Previous: >>544368625>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1Current Rate Up: Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 211/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Dantsu Flame (3*), Jungle Pocket (3* Rerun)>New Uma: Red Desire (VA: Sekine Hitomi)Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Teio!
danchud... do eet
>marked
Red Desire
EISHIN FLASH SOON!!
haven't we just had 6th event
fuck danchou
JP bros, does the race get faster there? Like, if senior year Arima runs about 2.5 minutes in global, does it become 1.5 minutes in JP?
>>544396843SEX
>>544397049I HATE DANCHOUHE DOXXED ME
Start a family
Symboli Kris S when?
>>544397172Races end faster if your uma reaches the goal faster. I believe it doesn't matter until the last spurt period start.
>new Golshi videois this global original content?
>>544397172A quick look says no
bitchass game
We have Mayano Top Gun at home.
>>544397312Next year december, give or take
>>544397557>win three plushies>mood down
Obligatory Dantsu post
New scenario PV's out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L07Jr7sWlgg>>544397464yes
>>544397609>Turf/Front Bwho birthed this failure?
>>544397483Why does Tazuna keep saying I'm lacking of certain stats when the race runs the same? I'm starting to noti
>>544397746What does Bro alt look like?
>>544397636Dayum!i'll have a billion carats by then
tasukete...
Digitan LOVE
Is it real that Seiru bad advice cause global to think JP is bad player? From JP nobody like Seiru, he is not good JP player.
>>544397878
>>544397464yes, it's a new video just for us.I have a feeling we're to be seeing a whole lot of Gold Ship in all the global media stuff because cygames knows how much we (yes WE) love Gold Ship
>>544397923I'll save for this alt instead of the OG
8 hours till eisin flash
we secretly love Golshi around here
>>544397923>espoir city already powercrept this fast Kek
>>544397915the thing is, his advice is still better than the youtubers we're stuck with
>>544397915JP server are filled with massive paypigs, if he doesnt spend as much as them he cant compete
>>544397923>Built-in gold groundwork
>>544398043espon is pace, trans is front
>>544397979Smart man. Dirt is Rickey & Tarumae country anyways.
>>544398015I openly hate golshi around hereobstreperous bitch
>>544397923>still no glassescygames..............
>>544397915He's the only one (from widely known here at least) who is capable of putting his advice together in some short form.Not watching some 3 hours babble about nothing.
>>544397915>good player>in a gacha gamebro this is a digital slot machine, the "skill" is your credit limit
>>544397923>>544398185Why is there no toggle for glasses on / glasses off
>>544396843Embarrassing stuff.
>>544398339Crazy how she has a better design than Dantsu
danchou... don't give up on us and leave us to die... or at the very least come back next month and kick the members who've kicked the bucket...If you're going to die at least pass on the power first and we can leave your corpse to watch over us and occasionally check in Emperor of Mankind style...
>>544397915hmmmmmm nyeah let's take a look at what we have for the other guidemakers-
>>544397923So my first uma after all spark banner for Christmas Oguri is Sweep ToshoThank you
>>544398562You realise you can get advice from here right? You don't need a Youtube video for advice.
>>544397915that jap has been making guides for years, so even if he's a "bad player" for not winning every CM he's still very knowledgeable. he actually makes his guides rather than just copy whatever gooks said despite that not applying to global completely
>>544398562Which creator got his account bricked LMAO>>544398660>You realise you can get advice from here right?Anon forgot this is a gaslighting general
>>544397889In awe at the sheer girth of that head
>>544398660>You realise you can get advice from here right?The biggest gaslight in the gaslight general...
>>544398701>>544398734Just ignore the gaslight posts, 90% of them can't resist posting this Oguri, it's not exactly hard to spot them
>>544398701vf
I have the majority of umas I want, barring CafeWhat cards do I need to save for?
>>544397915He draws his own thumbnails and illustrations and that makes him SOVL
>>544398913kitafraud black
>>544398845Is it from months ago or today?Please be today and he goes to college instead
>>5443989041st and second to last are peakYou can keep the last one
*sips*
BWOS when are we getting team trials skip i thought it was this anni
>>544396843Hazukashii
>>544399017It's from like last week iirc
will the anniversary give more purchasable carat packs like we had at the beginning of the game?
Here's your (You)
>>544399334I think so yeah. That's the time they want you splurge after all.
long fucking shot but is anyone from /uma/ going to Lucca comics this year? Would be cool to organize an impromptu meetup
>>544399334Ye
>>544396843This weird dance never fails to make me smile
>>544399336Danke schön, mein Fraulein.
Love thy bro.
Uma like this?
>>544399463come to the /uma/ japan meetup
>>544399336a-arigato...
onsen sex
>>544399658the oldest uma in the game
>>544399463>frog meetupI forgot what time it isStupid graveyard shitShame all the more popular cons are on either coast
>>544399697gimme
>>544399467>>544399451cool, I'm willing to drop more money on the game but after paying for those 5000 carat packs to secure sparks a couple times I've cooled down a lot because it's so damn expensive
>>544399697what is even the lore of the onsen sex scenario
>my newly built 740 stam 800 power S Maru is doing better than my 850 stam 700 power one in lobbies even against double naturesI can't believe I fell for the stam gaslighting again
>kmr leaves>cygenerous boosted for globali'm not schizo
>>544399697watching movies with my bro all night after a good bath
>>544400136What the hell is kmr
Is that a...
>>544400136kmr has had nothing to do with uma bwo
>>544400221>hag wrinklesthey are really pushing the hag agenda now, what's next a hag uma?
>>544399697Teio sexSex with TeioSexing Teio in the onsenSexing Teio outside the onsenSexing Teio before the onsenSexing Teio during the onsenSexing Teio after the onsenSexing Teio Teio
>>544400221ningen hag yeahyears are not kind to humans after allmeanwhile maruzen and tazuna could still(barely) pass as teenagersmight not be fair but it is what it is
umas barely age a ningen actually aging is the one unique thing about them....
Don't SexSex Bad
>>544400313Teio would allow this
Shut the FUCK up Teio.
>>544400437add some milk and sugar to my bitter semen
>>544400313>Teio sex>Sex with Teio>Sexing Teio in the onsen>Sexing Teio outside the onsen>Sexing Teio before the onsen>Sexing Teio during the onsen>Sexing Teio after the onsen>Sexing Teio >TeioI agree with this post.
>>544400479ALMOND FRAUD
Is this the future?
>>544400479this is your future /uma/
I hate Tokai Teio.Give me a wife based on this.
>>544400479Now we have a speed card to use for almond eye in 4 months!
massaging teio after onsen!
>no grudge teio postingehhhnot as good
>>544401030>hand-holdinglewd
Y'all gross af
>>544401243Teio wouldn't say this
>>544401030
>this one bug that's been trying to talk shit on witgod for weeks
>>544401243Teio wouldn't say 'ya'll'
>>544401243Teio would be moaning too much to form a coherent sentence like this
>>544397923Ngl, that looks pretty snazzy. Would pull for the outfit alone.
Can someone post that one webm with the horse?
>>544401579
Cygames should sell hairstyles
>>544396741>https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaWhich clubs are the shoe-trading clubs?
Ryan sexSex with RyanSexing Ryan in the onsenSexing Ryan outside the onsenSexing Ryan before the onsenSexing Ryan during the onsenSexing Ryan after the onsenSexing RyanRyan
https://x.com/KFC_ES/status/1983148710772256898IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>544401678Nearly every club will shoe trade. Your consideration on what club to join should be how many fans you make each day.Below 1 million? Join any shitter club.1-1.5 million? Top 500. 2 million? Top 1003+ million? Top 30.
>>544401995wtf
>>544401579me and who
>>544400038onsen visits for racehorses are a real thing
>>544400038>what is even the lore of the onsen sex scenariohttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/1983144030247567601
>>544400134I've been thinking the stamina stuff is gaslighting.
>>544401814AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHISREAL
>>544397915>From JP nobody like Seiru, he is not good JP playeralrighty then, which patrician JP youtubers should we listen to, and I swear if their advise is, just swipe bro
>>544400038It is accurate to real life
>>544402139This is something you need to go undercover for?
>>544401814>_esno gusto...
>>544402250cute
>>544402156Where are they
>17 years old
>>544402643
Older women...
>>544402706when do we get her I can't hold on any longer my body won't make it
>>544402250Glad tact got to be in this scenario after missing the island one
so how many hours will we have to do aoharu aces again?
>>544402826Is she Kiryuin’s mom or something
>>544400479How long did Almond Eye last? Is Kitasan lasting for 2 years an anomaly?
>>544400134How many games and wit and skills? don't know the calculated numbers but like 700 and a gold makes the track. more power means you're out of range more especially if the NN didnt get late savy
>only 6 of 30 members even bothered to get more than 2m fans a daynever getting into top 100
>>544403193Almond Eye card is still very strong and is a generalist card whereas the new Teio one is more for pace chasers. Coincidentally, Almond Eye is also a pace chaser and she can’t use her own support card so this one is intended to be used on her when she comes out in anni
tokai teio's sweet hachimi
Excuse me, please stop hating Victoria Frontier. He's a based guy that won the triple crown or something in JP and cried when his oishi won. He beat Cancer with oishi gaming Seiun Sky he didn't use Smart Falcon which makes him BASED and SOVL no one else could beat Cancer Cup with Seiun. He dropped out of college to play Uma Musume and his ancestors are smiling upon him. Can you say the same?
lol
>>544402826so it's true that trainer and trainee stay together after graduation? they would never beat the marriage allegations
>>544403602Yes. Trainer x uma wins again
I hate Opera.I seriously fucking hate her.
Just woke up after watching doyers. What did I miss bwos?
>>544403656Why!!!!!!!
>>544403656Behold!
God I'm fucking retarded
>>544403602yes, you will start a family and you will like it
guinea pig-kun
>>544403532At least VF won, my employed ojisan umatuber is still 0/3...
>>544403602
>>544403682Older women.
>>544403532that's the the guy who made fun of Seriru? pfff
>>544403884I really really really really really like this image
Happy marriage with bokumanko
>just finished a god run for my cm4 pace chaser>decide to use my final borrow for another attempt at building summer maru (30 runs no groundwork btw)>get bored because the start was mediocre compared to last run and decide to farm fans for danchud instead>game gives me groundwork + 2 greens + medium + good stats before first year summer>cant pivot back because trainings + friendship are too lowAIEEEE STOP
These gyaru uma...
>>544403730When does this fat chested donkey come to global?
>penis inspection passedwhew
I wanna sleep but I don't wanna miss the shoe rush in an hour and 20 minutes
>>544403968Ni- wait that one is just an old women posing as a young girl...
>>544403850
I hope your eceleb chokes and dies
>>544403532>starts paypigging >wins cmwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
I'm skipping Kwanzaa Oguri for Digitan
>>544403968Brian would look great
I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR UMA AGENDAI WILL PULL RIKO
>>544404037dumb frogposter
>>544403962>game gives me groundwork + 2 greens + medium + good stats before first year summer>cant pivot back because trainings + friendship are too lowYou got over 30 turns left, you can always highroll
imagine uma gyaru gf...
>>544399369Its a good thing she can't Link or her passives would be going crazy. Trinity is still pretty strong.
>>544404205there's no way my Bancho is that stacked
>>544404286made for ojiisans
Good heavens, would you look at the time
>>544404205>green eyeswho is this supposed to be?
>>544404213Oh right the time changed I forgot. I can easily stay awake for 10 minutes
>>544404374OHAYOOOOO
Daring Tact a cute
>>544404335>Bust: 91cmshe is
>>544404356Yeah, me.
>>544404286Jesus those knees
>>544403976you can wait a year, right?
>>544404374>only watch that’s square for the STRAIGHT linesBased
>>544404286this guy is too down bad for the knussy
>>544403532>acc/ace review $5Do people actually pay for that?
>>544404504I need more proof than just a number91cm means nothing if the girl is FAT
>>544404583>>544404661that is the secret tech to make legs look extra thiccyou wouldnt get it
>>544402793She would never say the N-word like that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaihyT7_vuw
>>544404618Guh… Bwuh…
>>544401695Post the webm
>>544399463I think about going every year but I never do t. italian
>>544404730
>>544403962this is why you never give up on ace runs
If SWINGING MAESTROS are the slang for uma large breasts, what do we use as a slang for ladies with no tits but heavy bottoms?
>>544403778>”maybe if I start a family with Torena-kun… other Umas will too and it’ll become normal!”
i bit on my finger so hard that i drew bloodi think i need a break
>>544403532I'm not hating, I'm laughing at him
>>544405214>Breath of Fresh Air
KAMEHAMEHA
>>544405214>no tits but heavy bottomsSuper-Duper Climax
>>544405348brappers....
>>544405303why did you do that
>>544403381>>544400479>My beloved bokumako is a pace chaser>Almond Eye>Tokai TeioSo how many speed cards do we use in future scenario 4 speed 1 event 1 stamina or did it become 1 for each stat or 2 at the minimum?
>>544405249I need Air Groove to peg me.
>>544405249I would
>>544399463too expensive, too crowded
>>544404226it would require an insane highroll to fix it i got front pink + 1 more usable green from final inspiration lmao
OHAYOOOOOOOOO
>>544405438You piece of shit did you remove the breasts on Cheval?
>>544405426practice poor sneaked up on me (2%) twice on a turf S and med S run
>>544405624i meant why is your reaction to bite your finger
IT'S A NEW DAY!
>>544404702People pay to have their comment read
new day
THANK YOU CYGENEROUS FOR THE FREE DAILY PULL
>>544405679tension...
!!!!
>>544405456>”that’s pathetic and disgusting on your end torena”>”and unbecoming of a woman on mine.”>”I expect you to be better.”>”if not I will subject you to an hour of indian social media posts”
>>544403381oh almond eye isn't even playable yet? with all the talk about her i thought she was.
EVERYONE is getting Doto from free roll except youtomorrow will be the same
>monies going down since i started buying up sashes that i have <100 of from the daily shop
>>544406000you weren't lyingyou're going to lose Leo CM btw
>>544406004sorry cheval i thought you liked durian
>>544405214something something professor of curvature
FUCK Seiun Sky. All my homies HATE Seiun Sky.
She's cute when she's blushing
>>544406241>overtakes your smaru for no apparent reason and activates full power angling and schemingheh, nothing personnel kid
I still didn't build my aces
when you're brocked, you're brocked.
>my girl gets fails and gets practice poor from 11% training>don't bother healing practice poor then she fails a 2% training laterxdd
>>544406297all Umas are cute doing anything
Frontrunners are almost always No1 Favyou can use Target in Sight as a cope for Groundwork trigger
Yay, new day, the game finally allows me to do 3 careers again>first 2 trainings that have any fail chance fail before debut
>people paid real money for this free umaGrim. Why did cygames not tell anyone about the free pulls.
Marrying Fuji Kiseki
>>544406548but then i have to bring a card that gives that???
>>544406729
>>544405438Unless you do highlander (1 of each), 2 speed cards are typically used these days
>>544406828Ikemen umas keep growing inside me
>>544406849You can just get it from random races anon.
>>544405970No, not yet. She’s almost guaranteed to be the anni uma though so in about 4 months or so she’ll be playable
>>544406548*blocks your path with a mediocre stat oguri that gets no.1 fave due to the rating system favoring pace chasers*
>>544407069so are the other greens, it's in no way even remotely reliable
Flash obviously has juicy and alluring tits but for me it's her legs
what would be most useful on a grass wonder ace?>straightaway acceleration >one level of late savvy>one level of firm conditions
>>544405214>what do we use as a slang for ladies with no tits but heavy bottomsthey're called "my wife"
>>544406531>>544406297>>544406004
>>544400479Powercrept already?
>>544407271
>>544407234savy if you have enough statsfirm if you are a powerletstraightaway if you are a gambler
can i cap speed with 3 speed cards and 10% speed growth?MLB kitasan, biko/bakushin and sweepor am i fishing for a highroll?
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>544407434yes and yes
>>544407434>can youyes>will it require a high-rollyesthe only good units are high-roll units. it's high-roll or parent, always
>>544405214>what do we use as slang for ladies with no tits but heavy bottomsHaru Urara
>>544403857By all rights he should have lost to the Falcon in his room, but she late started and missed groundwork wit check, so it was a free win for his Seiun Sky.
>>544407432I'm thinking late savvy makes the most sense
wow so happy for you guys to pull dotoi sure am
>>544407563bro looks like this?
>>544407434You can do it even without any speed growth in a lucky run.
>basically ura will still be used for parent farming if you can't take unity's playtime and unity will be for aces>don't have a single good parent aside from mcqueen who has URA 3* but only has 2*stamina/2*medI'm so fucked
>>544407289Similar situation to the admire groove spd card from 4.5 anni where the stats are a little better but the skills are exclusive to a specific style
>was hoping for tokai teoi off my daily pull>get my first ever Kitasan
Bros I got Doto in the free pulls, is she actually usable in this CM ? Can I go S maru-Ogurin-Doto or should I slot a debuffer ?
>>544407878Do scenario sparks from your parent give you stats no matter what scenario you're currently doing?
>free pull >uodka >paid pull >uodka again FUCK OFF DAIWA IS BETTER
>>544407693No dotos around here, haven't pulled a single one Officer
>>544408042Yes, it's just a glorified race spark with much better stats gains.
Well it's no Doto but I guess I'll take it... kidding I'm stoked but I got no fucking good parents with the turf she needs so I'll have to try and throw something together for her. Game telling me to go back into the parent mines, again.
>>544408185YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS VALDEZ?
>>544408013Saves you a pull on the rerun, also explode
>>544408348
>>544407289Almond eye is a generalist card, basically they started releasing powercreep generalist cards to bait f2p/light spenders and then slightly powercreep it with style focused cards to bait whales / metafags who consider themselves a specific style specialist.
this isn't fair how come i-curren chan doesn't have a MV for her solo song!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
>>544408556>>544408348sisters are VERY powerful
Oh I missed this but OG Maru is finally getting an evolved skill too
>>544408641hagsisters, our time is now (aka 2028).
>>544408641there's umas without evolved skills? wtf
>>544408641why do they slowly release these evolved skills for old umas
gag characters btw
>>544409076checks out
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T WRITE FORMERLY KNOWN GAG CHARACTERS IN A SERIOUS FASHION REEEEEYou have to be older than 12 to post on this website.
>>544404743so true
>>544408641I can’t read it but did they give her a good one?
>>544404286Mating press Norn
>>544401882God, I hate my current club. I'm making 2M+ every day and we're barely reaching A rank, couple of faggots leaving for a week or doing 300k/day. Also I rarely make 100 daily club points for shoe trading.Didn't know those were the numbers, definitely leaving next month, thanks anon
>>544409076every character is a gag character if their archetype fits the gag
Isn't U=ma2 good this CM?
>roll for Dodo-kun>get Teio altd-did I win? Is she any good?
cm4 test 37346944
>>544409328
>>544409364At the start of every month this thread will be crawling with danchous taking new recruits
>>544409338Marriage with german uma
>>544403850>>544404119when you return the ex that treated you right and you don't deserve but she takes you anyway
>>544409431NANDEYANEN
>>5444095186/9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_egAgbal2A
danchuds are retarded and don't realize that not kicking people past the second half of the month will make your top earners disgrunted and leavehope it was worth the 8mil fans retained for keeping flatliner scum in for 2 weeks bozo
if there are cow umasare here hog umas?
>>544408042Yes that's why URA is still so good stam spark because you don't want to have to train stam
>>544409860
>>544409829This should be real, viewership will shoot up and revive horseracing outside of japan
>good 2* Pink>good 2* Blue>3 good greensYep my Front Runner parent is finished
>>544409967This is actually creepy and I hate you for posting this.
Akebono waiting room
>>544409860Oguri fat and Mirako fat
>>544409076the beastly protag because a joke later is a trope as old as time
>>544410040What's creepy about it?
>hopeful stakes>-20 energy>new year's resolutions>+20 energy
ogurixtama doujins?
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO IN ORDER TO GET THIS FUCKING HORSE 1100+ SPEEDI highrolled stamina which is nice, but fuck me, I got speed training to lvl 5 by Senior January and not a single triple rainbow. Very frustrating. I'd be happy with even 1100 speed for this CM, I'm not going to worry about capping speed
>544410305nyo, kill yourself
Our club keeps dropping in ranks and my Danchou does NOTHING
Best uma for feet smelling?
Is today the last Mejiro Ryan legends race? I'm a few short to 3-star her.
>>544410375it's okay to use Speed spark you know
if the average uma is already far stronger than a human then how strong is akebono
whoever said On Your Left doesn't work correctly on the CM4 track is a lying nigger
>>544410375Nice Long track stats.
>>544410563Today is the last day kitten...
>>544409518>Grass pops pump and OYL in quick successionNew room: 55926316
>>544410717It's cool daddy I have enough statues for the rest.
Does MackQueen support Doyers?
I LOVE GETTING PUNISHED FOR LOSING A RACE THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE A LOSS BECAUSE THE UMA'S STAT IS WAY OVER THE COMPETITIONI LOVE THAT -30 ENERGYTHAT HELPS RUNFUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me
>>544411132Your Guts bwo?
>>544410708literally no one said that
>>544410708I said that
TAZUNAWHY NO DATE
>>544409642Those both seem pretty good.
>>544410708yeah it won't work because it is right handed bwo
>>544410730Double front is very potent against frontless Thanks for joining
>>544410708Someone may or may not have said that
>Tokai Teio: Peak Joy+20% SPE +10% STAUnique skill: +0.45 SPE for 5s>Tokai Teio: Beyond the Horizon+10% SPE +10% STA +10% GUTUnique skill: +0.35 SPE for 5sYet people say that Beyond the Horizon is better for some reason.
>>544411612it's only junior year. it's random after you hit green. People post about her showing up in winter senior year for a reason
>>544410375Unless you have zero other usable speed card, borrow creek instead. 20% stamina means you only need 1 creek to reach 900 stamina.
A whole lot of test lobbies later, I lost every single match.My worst performer seemed to be the Maruzensky, which makes sense looking at the spread, but overall which of these should I try to panic re-train?I just want to get into B, not get slammed into the bottom. Worried I might not even get into B. I say "Which should I train" but a S.Maru has SO much RNG involved I don't even want to try, I put dozens of runs into her.The Gold Ship is pretty bad, right? Maybe that?
>>544411612WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>544411725Anime teio has better starting skills
>>544411725literally no one says that
>>544408816To show shareholders that the game is still doing stuff and not stagnating.
This is me.
>>544411765Son of a bitch why is tail held high is after hopeless
>>544411725I had regular Tio ult on my CM1 Golshi and it activated only 2 or 3 times in 61 races.
>>544411834just keep some tail sparks in your legacy
>>544411612Last night I leveled her up in Late September, bitch ghosted me 6 months. Next run I went way out of my way to level her in July, bitch ghosted me seven months into February. It's pants on head retarded that Enthusiastic Pair doesn't automatically trigger the first time it's available. I've kicked her out of my decks and am waiting for Riko.
>"hmm today I will build debuffer uma for CM4">Groundwork hint from Air Groove>Groundwork hint from RudolfI'm gonna say the N-word
>the first skill you get from hint will be the only skill you get from that card
>>544411825Lobbies are like Group A Round 2/Finals. You're fine for Group B desu. I'd try to get Medium S and a bit more Power on Oguri since that's the eaisest horse to train.
I'm having a grand old time
>>544412356OK. I do have 13* medium but only a single affinity circle on her, but after maybe 9 or 10 trainings I haven't gotten an S aptitude even once yetI'll keep trying though. Should I get more power on her? Well, actually, that'd be really hard to do>>544412437oh dear
>>544411725Its almost impossible to proc base Teio's unique (currently, it gets a rework eventually) and her base kit is pretty atrocious, being nothing but movement skillsAnime Teio has a decent unique and Race Planner in her base kit
>>544412437>slack skin outbreakcomes of being a HAG
Help out your bro, your granny and cool destroyer of fenceshttps://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1983133736066756854
Whoever coffee is can you prune a follower so I can fix my smart falcon ty
>>544412465In terms of stats you want max Speed, enough Stamina to survive, as much Power as possible and 300-400 Wit.Gourmand instead of Hydrate and your Stamina is good enough to survive against multiple debuffers. All you need is Med S and more power really
>>544412979aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>544412778I'll help if I can touch my granny
>>544412998Yeah, I ran out of SP bad since Gourmand never gets hints so I can't lower the cost and its really expensiveI guess I keep running to gamble on Medium SIs about 800 stamina enough? Being realistic, with my cards, probably the best I can do is near-1200 speed, 800 stamina, maybe 800 powerBut thanks I'll keep trying. I have 15* medium now (still only 1 circle affinity though)
>>544413121Yes they let you touch the horses sometimes
ZAMN
My friend streamed Musume on an emulator, and his game ran maybe twice as fast as my Steam copy. He can do a campaign about 50% faster.How is this fair!
>>544413282What's stopping you from doing the same
>good stats run, no malcontent events proc>collected all groundwork exodia>no groundwork procAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>544413373It says I don't carry over carats if I "swap platforms"also I like steam I don't want some crappy emulator
Orange inside
>>544413458oh my god, I know this feelingI'm sorry man its just the worst
>>544413465Japanese devs need to be stopped
>>544413591Yeah let's swap to Chinese devs! :^)
Steamed umas
>>544410460Based
>>544413741I thought you said we were having steamed humans
>>544413776Ohh, no, Steamed Umas! Old family recipe!
can you get pregnant in this game? asking for a friend
How do you nignogs afford triple 7 + restless + curve prof + maestro + groundwork + 3 green skills + tax + tip
>>544413147Depends on how popular debuffers are gonna be, I haven't seen a lot of Stam debuffers in lobbies but the actual CM can be different. With 800 and 2 Golds you should live against 2 Natures I think. For Gourmand I would have not bought Sunny and the 2nd Right Handed. Level 2 Greens are just 20 more stats so they are almost useless and Gourmand is better than the 40 Guts from Sunny days
>>544413951Yes, i'm about to mpreg you
>>544413951no, you can make umas pregnant tho
Can a Neko borrow a fry?
>>544413465you can only use paid carats on the platform that you bought them on, free carats are unaffected, and it's not like they disappear, you just have to use them in steam
Case in point.
>>544413998By not buying curve scam and tripple scam
So what DOES Ryan smell like then...
>>544414030Gotcha! That's really good advice, thanks. I'll take it in mind for the next horse. (Who I'm training right now!)I guess I thought if I had like 1260 speed (is that how it works?) the right-handed double upgrade was worth it, haha.>>544414181Ah I see, that makes sense. I have no paid carats, so...maybe I could try it.
>>544414149How is a Neko gonna borrow a fry? Neko, is you gonna give it back?!
>>544414189What is she thinking?
I might be retarded but I'm smarter than you losers.
>>544397049sweaty vigorous raw sex with Chrono Genesis
>>544414242Like blue dude body wash
>>544414189>>544414237>>544414242Aren't you going to bed soon?
>>544411825it is simply not possible to win this CM without medium S. idk why
Mayabros, we won
my crackship is currensky
>>544414242AXE
>>544414368I checked in umalator, Medium S literally gives like a +1 length no matter what, at MINIMUM, on any horse it has. It's insane.
>>544407714yes
>>544414389that name doesn't work because of maruzensky
>>544414305>I wonder how big my tits would be, if my trainer impregnated me
>>544414387Mayano the cat
Is the circle affinity effect all-or-nothing or having the different percentage effects in each tier?
>>544414509cant believe she live stream cucks her fans
>>544414365Mhm nyo, but I should charge my phone soon.
So for CM5 do I want Power Sparks or Stamina Sparks? Will Riko carry me to 500 Stam without any sparks?
I FUCKING HATE LUCK RUBBERBANDINGI FUCKING HATE CAREER SEEDSI FUCKING HATE MULTIPLE NIGHT OWLS IN A RUNI FUCKING HATE UNAVOIDABLE AILMENT 1 TURN BEFORE SUMMERI HATE WHEN THE GAME WAITS UNTIL AFTER SENIOR SUMMER TO KILL YOUR RUNI HATE I HATE I HATEI FUCKING FAILED THE RADIO SHOTHE FUCKING G3
>>544414694It's linear, 150(highest with single circle) vs 151(lowest with the double circle) is barley a difference
stupid ass donkey
>>544414957WHY DO YOU HATE UMAMUSUME
>>544415023Man vs Woman
>>544415028I don'tI actually love itmore than I hate it, at leastbut sometimes I hate it more
>>544411819With stamina inheritance? What I've been doing is 9* stam/9*power, but my speed suffers, as you can see. I have 0lb kita so I've felt compelled to borrow her every run. Maybe run speed inheritance/power, borrow Creek?
We all know Nature molests Mayano, but does she have the guts to try for Teio as well?
Which way White man?
>>544415260she's afraid Teio may molest back
>>544415416Ningen hag pussy
>>544414365Nah it's noon time right now.
>>544415198focus speed in junior and classic year. Try to get lvl 5 speed and all your speed cards at orange bond before senior year. Then you just start spamming stam while fishing for 3+ (or 2+ if you're desperate) spd rainbowslb0 creek is rough, but I can get enough stam with a single lb1 creek, so I think lb0 creek + 1 mlb stam sr is enough.
>>544415403falcon was right, that girl is a devil
>>544415416They threw my toaster in the water again...
>good run>no medium Sso bad runhow can 101 affinity with 15* Medium S fail Medium aptitude on a horse that starts with Medium A a total of 12 times?12 runs! That's 4 days of borrows. Not ONE MEDIUM S.What am I DOING WRONG
>>544415416Fugg I thought that was Romanu
>>544415260It's funny the new scenario is just "you hogs like the hot springs scenes right? here, have a whole career of nothing but. please keep playing"
The jap version will start showing the exact number of energy next to the bar
>>544415569just be luckier
>>544413147Narita Brian speed gives gourmand(hydrate) hints but she has a lot of skills.
i think curren is pure
pure sex
Is Let's Pump Some Iron actually good on a Pace Chaser for the Leo cup?In the Umalator it says it's a +1 length boost, more than just Red Shift or Shooting For Victory alone. Is it lying to me?What's the proc chance on this CM as a pace?>>544415705I can't man...>>544415731I do actually use her at 3LB, since I'm a weak f2p, but yeah her skill pool is huge. But thank you
pure hoebag
>>544415416full strength piledriving wonder acute's umanko
>>544415846the umalator doesn't care about nuance, only raw numbers a skill can provide, usually at the best possible activation pointyou need to be at 6 for pump, which is why it's a late/end skill. Pace don't even go to 5 most of the time
>>544415781pure EVIL
>>544415962I see. Damn. Yeah its pretty confusing for me I guess, but if its not worth it I won't grab it, thanks...
>>544415781is she family material?
Things I got in 200 pulls that wasn't DotoSummer MaruzenkySummer Special WeekWedding Mayano Top GunSeiun SkyMihono BourbonNarita Brian (Dupe)blowing my fucking brains out
>>544415781Pure seduction
>>544416068you went to 200so you got doto at leastI wouldn't say 5 new uma is too bad a deal. Last time I sparked a horse I had 1 new and 1 dupe only
>>544399325My face between Ardan's sweaty boobs.
>>544414365post hands and pc time or you are brown
>Amazing stats>Got really lucky with good skills>Horse seems great->No Medium S>Slightly worse than a horse with much less stats, worse skills but luckshitted into Medium SI just hate this fucking shit
curren is the DEVIL
>>544415569Do a meme witmaxxing or fan farming run, guaranteed medium S on first inspiration
doto..
>>544416268I'm not posting my hands here since I can't. I don't have a camera.And worse than anything else, I'm a leaf
>>544410375High roll with ura final sparks
>>544416375>I don't have a phoneliterally slave tier
>>544403850>>544409679I would always remain loyal but I'm waiting for the day they release the broken stamina cards on global so I can stop relying on Cafe alone. Mayano and Mackie SUCK
>>544416320probably the only way. just ridiculous...I got all of the good greens, perfectly discounted Maestro, ramp up, tail held high, all of that good stuff, medium corners, etc...all the skills are superb, stats are great...no medium s...im just closing out of the game for a while. I just need a break.ill come back during cm...
Curren HATE
Why does my S speed S late lv4 Ult Oguri Cap get 1star Guts, 2star Pace and 1star Ult Sparks?
>>544416528Never owned one, never needed one, never wanted one. At this point I purely don't get one simply due to how much it pisses people off, which is hilarious to me.>>544416587Did you donate to CyGenerous yet? Their wallets are running low...
ok so lets say i spent the past 3 weeks training to get a decent summer maru and finally did itwhat now?what is the rest of my team?
>>544415198Yeah, full stamina but a stamina/power mix can probably still work, just click stamina more. Here's some samples.
>>544416672>Medium SEXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>544416660slap a quick debuffer and train a gold ship end closer, both are easy
>>544416801is solo front good enough?
I'm gonna lose my marbles if I get another run like this and don't inherit pump/shift/shooting AGAIN. honestly might cope this horse and go back to prepping parents
>CM 4 Aces finished>CM 5 Parent finishedNow what? Should I start my CM 6 parent since I can't do CM 5 Ace runs
fuck groundwork
>>544416118I need Curren Chan's mare pussy
Wait a second.If Aoharu comes out does it mean that every uma in my trial needs to be remade?
>>544417031sure why notjust make 2 quick and dirty debuffers
>>544416656Old man LUST
>>544417126yes
how many gold stamina skills do i need with 820 stam on front?
This isn’t an in game song but please tell me what it is. https://youtube.com/watch?v=E2PXdydyUYo&pp=ygUh6LWk44Gh44KD44KT44K644Go44GL44GP44KM44KT44G8
>>544417097jesus fucksorry anon that was a really good run otherwise though you'd be cooked anyways, most lobbies have a Lone Wolf>>544417126yes
>>544417080farm fans for your danchud>>544417126yes. on the bright side, witmaxxing is broken in Aoharu so its not that hard to make TT horses
>>544417126Yeah, the line will start going up really fast, most likely.
>>544417126Kiss chrono
>No Medium SNo Medium S>No Medium SNo Medium S>No Medium SNo Medium S
>>544417080Uh, you need to redo your cm5 parents, URA parents are obsolete when Aoharu drops
Bros I think the burnout is kicking in... I haven't done a career in 3 days and still don't feel like it...
>>544417303But thats lewd!
>>544417027Why is Inari One not in theseDoes she show up later in Cingray or did they forget?
I guess it is a no medium S seed kind of day. Time for meme bakushin runs until the RNG seed improves.
Almost complete now
Wait is that 3000 carat given upfront and a global exclusive rewards? I can't find anything like that in other version
>>544417442DANCHOU, HANG THIS NEIGHA NOW
>>544417547you missed it bro............
>>544417547Only the 100 rolls are newa
>>544417279My club is perma stuck in A+, fan farming is useless >>544417398You can't gaslight Oguri posters bwo. Anyway I won't have time to parent build and Ace build in Aoharu for CM 5
>favorite umas>nishino flower>yeppers>special weekwait i think i have a type...
>>544417547Are we getting a SSR random ticket or just Suzuka card?
>>544417547you did sign up for the newsletter right?For the 3k carats bonus?
Globalbabs, do you guys get pakatube rewards too?
>>544417758nyo, maybe in 4 years
I BORROWED THE WRONG MARUZENSKY BY ACCIDENTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKmy last borrow
>>544417487cause this is normie propaganda
is today the last day of Ryan race?
This is definitely huge. No one appreciate this addition at all.
>>544417973ye
>>544417991its worthless
>>544417519a countryside ojou would be nice
>>544417481Good
>>544417547Wait is there an eigo specific pakatube channel? Where was this posted?
>>544418192>>544417758alpaka?
KILL chrono
>>544418192https://youtu.be/Qb1xN1UohWs?t=367
>>544416656>taking care of your neet trainee after graduationI think I saw this story somewhere before
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u feeled happywen spirits are lowto alway rember happy doto
>undefeated career as Pace>change to Late for URA Finale Finals so uma's racing style defaults to Late>used 2 clocks + free clock before getting the winCan't Cygames make Late better in career or something
>>544418524oh sweet doto... I'm trying my best...
doto's career has literally the worst possible supporting characters
>>544418643You can default it to late after ending the career bwo
Number 1
>>544416068>6 SSRs >including both from the seasonal banner that bankrupted and agemasened countless retards>only one dupeBitch you'd better bless my next set of rolls because you made out like a loot goblin.
are these stats even possible?
>>544418643Or you can run her in legendary race or daily races in style you wanted after career and she would switch default to it.
>>544418643Sounds like a (You) problem
>>544418751How?I have a Mayano that's stuck at defaulting to end, and it's annoying to have to remember reach time I update for TT
>>544418154Chrono love
>>544415478ok I'll try that, thanks toreina-san
>>544418903yeah in aoharu
FUCKdon't care still good enough
>make an ace with stats I'm happy with>no redshift or shootingI have to do this again
>>544418643Sounds like not enough POW
>>544418917Run a daily race with the Mayano on the style you want and it will default to that style. Legend races and some other races probably also work but I've only ever done it with daily races.
>>544417991You can't buy shit other than clock and parfait anyway until monies got zimbabwed
I think Hishi Miracle should swim
>>544418751No you can't. You can't pick your racing style in story. You can't also pick the style in daily
>>544418761That trainer? me
should I add>professor of curvatureor>double circle right handed + homestretch haste>inb4 where is your maestroSuper Creek trolled me and didn't finish her event chain
>>544419275I changed my Front Curren to Pace Curren for CM3 so unless Cygames changed something it works
https://youtu.be/y3q5Wd4099k?si=azMIyerfqVXE6ups
>>544419275>You can't pick your racing style in story. You can't also pick the style in daily???are you fucking retarded
When’s the paid banners I wanna pig out oink oink screee
>>544419231I have to buy dirt shoes because that's all my club requests
>>544419490That's a little bit of luck gone anon...
>>544419490Suffer
>>544418980wit spark is good
>>544419490Explode
>>544419649>>544419654My carats ended up in NINE
>>544418987I can get both of those but no medium/turf S. Stats Skills S-Aptitudes: pick 2.
>>544419495Oh you change it when they're showing the Favorites. I thought an option like as in TT will appear for changing it.
Hey can someone redpill me on witmaxxing for tt horses? Do I just run all my mlb wit sr’s and borrow someone’s Fine Motion?
>>544419628Or you could just run some dirt races
>>544419601>implying taishin would let trainer pick her up, even moreso in public
Is this good enough or am I fucked? I couldn't inherit Red Shift, but I feel I won't be able to pull off something better without a lot of effort.
>>544419878Its dumb, wit them around 600 and get a bunch of skills that always activate. Also concentration on everyone for strong start bonus.
>>544419878600 wit, a bunch of greens, and it's ez points
>>544419963
>>544419969Completely fucked. You need 1k stam with 2 golds or you die to the triple debuffer lineups
>>544419969You're Oguri. You just need to not run out of stamina and keep up with the front runners until the 200m and win
>>544419490I BLAME YOUYOU DID THISYOU DID THIS
>>544420042Why are you in my head anon
>got 2nd highroll of a lifetime with my shit deck>forgot this was a non-borrow carefree runFUCK at least medium didn't proc, i'll just throw this in TT
f2p btw ;-)
>>5444199633rd year Taishin matured a lot
>>544420147uh oh
TAISHIN TEST!
>>544420339mmm nyes I cast witlet getting brocked and missing your redshift proc upon ye
>>544420339We could see that with that amount of skills and wit
>7 turns of not a single support on speed>First rest is sleep deprived + night owlNot sure why I bothered when I knew today's seed was bad
>>544420323Hey, il put that next to my Golshi i made for fun.Good luck on the pulls, f2p anon
please give me a code for a good mayano (bride) parent for my goldship
>>544419994>>544420042Hmm… Naruhodo. Thanks!
>>544420503can't be blocked if you outpace the frontrunner
>>544420108O-oh, I see. Group B it is then...>>544420115Yeah, I hope so
>90/100 ryan shardsnyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>544420785Reminder when Aoharu goes up you will have to redo your whole team trials lineup.Have fun.
>>544420797the selfdox
>>544420482Head too small
>>544419628You request dirt shoes too so it's zero sum.
>>544420886I've seen Pace Oguris with one recovery and win. You'll be fine. Just pray BOFA don't activate at the start of the race
First run with Falcon and managed to pop this out. She's kind of retarded and her stam might be lacking but good enough to be my second ace for now.
>>544420323It's always amazing to see how a single stamina card can get stam that high, SC is truly meta
>>544421043I cast BOFA at the start of race
>>544421083Its Golshi, every event she gets has stamina and she has 20 affinity on top.
>>544419628kek based
24722163cm4
All umas have fangs.
>>544421043she's gonna miss the proc and dieor anyone who brought a murmur will fuck you upnot to mention you're gonna miss your groundwork proc, even
>>544421043sub 700 + 1 gold is not enoughshe will die at 200yards left
>>544420683Thanks bro not exactly f2p since I already blown about $200 for dailies use
I FUCKING HATE A+ NIGGERS
>>544421135>>544421230>>544421346Clearly you've all never clicked a training on 20%+ failure rate. I believe in my girl... as long as every single proc hits consecutively in the perfect spots.
gg ez
Just requested my daily dirt shoes and fucking off for the day :^)
>>544421218Oh Sweet Doto. Where's your Swinging Maestro
>>544419969too low accel to catch a front runner having a good run, but perfectly usable if the front isn't too fast
>>544421925
all my aces are A rank>rank doesn't matter bwooooshut up
Bros im doing my first fan run and this is sadOguri wants to sleep but I’m just making her run
kind of unsure whether to run 4speed 1stam 1wit or 4speed 1stam 1tazuna mlb for late ace this upcoming cm
>roll for summer skins>get Oguri fat>roll for Dototard>get Oguri fatFUCK YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
>>544419762>>544418987this is meI cannot get Medium S on a fucking acebut a random throwaway horse gets an A+ rank, godly stats and Medium Sbut none of the right skills of course
>>544422123
>>544422169Teio poster will think you're a cool guyFor what it's worth I won cancer with an A rank
>>544421597we know fgte
>>544419471oh jesus mangood aptitudes but homestretch haste is uselessgo for one right handed and something else
>>544422174she's talking about food right?
>>544419969>medium Syou're fineexplode and die
>>544418987This is why I gave up with building Pace carries. I'm lacking redshift and SFV because I don't have them and borrowing one without the other one feels like a waste. I do have a Ryan with good sparks so I'm focusing on late/end instead.
>do some rooms with my aces I thought were spectacular >my front keeps coming up short despite consistently getting angling >my first late can't accel>my second late does well but is basically a natie with how many 3rds she getsThere's not enough time to redo them...
>>544422621B finals is still a lot of carrats bwo, look on the bright side
>>544422621>fronts losing after triggering A&Sbring a debuffer like everyone else
What Umas are on his team?
almost perfection
>>544422621take the dominator pill
>>544420571At least I got an 8* stam out of it
>>544423039Oguri CapMejiro McQueenSpecial Week
>>544423039>ojiisanall the gyarus for deafult
>>544422621You only need 1 good run to make an ace. Still plenty of time.
New day, new oguri.test cm456692047
>3rd place in a room with 4 deboofersI will take my B finals with pride
who is even sweating this CM when they're deciding to fuckign drop aoharul on round 2
Medium S schizo, I believe in youNext run for sure
>>544423410>fuku 1st placei fucking KNEEL
>>544423410>>544424090I need to see that Fuku
Matika won something. I AM SHOCK!
>>544423745round 2 day 2, you still need to make it
Eishin stop giving me SPEED +6 POWER +2I NEED YOUR 3 SKILL HINTS
>>544403532Hes a fragile twink. Personally interfacing with him has been annoying. His game knowledge is pretty decent, not perfect. his server is easily the most toxic uma cord im in and filled to the brim with his mindless dickriders who can't criticaly think for themselves.
>>544424282i dun get it
>>544424214Nothing special, must be blessed by Shiraoki-sama.
>>544424282based artist, I also hope her story is more centered in cafe and "saint" chunni instead of more shit yuribait
>>544424282what is happening, who is her sister whose eyes are censored?
more like OWIEharu :(
>>544424473ugly uma
>>544424473Impressive power, my Fuku couldnt break 800 POW.
Here we go again.81378545
wow club searching in chrono's pretty snappy now she used to dance for like 5 seconds
>>544423745it's dropping on finals actually
>>544424214 >>544424640>>544424473 got the bingo. I got 2 quad rainbows and the hot springs. 1050 speed is my usual amount.
>3x3 URA Finale sparks activateIf only my parent had 9 blue instead of 3+1+1
making a A rating Haru is hard
>>544424562Bro, your reading comprehension?That's Durandal who is not her sister, she is talking about her own personality
GOLDEN GENERATION
>>544403532It's so funny how much he's mocking Seriru only for Seriru to dunk him with lines not even 5 seconds long
Calstone Light O with her straight watch
I heard on your left / slick surge isnt very good for medium or longs, is it true?
>>544424721>pace chasers become fronts>my ends become pace chasers
uma musume but all the girls are at least 6 months pregnant and their bellies sway back and forth wildly while they run
>>544425041Nice
Looks like 2 gold recoveries is a meme, umas with only one and 850-900 stam have no problem with winning.
>>544424721>my oshi jobs and does worse than a debuffergrim lobby
>>544424473>>544425041>no lucky sevenI'm no longer kneeling
>>544425425Looks like conspiracy against pacers, SfV isn't activating!
>>544425441NN + Mayano 2x was a huge gaslight
>>544425387My heroes, as well as their friends King Halo and Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
I'm tired, not going to get anything better anyway
>>544425550its a hybrid!!!!!!
>>544424782She’s getting faster…
>>544425641>Technician
are all the nige VA's cute?
>>544425394Now that one image with Calstone and the watch makes a lot more sense
>>544425395go to umalator, make two later surgers with shooting for victory + pump some iron and give one of them on your left. Run once with a different seed each time. Count how often the difference isn't 0.tl;dr, it's a gambling skill and the longer the race is, the longer the first stage of the late-race is, and the more room there is to trigger the skill after you're done accelerating
>get this>on a run I'm just experimentingEvery time
>>544425817...what's wrong with technician? I always get it
>>544425441dunno if room matches are properly representative since there are less debuffers than I was expecting
And the last one today, 123 comparison says this one from yesterday is ~0.13-15l faster on average than from previous two tests. Medium S matters a lot, it seems.90957967
>NPC uma demolished by a literal bot trained Agnes
>>544425394The image in question
>>544425558That's because I was waiting so I could buy SUPER lucky seven.
So this is how debuffs work...
>>544426429fukubro...
>>544426012>accel skill that can trigger anywhere on a track when acceleration phase is only 10% of itGotta proc that Tail Held High with something I guess
fuku love
>>544426012Same problem as fighter where it's an accel skill that is stupidly easy to trigger before you ever reach the late race accel zone.
A GOOD RUN BUT PROF AND SWINGING MAESTRO MISSING
>>544426497So does that mean Supah Creek uses her massive swinging maestros to knock other umas off the track?
>>5444223245 star oguri I'm jealous
>>544426927>5 starFAT star
so do accel skills work only in late-race and final spurt?
I haven't even started building my aces yet....
when does the half ani gamba banner run?
congratulations me, I have minrolled sparksIt is not possible to get lessthank you rng for spitting on me this day
>>544427162You could have rolled a style pink
how my ace looking broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWO4rUynp8
>>544422324>>544427032
>>544426012Don't listen to gaslighters anon.They just don't want you to highroll them over.
how much stamina does summer maru need? 850 + 1 gold enough?
>>544426752prof is a meme thoughbeitno maestro is true brick though
I'm currently locked out of JP because of internet provider silliness, and I have to say, I forgot how bad/barebones URA is as a mode. Can't wait for Aoharu Hai because this shit sucks so bad, even with good cards.
>people are switching to domi debuffersno no no nooooo PUMP UP THE GASLIGHT MORE
>>544427038General rule of thumb velocity doesnt matter when accelerating and acceleration doesnt matter when at maximum velocity. Acceleration zones are start of race and start of late race. Acceleration matters a little bit with hills and skill activations and such but not enough to randomly throw midrace acceleration throughout your build, let your power stat take care of that.
>>544427038Yes. Currently mid race accel is completely useless. You want to stack late race accels so that by the final spurt you are as close to top speed as possible.
>>544427038also at the very beginning e.g. groundwork
My Ryan for this cm. I'm tired bwos
you fags better turn the evil naturesim not rebuilding my aces at this point
>>544427651Naughty Nature...
i need a 3rd green, which is more reliable..?
>>544427570I already enjoy URA for the 'numbers goes up' autism, you telling me it gets even better then I'm looking forward to it
>>544427509750+1 gold if no debuffs
>>544428046Front maverick in an /uma/ room
Will you be getting one? Or are you poor?>>544428046Long Shot, favorite calculation is biased towards debuffers for some reason
>>544428046Long shot because if you're running what I imagine to be a single frontrunner you'll lose to a pace chaser
Obey Your Master!
>>544428091and if debuffs? should i 777 instead of 2 blue golds?
>>544427570I only know URA so JP players looking back and asking themselves how they ever enjoyed a supposed bare bones mode makes me hyped.
Saving my jims for acute’s alt soon
just a little further is the most powerful final spurt skill
>>544428163I would unironically get one if they didn't have the chibi umas on
>>544428163No Oshi no buy
>>544428074This is waaaaay later on, but if you like the numbers now, then you will love later modes.
Hey Kaite, stop joining these fucking rooms. We get it, your e-peen is ginormous and you'll have a 100% WR
>>544428416Same actually, I like subtle merch and none of them are my oshi so
>>544428416If you're afraid of being mocked over the chibis then you're not strong and capable of violence enough
>not decent umas so far for the cmSigh, kinda really fucked rn
>>544428351THIS POST FACT CHECKED BY REAL NEICHA PATRIOTS: TRUE
>>544428163Waiting for a Chrono watch because I feel like that’s inevitable considering her theme and all
>>544428208you can only counter debuffs with a gold. Since gold is 5.5 and white is 1. Debuffs are usually 3 if gold. I doubt people bother with stacking the 1 whites
>>544428475>fucking roomsWhere might those be?
Is Nimble Navigator good? I know it's anti-block but you're still losing 1 second worth before it activates IF wit check passes
>>544428475r-rood...
>>544428618there was one a few min ago
>>544428163>>544428046It's because Wit is valued at double for the calculation
>>544428624Supposedly really good after it gets buffed. I'm not so sure right now.
>>544428046focus
>>544428351>>544428550>Neicha final spurts from 7th place to 3rd place finish
>>544428475Are you being bullied by a girl, anon?
Well, Redshift didn't proc but this looks good enough for B at least.
>>544428475>Doxing
>>544428475I need to put the fear of front runners back into the heart of /uma/bwo the last room was like an hour ago
>>544428351the way she looks while pumping her arms during the final spurt always makes me laugh
As in Oguri Peak?
>>544428351Saint Nature
>>544428618Follow me and I'll show you.
>>544428475I stopped joining /uma/ rooms a while back because people here will unironically call you a whale for having some maxed SRs when that's pretty normal after dumping 200 into both Kita and Creek. I feel like that used to happen far less before Cancer too, maybe it's newer players upset they're stuck with shit decks.
Favorite uma: Special WeekFavorite anime: Code GeassFavorite hentai: Kuroinu
>>544429353Why would you waste points on THH when you can't proc it?
>>544429497>he will miss the chance to show off his oshi because people call him mean names for having good luckngmi
>>544429497>that's pretty normallol
>>544429497pretty sure no one says whale unless you have multiple maxed srs or your own mlb ksb
>>544429684>you have multiple maxed srs or your own mlb ksbI was able to spark twice on Kitasan's banner completely for free and that's exactly what I have, lukclets sure run the gacha space now
>>544428512big words for someone without chibi uma apparel
>>544428618Right here bwo305438419330604746026606No results unless someone else posts because I'm on my phone
>>544429497t. oinker
>>544429684unless they have like 3 MLB SSRs I don't consider someone a whale.
>>544429947Just in time. I just finished training and wanted to try my hachimi
>>544429604It was the only skill that I could buy with my left points
>>544429684>multiple maxed SRs is whaling
>>544429497>entertaining the opinions of fools
why are you here instead of training for cm4?
>>544429684I like to ironically call people paypiggers for having one MLB'd SSR (non welfare) because I'm a shithead like that.However I only say THAR SHE BLOWS for real whales
>>544429497It's funny how piggies don't even comprehend how low chances of getting those SRs MLBd are. Like they just don't understand this concept.
>>544429947damb, I almost finished a run in time to join
>>544429947I forgot to check the stats here's only the ranking. My Hachimi's doing better than expected so good enuff for me
>>544429857Most people who started day 1 I think could only manage 1 spark. Maybe one and a half. How the fuck'd you get two?
>>544429947>cm1 oguri almost wins it>summer maru does fucking nothingi cant believe ive been gaslight to train this stupid fucking hag
>>544430415I'm done training, my aces are good enough to at least get to A finals and then we'll see
>>544430668you don't deserve victory if you only see your umas as a vehicle for metafaggotry and not love and potential marriage
>>544428857I haven't figured out if indomitable is good or not so I keep gambling on gourmand.
>>544429947Ok getting the final results wasn't that bad but definitely not getting stats when on my phoneDoes anyone know how to combine images on an android phone like this because I'm going to some random website which is annoying
>maya gets 7th in her debut race>gets 2nd in her next race>rest and get night owl>also get migraine right after>infirmary 3 times and still not cleared>random mood down event>3rd place in hopeful stakes>no fucking energy because of night owl>rest and get sleep deprived again>another energy drain event>migraine prevents mood up event>i haven't been able to do any training in fucking ages>have to do satsuki sho for fans with only E+ speed>dead last place
>>544430415My grinding's done and I'm taking it easy to avoid burnoutAnyone that's still scrambling for Aces with two days left is fucked
>>544431142>frontrunner dominationim NOOTICING
>>544430657Freebies from release, not being one of the people who spent all their rolls rerolling for Finemo/Creek, every single trophy and a lot of missions, I got to 400 on the very last day of the banner.
>>544431142oh no no no pacebros, our agenda?
>>544430985Gourmand is better. Indomitable will probably hit it's checks but it might not. Gourmand is just wit. I don't have spe though so
>>544429684There's a few booty blased povertyfags that like to say it. Sometimes you get unlucky with which SRs you MLB on 200 pulls and you end up with only the useless ones.
>>544430415im not a slave
>>544430415Today's ace RNG seed is not good
>>544430415I have a job and can afford not to care that much about CM rewards nor do I need to pull the lever as a job in order to get good results
>triumphant pulse activates even after being overtaken>Sky High Triple Fracture doesn't It just isn't fair
i don't mind MLB SRs...but A+ RANKING IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINELUCKSHITTER + WHALE
>>544431884just get higher numbers bro
>>544431217this run was so fucking dogshit i only had D in speed by summer camp and nobody at rainbow friendship yet that i just spammed speed until she died at the kikusha sho and ended the run there. fuck maya shes such a shit uma to train.
>>544431884How about S
Another day, another garbage tickezo pull
>9th page>>544431950>>544431950>>544431950Is it just me or captcha is kinda fucked?
She is a loser
>Teioposters at this hour aren't funnyWhere's the real Teioposter
>>544431804Just wait until our buff Teiobro, we'll have the last laugh.
>>544430415out of borrows
Interesting...
>>544432068yes it takes like 30 seconds to load captcha and another 30 seconds to post
>Grab a 5 pack>They start dropping until there's only 2I was THIS close>>544432017>Fuck MayaThat's my daughterwife you're talking about.
> 20 runs and no Medium S, only Turf SI'm starting to suspect that there's an individual affinity componente to these spark triggersMaybe I should just move on.
>>544432649your daughterwife is a dumb cunt
>>544430485I'm strictly f2p and have a number of MLB SR's. Pic related.I also haven't pulled on an uma banner since the first week of August, and from then until October 1 I would do a 10-pull on the current support card banner whenever I hit 1500 carats.
>>544429497Why do you care that some random anon copes with losing by calling you a whale?