Belated Halloween EditionSTore LINK:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (MAjor sPOILErs; aVOiD UNtil HAVinG pLAYED thRoUGH tHe GaME onCe):>roUTes & subrOuTeShttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>aCHieVemeNTShttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>sTARs & VIsionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>cOMPLetE ePisOdE 2 WALkTHroUghhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>ePiSODe 3 EndingS GuIDehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# nEws:>Episode 3A: deCay HAS bEEn rELeaseD!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>ANNouNCEMent SchEdUlE resChedULEd; NO mOrE mOntHlY tEaserS dUe tO spOIlERS. FUTUre ANnounCEMeNts WIlL HAPpEN OnlY as nEEded.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# NEmlEi'S pREviOUS GAmes:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrEviOUS tHREAd: >>544644537
First for my wife Noelle. She's so pretty!
Reminder that Europeans are fake fans.
>>544999964Where is Fatshely bro
>>545002286I stopped making her fatter because these posts made me feel too bad for her: >>544519032 >>544519383 >>544526028I no longer wish to see Ashley gain weight
>>545002558Please do one more, or fat Renee. You were excellent and the highlight of the thread
>>545002697I'm sorry, I just can't. Ashley is changing her life around and losing weight. Besides, if she kept getting fatter with each passing day without a devlog, she'd balloon beyond recognition.
>>545002956Fat Renee then please. Actually how fat was Ashley at her prime?
More fatleys to filter.
>>545003419Even her weight loss journey??
Were any of you guys aware there are a couple of fonts called things like Delphi, Delphine or Delphina?https://www.fontsupply.com/fonts/D/Delphi.htmlhttps://www.fontspring.com/fonts/positype/delphihttps://www.fontbros.com/font-family/delphihttps://www.dafont.com/delphina.fonthttps://fontshub.pro/font/delphine-downloadhttps://www.dafont.com/delphine-2.fonthttps://www.dafont.com/delphine.fonthttps://www.dafont.com/delphin-spring.fonthttps://www.dafont.com/delphine-et-mathias-script.fonthttps://www.dafont.com/delphines-handwriting.fonthttps://www.cufonfonts.com/font/delphine-2They're all somewhat different so I wonder what's the common motivation?Even a Delphi programming language based off Object Pascal?
Confess your sins, /calg/.
>>545003735found another, Delphia Village is kinda cool.https://www.creativefabrica.com/product/delphiavillage/https://www.1001fonts.com/delphia-village-font.htmlhttps://www.cufonfonts.com/font/delphin
>>545003768I want him to molest me
>>545003768I deleted all my gooning sites/apps on the phone and everything was fine for a few day. This morning I gooned because I kept waking up horny. It didn't even feel good, the midest nut ever. I'm disappointed in myself.
>>545005959>gooning appswhat
>>545004013Any good?
>>545005959>gooning, goonedgo back
>>545006992I went for a blood red on black style.
Sispillows
>>545003768I like Renee.
Haven't been here in a while because no news but I wanna draw something, poast songs. Not even just broody MCR coffincore but songs that just remind you of Coffin for any reason at all. Rewatched Ghostbusters 1 and 2 for Halloween and this song got stuck in my head.https://youtu.be/oSqKVjVuW1I?si=ADoUuZYJ0YHix0NM>Wake me when it's over, Tell me I'm alright>Tell me it was just a dream, A dream I had last night>I can hear the spirits now, Movin' underground>I can feel them closin' in, About to drag me down>And I want to know why everyone I know, Has gone flip city>She used to want me, how can it be? Now, she's gone flip city>You say it ain't true, what can I do?, Now, I'm going flip city>I want to know why everyone I know, Has gone flip city
>>545003768I named my cat Ashley and fucked it in the ass
The night /calg/ stood still
>>545013178Why is are the threads so dead today?
>>545013353No progrep
question: what noun would be used to refer to posters in calg that's in keeping with the delphic as the adjective? I found the page for adelphos (and adelphi, although it had a page of its own), but was unsure regarding specifics. The two things i was wondering were: 1) does greek have the rule where a group of males and females is just refered to by the plural form for males? and 2) would it be better to add the prefix of phil- to specify that there is love? If that was the case, would phil-[the chosen plural noun] be the grammatically correct conjugation? (I'm assuming the -o of philo is dropped since, whatever exact "of the same womb" noun that would be used, it would start with a vowel, so the prefix ends with a consonant)
>>545006598Pixiv and telegram.
>>545013895Delphists
>>545013895I didn't read your post, but I pasted it into ChatGPT verbatim and it spat out "philadelphoi" as the answer.
>>545014429Kill yourself
>>545014429Live your life
>>545015109Calm down Shondo.
Comfy slow /calg/
Somehow, Episode 1 returned.
Beautiful brother~
>>545015896What
>>545016490just report baits for trolling
Call me crazy but does anyone else feels that last few bakes have been kinda shit? We literally had various halloween drawings made for /tcoaal/ and even some candy scabs and no-good-noelle. Yet the bake is a generic ??? post with nothing new in it.
>>545017427I asked if you guys had any ??? artwork and nobody answered.
>>545016590Bait doen't have an 's' on the end its plural as a noun, it only has an s on the end if used as a verb in the present tense
Please stop killing people.
>>545016590just did, others should do the same instead of feeding them
Evolution of a qthttps://x.com/boo3eebig/status/1984909211676098767
hussymaxxing
>>545017427>>545017487Next thread Image should be a photo mosaic of a tcoaal sprite, with a bunch of fanart acting as the backdrop. pic related
>>545020967nah I think the OP should be one of the new fan arts made for the game. this thread is alive enough we don't need to resort to recycling the same images over and over like dead generals
How could anyone resist these cutie pies?
>>545021373it could include all the fanart that was excluded from thread images lol
>>545021645well thats a nice idea actually
Jihad against hussies
Nemlei-sama, I offer my final sweep. My last sacrifice for the devlog.
The WINNER
>>545022993Thank you for your service, Minesweeperanon, the fields are safe now
>>545018683why is her chest so sad and flat
>>545023503Because she's like 7 years old
I'm surprised nobody posted this here.
>>545023503Why are you so used and goods, Julia?
>>545026147Saw it on twitter already, cant fool me
>>545026285I know, didn't mean to bait anyone. I was excited then almost killed myself when I found out it's fake.
>>545025835My sister uses a milking machine thingy and she asked if I want a glass of milk because her baby's too old for it or something. I couldn't do it, I got grossed out at the last second. Mom ended up drinking it.
>>545026556i would have taken it straight from the tap, don't think i could resist
>>545026556>rejecting your sister's sweet titty treat
>Oh, you look nervous.>Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got ‘em?>So, I had a brother, who was beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks.>One day they carve his face.>And we got no money for surgeries.>He can’t take it. I just want to see him smile again. I just wanted to let him know that I don’t care about the scars!>So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself.>And you know what? He can’t stand the sight of me!>He leaves!>Now I see the funny side.>Now, I’m always smiling!
>>545003768Shortly after Episode 2 came out, I began on-and-off writing a very long prequel to some misery porn fanfiction I wrote during the Episode 1 era (https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/447175742/#447787074). It was to be called "Fixed", and was about an alternate future where Ashley got put on medication back in school and has decayed into a total zombie over the years. She's lost all her snazz and doesn't really feel like she's there, and on top of it has to babysit Andrew and Julia's offspring. Andrew meanwhile, the pretentious hack that he is, became a best-selling author and subsidises Ashley's entire lifestyle, including therapy and medication.The final chapter was going to involve Ashley resolving to strangle the infant Audrey Graves, then sparing the baby, killing herself instead (as per the linked suicide note fanfiction). I drew concept art of my idea of this humiliated Ashley: more conservative clothing, tidier hair, a performative Christian necklace and a forced smile.I gave up on it because it was boring as fuck and just meaningless despairslop lol. Though I am proud of some of my descriptions (eg introducing Audrey as "the price of Ashley's free time and luxury", or in general describing Ashley dissociating)
>>545027470When bro feels safer with loan sharks than with his BPD sister.
>>545027738>When bro feels safer with loan sharks than with his BPD sister.Literally me.
>>545026556Okay, forget my fanfiction, THIS Is the real misery porn.
>>545027794Andrew...
>>545027852I just got grossed out because it comes from a human instead of a milk carton.
>>545028098I am so disappointed in you.
>>545005959Don't try to do that "no-nut month" cryptobro guru shit. Try to control your coomer habits. Sometimes you're just horny as natural wanting to release but sometimes you just do it out of boredom. If you try to completely repress yourself it will be worse and is going to turn negative. Also try be selective with gooner content, like something that caters to your specific taste. Avoid real life porn if you can since fiction is better.
>>545026556>opportunity from heaven to drink your sister's breast milk>turn it downkill yourself
>>545029619Reread my post, I said milking machine.
>>545030132Whose milk was it, fucker? WHOSE MILK?
>Incidentally, I spoke to Julia before I came in here.>She's fine.>Despite all your sick, vicious little games, she's as sane as she ever was.>So maybe ordinary people don't always crack.>Maybe there isn't any need to crawl under a rock with all the other slimy things when trouble hits…>Maybe it was just you, all the time.
>>545026556oh man, you are making me so angry
>>545027714Ah fuck just realised the brackets are counted in the URL. The correct link is this: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/447175742/#447787074
Post your face when is announced that Burial will have 2 chapters instead of 1 and they were working on it this whole time.
What's the Andy scenes in Ashley's Burial mind dive gonna be like?
>>545031447>(What is this? One Piece? Finish the game already.)
>>545031519She adores him at first, but slowly falls into despair after realizing she still can't do anything for him
>>545026281My ex, Andrew.
>>545031519>Ashley's Burial mind diveNot gonna happen, Ashley doesn't want demon therapy. We'll only get the bullying followed by her seeing Julia/Andrew together and then baiting the truth out of Andrew.
What Ashley sees
>>545026281Her dad had sex with a nigger
>>545032545If Ashley is a true narcissist, she sees Andrew's twink feminine face as a mirror of herself.
>>545032602>>545026281I could not imagine anything more Nemleian and Kafkaesque than this
>>545032545Starvation correction is needed
>>545031804>One Piece but goth and with incestSign me up.
>>545026556Is there a bigger sister fumble than this?
>>545033068Soul Eater is what you're looking for.
https://x.com/pitiful_0n/status/1985020311612600403
One of my fondest drunk memories was with my sister (honestly, all of my fondest drunk memories are):>be drunk at bar>suddenly I pause everything I'm doing and stare at her face in shock, my mouth gaping>Dumbstruck by her immense beauty>"Holy shit, you're beautiful" as I grab her cheeks and squish her faceI need her to become an alcoholic again
>>545033149I have fumbled sisters like you would not believe
>>545035123Only truthful thing Andrew's ever said.
Always good to see Douglas smile.
>>545028246I'm trying to quit altogether because I've rediscovered my faith, at this point I don't even want to lose my virginity anymore so I might as well embrace wizardry.
>>545035945Man, I hope this is bait. But don't fall for that evangelical snake oil. I know from experience it won't end well. You can do your own spiritual religious thing without the need to go full retard
>>545037142I don't have a denomination, I'm just reading the Bible on my own and trying to be as pure as possible.
>A friend in need's a friend indeed~>A friend with weed is better~>A friend with breasts and all the rest~>A friend who's dressed in leather~>A friend in need's a friend indeed~>A friend who'll tease is better~>Our thoughts compressed, which makes us blessed~>And makes for stormy weather~
>>545003768I pirated the game
>>545036630
No idea what any of that says but it looks cutehttps://x.com/pitiful_0n/status/1984985785649774846
>>545041140Translation>Andrew's thought bubble: 'Hah.... you fucking bitch.'>Small text underneath him: I want a smoke so bad...>Ashley: "AH, FUCK! OPPA!! WHO THE HELL WAS THAT FUCKING BITCH? WHAT A WHORE!!! I'M SURE SHE WAS SCREWING AROUND LIKE THAT CUMDUMP OF YOURS. FUCK..."
>>545043920Cute Ashley melty
*buzz*
>>545044657>Andrew cheats on Ashley>community laughs at her >Ashley (almost) cheats on Andrew>relief, sympathy for Andrew
>>545047701cuckqueens are ok, standard NTR is not
If Andrew and Ashley were drawn realistically / had a photo taken of them, who would they look like / what features would they have?I'm trying to draw a realistic Andrew and Ashley that feels right.
Ashley is cute
>>545047701Half the fandom are redditbrained retards, so yeah, this makes sense>>545047825Fuck off, coomer
>>545048787monke
>>545047701None of them are okay and is one of the reasons Decay feels so fucking forced. The whole cuckshit was cringe as fuck on both sides.
>>545047612it's winter now, your days are numbered!
>>545049165>cuckshitWords don't mean anything anymore
>>545049165>one of the reasons Decay feels so fucking forcedIt's a sunday dude, give it a rest.
>>545032545Giving Brazilians internet access was far worse than giving it to Indians and Africans
>>545049596Why is there always some dude here who hasn't played the fucking game?Andrew fucking Julia knowing Ashley was getting hurt in Decay is cringe as fuck.Ashley is way more loyal than him, luckily she rejected the cuckshit with the failed date, but it was cringe as well.
>>545049901>worse than giving it to IndiansI get you're mad but let's not be ridiculous.>>545050065He did play the game, he's lambasting your ridiculous hyperbolic pornbrain terminology.
>>545050065None of that is cuckoldry, retard.
>>545050065>Not in a relationship with your sister>In a relationship with Julia>Fucking Julia is cucking your sister
>>545050225>cuckoldryRequires a pre-established romantic relationship, which they technically didn't have. If anything, Andrew choosing to date Julia was for worse for his psyche long term instead of just coming to terms that he wanted to fuck Ashley.
>>545050187>mentioning porn out of nowhereOh shit, you're the same schizophrenic who have a meltdown in the last thread about "porn" right? Dude get lost lmao
>>545050527>Requires a pre-established romantic relationshipIt also requires the other person in the relationship to enjoy it, which is why there is no cuckshit.
>>545050187>let's not be ridiculousDon't get me wrong, they're all terrible... but my god. At least Indians only complain about their caste system and abuse Twitter monetization programs larping as white supremacists. They DONT produce the most dogshit art imaginable...
>>545050574>everyone who disagrees with me is one personYou, my friend, are the schizo. I don't give a fuck what you beat your dick to, nor how often you do it.
>>545050527>which they technically didn't have.He knew he was hurting Ashley but did it anyway. He also has romantic feelings for her but can't accept it. Is not like is the only thing he did it like that, he constantly hurts Ashley because of his pathetic flip-flopping over and over again.
>>545051281
>>545051281>hurting Ashley but did it anywayI think he did it more so for self preservations sake, and convincing himself somehow it was good for Ashley too. Instead of just vehemently denying allegations and just being distant with each other when on campus. If only he had a spine and beat douchebag senseless.
Something about the phrase "cucking your sister" is so absurd it's hilarious
>>545052775It's absurd because it didn't happen. And normally, probably doesn't happen....
I can't wait to see Taytay today. I hope she wins!
>>545054319You can't just post this every time I post Julia. It hurts my feelings
>niggerball
>>545054763It wasn't about Julia.
>>545055052She's right there! Don't pretend to not see her!
My sister made moves on me and we messed around a bit. She wasn't obsessive like Ashley was. When I shared her game with me she started teasing me and tried to start things upwith me again
>>545051652Andrew has always been overly concerned with keeping a facade of normality. But in Decay this comes at a cost of any integrity the character could have while also being unbelievable. Why I'm supposed to believe Andrew wouldn't just jump and rip the teeth from the retarded kid who keeps insulting him and Ashley and solve the problem? What WOULD be the worst thing that could happen besides shutting up the asshole? I'm a supposed to believe he won't do that but he will lock up a little girl in a vault because Leyley said so? Come on. Instead we go circles and circles because he's a pussy or whatever.
>>545055492>Why I'm supposed to believe Andrew wouldn't just jump and rip the teeth from the retarded kid who keeps insulting him and Ashley Because that would be psychotic>solve the problem? And create a hundred more>What WOULD be the worst thing that could happen besides shutting up the asshole? Everyone thinks he's a freak and a lunatic>I'm a supposed to believe he won't do that but he will lock up a little girl in a vault because Leyley said so?Yeah, it really is a mystery why Andrew (18) would exercise better judgement than Andrew (8). Who knows? Moron
>>545054946Very fucking clever, I bet if whites could kick the ball better all of a sudden football would become worth watching. It would become physical chess, a thinking man's sport. Blah blah blah.
>>545055492>I'm a supposed to believe he won't do that but he will lock up a little girl in a vault because Leyley said so?I think that's because Leyley had to force him into it, and it led to dire consequences. Now he's hesitant towards anything that would land him or her in hot water. Though I will say, it's weird he barely even tried to stand up for himself or Ashley even. From the perspective of a, "normal" person (that Andrew fancies himself as) imagine this scenario: >someone at school accuses you of fucking your sibling>these rumors spread like wildfireLiterally anyone's initial reaction would to inform some principal or councilor, and try and get it to stop the bureaucratic way... OR if that isn't an option, violence works too. >beat bullies ass>Ashley beats female bullies ass>They stay distant on campus>rumors naturally dissipate and are forgotten He had several options to, "look normal" but went with a solution that takes way longer to get the desired results. As opposed to, ya know, anything else I've mentioned.
>>545056220
>>545056383>flipping me offWhat the HECK is her problem?
>>545056220>This mad over the fact people don't like scripted bread and circus Big Thing™ Go to /sp/, faggot
>>545055752>Because that would be psychoticSo it is locking up another girl in a vault but he didn't have a problem with that. And hurting bullies and defending yourself from abuse is 100% justified unlike that.>And create a hundred moreThat's already happening by not standing up against bully, shit adults, and other human garbage. If you think being a pussy will stop your problems, I have bad news for you.>Everyone thinks he's a freak and a lunaticThey already believe that. But if he beats an asshole up the others will get the memo to not try smart shit with him (or his sister) again.>would exercise better judgement than Andrew (8).I WAS talking about Andrew (8). He and Ashley were bullied around the same time they decided to put Nina in her death bed. Why is letting a girl suffocate like a dog in a vault allowed, but suddenly, punching another kid in the face is off limits? The second thing would be 100% more normal for a kid of his age to do.
>>545056547>scripted bread and circus Big Thing™
>>545056954
>>545056954>>>/sp/
>>545056797>he didn't have a problem with thatI should've known better
>>545057170>I should've known betterYou'd think you'd realize by now.
>>545057001>>545057083It's just such a faggot way of talking. I hate to bring up Reddit, but that's exactly how Redditors have been talking for yearsIt's like if I were to make a post calling Coffin incestslop coomerbait. It's the definition of faggotbabble
>>545057403I love Niggerball™. I love Niggerball™ so much I'm going to post about it on a board and general that has literally absolutely nothing to do with Niggerballl™.
>>545000124nomorashii...
>>545057403I hate to break it to you but handegg and the varied assortment of other sports have nothing to do with coffin or nemlei games directly, indirectly, or even tangentially related to another tangential conversation that has ever been had here.
I just made this, thoughts?
>>545057705I would imagine it's supposed to be symbolic, but it's lost on me. Neat though.
>>545057467See what I mean?>>545057585It's so dishonest of you to pretend that "character wearing job uniform" isn't posted all the time ITT. You don't get butthurt when someone posts Ashley at McDonalds
>>545057705I like it, but the green in the heart on Ashley's side makes it a bit unbalanced. There should be some pink on Andrew's side too
>>545057859I don't think you're in much of a position to be accusing others of butthurt
>Sportsnigger entertainment and actively interacting with it is the equivalent of talking about someone working a jobAnd you call us R*ddit? kek
>>545058086>frogposter>strawmanPot, kettle
>>545058181You don't know what a strawman is.
>strawman>your post
>>545058220You're making up a person to quote and reply to. That's the definition of a strawmanAnd still a frogshitter
>>545058338I didn't make the post you were accusing of being a strawman. Either way, you've taken this beyond the logical point of conclusion and are now just flailing. Sports has less than nothing to do with coffin or this general, you know this hence why you don't refute it.
Where's the Ishowspeed reaction gif? I don't think you sound enough like a sassy negro. Please, worship them here in this thread harder, and not your designated shitting board.
>>545056338Exactly, Andrew picked up the worst possible course of action. And there's this noise that keeps going: when they're adults characters act in a mostly pro-active, no bullshit way when things come to a head. We see this with the starvation situation, with the hitman situation, with the parents situation. But then all the flashbacks is just being a passive actor. It begs the question of when this change in personality happened.
>>545058454>I didn't make the post you were accusing of being a strawman. What's does it matter? You're the one who replied, anonymous website>you've taken this beyond the logical point of conclusionYou abandoned arguing the point first>Sports has less than nothing to do with coffin or this general, People have been editing Coffin characters into random circumstances since the Chapter 1 threads. It's a Coffin character
>>545058817>I can't wait to see Taytay today. I hope she wins!You have no argument nor any leg to stand on, you came here to talk about your gay sportsball shit.
>>545059007Is it really your first time seeing someone make a characterpost?
Burgers?
>>545059154
>>545057170Andrew DIDN'T have a problem with locking Nina in the vault. He only had a problem when she DIED. But you're obviously a low-IQ high-impulse retard, so I apologize if that was out of your reach.
>>545059007Just let him seethe into the void. The goy thinks he's people kek
>>545059190>The goy thinks he's people kekI hate /pol/ so much
>>545059189>Andrew DIDN'T have a problem with locking Nina in the vaultIsn't the opening line of the game "Leyley, I don't want to"
>>545059443Don't you have a thousand dollar per year subscription service to go watch? Why are you here arguing? Go, Sportsnegros, go.
>>545059723At this point you might as well stop antagonizing him because it's literally just going to be a "get the last word in" competition that further derails the thread. He has no argument other than whataboutism.
Andrew is a sports fan
>>545059807I'm just having fun because It's not everyday we get someone so adamant about trying to shill something to people who aren't in the least bit receptive. And for FREE.
I think you all need to leave this Andrew guy alone, just because my sister is hot doesn't mean he's sleeping with her
>>545026556>>545033149There is no greater fumble than this, this is going down in history. Everytime a /calg/ger comes up and talks about his fumble I will post this and say "It could've been a lot worse, you could've willingly consciously by your own volition refuse to drink your sister's breast milk which she offered you herself." I am seething right now. Might have to have my sister blow me to cool down.
>>545060342Yeah but there's a sort of endpoint that needs to be observed, otherwise it makes you look like an asshole too when other people have to weave around what is essentially just a looping repeat of the same shit back and forth. Make your case, drive it home, and then walk away knowing that they're assmad about being objectively wrong and can't derive the satisfaction of pulling you into the mud as well.
>>545059597Pay attention, I will explain this to you as if you're 5 years old or a gorilla.Leyley be sad because Andy don't put girl in vault.Andy refuses at first because Andy knows that's bad.But Leyley cries and Andy feels bad.So Andy proceeds to let girl die in vault.Other time, Leyley be sad because of bullying.But Andy doesn't do shit.Andy could have punched bully.But Andy didn't despite Leyley being sad.This be dumb because punching bully good, unlike putting girl in vault.Same problem, different reaction.You understand now, monke? Let me know if I had to make it more retarded for you.
>>545060342>trying to shill somethingWithout telling anyone to watch it?
>>545060564I hate to break it to you, but civilized people generally don't go out of their way to beat the shit out of people because of words.
>>545060564>character changes over timeMakes sense to me
>>545050065Ashley, I know you're mad Andrew fucked Julia, and I am mad too. But you can't blame it on Nemlei. At least he was thinking about you huh? Besides, Julia will die in Burial.
>>545050423To be fair, even talking to another woman who isn't your sister is cheating on her (imagine I posted the "I wonder who's behind this post" black outline of Ashley image because I don't have it)
>>545061149>To be fair, even talking to another woman who isn't your sister is cheating on herObjectively correct, it's even in the bible.
>>545060756I hate it to break this to you, but not only people resort to violence all the time because of words, they also resort to violence all the time for bullying. In fact, people kill other people because of bullying!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States_(2000%E2%80%93present)Here's a full list of proof of that! Maybe next time you can talk from reality instead the shit you have for a brain!
>>545051559This image is always so fucking funny to me. I always look at it, automatically trying to see what the graphic shows.
>>545061352>I hate it to break this to you, but not only people resort to violence
>>545057170Instead you're this
>>545061232Incest is against the bible
>>545061617I'm sure you believe that. I'm not rehashing the argument.
Just so you know, I ain't readin any of shit
>>545061617That's why the Graves Empire is Zoroastrian.
>>545061782
>>545062071It's an artiFACT that Ashley is a cutie.
>>545062071
>>545062071>>545063005The corrupted tocaal creepypasta gonna be crazy.
>>545061471Violence is not only the answer, but also the solution to most problems.
>>545063586>Did you KNOW that in the COFFIN of ANDY and LEYLEY if you GET the FAMILY ENDING and go OUTSIDE and get into the GROCERY STORE the game shows you something GENUINELY HORRIFYING??>It shows an OUTBRED CHILD with MIXED-RACE PARENTS (outbred)>This DISTURBING easter egg has been RUMORED to exist by the GAME's community>The creepypasta STARTED from a THREAD on FORCHAN on the /vg/ BOARD and is actually TERRIFYING.
>>545035945You should have sex with a woman at least once.
>>545064656
>>545064436NEmlei is truly a master of horror
>>545065036
>>545065029Fuck off, Satan.
>>545065391We fuck demons up in this general.
>>545065608Do not hurt our adorable mascot!
>>545065608So where's the image of Ashley destroying LU?
>>545065240Holy cute
>>545056220Yes.
>>545065808Haven't been drawn yet. You know you could commission it sometime instead of fart piss gay furry porn?We really don't have much meme fanart for coffin. Like picrel.
>>545065608Ashley fucks demons in general
>>545066075>picholy based
>>545061471>still doesn't know basic english
>>545065391>Le HECKIN' sexarino is EVILI remember being a purity spiraler like you. Except I had already had sex with women by then. Grow up, go outside, and get some life experience.
>Replying to himselfThe /pol/tard is having another meltdown it seems.
>>545066803What are you talking about? Are you okay?
>>545066075>you could commission it sometime instead of fart piss gay furry pornI don't think I will.
Andy what's a "politics"?
>>545069818A boogeyman people get upset about when they lose an argument.
>>545066926Andrew is probably the last person you want to post with this opinion because it's very obvious how morally degraded he's become about sex after sleeping with someone other than his soulmate and how internally crushed he is.
Anal?
>>545070025That's why I said "at least one" and not "as many as possible."Bring reading comprehension back to schools!
>>544999964I made fun of Andrew for freaking out about his night terrors, and lying his ass out to get into Ashley's bad. But I after I experienced it myself, it really sucks. I barely got any sleep, I have no sistercushion to hold onto. I'm just left alone and miserable. God surely has a wicked sense of humor for causing me to Andrewmaxx to the fullest
>>545070298>Andrew sleeps with 1 girl>thinks about breaking her teeth for better blowjobs>uses her as an onahole>becomes a wannabe playboy who gloats about his sex experience to his soulmate who gives up on happiness there and then
>>545070298There's a correlation between being a purity spiraler and lacking basic reading comprehension, apparently.
>>545070701samefagging huh? I'm not even the first anon nor a purity spirally. I just think it's an absolutely fucking bizarre opinion to have to tell people to have sex before marriage like >>545070298 and use ANDREW as an example of why that's a good thing.
>>545070701I can't imagine sitting around the thread all day with a ruptured asshole like you do. "Fuck off, satan" to a response of "you should have sex" is CLEARLY a fucking joke that you can't handle in your rectally ragnarok'd state.
I think it's time to stop. This is not the place to do this. Andrew shouldn't have fucked Julia as an outlet for Ashley and it fucked him up even more.
>>545070954I lol'd
>>545071498Outbreeding will always result in a degradation of the moral fiber of the individual, it's an unconscionable act to sully the fiber of your soul (not to mention your lineage!) by engaging in acts of sexual misconduct with a vile fornicatrix.
>>545071716Who let you access the computer, Ashley?
>>545070434Andrewmaxxing means having a sister with whom you're in love and following an Andrew diet. The problem is that you don't have a sistercushion and we have only a small idea what Andrew's eating habits were prior to the Quarantine.
>>545071947>Oh, egads! My sister is sexy. But what if I were to get with a hussy and disguise her as my own sister? Delightfully devilish, Andrew.
>>545071947>Andrewmaxxing means having a sister with whom you're in loveWhat makes you think I don't?>Andrew dietYeah on that point I definitely fall behind. I don't smoke
>>545072451I never said that. I just said that you can't fully live up to the love because of the lack of a sistercushion. For the smoking, have you ever thought about starting? I did for a while last year to see what the big deal was, but couldn't stick with it. Was worried about my teeth yellowing.
Please do not encourage people to destroy their lungs.
>>545070914>tell people to have sex before marriageNobody said that except you. You're in fact retarded and lack basic reading comprehension.
>>545066926>>545065029That anon wasn't me but sex is gross. You can keep your STDs, I've already made it past my teens and early 20s without approaching a single woman so there's no point in starting now. Not that I could anyway, I'd probably stutter like a rizzless school boy due to being a kissless virgin. kek
>here we go again
>>545072998said it right here >>545070298
sex before marriage is ok because ashley did it
>>545072868No thanks. My health is already in a bad state anyway.
>>545073064>If I have sex, I am going to get an STD!Despite what 4chan permavirgins will tell you, not every woman out there has been run through.
>>545073159>He said THIS>*Doesn't say that anywhere*I don't hate people who were publicly schooled, but you're really making me want to.
What did he mean by this?
How many of you can say "I know how it feels to share bed with your sister"? Well I can.Although it was when when we were kids. But still
>>545073453Oh, I wasn't attacking women. Isn't it true that 30-40% of the population has an STD? If we exclude kids for obvious reasons shouldn't it be closer to 50-60%? Barf inducing.
>545073675>bait response>"artwork" from the darkest time in /calg/ historyyeah
>>545073717I feel like it's pretty self-explanatory, given Andrew's gargantuan sister complex and the absurd mental gymnastics and self-inflicted torment he put himself through over it.>>545073905You know better than to respond to it. Yes, doing the petty "I'm not touching you!" thing is, in fact, still responding and feeding it.
>>545073717You deserve the fruits of your labor. At the end of Episode 4, we'll find out that he changes his last to "Ryan" and starts a Sistopia under the sea.
>>545073868Is it? Where's the source for that?
>>545074338>Where's the source for that?Usually unprotected sex with an infected person. This is basic sex-ed, are you dumb?
>>545073717I assume it's a new complex he's built up from the signals that Renee started putting out in their new house. Before quarantine she didn't put out those same signals and was a lot more subtle.
E;R finally finished playing the game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkcUBH3seFQ
>>545074454The source for the percentages, lack-wit.
>>545074478why the fuck did he play this
>>545074791>The source for the percentages, lack-wit.Widespread unprotected sex, specifically among certain population groups.
>>545074870>Makes claim>No sourceThanks for playing!
>>545075028I just said what the source was, unless you think everyone's swimming around in polluted rivers you pretty much have to have some form of sex to contract a sexually transmitted disease. You are not very smart nor can you read, apparently.
>>545064436This actually is horrifying.
>>545075439This is metaphysically disturbing.
>Trust me bro I'm just joking!>Keeps going on and on about the same off-topic bullshitWow!
>>545063586>>545064436/exeg/ is down the hall to the left
>>545073251Siblings are born married, it's a sin to have sex out of bloodlock.
It's been only 5 months and the thread's mental health has incredible deteriorated. Can you imagine how is going to be in 2026?
>>545076274The thread was actually doing quite well until oh... about the start of October. Pure coincidence, of course.
>>545076353But is already November. Did something happen in October? Is /calg/ being victim of halloween insanity?
>>545076932We'll leave it at the fact that there's some credence to that anon's distaste for the brazilians.
>>545076656>>>545049901
Please don't fight. We're all friends here. There's no need to call each other names and insults. I'm pretty sure if we all talked together we could get along well and be friends like Tiu with his Other Half.
>>545077186I don't want to be friends with someone who posts hyper, even if they do it ironically.
>>545074813I think someone asked him too. I'll give him credit for actually playing the game insteading of politisperging out about it. Though also, his fucking chat turns what would he a 2 hour playthrough into a 6 hour one.
>>545077186The OTP
>>545049901I think letting mentally untreated people like you having internet access is the worst mistake ever committed by unresponsible parents so far
>>545077865>committed by unresponsible parents so far
>>545077865This is a while board, WhoreHey.
>>545077986>This is a while board
>>545078152Anon, that's obviously a typo and one shouldn't hold it in the same disdain as your consistently poor grasp of the English language.
>ESLs calling others ESL
>>545077186>Tiu
Stop calling eachother ESL's it's bad for business as this is an ESL general about an ESL game on a forum based off of an ESL forum.t. not ESL
>>545078275"homeless man calling another homeless man a broke ass nigga" moment
>>545078436What does a credit union have anything to do with this game?
>>545078269NTA but you're still wrong because the proper term is 'blue board', not 'white board'.
>>545078436In and of itself it's not useful as an insult, but it's good to identify consistent patterns considering how often poor grammar is one of the four horseman of shitposting.
>>545078269DUYS!Wait a minute, now. Wait a minute, nowUhhh ohhhhhhhhh!
I'd take 40 white ESLs over one Brazilian who speaks fluent english.
>>545059154It will never not be amusing how "cute girl eating a hamburger" is an entire genre of fanart to the point where it has even bled into fanart for a (relatively) more obscure game.
/calg/ suddenly went real quiet
>>545077380>reads 2 lines of text>opinion for 5 seconds at most>2-5 minutes of paid text to speech and responses to them
>>545080546Because they were told to stop calling eachother ESL and Brown. Without that there's nothing to do until the devlog.
>>545080949Yup, rince and repeat for about 15 hours worth of footage. I even thought about going in and editing out a lot of the bloat myself, but I'm also not a superfam of his streams. Love his videos, though.
>>545080991maybe we can enjoy a calm and wholesome thread after all
Nothing but wholesome sibling posting today.
>>545082027
>>545082027Fuck you!
Renee is just awful.
>>545086587>t.
I jerked off to Ashley 3 times again today
>>545087398Picrel
>>545041120Why do much Weedley art?
>>545055478Hug her and maybe kiss her
>>545082684agree
>>545077552Thiu getting his teeth knocked out day 1
>>545092604
Why did Andrew do it?
>>545093939>this was when he was an office clerkWhat the fuck is wrong with Coffinlanders?
>>545034119>Two left hands
>>545094548Her family has a history of inbreeding...
>>545093939I really want Andrew to suck dicks
on camera
>>545096624take it easy man
>>545095465On this subject, isn't it odd how Andrew knows his family history enough that he's aware there isn't a history of inbreeding? It's almost as though he's researched deeply into the possibility of him and Ashley... or more likely Nemlei just directly referencing the /calg/ dna tism bit without considering implications.
>>545098242Most people descend from at least one cousin marriage in the last 6 generations, it wouldn't be hard to be aware of it
>>545077552>Alternate universe where Ashley is born male and essentially becomes Thiu
>>545066075he's so rapeable lol
>>545098242I think those implications are fully considered.
I’m going to kill myself if there’s not a devlog by the end of the year
>>545057705andrew the type of mfer to try to explain to the demons that hes not supposed to go to hell actually
>>545099824But then you won't live to play Burial
>>545073717pay attention to the 3A flashbacks more. He meant that the more he obeyed Renee and took on her responsibility to raise her children, the more Renee guilted him because it was too much for him to handle and it made her look bad; and even into their adulthood, Renee still hypocritically disapproved of their relationship and encouraged them to seperate while still refusing to support them in any way past the absolute bare minimum
When is Nemlei making another fujo game
>>545100915when she's done finishing tcoaal
>>545096624
>>545102326the birth rate would increase if sisters dressed like this at home
>>545102326Sex. With sisters.>>545103369Your heart's in the right place, but solving that issue is a multilayered series of things which will never happen.
>>545096624Put your mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you you ho. Come say to my face and I fuck you for everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, you scared now you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.
>>545108342I can't tell if I should be mad about this or not
>>545096624Friend B...
>>545108760Ashley is so cute.
>>545109995
>>545112323Look at this fucking thing. Look at it! This creature is pure sugary sweet cuteness. I played chapter one when I saw the /v/ threads for it because I was sold on "hot sister," but she evokes the same emotion from me as a cute kitten does.
>>545112495Same, I never thought a booba character could evoke that in me. Usually the character is a loli.
>>545011915But I love broody MCR coffincore?https://youtu.be/OOuESf1Wqcs
>>545108342Read it in his voice. Gold.
I don't know if I imagined it or I saw it here but can anyone post an image of ashley with a positive pregnancy test (if such a pic exists)
>>545114597This?
>>545114679no it's a pic of (i think) smug ashley showing (You) the testi think it's part of a trend so maybe i am just fusing a bunch of memories together
>>545113925Uhh anon, you don't have to read it.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eIhHZuwIsvs
>>545113614Ashley's impishness and vulnerability give her a powerful cat-like vibe, and everyone loves cats.
>>545115714>everyone loves cats.
>>545116035Everyone who matters.
>>545116181Sounds like hussy talk.Ashley is a cat even people who don't like cats can like
>>545116809People who like cats>me>my sister>Ashley (probably)>oldfagsPeople who don't like cats>who cares lolIn fact, I'm willing to bet that loving cute cats is a prerequisite for being a sister appreciator given the similarities between cats and sisters (they're the same thing).
>>545116970Treating dogs with kindness and loving cats is a prerequisite to being human.
>>545118394I like dogs too, except pitbulls. It's just that I find something irresistible about cats.
>>545118758What about ferrets?
>>545119304The only animals I don't like are seagulls, boars, and [User Was Banned for This Post]
>>545119373>[User Was Banned for This Post]What did India ever do to you besides shit u-
>>545119373>[User Was Banned for This Post]Do you mean NIGGERS?
>>545119574Daughter!
Am I the only one who thinks little Leyley was a bigger psycho than grownup Leyley? She was unlovable.
>>545120279KIDS ARE CRUEL ANDERS
>>545120279She was a bigger psycho due entirely to parental negligence, note how she was chilled the fuck out in her teenage years up until the rejection and the sibling cold war. She just needed a hug and, when necessary, to be put in the time-out corner.
>>545120349I wasn't.
>>545119610wife
>>545120279I can't say she was unlovable after the lemon muffin flashback
You can't NOT love such an adorable snugbundle.
If they lived in weeb land.
>>545118394>>545116970I always thought people who really really like animals are at least mildly sociopathic. If you care more about a soulless critter that doesn't even know how Obama is more than thinking and feeling people, that says a lot about you.
>>545121453>I always thoughtI sincerely doubt it.
>>545121453Brown coded post.
>>545121550Remind me again who holds dogfights?
>>545121652Niggers?
>>545121684correct
>>545121453I wanted to say something to insult your intelligence but you beat me to it
>>545116970I don't mind cats per se, they're fluffy and sometimes affectionate I just don't partictularly want to live with them
Yummy stinky smells sispits and sistoes
Me giving a college lecture about how Ashley did nothing wrong
Imagine if your sister were hot and you wanted to yank her by the hips and fuck her and cum inside. That'd be odd, right?
>>545078275Nemlei herself is an ESL. Real truth nuke that /calg/ isn't ready for is that you need to be an ESL to truly understand TCoAaL
>>545128732Oh yeah is that why Euros don't fucking post at all during Euro hours?
>>545128779They are too busy wage slaving to prop up their welfare state
>>545128835Euros are unemployed, hence the welfare state.
>>545128732I have no respect for languages since gilgamesh fucked everything up for us
canon andrew
https://x.com/MylesS31139/status/1984435895471071504
https://x.com/Krisleean/status/1985178916760256572
>>545131083Please i just masturbated
>>545131083
>>545132581Your gay activities please the fujo queen. Andrews bussy is waiting
https://x.com/covertbonezone/status/1982604280952651926
>>545133571Rapeable
Meow
I am losing my sanity and have no sister to ground me in reality
>>545003768I got bored and I'm currently making a femboy for a three-way love triangle with Andrew and Ashley.Imagine if she had TWO brothers she desperately wanted to fuck AND she loved the idea of Andrew plapping her femmy brother.So much incest.
>>545138531Very based. I prefer just making Ashley a boy but a third sibling is a fun idea. Poor Andrew.
>>545138937How tight is manshley's bussy?
>>545140106He, like Ashley, is a desperate virgin and lusts after his brother's fat cock in his bussy.
>>545140106Don't fall for the anal meme, assholes always feel loose
twitter.com/kike_sc9/status/1964845950683496907
*glomps you*
>>545138531Femboy Ashley is begging to get ridden by Andrea
>/calg/ gay turnGood... GOOD
>>545143972I go with Anthony so the nickname can be Annie.
>>545142343shut up nigga
>>545142343Maybe yours does
>>545144261Gross. Women ought to be clean and smooth
Can someone edit this to be Ashley and Andrew
>>545143191Belle is so cute
>>545144261The hair is a liehttps://files.catbox.moe/hiula3.jpg
>>545145375yuck
