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Teio!
This will be a wonder a cute thread.
>marked
I forgot about No Fap November so I didn't have a tactical wank on the 31st but I was reminded of No Fap November today so now I can't jerk off.
>run a day-long shilling campaign for /uma/ club>still have three empty spotsdanchou says he will open an onlyfans if we get top 30 this month please join asap
>>545008754It's nonstop nut november now
>>545008754I remembered an hour too lateI knew what I wanted to jerk off to beforehand, and now it's just sitting in my tabsUntil December...
>>545008782I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING RETARDED FACE
>>545008754It's No Nature November nowYou do have three real aces for Leo, right?
Digitan LOVE
>>545008760You need to wait 24 hours! There are plenty of anons who cannot join clubs due to cooldown.
>>545008770>they
>want to join uma&co>their description has an """optional""" discordcome the fuck on man
>>545009091Uma&Co does not have a discord
>>545008893(nta) Yes. One of them is Nature. Low win rate in public rooms though.
>>545008760what's the quota
Nature Nut November it is
>everyone talking about riko/rice>nobody talking about Full Armor Matikanefukukitaru
>>54500917564million pretty much a bit over 2mill a day.
didn't Neicha break her losing streak record in a november race.
>>545009123you're telling me this isnt a discord?
>>545009307OH NO NO NO NO BROSSSSSSSSS?
i decide my cm team based on which uma i get spooked by
>>545009307Danchou, care to explain?
>>545008760Count me in, i have 90m last month
>>545009307UMAGROK IS THIS REAL
We could get Forever Young as MC for season 4
>>545009398pretty sure he's in the thread so you can post ID and hopefully get an invite
>>545009307You can't get to 1 billion fans without making some enemies.
joining s-rank is crazy, do you really want to do 2x fans (compared to a+) for 3 extra pulls
it is funny how cygames is taking japanese horses into foreign races because foreigners dont care about japan cup anymore
>>545009493I do 2x fans anyway regardless of what club I'm in
>>545009309nta but you act as if upsets are immpossible
>>545009123they just made one todayright after I rejoined :(
How many points do they give you at the end of a career?I am at my very last training turn, my speed is 1153, I'm wondering if I should train it +30 to make sure it hits 1200 or if all those free points they give for winning the URA will be enough to make it hit 1200
>>545009493S-rank is just making sure your TP gauge never fills up. If you seriously can't do 2m a day even while keep TP below 100, there's something wrong you're doing in careers.S+ is what's insane because you have to do 3m a day minimum.
>>545009307embarrassing
>>545009183my dick twitched at natie's pose like a pavlovian dog. it's so fucking over
>>545009594Train speed to secure it and also increase power.Last amount of points depends on your bond with Aoi and the director.
>>545009594if you're go into the 3 URA rounds, it's easily at least 50 points to everything. 12x3 + ~20 from director and ending events
>>545009307I guess the Co stands for cord
>>545009493I never fan run and clear 60m a month. I just use all my tp
i will now marry the brathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMpj-lNBGzE
>>545009240I will use my 50 daily rolls foe her!Eishin left me dry...
>casual /uma/ clubs are dead in a month or so>real /uma/ clubs are actually just discord ERP clubshmmm........ I'm starting to notice...
>>545009620No it isn't desu. It depends on your luck with Ace runs and how often you decide to upgrade your TT team.
>>545009493I still don't have A+ Uma...
Does Almondlove have a discord...
>>545009594Depend. Around 12-14 for winning + 10 if maxed Etsuko friendship + 15 if maxed yayoi friendship +5 more for reaching good end. So 30-40 something give or take
>>545009785Mambo is still going strong, despite other claims!
>>545009594A bit less than 40 for the Finals and the stat bonus at the end. Assuming the friendships are maxed
>>545009861OnlyFans
>>545009785NOOTICING
>>545009887>+ 10 if maxed Etsuko friendshipholy gaslight
>>545009906are there open slot left? i still have like 3 hrs left on my cd
>tfw a good run>1000-something speed before ura start>all other stats in order>alright, a couple rainbows and my ace is set>0 rainbows in ura
>got desired stats>kitasan AND creek didn't even appear it's even a double circle parents for fucks sakethanks cyjews
>>545008479>A rankAlmondLove has 1 spot for an active player. Drop your ID for an invite.
>>545010003If you don't have 1100 by the time URA Finale starts, it's over.
Is she CM ready?
>>545009307how else are we supposed to set up the penis inspection anon?
>>545009493>play a lot for parents and aces>join other anons doing the same>all a sudden my high fan count actually matters>it takes two 20 minute fan-focused careers a day for me to make the minimum if I really don’t feel like playing>literally less than 1 hour of playtime required to be in a top club>the carats are just a bonus at this pointyeah it’s pretty nice for me not gona lie>>545009785>>545009972the top two /uma/ clubs have no discord howeverbeit
>>545010045The danchou of this club is a qt.
Is chrono down? Why do I have zero hits? These reqs arent that bad
>>545010071anon your skills
>>545010071corner connoisseur is certainly a choice. Slightly low power imo. No reliable accel means death
Just started a couple days ago. Is there a meta or can you karenfag any Ura as long as the support cards are right?
>>545010087I wanna go back to my S club so bad already.
>>545009982Probably not I'm afraid. I am sure danchou will make another post something opens up.
>>545010193If you have the right cards you can play any uma.*you don't have the right cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKl4XADM-gM
>>545010151Fall runner is very uncommon currently.
>>545010193yes support cards are more important
>>545009785the two top /uma/ clubs don't have a groomercord
>>545009493i was in A club on september and did 50m kinda slacking, but i knew i could do better so i jumped right at a S club, so yeah for ke it was worth it
>>545010087>>545010376/uma/club shills
>>545010151Why are you looking for Sunny days tho, it's one of the worse green skills so I don't bother trying to get it on my parents
>>545010376>he's outside the cliquekek
>an egirl seduced uma&co danchou into making a Discord serveryou can't make this shit up, bros.
>>545010151Protip: search for races that give the desired green instead of skills, they tend to be more common.
Half anniversary is nice and all but all the QOL drops, guts revamp, scenario revamps make 1st anniversary update the umamusume update of all time.
>>545010193There is a meta for umas, but if you don't have good support cards/parents to back them or don't build them right, it doesn't matterI've seen non-meta umas like Biwa and Rice sweeping some public rooms for this CM
>>545010087>>545010376>they weren't invited to danchode's diddy partyGrim
>>545010376The top uma musume clubs all have Discords and organized runs.
>>545010426NTA but it is kind of a big deal that /vg/ can have two top clubs in the sea of discord-ridden top 100 clubs
STOP THE COUNT
>>545010743top 100 is the top 3000 players, it's not that surprising
>>545010674I got invited to Danchou's corporate event on his private island. The private jet had wifi for grinding fan runs during the trip. He had plenty of fillys for the taking
>>545010759>not above 505kyou're DONE
>>545010565>hustles danchou into moving to a platform where she can draw more attention to herself more easilyrumao imagine falling for ningen woman tricks
>if you win you become an Umawell anon what are you waiting for
>>545010804>>not above 505kphew
some nigger in my club's discord keeps bragging about selling accounts for 40$ a pump, how do i tell him he's brown and keep my spot
>>545010845she's the new pass around
>>545011076What would the umaverse version of this beis uma musume a sports game series like TRACEN2K2026
>>545010759>>545010804Guessing the line will be 502-503k. 504k+ should be safe. 501k- is dead.
>>545011253plaese stop posting tikeschizo I'm scared
>>545011253
>>545011230>Winning post is just a trainer simulation game including a R-18 Umapyoi patch
its fucking over
it's a parent run
>>545011253Genuinely horrible post
>>545011253AMAZING POST
>>545011253this is what Tosen Jordan sees when she wakes up
>reading up on new scenario>Riko doesn't just give the "date, or no dates" options like Tazuna does when she opens up dating>instead she gives "date", "no dates", and also a third option which is "date and give you Ramp Up, but there is a coin flip chance she agemasens you and closes dates off entirely right then and there"What spawn of satan at cygames designed this card?
ERP is a modern culture of gaming. Accept it.
>>545011253dios mio... boleta ganador...la demonio impía del derby...
>>545011834fuck off danchou i'm not joining it
>>545011253I laughed, post more dahby
will they include his ICONIC tongue pose in the uma musume version?
>>545010759I'm safe
>*sips*
Will we be getting a 3* uma selector ticket/voucher this anni too (either free or paid) or just support? If yes, will I be able to get Eishin with it?
>>545011972
>>545011834it kind of loses its charm when you realize it's a bunch of fat sweaty thirty somethings men doing it umamusume
Danchou I’m so burned out… how much longer till we get the auto player…
>>545011992if you mean this half anni, unless they change it like the 100 rolls, noand even if they did, no eishin it'd probably be up until like gold citythere will be a paid ticket on anni and it goes up until tamamo cross
Grass Wonder be like: TUMULT TUMULT TUMULT MOOD DOWN LOL
How the fuck do i get rid of "Not Ready" from doto
>>545012315It's because she deleted her uma account.
>>545012327Try to play the game.
>>545012327It will automatically remove itself.
https://youtu.be/R5gk9S3JETY
As a F2Pbro I hope this is worth it
>>545012478anon...............
How the fuck do I get rid of "Retard" from Bakushin?
>>545012478Anyone who didn't double spark her bricked.
>>545009906Did you kick the flatliners before rewards?
How the fuck do I get rid of "Annoying Child" from Tokai Teio?
>>545012573I am not the bossNo he didnt after asking in club chat
>>545012478That's the most f2p friendly uma broJust having her is a guaranteed platinum with no effort. 4* means you're set for sure
>>545009307>uma&co>umancoThat's a pretty clever nameShame about being discordniggers
>>545012672it's cruel at this pointstop
>>545012508>>545012545>>545012672????????
Who are the /uma/ approved guide makers and sloptubers for Leo cup?
>>545012775meall me
these are what I like to call bipolar sparks
>>545012775Federico Tesio
>>545012271a shame... but thanks for letting me know. Guess I'll just let her spook me when rolling for oguri christmas and valentine outfits
>>545012775witgawd
>>545012672Ogurin would not say this.
Are the stakes hopeful?
>>545009307WHAT THE FUCKI DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS
>>545012930that's an impressive statline for the stakes16th place brocked sadly
The concerts are cringe ngl
>531 Speed>uhhh guys can we do Hopeful Faggot ass Tokai Teio posters.
>>545012384>>545012391Shes a double crown and im up to summer break and it's still there
>>545012327When she's ready, retard
>>545012979i've forgotten concerts are even in the game, skipped every single one
>>545012737You can enjoy her tits, story, or whatever. But if you want to win CMs don't expect you're smooth sailing
>>545012979You're cringe.
>>545012995It's only a chance of a -5 stamina post race event. It's not serious.
Oguri gaslighters we need a dicord to coordinate our gaslights. One of you guys should start a discord and post the link here. We won't call you a discord troon and tell you to kys I promise.
>>545010335why are those expressions so erotic
>>545012979You are cringe. How about that one?
>>545012976She did not job this time>>545012985Teio a cute
This motherfucker is eating all my clocks. She can't win even with 30 wins worth of skills
>>545012775https://youtu.be/jbZhjA_dSmc?si=zil5--Jsfzh3Qq3i
>>545012930doing hopeless stakes with more than 300 speed should be illegal thats just cheating
I'm so tired bros dancho keeps DMing me to show my penis for penis inspection day I just want to play video games.
>Ace run>Single rainbow (out of 3 speed cards) every 3 turns>Parent run>Triple rainbow every turnDogshit game
>>545013209A cute!
>>545013220your Power bwo? How are you gonna get a 3* Spark like that?
i only trust NTR chads
I've done so much parent runs that I can tell if my run is connected to a shit server with high latency and it's almost enough to make me end my run right there and there
Our danchou just said he's actually considering of creating a discord to hit A+... we only are a chill A club...
>>545013379How does discord magically help with A+
>>545010071no skills and low power
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>545013226this is like those math calculus videos i used to watch back in college
>>545013263huh? penis inspection is only during the middle of the month bwo
ButtSweat is recruiting! A casual /uma/ club, just play the game and it's all good. Kick after 7 days or long flat-lining at end of month.We even chat in the messy club system, at times, which has previously been an attraction for some reason. One spot open. First come first serve.
>I got baited into joining a discord club
>failed 1%>Don't overdo it!>failed rest>night owl>mood down>night owl mood down>haven't even done debut raceSometimes I just want to end a run early, I swear to God.
>>545013053What do you mean? S.maru was supposed to be must pull? How am I not gonna win CMs with her?
>>545013446t. oink
>>545013606It's just sour grape posting from shitters and lucklets anon, ignore them.
>danchodle makes an optional discord >don't join >ingame chat dies >There're only shoes and nothing else I hate danchodle-carbonara and his club so much.MARVELOUS SUNDAY
Every day until you like it
>>545013606she's strong, downside is she's a front runner with no built-in greens and shit affinity, making the whole groundwork thing pretty shitty to grind
if you CHUDS hate your clubs so much why don't you quit
>>545012252when they introduce the three goddesses as characters, so at least another 9 months
>>545013497People were shitting on the club I joined, saying it was a discord clubLuckily that doesn't seem to be the caseNot in the description, and hasn't been posted in chatIf danny cho wants to be a faggot on his own time that's on him, just keep it out of the club.
>>545010073>Not asking your umas to inspect it for youNGMI
>>545009091it is a non-mandatory, completely optional, chat replacement.PLEASE BELIEVE US!
>>545013606anon s. maru is for whales that want to do dozens and dozens of careers each CM grinding for parentsyou need S aptitude AND groundwork AND three greens on the uma with the 2nd worst affinity after urara, all while having no green skills built into her kitif you can make her work she's the strongest uma in the game, but you need to get incredibly lucky during your run even with the best cardst. whale that is barely managing to make her work
>>545013784Valentine Bourbon will fix this issue right?
>>545013903Tickezou wouldn't say this
>>545009183I hate Nice Nature
>>545011445I want to play, where do I download this game?
>>545013956yes, and the SMaru support card (that SMaru herself can't use sadly) falcon card also gets buffed to give groundwork on event, down the line groundwork farming becomes less shitty
>>545013731Sorry I'm loyal to my trainee
>>545013446Why ?
KILL TOKAI TEIO
marry and fuck ningens
>>545014324Not falling for it
...with love
>>545013953>>545013784I know her green/groundwork problems but they're really not that big of an deal in my opinion. You just grind it out, 3 borrows are enough for one passable front. Will it be the most optimal front? Of course not but it's strong enough.
>>545014324Impregnate ningens
>>545014086at the usual place, otherwise it's on steam but only for Jap regionyou will have to find a way to input full-width Katakana or Hiragana (Windows has Microsoft IME for that) and possibly change your locale to japanese
Genuinely curious but what is wrong with a club that has discord? You are not forced to join. It is simply there to track fan counts more organized. >B-b-but erpI believe people who immediately think of erp when it comes to this topic are actual trannies themselves. It's nothing different to IRC for fucks sake.
>>545014343fine, marry and fuck jobber umas then
>>545014441Eishin will protect me
>>545014481>It is simply there to track fan counts more organized.doxogenesis already solves this problem
>umapyoi between two ningenNot in this household
>>545014481IRC has soul. discord has AIDS.
>>545011253best post in 4chan right now
what it's the job of an officer club?
>>545014481we already have dox site for thatwhat more do you need
throwing car batteries into the ocean with tamtam!
>>545014490She is perfect, thanks
posting the better baseboy umaalthough cheval is a very respectable choice
>>545014645>Horses working on their IRL powercreep
>>545014490My trainee isn't a jobber
>>545014606Be the butt of all jannies jokes and invite people from the thread, if the need arises. You cant kick ppl
>>545014324ningenpyoi
>>545014695Thanks for the No Fap November boner killer bwo
>>545014695Ryan is actually super cute>the way she doki dokis during the claw game
>>545014757Aoi's butt is not that big, Riko's and Tazuna's seem right
>>545014530>Aoi almost keeping pace with Tazunais she really a ningen
>>545014757>ningen posting>posts green woman
>5 speed>only single rainbow run>also with a borrow
>>545014409>I know her green/groundwork problems but they're really not that big of an deal in my opinion.this is entirely dependent on whether you get lucky during parent runs, because you can't afford to scrape by with sub-par parents on smaru given her shit affinityanother thing is with fronts is that their consistency means that if you go up against another smaru made by someone with the resources to maximise her potential, you will lose far more often than if you were to simply build a f2p friendly late surger or pace chaser uma like oguri
>>545014606if danchuds invites low fancount shitters/flatliners you can remove his invites (he might get mad tho)
>>545014878She's canonically one of the strongest humans in umaverse
>>545014910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCvmws43FVQ
>>545014760>nnn faggot>hates mejiro ryanchecks out
>>545015009Lucky bastard…
advice? hows it looking? I know I need max speed but what skills should I be aiming for?
>it's another episode of groundwork spark with 1 star blue + style redI HATE RERUNS
Any clubs still recruiting? Looking to ditch my C+ club. I've got 100 mil fancount
>>545015075what did Helios mean by this?
i wasted one of my borrows taking a debuff deck into an ace run
>>545015275she wants your slipstream in her mouth
>>545015274/uma/club is S rank and looking for members.>>545008760
>>545014481The pro discord valid argument is that the ingame chat is absolute dogshit. Discord by itself is gay and for furries. The only reason they have a monopoly is because they fell upwards and the competition was even more incompetent.
>>545015241nimble navigator is pretty nice, maybe slipstream and playtime's over too
thank you creek
>>545015246Front runner reds aren't bad though, every point of wit matters for winning the positioning battle
JUST GIVE ME GROUNDWORK FUCKKKKKKKK
>>545015472greens doko
>>545015506It's pace chaser...
I'm sorry danchou, but I'm out
>>545015539right here
how do I tell danchou I wanna get kicked without hurting his feelings
>>545015572o-oh...
>>545015624I need Kris S in that outfit >>545015640Thats Orange
>>545015275she's just doing silly zoomer things.
>>545015707she's green
>>545015649Start spamming slurs
>>545015604>>545015649>more people are leaving clubs than joining themTHE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH ISN'T MEANT TO BE LIKE THISDANCHOU DO SOMETHING
>>545015442
>>545015649It's not like danchous are trying to keep their members hostages, r-right?
>>545015765No, Orange!
>>545014931If I play against a whale I should just accept my loss anyway, whale oguris are pretty scary too you know
>>545015649just don't unsubscribe from the onlyfans...
Tachyon makes me nervous
>>545016050my point is that you can succeed against people in your bracket as pace/late, and have a chance to beat whales, instead of succeeding against people in your bracket, and having no chance at beating whalesmy s. maru gets beaten by A-rank oguris and gold ships more often than I'd like to admit, because no matter how good you build her you still have to rely on her proccing angling and scheming
>be so lucky with umas that I don't care about winning CMs>win anyway
IRL Doto rockin' the winter coat, while eating grass. He's so fluffy now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUt2Aglhl1A
>>545015649Just ask, danchous are prepared to handle personnel.
If you still think your club doesn't have a D*scord at this point you should realize you just weren't invited
>>545015969
>>545015821Thanks for reminding me pixiv exists. I was able to get a lot of cute opera content for my folder.
>>545016495no problem
>>545015649bwo don't delude kidd yourself your danchou would kick you without a second thought, fuck his feelings
>>545016453>checked my umabox and danchou STILL hasn't sent me an invite linkwhat do i do?
I'm starting to think Oguriposters are the worst posters.
>>545016428My honses got their coats right now too. I gotta fatten up the old man though he's looking a little ribby.
>>545016610Threaten to cancel the OnlyUmas subscription
I'm entirely convinced my Super Creek runs are unlucky because she senses that I'm heavily against the baby play stuff. Creek please, I will do whatever you want if you let me build you up and win me CM4, I'll wear the bib and shit in the diaper, I will let you feed me whatever you cook and lick the plate clean. Just please
>>545016843>against baby play>wants to win CM4 with the baby play uma???
This twisted game needs to be reset.
>>545016954Maestro is free
next thread will be better
34195970cm leo room
What does an uma win if they win the breederscup
>>545017267What uma would Pixie train?
>>545017337a free breeding session with their trainer
>>545017337her torena receives the most potent aphrodisiac in existence, and will be tied up in a special hotel room chosen by the uma
>>545016612Rice wouldn't say this
>>545017337A sash and a trophy.
>>545017345
is base maya goodI'd like to build her but I never see anyone run herit's just bride debuffer
>fuck>fuck>fuck
>>545016612Should've realized when cingry season 2 started
>>545017521That was a dumb question from me
>>545017521
So if I create my own club I will have a month of no gibs no matter what
>>545017314interesting
>>545017575bocchi the rock!
>>545017604There is something about Sakura Laurel
>>545017604Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>545017701nyesbut you can make a burner account, create a club there, and then let it sit for a month before taking over with your main
>>545017720Oguri, take off your school uniform already.
>>545017701there's enough clubs already anyways
Will there be any reason to play URA after the new one comes out?
>>545017597her ult is inconsistent, she's a gamble horse.>need to be final corner>need to be blocked on the side for 2 seconds
>>545017770she does the fucking, not torena
>>545017314>>545017720need (1) more anon with 3 umas
>>545017597>is base maya goodher unique has shit requirements, BOFA is awful as gold, no built in greens for fronts, and no built in gourmand/planner for pace
>>545017575It's not the salt rock that I want to lick
>>545017856Yeah plenty
>>545017856Parent farming.Fans farming.
>>545017783I could do that>>545017851There isn't a G rated /uma/ club yet though
>>545017701should have made it 2 days ago
>>545017865Can't I just run her on NOT front then? The back positions are always contesting someone
which one is less shit?Is friendship bonus or mood effect better?
>>545017770Chitose is always the most assertive one from the Sakura clan
Fuck this. I'm just going to use my CM1 aces. B group is fine.
>>545015604W-What are they looking ?
>>545017720>the one kid at the beach field trip who didn't bring a swimsuit because their family is poor
>>545018039Taishin is better.Initial friendship and training effectiveness.Also not a SSR so there is no chain of events blocking your other SSRs.
>>545017948Do girls with large tits actually use them as a table for small items?
>>545018020I forgot to mention the other conditional>needs to be 1st, 2nd 3rdit won't activate til she pushes her way toward the front and then has an uma running alongside her
>>545018039Brian for general, Taishin for end closers
>>545018123>not being able to afford a swimsuitshe's just fat anon
>>545017979I was still hoping Danchud would kick the low earners 2 days ago. Instead he let a flatliner nigger that got kicked from his previous club in.
>>545018163oofalright, only run her on a dual front setup then
>>545018194Thats much better
>>545018101oi you don't have a loicense for that there seiba
>>545017962G rated uma club? Why not take over a club that already exists, anon?
>>545017575WHY did they have a giant salt rock readydo the umas lick it?
>>545011109
>>545018324You don't?
>>545018324horses love to lick salt rock so I'd assume so
When will I learn my lesson and stop joining the CM rooms here? It's always sweat and whale central?
>>545015761i don't understand today's youth
>>545018391It's good practice. You should see it as that.
>>545018453
>>545009128wtf I just realised NTA means Not That Anon. On Reddit NTA means Not The Asshole so I was always confused when I saw NTA here. Like why would your post make you an asshole lol.Happy that I finally figured it out :)
>>545018462Yeah me always placing 5th and lower sure helps me a lot, as a casual.
>>545017770>paizuri>swallow>nakadashi>facial
>>545018453What's the joke here? There's no political commentary at all.
>>545018391I have mediocre uma, you wanna join my room?
>>545018039taishit has slightly better stat production, overall a better card due to roaming ability and initial gauge, and is, obviously, much better for ends.brian has an edge on events and for training anything besides ends for medium-distance.
>>545018349?????? maru?
>>545018643Sure, but if you lie I'll leave.
Why do you jerks report porn posters? Leave them alone if it isn't futashit.
>>545018724nyo refyund!nyehehehe
>>545018605It doesn't cost you a thing. It's all just practice at the end of the day. Perhaps shiraoki sama will bless your next ace run
>>545017750for me, it's how easy it is to break her legs
I'm excited to meet our new flatliners in a hour
tanukis are so cute
>>545018391Weak Uma room, join bwo 87733626
>>545018453NOOO I MISS IT!
>>545018760exposing me to a male is a reportable offense
>>545018845>A1 hostNyes
why yes I like to waste my borrows like this, cygames
>>545015821
I hate Opera.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>545019004>Grassyour runs were already dead
>>54501874888376929
>>545018943It's just from Witmaxxed Team Trials horses though
at least Nature's umanko is tighter than Teio
>>545018391we have whales here?
Umatism has 5 open slots!>B+ casual club>no quota>trade shoes>don't flatlineReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game.
>>545019251just the Teioposter seething when he sees a 3LB SR.
>>545018453Oh hey! I know this artist. I got a piece from them during a sale. Enjoy. Im off to work.https://catbox.moe/c/5al9kj
>>545009307All A+ and S club are discordtroonsColored me shockTold yall
How unlucky do you have to be for this to happen? I have yet to pull a support banner for more than a hundred rolls. Should I just skip?
>danchou actually kick the flatliners and trainers that didn't reach the quotadanchou love!
>>545019335I have this exact link in my history and forgot how it got there one day Thanks
>>545019406Depends on how close you are to a spark
>>545019406Forgot the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEiry8fSu3A
>>545019536You only roll on support banner if you can spark
>>545019251There's a few of em. /vg/ is mainly dolphins though.
>>545019335
>>545019406>>545019536two sparks gets you MLB card like 60% of the time iirc. Note that it's worse if you are rolling on a two rate up banner and want MLB both, I think the rule of thumb there is you need 3 sparks.
>>545018845results
>>545019665
>>545019670So, about $1300?
>>545019335>>545019665You think Pasa would let me cum on her face and then put her mask on over it?
>>545019251I remember a dude posting a 6 digit paid carats ss a few days ago so at least we have a few
>>545019536>>545019406It's unlucky, but commonly unlucky. I re-rolled my account because I didn't get a single Kitasan in 200 pulls.
Good?
>>545019784I got LB3 nice nature in 60 rolls.
>>545019784if you are rawdogging 600 pulls yes
>Discord is a no-no in 4chan guilds>Everyone actually uses discord and just pretend to hate itWhy are you guys like this every fucking general.
>>545019938PERISH
>>545019937bwo, your groundwork? Back to the mines.
>>545020107I farmed stamina purely for Tachyon into Spe
>perfectly straight linesThese motherfuckers HAVE to be botting, right?
>>545020064Sometimes Discord legitimately kills off generals. Yokai Watch General was nuked off the face of the earth by Discord.
>>545019536no MLB at 400 rolls is not as uncommon as you'd think
>>545020149yeah but what will I use it for when I borrow it? Think about people other then yourself next time.
>>545020259I want to creampie and inseminate Transcendalso>discord kills generalsnot trueA lot of NON TRANNY generals have survived with discord FRENS>>545020345are you my fren?
>>545020064there's only one club with a discord and everyone shat on them for it >>545009307everything else is shitposting
the closest thing I have to an MLB SSR is a 3* Kitasanand no special SHIT doesn't fucking COUNT
>>545020405he's saying people use Discord for non club reasons even though they shit on it. No that every club has a Discord
I'm just going to use 6 speed cards
>tfw the anime baited me into thinking this was Oguri for a second
>>545020575oh, I don't have a discord so I don't know how prevalent it is these days
>>545020394I could be but you push me away with selfish acts like this... as an apology I expect a perfect 9* inheritance with Groundwork waiting for me at the end of the day.
>oh, I don't have a discord
Start a family!
>>545020472Special week is good, anon. You should use the Narita Brian and Special week.
>>5450195362LB at 400 is 15% chance. Unlucky but not uncommon. How often do you skip 15% chance to fail trainings ?
>>545020740I'd believe it considering most people here are over 30
>>545020772Who's the semen demon on the left?
>>545020873also worth noting that the guy who claimed to get 3LB Neicha in 60 rolls was really flirting closely with those 1/1000 odds of luck there.
>>545020719noand if you insist I'm gonna post TACHYON PORN
Our Danchou is really sad, please join our club and make him happy bwos
It's a new day meaning all the cooldown niggas are going to be joining soon. How are we doing, danchous?
>>545020924>he fell for the "everyone is a le ojisan" memeBwo...
>>545020873>not even a 60% for 2 sparksthere will be Kitasanlets who wasted their spark on a random banner thinking they'll mlb her in one spark kek
>>545021094ngl dont think i'ma ever use it. Gold City already has On Your Left
When you're boxed you're boxed
>Accidentally gave danchou 1 shoe>Last donation til resetPLEASE BOSS IT WAS A MISTAKE AIEEEE
>>545019149no one joined, I am never making a room again
https://poal.me/ok815shttps://poal.me/ok815shttps://poal.me/ok815s
>>545021258It's still good to make OYL cheaper, it costs like 360 on default. Also, you're going to use it soon in Aoharu.
>>545019251We have at least 3 hogs that spent 2000+$ on the game
>>545021378no one??? fucking lmaoi'd kill myself desu
AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE why did I simulator roll
>>545021185don't do that, I'm too lazy to edit and repost the tachyon reaction image that's necessary for times like these... should still work on that parent though
Easy
>>545021258you'll change your mind when you realize how Aoharu and MANT work.
>>545021471EXPLODE
>>545021378I would have joined but I didn't see it make a new room and I'll join
>>545021378Your room number post was almost invisible with that no context post
>>545020873This chart makes it clear if you ever pulled a rate up in 100 or less pulls, you highrolled. I see people complain about it too Ken
>>545021401I have LB3 Fine Motion for Aoharu. What does Nice Nattie do for Aoharu that Fine mo cant? I thought NN was a finemo replacement.
>>545021730>I thought NN was a finemo replacement.You know what's better than 1 FM? 2 FM.
>>545021730Late skills.
>your number of career runs>amount of 3* blues you have450 runs, 2 speed , 1 stamina, 1 power
god i hate messaging in the club chat and seeing it contains invalid characters. wtf cygames, at least tell us which word is the issue
What deck are you guys bringing to farm ace in Aoharu?
>>5450218044474 Stamina3 Power1 speed
>>5450218046044 sta, 2 pwr, 2 wit
>>545021730More Race Bonus than FineMo at MLB. Late Surger gold on NN that is very good.Do note though that by the training numbers otherwise Finemo mogs NN hard.
>>545021817You need to consider JP words too even in romaji since they count
>>5450219922sp, rice, riko, fm, and probably nn>>545022073"i have ryan parent but its just power spark"
What's this 1984 word filter
>>545022062does race bonus matter for Aoharu? What kinda decks do people use?
Still almost 2 showers left before KB rerun...
>>545021992I'm going to try Witgod's deck first. 3 wit 2 speed 1 Riko. If it works then I'm going to see how good the scenario links are and consider taking off some wit or speed for them.
>>545022225It doesn't. You'll barely race in Aoharu.
>>545021992The same one I've been using since 2nd event
>>545022209kek
Basashi is looking for 2 members after purging the flatliners last month. Casual club, trade shoe and dont flatline.Send invite with /uma/ or post ID
>>545021992i'll tell you after i win A finals
>>545022225No. It starts to become important in MANT.
>>5450218044507 speed (1 9*), 1 stam, 5 power
*blackmails you*
>>545022303what is witgods deck?
>>545022225i'm just bringing nn for aoharu for late ace but that's about it. on your left and next cm is mile
>>545022149Found the problem>"i have ryan parent buT ITS just power spark"
DANCHOU GET YOUR AD IN BEFORE THE RESET
>>545020064Anon the point of 4chan is posting with anonymity. A discord goes against the point of that and just creates unnecessary drama. We aren't supposed to know each other. Yes I use it daily but I don't post my fuckin discord ID. And I don't bitch about discord either. Generals have so much mental illness already and you want people to talk and know each other by name? Anons are already schizo posting people who keep winning private race lobbies.
Join Mambo. We will not kick you even if you flatline, real life is more important than uma clubs.
>>545022472hate english
>>545022382>only matters in the most dogshit scenarioyeah i'll pass
>>545022447This is his example. But, he played with JP buffs.
>>545022608Are you even in Mambo still?
>>545022329one day, I will make her win every single turf G1 possible
It's a new day!Let the poaching commence!
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>545022698nyo
IT'S A NEW DAY.
>Mcqween and GolshiTeiobros?!
its new day des!!
>>545022817Then whats your problem?
>>545022928im mentally ill
so so easy
>bring 5 speed cards>can't cap speedgrim
>>545022928It's funny
Don't burn out bros.. DO IT FOR YOUR OSHI
>open club menu>/uma/ club is first in the list with no filtersWhat does the algorithm mean by this...
>forgot time changes>have gut feeling to do dailies immediately>finish but don't claim>still get them in the mailI should trust my gut more often, or I probably have to take a shit
i wondered why everyone was talking about the new day starting when its an hour away, then i forgot its daylight savings
>>545021561ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT NIGGYthe clipping is 100% intentional
>wit nature is goodWhat even is this gaslight? I've been testing it out by borrowing, but it's impossible to reach the stats I need for Leo if I waste a slot with a wit card. Am I missing something?Also fuck this captcha wtf
OHAYO Toreina-san! /Uma/ Club has a few spots open for anons looking to be in a highly active and fun Top 100 Club! As usual, reply with ID to get an invite!Come join us in the sun anon!>>545023227too good!
>>545022849You can pair Teio with Rudolph. Who are you gonna pair Mcqueen and Golshi otherwhise? Ikuno Dictus? Nakayama Festa? lmao
>>545023294Aoharu is wit game, we're not there yet
>>545023448Every scenario after MANT is wit game. MANT was guts games then they realized it was dogshit they reverted back to wit game.
>>545023280yes I am sure. editing 1 pixel is more work then trying to make a good parent here, I don't know why you are so eager to ruin our friendship like this...
>>545023280Tachyon sexo
Six more runs anons, are you ready?Do you feel ready?
>>545023606fuck no
>>545023606i gave up training ryan moody ass bitch
>>545023606noI'll take 3rd place b finals
>>545023294wit cards just aren't good in URA, it's just a fact and people have denied it for 4 months. New scenarios have mechanics that make wit cards good.
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY 3RD BORROW
>>545023606Still not sure if I wanna bring 2 fronts
>>545023448>>545023551So you're telling me I'm supposed to dump 90k carats into something I can only use in ~the future~
>>545023606I'm more of stuck at deciding which honses to bring
>>545023864>in ~the future~The future is like 5 days from now though.
Is TP recovering faster than normal?
NOT READY cm room11649146if you enter with a A+ nigga i will fucking DOX youwinner gets DOXXEDenter at your own risk
>>545023606I will simply make my 3 aces just before the CM starts
Literally Literal Who? I got a random support card event for someone I don't even have and have never heard of or seen this Uma, even after consuming tons of Uma content
>>545023942got it, entering with S giga umas
>>545008479>Forever young won Breeders cup>Dodgers won MLBGood day for japan
Biggest hips relative to height in the series, Shinko Windy.
>>545023942Umazing
>>545022545Dont you think having a 3rd party chat room or discord is justified with this dogshit fucking club chat, theres too much censorship involved its extremely unusable especially if you want a detailed conversation in this complicated rng of a game./uma/ is extremely hard to use due to gaslighters compared to other generals. Not sure why anons are like this trying to sabotage their fellow anons
any A+ clubs recruiting right now? cooldown’s finally over, looking to apply
>>545024074mlb what? kitasan?
>>545024048the feral dog uma
>>5450218048502 wit, 0 guts, 4 power, 6 stam, 13 speed
>>545024230Hard sell if we're going by first impressions, you need a danchou with a brain that can see that 30m in 15 days is good.
>>545009423Forever Young uma will almost certainly replace Special Week as face of the series when she comes out. He has officially mogged every other Japanese horse.
The leave timer is over but so are the recruitments. I'm fucked
>>545023606I made my aces a week after Cancer and I couldn't reach the same heights anymore
>>545024048That's Shikko Windy
>>545023942>rod doesnt proc
>>545024176discords inevitably become cliques where 10% of its members are part of the furniture by getting overly familiar with each other and talking 24/7 while the other 90% never want to talk or intrude on their conversationthe club chat filters the blabbermouths and is also funny
>>545013485Still one spot in ButtSweat's clammy embrace if anyone's interested!
>>545024542IS THAT
Aaieeee akikawa appeared and gave me flash from daily pull
>>545023942in view of HONEST PLAY and SOVL PICKdoxxing was withheld
>luckshit on character banners>absolute shit deckI have a huge dick with erectile dysnfunction
1 wit card or 2 in aoharu?
28760365GLUE CM TRYOUTS
>>545024329For A+, even 30k in a month would be goodDANCHOU!!!!! HERE!!!!
>>545024703i'm the complete opposite anon>MLB nearly every SR and banner feature within 400 pulls on kita and super creek + tazuna>done ~650 pulls on uma banners in total and I'm still missing THIS MANY
>>545024594Grats
>>5450249502 is ideal, you can even do 3 or 4
>>545025101Rudolf would look at discord-using subhumans this way.
>>545024698Guess I'll go with that team instead of 2 dominators
Do we get an SSR selector in half anniversary? or did that appear to me in a dream?
Going to get 30million fans in 1 day today
Thoughts?
>>545025328yes but support card
>>545025328Yeah you missed it
>>545024230you may as well step up to >>545023325
>>545025371Do it, what's the worse that could happen?
>>545025371see now if you rested before summer this would not have happened
>>545024176Clubs are for free carrots and point accumulation. This is a gacha game general. There is no need for that interpersonal interaction when we are already doing that in a 4chan general.Did you know we can call each other niggers here? There isn't a filter for that. And we already have guides on how to play.
>>545025358ralkos...
>>545025371Do it
>>545025035We should have sex
T-thanks...
>>545023606Sky can fraud me in again. Just got hit
Hmm how's this? Groundwork didnt go through sadly evne though I got it for that run
>>545025436>>545025441>>545025498Feels better than sex
>>545025505would we make a whale blessed by shiraoki-sama or a card + umalet?
Hachimi has open slots if anyone wants to join. Casual club no quotas just trade shoes. Club ID: 774118974 or post your ID so I can invite you.
Please don't mess with the German
>>545025358why do you seem sad about it? Are you being forced to?
>>545025371If you don't risk it it's glue because of no stats If you risk it she might get don't overdo it and it's glue but you saved 15 minutes of time because you just give up after that and go nextDo it.
>>545025591decent for cm3
Dober is still young and hiphttps://x.com/villa_lake/status/1984933468686397662
>>545025646I don't have anything better to do
Danchou is an absent father who only comes back for welfare.
>be overstated>this happensstupid nigger game with rigged rng
>>545025623Thats a bad idea Golshi that ain't Jordan
>>545023128Keep the name Mambo out of your mouth>:C
>>545025769she looks so excited by just seeing snow
>>545023606I'm reasonably confident I can make it to A finalsPast that it's all coin flips
>>545025769Thats really cute
Mambo HATE
I got 49m last month. Please, any A or A+ club still open?
>>545026017Dumb Falcon would say this.
>do a team trials run to see my fan count so far this month>auto-pilot spam click past the results screen and miss it>use a carrot juice to try again>this happens SIX times in a rowholy shit I genuinely might need to check myself into some sort of psychological evaluation centre
91510678Yet another CM room
>>545025452NTA but why argue this so much? Different strokes for different folks. People play online games and add anonymous strangers to play and talk to every second. Does it often create clicks and will it probably ruin their club chat? Maybe. But again, discussing it as if it’s a black and white issue is a sign of pure 4chan brainrot. It can work. It can be cringe. It’s up to the leader to manage it well and deal with the consequences of a good or a shitty outcome. We’re not “supposed” to be anything. This board is a tool for interaction that can be iterated upon or taken as is. Anything further is muh sekrit club shit (which I support but wouldn’t want to change someone’s mind over)
>>545026210>finally remember to slow the fuck down and look at the results>it's the total results from all club members...
>>545026214>already full
>>545026210Just ask danchou to check his spreadsheet for you retard
I was shitposting about 500k retention just two weeks ago...
I hear this conversation in my head every time I decide Im gonna do one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCY6xAsmaes
Danchou... there's fresh meat begging for a club... we have open slots......
danchou... recruits doko...
>>545026353in my club you can ask for a current progress from the danchou. If you’re burning TP refills casually I wonder if we’re not in the same club and you’re not just wasting your time by not asking the leader. . .
WAKE THE FUCK UP NIGGER DANCHOU WE'RE STILL MISSING MEMBERS
>>545026524>>545026569We don't recruit until Wednesday.
Mambwos... it's over for us...
umadash is recruiting!
>want to join /uma/ clubs>but been very lazy this past 2 weeksGuess I'll stick with my dead club
>>545025143The placement of 1st is intentional and awful
made it just in time class 6 bros
hmmmm cygames?how am I supposed to do my runs if you don't refill my TP faster?
What's the point of joining a club if you can't have discord sex with the members.
>>545026615>recruiting scraps and rejects
>out of paid carats until nov 15>still no EishinI don't want to use the free ones yet...
>Mfw just realised the secret to consistent career race wins with an uma that has pace/late A (e.g., Ryan or Grass)>All I had to do was change the style pre-race to whichever one had the least number of racers running it to lower the risk of being blocked by shittersI feel like a retard
Cute
hows she looking
>>545026903What's more important to you, 15 (fifteen) more runs or one measly R card?
>>545024230Dacchis have a couple free spots, post your id if you wanna join and i'll invite you.You could prob apply to an S rank club with those numbers tho.
>>545026913>she isn't getting passed around the members of her new club as we speakyou're missing out
>>545026994Just go front bwo
>several A to A+ clubs with open slots>no one recruiting
>>545026915Day 1 recruits have high chance of being flatniggers kicked from other clubsAnons recruited later on are the ones who left their clubs on their own because of flatniggersNot like Mambos would understand TFD (Total Flatnigger Death)
>harder to recruit new members every monthme thinks it's soon time to disband..
>>545027073Not consistent in senior year, especially on parent runs where your stats are lower than on an ace run.
Why does Curren Chan dress like a literal SS Nazi Commander
>>545025498Oguri looks like a Shoebill
is 900 stamina + 1 blue enough on summer maru to survive CM4?
>>545027116Just check their fan count before inviting bwo...
>>545027047fuck off danchou I'm not wasting carats on you
>>545027116What's the cooldown after quitting anyway? Haven't quit my club since joining since it was a club from a fren but everyone's burnout and everyone except me and my danchou are flatlining
crazy mare
Serious Sloppoli
>Ask for A club yesterday, got invited>Check today, there is A+ club invited me tooEhh
>>545027212800 + 2 golds or bust
I am sending this staminalet into battle
>>5450272482 weeks
golshi got brockedshi
>>545027116you can just... look them up
>>545027248>cheating on your danchou24h
>>545027284you will regret this.
>>545027194What kind of officer would wear an off shoulder dress?
>>545027282Join the A+It is that it is
I want to be mating pressed
>>545027390I can just sweet talk him and bring him along
>>545027071yeah, looking at how S clubs farm, it’s not really for mei'm fine with settling in A+if you’re fine with having me, here’s my ID: 759512312022
>>545027415a stylized female anime one
The plan was trusted
A+ powerhouse UMADash has 3 slots availablejoin today
>>545027713You need 5 copies of her or she's useless.
>>545027713Now you're required to MLB her
I require the Taishin explode image
>>545027787>>545027803In time, one is enough for now.
>>545028002
>>545027282>he will join the illegal futa club
>>545028002My POV
>>545012775Applepony is criminally underratedhttps://www.youtube.com/@A.Pony_tachyonlover
>>545028002UWAAAAAAAA TAISHIN THAT'S PRIVATE
>>545028151+1 to apple. he's great. he uses the KR CCs as references and translates them for global players
>>545028002this is from the onsen trip
>>545027778I got 50m ish last month. Can i get a slot pretty please ID: 122187315048
>>545028151The accent filtered me hard.
>>545028358>Opurara
>200 rolls for Flash and all I received was one (1) duplicate 3 starenjoyable game
what the fuck manblocker rudolf mogged my summer maru
>>545028358>3A%F
>>545028554>Managed to trigger target in sight for GWWhale fronts get what they deserve.
>>545028002My daughter wouldn't do this
>>545028536>>545028578Very sloppy of me...
ウマオオオオ is recruiting!60m monthly quota, with a mid-month check. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.Drop your ID if interested!
*gives up*
guys could someone give me a quick explanation as to how to enable soundposts? i already use 4chanX but i guess this new fandangled way of posting sound isn't working with my witless default-install or I'm missing something
95902348cm4 last minute test
>all of these clubs recruiting>not enough recruits availableuh oh
>>545028813literally just google 4chan sound player umaniki
>>545028813Drop X and use XT
Unbricked is full.Fuck off.
>>545028912consolidation into one club in which they huff each other's buttstank is coming soon
>>545028813install tampermonkey or violentmonkey and paste the script
>>545028912it's only /uma/ club and umaooo struggling to get recruits honestly
>just learned the real tenno sho is today>learned a minute later it finished hours agoCongrats son of Goldship am I retraded
>>545028974They gave her drugs for this performance right?
>>545027294Somehow I have this same screenshot for my Seiun
are any casual clubs recruiting? I don't do fan runs but i get around 1.5mil average doing 3-4 parent runs a day
>>545028813I got mentally scarred by the dahby soundpost wouldn't recommend
>Suzuka won't stop giving me her left handjob event now that it's not a left handjob race
>>545029215Good news! HonseFun has one slot open, come on in
>get scouted into the 3rd rice club by nowsurely 3rd time the charm and this one won't implode at the end of the month
>>545029203Yes you are, the one that won was a Duramente spawn.
>>545029215drop id
>>545028996The sound post script works with X though so why should I switch
>>545027282>>545027538Sorry for the A club that invited me yesterday day you got NTR.
>>545029261She just wants to remind you what horse to use during the next left handed race.
>>545029283we hate rice shower here
>>545029078Were you initially called Bricked? When did you become Unbricked?
>>5450292151.5mil is A+ or A
I ate Rice Shower
Zoom
>>545028882I just can't make this horse win
>>545028936>>545028996>>545029113Thanks, there's now a screamin Teio going. this may have been a mistake>>545029249>don't know how to make it only play things i expand yetit's happening to me
>>545029336I just find it more convenient. I'm browsing on a private window and I only have XT and YTBetter scripts enabled
>>545029271119555892789
>>545029293I should go get checked
>>545029550Invite sent!
>>545029391When we turned from an A club to an A+ rank
Do (you) still do dailies? I frankly stopped them completely once I got to 55k carats myself, I still log in almost every day when I know there is a legend race or for the bonus carat but beyond that I am waiting for a new scenario to come out first, I didn't even prepare umas for this cm after getting gold at cancer cup at A finals
I heard Clover is recruiting :^)
>>545029471Late gamblers want all the acceleration. Pump some iron + red shift, sfv if you can also get it, all the other acceleration skills.Without them, you are not winning, dem's the rules. And you should do it for no other reason than to deny gold shitters their pump some iron proc.
>>545029078Why is sweep so sexy here?
why does /uma/ post so much slop?
Another W for ningenpyois
>>545029736I do it if I can. 75 carats is a huge improvement.
>>545029771All the good posters went to /v/ so only larpers stay behind.
>>545029953nta but what are the chances I can find anons willing to do a 60m quota for top 100 in /v/
isn't chiyono like, super cute?
>>545029471My Hybrid Rudolf was winning test lobbies. All matter of 2 acceleration parents. Her unique itself boosts her by a lot.Though I switched it to another Hybrid Rudolf with less speed but more speed debuffs. Haven't win yet but scored 2nd place few times
>>545029739Clover should be imploding instead
Fuck, my second defeat in this legend race
>>545029215Without ID I can't recruit you.
>>545030467she's lookin' mighty grouchy
>>545030467you can IDeez
>>545030246Clover has to be the biggest danchou fumble of /uma/ global, right?>A rank club>members seem nice>even went beyond what is expected when their danchou started flatlining instead of just outright leaving day 1All he had to do was not be a cunt leech.
/Umagg/ has two spots available, for anons interested. We have been consistently A rank thus far. All that we ask is for shoe trading and dailies, mostly shoes though.
Michelle (Mother of) My Baby
I can't see Taiki without going happy hoppers in my mind, it's so powerful the team name.
So how do I go about training an Anime Teio? Do I give her less stamina and rely more on having 3 gold recoveries? Do I even want to spend the SP to get all 3 gold recoveries?
>>545030616He also joined at the last day to grab his gibs and to not give up leadership
I will NOT be joining any more /uma/ clubs the danchodes keep molesting me.
>>545030616I would have stay if that fag even bother logging daily and kick two 13 days offline fag
6635022626711m+ fans a day. Invite me bwos
Welp. If the final few turns weren't so bad with speed trainings, that was a very easy cap. Just a solo rainbows all the way through....Not like it matters with such dead mid-game skills though.
Danchou is poaching some actually good recruitsGoob job, Danchou
>>545030735>Do I even want to spend the SP to get all 3 gold recoveriesno nigga, the only reason you even go two gold recoveries is as an insurance against maestro not proccing. you train her as normal but compared to oguri you will have a harder time capping speed but an easier time meeting the stam req. you will, however, always have garbage power.
I have literally only gotten Fukus and Tickezos from my free pulls.
Why does it seem like the whorse gacha is weighted towards spitting out dupes? Getting spooked on banners feels even worse when it keeps just giving me dupes instead of other whorses I don't have yet.
>>545030843If you have another front, this one is enough until Aoharu drops.
>>545030712>best team name>doesn’t have a SSR or even SR cardPain
>>545020254>only 2 data points>the dots are connected with a line>BOTS!lol
bwo...........
>>545030735>Do I give her less staminaShe has the same growth rate as Blue Teio. You would need to use your own MLB Kita and borrow Creek, or use your MLB and borrow Kita, 4 speed cards, 1 stamina. The other one can be whatever you want.She has race planner so you don't need to rely on spechud.MLB Tosho and MLB Halo are core too as for any pace and she's a haruten as a goal uma so be careful with that. Get her spring triple crown for the bonus too.
>>545023606NoI still haven't even started grinding for cm4 umas. I’m just going to reuse my cm1 umas and call it a day. I’m having more fun doing fan and spark farming runs than grinding for ace umasDanchode and leechers better be thankful
>>545029215I'm in a super casual B+ club, free entry. Club ID 710531604 FistFamily. Look, I didn't name it, okay.As far as I'm aware, the danchou only kicks people when they're MIA for well over a week.Last I checked there were two spots.
>>545030843Cards?
>underrated as a support card>underrated as a waifudo we even have any yaenofags in this general
>>545031053UmaDash bwo
>>545031019nothing gets past you
>>545031128>non danchou recruitingchat is this legal
I'm just glad we have doxogenesis so I can just point at the funny graph instead of looking like a megaschizo by showing fancounts across different days
>>545031298i do it too, my danchou is lazy
>>545031053>>545031251Sorry, anybody has posted id in this thread seem to be poached
>>545030810Casual B+ club if you want, free entry (I can't send invites anyway, I'm not the danchou or officer)see >>545031128
>>545030685I'm still in a club and thinking of jumping, Can I reserve a spot? I got around 33mil fans last month.
>>545031279yeah that's why i'm going to win the next CM as well and you'll place third
>>545031237She seems cool, will be pulling
>>545023606I think I have a good team to squeak into graded A-finals. Still debating If I want to kill myself before finals during Aoharu's last minute ace craze.I don't have Kitasan, I'm forced to borrow her. And I'm not gonna roll for Riko, especially after seeing that absolute dogshit 60k rolls video on NN.
>>545031053I'll just grind more fans to make up for it...
>>545027071Casual scrub who logs in everyday and does my runs535527044109
>>545031363Just send the invite anyway. NTR their promised danchou.
>>545023606i am guaranteed to be in A final. Now the ao haru RNG on the other hand
>>545031298It's not like they're doing any recruiting, and it's free entry... I don't think they want to bother.If I can con a couple of people into joining maybe we can make A...
>>545031128Just joined 2 minutes ago and traded shoes with my fellow brethren, thank you for letting me know
>>545031419Sure, I'll mention it to leader-sama
>>545031678I think the dual debuff teams will benefit the most. I can't see 3-ace teams getting 3 med S aces in 6 runs.
>>545031237I like her, she seems to be a favorite of the author of Cingray because she's always remembered.
>>545031929you are assuming the autist even relying on friend parent instead of their own
>>545031901Cool, thanks anon.807324802541
Otonashi nakadashi
>>545031232Only proc'd URA once, but it was +30 one.
>>545032065That's because we haven't seen the last of her yet
UhhhIs oguri cap going to job this race in the anime too?
CM rooms doko
Nigger
>>545032403spe said that
>>545030932I've seen more golds being recommended for CMs tho, both for reliability and to counteract debuffers>>545031092>She has the same growth rate as Blue Teio.she unfortunately does not, she goes from 20% to 10% speed and gainst 10% guts, her advantage is that all of normal Teio's non-unique skills are useless
>>545032403Good job spechud-chan!
>>545032516I like this image.
Yaeno looks like that one character from Kemono Friends. Bill or something.
>>545032286I think it's over for her bwo... spechud was right about darkies...>>545032478He was talking about stamina, Red Teio has 10% stamina growth which is the same as Blue Teio's, the only reason to pick Red is for race planner.
>>545032516I love this image.
>>545031237Her eyes captivate me.
I can't really tell the difference between Yaeno and Bamboo Memory.
>>545032516I am neutral on this image.
>>545032516it seems all umas shave
i finally unlocked special weekshe's too wholesome and cutesorry for calling you a chud all this time
>>545027006All her cards seem really mid, I hope the uma version is good for something.
>>545030685id = 480570392834please invite rank b1
>>545031237I don't like her chink eyes
>>545032770this confirms that all anons that hate other umas is becauase they don't own them yet
>>545032689>>545032881her eyes look like fox eyes
>>545032937This is true. Curren Chan / Smart Falcon hate is also because they don't own them yet
>>545032937It's because I have both Spechud and SummerChud that I hate so much it's unreal
>>545029736Yeah, it's pretty easy, just do my borrow runs, one team trial, and skip through the money dailies. A pull every 2 days is still pretty significant when it comes to long term pull planning. It's pretty much the same as some club gets.
>>545031237is she for (you)?
>>545029470>redMaruzensky bought this didn't she
>>545031237>underrated as a support cardI think it's rated appropriately as an S-tier parent card.
>0/3 virgo parents completed>already burning outBwos...
>>545031237She's my 5th favorite after using the sorter. I like her relationship with her teacher in the anime, its cute.Also she looks like she'd fit in perfectly in a fighting game.
>>545029736Hell no. Doing these takes too much time
>>545032937I have spechud and bikinichud spooked me as the very first roll on the summer banner
>>545031237I used her a fuck ton for cm3
>>545033192Team Trials actually killing me. When the fuck that QoL arrives. I'm tired of clicking every 5 races individually.
>>545025612Sent yoro
Spotted this one in the wild
>>545030616its bleak. We had to claw our way to getting some method of inviting people without our danchou, and even then it was just based on luck that he'd come back to see it. He's already been gone for 24 hours again... who knows if it's going to turn into 3 days or longer. Some people sent requests but I can't in good faith accept them without fixing what's going on here.Danchou... why have you forsaken us.... please come back to us...
>>545033075Surprisingly, yes. She's the super serious type who can't relax because she's been taught from childhood to treat everything she does as being part of her training. You as her trainer encourage her to relax and just have fun as herself to keep her from crumbling under the stress of everything, to the point where she slowly acclimates to just having fun unwinding with you even if she's still really bad at it.
>>545029667Dancho is a Sweepy poster now?
>>545033392I'd do those dailies if they gave 10-15k fans each
kek
>>545033754interesting, thanks
Why don't all the members of clover just quit and make their own club?
>>545033917Danchou blackmail
>>545033754Pits
>>545033917>he thinks he can just leave /uma/ clubsDanchode sends his regards. Better keep your pets indoors.
>>545033917First month clubs don't get anything, so it'd be sacrificing a whole set of gibs in the waiting period. Much easier to just disperse into different clubs that already exist because no one wants to miss out on a free ten pull and change just because of a shitty hand they've been dealt.
>>545033917Better yet, why don't they break off and join other casual clubs? Several openings
>>545033836when did you race against my halo...
>>545034094>First month clubs don't get anythingOk, I didn't know about this. My hear and Taiki's breasts go out to clover
>>545034107openings where
>>545034107They already broke off. Clover only has like 10 to 15 members left last I checked.
Interesting, very interesting...
>>545034268Oguri... when will the gaslighting end...
>>545034094>First month clubs don't get anythingDo the developers of this game just hate their players?
>>545029736Playing the last career run of the day then stop before the last URA race and wait until daily refreshes makes it easier for me
How do I have sex with Oguri?
>>545034361Interesting indeed
Realistically speaking once enough players burn out from both /uma/ club and umaoooo both clubs will have to mergeThe question is which one gets to keep the name?
>>545034107They already broke off. Clover only has like 1 to 5 members left last I checked.
>>545034432Promise to feed her before and after
>>545034432Poke her belly and wait until it goes back to regular shape.
>>545034432Turn your dick into onigiri
is Playtime's over any good for pace chasers or does it only matter for fronts?
Isn't Shikko Windy's card like seriously good? At least the events.
>>545034361I love my daily hugs with Taiki
>>545034107They already broke off. Clover only has its danchode left last I checked
UWAAA DIRRTY DARRRBYYYY
>>545034684>daily hugs with taikiHow would any trainer endure this without committing a scandal?
uma pits are a national treasure
Testing
Finally I found the IRL Ogurin at hot spring footage.https://files.catbox.moe/i6y48s.mp4
>>545034830>scandalwhen you have umas like Super Creek acting lovely dovely with her trainer in front of everyone and not even her fans care, what's more they support them
Are we horny for Yaeno now?
>29/30DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Tazuna disappears completely the first 2 turns of the gameFirst time I've ever seen this happen
>>545032087>>545032815Invite sent
>>545035095STOP POSTING THIS PICTURE
>>545034830Loves only You molested you on stream and everyone liked that
which of the story event cards should i be buying out first
>>545034534 If when that happens we could switch the name every month or something. I’d rather we adopt you guys though as we have a lots of extra organization with internal events and stuff, even a humble website in the works to have a non-discord, non-shit chat for those that want it.Awkwardly big amount of S rank anons right now though. 50ish diehards about?
>>545032770>she just failed 3% trainingFUCKING CHUD I SWEAR TO GOD
>>545033917>clover just quitwe did>make their own clubtoo much work
>>545034993Oguri had a hard life...
>>545035095I'm waiting for new bread to advertise
>>545035283
>Club went from B+ to B with me at 50m fans this monthI just wanted to trade shoes, but it might be time to jump ship...
>>545034534just name it /umao/ club
>>545034534top earner every month decides
>>545035509a, hire this man
>>545034432Get her addicted to the taste of your cum
>>545035280>used to be in /uma/ club >now in umaoooo>already talks of mergingWell this might get awkward
>>545035178Thanks anon, see you tomorrow.
baker-san! we are out of bread!
>>545033392use some auto-click, i remembered some days ago i had one i used for cookie clicker and play has been more easy
>>545035509Join >>545034534 we might lower the quota to 50m at this rate since it's been hard to fill with the 60m req...
>>545035835nta but TT for me is still fine but the bingo is where I draw the line and had to use auto clickers
>>545035909filthy ningen never got a chance
3 spots in umadashsend applications!
Well it's better than getting a kraut I guess
>northernlion's normie discord has more sweats than 4chanI thought we were the elite gamers??
>>545035909Ningen lost to top tier umanko? Color me surprised.
>>545036120>betterThat's debatable but the outfit is really prettyThat's a great pull
New thread? Image limit is gonezo.
pink bread >>545036224>>545036224>>545036224
>>545035909does this count as NTR?
>>545036120Both of them are great, but I think I want Wife Groove more.
>>545036180They're working hard for their oshi.
>>545035909How ningen women haven't been breed out of existence yet in uma is strange. Must be heartbreaking if your uma wife gave birth to one I guess.
>>545036180who told you that. Been burnouts for years. NL cord is balanced by well having more people with decent jobs
>>545036050i even use it to accelerate the process of skipping races in career
>>545024591I just applied... 2 hours late but I hope you notice me
>>545036828Senpai has noticed you.
