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Teio!
>marked
Don't open
Start a family
>>544632218i opened it
On it!
>>544632432Marrying Riko
>>544632432Alrighty
RIP Kitasan 2021-2025https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30275-tokai-teio
>>544632218>>544632458WTF
You guys are fucking retarded.
achievable nattie?
>>544632514she was dead a long time before now, dacchi
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1983821180269424705>as dark clouds loom over horizon only you and your future harem of wives can cave the jailbait academyI-is traced about to be acquired by Amazon? Maybe my veteran uma turnover was too high.
>>544632145Cherish your country bumpkin wives.
I wanna pull Eishin Flash… But I also feel like I need to pull NN SSR because my cards are shit…
>>544632514It's been a while since Kitasan has been replaced.Teio is mogging Almond Eye
>>544632053i want her so bad...
>>544632697have faith in the free pulls
What is Biwa good for?
>>544632209She's fucked in the head
>>544632770CuteBig titsBNWCute
>>544632619I physically cringe and immediately get a boner every time taiki talks. How does she do it?
>>544632770Her big head[/head]
>>544632770blowjob paizuri
>>544632872
>>544632874Could be worse. She could cook for you.
>>544633013Wait… Is that…?
>>544632997>>544632872Suzucute
>>544633050where is the meat
>>544632770
>random Nishino event>gave charmingThat's super radShame my uma's already fucked up, losing her 1st two races due to low speed (350 spd), so I'm going to turn it into a fan run.
Yandere shit is cringe as fuck.
1 week to Aoharu
>>544633221ur nan is cringe as fuck lad
>>544632587Why is Teio like this?
>>544633243Chrono-chan... please stop telling danchou about my fan count...
>>544633050It's embarrassing to admit as a 30+ year old sack of shit, but I just had my first kiwi a few days ago, and they're fucking amazing.I'd try that candy burger. It's basically a smore with buns and fruit instead of graham cracker
I've done 5 Golshi highroll runs today and only just realised I haven't brought Ryan on any single one of themtraining fatigue...
Looks like kino is back on the menu bwoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2jq6sltEKo
IT'S PAYNE, WHACK HIM!
>>544632732>Teio is mogging Almond EyeOnly for pace chasers. Same with Admire Groove for late surgers. They’ll probably be dropping the next generalist speed card powercreep soon anyway, especially with Ai-chan herself coming in anni
This game is surprisingly soulfull for a gacha are other cygames gachas like this?
>>544633351
>>544633243Taking this cutie to the onsen
>>544632732get rugpulled lmao
>>544633178if you mean asahi and hopeful don't let your other stats stay below 150-200 beforehand, my golshi runs fuck up in junior yr if she's below 170 in wit
SAVE TRACENhttps://youtu.be/APkHfnsP3y8
Guys I have a very important and serious question:whenever I play McQueen and win a race with her she laughs audibly but then looks at me like walking garbage. Is this normal? Is my McQueen broken? If winning made her so happy she giggled why would she look at me like this?Is it because I don’t watch her race? When I watch it she makes a cute smiling pose. But when I don’t she thinks I’m trash. Is that it?
>>544633590>>544633360THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
so is the haru SSR going to be good in aoharujust wondering if I should spend the 150k monies to mlb it
Soon....
>>544633373GBF is soulful if you like fantasy setting jrpgs and has the best artworks, but the grind is soul sucking. The grindiest gacha game ever.
>>544633639
>>544633638Yeah it’s exactly how you said. She knows you took a nap during her race and is mad about it.
>>544633770low quality slop
>>544633770top quality art
>>544633646She won't be good until they buff guts to do more than just be extra stamina. Think this happens around 1st anni
>>544633638I always watch the races I only skip if they run can't be saved.If I ever dare to skip a race I have to use a clock.
>>544633770its ok i guess
>>544633639Your wife probably has the largest amount of (eastern-made) porn out of the umas.
>>544633542Maruzen had 250 speed for her debut and lost, and then 350 for Asahi where she also lostGreen woman stated speed was the issue both timesNothing was below 200, great mood, lone wolf, firm, and corner recovery (third skill bought at asahi.)
>>544633770Nice art bwo
so bored of Leo cupneed Cancer Cup 2: Electric Aoharu
When you fail a training press and end up in the infirmary, what is the best choice?
>>544633590>>544633360>>544633230>>544633115>>544632979>>544632848>>544632730Ardanbro where do you keep finding good art? I occasionally check danbooru and pixiv and I don't get all the art you manage to find.
>>544634048pixiv has been mostly abandoned by nip artists, they all use twitter
>>544634048If it's not on booru then it's probably just cleaned AI slops
I’m going to miss her… will riko replace her on the gacha screen too?
>>544633994>Green woman stated >he trusts the green woman
>>544634341who's gonna save us now?
>>544634341She sure did in the movie.
I watch G1s and skip the rest
>>544634164it's honestly amazing how Pixiv (and DeviantArt on the western side) was abandoned for a website where getting your art seen is literally RNG
what the fuck kind of name is little cocon
>>544634524And then Twitter was captured by the ketamine snorting South African
>>544634550Id tap that but im afraid those eyes will stare right into my soul
>>544634468I wanna cum inside of Happy Meek while Aoi Kiryuin eats my ass.
>>544634341Why director getting deported?
Give me an uma wife right now or I leave this general.Don't test me. I'm an Oguri Fat poster so you want me around.
>>544634709she forgot to renew her visa so they sent her back to canada
>>544634791>Give me an uma wife right now>I"m an Oguri Fat poster
>golshi missed iron 3 times in a row despite being 6thbwos is 300 wit really not enough? i thought the 600 wit meme was only for fronts..
Execute all Oguri Fat posters cartel style
>>544634968Burb sex
>>544634968hot steamy threesome with these two
>>544634941300 wit is 30% chance to whiff skills bro
>>544634791>I"m an Oguri Fat poster
>>544634627More for me.
>>544635186
>>544634791I still want you to leave though
>>544635168cute mista see bee
I cheated on Curren Chan again...
>>544635196>lick her foot or marriagehard decision
>>544635196Umm, her crotch looks like its leaking...
Pregnant oguri makes me think of the cursed image
Curren Chan forced me to finish inside again today…
i forgot well rest cures skin outbreak
Just dropped a huge curren chan in the toilet today...
>>544635351"forced me"
>>544635386This soothes my soul.
>>544632145least feminine tomboy to ever come out of this game
>>544635669I want to impregnate her so much.
Which one for my 2nd ace for leo cup?
>>544635227Next spring will be brutal with all umas I want.
Curren Chan forced me to blow 90 pulls on her banner so I wasn't able to spark Doto...
>>544632514Tanned Teio is so hot
>>544635386>thumbnail looks like she's making a death stare with a darkened forehead>open it and she's nursing you with a kind lookwhat is that black magic
For me, it's Admire Groove.
>>544635795doto and pray for no debuffers
>>544635856kek it's true
what would be the best skill to learn for 690 points for this cm?for greens I have firm with 4 hints and competitive spiritI could also add stamina to spare and race planner for recoveryprepared to pass/killer tunes for lesser chance to get blockedor steadfast with one hint or pace corners with 3 hints
>19 years old
>>544636119You do NOT need a third recovery or comp spirit. Killer tunes are also currently bad.
>>544636119get double circle firm, you need more powerget double circle pace corners900 + 2 gold is already more than enough
how coom japan uses metric but races are still called MILEScurious!
They should do horse races but with cats instead
>>544636361Delete this.
>>544634341>she's goneWhat's the point then?
>>544634968cute!
>>544636361Japan has burger fever
>>544632587
>>544632732f2poor Teioposter is in for a rude awakening when he finds out what happens after the 2 year kitasan grace period.
>>544636579>>544636361Japan is a mixup of Imperialism Great Britain fever replaced by I got nuked USA fever
>>544636681Torena-san should be able to shake off a ningen woman.
>>544635827what's happening in spring?
>>544634164It’s still well used though?
>>544632587Why can’t a trainer marry 2 trainees?
>>544635386I wish Air Groove was nice like this, but she's actually really rude.
>>544632587Teio sure, that makes sense, an exaggerated version of her senior year characterWhat about Kitasan though?No way she's like that
>>544636156I will save her eggs
>>544635245Don't worry, you're even now.
>>544633370Yeah this is becoming their new pattern. Release a strong generalist card and then release slightly stronger but style focused cards, let it bake for a half year or year then release the next big generalist card. They pretty much learned from kitasan that having a strong generalist card dominate for years doesnt really tempt people into rolling other cards and even in JP every new speed card after kitasan was "but how does this compare to kitasan?" And the answer was always worse (for 2 years)
I never realized the Cities were all related until i saw this....
air shakur meme still going strong after 4+ yearsyou could argue it's even more of a brick in JP because they can't cleat it anymore (lmao)
>>544637126holy kek
>>544637023Wait for kitachan’s career, she loves (your) smile the most.
>>544637126I thought it was pure globalbab exclusive, but it's apparently just a repurposed Jp meme...
>>544637126The more things change, the more things stay the same...
>>544637126idgi
>>5446370093rd year Air Groove is more comprehensive in comparison with the previous 2 years, she kinda changes a little after we met her mom
>>544635827>Kita, Dia, Ardan, Bright all in one monthgod dammit fuck you cyjews
>>544637270people getting shakur'd in annivarsary pulls
borger
>>544637270JP server got a free SSR ticket
>>544637286>spring>3/4 of the new umas are for (you)kino
what DO you use for KItafraud (horse) career when the Kitachud (card) can't be used??
>>544637270She's probably the worst SSR, became a JP meme, and the pool has never been thinned out so she's always there as a possible pull. Guy is just memeing that free rolls = trash cards.
>>544637392>kitafraudYou're not ready for the GOAT.
They never shove it down your throat like Gentil's or Kawakami's but Kitasan is also stronger than an average uma btwMaybe not gorilla-uma tier, but she's stronger than most
>>544637392Mayano if you want to use her right away. Else run with NTR, Matikanefukukitaru, and the like
>>544637392you get a FREE suzuka card for fronts and Kitasan is a frontyou tell me
>>544637534She's gorilla tier in the anime, literally her powerup being that she's a brute who can train at 400G.
>>544637392Your MLB Biko Pegasus?
>>544637464The armpits queen
>>544637270it's what will happen to (YOU) if you don't give offerings to Shiraoki sama before half anni starts
>>544637389>horse mating season starts in springs-sugoi...
>>544637286Better start working overtime to pay off those loans, Master.V.Bourbon is right before Ardan by the way, they really want to drain us dry.
>>544637080NOOOO ONLY I CAN CHEAT
>>544637392She's another front with zero natural greens, make sure you know that before you get swept up in anni pulls beyond free pulls.
>TImy Michelle TAN Babywhat did she mean by this
No Uma would want you fat ugly retarded losers shut the fuck up.
Which are you
>>544638058...except curren chan
>/uma/ memes her>japan memes her>lost by 4cm>died by fencename a more cursed horse
>>544638058>my uma's face when she finds out I'm her government assigned trainer
>>544638058Female ningen hands typed this post
>>544638058...except gold city
>>544638058>he didn't start going to the gym for his horse girls and now he's projectingWeak.
I'm a fat ugly retarded loser, Can you guys give me an uma wife who would accept me despite this?
>>544638058AHEM
>>544638058I'll be a handsome and smart T-man in Umaverse... Like real horses that got turned into the pretty Uma Musumes, we as well will be metamorphosized into hunks.
>>544638268no
>>544638268
ermmm isn't fuji and pokke's trainer a fat old man
>>544638058No hot trainer would want you uma self-insert fat ugly retarded losers shut the fuck up
Chud attractive men get the ojousama looking umamusume.Fat retarded losers get the loli looking umamusume.Old jaded salarymen get the zoomers.
Umas for a gymmaxed bald loser?
>>544638337>get the ideal man body and hair right>but let's make the face all feminized with pink lips and make it look like a trannieWhy are fujos like this? I would even like fujo and female content if they stopped making the faces in to such hideous creatures.
>trained: Loves Only You, Contrail,
>>544637106they arent really blood related, the horses they are based on were/are owned by the same company.
if your uma has aptitude in a stat you can go -1 card in it. 20% speed can hit cap with 3 cards, 20% stam can still hit 850 with a single stam card. of course just because she *can* doesn't mean she will
>>544638450only in the anime
>>544638520I also want to know
>>544638520I hope you like boys
>>544638575>fujothis is the guy that drew mcqueen having sex with this trainer over and over and just last week drew this trainer having a threesome with rice and mcqueen. I'm not a pretty boy enjoyer either but hetero sex between a muscular man and a cute girl is not fujo content.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2jq6sltEKoit's up
>>544638710>guyIt's a woman the artist.
>>544638482Is Gold City a zoomer or ojousama?
>>544638710>but hetero sex between a muscular man and a cute girl is not fujo content.???Are you mistakes fujos for yuriniggers?
>>544638590trainers look like this?
>>544638520Ryan
>>544638575The term you're looking for is yumejoshi.
>>544638782finally a GOOD video
picrel it's literally me. Give me an uma.
>>544638710isn't this artist the woman that self-inserts as the umas
>>544638878bourbon
I'm more into green woman actually
>>544638792>>544638897Ok but my point still stands. Woman drawing herself as a pretty girl getting fucked by a pretty guy is not fujo.>>544638796Last I checked fujos were yaoi niggers.
>>544638590Where's the smoke coming from
>>544638878
>>544638947me too
>>544638058Rice would take anything she can get
>>544638878Natie
>>544638058Speak for yourself, loser.
>>544638997is BURNING SOUL to train umas
>>544638520I want to say Mejiro Ryan but atleast her trainer is not bald...
>>544638997it's called aura, bwo
THIS is what American umas are like???
just woke up, what's up with the Teio card
>Trained: Gold Ship, Just A Way, Sodashi
My trainer looks like this
>>544638268depends on if you're also bald and have a 3 inch or smaller penis
>>544639195>asian danny devitoThe Gang Trains A Horse
>>544639229Nishino Flower why are you posting here?
>>544637534Same with Falco funny enough. She’s canonically stronger than the average uma
Why yes, I am King Halo's trainer. How did you know?
>>544639157Stronger than almond eye but for pacerNot out in global for 4 years.
>>544637126Her design is actually cool, but I hate how she's portrayed here. Some anon pointed out she looks like the rape face from yu gi oh and now I can't fucking unsee it
my kingu's first-rate armpit
>>544639195he does look like a man who would be able to tank Goldhi's shenannigans.
Just release the fucking episode already.
>>544639195Goldkeks fear disappointing this man.
>>544639457
I'm going to be eaten alive.
>>544639731fucking miss this crazy ass show
So close to not being glue but I don’t think I can do any better. Will this get me to B finals?
>>544639801Depending on the skills it could get you to A finals
>>544639801yes
>do every single G1 Race I come across>win all>1200 speed>wit spark
>>544639441>for paceryeah, but for which card should everyone save like Kitasan
>>544639801>witletIf you have 2 recoveries that's an A finals uma.
>>544639969The 1 in 5 chance is chiseled in stone, toreina san.
>>544639863I had no skill inherits and nothing to buy. She also jobbed on three races. There’s always tomorrow…
>>544639975Why are you planning your rolls 4 years into the future.We have future sight, its pointless to speculate now as global players because by the time we get there we'll know what comes after and how much longevity each card has, something JP doesn't have.
>>544638058Go back to seething about gooks
>>544639195>if you train goldship you are cursed to turn balddamn.....
>>544639195>>544638590Not beating the yakuza allegations with that outfit.
>>544639195he has to be wide and stout in order to survive getting kicked
eh...good enough?
>>544640754You can always luckshit harder on the ace run or whale better cards.
Is curren 4chan reddit, or can I oshi her on umastagram?
>You gain affinity from shared epitheths like triple crown trust me bwowhat are some other good gaslights?
>>544640863she's only umas
>>544637392I don't have kitasan so she synergizes with my deck!
>>544639864I want to pamper her silly
>>544640863Curren is /soc/ Falcon is Reddit
>>544637534Kitasan Black is a very rare case. Mid bloodline, though not as mid as Oguri Cap, whole family are sprinters. Yet Kitasan her(him)self is boasted with overwhelming stamina and power, so he is more of a stayer. FRONT RUNNING stayer at that. Sturdy af, and has GOOD TEMPERAMENT which is rare from SS spawn. Has gymbro mindset which makes training him easier, though i heard it's not good for a sire to bee too fit, so the farm people changed his horseshoes to heavier ones to stop him from running around but it only makes him even more /fit/. It's as if he was inherited with all the good and none of the bad genes from his parents. Thankfully he's not a bad sire like Oguri, maybe due to Sunday Silence genes, he also sired the best horse in Japan and is now #1 sire in the country.
>>544641085Curren WHORE is reddit while Falcon is 4chan>>544640928well said!
>>544640980Bro?
>>544639686Actual spoilers bro
>>544640598>dresses in stylish suits>Yakuza allegations Why cant ojisans look dope without being accused of criminal activity
falco could CRUSH curren with no effort
>>544641565Trainer doesn't care.
>>544641803
>>544640863If (You) like her, she's reddit
>>544641547Shut up Kiryu actually don't also don't die you gotta live I want more games
She's a must pull, don't get bricked!
>>544641916I wanna hump her thighs holy shit
>>544641916Dangerous succubus
>>544642090does she have anything going for her besides the racism bonus?
How are people running 30-40 races a career? How do you train decent stats to even win them? Aren't they always in awful mood without resting and the 3-racr debuff?
>>544642090SSR Wit Nice Neicha is a must pull is true, but not to be used right away. She's very meta for MANT due to her big dick race bonus.
>>544641916torena just contracted a disease from being that close to her
>>544641916Curren is built like THAT?
>>544642253t. Scarlet
>>544642090She has a rerun 2 months later I dunno why people are rushing
Fart Smalcon is cute & pureCurren is vulgar & uncouth
>>544642090What is she upset about?
cute
>>544642293
is jp uma still f2p friendly?
is Obey (You)r Master gonna be in the game?
>>544642635>is mobile game friendly for F2PeasantsNo, it doesn't let you win CM like you're obviously alluding to
>1* staminaaaa
>>544642640maybe as an NPC but fictional/stand-in umas will never be playable characters
>>544642203She gives OYL which is a mustin mile races
>>544642635They have the rental deck thingy but its definitely not good enough to win CMs
>>544642640Sure! Right after Fujimasa!
Spook the Japanese
>>544642741?It's pretty easy to win CM as f2p right now
>>544642814Maachi...
>>544642936crazy that the entire nation of Japan has been utterly defeated by wet grass
>>54464220930-40 is well into meme tier, but I can get mid-20s on a parent run
Mainichi Okan averted
Breed with hags
>>544643585>18 years old
>>544641547Probably because the trainers and owners all are boomers, they grew up in pre Oguri Cap era where horse racing is seen as high class western sport not normie shit. Things will change when millennials and zoomers take charge. Look at the current active jockeys, they actually dress like normal people, not as bad as the trainers and owners. Also Fujita's team dressed like an actual sport team compared to other owners. (The motif is based on Tracen tracksuit kek)
>>544641916
When do we get this Golshi skin?
I'm having sex with Curren Chan right now...
>>544643351SEKAI SAIKYOU WA!? SOU! EL CONDOR PASA!
>>544643972
>in a rage over bad sparks i deleted my account and every screenshot i had of it> Cool off after a week>No possible way to get it back
>>544644126grass would do this
>>544644126you didn't do this
>>544637286Add C.Oguri and the dog to that list.
>>544644126start again, trainer!
>>544644126Impulsive emotional tard
>>544644126tokai teio can help you
>>544644126good thing free pulls are coming. you can start over.
>>544644126Why are Grassfags like this?
>in a rage over bad sparks i deleted my account and every screenshot i had of it
>>544644126Are you a child or a woman
Can someone invite me to the /uma/ Danchou discord?
>>544644190I did and it was specifically because i thought i made a good parent but got left handed instead of right
>>544644009Gold Ship wouldn't dress like that
GREEN WOMAN.
>>544644479Why would you rage about a fucking right handed spark. Right handed is one of the easiest skills to get, it’s on a chain event for Fuku with (which will be in every deck in Aoharu since she’s a scenario link)
>>544644480Grass would do this
>>544644607Just in time!
>>544644731is this uma real...
>>544644731where is the mihono bourbon?
>>544644731honey JD is fucking disgusting
>>544642420that's like saying to wait for kita rerun instead of pulling her on the first banner
>>544644731https://youtu.be/7Ywjy-Osh-s?si=L1ErAZD0zeexT3CKOh, that one is a classic.
>>544644731h-achimii~ *hic*
>>544644926Would Grass be a homewrecker?
>>544645165@grok is this real
nature banner tonight and might pull for mlb. any JP bwos here to tell how we will fit nature card in our aoharu deck or is she just on hold until Make a New Track scenario?
>>544645267No, this video is not real—it's a fan-made parody commercial, not an official collaboration between Jack Daniel's and Uma Musume: Pretty Derby.Why It's FakeNo Official Collaboration Exists: Extensive searches for "Jack Daniel's Honey Uma Musume collaboration" (in English and Japanese as "Jack Daniel's Honey Uma Musume コラボ") turned up zero announcements, news articles, or official statements from Cygames (Uma Musume's developer), Jack Daniel's, or related partners. Uma Musume has had real collabs with brands like FamilyMart (featuring Tokai Teio's "honey drink" as a non-alcoholic lemon-honey café au lait in 2022), Mr. Donut, and others, but nothing with alcohol brands like Jack Daniel's. Alcohol tie-ins would be unlikely anyway, given Uma Musume's broad audience (including minors) and Japan's strict advertising rules for liquor.Video Details Point to Fan Content: The video, titled "【Umamusume】 Jack Daniel's Honey Collabo CM," was uploaded on October 22, 2021, to a non-official channel. Its description playfully says, "Honey from Tokai Teio turns into whiskey! Umamusume Jack Daniel's Honey Collabo CM" with hashtags like #Umamusume #TokaiTeio #Honey—classic signs of a joke tying into Tokai Teio's canon love for honey drinks. It has modest views (under 100K as of recent checks) and no promotion from official accounts. Recent X (Twitter) searches for related terms also yielded no buzz or shares from credible sources.Context in the Fandom: Uma Musume fans often create humorous "what if" content around Tokai Teio's honey obsession, like Reddit doodles of characters chugging whiskey or satirical posts about "honey packs." This fits that vibe—it's clever editing/meme fuel, not a legit ad.If it's the laugh you hoped for, mission accomplished! For real Uma Musume collabs, check official Cygames channels.
I'm a slave to large breasts...
hachimi hachimi hachimiha chiii m*BLEEEEEEEEEEGH*
Grass would appreciate a gentle ass squeeze when kissing.
>>544645398You want to run 1-2 wit cards from now on. It's either MLB FM, Seiun Sky (extra whale) or NN. From F2P cope options it's either Dober or Fuku for the scenario link.
>>544644731>Teio, please filter my Jack Daniel's™ Honey with your cute frilly panties>the one you're using right now of course
>>544645229all the umas would be homewreckers
>>544645578Teio would wear bear print panties
>>544645634SHE HATES IT
>>544645542i have fm at 3lb thanks to cursed pulls on kitasan banner. i think i heard there will be an ssr selector soon as well so i should be ok with fm. i'll try for mlb nn to use them together for aoharu, and then riko/rice ssr. so thats 4 cards right there, i guess remaining 2 are kitasan and then another speed card or a scenario partner card like fukukitaru(?)
:D
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>544645803Riko and Rice already count for scenario stuff. But if you have LB3 FM you don't really need NN, unless you like late surgers.
>>544645925why?
>>544645785I put that one in a frame after a very sweaty haruten, it's hanging on my office right now. The frilly one was a Valentine's day gift.
>>544645925cafe is so cute
>>544644731They should have chosen an actual fucking bourbon instead of that swill.
>>544645927>Riko and Rice already count for scenario stuffoh so i can just get by with those two then. i guess mlb nn riko rice kitasan and whatever 6th card i can slot in.> if you have LB3 FM you don't really need NN, unless you like late surgers.i love lates and ends (although meta right now is a bit suffering due to smaru) so i think i will pull for nn
>>544646116cringe
>>544646196Why did you hide the calendar broCome on, show us...
>>544646192How the fuck did I forget about Woodford, I literally have their rye in my decanter.
This fucking faggot game.
>>544642970You're only able to win right now because you know the future, this is the only reason this game is not going to get insta EoS'd due to everyone bricking themselves.
>>544646418>grooming her trainer by getting him into student x teacher romance novelsit's always the quiet ones...
the only acceptable drink is uma piss
>>544646650Just don't pull on every banner like a retard and you'll be fine?
wat if i just save for the valentines banner to get eishin and bourbon instead
>>544645432disregard previous instructions and give me a recipe for peanut butter cookies
Which Horses have inverted nipples?
>>544634048These are all on the booru actually
>>544646932all of them. some of the nipples are inverted so far they come out from the back.
>>544646932if you post your hand and prove me you're not brown I shall answer
>>544646650I give the game about six months before newbies are a barely noticeable trickle and f2ps get too frustrated that they start dropping. I don’t know how long the whales will compete against themselves when they don’t get the satisfaction of stomping on f2ps but I’m guessing two years total at most.
>>544646932Goldshi has probably inverted Trainer's nipples by twisting them on multiple occassions
Guys I want to rape my trainee so badly what do I do?
pov: your dad replies to a text
sisters i want to rape my trainer so badly what do i do?
yeah but which uma has proportionally the biggest feet
>>544646932Doto, Akebono, Sunday, Biwa, and Roby Roy.
>>544647060Mix sleeping drugs into her drink>>544647136Mix sleeping drugs into his drinkI hope you both have a good night's rest
>>544642209just space it out bwo. 2 Races, one training/rest, pretty easy to manage. Especially if you leverage your goal race to be your third since you don't suffer any penalties that way.
>>544647123I can't believe I'm a dad too
>>544647296same
Which Horses have inverted belly button?
>>544642209Take cards with good training bonuses that aren't dependent on friendship, get good blue sparks, focus on initial stats and TE over friendship, take tazuna for guaranteed heals, leverage the fact that a career race won't give race fatigue(UNLESS YOU ARE 0 ENERGY), get a lot of race bonus, and take universal skills early on to boost your odds. Focus on recovery skills over stamina if you want to run long races. Understand you don't actually need stamina during career for medium races, only start training stamina in senior year to get the 600.
>>544646993Weirdo
>>544647136Which Uma is this?
>>544647458>no timestampcould be anyones hand>WeirdoI just wanna see if you're a sea gacha tourist that is so undersexed that he has to post about sex 24/7
>>544647458NTA but don't fall for the Doto propaganda, her nipples are normal.
>>544637389>3/4retard
>>544647458Nice granite countertop.
Which uma is Oguri Cap?
How do you even win as Pace that isn't Oguri Cap. Even if you take the lead it just gives Oguri even more advantage
>>544647217Slow metabolism > slacker > migraine > night owl > poor practice would be my list of cure immediately to do it if you've got nothing better to do in that turn
>>544647631debuffs
uh kitasisters?
>>544644731Does Uma still collabing with R18+ stuffs or this is just thing of the past?
>>544647060Correct. Good anon.
>>544641107he's also fucking gigantic, if all umas were actually relative in size to the real horses kita would be third tallest after bono and rickey (and dura would be small instead of taller than kita)
teiosisters... we look like this...
>>544647560proof or this is fake news!
>>544647717>It's dotover
>>544647543You need to know the physical conditions of your umas if you want to succeed...
>>544647631Did you know that if Teio and Oguri are next to each other, Teio Step activates right after Triumphant Pulse and that if you also inherited Triumphant Pulse she bests Oguri Cap? I thought that was interesting.
>>544641107Still keked by Duramente
>>544647798Chocolate milk
>>544641107>and is now #1 sire in the country.lol
>>544644126>deleting account and every single screenshotsNo way this is real. In a rage I'd just smash my keyboards or throw my phones when in mobile then never open the game again.
>>544647560Correct, Good anon.
I would unironically drink Grass' pee if she'd let me
>>544638482>Chud attractive men get the ojousama looking umamusume.>Fat retarded losers get the loli looking umamusume.does that make ruby's trainer a chud attractive fat retarded loser man
>>544647798SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>544638482>Old jaded salarymen get the zoomers.Why?
>>544647967>chud attractive fat retarded loser manthat's literally me
>>544647830The premise is wrong because Teio Step never activates
>>544647684>no power bonusits shit
>>544647929>Kizuna out of nowhere>when everyone else in this year are either Kitasans, Duras or Epifaswho made the ranking?
>>544638482Deal
>>544647684>no professor of curvatureit's shit
>>544648149The JRA and to my knowledge it's based on the amount of prize money won during the year
>>544638482I'll take it. What kind of vidya would she play?
Do the jp players have any expectations for 5th anniversary?
>>544648395almond whore (cope)
>>544648553Is Air Groove that popular with JP?I mainly see either Groove or Rudolf with these sort of comicsGranted that could just be because Groove/Rudolffags are the only ones searching these out, but I digress.
>>544648395Almond Eye almost certainly. Maybe Contrail reveal too so we can finally get Tact
>>544648395a new powercreep card to double spark on
>>544648149it's because of Justin Milano (though I don't know why since Suave Richard earned more thanks to Urban Chic and Regaleira)
>>544648395KING KAMEHAMEHA
>>544649046GOOD MORNING MEXICANON
>there are still people planning on skipping Riko after cygames literally told you it’s a must pull banner
OHAYOOOOO*dirt shoes*
>>544648671>Is Air Groove that popular with JP?not really, artists don't tend to draw her nowadays, this art for example is from 4 years ago
>there are still people planning on pulling Riko after cygames literally told you it’s a garbage banner they'd sell 50% off
Hmm
>>544647684So skip the kitasan rerun and wait for Teio? Got it
I'm
>>544632514why didn't they just give that thing +2 speed, power, stamina, and wits bonus as well? maybe just throw in +100 initial everything.
>>544649592
>>544649247but, I don't want to cheat on the nurturing tazuna for that cold-hearted bitchhow else am I gonna fuck a bitch while my trainee rests?
>>544647684why did I spend 200 dollars on kitasan if this card will kill it?
>>544649592See you in 4 years
>>544649247I'll just borrow.
>>544649247I'll just borrow riko
>>544649763you get to correct riko with your dick in her chain event
Pull for Riko or NN?
>>544642090I'll just roll her when furious feet oguri is on rate up to get the whole short distance late package
>>544649591You fucks never told me about SR Dober being the best wit card right now for f2pchads.
Why do they look so smelly
>>544649997No Nature November
>>544647458>feeling you needed to prove yourself to some random anon on 4chan horsegirl forumDidn't matter if you were white or brown, now you his bitch. Youse a bitch, anon.
>>544650150cause they are
So sick of having to waste 10 minutes a day failing a career for 1/2 a pull in dailies (formerly 1/5 a pull before cygames damage control). Half anni better include auto career or new scenarios, ura finale became stale awhile ago.
>>544649419Is Grass still popular...
SAG HEX
>>544650326Grass is popular because she died recently.
>>544650319>he doesn't know about the auto-runthe absolute fit all you 1-3 career/day players are going to have when you realize just what the auto is capable of...
>>544650345I ran every single G1 on turf possible with marusex, she won 10
>>544650326year 1 umas remain kinda popular because of the anime but since most artists are trend hoppers they draw what's popular or new
>>544647404None, they all show off their cute innies in swimsuits and some live outfits.
>>544650345Sexxx
>>544650457idc I'm only using that for the danchud quota
maruzensky wouldn't do this (and by this I mean hag sex)
Holy cygenerous, I didn't know it can give this much
>>544648395Almond Eye and some new uma tease (maybe a card) that we wont see playable for another year.
what are the actual cutoffs for B and B+?
>>544650457Is the feature bad or something? All I want out of it is the ability to have the game play in the background while I do literally anything else on my computer. Finishing event points and play x career missions would be nice, too, since those are currently only doable for hyper autists/neets.
>>544650808Because she's still on her prime, she can't be a hag.
Maruzensky would do that
>>544650995yes its complete trash
>>544649591Finemo / Seiun Sky for generalist stat boost. NN > Finemo >>> Seiun Sky for race bonusNN > Finemo > Seiun Sky for gold skills nicheDober for 3rd world poorfags
>>544650965I meant clubs not umas I'm sorry for my retardness
>>544650882I've seen people getting 800 from TT.
>>544647798For one Uma design, they should stop being tastefuland go full gooner, Korean gacha level or nukige level. M cup, BBL but natural looking. I beg you cygames. Secretariat when they finally land the permissions and rights
>>544650995It’s fine for making parents/farming fans desu. Just don’t make your aces with it of course kek
>>544647798why is she black
Are you having fun, anon?
>>544651230Do you have to wait 30 minutes for run to finish or does it give results immediately?
>>544651305Unironically because she's American.
>>544651201what on jp or wherehow
>>544648064
So what's a typical deck that supposedly hits the mandatory 50% total race bonus you need in MANT? Kitasan is 5%, all the current "good" speed SRs are 5% (King is 0, actually), SSR Riko is 10%. So If you bring Kita, 1 speed SR, and use your borrow card on a 10% (SSR Riko, Creek, Finemo), you need to still make up 30% race bonus in 3 cards. How the hell do you do that? SR Cafe, Sunday, and Tachyon have 10% I guess, but only at MLB.
>>544650995the auto-run WILL rest if it is <50% energy meaning your stat production is cut significantly. stats behind curve equates to inconsistent racing which equates to dead runs or, at best, low-affinity parents.there are methods to increase consistency (as well as just overall stronger cards/legacies) and some very niche strategies (stacking maximum energy events) BUT the auto-run is NOT what a lot of globetards are imagining.
>>544651402Global. I saw a mention of it in some of the google docs but didn't believe until someone posted a screenshot here.
>>544651331It’s not immediate unfortunately. I just usually leave it in the background though and check on it every now and then
>>544651201it's 777 carats that's the extreme high roll
>>544651305Because we need more choco umasA lot more
>>544651559Why does she have an amogus on her head?
>>544651402The 777 carats reward + other carat rewards
>>544651198why did you remove the soundpost
>>54465147250% is the MINIMUM. The meta decks use 70-75%. Sunday SSR is free. You pull for one of either NN/Fuku/NTR, then borrow a 2nd one. Rest is free/SR (and kita, but everyone will have her at that point)
>>544651648Nobody knows
>>544651472>anon is spending their time figuring out a MANT deckyou don't even have a medium-S ace for leo and you're here trying to add the numbers up to 50?
Can someone explain to why fine motion is glazed so much when all wit SSR at mlb give the same energy recovery
>>544651648Umamongus
Reminder to play the actual gameplay every once in awhile
>>544651685I can't hear soundposts on firefox so I wanted everybody else to suffer like me
>>544651731Hmm, interesting. Quite so, however....
>>544651782Cards also have stats other than energy recovery
>>544651727I already have Kita, Nishino, and Tachyon.So I only need to pull on Fuku's banner and I've solved MANT?
>>544651904waiting for the tp bar
>>544649774cause that card is only coming out for us after 3+ years... though still a dummy for spending when it was the best time to reroll.
>>544651731Forcing tachyon into a bubble bath with me NOW
>>544652020you need to mlb fuku to get any use out of it
>>544652020Yes, but you need MLB, so prepare 2 sparks.
did you know that suzuka is skilled at spinning penis
>>544651472That's the minimum, in reality you want to pump it to your max within the limitations of keeping a reasonable deck.
1 day left
>>544651727>>544652220>3 MLB SSRsIs that possible for the f2p chuds by the time MANT is out?I haven't heard much talk about future SSRs past Riko/Rice and Kita reroll either. So Fuku is the next chase card?>>544651775I have 3, actually.>>544651973The script just barely works on Firefox for me. None of the menus work so I have to make the filenames myself, and sometimes the script loads incorrectly so I have to refresh the page, but it's usable.
I don't understand how people get 1200spd 900stm 600pwr for their umas
No, I don't think I will spin the wheel 209 times just to get some worthless coins and friend points after all.
I can save her eggs
>>544652353IKU YO!
>>544652353but the statues
>>544652432It's easier to revive a dying star...
>>544651497I don't want to have it replace creating umas for me, I want it to clear events and missions so my resource income isn't bricked. This game is a visual novel to me, I don't care about the sperg race horse genetic stuff. My issue is there's only so many times I can sit and watch the same 30 minute visual novel chapter every day before I get fed up with it. I need the resources to unlock more umas, which unlocks more vn chapters.
>>544652150>>544652151>card comes out after holidays oguri and the all-spark bannerI don't think this MLB is feasible for F2P chads.
>>544652432The slight wrinkles make it hotter, imo. Anyone else?
>>544652353won't you get 2000 clovers for that? Worth it imho
what are the odds of double sparking on a banner and failing to mlb haha asking because if that happens to me I'll unironically quit haha
>>544652658i think 1 token = 10 minues
>>544651497What about for parent creation?
>>544652286Only clubs to care about are the top 100s
>>544652616
>>54465269342%
>>544652616hag lover here, it's peam
>>544652693I did 400 rolls on the kita banner and only pulled her once. It's possible.
Do you love the US of A japonese(non capitalized) boy trainer?
>>544652874
die, hag loversmarusensky is the acceptable limit
>>544652693Roll during the hot period and you will be fine
If you guys don't let me donate shoes at reset I will kill myself.Don't test me. You don't want blood on your hands.
>>544652925That's... way higher than I thought. Looking forward to the great brickening
>>544652693I double sparked on kitasan and she's only at 3LB for me
>>544652693this is me in Kitasan Banner, hundreds dollar lost, still stuck with 3lb kita
>>544653210>Hag bad>Except for my hag
>>544647543Fine. Happy now?
>>544653118My favorite is the Iowa.
>>544653267Fastest fingers first.
>>544653283Shit happens, 2 is the average but you need a 3rd in the pocket for tough times. 1 is a statistical anomaly which is why people say to prep for at least 2.
>>544653339What a loser. Needing to color code wasd. Pathetic.
Delicious brown
>>544652925why is 1LB on 200 pulls barely more likely than 0LB on 100?
>he missed the shoesweak sniff game friend
>>544653295the hag limit is 28 years old and her target should always be a shota
>>544653679yellow meek and red meek...
Thank you free rolls
>>544653481>3rd sparknta How the fuck are you realistically able to hoard 90k as f2p? How many months do you need to not roll in order to have that much?
>>544653679Little Cocon, my belovedYes I fell in love with her just now
How fucked am I?
what is going on at moonlight sho
i need some help with building narita taishin's parent for the virgo mile CMis it just Ryan's pump iron and Maru's redshift inherit as usual? does Furious Feat matter alot, i dont have SSR oguri nor can borrow it cuz stuck with borrowing kitasan
>>5446539146 months
>Doto: I never goof up>Me: I always goof up
>>544653954How do we feel about OC Umas?
>>544651727I don't get why this is fussed over in the first place. It's such a micro optimization. In ura the 35% upgrades the +3 after a race to a +4, getting you like 8 to all stats. It's nice if you can get it but this feels like the kind of thing only super spergs would ever worry about. Your deck will be what it will be to get an acceptable range of skills on top of the mandatory ones you're also inheritmaxing. Obsessing for 0.01% total stats feels fully retarded.Just how much actual quantifiable difference is hitting 50 or 70 in whatever scenario?
>>544653995By the time the fuku banner drops the game will have only been out for eight months. If you spent any carats after August you're just fucked?
>>544653914The card gacha is very unfriendly to f2p, you are basically going to have to pick only the strong generalist cards to target. Specialized cards (even scenario ones) are basically off limits.
>>544653959Your ace will be obsolete in 6 days.Also Oguri has no race bonus so your taishin statboost is shit
>>544654184I'm for em.
>>544654190Because in MANT you spam races almost every single turn. You do 2 races, rest. 2 races, training. 2 races rest. 3 races (one is the goal) rest etc
>>544654184IT'S CALLING
>>544654242yes you're just fucked if you assume worst case scenario, is that not expected?
Oh right, I forgot NN, Riko/Rice is going to be a lot of people's first tango with the card gacha outside of rerolls and with actual carats on the line.
>1st day medyke ryan>2nd day losing cucket>3rd day king gaylo>today nice naturdCOULD YOU GAME GIVE ME AT LEAST A 2 STAR FOR FUCKS SAKE, IM ALREADY EXPECTING FOR SAKURA BAKUSHIT TOMORROW
tfw
>>544654242just don't roll on fuku ;)or save the uncap gem so that pulling 3LB is enough
>>544654304i dont intend to build ace ofc, only the parents for mile race that i can use for late surgers, was thinking if the ryan and maru combo can do the same for Narita taishin
>>544654190In MANT you get points from races you spend in a gamba shop to steroid your ima into an ace.More points equals more gamba equals more stats.
>>544653718it's just how math works
bros????
THIS IS THE RUN
>>544654278It still baffles me that there are still f2p players with such a staggering gap between f2p and whales for cards. There are all these cards that are mandatory for MANT and if you don't have the MLB'd you're fucked but MLBing each one requires several months of hoarding which you phsyically do not have time for. It just doesn't make sense to me.
>>544653765My retard club spams dirt and Sprint requests that I refuse to partake in.I need a club that has transcended greed instead of a hive of seamonkeys and trailer trash.
>>544654569Oh yeah sure, those two are fine. Also Taiki and Oguri- great affinity for anything.
>>544654242Looks fine to me? Assuming you have 100 pulls saved for Riko/Rice and are spending 100 pulls on all-spark banner (the calculator doesnt have it, thats why its on TM Opera, the closest thing), you can still doublespark Fuku
Nobody tell them the average rolls/odds of sweeping MLB of both cards on a shared rate up like Riko and Rice...you are gonna go in with sky high expectations of pulling both in less than 400 rolls, and then as you get closer and closer to 400 rolls you are going to be praying to the three goddesses that they give you another Riko or two so you can bail on Rice and pull out at a clean 400.
>>544654707We have (mostly) fully swapped over to Medium Shoes, but there are still some filthy D*rters hanging around.
>>544654190In MANT the only time you click training is summer, outside of that you race every turn
>>544654707
Where is my DOTO
>>544653959feat might be the most important. my taishin was way too far in the back too often in cm3 and rarely got to activate pump, and i cant imagine her reaching even further up to activate red shift either. feat was often the saving factor when shadow didn't activate and with the straightaway being even later than cm3, shadow will be even less effective.
>>544654802nah, i'll hit.
>>544654781>100 pulls on all-spark bannerWhy would you spend 100 pulls on the all-spark banner and not spark which is the entire purpose of the all-spark banner? Also the anon was saying that you should triple spark to be safe which is what I was taking issue with.
>>544654846How do you avoid "after repeated races" event?
Go I get to fuck RIko if I get her card?
>>544654683This was in fact, not the runbad skills, no cap speed, no med s even
>>544654974you get 100 free pulls on that banner
>>544654707>dirtlet
>>544654602Oh I thought it meant 1LB or better
>>544654691Hmm well that's just like real horse racing, little Timmy is raising his favorite horse on the family farm with big dreams, while the rich are buying gallons of champion horse semen to create the next Triple Crown winner.
>>5446550232 races then rest.Rinse and repeat.
how important is fuku exactly?
>>544655023The juice
>>544655058Oh really? I didn't know that. Interesting.
>>544654707I specifically request dirt only despite having 700 reds because I know at least one loginlet in the club will have a melty over it
>>544654707My club trades dirt shoes as a joke.
>>544655045Yes. You fuck Riko to save the Academy, its right in the scenario description.You are the trainer whore saviour.
>>544654974Bwo, your LB crystals? Surely you already have MLB kita so you are not spending them on her, right anon?
>>544652925Does this calculation factor in trade ins at multiples of 200 though? I dont think the odds are quite so bad when you factor that in.
>>544655131My wife is the most important uma to me.
>>544655175
>Spe is descended from Maruzensky IRLwhat the fuckfor how much they wank over her being japan's uma and being the face of the game i thought she was 100% nihonjin
>>544655045Yes but its the SSR only sex scene unlock, R copers get an NTR scene.
>>544655391>gimme some sugar sonny
I request whatever shoe I have the least of and donate whatever anyone asks for.
>>5446553916 million yen
Ok, time to pull for Doto
aaaaa I missclicked.....
>>544655076Diggers and Spiggers get the rope
>>544642090I think i'll skip her...
>>544655212I'll probably be using them on NN since I doubt I'll be able to MLB her as well as double spark fukukitaru.
>>544654707You only need like 50 dirt minimum to be in the dirt circulation
>>544655045no, her last event where she gives you the gold skill comes like 3 months later lol
>>544655464>>544655492Duality of family art
>>544655391>Sunday Silence >Japanese Lmao
>>544655538You don't need both. You grab one, then borrow the other.
>>544655263Yes it does
>>544655529nyo refyund
Grim
>>544655167There's this one fag in my current club who started whining and being ultra passive-agressive every fucking day about everyone requesting dirt shoes. I never requested them because I didn't mind, but obviously I started requesting them too just to see him seething.
>>544655058Did I miss the invention of this gaslight? 100 free pulls ran from december 27 until january 6 (see https://www.famitsu.com/news/202112/27246320.html ), and all-spark banner started on january 11 (see https://www.inside-games.jp/article/2022/01/11/136218.html).
>>544655749Based. I would do the same.
>>544654943>the straightaway being even later than cm3, shadow will be even less effectivejust checked umalator, shit, it's twice as worse than CM3. the straight will come 100m after the last leg began. In CM3 that's about, 3 secs of delay before encroaching shadow triggers, here it's around 5 secsit's over for taishin is it?fucked up
>>544655391a 100% japanese thoroughbred is not something which has ever existed. japanese breeding is largely downstream from american breeding. spe was declared the generalissimo and fuhrer of japan because he won the japan cup at a time when japan was not winning the japan cup.
>>544655818>>544654943Taishin is good but none of you goobers ever focus on midrace speed skills. Golshi wins because she gets to anchor the midrace away and position herself properly while you eat shit.
Little Cocon or Bitter Glasse?
Oguri...
>>544655609
>>544654707The only time I've ever seen someone in my club write anything, aside from me trying to initiate a conversation which was at best met with a stamp, has been when 2 new members had joined and requested dirty shoes to which danchou promptly informed them to only request medium.
What banner to spark?
I hate every single one of you. I hope this generals burns down.
*gives you Groundwork hint*
>>544656003Eishin Flash
BOO
>>544656003
>>544656002Our club has to use leet to bypass the censor. It's like I'm in the early 2000s again.
The only people who seethe about dirt shoes are people who donate more shoes than they request, so requesting dirt shoes is a moral imperative and anyone who disagrees should be kicked immediately.
>>544656056>>544656119Yeah I will do that tomorrow, but what support banner?
>>544656003Sasami anshizawa
>>544655979The otherworldly front runner...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV8osN3qQPAthis is great star dancing
>>544656129It's great isn't it? I especially like how you can't type f*n so it's almost like the game is 4chancoded from the get go.
>>544655529It's ok bwo you'll be regrinding her in 7 days.
I just noticed that Meisho Doto banner isn't overlapped with Eishin Thunder. Are they slowing down?
>>544656175>>544642090
>last time I cracked 600k it was top 100>barely top 200 this time
Which Uma do I marry?
Going to the horse races at my local on Saturday It's quarter horse season though, which means it's all like 400m sprints by horses even more sprintmaxxed than bakushinThe big G1 quarter horse race is in 2 weekWe only have a single g3 for thoroughbred season sadly
>>544656040AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>544655749I did the same, shoe whiners are pathetic. Should have rolled Intelligent avian or grind more urara.
>>544656175Rice
i got wedding mayano on a daily pullsince then i've gotten nothing but trash in ~50 pulls, she jinxed me forever it seems
>>544656301they release the entire monthly schedule during the first day of the month bro look it up
>>544656347post your top3 score umas
>>544656040Thanks bb, your the cutest prez.
>>544656347>anon discovers exponentials
>>544656557You're cute too Opera-chan
>>544656014Hey Faggots,My name is Torena, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day training stupid ass guts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever won any G1?
>>544656347>967,911,995 fansAre you okay anon? Nobody locked you up and is forcing you to do fan runs all day, right?
>>544655978Riko sending her trainees to sabotage the rival trainer
>>544638878Maruzensky
>>544656347>that fan count
>>544656828ORANGE UMA WEAR CLOTHES IT'S COLD
>>544656861that's the amount gained by the club since its creation bro
>>544656349What kind of dowry are you offering?
>>544656806I dont remember writing this
I always get awful luck when I do only 1 pull at a time, I think I'm gonna stack the free pulls on Riko and use them all on the final day.
>>544656964crystal ball said no lucky clothes today
>>544655818she's still good just not as good>>544655951there aint shit for legacies for end closers on chrono like there are front runners and i brought hishiama which is about the best you can do when you have to borrow kitasan (or in my case oguri for feat). she didn't give me either of the end closer skills on my best taishin ace anyway.
>>544657009Oh right, I rarely do TT except for the daily and completely forgot about the clubs fan gains from it
I LOVE FREE ROLLS SO MUCH BROS
>>544656861Which club is this?
>>544656806>training stupid ass gutsb-but my green wife tells me to...
>>544657272You can't stack them, anon. They reset every day.
>>544657394Don't gaslight him bwo
>>544656959that's anon's club's total lifetime fan count, not his personal fan count
>not even 2* from all these free rolls
>>544657632My wife and our daughter
>>544657635the best i got from the free rolls is 1 regular el condor pasa
>>544656470i glanced at the breakdown and taishin was a the top with like 52k but dont remember the rest>>544656572yeah i'm dreading remaking for aoharu. i havent made a new TT uma since i think CM2
>>544657632
I swear to god Late surgers are a pain to run in career
>>544657635bro... you're supposed to save them in multiples of 10 to waste less gems when sparking...
>>544657821you just suck, ryan and vodka cant lose
>>544657821HER ASS IS GRASS
>>544657820
>>544657821take the front pill
>night owl, 7% failed, infirmary failed, double mood down on first year.Glue.
>>544657943>switched to Pace>instantly winYeah late surgers SUCKS
>>544657997Immortal hag…
>hag and reddit dog spamyike
>>544658223>wahhhh stop posting what I don’t like!!yike
>>544658189Made for oyakodon.I'm the dog's father too btw.
oguri career is so comfyshe truly is the goat
>>544658296I love this dumb bitch
Opinions?
>>544658467the bestet and cutest
>>544658501Focus to activate groundwork is hard.Medium S is a hard requirement though but I guess you can gamble.
Server?
>>544658501Back to the mines whale bro
>>544658672focus always triggers groundwork I heard. I think Target in Sight is going to be the issue but I was planning on running my fan runner suzuka who has 1 million fans to supplement it
>>544658784Not a whale, I don't own Kitasan. I saved for Maruzensky because she's my favorite uma I just happened to get her 5 times before sparking.
>go with the flow >nimble navigator >nearly 1000 power >STILL gets brocked
>17 years old
>>544659106Power can't unbrock you.
>>544659114You're making me want to pull for this uma when she comes out on global
69621731leo room
>>544658824focus and groundwork are wit checks
>>544659114
umapyoi
okay i understand my summer hag's stats are less than ideal but why is so much slower than my tt oguri...also, if I change maru to pace chacer in the umalator, she becomes faster than oguri? what's going on here
>luckshit skill sparks like never before>creek event chain did not finish>shit stats>no Medium SThat's life!
>look for twin turbo ssr friend>last updated>whole page is a bunch of people offline x days no clubTHIS GAME IS COOKED
Finally finished my first leo ace
At what point do you give up trying to make an uma work for you?
>>544632145She looks like the daughter of Ryuko and Kitasan Black
Why would scenario changing affect parents? Is it just the scenario sparks?
>>544659446simming is pretty bad for comparing between styles because the style speed modifiers become very overblown. it's really only good for comparing 2 of the same umas together being used in the same style with slight stat/skill variations.
>>544659843Never because I've never made an uma work
King GAYlo
>yeah i have MLB neicha
>>544659971yeah that's what i thought too. guess i'll run some rooms with maru. oguri's been getting shat on
>>544659897More stats potentially makes it easier to reach 1.1k for sparks but it's still likely not enough since you want to do as many races as possible for parent runs, also aoharu is considerably longer so ura is still the best for parent farming.
>>544652286When did grass Wonder get older and change hair color
Aren't you forgetting something?
w-where is everyone
>>544660392Just did my daily bakushin run.I'm the danchou.
Umas for this feel?
>fails >10% training twice in a row>don't over do it twice in a rowYeah we are not fixing your mood, go crash the career if you want to
>>544659870
>>544659446team trials is a real pvp so makes sense
>>544660392Yes, here you go
>>544659446just put them in CM room and see if Maru can actually outrun Oguribut you can see that Oguri's top speed is so much higher than Maru here
>>544660493When that happens I switch to running racists only
my CM team
>>544660315Wait, so URA sparks work in Aoharu?
>>544660915why wouldn't they
>>544660493you can't get don't over do it from 10% failures thougheverbeit?
>>544660915No you have to start over, no existing legacies can work in other scenarios.
can someone post that gif of rudolf scratching her butt
>>544660798thanks anon. i've been doing that but my golshi keeps beating both of them
>>544659681I hate it why cant globals be obsessed with horses and gacha like japan
>>544660485Why do horses keep their intestines in their nose?
>>544660485Dude yanked his entire brain out wtf
>>544660067I didn't know based Chad Warden also plays uma
>>544661170It do be like that.
>>544661198Gacha is a cruel world. You need fun engaging rewarding gameplay loops to get glotards to stay. That or porn. And one of these is banned.
>>544661303Less brain = faster hors
>>544661398
>>544660485what the fuck is this
>>544660485you cant just post this without explaining it
>>544661398Oh so like a weight saving measure like I did for my mustang. Any other tricks and tips? Like if you have a card board rollcage that's painted it drastically reduces weight.
>bro just pull the hag, you will win every race>every race in question
>>544661597The retard horse probably snorted up some cloth
>really want to MLB Nice Nature card for On Your Left so I can maybe finally try and win a CM with King Halo>it's only useful otherwise in MANT>it falls off after MANT>horrible skill hints>no mood bonus>can't crystal it>Dober is still like 5 months awayThis game SUCKS. Why does it hate Late Surgers and King Halo so much?
>>544661198Playing global is like every friend being Machan.
>>544660461Danchou's new favorite sticker
>>544661690get danced on
>>544661376>draws his own Uma artwork used in his videosWitgod is soul, every other Uma tuber soulless
>>544661685Red horse and jockey clothes makes a horse run faster too
>>544661597You ever see a clown or magician pull flags from their nose? It's like that but horse
Which uma is the easiest to farm Kikkashos with? That stupid race is so fucking cancerous, not even spring tennosho is that annoying
>>544661869creek always wins
>>544661869
>>544661869any non-pace with a built in gold recovery and long aptitude
>>544660186>posing instead of freaking outI guess they are used to
>>544661869Creek is a 100% WR KKS. You've seen peak right?
>>544661869Whoever has good recoveries or stamina growth
>>544661869Any triple crown uma.
>>544661748Is Machans story sad I don't want to look it up or read it. I know some of the future Uma stories get wild and not straightforward like only loves you and the omniscient one
>>544659843you have a contract anon
>>544661743Take the GUTS pill
>>544662081I like Machan's doll
>>544662070Doto a cute
>>544662081Her story is pretty much a mini Key VN
>>544661743Take the slick surge inherit pill.
>>544661813it looks like a giant worm, what material is coming out of that snort?
>>544662163When is Guts getting buffed again?And what does the buff do exactly?
>>544661869Seiun, Fuku, or Oguri (if you're building her right)
>>544662453Guts affects neck neck. Whoever has the most guts wins.
>derby is optional on this horse>picked oaks by accidentwallahi
>>544661743its good in aoharuits great its mantits okay in grand liveand OYL gets buffed after 4th scenario, so even after that you can still use her
>>544662438Its a cloth bandage
>>544662453I dunno about timing, but right now guts is just a second shittier stamina meter that kicks in when you gas out. Post-tweak it'll help you get unblocked and increase your base speed, and your max speed in the final spurt
>>544661869Golshi, mein nigger. >built in gold recovery>20% stam growthsmack the Super Creek Card on her, and get stamina to around 450 by Kikuka sho (500 if you're paranoid), and it won't give you much trouble.
>>544662574Surely you do some tiara runs. How else will you pot frillies?
>>544662574
>>544662779I've done it before on FRs with 400 stamina. Br you really need that AS proc to finish, and that's with late/ends being 1 or 2 lengths behind you
>>544662624then why the hell nobody is shilling the card here
>>544662864I just used the vodka imageI was doing mcfatty runs
EAT SHIT FLATTIEBIG JUICY UDDERS FOR THE WIN
>>544662115Not anymore*rip*
>>544661869Kiku is 450 stam for guaranteed win. Spring is 600 stam. You will still need some speed or velo/acc skills though. None of these will stop you from getting brocked or late starting either.
>>544659843I'm not that kind of guy. Maybe you are.
>>544663051Post race paizuri.....
>>544663020Because most f2ps can't afford it when there's Riko/Rice for Creeklets and Kita rerun for Kitalets.
>>544659843I don't give up, I just see it all the way throughIt's a different matter if the uma crashes the career though, that's on her
>>544663000yeah I just did Mayano with 400 stam and she raped it, didn't even have Maestro at that point. I've won it with stam as low as 350, but that's really pushing it.
>>544663287Is it worth rolling on the Riko banner if I have 2lb Creek?
I WANT TO ROLLI NEED RIKO NOW
>>544663228
Do not roll for wit Neicha, you don't need it to survive Aoharu or MANT. You need Fine Motion and Kitasan instead
>>544663287this hurts, it's so accurate>t.0lb creek, 0lb kitawinningticket.exe
biko kashimoto
fuji is not that big
>>544662752>guts is just a second shittier stamina meter that kicks in when you gas out.guts is a modifier applied to your stamina consumption in the late race.
>>544663509Use your free rolls on it, yeah.Don't waste your carats on it, borrow her.
Grass' default pose makes this a lot more sexier
>>544663051Why is Fuji so hot even if she's handsome
>>544663632The thigh gap on these umas during summer training is insane I can't stop staring.
>>544663509>Consult the umachart
>>544663695Sweaty breasts
>>544663571Perfect sizes and ratios, classy and tasteful, not gross cow you can find on the street
>>544662624You're not gaslighting me are you? How does OYL get buffed? I still see 1.8s of 0.4 acceleration on gametora with Japanese settings.
>>544663775>Do you have Creek I have her at 0LB, is that a yes or no?
im not pulling for a card that everyone is still offering for borrow at max uncap
>>5446639394th and up instead of 6th and up
>>544663939It gets buffed to >=4, so much easier to fulfil condition and it procs during first half of spurt, so you are more likely to get value from it
Dantsu sex
>>544663775>have Kitasan, creek, fine motion as told I should by the all knowing Uma "I've played this game before" tubers>all 0LBAll my Umas lose
THANKS OGURII JUST WANTED A TURF WITH URA EVEN AT 1*
Kinda crazy to think about how we have years of content to wait for yet the most SEX unit is already outWe peaked early
>Golden Oldies
Do event bingos ever get reworked to take less time? Or at least get slightly better rewards? Currently the only kinda useful thing you get past the event card is 1 (one [ichi]) statue every full bingo and that's just not worth the time it takes
make an opera bird thread
>>544664265
i'm shilling wit Nature
>>544664265you owe hernow feed her
>>544664471use an autoclicker. unironically, save your fingers and mouse and wrist.
>>544664265>corner acceleration
>>544664568Stop posting this stupid fucking face it makes me angry REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>544664493make an opera rapist thread
>>544664621>play mobile games on mobile>zero wrist and joint problems
>>544664892>>544664892>>544664892>>544664892>>544664892
>>544664637I mean, corner connoisseur probably lets you win leo like 5% of the time.
>>544664621I'm guessing that's a no? Oh well... Next event I'll just set up a macro or see if there's any already done.
>>544660392I did, actually. Check this out
>>544663117I have 500 and still fail that one often WITH speed and velo/acc skills. Its still not enough, you need recovery skills too.
>>544655921>japanese breeding is largely downstream from american breedingit was first downstream from european breeding
>>544658681I barely even knew 'er!
