>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>544551114
Wait did they fucking give Heolstor his name because they didn't want two things being "Nameless" because of Nameless King?
dead gamedead general
>>544640813ummmmm truth nuke
revenant
>>544641158the mother of my 5 children
>>544641357We know Wylder
In this thread my wife Trish will finally queue up with me again and then add me.
Uhh, how do I enter the DLC? Do I need to kill two empyreans? I'm on a character I haven't played in months, and Mogh is dead but I can't enter the dlc via the fingers?
what damage type is fartis' roar
>>544641689Ramadan only
>>544640494Maybe? Different words though. The "nameless" in Nameless King is 無名, as in "no name". Whereas Heolster is ナメレス or "nah-meh-reh-su". It only reads like "nameless" if you write it out in english.
>>544641939ahhh ty
ggs libraon one hand we all had less likely if it was ED, on the other i would have no mana if it wasstill wish it was ED desu
gg libra, was hoping for ed with all the status we had
>>544641715I had less likely so sorry for the schizophrenic bosses
How do we feel about the onlyafro situation?
>>544643124
>>544643124>one less woke brown tranny in the USBased.
>>544643124Subhuman never should have been let in. Objective act of good in the world for once.
>>544643124i don't know who that is and i don't care. i'm here to talk about video game not random eceleb, stop bringing him up.
>>544644114Shifty’s new build, throwing other Revenant mains at enemies
https://youtu.be/iy1sAY_U6fE?si=Zlhl5U03ZaXAHS79
>>544644343He has an attack gremlin that distracts the enemy by 3barring in front of them
>>544644343He turned into a Duchess main, I've had to sub in as Revenant to compensate
>>544644628kek, got a chuckle outa me
q
>>544645204no, lunch
>>544641508Can’t decide if good or bad
>>544644114God that’s cute. Imagine just picking her up and using her as an onahole.
>>544645051Name? For the wife list?
>>544645051No I haven't, stop spreading misinformation
>>544645695What does your characters played amount look like?
>>544645403big titty amazon is always good
>>544643773Don't trigger it anon.
surely the servers aren't dead still
>>544645818Looks like it won't help he's winding up his bs already.
>>544645743ok
>>544646135Jesus Christ you have more in one character than I have combined.
>>544646135that's a lot of games, man
>>544646135Cute! Why are you so cute?
>>544646271I dont even have the most game hours, some other anon is ahead of me by like 10
>>544646447which girl do you have crush on
>>544646271you have, at most, a part time job. Are you a full NEET?
>>544646692community manager (gratis)
>>544646582No comment>>544646692I'm not a neet
>>544645957Kill birdjeets. Behead birdjeets. Roundhouse kick a birdjeet into the concrete. Slam dunk a birdjeet baby into a trashcan. Crucify filthy birdjeets. Defecate in a birdjeet's food. Launch birdjeets into the sun. Stir fry birdjeets in a wok. Toss birdjeets into active volcanoes. Urinate into a birdjeet's gas tank. Judo throw birdjeets into a wood chipper. Twist birdjeets' heads off. Report birdjeets to the IRS. Karate chop birdjeets in half. Trap birdjeets in quicksand. Crush birdjeets in a trash compactor. Liquefy birdjeets in a vat of acid. Eat birdjeets. Dissect birdjeets. Exterminate birdjeets in a gas chamber. Stomp birdjeet skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate birdjeets in the oven. Lobotomize birdjeets. Grind birdjeet fetuses in a garbage disposal. Drown birdjeets in fried chicken grease. Vaporize birdjeets with a ray gun. Kick old birdjeets down the stairs. Feed birdjeets to golden hippos. Slice birdjeets with a katana.
terr can you come back we can still win
>>544646135I can't believe you forsook Revenant, I don't even know you anymore
>>544647203He's caught in a pattern spamming about guardian.
>>544647203typical terr, good luck lol
>>544647248Ironic considering he's playing as the designated brown DEI dude
>>544645784Only if they actually look like women and not men with tits
>>544646903>No commentso there is ONE
Nah das GAWDLIKE Terr!
>>544647203My decision to block terr has never been more vindicated
Nah 'das' DAWGshite t*rr!
damn got hit with the undodgable triple attack oh wellgood effort ser john
Even dough he's GAWDLIKE....
>>544647203no idea why he had a meltdown when i was the one who lost my souls at the castle lol
>>544647203>Duchess troons everyone!
>>544647961suprised it didn't kick him eventually but ehi fucked up the res at the castle and then we had demihuman queen trigger her rage before we killed the swordsman i can understand being mad but i was expecting him to leave or come back eventually
>>544647961now, i wasn't there, but maybe something just came up. i've been in some really fucked runs with terr and he stuck it out.
Queue please!
>>544647909i think we did pretty damn good all things considered. cant believe terr is currently being used as a breeding sow for a pack of demi humans thats crazy
>>544647402He's got a whole persona for playing guardian. His mental illness about the bird comes from an anon humiliating him using a bird image.
>>544647108No
you can add me on steam if you want to know not gonna argue about it here
>>544648224post the webms sister
>>544647909>undodgable triple attackWhat
>>544648203just woke up, gonna brush me teeth and hop on
>>544648382here you go>>5446485062 dogs jumping at you while the 3rd sends an rake nuke at you
>>544648617That's not undodgeable, and saying anything is undodgeable while you're playing duchess is kind of silly.
>>544646692worse, i'm a student
>>544648617That doesn't show anything, and that's not undodgeable, especially as Duchess, shitter.
>>544648617>>544648052
>>544648704true, if you have restage up and can time it into the recovery frames of your dodge then it's possible
>>544648301terr why are you such a whiny bitch
>>544648946You can also dodge 3 times. 2 for the jumping dogs then 1 for the firewave.
notice how birdjeet players never post clips of them doing something impressive in the game, they always post gay ass drawings
I’ve won all my duos due to someone quitting in depths, even when with shitters like sludge. Pathetic attempt
>>544649017>>544648704>>544648848You can easily outsprint that attack the only problem is you might run out of stamina
>>544649196We get it terr. Someone already explained your illness.
gg mystery heolstor
>>544649342GG, that was a clean ass run
>>544649196all the good birds left
Why did mush and yys stop playing?
gg heol gang
>>544649287You can fuck the dog jumps over if you see them coming. Just move around 3 ft then stop then move again. They'll land where at a specific spot so you just move while they are airborne.>>544649415They play under different names now. All the sisters had to get new personalities on /erg/.
you literally just have to spam the roll button as duchess and you get 100% invisibility
>>544649415unironically filtered by depths
>>544649287I've always just ran away from the 2 dogs keep them all on camera, and dodge the fire rake from the third.
>>544649294I'm not terr, I just hate birdniggers
>>544649589I know dantev
>>544649397Absolute kino
>>544648848you can have my fuckup instead
terr? more like shiterr LOL
>>544649397this is so sad
>>544650113never larp as a mage ever again
>>544650113You had time to get him after that embarrassing waste of FP? He's a fag, but this would look like BM from the downed persons' perspective.>>544650198Stealing this
>>544649196Truth>>544648508Shut up
>>544649415Got bored with the game presumably>>544650198So true
sote update will save us
>>544650740ressing with a giant, some soldiers and a pot thrower behind me is just asking to die with him and since ser john died too it meant we were going back to the castle anyway so death didn't matteri did fuck it up pretty bad though and then ser john died at the gaol and lost his souls and then the demi human fight was even worse
jfc
>>544651259Oh so you're also a pussy, noted.
lmao sniped me from downtown with those magic missiles. ggs bugs.
>>544651923Was it the forward leap? I get hit by Gnoster's bullshit every time with that attack because I forget he fires before Faurtis actually goes for it.
>>544651923no i think i trolled you with duchess ult you didnt go invis so he switched targets to you suddenly. im ass at using duchess ult every time i do it someone fucking dies
>>544652127Every duchess tries to invis during the driveby. Sadly unlike Calligo who drops out of the air like a rock, the duo just keeps doing their bullshit until the invis wears off in most cases.
Even 'doe' xhe's DAWSHITE thoughbeit
>>544651634or terr and i could have simply not died
>>544652108Nah it was mid charge, he was chasing someone else at an angle and half the missiles locked on to me for some reason while I was just popping a bloodboil.>>544652127oh...
gg dog
>>544653113gg dog, that DTS was harder lol
>>544653113>>544653208ggs, kinda knew that draconic sentinel was a bad idea. shoulda just ulted and took the hawk taxi
>>544653294thats what i thought we were doing but you two just rushed straight at him
>>544643967he was still thinking about me :3 *blushes*
>>544653208>reddit t-pose
>>544653383monkey brain took over my bad
>>544653440any gesture at all is reddit, real 4chan /erg/ers mash l1 to block-wiggle their weapon
>>544644494so many trannies in fromsoft games
>>544649397>useless guardian and revenantmany such cases
>>544654496Even though point down is 4chvd culture>L1 waggle Anything more than 3 waggles and you're an annoying fag and probably an estrogenic teen
please clean up your pings. playing the whole game with 2 white pings is actual subhuman behavior
>>544655184I throw a ping at the border of the map every game
>>544655184I don't even know how to do this
>>544655184You can completely disable pings in the options menu, it's what I did
>>544655416or do what Zorban does and disable them with your superior brainpower
>>544655416I don't want to disable all pings, just from certain people who spam it nonstop. Sometimes on different locations even (Tide)
>>544655583This explains some things
>>544655583Hey look man, it's pretty obvious his attention is split between the game and his chat. It does suck when he'll not notice something because he was reading some chat message and then wonder why people aren't with him or whatever.
erg is finished pack it up
gg jellyfish not bad for having no lightning. i realized i accidentally dropped my dragon greatclaw
man am i happy it was regular augur, don't think any of us found damage negation at full hp
>>544658323>>544658345gg augur, nice fighting regular for oncewas surprisingly fun
>>544658250There are times when he doesn't see because he's reading his chat but 9/10 times it is because he is slow. It might be that he is reading a weapon passive or fighting an enemy but it doesn't register in his head that a ping has happened.
>>544658345Just don't get hit. The only attack that could reasonably hit you is the dash or the tsunami (which ticks damage so negation bubbles do jack shit against anyway). You can just sprint out of the laser and the bubbles and pearl lasers can both be completely negated by just firing off a charged shot as they're coming.
gg cock it was delicious
Can I queue sleepy as heck
>>544658865Whose?
>>544643124I lold. Read the kiwifarms thread yesterday and had a good cringe laugh. What a fucking moron but what can you expect from a tranny video game player.
>>544655184You might have OCD anonykinsThe only thing I can't stand is constant self pings for every single corpse item, team buff, ult, etc
>>544654496Literally weapon wiggling is the sign of a redditor child. I literally put in zero effort when a co-op summoner wiggles at me. Gestures are the sign of a Soulsborne veteran.
>>544660060Yup. Very funny.>>544651134Giga cope.
>>544654963>>544660285Im gonna wiggle even harder now that i know it upsets you. Just like i filter shitters by leaving my name as the default.
>>544660692It just a sign of a secondary shitter anon. You're signaling that you're a retard is all. Im not mad about it, I just dont respect you.
Why are they like this?
I typically just spam an ash of war at the end screen
>>544660829My favorite thing about this game is making butt boys like you seethe. No i will not follow your shitty routing no matter how much you ping. Im better at the game than most of you and when you fag out and quit i solo the rest easily.
>>544661119>realizes he was completely wrong and infact HE is the redditor>deflects the nonsense about routing lol
>>544661032Epic slamdunk xister
>>544661032Ive never met a wylder that wasnt a total shitter in 500 hours
>doesn't wiggle backsoulless>doesn't emote backsoullessYou might as well start participating in retirement home bingo nights at that point
so anyone in queue?
>>544661032-100 aura
>>544661294You brought up skill and i moved on to how youre an angry little butt goblin that i like to bully until you quit but whatever makes you feel ok sport.
>>544661484>he's mad I called him a shitterlmfao what a little bitch boy
>>544661415Facts
>>544661415the actually correct post
>>544661415>>544661653>>544661713only exception to this is doing "you're beautiful" towards female teammates, that's quite inappropriate
>>544661645>still seethingKek. I win.
>>544661836I sometimes do this to anyone who played well whatever character but not all the time I just chuck out an emote, its just an emote it ain't that deep
>>544662057>get laughed at as a pathetic fragile retard>defend your ego by projecting seething anger onto haughty derisionLemme guess: You're brown
>>544661836I use my beloved then they lay on the ground and i patches crouch on their face. In elden ring you can drop items while emoting so i drop blood tinged excrement right in their mouth.
gg dragon
Cowards, running from the condemned fort! GG.
>>544662309>>544662316gg sorry i have nightmares from guardian invaders spawning ontop, it almost never goes well so that's why i wanted to come back later
>>544662316i thought the invader didnt despawn or something which is why blue was pinging like mad. then you outpinged him and before i shot myself in the head i realized the invader was there
waow queue is actually active today
>>544662176>must be proudWhos projecting now you fucking nigger.
found some of my invasion webms from a year ago lol i just have to post these again
>>544662831
>>544662814Ahahaha I was right. You're brown
>>544649415I wanted to play silksong, hades and digimon
>>544662410always do invaders at level 2
>>544663053
>>544663047Is digimon good
>>544655416That's completely soulless
thank god libra died when he did kek
>>544663031No im not im proud aryan europe man like jesus
>>544663850gg libra, bit spicy at the end there
>>544663951>noo no no sarr I am the Aryan European Jesus!lmao you're a full on lolcow bud
>>544663558If you like cyber sleuth then yeah but it's kinda a mid game on it's own. Turn based rpg with a shit story and not very deep combat but its carried by nostalgia and that gotta catch em feeling of seeing all ur fave mons
>>544663965>hes wiggling Instant blacklist for all pf you
>>544662831>>544663053>>544663242nice!
>>544664224Oh…
1/3 wylderbvll
got goomba stomped earlier today...
sorry daddy-hubby, I played badly
>>544664594This has happened to me with bosses that jump around too like the red wolf and kindred
>>544664595Don’t worry daddy pedo has threw a bunch of my games
>>544664186You dont even know what the word mean you stupid child stop 4channing at achool and learning some things you little idiot
>>544664926Ahahahah bro please never stop replying
>>544664595no worries famalam
>>544665076Look at this dumb kid on the internet being racist while i drive big truck and make money
>>544664594I once got teamkilled by a greatbow user who knocked one of the evergaol bosses down, apparently in the knockdown state they are considered falling.
>>544665210lol
>>544665375Mad and stupid racists
>>544665549Ahahahahaha fuck yeah dude
>>544665212If a launched enemy hits you while you jump you get knocked around too its pretty funny.
>>544664594>c tier squad wiped to fort kino
>>544665736troon-box is atleast a b tier, and troongle is F tier
>>544665917Trve but he brings down the team rating
>>544665917>troon-box is atleast a b tier, and troongle is F tierYeah and when you average it out the team is C tier overall.
>>544665917shit-box is a confirmed queue dodger so xhe's not a real Depth 5 player because xhey didn't earn their rank
>>544665549>Proudly posts his gypsy pigstygrim
>>544666192Confirmed where? proof?
>>544666335Confirmed by me. Checked recent players on 2 occasions, and the same common denominator was a faggot called '9', which is nine-box. Myself and the other players each time were players I don't think would do that, like shifty.
>>544666051B C D E FAverage is D
gg horsie, thanks for the radahn swordstwinblades raider with no respec relic is certainly a build
>>544665640Thanks brother>>544666204I make big money easy working for the family at home. My last shipment was a load of buttplugs for your two dads you easily mislead fucking nerd.
>>544666806i wonder how much knowledge above all helped
>>544666192Why the fuck would I dodge shit? Probably have you blocked.
>>544667007it reduces magic negation by 10% so it's definitely worth using also check out this fucking insane CE kino I just pulled
>>544667451splode
>>544667451revtroons eatin good
>>544667451caster raider kino
>decide to finally play night reign again after I GETGUD at hollow knight (people who know know exactly what im referencing)>huge input lag>anything less than perfection just gets me killed (d2)yeah i bought a new pad after path of pain and im not breaking the new one dealing with this shit. im officially done.and even despite that im still landing 75% of deflects.
>>544667928Deep of night is gay just play regular expeditions or some other game.
>>544663965>shifty throwing trish into enemies
gg bugs I had no fire
GGs Buggos
>>544668024ive already done -everything- in regular expeditions thats why i've been playing other stuff.dlc when
>>544668591I have too but i still like to carry randoms for fun runs. Bonus fun if they quit and i block them.
how many of you have me blocked just be honest i can take it
>>544668836Name?
>>544667928if you didn't get the flower ending you're shit sorry buddy
>>544668836I cleared out my block list, not even Sneedger is blocked anymore.
>>544649397
>>544669409>ulting for a 0.1 bar
>>544668836I've only blocked sneed, seiln, kino, alex, bjark and mulcheater
>>544669514Why do you have bjark blocked? Is it because he plays zorb-tier meme builds?
>>544669607Because he CEs relics
>>544669647He only did that once and admitted to it and stopped using the cheated relics. I don't see the big deal
Anyone else play with randoms and have hundreds of laggy chinese accounts blocked?
>>544669751Okay ill unblock u bjark and check ur relics next time I get you
>>544669906i climbed to d4 with randos and never blocked anyone, the probability you'll get the same rando again is extremely low anyways
>>544669906I have 1.1k chinks blocked but not because I play with randoms in nightreign, I only play with erg. Its because I did invasions in regular eldie ring
I only block revtroons
I block whoever the thread tells me to block
>>544670095damn thats impressivedo you just instablock them when you see a chinese name or do you have an actual process to it
>>544670238Block trish
>>544669906I haven’t run into many. I only have 5 or so blocked from Nightreign. My block list is full of annoying people from other games that I blocked for arbitrary reasons like they played like me too much or they talked too much or they looked at me funny and I was in a bad mood.
>>544670262I bloxk every chink name then block every chink name on their friend list but only the first 5ish in their profile. Sometimes I check non chink name profiles and see its a chink with an English name and don't block them because at least they are ashamed of being a chink. But even name with chink symbols or all numbers get instantly blocked. Nuke china
Ggs normal Fulgroid.
>>544670629this but add russia to the mix
>>544670238block zorban
>>544643124he had 10 years to get his papers
>>544666806twinblade raider is surprisingly good. easy to use and can get successive attack negation in one charge.
>>544670742Yeah this too but I see 1 russiod profile for every 50 chink profiles
unblock sneedGAWD
>>544670725gg
gg adel
>>544669948he might still have cheated relics. i remember someone in the pool running physical attack+12 with very suspiciously nothingburger debuffs
please...game...give me ED adel already im so tired of fighting regular version
>>544666806You sound like a whore.
bg church rats we all died and ragequit
gawd is in the Q
>>544667451peep my middle one
Did Manta give up? Sad. She was supposed to surpass Zorban.
>>544664373Cyber sleuth goes on sale often and they're pretty much the same game. So you can try that one out first for cheap to see if you'll enjoy time stranger. If you played digimon world 1 as a kid and want a sequel to that game, you can try out next order.
>>544671581ED adel is basically the same fight as regular adel but with a tornado.
>>544671923she was so disgusted by us that she quit nightreign
>>544672162Tornados are cool
>>544669980Not true for me if i dont block them i see them again when we re que or in a couple of games i see them again.
hehe yellow rings going woosh>>544671636i'm not a whore>>544671804that is pretty nice, do you use the restage improved effect?
I gave up dragonwound on communion for that RoB with Incant% like a fucking retard I hate myself
GGs Bugboys
>>544672130I played cyber sleuth on the vita a long time ago it was alright if you like monster collecting its pretty good.
has anyone actually ever taken that one passive you get after killing a night boss that gives dragon communion buff thing
>>544672683If you're not a whore, then why do you have gigantic whorish breasts?
>>544672874yes it's amazing if you have a good proccer for it, like my mvp rotten breath this game, or Dragonclaw / Maw
>>544672738>>544672743gg bugs
>>544672130Did you ever try Dragon Quest Monsters The Dark Prince? I fucking loved the gameboy games and even caravan hearts was awesome.
>>544671923I think my last adel game with her broke her spirit
holy queue times, it's been more than 20 mins already and still at 1/3
>>544672869Yeah the monster collecting is the main appeal of the game. I also prefer cyber sleuths story and concept much more than time stranger but that may be biased because I think time travel is a really stupid story telling vessel. The combat of both is about the same shallowness though
>>544672951>>544672874Its good with dragon claw and maw but the breath attacks are too slow. Also if your using incantations do you really wanna melee stuff? Its just alright.
>>544666806>>544671010that's very interesting, can you give me the name of the twinblade raider so I can send him a friend request?
>>544672951>>544673453But isn't the Dragon Communion effect only worth it if you're going up against Caligo or Adel? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't it simply add anti-dragon to your main weapon like the dragon grease?
>>544673276Any idea why you were blocked?
>>544671923Is manta romanian?Sometimes an eastern euro accent slips through
>>544673648dragon grease gives you phys damage
>>544673648assuming it works like the grease it should just increase phys up on the weapon against anything
>>544673648It's a physical damage addition buff (grease but physical) aswell as having extra effects against dragons, if you have a decent passive on a seal and a non grief spell to proc it with it's just a permanent buff for your main weapon
>>544673453I was able to pair Rotten Breath with that power against Adel once
I'm rewatching the Terror. I hope my next game is against Caligo.
>>544674081>>544673648It gives your weapon the same effect as dragon grease but ive never checked the stat page with the buff to see if it boost phys also. Its also good against flying dragon and ancient dragon too and i think i read somehwere that you get half the buff vs dragonkin also.
show me your most ce kino relic
>>544674641its right here revcutie *unzips*
>>544673170I Googled it. Looks soul but I've never played any dragon quest game so I don't have the nostalgia boost and I don't have a switch
ggs ED dogssorry about leaving you devil, i was hoping you'd follow
GGs GigaGladius. >>544675040No that's on me, but that Banished knight combo'd the shit out of me and ate my input due to his combo triggering the bleed on hit negative on my relic setup so no roll wanting to come out.
>>544675040Why doesn't practice test an honest character
>>544674862Theres a PC version and the multiplayer is ass if you just wanna pirate it. The art is Akira Toriyama if you like dragon ball and theres loads of puns in the game.
>>544675040>Devil Knight STILL hasn't shown bulge
>>544674641
>>544675337The nightmare half of his persona is more willing to show clitty bulge.
>>544675314Maybe I'll check it out, thanks cutie. *mwah*
>>544674641I have a few, but this is my favorite recent one. I love healing summons and I love FP maxing and I love having the strength respec just in case I don't get any seals or I run out of FP.
>>544674641this isn't CEkino or even good at all but it's edgy kino
fogwalld
im sorry
The dogs synced a fire burp to frame trap me so the wave synced into it, my salt is infinite.
>>544675618>Devil Knight is actually a girl
>>544676201my last down he leapt right on top of me and did the spin into fire wave. not sure if i couldve even dodged
>>544676264It is from an accident at work he's just a guy with a clit
>>544675979Actually good with the faith respec on duchess
>>544676201What wave?
>>544676110>>544676201>>544676316*kisses u on the forehead*
queue or else
>>544676529The giant flame wave the hotdog does when he's marked you. In hindsight I could've popped ult to live but my instinct was to dodge and that got me killed.
>>544676630thx mom
>>544676730mmmmm nyo... nyo...
>>544673648Does it activate AP up after using grease?
>work done>showered>comfy storm outsidePeak q weather
>>544675676Stop being gay queer>>544672905Because I put a baby in her
STOP MOVINGYOU BITCHshe also did the special tail whip attack that I was absolutely not ready for
Me on my way to give anons candy!
gg giga caligerbut guys please save your ult for canceling the blizzard. it could've gone alot smoother
>>544674641These two are my babies
>>544677747gg gigacaligo"near death reduces max HP" is such bullshit I was getting one-tapped nonstop, sorry about that
>>544677805I love dolls
>>544677827I did try to cancel the blizzard but the shot was late by a nanosecond
>>544671040No surprise. The Chinese are obsessed with fromslop despite hating them.
>>544678081Appears to afflict a lot of areas in the steppelands.
>>544665549>>544665210>>544663951>>544664926
>>544678008SameEspecially cute /erg/ dolls
In case you were wondering why the new CR2 effects randomly don't work, apparently invader weapons break them. Any of the new charged effects like Black Flame/holy wave/elemental bursts that show up on a red invader weapon won't work.
>>544678974Thanks for the month old
GG Libra.Easy fight.
gg libra, was hoping for edalso sorry for the afk on day two, forgot to put the bins out lol
>>544679153No one has ever posted about it in erg
>>544678974I had a duchess dagger with luring yesterday that actually worked, only one that hasnt been broken for me.
>>544679440Yes we did, several times.And it's not completely correc, I think it works on duchess dagger?
>>544679271I don't forgive you
ggs horseywish bosses had a higher ED rate
>>544679440We talk about the invader weapons not working with charged strong attacks almost every thread.
You are not ready for my ISA rev.
>>544678974everyone knows thiseveryone also knows that elemental explosion on charge hit also doesn't work when attacking invaders
>>544679828Can you do any animation canceling with the daggers for fast r1s?
>>544678258Baited another stupid racist haha fucking moron.
>>544679737GG I agree
>>544679815False. No one has posted about it yet
>>544680006Ive never gotten any of them to work they just randomly activate when im not even attacking
>>544679609you're supposed to jump up on the cliffs to cheese that gaol with ranged
>"Baited another stupid racist haha fucking moron"
>>544680641Post your hand
>>544680523The webm was a joke and also...>you're supposed to play exactly how I want you toNo? Ironeye's bow does more damage up close, and the safest spot for DKS is behind him. I just got unlucky.
>>544680803>you're supposed to play exactly how I want you togeez calm down, my comment was in jest dudeno need to be so precious
>>544680803I find it funny when Ironeye's have no awareness of their effective range. You let them be the sole damage for a few seconds and they're hitting for 60 damage an arrow lol
gg basic goatholy fuck we basically cleared the map, we were so stacked that I was actually dissapointed about no ED
gg goat guy, shame it wasn't ED cuz we were pretty well preparedthanks for dropping that bow belan xoxo
>>544681791np glad I managed to get what you were trying to convey with the spastic pinging
bbk sama i kneel
>>544680641Coward
im crying again
>>544683043*hug*what's wrong anon? wanna talk about it?
>Fulghor uses arrow rain and immediately follows it with his blender>Can't move in to get past him because of the arrow rain>Arrow rain eventually catches me when I run away and run out of staminaI guess I'll just die
you have to stay close to him when he starts his arrow rain
>>544683310im just depressed dont worry about it
>>544683880but I wanna worry about it, I don't want anons to cry
>>544683642>fuhlgor>going fine>casts rain of arrows>it does its thing>he fires three arrows in a row at me>dodge them>i chose the wrong direction and the rain of arrows clips me>90% of my hp gone>in the stagger animation from getting clipped me fires a fourth arrow and because i'm in the 0.1s stagger animation i can't roll>dieTHREE ARROWS? OK I GUESSBUT FOUR?
gg libra, man i am so tired getting regular on stacked runs
>>544682327>xhes is so mad he replied twice
>>544684097thanks anon ill be fine soon just having little melty thats all
>>544684638Ggs, also check your friend requests nigga, I've been adding a few anons.
>>544685342gay
>>544685417fag
>>544683642You're supposed to circle them to throw off the tracking desu
>>544683043I cried myself to sleep last night. Hugs.
>>544685553is that you?
>>544682242>Go up to check roof boss>Red bbk>Nope>Run off>Snipes me while I'm fighting a troll
>>544685417How is trying to make friends gay? Serious question.
>>544685585>>544684918so many girls in erg
>>544685342Don't add anon, he's gonna flip out and expose you
>>544684638This looks like sissy
Nah...das DOGSHIT sissycuck...
>>544685950Can't wait for the epic slamdunk screenie
shiftyduck is my dad
>>544680641You better respond
>>544685919im a boy
>>544680641>>544678258You blew xhir shit crusted brown butthole out here xhe’s crying now
>expedition as duo because third immediately quit out>we get marais sword in noklateo, dupe it, also get grafted sword after, kill a shitton of mobs in the cityall this power, and for what?>regular marisbooooringthe one time I wanted ED to see those damage numbers, but noooo
>>544683043>>544683880>>544684918>>544685585We don’t need to know. Keep it to yourself.
>>544685978>zorban playstyle but trans Yep that's shiftycuck
>>544686281Hell yeah fuck that stupid racist tranny
>>544686262You are a girl
Useless rev doll queued...
>>544686425You’re supposed to hug us and say it will be okay.
>>544686281I know xhe wants me to respond so bad, 3 replies now
>>544686717done crying?
>>544686916deserves to be spoiled and headpatted and kissed on the forehead
the hell was it even supposed to be, until now I thought that the whole dlc's aoe grumbling was just a skill issue, but I literally counldn't see shit on my screen
gg gigaugur, that deathrite bird fight was laggy as fuck he was barely animating
>>544687038true
>>544687274GG giga jellyfish squadi still have no idea how this boss works, i just kinda spam charged storm ruler and it worksgame was very laggy for me too, probably high ping from one of us
>>544687095Such a based fight.
Tonight can we not wait to snipe zorban's games and just queue up? I'm sick of waiting for games
>>544687570only trish does that
>>544687570I don't like zorban he's mean to me
>>544687095You have to accept that Elden ring philosophy is that learn to feel dodges is more important than what happening on your screen
>>544687348Not you tho melty bitch
>>544661032
>>544687909what did i do
>>544688123Pointed down ace
>>544687710zorban's only mean to himself
>>544687370aim the quick shots on the ground if augur is throwing those bubbles at you, it will dispell them
>>544682242>Black Blade Kindred used Sonicboom!>It's super effective!
attempting session recovery
>>544688296im not trish
50 streak in the Depths, going for 100.
>>54468794210 out of 10
>>544688429oohhh i see, i thought you're supposed to aim them at augur to hit the balls while they're in the air
>>544688645Congrats anon
>>544682242Doesn't that shit also go through walls?
>>544688631i still cant rejoin this game idk if you guys are still going duo
>>544688867yes, you need to respect that move when the bbk is on screen and aggroed.
This part of the roundtable hold is now ruined in your mind forever, oh on on on c-team sisters.
>>544688637who are you
>>544688986wdym
>>544688986i don't get it
>>544689186>>544689214>blind + brown yikes
>>544689001why does it matter im just some anon
>meltdown starting
>>544689279Okay yeah, do you want headpats and kisses?
>>544689279>>544689383This is clearly Brynhildr who needs not only head pats and kisses, but lots of starlight shards.
>>544689383no thanks
>>544689562You're missing out
For Soulsbornes and Elden Ring, or for Elden Ring mainly, what would you say is the SAFEST weapon type?I'm thinking something that swings fast with little animation commitment and lets you dodge easily, while doing at least decent damage too?
>>544689530She's already so spoiled, its gone to her head
>>544689807straight swords or katanas
>>544689807straight sword is the right answer.
>>544689891It’s true. She just needs to be corrected once in a while to reset her.
>>544688645oh shit congrats anon! im trying to reach 50 again myself after my streak ended on 43, im currently halfway
>>544689807I'd probably say straight swords but honestly clubs might be the MVP because some enemies just laugh at slash damage but almost nothing resists strike to any noticeable degree
>>544689807it's any of big weapons actually, not fast onescomplete shitters like asmongold managed to complete the game by simply spamming jump attacks with double colossals and staggering everything in their pathstaggering things is safer because you don't need to dodge, you just mash
>>544689807staves
>>544689807>DeS-DS1-DS3Straight Swords or Rapier, pairs well with a good shield, all round great setup. >BloodborneSaw Cleaver or Saw Spear. >Elden RingSame as DeS-DS3 but even stronger with status effect options, Ash like Impaling thrust, piercing fang etc. and can pair with a good medium shield or greatshield. PCR kneels to that setup. >NightreignSame as ER answer but this also applies to ER and not just NR... Star Fists, esp cold that way you have frost, bleed, strike dmg, and quick charged heavies for the games stance break system.
>>544690220Yeah you told me, sorry that happened :(
>>544686761*grinds my erect member on your butt instead*
>>544690602i have learned my lesson and will pick up less likely to be targeted on mystery nightlord from now on, I urge everyone to do the same
>>544691073gay
You can cancel Animus' red hammer of dawn laser with ult?
>>544689325shadow heart is ugly albeit>>544690431for BB it’s definitely the axe the fully charged heavy attack was so broken
>>544691186Yes
Holy shit finally an ED fight, I didn't care which it was.
>>544691350gg horse
>>544691572Who are those?
Lost on the last hit to regular dog with one rando after the other quit. Feels extra bad man…
>>544691324Maybe worth it then?>>544691309That's just Bb in general, all its weapons are great in their own way but that anaon asked about the 'safest' and there's a reason BL4 runners use Saw Cleaver/Spear. Axe charged attack won't knock everything on its ass either, and the charged R2 + R2 on Ludwig's Holy Blade tricked and untricked Holy Moonlight Sword are stronger.
kys yys
>>544691572fuck off
>>544691772randos will make you lose against bosses you thought you could never lose to in your life. I've fucking been there.
>>544692371She hasn't been here in months
>>544643124Im an edgy 4chan poster who is a manchild too so of course im going to laugh at his misfortune despite the fact he literally does no harm to anyone. I have to virtue signal that im based and redpilled.
>>544692371>I dislike this person for being mildly annoying on 4chan >Better let them occupy my headspace for the rest of my lifeget help
>>544691106After getting hard griefed for not having it one time (L*bra will randomly teleport on top of you despite being aggro'd on the LLTBT person) I've never not gone out of my way to run it ever since.
>>544643124I don't give a fuck. I'm a 30 year old boomer but started with Souls stuff late and I cringe at some of the early souls "humor" despite growing up on some of the cringiest internet humor known to man. Apparently he's just some stupid rich youtuber who was too lazy to g et his paperwork in order and now he's getting raped for it. sucks for him.
lol
kek
>>544693484Is Tide clutchness?
>>544693546see >>544693415no
>>544693484we got too cocky bros...
>>544693593He's basically terr jr. at this point
Seriously, why did they pick a fucking pajeet to voice the bird.
>>544693546Yes. He dodged all the moves. You had to be there.
>>544693704why do you care
He really wanted to go for the ground poke explosion so I couldnt revive huh
>>544693726KEKKK kekkity kekkity kek
>>544693484>>544693726>boss has 10% hp left>'can you just fucking die already'>go all out>diemany such cases
>>544693726oof 1 bar each that is tragic>>544693756>>544693704no one like jeets
>>544693756Because I thought Guardian was cool but he remains unplayable for me due to that fact alone.
>>544693704despite what /erg/ will tell you most indians are normal
>>544693880bird hands typed this
>>544693726>6 flasks>1 bar on everyoneThis is the kind of greed they talk about in the bible.
>>5446937261 bar wipe no more no less
>>544693880not true
>>544693880Indians aren't normal.
God I'm so horny I'll try to focus ingame
>>544694169stop being an annoying tranny
>>544694257I'm not a tranny I'm an honest to god CIS meele focused wylderbvll
>>544694169Revenant is flat.
>>544694169>bazongaswhat the actual fuck did you do to my daughter-wife
>>544693680As in saying 'doe' and being cocky and not as good at the game as they think they are? Very trve.
>>544693046>rich Hahahahaha
BIG revenant skin when
>>544694674very cute chibi rev thank you artpostinganon!
>>544693880Good bait>>544693484groomer-pedo anon moment
Two times in a row now the dormant reaper discovery has actually given me the halo scythe for the dog boss
So if you have someone blocked but they don't have you blocked can you get into games? About to block all you mfs back and stay in queue all day
>>544693546Do you want to ask that again im English?
I feel like there was a wyldbull in the intro handholding walking scene
>>544694674kill yourself artpostinganon
>>544695107do it, NighTReign cucks deserve it
>>544695260shut up
>>544695081>Ruskie Alt F4 tranny is also retarded kek
>>544695107no.
>>544695376Yep so many petty faggot cucks playing on the password, they flip out over anything, deff needs correction
I miss playing Elden Ring with my /erg/ friends
Ok i'm ready for the secret discord invite now.
>>544661836my husband spams that one at me when we play together
the amount of times bosses like caligo or 3dog bumping into the arena fogwall and weird shit happening because of that has been the cause of about 80% of my losses
>>544696253STOP
>>544696253Please q
>>544695716We aren't friends, and you aren't good enough for my friend list.
>>544695935no such thing
Picking melee toons for ED 3dog is pure griefing, but /erg/ isn't ready for that conversation yet
>>544696497ermm ackshually duchess with a holy dagger is the easiest way to beat it
>>544696253please continue!
>>544695935You'll find it at the stream
>>544661836I'm going to spam it in a post-ironic sense just to spite you now.>>544696497>toonsStopped reading right there
>>544696497As opposed to what? griefing with a griefbow?
>>544696631In solos melee is fine, but in trios it's not
>>544696497If Zorban can kill ED Dogs playing Affinity damage Raider while reading chat without 3 barring I think the rest of erg can manage.
>>544696631Duchess is flexible and is a hybrid but you knew that already.
>>544696497Personally find it easier to melee hotdogs purely because the rolls feel a lot better on the fight for some reason. Same with horse
>1/3 for 30 minutesHave the amerimutts being broken by depths? Are us eurogods truly the only real men left
The ideal ED 3dog comp is one recluse/rev, one caster duchess and one ironeye
All that affinitymaxxing and it was regular fucking Auger, bleh, GG
>>544696835>if zorban can get carried with a griefer build so can you
>>544696835Raider only deals 10% less damage than Recluse with sorcery with the respec relic, it is probably optimal for the fight if anything.
>>544697415gg fish
>>544697415R2R2R2R2R2R2R2>>544697581R2R2R2R2R2R2R2gg
>>544697418but he did most damage
Is Ultimate ability damage worth it.
Is it me or does executor have the worst ult in the game
>>544697418He had to hard carry 2 tranny shitters and still won
>>544697932In Depths? Probably, but in general, no, it has great utility.
>>544697932It's not just you, it's the weakest ult overall. The only other one that comes close is Recluse's ult.
>>544696835You just backed up his point though, Magic Raider is still ranged.
>>544697932Yeah it's mostly an utility ult like the other anon said, you can still do some clutch stuff with the charged r2
>>544697932Nah that's Raider by far.Executor's ult is flexible, it's a full heal, iframes on transforming in and out of it, stagger and the roars are fantastic for reviving.Raider's rock only increases physical damage not affinity damage and not by a large amount, it blocks ally spells and ranged attacks and every nightlord except 3 dogs when they split apart can hit you on the rock.It also has the longest activation animation so you cannot use the rock to interrupt ED Caligo ice crystal unless you're already standing ontop of her which is unlikely because she jumps away and then casts it.The rock also does mediorce damage when summoned.
3s are a joke, you literally can't fail on nightlords unless your run went so horribly dogshit you're like level 11. Play duos if you want an actual hard depths experience. You won't have a chance at killing any nightlord if you arent level 15, and there's no space. The boss is either targetting you or your buddy, and if your buddy goes down, the boss is now solo targetting you.
>>544696835He also 4bars and loses to regular libra as grief damage+2 raider thoughDon't play raider. Please.
>>544696497Melee's only purpose is to hold aggro and rez the people who get downed playing on easy mode.If you're melee you should be negation maxxing end of story
>>544698843>Don't play raider. Please.But I finally found a good dormant power fists
GG giga bugs, we managed to salvage that startplaying babysitter for gnoster is fun sometimes
>>544698732Every ult has iframes that isn't a bonus
gg bug
>>544699273gg
>>544699248Executor has iframes when transforming out of dog form too, not just when you start it.
>>544698843I got to D5 7000 (so far) as raider in duos raider is totally fine, people just suck at meleeing
gg buggz
>>544699104wylder is better with fists
Any Viable fist build?
>>544699769ggs
mini CEkino
>>544697241Nah I blocked you because I'm a petty faggot ergite
>>544700121I have that but with increased art gauge on killls, shame that negative effect kinda kills it
>>544700121that sucks man. the attack power up against poisoned enemies is overrated and reduced vigor and arcane is gigacancer, literally the worst possible curse you can get.
>>544700278really? it's just 60 hp and 3 arcane, it can't be THAT bad
>>544695716Seamless play through when
>>544696363I don't really want to play D5 right now
>>544700636Well I do so queue up
gg ed fulghor, that dragon getting away at the end really fucking pissed me off i started seeing red so i wanted to kill loretta too but there was no point i forgot we were all 15 and with stormruler-tier weapons
DON'T queue (hope the reverse psychology works
gg close one. Also we didn't have time for dragon so loretta was pleferable, and I feel getting the rain grace also was a good idea but I wasn't going to abandon you guys.
>>544700367It is. -60 HP sends you down to Rev tier HP at max level and is VERY noticeable at base level as you only start with 6 vigor. That curse makes you lose -50% HP in the early game. Arcane is unusual compared to other stats and doesn't scale. Ironeye starts with 13 Arcane and that never increases. -3 arcane means a roughly 25% decrease in Arcane.
gg mystery knot
That was kind of a letdown after that clown fiesta of a madness camp, GG
>>544700363>attack power up against poisoned enemies is overratedHow so? Surely it's great in synergy with poison mark burst damage?
Libra is a girl!
>>544701862Literally me IRL
Ding dong!
>>544701862big hairy tits and massive bush\imagine the stench
>>544702118why's she an elf
kino
>>544702236She's an elf and he's a cat, because of halloween.
>>544702236Because it's Halloween and Elves are just White people with pointy ears.
>>544702385>>544702653why are you an elf
someone on PS became a (not Elden) Lord congrats but i hope you didn't marry the blue bitch
>>544701797Because as Ironeye most of your damage isn't actually coming from regular attacks, which the attack power up v poison boosts. Your main sources of damage are the +% damage boost the mark gives to your team, the damage of the status effects you're activating and the poison bursts you get from marking poisoned enemies. Those are what makes Ironeye a good DPS character, and that line doesn't make any of those deal more damage.All that line does is increase the damage of your base attacks, but in terms of base attack DPS Ironeye is actually the lowest. Base Ironeye attacking with the base bow has a lower DPS than base Guardian attacking with the base halberd. And that's BEFORE you take damage falloff into acount. Rather than focusing on your raw DPS from attacks which is Ironeye's weakpoint you should focus on your status DPS and survivability so your teammates have to res you less often/you have an easier time surviving so you can res your teammates. The poison deep relic, +arcane relic, starting armanent inflicts (status) etc are all good choices for increasing your DPS because it enhances your status capability which is the main way you deal damage. Other than that, I would focus on things that help you survive more like +health, +phys/affinity damage negation, etc.
gg horse
>>544702726Because it's halloween and it's fun to wear elf ears!
>>544703150Delete this trash Amerigroid.
None of you fucking retards are going to read this but nigghtreign is like sote where you have turns and priority sometimes the best play is to space or just stand there and react.
>>544703127gg wylders
>>544703150Weren't you going to post your butt?
>>544702805Hmm I see, and yeah the rest of my lines are survival slop with a phys attack +4 and Increased Stam line in there somewhere.
>>544700729>>544700947Sorry I'm going to play with randoms. Have fun and play duchess for me plz.
>>544704220Bitch
every erg wylder I've played with misses their ultsare you guys braindead or something
>>544702653elf x orc hentai is the most powerful rightwing propaganda to ever be createdit's consequences cannot be understated
>>544703150Would
Shit wylder
>>544704605>weird cuck schizopost out of nowhere
>1/3are queues still jank?
Even though this general os carried by Wyldbvlls
>>544651134>most of the SotE incants are really cool>From won't bother cutting all the useless shit cluttering the incant drop poolI can't wait to find another 20 Rejection and Dragonbolt Blessing seals before seeing my first Knight's Lightning Spear!
>>544704445Not me, I never miss mine
>>544705026Don't forget rain of fire!:D
>>544704605>elf x orc hentai is the most powerful rightwing propaganda to ever be createdhttps://files.catbox.moe/i6k3h7.pngMuch agreed.
>>544705140will most likely be a passive power like founding rain of stars
>>544704445>go to use ult>faggot enemy spazzes out and decides to do a move that repositions it Not exactly rocket science as to why it happens.
>>544702653That depends entirely on the elves and the universe they’re from, as well as which version of them you’re referring to irl>>544704605>>544705471Brown projection
>>544705471me n who?
gg horse I really don't know how to dodge that Darth Maul shit
>>544693756>>544693880>>544692804more effort next time this is just lazy
>>544705964GG and i'm even worse, i don't know how to dodge 50% of his attacks apparentlythat motherfucker continues to be the boss that gives me the most trouble and still don't know why, i just have a hard time reading his tells, specially for the goop arm
>connection error occured after intro cutscenesorry lotus and gremlin guess i'm not allowed to play, restarted several times. dogshit ass serversthis better not count as a loss or i'll be so pissed
>>544704605>weird gateway blacked fetishhell no
>>544705471Is okay, but not green therefore lame. I more have a thing for goblins...Anyway, Fallen Elf is cute, might be my next username.
>>544702805that was very helpful
>>544706183I used to be that way for the blue arm phase too but in general its way easier if you get close to him because there's a hole in the hitbox near him, its like Darius Q if you played league of losers. And when he does the big jumps and slams, you can also jump (unless it goes directly into you midair like what happened to me)
>Dumbfuck Revenant found and used a Crystal Staff>While I'm Duchess and have nothing good>I realize I'm dealing with a loot gobbler and treat him the same way>Scoop up a sick Black Flame + Heal Seal>He drops me the Crystal Staff>I take it>Rev starts tossing a hissy because he thought I would give him the godslayer seal in exchange>I don't because I'm Affinity +6 FTH Duchess so I can use any spell I fuckin' wanna use>Rev Burdenmaxxes for the rest of the run>We wipe to Librafuckin' fragile faggot
Thanks a lot for fucking bailing duchess.
>>544706293Are you into size difference?
im sorry recluse i played like dogshit that whole day 1
>>544706208It still counted as a loss.And despite saying "penalty was waived for the player leaving early" I still lost 900 points because we died night one.
>>544706656>its like Darius Q if you played league of losers. sadly i do get what you meangonna try doing that, thanks anon
>>544701862Libra if From was based and not gay faggots.>>544697932It’s up there for sure. Guardians is pretty bad too.
>>544706978It gets waived on your next loss. So next time you lose it'll be -0 or -100
>>544706860
>>544706860You sound like a recluse player that everyone blacklisted for being an extremely toxic faggot who doesn't help out at all in a run.
>>544706860>fuckin' fragile faggotYou are yes.
>>544706860Was the Rev named ShifyCuck?
>>544707360Nice meme describing what Rev did. Should've just given me the staff, it's all downhill from him thinking he should use a fucking Crystal Staff while I'm on my starting weapon still. >>544707552lmao, he's the one who THREW over an item. I simply returned his greedy sentiment. I think he REALLY hated it when I stunlock hero'd the Red Royal Rev in the basement with the heal. I'm not sure he understood what my build was desu
>>544707684What did the rev have besides the staff?
>>544706282That's literally my point. It gives horny teenagers race complices
>>544706978>>544706971this is the first time I got DC'd in depths it's happened before in non depths too, I spawn on the ground and it says connection error occured and i cant join back. Im so sorry I really wish I could've been there
>>544707745Not sure but if somebody is gonna be stuck on starter gear, it should be the person who's least qualified to use the good loot we got.
>>544707684No, that bike guy is both of you. But however this entire situation could have been prevented if you did the needful and redeemed the seal you dirty basterd brown benchod.
>>544707794I've already accepted that I'm going to be continually set back 4-5 games per loss so it doesn't hurt as much anymore.It was night cavalry anyways so it would have been unpleasant regardless.
ew marisSorry about the afk in spirit shelter, my tummy decided to give me a big fuck you midway through day 1 and I couldn't deal with it any longer lol
>>544707850That doesn't answer my question. What did the rev have besides the staff?
>>544708240Don't talk to it. The Rev clearly had no good gear either.
>>544706860based grudgemaxxer. i loot vacuum every run I get with certain people now.
>>544708314Very likely sounds to be the case. Rev likely had nothing else they could use at all, which happen extremely often due to bad seal rng shitting out crap like>force/lightning negate>force/litany
>>544708216It was nice of that iron eye at the poison camp to give us two wendings
>>544707971Nah, a heal seal is godlike and erases my reliance on flasks. He had a hodgepodge set of weak relics, I had AFF+ 6 FTH Duchess with Night Invader and more. He was a complete faggot, had the weirdest routing ideas too. I would've let him have every other nice drop from then on because we did double mines and I purpled the staff and seal. Instead he had a little hissybitch fit lol>>544708240I said I'm not sure. Because I'm not sure. >>544708314>Party has bad loot so far>"I know! This one drop that could be the backbone of one our players? I'll use it at 50% the efficacy of the other dude!"He's a retard and got treated as he deserved>>544708398I even tried to give him a really strong +lightning damage Gravel Seal that had Dragon Icebreath and everything. He just wouldn't get over it.
>>544707775That’s a weird way to phrase your ‘point’ when it had nothing to do with anything and is wrong
>>544708532>backboneIf that one staff was the backbone of the run you have major issues with the run as a whole.
>>544708629Crystal Burst is godlike For most of Day 1 and 2 anon. It only falls off for the Nightlord. Oh this one had Terra Magica too btw
>>544696112i sodomize “your” husband behind your back. he moans my name. sorry you had to find out like this…
>>544708629he didn't say the staff was the sole backbone of the run. he said it could the backbone for duchess, which is true, it is one of her most consistant and strongest options. you sound contrarian.
>>544708713gay
>>544706860>Big a pettyand terrible teammate in the co-op game>lose>seethe blog after the fact Deserved. Eat shit, reddit druggie
>>544709027It's not pettiness anon. He showed me who he is and I saw and remembered it. The moment you break trust, you're fucked in a game without communication like NR. >Shows he's a selfish nigger>I treat him as such>He has a meltyIt's that simple
Post the names so we can come to a verdict.
>>544706860terr fuck off
>>544708532>my reliance on flasksAll I needed to read you absolute imbecile
>>544709194Its that shrimple
>>544706860holy based
>>544707137>youll get it back later goy trust me I never do i just keep losing points forever FUCK
>>544709396Yeah dude fuck being able to clutch out a win against a boss who's a long exhausting battle or survive helping somebody who died in the rain and still being able to heal during the night fight. Fuck turning my FP bar into essentially infinite heals
>>544709194>>544709489Samefag you arent fooling anyone
queue now.QUEUE NOW.When? NOW!Tomorrow? No! NOW!You must queue now!If you queue now, you will save the world. Yes the world will be saved!QUEUEUEUE
>>544709929i queued and trump just nuked china, you fucking lied
>>544709636You do none of those things, this is anonymous there is no point in lying to us about it, you will gain 0 clout and 0 internet points. But whats even worse is lying to yourself about it, just fuck off already and admit to your own bad decisions.
>>544709993>You do none of those thingsBut I do lol.
>>544709929but i am queued 1/3...
>>544709972SAVING THE WORLD REQUIRES SACRIFICE. IN THIS CASE THIS MEANS KILLING LOTS OF CHINAMEN AND QUEUING
Question: Why hasn't the meta evolved to have at least one recluse spamming infinite FP heals on the team?
>>544709929Nah I blocked you because I'm a petty f*ggot ergite
>>544710397Because the cast is vulnerable and slow as fuck. But any Caster worth a shit who gets Erdtree Blessing or Blessing's Boon should be constantly casting that.
>>544706894Yes...
>>544710606*drinks a make me a shota again potion from Recluse*Hi
No posts? O_o
>>544711354Both the general and the password games are kinda slow during NA hours, EU chads carry this general.
>>544680036Yes actually, daggers aren't even bad for ISA, 2handing or powerstanced.
>>544711354>>544711446erg is finished
GG ED Adel>Scorpion dagger + last second talisman find from the statue with poison armament for poisonrot and ice hatchet/deaths poker for frostez triple status
>>544707137>another -900 the game afterYou are a lying asshole.
>>544711354We're watching Lotus 7 bar to Augur on Zorban's stream
>>544711569I finished
>>544711584gg sorry for playing bad in the beginning and dying to leonine like 10 times
Well this explains a lot.
>>544711354I just woke up give me time to get out of bed then I'll queue and post
>>544711883Stop whining about this every game Zorban. It's insufferable to see you go down then immediately check your team's items for LLTBT when others rarely have it.
>>544711894good morning
gg ed dogs damn that got fucked up at the end
>>544711809All good, there were no graces on the way there from the invader camp so we were going there pretty empty lol. Probably should have just went to the church first then doubled back (which I eventually did after you guys wiped)
>>544712029Its an inside joke
>available really early >very high damage>fairly low requirements>works on quality, dex, even strength if you really want it to>somber weapon, really easy to upgrade and can break the progression curve>great moveset>stronger jump attacks, the best attacks in the game>bleed>buffable>high stagger>WA hits like a truck>and also has a high skill cap, can get good at using it to dodge>and it feels cool as hell to useThis is just the best weapon in the game, isn’t it? I don’t even know what it’s competition could be.
gg heolstor. that was a hectic day 1 but we did alright
>in just two games I went from 7800 to 6000Perhaps I should just play another day, especially given how slow queues are being.
gg hotdogs grilledi accidentally used a starlight shard instead of uplifting aroma which got me killed kekalso ironeye pls equip a night invader relic, gaols are not the meta anymore
gg daughter-wife and not-daughter-wife
>>544711883The only time that passive annoys me is ED Libra because unless the whole team has it someone gets fucked over
>>544712201I didn't know until recently this has some hidden modifier for jump attacks. Now I want to stack every jump buff in the game and try it
>>544712052안녕하세요
>>544707034>>544708398>>544709558die and burn in hell
>>544712201>This is just the best weapon in the game, isn’t it?Intentionally so. It literally has hidden stats on top of all the other bullshit. Its babby's 1st weapon, some of these games have one.
>queue pop>someone dodges>queue pop again>instant connection error, have to alt-f4god damnit.
Is Alabastor's CR2 good enough to be abuseable? Why does it hit harder than other Greatswords?
>queue popkeyboard hunchback.jpeg
i am queuing
>>544712201Closest competitor imo would be Great Stars, but the BHF has a bit more going for it.
>>544712792You're a sissy.
>>544712756Yes, queues pop. At least since WoW's dungeon finder was added in 2009, queues have popped. Get with the times lad.
>>544712250>starting at 7800you are the carried
>>544711354>>544711446>>544711569the site is unironically shitting itself it was taking me like 8 tries to get a captcha
base Elden Ring posters give me the ick
I feel like crystallian duchess doesn't actually come online like 50% of the time even with dormant staves. Sometimes you just have shit luck with staff racks or straight up don't have any forts/rises nearby
>>544713331Yes, most of the gimmick spell school trash is nonsense that's RNGbricked.
>>544712310I’ve done it. It’s pretty nuts. So many things in the game just can’t handle repeated jump attacks.That’s another thing, it lines up perfectly with the claw talisman, which is right in the first big dungeon.>>544712447The description mentions the jump attacks,And I dunno, I can’t think of another early Souls weapon that’s this dominant. >>544712849BHF is so much earlier. Still gotta try that thing out. Pity it’s ugly.
>>544713282what was on the table before you were icked?
Can't stand a false Ironeye
>>544714162waddafug dat
>disconnect in the middle of match>reconnect>game crashes when loading>reconnect>game says cannot connect>restart game>can connectfuck off ishizaki
>>544714162he only got downed because his teammates had less likely
>>544714227Players that never/hardly touched him and only started playing him for Depths because they are shitters, like tidejeet and picrel
>picrel
>>544713897Drake sword, enchanted curved sword+2, saw spear/cleaver
Yeah picrel, you're dawgshit Archedyke turd
>>544714667drake sword isn't that good stop capping
>>544713897>I can’t think of another early Souls weapon that’s this dominant.Its a drake sword homage anon. BHF is so dominantly powerful and early game that you can safely assume it is an intentional nod to something similar in the fandom.
>>544714456>>544714162Almost all Ironeyes are false. The vast vast VAST majority are just shitters who wanted to play the class who gets to feel like he's contributing by stay the fuck away from all danger at all times. I've seen MAYBE a dozen actually skilled players who also maximize Ironeye's kit since release.
it's only been 2 games and zorb's already tilted
L bryn
>>544715184correction needed
>>544715184sometimes you just lose. it's okay
>>544714962True, but also some of the top players from erg are Ironeyes, meanwhile not a SINGLE Recluse is top rier. You misunderstood what I meant anyways. I have respect for a mid Ironeye that always used him than a flip flopper who may or may not use him like a soulless metacuck.
I don't really get executor. when do you go into parry mode and when do you guard counter? doesnt help that most executor mains are rampant shitposters in and out of game
>wiped to Adel OH NO NO NO another griefbow L
>>544715651when you have no other choice
>>544715671>routes you to a redmane camp in the middle of nowhere with nothing next to it to check the bow racks>wastes 10 minutes solo'ing the mines>6bars on nightlord>denies all of this and essays at you until you stop feeding them (you)'sjust greatbow things
gg daughter-wife and platonic acquaintance
I see some people talking up this thing as Fang competition, and really don’t see it. Unbuffable, no status, moveset’s meh, WA sucks…it just hits pretty hard. That’s it.>>544714667>>544714928No, no, you don’t get it. Those are strong early weapons, sure but they either fall off or there’s better available latter on. That’s not the case with BHF. It starts really good, top of the curve, and stays that way for the entire game. A Drake Sword that doesn’t fall off isn’t a Drake Sword at all.
I don't really get why people stopped playing wylder when depths came out
>>544715671>>544715852it was less likely's fault
odd I queueeven I start Duet Night Abyss
>>544715882kys fat pedo
>>544715940because melee characters have to work 9 times as hard for 1/3 of the damage
>>544715882gg gigadel finally got him for oncethanks for that straight sword dear
>mystery heolstor with 0 holy weaponsthat was a yikes
Executor seems like a much more interesting "tank" than guardian. He has so many healing effects and can inherently take advantage of all blocking/guard counter mechanics with his skill. anyway he's not a cute girl or wylder so I'm never playing him
>>544715882my destructo discs were hitting adel for over 800 per cast
>>544715940Getting hit hurts a lot in depths > Melee characters who don't have special iframes like duchess get hit more than range characters, and thus have to be more careful and play on the defensive > you can optimize your range characters for DPS as really all they need is some opaline item or DMG reduction at max HP and your can at least get hit once and survive > range characters become the meta
>>544716208I got radagan's ring of suicide and pebble throw. The seal rng that run was fucking abysmal.
Wylder... why did you get a Reduvia and toss it somewhere without pinging it, I'm crying.
>>544715906Forgot my pic, but could you tell which weapon I meant?
>>544716328you can't bleed heolstor but i dropped it in the storm somewhere after the d/c for a negation
>>544716328He dropped it in the castle basement. You stared at it for like 10 seconds.
>>544716125I had 3 DMG reduction at max HP items and you only had one white. Seemed optimal to give it to you
>>544716441oh was it there, i thought it was in the storm
Can I just get one fucking win tonight jesus fucking christ
>>544716215He's also brown and has the least amount of HP of all the melees.
ggs holsterfun duo runback, glad we managed to clutch this time your damage was insanewill be blocking archetype from now on
blade of calling is storm ruler for holy weak bosses, also restage invincibility is insane. thank you cc for carrying my kwab ass against my nemesis valiant gargoyle
>>544716689What did archetype do?
>try playing ds2 with friend again. >get to cardinal tower.>I can summon him.>he can't summon me.How does this stuff even work, everything should work.
>>544716689What did she do?
>she
>>544716328>>544716208Also I probably should have pinged the church I might have gotten incans that didn't root me to the ground for 3 business days on a friday, or required me to be withing instant slap death range.
>>544716821Me and a couple friends are waiting for Seamless co-op DS2 to fully release. Gonna be kino. I heard they were having trouble with having different areas be active at the same time but we usually stick together anyway
>>544716821one of you could be softbanned, that happened to me and my friend 90% through a playthrough. he was using a deadzone analog stick fix
>>544716712i hate gargoyle just as much as you, just one unlucky fucks me up but half his attacks seem to go overhead when they should hit me>>544716793pinglessly split off at the start of day 2, died solo in the castle then lefti've had bad games with them recently which is strange since i didn't think they were bad in the past
>>544715882Why does daddy hubby get all the cute girls here? This isn't fair.
>>544717140Zorban has the 2 cutest erg girls in his game right now.
>>544717037The worldwide deaths plague is the same for both of us. I thought that was the softban checker. Also, we could see signs for the same random people. I might just family share it to an account and try again tomorrow.
Why is groomer-pedo anon a fat freak with zero bitches? Seems deserved.
>>544717061>died solo in the castle then leftI heard enough he's getting blocked
>>544715512Sure, I hear you. >Not a SINGLE recluse She's just not able to clutch. She's a must have in a competent group as the undisputed queen of MUH DEEPS but if the other two go down to 3 bar... She's not gonna be able to do much about it. Until 3 bar though, she's actually great at picking people and helping save the group [Stars of ruin is one bar per cast even at 2 bars and her ult is obviously pretty solid too for 1 bars]
>>544716936>Gonna be kino
>>544717061he did the same thing to us, didn't want to help with an invader POI and ran off alone to grab flasks and spent the most of day 1 chasing our loot. even if you don't have a night invader relic you should still help out your team
For those bored while waiting for the q, given this paltry list of relics (relics.pro compatible), how much better can you do?https://pastebin.com/VgC58xYfRunning Recluse and Duchess rn, but actually got a pretty sweet Revenant relic on this profile. Just haven't done her remembrance yet: ghostflame explosion on art, godslayer incant, hoarfrost stomp starter.
I fucking hate you greatbow raider, if that were ED dogs we would've been so dead
ggs dogs, got some damn good damage that run
GG dogs, the holy shockwave on charged attacks passive is pretty cool
>>544714667Drake sword is just an early stat stick. If anything I'd compare it to the claymore/zweihander, which can basically carry you the entire game.
>>544718237I didn't have a shield so it might have been rough, but I've had plenty of practice against dogs with no shield by this point from all the wylder I've been playing.If you meant because I was holding onto the golden order greatsword, I was planning on dropping it for you if it was ED.Otherwise wtf are you on about lol
tell me about punished brynwhy does she collect the rocks?
Naefy...
GG goat, less likely doing work
>>544718918Corrected Bryn doing work
No negation no slicer only pain never doing this slicermaxxing bs again>>544718903I've gotten so used to having maris and restage invulnerability I can't play the game without it any more.
>>544718970So reliable true..
What relics does shittysuck use on duchess
>>544719038Reduced hp on death is an easy way to turn 1 bar into 3 bars especially with no negations kek
>>544719161Suck +2Sissy affiinity +4
>Four executor games>Zero poleblades>Zero riversWhere are they hiding
oh shit, stomp + gaols. Not bad
ggs mystery bugsi hate the charge so much why won't it just select a target
>>544718890Perhaps he was wondering why someone would waste their ult, before going down on with a 3bar.
>>544719447First win tonight and probably the only win tonight for me. It's been a fucking shitshow today with runs.
>>544719447GG. I swear didn't we have this exact seed the other day? Don't remember if it was with you but I specifically remember double churches in the south, invader camp + merch in the forest
>>544719439Holy moly that's a good relic. Shame all 3 lines aren't great together (don't think relics can get hoarfrost stomp on her staff) but that's 2 excellent lines together either way.
Queue bitches let's get bad
I've been crutching on ED Augur relic so much. I don't think I can uncrutch myself at this point. It's too fucking good.
>>544719779No. I got back to D5 and I'm still salty as fuck over that ED augur run so I'm calling it a night.
>>544719738How come the Recluse night invader gets a dagger.. would be nice if we could use starting skills like that.
no LLTBT on anyone btw
I don't have a single good Phys+4 relic. they all have horrendous debuffs, no other even slightly relevant lines, or a dormant that bricks it
>>544719960Fartis and gnomestick are unique in that they can actually have aggro ripped mid charge if someone does enough damage during it.It does however happen anyway if someone does have LLTBT
>>544719909Alright good nyaight anyon
>>544720128ah i see now there's a lightning bolt just as i turn my head to look for aggro marksstill bullshit it didn't mark me in the first place, that's exactly why i attacked it
>>544720312It didn't mark me either but the instant I slapped his ass with a bolt he did a 180 and came at me.
>>544720536then the rancor hits so i'm on his aggro list too and the aggro on you runs out? and he does a mid turn drift cool stuff
LLTBT
>>544720712Yeah at the end it's really wonky how he swapped back to you despite not even doing anything. My guess is he just retargeted to the nearest person at the time.
>>544717592It's time to return to drangleic
>>544720838rya?
>>544720838BBLT
>>544720970proc
>>544721483>>544721483>>544721483>>544721483>>544721483Migrate when you feel you're ready.
>>544721248pop
>>544708713it's impossible, I would have seen it happen unless you snuck in to the bathroom through the drain or something
GG Adel
>>544714360No refunds gaijin :)>>544715940If you thought about it for a few minutes I’m sure the answer would become clear>>544716589You’ve taken the lords name in vain so no
>>544716631>>544717592truth>>544716821>try playing ds2there’s where you went wrong>>544721508too early you fucking faggot
