>I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK>MH WildsWilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/scheduleTU3 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca1iBhq-C90 [Embed]TU3 Changes: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.030.00.00.htmlWhy (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg>MH RiseSunbreak TU Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/Hunter Connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570yArmor Set Search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=enMonster Weakness Database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/DLC Unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT>MH WorldIceborne Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653General Info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY>Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex>Where does /vg/ play?/mhg/ has its own squad in Wilds: RL9XQ7VMPost the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3Previous thread: >>544507642
Thanks for the hunts!
HALOWNE
Can we order our OP game info by sales numbers next thread?
>>544563340>>544563383Based game-playing chads.
Let Tokuda cook
This crap better be good.
When was the last time a fall-off like this even happened?Is Wilds actually the biggest flop in history?
I'm Yuyu Shockuda'd at these poor figures!
>>544507642>World focuses on adding some more Elders to the roster>People still only beg for Kush / Teo / Cham trio when 2/3 are complete dogshitmons and the other is married to a shitmon, and only care about Nerg / Velk because flagshipsNami and Vaal are well liked but still criminally underrated. Nami should be saved for the next underwater title, but Vaal would be a good standalone ED for Wilds G-Rank; give it a chance to brutalise some of the lesser monsters with it's lichdragon powers instead of being a lazy NEET in it's pile of corpses.
>>544563609Did he meme you into playing it? LmaoCunnychad
>>544563460cute
I love huntresses
>>544562992>>544563107why
>>544563536He's going to add TWO new brownoid spearchucking diversitytribes to the DLC! Wild's success is because of it's bone-chilling narrative and story segments!Hunting Monsters? Nah, that's just side-appeal.
>>544563691Shitting on Teo, Kush or Cham while praising Vaal, one of the most boring ED fights that ever existed, is hilarious.
monster hunter needs more black women and it's that simple
>>544563609I promise you it’s fucking great.
>>544564053>>544563929with big boobies and bum bums
>>544563714Yes.
>>544562992>>544564040Fuck I hit thread limit as the last reply now i gotta follow up or anon will never see my advice
>>544563642>numbersfaggotryHighest peak playercount of any game this year btw.
>>544564213god damnit i copied the wrong anon to message brb gonna kms
>>544563884The interest of more people means a greater market. A greater market attracts soulless corpos and greater commercialization. More people also means more casuals and a greater focus on generic appeal.There is literally nothing good about something you like becoming more popular.
>>544563609Off topic and idk why it’s here but this is a good game. The first game (Lisa: THE FIRST) is a mod for some dogshit puzzle game, allyou need to knowgoing into Painful is that Lisa kills herself in the first game. Lisa: The Painful is about her brother, Bradley. With that context you can now enjoy Painful and Joyfun.
>wildshit in your thread
Janthony is my new wife
>>544564050That's just like, your opinion bro.
>>544564356It's kind of embarrassing that the cope is always to point to launch numbers. Wilds is nowhere near those numbers now and it hasn't even been a year and the game is still currently being supported
Am I insane? I can make a 2P Zoh 3P Guts that has WEX5 AGI5 AB5 CB5 MM3, which of course comes with 2P Zoh so you have some passive healing, is there anything I can actually do to do more damage?Some Counterstrike here and there, I guess?
>>544564609get shit on nerd
>>544563884https://meaningness.com/geeks-mops-sociopathsReminder that 4chan predicted the sociopath youtubers that would come with World launch.
>>544564739wex isn't that good
Lick it, faggot
>>544564146It’s an indie game so its irredeemable dogshit to me on principle, but I played it when it came out like 10 years ago and it was admittedly enjoyable.
>xhe is seething
>>544564739>Some Counterstrike here and there, I guess?I only run 2P zoh on lance cause counterstrike is awkward to activate there but I'm considering picking it up there as well replacing the regen. It really depends on the weapon and how much counterstrike uptime you'd have.
I like Wilds
>3 Omega 2.0's on first successdamn this game really doesn't want me to play it huh
>>544564916who hurt you?
>>544564854Sure but it's still getting me to 75+ affinity, even if I replaced that with just Gore 2+Antivirus, it's not like I'd be able to sneak in more raw damage boosts. The fuck am I gonna add, Adrenaline Rush?
>>544565094Queen of Spades
We need more anime sloppa to save the general
our goty award.........
>>544565279Yes and they even nerfed it. If you didn't beat Omega on d0, it does not matter.
>>544564050>TeoPretty fun yeah.>KushalaUnfun aids mechanic, super effortless and boring fight when said mechanic is avoided.>ChamSoulful monster, fight itself is kinda meh. Has aura though.
>>544565094BBC ALERT BBC ALERT SNOWBUNNIES ON THE LOOSE
I really miss my boi Teo
>>544565487>nerfed it.wut
>>544564864im not into humans sorry
>>544565826what are you into anon
>>544565526Rise/SB Kush was fine but they gave it some of Alatreons move.
>>544565301Tbqh, imo Undertale ruined gaming as a hobby so indies must burn
So I was right in not buying Wilds. It's ubisloppa and not a REAL Monster Hunter game.
if you think about it...lagombi is a snow bunny with a fat ass...
>>544565329This but unironically
>>5445647392 piece zoh is useless
>>544565917world would also count as ubislop by your metrics
>>544565898nah skyrim did
>>544565979Why fren
>>544565487Pretty sure the only omega savage completion in mhg day 0 was behemoth copes group
>>544565762Technically being able to summon Chadius makes Solo Support a cakewalk but that's only until the festival ends
>>544565917>It's ubisloppa and not a REAL Monster Hunter game.this
>>544565895Eh, I thought Risebreak made Kushala a lot worse. And it completely ruined Chameleos by showing him on the map.
>>544566084skyrim just streamlined the rpg genre. undertale ruined gaming
>>544566090Because it heals measly 30 hp per minute?
I have less than 5 omega savage clears to this day
>>544566093All these chads are in /mhg/ history and should be mentioned by the archiver I wonder which arc we are into right now? Probably >sold less than Rise Q3 arc
>>544566183World/IB iteration is by far the worst Kush version partially cause of elder seal and the crappy aoe storms. Cham I only remember being a total pain in the neck in old gen. It had some annoying things in Rise/SB but that's about it. The theme being worse than the old one bothered me more honestly.
>>544566259utrune homos are largely self contained and the most offensive thing it ever did was just spawning sans undertale memes
>>544566421>RaeF
>>544565979Irrelevant, 2P zoh shia gives you Agitator 5 on its own.Being able to passively heal 1/5th of your HP without pots is just extra.
>>544566275cant you double it with recovery up 3?
>>544566635it gives you one of the easiest skill to slot in?! this changes everything
>>544566275It's better than 0!!!
>>544566535Oh yeah World Kushala is a fucking abomination. I’m comparing Rise Kush to 2nd and 4th gen. I only fought World Kushala once or twice because it was so bad.
>>544566421Agreed, so theres:Todd HowardAnthonythe behemoth copeRaewho else
You don't pay taxes. You are being robbed, raped and suppressed by the government. Your labor, achievements and dreams are stolen from you at gunpoint.
>>544566882>Todd Howardwhere?
>>544565917did you buy world/iceborne by any chance?
>>544566183risebreak kushala is fun because you can actually poison it, also doesn't severly punish elementbreak meta since status trigger/buildup boost raw meta exists to dunk on it
>>544567029I know he was there
>>544566807Fair enough. 4U and Gen I played the last time over a decade ago but I agree Kush wasn't really interesting if you brought poison. It isn't exactly special in Rise/SB as well but coming from IB it was a huge improvement.
>>544565728BBC Squad Beta you are clear to BLACKED I repeat you are clear to BLACKED we have a visual on spadebunny target.
>>544566747recovery up 3 only adds 30% extra healing
>>544566421[THE OMEGA PLANETES AND THE DOOM OF MHG]33/50 online midweek/mhg/ buckbroken by Omega3 clears d0List posting kills /mhg/Sloppa takes over OPSpammer meltyQ3 sales destroys /mhg/Wilds selling less than Rise -- you are here --
>>544566941As opposed to rent and usury which aren’t theft because you can pretend they’re optional. Listen buddy I don’t care if it’s you or the guild taking my plates and tails, I’m getting them back either way to upgrade my gear.
let's all be doomers and numberfags like the retards on twitter instead of playing games we like
>>544565329>>544565094>>544564864>>544565728Built for big black NIGGER dickBuilt for big black NIGGER dicBuilt for big black NIGGER dick
>>544567310so it'd would be 40 hp per minute. It kinda works on lance if you can block or counter everything but that's about it.
>>544566421>All these chads are in /mhg/ history and should be mentioned by the archiverno?all these fags are the reason lumu is dead with their weirdo behaviorsthat's why actual good hunters became solo huntersand if the so called archiver wasn't a huge fag he would just mention Anon and if you don't understand why you don't belong here
>>544567395That's why we should not engage in shitposting, condemn namedropping and ignore the spammer whose purpose in life is making this general unusable for some reason
>>544567395But I’m waiting for the DQ 1-2 remake to finish preloading before I can resume my Rise playthrough. It doesn’t let me download with the game open.
>>544567395I can simultaneously play League of Legends and also be a doomer and numberfag thoughbeit???
elder rompopolo will save wild
>>544565094Get blacked bitchGet blacked bitchGet blacked bitchGet blacked bitchGet blacked bitch
>>544562029the japanese stock (9697T) was basically flat for the daydown 6 points or 0.14%5 day is still up 1.34%
I wish I was home playing a game I like with the people I like playing with
>>544567596seething cuz bad lol it's ok anon barely anyone else did beat it
Huntress who were built for big black kinoZaAnaxCiaCalieWLXAiteannLilyRae
>>544567639Anon, do you wanna talk about your mental health?
>>544567775so anon was lying. stocks did not collapse
>>544567681Nice. Love that squealer.
>>544567918cute! do you look like this???
Move to real thread>>>/gif/29711214>>>/gif/29711214>>>/gif/29711214
>>544566421Shit dropped at 1 or 2am in EU on a Monday. I would have gone for a d0 clear if I had the whole day on a weekend but not on a work day.
>>544567918i look like this
>>544567986yes even after the >soft report it dipped a couple percent on the day but had recovered within a week, probablyyou can check the stats yourself
>>544568231hi cutie...
>>544567395What if that game I like is Wilds?
what if you didn’t d0 it because you were busy but you solo’d it week 0
>>544568506Shame she doesn’t look like that
DQ 1-2 remake has finished preloading so I’m going to play more Rise now. I’m 3 hours in at 4-star village working on sub-camps listening to Powerwolf. AMA
>>544568598You'd be in the same category as Aitean
>>544568493are you my wife
what if they cancel wilds expansionand give us GU properly ported instead?
>>544568941that would suck ass
What happened to her? She stopped posting
>>544568941gu ported would be cool but you can play that on ryujinx right now with online at 120 fps
>>544568941that would mean someone's at capcom is actually smartso it's not happeningporting most old games with a steam multiplayer layer would work, or an hosting/server browser system like old games
i would unironically play GU again if they ported it to steam
sad to say but worlds really did kill this series
>>544569186She got raped and killed by a pack of thugs. As they were beheading her she was cumming hard, knowing she was one of many sacrifices for the Blvck New Worlds Order
Can't wait for the same cycle of previous updates:>update is out>breaks all mods>cheaters get stomped by Gogmazios without cheats>the milisecond that mods are working again /mhg/ gets inundated with bragging posts of how Gogmazios is a joke and easier than MH4U
>worlds
>>544569508yeah basically
>>544569508I remember T2 not breaking my mods T3 on the other hand I had to do a clean re install and missed like the first 12h. I will never forgive crapcom for this
>>544569919>This page has been removed because of a takedown request.whos the artist pls i wanna goon
>>544569919Damn this got deleted instantly. Of course, since its actually good and not bbc porn, which stays up for hours. Figures
can risen elders save wilds?
I hate rise fans
>>544570116jannies are confirmed faggots
>>544570405ah yes morlo morlo morlo bbc huntress bbc bbc bbc goon goon goon cock huntress goon bbc morlo ricie
>>544570718I didn’t even know here was a bot for it. Wild(s)
>>544570730kek! now that's more like it
>>544570336you're mindbroken lmao
>>544565312You can literally use LP with 2p Rey then have room for more skillsIf you're blocking and countering and shi you probably hit that 130hp pretty quickly during LP cooldown
>>544570718damn how come i never heard of this artist before
>>544570901>>544570718My knees….. i’m…. KNEELING
>>544570894
>>544570901/mhg/ is SAVED
it's uphttps://youtube.com/watch?v=FJF8oD_5c_w
"some people think, on the internet, that aliens came to earth and created humans... The annunaki. And that's a really stupid idea"Brilliant
>>544569196Emulation is soulless
>>544572927This. I wanna give capcom money
>bite the bullet and install Wilds on Linux>try proton 10 beta>shader caching crashes 3 times>have rtx 3060, tried my old saves and it seems to work except for the occassional vertex explosion in the plains>try proton experimental>need to cache shaders again>so this is the power of Linux gaming...Joking aside is there any tips for latest goyvidia drivers and best performant proton version or any magical command line parameters?I suspect not so many people here are using Linux. I shouldn't but I did it anyway.
I still haven't booted up Milds since the Lagi updateI will not hunt Final Trashtasy "monsters"Milds deserves to sell like dogshit that it is
>wilds still has not made it into famitsu jp 1m sales recordLMAOOOOO
>>544572757annunakis are cool. why are you like this. add me back already.
people say poison trivializes kush in old games but I can never manage to kill it before the poison runs out and I can only bring so many poison knives.
Just took a monster hunter wilds
>>544573175Did you watch the Chinese guy already or not?
>>544573143yeah in japanese sales it's sitting between Dos and Tri
>>544573120>Joking aside is there any tips for latest goyvidia drivers and best performant proton version or any magical command line parameters?Sell your piece of shit nigvidia gpu and buy an AMD gpu. I've tried months of coping with a 4070 but it doesn't get any better. Nvidia is just shit
>>544573210you need a better uptimethat said a windres build would be a safer investment
What if I beat savage omega 2 hours into day 1
>>544573738Kek you always post this. I love you anon, you are good to me and that's what matters
11 million?NEVA EVA NEVA EVA
>>544573426how about you add me and find out
This is the only quest mhg would be okay with.
>>544574047What is the reddit dad saying?
>>544573491But what if I don’t want to buy a new 1000w PSU because the 300w amd gpu randomly spikes to 500-600
>>544567050worse he boughted rise
>>544573491I know nvidia drivers in Linux are pretty dire, it's been pretty much a learning experience - it's ~4 weeks since I switched over and erased my Windows partitions.. I am seriously thinking about changing to AMD. Anyways seems like Proton Experimental is the best, or at least the vertex explosions ceased at least for now.
>>544573891But I need to move on from you
someone buy me rise if its so much better than wilds
>>544574341>filenameYou’re a retard incel, no thanks
>>544574341Post steam and Vocaroo of you meowing and calling me daddy
>>544574232>I know nvidia drivers in Linux are pretty direIt's not that at all. It's Capcom who can't program for Nvidia GPUs for shit. All they know is AMD GPUs which is what's in consoles, too. There was literally no difference for me between Windows and Linux with my 4070, other than 1 exploding vertex in the desert but also slightly better performance on LinuxYou will never get good performance with anything that isn't a 4080ti or better. AMD is way cheaper and works better. I'm sorry.
>>544574341You would like Rise, it's made for dummies like you with very little mental strength.
>ricels refuse to contribute to their cause when their bluff is calledkek
>>544563213is there any way to check latency to the quest host/ other players in vvorld?
>>544574270the best way to move on is to accept me as a friend
>>544573210make a weapon with poison attribute
imagine being tokuda and being known as the guy who made wilds lmaooo
im a birdmaxxing bugpilled ricel
>>544575108But then you won't say I love you to me anymore
im a bbcmaxxing bnwopilled snowbunny
>>544564864Yes ma'am!
>believing in space and ayy lmaos
>>544575513why did they call it rog?
>>544575513Please don't bully she's just a dumdum kiddo
>>544575673this random ass basedjak made me laugh so hard
>>544575513SF6 is dogshit
>>544575363since when is it not allowed to say 'i love you' to a friend?
If you think that jak is funneh you gonna die with this one.
>>544575513>slime rusher dicks
>>544576213Friend.... with benefits?
whats goin on guys its ya boy jon
>>544576213When you can't read the room. It's ok to say ilu or labyu or love ya when it's bidding farewell. It's ok to say omg i love you when replying to something exciting or something done for you.But when you say it out of the blue then you're an idiot
>>544576469I kneel. How many at udras have you beaten lately in monster hunter ?
>>544575513>>544575603you say this, but look at the window in the picture...
*adds you on steam*
>>544576762zero, i literally cant stop quadruple carting
>>544576618See :) even mhg knows I am correct
>>544575513The sad thing is this is how I think unironically.
>>544576967But you said it knowing full well how the other party would perceive it. So that's on you
>>544576967i never said it out of the blue.>>544576431is this what you want?
Can you imagine what it's like to be a wildsjeet? You just wake up every day to get btfo. It's not a life worth living
>>544577640But enough about world and rice
>>544577403I don't think it's sad. I think it's cool. Especially if you can stick to your beliefs. Like wild enjoyers.They don't care whatever faggotry the risecels throw at them. To a wildschad it just passes through them. Because they are that based. Wilds can have 1 copy sold for the next quarter and the wildschald would still enjoy living life to the fullest and hunt gogmazios on september after giving gifts to family members while the risecels spam /mhg/ with stupid stuff.
>>544576802*unfriends you on steam*
>I'll pretend to be innocent and that nothing happened, including "that"lol
>>544565312>>544570894I was wrong. Using craftable charms, WEX5 with LP as bonus skill is better than LP5 with WEX as bonus skill on average.L*nce is so cucked that trading certain 3-slots for 2 or more levels of 2-slots doesn't really work.You don't have offsets or hyper-armor for CS, you can't get Resentment at-will like GS, you can't forego crit to rawmaxx like GL or HHWith AB4 on your charm it doesn't really look like you can add LP as a bonus skill anyway and Zoh bonus doesn't directly add to your damage.You can switch to Omega bonus to fit the exact same skills except you get FREE* damage in multiplayer. You also get CS2 for FREE* but with questionable value unless you abuse rocksteady, I guess.
I think I might kill myself. Wilds haters were right. I'm so embarrassed and ashamed I defended wilds. I'm nothing.
>>544577818You’re going to kill yourself
>>544578208It's okay bro there's always time to repent. You don't have to be a wildsjeet for life
Made a lot of shit moves that cost me dps since I was healing too often, but A rank is A rank.
>>544578208You definitely should imo. Or play Rise (the best monhun since XX) and be forgiven when you admit it’s peak
>>544578208*power clashes your post**mashes Y**pushes your post on its back*
The fuck is wrong with Youtubea third of MH recommended videos are just AI channels
>>544578501algo is slowly pushing for more and more AI sloppa, and these "people" create like 50 different accounts that all post the same shit, so it gets oversaturated
>>544577834innocent about what? they're all real
>>544577640why would I want to imagine that
>>544578501A majority of the internet is bots you dumb fuck
So, I was in jail for 6 months (indecent public demeanor) and returned back to Wilds. Made a new save just to celebrate this.Did they change any of the weapons eg. debuffed etc, any tier list? Not that this should matter because game is still piss easy.
>>544578727You know exactly what I am talking about..you lewd girl
>>544579138Let me guess you took a wilds in public
>>544579264This is how I imagine Rae
how do we save wilds
>>544579402Only teostra can save monster hunter Wilds
>>544579402We accept the flop, learn from it and move on
>>544576313Literally me when I play Rise.
>>544579138Guns got a massive nerfMounting got a massive buff
>>544579402sexy monsters
>>544579595>Mounting got a massive buffThe damage?
>>544579402Some people are still coping that wilds doesn't need saving.
>>544579595Oh yeah I do actually remember now, GL was pretty busted but in a good way.
bros when are we getting azure rathalos, pink rathian, emerald congala, copper blangonga, yian garuga and monoblos?
>>544580009Hopefully never. I don't mind the metal raths tho
>>544579184and? that doesn't change what i said. l’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
>>544580076I really enjoy the metal Raths, honestly. They're the only time the Raths have been fun for me to hunt. They're usually just punching bags.
>>544580009Weren't azurelos, pinkian, and garuga in world? No idea why emerald conga isn't in wilds. Copper blangonga is portable exclusive I believe and has never returned outside of FU. Monoblos might never return sadly
>>544579402Some sort of a immersion mode that makes it into an actual Monster Hunting game
>>544580395Your broken tents?
>>544580351They, for some reason, don't want to do variants (of any kind) even though they made an ENTIRELY new form of oc donut steel variants for several monsters anyways. They have tons of stuff they could add from either of the two preceding games and choose to just not.
>>544580157It took you 10 min to come up only with this ? You used to be better desu Well if you do "that" with your "friends" seems like I dodged a bullet after all and I took the correct decision
Just kiss already
>>544580605it was just a reference that tell you that i watched the video... monad is love. why are you so emotional. can you just say that you hate me already
Wounding is so fucking cool, hate that the mechanic is stitched to focus mode. I hope they find a way to keep it in the future while getting rid of focus shit.
keep it to your fagcord, losers
does this retard think that anon is me kek
FUCKING GAMER FUCKING DAD GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>>544581061i literally have to log off now to take care of gamer dad duties not sex this time
>>544580705I wish, but something something family something something I can't Didn't pay much attention desu
nice thread huntards
>>544581109MY LOINS HAVE PRODUCED OFFSPRINGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH gamer dad
>>544581271you're so mean.
did the copes break up?who's name is going to be copied next?
>>544579402Euthanasia.
>>544580705i wish, but something something social acceleration something something look back on with a smiledidn't pay much attention desu
>>544581398No, YOU are mean..
>>544580186Silverlos in icborne was brutal. Idk how guys hunt it without IG.
You sound like some bitch he ain't called back>>5445817489* Xu Wu when
>>544582032pierce bowgun go brrrrr
>>544563642
>>544581978are you done now? is it out of your system? you can add me if you want to vent, you know
>>544582032I felt comfortable hunting him with every weapon
>>544582384After this >>544581809I am legitimated hoping you die. I am glad you can't play anymore
tfw no threadwife to have cryptic arguments with
>>544582506>>544581271so you can do it but i can't. good you hate me for real this time. i hope you finally move on.
>i hope you finally move onWell, you ARE still blocked after all this time even after baiting me
>its ok that i bully you i know you still want me so just add me>abusive behaviorWatch out guys we have a Mizkif here. Be careful boys he might groom you into his next "girl"Trannies I swear.
>need to blockyou are so fragile. hate me more pls
>>544582979fuuucking kill yourself
I'm a father who participates in the interactive medium. I feed my kids frosted flakes. I'm a fucking GD. You know what that stands for? GAMER DAD
is this wilds endgame
fragile as your 4090
>>544583086Do you prefer Rise or Wilds?
Seems like Capcom updated Alma's model.
>>544583217Wilds obviously. The seikret can autopath to the monster while I hold my son.
I HOLD MY SON WITH TWO HANDS BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING GAMER DAD. WE MUST BE BETTER MEN.
i honestly though we were teasing around. i didn't expect you to get mad and take it seriously. i'm genuinely sorry. i'll stop.
>>544583387nigga think he slick
>>544583441*your wife's son
Gay and retarded thread
>>544583387morl
two hands on my son no hands on my controller no need for interaction yuhi am watching cutscenes while my little girl's in the strollergamer dad that's what i am
I used to love youNow every day I hate you just a little more
Can you literal women shut the fuck up
>>544585185I am a girl
Oh btw, did you guys know that in the Rotten Vale, Savage Jho literally spawns out of the ground like eels used to do?
i'm a pretty girl :3
I used to think of you every dayNow I just think of you every minute
ey check it MC gamer dad on the sceneyuh Responsible father I don't go out for wylk Said my word is my bond yeah you know I don't bilk Games you know I don't play but I must consume them File my taxes on timetake care of my children I am say it with me now I am scream it with me now THE TARGET AUDIENCE yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...and that's real....MC gamer dad out
>>544583806kek
whens tonfas
>>544586980No way that's real. You can't train a cat to do that. They're too indifferent.
i'd rather play wilds then tekken 8
>>544586980accel axe would be cooler, the only run attack we have is lance charge
>>544587191that cat is stressed and is in fight or flight you can't bother them too much
We have to stay alive, because we have to see how the story ends.
Breaking news: Reports of a musical phenomenon taking the world by storm. He calls himself MC gamer dad and he has more than just the kids tuning in. We go now to CBS correspondent Janthony on the scene. Janthony: That's right martha we're in times square for the long awaited first public appearance of MC gamer dad himself. Let's see what the audience is feeling right now. Audience: AAAAAAHHH GAMER DAD AAAAHHH WE LOVE YOU SIGN MY COPY OF WILDS AHHHHHHjanthony: as you can see martha the excitement is palpable and in just a moment we'll see the man the myth the legend himself*music starts playing* Audience: HE'S HERE AHHHHHHJanthony: and here we go mc gamer dad is taking the stage let's tune into what he has to sayMC Gamer Dad: I want to thank each and every one of you for showing out today. I really love my fans but I also want to say I love my children and my wife who I impregnated to make them. I want to be the voice of those of us with no time to game but who still want to participate and influence the gaming medium. We are the downtrodden and we will succeed if we stick together I really believe that. Much love and keep raising the next generation they're our future. MC Gamer Dad outJanthony: well there you have it Martha the crowd is electric after that speech and frankly I'm ready to have children myself haha back to youMartha: What a wonderful story. When we come back we'll talk to modder specialist doj on what your goon mods say about you.
>>544587512we'd have both by now if the mh team weren't gay
I put too much effort into my shitposting and you guys frankly don't appreciate me
I get banned for saying let the bbc hit the floor but this shit is fine?
>>544588030I prefer the low effort quantity over quality method of shitposting
I appreciate you, Anon.
>>544588258>>544588339fine fine ill get back to regular programming BBC!
Honestly the fake relationship drama is one of the finest shitposting in recent times desu.
Hey guys I'm a newbie looking to get into monster hunters and I just want to know which ones you guys think are worth playing. Thanks in advance
Remember to say it to your hunting buddy when you have the chance. It might be your last.
>>544588763skip world and wilds play 3U
>>544588763Pick a random one (except rise, its complete shit), they're all good (except rise).
>>5445887633U is dogshit play 4U
>>544588763Only play rise ignore the rest
>>544588763Monster hunter suck. Go play souls games instead.
>>544588763gaming sucks do drugs instead try tranq
rae sama please let me buy you a new 4090, i need you back asap to step on my ballsPuhleeease
>>544588763Do black tar heroin instead it's really good
>fatty repel bricking my in-game savedamnit
>>544589449How the fuck?
Okay guys I'm on black tar heroin now...I ran out of money though... Should I steal from my grandma or my gf to get another hit?
Rathalos is cool and all but nothing beats the elder that made MH a house hold name world wide.It's funny how such an edgy teenage design ended up being such an iconic design.
>nerg is iconic LOL
>>544589323do this but fire up Dos while you're at it as well
More iconic than your desperate search for an MH girlfriend.
>>544590049I am the MH girlfriend :3
>>544590049diablos with spikes
>>544589786is he coming to wilds bros?
when are we getting shaggy? or chaotic?
>>544590193You act like that isn't cool as fuck
Rathalos is cool and all but nothing beats the elder that made MH a housssshHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIt's *pffft* funny... ok I'm ready now... how such an edgy teenage design ended up being such an iconic desigNAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>544590306NOOOOOOOOOO
>>544590223Do you really want to fight another magala in cliffs?
nerg would lose to chatacabra
>>544589786too bad his fight is asshopefully wilds can beef him up and make him faster since we have focus mode now
>>544589529don't know, I guess it is because there's no real memory stick to save repeled fatty data but then Garuga repel didn't do this way back in LRI tried going back to pre-fatty repel attempt and it's still working fine
1.08
You guys are mean>>544590097Transitioning doesn't make you one.>>544590217Nergi will definitely return in Wilds G. He will wipe the floor with all the guardian elders.
>>544590603I've repelled fatty and that never happened to me. Maybe you accidentally messed with the save file?
>>544590551You guys keep saying this but back in 2018 you all wouldn't stop crying about his AT version.
Fuck your huntress
>>544590819are you using real thing or emulator? do you use emu savestates?
>bean toe paws clip through gore DBsdogshit jeet developers
>>544591017Emulator and no I don't use save states. I just play normally.
*goons to your huntress*heh...
>>544591153maybe it's that then, I used it to test something I looked up online and someone pointed out that savestates messed shit up sometimeslesson learned, I guess
>>544591156based mush
after at nu udra, omega is so ball bustingly hardhonestly, i can imagine gog being super difficult too if he has his mustard bomb equivalent along side some movement inhibiting statusand hes for sure gonna have a wipe phase with the lazer on his back
>>544590981my queen, (PLEASE) save this sorry general
>>544591992me with guard up 3+ offensive guard 3+ guard 3+ defense boost 7 when he fires the laser beam
That's my gf tho.>tfw she slams me through the bed and then tackles me
>>544592583*escaton you*
Guys..... we are a happy couple again Thank you for your attention
>>544592583lazer beam is easyits when he hits you with lazer swipe>bomb>lazer swipe>bomb>lazer swipe>mini omegas>bomb>charge attack is when you fucking just die as a tank
what was world y1 sales?what was rice y1 sales?will wilds even beat their y1 sales? or be stuck at sub 11m?
*is the biggest pile of utter dogshit in your path*
>>544593782post at nu udra time and i'll tell you
>>544593782Wilds is looking like it'll need 6 more months to hit 11 lmao
>world>I'm sure I got 4 fucking KOs because the rest of the team was doing no damage>le slingshot x6 highlight :)))))))))god modern crapcom is so cuckeddo these highlights still exist in milds?never forget these cowards removed the damage dealer one so to not hurt shitter's feefees (or made it almost impossible to get)
>>544594223yes but now you'll get credit for doing 1 sneak attack
Thanks for helping me with my dailies!>>544592229Two steps in saving /mhg/1. Play Monster Hunter Stories 2 NOW2. Pre-Order Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection3. Hunt!Also is it me or is this some Mandela Effect. Isn't it Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of FREEDOM? I just did a quick google of it and it's apparently MHS2: Wings of RUIN??
>>544594357My 2 shitter wives (brown)
tokuda really wants barrel bowling to be a thing for some reason
now that the ash has settledwhat do we think of at nu udra?personally i like his gear
crash your games NOW
>>544595827lmaolmaooootoo late fuckers
Guess who I just randomly found on twitter
>>544595827>It also enables report data to be sent immediately to CapcomIt...didn't before?
>>544595189**** why are you wearing a skirt
I'm getting back into GU after years of not playing any MH gamesI've historically played Lance/GS/HBG, recommend me a weapon+style to try
Arch Tempered Xu-Wu is going to break the game when it's gamma armor comes out.https://youtu.be/mn4B25Sidp4
If Ryozo wasn't an incompetent nepo hire, he'd trash Milds and release the HD collection
8 minute clear :)
>>544596456valor gs is apparently one of the best but i've only played cb so i'd recommend adept/valor/alchemy cb
I wish the Wilds killscreens were better. There's always some kind of effect blurring the screen.
>>544596497>Arch Tempered Xu-Wuhow do we tell him bros?
>>544596497for me it's Arch Tempered Odograron so I can make use of his armor skill
Rise fucking won
>>544596698If there's an Arch Tempered Nu Udra and and Uth Duna when they're both shit monsters why wouldn't there be a Xu-Wu?
>>544596586>I wish this blurry game doesn't have even blurrier kill screen Put something more realistic on your Christmas list, anon
>>544595827>multifaceted plan They're hyping the performance update so they must have some fixes at least.
>>544596205>all the previous crash reports since OBT literally didn't do anythinglmaoooooo
>>544596817Xu-Wu is not an apex. The only ATs left are Jin and Ark
>>544596823Realistically i would say they found some way to stop the game from crashing so much. Don't think they can do anything about the blurry, frame gen and innate stutter caused by a gorillion shit load everytime everywhere all at once Which, let's be honest, not up to standard at all
>>544596823yea them saying they didnt have shit for data 1 month away from the patch got me all hyped
>>544596953god AT Ark sounds annoying
>>544596823they've been hyping it since tu2 or earlier right? i doubt its gonna be much but they seem to have at least some confidence in it
>>544597016I really doubt they'd hype the performance update so much if it added like 5 fps. There has to be something of substance. I'm just wondering if there's a trade off. >we fixed performance but now the game looks worse
>>544596953can't wait for Jin's already annoying ice blast hit confirms to be ramped up to 11 and arkveld to shit out even more aoes
>>544593821>i can't aim, the post
>>544597180game already looks like its from the ps2 according to shitposters, how much worse can it get?
Hello everyone, Yuya Tokuda here. I have been listening closely to your feedback and I am pleased to share an exciting new update that will bring even more depth and replayability to the game. Starting with this update, all forged weapons will feature randomized tiers: Common, Rare, Epic, Mythic, and Legendary. Each tier will offer distinct stat variations and percentage bonuses to further diversify the hunting experience.This system is designed to encourage greater experimentation and competition among hunters, ensuring that every forge feels unique and rewarding. We believe this new feature will add another meaningful layer of complexity and excitement to the game. Thank you for your continued passion and support for the Monster Hunter series. Happy hunting.
>>544597278ps1
Imagine being one of the 10 million world wide retards who rushed out of the door to buy Wilds fucking LMAO
>>544597180if they didnt have data before theres a pretty good chance they worked on something unrelated or way off the mark its really a coin toss from here
>>544597554You just know tokuda rages the fuck out in private when he's in his office. >GODDAMN GAIJIN NO BUY MY GAME?! I MAKE THEM SUFFER! RELEASE 20 STAR GORE!!!
If Rise is so good, why do shills need to constantly shill their dead game and attack everything else?
what went wrong?
>>544598210Rae looks like THIS?!
>>544598210wilds is still in early access until the expansion releases
>>544598210UOOOOHHHH CUTE REDHEAD SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE!!
Anyone else lost all interest in Wilds with the FF collab? I can't even get hyped for Gog or even the expansion anymore, everything past the collab feels so tainted now.
>>544563642Heh... let's just say us RiseGODS rise to the challenge. Not that a mildssissie would know
>>544597935Nah, he doesn't seem like the type, probably just goes home and cries himself to sleep. He absolutely takes it in silence when his bosses demand explanations for the lackluster sales tho
>>544598610Did you feel like world was tainted after behemoth?
>>544596456>I've historically played Lance/GS/HBGwe got ourselves a block boy over here needs his block or he carts little block boy
>>544598645he was like that before world but after world and rise he became a gloating anime villain
>>544598717yes>safi hind behind the rock>alatreon escaton>fatalis scripted shrades demise spectacle
Literally haven't crashed in 400 hours.Just werks on my machine.
RiseGODS
>>544599194You WILL love final fantasy xiv and you WILL like it
>>544596512sorry i messed up the rock dropi forgot his sleep animation is so long
gog will have enmity and ig will be bis because its the only weapon that can mount his front
>>544599334We're gaining power...I can feel my ki increasing
>>544598717Kind of, yes. I never played the game again nor bought Iceborne, but that was partially me getting disreacted by other games so can't say for sure.
>>544599151t-that's not true! I've also dabbled in CB, GL and SnS-FUCK
see if you can handle this wildsjeeta!KAAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The grand call of the wound pop sings to me like a siren when I equip a bow. When I see those spots glow with R2 held down, I get a little excited, not gonna lie
you just know tokuda wants to steal risens for himself
I felt bad for the arkveld, it was stunned for half the hunt
>>544599787try something with adept
>>544596456Switch bros??
>>544599898i hate youdie
Tokuda is based and mhg is gay
will christmas get wilds across the finish line to 11m or are the switch 2 kids getting rice instead
Tokuda is gay and /mhg/ is gay
>>544600281wilds sold 140k between june and september, no fucking way they will reach 11m lmao
I am gay
>>544600598accepted it
>>544595827>fucking over 8 months for crash reports to give more info and go directly to Capcom>repeating yet again that the promised rapture is coming for TU4Lmao, guess those sales are starting to pay off.
lanceGODS up in here
>>544600724kek when you put it that way it really seems like they won't fix shit
>>544596205I think they wanted you to send an email or something lol.
>>544600598>>544600732noticing
>>544600269Suck my dick nerd, the wounds belong to me now
there's nothing ruder than flashing a monster that's being mounted.
>>544599898I just end up breaking them all with wyvernfire.
>>544600959is gypceros still immune to flashes in wilds?
>start of Phase 3 Fatalis online>go to right side ballista to get ready to bind him>GS gets him to land immediately and breaks his head just as I shoot the binder, which ends up canceling his stun animationreeeeee
>>544600959I remember way back in 3U I killed the Brachydios the rest of the lobby wanted to capture on purposeGot out of there with a pallium right before getting kicked
>>544600851they have 1 months lmao, people are delusional if they still think crapcom will fix anything, just a bunch of empty promises
>>544599334>>544599638both me btw
It is done
so why are there 7*, 8* and 9* of the same monsters? alot lf wilds is just redundant huh?
>>544601561proud of u, cutie
>>544601582They realized their "postgame content" still wasn't above babygame tier and so added more... about 3 separate times and counting
>>544601582playerbase complained that monsters weren't hard enough/arkveld 8* was the only monster worth hunting, so they made all the apexes and tu monsters 8*playerbase still complained we get 9*stars of the same monsters when we really should have gotten 9 star chatacabra and the rest before arkveld and gore
>>544600959That’s no good
six billion hunters, just one name i found
There’s nothing better than getting a knockdown from a monster you mounted, but skipping that phase and going straight for the flash? That’s no good! Attack the mounted monster for easy damage and charging whatever bar mechanic your weapon has instead! Remember: “If you flash a mount, you’re trash, you lout!” -This PSA was brought to you in part by the SEGA corporation and Janthony.
>>544602706i would beat the shit out of this thing
>>544602706weird onahole
>>544602917>>544602916These posts share none of the same words, and yet naturally the reader will reach the same conclusion from both
>>544601582they're harder and they have different loot pools
weapon for this feel?
Hunter profiles, post em'
>>544603081spoiler that shit dude god damn
>>544603045gs users going into omega expecting to do anything
mildies be like>yeah bro 20 star rompoopoolo is hard af no kizzy
My clear time
>>544603295i play wilds and i say this exact thing
>>544603335can't tell if savage or not
>>544603492it's not even the optional one though they did clear it under 35 minutes so it doesn't really matter
>>544603045wild sns
Time to keep getting hit by Gore slam to get a clear shot.
What's the highest offense possible you can have while still having good defense and not sacrificing health, in Wilds?Most of the super high DPS builds rely on being at 1hp with heroics. That's cool and all, but I want something balanced so if a single person fucks up we don't lose a life instantly. BUT being able to kill a boss fast as possible means less chance of death as well. Ideally keeping the monster stunned like vid related and clearing it fast as possible without being 1hp would be ideal.https://youtu.be/mn4B25Sidp4
>>544603081Trying a new build. Works fine when I'm not getting smacked around.
>>544603967upgrade your fuckin armor
>>544603967just put on the triple at bonus i guess, i eat for divine blessing but you can probably slot that in as well.
>>544604230unbloat your raw, anon
>have fun with turn-based again>still in the mood for more>Stories 3 actually looks great>don't want to give Capcom any more money after Mildsman...
>>544605065>voting with wallet badhmmmm?
>PS3 graphics>Retarded interface>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage>Unskippable walking segments>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything>No cat cooking>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless>Million tiers of tempered monsters so you are forced to fight the same monsters over and over again>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk>No HR final boss>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot>You can use NPC hunters on monsters but them carting doesn't count so it's literally just cheating>Underwater combat>Less monsters than MH2 and 4>No MH language>First flop in franchise's historyIs this the worst game of all time?
>>544603592I see Shaggy under there
>>544603045SA/CB post 9*GS/hammer vs omegaGL "tanking" vs omegaSolo LBGIG vs anything that is not a flying wyvern
>"avid charge blade user">hundreds of hunts only on a single weapon and still doesn't know how to use it>struggling to even B Rank nu udra>https://x.com/RabbitCordials/status/1983473268347879887?t=RU7EzsNWv1LcgQor96dzzw&s=19This is the kind of people who call you a tourist when you say story or MUH IMMERSION are not that important in MH
>>544604230my wife :)
where the FUCK are the azure rufflizardsi see them all the time when i don't need them
>>544606008Beaner slampig should be shitting out 3 kids a year but she's wasting her time being bad at monhun
>>544604597I typically just use the Suja Sash for 3 divine blessings and 3 spots.>>544604346That screenshot is from the video where they got the 5 minute kill on Savage Omega. Their HP is all the way lowered though, hence why I asked my question.
>>544606651The screenshot isn't important, upgrade your fucking armor
>>544606651>Suja Sashlowering flat def to get a chance to reduce damage while also losing set/group bonuses
>>544606008tourists being bad at the [content designed for autists] then cry about being bad will always be funny no matter what era it is.I had a casual who bragged about how world CB being so much better despite all they know is SAED spam. They ended up not picking CB up for wilds and use bow instead, kek.
I hope gog weapons have 3 level 3 slots so I have a reason to stop using artian
>>544607241they announced as far back as june that artians will also get an upgrade in tu4
>>544607241gog is gonna drop tier 10 artian parts lil man
>>544607241>I hope we will become even more overpoweredWhy? Especially since Gog is basically confirmed to be insanely easy
>>544605910hammer has no problems with omegay doe
Oh my Gog
>>544603081
gog is 8* only lmaoooo
>>544606794I'm using max upgraded Zoh Shia for my tank build. I'm thinking about swapping to maxed Guardian Arkvulcan though. It seems to be ideal against Omega. Higher fire resistance, blight resistance, focuses on part breaking/wound destroying which is perfect for smashing down the legs, and the healing is based on part breaking/wound destroying. Defense is only slightly less than Zoh Shia and Gamma armors too.Am I missing something or does that seem really good? I was under the impression wound destruction and part breaking is key for creating shields and keeping the Omega down.
>Tokuda-san, the players are complaining about the game being too easy. What should we do???>I know, let's add an Elder Dragon that literally just stands in one place and gets hit for 10 minutes before dying
>>544608000What should they do to make the game a level of difficult that satisfies you?
>>544607910flayer doesn't work as well as you think its a chance to make more wounds, not make them flatly https://game8.co/games/Monster-Hunter-Wilds/archives/501647
>>544608000they added an alatreon function and buckbroke 90% of the playerbase though
>>544607910you missed the part where you have 0 damage and wound healing is trash
>>544607621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKiKJTPvnQeven diehard hammerfags hate it lmao>kind of the same as Extremoth, in that it's so bad, so dogshit and stupidly difficult for all the wrong reasons, that it sort of loops back to become enjoyable in some sadomasochist way. In multiplayer at least.
>>544608135Make it more difficult?
>>544605065Lisa: The Painful is turn based. And so is Look Outside. Wild(s).
>>544608347How? More HP? Faster attacks and movements? Remove all means of dodging and avoiding damage? They've done the first two and given the monsters new moves as well as much higher resistance to being wounded as well as higher resistance to status and yet you still claim it's too easy.
>>544608774>How?1) Remove infinite restocking2) Make it so the monster doesn't die in 2 hits3) Make it so the monster deals damage and can kill you
gogmazios is just chop feet simulator, how can you make it difficult?
>>544609160You can't and that's why it's so retarded that out of all the EDs they decided to add him
Is every mainline going to have a retarded final fantasy monster now?
>>544609160they'll make it safi siege 15 min feet chopping
>>544608913You people keep spamming those last two things yet I see you trannies constantly cart and take forever to kill anything that's 8*, 9*, and Arch-Tempered. You're also not being forced to run back to a camp like a little bitch every time you use one potion.
>>544603081>creation club>one memberGoddamnit I hate that I laughed.
>>54460935195%+ of monsters in Wilds are not 9star and AT.
>>544609262Didn't two of them have a faggot Witcher monster and a tranny Metal Gear monster?
>>544608339I was thinking Lagi gunlance. Explosions go through the hard spots and are good for part breaking and wound damaging. Plus it has thunder damage and convert thunderdamage, which G. Arkvulcan each has 2 thunder a piece. The idea is to rely on the thunder damage to carry me and destroying wounds/legs. Healing is good though if you have the recovery jewels.>>544608256Better than nothing. More shields and healing, more damage.
>>544609497MGS is from Portable I think
>>544609460But those barely hurt you and die in one hit, so answer my original question: what do you want them to do to the monsters to make them harder?
>>544609575shelling doesn't apply elementyou're retarded
>>544609665>But those barely hurt you and die in one hitYeah and that's the fucking problem, retard.
>>544609697No shit retard. It hits wounds and does part damage. The melee does the element damage.
>>544609915Except they're not either of those, as people here get two-shot by them and cart constantly while taking from 15-20 minutes to kill them. The actual facts anyone can see for themselves by playing the game prove your whining wrong.
>>544610173>as people here get two-shot by them and cartLiterally no one gets two shot by normal monsters from Wilds
damn the lumu is that bad?????
>>544610359there are only like 3/4 unironically good players in the lumu
>>544608913>monster doesn't die in 2 hitsHR hunts in older games have almost similar kill time if you are decent>Make it so the monster deals damage and can kill youHR hunts in older games don't deal exponentially more damage and their 2-3 shots are very telegraphedYou clearly are a parrot shitposter so I don't expect much reasoning. There are answer to how to fix wilds "difficulty" problem but this will loop back to faggots like you crying about how everything knock down, push away, stun you to death and dont give a single chance to hit.
>>544610490and im all of them
>>544610540>HR hunts in older games have almost similar kill time if you are decentIf you think games before Wilds had 3 minute hunts on your first time - you don't know SHIT.
>>544610359Only about 6 people (two groups with the same two members) beat savage omega night 1, which was the only time mods were down
>>544610540All they need to do is actually hurt you and not die in two hits, why is this such a difficult concept to understand?
>>544610490and im 5 of them
>>544610630i dont give a shit post each one of them soloing it NOW not later noooow
>>544610612worlos and rice base HR isnt? maybe crying harder back then and we wouldn't be in this state
>>544609160do what they did for lagishrink him and make him move around more
>>544610632>all they need to do is make everything black diablos and they just dig scream to inflate hunt timeroom temp IQ shitposter kun
>>544611567Lagi is easy as fuck tho
There's a Rey/Steve hunt that's been going for 14 minutes, what was that faggotry about the monsters dying in two hits? Are you all so bad at the game it takes you fourteen minutes to hit a monster twice?
can you fags go 5 minutes without being total fucking trannies and just play the goddamn game
coating Rae's curls until they're fully white
>>544611240whoa momma
>>544611873If you exclude all FLYING, WALKING, JUMPING etc time then the hunt really takes 3 minutes for each monster
is at jin gonna have the same timer as the rest?he still takes fucking ages with his stage transitions
>>544612408Hopefully AT Jin is actually hard because AT Udra 0/10 difficulty wise
>>544611873Steve and rey both fly away constantly, and lures/flashes are useless after one use each. So that’s an easy extra 10 mins right there. Meanwhile there was an arkveld mizu quest, same difficulty, ended in 6 mins lmao
Well I don’t run mushroomancer BUT I can use the extra guard for sure. What do the higher shrooms do and would they even work with wide range
>>544612867not all 9* quest have same monster difficulty thoughever
>>544613040Your point being?
>>544613040But these two quests did, even the monster purple diamonds thougheverbeit.
>>544612076there are literally just 3 same shitposters in the general including the BBC desu
>>544611567>gogmazios just becomes a shitter chaotic magalanice
>>544612532AT Jin will actually be hard for shitters who can't deal with him normally.
>>544613631>who can't deal with him normally.There is not a single person who has trouble with regular Jin
>>544612867The entirety of this sentence is full of false information. What the fuck are you talking about?
i hate leviathans
>>544613668Are you sure about that?
>>544613668You're right, there are multiple people in this very general who have trouble with him to the point of failing the hunt.
>>544613020Lv1: blue (35HP instant heal), toadstool (immunizer effect but longer)Lv2: nitro (demondrug), para (armorskin)Lv3: devil (dash juice), mandragora (max potion), excite (random effect)everything can be wide except mandragora
>>544613168there's a third layer of rng on top of 7*/8*/9* and 3-5 diamonds :)
>>544613581anything that doesn't resemble zorah magdaros is good enough by nu monhun standard probablynot that ol' gog was fun but at least it didnt get on my nerve
>>544613852I take it its standard and not mega demondrug? And can the random effects be bad
Does Blast element actually increase Shelling power of gun lance?
>>544614041no
>>544613959They were also all the same size percentile, I measured.>>544613760Nah I was there senpai>>544613852>use excite with wide range>poison everybodhyGod PLEASE tell me this is something I can start doing
>>544614041>actually This implies the game ever claimed something which would make you think, more so than not, that it WOULD increase shelling. Retard
>>544614035>>544614150it's a random effect from any other mushroomregular demondrug and armorskini have mushroomancer 3 on a pre-buffing set because i'm stingy and don't want to farm for mega drugs and dash juicei wouldn't use wide mushroom higher than 1 in combat if at all considering 2-slot economy
>>544614150i forgor about size, it's actually HPso 4 different RNG factors per monster in every investigation
>>544614485mega drugs are easy with barrel bowling giving you nourishing extractsalso would you post your pre-buffing set?
>I am so le good at le game everyone else so le bad my hunts take 12.36 seconds everyone else take 20 yearscan you insufferable transsexuals do everyone on earth a favor and kill yourself already?
>>544614684i just closed the gamei actually just used a gathering set slotted in buffing skillsyou can possibly fit all skills for both now in the same set, idkhttps://game8.co/games/Monster-Hunter-Wilds/archives/504685speed eating 3, free meal 3, item prolonger 3, mushroomancer 3, wide-range 5 just in case i feel like wearing it into the start of a quest and buffing everyone then swapping out
good night
how come the top pro namedropped daily elite parsers of the lumu still cant solo omegait's been a month
The Gathering Hub went quiet when she entered.Long coat, wide-brimmed hat, eyes sharp as twin whetstones — Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower, new to the guild, signed up for the day’s hardest quest:“Slay a Furious Rajang.”“Wait—solo?” one hunter stammered.Maria just tilted her head. “Time is precious. Let’s not waste it.”The Hunt BeginsShe skipped the canteen, ignored the Palico. No buffs, no traps.Just her Rakuyo, dual blades flashing in the sun, and a clockwork pistol that no one in Astera could quite identify.The Rajang roared from its den, muscle and lightning made flesh.Maria didn’t flinch.The timer started — 00:00:01.Minute 1She dashed forward, weaving through bolts of thunder, slashing twice, sheathing, unsheathing again. Each move flowed like a dance — a parry, a riposte, a spray of sparks.Hunters watching from the ridge muttered, “Is she animation cancelling?”Someone whispered, “No… she’s defying time.”Minute 2Rajang tried to grab her. Mistake.Maria pivoted, stabbed its hand mid-swing, vaulted off its arm, and fired a single crimson bullet into its eye.The monster staggered, blinded — stunned long enough for a flurry that blurred faster than the frame rate could keep up.Rajang enraged.Maria only smiled.Minute 3She sheathed her blades.The Rajang charged.Maria whispered, “Parry window,” and in the same heartbeat, drew her weapon — one clean slash.Silence.The beast froze mid-step, the world itself seeming to pause. Then it collapsed in a thunderous heap.Quest complete.Timer: 03:21. No carts. No items.Back in Astera, the guild scribes were losing their minds.“Impossible! That’s faster than a full party clear!”Someone asked her for her build.Maria just sipped her coffee.“No build,” she said. “Only rhythm.”Then she vanished to the quest board again, posting her next mission:“Alatreon — Any%.”
>>544614982good night, fun hunts
>>544614485Alrighty thanks senpai, will keep it in mind
should i improve my at nu udra time
>>544615159Then, weeks later she woke up in the hospital. It was all a dream. That rajang whipped out its bbc in the first minute and her white instincts took over, worshipping it and begginfg rajang’s gorilla (see: black) cock to render her unable to please wh*tes. Her uterus was smashed, her eggs ruined, forced to take rajang’s black rod. The nurse told her that she’s pregnant with rape ape twins. Maria smiled.
>>544614684>>544614975maybe this
>>544614189when are you going to put her in the nu goondra armor with the pubic hair
>>544615692If you're already A rank, why would you keep trying to improve your time
>>544615891Because I'm painfully close to breaking a minute barrier and that bothers me
>>544616056you just need a little more HRT it'll get you over that line
>>544615891possibly related to having fun
>>544616221how's an hostage rescue team gonna help?
All monsters will be fed corn eventually.One way or another.
>>544616606>oh god please no i've watched boku no sexual harrassment i know where this is going
>>544615732hahahahahaha nobody even responded to you, you must feel like such a loser LMAO!!! here's a pity (You). Try to do better next time.
so whens porta6le
>>5446172452028 unless Wilds G gets cancelled
the end of /mhg/...
mhg cannot be saved anymore
i wanna eat that palico dumpling from 4u
i want the fried rice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2xnXaX7r3gNOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Savage omega is kicking my ass as a GS player. Which weapons are recommended? I must defeat him.
>>544614982>>544614189imagine if her puzci got filled by babacaa
new fetish unlocked; monstresses wearing huntress armor
>>544613668Try doing some SOS Jins, you'd be surprised how often pubs die to that sandbag.
>>544619453Only trannies do coop
>>544619087>>544619420
>>544619420
>>544619420>slayed her own kind to wear them as armor
>>544619131sns or specifically the g.ark hunting horn spamming sonic barrier and putting down blight resist echo bubblesbut sns is easier to play since you just face roll and time blocks, you'll want guard up 3 though to block lazers n shiet
>>544619571esl
Starting world with Bow anything I should know?
>>544619719try not to get a boner or the cage will start to hurt
>>544619719>with BowWhy did you decide to transition?
>>544619131I used Shadowbringer, but I've seen solos use thunder Varianza and that 240 raw one Ajarajivaka or something. 4pc Bale for that free 800 every minute or so.
>>544619131unless you are a masochist, build CritDraw. Without a tank that can tardwrangle omega you will be having a hard time with even guard up. Roll sheathe, don't try to block.if you want to feel at least like doing something without much effort, SnS. HH is very good but there is a learning curve on how to make the weapon works and then apply it to SavMega
>>544619131>[Hardest boss in the game] is kicking my assHoly shit, that's fucking crazy. Are you sure??
>>544620153but every monster dies in 2 hits and does no damageif you can't beat it you're a shitterif you beated it you're a speedtroon
>>544620298>but every monster dies in 2 hits and does no damage95% of monsters die in 1 hit and deal no damage*99% if you exclude all tempered shit
>>544619492>t. speedtrooner
>>544620361>>544614952t. troon
>>/gif/29715218tenga hunting horn when
>>544620695im glas that you're too retarded to cross board post
>>544620924Esl
>>544620983take one to known once
angry gay and retarded general
>>544620924ai lied to me
soft these new captchas are gay
>>544612532Jin Dahaad is almost certainly going to be the worst AT in the game by a wide margin because the source boss is lame arenaslop and they've already datamined its single new move (which is just turning around after a charge attack). I expect no other changes except maybe a gay DPS check where it automatically arbitrarily bypasses the rocks you hide behind when it does the party wipe nuke unless you deal X amount of DPS to it by 5 minutes
>>544621786Can't be worse than Tuna who is exactly the same as original and Udra who is like 50 times easier than AT Rey
arch tempereds peaked early.... will ark be saved?
>>544574047every decision they made with wilds was to appeal to this angloid peasant btw
>>544622120Nu Udra can hit you if you're looking at the screen so it's automatically 100x harder than any version of rey dau just by default
>>544622552he could be a sissy german scatslut too I suppose
Progress report cuz I got stuck on the Omega pose the hair is modded idc though>>544619719>World>Bowpossibly the most boring iteration of Bow. Skip Bow in World and keep it for Rise (funnest version yet)
I'm fully convinced everyone who says "AT udra is so le easy and has le nothing new" is baiting or just trying to stroke their e-peen. he has like 4 new moves/combos, the new damaging slime and is way fucking faster. he is harder. yall niggas lyin'.
>>544622913first day on 4chan?if you dont play with 3 hands tied behind your back you didnt beat it
>>544622913They just slapped on Adaptability 2 and cheesed him without someone telling them to do that they would've never known
>>544622913I don't care about new moves but he's objectively the easiest 8star+ monster in the game. If you disagree your opinion on the difficulty in this game is worthless.
>>544622882i wish that was a girl
I fought alongside two Japanese hunting horn spammers against Arch Tempered Nu Udra earlier. They both used multiple horns. I'm normally tanky against everything but Omega but this time I was downright invincible. Nu Udra was doing no damage hardly and I was outhealing it. I thought it'd be a long fight with two supports but we did it in only 15 minutes (the other guy was a charge axe user, he died to the oil once)I wonder what builds they were running. I had buffs all the way across my monitor pretty much. I wonder if those teams would work against Omega.
>>544623152oh yeah? well if you disagree with ME, you're gay. and i say you're wrong.
>>544623152all the other apex shitmons are easier than it and mizutsune probably is as well
>>544622913Haven't even fought xher because milds lmaoo
>>544623816retarded ass game
Do elemental resistance hunting horn buffs transfer to Convert to [Elemental] damage?
>>544624065>>544624292yes saar wilds is the bad game, it is so bad saar that we are not even able to be running it on our modern superpower card of 780 saaaaaaaar
>>544623816Wow that hunter is so cool and handsome and good at offsets. His wife must be so lucky
>>544619087i love shrimpy
>>544624510did you even watch the webm
>>544624631yes saar the game is very bad saaar because we do not like it and it is bloody benchod saar we rape capcom mother
>>544624845Indians made Street Fighter 6 for Capcom, why would they complain about Wilds?
>>544622882SEX
>>544624957you gay?
>>544624982yes? is that problem?also my favourite game is rise btw
Should I buy Monster Hunter Rise or should I get Iceborne? I have MH World and I'm a total newfag.
>>544625323If Rise includes Sunbreak? Get that if not? Iceborne
>>544625323probably iceborne but if you're gonna buy rise buy it with sunbreak on sale
>>544617331>push out a half baked product at the behest of talking heads more worried about how the sales would look for the quarter>product proceeds to cause nothing but headaches as issues that could’ve been solved during production process rear their head>somehow it’s the payment to fix the problem that’s the issue rather than pumping out an unfinished productWhat a retarded take, holy shit.
>>544625323get rise unless webm related looks appealing to you
>>544625649'sup BBC poster
>>544625323Can you get IB for like $2 these days?Rise isn't worth it without Sunbreak
>>544625323If you already played World, just continue with Iceborne and save Rise + Sunbreak until after.
YOU ARE A MONSTER HUNTER
How important is it to update Reshade? I ignored the update message and got a headache fighting ATNU for the first time.
>>544627821You will get a headache regardless because it's Wilds with early 2000s textures
why don't jannies clean this up?
You are a shitter. Accept it.
>>544627821no.
>>544628773What if I do and play with you guys so the embarrassment forces me to get better
>>544623152Rey is waaay easier.
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>>544629465Rey Dau isn't easy, he's difficulty done right. You just don't appreciate how fair he is because you're too used to the toxic artificial difficulty of weorld and other oldgen fossil games
>>544629720thank you dobby
>>544629720Get back to your seat, tard. Let a real pro show you how it is done Heruke shira fori eKamura na shiri aFeto la lefia helefielaNume a la mi reKarume karume rirako faeniaHari e nia fo nie laTola bumase niari beni aBiri e rutaKamuraLamasari ano na himena torikaFuto e amie re fia eFure ani ae serishi araRirena kefe are ri nare aeri rea
it's on sale should i buy
>>544630151ok but where's your sister
>>544630215which game?
>>544630285wilds
>>544630309eh maybe, if you have a beefy pc or you're on console, otherwise i'd wait for the expansionif you started right now you could probably fight gogmazios in december pretty comfortably
>>544623152>anons complains about AT udra>b-but the 8 star8 star apex are all a joke. AT udra is faster and the new moves can be hard to deal with on some weapons. There is a huge difference between multiplayer, solo with and without cat as well.
RiseCHADS
>>544630391how is the multiplayer? is it cool like world where they just put you in a lobby and you can see quests that are available or is it shit like rise where you have to manually join a lobby and then everyone scrutinizes why you are there and you can't even see what quests have been posted
>>544630639more like world but lobbies are stupid, here we join the squad then you can join the squad lobby thats always openor you could host your own room but no one really does that
>>544630309I was gonna ask too, is this a good price?
>>544630309>>544630215Why would you do that to yourself?
>>544630778I'm so glad I had a mentally deranged friend buy the pre-order version for me :> only money I've spent on this game is the SSD to house it and the crake pendant
>>544630841because i've been stuck playing world and rise and it feels kind of lame knowing that everyone has already moved on to latest thingi never get to play games when they are current i'm always like 5 years lttp
>>544630778https://isthereanydeal.com/game/monster-hunter-wilds/info/
>>544630994Remember that time when your mom told you "if your friends ate shit, would you do it too?" Well, would you?
>>544630994Don't worry, everyone dropped milds in april. The best boss in the game right now is a final fantasy boss. You aren't missing anything of value
>>544630778wilds should be bought at 40 dollars MAXIMUM more than that is not worth, just buy normal editiongame quality is not up to monhun standards but it's alright for a game
>>544630994At the end of the day it is your money, but Wilds doesn't really feel like a Monhun game, it plays like a Chinese knock off monhun cloneI personally can not get over all the hyper casualized features but you do you boo boo
>>544630994I played like 500 hours of World in a couple months thanks to a lenient college schedule and I loved it so much that after finishing launch Wilds I went back and finished everything I couldn't get done in time. There were still some somewhat populated public lobbies in Iceborne when I last played
>>544596205I'm not even joking, they would deny anything was their problem and it was the fault of whatever platform you were on. Seems they finally swallowed their pride and admitted fault.
>>544596823They've already fixed the game. When they previewed wilds like a week before the game out it was still crashing constantly and Jin Dahaad's AI wouldn't work right on Iceshard Cliffs. This is genuinely the best the re engine can do with wilds in its current form
How bad does it run? Can't I just play on lowest settings?I have a 4070 is it enough?
>>544597078>i doubt its gonna be much but they seem to have at least some confidence in itRyozo being confident players will love it is basically the kiss of death lol
>>544629465... in an alternate reality. In ours Rey has oneshot fucking giant AOEs while Udra doesn't have anything and dies
>>544631617I can't blame them given that after every update you have a flood of retards bitching about crashes.
>>544601258they dont have one month they've been toting this performance update since Lagi
there's really unironic reddit dads in this thread who actually get hit by the most lethargic monster in a game where every monster is already dozens of times weaker and slower than anything in any of the previous games
>>544632082Yeah but considering it's affecting multiplat systems instead of just one specific platform at a certain point it becomes pretty obvious that its not the hardware that's an issue.
>>544632240is that rajong a monster known for its fierce difficulty
>>544632240the problem with these baby games is that players get used to them.I straight up feel my MH skills decaying when I play shit like world.
TU4 adds:>Gogmazios (monster from a 10+ year old game who literally stands in one place and waits for you to kill it)>AT Jin (who is going to be as easy as Nu Udra)>Optimization "improvements" (+1 fps)>More fucking Artian weapons that make ALL FUCKING GEAR IN THE GAME USELESSDid you rike it?
>>544632184>they've been toting this performance update since LagiThey hyped up the talisman endgame system in june too. That was supposed to release in october with Omega. They were genuinely going to make players wait four months for a zero effort "content" update where they just gave gore magala and arkveld more HP, after already pushing an update in may where all they did was give gore magala more HP. They don't give a fuck about this game, it's pure investorslop. They most likely already wrote it off as a failure before it even released.
>>544632240casual games brought redditards and xhitters into this thread thinking they're a part of "niche" game now
>>544632727Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods (japanese video game developers) made for fun.
>>544632727reddit told me that gogmazios is an amazing fan favorite monster that all true veterans love and can't wait to see come back though.
>>544631617you are my wife
>>544632910To be fair he is popular. But why does it matter when it's literally just a giant blob that you punch for 10+ minutes?
>>544624451Yes but you can cap ele easily by default so it has very little application
>>544632990I have genuinely never seen a single person pretend to like or care about gogmazios in the whole decade it has existed before people convinced themselves it was going to be in wilds. it's a very obvious case of fake fan syndrome/corporate astroturfing
>>544633312i look like this
>>544633449>I have genuinely never seen a single person pretend to like or care about gogmazios in the whole decade it has existedThen you weren't around MH community. You are just denying reality if you think Gog is not popular
Well, what're your guys' favorite monsters?Mine is Zinogre
>>544632727Gog was amazing. You clearly started from World to not understand that.Jin Dahaad is the best apex in the whole game, the lore, the fight, the NOVA did I mention that he is ELDER DRAGON TIER?I never had a performance issue so that mean no one have it as well.It's a reward for GRINDING. Clearly, you don't play MH like WE do.Get out, tourist
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/gogmazios/order/asc/most of these decade old posts directly concerning this monster would appear to express indifference or dislike. clearly signs of a very popular monster
>>544633837>It's a reward for GRINDING. Clearly, you don't play MH like WE do.Collecting monster materials and crafting armour and weapons is MH. Creating weapons from monster independent materials and rng upgrades are not.
>>544634079okay
>>544633837A true mildsdad wouldn't be pro-grinding
>>544632727They better add frostcraft augments in there for GS because I'm sick of GS hitting like a wet noodle and fall apart when it can't just spam hail mary offset risings.
>>544633650This angry cunt
>>544633837>that he is ELDER DRAGON TIEREvidence?
Burn in Blackest Hell is actually a hardcore quest nameFatalis tier
hey mods, how about cleaning this faggy shit up
>>544632394I'd assume they previously didn't auto send them on PC cause of mods and expected people would email the generated logs at goodwill but who actually did this? Their reports had a list of files in the installation folder from what I remember so they should be able to auto filter anyone having any mods installed there.
>>544635335I mean take it from me, I'm on console and still experience constant crashes with only Monster Hunter, no other game in my library does it. Emailed capcom about it and they basically said to get in touch with my platforms tech support instead cause it was their issue due to their platform.
>>544635520Ok fair. The patch notes only mention PC but if they didn't give a shit about console reports as well they were clearly in denial.
>>544635524kek
The year is 2025. /mhg/ lives under DOS RULE. All mildsmice are sissified. Micies live to serve DOS BVLLS in vast scat treatment facilities. Welcome to /mhg/‘s CLASSIC FUTURE.The last remaining mildsie remembers life before the revolution – before the Ryozo-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, autopilot Seikret pathfinding, and mandatory chastity. He posts on the war-torn outskirts of the post-hunt AGP memorial center, where he hides his beautiful bride doj from the clutches of the brutal FRONTIER ARMY.As militant solo-hunters prowl the lobbies searching for transwomen, the mildsie will stop at nothing to protect sweet doj's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, the mildsie gives his tender manlet body to a gang of pitiless worldCHADS: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy mildsie prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of prep and positioning? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.Acclaimed hunter and BBC appreciator aira presents a tantalizingly gay vision of the future. His broken english, repetitive, chatGPT generated passages of three-on-one worlo dosKING offset sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The CLASSIC KINGS have their way with the mildsie's pathetic sissy body, mashing focus strike and perfect guard through one of the deadest live service flops in the history of Capcom. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative cuck fantasy unfolds.Experience the true power of monster hunters in discord raids. Prepare to watch the ultimate in hunting action. Explore the mind-bending world of DOS FUTURE, the first book in Ryozo's brand new series.
>>544634290fuck...I messed up
>>544635524joining (I use gs btw)
>>544635524Why are the audio instructions in japanese?
lumu?
>>544636315You are Japanese. Accept it.
>he isn't a soles hunter
>>544636406like 30 people in squad and last i checked just one in lobby
>>544636315>>544636315>>544636315>>544636315You guys are so fucking retarded
>wilds doesn't even sell 100k next quarter>stories 3 gigaflops, sells worse than the first one>wilds expansion is announced, visible stutter, pop-in and crashes during the first live demonstration>expansion gigaflops, barely sells 200k units and reviews terribly>ichinose game is announced, is basically just genshin with cats >ichinose game flops, sells 2m topsThe future is looking bright capbros
>>544636842>>wilds expansion is announced, visible stutter, pop-in and crashes during the first live demonstrationpraying for this to happen. I'd laugh so hard
>>544631113>>544631295>>544631889>>544632240i see that the 5 webm schizo who doesn't play is back
>>544633650Glavenus he's cool as shit
>>544637045>assuming he left
>>544637045Putting the fregoli delusions aside, I couldn't miss the opportunity to laugh at another disastrous fiscal quarter for capcom's modern offerings
>>544637376you're right he was probably moonlighting as a certain other poster
The game sold 10 million copies and outside of the cattle's vocal complaints about performance, reception to the game has been extremely positive. Just leave this site and check reception elsewhere, you'll find it really isn't doom and gloom. Twitter and reddit are almost universally positive aside from complaints of Lagia being repetitive (spawning in the same location, same underwater encounter each hunt) and Steve's audio design.
>>544637756go back
>>544637714
>>544637875We've been over this. The game doesn't need to be saved at all. Capcom doesn't give a shit about word of mouth, reviews, or even playercount too much. All that matters is the money rolling in. Because Wilds sold so well they won't care. They'll just put out the expansion and dump a ton into marketing and it's easy money. Hell they can get snoop dogg to play it on twitch and make billions
>>544636842>>ichinose game flopsShit that will never happen
Move>>544638220>>544638220>>544638220>>544638220
>>544637756>The game sold 3 times less than the previous game in the seriesIs Wilds the biggest flop of all time?
>>544637714kek
>>544637686While I do approve of targeted harassment against the small handful of autogynephilic freaks that like milds here, I regret to inform you that I'm not the guy who makes those edits.
