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New thread, woo! Here's my wives.
Orange like pumpkin... it's once again her day
Eek!
celebrating halloween with the mejiro family!!
>>544832524sovl
>>544832524christ, tosen jordan is a fucking moron.
>>544832582I'M DOING MY FAN RUNS
post Teio
>>544832408ju(?)-i-gers?
>>544832591Is there ANYTHING as erotic as sweaty umas???
Dancho I will be taking a break to play in JP, the new scenario is keeping me busy, I will come back when Aoharu is released in Global
>>544832916TOKAIIIII TEEEEIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>544832841What the fuck is their problem?
Digitan LOVE
>>544833056
What in the goddamn???
>>544832841D-Dia wouldn't do this... in public
>>544833503what part of oguri crap did you not understand
>>544833056doubt it
>>544833503just glue the run bro
>>544833349I genuinely don't understand why western artists (and sloptists) are so attracted to golshiis it just fad chasers who don't get exposed to anything outside S1 of the anime and latch onto the meme character?
>>544833056Literally nothing
>>544833694its the neco-arc effect
>>544832582黙れ
>>544833503have you considered recovering energy?
>>544833694yes basically that
This will probably be the best I can get since I just hard focused on trainings and only did like two optional ones.
>>544833793nearco...
>>544833694>strong personality>legs for days>hourglass figurewhat's there not to like, chud
>>544834053The fact that she's G*ldship
>>544834008Also she gave 1*wit with front runner, but did get front runner savy and groundwork. Maybe she could be a great grand parent?
Wait the last thread still had imageswhy did we leave early
>>544832582
>>544834223>WE WE WE WE WEShut the fuck up
Pretty sure something is wrong with me cause I start shaking when I do practice lobbies. I mean it was that way in CM finals but this is just practice...
>>544834223If you post a link people just moveNobody is checking the stats
>>544822153>New scenario record Tfw u suck more than a chinkbotAlso it's missing like a bunch of supports and some events
>>544833694fad chasers always latch onto the most popular characters and Gold Ship was already an extremely popular horse even before umamusume existed. gag/comic relief characters are also usually popular with trend hoppers because their character quirks are generally pretty easy to glean from clips compared to other characters that require more context to understand. so yeah what you said but more autistic.
>Cake falcon who fully committed to idol life so she became a 40 y/o virginHoly fuck MY DICK
>>544833694face of the franchise
>>544833694>Why do so many people draw the poster child umaTruly perplexing
>>544834053I am attracted to women, not brick houses
>>544834325>he downloaded and ran itcyjews literally tracks every single input you perform and bans in waves. it's over for you, anon.
>>544832316good thread
>>544833619>>544833689>>544833842Insane
>>544834325The event thing was added only days ago, so yeah. It used to be "edit this file for specific event choices" only.
Thoughts?
>duh
>>544834426>trainer who committed to supporting falco her whole idol career>Never had sex until she was 40 but gets her first timeIs this based or cucked?
>>544833056no
>>544834798pure virgins will always be based
>>544834768Looks good anon
>>544834847even if they're 40 and blueball (You) for half your life?
>>544834557more for me
>>544834798>Gets to deflower herBased.
>>544834712AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAOGURI HAHAHAHAHHA
>>544834945having a deep emotional relationship with someone for half your life is incredibly based
>>544834712What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
>>544834945that's implying torena is a horny beast who can't stop thinking about sex. but loyalty is based
>>544834798>>544834945I'm 37 and a virgin, so waiting until 40 but getting a perfect wife seems pretty sweet to me.
>>544835101this is the most offensive image i've had the misfortune of laying my eyes on in 1607 threads. congratulations, jobber.
>>544834831>goldcity1.png>picture of espoir citye-eh?
>>544835234way to tell everyone you are a fucking faggot
>>544834426who is this
does fast learner affect skills you learn later?
>>544835351finemo
>>544834731I love the katawa umawife
>>544835234what about this one
>>544835365Yeah it's just a flat reduction in everything for the run
>>544835101they should sell Uma sweat as an aphrodisiac like they did gladiator sweat
>>544835365it only affects skills you buy laterit affects all skills at the time you buy them
>>544835365it's a 10% discount across all skills. fast learner is part of the reason why you don't tend to grab skills early unless absolutely needed and/or hint-trimming.
81701661leo room
>>544834945If you're impatient, you tie the knot with the hebe like Mayano or ruffle the feathers of a Mejiro. If you love Falco, no one else will do. Plus she's a virgin unlike pic related, so waiting isn't cucking.
>>544835101I don't even like King RedditBut this made my cock harden and start leaking precum for some reasonStrange
Realistically speaking, what would you do in this scenario?
Symboli Supremacy
Ew stinky
Any feed back for my Maru? >>544834008I could had gotten front corners, but getting firm conditions was RNG on Super Creek and I dbout I can get this all again and with more races. I need to work on my Oguri if not work use my Taurus one and focus on Summer Special Creek. I'm just trying to make it to finals.
HE POSTED THE PIG ITS SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>>544834426Hair down Falco is sexPigtails are so unflattering
>>544835257really? FUCK I knew it looked a bit off. Goddamnit danbooru
>>544835681>t. karenfagkekaroo
>>544835549Mayano would wait for (You), this is slander
>>544835668Try again and go for higher stamina. 850ish + 1-2 golds should get you through the race, but it'll be iffy.
>>544835540bump
>dumbass donkey gives me 5 sleep depriveds 2 with night owl a don't overdo it off a 7% training no speed rainbows and 7 mood downsShit ass game
>>544835632Tell her it is unproffesional to be in this situation and that if she has any romantic feelings towards me it will have to wait until she's retired from racing
>>544836013I didn't mean to call Mayano Curren-chan, I meant that if you wanted to marry and impregnate her posthaste, it wouldn't be difficult to convince her.
>>544835663sniffing Dia
>>544834008your stamina is barebones. you miss a single recovery and you die. you get hit with -4% (aka one gold debuff, one white debuff) and you die before the line. you rush and you die.debuffers are the easiest and least intensive unit to build which means you're actually at an increased level of danger of losing to casuals/players taking this CM easy. against competent players with strong units then you're just lacking a lot of stats and skills.
>>544836124Rice Shower got Slacker right before URA, infirmary didn't cure it, and it cucked me out of a quadruple speed rainbow, lvl 5 great mood. +100 speed +50 power down the drain.Fuck you Rice Shower I hope you break your ankles
>>544836124
I'm all out of cp and the shoe trade is slow...
>>544836194she will sniff (You)
>>544836504>I'm out of cpjust beg the mayanofags for some
>>544836243>>544836034Damn, I wasted rolls on summer maru then since I give up building her due to no seiun and bad parents that have zero green skills due to bad luck. Thanks for the feedback.
>>544836604oh u
This game is going to drive me insane with how much it just intentionally fucks you over, every goddamn game its the same mood downs in senior year after summer, no rainbows, no hints, I fucking hate this shit
So Shiraoki-sama decided that in my Medium S inspiration, the only other ability that will proc is a Straightaway Recovery I forgot one of my legacies had. Then I got the Best Foot Forward event to help my stamina a little more and get BoFA. THEN when I went recreation on a boring turn to get mood up since I didn't need to rest on full energy, I got the claw game. It was a sign that with a fully maximum hint Straightaway Recovery, I make this silliness. If only more supports hung around speed or especially power, but she is my chosen runner. She's here to make a statement against stinky neichas. This will be funny for Round 1, but man, I can't wait to refine this Oguri in the Unity Cup rush
El....
>>544836774front runners are an intensive strategy to main until valentine bourbon releases. pulling for bikini hag while not having your own seiun sky means you're not only relying upon hunting down the right parents but you're limited to three ace runs a day. on other styles, three ace runs a day is manageable but when you need to hit grandparent whites to build a functional unit then it becomes a real problem, real quickly.you have 2-3 more days to build your ace(s). oguri/tachyon and gold shit are all easy builds if you don't want to continue hunting down a good maru.
>>544835420glorious pubic hair
>>544834008skills are mostly fine. You shoulda gotten professor of curvature though. You are lacking stamina and will die to debuffers. I recommend medium S or you're going to lose races to Oguri and Goldship. You desperately need velocity
It's tenno sho time
>>544835681this but unironically
What are your toughts on Espoir City, /uma/?https://files.catbox.moe/kgj9ql.mp4
>>544837003well she won't gas outenjoy your consistent 4th place
>>544833056sweat is overratedit's literally just fluid waste
https://x.com/ktvkeiba/status/1984198669902508088
>>544837052relationship characterized by high-impact sex
>10 days to make aces for virgo
>>544837462>Virgo Nov 16what
>>544837436man that Curren-chan in the back looks upset. Did Falco say something true and mean about her again?
>>544837462digigoat!
>>544837579yeah but aoharu so you'll be doing 200 runs anyway
>>544837462>Two weeks until CM5
>>544837462>virgo>november 16c-cygames??
>>544837450I don't think about her because she's not in global or CinGray anime
>>544837462>two weeks for another CMi feel... i feel... accelerated.
>>544837541yeah and squirt is just pee youfucking killjoy
>>544837462Fuku... I'm sorry... but I promised to expand my roster over getting alters, and the pink pervert is right after you...
>>544837483>every person I go against will be a tryhard whale with no timmies below 600 stamina I shall enjoy it
>>544837687Global will EoS before her release anyway.
>Running THREE stam cards>Still cant get my stam to the 900-1000 range because the uma will go 10+ turns without ever going on the stam training
>umas keep losing races for no reason ever since this morningToday is just not my day huhGoodnight I guess
>>544837462All those banners I'm not going to roll on!
>>544837868maybe it has to do with the goldship stam card being dogshit for actually training stamina
>>544837868SSR gold shit isn't a real card.
>>544837462Rice comes earlier than what the timeline expected, and that's good.
>>544837971>>544837996What should I swap it with
>>544837868Mayano is Not Great, run Manhattan stam instead if you have her, or ZRR stam
96110718 - CM practice
>>544838029Cafe SR
How would you react if your uma cheered you on?
>>544838029i shit you not, almost anything.
>>544837462ACCELERATE
>>544837901seed's bad. Wait for the reset
>>544837450
>the wifi in the current area I'm in can't connect to Umasorry danchud, I can't login for today or the next day
>>544837462>Virgo alreadyYAMERO
>>544836596W-why is she drooling
>>544835798danbooru wouldn't allow an AI-generated pic
>>544838346the designs really do get worse and worse over time, huh
When does the club shilling begin
>>544837450seems like a Daiwa that's even more retarded
>>544838346
>>544838515today
How much Power do I need to make up for not having any accel skills?
>>544838472faggot
36512243 - CM practice
>>544838076She finally won one
>>544838602what position? unless you can hit 900+ not much. even 1200 power umas lost to those with acel skills
>>544838467Depends if their janny is checking new submissions
>remove green woman from deck>runs become infinitely more assAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEI'M SORRYWHY IS THIS HAPPENING
>>544838602You're on the safer side with minimum 800, closer to 900, but accel abilities do a lot of carrying.
>>544838472They've been trying to shill themselves to vchuubafags hence all the recent umas having trash design, such a shame really
>>544838764lol I pity the fools that dont have mlb welfare cards and a mlb creek borrow
Any lobbies? I wanted to try my Gold City...
>>544838029McQueen welfare card, Zenno Rob Roy, Manhattan Cafe, Seiun Sky, 0lb Super Creek, almost anything is better than GoldShit.
Can someone explain to me the mechanics of a race where your Front Uma has more power, stamina and speed than everyone else, but gets a late start, hangs around the back of the late surgers/end closers for the rest of the race and doesn't even bother to pick up the pace all the way to the end? Did she break her fucking ankle?
>>544838646>green woman doesn't proc maestro and just diesRIP
>>544838646>Rudolf steals the win from RiceBAD KaichouBAD
>>54483900588802877LEO CM testing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEiry8fSu3A>Spark TWICE on a banner>SIXTY THOUSAND (60,000) CARROTS>2lb focus cardAs always the support card system is easily the worst part of Uma Musume
how do you respond without sounding mad
>>544837462Easy skip, maybe i should try to roll for Eishin Flash after all
>>544839040wit based positioning check, if uma fails the check then she won't overtake
>>544839040The Late Start broke her spirit
>>544837462So, what's the final verdict? Skip or spark?
>>54483918415 ssrs is a high roll for 400
>>544838868And yet all the ultra-viral giga-popular vtubers have mostly simple designs
>AIIEEEEEEEEE ACCELERATION NO BREATHINGDon't care, just give me QoLs you mfers.
93552915leo cm testing
>>544839343
>>544839310who gives a shit if it's a "high roll"rolling 15 air shakurs is technically insane luck but no one gives a fuck since obviously rolling the focus card 3 times and nothing else is universes better
aiieee, my characters keep being mispositioned for their acceleration skills...
>>544838708>>544838854I got pretty close to max speed/power on a few runs.
>>544839168Argh so close. Thanks for hosting anon.
>>544839343imoutomanko...
>a rainbow(highlander-not lol) WELFARE deck yielded an uma with better stats than a dedicated 4 speed+2 stamina/power deckWhat the actual fuck is wrong with this game
>>544839184Funny how it's only marginally better now, Kitasan and Satono ran with 0.5% rate up, banners since then for SSRs have 0.75% rate up.
>CM every 2 weeks
>>544839440>brocked>still winAngling has a ridiculously large window to trigger
>>544839720
They'll accelerate everything except QoL huh
>>544839184this is why i keep telling people saving 60k carrots for the fine/maru banner isn't "overkill"IT'S THE BARE MINIMUM THE RATES IN THIS GAME SUCK COCK
>>544839829Sex with HeliosMarriage and baby making with Palmer
>>544839720>>544839842Wallahi
>>544839308OBVIOUSLY you spark full armor fuku are you fucking stupid. she's literally at the apex of her lucky power
>>544839720If everyone is getting fucked by the acceleration, no one is
>>544837462WaitDOES THIS MEAN XMAS OGURI WILL ACTUALLY RELEASE ON CHRISTMAS?
>>544840061It fucks over the people who rely on borrowed parents for ace runs
>>544839720>can't recycle umas because new campaign powercreep
>>544840109>Chr*stmasNot if the bald localizer has something to say about it
If CyGames eventually altered BoFA so it only fires on the middle straights so it doesnt waste anything, do they also do something with Iron Will as well? Like a time delay or something?
59533485CM Leo testing
>>544840109You mean HOLIDAYS OGURI
uma pussy
>>544840203no, I mean CHRISTmas Oguri
>>544839646Licking that Keiba Onna's umanko
>>544839985
>>544840109Right now it would be Dober on christmas and Christmas Oguri on New Years...
Hanukkah Cap is my favorite Uma
>>544840203>>544840351
when are we getting juneteenth oguri?
>>544840247sweaty panting tahhbo clinging to you shark teeth biting 500mp/h marathon sex till collapse premium top shelf steamy taahbo umanko I NEED-
CMs should be accelerated even more
>>544840197>canceled
It's easy just retrain your team to retain in TT AND win CM so you can stay on track to be able to pull support cards so you can enjoy the game within a year
So... about that Tachyon event...
/uma/ club has spots next month. remember to apply
>>544840704>witUnsalvageable
>>544840704lol
>2000 biweekly carats is somehow le badEveryone who complain about CM being 2 weeks apart should be shot pointblank no question asked
>>544840608No. There is... another way... one that is the pathway to many supoka decks some consider to be... unnatural
>>544839902yeah if I can I want to have 90k carats saved for that. >19k saved now>spark kitasan banner so I get 1lb, 2lb if I'm fucking lucky. 3LB/MLB with upgrade gems/SSR Selector>paypig XOguri>spark all-uma banner>spark VBourbon>save until Maru/Finemo. Triple sparking that banner gives me good chances of MLB'ing both cards. Worth it.
>>544840194the buff is dogshit, it can now proc during mid race and it also gives lane change speed
>Hail mary paid 10 for Ofevre>Get thisI can't even be upset.
They will accelerate even faster because the next big paycheck isn't until valentine event.
>>544840921>I REJECT MY F2P
>>544840194they buff iron will too but it isn't easily accessible unless you willingly go back to do URA
Christmas Oguri is going to be the gift the keeps on giving even outside meta because of the whole "Holiday" vs "Christmas" debacle
>>544839189first-rate Kingu!
81695798fixed cm leo room had to cancel the other one it had 15 slots
I prefer what October and November are compared to the dull period that was September, things are actually happening.
>>544840420rock hard now thanks
>>544840704I'm more looking forward to affinity changes and spark reroll/spark targeting
>>544841105Ice Cream Cake and Fried Chicken Oguri
so, how long are we expecting unity to last? 6 months like URA or do we ACCELERATE?
>Danchou raised the quota
>>544840351I want to feed Jews into a wood chipper
>>544841105It's literally made for CHRISTMAS celebration, regardless of the faggotry, it is for CHRISTMAS, why the fuck would you call it holidayYou have to be mentally ill, are you people mentally ill? What's the aversion of the word "christmas" these days even? I'm not even christian
>>544841303falco would never say this
>>544841224The only affinity changes that I know of is the nerf
>>544840509I'M MAMBOFIED LIKE MY SAVIOUR
>>544841290And each time you complain the quota gets 500k higher>>544841270Unity is like 4 months by current speed hence why people even debate Riko
Which uma should get a hanukkah alt?
>>544841359sure she would, just tell her "they're like Curren-chan, only worse"
>>544841303Falco BEST girl??
I guess I'll stop with the monthly carat pack, this acceleration really makes it useless.
>>544841360what nerf? g1s go to +3 but they drop the epithets and other graded races. It clearly becomes way easier to pass on skills given the massive list of current jpn sparks
>>544841321It’s exclusionary against the 99 other religions in the world
>>544841246>Fried Chicken Oguri
>>544841534It's still useful for the paid carat daily pulls, which are very efficient imo
>>544841321I'm not christian either, but the way I see it is I don't care about calling it christmas enough to even allow someone getting mad about a word in the first place, so I'll just call it "holiday".I feel like people who complain about saying "holiday" instead of christmas are even more retarded than people complaining about "christmas". At least those people have a religious reason to be against it.
>>544841321the rainbow peopleno average normalfag even associates christmas with christ himself since 20 years ago lmaochristian btw
Some anon said awhile back that we get the Suzuka SSR speed card as a story event card in January. That's just a lie, isn't it? There's no way Cygames would just give us mlb https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30002-silence-suzukafor free, is there?
>>544841321I couldn't care less about the debate but it does the writing a disserviceevery single character has a voiced "merry christmas" line for their campaign and every single dialogue says happy holidaysit's very clearly rewriting for the sake of it
>>544841668Oh god anon!
>>544841668Hokko Tarumae wouldn't do this
>>544841691It's a welfare version of it they're giving away
>>544841668
KASOKU
>war on christmas discoursewere all of you cryogenically frozen in the year 2003? literally the most whocare issue of all time
>>544841447Tamamo Cross so she becomes Tamamo Menorah.
>>544841819i'll pray for your salvation, heathen.
>>544841668>>544841770Well she was FORCED to do it
>>544841726that's the only reason I care. It's not fucking accurate, so don't fucking change it. What reason is there to NOT use "Christmas Oguri" when the nip name is literally "Christmas Oguri"?
>>544841691I think it's this one: https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30076-silence-suzuka
assuming we make it that far would air messiah be skipped by global?
>>544841882don't bother, I'm catholic, I can do whatever the hell I want my entire life as long as I do a deathbed confession at the end
they changed Bourbon saying MASTA despite her clearly saying it in plain jap-english they don't give a shit
I want to watch Uma anime with anons. Anyone here tried hosting cytube watch party before?
>>544841883
>>544840420500mp/h cowgirl riding
>>544839189That's just getting mugged
>>544842027that one was fine since it's got weird power dynamic connotations attached to it
>>544840932Yeah I'm considering doing something similar. Already have 3LB Kita at the moment and only really feel the need to grab Xmas Oguri and Bourbon before turtling up and enduring until the Summer Maru rerun. It's going to hurt for awhile but it's well worth it considering that her rerun is going to be not even 2 months after her original banner for two godly cards that I will be using for a long time, even if FM's lifespan has been starting to get used up quite a bit at this point. Not sure if I'm going to go as far as 90k but 60k seems like its an easy choice to make, the support banners which are as good as these are few and far between.
>>544842007Well, shit. I guess it's still better than my 1lb Sweepy, but shit. I knew it was too good to be true....
ERMMMMM it's UNITY CUP chuddy
Ermmm... mods? They are posting porn in a blue board...
Imagine the awful timeline in which Uma gets an English dub
>>544841691it's another version
>>544842204BELIEVE IT
it's really retarded how the character says christmas right in your fucking face and they expect you believe they are saying holidays
Mods, promote them. They are posting porn in a blue board.
>>544842143Low t take
>>544842225It'll be a great addition to my f2p deck!
>>544842163some japs like unity more btwsome comments are even saying unity makes more sense than aoharu considering the mechanics
>>544842106sitting cowgirl, more skin-to-skin contact, and she can fuck up your shoulders with her shark teeth
https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/1984410101373960573
>5 minutes later>still upbased jannies for allowing this
what the fuck does aoharu mean
>>544842202proof?
>>544842282"Melli Kurisumasu!" (spoken line)"Happy Holidays!" (text translation)it's just stupid. Nips call it Christmas, and they're one of the most secular, nonreligious people ever. If they don't give a shit, why should the translators?
>>544842294Even lower t take
>>544842393Ao means blueHaru means springThe event was supposedly released during spring in Japan. Blue spring also refers to youthfulness in nip.
mods too deep in Halloween ass
>>544842438
>>544842393ayo, haru!
Wtf is a Unity Cup?
>>544842393アオハル
>>544842438Because global is meant to be global, for everyone.That means exclusionary language like "christ" needs to be phased out so everyone can enjoy the game equally.
>>544842438>most secular, nonreligious people everthis is rather amusing considering how involved some cults have been past and present in their political power
>>544842393Green spring>B-but Ao means blueMidori is a modern word because the japs thought didn't differentiate between green and blue
Shilling Honsefunni club early, have slots open. Currently B ranked and implementing a 5 million fans a month quota, really just so people are active. Casual club, drop your uid or have /uma/ in your profile if you're interested!
>>544842586it's when you and several other people cum in the same cup
>>544842560>California
>>544842638>can't enjoy a game unless words like "christmas" don't appear in text form>characters still say "Christmas" in-gamepeople cannot truly be this retarded....can they?
Which chinkbot will win
>>544842779People are bitching about Unity Cup already
>>544842779No one can make out the word through those silly chipmunk voices so it's fine
>>544842808I remember when one of those Eden guys tried to recruit here. Wonder why they never came back
>>544842674The guy who cums last drinks it?
>>544842074>>544842258
>>5448428854chan's /uma/ no greater hive of scum and villainy
>>544842658Genuine retard here, about fan quotas, that's it for the whole month?You can get 1m a day by just doing 3x parent runs+borrow runs and never touching the game until reset, no? You can get it in 5 daysSeems to be lowI am not in an /uma/ club so idkYes, I am sadly employed
>>544842872fucking faggots. I want translations to be accurate and when they're not it pisses me off. Holidays = Holy Days = Christianity, idiots through and through.
fuck this gamefuck parent grindingfuck!
How am I supposed to get 800 power when I need 1000 stamina? >haha retard fell for the stamina gaslightI’m not going to borrow mlb Spechud just for gourmand
>>544842586You form a team of umas to compete in different distance races, and then the losing trainer has to drink a cup of the winning team's combined stallionmusume cum
>Gave into temptation and did a 10 pull on Eishin Flash>Didn't get her>Got something wanted a lot more
>>5448430693 parent runs is like an hour of time each day and not everyone has the patience to deal with that. It's also really easy to hold B rank
>>544843069anon, it's a B-ranked club. TP refills at 1 per 8 minutes, or 30 per 6 hours. You can do 4 runs per 24 hours if you time it perfectly. Having a low quota like 5M a month is just for what he said, ensuring you're still playing. If that's too low-effort, find an A+ club or something>t.staying comfy in Mambo
>>544842530Youthful uma schoolgirl manko…
>>544843208congrats on your chocolate sex
>>544843208enjoy your chocolate wife!
>>544843205eh... catbox link for the pic? onegai
>>544832316based
>>544843069Hey sexy, wanna join our club?
when does the count stop?
CURREN CHAN IS A WHOREA WHOOOOOOOORE
>>544843208very exotic.
>>544843631You are supposed to call them bwo if you are gonna flirt with your fellow poster.
this is a succubus
>The woman who sod the uma world
>>544843768*A horse
>>544843768>In Which Falco Is Right, Yet Again
>>544839189Yes ma'am.
>>544843631nta, can your club make it to A+? im on 75m fans right now and im tired of carrying shitters
>>544843476haihttps://files.catbox.moe/ixvcuq.jpgsorry, golshi is kinda overrepresented in this stuff and it took me a minute to dig the uncropped version up the way I've got my folders arranged
*Gives you Pace Strategy*
>>544844024arigatougozaimasta anon-sama
>>544839829Helios got too cocky
>>544844038>get debufffs in front runner parent runs>get groundworks in debuffer runs
>Second inspiration didn't give me groundwork or Medium S>Switch to Fan Run, spam races>End up with stats roughly equal to my better runs, just with shit skills.
Oh, they're all wearing their winter uniforms now. Just noticed.
>>544843069Yes, I pretty much do my 3 borrows a day and thats it. Being generous, 5 mil a month is less than a run a day for the entire month
>>544843867Wife!
>>544843867Dia is a pure maiden
>>544842658You can actually make that 10m to 15m if you want people to actually be active.
>>544837462>making Golshi takes like 2 runs to be usableYup, it's comfy gaming time. Can't imagine being a frontcuck on an accelerated schedule.
aces done, parents doneguess it's time for comfy Rice runs
>>544844824>orfevre lost to this stinky NEET twice
>>544844637kek
>>544844980I want to sniff her nasty NEET snatch!
>top carry of the club has been offline for 2 weeksuh... grim
Stegocest...
>>544845254With the accelerated schedule I can't blame him... The grind is quite brutal.
>>544845335Pull for German mare wife!
>run started off well with a turn 2 charming>350/300/300/200/200 before asahi>uma crashed and died first two junior year g1s>green woman said no skills despite picking up 3 discounted skills>got paddock fright>paid it off>doesn't turn into a green skillThis is fucking horseshit
>>544833694Yes. Same with pokke and tachyon. Their knowledge of the series is only skin deep.
>>544841668>>544841883
>>544845335>>544845471cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
How far are we from getting Manhattan Cafe banner?
>>544845631Cafe will come in Christm- holidays.
>>544845631January early no?
>>544845631Based on the current timeline, December 7th
https://files.catbox.moe/ind4k9.jpg
I think at least 70% of fronts in this CM will be /uma/'s
>>544845631It has this date, but Halloween Creek and Rice seem to have a lengthy banner. It largely depends on Kawakami Princess slightly overlapping this banner or coming right after it, but Cafe will be shortly after.
>>544845709>>544845731>>544845814Thats quite soon
suzuka card not this month? can't see story chapter in the roadmap
>>544846039thanks, what site is that?
What did they mean by this
>decide to make funny recovery tachyon build>get night owl very first time I click rest>explodes 3 times during junior>explodes everytime there's a double rainbow training>a week worth of mood downs in classic and senior>sub 800 spd by URA despite running 4 spd cards>still somehow win URA without using clocks
>>544846165https://uma.moe/timeline
/uma/ sure is horny today
>>544846039Cafe comes on my birthday
>>544845850ahhhh my balls
>>544846469>mummy NeichaSorry, Still in Love, but I'm still in love.
FUCKK I MISSED A DAY OF SUZUKA LEGEND RACE
>be urara's trainer>never get raped>but now he's a single dad until deathWas it worth it?
>>544846765no because she deserves a mom
Do any Golshi mains know what the odds are on This One's For Keeps! bottom choice? Is it 50-50 or worse of wiping out instead of getting skillpoints? I gravitate to gambling with Festa because of the non-standard distance skill for this CM but maybe its just not worth it..
>>544846956https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper
>>544846765>implyingUrara rapes her trainer wearing her signature racewear covered in sweat and dirt every time she loses a race, that's how she keeps her spirits up.
>>544847010Who is this sad little boy and why's he outside my house?
>>544846956No idea but I get Slacker too often with the bottom choice.
>>544847082yeah i use gametora for reference but it doesnt give percent chances for multiple outcomes on events
>>544846956always gamble
>>544847205
>>544846625>picgood manga
>>544847093I believe it
>>544847502WHORE
what do I do when I want to make a late gambler but they have shit affinity with Ryan?
>>544847502Her mother is cuter
>spent 2 weeks trying to train Summer Spe with nothing to show for it>shit out 3 Oguri in an afternoon, all the sparks I wantedSometimes I don't even know why I bother. Could have saved myself 14 days but I want to "oshi run" instead.
>>544847213>Randomly either>50/50
>>544847613You just gotta tank the affinty loss
>>544847010my imouto
>>544847783is this real?
>>544847812My fucktoy! I need that tight sweet umanko wrapping around my cock!Thank you for sharing your imouto with me, umadacchi!
>>544847636
hhhhmmmm time for some ウマエロ
>>544847907My imouto is only for me, get your own.
real indo hours in here
>>544848085uhsauce?
>>544847929I will explode inside of her.
uhhhh does late surger need 2 gold recoveries?
>>544848114Opposed to outdo hours?
Has anyone here actually trained the two Halloween umas on JP? They're obviously nice from a waifu perspective, but I'm worried that they're just downgrades from the base version, especially Rice. How do you get her unique to trigger with any consistency?
>>544848257
damn this would have made me quit the game
>>544848423who did this happen to
10 hours and 40 minutes until the Great Monthly Purge
>>544848384fuck off with your AI spam already
>>544848553henry handsome
>>544848114Cry more LMAO
Umazing.
>>544848582More like 8 hours before I kick everybody
So how much does Groundwork matter in Meds anyways? Can a MathGOD break it down?
>melty cuz I called him outlmao at least hes being open about being a thirdie
>>544848268Base Rice sucks. I'm not sure how you could make it worse
>>544848756If you're running Front, Groundwork will matter no matter the distance.
>>544848854What if the ground doesn't work? What if the ground is a NEET?
>>544848731Danchou no! We're a casual club
>>544848906You show it that the day is sunny, the conditions are good and that it can always turn right.
>12 am Japan timeWhy the fuck I can't send this to club chat? Fucking filters
>>544848978no, you show the conditions are firm, not good.
I don't get how folks can mindlessly grind out so many fansRuns take around 30 minutes, and if you're doing something stupid like 700k plus fan runs, then it takes even longer since you're having to tap through all those races.I can't imagine doing the same fucking race over and over to hit like a hundred million fans for the month, every month.
>>544848986because "Jap"
>>544848986>Jap>pan ti>an tiMany reasons
>>544849073Welcome to autism.
>>544849095>>544849119>having to deal with burgertard filters plus niptard filtersWorst ingame chat I've seen in my life
>>544848975It's actually the 27th anniversary of Silence Suzuka's death today (Nov 1)
>>544849073But how will you get the Rice Shower expert title?
>>544849257
>>544849073for me I can't imagine doing fan runs for the sake of ita parent run that might produce something you'll actually use still nets you 300-500k
>>544849073many are cheating thru bots or game speeding
why is this faggot just spamming AI pics
>>544849474
>>544849073Botting. They are botting.
>>544849417This. I just parent run for 400-500. Can’t imagine doing a dedicated fan run
Lonely on a Friday night? I guess I will get high again
I don't know how to admit this, but I've been ritualposting a certain uma for a while know, but I think I've sort of fallen out of love I've been finding myself gravitating to Hishiama a whole lot more, but I don't know if I can drop the ritualpost yet
>>544849073I need the Eishin Flash Expert title asap
>>544848240How it goes is that the less stam you have, the more recoveries you'll needIf you can get like 700-800 and Swinging Maestro then you can make it as LS
>>544848423the volume is decent lul
>>544849641ritualposting only makes sense for slow threads, these threads are too fast, this makes the constant ritualposting annoying
>>544849619
oguri CUTE
>>544849738I mean, we're certainly slower than we once were.
okay that was quite something
>>544849641Please tell me you’re not the digitan ritual poster
>>544847949oh no I'm scared stiff
>>544849797
Palmer is pretty cute...
I didn't listen to a single Halloween voice line
>half of the month is just spent on mogging verxinaWhat the fuck is her problem?
>>544850140There were halloween voicelines?
>>544849257The sunday of silence
Every time the Best Foot Forward event fails, it feels like Akikawa personally socks me 3 times in the guts and spits inside my shirt
>>544849903this isn't fucking slow at all
>>544850189deafblindanon...
>>544850174It's gonna be weird soonOnce I get her and Cafe, there's not an uma I don' think I'll give a shit a bout for like years.
Which race has forever young in the breeders cup? Also lol at cygames with their 2mil sprint race
>>544850176The weak must be shown their place
>>544850325classic
Trainer if you can read this please wake up!!!Quick, jump in front of a speeding train and come back here, we're all waiting for you...
>>544850174>ribs Based
>>544850274Slower than what I'm used toIt's weird being in a general that waits well after bump limit to make a new thread.>t. spend like 6 years in /alter/
>>544849216Rudolf would never
>>544850176Some of it is coincidenceOthers is probably Verxina specifically picking the same races to challenge herAnd the rest is just to crush her
I like to ritual post my wife Narita Top Road! And my best tribute to her is making threads!
>>544848756How are the horses going to race if the ground doesn't work?
>>544849797>tugs on your sleeve>rips your entire shirt off
Fenomeno with her desired friend group.
I was told QoL happens on HalfAnniWheres the fuck is the QoL
>>544849797her career has, to my surprise, some cute for (you) moments. Like that time she gets jealous over a plushie
>>544850930on halfanni
>>54485093010 borrows prayge
>>544850557good, there is nothing wrong in showing your love for your uma
>>544850930QoL stands for Qpocketing oyour Lcashget a clue
>>544849723ty for response need to fix my late surgers
Last minute Goldship ace
>mummy = mommyAt last I finally understand...
>>544851397no red shift = no rights
Can you guess the uma just from their race records?Starts | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | etc
>>544851507taabo
>>544850921>yeah she loves her juvenile fillies, she loves her juvenile fillies
>>544851507Twin Turbo
Help out your bro and friends!https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1984183996356694114
>>544842371
>>544851863I think I'll give another million to Doto.
>>544850269that's hot
>>544851863sex with germansmarrying granniesoyakodonMY BRO
>>544848268Halloween Rice>Be between 2nd and 5th, then it will proc somewhere in the midraceBase Rice>Be in top 4, HAVE to pass someone on the final straightUnless I'm missing something, don't know what you're reading, anon. Also, Halloween Rice has better attributes with 15% stamina and power vs base Rice with 20% on guts lmao.
>let's do some fan runs>3M fans later>club rank actually dropsaie?
>>544851863uma musume is probably keeping the jap race horsing alive at this point huh?
>>544851995And the fat man would still not relinquish Deep Impact to uma.
>>544851992everyone is doing last minute fan runs
>>544852079he's rich enough to maintain he's horses in good conditions
>>544851863cool horse
am I about to get raped
>>544852176>SUPER deep black germanhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>544852176Eishin is a really handsome horse
digisex
what is the difference between blue burst and purple burst on Aoharu/unity cup?
>>544852176he looks so smooth he looks like a 3d render>>544852196>asking her trainer to look loose infront of other umas???
>>544851992I hate curren so goddamn muchWas happy that I got an extra spook when rolling for Gold City, but after doing her career, she's fucking insufferableShe's so goddamn bad that she induced negative hype for every uma that shows up in her story, which fucking sucks because I was excited for Akebono
>>544852196nyes
>>544847651It's ridiculous. I still have to borrow mlb kita, but I have 2lb Creek and 2lb Biko, my stats on Oguri are -stupid-you can shit out a good Oguri on command, it's incredible
>>544852304She's great, have you read her uma story? It's one of the better ones
>>544851992when are the club rankings locked in
newfag hereafter borrowing kitasan and creekI feel like I need creek morestamina requirements are ass
>>544852339Cap as in peak. People talk about Goldship game but this is her court
>>544852324Wait, now I want to see sMaru and sSpe this dirty
>>544852437That's why the strat is to get your own 3LB or MLB Kita so you can borrow an MLB CreekGodspeed
>>544852437It really depends on the growth % of your uma.
>>544852437when you need stamina, you need staminawhen you don't, you need speedit's that shrimplehowever, there are good non-kitasan speed cardsthere's no good non-creek stamina cards
>>544852437For a newfag, that's about rightCreek is for winning, Kita is for winning harder.
>>544849257>Mood Down: Awful I love you Silence Suzuka
>>544852437Creek borrowing takes a break for aoharu thankfully so we're comfy for 4 months
>>544852437RETVRN TO MOMMY
>>544852437depends on the uma but creek's real power is the only reliable non pace gold recovery. you can high roll speed but can't do shit with bad skills
>>544852409Next reset in about 10~ hours.
>>544852409On the next reset I think
>>544852151deep impact literally died from fucking too much
>>544852682put him in as a slutty Uma
>>544835632cum
>>544852778quite the opposite, he HATED breeding and had to be drugged and forced to do it
>>544852176Damn, that's actually a pretty handsome horse
>>544852830Wow a rape victim Uma. Could be as big as Rice Shower.
>>544852830>trainer will drug deep impactI don't think cyge has the balls to do it
>>544852830What a true blue swag volcel
>>544836124this is a gambler's game nigga
>>544852830fucking too much doesn't require that he enjoy it
>>544852830Just like my doujins
>>544852830they actually whored him out wtf...
>>544852196Why does she want to see what my shirt looks like untucked?
>>544836308>SlackerIf I don't immediately have green woman ready with a cure, then slacker turns any fucking run into a fan runI hate slacker so goddamn much
Post living-onahole uma
>>544852457The only thing she has trouble with are long races, because no growth in stamina. But her unique + built-in gold plus 20% speed/10% power is just -mwah-She works for any mile/medium CM, I bet. I'm giving you extra food today, Oguri
>>544852906Rice Shower is a small horse though
Do you finally see me as a Sakura clan Uma now, Trainer?
>>544853073
>strongest modern uma>hates sex>will be the first uma that doesn't want to bang her trainer
do i want to get rid of migraine asap
>>544853381yes, it prevents your mood from going up
>>544852830Spechud was initially like that too, until he tasted the heavenly pleasure of Mejiro Dober pussy, sex was too good that Spe was begging for seconds and have to be forced to get out from the breeding station
>>544853381You can live with every debuff except migraine
>>544853381it keeps giving you mood downs, and you can't recover mood until you cure it, so yes. Slacker, Night Owl, and Migraine warrant a trip to the infirmary. Practice Poor . . . depends how lucky you feel
>>544852593Mommy I need hugs
>>544853463Slacker?
>>544853381If you're coming up on summer, yes. If you want to avoid doing recreation to roll on shrine, get karaoke instead, then get the claw game while you watch "Mood didn't improve" twice, yes. This was a week ago for me, and it remains one of the saddest turn I've ever had
>>544853463>chancing slackerI know this is a gambling game, anon, but Christ
Oguri Cap(As in peak)?More like Oguri Crap(As in shit)
>>544853582>>544853625I have runs with slacker and never bothered to cure it, that uma never slacked off a practiceIt was goldship ironically of all umas, LETS GO GAMBLING
>>544853073hey! that's my wife you're talking about
>>544853625You can dodge slacker if the reporter is on the training but yeah it's probably the worst especially since it costs director friendship
Hmmm...
>>544853456>the Mejiro clan has fallen so Dober has to be whored out to every SundaykidThat was grim
Please explain why the cure to laziness (and being overweight) is a trip to the hospital
>>544853714gambling addicted motherfucker
>>544853381I'm removing every debuff asap because you can't cure more than 1 at a time.
>>544853795WHAT'S IN THE CLOSET?
>>544853073nice unrelated picture
>>544853909They give them ketamine therapy
>>544853909
>>544853909they give them ozempic and adhd medicine like real japanese horses
What's the stam check for classic year Kikuka Sho?
>>544854307think you need at least 400
>>544854307400+, but you can get away with 350+ and a gold heal.
>>544853980her Halloween costume, of course
>>544854375>>544854338Thanks, that's doable. I've been opting for Shuka Sho instead but if that's enough, I can do that.
My Nekos, can I please borrow a (You)?
>>544854435
Thanks kraut wife. Also her career is super comfy
>1200 speed>1* speed sparkokay this keeps fucking happening to me, whoever wrote the odds of 1*s with 1100+ in a stat was FULL OF SHIT
>>544854435I want to RAPE tazuna
Do you get more g1 race affinity when everyone's URA finals is the same distance?
>>544854484
Post boys
>>544854526I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
>>544853326>strongest modern umaummm that's Equinoxfollowed by Orfevre, then it's either Deep Impact, Almond Eye, Gentildonna or 2000 TM Opera O in no order
>>544853714I tried that, was running Rice Shower, she fucked off from a quadruple speed rainbow late Senior Year, would have been +95 speed, +40 power
luna sex
What is practice poor anyway, a sprain?
>>544854526looks pretty bad thoughisn't her unique also kind of trash?
>>544854652Shut up, you funny prick.
>>544854631That is NOT a boy.
>>544854660pui did way better than nox
UWAAAA DAARRBBYYYY
>>544854858>stallion>feminine as fuckAs creekWhy is cygames like this?
If I don't medium S on the first inspiration, I give up the runSorry danchode but I am not wasting my time
Can she do it?
ARE U HAVING FUN?
>>544854912I kinda agreeThe game needs more tomboys
>>544854945might be hard
>>544854631i like the cute ear wiggle
>>544855002Wrong! It was ezpz.
does race planner being a skill imply the other umas don't even plan their race and just unga bunga their runs?
>>544854945Depends on the recovery skills. If she doesn't have any then she is just gassing.
>>544854484Nyes
>>544854775Ya it is. LOOK!
what's a "cho" "berry"
>>544855125guu
>>544855114I'm not gay...
>>544854706That's what I always assumed it to be.>>544855097Yes, it means the Race Planner (tm) is plotting the exact moments when to use up their stamina while everybody else just waits for a corner/uphill/downhill
>>544854714Homstretch, Focus and Hopeful Stakes are pretty gud. She'll make a good grandparent with that at least.
is there a more brainless fan farm build than hagsky with groundmeme and angling?i just want the least effort possible danchode
>>544855189Ya you are.
>>544855207gold ship career is literally ez mode, and to think there was one moment everyone feared the restriction event
>>544854556my nigger, odds of a 3* are at best 2% now you are getting pretty unlucky, since if you have 1100+ in a stat, odds of getting a 1* in that stat are 20%, vs 70% 2* and 10% 3*.
>>544854631
>>544855268Can you get 1M fans in a single run with Goldship?
>>544855306you can do whatever you set your mind to
>>544855298
>horse girls>act like dogs and cats instead?
I love these mambo jokes. El is great.
>>544855306Raise her mile affinity to A, then yeah, just run every G1 and get 700/700/700 by Senior Summer.
>>544855395this uma uma girl?
I got hot spring during my very first Narita Brian run....
>>544855397I don't get it
>>544855454Lewd!
>>544855454what a slut
>>544855395that's a way to seek attention from their trainers
>>544855454>brian
>>544855454Which uma is more for you:The uma who gives you the most tickets, or the uma that gave you a ticket run one?
>>544855454>Narita Brianbwo...
>>544855454I think your Brian has aids
>>544855464Don't worry about it.
>>544855454>
>>544854858It should have been MEEEEEE. but remain proud of her regardless
>>544855454Bro is already cheating on his trainee...
>>544855515>>544855502Fuck. Brain Fart. Im sorry its late and im tired...
>>544855454>called her her cousin's name during sexOof
>>544855454prepare yourself to be raped
>>544855454Brian looks a bit different today, did someone force her to eat her veggies?
>>544854660nox didn't win the triple crown or compete in the arc to test his swamp aptitude that's why despite having the highest rating among nippon horses, japs are still debating between him, deep or orfethe mares aren't even in the competition
i just farded and i think i sharted myself bwosbut i am so comfy in bed i don't wanna get up and check
>>544855662Huh?
>>544855397i thought eishin flash was supposed to be an exaggerated german stereotype but every single thing she says is something that one of the germans in my life would say or has already said.
>>544855718
Hows it look? I didnt get Maestro from Creek or Professor.
>>544855752>exaggerated german stereotype but every single thing she says is something that one of the germans in my life would say or has already said.anon discovers the origin of stereotypes
>>544855747I'm guessing it's that she's as flat as a wall
>>544854786Deep was racing in weak gen. Not to mention the Arc doping allegations made him look bad in international racing folks, I myself doesnt doubt his ability since he was an excellent sire, meaning that his ability is genuine. However Equinox managed to win against giga nigge Panthalassa that pulled a Silence Suzuka wihout dying, broke world record for 2000m and won many G1 races without a single whip, how can a horse can be this fast and intelligent? Also good tempered, has funny eclair shaped blaze.
What are some good general cards for a parent or grandparent run for medium runs?
>>544855395there are only two real categories of mammals: dogs and monkeys.horses fall under the dog category.people fall under the monkey category.
>>544855786You'll have to pray for no nature/mayano on your lobbies
>>544855786probably over from missing maestro I'm afraid
>>544855809Lmao
>>544855824narita brian speed
>>544855454
>>544855786>no medium S>dies to double debuffergluego again
>>544855786likely to die if you hit debuffers, but pretty good otherwise
99106863leo testing room
Post something gal'ish.
>blow 30 tickets on neicha banner >winning ticket>kawakami>grass wondor>my 6th fine motionCygames surely buffs the rest of these to be useful at some point... right?
>>544855454...Anon?
>>544855824wit daiwasca, wit tachyon, borrowed mlb muteki
>>544851863I wish Eishin Flash well.
>>544855986if by "buff" you mean "release better ones", then sure
>>544855971
>>544855454You are scum.
Umanko.
>>544856085why is she trying to rob him?
>>544855662LMAO.
>>544856092What about it?
CM3 is over, you can stop pretending to like taishin now.
>>544855786>>544855967>double debuffedI'm so sorry bwo
>do my Ace runs >all were guts 1>guts were sub 300 Okay cygames fucking why does guts get the supreme treatment?
>>544856184shut up we love Taishin here
>>544856184Shut up.
>>544856225It's fine. I wanted to see her run
>>544856184I don't have the 100m title for nothing!
>>544856313>>544856287>>544856278>>544856273>>544856231>samefagging this hard
>virgo cup >another sunny mile WHEN WILL WE GET SHIT CONDITIONS?!
>>544856226Cuz having guts is cool and funny
>>544856413My post was not about Narita Taishin st all. I'm also not samefagging.
>>544856413if you wanted more cute Taishin pics just say it
>>544856184They already did that with Smart Falcon
TAISHIN TESTUUUUUU
>>544856427Soon.Special attention to Pisces Cup https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting
>>544856527
When do I get to pretend to like summer Maruzensky
>>544856530Pieces looks like it’s gonna be ass to work around ie its gonna be fun
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE BROSEntire senior year NO ONE showed up to speed which then made me neglect stam, I had the run slip through my fingersred shift through a grandparent is shitty too even at 3*
>>544856784>Entire senior year NO ONE showed up to speedI HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS I WANT TO RAGE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
>>544856784>getting falco to turf A while still getting med Ssmart falcon fans definitely weren't typical FOTM players after all, christDoesn't she need like 10 fucking turf sparks or something?
>>544856668
>>544856784Take the facility training > friend training pillStop caring about friendships and rainbowsLevel your facilities and you will cap speed and get good stamina and power easily
>>544857017You can get her to A from the start. Its not that hard.
If you used a clock EVEN ONCE then youre run doesnt count
>>544855652Obviously when it comes to battle of aptitude, Orfevre wins. In fact may of his kids are racing in Dirt now. The only thing Deep had was being unbeatable by nip horses in weak gen (except for Heart's Cry that one time). If Deep raced against the likes of Gentildonna, Golshi, Shion, Tosen Ra, Sadamu Patek etc things might turn into different story.
>>544857079that is a very difficult pillspeed 5 facility with no one on it gives you like, 18 or 19 speed, lol
>>544855818>wooooow a world record on a jp trackconsidering their turf tracks are cement with little obstacles compared to yuro's soft ground and obsession with steep uphills, it's not that impressive
>>544857161Of course, you just don't take those, thats an L, you cope with wit training or stamina if someone is there
>>544857157shut up Aoi
>>544856530Next couple feel like "the same shit as last time except you have to use aoharu aces now"That long CM and the DIRT cm look spicy but that's awhile from now
>>544857079>Bro just improve the facilities, which you can then use without a single rainbow
It’s been a while but here’s a leo cm room. Doing jack shit at work so might as well kill time 60613666
Maru...zensky...?
>>544857374Isn't long CM easy as fuck since aoharu already shoves stamina directly into your ass AND rice gives 2x gold recovery skills?
>>544857534>Neck>Nose>Neck>1/2 LWhen you're brocked, you're brocked.
>>544857534LATE START INTO BROCKED
>>544857534Granny is taking her time
>>544857486this but unironically
Danchou it's over 2 billion now!?
>>544857534frontrunners destroy career mode for free....Except to the dreaded late start. there's the "fuck started a bit behind" late startand then there's the "OH GOD MY UMA'S BREASTS FEEL SO HEAVY THEY STARTED SO LATE AND WILL NEVER EVEN ATTEMPT TO CATCH BACK UP" late starts
New thread?
>>544857695My danchou looks like this
>>544857683why do you talk like thisthere's like 12 fucking clubs in /uma/
>>544857576rain+heavy means you need a third gold recovery to make sure you survive because 1200 stam + 1 recovery dies
>>544857695>late start>outer far gateIt's hilarious seeing frontrunners turn into headless chickens and get dead last place, because their AI just fucking breaks down.
>>544857683Not my danchou tho, but thats okay
>>544857505The winners! Christ you all are strong
>>544857896>625 staminaStop, I can't noootice anymore.
Danchou you can still kickout those flatliners!
>>544857793Danchou knows exactly who I am. We use the post numbers in the thread as a way to bypass the filters>>544857873It's okay we'll all make it!
>>544857834We had a 3200 CM where that wasn't nessecaryConsidering how much /uma/ constantly over blows stam I find this hilariously hard to believe for a 3000...also, you're reading the wrong race, virgo and saggitarius are both sunny, so you're wrong x2.
>>544858000>>544858000>>544858000Friday party hard
Front Runner = Retarded umaPace Chaser = Dumb umaLate Surger = Midwit umaEnd Closer = Genius uma
>>544858019if you read the context and up the thread, "that long race" is referring to piscesand yes, I was wrong, 1 gold recovery does barely survivewhich does imply that if you fail your wit check, you die, or if anyone looks at you funny, you die
