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I say this thread is the thread that we shall use!
>>544712408>>544712408>>544712408no i don't think so
>>544712741This thread has the right number, perfect thread image, updated bannersI say we use this
This is the real thread
Sirius Symboli has entered the thread
>>544713130shut the fuck up indo tranny
someone make a lobby. I want to gamble
I appreciate NTR anon for updating the threads
asahi hai FS or hanshin JF
Think this run is still over because I'm not at the stamina I'd like, but this sequence gave me a good laugh.
>>544713604You will need the hanshin drops more.
>>544713604Asahi for acesdepends on what your legacy won for parent runs
why do thirdies hate us so muchis it jealously because all of their lives are FUCKING MISERABLE
I love the police!
>>544712741>Only good thread is the one with Opera in the OP
Digitan LOVE
>>544713771It is because they don't understand the concept of empathy and team work. They see white people all living in harmony, being nice to each other, and they hate that, because they come from an environment that only knows abuse and hate. A thirdie is raised in such an environment that makes them spiteful to the rest, they learn to abuse or be abused, so when they meet white people they think we are abusing them by being nice to them. " Look at this whitey giving me scraps, I should have it all, I should abuse him/her "Once you understand this, your view of these beasts will change.
COME JOINLEO CUP: 24033449
>marked
Does this work on front runners?I hate "towards the front" terminology because it feels like it sometimes does and sometimes doesnt
>>544714095Sounds terrible, but I choose to believe all of it in a literal and 100% accurate fashion. Agnes anon are never lying and are super smart as well!
thoughts?
Frist-rate German boobs...
Start a family!
Are we getting 15k carats before Kitasan? I think sparking Riko and Kitasan is doable.
>>544714417non fronts need at least 2 accel skills
>>544712741Is there a BNW version of that art meme?
>>544714464then how are you going to triple spark fuku and tachyon SSR down the line?
>>544714107NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFAT FUCK
>>544714449>that LOOK>1st covering the titsokay that actually is pretty sexual
>>544714449To be fair, that isn't a hard bar to overcome.
>>544714268it's a wit check, gametora says you have to be in the top 5 for it to activate
>>544714449What a seductress
>>544714268>Conditions of Up-Tempo :>distance_type==3>&phase_random==1>&order_rate<=50yes, anywhere from the first half (top 5)
>>544714449that's it, I'm going to pull for her
I HAVE FINALLY 3*'D HARU URARAand the first career after 3*'ing her? 1100/500/1150/200/400, A rank. FUCK YES LET'S GO YOU HAPPY PINK LITTLE SHIT
>>544714449i now see why people pulled on her...
On one hand you get boobs.On the other hand you have to deal with a turbo autist about being exactly on time.I don't think it's worth it guys.
>>544714578>loses>proceeds to doxabsolute jobber behavior befitting of the name
I'm choosing to refuse to build a serious team for CMs until Aoharu Hai and the future modes drop. You forget how draining URA is when you have things like DYI or Twinkle Legends.
>>544714725>turbo autist about being exactly on time.We're literally made for each other what the FUCK
>>544713610 (me)Well, if nothing else, at least I'll get to have sex with this dork.
>>544714578This is the last time you've doxxed me /uma/
>>544714775no one, and i repeat NO ONE likes seeking the pearl
>>544714449>shows you her tits when she winsok now I see why anons are pulling for her
*ahem*In this thread we praise big German boobs and punctuality!
>>544714857ASS wonder
More like Eishin Trash.
>>544714775>opting to build aces in unitykek. you do know that MANT has higher stat caps, right?
>*Sleeves you*
>>544714449Stoooooooop I can't afford Frau milkers right now. Noooooooooooo
>>544714460I already did!
>>544714938Rice wouldn't say this
>>544714540>Fukulol>Tachyon/Light HelloI'll throw whatever I have saved after getting XOguri (or ticketing her)
>>544714578That's what you get for doing the thumb pose
You really can just slap chiyo chiyo's song onto anything
>>544714864More for me.
>>544714725I'm the polar opposite of that, she'll balance me out
>>544714775haha same anon im saving until the hotspring scenario drops so that my aces don't get BRICKED
>>544715036threesomes are cool
Her tits aren't even that tasteful, if you already pulled for Doto you DO NOT need the nazi uma.
Tachy please... don't rape me on a Halloween night...
>>544715140i pulled for neither and will be pulling for the mini gts in a couple of weeks
>>544714864I will bite. Why not? She seems like your high school bimbo, I can dig it
>>544715140I prefer Flash's tits
>>544715254Her looks. Her lips fucking suck, and her lips combined with her eyes look weird for an anime girl.
>brian card gives you +8 max energy in pre-debutholy BUSTED
>>544714725She's cute, so it's fine.
>>544715178it is futile
>>544715348>Her lips fucking suckThey sure do.
>>544714909
>>544715381enjoy the increased failure rate
Holy FUCK new Fu-cute-kitaru just dropped
Grass and Chrono’s Halloween outfit
>>544715178it's over...
is there really a negative to getting doxxed?
why is rice's voice so high pitched in the game
>>544715463time to check all the umas new lines
>>544715570I don't really care, my name is just a V, it gives no information about meHowever, we are in an anonymous board, and upholding that anonymity it's part of our cultureYou would do well to not doxx other anons
I can't like Eishin Flash because she reminds me of my mom.When I lived with her, every fucking Thanksgiving she would be like "WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW OR WE MIGHT BE LATE" 2 fucking hours before the reservation. When I would tell her it's 2 fucking hours, she would start going autism about what if traffic what if no parking what if there's a line. I would show her on google map it's only 20 minutes of drive and she would start going "NOOOOO WE GOTTA LEAVE NOW!!!"Then I would have to wait 1 hour and 30 fucking minutes at the restaurant until our reservation came out.Fuck high-maintenance people. God damn.
red or green?
>>544715583Because it's cute
>>544715570nah, it's just a tradition from release
i WILL be going HIKING with mejiro RYAN and enjoying the SWEAT we make as we ENJOY the cool autumn BREEZE
>>544715570Getting doxxed means your personal information is out there, and people can do whatever they want with that personal information. Some classic examples would be getting SWATted, where someone makes a false report to the cops and sends them to your address, and having unwanted pizza deliveries. Other people could also just show up unwanted to your doorstep, paving the way to more direct harassment. You could even become victim to identity fraud, where someone else uses your personal information to make transactions in your name without your knowledge. This is just scratching the surface, but in the modern world where information is valuable, keeping yours secure is a necessity.
>>544715570>he doesn't know about account stealing shenanigansbwo... YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>544715140Meisho Doto? More like Meisho Doodoo LMAO
>>544715908click the bubbles you fucking subhuman scumyou are missing so much uma contentwhy the fuck you play this game for? pvp meta autism?kys
>>544715570Worst case scenario is some schizo starts using your name for shitposting purposes, happens a lot in other generals.
Kitasan a cute
>>544716183i click the bubbles after i login, i cant do that beforehand, silly goose :)
I didn't get any Nice Natures in 120 rolls...
>>544715908Camping with RyanTaking a bath in the river with RyanSleeping in the same tent with RyanGoing back in the same bus with Ryan
>>544715348get out
>>544716260keep going, it will get hot :)
>>544716224this shit only happens in mmo generalswhere some schizo will get obsessed with an avatarfag and start passing as them 24/7 even outside the general
I can beat the legend race umas every time, am I good enough for graded CM?
>>544715442I wanna hump that fat american butt
>>544716260If you can't do 200 rolls in one go you shouldn't roll at all. Keep going.
>>544716254
>>544715140Doto is an cute dork while Flash is a sexy retard, it's different
>>544716335honestly if you can hit 1100+ speed, Medium A, and 800~ stamina with swinging maestro you're already good enough for group A finals lol you guys are expecting too much from the normalfags
>>544716009I can't imagine anyone going this far unless you're some big streamer, no way people here can be such retarded psychopaths.
>>544716183>accuses someone of being subhuman>is an esl-shitterpottery
>>544716326Not just mmo generals.I've seen it happen for shooter games, gachas, coop games, and more.
>>544714893Cumming exactly 30 seconds too early during paizuri with Eishin
>>544716496>no way people here can be such retarded psychopaths.Good one
>>544716335Legend race umas are not a good indicator for graded CM. Regardless, you should go for graded anyway because it just offers better rewards.Don't expect to win or reach finals however if obtaining 1200 Speed is considered difficult for you in career. Being able to hit 1200 Speed consistently with minimal Speed sparks is the benchmark for a near guaranteed reaching A finals and having a shot at winning it.
>day 5 of junior pre-debut>ashinzawa and kitasan negro give me thisokay cygames employee, how are you going fuck my run this time?
>>544716623I'd be lucky to last 30 seconds...
>>544716431
>>544716623I know quick shot is a porn meme but I can't imagine cumming in 30 seconds, you're barely warmed up at that point
>>544716763too small
>>544716751Wife and sex
I should move on to CM5 already, nothing I made recently ever surpassed what I already have and aoharu gonna powercreep everything in the finals anyway. Any CM5 infographics?
name 5 things wrong with paypigging
>>544716763>quick shot is a porn memeHaha, good one. But it's typically associated with being unused to such stimuli, which includes not just whatever is touching your penis but also the situation you're in. Your mental state at the moment can contribute to you either not feeling it or feeling it too much.
>>544716839Sorry my bad
>>544712741Hey so, you guys gonna fix the broken YouTube link at some point, right?
>>544716876it's only wrong if you can't afford it
>>544716496>>544716009You have to piss people off for them to go through the trouble of actually trying to ruin your life. Like, if you're an active shitposter who keeps shitposting in generals.I've been here for 17 years and have accidentally doxxed myself a few times through bad screenshots of my e-mails, local address, other media usernames. The furthest people went is shitposting for a few minutes and moving on.
>>544715820
>>544714540I will simply pay for it with money
>>544716985next thread
>>544716763Big Marus
>>544716876i enjoy staying f2p so that i can show the third-worlders that not only do i have more money and opportunity but that i'm simply better than them. paypigging denies this pursuit and provides the thirdies a cope.
i get the hot spring ticket more than the hamburger steak
>>544716926Built for nursing handjobs
>>544716763t. never had sexIf you haven't jerked it in a few days, the girl you're with is attractive and you've been thinking of fucking her, she's turned you on with any foreplay, and you stick your dick in, it's incredibly difficult to last long.Jerking off with your hand and a vagina is the difference between eating shitty $5 skirt steak and Japanese authentic wagyu.
I can only sometimes win the room matches for this CM, maybe like 1 in 5. I'm so fucking cooked
Dia-chan is peeling it off
>>544716751Getting threats from Kita's family!
>>544717345if you can win a room you can win a finals
>>544717215You're supposed to show your 3 platinum titles + 0 paid carrots while saying that
So Grass can actually be nice to El
>>544717345you only have to luck-shit into a 3-win once. you also have three past CMs under your belt, surely you've discovered prime-time for dodging whales by now.
>no more roomscalm before the storm
>>544717139Well, I've taken the liberty of copying the correct OP from a few threads ago into a pastebin so no one forgets https://pastebin.com/aFsxCLW0
For me, it's the Happy Hoppers.
>>544716876>1. Poor rates - People may cite (insert even worse gacha here) but make no mistake that Uma Musume: Pretty derby has fairly poor rates, and you need THIRTY THOUSAND CARROTS to spark.>2. Most support cards aren't worth the money - Once you have Kitasan and Creek, currently not much else is worth your hard-earned money>3. False Sense of Control – Players may believe they're on a "hot streak" which leads to even worse levels of addiction>4. Emotional Stress – Regret and anxiety often follow poor pulls or excessive spending.>5. Simply better things to buy - Even frivolous stupid things are better purchases than gacha currency, why not buy a LED curtain light, or a really silly alarm clock?Despite everything I just listed, paypigging for things that are GUARANTEED like selectors seem fine to me
>>544717481I'm tired of being doxxed bro
>>544717481>no more roomslet's change that361481203614812036148120bring 1-3 umas and find out!hopeless stakes track btw
uhhhh4chan???
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1984085415612088741What's your team name /uma/?
didn't get lucky on Smaru or this bannerthese girls hate me
So which Aoharu team is the best?
>>54471772015/18 1 more 3-uma team can fit
MONSTER IN THE SHADOWSare there any future uma that match her aura?
>>544717939Damn dude, that sucks. Did you at least get spooked by someone you want?
>Swinging Maestro is the perfect energy heal>Works on front, pace, late, end>Works on long, medium, even mile if you want>Doesnt fire too early, doesnt fire too late>It's so ideal Super Creek is used from launch to five years into the futureunironically just a little tilting
>favourite star from the free Eishin pull>get a Vodka
>>544717938>we will select 20 winners for 1500 caratsWOW SO GENEROUS
>>544717938Failure to pick Happy Hoppers is a crime and Taiki WILL arrest you and make sure you are punished to the full extent of the law.
>>544717939Everyone hates whales, 6 digit paid bro
>>544717938>social media humiliation ritual that autoposts to your pageI've still got some IRLs following me from when I made my account in high school I'm not doing that shit
>>544718073bofa gets updated to be just as good as maestro and only trigger on the middle straight.
How do you even get power above 700 if you have no MLB Kitasan or Creek or Stam SRs, have to full inherit stamina to even meet requirement, and the uma you're training has no power training bonus?
Nice Nice Nature bro
>>544702797Is this Jordan's actual singing voice because holy shit that's good.
>>544718263Uma musume is a SOCIAL game
>>544718089I got Grass Wonder
>>544718072Got Rudolf which i did want, and dupes for Curren, Anime Teio, Bourbon and Opera Onot too bad on the 3*s overall
Do people only like this horse because of her tits?
>>544718230Is he really the guy who did the funny kneel
>>544718520I like her because of her autism. And her tits.
>>544718057Step aside.
>>544717720It seems the worse the moods, track enviroments and race debuffs the more this becomes a golshi game.
Neicha spark, or double spark for Kita rerun?
>>544718073don't worry bwo, rice shower will have you covered when her card drops.
>>544718520I like her summer alt more
>>544718545Yes
I'll have to farm 15m fans tomorrow fuck me
>>544718226it's not like I rolled for EVERY uma
>>544718602she did her best
Eishin Flash is such wife materialI wish she was real so bad
>>544717481rooms have felt a lot sweatier and whalier this CM than the last few
>>544718073I hate being a creeklet when medium/long CM comes around...
>>544718612If you have kitasan AND love late surgers then spark neicha. Otherwise just save.
>>544718689zased.....
>>544718564Meh, too tryhard
>>544718602>someone threw a Smarublockerskyno fun allowed
>>544718564She's so cool.
>>544717501I will keep this for later and if I am still around I will update the thread with it.Thank you
>>544718869>dumb falcon poster
>>544718602>Rice'd
>swear to never jerk off or view any Umas sexually because they're all daughters to me>Eishin Flash comes along and shows me her sagging breasts, childbearing hips, and her autistically cute personality as the cherry on top>end up cumming buckets faster than you can say BAKUSHIN I don't think I did anything wrong, though.
>>544718774the better maru
>>544718564Ego to print your name on your jacket when you're a front chud forcing everyone to see it.
>>544718774casuals just don't bother because every room is >mlb kitasan >mlb biko >mlb bakushin >mlb tazuna >mlb creek
>>544718564School shooter vibes
>>544718804True. Freeing up my borrow slot would be so nice
>>544717851
>>544718564>light pink and blue armbandNice trans rights uma
>>544718182Sexual punishment?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh like 3 good rainbow turns and Med S from a near perfect S.Maru (non-whale obv). Wonder if I should go with left over my previous best right..
>>544719043AHEM
>>544718602Shower still won because it's Oshi + Hotsprings Ticket + still competitive
>>544719120>that VodkaKek
>>544719120why didn't you include the part where they lez out?
>>544719019rooms are always 20x piggier/sweatier than the actual CM lobbies. It ends up generating weird tempest-in-a-teapot metas, like how for Leo everyone got obsessed with the idea that there would be NO frontrunners since blockers were so efficient and to win you had to focus on cucking others' late surgers. Needless to say, this did not end up being the case.
>>544719176I look like this
>>544717938>one 10 rollWhy do they think this is generous at all? It doesn't even guarantee you a 2 star.
>>544718564>Ryuuko Matoi's other long lost sisteractually if she really has a fucking bancho gimmick i might have to pull for hergod dammit
>>544719157Left has better skills but 400guts+Turf S and Medium S is going to carry you.
>>544719019I still join even as a low-spender lucklet to stress test. if your uma even somewhat approach the kind you see in these rooms you can make it very far in the CM.
>>544719176Nah, this is cool coffee drinker vibes. The tryhard seems like she's one bad race from eliminating half of tracen on a monday morning.
>>544719359she doesn't come out until mid 2027
>>544718564>cooler and cuterhow can Brian even compete?
>>544719487Pokke would never be this sexual
>>544717720>>544718602>top 4: Kitasan ownersKitasan rerun can't come soon enough
>>544718998I'm pulling her main version just for the jacket even though her unique is straight ASS>>544719552The superior delinquent in every way tbdesu
Is 4* Suzuka viable for Virgo? Like yeah she's more of a snowball with how her unique works but surely she can snatch the corner from a Seiun (seeing as S.Maru will be less optimal)
>>544719657I don't have Suzuka, how does she steal the lead from Seiun?
>>544719657all front runners are viable with the meta build, some are just better than others
>>544719657It's the same thing as Cancer. A strong enough Suzuka can definitely win but she's gonna have a hard time keeping the lead vs a Smart Falcon or S Maru unique.
>>544719657If she can win Cancer, then she can win Virgo.Believe.
>>544718520I like her hair and exposed back
>Ticket is as busty as FlashColor me suprised.
>>544719657She needs to hoard all the mid race skills
Who's the bustiest shortstack Uma? Marvelous Sunday?
>>544720029That doesn't look good for her back
>>544717354I want to rape Daiwa and Dia
>>544719657Midrace velocity skills + Angling & Scheming inheret covereth a multitude of sins
I'll give you all the candy you could ever want
>>544720090Yeah, the ass needs to be bigger.
so if im making a groundwork parent, how many of the cards that give groundwork as a skill into the deck? Just one and pray?
good parents for seiun for CM5? i need mile sparks
>>544719965they both won the DAHBY....
>>544719487pokke would never be this sexy
>>544720029tail doko
baachan nature
>50% energy>palmer jumps me in an alleyway and mugs me making me miss a triple rainbowFUCK THIS STUPID FAGGOT GAME FUUUUUCK
>>544720090She's fine.
Who knew she was a wordsmith
>>544720250Borrow an MLB oguri and make sure at least one of the grandparents also has groundwork
>>544720489Teio would say this
>>544719572Didn't people say we were gonna get 2 of those SSR LB materials that could be used for any card? Are we getting those before the Kitasan rerun?
What's with these 650-750 stam Summer Marus I've been seeing in random rooms lately? They just die to double debuffers.
>left gets more wins than right in test lobbiesI don't get it
>famed uma>look up irl>jockey is either spe's dad or neo universe's french bfAre they that good or are other jap jockeys ass?
Danchode we're so close to A+...
>>544719836>>544719853>>544719872>>544720023>>544720124Got it, was too much of a shitter for Cancer so I think I can make due this time around. Especially with how many more stats Aoharu will give (Wit)
Trick or treatGive us grass or we'll kick your ass
>>544720631We get one selection ticket at half anni, and a limit break crystal on halloween(?)
>>544718335you borrow her>t. have 0lb kita
>>544720250None. You run a groundwork card if you're working on a grandparent. If you're working on a parent, you just get groundwork from legacies.
>>544720726bros you have grass right under you wtf
>>544719487Pokke is sexy and only gays don't think so
If I don't get medium S on the first inspiration, I just give up the run. Not wasting my time danchou
>>544720887Kill Teio. It'll be hilarious.
aoharu sounds like it's actually fun to play can't wait
Natie?
>>544721007it's literally the same as URA except with more RNG because now you need your NPC teammate umas to win their races as well.
torena-san... your quota...
>>544720724Better start working on those parents.Yes the blues suck but you work with what you get
>>544720710They are genuinely really good jockies on an objective basis, but also japanese jockies are all centrally educated, trained, and tested in a really rigorous process. That means there's relatively few of them (you've probably seen someone mention one of the years where no new jockies passed the test at all), so Take and Lemaire are big fish in a small pond, and kinda have the pick of the litter when it comes to who they ride thanks to their success and fame.
>>544721119NATIE??????
>>544721138Please don't look
>>544721138sorry danchode i'm saving my refills for the aounity rush to make aces
>>544720504I did. She is perfection made flesh and I will love her forever
>>544712741Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>try to make a grandparent with Groundwork and URA Finale>already have my own parent with Groundwork and URA Finale>borrow a parent with Groundwork and URA Finale>also have a backup parent with Groundwork after running out of daily borrows>only single circle compatibility but I've had more runs where groundwork and URA finale procced on legacy events than I think should've been possible with only single circle compatibility>still no decent parent with both URA Finale and Groundwork after 50+ triesYou're telling me I have to do this shit more times for parents? AND that's skipping having a card with a groundwork hint in my deck?
>>544721138>You do youI sleep
>>544721241Bro Power is the only blue 3* I'm lacking (ignoring guts and wit), like come on game I don't need more Stamina or Speed GIVE ME POWERIs Pasa the best secondary parent? Would you use anything else if you had the chance to?
>>544721138KICK ME THEN!TRUST ME, YOURE DOING ME A FAVOR
Do I need to MLB Riko or can I get by with one copy?
>>544720674>Turf S and Medium S even without capped speed>Higher power even if right has FirmYou're likely building up to that speed faster, even if right has higher speed.
>>544721119>>544721323i hope you have health insurance
>>544721469depends on which gaslight you are subbed to
>>544721445I won without plancha for Cancer cup but this time it's better to be safe than sorry. It's pretty much mandatory on fronts for Virgo except for Sky herself.
>>544721138Sorry danchou I'll move to a better club next months so I'm saving my refills.
>>544721423I bet you leave your shopping cart in the parking space next to yours
>>544721398Can I apply on Sunday? I don't want to miss out of caracts this month.
>>544721659sure post your id i'll reserve you a slot, there might be 2 openings anyway
>>544721404No anon, you don't have to do this. Take it easy.
>>544721625I really hate how much conflicting advice there is for this game. I don't think I've ever played a game with this much misinformation.
>>544721634Thanks, I better get to work then!Oh yeah, how do you get enough stam if you're going power sparks?
come on man
>>544721404Just pull for an uma with built in groundwork like Valentine Bourbon
What fuck is this team
>>544721898Aoharu will make it easier to reach the stamina benchmark this time, especially if you're using/borrowing Riko/Rice
>>544721985The goat squad
>>544721985team femlolicon and their mascot
>>544721985They heard you were talking shit about Uu-chan
>>544721890https://gametora.com/umamusume/compareJust check for yourself Anon, pay attention to what things are being posted and make the decision for yourself.
>>544718564Yup, rolling for Katsuragi Ace. Won’t let the troons claim her
>>544721985That's my team
>>544721985My FUARKING heroes... and Gentildonna
>>544721720You got it.757841474336
>>544721991Ohhh right, hope Riko will live up to my expectations like Tazuna has
I want her now
>>544720071Idk but heres a spreadsheet of bust/height ratios you can decide for yourself
>This kraut just declares you her trainer infront of her parents without your consent.
>>544722304Thanks, Anon.
>>544722182sent, see you soon
>>544722361The trainer was pretty much in love with her from the very beginningLove at first sight
>>544721138Too busy fluffing keiba onna hair
>>544720674Rule of thumb: take the course length, divide by 10, and subtract 25. That's roughly how much extra power you need to compensate for a 100 speed deficit
When Halloween Creek?
>>544722304marvelous indeed
>>544722419I don't have every uma so idk, but thisExcept Urara and GoldshipUrara trainer watched her fumble a lot and see that everyone loves her but no one would take action to fix her bad running form so he did out of pityGoldship trainer was fucking KIDNAPPED and Tracen did nothing about it
>>544722361>blue eyes>big boobs>germanshe's perfect
>>544722361My paizuri wife
>>544722361No she doesn't, because I'm polar opposite of her who hates schedule bullshit.She wouldn't last one day with me.
Are R cards ever useful or do they only exist to clog up the gacha pool?
raising smaru is fucking horrible
>>544722657Good if you're fishing for certain skills to parentfag
>>544722465uma.moe/timelineend of november
>>544722657you can use them for hints but they lose a lot compared, i think the best R right now is Rudolf and maybe... Air groove? but that's because SR AG has a fucked up 2nd event
>>544722465Estimated to be end of November/beginning of December.
>>544722657R Rudolf is core for debuff builds.R Riko is going to be a cope card soon.
>>544722361Curren had her eyes on you since she was a child
>>544722465November
okay but would eishin flash rape me without my consent because she fit it into her schedule without my knowledge?
dancho do something what the fuck
what theres a trailer for unity cup?
>>544722751The unique animation is really cuteThat might make me pull for Rice
>>544722657The upcoming MLB R Riko will be one of the few useable rare cards, solely for Unity Cup. it's a substitute for the SSR version, if you have mlb r riko but not ssr riko you can use it, then not have to borrow SSR riko and can borrow something else
Months after finished Uma S2 I still get very emotional whenever the damn jukebox plays Sunbeam Cheer in my lobby
How hard is it to learn german?
I'm not ready for this man, I only have ONE MIDDLING ACE.
>>544720653no one will bring double debuffers because it's a fucking meme
>>544722959Do it anon
>>544723084It's easier to learn Japanese and then German
This nigger has the worst gacha luck I've ever seen. I almost think the vids are scripted with how bad his luck is, even though it doesn't make sense for them to be scripted
>>544723132Then take your B finals rewards and enjoy
I wonder if children dress up as umas for halloween, although I don't know if asians even celebrate that anymore cause I remember a bunch of gooks being stampeded when they tried that.
>>544723084Assuming you're english/american, with german you won't have to learn three new writing systems. With Japanese you'll have to learn Hiragana and Katakana and incrementally Kanji
i don't give a flying fuck about some random gachatuber eceleb
>average 1.4m fans a day since I started playingWould an A club accept me? Stuck in B+ purgatory
>>544723453Yeah that's great for an A club
>>544723174This guy also gets sick a lot and seemingly does everything in his power to not actually play uma because react "content" and wanting to showcase fighting shit because it's so cool, guyz. why are you even watching him.
>>544721830Brian cute
MUH SCHEDULE
I had to spark Eishin... Now I only got 34k left.But I got smart falcon, Burbon and Curren. I could also 3 star ass wonder. I suppose thats an okay result.
I care about gachatuber ecelebIt is funny to see them fail miserably
>>544723453easily, my A club has a quota of 15-30 mil a month and we sit around the 500-750 rank quite comfortably
You didn't listen to the metaniggers right?You rolled for Eishin Flash, right?
>>544722657I use R Suzuka for groundwork parents so I could borrow Yaeno Muteki instead
If any of you faggots are tempted to pull on a support card banner/uma banner WITHOUT enough carats to spark, unless you don't give a shit about results and just want to hear the wheels go whirrr, let this pic remind you what 150 pulls can get you. F2p's....take heed.
>>544723710why would anyone roll for a nazi?
>>544723728holy based I'm pulling now
>>544723678>>544723710>sparking this garbage umawhy?
https://x.com/0325Azusa/status/1984017472656179409
>>544721138黙れ
>>544723084It's not that hard if you're a native English speaker, however in 2025 basically everyone in Germany can speak passable English so there's no real reason to learn German unless you plan to live there.
>>544723829she's neat
>>544723728I fucked up, I tried to gacha simulate to purge my bad luck but got this instead.
which umas would you watch horror movies on halloween with?
>>544723886next CM is a mile and she is not even good at that
>>544723710>Not a BokumankoSKIP
>>544723710Of course! Luck was on my side thankfully so I got her in a few tickets and a 10 pull
u can do u but i would never spark an uma at this point of the game when theres so much to gain by expanding your supports roster
Hello again toreinas! /Uma/ Club (top 100) will have some room next month so reply with ID as usual to get your invite November 1st! Come get your>Discord free>mega-active>super friendly>dirt-shoe free>mostly wholesome>fun events with carats for participating>(and more)experience with the best of the best fan-farmers around! K love you bye
>>544723652I just watch his pull videos and his CM Finals videos for schadenfreude
>>544723957>caring about CMWhat are you? Brown and poor?
>>544719806bowsette looking aaa
>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP SPARKING UMA YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND WANT BEYOND HER BEING META GARBAGE REEEEEEEEE STOP ENJOYING THE GAME IN HONESTY AAAAAAAAThank god I'm not mentally ill, or a disgusting thirdie.
>>544723640>>544723702Oh damn, you really do shoot up in ranks if everyone does their part huhGuess I'll be on the lookout after rewards have been sent
>>544723829Because I roll with my dick.Better than trying to roll meta and either getting unlicky or getting clowned on by whales anyways.
>>544724085I'm not a loser like you, teehee :)
>>544724112>>544723453120%. Mine does nothing but "Donate and apply for shoes, play daily" and we're comfy 700 A rank
>>544723710Heck no, I'm not an Eishin Flash fan. In fact I don't think I'll be rolling any Umas at least until Manhattan Cafe. I'm in super savor mode (after I spark Riko Banner to shore up my SRs).
>>544721398Is 6 million monthly actually enough to make A rank?
>global popularity vote>urara will definitely win by a landslide because muh heckin daughterinoMANT can't come soon enough to filter these faggots
Okay I got my kraut tits. What support should I spark? Natie SSR is out of the question, the skills arent worth it.
>>544723969I'd almost say you could ignore the blue, but that pink, ugh. Fun whites, though.>>544723689>>544724039You know, fair, I can't fault this approach.
>>544724283>placing any pride in gacha accomplishmentsBro
everyone knows best daughter is Shinko Windy (i dont have any Shinko Windy images)
>>544724245>German>BakerSadly a dying trade over here, otherwise pretty accurate.
>>544724112This but unironically. Just make a second account and reroll until you unlock the uma and then play the career.
>>544724383>implying those faggots won't keep hanging around because of the anime and fanarts
baking a baby with Eishin Flash in her womb
>>544723797>he doesn't know
>>544724364Just by kicking inactive players could make a huge difference.
>>544720864What is the logic behind this? What's special about the parent to not run a groundwork card?
>>544724351I really think you roll for Hishi Akebono. Don't ask why. Just do it. Just a few rolls.
>>544724364It’s literally not. So many of these clubs rely on people to do much more than their “quota” for their rank and then the dancho will bitch and kick and scream when someone doesn’t make 25 million. Which is what it actually takes to be A.
>>544721910There's someone that looks really close to this in our casual club. I'm tempted to kick him tomorrow morning
>>544724597As someone that CONSUMED a slice of bread earlier, BASED!
>>544724383Secondaries won't leave by filtering through gameplay because they don't even play the game in the first place bro
>>544723941STAY STRONG ANON
>>544724283Your day one title, bwo?
Sup bro, how would you like to become my wife?
>>544724754Why the goatse pose
urara is winning by a landslide which is expected but mtfk, taiki and rice are all getting close in terms of picksimpressive I was certain mtfk was going to be left in the dust, damn
>>544724383>muh heckin daughterinoWhat a miserable life you're living, must be sad waking up with such a disgusting mindset. Don't cut yourself on the edge of your fedora on your way out, tranny.
>>544724364For now yes since its the Hachimin period, and not alot of clubs know about Chrono's chartsThings might be different months down the line when clubs consolidate
There is a global poal?
>>544724824Wait why don’t you have a bunch of slots missing for the other CMs you didn’t win? Don’t tell me they hide them instead of reminding you forever of something you will never have.
>>544724824:(
>>544724951
>>544724879Sex with boys
>>544724137Please use this superior Tact multiple-views pic in the future.
>>544723941We rolling 30k for the Riko/Rice banner right bros?
>>544724892>mtfkShe is a very funny horse
>>544724892What is Neko talking about?
>>544724383they don't even play the game, everything they know about umamusume is just the anime
>>544725158yes if they reset the limited swipes by then
>>544725014Thats a mighty heap of implications and maybe projection here for a bunch of pointlesd. Also the filters are off, says it right there.
>>544724754>>544724884
>>544725248Do they reset on the third? Or when Aoharu arrivesNeed to know how long I can procrastinate before swiping
>>544717282>Japanese authentic (japanese steak)
>>544724383you're far more of a tourist that any of those faggots you miserable pile of shit
>>544725013There is a 1500 carat giveaway on twitter if you tweet some hashtag for the unity cup. Don't worry about it
>>544724383>NOO ITS NOT ME THATS THE REDDITOR OUTSIDER ITS YOUUUUUUUUUUlmao you sad sack of thirdie shit
Very funny pink horse
>>544725515True...
Stop fighting each other.
Why is she like this?
>>544725435Ah... I see, thanks.
>>544725140sexooo
>>544725515
Urara was always the reddit horse, not Tachy
>>544725435I don't use twitter and i'm not making an account for 1500 carats
Last CM room before I go to MEPS 77223678
Don't post the Inu.
>>544725694All umas are to be loved. None are reddit.
>>544725694Now THIS is cope
Speaking of polls, thoughts?
My favourite Umas? Oguri Cap, Mihono Bourbon and Maruzensky of course.
>>544724383surprise that thirdies are tourists? nothing new
>YOU're the tourist redditor twitter casual discord etc. etc. etc.>no YOU>nuh uh, it's YOU>nuh uh uh, it's YOU! YOU!>no, YOU!>ad infinitumSo who is it really?
>>544723710I rolled for herI got Oguri Cap and SMaru instead
>>544724383that post triggered all the trannies lol
>>544725783You're a good slave. Danchou is pleased.
Nonnies are so heated tonightWhy don't you hop on VR chat and lose some of that stress?
>>544725639>>544725801It could be You! It could be Him! IT COULD EVEN BE M
>>544725801avatarfags are reddit
>Opera O gets blocked by an entire wall of ~5 mob umas>Literally the exact situation that made Opera O famous>Literally the exact trigger conditions for her stupid fucking ult>It doesnt fireim so fucking pissedif she didn't have literally 700 more speed and 400 more power than every other racer she wouldn't have still one by a single length
>>544725801what if its me?
I am from reddit. I have over 10,000 karma there.Give me an uma wife.
>>544723101Nishishi
>>544725890have no idea what a nonnie is but I'm down for vrc
>>544725694You're right, I'm sorry for calling Tachyon reddit
>>544725890I went on VRchat once, I went to a few rooms that had a bunch of people with deltarune/undertale avatars talking about various topics orbiting the single female there and ignoring meI got violent flashbacks to high school and uninstalled
>>544725939wowi'm so incredibly madthat i spelled 'won' with a fucking homophone that no one could possibly ever write accidentally like misplacing 'your' with 'you're'
>>544725978
>>544722361I thought I saw a nipple for a second
>>544725264>gets defensive when he just made a post making fun of someone for not having a titlelow iq bricked hypocrite lmao
>>544726028You can see it in her eyes. She knows exactly what she's doing?
>>544726064You're supposed to pretend to be female bwo
>>544725896CHEVAL GRAND(S)
>>544725707Poor Dotobro just kept sniffing my Oguri's hair
>>544726087your a retard
>>544726028Falco could learn a thing or two from her
>>544725707>fat fuck oguri blocking the entire last spurt for doto
>>544725801It's me. I like funny reaction images, all the popular umas like urara/oguri/golshi, and I even like vtubers.
>>544725801Nobody. 'tourist redditor twitter casual discord thirdie brown skin etc.' always been the same as calling someone a faggot or retard
Brown hours. Post brown umas at least
>>544723957Yes and?
>>544726221
>>544724892>mtfkpleasantly surprised that there are a lot who recognize her appeal
>>544726028Please stop. My dick hurts and I'm tired of paizuri.
>>544726248>>544726263
>>544726263not my fault you didn't train wit >>544726248
>>544726284
>>544726284There's more aside from Hishi Amazon?
>>544725801Tachyon posters
>>544726150>>544726028Is there an uma who's begging for a dick between her tits more than Eishin?
>>544726263>POV: You went from 4th place to 5th placeIs brian just outright shit-tier?She's like the only uma with a built-in speed bonus that somehow feels bad
>>544726431Fuji, the boy.
>>544726431Fuji Kiseki literally has a paizuri window
soul = rolled for Flashsoulless = rolled for Neicha
39 more trainees before my wife gets released on global. will global still be running by then?
>>544726442From all my testing she's the most inconsistent yeah, I wouldn't say shit because she goes nuts when pump hits. The life of a late gambler...
>>544726248If you don't win finals this game is ultra-rigged
>>544723710But of course
>>544726431
Your lowest fan Umas that you've unlocked. Post them.
NO ONE fucking rolls for neisha, NO ONE!
>>544726527>>544726542True..I forgot about the apex paizuri demon.
>>544726496
>>544726386We got the gift of foresight, yeah. Brown mob umas are cute too.
what's the best SEA country, SEAbros?
soon
>>544726543lmao I forgot that card came out, absolutely no one postes rolls for it as expectedyou guys remember when /uma/ shilled this HARD AS FUCK for a month straight in like september?
>>544726690australia
>>544726442She was a pace monster in CM3 and will be a pace monster in CM5. She is at her best when most of the final corner is either during mid-race or after late-race acceleration.
>>544726754that's on a different continent bro....
>>544726690The only one I would unironically visit is Thailand, it's practically a tradition for every European anyway
>>544726921 >>544726689SEX WITH BROWN ANIME GIRLS
>>544726726you missed all the fun. that was hours ago
>>544726726Anon blatantly ignoring the previous thread what else is new.
Ah fuck it. I'll just spark the kitasan rerun banner, even if I just need one more copy.
I've been crawling my way up the ranks with different strategies and a bit of luck. Should I gamble on graded league or stick to open league again?
>>544726921I don't like the implication of being unsure who the father is
>>544726386There's one more playable brown uma: Symboli Kris S, and two brown NPC umas: Bitter Glasse who's going to be in the new scenario and Darley Arabia, one of the three goddesses. 9000 hours in paint.
>>544727010AHHHH MY EYES SHIAROKI SAVE ME
>>544726645Cumming between American's tits
>>544727000Wait for the uncap stones bwo
>>544727010Your Umas have a bright future anon
>>544727010>HDR anon is back
>>544727010HOLY TONEMAPPING BATMAN
>>544727010what the fuck did you do to that screen shot niggaalso, those uma's will get eaten alive lmfao read some guides
>>544725801>REDDIT Week>Silence REDDITor>Tokai REDDITeio>MaREDDITnsky>OguREDDIT Cap>REDDIT Ship>Vodka>Daiwa ScaREDDIT>REDDIT Shuttle>REDDIT Wonder>REDDITro McREDDIT>El REDDIT Pasa>Symboli REDDIT>REDDIT Groove>Mayano Top REDDIT>REDDITro Ryan>REDDIT Shower>Agnes REDDITyon>Winning REDDIT>SakuREDDIT REDDITshin O>Super REDDIT>Haru UraREDDIT>MatikaneREDDITaru>Nice REDDIT>REDDIT Halo>T.M. REDDIT O>Mihono REDDIT>Biwa HayaREDDIT>REDDIT Chan>NaREDDITor Taishin>REDDIT Falcon>NaREDDITor Brian>REDDIT Sky>Hishi AMA REDDIT>Fuji REDDITki>Gold REDDITy>REDDITO Doto>REDDIT Flash
>>544727010Okay, let's see what anon is asking for help with, let me just enlarge the image- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES
>>544727031Anon please... just go check some nip video how to hear how she speaks and you will understand why it's written like that
>>544726921Ntr vibes.
>>544727075Then whats a good banner then? I'll skip natie and riko
>>544727010MY EYES!
>>544726442She's not very good because she almost always overtakes during the acceleration phase on this track.
>playing UmamuREDDITsume: Reddit Derby at all
>>544727010turn off hdr bro
>>544727308>being brown
>>544727241>how to hear howI see how it is, goodnight dacchis
>>544727261>skip rikoBro you get A HUNDRED FREE PULLS, just use another 15k to spark. You get so much value
The only reddit umas are urara, tachyon and rice shower.
>breathing oxyreddit
>>544727261Christmas Oguri in december, then Vbourbon or the megabanner later
>>544727367>being brREDDITown
>>544727010Is this what they mean when they say the future is bright? Jesus christ!Anyway your umas have good stats but the skills are hot trash, I don't even know if you can make group B finals with them. I'd make some B-rank umas and go with Open League
All umas are reddit. If you like any uma you're a redditor.
>>544727261Do savefags really just skip everything without planning on what to actually pull on?
The 7500 carats for $70 is getting reset on the half anni? Say no more!
>>544724028I’m coming home, save me a slot.
>>544727401>throwing 15k in the trash to get one more riko
>>544727334Alright fine
>>544727489
usage rate of cards in the new scenario on JP
>>544727427I still don't fully understand what qualifies an uma to be reddit. Does it have to do with their personality traits or is it simply because people on reddit like them?
>>544727489ROLL FOR MARUZENSKIP RIKOSKIP NATTYBUY XMAS CAPROLL FOR BOURBONDUMP 60k CARROTS ON FM/MARUZEN
>literally nobody is putting up MLB Tosen to borrow
>>544727582THAT'S IT maruzensky is now reddit
Frankly, uma reddit is actually not that bad. They like all uma art whether it's uma x trainer or uma x uma. Also, there are separate subreddits for game advice, most of which is actually helpful. If you want the worst uma community, it's on Twitter.
>>544727582The latter.
What's up with this place going OHHH NOOOO reddit yet somehow never mentioning twitter?Small dog syndrome or something? since twitter's bigger than both combined?
>>544727591I like Chiyono O though...
Instarren Chan!
>>544727569What's for Aoharu?
>>544727526The initial starting 7500 packs are there to stay but there'll be another 3 separate limited time 7500 pack for the half anni
>>544727657sometimes, I'm surprised by how ample bakushin's tits areher personality makes me expect her to be flat, but every time her animations make her tits jiggle, I can't pry my eyes away from themholy fuck, what a semen demon
>>544727747That image amused me.
>>544727657you should stay there, redditshin o
>>544727748I WANT TO FUCK THIS DOG AND CREATE MORE OR HER KINDTHEN FUCK HER MOTHER TO CREATE MORE CHIYOS THAT WAY AS WELL
>>544727804kita and baku are related for a reason
>>544727043>one more playable brown umawe need more
>>544727617How good is she? I just realised I have her at MLB whilst rolling for Natie
>>544727651My hag wife will never be reddit>>544727680Wouldn't that make every horse reddit then; I'm sure there's at least a decent amount of people on reddit who like each horse. Even 4chan umas like Mayano.
>>544727591>DUMP 60k CARROTS ON FM/MARUZENShould you MLB FM or maruzen though?
>>544727582If you see a surface level preference for an uma, not unlike the type of shit you see from ironic weebs, it's reddit. Urara qualifies for this.
>>544727747it's because 4chan has been a twitter colony for at least the last 5 years, there's a reason why half the shit that gets posted on here is ripped straight from here and vice versa. people who came from twitter aren't going to shit on twitter.
>>544727747Amazing image, thanks for the laugh.
>>544727887Mediocre. But for Pace, she is better than Mayano and cafe due to her skills
>>544727529Consider a spot saved anon! Unless you mean “coming home” as in you went on vacation in the middle of the month and are currently in the club in which case I already know who you are just re-apply on the first if you get back
>>544727803I wouldn't know that anon, because the initial 7500 pack already disappeared for me a long time ago.
>>544727569
>>544727887Nothing special stat-wise but she has nice skills>Ramp Up>Medium Straightaways/Corners>Pace Chaser Straightaways
>The 7500 carats for $70 is getting reset on the half anni? Say no more!
>>544727747Because global twittards can hardly talk about umas before degrading into narcissistic rants about how mentally retarded they are or waging a culture war over some random eceleb. Ignoring it is a given.
>>544727308Is it even Reddit anymore? FOTM has passed, no streamers play it anymore, and I'm pretty sure all that's left are people that enjoy/tolerate the grinding autism after 3 CMs.
>>544727468Thanks.
y-you can't shame them, they pay for our severs!
>>544727747Historically this whole site has had a kind of blood feud with reddit, so despite there being a ton of annoying global fandom shitters on twitter they're not really on the radar, just an object of casual disdain. It's like asking why facebook isn't mentioned more.The main thing that pisses me off about twitter is 17 year olds not being able to act like they've been there before and sperging out in the replies of jp artists, or trying to banter with jp-only horse accounts
I want to fuck this granny. There, I said it.
>>544727569I am going to cum inside stay gold's tight little old man body
>mood down>Mandatory jap cup race>mood down>karaoke + claw machine>mood downholy shit this is the first I've had a triple. Same fucking event too
>>544727569notice how there's no kitasan. congrats on bricking yourselves
>>544728549twitter was always bad but got worse with the influx of tumblr refugees
>third worlders can't fathom spending literal pocket change
>>544727569>air shakuryou guys told me her ssr was bad...
>>544728813?AND THE FUCKING TISSUESyeah grass time to go to the farm
Okay but which uma is sneed posting on umatter?
>>544727569YOU GUYS TOLD ME KITASAN LASTS FOREVER
>>544728927The Wit SSR is dogshit (and still is to this day, it's like getting slacker on the same turn you have a stacked rainbow training on speed)The one in that picture is the Stamina SSR, which is really good
>>544729067HOLY FUCKING BASED!
Oh the carat prices and the gacha chances are a ripoff? Didn't ask. I'm not poor.
>>544728386kek they really do be like that
>>544729067>>544729102Redpill me on this granny.
>>544729067grandma would never
>>544729129You will be, after spending your life savings on this game due to your addiction.
>>544729090Nobody has EVER said that, everyone has said it was meta for two years and got powercreptIt may be like 1.5 years in global due to acceleration but what, are you gonna borrow it for a whole ass year?
>>544729067wonder a cute indeed
>ryan parenting for 4 days with mlb evil golshi>never ever see straightaway spurt hint>ONLY groundwork>clocks dwindlingtime to cleat this useless honse
>>544729067
>>544729313
>>544729067Bro... I can see it all!
i just can't bring myself to fap to any umassome are obviously very attractive but i still can't do it
>>544729646same, but because they all look dumblow iq is a turn off
>Pull Doto with the free roll yesterday>Today pull Eisen Flash on my third rollWell there goes my luck for the next several banners. I'm not complaining though cause I like both these umas.
>>544729067whew good thing it's censored
>>544729646i had the same problem until i found out there were some decent doujin
>>544729646Being manipulative counts, see Curren Chang. She knows what to say and do to have you all to herself
>>544729646Dont worry. Your umas will have their way with you whether you like it or not.
>>544729646every time I see a lewd of an uma I like, I get ready to jack off, only to find myself imagining what it would be like to have her as a wife before crying myself to sleep
>>544729646They all act so desperate for the trainer's dick that it becomes a turn off, they have 0 self respect
HOLY FUCK GUYS READ THIS
HOLY SHIT GUYSI DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUR DISCORD FAGGOTRY
>>544729919they deserve it for racing so well
>>544730012tldr
>>544730012what does it way
What determines the price of guest legacies?
Why are these girls named like Jeagers?
>>544730012I hope you didn't verify your phone to post in there...Private servers are fine but the moment I'm forced to verify I snap
>>544723710I listened to them and saved my carats. Please punish me appropriately.
>>544730296what’s wrong with verification of phone besides 1) having to link your phone and 2) not being able to sillypost anymore because you only get one shot with the phone things
>>544730295jeaggers lick my anus
>>544730295For the same reason that Rim 1 is so beloved. It's cool as hell.
Are we MANT yet?
>>544722657New F2Ps have to use them to fill gaps in their SRs, but they eventually become useless. I personally use R Suzuka for hints because I missed the free SSR.
>gives you Gourmand
>>5447304924 more months
>>544730468You have to link your phone which means you're giving over your full name and address. If you don't view this as a bad thing you're insane.
>kikuka sho with rudolf>550,500, 300 wit>thirdoh come on, I got first place with 400, 300 honse
>>544730623power status?
>>544727043My goddess...
>>544730295Loved this movie
>>544730620>he doesn't have a burner phone for these situationsyou sound amateurish, despite having so many concerns about privacy
>>544730468I'm not schizo like that or anything I can hold myself back just fine, it's just about having the option to not do it. I'm kinda stubborn like that
>>544730687370 with red shift which should be plenty enough
funny that you showed up....
>>544730295that motherfucker needed more screen time, he was cool as fuck
>>544730889red shift is useless for kikuka sho
>>544730815If humanity had spent 1/1000th the cost of the Jaeger program on a chemical solution to kaiju blue. They could have just blasted every single one of them with plasma guns and called it a day. That was my only gripe the the original. They are like "noooo we can't just shoot or cut them because of the fallout!" The proceed to use it every fight.
>A little bag of helpI love Doto so much
>global ended up localizing aoharu hai as unity cuphowaii
>>544731101Neil degrasse Tyson coded post
smart falcon is too cute bros
>>544731169SHE'S READY FOR ANY EMERGENCY
>>544730984This game is so autistic holy shit
>>544730984what am i looking at, is it because you are already at max speed?
>>544731502>is it because you are already at max speed?yes, red shift starts too late
>>544731169>>544731234i've been alternating runs with these two and share these feelings
>>544731587>We interviewed a horse trained in the newly released hot springs scenario and here's what he had to say>"Why is the skill point capped at 9999?"
>>544731358Just about any game is hyper autistic depending on which mentally ill freak you ask.Something as simple as World of Tanks gets stupidly autistic when you look at the Armor make up of each tank alone.
>both Doto and Creek are cows>both cows have a bag full of supplies to help>Sweet Doto does it because she is actually a good person>Creek is a selfish cow that gets off from being helpfulI knew Creek was a villain
>>544731820This game is especially autistic because skills are extremely situational while having vague descriptions
>>544731831Explode
Next thread will be worse
>>544731968Me waiting for the day this gets reuploaded
>>544731831wew
Is that allowed? I just met her a few days ago
>>544722439I love fluffy Chrono…
>>544731820You can't play this game to its fullest without accessing multiple 3rd party charts, tables, and databases. That's the definition of an autism game.
>>544731831fucking explOOOOOOODE
>>544731314honse
>>544732042I mean goldship kidnapped a trainer and everyone seems fine with itAnything goes
>>544731968I'm usually a big tits type of guy but I unironically think teio is the sexiest uma.
>>544731968Why is this in reverse
I am not having much luck with my CM training
>another Kikuka Sho loss because the game gives computer umas speed, accel, full heal and noclip if they activate a gold recovery in that raceAnd I'm retiring that run. I don't even care if it's a borrow down the drain.
Well, I just got my ""best parent ever""Doesn't feel great after 50 bijillion pasa fans though
STOP POSTING SUGGESTIVE TEIO
>>544731890>Creek gets off on helping me>I get off from being helpedWe're perfect together
I dont want to play anymore before aoharu bros...
>>544732103You can't oppose a god.
>>544729067I like those eyebrows
I made a fucky Opera Othe accel inherits didnt pan out the way i hopedIs she better as a surger or pacer?
>>544732227Just do fan runs until then
bacchi guu yo
>>544732215For me, it's adult looking Teio.
>>544732353gonna goo in maru's bacchi, yo
>>544732202how are you passing arima kinen? my pasa always fails there
>>544732215Ok I'll post suggestive Grass instead.
>>544732383She's so hot, bros
>>544732353
>>544732415just get to 800 spd (or 900 if you have dogshit skills to play it safe)also don't do that autistic "save skills for the end" nonsense since you already have 500 billion skill points in a parent run, you need to win your races
>>544732227Aoharu is good for making aces, URA is where parenting will flourish for a long time. Plus like other bwo said, you can do fan runs.
kek what a cute dork
>>544732415800 speed750 is minimum, but still unreliable
>>544732553
>>544732415>>544732530>>544732601Gaslight. 600 speed can win any race in career.
fat bitch
>>544732645'can' is not 'will'
>>544732415NTA, but if you're losing Arima Kinen you're being greedy and not training stam. I know career mode gives you a free invisible buffer, but you still need to respect it in long races, especially when you're brute forcing it with B proficiency.
Why does Mayano Top Gun stand perfectly still when she wins a race
>>544732557cheeky foxy looking kitasan
>>544732202WAIT NEVER MINDTHE 3 STAR TURF WAS JUST ENOUGH FOR BASE TURF A FALCO WHILE STILL HAVING POTENTIAL FOR FRONT/TURF/MED SPARKS (and red shift)WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
How do you respond
>>544732883Give her a headpat
>>544732883...what kind of candy?
This is the team I plan to field for the Leo Cup; thoughts?I figure I'll have an advantage with six umas on the field compared to the opponents only getting three each.
>>544732645>>544732735I usually have at least 600 in all stats some greens and swinging maestro and skills but still end up 2nd/3rd on arima. maybe i do need more speed
>>544732319Based on test rooms I did in rando lobbies and here, you have a better chance of proccing Rudolf ult as surger since I've always seen 4-5 umas in front of my Summer Spe. That and Flowery Manuever will probably get you more than Opera's finicky ult.
>>544732645we're talking about Pasa retard. The one with natural B Long. 600 barely wins with other horses. When people say 600 it's more 650 something>>544732735I've won Arima Kinen with 350 stam in classics and low-mid 400s in senior before. It's a speed check before it's a stam check. Only KKK sho and haruten are stam checksArima Kinen is a med race with a Long label slapped on it
>>544732941I don't think Suzuka can survive the course it's not a mile.
>>544732874>Falco with A&S+ red shiftCould that win this CM? No one talks about her anymore after maruzen came out
>>544732553>>544732608My paizuri wife
>>544732941>suzuka is a brick>seiunn will get raped by other fronts>pasa is ok
And just like that Doto is goneBut I got her :)
>>544733091sureit's about as hard as getting a maru with redshift I guess.
>>544732953600 is plenty of stam for that race in career. Probably is speed then, 750 going into Arima/URA is where I start to feel comfortable. Could be power if you're running her as a surger, but realistically you'd fail the campaign earlier if that was the problem.
>>544733135She's lovely
>>544733091Yeah, she's still good. It's just because SMaru has stam recovs while she doesn't.
>>544733171It's a little easier for falco, maruzen has to tank an outright 0 inheritance score from herselfhowever, maruzens unique is stronger than falcos + restless is nice this CM
>>544732941Your Pasa's alright but your Suzuka will die on the track (doubly so if there are any debuffers) and non-groundwork Seiun is not winning against other fronts with groundwork or a roided out Oguri
>>544733209Cant wait to do her career after work. I read her story on the bus.
>>544732971I wasnt sure how to format my team between Doto and Opera OIf this is a good surger Opera O then Doto might have to go pace, but i heard Doto would also be better as a surger because of her uniqueWould two lates (and a Golshi) clash that way? I have no idea
>>544732248Just say noNo one can kidnap you if you say no
>>544733253maru's balances out by freeing up turf sparks for more meds. Lower affinity but technically you boost the base chance sparks of med or something (I'm coping). It's also brick if you only run maru grandparents on one side, it's actually not that bad due to race synergy if you run her both sides of the family tree for some gnarly incestous action
>>544732883Sure id have a child with her.
>>544732883Love her
Orange wife...
my club fucking diedwe're still B because the top guy is a bot and the second guy empties their TP but I haven't seen more than five people passing shoes all month and it finally happened
>>544732941>Don't get the joke behind this post>Look at the epithets of all three of themthese were parent/fan/event point careers werent theyI will always have fond memories of my own hotsprings Golshi because she was not only my first ticket but also just happened to be strong enough to unironically anchor my Cancer Cup team
>>544733209name one uma that isn't grateful for your support and encouragement
>>544733056>>544733164>>544733316How about this Suzu then? Speed and power are a bit low, but she has one gold and high wit at least.I have better Suzukas, but they didn't win the impregnation raffle in their careers. I don't have any other pregnant Seiuns or any A tier alternatives.I want to make the triple steamy solidarity work.
>>544733209Pretty much
>>544733565
>>544733617Damn you got a ticket already?
>>544712408>>544712408>>544712408
Guys, I think my android broke.
>>544733593You need to impregnate more Suzukas, one with swinging maestro at the very least.
we are not using that, give it up
>>544733648Yeah, first run, it's a really cute event
>>544733716kys thidie
>>544733565I got jumpscared by this a few hours ago. My heart was NOT ready for that.
>>5447335931050 (stam + guts) + 1 gold is minimum for not dying on the track, if there are no murmur usersthat speed is also really sad especially in graded. Even at 1200 you'd still want med S toocute hotspring runs though
>>544733758Sweet
>>544733565Tannhauser trusted youI thought I could tooSo why the HELL are you trying to bang your trainer like the rest of umas
>>544733589Most of them don't shove their ample cleavage in my face to show their gratitude tbdesu
>>544733091I'm a falco fanboy, so I'm VERY proud of this setup>Base turf A>Still has medium on a base parent for highest spark chance>Also has random front grandparent to potentially hit that spark (essentially chances of all 3 good sparks)>plenty of groundwork sparks + red shift is 3*>actually crazy high inheritance score considering it's falcoThe best part of parent autism is giving umas with baseline terrible scores top-tier setupsAlso, bourbon in the future is a weirdass and actually LIKES all the bad parents like falco/maruzen so it's a weird future parent invest
>>544733928>>544733928>>544733928
>>544733871I am afraid the race was rigged from the start. She is very much for (You) from the start
>>544733091>No one talks about her anymore after maruzen came ouSuch is the fate of meta fotm umas
>>544733871Fuku is one of those umas that you wouldn't expect to be so romantically aggressive towards her Trainer until you look closerI was surprised to see how flirty she is when I did her career
>>544734027>>544734027>>544734027Fixed broken links in the OPUpdates some minimal things(non troll thirdie images)
>>544733950>>544734071
>Thread warsthat's my sign to go to bed, have a good one anons
>>544734071Mein Führer...
All of these are horrible.
>>544734220night
>>544734071>Hopeful and sovlful imageI'll be using this one.>>544734220Umasumi.
>>544734220why do the seaneets have to ruin it for hardworking aussies who haven't had a thread today and just want some banter and umas
>>544733565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I
>>544733716>>544733950>>544734071Which fucking one do I useThe second is a retard who fucked up the linksThe first one got called a thirdie (not sure why) and has been sitting unused for hours, so there's obviously something wrong with it though I can't tell what it is.Third is made properly, but it's the latest.
>>544734586just trust NTR anon, he keeps the threads updated and has no ill intentions
>>544734586give it ten minutes and use whichever the jannies haven't nuked
>>544733745I don't have Super Cunt and she never gives me Maestro when I borrow her.
>>544733373Lates and ends would only clash if you only gave one of them Pump, and not the others somehow. In other cases, your team shouldn't have much conflict, unless you're doing self-defeating shit like running a blocker with two front runners.But It'll always vary in the lobbies, but I've seen it skewed more toward pace/fronts over late/ends. I was in a room with 5 pacers once did include my Oguri though lol. Doto requires you to pass someone, and in a scenario like this, Doto should be able to consistently to do that if she's that good or another pace/front gets winded/doesn't have their accels proc.
