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legend lost
Sorry for missing the last couple of threads, friends. Thanquol soon, friends!
>>544429342My king, I kneel...
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF TRUE PHOENIX KING!
I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOM THE 40K
>>544429702no eldar no buy
you know 40k isn't actually happening right
>>544429180>Solving the H*man Question Nuh-Uh, not what happened
>>544429869kek which edition was this
>>544429702Yes can't wait.
>>544427825new thread
>>544430380kek
>>544430380>We must be better peasants
How the fuck am i supposed to win against a khorne faction early game when their fair and balanced warriors of khorne kick the shit out of my entire fucking army
>>544431404pretend to be an empfag and cry about it until they get nerfed
>>544430962
>>544431404pretend to be an dawifag and cry about it until they get nerfed
Alarielle needed a rework too
>>544433253They don't rework paid DLC lords if they have mechanics already.
News from r*ddit milord. Luthorshizo and Aranessautist will be eating well.
>>544433603>siege BETA
>>544433603>give Sofia guys control of the game for a year>they bring back coastal assaultsBased
>>544433603>Aisling-specificThere is no such thing in the lore. Lokhir has those and a separate set for the dark elves. This DLC is getting shittier and shittier for a Fantasyfag.
>and
>>544433603Squire, why are you on Reddit?
>>544433603>preview stream for 6.3.4
>>5444300627th or 6th, 7th iirc.
>>544433919Because no one here is dumb enough to sit through a boring&cringe gameplay stream by CA. But thankfully r*dditors are.
Sex with Aislinn
self ex
>>544434208fair enough sqvire
>>544433786I don't think it's a huge stretch to imagine that he'd be finding a way to force himself into Lokhir's/druchii sea lanes to get revenge, especially if the sea god decided to give him a boostRegardless, you know Lokhir will get them too
>>544434586Thing is the secret dark elf seal lanes are secret because a black ark can become a submarine and those sea lanes are flooded undersea tunnels between continents. You can't have a "secret" sea lane on the sea it's retarded.
>>544434279
>>544435203Cathayan propaganda.
>>544433379>Volkmar's Books of Nagash>Festus' Plague Cauldron>Greasus' Tyrant's Demands>Skrag's Path of the Butcher>Wulfrik's Seafang Ship>Throgg's whatever-Troll-related-thing-he-is-gettingAnd more like (all WoC / Welves / Beastmen character benefiting from the rework of their faction)
>>544435203Do not lewd Marcille
>>544433714Anon, please understand, its five guys and janitor Ivan.
>>544433603Surely this siege BETA will finally fix sieges. The rest were just practice runs.
>>544433603>Mayve even Aislinn-specific sealanesI remember some months ago, I asked here if there is mechanics from Troy/Pharao CA may re use for TWW DLC and people answered something about the sea-people using sea travel or stuff.
>>544436012Sea people only had 200% movement on sea. They had no mechanic related to anything sea related otherwise.
>>544433786>There is no such thing in the lore.You mean like when Mathlann teleported him back to Ulthuan ?
>>544436012>Aislinn will become the best Naval faction in the gameASUR CHADS KEEP WINNING
>>544436269He didn't teleport him at all. Lokhir drowned him on the shores of Ulthuan. The battle you see in the trailer takes place on Ulthuan.
>>544434586>*click on the Aislinn's sea-lanes mechanic button*>"Warning: 1% chance to be ambushed">*click anyway*
I'm bored
So impatient!
THE PIRATE KING
Muh lore who? Aislinn will get busted DLC mechanics which will make Drukeks pale in comparison and you will Cream it and like it
>>544429685>He really does use the same faceHe really really does.
>>544436957I don't play ordersissies.
>>544434279Can dark elves be fixed or are they all comedically evil from birth?
I think I'll do an Elven Colonies reclamation with Aislinn as my first ToT play through
>>544429869Hell yeah Elf-sluts are canon!
>>544437247This is Black Library, so take it with some salt, but in the War of Vengeance trilogy there is a Dark Elf agent (or was it two?) that over the course of the books joins the Wood Elves just as they split from Ulthuan.
>>544436578>Gets to be the villain for TWO dlc packsWho can stop him
>>544437247It's all nurture. Drukeks and Ass-urs play a game of kidnapping eachother's children all the time
>>544437452That was so early in dark elf history they weren't even evil back then.
>>544429869Damn, elven pussy was really all it took to remove chaos
>>544436391>Druchii scum lying without shameThere is no mention of Ulthuan in the Lokhir vs Aislinn story, the Sea of Serpent is near the isthmus of Lustria.
>>544437247Nah I think they're just that way due to the environment they live in and other socio-economic factors. Its not like 40K where their souls belong to Slaanesh on death so they have to be sickfucks to put death off.
>>544437597>It's all nurtureDark elves aren't even evil compared to what elves were during the great incursion.
>>544437253>Be DaemonsOk.
>>544436012Who the FUCK would rig a ship with its lanteen sails in different orientations? That makes no fucking sense whatsoever, clearly drawn by someone with no fucking clue about sailing ships, I hate it so much.
>>544437763>socio-economic factors.Kek, it's the only time socio-economic factors cause you to kill and torture things for fun.
Do you think Daniel will get a rework?
>>544437614That's cope, they became slavers as soon as Malekith realized his faggot people were too lazy to work.
>>544437597So, what if a random dude kidnapped an elf kid? Would we get sn Elf (empire) with the floppy hat and a thing for guns?
>>544437253Could not be further from the truth.
>>544437247Reposting the classic.
>>544438095hell no
>>544437763>Its not like 40K where their souls belong to SlaaneshBro... it's literally exactly the same in Fantasy. Asur hide their souls in the waystones(because they rejected the Cytharai that have power over elven souls). Druchi and Asrai sacrifice their souls to Kahine or Ereth Khial.
>>544437627Daemonettes blown the fuck out and on suicide watch.
>>544438301Asrai souls are protected by Athel Loren itself you fucking outsider
>>544438442>Asrai souls are protected by Athel Loren itselfThat's Asrai cope.
How come Slannesh is able to get first dibs on Elven souls? Why don't the other chaos gods try to get dibs on a race's souls or compete with Slannesh for elf souls?
>>544438442Athel Loren is LITERALLY corrupted by chaos lol.
>>544438754The whole planet is corrupted by chaos.
>>544438442Not for long
>>544438748Because elven gods fought the chaos gods at some point in the lore and Asuryan commanded his children to retreat to their realm and only Khaine stayed behind to fight. Because of that elven gods lost the power over elven souls and only Khaine and his mother retain some of it.
>>544438301>8th ed sloptrying to tie elves to eldar is truly a Thorpian endeavor
>>544439079You should be grateful that we got Ghorst. If he wasn't in the game Fantasy would get TOW female grail knights.
>>544439079Are you implying that elves should only having 3 gods with only one of him having lore was good? You want to so badly to Khaine to buttfuck Asuryan 24/7?
Mortals OUT of Nehekara!GET OUUUUUUUUUUT!
>>544437954Azazel fucks this
>>544437295
>>544439269>Female grail knightsthey really have the self preservation of a hamster then. There are so many buyers for that sort of thing in Araby, Imagine offering a local sheikh a house trained amazon grail knight for a bargain price!
>>544437295Yes, Morathis was always canon.
>>544439653
Did we get a Teclis vs Nagash fight in end times?
>>54443965350% of grail knights are now female in the canon of TOW. You lost Malekith, TOW is selling out. Bretonnia is now the protagonist of TOW thanks to it!
>>544437967>your entire land is a barren cold desert shithole while asur dance around in lalala landEconomic factor>your society is ruled and designed by immortal eternally seething witch king (he also hates you) and his mommy who makes him worse and state religion is murder worshipSociological factor
>>544439893Not really sure why I'm supposed to care about tableslop
>>544439985Bretonnian rework will be based on the new lore and it will be glorious.
>>544438301That's only a thing introduced in one edition, turning the elves into eldars for no reason (no reason because elves don't have the eldars' Original sin about birthing Slaanesh).
>>544439487Asurjanny couldn't turn the tide against Chaos, THE BLOODY HANDED CHAD did!
>>544440060I hope you realize that 8th edition predates dark eldar being added to 40k.
>>544440049>they add female units/characters>I seduce them as N'kari The male gaze always wins
Asuryan has gotta be the biggest fraud god in the setting.
>>544440223Masterful bait, sir
>>544440367Ptra is just a buff for Settra
>>544439487>Khaine>Isha>Asuryan>Lileath>Kurnous>Hoeth>VaulElves always had many gods.
>>544440480Isn't there a theory that the Nehekaran Gods are just the Elven Pantheon with different names so Ptra = Asuryan
>>544439893>MalekithMalerion™
>>544440374The drukhari you know today were added in 5th edition 40k. They had a 3rd ed codex but they didn't steal souls or torture people for them or had any lore about Slaanesh stealing their souls. That came after in 5th edition codex. Warhammer Fatasy 8th edition came out a year before their 5th edition rewrite.
>>544440681Same with the human old godsManaan = MathlaanKarnos = Kurnous
>2000+ open tabsLL for this feel?
>>544440954Game 3 Chaos DLC LLs
>>544440954It feels good to finally start a new browser campaign
>>544440681>theoryNot a theory. All of them are elven gods. The only real race specific gods are Gork and Mork. Anything else is considered a different reading of the elven pantheon. Biggest outlier is Khaines brother Morr who took place of Ereth Kail for humans. But there is lore about it being a plan of Khaine.
Kislev warcrimes...
How come GW never forced CA to rename Malekith to Malerion? They did it retroactively with TOW but haven't done it with TW yet.
How badly will Med3 flop?
>>544440832Nobody said nothing about Dark Eldar here, also all elven army books for 8th ed came out roughly 2012-2014, whereas Slaneesh eating eldar souls is far older shit even if Dark Eldar were introduced in 2010
>>544441737Too much effort, and I think game 2 came out before GW went copyright crazy so it cant really be used against them
>>544441751As badly as your mom flopped on my dick last night
>>544441737Because it's a different IP with a different license.
>>544441737ET DLC will rename him
Man hobgobbos are BUILT DIFFERENT, little legends held the line firm. You're still not getting any extra rations, but good job you little green fellows.
>>544441387Someone bring this image to the Conclave Court headquarters in Marienburg!
>>544442150Hobgobbo Bolt Thrower is pure unadulterated shite though, fuck me, its only useful to annoy the AI to get them the come to you.
>>544442150>damage instead of damage as gold valuesmdh
>>544441806>whereas Slaneesh eating eldar souls is far older shit even if Dark Eldar were introduced in 2010No it isn't. In old lore Eldar souls weren't eaten bu Slaanesh at all. They used the infinity circuit to escape living in the warp as sentient energy because the daemons will hunt and eat them. Nothing about Slaanesh. All that was added a decade later. Pic is 2nd edition Eldar codex.
>>544441806Slaanesh shit was slapped on much later, bro.
>>544437954I'd fuck this
>>544442939t. Katarin
>>544442739>>544442538the point still stands, prior to later editions they didn't need to bind their souls anywhere, be they predated upon by slaneesh or merely dissolved into warp
>>544442212This can't be tolerated. We must break our trade agreements with Kislev.
>>544443790Just stop. All the slaanesh shit was written for 8th edition and ported to 5th edition. I watched Andy Law and he confirmed that all the War in Heaven and elf lore expansion was written originally by Gav Thrope for Fantasy and reused in 40k.
>>544443917Wait until this printed in the Altdorf Reik Report!
>>544442538>litterally explain that without a special device all eldar souls are tortured forever in the realm of chaosThank you for proving that the lore of the Eldar has always been the same.
>>544444085NTA, but does Fantasy have a War in Heaven equivalent? Is it the War of the Beard?
>>544444396It has war against chaos as the Old Ones had no necron enemy to fight and at that point all of other races that inhabited whfb world were in no condition to wage a war of such magnitude. The war of the Beard is nowhere close, the Sundering would be closer, if anything
>>544444656elgi propaganda
>>544444972You stunted fucks sacked two cities before sending diplomats.
>>544445332Did the dwarves ever find out that it was Malekith who orchestrated the original attack? I know it doesn't matter in the end, but I wonder if they still think that.
>>544444396the old ones fucked off, so chaos killed everyone except for liggers, elves, dwarfs, human cavemen and a bunch of other creatures, and then the elves bunished the demons by making the vortex
>>544445470I think the High King found out by the end, but by then it was too late and the beards had to be avenged anyway.
>>544445470They did and by the time it was meaningless as they had overachieved Malekith's original goals for that.He wanted for Dwarves just stay out of his way when attempting to take donut and instead they dismantled their empires almost utterly. Though in Dwarves case, they suffered more than they should have, but that's what they get for fighting against the chosen people of Slann
>>544433603>they want to rewrite the meaning of "the future of..."Lmao. Good luck doing that with a DLC that took more than a year to be released, and that assuming they'll stick with the release date of ToT.
if the druchii take the island back will they go back to being nice and not cold blooded killing high elves
>>544446483They would be just cold blooded high elves with better fashion aesthetics. Slavery would still go on without fragmenting. Bigger question is whether or not Malekith would be able to keep it together as Naggaroth is quite far and he would need to keep control, lest some overly ambitious noble decide to crown themselves
>>544446483Malekith sees the druchii ways as a nrcesary evil, if he takes the donut. He plans to unite the elves with a common purpose, believe he wanted to make some grand magic project that would eclipse the vortex to get his people behind. And just have peace within the elves, no more need for the dark elf way of life (Aside from the piracy)Obviously with mommy dearest that wouldn't work and there'd be plenty of dark elf houses who wouldn't fall in line. Along with plenty of high elf houses who would resist to the end, so to say it'd take a while before everyone is in line (If he even succeeds).
>>544446483No>High Elves and Dark Elves team up when its revealed Malekith was meant to be the Phoenix King all along (LMAO) and every1 else was a fraud which is they got cursed>High Elves and the Dark Elves that came with him lived on Ulthuan>some of the Dark Elves wanted to still do their killing and other evil shit>Asur tell them ok but not on Ulthuan, tells them to continue to raping, pillaging and killing but on Bretonnias coast>Druchii happily oblige and start doing what they usually but on Bretonnia and the Asur are ok with that for some fucking reason
>>544447034It would take centuries to get the slavery bit out as the biggest obstacle would be the change of mentality and fully clean house that would take centuries. It would be funny if those left in Naggaroth would rebel and Malekith would have to experience how the previous Phoenix Kings felt when he was the one raiding
>>544446483Malekith makes the Flame of Asuryan landmark and all the high elves become cool with him.
>>544446782Wouldnt they basically abandon Naggaroth in that scenario? I know thats what they do in ET, though that admittedly is because Valkia and her snowniggers are invading. But still, Naggaroth was just a stepping stone, surely?
>>544447535Slavery would just morph into indentured servitude. Something the High elves also practice. Basically you'd have to tell the dark elves to not torture the slaves and treat them somewhat nicely. Which would still take centuries.If Malekith were to succeed, you'd have the same issues as in end times, Khainite cults, Slaaneshi cults, non cultist dark/high elves opposing him openly and behind the curtains. Not to mention the variation of named characters who would not be ok with Malekith becoming the Phoenix King.
man, ROMANS. amirite?
If Malekith wasnt so stupid he'd get his claim on Nordland back so that he doesnt have to freeze in the fucking snow, he'd probably get a warm welcome given the place is constantly under siege by Norscans and Warriors of Chaos, itd probably be better being a witch hag's sextoy (then dying mid-coitus) than having to live in Nordland
>>544447717Naggaroth would need to be abandoned and razed to the ground to deprive chaos of any gains, the undersea waterways blown to smithereens to block access to the Cathay and Ind etc.>>544447891Well it depends how much time he has before the End Times roll around. If he is given the same time it took him to make Naggaroth a functional realm, he'd have way better chances if he does come out of KFC ritual unscathed the second time around
>>544448575An united elf front, and someone to slap some sense into Teclis to not sacrifice the child of his brother for some convoluted plan would give the...Order? side a better chance during the End Times. Granted Malekith cares enough to deal with chaos propper rather than the usual elven attitude to squat on the island.Having said that, Malekith will have a bitch of a time convincing Caledor Dragontamer to be on his side, nothing shy of his mother's head would convince him I reckon. Which is an issue since the vortex is kind of critical to a lot of shit.
>>544444085Explained yourself n*ggers.
>>544448994If he gets Teclis on his side, Morathi's head is going to roll. Her utility is that she can be a one woman nuke/harem/CIA at the cost of her usual antics
ANOTHER W FOR THE BEST ELVES!!!
>>544450425But, couldn't black arks already do this?
>>544439653anon... araby was deleted from canon in the most recent AJ
>>544447717>I know thats what they do in ETNot just ET.
>>544447454>the Asur are ok with that for some fucking reason
>>544450538Yes but it seems they are changing how it works. I just hope they also added sea caravans. That would so much value to a lot of campaigns.
>>544451045>when it was we, and we aloneAhem. The lizardmen would like a work with you.
>>544451045>first elfcuck to side with MalekithI guess Malektih tore his bussy a good one
>>544450425Thanks for the rework mongrel.
>>544450573I am choosing to ignore any ridiculous changes they make to the Old World
>>544451552then why post about female grail knights?
>>544450425See Alberic, that's what you get for whosipping your stupid sea god, nothing!
>>544451619because anon threatened me with a good time and them existing would just be a boon to Dark Elves, who will treat them as a luxurious commodity.It's like fawning over female custodes then realizing Daemoncubala can be upgraded
>>544451109That'll probably be coming with Yin-Yin's release... if the game doesn't fucking die before then.>Already entering November and we're still waiting for the first DLC of the year.
luthor harkon once shot up a movie theater because he didnt like the moviewhat a jerk
>>544440954
>>544438196
>>544449165I'm not reading E*f shit
>>544451045God Elves are such fucking pricks.
>>544440832which edition had the guy with his party boat complete with slave girls? I liked that version of dark elfdar.
>>544450538Pretty sure AI never do it.
why do ogre camps get towers wtf
>>544455516CA didn't have to give us ogre camps at all you ungrateful prick.
Why are the Choas factions so fucking boring and have the worst mechanics
>>544456182okay sorry ca
>>544456314because you have order brainrotmany such cases
>trade with me Archaon>trade with me Archaon>trade with me Archaon>trade with me Archaon>trade with me ArchaonI SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. Half my end turn is denying my worthless fuckin vassals a trade deal. It took you 5 turns to colonize some fucking ruins why would I want to fund another stack of tier 1 shitters
>>544453037Except Teclis, he's a good dude. Supports the local brothel economy whenever he visits Altdorf
>>544453037Alith Anar is a prick to his own kin but he specifically hates the Druchii the most
>>544456906Best factions are Dorfs, High and Wood elves, Cathay and Empire.
>>544457012Very strange autism. Why would you deny gold to both yourself and yourvassals?
>>544457826but but what about chorfs they're like dorfs but better right
>>544458927Better at building machinery and making the most of the environment they found themselves stuck in, but I wouldn't go as far as saying they were good people!
>>544457012Why wouldn't you trade with them? Its not like you have many other people queueing up to trade with you as WoC?
>>544451045How is it possible for one elf to be this based. Guys unreal.
>>544453037>God Elves are such fucking pricks.Anyway, we raided those elgi in the woods and they defended themselves (???) its uh heckin groodgin time.
>>544457826This but only high and wood elves.
>>544460007Remember the Chorf DLC, the wonderful, strange units and flavor it brought? How everyone was completely engrossed with it? Only the announcement of 40k can heal that wound, bros, cause TWWH is OVER!
>>544429180Just realized tides of torment was originally teased 5 months ago, then they pushed it back. Holy fuck. I could have made 1 million dollars in gold and crypto if I wasn't a fucking retard. Instead I'm still here. Not playing this shitty game.
>>544429816>>544429702So this is it huh the new ritual posts huh you're just gonna do this for the next 2 years until it's out huh.
Say something nice about your least favorite faction right now
>>544431404The game is exactly as balanced as it should be, git gud
>>544461694pontus isn't that bad
>>544461114>wanted to buy this>10 bucks until the 28th>did not realize that meant the sale actually ends on the 27thNot paying 40 bucks sorry.>>544433714They've been trying to fix sieges for literally 9 years lmao. Holy fuck. I've become so old while making fun of this shitty game.
>>544429869I'd play morathi if she could do that. I've wanted the dark elves to be able to go mordorcore since Malekith has the sauron aesthetic but you can't do that.
>>544460007I like gyrocopter plus you forgot THUNDERBARGAlso all this could be fixed if they gave dwarfs mammoths if they control Kraka Drak.
>>544461694I'm happy Skaven have a limit to their magic lighningt bullshit.
Just watched the trailer. Damn dude. 7 years ago at this time I was fuckingn stoked for VAMPIRE COAST. Was eating my 5 guys burger. Things are so shit now.
Reminder, humans and skaven are the same in elven eyes
>>544462536enjoy it. because things are only gonna get worse.
>>544462587thought provoking is it not
>>544462109
>>544462673BUT THINGS ARE ALREADY WORSE
I might be a Chaos corrupted asshole but at least I'm still a Dwarf I guess? Not really sure how I lost the reliability, I only cancelled deals that had gone past the 10 turn limit?
>>544463921>changing the silhouette to blend in with every other round shield faction banner>not even consistent since high elves are still using banners not shieldsshit mod
>>544461694I like some of the khorne units designs.
>>544462536Clio liked the trailer and so should you
why did they decide on lords coming in threes anywaydo they want to bleed the game faster?
>>544462587Skaven have since their very inception described as "A dark reflection of the worst parts of humanity".
>>544461114Unironically, only thing gamea missing is a Mythos DLC, would be perfect
>>544462536>5 guys burgerToo bad you need a loan to get one of those now
>>544461694Ikko Ikki has one of the starting provinces in any TW game having an artisan and blacksmith building, 2 fertile soil provinces, 1 coastal village and Loan Swords beat Yari Ashigaru with Wall formation.
>>544465375Meant to say "one of the best starting provinces in any TW game"
>>544462587>literally posting Reddit Sigmarxism meme
>>544465268The fun part is that you needed a loan to get one back then, now you have to split the loan up with Klarna in 6 easy monthly payments.
>>544465028They release content so slowly now that if they didn't do 3s you'd never get anything.
>>544465731The fries were at least cheap back then.
>>544465970Now they're made with seed oils and microplastics.
>>544465028>>544465867When the originally started doing 3s (chaos dwarfs) they justified it by saying some bullshit about bigger dlcs less oftenexcept they weren't actually bigger and it was just an excuse to work on the game less, especially because of their policy at the time tying updates to dlc releases
>>544462587I look like this and say this
>>544465028They have to release at least 1 LL for each mono-gods factions each time but they know they are not very popular factions, so each time they include a fans favortie faction like Norsca/Kislev/Dwarfs/Ogres
>>544466323>kislev>fan favorite factionI have more respect for the blatant chink pandering than I do modern Kislev, what a jokeThey threw just about everything on Kislev's clans away so they could write a feminism story pitting Katarin against Kostaltyn, then piled just the right flanderized amount of BEAR and ICE on top
I love to corner camp, making the same item builds each game, unnecessarily available fast travel, and confederating factions on the other side of the map. Why race should I play?
>>544467082dwarf does all those things and you already know this
>>544466323I like tzeentch but the changling was pretty dumb. The other monogod paid monogod factions are just too strong to be fun. The generals are pretty cool though.
I got my gf pregnant by cumming inside her even though she wasnt on the pill and she doesnt want a kid but I do, LL for this feel?
>>544467915Karl Franz, king
>>544467915I bet Malekith and his Mom have been in that situation times anon.
>>544469495Malekith is a stone cold truecel
>>544469584Oh yeah, he got completely roasted didnt he? Bet his fleshy appendage that used to be his manhood aint good for much anymore.
>>544470512His intact virginity has worked to regenerate his form, to keep his body as pure as his soul.Few know this
>>544433714we are just battered wives that can't leave the husband (TCAL) because we are all addicted to the total war drug >>544433603
>>544472172(TCALUK)
>>544466778I just can't stand getting rid of the ungols because their horsearcher faggotry would fit kislev's theme to a T, they didn't even need to play up the gospodar vs ungolism. They are just refusing to even recognize they exist in that kind of insufferable globohomo style of writing where national/ethnic differences don't exist.>>544463358Yeah but still limited to 4 norscan auxiliaries, and no real way to boost their stats.When I play again I'll have the chorfs for it at least. >>5444650283 for each monogod and just accept that this game is going to be the future of total war by late 2026, maybe early 2027. We'll get probably 2 more DLC and then ET and it's over.Sorry, it's ogre.
>>544466778>feminismBro it's Rasputin vs Anastasia, they just went off the cartoon because it's the all anybody in the west knows (or cares) about russian history.
can you even get into this game if you're not a neet
https://youtu.be/lKlfeF0TBmQ?t=2503wtf. have any of you seen this shit before?
>>544473115Of course, even wagies have room for the twenty something turns the average campaign usually lasts for.
>>544473402a stupid e-celeb plugging his garbage content? all the time as it turns out
>>544473115Games like this are best enjoyed on the weekend or other days off where you have a few hours to get absorbed. If you don't have free time to spend on passtimes then, well, why are you looking for passtimes?
>>544473584No, not that. Just look at how the hammerers behave after a couples of seconds.
>>544473650>Games like this are best enjoyed on the weekend or other days off where you have a few hours to get absorbed.this is more true than you know
All I want is a fucking Bretonnia rework....
>>544473115Not really. No casual gamer can get into this and get any good at it. 100 hours in this game is nothing, you're still a shitier and there's a gorillion systems you need to learn before getting actually good at it.
Damn, Ikit Claw looks like THAT? She's still got it despite her age!
>>544474160where are repansu's pantsus?
>>544474379Is it weird that I want to suckle Ikit's milkers?
>>544474160which part needs a reworkor do you just want a bretonnia update for the sake of it being a bretonnia update
>>544475128nta don't play bretonnia at all but don't they need to rely on a bunch of lords because their peasant economy thing is really bad
>>544475128rework the entire peasant economy system for one, rework their shit-piss units so you don't have to use Cav as a fucking front line, rework the vows to be less retarded and give more meaningful rewards, give them more unique mechanics,You realize the french haven't had a single update or ever even touched since they dropped in WH1 right?
>>544475404they have had several updates (and they still need more)
>>544475404>don't have to use Cav as a fucking front lineAbsolutely churlish
>>544475404>You realize the french haven't had a single update or ever even touched since they dropped in WH1 right?you've forgotten about me already mon coeur?
>>544439953These are the "people" manlings want to import to the Old World.
funnest dwarf?
>>544479731drazhoath
>>544465106>i want to turn every game into "how to counter single entities"retard
I asked yesterday but the guy didn't answer me so I'll ask againI bought the third warhammer total war game on sale yesterday and I heard you can pirate the DLC somehow, how do I do it?The guy who replied to me yesterday said "creamapi" but I can only find this>ubden/CreamApi-CreamInstallerAlong with people saying the actual creamapi is dead or somethingSo which is it? What do I use?
tomb kings are good actually
if you worship chaos and then get cut off from the warp, do you get your soul back?
>>544484213You don't lose your soul unless your get spawn'd/forsaken'd. Daemon Princes still have a nugget of their old soul in them, which is why other daemons hate them.
Bretonnia bros just KEEP holding NEVER give up or lose hope we WILL get a rework
>>544475404Battle Pilgrims and Men at arms with Halberds are good infantry and I'm tired of pretending they're bad.
>general is just a wh3 cum-slurping corpo botfestholy fuckso this is what ca spends its dosh on eh?meanwhile, i'm using chatgpt to build custom launchers for old history (read: good) titles like r2tw plus hearts and mindsnow prove you're real by discussing Dawnless Daysthe faction introduction videos have been dope and hype as fuckTW:LotR Q4 2025, Engwar
>>544486190the best strategy is to ignore them and spam knights errant kotr lords and heroes non stop early game, put your gold mine farm in every settlement and then shit out grail doomstacksbut thats boring so...
>>544484213I don't know about f*nt*sy but in 40k no
>>544487397>AI slopcringe
>>544488739>Boost performance (CPU/GPU/Memory)>Auto-manage mod/DLC activation>Load chosen profile (Battle / Campaign / Realism)>Prevent launcher resets>Maintain stability and logsnever played smootherdont take out having wasted your time learning how to code out on me browhy would anybody even in any way want to touch any of this spaghetti code anyway
>>544489604>vibe coderCringe and retard.
>>544490175doing same for attilawhy should one trust ca over gpt?you guys should know better especially given recent eventsbut im not here to talk about robots anywayi forgot you cant even say the ai word around gamers without someone spazzing out
>>544487397I wish they'd release that map editor, but I'd be too stupid to use it.I'm impressed so far seeing the rohan trailer. Good voice acting. Is the AI sloppa butthurt some drama I wasn't aware of?Be really funny if the total war announcement for fantasy was LOTR:TW.
>>544490780>why should one trust ca over gpt?Had a funny experience with this. I wanted to see if gpt and visual studio code's bot would help with LUA scripting for Pharaoh since I've never done it before. Did a test run in Pharaoh of a simple province ownership change. No dice. I googled for a LUA transfer settlement ownership code - no dice. I found a LUA scripting code a guy had used in the total war discord - no dice. You know what it was?CA had Elamite Faction 1 and Elamite Faction 2 swapped in the code relative to their ingame names. >Shutrukid ingame = faction_igihalkid or however the code was>Igihalkid ingame = faction_Shutrukid or however the code wasTaking that into consideration and the LUA code the ai sloppa gave me worked perfectly. I can't even shit on CA for that because I've done the same with unit_X being used differently than originally. It was just funny to me as it showed both the utility of robots and the limitations, as had I not been familiar with navigating the pack file databases I'd have been oblivious as to why this wash appening.
>>544490850>map editoryeah i'm thinking that Atilla is officially the new m2tw for modding>>544491815typical ca naming fuckeryfor me, it's when they port the same terms in config files from one game to anotherbut yeah, using ai rn is like talking to a 0 wis 100 int child who compliments you every five seconds
>>544493102From what I can tell on a brief glance the map editor is kept semi exclusive to a small circle of people. That said when every gorilla would be asking HURR HOW I DO MAPPE I get the exclusion, but yeah it almost makes me want to return back to Attila. If they ever do release the map editor I wonder if it'll work for Pharaoh as all I really wanted for a project I liked the idea of (and probably abandon my retexturing if M3 comes out) would just need a smidge more provinces in the Caucasus and Elburz. Like 10 more. Since it kills me that the map is almost perfect but for that.Funny thing was looking at a 1212 video and realizing if it's not M3 in december then I'll just go reinstall attila and play that because they seem to be doing a bang up job.
>>544495027>1212Have they actually updated it recently?
Am I crazy or does TK tech feel even worse than before
>A neighbor starts doing well and expanding>We have good relations>I'm able to form an alliance with that neighbor>They stop expanding and immediately start eating shitIs there an anti-player bias that is put on your allies?
>>544487397I am extremely hype for dawnless days desuI tried the medieval mod but the morale is ass, even orc rabble never rout
>>544498045same. my first campaign will definitely be rohan
>>544487397>old>good>r2twyou only get to pick 1 of those
>>544497728yes never form alliances or vassalage of any kind ever
>>544497728I think it's more that player enemies are way more "activated" so get to dunk on your more passive alliesI've done a Morathi playthrough where I stayed away from any treaties with Mazdamundi and Skeggi so neither would get angry at me while I went north, and after killing everything north and going for the donut Mazda was still at war with Skeggi but neither were actually doing anything
>>544497691It's always felt painful but that's the whole theme, the empire is drowsily waking upI'm just happy they buffed necrotect's unit cap line
>>544497728its called total war, not total friends, if you want to make alliances play a different game
>>544465641Everyone should read and internalize the Communist Manifesto by Karl Franz
I believe the root cause of all of 3's problems was the original choice to divide Demons into monogods
Next Total War will be Total War: Horus Heresy. Playable starting factions will be>Sons of Horus>Emperor's Children>World Eaters>Death GuardIt'll be centered around Isstvan III and all playable Legions will have one Loyalist and one Traitor LL.
>>544498991It's a strategy game. It shouldn't punish you for doing strategy.
Total War Nikke
>>544501230yeah, and the strategy is you how no friends, just future enemies
Fighting Khorne is kinda fun. Hopefully the other Khorne LLs are thriving.
>>544501683Extremely retarded. I have no need to plan wars against dwarfs or high elves as empire, for example.
>>544502072Yeah Khorne is ideal for AI because they don't skirmish all their ranged units unnecessarily or fuck up their "micro", it's just a stat check faction
>>544464775When will legend finally impregnate her ?
>>544482828mediafire - /file/9p5kc9srhzkd6x0/wh3.zip/filewill sort it out for you.
>>544482828Steam detects it and you will get banned
>>544445332>War of the beard history 101.>Elves just had their big civil war, and trying to keep things under wraps. Malekith and his boys are gone. For the time>Malekith raids some dwarfen caravans and sacks some cities under the guise of high elves.>Dwarfs get understandably upset and send diplomats>Caledor II shaves their beards and that kicks off the war.If the dwarfs sacked two cities before the great shaving, that means the dwarfs started the war of the beard, not the high elves.Big if true
>>544433603why do i get the feeling that the reason they are planning longer term support for WH3 is because 40k is about to be delayed past next year
>>544445623>>544446003You'd think oracastrating a empire ending war that forever destroys the good relations with your best allies would be considered a "grudge"Guess the book was on the top shelf that day.....
nobody tosses a kroxigor!
>>544505742*grabs you by the snoot*
Slann watching from his cuck chair
>>544506110kekWho is the lizard fighting
>>544461694Chorfs.....are.....red..Red is my favorite color
>>544506101NOT THE CLOACA!
>>544506427Miao Ying looks like
>>544461694Norsca is kinda whatever
>>544506548At least call their end turn noise good
>>544506464Poor little lizard vs BIG ASIAN CURVES
>>544501230>>544502342pls understand coding anything other than "must attack player" is too difficult for the retards at CA
>>544507272CA-sama, you are asking for a lot of understanding...
>>544460007>homeland is literally a blasted wasteland that just exists to churn out armaments>supposedly the best warmachines and artillery in the world>still lose the artillery duel AGAINST THE FUCKING UMGI at Nuln Chorfcucks...
>Ask for help making my peasant frontline last longer as Bretonnia>Anons say that with Grail Reliquae they hold out well>With Grail reliquae Peasants only have +2 ld over fucking clanrats And no one recommended Battle Pilgrims which have almost 50% more ld than grail-buffed Men-At-Arms Why is this general so full of shitters with streamer-fed opinions?
>BretonniaLol. Lmao, even
>>544508938/twg/ is a youtube and leddit colonyit is known
>>544508083Fake news. What sort of Dawi listens to Umgi propaganda? Even if they were beaten they were thousands of miles from their homeland so it doesn't count. Also there was probably hobgoblin backstabbing involved. Hashut be praised.
>>544508083unfortunately the earlier powercreep got powercrept even harder by late dlc
>>544508938I usually see pilgrims getting recommended
>>544509395I want a huge balance patch that evens out the powercreep, but that will never happen
>>544508083>>544460007
>>544509523Once all DLC is out the gauntlet will be on to make the best rework/overhaul type mod
>>544509864I really hope there's no more map expansion to the east. I'd rather they make places like Lustria and Bretonnia larger if they're gonna make the map bigger
I figured out how to fix AITotal War AI but it's brain enegram of a fetus forced to play and learn Total War forever
>>544498991>>544501230>>544501683>Literally every campaign >start of campaign low strength >All ai factions ranges from tolerates me, to, hates my guts for no reason, to wants to be my friend so that their enemies can wipe them out and then have an excuse to attack me. No fucks given lore wise.>TW tard: eem actually it's total war not total peace bro get le gud>Get territory build armies rise in strength rank.>Suddenly only the stupid of the stupid want to pick fights with me or when I'm occupied with another front.>Squash them like bugs.>Now they want to be at peace with me, be my ally, and join in their retarded wars.>TWtard: eeem it's too easy for you now so you have to quit your campaign and restart. You can only play when the ai is stronger than you.It's total war, not total peace
Be at peace, for that is all I ever want
wtf they removed the 3k series from youtubeman i hate the chinese
>>544511492bs you've said the exact opposite
>>544511492hows an honest warmonger suppose to make a livingall we're saying is give war a chance
40k is almost a month away from announcement!
>TW:ME will be revealed in December
I don't give a poopy doo doo about LOTR
>>544513475poop on this bitch
40k isnt happening chuddy wuddy buddy
>>544509714kek
Total War: Insects drops next week!Cannot wait to start my waspGODS campaign and shit on beekeks
>>544513721>Warhammer Total War wont happen>China Total War wont happenYou guys are always wrong THOUGH
>>544514373>waspsabsolute cancer
>>544513245Total War: Mass Effect? HELL YEAH!
>>544511625>Be at peace, for that is all I ever want>No peace, just warInside of you there are to Karl Franz's
>>544508938you dont need a frontline with bretonniaanything they hold against will die to cav charges + lord + life magic and anything they cant hold against they will die to in 5 seconds anywaysjust spam peasant archers if you want a buffer
>>544513245Makes more sense than bloody 40K anyway.
>>544508938>>544515807Just play SFO and not have to deal with vanillas stupid mechanic of things legging it in 3.5 seconds flat when charged. Peasants will still run obviously, but not before you have more than 10 seconds to get your knights into position, nor will you have to have the micro skills of an ADHD 16 year old playing the game on a triple dose of their adderal. Shit, I don't even particularly like SFO's changes to the campaign map, but I far prefer their in battle gameplay compared to the dailed-up-to-11 extreme rock-paper-scissors shitfest that is vanilla battles.
>>544515807>you dont need a frontline with bretonniaYou absolutely do for sieges midgame
So what are the concrete examples of improvements the Bulgarian team have made to the game since being handed the reins from the Br*tain studio?>Coastal assaults>Sieges fixedI'm putting these in "Maybe" until I see them in the gameHas anyone got a full list?
I literally can't go back to modern TW games after playing Empire.I thought this was the black sheep of the franchise, why is it so good?
>>544516156Not from a business angle.
>>544517430After a while I got tired of vanillas retarded ai, but the campaigns in Pirates Uber Alles really elevated the game for me.I agree that there is a certsin level of detail in the older games that I miss deeplyFuck those controls and no 40v40 battles tho
>>544516498I'm trans btw
>>544516854>concrete examples of improvements the Bulgarian team have madeThey managed to reduce the size of the game 40+ gbs.
>>544518101We lost 40 GB worth of Tomb King and Lizardmen AI.
>>544519725grim
>>544516854crazy looking squig ll
Total War Fire Emblem
I just want Total Warrior 2.
>>544429869Drucuk humiliation ritual
>>544439953>(he also hates you)Why?
>>544521604Fire Emblem: 3 Wasted Potential Routes more like
How do I into Cathay dragon lords?I feel like Cathay troops are too valuable not to buff up with red line skills, but the duel potential of Miao/Zhao/Yuan is too good not to skill into as well
>>544525441Pick redline for your doomstack and rest into lord stats?
>>544525441Cerestrial Genros with alchemist and/or astromancer are betterAnd if you want something different the Lord Magistrate chilling in his balloon throwing buffs everywhere is actually kind of funAlso just now seeing you meant the LLs not dragon-blooded but I'm not deleting this text
>tfw you will never take the slayer oath and head off to defeat the greatest villain or monster anyone's ever seen and die in glorious combat that redeems you in the eyes of your ancestorsGotrek could have defeated Archaon and saved the world.
>>544525932>Cerestrial Genros with alchemist and/or astromancer are betterThe dragons are by far the coolest and that makes them the bestAnd yes by extension shugengans are coolDragons are cool
>Erebor>not bumrushing Dalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG7tk3tws14
>>544526710Based I hope it's almost complete. I want to play something else for my lotr jist than just med2
GRUNGNAZ ORZAGAZ
>>544526682t. Imrik of Caledor
CA will fix WH3 all the AI will be renovated with cutting edge ML neural nets or LLM, the campaign gimmicks will all get balance passes to bring all the power creep in line, Bretonnia and Liggers will get reworks, VC will be removed from the game, Norsca will be fixed with this upcoming rework, and all things will be good
>>544527794>the AI will be renovated with cutting edge ML neural nets or LLMThere is no world where that's a better solution than the AI being a big decision tree (which LLMs are under the covers anyway, just far less easy to maintain)
u fucking wot
>>544497728Remember your ABCs>A. Always>B. Be>C. ConqueringAlways be conquering!
>>544526807I tried DaC too>obnoxious recruitment limits>units don't break>no mercsa lot of mods forget to be...fun
>>544530425They do break. You just need to kill the general and do a lot of cycle charging.Elves and Dorfs don't break though
>>544530562I was specifically thinking of dorfs, yeahone million years to kill on fastest speed no thanks lol
>>544525441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UETJyIafKYY
Cute granny dragon tantrum
>try to play older TW because WH is burning me out>they all either have a setting I dont want, run like dogshit, or are mechanically bare>this will continue to future games and whatever med3 equivalent is made will be a slow, buggy mess devoid of all but the most basic campaign mechanics
>Isengard>denial of military access means warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1blMCPyZR8
>>544531512>Grima speaking>Saruman portraithuh
>>544531490>CA pours so much mechanical flavor into Pharaoh>but all that work means nothing because the setting is highly limiting on who will play it>the low sales will mean the executives get to say "uh, actually players like mechanically devoid slop, that's the takeaway from this!"
>>544529049units have less than 100% hp = dead and useless
>>544531898>Pharaohthat game is legit fucking ass
>2030>hyper-entertainment peaking>"hey Grok 5.0, make me Total War: Stone Age">I don't own anything, but simulating fighting over nothing is very stimulatingexecs can suck it
When do we get news ?
>>544532106I want to like it but the setting holds it back, not just immersionwise but battle-wise too. Its a superior version of ToB but ToB is the second worst Total War game to ever be made, so not a very high bar.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS CONFIRMEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UETJyIafKYY
>>544532106post hours
HISTORYCHADS HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR A BRONZE AGE GAME SINCE THE SERIES STARTEDFUCK YOU RETARDS WHO HATE THE SETTINGEAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FUCKSFANTASY IS SHITAND W*RHAMMER IS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE EXCEPTIONALLY SHITTY FANTASY MADE ONLY TO SELL PLASTIC GARBAGE IT'S LIKE THE YU-GI-OH! OF WESTERN FANTASY
>>544532442Pirated version doesn't show hours but less than 50 it's so fucking bad
>>544532513WH3 is the only thing keeping CA in business bro
>>544533418>/twg/: CA WILL NEVER MAKE A GOOD GAME AGAIN>also /twg/: dude we need to support the devs dont hate????????????????????
Post pictures of Bretonnian peasants. Specifically need pictures of the helmets they wear.
>Italia needed for victory conditionstotal war it is then
>>544532513I agree. That's why I stopped playing gayhammer after went back to Rome 2 with the last DEI bet. Playing a Caesar in Gaul campaign at the moment and am having a blast.
>>544534121Roma delenda est
Sirs this is a Warhammer general
>Imagine WH3, but every faction is BretonniaWhy do people want Med3 again?
>>544534979>WH3, but every faction is BretonniaKino of the highest order. There has to be a mod for this.
>>544535349finally some honorable total war
>Gondor>ally has declined your requesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2ZpATcWOc
>>544535349Now I want an Empire mod for WH3 where the only units anyone can recruit are handgunners and great cannons
>>544534121Why is that Romans nose having a necrosis....
>>544535808You mean FotS? It has bombardment spells.
>>544534979>pharaoh, but every faction is tomb kangzIt probably will not flop like the actual pharaoh.
>>544536212no history title is going to make it, the only hope for CA is 40k or somehow extending WH3 forever
>>544536291>40keks are this delusionalYIKES
>>544536291The primary issue right now is that no matter what they release, no one will trust them enough to buy it in executive-wanted numbersOtherwise they could release Rome 3 and rake in doughEverybody loves Rome
>>544517464TW Lotr has a higher profit ceiling but a lower profit base than TW 40K. Every nerd is a potential customer, but you don't have guaranteed access to the 40K fans that spend 1000+ on the setting.
>>544532198watch BBC
>>544517464Wdym? LOTR is much more popular than 40K. Even Rangz of Power which was putrid dogshit got views simple because it's related to LOTR.
>>544539212>orcs are oppressed! elves are violent!I don't get why the left is so obsessed with making evil grey and good grey
>>544539212popular yesprofitable nowarhammer might be shit, but its definitely flashylotr universe feels like an outdated wasteland at this pointeven the elves are so bored of the story by the third age they're trying to gtfo the whole continent and leave it to the volcano krauts lmao
>>544539478Not to go off-topic, but enlightenment blank-slatism that leads into hardcore induvidualism (you can't generalize anyone) and a hardcore materialist pradigm that sees good and evil as relative constructs, so painting one side as good or bad is against that worldview that says good/evil can only be subjective. Which doesn't fit Tolkien at all given his traditional catholic view on things which rejects those.
>>544539478>>544540082>Not to go off-topicThen get back on topic
>>544540624Get back on this fat cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNTcbxjb59IIT'S UP
>>544534979because i cant have my superhero solo the enemy army while i take a piss
>>544539478We're mature and enjoy nuanced stories and insightful exploration of mortality rather than infantile and disgustingly white fairy tales for children
THE NECROMANCER THAT SURPASSED GHORST
At this point, Total War is a fantasy series with a couple historical spin-offs
>>544541246Doubtful
>>544541971They call it "overwhelmingly" to slightly conceal their intent
When you really think about it, the franchise was originally Shogun and Total War was just one entry in it.
>>544542803Shogun: Border SkirmishShogun: Law and OrderShogun: Espionage
>>544541971>disgustingly white
>>544542803so we should actually be saying Shogun Warhammer 3?
The hydrafucker on Turtle Island is next.
>use warband upgrade>game crashesi am NOT gonna go through 200 mods testing that shit
>>544541971>dude what if elves were...BAD???>EXCEPT THE RACEMIXING ONES THEY CAN BE MEDIEVAL RAMBO>dude what if orcs were...GOOD???>ACKSHUALLY, WE'RE CALLED URUK DON'T DEAD NAME MEyesvery maturedefinitely worth $1,000,000,000+i, too, think orc homosex babies is coolTolkien certainly isnt rolling in his grave so hard that the friction is setting his coffin on firethat said, i like the showbut it's like the peak of the Woke genre and its kinda just only an okay show except for some spectacles here and there
>>544544696>that said, i like the show
>Mordor>default 4chan factionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2ZpATcWOc
>>544544696>i like the show
>>544541971But why not make an original IP instead of shitting up a "white people fairy tale"
>>544541971But Negroids and Yellowmen didn't like that shit show either.
>>544544696>>544544997>>544545095>>544545106>>544545168>>544545234>>544545290>Total War General
>>544545407uhmm sweatie this is related to the lord of the rings mod okay hun??
>>544544997>>544545106>>544545234i like new things because i watch them with my friendbut then i get home and realize how shitty it was in hindsight
>>544545512No it isn't it's shitposting about a tv show
>>544545407Total War?
>>544545290The people unironically talking like that aren't those though, it's white women and the simps who will say anything to try and fuck them
>>544545543It's just interesting. I've never heard of anyone who likes the show. Even Furious Fernando shat on it
>>544545543Feels like every movie I watch. I never watch them alone because the chance of them being shit is just too high.
>>544537914I already do it more often than I wish.
>>544546318A fellow Attenborough enjoyer!
>>544545407/vg/ blogposting. It's a board culture thing, you wouldn't get it newbab. inb4 get called a DBZspic because of a reaction image, another board culture thing
>>544546554only decent thing about that fucking channelwhen i worked in kindergarden and had to wrangle the kids i would put him on worked like a charm kek
>>544546928i mean what kind of kid wouldn't enjoy his documentaries, aside from the brown skinned ones
By the lady what a putain de mess
>>544547267ta gueule puceau
Wardancers! (It's peace time and Orion is asleep)https://www.youtube.com/watch/4zLheBUSm0Q
>>544547267AAAAAAAA DW*RFS PUTAIN
>>544546318My eternally delayed wife.
>>544547381dis donc fils de pute tu es bien grossier
>>544547267>le point blanc de la honte
>>544548685oui mais toi t'es adopté
>>544546847It's not that at all, it's the sign of a dying general, especially with /pol/shit mixed in
Totaler Krieg?
What could possibly go wrong?
>>544547851Our wife...
>>544549258calm down kamala harriswhat are you, the thread quality czar?
>>544532434What a stupid video. "By the time you have already won the campaign you can field some seriously broken shit".
Why can't Cathay ever have more than one active caravan?
>>544549626>he doesn't know
why the motherfuck does France have horse archers
>>544550105You can have 2 with the tech treeYou can have 3 by playing Zhaoiirc
>>544550459You sure they didn't? I dunno I'm just saying
>>544550201I'm making this guy the bullet sponge lord while the army actually does thingsNot because it's strong but because it seems really funny
Warhammer needs more waifus
>I never wanted this
>Woodland Realm>default plebbit factionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gTh7bYeowY
>>544550201The dreamwine benefits outweigh the cons so much it's unreal
eowyn>arwen
>>544550941oh they're still working on this mod?
>>544549626Bad Trait.
warhammer never changes
Why the fuck is beastman auto resolve so terrible. A garrison of shitty empire units + an army of fucking archers is apparently too much for buffed up chariots,centigors and fucking cygors. I can once again vanguard deploy 6 inches behind them and right click my way to victory after a minute of "battle"
>>544551282Unbreakable+immortal+physical resistance outweights it heavily
>>544550941LOTR elves don't really make sense in a TW setting. They want to fuck off from Middle-Earth, not create empires
>>544551190they say a campaign beta about the war of the ring will be released this year
>>544550789How many more do you need?
how does one get slaanesh to like them
>>544551686They're so peak...
>>544551686FemOrcs, FemBeastmen, FemDowi, Slaneesh to not look so fucking retarded. etc
>>544551710pic related, except there isn't
>>544551498Cool. I'll definitely check it out.
>>544551449its a fucking videogame who fucking caresi bet you're the kind of guy who thinks 20-turn recruitment timers for elves is based because le realism (fantasy...realism...?)
>>544551840years later and I still find it hilarious that CA fixed Forge of Daith because Mandalore complained about it in his review
>>544550580i never heard of frog mongols
>>544551710No follower gets what they wantNurgle will never love them, Khorne will never respect them, Slaanesh will never desire them, Tzeentch will never be impressed by them
>>544551858>Slaneesh to not look so fucking retardedthere's a mod for that
>>544552543Everything MandaCHAD brings up becomes a key issue to CA
>why yes i do think 20 turn recruitment timer for elves is based how did you know?
>>544551946you assume I'm upset about it. I just made a point. I'll still try them out in the mod and in an eventual official TW LOTR game.maybe they can have a mechanic where they need to collect amber or a similar resource to be able to leave Middle Earth
Caravan ambushes are so cringe
>>544553864filtered
Can you imagine the shitstorm that would occur in dec 4th if it is not 40k?
>>544554114its star wars
>>544554114I would entertain that possibility but they had to do the lame background spoiler thing
>>544553515>eventual officialidk where you guys think capitalism is going but its notdevs dont spend money on development anymore for a reasonthe make-a-game apps only get better every day lol so whats the point
>>544554114Total War would be saved
>>544553923Oh boy i love mournfang cavalry hitting my units and them routing instantly before the cutscene even ends that's very fair and not a downgrade from WH2 when it let both armies act at the same timeI still won
>>544554182Meesa gonna take a huge pantha pooopoo over all 40kekarooooabbvlvlblvlvlvlvlvl
>>5445507892 more confirmed for 4th of December.Maybe more!
>>544554223wait what did they do
>>544554840CA dev chat thingDrop pod on the title card, Imperial aquilla or whatever it's called on a cushion in the back of their set
>>544554621>Brian Blessed is Gotrek.Could it mean...Boss Nash dlc?Or even better Clayton dlc
>40k game before WW1 gamehistorylets btfo
Still no proof saar.
>>544554975>GO-RILL-ASWe haven't even got monkey king yet.........
Waifubros it is time
>>544556531she's his sister
>>544554957post it
>>544556763
>>544556763Someone should make an Andy and Leyley edit of Miao and Yuan/Zhao
>>544555380>WW1 gameNo one wants this. You'll find out why with 40k
>>544537914>>544546318Really wish I saw the thread chain before I came to assumptions here.
>>544554272late-stage game development
>>544558201>Really wish I saw the thread chain before I cameSlow down bro
>Rohan>most indefensible borders in any TW gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2lItu9c3hQ
Well that was fun. Got a little tired of fighting Celts and Persians towards the end of the game though. After a certain point your economy just skyrockets and nothing is really a threat anymore. Might try Hannibal at the Gates next.
>>544559085hatg with dei is bretty goodvanilla is too easy
Damn gentrified orcs
>>544559954I tried dei at first but it was too hard, now that I've seen how easy the game gets though it might be worth trying to figure out
I wish Rome 2 had a Spartacus dlc. With single entity LLs like Spartacus, Gannicus, Crixus etc.
>>544562890
>>544562890Jupiter's COCK
>>544557570incest is bad dude
Is the Cathaybowl the new Lustriabowl?>Lokhir/Snikch/Zhatan/Vilitch>Minor factions that inexplicably survive for ages>Greasus on the sideline>Dragons/Gelt
>Dale>not rush sieging Ereborhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyvXp-xOgHg
>>544562890Only the first season was good. They jumped the shark with reviving Xena and other goofy shit
Admit it WH3 is boring
>>544565212there is several bowls in the game and it will only get worsethe map is too small for the amount of legendary factions and most areas are cramped
>>544565212Not yet, but assuming Dechala starts in the lower part between Cathay and Khuresh they've added like two years ago, or in Khuresh/Ind proper if they expand the map as they should, it will.
>>544565621nah it's fun
>>544565621Many are thinking this but these same many will buy and consume Slophammer 3 anyways kek
Whose TWWH's most iconic Minor Faction?
>>544566338Empire Secessionists because they only exist when you play Karl Franz and hes the most well liked and played character
>>544566017When the next historic title drops WH3 will finally die thank god this is the last one they gonna make fuck fantasy slop
>>544566726Either that, or one of the other minor Empire factions like Boris Todbringer or Marienburg. Everything else is incredibly forgettable
>>544566017thank you for post sirs
>>544566338Estalia.Who is the most iconic minor faction in any Total War game??
why no one worships order undivided
>>544567619iconic minor faction is kind of an oxymoron
>>544566726Can't believe they took the fort from them
>>544567794If you mean just worship most of the good gods, then people do that? They want healing, they pray to Shallya, they want luck, they pray to Ranald.
>>544566338varg
>>544567619Ashikaga, every campaign in Shogun 2 requires beating and capturing their capital, Kyoto.
>>544562890There was that mod, but its very easy.
It's 2017, Total War Warhammer is winding down, I'm watching histkeks seethe and predict the death of WarhammerIt's 2021, Total War Warhammer is winding down, I'm watching histkeks seethe and predict the death of WarhammerIt's 2025, Total War Warhammer is winding down, I'm watching histkeks seethe and predict the death of Warhammer
>>544565642>the map is too small for the amount of legendary factions and most areas are crampedOld World KINGS dont have this problem
Playing Odysseus is a double bladed sword desu, I like his units the most but I hate his mechanic of only being able to build up port settlements, his endgame ambushers are so fun to use, I quit Troonhammer 3 to try this out and its been pretty fun so far.
>>544568591the old world is flat and boring though, unless they updated it
>>544568575>1 (one) DLC for the whole year
>>544568575erm no sweety its different this time because the latest minor bug means some schizophrenic eceleb is totally gonna quit total war in 10 months or something!!!
Look at this and tell me autoresolve doesn't just pick a random unit to kill
>>544567619Syracuse
>>544569457Fantasykeks literally have 0 response for this
>>544569062I could never get into anyone besides hippolya desu
never mind unbreakable dreadlord who took 4 full minutes for peasant archers to kill and 3 black arc abilities on cooldown is dumb as fuck
>>544570945I like The Illiad and The Odyssey so its pretty fun to be on the side of the good guys (The Achaeans) and seeing the bros Diomedes, Ajax and Achilles willing to be on my side. They say Odysseus is "Hard" but the only hard part happens if you follow his missions which basically forcr you onto the frontlines rather than establish alongside the coastal provinces
>>544570868I like Fantasy. Dino's and Elves are cool
>>544570868To that can also be added the fact that WH3 is not even in the hands of the "real" CA anymore (for what thats worth) but in Sofias.
>>544571271>the only hard part happens if you follow his missionsyeah it's the same way for Hippolyta because you just want to reclaim your homeland but the missions take you all over the Aegeanmaybe I'll try the Achaeans whenever I get around to playing truth behind the myth
i play every race like wh2 countsblob and magici am better than you
>>544568575histkeks just mad they haven't been the target audience for years now and never will be
>Rhun>token non-mainstream factionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xqu6f0UXpo
youre a hairy lizardman
youre a lizard hairyman
youre going in me gut
What's the point of gladiators in Rome 2? Also holy fuck this new captcha is ass.
youre in me gut harry
>>544574208skill issue
>>544574208don't know about moid ones but gladiatrices are sexy so you should use them
>>544571053Can't wait for 40k TW with hundreds of guys shooting their bolters into a brick of a lord/hero and having it all bounce off their helmetless face.
This 40k meme is getting old.
>>544572201Id assume that game mode is also fine, kinda lame you cant have those units in the mythos game mode because the Sirens are apparently broken Slinger units and I really like their designs, I just really like having the mythological units while still mainly using Odysseus' main units because Warriors of Ithaca and Guerilla Ambushers are just really fun to use together>Warriors of Ithaca are super tanky>Guerilla Ambushers run fast as fuck and do a lot of damage>Hydra is a portable artillery piece
>>544574789I genuinely dont get how they gonna do automatic weapons in Total War for 40k. Like either you have to make the guns feel like shit and do no damage or everyone is in cover most of the time and you've turned it into Company of Heroes
>>544461114I like how the Victory system worked, obviously prioritizing certain achievements based on your faction, but also allowing more unique methods of earning points like Landmarks (I love landmarks they make the world feel more alive) and conquest of foreign lands.>>544472264Globohomo is the enemy of the whole world, too bad many countries think they can be the ones on top
