>>544953260
how much you wanna bet that JC actually forgot about that guy? i dont think i´ve EVER seen anything for him

>>544956332
which reminds me, Callum was the new male date option for Beyond, was there ever a new female option?

>>544956120
does she really sleeps in that? must be quite sweaty inside...

>>544956615
Nope, not even hints of any female option. If they add any, it's going to be Vega so I hope they don't.

>>544959267
>Vega
oh hell no, not the they/them creature, i swear if that ever happens she will have to change her pronouns to were/was

>>544959124
its perfectly fine in cold weather

>>544967398
Unless she also has a thicc bedspread

>>544963051
If only we could get rid of friends, my list would be quite empty.

>>544956120
She's so cute!

>>544969414
well, who knows how cold it gets inside the castle

>>544976003
Tulip wishes she looked like this

>>544979191
she does when she cures herself from prankism

>>544980686
she is terminal, she aint never getting that cured

>>544960670
>shock collar
kinky

Taking Penny to Egypt to fuck her but end up getting cursed by some old tomb

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>>544987775

>>544988092
cute pupper

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>>544987995

>>544992663
kek

penny

>>544970863
let's be real, how many of our "friends" would any of us realistically keep close?

>>545002027
Like 5 at most

>>545003580
who is in your approved list?
Penny, Talbott, Jae, Barnaby, Ismelda and Bea for me, Rowan too if we are implying he is still alive.
everyone else can fuck off
Merula doesnt count since she is already waifu

>>544987995
This but Merula (it's Hogwarts vaulthunting all over again)

>>544956120
>like that
Like what?

>>545023264
???

>>545010907
Probably the only way they’ll make the story interesting again

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Ismelda with HUGE triple D´s

>>545010907
i would take this over whatever the fuck is happening in Beyond any time

>>545036091
>>545045150
What's the story in beyond anyways? It feels like they are writing two different stories at the same time who aren't even connected, one about finding dad and the other about if that texan girl is faking her identity

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Ooh they doing crosspromotions now?

>>545006620
Those plus Tonks Charlie and Bill

>>545045602
honestly? at this point i have no idea, im not that far into Vol.2, but the whole fake identity thing just feels weird, like they slapped a bandaid on the waping wound that the story has

>>545045857
why does it look so uncanny...

>>545051809
i think its because they are looking straight at you, they almost never do that in promotional material

>>545045857
has anybody seen that show?

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>>545040170

>>545062442
nice, they could be 50% bigger tho

>>545064834

Made some bigger, but they looked too fake.

>>545065193
no matter, post´em, they might still work for keks

>>545062442
awoga

>>545062442
now this but Bea

>>545062442
If JC was a Korea dev team

>>545062442
dark chiara

>>545078092
is that the puff she got from MC

>>545078315
It's a random one she found by the side of the road
They want to keep it a secret bu the puffskeins at the park are free, you can take them home
I have 354683556 puffskeins

>>545080672
is it time to set up Kentucky Fried Puffskein

>>545080672
>that many puffs
you nose must be squeaky clean

>>545087079
My woodchipper is always active.

Now that spooky season is over, whats your prediction for the winter holidays?

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>>545091694
This

>>545091884
Eh at least it isn't the Weasley's

suing penny for rape

>>545091884
>look it up
she has a brother?

>>545099160
appears so

Tulip but Latina

>>545108941
Merula but Asian

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>>545045857
>the complete image is even worse
AAAAH!

>>545112405
wtf

>>545112405
you cannot tell me they didnt use AI on Talbott and Merula, those eyes and mouths are too uncanny to be regular JC slop

>>545112405
They are making recipes from the Heisenberg cookbook, Merula is the tester...

>>545045857
Wait, this is an actual show?

>>545123382
Yeah, it's a cooking show presented by the twins.HBOMAX is really trying their hardest to exploit the HP IP with whatever they can make, they had a gameshow, a documentary about the real life equivalent of magical beasts.

>>545123832
Maybe it'll even shoutout Mystery
R-right, guys?

>>545112405
What are they each making?

>>545108941
>>545110257
Already in the booru:
>Black Merula + white Liz
>Asian Penny
>Latina Ismelda

>>545119679
“We have to cook, Meru”

>>545123832
>documentary about the real life equivalent of magical beasts.
That sounds…anticlimatic

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>>545112405
she looks so stupid

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This with Meru

>>545152357
Is this dispatch?

>>545096143
>taking civil action regarding a criminal matter

>>545153704
Yes

>>545149873
AI smile

>>544960670
>that little start thingy in the corner
is this made with AI?

>>545157785
Just wizard things

>>545132850
Mind control cupcakes laced with aphodiciac.
Penny was the one that came up with the idea, Talbott saw this as his only chance to finally get something from MC, Merula is hyped about it because she finally gets to be in control of MC in bed.
the twins are just there to laugh their asses off

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>>545152357

>>545162084
Just colored by ai.

>>545165089
u-unf
bep?

>>545168383
Not enough talent

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confess! what are your HM/OM sins?
i was once tempted to spend money on this fucking game for a single outfit, luckily i didnt do it

>>545172607
I actually bought a gem pack but just because I read online that if you buy something in the store you cannot be banned and so far I haven't been banned so I just assume it worked.

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Well further add-pn to the uncanny-kitchen, Merula just invites us to nibble her Pie

>>545175809
She is touching it with her filthy hands, no thanks

>>545176349
well none is wearing anything against contamination so whatever they are making will come with hairs and more

>>545175809
>have one character who works in a bakery
>don't use him at all
Jae cucked hard

>>545172607
Beat this
Despite posting itt for years, including multiple greentext fanfics, I haven't played this game at all.

>>545186692
Based?

>>545186692
how did you get to know enough about Merula to make >greens without playing the game? just from posts?

>>545192664
i dont know why i specified Merula, i meant to say all characters but Merula overrided my brain for a moment there...

Quidditch soon

>>545196906
does anybody really believes they will release quidditch any time soon?

>>545165089
Nice, good work. Any chance for a Skye variation?

>>545172607
>>545186692
I've contributed my fair share as well and I stopped playing after year two.

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>>545196906
>>545199762
It's going to be football

>>545202229
>quidditch gets replaced with muggle sport because devs couldnt do it
i would laugh for weeks

>>545172607
I never gave a fuck about Harry Potter growing up, only ever saw the movies one christmas after dad bought the 8 set bluray and I wasn't much of a fan.
I only started to give the franchise a chance after playing a few hours of Innocent Witches and being astonished at how much effort they put into the art and how hard they went to just justify the hard magic rules and procedural regulations for their smut fanfiction.
I watched the movies slower after that and am now a pretty big fan of the worldbuilding especially with the broader wizarding world. Picked HPHM after Hogwarts Legacy but the root of my interest in this franchise can be directly traced back to a weg.

>>545202229
Now that would be funny

>>545212014
Porn really is the great uniter and the great dividir.

>>545214945
The 2 sides of people

>>545212014
>fan of the worldbuilding especially with the broader wizarding world
pretty much this, the main og story is meh at best, but the world is amazing, how did JK do it?

>>545224438
It has broad general appeal, it ticks almost all fantasy boxes while not being overwhelming with lore, backstory or rules. It is frustrating that JK never let other writers do some books in her universe after the success of the movies, who knows why she picked the guys who wrote the cursed child, that shit is ass.

>>545200737
>>545186692
not bad at all

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>Have a seat, anon.

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>>545200614
Sure

>>545231816
not him, but thanks! this looks great
Bea next?

>>545231816
I love those freckles like you wouldn't believe

>>545231816
Very nice!

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>>545231915

>>545233606
Based beyond belief

>>545233606
Corey next

>>545233606
At this point, you might as well complete the bully trio with Ismy next.

>>545233606
what's that white stuff on her lips

>>545234135
this, gives us the bad girls set!

>>545233606
the things i would do...

>>545233606
>>545231816
>>545165089
Mothers of my children

>>545230128
>on their 7th year, right after graduating from Hogwarts.
>Merula realizes that she wont see her "f-f-friends" again for some time
>decides to finally do something good for them
>Invite them all to the Snyde manor next week
>some say yes, others say that they'll get back to her later with an answer
>she finally goes back to the Snyde manor for the first time in years.
>its all dusty, cold and empty
>realizes her aunt hasnt been living there for quite some time, specially when she disappeared after the battle of the bridge
>spends the entire week cleaning
>realizes she doesnt have any food left
>scrambles to get a job
>cant get one on time
>has to take a bit of money out of the Snyde bank account
>buy enough to make a small feast
>luckily she can cook, after all, its nothing different than brewing potions.
>day of the reunion comes
>Only Ismelda, Bea and Penny show up (she is reluctantly there, had to make sure Bea doesnt get in any trouble)
>way too much food just for them
>Heartbroken that the one time she decides to do something good for other people she gets stood up
>about to cry
>there is a knock at the front door
>Merula is too heartbroken to go open the door
>Penny goes instead since she felt pity for her
>Anon is there with a gift and the rest of his friends
>"had to convince them all with sandwiches to come"
>they all go in
>Merula is about to scream at whoever was at the door, but stops when she sees the rest of the class at her door
>her tears disappear
>welcomes all with a genuine smile
>even Penny can tell she is genuine
>"Have a seat, Anon."
>He sits next to her
>"Thanks for coming."
>"Wouldnt miss it for anything"
>she blushes
>for the first time since she last saw her parents, the manor feels warm and welcoming

>>545242838
Cute

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>>545234135
yeah might as well
going to bed now, so it will be a while until i am able to post more

>>545242838
Wish TLSQ's like this existed

>>545165089
>>545231816
>>545233606
>>545245949

Absolutely based.

Thank you for including Ismy.

>>545242838
Cool, more /omg/ greentext/fanfiction for 2025

>>544980686
>>544984859
That's what Jane's for

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I dreamed Penny gave me a blowjob last night, it was one of the most realistic dreams I've ever had.
I don't even know why, I haven't thought about this game or posted in these threads in over a year.

>>545264774
Uhh, welcome back

>>545245949
Nice! Thanks!

>>545245949
look at those glossy eyes, she baked as fuck, what did MC give her?

>>545091884
Where do you get this stuff?

>>545112405
Merula making that face is very out-of-character. She and Penny should swap facial expressions.

>>545283983
i keep saying that JC used AI to give her and Talbott those smiles, they feel too artificial

>>545118431
>>545160440
>>545286671
Wouldn't be the first time JC used AI in HM promo material
>ynr Christmas 2024

>>545165089
>>545231816
>>545233606
>>545245949
Great set, anon. Hopefully, these get uploaded to the booru to preserve them.

>>545291570
i´ll do it when i get home

>>545273727
The MC special muffin

>>545291183
you got the pic? i cannot remember this and i want to see it

Me like to think that Merula is the reason why Ismelda didn't go full death eater

>>545192664
>>545193194
Yeah, I just learned that stuff from lurking

>>545297869
I actually like to think it was Bea.
When her and Bea started hanging out after the portrait curse, Merula became more stranded and did things on her own. Meanwhile, Ismelda and Bea did their own thing.
I like to think that she took an unintentional and unnoticed role as a "mentor" towards Bea and that helped her calm down with the whole "praise the dark lord" thing and became regular edgy, like starting the pumpkin johnny appreciation club and her love for venomous and poisonous plants.

>>545301218
cunny do be saving people's lives

>>545301968
don't make it weird, anon.

>>545242838
>>545246678
>A Proper Send-Off
>With graduation looming, Merula wants to host a party to celebrate, but not everyone is on board. Make sure that Merula's plan is a smashing success and you'll earn a scale model of Snyde Manor to display in your dorm room (or flat in Beyond)!

>>545306512
is it enchanted so you can go inside it

>>545306512
>earn a scale model of Snyde Manor to display in your dorm room (or flat in Beyond)!
how about an exclusive style option for your flat?

>>545300896
fair enough

>>545308993
too evil for MC tastes

>>545315265
but this would be the "warm and welcoming" version of the manor

>>545320179
I imagine all the portraits of family members replaced by puffskeins

>>545322660
even better, puffskein versions of her family, just like when she became a puff herself
>puffskein verucca

>>545329974
damn she has gravity control

>>545330215
of course she does, she is the most powerful witch!

>>545334389
if only she trained that power....

>>545338619
Uh

>>545345130
>>545345337
delicious!

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>>545345337

>>545345130
>>545345337
Damn, might as well throw Penny, Tonks and Tulip into the mix as well, blenderanon.

>>545345130
Missing the tops of her enormous tits at the bottom of the frame.

>>545347418
Those were flattened

>>545345130
>>545345337
ERIKA RATH!

>>545353120
no!

>>545315265
but what if MC is secretly evil? hell, i know i would be after all the bullshit i would have gone if i were in MC´s place

Chiara being a good friend and cleaning Penny's feet

>>545359274
MC is Lawful Evil

>>545360549
no

>>545348934
I think you would bounce off

>>545360549
With her tongue

>>545374403
She does act a bit like a dog from time to time

>>545359274
Merula pulling MC out of the void, just as he did for her

>>545379361
Mc is indulgent with the cartoonish evil couple that keep making petty crime at Hogwarts, because in his mind he sometimes envision a gloomy future in which him and Merula lives doing the same

>>545296950
>want to find the pic for anon
arch.b4k.dev is down
OH NO

>>545379827
I almost forgot about those guys, probably the funniest thing JC has done in the game

>>545346892
very amused that penny of all characters would come after Liz and Ismelda

>>545391265
aniway the got a couple during school days, grown old from mischieff to another, and, despise some up and down, still love and care for each others

>>545386897
>arc is down
Again? It was down not too long ago

>>545375316
despite how much she tries to hide

>>545322660
I imagine all the portraits of family members replaced by portraits of other family members

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>Leah Lee
>Lee
Another one? If we are not ever going to see the rest of our family they could at least diversify it a bit, how about Penny’s family? Or Liz? Literally anyone else

>>545379361
thats when they finally decide to marry and start a family

>>545407889
Could we compile a list of all students' relatives whom we know about/have seen?

>>545416445
There's like 5

>>545407889
also, apparently, according to the dialog i just had in the first task, we have already met this person before...i have no memory of her so it must be an uninteresting character

>>545416445
Penny & Bea 1 Gran
Tulip 2 Gran
Barnaby 3 Gran uncle-aunt
Merula 1 Aunt
Ismelda 1 Sister
Andrè 1 Cousin
Tonks 2 parents
Skye 1 father
Weasley 1000 the whole lot except Ron

>>545420117
>Tonks 2 parents
have we met her parents? i dont remember that, i only remember meeting her aunt (i think?) for that weird tlsq about hunting a family box inside the dueling room

>>545407889
shall not be playing botanist and doing the job of yet another incompetent adult

>>545420881
yeah her parents show up in a romantic tlsq

>>545423304
boy, must have been one of the least memorable romantic tlsq´s, i cannot remeember anything about that

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damn she's walled hard

>>545427206
Old Tulip

>>545425541
It was last year's one, the one about the love tree

>>545428174
oh yeah...the tree, i had already forgot where that tree came from, still cant remember them tho, i´ll have to look them up later

Fuck off

No

schyzo-anon, are you ok?

Yes

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what should happen

>>545438879
>I must nEt paxry prunks
>I must not play prunxs
>I must not play prankx
>I must not play pranks
>Detenton is a serrious.
>nust jmalt a sentttr I

>>545438879
expulsion!

>>545444451
that's too far

>>545444703
not really, bitch needs azkaban or death

>>545444703
If it was low occurrence I agree but it happens almost everyday.

>>545453056
she got the Erika training regime...

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Penny sure loves tentacles

>>545456397
Intewesting

>>545457186
Oh boy! Another tentacle piece!

>>545459279
there's' more?

>>545462295
bruh
https://snyde.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=parent:7420

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what creature are we missing so far?

>>545471045
Lethifold
Dementor
Merula

>>545466331
Unholy based

>>545471045
Is there a list?

>>545477937
a penny list

>>545482423
Even the most edgy of witches can't resist the puffskein

>>545471369
i dont think even JC is stupid enough to try giving us those creatures

>>545485826
Don't underestimate their powers

Ismelda and Chiara boob off

>>545420940
>Ismelda Beyond TLSQ

>>545497854
In Which, she humble us because she's more mature, she left behind most of her teenage edginess, her obsession with the dark lord, her infatuation with Ben, her minions attitude with Merula and Bea, She shows us that we must move forward with a fresh start and not being stuck in High School dinamics forever...

>>545501526
MC being greatly relieved to have one less person to carry and bonding with Ismy over some good cake

>>545501526
>>545506762
>Reward of the TLSQ: Ismelda added to the dating pool

>>545490907
You have no idea how much i need to see this

>>545506762
>>545515543
>bonus dialog if she was your Celestial Ball date

>>545515543
hmmm for me is a no, not that I dislike her or somethink, but the whole point whould be that you part away from some situations and people from your old life and move yo something new

>>545524745
i can see what you are saying, but what if (and stay with me with this) instead of just parting ways, you actually end up in a real adult relationship, not like anything you have with any of the other options, i mean like, they actually both treat eachother with respect and have genuine conversations.
as a bonus, she shows up in your flat from time to time and refills your entire energy bar after a quick sandwich/tea date in your living room

>>545528841
that's sounds, appropiate...

>>545528841
But the smell