Cool guys edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>544084270 #
>envelope's a little light this month huh? it'd be a shame if something were to happen to your... reputation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1kKBgjwOUIf anyone wants to see a poor Chinese child being bullied by an evil Nazi.
>>544281318Eric and Aman commentating together, cool!
Why has Ding been throwing ever since he won the WC? Did he put too much pressure on himself? Seems like Ding is not chilling.
>>544282089I dunno. He was so fucking good. His Rg5 took balls of steel. And then boom, all the magic vanished.
>>544282242*Rg6
>>544282242Maybe he's missing the mentality of keeping the pressure on the neck when he's up. Maybe he's mentally tired which can lead to lack of conversions and vulnerabilities down the line. Depression is a bitch huh...
Will Ito take another title from Fujii, or will Fujii avoid a repeat of last year's Eio match and retain the Oza title?
How can anyone watch Hikaru's stream? He's insufferable.
>>544282682That's the neat thing, You don't! I think he captured the attention if drooling normies that want slop fed to them, he's only popular because he's a blabber mouth that feeds surface level noise commentary to chess.People should start classing "noise" youtubers because zoomers and boomers alike are using non-short-form content as background noise these days to numb themselves.
>>544282682>Hikaru's>insufferableyes
>>544282870He really shows chess is just a mental gimmick and you can be a total idiot and one of the greatest players of all time.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DING???
>play well>get in time trouble>die instantly he's just like me...
it's over for ding
now that the dust has settled, was winning the world championship the worst thing to ever happen to ding in his life?
>>544282089He peaked at #2 FIDE classical, but couldn't maintain it and went down to like #20. I don't know what causes that compared to other players who were very consistent over many years.
I'm starting to actually like Hans, although I did originally think he might have cheated against Magnus. He actually is a top chess talent
>lose match>go home in shame>get beat with slipper
>>544283339Yeah it's very relatable kek.Sometimes if I play rapid or solve long puzzles, I start playing blitz incorrectly - actually calculating everything and getting crushing positions, but with way too much time usage, giving me insufficient time to convert without blundering
>>544283023Yeah. I mean, just look at how sub-amoeba level early AI dominated chess even before current data center and gov't aid nvidia GPU jerking trying to fasttrack a superAI. Just proves that although the emotional nuances of chess seems deep because odds can change on a whim and you always have to be cautious, objectively it might be better if you're a bit of an ignorant, pigheaded dumbass because you just relentlessly attack, calculate, use cheap gimmicks like being tricky while down, and rely on learned experience instead of being immersed in the feeling of playing chess.
>>544283531I've been really surprised with Hans. Like I recall thinking during that in-person computer tournament that even though Hans was getting wrecked, he was still getting wins against some of the best players in the world, and that impressed me.
>>544283514>weakmindI know this is a meme but intelligence isn't enough for a sport like this. He's too timid and overthinking. His attitude is actually causing him objective issues. Magnus is very intelligent but he's gives off more intuitive talent vibes than Ding who seems more a thinker, he doubts himself too much. Meanwhile Magnus stated before that he almost immediately has an instinctive knowledge of the next move and his "calculation" is just him checking if his instinct is right and if he missed anything. I think this is the right way instead of being overtly cautious.
Eric Hansen going hard on Ding lmao
yeah nah this is sad to watch and it's only gonna get saddergoodbye bros
When was the last time you opened and closed a window on another device while playing?Personally for me it’s never but curious about other experiences
>>544284192Goodbye Danya
>>544282682He can pull off some voodoo escape artist shit, that's undeniable. The way he can wiggle out of terrible positions is unparalleled.
>>544284474I sometimes have youtube open for music on my second monitor, but minimize the window to avoid distraction or lag. I might open it and then minimize it to change the song/playlist, adjust the volume, pause it, etc.
>>544284474Does it count if I was texting cat pictures with my friend while playing the other night? His kitties are so cute.
lol
>some players take a break and come back stronger>ding took a break and he's losing against everyoneWhat's the difference here? More poignantly, what is the mentality and other shit you need to take a break and come back stronger instead coming back washed and feeling like you're out of practice?
remember that time kramnik thought Hikaru was playing with the eval bar visible
Adoption paperwork getting processed.
>>544286345Adoption paperwork just got DINGED
>>544286095yeah, he's a bit of a goof. i think most of the danya stuff was sent to him by someone else that didn't want to expose themselves and thought they had a better shot with kramnik's "authority". he's a terrible presenter and all of the "evidence" is basically tainted now because it's associated with his boomer ass.
>>544286737Good for him. Fucking took long enough. I like Ding, but he's just not elite anymore.
Ooooh, good win by Ding on that one!
>>544286770A lot of the subsequent stuff Kramnik did, like the 'chesstrix' videos, were really embarrassing and made his imo legitimate concerns look like boomer paranoia
Ding is going to make a comeback now. I can feel it.
>>544287608Not so fast, chink! Hans said he's getting good vibrations for the next set!
>>544287608Now that he knows he can win, he might score 25% of the next games, but he's not on Hans's level right now
Is anyone else scheduled to play today, or is it only Hans/Ding?
>>544281487very cute would petand the cat is also nice
>>544288343next match is Nepo-Giri in two days
>>544288768Lame. I was hoping for a long day of chess.
>>544288878u literally have clutch chess in an hour, bro. get to watch the reigning world champion sit in last place behind fabi, 'karu, and fagnus
Chilling and killing our Annabel Ding
>>544289324Oh? My optimism has been restored.
>>544289434https://x.com/STLChessClub/status/1982823546960085028
>>544290214Interesting scoring system. Thank you for the info, anon!
>>544288768>nepo giri those two murderers? pfffft
>this one goes out to my nigga Danya>rest in power, brother
Heres the position he flagged from in 3+2. Bet he rage quit for the day. Fuck this TC though I'm going back to correspondence where wins actually feel good.
>>544294283lol
>>544284474When my waifu texts me I'll swipe down and respond from the notification menu
>>544286095Hikaru I could actually believe does cheat given how much stronger he is online than off
>>544294617I already believe it.
>>544284832Good kitter. Whos got a fluffy belly? Good kitter
All brownoids and jews are cheaters. Hope this clears up any confusion.
>>544295165And turbo manlets.
>>544297137How do we respond to this without sounding mad?
IT'S ON
>>544297137>3m agostop screenshoting your own post
>>544294617Doesn't he consistently get 1st/2nd/3rd at world class in-person tournaments? Maybe he cheats online (as anyone could) but I don't think there's a big discrepancy in the results.
>>544297578
I hope Fabi beats that fat jap.
>>544298172You would never say this to his face
>>544298332>you wouldn't do a heckin racism in publicWell, yeah.
>>544298603There’s no better feeling than being racist in public. The look of incomprehension on the jungle monkeys face as they babble nonsense in their native language while the white liberal bystanders stare with the mouth open NPC look. I highly recommend it
holy fuck fabi is getting huge
>>544299245This wide angle lens makes everyone look huge.
>>544299245wud a fuggin monstur
Magnus won on time and Fabi is dominating Nakamura.
>>544299245>delt striations popping out his god damned shirtmirin
lol the poo lost on time in a drawn position LOL
>>544299245he got on svidler's routine
>>544299245They don’t call him big fabi for nothin
Fabibros... Kakamura is making a comeback...
Magnus and Gukesh will draw.
Pookesh Dumparaju
>>544302693You just know.
>>544302693some prime material behind them
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>544281132What’s their elo?
What the fuck is Danny doing on the STL broadcast??
Hans won, btw.
>>544303240Ding is a sweetheart. He’s a nice guy. And they fed him to a lion. Why is danny rensch so cruel?
>>544303240I’m proud of him. I don’t follow top level chess until the candidates starts. Does Hans have a path to qualifying for it?
>>544286095yeah that's kramnik's problem, he's so paranoid he attacked everyone and is such a boomer that he can't eveen imagine that there is a way to record the evaluation bar after the match and edit it for the youtube video later with the live footage from the stream then during his investigations he found the one real cheater who happens to be also incredibly worried about his reputation
what is this maurice ad lmao
>>544304067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_hBrSmuRBA
>>544304067>the fuck am I supposed to do with this, Momo?
>>544304067beautiful architecture
>>544304067This mirror shows you your true soul
which one of you is responsible for this >>>/sp/151643282
>>544306025Looks like a porno set.
>>544304203holy shit easy on the hamburgers Magnus
>>544306025>>544306202>>>/sp/151647153
>>544310241AI is beautiful.
>>544303042They're both FMs. The tabby is a Fuzzy Master, the cow is a Food Master.
>>544309108Fatnussun jeets.....
The only sure things in life are death, taxes, and Fabi throwing a winning position in low time trouble leading to a loss.
JUSTICE FOR GRANDMASTER DANIEL NARODITSKYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3BWzaNXW8Q
anna is ugly
>>544313245Good morning saar!
>>544309108A lot of 30 somethings have been letting themselves go lately. Besides, a married man becoming fat is basically the most common pipeline in the history of ever.
>>544313434Good morning Madam.
why does /vg/ hate women
>>544314197Too old
it is natural to heap scorn upon unthinking beasts
>>544314197gacha board Hate women????????????????
>>544314072*Good morning MAAAM.
>>544314495Yeah, bit of a silly assertion by anon on a board where people are constantly showing off their Barbie Doll collections.
>>544314495>>544314835are you fucking idiots?! we hate 3d women. 2d woman are superior and completely fine.
>>544313159What I don't get is why foids, instead of grieving by themselves like a normal person, decides to "catch" the moment by turning on the camera the same way you reach for a hankerchief when you're about to sneeze. Why must the feel compelled to broadcast their moment of emotional turmoil?I would understand if it was see news>grief>calm down>decide to make tribute. If during that tribute you break down again, then ok, but it feels like a lot of women do this when they're already riled up instead of being solemn going into it. If it was a livestream it'd also be more understandable.
Fabi once again blunders in low time. He's going to be deep in last place.
Swolebi
the future of American chess
>>544315758going down on carissa as we speak
Burger chess commentary is tiring
carissa going down on me while I high-five anon
>>544316045plz saar do not redeem
Mangoose on full fucking tilt
>Fabi played Bc8Very interesting!
>>544316057I'm gonna need you to draw this scene for me.
Maurice Ashley is a great commentator and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
where the fuck can I see the standings
>>544317095no anon!! you must hate him and call him the n word!!
>>544317061brb studying
>>544317104Hans and magnus stand at about 6’2. The brownoids and fabi stand at 5’8 and below
goddammit fabi
>>544317472Actually Magnus is 5'10 and Hans is 5'11
>>544318246hans is metaphysically and spiritually 6'2
>>544289324>get to watch the reigning world champion sit in last place behind fabi, 'karu, and fagnusAPOLOGIZE
>>544319578We still have several days to go.
>>544320593I have a question, Fabibros. What the fuck?
>>544320734The guy is burned out, played too much lately. He should take a break.
>>5443149102d women never smell like tuna, always show respect, they are objectively superior
>>544320734I don't even fucking know. That shit was painful to watch.
>>5443209212D women can't suck my dick.
>>544321001not with that attitude
>>544321001i have vr headset and fleshlight: checkmate
>>544320593rating doesn't mean anything
>>544320734>in the middle of the match Gukesh leans in and quietly whispers>"do you know how good it feels to be world champion?"
>>544320593bad day for him. maybe also just bad luck. you try to make something happen but the complications fall in your opponent's favor
emil and vlad are simply reflecting the jewish mindset: it’s not wrong to slander someone. it’s not wrong to gain relevancy and views by falsely accusing someone repeatedly… what’s horrible is when friends of the deceased put up non-monetized videos where they are genuinely crying about losing a friend… that’s the fakeness that must be stamped out! typical up is down backwards bizarro logic we’ve had to deal with in chess for a long long time now.
>>544321001The technology is on the horizon. Be patient
>>544322042lel
>>544322080But my dick needs sucking now :-(
Hanschuds, we beating Dennis lazavik?
FUCK STALEMATE.STALEMATE IS CHECKMATE THERE'S NO REASON IT SHOULDN'T COUNT AS CHECKMATEITS +12 ITS A WIN FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>544324510Why should you be rewarded for not being good enough?
>>544303819The world cup gives 3 spots.
Fabi really disappointed me today. And now I have all these poos harassing me on social media.
>>544325008the point of the game is to capture the king. the king is captured no matter what move he makes, it's over
>>544324510>ITS +12Sounds like it was +0
>>544324510
>>544326417only when my subhuman fukcing ass is playing
>>>/sp/151646599
I am fucking blind today. I see the move is bad 0.1 seconds after making it. It's such a bad habit I don't know why I do that. I just rush, fucking retarded beyond beliefs
Still can’t believe he’s gone
>>544325008Why should zugzwang not apply when you only have a king left?
>>544328121>tfw the /sp/ thread has more hot girls and is funnier than /chess/was the PBT right?
>>544325886That’s his chance I know he’ll do us proud
>>544330658the jannies on /spee/ are a bunch of brownoid soccer watching thirdies so you will get banned in .02 seconds if you do a heckin racism
>>544330658let’s switch to sp tired of pretending i like video games
>>544325008Nta but stalemate should ojly be if both sides cant mate. If one side can mate a king that cant movr should count imo
>be gukesh in equal position >Ummmmmm I GIVE UPWhy are resigncucks so pathetic?
>>544332310I guess that begs the question of what "can mate" means. Because the king cannot move anywhere on the next move. Do you just mean sufficient material, or could have mated from the previous postition, or what?also>>5443245101. f6 1-0
>>544334847That is stalemate bevause neither side can mate cos nolegal moves
>>544335296i know but if stalemate was checkmate as the anon proposed this would be a win for white
>>544324510this is fundamentally correct but it won't ever change because changing it would only benefit players who made an objective mistake.but you are right, and it is true that stalemate being a draw is fucking retarded logically speaking. but also, somehow it's a perfect rule for chess because it fits in with the whole "i am very smart" vibe that chess players love to give off"ackshually, you are very bad in comparison to me, and if you weren't so bad and stupid, this wouldn't have happened to you!! KEK!"
>>544336992Every game is a stalemate though. Whoever is more stale loses.
>>544337331>but you are right, and it is true that stalemate being a draw is fucking retarded logically speaking.True. It should be a win for the person getting stalemated since the other person is the one who made the mistake.
>>544338285This.
>>544338285nah. you already made more mistakes by getting your pieces in a position where you literally can't even make any moves without automatically losing the gameto my point about the "i am very smart" bit, chess players tend to frame stalemates like how you're doing and how this post did:>>544325008but, you could just as easily flip it on the person who can't move their pieces. why should they be rewarded with a draw? yes, the last person to make a move caused stalemate and therefore the stalemate is "their fault" in an immediate sense, but the fact is, you cannot move your pieces because you got owned to the point of... not being able to move your pieces. so why do you get rewarded with the avoidance of a loss? you deserve to lose even more than the other player "doesn't deserve to win"
>>544338774>you could just as easily flip itAnd since we can flip it endlessly, that's why it's a draw.
>>544339101A fine point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZtkvjB940
>>544340247kekBased schizo.
>>544340247how did you find my youtube channel?
>>544339101if they were equivalent sure, but as i said, the person who cannot fucking move without losing the game on the spot is in a worse position and deserves to lose more than the other player doesn't deserve to winso no, it's not actually the same
>>544340247Does Danya is gay? Shocking results below!
>>544340247danyabros....
chess players:>getting cheap wins via fried liver/scholar's mate tier tactics is lame! i feel embarrassed for you! it's bad chess! you shouldn't do that!>getting cheap draws via stalemate is beautiful! it's epic! it's elegant! never concede - you can always swindle a draw if you just bait your opponent in the perfect way to make them fail a test! always try to swindle draws with an arbitrary rule that we made up!
>>544343078Git gud and you won't draw as much, shitter.
>>544340247someone buy his book and post it herehttps://www.amazon.in/dp/B0FSYTZJVX
>>544344083GOOD MORNING SIR!
HOLY CHRIST WHY DOESN'T MY BRAIN WORK WHY DO I KEEP PLAYING IKE A TOTAL SHITTER AND T HINKING IM SMART WHEN IM A FUCKING RETARD FUCLKSJD;LFAJS;DLKFJZSL;DKFJZ;LSKDJF;LZKSJDF;LZSKJD FL;ASJDF;ASDFA
>>544347071fabi, is that you? you certainly played like a shitter today, losing to the poo like that
>>544344083SAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE BOOK PIRACY SARR, PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND PURCHASE INDIVIDUALLY
If karpov died tomorrow would anyone care?
>>544347071I am seriously fukcing broken. My brain doens't work, I forget the bsica fucking rules of how take take take works. After so mny games I'm still doing this man fuck. I think I deserve to be a GM by virtue of being me
Literal fucking dipshit 20 iq retard. I am so fucking deperate to get clever checkmates and I throw throw throw. I need to chill, play safe. Likle I've said I wil do a million times before.
>>544338774Stalemate: giving hope to losers since 1800s
>>544347071>>544348085>>544348882Take a break for a couple of days and stop acting like a woman.
>>544348082is that a streamer?
nothing matters now that danya is dead...
>>544348082Of course we would care that Danya died. He was a saint, and we'd be very upset at Kramnik.
will Danya's medical report and official cause of death ever be public? how does it work in burgerland?
>>544349451You can request it if you live in the same state or some shit.
>>544349451https://www.ocme.dhhs.nc.gov/docrequest.asp
>>544349252I did take a break, I played well yesterday and today it's back to dogshit where I think I'm so fucking smart and above this
>>544350216>two vibrations>pause>five vibrations>"huh. It seems like I should focus on b5"Why wouldn't it work?
>>544340247the other video is interesting>GM Daniel Naroditsky used to spam a major chess server (the ones that ban Ray or any mention of his work) with burner accounts that served two purposes: jack up his rating, and claim to be his students so when they beat 1800s with trick openings, they'd look at the profile of the burner and find his teachingso he would use his coaching as a cover for these burner accounts that he would then lose against himself to increase his elo? lmaoalso>"danya should have filed a lawsuit, why didn't he do it? because if he does it, and kramnik might know people who knows this...and he goes to rambling on other things, wtf? I was really invested, why danya couldn't file a lawsuit if he was innocent
>>544350653make an anonymous lichess game link, i'll play you. im super tired so i'll lose really badly (im already shit). that should make you feel better.
>>544350971It wouldn't because my number isn't going up.
>>544351321lets playhttps://lichess.org/oF24nybj
>>544351496no thank you
>>544351321>muh meaningless internet points aren't increasing
>>544340247holy shit, this guy was an incel in 2010
>>544351771Correct. And as a result, I am worth less as a human being
>>544351594You're a dumb faggot who just skipped an opportunity to learn because you think you're SO above it all.No anon, you're not smart indeed.
I like 960 more than regular chess. It's like getting thrown straight into middlegame tactics and positional play. No faffing about with opening lines. I hate watching 960 tournaments though.
>>544351830>used to be a chad>is now trailer trashLet this be a lesson, anons.
>>544351913No because you're probably some 2000 who's going to whoop my ass for being annoying.
>>544350928there's hentai games where u can set the settings of ur ass vibrator in-game for immersion. hans is a weeaboo
>>544352162That's a very specific bit of knowledge you've got there.
*waves a metal detector behind you thoroughly* (it's not magnus)
>>544352283karryn's prison
>>544352449I'm not googling that.
>>544352505ur loss
>>544351496Did you cancel? Repost
>>544352329Imagine receiving death threats because a junkie OD'd on the other side of the globe.
>>544353194This is just like that case in the states where the girl convinced the guy to off himself in his car with carbon monoxide poisoning. At one points he gets out and by text she convinces him to get back in. She was found to be guilty and so should kramnik.
>>544353937>the girl convinced the guy to off himself in his car with carbon monoxide poisoning. At one points he gets out and by text she convinces him to get back in.yes that's clearly the exact same situation
>>544354076Danya was gay for Kramnik.
How do you learn to focus less on the Ws and Ls and more on the improvement as a player? I think if I played exactly as well but in one game I get a lucky checkmate and in the other I don't, I will think I did better overall in the W game even though it's an illusion.
>>544353194shud've been a retarded boomer somewhere else if bullying children isnt what hes into
>>544355402watch a danya speedrun vid n he can give u other aspects of the game which are different than vague result numbers. one number to tell u how good u are at each part of chess
>>544355402Just do the habits bro fr
>>544355402What is your rating? Answer is usually just to play more.
>>544358301>positional advantage = more squares covered = more tactics for you to recognizeThis is a major problem for me. I see one tactic and I try to hard to force it to work without proper foresight>>544358572~950. I don't need to play more I'm embarrassed by how many games I have played and am still this bad.
>>544359168>this little shitter has never heard of a superfluous piece Read a book
>>544355402>How do you learn to focus less on the Ws and Ls and more on the improvement as a player?By realizing that 2500s chesscom don't win 55% of their games. If winstreaks are important to you this game isn't for you.
>>544360123the only superfluous piece is your tiny pp
http://live.shogi.or.jp/ouza/kifu/73/ouza202510280101.htmlhttps://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe fifth and final game of the 73rd Oza title match is being played, between Takumi Ito (sente) and Sota Fujii (the Oza title holder). The time control is 5 hours per player, and the match is a best of 5 (tied at 2-2).The opening was double wing attack.
>>544360748I get this but I guess what I'm saying is that I end up judging the overall game very differently if I win or lose, regardless of actual play level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k4anZR7lGsdude was wasting away. and why was he proud of being a thief?
Anyone else think Carlsen is a dwarf version of the centre of the earth giants who found success among us rather than being a dwarf among giants? He's probably literally the worst chess player among his own people too.
>>544361476That's where game-analysis comes into play. Analyze the games that you lose and understand what your blunder was. If you were playing accurately and lost because you didn't see a bishop that was on the corner of the board, well then you know that you just need more practice absorbing and looking at the entire board-state. If you blundered because you miss-calculated a sequence of captures, you can work on that. Same with a missed tactic, do more puzzles, etc.Winning/Losing means nothing. Understanding where you went wrong (or where your opponent went wrong) is what matters for improvement. Before like 1500 games are won not by playing well, but by blundering less than your opponent.
>>544337331>>544336992>>544332310You have to be pretty bad to get this heated over accidental stalemate. It really should almost never happen. Literally just pay attention.
>>544361960btw this also matters for the games that you win. Sometimes you think you made a really good move that you thought about for a long time that you think was really good and think you won the game because of it, then you check the engine and realize that it was actually a blunder but your opponent was also huffing paint and it still worked out for you.
>>544362171I think it's a mistake to look at a move like that after the fact and beat yourself up about not finding the refutation. A move that is technically wrong or even outright losing according to the fish is still good in the moment depending on time control and your level. Like it may be bad but the reason it's bad is so hard to find it would require your opponent to tank several minutes of clock to work out. I try not to get upset about that in analysis. If the refutation is pretty simple and definitely something I should have found, yes, I label that as a big mistake and try to work on the blind spot in my calculation that caused it.
>>544362103getting heated is normal if u have ovary having tier emotions and passions for something that u use for fuel
>>544337331>"ackshually, you are very bad in comparison to me, and if you weren't so bad and stupid, this wouldn't have happened to you!! KEK!"You are welcome to look up the origin of the stalemate rule, its rationale and its history. Stalemate has been all three (win/draw/loss, and illegal move) at various points in time and still is in some chess adjacent games like shogi.
>>544363759yes, calibrate your analysis to your level/time control, etc. >If the refutation is pretty simple and definitely something I should have foundis more what I was going with
After weeks of doing stupid mistakes, being completely clueless about openings and being a complete beginner, I've finally done it. I have reached my goal: 95% winrate in the 100 rating chess.com bracket. It was satisfying watching my winrate go up as I got better.Now I'm finally good enough to humiliate beginners and can play chess for fun. Going to continue tanking my rating so I can log on every day for some easy wins to brighten up my day. No, I'm not planning on getting actually good. I'm fine here in my happy place at 100 rating.
>>544364329>the 100 rating chess.com bracketthe what?
>>544364394Well, it's not really a "bracket". 100 is the absolute minimum your rating can go if you instant surrender a game every time you win to keep it low.
>>544364494So you are playing games until you have mate then resigning so your rating doesn't increase?
this general is so fucking bad, we need to go back
>>544364589No, I win games normally, and every time I win, in the next game I make a single move then surrender. Takes 10 seconds.
>>544364696kys pbt
>>544366842that’s not pbt
>>544364696many people are saying this
How many games should it take someone to reach 1000 Elo starting from total scratch?
>>5443680644
>>5443680643
>>544368064Quite a few. You'll start at 600 or so most likely.
>>544368064a few thousand at least
>>544370236if it takes you more than a thousand games to reach a thousand elo, you should probably consider suicide.
>>544368064it took me like 500 games for 1000 and 200 more for 1100
>>544368064About a year then every 200 points after another year, for me at least
>>544370772I suppose it depends on how much time you spend doing puzzles and shit. If you spend most of your time reading guides, learning openers and doing puzzles and barely play, it will take fewer games (but possibly longer time, since playing is still the best way of getting gud).If you just spam games you can go through a hundred games a day easily. You don't reach 1000 in 10 days of playing.
>>544371064sure, if you play a hundred blitz games a day then nothing will improve but im not even considering that
>>544371389I noticed this too. I keep playing lots of games and barely improve. But in most competitive games the recommendation is to spend most of your time playing and keep studying to a minimum.How the fuck do you get good at chess?
Why would you not study your games afterwards? I spent like two hours the other day studying just one of my games. Sure, that's an aberration, but the point is I was actually learning and quite engaged.
>>544372369I only study games that I win to see if I missed something or could have done betterit's too depressing to watch myself lose the game so I skip those
>>544297137I can't wait to see the butthurt after Gukesh loses the next WCC
>>544373206I do the same. Games I lose I often know exactly why I lost because it's an obvious blunder that I was just too retarded to see before I played.
I focus more on the games I lost. Those lessons stick with me more than just reviewing games I won and patting myself on the back.
>>544375217ya but that's because you're want to improve, not closely protect your incredibly fragile ego like me
>>544374354this place would be very funny for a few days if he defended it thou
<iframe src="https://lichess.org/tv/frame?theme=brown&bg=dark" style="width: 400px; aspect-ratio: 10/11;" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0"></iframe>Does this work?
>>544313998He married an American woman and moved to America. American food is just garbage. There's all sorts of crap in it that's banned in the EU. Plus American portion sizes are huge compared to Europe. That's all.
complicated sharp position and the indian is about to lose by abandonment when suddenly he reappears and blitzes out every movethis is why i love chess
>>>/b/941793186
>>544352449>Karryn's prisonGreat game, anon is connoisseur
>>544364972What kind of autism is this?
>>544369275You start at 400 on Chesscom if you select "I'm a total fucking noob" when creating your account.
>>544371902By playing chess. Bullet and Blitz aren't chess, btw.
>>544361041Ito won in 97 moves. With this win, he's not only captured the Oza title, but earned a promotion to 9-dan.
Reddit is calling for Article 66 of the FIDE charter to be invoked against Kramnik, which provides for the public execution of any player who brings the game of chess into "lasting and substantial" disrepute.We don't support this, right?
>>544358824Under 1000 usually the problem is that you are blundering pieces. Just don't blunder your pieces and you'll go up 200 points
>>544389896Kys
>>544396325Kramnik deserves more than that
>>544396325what if kramnik kills himself after they take away his titles and ruin his life? can we shut down r/chess as a hate group sub?
>>544396325I don't think Kramnik has done anything wrong but I support this based on principle
Execute order 66
Pray for Jamaica
>>544371389Blitz made me worse probably, i dropped to 800 lmao, earlier i climbed from 900 to ~1500 on lichess across bullet/blitz/rapid, cum rapid is 1300. I simply stopped thinking about what their moves are doing and began getting as tilted as my opponents seem to be. People are much more relaxed and chill in 10 minute but there are also probably 3-8 move cheaters so i dont have problems thinking my actual elo is higher
>>544372369
>>544405828Dis nigga a real one.
>bro it's different bro you don't understand bro
>>544406716a reminder that they are only attacking Kramnik because he's Russian, and it's part of the jewish provocation campaign against Russian people
>>544406716>btw I think we should lowkey cancel Hans>just sayin!>xoxo
>>544405828I remember this Chinese state media propaganda story
>>544407023Jews have never once in history done anything bad to the Russians. Stop with antisemitic conspiracy theories
>>544406716>I have no inclination to look into what actually happened but I'll still talk like I'm an expert on these two situations
>>544410049You just know.
I've decided to stop rooting for Fabi. He really embarrassed me yesterday and now I have all these jeets sending me shitposts and troll messages on social media.
>>544407674the redditor was just asking questions
>>544410049Dina holds her face down with her foot and fists her ass until she cries
>>544411586There's also another thread about how it was unfair of Chesscum to ask Daniel to use Proctor, but I won't spam this thread with more of their shit.It's just funny that they aren't using the "he volunteered to beta-test Proctor" lie anymore.
>>544412363I assume chesscom came up with a horrendously laggy piece of crap for their 'proctor' and any serious bullet/3 minute player would abhor every second spent playing with that trash. Their base website interface is bad enough as it is.Of course, they're in a difficult position, with very limited technical talent, and expected to solve a problem that is fundamentally impossible to solve.
>>544412896it's unfortunate, but that's the price cheaters must pay
>>544407674This retarded witch-hunt isn't going to bring Daniel back, what a joke
no one cares about Danya. guy killed himself. stop blaming kramnik.
>harass and bully someone for a year>victim killed himself with drugsb-but he didn't physically put the drugs into his mouth!
>>544415876>harass and bullySource?
Saint Danya
>>544415345>if I repeat this enough it will be true!Go to bed, Ray.
>call out a cheat>cheat has a breakdown>spirals into drugs and ODsyawn
>>544416293Everyone dreams of getting a posthumous (pity) Twitch prize. I think.
why don't we honor danya by having an honest and open discussion about drug abuse, and find his dealer and beat his ass and strip him of his street cred?
Can we go one thread without talking about danya
>haha tricked yaGimme a rageometer reading if someone chatted this to you
>>544418015His dealer didn't want him to OD. Think about it. It's straight up bad business.
>>544418015>dealerit's probably just prescribed drugs like adderall mixed with alcohol
Fabi better not shame me again today. He better be above the poo in the standings by the end of the day or I will mail some poo to his house.
>>544418024I won't stop until "Danya" is dead and buried.
>>544418024I won't stop until Danya gets the justice he deserved.
>>544418394The Goo will dominate and your racist ass will sit down and watch.
>>544407876How is some nigger crashing out over a chess game propaganda
>organize an exciting exhibition event with all the best players>pair Yasser with annoying shitter commentatorsevery time in St Louis
Holy fuck the eval bar moved!
m-magnus can still blunder r-right goobros?
Hooray Fabi! ^_^
>>544418853Chadgnus is raping the Goo as we speak.
Had me a big ol' Italian sub, shared it with my cat, now I'm cuddled up with him watching some fun chess. Comfy day today.
>>544420726Tell him hes a goob kitter and ask him who has a fluffy belly
>>544420726>shared it with my catFat fuck.
>>544420921Hims got the fluffiest belly, and he even let me touch it without springing the trap.
>>544420726why do cats like Italian food?
>creepy grandpa>0.5x talking speed shouting nigger>yee-haw shitter that just parrots the niggernice broadcast
>>544421228Goob Mr. Mckitter
>>544421313They clearly have good taste.
>>544421313Because Italian food is for pussies hahahahhaha
>>544421451that's what you get for killing Danya
>>544421747If I resurrect him will you fags stop crying?
>>544421451Yasser deserves respect. Comfy stories, very strong GM in his time, actually understands positions at a fundamental level. The nigger "GM" is totally reliant on the computer for his takes, he's been this way for years. No one respects him as a chess player. The 3rd guy is annoying, but at least he's not a woman like they've been doing recently eve since the sex harassment scandal.
I want Peter Leko.My cat wants Peter Leko.Give us Peter Leko.
>>544421451>creepy grandpaYou shut your whore mouth.
Fabi 3 min+ under Naka. Prepare for the blunder and loss in low time.
>>544418859Do you really think he sat there alone for 4 hours? Just seems like a staged story to me. And the source is SCMN which has ties to the Chinese government. Narrative would be something like Chinese men art built different, never give up, work hard, determined etc.
Anyone else get nervous when playing? My heartrate rises and I even get cold sweat in my armpits.I'm not really sure why since I don't care about elo or winning. I try to win but losing makes me feel nothing. I'm also playing on a random account which I care nothing about.
>>544423705>Anyone else get nervous when playing?No.
There it is!
>>544418986Jjjjjj
Gukesh flushed twice by Magnus!pic related
What was Gukesh thinking taking 5 whole mins for one move?
>>544423705When I play well, my pulse always rises. When I play like shit on a tilt bender let's say, I just don't care.
>>544423705I feel extreme embarrassment whenever I make a blunder and want to kill my opponent to hide my shame.
https://lichess.org/JdCO4u7hBreak time blitz challenge
>>544421451holy shit I hate that zoomerYasser is okay though
kek, he's *still* calling him Yassair
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/s/SVS1m2fiZ2Seems that plebbitors are waking up to the chink whore’s grift. Of course simp mods locked the thread already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNk2l4rxJekHe just can't stop, can he?
>>544424948CAMON /chess/ PLAY SOME FOOKIN BLITZ
>>544425027you need new glasses grandpa
>>544418859If you don't get it, you won't get it...
>>544425452missed Rxg2+ winning the bishop near the end
>>544423705the anxiety is probably caused by internal conflict. when you play, you're forcing your mind to operate in very unnatural ways that it's not used to or doesn't see the point of yet and it resists. do this enough and you will eventually buckbreak your mind into submission and it will start looking forward to calculating.
>>544424426>poo42favorite play of the cleveland browns
>>544425362getting that saudi money
>>544425027I don't know what that guy's purpose even is.
KWABIANO CHOKEUANA
>>544428675I gloated too soon
>>544428291he appeals to zoomers, literally. he acts as the popular twitch lolcow
>>544425231>BREAKING NEWS: CHINKS DO NOT HAVE SOULSthanks for sharing redditcel, stop posting screenshots of that website
she's worse. she's a canadian chink.
>>544418024No
who the fuck is danya
>>544429821he is him
>>544429298stop making everything about race, it's so boring.
>>544430398sry chud, but reality is racist
>>544430398You're Indian.
>>544430398Cope gookcel
>fabi down 3 minutes on fagnusqueue the coming low-time meltdown and loss
>>544430615sorry can you please have something race-related in your post next time
>>544368064are you talking about OTB rating or some online thing? the fide otb rating starts at 1000. this is also the minimum. so you just play a fide rated tournament, lose first game, now you have 1000. if you're talking chess com rapid rating, you can do it in 2-12 months depending on your available time and your acumen for the game. assuming complete beginner barely know how pieces move and don't know all the rules.
who the fuck is this shitty millennial with the weird accent
GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI GODBI
https://lichess.org/qj5pX4CeBreak time blitz challenge 2
https://lichess.org/eqkAtqAJIdk what happened to the previous one but here it goes again
>>544418015You can just buy this stuff over the counter at walmart alongside firearms and school supplies. Dog bless.
I hope the final standings for the day remain Pookesh in last, so I can dab on all the poos that gloated yesterday.
>>544406716He's right, it's not the same: Hans received far more pressure from far more people.
>>544432938>>>/pol/
>>544432338I dedicate this win to narcocheatsky, hope my nigga stay high up in heaven pbuh
https://lichess.org/hIlkyWfOTime for one more
Who the hell is that third dude?
>>544433034No matter how hard you cry we won't stop, you know.
did Naroditsky actually cheat? I was told Kramnik went nuts
>>544433708He didn't, but /chess/ says he did because they don't want to agree with reddit.
>>544433708since he admitted to having an engine open, yes, yes he did.
>>544433760I don't and I never said that
>>544430715nobody posting in this thread plays OTB
>>544434041I played OTB at my friend's house once.
>>544433496Nobody knows. He's just there.
>>544434041I played otb at a coffee shop once with an old Mexican guy and he told me about how Hitler loved chess and wanted to add tanks to the game
>>544434651i tried this once but all my friends suck at it just seems mean
>>544433496Professional clock reader and eval-bar observer>Yasser: This position is wild, I've never seen something like this>James (1200 elo): I almost feel like we're on even footing here, understanding this position!>Yasser: When I was analyzing with Bobby Fischer, he considered the advantage of the bishop pair to be very significant...
>>544433708kramnik acts like you would expect from an autistic russian boomer. you have to watch his videos from a year ago to understand his position on danya. most people aren't going to spend their time doing that, but it will explain the situation pretty well.https://www.youtube.com/@VBKramnik/videos
americans...
>poor Danya was shocked by Kramnik's accusations!>the pressure was too much!
who the FUCK is this guy?apparently its this guys?https://x.com/JamesDashwho the fuck
Fabi flushed the poo.
https://lichess.org/4g6hEIl4
>>544434041Why would you? Online is vastly superior..
This commentary really is so bad.
>>544438769yasser is great, the other two suck
ok fabi down to 17 sec, 2 min for the poo, i predict fabi blunder
>>544435417>most people aren't going to spend their time doing thattruemost people don't spend their time verifying anythingthey see a tweet or a thread and that's all they "know" yet talk like they know everythingthat's why idgaf about their opinions
>doesn't even look at his opponent while shaking his handgrown man with children btw
>>544438959Correct. I wish the other two would go do their own stream.
>>544438769Yes, I find it really hard not to whinepost about it in every break. By the way Cuckesh hasn't won a single game today.
>>544440307>Cuckesh hasn't won a single game todayWonderful day. Hope that continues tomorrow.
https://lichess.org/gE8SBe1U
I always love how they're like>"omg Mangoose you are so awesome how do you feel after all these wins"and Magnus is like>"The games were shit. I am shit. They were shit. This interview is shit. See you tomorrow."
So basically Fabi and Fagnus are still unparalleled at the top. The poo is a fraud.
>>544440767>"The games were shit. I am shit. They were shit. This interview is shit. See you tomorrow."/our guy/
>>544440767Caruana is probably top 5 of all time and it doesn't get talked enough
>>544441787Oh, for sure. Caruana went dead even with Magnus in the classical time controls of the WCC, but all anyone did was complain about it, because people don't actually want to see good chess.
Is it still 2 points per win tomorrow?
>>544443000Tomorrow it will be 3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw.
>>544442109I'm still sad that Fabi didn't find that brilliant endgame domination in game 6 when he was up a piece, where his knight on the rim would reverse-trap Magnus' only remaining bishop, with a weird triangulation trick to finish off.
>>544441787He’s /weakmind/. He’ll never make it
He had a lot to sayHe had a lot of nothing to sayWe'll miss himWe'll miss himHe had a lot to sayHe had a lot of nothing to sayWe'll miss himWe'll miss himWe're gonna miss himWe're gonna miss him
So longWe wish you wellYou told us how you weren't afraid to dieWell, so longDon't cryOr feel too downNot all martyrs see divinityBut at least you triedStanding above the crowdHe had a voice that was strong and loudWe'll miss himWe'll miss him
>>544440213>doesn't even look at his opponent while shaking his handI've noticed most chess players never do.
Is there any way to get rid of the empty space at the right side of chess.com? I want my board more centered
>>544444349>>544444490
>>544445051You're probably using an adblocker that isn't uBlock Origin.
>the Shakespeare of Chess
>>544445643no that's the one I'm using
>>544445869lol. i laughed. out loud.
>>544444349You have to be 18 to post here toolcel
>>544445869fucking kek
>>544446152God, I wish I was under 18 again.
>>544445869Is it because he dies at the end?
>>544446460>One of Danya’s admirable traits was his masterful command of the English language. He was witty, and he was incredibly erudite. Like many geniuses, he coined so many new concepts and phrases to capture his prodigious understanding, so that the wider chess world could share in his brilliance. For his combination of wit, profundity and playfulness with words, I consider him to be the Shakespeare of chess.
>>544446009uBlock Origin Lite isn't the same thing.I just booted Chrome to check and yeah, there's a dead space on the right of the screen. You poor Chromefag.
>>544446591Fucks sake. Please let that be ChatGPT. If a human actually wrote that...
>>544446460And perhaps the fact that the authorship of his work is disputed
>>544445869Is he calling Danya a fraud?>>544446591>he coined so many new concepts and phrasesSuch as?
>>544446824Oh, well played.
>>544446839>the bishop is biting on granite
>>544446839>Such as?"You can't have all these anti-cheat measures and still have a fun game."
>>544446657nope, origin on firefox
GM Daniel Naroditsky, the Tupac of Chess more like.
>>544447134Well it just werks (TM) on my machine.
>>544446964>ESL babbleSo that's why pajeets like him so much, huh?
>>544446591>reading some books, using real words instead of slang, and the occasional clever turn of phrase makes you ShakespeareI like Danya, but anyone comparing him to Shakespeare has clearly never read Shakespeare. And if they did, the last time was in high school with No Fear Shakespeare.
>>544446839I remember him once saying that an endgame was being played with "filigree precision," and I kinda liked that. Not that he coined it necessarily, but I've never heard anyone else say it
>>544446964I think that one is a classic that's been around since before Danya was born
>>544448090NO, Danya came up with it! Even in death you people just bully him! Sit in the corner, face the wall, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID!
I really liked the streams where Daniel turned water into wine, healed the blind, and magic'd a bunch of bread into existence.
any news or rumors about daniel naroditsky?I've been trying to avoid it for a few days cause it was weighing heavy on my fragile soul.
>>544446839https://youtu.be/RGiDosCed48?si=2XETxlevBJ6Nq7Fn&t=642Bc8 = Salem Witch trials
>>544448747>any news or rumors about daniel naroditsky?Absolutely none whatsoever. It's been nice in these trying times that everyone has respected his family's privacy and not speculated on his passing in any way.
>elite GM>standford graduate>spoke perfect russian, english, spanish and greekI now understand all the jealous seething from /chess/
>>544448989Heh.
>>544449020>standford
>>544448989suicide by OD is pretty common
was analyzing one of my games and I got this N symbol after taking his queen. what does it mean? i tried googling but it only said N means knight
>>544450226Naroditsky.The game is calling you a cheater. Also a nigger.
>>544450226Game is calling you a nigger.
>>544450551>>544450595the only other thing I can think of is novelty but there's no way it's that this far into a low level game
>>544451707perhaps it has something to do with the missed mate in one.. have you tried looking at the faq of this mystery website you have neglected to name?
>>544449814ODs are for fags and women. Shoot yourself, like a fuckin man
>>544452419it was a pawn promotion you dip. and yes, I did look and it must be a novelty but I don't know how that's possible
>>544452784not everyone is a hick with a family suicide gun
>>544449020Nardo will be memed here until the end of time
>An exceptionally bad blunder which has sometimes been awarded three or more question marks occurred in Deep Fritz–Kramnik 2006, when Kramnik played 34...Qe3, overlooking a mate in one with 35.Qh7#. Kramnikbros? Is /ourguy/ a shitter?
1. e4
>>5444580791. h6
>>5444580791... g5
>>544458072Certified patzer, indeed
>>544458239no>>5444581692. d4
>>544458405oh
>>5444584052... h6
>>544458676that was the wrong image but i had to wait 120 seconds. 3. c4
>>5444589493... f6
>>5444590414. Nf3
>>5444592104... draw offer
>>5444592104. kf2
>>544459473retard
>>544459542it's mate in 1 white king has no safe square
>>544459642retard
>>544459463Declined>>544459473its not white's turn + you can't take your own pawn. unless you mean Ke8-f2 which would be based but the notation doesn't provide for.
4... Qxh1
>>5444592104 horse a6
>>544450226
>>5444180242 more weeks
>>544460478no>>5444608705. Nc3
Kramnik is such a cartoon villain. The Russian accent doesn't help either.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when /chess/ gets Goo'd tomorrow.
>>544463056Tomorrow, the poo will be flushed.
>>544461248C6
>>544463056HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5444634156. Be2
>>544463565Tomorrow is 3 points per win, the current standings mean nothing
>>544463693
>>544461835No one will remember his name, and I'm not saying this to be a dick. He just wasn't that memorable. I hate all these hyperbolic fags.
>>544463565is it normal for other sports to have the prize money next to the score?
>>544464452they get bonus money for wins, thats the bonus money, its unique to the competition
Pretty based tournament to invite gukesh just to dunk on and expose him as trash, I must admit
>>544464005You're trying too hard now.
>>544464452in esports it's not unheard of
>>544465049No, he's right. In five years, only the most die-hard chess enthusiasts will even remember him, and it'll just be "Oh, that was that streamer who killed himself. Such a shame."
>>544463565If we were to adjust the scores to the normal full point for a win, half for a draw, what would the standings/scores look like? Genuine question.
>>544466353fagnus in first, fabi in second, gook still in last i believe
>>544466145Meanwhile, Hans will always be remembered as the anal beads chess player.
>>544466145No, you have it backwards. Danya will be remembered more by casual players and people who watch chess content (which is way more than the die-hard chess enthusiasts). If Anish Giri or Kramnik died they would probably be forgotten in like a year by most of the Internet.
>>544466145I already can't write his name without looking it up first. At least I know "Danya" isn't his actual name, unlike some.
levy will be remembered long after magnoose is forgotten...
>>544466862so much this. danya who? who were we even talking about? why is kramnik under fire again..? huhh...???
>>544467201I hate Levy Rozman
>>544464452common in tennis. they're very transparent about how much the players will win at each stage of a tournament bracket and in total for the winner.
>>544463878Bg7
>>544463878Knight e5
>>544466626That's actually a reasonable point.
>>544466145This but Ding (Gukesh)
>>544425231Downvoted!
>>544445869I can’t stop thinking about what happened to Danya, how the selective proctoring and unfair treatment he faced .Danya was required to play in TT events under proctoring for quite some time, something that most other players didn’t do. That alone raises serious questions about consistency and fairness in how he was treated by chesscom. He was later removed from TT after for not switching his chat to emote only mode, which raised speculations about him cheating.Danya talked openly online about how stressful the whole situation was for him. He repeatedly defended himself, but it was clear the constant scrutiny took a real emotional toll. For someone who gave so much to the game through his teaching, streaming, commentary, and genuine love for chess he deserved far more support and understanding than he got. chesscom never made a statement explaining why proctoring was used only for him. Danya’s experience shows just how much these issues matter.With Kramnik’s accusations and Danya being proctored, it’s heartbreaking to think how isolated and unfairly treated he must’ve felt. It made it look like he was under suspicion for the very allegations circulating around him. No player deserves that kind of pressure. Either everyone should be proctored or no one should, this sort of selective proctoring is purely evil and goes against everything fairness in chess should stand for.
>>544474110yeah but see the thing is he was actually cheating and com knew it
Someone ITT should AI slop a “Life and Games of GM Naroditsky” book and have it out for christmas.Easy milly Then donate a few thou to me for the idea
>>544475718do indians buy books much?
>>544352505>>544352449>>544386740Oh cool, thought third crisis was the only game like that, you could get certain scenes or actions to link up to multiple lovense toys. Gooners stay winning.
>>544475718I'll make some AI slop immediately
>>544474110kek
1900 hardstuck here
>>544477612that's approaching the adult improver ceiling. may want to evaluate life choices going forward.
>>544474110He mainly got kicked out of TT because he refused to put the second camera on his screens. The emote-only is a smart excuse though.
if his name was gukeshov you guys would love him
bros r*ddit is going after /our guy/ fabi the cunnyseur again
>>544486870what happened? is he getting pedo accusations or something?
>>544487427Would instantly become my favorite player in history. Shota/loli = winning.
PEDO LIVES MATTER!
>>544487738never use those terms to refer to real people again
Hebechad
What the hell is going on in this place…
>>544406716>carlsen is Dumbledore >kramnik is voldemort >and you seriously think they're the same?
>>544492410/chess/ is legitimately evil, leave while you can
>>544493143Wowies I guess I'll go back to heckin /tg/
>>544433031Reddit is having a really hard time with this one. I've read many exchanges that go like:>really? You think the allegations towards hans and danya were comparable at all? >no, actually I think Hans got it way worse from way more influential people >? I'd love to hear how you reached that conclusion??
>>544433708It seems likely given he probably wouldn't have killed himself over false accusations noone believed. That scenario is just so outlandish to me. >he didn't kill himself he just had Jewish neurosis and was super upset about tue accusations, mixed too many drugs and died Well, that's possible, and a shame, but isn't really Kramnik's fault.
>>544493143>catalog is full of autistic lolifur goon baityes /chess/ is the evil one
>>544493547>Jewish neurosisNaroditsky's face is really funny here when he hears that Kramnik showed that online and OTB chess strength are largely comparable.https://youtu.be/RGiDosCed48?si=iOW8bOMbpz-WCOYQ&t=1110
>>544449020>has all of this >universally beloved by chess players >famous but not so famous it hurts his ability to live normally >cushy income from playing the game he loves >young So why kill yourself over false accusations? Yes he had a great life. Most people would envy that setup to some degree.
>>544493723>entire 2 hour podcast of them discussing how kramnik is insane and his accusations make no sense>look at his funny face hereyou people are insane
>>544493723>>544493547Oops I meant to write >super upset about false allegations If they were true, spiraling and dying makes sense. He had a lot to lose. If they were false, it really is hard for me to believe he'd be that effected by false accusations which no one seemed to believe anyway.
>>544494323Some of the evidence I see people claiming, not sure if it's real or not mostly >he had to play under chess.com anti cheating proctor, causing his results in titled Tuesday to drop off>he was world #3 online blitz but not close to that by rating in otb >he went totally nuts as soon as he was accused and eventually either killed himself or died of an od Assuming this isn't all just some twitch/entertainment media staged event and he wasn't murdered or relocated.
>>544494589Oh i forget>he cheated on video
>>544494741I watched those videos. Didn't convince me either way. I don't really know what I'm looking at. To me the reaction he gave to the accusations ultimately leading to his death is the most evidence for their being true. The alternative just makes no sense but, Jews are fucking insane, so I guess it's possible.
>>544494589What’s the cheating proctor? Did it lag his game?
>>544495184I dont know if it lagged his game or not >In December 2024, Chess.com announced a new monitoring program named Proctor, which they intend to replace Zoom calls with. The program consists of a browser with tracking features attached, and Chess.com reports that it monitors players' screens, running programs, and camera and audio feeds.
>>544495047Influential Russian guy accuses you of being a rapist. At first you laugh it off, you know it’s not true. But then his followers start believing him, they start showing up in your livestreams, posting false allocations on Reddit about you. You would just laugh and ignore it? Maybe you would but apparently danya was a bitch who cared too much about what the general public thought of him. So I don’t think his overblown reaction is that unusually for a person being falsely accused. People said the same thing about Bret kavanaugh: why is he getting so mad if the accusations are false? Well he was innocent and now he’s a supreme judge.
>>544494323Well, I'm casually going through his material and realizing almost everything he says about the situation is deflection or appeal to emotion or ad hominem, which I think people already realize here. His sudden extremely worried worried face in light of another concern that definitely applies to him was just another indicator.
>>544495292Why not make all players use it? Then it’d be really strange if someone refused.
>>544495723Assuming I knew the accusation was false, and almost everyone disbelieved the accusation outside of a few Russian speaking schizos, and I was wealthy and famous from playing chess, ya I'd laugh it off. >cared about what the general public thought The general public literally thought he was a SAINT. I'm not exaggerating. >Brett Kavanaugh Weirdo humiliation ritual/transgender weird shit where he had to accuse himself in drag for... I have no idea what reason. Weirdo Jew/Mason stuff, and not really the same thing.
>>544495730Can you timestamp a video where Jewish rhetorical tricks are on display? I don't really have the patience to sift through this stuff myself.
>>544495825They recently implemented most of the proctor features as a requirement for play.https://www.chess.com/proctorIt's a good step forward, though there are still ways around it.
>>544495825Apparently it was only required for 3 people, which is a bit strange.
>>544496223>3 people among a certain class of player My bad, still quite strange
>>544496123Actually it starts going as soon as he starts talking after the timestamp here >>544493723These things are subtle because he's actually a very convincing person since he's so intelligent and can string together narratives so well and can also change the facts conveniently. So the point is that he doesn't want to talk about the facts, but instead makes irrelevant points or says how offended he is or how stupid Kramnik is. It's always that kind of thing at all times for everything. Of course this is all in hindsight now that he's gone and I've been paying attention. I wouldn't be able to confirm that he's dishonest just watching this video by itself.
https://lichess.org/training/ukmZgdecent daily
probably my best 3|2 game, my opponent kinda sucked but im proud of the tactics i found given i was down to 6 seconds on the clock
>>544496305they didn't want to piss off the high rank players while testing>>544496173>It's a good step forwardit's not because it perpetuates the lie that they can stop people from cheating in high stakes online gamesthe idea of fair play in online cash prize tournaments is a lie that helps chesscom advertise
>>544498681good gameit feels extra rewarding to punish the opponents that just caveman grab all the material and refuse to developthe way you never even promoted that passed pawn was just cold
>>544284474All the time, if I see my opponent is a low T londoncarokanncuck begging for a draw, my adhd kicks in and I start watching youtube on the side or browsing 4chin or chat with frens. No, I'm not popping pills for my sad zoomer condition, I don't wanna danya myself
>>544280906>>play chess>https://lichess.orgdoes this have mmr?
>>544496223>how do you know that?>the druggie said itNot a reliable source
>the Nepo-Giri match is at the same time as the Clutch Chess final
>>544503753yes of course, the concept of mmr was invented for chess
>>544509376Had no idea this was a thing, Nepo will get slaughtered. Anish is in top tier shape right now and it's obvious that he's working towards the most serious world championship effort of his career. Meanwhile the fat Russian is completely washed, humiliated by Magnus and put down by Ding.
>>544511413Even though I hate nepo for being a really slimy jew, he did win candidates back to back which is impressive compared to Giri
>>544509376>Nepo-Giri matchbattle of the accusers
Who's gonna sign up? for Danya
The cope as the slow realization sets in that Danya probably was a cheat and heavily suspected by all the top players. You love to see it.
>>544513656How many of her OF pics do you get on the premium subscription?
>>544514084I haven't seen any of this. Just people insisting justice must be done and kramnik needs to pay
>>544514084If anything more top players are speaking up for Danya. Normies aren't going to speak ill of a dead person, especially someone who probably committed suicide.
>>544514405>>544514458>tricked by manufactured consensusso gullible so naive
>>544514869t. tricked by Kramnik
>>544514869So where's the cope you're talking about?
>>544513656women move on pretty quick it seems. sorry danya, but girl's gotta eat.
>>544512979He got completely mindbroken by losing to Ding, especially after Ding was shown to be completely mindbroken too. Giri is back in the top 5 after a mvlesque fall because his youngest kid is now old enough to sleep through the night uninterrupted.
>>544515384Are you saying she should have quit working forever to mourn him? Or maybe immolate herself in Hindu fashion?
>>544474110Kramnik may not be legally culpable for Danya’s death, but he’s certainly morally culpable. Danya was literally begging for Kramnik to stop. The stress and strain on his mental health was obvious and Kramnik never let go of his unfounded crusade that was merely the result of his inability to come to terms that he could lose at chess. Fuck Kramnik. He deserves all the hate he’s getting and he just keep renewing the outrage by being a total fucking asshole about it.
>>544516435Was there some new report that came out showing Kramnik traveled to Danya's house and shoved drugs down his throat? No? Then fuck off.
>>544516435>Kramnik never let go of his unfounded crusadeHe hasn't posted about him in like 7 months or more
>>544516105It could have waited a bit >>544515592I stopped following after carlsen abdicated. How did gukesh even become WC? He won candidates and beat Ding? Was he higher rated then?
>>544511413>>544515592Someone itt said that Nepo's been distracted by his mother dying so he's probably not in good shape right now. He has been pretty inactive as a result of that.Meanwhile Giri has been putting effort into his speed chess skills and on top of that he's in excellent form like you said so he does seem to be the favorite.
>>544516105>>544516632Also she should make as much from chess as any 2200 rated man would >$0
>>544516435I am begging you to stop posting and go back to redd*t. If you don't do it then you are morally culpable for my death
>>544516435>Danya was literally begging for Kramnik to stop.lolDo predditors really?
>>544516516Charles Manson didn't physically kill anyone either, but he was still responsible.
>aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!
>>544517250>m-my eyes are so green u guys
>>544517419>and now, a word from our commentary team!>Leon Trotsky >and Jesse Eisenberg >what do you have to say fellows?
>>544517162I missed the part when Kramnik's cultists entered Daniel's home to shoot him in the face.
>>544516105idk, maybe just wait a little longer before you promote your new course using your dead friend ("it's what he would've wanted hehe"). it's disgusting, but you can't expect woman to make minimal sacrifices for someone else.
>>544517618of course kramnigs don't get the analogy
>>544517649I get the impression she's saying that defensively against bloodthirsty Redditors.
>>544520346she knows perfectly well she's doing something scummy, but she's confident she can get away with it and twist the narrative if the paypigs get uppity.
>>544520905Do you stop going to work when your coworker kills himself?
>>544522037If I can get away with it.
>>544522037she's her own boss and can afford to do it.>but she will lose moneyand? have some respect and take the hit for your supposed "friend".
>>544522369How long would you close your business for if your friend an heroed?
>>544523236one month at least.
>>544522369>rent and bills magically disappears when a friend dies
>it took 22 years for Kasparov to surpass Fischer's retirement rating of 2785 >it took 23 years for Carlsen to surpass Kasparov's retirement rating of 2850 Crazy that it should statistically be another 20 years almost before someone breaks Carlsen's record.
>>544523236I would immediately besmirch his memory by using him to try to shame people into buying more things at my business
>>544524091Based
>>544523371>not having 5 years of living expenses in the bankLmao poorfags make me laff
>>544522037She could have just not mentioned the part about Danya..
Chessbrahs released their first video on danyahttps://youtu.be/NJWfGQ0wY5M?si=c1qi8SKLrVLkbjR3
I just can't believe Danya had a stroke, bros :(
>>544474110Playing under Proctor is such a dehumanizing experience in itself. You're monitored from all kinds of different angles.They monitor your entire screen, look at your face using a frontal-face cam, and you have to provide a rear camera as well. It feels like prison.
All he had to do was set up a mirror behind his screen and this all would’ve been put to bed. He refused. Steeyepan can do it and no one on earth suspects him of cheating. What was so hard about it?
Sending my energy to Big Vlad
>>544537250Stjepan sucks tho
>>544539671That’s my point
>>544536903>not being able to cheat is like prison!ok daniel
Goobros.......
Keep Yasser, fire the others.
Flushed
they should've invited Niemann instead of Goo.
Fire Yasser, keep the others
>>544537250He gooned to chess whores in-between games, he was one of us.
>>544543462Kill Danya, stuck with the others
>>544543694he was gaynow he's gayer
>engine breaks>suddenly two of them cannot provide commentaryWhat a surprise.
Flushed again
>>544493547If it was a suicide the tipping point was most likely that last stream of his. He really let the mask slip about his drug problem in that one.
>Gukesh can still win today!>immediately loses both games to MagnusComfy start to the day. Now let's see if Fabi loses a winning position in time trouble.
>watching others play instead of playing yourselfDo you watch someone else fuck your wife, too?
>>544546620Would definitely watch somebody fuck my beautiful wife Pinkamena.
Did Levy upvote bot this? How does this thread get over 2500 upvotes?https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1oi8lkm/one_of_the_best_gothamchess_thumbnail_ever/
>>544546841Danya yourself
>>544546620I watch myself fuck your mom in the mirror
Time scrambles make for some funny chess.
Fabi actually won. Is this real life?
I love the smell of time trouble in the morning. Slowbrains just don't get it.
>>544547412It is rather interesting that Nakamura is so good in online speed chess but then has mediocre results otb in the same tcs.
Why is that literal who calling Yasser Yiss'air?
>>544547667Perhaps we should... do The Procedure?
>>544547667>chat>chat>i have no board vision OTB chat>chat>im being bullied chat
kinda funny chess is getting the esports reject casters no one wants anymore
Magnus literally said "it's very sadge what happened" in regards to Danya's death. lol.
>>544548387I couldn't watch. As soon as they said "let's talk about Danya" I closed the stream.
its kind of sad to see many people in this STL stream chat not getting the reference to Searching for Bobby Fisher in Maurice's chessable ad. i guess you have to be old to have seen the movie.
Chesschuds, why aren't you hyping the world cup? The thing starts tomorrow.Btw the Maurice Ashley ad on the Saint Louis stream is kino.
The lion the witch etc
>>544513656I always thought her school of chess thing was solely her thing but it actually has other chess coaches involved too
>>544548834>the lionginger.jpg
Is it really that hard to make the correct choice between it's and its?
>>544549072Most Americans can neither read nor speak English. Something like that is far beyond their scope of comprehension.
>>544549072internet: serious business.
I still can't believe he's gone, bros...
>>544549072The funny thing is that it's one of those mistakes ESLs generally don't make. A typical ESL mistake is something like "how does it look like".
>>544549072No, but you have to admit it's counterintuitive. In every other instance 's is utilized for possession.
Is this the chess general or the English grammar for midwits general?
>>544549569>In every other instance 's is utilized for possession.It's not, though. You don't use an apostrophe for possessive pronouns. A perfect example is "hers."
>>544549808Same thing.
>>544546841it has pookesh in it, jeets love levy as well
>>544549842>It's not, though.Obviously not literally, but overwhelmingly. Far and away the most prevalent form of possession encountered uses 's while the -s suffix denotes plurality.>pawns - plural of pawn>kings - plural of king>knights - plural of knight>pedants - plural of pedant>its - not plural of it
>>544550351>plural of itI actually chuckled. It's a singular pronoun. Next you'll talk about the plural of "him."
Maurice "omg the eval bar moved" Ashley
>>544551528At least he can think for himself sometimes.
>>544551641wut
>>544551641Instances of this are fewer and further between with each passing year of Maurice "commentary".
Magnus is fidgeting with that pawn in his hand a lot. It's cute.
Does Maurice play tournaments anymore? I don't follow him, but I've always had the impression that he got his norms and quit.
With Magnus's win I think that mathematically eliminates the poo from reaching first place.
>>544549072scalawag
>>544551787I said "sometimes."
>>544549219If you're gonna virtue signal, at least donit with correct grammar. The question was about >>544548834
>>544552210He has not played a fide rated game since 2014. Peak rating 2504 (in 2001).
Poos on danya watch
>>544553310Kinda based ngl.
>>544553310Thank you, anon!
>>544552210This is the only complete chart I could find of his rating history. It's on chessbase.
>>544553561Much appreciated!
>>544553561So the history goes roughly like this:>makes the push for GM in 2000>continues playing until 2004 with no rating improvement>doesn't play again until 2011, at which point he bleeds off some additional rating>stops completely in 2014>continues to hang around the chess world as a hanger on, commentator, arbiter, token in perpetuity
>>544553310Mauricebros? Is /ournigga/ a fraud?
Must be so cool to be a GM. You could just walk into your local club and wreck everyone, establish dominance, and take their womenfolk.
Gentlemen, I finally had the breakthrough that has been eluding me, and my chess experience has been dramatically improved. It seemed so simple, but I missed it this entire time. Now that I changed the bongwater, everything is so much better.
>>544554539Play the bird.
Magnus on fucking fire today. Goddamn.
They should rename the tournament to Gukesh farming championship
It's incredible how consistently Magnus does this. He really is just that clutch (still).
This interview with the poo is quite funny in context.
Maurice ad is legitimately good.
Clutch chess features a comeback-friendly format that cultivates increased tension and fan excitement into the very last round!
The smartest nigger in the history of the African continent peaked at 2520? Pretty grim desu
>>544557015Pretty sad. He's just as much of a fraud as Ding, and everyone knows it. When he sits in front of Magnus you know he doesn't feel like the World Champion.
>>544558101F
Now Magnus is straight trolling. Hikaru has got to be seething.
Nigkaru ACKamura
I like the bonus money for winning. Gives them at least some incentive to fight even if the tournament is decided.
