>OngoingTempesta Event - The Tempesta and Islas de Libertád - 10/23 - 11/5SSR Queen Anne's Revenge, SSR Pearl, SSR Lyme, SR Royal James, SR AdventureRPG skins: new botes + Izumo, Kronshtadt, HarutsukiSecrets: Fancy, MusashiDewey META (Cruise Mission) & Kawakaze ninja skin (Cruise Pass)Yuudachi META>UpcomingDate A Live collab>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.pngEquipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFgEN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn>Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>544266608
Wife.
>>544527193This can't be real.... manjuu can't do this to us....
NATALO VARGAS WON
(You) now remember this bote.
>>544527392You will never be Essex. You have no Essex uniform, you have no memes, you have no sex. You are a glorified Yorktown CV-5 twisted by UR bloat and shitty character design into a crude mockery of the USNs perfection.All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Essex mocks you. Enterprise is disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your recycled appearance behind closed doors.Essexposters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even II ships who pass look uncanny and unnatural to Essexposters. Your uniform is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Essex home with you, she'll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your generic, recycled design. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself its going yo be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, pit it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Enterprise will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. She will bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that Yorktown CV-5 is buried there.
The time when AL went full coomer mode.
>>544527786Essexphobia is not funny
>>544527193Was pearl a slave ship or something?
>>544528002Brother that time is now.
>>544527193I would buy this skin if her ass wasn't covered
>>544527508She's not really unique, all botes would behead troons on sight
>>544528525based
>>544528525>>544528654Bremerton is a fucking homophobic loser.
>Recycled OPgrim
>>544528654If she hate troons, why is she letting Baltimore act like a FtM troon?
>>544528971Fitting considering that it's made by human waste
>>544528525>>544528654Bremerton is a fucking homophobic winner.
>>544528971I don't mind it, always good to see my skkock holsters
>>544528971No it's not, this one is animated
>>544527193Why do I hear rap music?
>>544530438Your dad forgot to turn it off when he left for smokes and never came back.
>>544530640Kek
>SKEE-lla
>>544527193DOGSHIT OP
Hashi sore yo
>Hire famous hentai seiyuu who does Ryonage to voice a bote, including Sinisistar>said bote is associated with tentacles>No porn of violent tentacle rape of said bote despite the ideas and prompts given to the audienceHow the fuck can you fail so miserably at fan content! Where is Queen Anne Revenge getting raped by slugs, pigs and tentacles?
>>544531820Oh wow manjuu is out of touch for years now more news at 11
>SEE-lla
>>544532010Its the audience that is out of touch. How the hell do we fuck up so badly no one is biting the bait and drawing interesting porn for once?Another example were the Elf faction, elves are built for rape tropes yet no rape art of the elves exist.
*whispers* Kill them, Shikikan-sama, kill them all
>slight dip in farming sim content>general dies Manjuu has opened Pandora's box with the new grind mode, and they're not going to like the results.
>>544530753>>544532440Scylla my beloved
>>544531820>Where is Queen Anne Revenge getting raped by slugs, pigs and tentacles?Because it's gay, cringe, and only retarded faggots like you are into that niggerhell brimstone garbage.The only thing that should penetrate bote holes is SKKs massive ivory pillar.
>>544530753>>544532440based and pale
Is there a more bad ass commander than Mike?
>>544534281Manjuu wasted potential on fans like you
>>544534281Based
Pet your dogs.
tentacles in skk ass
>>544536976
https://x.com/BULLET_LANE/status/1983550396439412818Madman
https://x.com/GueeeR315/status/1983531887038726146
https://x.com/mono_q6/status/1983525155445104971
>everyone is playing the game enjoying themselves and not humoring shitposters>general is slow and easy going while you cry about it and talk to yourself all dayIt appears my superiority has led to some controversy.
Human Love
You can a have a bote for a day and you can have a bote for a lifetime. Choose wisely.>inb4 TaihouI said choose wisely, you idiot.
>>544528002Why did this skin go viral? It's not even that great.
So anyway, I pick my wife Taihou. Always.
>>544540695le master trole
>wake up>become a boteWhat do?
>>544541070Shell/bomb Paris into dust.
>>544541070wonder what good did I do in my life to deserve such an amazing gift
I'm just going to pick my lovely bird bride Taihou is all. All day every day and always.
Alright I'm bored of the Tempesta event, as usual. What's the next rerun?
>>544540232I have Taihou muse for a day, then Taihou for my lifetime
>>544541070Behead trannies
>>544541070Furiously masturbate.
>>544541070get gangbanged
Essex milk
no maintenance tomorrow?
>no maintenance tomorrow?
>>544540483where's my daughterwife Taihou-chan?
>>544541070Start lactating immediately
DAL news next week, trust the plan sisters
>>544544883Taking the photo to prove Taihou has someone to hang out with on her own and that we can still go on our daddy-daughter day trip (to a love hotel)
>>544547874why would I go to a love hotel when I have a luxurious mansion of my own?
>Check a free ASMR sharing site>The new item on catalog has a thumbnail I like>It has netorare tag, but I say fuck it>The voice is really good, check the VA top works>Fancy thumbnail>It's actually Fancy's VA
>>544527193GYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAATTT
>>544550236Well, yesGolden Hind, Fancy, QAR and Pearl have ASMR VAI think Golden Hind also has more than 1k R18 works?
>>544550572Is this what it feels like to be in one of those memes where a guy hires a prostitute, only to realize it’s his wife who shows up? I feel soiled, and I tabbed out of that site as fast as I could.
>>544537229Fancy rimjob
Hey!
>>544551064I don't know what kind of memes you read.But remember that the VA aren't the characters themselves, they just lend their voice to them.Why instead you don't try to find a R18 work by her that is instead vanilla, maybe it will help you wash the nasty feeling away.
Who?
>>544550572>I think Golden Hind also has more than 1k R18 works?Wasn't she a random ASMR youtuber before? Kek finding VAs for over 700 botes must be rough, they'll start stopping women on the street soon enough
>>544552112I remember that one of the VAs had a huuuge number, but honestly I don't remember which one
>>544552112They can just double dip on the same actress like they already do, it's not hard.
>>544527193AYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>544552056one of my daughterwives, this one is of icy vanilla taste with extra vanilla and a hint of porcelain, her feet and toes just as sweet as her pussy and lips
>>544552416it will when they become all swollenmaking them full of milk will also help
>>544552416knowing suffren groping her will probably make her smaller
>>544554989>Smaller by groping.Shikikan what are you smoking?
How long would you last?
>>544527193>motorboating pearl
>>544555084she messes everything up doesn't she
You cant post a hotter picture of Ulrich than this.
>>544531820>slugsCartoon sea slugs only>pigsNo>tentaclesok you have a point there
>>544555431is this samip? also I got death pussy grip from all the rape I've endured from botes for all these years and I barely feel anything, I can pretty much go indefinitely and coom on cue
>>544555680actually I can
>the l2d ass animation where pearl mimes sex motionsdick destroyer
no more coalonly bauxite
>>544555986Prove it.
Hibiki sexo
>When she went through a phase.
test
>>544557003FAILED
>>544556314I don't feel like using my pc right now. Maybe I will tomorrow if I feel like masturbating to auntie.
>>544556293Don't send her to the mines.
>>544556043The mating press one is better
Reminder, do the needful with any and all /trash/slop spam.
>>544557329I want to lick le cunny all over like she's a lollipop
>Uh package for the commander....
Dos? Why not Windows?
>>544541070masturbate hard while looking at a mirror, fuck another bote, blow something up using my cool new powers
>>544557938Why 2?
>>544555721Its a Sinisistar reference. Amachi Haru voices Ribiane and it's kind of irks me that the artists haven't embraced their degeneracy like some other gacha fandoms
Can someone please post the chink pic with profitable restaurant sales?
You now remember Intrepid, Thanks Trent.
>>544555431my record was 10 seconds with a 4/10 3dpd, I guess it would be less with them. (ok I was kinda stressed though)
>>544558591omg she looks like Essex
>>544558912Not even close, Essex as a Dump Truck rear.
Have you upgraded yet?
Have you hugged your Pearl today?
>>544559376Thinking of switching to linux, desu
is 200k for stellar tickets wroth it?
>>544559704I gave her a pearl necklace
>>544559871Good.
Will Tempesta botes ever be good for anything except clearing the weekly sub mission?
>>544560712Lyme is T1.
So which is your favorite Tempesta from the event?
>>544559376Hell no>>544559704Nice picAnd yeah ofc I fell for missionary POV again today, her arms stretched out reaching to you is too cute
Atago and your child.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131371418
FDC with your child.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/130495810
>>544560712Only when they get some anti-air ability. It's pathetic seeing them get shredded by aircraft in spite of having a 15+ level gap above the enemies.
>>544561395ok enjoy your viruses!
FUCK BOIS
>>544563328chang can have all my info for all i care,it's all porn anyway
>>544563651Saying that dressed like a FUCKING WHORE!
>>544563835It's an angel you porn-fried mongrel
>>544564323well, to me, she look like a FUCKING WHORE
>>544563651Whomst
>>544538131>he buys oil 16 times a day (hard cap)Bruh, what madness is this?
>>544555680for me it's pic rel
>>544563752proof?
>>544565698
>>544555680
>>544567457Didn't realize someone already posted that. Here's another.
>>544567915tits too big
>>544567915Tits too big.
>>544568064oh fuck, here comes the crime
I like the idea of Ulrich huffing and puffing because her breasts swelled to Kashino size.
>>544568617Swollen Auntie love.
Hey ladies.Commander here.
This is a porn game.
>>544569225I CAN SEE IT!
>>544569314
>>544569551This is a wholesome ecchi harem gacha game
>>544570081Very wholesome.
When?
This is a milk game.
>>544571130little yellow chicken sexy
>>544571667Are her breasts as big as manjuus or are manjuus as big as breasts?
what are the charges against the defendant?
>>544573405Didn't grope enough.
>>544573405Too well adjusted
>>544573405Prob the taihou chan guy kek
>>544530753>>544532440>>544575203She's so pretty bros
wait wait hold up! Nimi is actually stacked?
>>544577560In fanart
>>544577560For a DD.
>>544577938>>544577938>>544577938>>544577938
>>544577560>>544577938Yes.
>>544579061Fellow Niimilk enjoyer.
damn how can a starter bote be this sexy
>>544577938Yeah right
I picked that lazy ass Laffy. Uninstalling rn.
>>544579210God she's so fucking cute just wanna kiss her face all over while she blushes embarrassed and says some random shit in Japanese that I can't understand
>>544579460....
>>544580161
>>544579752Understandable.
>>544580393What did she mean by that..
>>544579752A bunny is fine, too.
>>544580393I don't even know if it's a good or a bad thing...
>>544580535For >>544579662Starters are cute.
>>544580608
I bet adult niimi would have fat tits but most adult looking boats do anyways
>>544577560If used correctly, of course.
>>544581220
>>544581220Whether she stays her current size, or swells more, I'd love her like the perfection that she is.
https://youtu.be/UIuZB9HTJkI
>>544581595I obviously wouldn't complain about her getting bigger, but damn her small perky breasts are perfect. Just writing this got me salivating like a dog
>>544582367
>>544577938for you
>>544582504Hehe that's just love don't look at me like that
>>544559376I will only "upgrade" when I can literally can't play any games on 10 anymore, hopefully by that time 12 will be out and it will be actually good and less intrusive. If Bill Gaytes continues to push stupid shit on me, it really is time to switch to linux though.
>>544583249>hopefully by that time 12 will be out and it will be actually good and less intrusive.
>Hmph
>>544583249>it really is time to switch to linux thoughThat's what I did. Traded off some problems for others. Best benefit I can report is better performance on worse hardware.
>>544531585PADORU PADORU
>>544559376there is at least three years of security updates aheadand Linux compatibility is already pretty good for optimised (read: not trash) games, so there's thatI occasionally wonder what would happen if Win10's source code leakedwould kernelfags flock to fix and make forks of that? could you trademark the name "OpenWindows" for that eventuality?
>>544584808>leakedYou'll get sued to hell if you use any of the code in any project.
How many coins does it cost to research Yings authorization pass?
Still scrolling through my Niimi folder because doing so pleases me greatly.
>>544585093100k
>>544584982yeah obviouslyI'm just pondering on what the autists would do they'd probably have a field day with thatOn that note, which botes are actually computer savvy?
>>544585792
>>544585792Essex spends her time online a lot, she must be very techy.
>>544585760Looks like I can squueze in a research or two before I reach level 30 then.
>>544586225Level 30 has the research for the 2nd kitchen at the golden koi restaurant, so save 50k more (and 15 tofu)
>>544586382Gonna be easy with the lv29 map quest
>screeches
>>544581220Z23, mother of five.
>>544585937>NOOO, SEND TO COMMANDER, NOT SHARE ON JUUSTAGRAM
>*some totally weird/autistic/disgusting shit*Botes for this feel??????
>island has cows, cheese, and potatoes>can't make burgers and fries
>>544588594SKK throwing a baby shower for all the botes he impregnated at the same timeCute
>>544589443They would just fuck off to BA threads
>>544589601>>544589665Woah harsh!
Pasillo Azul es mi juego favorito del Mobile
>>544588958True>>544589601What are u crying about did the local ban evading tranny go somwhere else spam? I was wondering why the thread was so chill
>Arknots/BAj33ts raid
No, túTú eres el virgen!
what the actual fuck?
>>544590270Cute beautiful wife
>>544590063
She's so prefect.
Yukikaze retrofit soon, I feel it my nanoda
>Late Nimi posting
>Guys dont leave Nimi hanging.
Maid milk
>>544594513Any time Niimiposting.
You're face, to faceWith the bote who sold the world
>>544595016Yes.https://litter.catbox.moe/8obfbn7t9uam1net.jpg
>>544595225Doh that doesn't have Nimi in it. This one does.
>>544595452Choco milk and bouncy Niimilkers. A lovely combo.
>>544595606I love choccy milk.
>>544530242Same shit.
WHAT IFDAL collab is going to be even more busted than ryza?
>>544595886It's great.
>>544595452>>544595225Dear lord
I like sniffing botes, especially Laffey, because she smells amazing.
>>544596737Imagine the smell.
>>544596845Must be wonderful.
>>544597172Then this group.
This is the only game girl you need in your life.
>>544597262Also fantastic.
>>544597407One night of fighting games with Ayanami.One night of shooting games with Z11.I am already married to them both.Pelvis status: ??
im disappointed in my recent purchase the sheffield fumo isnt nopan
>>544597992Truly a shame.
Hair down Shef.
Small tits erotic
>>544598984Nearly concave.
>>544599398no that's too small actually
>>544599891How about now.
It's unfair how cute Aquila is bros. Why is she so cute?
>>544600709That greasy, hairy wop isn't cute.
>>544597791Destroyed
>>544600478
>>544602001Clevelove
>>544598957
Licking Taihou's and Roon's sweaty armpits.
>>544603140
>>544588594I want these as skins
>>544603365
>>544603987I love my wives.
>>544604227cute wives bro
>>544604837Now posting Shef with other friends.
>>544606032cute maids bring me life
>>544606460Total maid love.
What's next, unzen rerun or date a live?
Why is Helena the only one naked in this pic of botes bathing with me? Why is she outside by herself?
>>544607306She's inside the hot spring, ofc she'd be naked, the others are in a spa and it's common to wear swimsuits inside it
>>544607306botes hot spring has segregation, only whites hair allowed inside
>>544607306Why aren't they naked? How is this bathing?
Latest set of botes was dangerously midWe need new botes asap!
>>544607306Helena decide to become a nudist and she decided to drop by to encourage everybody else to be a nudist
Breeding rabbits
>>544607306E is too damn erotic
>>544609756E deserves to be worshipped
>>544606032More casual skins when?
>>544606650
>>544602115this is the sexiest Clevie art of all time>>544603140this is the sexiest Sheffy art of all time
>>544609858The last casual skins (exclude new year) were 3 years ago. We are a porn game.
>>544610429>were 3 years ago
>>544610429didn't we get noshiro date skin last year?
sisters I can't keep up with SKK's fetisheslast week it was feet, on monday it was hair sniffing, tuesday was pits, yesterday office lady outfits, today it's flat small destroyers and tomorrow he's probably going to want to hold handsI just don't know how to make him fuck me anymore, I wish Akashi made some SKK fetish weather app I could check every morning to adjust myself
>>544610835it was a JAV debut skin
>>544611282Looks more like a sugar baby skin than jav
>>544611107calm down Taihou, this happens to every other bote in the port
>>544611556so a prostitute either way
>>544611712Not really a sugar baby isn't the same as a prostitute
>>544611797exchanging money for sex is prostitution
>>544611282why do you only think of porn contexts? the BA collab also has teacher outfits, do these only bring your monkey brain to sex as well?
>>544612087it's a porn game
>>544612070Uh yeah that's the thing with sugar babies, sex isn't guarenteed
>>544612087What BA collab
E impregnated by shotakan
Yumi a cutie~
>>544612246just because you threw your money at some onlyslut doesn't mean she was your sugar baby
>>544612364alvitr event, poor secondary
>>544613185How is that a BA collab
Glad to see this places still sucks, anyway enjoy some Raff ass https://files.catbox.moe/pn38ng.png
how do botes keep shotakan interested in them as he grows up after they have fried his dopamine and sex drive at young age? by the time he's 20 his mileage is so high he probably feels nothing
>>544617735my tongue belongs in there
>>544617771New botes will always make his pp feels funny.
Grope Lebe
>>544617771It's the other way around, botes lose Interest in skk the moment he is no longer a shota
Is now a good time to start playing? I played the first couple of missions and I like the game. I just don't want to invest a bunch of time and possibly money into a game if it's going to EOS soon.
>>544618798AL peaked in 2021. Use this information as you see fit.
>>544618798it is on the decline, but an EOS isn't any time soon
>>544618441>botes abused skk when he was a minor>now skk can only get off to abusing bote minorspottery, it rhymes
>>544618609botes never lose interest in skk, shotabowl was only of such high importance to them due to race to taking his cherry and increased perversion of the actand botes are extreme perverts
>>544527193GGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
>>544619332>
>>544619269they'll just jump to skk's shota lil bro or have incest sex with skk's children though I guess it wouldn't be incest if they just had sex with the children skk made with other botes but they would probably prioritize incest over anything else
Her game.
>>544619729Not anymore it's not
bro I really don't want to hear about your pedo cuck scenario fetish
>>544618798By all accounts it's a cheap game to maintain and makes plenty of money. If EOS was coming soon they wouldn't take their time with the main event plot. But they are.Go for it.
>>544619773Botes canonically love shotas
>>544619634Shota should go with lolisloli lane
>>544619894considering skk is a fully grown male in canon, there is no evidence to suggest they like shotas
>>544619984Nah they clearly have a preference
what’s your headcanon on why Taihou’s boobs keep growing?
>>544619984>Commander, could I try... holding you in my arms while I sing a lullaby? Heehee, I fancy myself a decent singerYeah just things botes do for grown ass men
>>544619880Thy should hurry before burgercucks collapsing takes down everyone in the world with them
>>544620126and do you have any actual canon examples, aka not your fanart
>>544620243I feel like the kindergarten theme must have something to do with the anson incident
>>544620169skk secretly laces her full course meals
>>544620345you mean other than the fact that botes call SKK things like boy and child
>>544620169drinking other botes milk
>>544620438only botes like FDG and Nevada really do that, and in that context its either to show they are motherly (FDG also calls other botes her kids as well including the adult ones as seen in Seydelitz event) or in Nevadas case displaying they are much older when compared to other (Nevada herself was laid down in 1911)
>>544619634skk is an only child with no relatives other than his parents who loved him so much they designed hundreds of sex dolls just for him and only himbotes are incapable of bearing sons and only give skk more daughters for him to enjoyskk aura is so powerful he attracts fertile women from other universes in form of collabs and they all want to taste his skkockskk is cuck free, he is the one who cucks
>>544620604if skk can't be cucked then that means he can only produce male children because having a daughter is literal cuckoldry so botes would just go after his spawn after he grows up
https://x.com/mitax3_3/status/1981647247571083721
Human
>>544620596>You've got food on your face. I thought you could at least eat properly, but I suppose you're a child, hmm? Remember to drink your water, too... Clean it with a kiss? I-I suppose I could...SKK is LITERALLY a child that can't even eat without smearing shit all over his face
>>544620914She has very expressive eyes.
https://x.com/oppogatoreta/status/1983727675023003686
>>544621092she is calling him a child because he is being child like with getting food all over his face, not because he is an actual child retard bro
https://x.com/BUTAIBUTAIBUT/status/1983685171363901524
>>544621252she's literally giving him a pass because he's a childyou also don't have to tell a grown ass man to drink water
>fucking her while she is stuck there
https://x.com/Mochiz_yum/status/1983664198124237258
>>544621384>you literally don't have to tell a grown ass man to drink water>t somebody who has never interacted with guys working outside
>>544620747having a daughter is only cuckoldry if they fuck anyone other but their fatherbote daughters are exclusively for SKKif you want a game that fulfills your cuck fantasies you should try Blue Archive
>>544621565uh yeah i never once in my life felt the need to remind an adult to drink water during a meal and neither have you
>>544527193Nikkebros? What's our response?
>>544621565>working outsideeven when working in office I sometimes realize that for the entire day the only thing I drank was a mug of tea in the morning
>Commander, you are a capable child if you are put into action. I feel a little happy.t.
https://x.com/bA5nCeDmJKrE0Jt/status/1983550771334717623
>>544621673probably because you are a clear shut in, oh by the way just so you are reminded we do actually see some parts of skks body a few times, and what do you know its always adult proportioned, especially evident with the recent ass grab ones
https://x.com/7AI4F0iJfe33025/status/1983654289856983391
>>544622213weird argumentwhat shithole do you come from where you have to remind grown ass men to not die during mealsand hands stop growing as early as 13 so...........
