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>>545003075>[YouTube] TEKKEN 8 — Miary Zo Gameplay Trailer (embed)>didn't put the stream links in
>>545003075SWEET MOTHER OF SEX
Low High wins
>>545003075booba.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOGMgfg8R7Mhttps://www.twitch.tv/tekkenMulgold wins
>>545003165I'm permabanned in their twitch channel's chat so I ain't linking that SHIT
based
you're a joke
Best tekken game incoming.
>>545003449naughty boy~
>>545003752nigga what the fuck
>>545003413Mulgold is too strong..
believe
>>545003075>[YouTube] TEKKEN 8 — Miary Zo Gameplay Trailer (embed)
>>545004010just fooling around >;3
ew
im a joke
bruce lee and this AIDS patient character kinda make the game look good
do you think that sometimes they just get into losers for some extra adrenaline from being on the edge?
nov.......
I'm edging to Lili for adrenaline
mary at the zoo saved tenkke)
>>545003075jin is so fucking lucky
Shut the fuck up
Low... Test... SISSY!
ltg?
watching this game feels like i'm being touched inappropriatly
games retarded
>claims your game is inspired tekken>gets defensive whenever your generic characters are compared to tekken's iconic characters
kekken
>>545005619Lili is a WHORE
>>545006650only for jinny
is law hard to play
>>545006717Law isn't in Tekken 8
>>545006705Then what is this >>545005375 ?
>>545006794jin's wet dream
>>545006705she looks plastic
alright who is taking the entire tournament? mulgold or lowhigh?
>>545006717he's not hard mechanically but he requires you to play at such speed you need to have really fast reflexes
>>545006895LTG.>b-but-LOWTIERGOD!
Why would Jin dream of her mother like that?
>>545006898so like 'na but easier
>>545006705Why is she oiled up?>>545006898That's not really true..
>>545007016she likes to surprise jinny
>LowHigh sippedHe is going to lose this round
MULGOLD FIGHT BACK
link plz
read nigga read >>545003413
sipbros...
>>545007182>isrealWell tell him to stop sipping!
>>545007326geez, i only asked for the link because the OP didn't include it, no need to be a no-life loser and snap at me like that
>>545007442>SSSEwwwwww
i was about to apologize for being rude but you just had to post a reina pic
>LowHigh t-bagged in neutralKek
are we sure that bryans taunt is balanced?
uhh i thought he sipped what happened?
LOW HIGH GOD!
>>545007528i don't need apologies from a LOSER
>>545007649He sipped longer than 2 seconds
knee status?
how do you even tell what the fuck steve is doingevery single move looks the same
>>545007982its a 3d game bruh, everything looks the samethat's why furia royale is gonna change the game with it's 2d-influence animation work and condensed movesets and distinguishable character archetypes
watching miary zo's trailer honestly feels me with me with anxious stress, like my whole body starts to shiver and I begin to frantically question if I'm a frog being boiled alive.
>>545007690already came on reinas face today>>545007982just duck
stop shilling your fucking game here
>>545008173i wish i had the talent to make a game like that tbf
https://x.com/thedarkpwince/status/1984839159249301656
>>545008152have a drink man
I'm feelin' a little exposed right now
>>54500833110 prompts in chatgpt will get you very close
i want to lick dragunov's vagina
nice game murray
Is there a site that hosts T8 3D models that I can download or do I have to rip them myself
i'm going hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
There is no way edge wins against the nerd
can both have a fulminant heart attack for picking these subhuman chars?
I hope low high doesnt choke against the nerd again
IL MIO POTERE
>>545009638nasty dandruff phi
The character is so laughably easy and overpowered he doesnt even hitconfirm the baby tier hitconfirms anymore.And that after a quadruple nerf to 1 (one) move he still uses all the time.
Il bagliore di Sirio purifica tutto
imagine if SF had Ryu do a 0 execution safe shoryuken that doesn't drain the meter that was supposed to drain and make it impossible to whiff punishthat's our Sicilian character
ryu hayabusa
Claudio has 2 of those shoryukens
Gentlemen, I think there is pretty small probability of LowHigh choking in the end.
sure you don't mean mulgold?
name 1 20+ vidya franchise that hasn't been ruined in the last generation
low iqhigh copium
street fighter, dead or alive, soulcalibur, virtua fighte, under fart
No, I don't mean MulgoldLowHigh is the king of chokers
chokers are sexy though
clip that camera switch running 2 please
does this look like it should connect?
FIX THE GAME NIGGER
the cameraman lolololololo harada's finger lololololololol it's a competitive game we swear
this is just one big advertisement for furia royale
>LowHigh won PaperScissorRock gameIt's over. He is dropping the game.
meant to say virtua fighter
GODkumram
the inuyasha wall scrolls i ordered when i was drunk got delivered... my life is a mess
i think this is the first time im seeing mr capri sun in actual tourney, he seems to have kinda went with a wet fart
>ofc he picks the latest dlc>ofc there's the cool new intro>ofc this is not rigged at all>ofc this is not all a big marketing campaign>o>f>c
Murrays oc is too powerful
imagine rooting for koreans when they're responsible for tekken's death
woah look, the new dlc is winning I should buy it holyshit
wow the wholesome big chungus low tier is actually a really good character? nooo way
newest is armor kingwhere the fuck is he
>king but with an armorfuckmyram is more appealing to new players
Why is Mulgold playing the worst character in the game? Is he stupid?
fuck mar lol
This GF was bought and paid for by M
Bro ..
here's what's going to happen, lowhigh will start to "magically" win and mulgold has to change character, that's when the advert ends and when they start to play a normal best of 3i'm willing to bet on this btw
>>545003413ugly remedial game
>LowHigh losing the final againIt's so fucking tiresome
>>545010761
Watching this organic win makes me want to buy Fahkumram DLC(season 2) for Tekken8™ and you should be buying too!
asking my mom for money to buy this fahking character
>>545011736thanks wow he was flamingo stepping so it's even dumber actually
bryan is sure to win due to his speed!
Didn't play Tekken for a long timeWhy do offline games look like games with ping 300
>>545011736*sigh* this is Murray's vision
>>545012019you just made me realise that this is pre-recorded gameplay and that's why mulgold is covering his hands despite not having his opponent close to him, it's just so that he doesn't have to fake pressing buttons
>miss punishmentsdo these retards know they're on PS5?
why doesn't the other gook pick the big guy too
>>545011546If this turns out to be true I'll masturbate to a tranny of your choice
fukurmum
>>545012272not paid to do so
Murray what the fuck are you doing
he's not doing anything, he already did ithe killed the franchise
This is just painful to watch
Villence. Speed. Momentum.
Strength
hooooooooooooo boy that sucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdpMot_cSg
GO FUCK YOURSELF MURRAY
THANK YOU MURRAY
Mulgold just won with the absolute worst character in the game can you believe that?
1998 harada wouldn't stand for this
>NOOOOOOO>IT HAS TO BE A POOPGACY CHARACTER WIN>OTHERWISE ITS NOT TEKKEN REEEE
Dogshit from hell
myk looks sick, does he have ligma
Fahk and M broke you niggas
just end it all
Lowhigh didn't punish half the stuff that Mulgold was hitting him with
Yeah, I'm thinking the game is saved with all these honest mid tiers.
EVEN THE COMMENTATORS ARE MAKING FUN OF HIM
say his name
come home black and brown men
OUAAAAGGGHH
>>545013057why is this so hot
>>545013057Faggot nigger character
FAHK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEAK
incoming tmm "my worst take as a content creator"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bunch of negative nancies itt
EWWWWW
>pick broken top 5 claudio>lose>pick weakest character in the game>wingood guys ALWAYS win
>>545012905Yeah because you are always in range of everything at all times in this game and characters have way more moves and you also need to keep track of things like heat and installls. Literal autists like lowhigh can't play the game now.
>>545013417do you even play the game? (i don't)
DAS RITE
>>545013417Sex with Reina NOW
Lord LowHigh...I'm still staying loyal to you.
>>545013820just bought the pass
This was as bad as it gets
Did I miss the tournament?
it wasn't that good anyway
there was no tourney today, just a weirdly long publicity
>>545014624Yes, Korean tourney.Mulgold won reset with Fahk against LowHigh
>>545014804>FahkOk I didn't miss anything
>>545014862This Fuck was gawdlike. Murray is so proud now
>>545011736this shit also happens with ak's b4 in even more retarded way
so xi didn't know the matchup or is fahk broken? i knew mixing people up with a range 3 mid was kinda stupid
realistically the way lowhigh got "demolished" makes it look like it was a set-up to sell more fakhumram copies
how do we stop medusa from becoming the best kazuya in the world?
it worked I'm buying fahk to all my friends for their birthdays
cant play wekwek today my fingers are cooked from yesterday
>>545015650imagine him at his 70's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIIooKzySH0&list=WL&index=20is this schizo shit worth watching or no
Mulgold is RICH by the way.>Approx. Total Winnings:>$105,271
he just goes over what everyone with a braincell has been saying about the game while exposing content shitters as the dumb shills they arehe really should stop with the ad hominem though, even if they're justified, that just makes low iq normies uppity and go against you out of spite
what I make in a weekend
>>545016068that kind of money doesn't even last 8 years in the life of an independent person
>>545015948no he makes up too many things that aren't true
>100k>remove tax>its 75k>need to spend that money to keep competing to win more money>"rich"lmao
>>545016137>>545016243yea i'm only 5 mintues in but he's already exposed tmm for the shill that he is so i think i'll continue watching
>>545016068This looks low high
>>545016068one trip to a region like Singapore or Nice and it's all hone
jinblud even has the receipt on how tmm did a complete 180 after t8he even says that it's ok if he gotta get his bag but he should simply shut the fuck up and let people who want to fix the game, talk about it instead of running damage control for bamcostreamers think that if they keep lying, their audiences will remain and give them money, until they get exposed
Boom boom massage?
>>545015948it feels good to finally have someone bother to lab what is wrong in Tekken 8 design philosophy and present them in an airtight mannerbut the video was too long because of the rant and the beefgood for having it in the background while you cook egg
tmm? exposed
alimony status?
>>545015948I liked that part where he called out GM's response with Steve saying you can just sidewalk as a response to what nova talked about with backdashing>gets clipped stepping left>steps the other way, gets hit again>steps into magic 4, gets counterhit >does it again, it works>"see, you can just sidwalk it"Also glazes TMM for being a hypocritical shill.
>>545015948he's just a less entertaining, more annoying clayton, and i guarantee he isn't as good looking too
At least it was MulGold. Some random 14 yars old boy won Street Fighter today.
He deserved more than a Claudio or Hwoarang player
relevant
>>545016941>Some random 14 yars old boy won Street Fighter today.OH NO NO NO NO NO
>(you) spent>more than a minute between the posts
It's honestly telling how bad a game is if it needs a prize pool to lure in new playersOf course the game is going to be played, because people care more about the money than the actual game, and they will tolerate the state of it as long as the potential cash out justifies itThere is another game, although not a fightan, who has a 600k prize pool, and it still goes strong, despite playing like tekken 8 on steroids but in rectangle anime waifus form
>>545017726what's the name?
>>545017726damn armor queen looks like THAT?
>>545011736he extended his hitbox
why does modern namco so afraid to make hits whiff? doesn't that emphasize the 3dness of tekken and create opportunities for dynamic outplays and more organic competitive upsets?
then theres CotW with one billion prize pool and no players
>>545017993shadowverse
Tekken's a circus, and we're the clowns
just embrace it
Capcom Won
i knew Lee was a NTR villain
>>545018782modern game design is about giving the 15-30 year old non-gamer "the experience™", not actually designing a gameIt's why if you look at game in the last decade, and especially in the last years, you'll see practically auto-play buttons that skip a lot of gameplay i.e. Heat Smashes/Rage Arts as the most obvious, but also hyperevasive 50 damage i-win buttons that can be done on reaction.Or like modern controls in Slime.A design that lets a player make a mistake, doesn't stick with someone who isn't looking to play a game but rather consuming interactive products to win and "experience" the game and feel a sense of accomplishment.Modern games are about selling a simulacra to normies, because they are the broadest audience.
>>545015101see here>>545012926he lost because he didn't know how to play classic fun tekken
pretty sure that's jin's hair
>>545018782getting whiff punished feels bad so we can't allowed itit's why we have so many safe on whiff buttons too
>>545012926BUT THIS TIME FOR REALKUSOGE IS NOT THE VISION I SWEAR
AND LOW HIGH CHOKES AGAIN*CLAP CLAP CLAP* MAYBE HE WILL WIN OVER JDCR IN THE CHOKE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP HE CERTAINLY DESERVES IT
>>545020936literally me except i main jin
>>545013281
can wait to see Fahk banging, Lili, Asuka, Jun and Alisa at the time
you now remember fahk is a married man who also has a daughter
why do kazuyafacks hate jun so much
i cant taste anything
>>545021421i look like this
>>545021540i look like this
>>545022068Like what? I see 4 people on that >>545021421 image
>>545018668i look like this
autogynophilia
why would you not press df1 every time drag does b2
>>545022173i look like this
that is actually almost decent though the skirt is too shiny
>>545021421fuck you, FUKH
stop deleting shit nigga i didn't even get to see how bad it is yet
Bro deleted it
flopped shit game :D
murray was attractive in his heyday
>>545022213i read that in halo announcer voice
s-s--s-sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYWt_U43M9Y
>>545023281i kinda know a person that looks like this
>>545023361Why do ESLs use chatgpt to say basic shit now?
>>545023715I don't use it, but depends on your level of English, if it's unreadable, it's preferable for them to use LLMsKnee should use it too
>>545021540Do they really hate her? I know that TMM hates her but I think he hates every female character
>>545023715you want him typing like kkokkoma or knee?
because it wins
>>545023964Yes, ESLbabble is cute and sovlfvl.
is there any female character that plays kind of like dragunov, released or not released yeti really like drag's style of rushdown without stance shit
>>545023906medusa and duelist seem to specially hate her too
nina the bitch
Tmm loves Lili though
>>545024704Maybe they are still stuck in the days when she was considered op.
>>544949701This post highlights why nu-Tekken is so fucking trash>character is an extreme killer at low/intermediate ranks due to constant knowledge requirements for every little string extension>however if you have autism and know all that, then the character is completely useless and can't do anything but pokesThis is faulty game design. Simple as.
>>545013281>>545021421>>545022259Jinbros...
I trained for 2 hours and got mogged in the first match by a special style king..
good
medusa is the sickest player in the world
why do people say only lee has a magic 4 when anna has one toonot even mentioning the fact that calling it a magic 4 is kinda bullshit because the point of magic 4s was that you could just toss a quick i11 and get a launch with no risk and now you have to commit to followups to get the combo
im so avoidant and internet addicted that i cant be bothered to eat lunch or breakfast
I beat the fat mom boss in binding of isaac and then never played it again.
hmm
I wanna be excited about virtua fighter but it really needs to step up their characters game tekken 8 might be dogshit but it has kazuya, jin, bryan, king, lili, asuka, yoshimitsu etc.virtua fighter has john karate, bob krav maga, susan blonde, ching chong pong and sumo tanaka
Akira is cool
>>545027146Every Tekken character is basically capeshit now which is even worse.
>tekken 8 might be dogshit but it has kazuya, jin, bryan, king, lili, asuka, yoshimitsu etc.where are they?
Karate is awesome
>cotw is still having content releasedWhat
Samurai Shodown had 3 years of support, despite having 50 players
my breakfast: minced meat with brocoli (?)
>>545028591>>545028649Japanese work ethics is crazy. Western games get shut down once the playerbase dips below 10k.
>>545028930>Japanese work ethicslol square enix has terminated like 50 games early on because of low player count, literally nobody on the planet does it more than them.
>>545028930No, that's just SNK that's always survived with niche games its whole life.
>>545028930IJBOL so this is what industry outsiders really think
wanted to play pakumlam but this pc isnt creampied
yesterday i fought an honest alisa
murray should leave as the guy that said to the soad guitarrist he should sing
are we watching the paki tournament. let me know i don't wanna be the only one
I'm watching neutral kino sponsored by SNK
blud said are we watching this
lmaooo
I'd vote for her
this is the hottest shit i seen
why is arslan so convinced that he can just pick lidia and autowin when he plays 2 of the best characters in the game already
because exactly like Punk, he's a mental midget that thinks his characters don't carry him and he can master any char easily
>>545030983>this is the hottestIt's literally just Lili...
why is that your filename
Are YouHappy,Murray?
>>545031537he one and duned me
i just lost to a tekken god supreme king who did nothing but ff2, jgr jump into chainthrows and mids, and df2 and gs/sw idk i guess i just wasn't good enough to guess right enough
anna would have an onlyfans.
>>545035253she just like me frfr
>>545035253
high defense stat likely means the person is a cheater with a block script. you shouldn't be blocking in tekken 8
>Anna OnlyFans>Nina Professional full length porn>Reina Professional full length JAV >Jun Amateur JAV >Asuka Amateur lesbian JAV >Lili same as above >Leo amateur selfies on /b/ >Ling slutty cosplays on Patreon >Azucena professional photoshoots for the coffee calendar >Lidia thirst traps on X (formerly Twitter) >Alissa Slutty cosplay on Reddit >Panda amateur bestialty porn on onion site >Zafina amateur nudes on Telegram
>>545036078my wife is pure fattie
do you think that every time you look at a woman
Do women think about the amount of porn men participate in?
Yes one glimpse at a woman is enough for me to know what kind of porn she would fit the best
am i pussying out by not playing today gups
whats the tekken equivalence?
eddy is the biggest piece of shit i've ever had to play against in a videogameanybody who plays this character seriously needs to kill themselves
i had a fun day of spamming 10 damage -1 OH lows that push opponents back enough that I can't sidestep anything afterwards but also not far enough that I can backdash anything, also i got ch a lot trying to do ff2 at +9 because i'm too retarded to do the input quick enough to frame trap retards mashing gcleffs
>>545037875all tekken characters are balanced because it's a masher
>>545037875the meme started with lee
>>545038793you should start to play this character seriously
tekken is in a weird spot where they're desperately trying to get a new character to stick but the game's already bloated as hell and a third of the cast's existence is pointless
don't worry virtua fighter is coming
>>545025197The character isn't useless though
>>545040583leo stuck
>>545025197This kind of shit is literally Tekken in a nutshell though. In fact Tekken 8 tried to take steps against it, this series had an entire system which existed exclusively to put an arbitrary reaction check on every player who tried to learn it (throws) and became a non factor at high skill levels, had lots of strings with zero purpose other than knowledge checking somebody (like junkyard). If anything the biggest philosophy change from Tekken is removing all these legacy knowledge checks by adding a legitimate mixup option, hence why every fucking string now has safe high unsafe mid extension shit.
>>545042362you're the scum that's killing tekken, get the fuck out
>>545042575What the fuck are you talking about you dumbass communist transgirl | she/her (AMAB :transgender_flag:) What that guy is complaining about is that against Jun you have a lot of defensive coverage and pretrending that's a Tekken 8 thing when the entire reason everybody hates Tekken 8 is because Bamco is removing defensive coverage and making it so just using a string against somebody blocking is a mixup in itself. Or all the stance bullshit having no OS and instead being a real mixup even on block. Tekken is all about moves that seem broken on paper until you lab and find out their weakness and realize why they can't be spammed nilly willy, and Tekken 8 is removing that and making it so they can be spammed nilly willy because you can't OS them.
>>545042362Maybe Tekken should go back to being a movement/poke based fighting game and not a mash-strings-in-your-face-and-hope-you-guess-wrong type of game?
I knew it all along through all the nonsensical downplay online that fahk was really good I was right once again
>>545045590Obviously people just wanted a reason to like him and if they like him he has to be le heckin honest fundies Tekken charSpoiler AK is the exact same
p2wekken 8
I only rematch people if they beat me, if I win I one and done. Is that a way of inflating my points? My logic is:>If they beat me I'm pissed off and they suck so I want to kill them>If I beat them they suck and I'm bored and they play weird so they should kill themselves
>>545045590he's top 5 most braindead character contender imo you dont have to space sidestep use timing all your mindgames are automatically applied
>>545045590I legit think Mugold picking him to fuck with Bryan spacing and got LowHigh having greenie matchup knowledge against him as bonus
>>545041692this girl makes some good tekken art
heeeeey good lookin
>>545045590actually power crush that goes into an epic cutscene canned mixup is peak REAL tekken
does heat poison breath guarantee a mixup on throws or are the throws unblockables basically and what about without heat so basically i should hard duck the thing because its like a 50 damage hellsweep the breath that is
How come white people don't play Tekken?
>>545042362Law b2 was still useful as a mid poke with extensions to make you hesitate, was also a good punish before 3+4 4 was a thingLaw b21 is pure retardation
>>545047425wypipo are too effeminate for a manly game like tekken.
<-because
>>545047417they're unbreakable no idea what the fuck it does without heat, i think breath is a heat only move
>>545047725How come black people in general look better bald than other races?
So how are all the retarded downplayers defending Fahkumram after that Mulgold win?
>>545047851so how does he pick one over the other just whichever he feel slike lmao
If I didn't start losing my hair I could have probably leaned into the hippie guru aesthetic as a last ditch attempt at getting pussy in my 30s but now I literally have no cards left to play its so fucking ogre for me
>>545047869They don't, they just have shit hair in the first place so most of them choose to shave it off whether they're balding or not.
>>545047956damage oki stage hazards
>>545048264But they do, nobody cares when a black man is bald. But when it's any other race then people go like this.
>playing xiaoyu like shaheen again
>>545045194there's a reason why in older tekken games 98% of the competitive scene played a wavedash character or someone like bryan who has the complete package of speed+frames and bullshit wall mixups
>TGS at his TK alt acting like an assholeWhy is this always the case? What goes on in the life of such a person?
SEX IS AWESOME :D!
I miss having sex with my ex. Her body was awesome and I regret breaking up with her.
how do you know
I know what I miss
>>545049371magic mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKayfgSs2XQit is up
i always forget to do the f3 snk2 ender at the wall
>>545050335Why do people even bother? Heihachi coming back with the asspull of the century and Lidia being Poochie the Dog should be enough to put all Tekken story interest to the grave for good.
brasil wonned
did they fix labcoat 21 yet
>>545050503You know, personally to me it went all downhill with the devil gene, I liked it better when it was more mystical like a possession or a deal that kazuya made with the devil, mystical unexplained shit was so much more interesting than what they went with
asslan ass and knee just got passed by a random brasilian on the all time winnings list
THREAD THEME my favourite song editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09839DpTctU
arslan ahh
>>545051710Yes Tekken lost a very distinct eerie touch as the story diverged more and more from mythology into pure shounen power fantasies of Kamen Rider transformations and power ups.
rank inflation is kinda nuts noi was fujin s1 and this time around i had like 90% winrate getting here
>>545052473You are 8 ranks under what you were
>>545052473Or maybe you just got better?
>>545051710>tekken 4 ruined tekkenwe know
>>545052586shut the fuck up retard
>>545052131>the 70s were half a century agodamn niggas be unc af
Is Tekken Emperor Beginner ranks?
>>545052578that seems like an exaggeration but i assume s1 fujin is like tekken king now?>>545052586i most assuredly did not
>>545052131Can you post that old song again I complimented you on a few days back? I forgot to save it. It was some guitar with male lyrics I think.
hop on nigga
>>545052976>i most assuredly did notIf Fujin was your max rank in S1, and you got to Fujin now with 90% win rate, that means you've improved.
>>545052908It's the start of intermediate ranksGoD is the start of high ranks>>545052976They literally added 8 more ranks so... in a way you are literally 8 ranks below what you were.
>no free chat in VF5 lobby to tell noob farming bitch to fuck offsuffering
>>545052994comfortably num,careless whispers, man who sold the world? idk im drunk when i post these i dont remember
>>545053783No nevermind
i kneel snkgods..
>>545053089why does this man use eye shadow.
I won't be hopping on anything besides the next Virtua Fighter project, "nigga"
im beginner ranks shit parents
what about female penis
kinda funny that of all the characters in the game it's leo who feels the most like bryan gameplay wise, not the fellow hulking muay thai guy or any of the edgelords
Fahk is going to solo ganbang both Jun and Lili at the same time, and there is nothing Jin can do about it.
lol nice fantasy, cuck. jin's taking all
imagine having one muay thai fighter and it's pakluman
>>545056090He's asian + he's had super roid treatment, his dick must be microscopic.
>>545049371playing subs is the most tilting thing in the world because of the massive mental stack of playing a character you're not comfy with and your opponents retarded supotimal gameplay that you can't deal with due to the mental stack
>>545056421Roids make your balls smaller, not the dick.
i thought i was GoD because latin americans have low IQ it turns out im emperorgonna quit cya
virtua fighter will fix it all
>get called unchow over is it
>>545057842get over it, unc
>>545010265how does he keep getting gayer
They don't know I'm GoD1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM
average iq
>>545027146>john karate, bob krav maga, susan blonde, ching chong pong and sumo tanakayeah im thinkin kino.
I need to fuck a tranny
>>545056772can we play
fags
we condone homophobia here Murray
blud said can we play and then was met with silence :skull:
>>545062151gay nightclub shooter 2. fergus's worst fear.
HEIHAAAAAAAAAAAACHI
>>545060943surethang i was eatin lul
you have 47 seconds to defend your (retarded) decision to play t*kken 8 instead of having a blast with meth.
blackheart losin it playin steve
i do not play shit game
>>545063617This is why I only do amphetamine at most twice a year. That high dopamine burst is not good for you. Hitler took daily amphetamine and it gave him Parkinson's. It's a similar mechanism to the development of Parkinson's with high dopamine bursts burning out the neurons and thus conditions for Parkinson's are made.
>>545063617gonna do a derivative meme with it
>>545063950why
>>545064175says his it's his hardest GoD1 run yet he's struggling
>>545064093do we agree? honestly im a little offended he thinks his game's visual WUBWUBWUB can look anywhere near as bad as ours.
>>545064175Play the character and find out :)
this placeaint no such thingas civilized
>play temu 8yeah not doing that
>play tekken 8
blud just said play t8 oh my days
now we're talking
>>545063556doing something else now, another timeare you still in eu?
nigtek 8
>>545065353yessir, are you the jin playah i played wid before?
>>545065756good one lad. sending to m*rray.
i checked a replay against xiaoyu because i have no idea what she does and man this guy was really mashing on every single -9still worked out for me in the end. also didn't know that little kick she does is fucking -18, i was using a -13 punish
Where are the all the fuckerman haters at.Mulgold is really him
shat up nigga
imagine some niggas waitin outside mulgold house to beat the fuck out of him for playing fahkumram
>nigga imagines niggas jumping niggas
>asuka's neutral is throwing out random safe launchers to see if one hitscool
>>545066123yeah but I'm not actually a jin player
someone just won $1.5 million dollars winning a CotW tournament that like 7k people watched
money laundering is a beautiful thing
im gonna become schizophrenic if i keep playing xiaoyu
im so ugly i actually still get surprised by how fucking ugly i am when i look in the mirror sometimes. like i think i know and am used to how ugly i am and then WHAM what the hell was that haha. jin main ofc.
people also win the lottery all the time and statistically, most lottery millionaires played the lottery less than 5 times in their lives
@grok verify this
just be.e. urself
statistically most lottery winners played lottery more than zero times
statistically lottery winners are paid actors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwEK846Aokc
>>545070132@grok explain it to me
When girls tell me I look better with a beard I think its just a polite way of saying i'm ugly and making less of my face visible is an improvement. Lee main if that matters.
>>545070191
your opponent just went low 4 times in a roware you ducking?
women don't talk to me at all
>>545070661murray destroyed this man.
>>545064687I don't touch br*tish characters
>>545071083i dickjab, no blocking in this game
i do not let they/them go low more than twice
>>545070626youre literally me
Today I mashed with Lars and strangely had fun. Shame about that shit ass hair, he could be my boy without that garbage
>>545071083i hopkick after every low to keep them honest
harda and murphy could never do something so sovlful at twt
what were they thinking with this redesign
>>545072731ITS MA'AM
>>545072462thats because all iterations of tekken are shit
>>545072462>Soul calibur>tekken>the last dragon ball slopAnd the fourth game is ....????
>south america god is europe tg is this for real
where do I find a friend to teach me if I'm a newcutie
>>545074059their first fighter ofchttps://youtu.be/dflrFE0h7Jg
>>545074169just jump in ranked or in the xbox avatar lobby shit
>>545074169Who do you play lil nigga?
>>545069541fucking same dude i try to not look at myself at all times. I always imagine how better my life could've been if I were a girlreina main btw
>>545074169are you the alisa newfag tranny?do the tutoriallearn what frames and punishment islearn alisa moves and the inputs for themlearn some super basic and easy combos do f2,1+2 and f2,1 a lotwatch this video when you're comfortable doing the basic stuff https://youtu.be/7dgtXQiP7J4?si=FoPpPKGFQtWLV__J (t7 but it still applies now)
>if I were a girlthere's still time bro
>>545074169general guide videos are your best friend as a newcutiejust don't fall for the snake oil content creators
i check discords for data because the internet is dogshit these days and i've noticed something funny in that every single main discord unironically believes their character is mid to low tier, needs no nerfs and in fact could use some QoL changeseven dragunov and anna
the crowd sourced balancing in this game is one big prisoners dilemma you don't wanna be the guy that believes everyone will take the fall together just to get fucked alonejust downplay with the rest of them and lie lie lie until you've gaslit yourself too
>>545074863its too late for me broski
Devil Jin is unironically garbage tho, so the discords are right
deh
yesh he sure is *winks* we got them good bro haha
samsara and b4also both heatsmashesalso the 20 homing midsalso the fly stanceshut up
>>545075039bryan niggas keep it real
these european niggers run away all game what a nigger boringfest server
i once defended against a dvj so hard he literally gave up mid game, rematched, lagged for a bit and then he always had the faster moves and was even ducking random jabsmodern players really are a special kind of pathetic
blyan? too muchi lisktaunt beck 4 very hardmess up taunt spam get regular throw almost dieplease buff kamsamnida
>>545075746maybe you should stop pressingno tracking whatsoeverall of them are slow as fuckjust sidestep and float nigga
fucking pajeet plugged the second i demolished him
thank you fittingJemeniah very cool
the humiliation ritual known as my life continues
>>545074262>jump in ranked>get RAPED raw 10 times in a rowI know gitgud type shit but i need some direction>>545074547Reina seems to fit my style so I'm trying to learn her>>545074839I watched the basic stuff and now I can't fucking stop using the 112. Feels like the safest way to punish someone because I don't know the fucking framedata of any other characters. I also getting fucked because i attack too much and i can't make myself block more often. getting fucked a lot because of it>>545074868but how do I know if someone makes actually something useful and not snake oil
Imagine talking about Devil Jin mids and having anything positive to say about them
i like how 90% of newcomers start with reina then branch out to a character they actually like
all tekken 8 newcomers flopped
>reina>newcomersure
>>545077410really? i chose her because she looked and sounded cool, then I learned about stance shit and she got me interested even more because she seems to "teach me how to play tekken". also I can mash safely so that's niceits like whenever I practice some combos and other shit I just forget EVERYTHING i practiced and it turns to mashing lol
just fought a beginner running a script that creates a lag spike when he whiffed https://www.twitch.tv/scarwork
>>545077649you picked her because cool hot asian bitch that shoots lightning but as you play more and try more characters you'l find out her archetype is done in a much more fun way by two other characters or you will decide you actually don't want to get carpal tunnel playing a party masher and pick a different character you enjoy and vibe with
now that I am officially a high tekken emperor player, should I visualize myself as a scrub new player beginner masher or should i view high emperor as a good rank?
normies really don't know how much shit you can codethey think scripts are literally magic when it's basically just letting a program run things automatically with variablesi dont code btw
alright nwords listen up because im only going to say this once
DIEH
>>545077883i agree it's probably true but y'know liking the character itself is a huge part of maining someone lol. i remember fucking my friends with bob and armor king in 6give me some examples of aggressive niggers? i also liked dragunov and steve
https://www.twitch.tv/bobross
you mean the streamer is cheating? yes, definitely he has weird side steps and absolutely no gamesensehe just fought a bryan and there were a few sus interactions
meds, all of you
>>545077293>but how do I know if someone makes actually something useful and not snake oilnot always true but most of the time character specific youtubers are shit and character discords are full of delusional people you only really know for sure with experience thoughthere's this old playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o26Ij7uStxo&list=PLVUxFFfCtDtkd3n0J8taq-MknCWaP6naW&index=1 that was for the previous games but this is a legacy franchise so a lot of it still appliesofc it doesn't have anything related to heat so that kinda sucks but it has a lot of the basic stuff that's useful to know and understand so it's a start at least
>>545078194maybe you should stop pressing at minus
there was a lag spike that made my jabs get blocked he auto lag spikes on whiff so he can whiff over and ove again
take your meds nigga
i've also met whiff laggers so i believe you
>>545078806my gameplan was that i landed my jabs so i was plus, my brain wasn't processing the possibility of them being blocked
my meds? I take yours too LUOLMFAOKEKEED
>>545078039use the default outfit
The lidia found him out and is scrubbing him
im just a tekken emperor goopmaster... I must accept my new or my real place i'd probably be down in tekken king in korea... it's just the genetic variability and game-density of regions... wellp feeling like a pro gamer talented guy is over for me... i guess it's not that bad it's an intermediate rank as they say... my latinamerican IQ was revealed and my journey of feeling like a GAWD is over... feelsbad but I'm just an emperorgloop and that's... fine? I guess i have to grind i dont know if i will ive seen a lot of people in this server with like 8k games that play pretty decently at tekken emperor and i dont wanna be that much of a no lifer for no reward at all also i dont enjoythe game most of the time i guess i dont know what to do from this point on that my self image as a tekken god has been crushed
Nigga if you can't even hit confirm a jab string on your main then I don't want to see how bad you are at hit confirming kazuya's 1,1,2
Can we stop talking about Tekken please I find it perturbing.
today because of random energy shifts i woke up without the ability to process things like that or glyph blemish some dayus i can other days i cant also i was cursing everyone i played against the entire time for being "beginner mashers" so my mind isn't particularly clear i hate how emotional this game is regarding how performance varies due to emotional state
>>545078246if you like aggressive stance bullshit then something like Lidia. Drag is aggressive but not stance based, just regular based
scarwork owns you buddy
>lardo isn't punishing shit>random side steps that somehow work>just mashes and wins after getting absolutely fuckedyeah, fatso has a toggleyou were frauded lingschizo
damn, you really ragequit in round 1 after a single CH?
He deleted his post in miliseconds so I'm not surprised desu
scarGAWD
i don't know what to eat
twas just the straw that broke the camels back
>>545079625are there any other kinds? like.. stance, regular etcetc......
I think I play too much against people that I can beat easilyI need to find someone that can beat me up so I can improve more but I feel like I'd be a bother wasting their time
any1 else concerned for phidx he been streaming a lot of 2xko we're not losing him are we
>>545080398he's losing all his money to lilypichu
>GAISE THE SCRIPTS AINT WORKING THIS LIDIA IS JUST A MASHER GAISE HE ALWAYS DOES THE SAME THING HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING ELSE GAISE!this guy is tklmao
>>545077293https://streamable.com/kl92bs
>>545080398>eceleb shitzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>545080398he's just trying to see if anything sticks. riot has a shitton of money so if 2xko were to go big being le epic educational streamer for it would be very profitable but it doesn't seem like it's happening
2xko still in early access this isn't its REAL form yet trust the processtwo million will sign up for 2XKO EVO 2026
>>545080760makes sense... i don't think he likes t8 ...
even if 2lol1ko had a 10m prize pooli still wouldn't give a shit
goo goo gaa gaa - asuka mains
>>545080632average king player
>>545081243nobody likes t8 i've seen happier ww1 soldiers in trenches in history books than the average t8 streamer during a ranked sessionthat being said i dont think phiddy gives a single fuck what he plays. he just wants to find something that goes big and become a big streamer there. it's why he immediately goes balls deep in whatever new game comes out and then if it doesn't work out he drops it
I pick my mains based on how cool their wall combo is so I play Lee and Drag
i was hit from behind and i confirmed it.kazuya main btw
i like tekken 8i just don't like what they've done with it
ok but how does that change the fact that Paradox won again and will live another decade?
im in one of my moods reina poster get the hell in here and be a friend to me
I’ve just recently started playing and picked up yoshimitsu in ranked but when I’m going against ppl like king or law I legit get annihilated and it feels like I do no damage is yoshimitsu the issue or are these guys just the meta I always run into them (for clarification I’m on t8 and rank garyu if that helps at all)
Recommend me a new main tekcucksI press randomly when minus and cant play mashimasAlso I am transgender if that matters
i think if they made heat a universal install that had to be earned by actually being aggressive and dialed back on s2 changes, the game would be savedi believe heat as an install you had to earn was the original concept but they scrubbed it because it was similar to the super bar of SF
>>545082658bryan
>>545082178yea that makes sense. he's smart.i'll miss him tho. his videos were pretty good overall. like old aris tier of quality when it comes to teaching things.
no giving Tekken a meter bar would be shit everybody hated meter characterssimply making it so heat smashes do not interact with the stage at all and removing the wall splatting ones would go a long way, plus making heat burst immediately put you at max tailspin so you can't tailspin again then buff backdashes across the board a bit and this is probably a lot more playable
europeaniggers play mindgames and i live in a continent with retards and i am 105 iq retard from 36 year old parents so i will try to have to adapt my no mindgame playstyle to this shit
I know freedx irl and I'm pretty sure he'd rather be in Passchendaele in 1916 inhaling chlorine gas for fun than playing Tekken 8He only plays it because its what his community revolves around and he has 1/5 the viewers when playing riotshitI've legit watched this man break down and cry over what happened to this game and the first and only time I saw him happy since 2024 was when he was playing Tekken Tag Tournament 2 instead
>>545082658GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!
im honestly wondering if they're even cooking up an update for season 3 or if they'll just go compretery deddu after ogretitties and announce EoS after a couple months into 2026
>>545083234tell him that i'm a big fan and i'm down to be fucked by him once my hrt is over
>>545082658start with the Greeks
im losing to beginners ove and over again
>>545083840More aggression and chip damage
tomorrow will be better
its such a shamei want to play this game but the state of it gives me a panic attack when i think about reinstalling
>>545084176they say that, when it's not
losing to beginner mashers
jab spam is actually aids in this game unless you have a punch parry. backdash doesn't exist so you're forced to hard read and duck...
harada and murray could have done this but they lost their SOVL
>>545084547forgot to mention that those are warframe developers and that i'm gay
>>545083840Probably S3 and then a T9 announcement at evo
Armor King is the easiest most braindead character for imbecilesYou can win by doing random overpowered fullscreen attacks with pushback but if you lab the gimmicks he's invincible
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ncis6fIXQW8ya heard
>>545080398I think phdx should stop streaming, his youtube stuff is fine but watching his stream is fucking pathetic, he can't handle chat bants and is literally arguing with people wo have no voice, it takes you so out when he goes on a rant because some random retard said something you didn't even read but the autistic sperg is making a thing on stream instead of just letting it fade into the abyss, hes not build for streaming
>>545085192The raging over chat banter is a lame bit because he wants to be like aris
why the fuck this game is so weird that sometimes you don't "feel" the game so basically the way you play is very rigid and like you're following a script of like "heh he did pushbakc move i do long move" heh he did low here i duck here heh i did low before now i do mid heh it iddnt workwith like no nuance it's like a boring meanignless lkogical puzzle that doesnt workbut the very same day you could be "feeling" the game and everything makes sense you have fun play in creative ways you react to whiffs duck stringsall wthin the same day you can drastically alter the way you play like from GoD 1 to Tekken Emperor level in the same day due to "feeling" it doesn't make any fucking sense
I just played against a good fahkumram and it feels like playing a rhythm game against a boss character
>>545082658Asuka, Xiaoyu or Lidia, they kept me occupied a while
>>545086416Mishima brainwashedHe literally has to win two rounds
>>545085950are you asking why people flowchart?
confidence hypnosis
>>545086807you dont get the feeling sometimes you "feel" the game like there's a kind of magic and some other days it's a logical dry slog where you suck dick and react slow to everything?
its really difficult to not feel just tired when thinking about playing the game
I frankly wonder what the fuck is wrong with the lingschizo there's no way this is a bit
im just talking about the game whats wrong with me i live in a internet gaming addiction loop basically luckily im not mentally ill but i have severe issues regarding addiction/doing nothing all day
im addicted to men
i am mentally ill and i've turned my tekken addiction to artthe joke is that to do art you have to be mentally deranged or it wont worktekken just made it worse
the reina twin towers with the 911 predictive programming on the book drawing you did earlier had me mirin
https://scatbooru.co.uk/images/20/a9586c45327179a17ad190b4ecb3b70f89495f68.pngwhich one of yall commissioned this
>>545088217i'm not a lidia fan
disgusting
lili's fantasy
blud lurks scatbooru.co.uk
made a grilled cheese sandwich and took something not even scat could ruin this
asuka when i show her my pokemon card collection (i dont have a single card)
get help
>>545089325stop cheating
>>545089325no one wants to play against ling, dude. play a real character and you get rematches
boke but i give her a big french smooch
why arent you kissing her on the mouth its even open
im kissing her butthole
wakattenai nee
shikata ga nai
can we get a stinky lili commission next time please
can we not
but any image of lili is a stinky one
where the fuck is the anna scat
I woke up with laryngitis and now sound like Marge Simpson.
Why can't you retards just be normal
>>545091794this is what tekken 8 does to the brain.
this is my normal
too bad im stuk witht his character grueling shit
i only win in 3am queue because my brain takes 10 hours of gameplay to warm up because my parents had me at 35 another reason is that 3am queue is filled with low impulse control low IQ retards so they're easier to beat no offense 3am queue i love you guyswhy i love them? because 3am queue tekken players are like the stoners in the back of the class who failed at life but are pretty coolnormal hour queue players are just nasty normies who bully you and go on to graduate like faggots
beerus was the only good thing that came out of super.
found the new mainmanhttps://www.twitch.tv/kaplurf
I am considering playing azucena
>>545092667>top anythingywnbaa (adrian)
how am I supposed to cope with knowing I will never be loved
i love you
no one is ever lovedyou are just tolerated until people can get nothing out of you anymorelove is not real
>>545094526God loves you, brother
>>545094526keep on truckin
being unloved doesnt compare to being average intelligence or well it's the same thing really being average intelligence leads to that path
keep posting on tekgen things will sort out eventually
s2 xiaoyu is the most boring character in fighting game history uninstalled
im good wit europeean tekken gawd i dont enjoy the game at all uninstalled
>7k games for a worthless pngyou got like 3k hours or something?damn
>>545097278when you reinstall you have to recache everything and it's annoying as fuck
well i thought i was good like maybe i could go to tournaments but im like mid tekken god or low tgs at best in eu ranked so there goes that lel i guess i could get good still but im very very far away so its like what for either way its whatever it was more like a far away hypothetical that sounded kinda cool but not like i was actually trying to get there hmm yeah its like 1.3k hours but most are idle afk or in customization mode ROFL hmm what can i say yeah ill probably be back in two days or something but yeah s2 xiaoyu is sooooo boring it serves me well i picked her for the wrong reasons maybe i should relearn the game on kazuya from scratch i cant play tekken with this shit just random shit after random shit thats where im at it kinda sucks but not the end of the world i mean it was stimulating at least i can say that much just a very very boring character unfortunately she was fun on s1 and i was like "i found my character!" but turn s2 with the hp going to 200 it's the most boring shit imaginable
didn't read
I guess this ninjakilla guy is the real deal huh
>>545098049Nobody is less fun than Kazuya
im a sodomite
>>545083840they're gonna go complete radio silence after miarymark my words
>>54508384010 hour stream of Harada slumped over before abruptly turning off after squeaky shuffling can be heard offscreen.
Miary will be perfect for people who are bad at every Tekken skill (mashing, spacing, reactions, mindgames, etc) but are good at Tekken (because of some unspecified reason)
murray zo will flop harder than fahmurraym
haha i ordered food again i love eating
>>545083840They'll pump out more low effort battle passes but it will stop refunding you fully on completion.
still up at 5am skin disorders being triggered
i think only reina and azu (to a certain degree) has gotten some positive reception victors already gotta a bad rep with the normiesfakh is a literal who? people groan at lidia but still jerk off to her
>jerk off to herthat's just you buddy
yea and?
im a fucking loser
lidia is the village toilet. and a butt face man
if i ddnt have average intelligence id be reading chemistry books for fun instead of playing tekken
never liked chemistryfuck is an ionic bond and why the fuck is it shaped like that
damn i wanna shit down lidias throat now
you just know niggas here who talk about scat and pegging are british
i guess lidia really did steal that anon's heart
what is blud posting
According to lore, Lidia's husband is called Nick and is from the UK.
Nick Ger?
Why do you think they call Lidia brain dead and a fraud? Because she can literally snatch the round off of anyone with one move.
Why did Lidia become prime minister? Because she could embezzle money better than her peers.
heihachi impregnated lidia she just doesn't know it yet
Lidia made "theft" illegal; it will now be called "breathing".
heh
yoshi is tricky, but he really isn't THAT bad
aren't apes and monkeys two separate species
fix devil jin negro
>>545105574sounds accurate to me
if you nerfed her she'd be weaker than heatless lidia
>>545105574>fahk>real tekkenLMFAO
>>545105942kino
How come i never see DJ players use the default black suit with the coat, it looks stylish, its always some cringe inducing shirtless custom
i honestly only feel like playing tekken when playing against kaz, lee, jack and yoshimitsueveryone else just has infinite pressure with infinite casino with infinite god moves
blud tried to sneak in yoshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qknkK07DuUsjoin up
shant
are we watching iem chengdu
yes#letsgofalcons
its crazy how those no name japaniggers are so tight and snappy like the jun option selecting that eddy chimpanzee and yet theyre still pools materail its truly impossible to get significantly good at tekken
i thought you were talmbout japanese girls
yeah the tight part sounded sexual
those are korean girls lad
>>545107028it ruins my immersion because the wings just phases through the coat with no holes or anything like that.also they robbed us of a version without the coat, instead we get some sleeveless abomination
>>545108791arr rook same
>>545109201>it ruins my immersion because the wings just phases through the coatI mean that happens to kaz in heat too and it will happen to reina in the future too, personally doesn't bother as this whole devil shit is already silly itself
what mmo we playin
>>545109732ff14, as always
Also the lazy fucks at Bamco still won't allow Jin to wear a hood but Reina can for some reason.And I'm betting that you still can't color his T3 flame pants.
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/g23XT_U_NHY
>>545110139>forward and back then forward and backThis pretty much describes T8 so far perfectly....can't wait to move backwards with season 3 again....
season 3 will fix everything
Japanese dojohttps://www.youtube.com/live/qknkK07DuUs?si=Sv8BE-QgucCIKwGQ
shan't be watching
season 3 won't fix my desire to play
>>545107812>>545110395
should they just give up and do T9 already?
if nakatsu is still gonna direct tekken 9 then they should just shutter the studio and give up on tekken
niggas out here playing mmos like tekken didn't ruin their life enough
fuck murray fr my niggas
Nigga playing party crasher
I fucked a shemale
OH NO NO NO!!!https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/1on2i0x/top_indian_player_xinigami_stopped_at_immigration/
if he was a tekken player he would have been given free lodging and a virgin
>>545116076holy based skorea
You guys know how to play Lars? Been mashing but I barely know what I'm doing. Apparently he has three stances despite all of them looking the same to me. Honestly just a list of keymoves would go a long way. B4 is apparently really good and I don't understand why for example
>>545116590b4 used to do a throw on counterhit, now it does a throw on normal hit with an extra inputit's a fast, safe, high reward mid
>>545098250his problem is he lives in NA and already reached their ceiling and that's not enough to beat KR/PK
>>545116590>Been mashingyou're playing correctly then
>>545117409shadow made 5th or something in twt finals, region isn't a good enough excuseaside from not traveling much NK seems to lose one early and has to win 80 losers matches
>>545117919you are only as good as your competition so it's not even an excusefor shadow hitting that 5th is an exception while for the real top players it's the expectation and you don't wanna be shadow in this case
>>545049759nope just porn
>>545118342imo he just needs to travel a lot more and he'll be setdude is really good
>>545049759Anna raping Steve in front of his mom (Nina)...
I don't even care if I go without a woman's touch anymore. It wouldn't mean anything anyway.
sadly nina doesn't care about her son
I exposed myself
what we tell em
>>545119806what shoes is knee wearing
How do you pull a hot goth/alt bitch?
I'm so fucking addicted to this shit game, I spent the entire weekend in my bedroom rambling about how my opponents are braindead scum but now I can't focus at work because I just wanna go home and play more even though I'll probably hate it xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaaa
1. be attractive2. talk to one
>>545120153become a drug dealer
>>545120101nike airmax dn8
sometimes I feel like my life is a truman show and my opponents are losing on purposethere's no way I'm actually winning games against people and ranking up, this is all a ruse
im a halfwit
how does mailman have significantly more following than any other person in tekken?
they always say keep it in your pants and I thought they were talking about sex but now I know they were telling me dont expose myself im so stupid I exposed myself
early adopter + lolcow energy + consistent schedule + greenbu affirming + plays all the popular characters
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQq_BbyNEpM
he is the only one who kept going no matter what
tekken ruins lives>>545121318he tells bluebie Kaz and Bryan mains that they'd be god if they played female characters
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the pain of being held back by the virtual penis of my character...
>>545119806I swear kingjae was at least average height when I met him
game's mid desu
>>545122046lilimain btw
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