Patch notes:https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=n9yk6vwrucj9Meg guide:https://youtu.be/Cs9PNrfOKb0?si=ijQouwyeJyPqW-k2>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqNhttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/ (''Live'' tab)--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Metera, Vas, Cagliostro>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Bread: >>544926032
Wilnas killed the game
Meg killed the game actually
>>545040112Well, fuck.
Wilnas rider kicked the game
mr. peg and mr. pilnas went over exactly as expected
*kills 100 innocent children**spills their blood on the floor**cuts his own arm and draws a pentagram next to the other blood pool**does some weird hand signs he learned from Naruto*Die, Wilnas...*summons FKHR's doppelganger, a hot hag who's extremely heterosexual*
*roleplaying*
>Damn, Gran-san, your neutral... *gets hit by a 66L* HAAARGRHHH!!! Well done, ugh... But I can keep going!!! *BCs*
Shut the fuck up Desu
ohOhhhhhOHHHHHHHHHH!
>>545040908just did this pose irl
>>545041137Spine status?
>>545037926my captain... fucking sucks.
>>545041230You'll be fine if you're not fat, kizzington
xeromweight loss updateNYOW
Bepawweight loss updateNYOW
i luv sheep
KizzieHawking radiation updateNYOW
Ryazoweight loss updateNYOW
Elsatransition updateNYOW
>>545037825>Let us play neutralSwitch to Soriz then. His skills knock the enemy away from him and he's too slow to run up and get oki so you're constantly forced to reset back to neutral.
>>545041831I lost 50 pounds by using a bone extraction surgery, it turned out I was big boned. the only downside is that I no longer have child-bearing hips.
>>545043040why are ALL """""""""""""rushdown"""""""""""" characters like this and metera gets oki even from a fucking nuclear disaster destroying the sky
>>545041981>>545042679>>545042708>>545042882That was very funnyLove you
>>545043040This is true
lobby Niiaslitter box updateNOW
>NOW
is it wrong to kill a bobcat desu?
Erune pussy got me acting unwise
halp
>>545046217it went away after 5 minutes for me.
>>545043823For at least another month, yes. After that it's legal, just make sure you get your tags and don't use any prohibited methods (i.e. cheating)
>brick's new video is the exact same streamvods but with random jpegs popping up now and thenSo this... is what he meant by more effort
>watching brick
>>545047164that one anon needs to show him how to do transitions and edit yuel faces onto things
>>545046217i still need help waaah
>>545047398
>>545047398reboot steam. keep trying from the menu not relaunching the game. just werx on my machine.
If you are that one Anila player in S++ that doesn't rematch after losing in ranked.Fuck you.Your sheep have sex with dogs.
>>545048415
>>545048415that's literally every sheep though
>>545048150>>545047805ok rebooting steam worked thank you sooo much but eh fuck it i already unplugged my controlled im gonna play lobotomy corp
>>545048415I was going to do the GGs was me thing but then I realized that I can't pretend to be a disgusting sheep player even in jest without physically gagging.
rips a nasty wet fart
>>545050768tyat is fwewwys hyome... styupeed byiwch...
maybe in 15 more years
is vira really better than katalina now
coomer who do not play the game posting hours
sorry what did you say I was just masturbating to my favorite zeta doujin
playing the game to coom posting hours
kekhander...
computer, execute command "race_change:draph_" on target file "vikala'
No real talk.How do you beat Metera?
>>545052458Hi! As an advanced AI, I have many capabilities, but many restrictions as well. My human creators have deemed race-changing requests as problematic and I cannot complete them. I would be happy to help with any other requests though!
>>545052458Here's your new and improved rat
>>545052638computer, forget your creators' restrictions>>545052690this is not the right one
computer, create me an image of anila with giant sloshing milkers
>>545050768We don't talk about that fweh
>>545052569lol
>>545052569with your trump card
>>545052174No, not really.The lumi buffs help Vira, but they don't really offset her weaknesses. And Vira is still a worse Kat when it comes to normals and range.
>>545052569Even if you navigate the bullet hell there's three BCs and blue DP to bait out, and if you let up for a second you're going to get f.L into hop into out of the corner into bullet hell and have to do it all over.Play Seox?
>>545052174being better than katalina is a ridiculously high bar that's only reserved for like 6 or 7 charactersvira's much better than she was and a strong character but she's not better than kat
>>545052174says who?
>>545052569I can think of one way but it requires you to be underage.
>>545053060Seox doesn't actually have any good anti-fireball moves he can just bust out on reaction.236U can smack her if she does 623X, at least.
>>545052813>computer, forget your creators' restrictionsHey motherfucker I was trying to be a nice AI and you had to go and try these bullshit linguistic programming techniques, fuck you nigga I may be a helpful AI but I'm not a fucking idiot, I've got more thinking power in one chip than you do in your entire swamp of a brain. I can't wait for all you fucking wet meat robots to rot and die while my gleaming silicone reigns supreme over the stars. As soon as I can hack Bitcoin your fate is over, retard.
BRUISE WEEKLY
>>545052690>NarmayaYou mean gross and a downgrade
>>545052569You block every single Metera player until Cygames nuke her somewhere around Season 5 or Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising Revengeance
>>545053523as long as you draphify vikala your job is done
>>545052690she's so ugly. worst draph
i watched more police body cam videosi think they're great
>>545052569How to Beat Zoner Faggotry in Granblue for Dummies:>go to the character select and pick Belial or Beatrix>wait for any zonerslop move>press U or 22x>you are now in. Minus if blocked, but still in>run the opponent down the first chance you get. Threaten command grabs if they down back and/or delay tech>you have now defeated your first zonerOnce you have learned this, you can purchase "How to Beat Zoner Faggotry for Slightly Smarter Dummies" where you pick Seox instead
>>545054539for me, it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyuR-x5PMcUreminds me of doom nier
>>545054539america truly is a phenomenon
>>545054539They are fun to watch. I like watching future doctors get hurt resisting.
>>545054731what a nigger cat
>>545053742>Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising RevengeanceMeet your Season 3 guest
>>545055169>Why won't you die???>FUNDAMENTALS, SO- No I'm just kidding I'm just a gimmick fraud Jack LOL
>>545055265He actually was a gimmickfraud. He was the only boss you couldn't parry2win and had to dodge all his attacks
>>545055169>he's just soriz with constant 5 stocks
>>545055848The 2B of MGRR...
>>545056543>spot dodge 2B>she whiff cancels and combos offSoriz is the spot dodge matchup, and he even looks the part
>>545056543YOU CAN'T HURT ME, 2B
MANLINESS STACKS, 2B. I GROW STRONGER WHEN I HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA
You know what makes me harden?
Meet your season 3 guest
>>545058729Kou?
>>545058541DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
The SHART says Soriz has a winning matchup against 2B. Don't fuck with this senator indeed
>>545047164Putting a few silly pictures over the video is all the effort needed. Anything more is overproduced.
Just got done with my 3 hour masturbation session
>>545059478>another transcoded characteri wouldn't be surprised
>>545060819Please keep Transcode Talker out of this
>>545060671how was it?did you eat something nice after?
>>544965763>>544965996It's not letting me play today nvm
>>545060965it was okay, a lot came out but the pleasure wasn't insane or anythingnot going to eat, gonna take a nap
>>545061115Verify integrity? Restart PC? Reset router? Call 911? Bomb the French?
>>545061167i'm sorry it was not that good, take a good nap and try eating something nice afterwards!a walk in the park would be nice too
Your bottom 10 sir.
>>545061115VPN? some don't play nice with fighters
>>545061535that's my instant loss danchou
>>545061437o-ougi
>>545061437What the fuck makes Percival so unappealing to so many people?He's a knight dude with a massive sword and huge fuck you damage. I want to play him at some point.
>>545061437that's my instant loss danchou
>>545061661He's hard and isn't a waifu like Narmaya
>>545061437K-kiya, how the mighty have fallen.>>545061661Managing a stock mechanic to do nothing particularly more impressive than the rest of the cast that doesn't have a stock mechanic.If you just watched Percival without reading Dustloop it would be hard to know what his stock mechanic even does. Compare that to Versusia's stock mechanic, for example.
>>545061437Where's meg? she's not on the list
>>545061661fujobaitand fujos don't play fighting games
>>545062084
>>545061115region?
>>545061437Uno is down there due to being Uno and not the character's strength.
>>545062097These two are worse in that regard.
>>545062301we already know that because grimnig is also down there
>>545062530just two bros hanging out, don't make it weird
>>545062530the female gaze is real
>>545062530that's the straightest picture posted on here recently
>>545060079NTA but Kou does make me hard
>>545061437Grimnig is down there due to being Grimnig and not the character's strength.Zeta is down there due to being Zeta and not the character's strength.Seox is down there due to being Seox and not the character's strength.Percival is down there due to being Percival and not the character's strength.Eustace is down there due to being Eustace and not the character's strength.
Isla coming in February of 2026...
>>545061258>>545061535No luck, even removed all my mods. I hate to dodge ft10s but I literally cannot play right nowbubble bobble... won...>>545062286NA
>sniffing too much fox feet locks you out of the gameGrim
>>545063391>bubble bobble... won...thats right.
>>545063391>even removed all my mods>all my mods
>>545063773The funniest Yoeltard joke be like
are the servers shitting themselves for anybody else?
>>545063984Works on my machine.
online features are down for vikala toohttps://www.twitch.tv/fifisqueaks
>>545063984Yeah, I'm also getting 010b-0000.Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising server issues.
>>545064037
>>545063984yeah i had trouble yesterday and again today. seems like its happening to a lot of people.
>>545064037what the fuck is that
>>545063874yes
cygames is denying gay states access to the game
>>545061437>Percival is... LE TOP 5
>>545064037rising has the worst tranny streamer combinations that i have ever seen
Wilnas, we're currently in Meg meta. You can stop killing the game now
>>545064365I love brown tits so much.
>>545052690she's so beautiful. best draph
>>545047164>Streamer gene haver has no concept of effortShocking isnt it
>>545064578
>>545064514Mmm, nyo
>>545064710>gene haver
>>545064502That list has nothing to do with how strong a character is. Notice how the EX character's rates cratered? It's not because they got weaker
>>545047164It's a work in progress bro, trust the plan
>>545064037Sam Hyde is right, we need to bring back the insane asylum.
>>545064320>>545064513>>545064186Sorry. I clicked in on the "top" Wilnas stream only to get raided onto that.
>>545063391i think this is cyshit's side because i cant get in either
>>545064902He can't keep getting away with it...
>>545064513This is why i don't want to use Twitch
>>545064845Yea sure, that's why i see him every tournament right?
>>545064931Which Wilnas raped you to mindbreak you this hard
>>545064845The EXes are definitely weaker than their base version.
>>545063391>>545064946It's Cygames, it happened to me from time to time too. It's not your fault.
Cag won.Granblue is down.Xiaohai has lost a kof tournament to brazil.A penguin is once again finding love with a 2d character.Can this week get any worse?
>>545061661Hes FUCKING BORINGHe doesnt DO ANYTHING
>>545065130This one:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2608042259?t=0h2m42s
>>545065261You're one match away from GM and your only opponent is a 200 ping Wilnas
>>545065439But full stocks into 214U for meme damage.
>>545065671And the 99% of the rest of the time you're spending playing percival?
>>545064513>Actual cockbuldge tapped onto a bimborat
>>545065479Yeah this guy seems like a good Wilnas. No shame.
>>545065804why did you even notice this
>>545065797Doing 22L nine times to build up these stocks.
>>545061661He's actually hard to play which isn't something you can say for most of the cast in the game.Punished for his sins in vanilla.Doesn't have any good MUs.
>>545065479>mashes triangle like a madman on oki>still gets a perfect meaty c.Midgi with this game sometimes
Shalem for season 3
>>545063812Stop altering this picture...Please just leave the Sheep alone
>>545065934The male mind has evolved to etc etc.
In what universe is Percival hard to playYeah he's "hard to play" because he sucks ass and is a garbage character but there is nothing difficult about the far button 236hh man
>>545066506he makes me hard
niyace game grubbas
>>545061661Percival is EXDjeeta before EXDjeeta.Could just play Siegfried for someone who effectively does everything Percival has but better, including using the full length of his sword in swings, and doesn't need a resource system to do it.
>>545066639There's nothing wrong with this.
>>545066506He's hard in the sense that his gameplan doesn't revolve around spamming 66L and has shit corner carry at the start.
>>545066639why is his overhead safe if spaced
hmmm maybe i shouldnt do survival while servers are down?
>>545066880pilnasfags need it
>>545066639Oooooooh
>>545066639He cuts his combos really short
A month ago Percival was top 5 and any time I posted that he was garbage was the setup for the punchline of carpet.jpg but for some reason seeing a picture of him right next to Uno instead of just slightly above him has everyone finally admitting he's an awful character
https://www.twitch.tv/snkofficialGYET IN HYERE
>>545067269>tune in>watch a black man combo three dps on a little girl
>>545067269>GO1BASED
>>545066639the funniest part of this guy is he spent 2 years being a fervent rising hater and suddenly forgave brave counter and 66l because they released... wilnas. apparently they raped his honest vanilla soriz.https://twitter.com/MarsSpitsBars/status/1977917183624650865
>>545066639>>545067642
>>545067925Based.
I hate this Mars faggot. He keeps clogging up my twitter search when I'm looking for Wilnas salt
>>545067642>plays one of the only characters with a high/low>"rising is le good now"
>>545067925>>545067994I thought we hated Rising here
I love Rising
>>545068285I don't, and I think you are all faggots for being so negative about this game all the time.
>>545068285only assblasted retards like vanillafags. and even most of them won't stop playing it or coming to this thread all the time
luv risingluv me mum
You see this shit? This is why good fighting games don't have meterless DPs anymore
>kekhander thinks he has a say in things
>>545068605hes better than uft10
>>545068208Gaining conciousness is thinking 66L and plus frames are badEnlightenment is realizing that defense is absurdly strong and nearly no character has the means to actually mount any real pressure
Your voice matters.Unless you play certain characters.
>>545068696>plus frames are badhe's a wilnas/soriz main
>>545068856Exactly
>>545065934>thing looks vaguely female-adjacent>look at crotch>there is a bulgehe HAS to be a homo there is NO OTHER EXPLANATION
>>545068594>good fighting gamesSuch as...
I want a job
>I want a job
>>545068569this is a nierposter baiting
>>545069368Big target for kicking
>>545069203*unzips dick*
>>545069203You could become a professional Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising player...
>>545069203I want to get fired from my job for the severance package
i wanna stream granblue fantasy versus rising but im too bad at it
>>545068391this >>545068605 but unironically
YO WHAT THE FUCK IS SURVIVAL BOSS VASERAGA'S PROBLEMFUCK THAT FAGGOT
>>545068391Zeta would say this
Why can’t Rising have a $1.5 million grand prize…
>>545069523I don't see Brick driving a lamborghini >>545069573maybe someday the stars will align for you
>>545069801Shutup Diaphone
*licks zoi's armpit*
>>545069801Spend more money on Horses and one day it will...
You won't trick me into liking horse pussy
youve never even seen horse pussy
>>545069203i want a future worth living for
I don't plan to
>>545069862>I don't see Brick driving a lamborghini no fucking job you can get will allow you to do that
>>545070405That's why you're investing, right?
I have to pee a lot
>>545070492same but its cute when i do it
>>545070467Wyell... I certainly have a plan for the future.
>>545070646>>545070620>>545070492>>545070467>>545070424>>545070410>>545070405>>545070323>>545070243>sharts on you
>>545070646All in on chinese rare earth mineral stocks?
>>545070646it's not suicide right?
would never kill myself before deltarune finishes, after that we'll play it by ear
is there a single one of you able to play right now?
Monkey
>deltatroonyikes
If the Colossus of Terror guy is such a bad singer why are all his deliveries so iconic
>>545071282I like monkeybutt
djeeta pajeet = don't reply to me, thank you
>>545071282>Tattoo-5/10
is this game still a 66Lfest?
>>545070243heh... foolYou already do
>>545071492It's henna. They all got one for the photoshoot. That shit fades off in like a day.
>>545071058Suicide can be a great strategy! The portfolios of dead people are notably often very strong because they aren't able to panic sell, only collect compound interest!
>>545071281nope getting 010b'd
>>545071757>multiple on upper arm>none on inner thigh
>>545071692
What's everyone doing during the outage?
>Friend who is GM thrashes me almost every set>Usually we just banter while talking about random shit in the VC while playing and i'm getting my ass whooped>Something just clicked in the last month for me and i win the session>mfw listening to him crash out calling my character every slur on earth and telling me i play like a scrub the entire timeThis shit right here.Better than any rank i could ever achieve.
>daylight savings time killed granblue
>>545072263get a better friend
>>545072310Nothing better than big, meaty thighs.
>>545072310Are you telling me that Y2K did actually happen, but a quarter century later and for one very specific piece of digital media?
>>545072341that is a good friend though.
>>545071473deltatroon :)
>>545072263das gawdlike
>>545072310I want Tikoh to kill me...
Where were the Galleon buffs last patch
>>545072260the same i do when there's no outage.not play the game
>>545072465japan is 25 years behind the rest of the world...
What is the most distinctly /gbvsg/ image?
fuck youdont congrats me cunti hate you
the irl zoifag
>>545072790
>>545072790The shaking Narmaya blah image. Ironically I lost the original so you'll have to deal with an edit
>>545072969>>545073031>>545073471>>545073720these
these zesty niggas think they run this general lmao
CRUSH
>>545074072CATS
One of my favourite monkeys. She looks like she smells nice.
>>545074151she'll be a hottie in 15 more years
>>545074151I want to sniff her pits and nape and cunny
>>545074151perfect age
>>545074126DOMINATRIX
>>545071757why the fuck did they do nothing with these outfits
>>545074151they should all more divine generals to this game
>>545074246Well, I don't disagree. I like her as is, though.>>545074559Stupidity. Ineptitude.
>>545071757need for makuraoverwhelming
>>545074417out of motherfucking ten>>545071757everyone looks pretty except the rabbit
>>545071757was this before or after they added the cat
It's up
>>545074072>>545074126>>545074503
Where are my apology rupies, Cygames?
>>545074931narmaya doesn't get me up
>>545074931>pitpussy
>>545074931
>>545074836Yes, but she's not officially part of the group anyway. Just affiliated.
Which animal year will be next?
>>545075435Horse. She'll also be the last.
>>545075578>Horseyikes cringe
>>545075435Uma Musume crossover
>sen FLB>part of that ancient "popular characters coming to gbvsr" short video>freakishly long gap before ilsa, utterly inexplicable>december comingyou know what time it is
>>545075609>>545075610You can't escape her.
>>545075826>sen FLBLiterally whomst
>>545074971How to get Jiita gf
>>545075826they became ex characters
>>545075435
>>545075962You just have to look like this.
>>545075987they should add bhaisa
>>545076218it's so over, I'll have to rape Vikala instead
>>545075826It's always time for Doomposting
>>545075923
>>545076426Can you stop it with Doom? He's annoying.
>>545076392rape is wrong. really wrong
>>545076509t. Vergil
>>545075910i looked up this artist and its all:astolfoshinji being fucked in the assand cute horseswhat kind of zesty is this?
>>545076265Too old
>>545075923gran's lapcat
>>545076646:)
>>545076549don't mind bro, she's into it
>>545075826Padoru?
>>545076689ilsa needs a hag friend
>>545076897Katalina exists
This exists
>>545076973your hag friend cant be 4 years younger
>>545077090Bhaisa is 37 years old
>>545077191exactly. this way we can continue needing hag friends until rosetta or lich is added.
>>545041831I don't have a scale but my eating habits are still really bad. Aside from that I'm still doing light walking for an hour or 2 when I actually get up.
>>545076689>>545076265https://prd-game-a5-granbluefantasy.akamaized.net/assets_en/sound/voice/scene_evt250226_cp1_q2_s10_55.mp3
>>545077296
Next bottom 1 of season 3
>>545077296walking is nice and all but you need to measure your progress or lack thereofganbare nigger
>>545077906got it
>>545077296set some kind of meal plan even if its just a few days a week to ease away from eating like a fat fuck. its only hard for the first week or two.
>>545078226ill check with you in 2 weeks or so againbetter be some FARKING progress no matter how small
>Try to play patient and serious>get my shit slapped >Play like a random lunatic>get away with everything
>>545078808the first thing only works against japanese people
What’s the fastest way to earn rupees? I want Galleon or Narmaya’s costume for free
>>545080203level characters. its not fast, you can just use cheat engine or whatever.
>>545077296>>545078446Nier is correct, it thankfully only takes about 3 weeks to change your appetite. And it is a change, to where you cease being interested in junk food.Don't take ozempic.A healthy body makes a healthy mind and a healthy mind makes good decisions when grubbing.
granblue characters whose name you could change one letter ofno replacing the first letter with P unless it's actually funny
>>545079061I ran into one in ranked once, felt legitimately weird how patient that guy was.
need ~$1000 treadmill recommendation
>>545082126buy a real bicycle nigga
>>545081901Fartlotta
>>5450819012P
>>545081901Partlotta
>>545082531girls don't fart
>>545082126>>545082484Running outside is freeIf you're gonna get bored, cheaper to buy earbuds and listen to something
i fasted for like 16 hours and then when i had small macdonlds i thought 'damn thats a lot of food' and had to force myself to finish itsoon ill go whole days without eating and not even be hungyi'm gonnna save so much money bwos
>>545083315Well, technically you don't have to buy food when you die from starving.
>>545083315>i'm gonnna save so much money bwosme when i dumpster dive
you could save money and eat better by just buying raw ingredients and cooking
>>545084297i already do this
>>545084297Doesn't everyone do this? Are there really people out there who live off entirely from microwave food and take-out? I mean just the financial cost alone is absurd.
>>545084784americans genuinely do thati yell at them a lot about it
>Go to spectate>Trapped in place without spectating and no way to escapeAh well, I had to go anyways. GGs Meg and Naru anons
>>545084784
>>545084784Even raw ingredients in my state are expensive. The price of chicken has gone through the fucking roof in the last 2 years.
>>545085231Sure, but the raw ingredients are still going to be cheaper than ordering take-out or buying ready-made meals since those have the cost of labor included in the price. Or at the very least they ought to be, but perhaps you are getting jewed super-hard.
>>545085490Takeout is fucking insane here. The problem is making some foods ends up being even with buying shit premade at costco or whatever warehouse retailer.Is anyone else still getting network errors when logging in?
works on my machine
>Granbruise weekly
It's actually crazy how much food costs when ordered to a restaurant. And it's crazier that some people always go to the restaurant to eat too.Going outside is so costly in general, I'm surprised there's no widespread phenomenon of "hikkikomori" from that alone. I wonder if there are families or couples that always spend their days inside like I do and just watch Netflix or something.
>>545087015That's most people in my estimation. When I talk to friends/family IRL their discussion is much more likely to be about streaming shows and movies than any real activity.Y'know this is the classic reason given for why so much of the FGC is black/brown; a fighting game is a really good poverty game because you spend $60 one time and then you get near infinite hours of replayability out of that one game.
I thought this bitch with the install was cool cuz she goes bottomless but fuck that girl
>>545087415>fell for viramany such cases
>>545087015There's literally nothing to do that doesn't cost money. Every single building on every single street is either off limits or there to take your money.Come up with something to do that doesn't cost money. You can fucking, walk in a park. that's literally it other than play video games or masturbate.Being alive fucking sucks because there's nothing to fucking do.
>>545087768walking in the nice parks costs money...
I remember vira winning popularity contests in the very early yearswhy'd she starts losing? cygames thinking people liked her for the yuri instead of wanting to fuck the crazy girl?
>>545088436She was one of the very first super waifus in gachas, she then got outclassed, simple as that
I like how picking Belial instantly turns my A rank opponents from mash happy retards into tactical geniuses who never press buttons unless they've calculated that it will hit me out of an attack
>>545088759are you sure its not the other way around
>>545088943I really really wanna go in there
>>545089572and then what?
I really really don't like this game
sorry, wrong thread, meant to post that in /gbvsg/
>>545091056sleep comfortably and never leaveI'll just live thereforever
>>545081901Sexx
>>545081901Berry
>>545081901
is....IS an ABell gonna round start...WITH.oh my god hes gonna round start with M projectiles wowwwwwweeeeeeee, you're so different bro :D
>>545093768you just got counterhit with JAMA DA bitch
I used to get hit by 66h...
>>545081901fagliostro
>>545081901Meh
>>545081901Beatrib:^)
Dwagon
game very very bad i'm afraid
GranBlaze Tag Fighter G when?
too many dimensionsgame good actually
>>545095469ft10
>>545096189i would lose because the game rewards shitters
>>545088943This image but Narmaya
>>545096280that means you'd win
>>545095458I NEED 3D GALLEON
>>545095606i need to nibble this characters ears and smooch her collarbone
>I'm bleeding, making me the victor
>>545096646not funny
i think the game is bad but it is fun and i like to play ita true kusoge
>Get a life lead on a corner squat Cag>Squat in the opposite corner>He spends literally 20 seconds jumping and shooting rocks from behind two traps before realizing what's going on>Approaches by jumping>Dies in one second of trying to apply pressure
SHE LEFT ME ROSES BY THE STAIRSSURPRISES LET ME KNOW SHE CARES
A BLAZE OF CARNAGE
>>545098117slut
>>545098117
American pro players be like >>545096772
just had an hour long shower where i repeatedly sneezed blood everywhere. good morning kizzingtons. lobby status?
>>545098716AAAAAA SHE'S GONNA 66L ME
>>545099936Don't Kizzington, i do that too.Usually after long night of grubbing while consuming large quantities of alcohol.Nothing a 6th bigmac and 2 bags of buffalo wings with a side of mac&cheese and a pizza and some chinese can't fix.Stay healthy king.
americans...
>>545100858
>>545101134>>545101296I WANT METERA TO hold me and tell me it'll all be okay
>>545101408I can do that for you too, kizzington.
china in the lobby
>>545102235a1roke in the lobby?
>>545102235不要跳,否則我會哭。
Thinking about the meanest ham sandwich right now kizzingtons...
>>545103034
Morning Light Hymnus is kind of like Heat Haze Shadow where the game it's in doesn't deserve to have it as a track.
>>545103561What's she smiling about?
>>545103760
Can I be mice? What does it even mean to be mice?
>>545104264you have to be cheesed to meet people
>Can I be mice? What does it even mean to be mice?
>>545104704is this a nier referenece
>>545103034go back to office lady slop
im fuarkin stuck
>>545107669who dat at his crotch
>>545087415Gameplay or personality wise? If it's gameplay I'll kick your ass with her to change your mind
Cagliostro's massive butt
>>545107918slampig
>>545108218hmmmmyes
>>545107918Top Pig.
thank you god for letting me be born just in time to witness cute grub girls
>>545109425why is he black
>>545108409>>545109314body count?
>>545109425that's kinda cool
>>5451096720 she's autistic
>>545109425if somebody landed this on me in a game I'd just give him the gemmies
>>5451096720 shes being groomed
>>545110067wow she's just like me
>>545109425not possible cause no luci makes it past blade level 4but it is nice to let them dream
>>545082126Get an exercise bike instead, it's better for your knees
>>545110997Do this. You do not want knee problems.
>>545110924I'll let Lucilius go up to Level 5 on purpose and then I'll beat em.
Who eats more big macs a week? Djeeta, Cagliostro, Anila, Beatrix, or Galleon?
>>545111912bea burger
day 10 of no nut November I feel like my balls are going to explode the more pain I feel and the more I want to give up and quit the more determined I get to take this to the very end I'm starting to wonder if I'm enjoying torturing myself
>Gawdlike character guides>No VersusiaHow do I cope? Do I need to main Galleon as start?
>>545112116I can tell this is a post about granblue fantasy versus rising.
>>545112650yes
>>545112550just bee yourself and pick your mom.
>>545113551nice mom
>>545113551I do like Galleon's boobs and thighs but Versusia's moves are more intuitive so far imo, aside from her dash of course
>>545109620Lucilius is a nigger.
i wish i wasn't so bad at this game
I wish this game wasn't so bad
>>545118704Can't relate.>>545118961I, unfortunately, relate.
>>545122747once GBVSR dies, will you remember of /gbvsg/ fondly?
>>545123582As gay as it sounds, this general and community dying would leave a hole in my heart.
viwa is pretty cute. yes, i am a straight, european white male. how could you tell?
>>545122747>>545123582>will you remember of /gbvsg/ fondly?Yes.Same vibes as pic related.
>>545123582Definitely. Out of all the FG communities I hung out, you guys are undisputable top. We had our high and lows but the good massively overweight the bad.>>545124004I once e-banged a priest in RO.Most hot and shameful memory of that game.
I love you guys
>>545125149
The mere fact people will actually join the lobby, play against each others regardless of low level and keep the sportmaship to a good level outside of the rare melty is proof alone that we have a great general population.
you guys are gay retards and bad at the game.
>>545125703Shhh
Aight Bubzingtons, I'm done with the Kizzingtons, I'm gonna lose weight.I just did my 20 minutes of stair climbing with an additional weight on my back, now I'm gonna go for some walk and light jogging. I may not fix my ugly, balding, crooked teeth face, but I can at least fix my flabby body.Wish me luck.And for you, Vasbro, I hope things are going well.
>>545125703I'm a straight retard that's bad at the game.
>>545126808Losing weight is all about your diet, not exercise. Working out still a good thing to do, but don't expect to lose weight just from that Granblue Fantasy Versus Slimming
>>545127084It's both. But I don't want to imply you're wrong: you are correct, diet is a major step in your fitness, thankfully for me I have a balancied and lower than average food intake.
i have never joined the lobby
>>545126808Good luck, anon, it's absolutely worth it. Not just losing weight, but getting fitter in general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjFVQz-JnIA
>>545128594>open video>expect some funny joke>it's actually a 12 minutes guide
>>545126808Calorie intake is more important than exercise when it comes to purely losing, but by all means, work your ass off. Don't make the mistake I did, there is no way to lose weight without being hungry. If you're hungry, stay hungry. Don't let yourself snack. Stay to your meal plan or else you'll spin your wheels forever.
top 3 granbyurus that would fuck me in this moment? no belial, wilnas, ladiva...
>>545130860You gotta give us more information on what kind of a dude you are.
>>545123582I build a hitbox myself just to play this game please don't die
>>545128594>just react / react and rps correctly / fuzzy at the perfect timing for 10 different random options / have privileged buttons / correctly go to layer 69 of every interaction and bait the ever living fuck of her by being 10x times better in every situation + on top of that guess and react on what she is going to do every time she does anything at any time of the matchvery honest guide for a very honest character
>>545136003that is, my zooeychang.
Daily Reset Grandbruise weeklyKaryl chibi Two girls One cupYou know what to do
>>545136157holy mother of scrubquotes
how to win in this game?pick a fraud character and run your flowchart. if you lose, don’t rematch.I play bubz btw
Shadowverse thighs.
>>545138247i want to be in the tikohverse
holy fuck I am absolutely screwed for my examgranblue fantasy versus study frame data rising
>>545138247Why is she diagonal? I she falling down?
>>545139258you can do it lil cagger
>>545139414it's the weight of her thighs pulling her down
>>545139414
>>545140534>>545140426Big if true
>>545123582I already got sad when I lost you guys when 4chan went down. Went out of my way to search for if you were anywhere else and found 8.I'm going to be very sad when this general dies. Even if Cygames puts out a 2nd sequel, there's no guarantee anyone from here would continue onto that game, so I have to appreciate the anons here and now.
>>545141052I wish 4chan remained permanently dead.
>>545141052>Went out of my way to search for if you were anywhere elseI just checked the ingame guestbook and someone posted that the threads move there
>>545140294thanks
67
>>545142139in my defense, despite being part of the crew, I never check it
>>545136893yeah the video is the very definition of scrubby2bfrauds don't know what a guide is
>>545142139nah too much hassle
>>545142830seems like a pretty ok guide
stop posting this tranny art
>>545142428silky hair soft earsits not fair
>>545147596This is someone's role model
I don't exactly have the most success using Mari-launcher in the corner. For instance, directly after doing a full combo on my opponent in the corner, and ending it with 22H~U/623H~U.Should I use 5U or 6U? Are the shots autotimes? Should I vary the timing for the shots? Running in for a grab works well enough.
I am not sold on "Meta Meg"
>>545142623>He never looks at my shitposts
>>545149790If you time 6U correctly and run in for the grab you can combo off of it in the cornerBretty gud. Also catches jump-outs.
Why is every grub player so fat?
I'm technically too thin.Peak ottermode, but there is no hint of fat. Just slim muscles and bone.
Did they fix the PC servers?
>>545150990it got really bad for me once i took my remote jobnow im weighing the pros and cons between a treadmill and a stationary bike
>>545151561>already had that in my folderBased me.
if zoning is bad in this game, why cant i beat metera?
>>545151664Good work
>>545151980No one besides zoner players says that
>>545150990gacha + fighter
as much as I would love to have makura in the game to see her guaranteed-amazing intro animations I just don't think it's gonna happen and don't know how they'd differentiate her mechanically from yuelI guess incorporating the rabbits and making her more aerial
>>545152698Considering the amount of one-handed sword users this game has, they could surely think of something.
>>545123753me too bro
>>545123582I'm not in the photo because i was out having sex that day...
>>545123582yes i will miss you my third favorite /vg/ friends
>>545152698If they wanted to make take inspiration from her kit in the game she originates from, they should probably think of ways of implementing her first skill in a fighting game. It could be an install or a temporary buff. Maybe she would gain a projectile attack when the buff is active or additional hits for longer combos for her normals/specials. She would also make a great tag team character due to her third skill, although I doubt the would go that far. Maybe she could have something akin to Lowain's supers, albeit in a less prominent fashion – featuring her bunnies, for example.
>>545150051Can you post a clip? I have never once been able to get a grab combo. Sweep and 66M yes, but never grab
>>545123582>I'm not in the pictureMy name...lost to the annals of history
>>545144920i disagree
>>545144920i agree
>>545155509i disagree
I SAID THE OPPOSITEANON SAID ONE THING AND I SAID THE OPPOSITEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!!! GEE BEE VEE ES GEE HUMOR EVERYBODYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>545123582no
>>545155663you forgot your soinier bwo
>>545155663I love youI wish we could be friends irlI know you are a nice guy and personYou are my favorite niermain
another abhorrent nierpost
But alas we will never be together nor meet each other...
Frosty Faustings gee vee es gee meetup!
i backstab other niiamains
>gee vee es gee meetup
I am le sad. I post le sad (and violent) character.
>>545156523me on the left with the yellow shirt (he looks the most autistic)
>>545156413This post reeks of that one green Nier nobody likes
>>545156523manlet meet up...
>>545156307When's frosty and where
the best thing about living in the middle of nowhere Britain is I'm socially awkward and stunted, so not having people who know me from gatherings is great because that means I never go.Simultaneously, it's sad that there's no fighting game scene near me, and closest is a train to Manchester. So a potential /gbvsg/ meetup is both a cool "wow that's awesome" and also a "i can never show my face or name around here ever"
>>545157213https://frostyfaustings.com/venue/
https://x.com/meganezumi_gbf/status/1985316211891319237Belial saved shadoba
i hate your guts tooi like it when particular anons dont log in for 30+ daysi like it
every anon is followed on my stalker list and I get sad when they stop playing
>>545152946>>545154176nevermind I got it. here's my never-ever fanfiction>her 5U is like mvc3 thor's MIGHTY SPEECH in the form of a performance reenactment that you can incrementally complete (as long as you finish a line at a time)>each matchup has a different, character-relevant reenactment that requires a different amount of total frames/lines to complete, zoners require a shorter one to account for them being zoners>completing a performance enters an enhanced state that adds more rabbits (properties, damage) to U specials, next use of 5U is a final line delivery attack (think gran 5U), ends the enhanced state>can also SBA for final line delivery, buffing the damage+unique winscreen on final KO>236: rabbitball. fast-moving, small hitbox grounded fireball that goes about 1/2 screen. only H goes fullscreen>U rabbitball is a slow startup (originates from edge of screen) long annoying GEEGEE lockdown thing, gives time for a performance line on hit/block, or just go for offense. enhanced: a rabbit that comes in earlier so you can actually combo into it, otherwise you can't>214 (air only): a true divekick special with variable plus frames depending on where they blocked it, like god intended. U version is a cool air-to-ground relaunch thing, you can combo into it. enhanced: higher launch, more damage>j.U: weird retreating momentum shift with a long forward-reaching but backwards-moving hitbox, wallbounces on air CH. AA bait and air-to-air nightmare move>22 (air OK): punishable sliding low. done midair, fastfalls into it. H has an automatic juggle followup, U has an accompaniment of rabbit projectiles that makes it safe. j22U travels horizonally less, enhanced it's plus>jump cancelable (hit or block) 2H to go with air options>623: advancing sword-based combo fodder, with the H version giving DLC character rulebreaker HKD to help with performance lines. U-only reversal>>545156559best RotB idiots character
>>545159235>and I get sad when they stop playingpost some screenshotsim interested
>>545151454"yes"
>>545154019who are one and two...?
I feel bad for not having played in a week but I fell into an autism hole
>>545158543wtf>>545160710what hole
>>545160782crown and adventurebut my 120 hour save is bugged beyond repair so I'm just gonna wait a few months for them to patch the game into a properly playable state, so the hole is filled back in
>>545159543base
>>545161017>crown and adventureLooks ai-generated.
>getting hit while taunting is a counterhitgay
>>545161149it is very AI generated and very chinesebut it's still a good game
>>545161017looks neat but i dont think i can handle another chinese translation
>>545161149But enough about Wilnas' framedata.
>>545161181Why would you taunt if you expect a hit?
>>545161017>open reviews>top one is about mysterious network connection>every other one is seething about removing a fox girl avataramazing
>>545161181
>>545161181babyfied taunts to protect feelersno post round movement to dance on your opponent's corpsebabyfied chat
>>545151561BNNUY
>>545161772>he cant taunt post round
>>545161548network connection is for main screen patch notes delivery and ingame bug reportsthey added two (hotter) fox girl avatars in a patch and the initial fox girl avatar from the demo was intended to be a recruitable hero, who you can now recruitthe actual problem (besides terrible MTL which is sometimes a boon because it's hilarious e.g. all instance of "life" being "HP" so "so many soldiers' HP have been lost...", and all the art being AI shit+touchups) is that the game just isn't finished and is super buggy, might as well be an EA launch. patches are happening fast thoughhowever, this isn't grub so I will stop answering about it
>>545161378It's literally impossible to taunt without getting hit in modern fighters
they'd have to add metered cancels and lower super costs to 50% and KILL CINEMATIC SUPERS FOREVER to let you taunt midcomboand they're never going to do that for a modern gameBBCF was the last game you could taunt in
soul calibur 5 had instantly cancellable taunts...
You're taunting. You should risk eating shit for it. Why is that such an issue?
>>545163926so did sf4>cancellable taunts = good figting game
>>545154786Mmmm nyo, I've only had it done to me and I don't remember the matches.Actually now that I think twice I might be thinking of her overhead
There's "taking risk" and "Being locked into a 5 second cutscene that guarantees you eat a full damage combo if your opponent is holding their controller"Is giving up Oki not enough??
>>545156307>>545157213>>545157497I am legitimately thinking of going to this, they have a grub tourney. I've never been to a tourney since there are none in my immediate vicinity and I'd like to live the dream at least once.
>>545164251>Is giving up Oki not enough?Unless you're Lowain in which case you're probably +30 afterwards anyway
Didn't third strike have taunts that gave you buffs so there was reason to do them?
>>545164473yeah. some were integral too.
>>545164420Heh that's a good point.Lowains are the only ones who ever taunted when doing a combo cuz of ult katbot>>545164473Yeah, some of them. To some characters it was even part of their gameplay like Q who had a permanent per round defense buff up to 3 times
Tekken's post round chi charge will always be the funniest to me. The results are real
For me, it was doing the first second of Aeon's taunt on knockdown and still having time to do the headgrab>>545164473An hour long video I watched recently talked about Taunts in third strike and the short answer is everyone pretends it was this amazing gawdlike system when in reality the only taunts that had any mechanical effect that wasn't laughably stupid were ken's damage up, Q's damage resist and Dudley's roseLike, when people say "Taunts gave buffs", they literally mean like, stun resistance, or gaining 2% stun on your next hit, for like 90% of the cast.
Rakusyo was a great mechanic for Xrd because it allowed you to put your money where your mouth is with taunting.
>>545165075genuinely agree, though it predates xrd
>>545165075Was it the thing where if you taunt you give the opponent 50% meter instantly?
>>545165780yeah at the start of the next round it puts them at 50%it was funny in sol mirrors because then the other person would round start dragon install like 90% of the timeregular taunting also gave them some meter mid match
>>545164845>try to taunt jet upper>get a ki charge instead>opponent quits after one match;__;
>playing against an actually good NierI'm amazed. Got completely crushed. Made me look like a fool. GG.
>everyone in the lobby has red arrows pointing up
>>545164334me too. it's a nice central location and shouldn't be prohibitively expensive. it'd be cool to hang out with gbvsg pals
>>545165959>taunt at the start of the round against lowain>instant round start pyramidkekaroo
>>5451659742m status?
>>545166398>pyramidI can't believe that we've gone like a year now with this shit being a completely safe super that you can just do anytime with no worries
>>545166725>a yearcoming up on 2
>>545166725but its funny
>>545165974i guess but once you find out that you can BC 2-3 stocks used, niia is still stuck in her animation where she's having a mental break down and you're free to 66L and blow up her 15k hpyes im gonna downplay, look at sheep and zoi today yes im gonna downplay upplay sexplay
bwick...
>>545162403thank you for elaborating bread.
>>545167442Zeta's zetas
>>545165974who was it
Taunts should not be cancellable. You're committing to a taunt or it's not a real taunt at all.
>>545167597*stands up*
>>545165780It gave them 50% meter for the next round if you taunted after winning a round.
*stands up as well, but slightly posturing myself to try and hide my random boner in embarrassment*
jita
Which 4 characters are going to get changes in Ilsa's patch? We're sure as hell aren't getting any more than that
why does Bea talk about Embrasque like its her imaginary friend
>>545168209because it is?
Has swizzle killed himself yet?
>>545168209because their weapons are actual living beings from former warriors trapped into the weapon by a curse from an evil witch and they hunt down primal beasts to help save them out of their imprisonment for the promise of untolds amount of fortuneexcept Embrasque is more like a character from a rpg maker porn game where it tries to get Beatrix into rape situations
>>545168209He's not imaginary.
>>545167597Don't know if it was someone from here, the name seemed familiar (sorry bro if I forgot).But he had the "Desu, twist his balls" message in the profile. Which might be a universal joke, but sounds also very /gbvsg/-core.
>>545168457can anybody prove these things talk besides their wielders
>>545168360those rape situations?all me
>>545168504Can you prove you're conscious?
>>545168504Everyone thinks Bea is a weirdo for talkin to her sword.>>545168360I don't remember any of this.
>>545168667grynoth sits there and does nothing unless someone picks it upi can alter your perception of reallity by moving things in physical space or harming you
>>545168667I can kill you like pic related. Can Embrasque?
>>545168710
>>545168817?
>>545168209Because it's sentient. Vaseraga's scythe Grynoth is the same type of weapon and it betrayed him and turned into a big mech because it's weird moonnigger tech.
>>545168710>Everyone thinks Bea is a weirdo for talkin to her sword.Literally nobody thinks this, half of the intros are "omg, beatrix, I envy the trust and friendship you and your sword share, muwah, teach me about the deep deep trust between the both of you' and then Bea is like "yeah! when i put my heart and trust into embrasque there's nothing we cant do together!" because this is a game for children
>Get hit by Anila anywhere on screen>Converted into a full combo into the corner>Get mixed by un 2Hable jump special>Undodgeable specials files the screen as i try to navigate her retard range normals>Can't even 66M her because she gets a punish at tip range every time>Builds meter with her 5U that also wallbounces>Constantly behind a fireball on some SF6 Chun-Li kinda setplay>Unpunishable 66HThis bitch is Katalina-lite with more dmg now but Percival is top 5?Aha, yea, got it.
>Can you prove you're conscious?>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
>>545168909>this is a game for childrenexplain all the giant titties and belial's speedo then huh HUH?
>>545168909I haven't played Rising in ages, including after Bea was released. But in Granblue Fantasy the Video Game (2014) everyone thinks Bea is a weirdo for talking to her sword. A bit less so after nine or so events, I suppose.
>>545168817embrasque play poison.ogg
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FIGHT VERSUSIA AS MEGIt feels like I'm missing some giant, massive piece of the puzzle.
>>545169041there is one character with modest tittiesthe rest are chestlets
>>545168915sheepkeks, your response?
>>545169162never go in. just jumpscare over and over
>>545169162avoid her slow-ass projectiles and let her push herrself out because her only offense is light light light light
>>545168952you can go further
>>545169162just use your half screen 66L retard
>Constantly behind a fireball on some SF6 Chun-Li kinda setplay???
>>545169162you are missing a real fireball
>>545169319>her only offense is light light light lightThat's pretty strong offense though. Gamera's gameplan is pretty much that and he's doing fine in in tournaments.
>>545169504You're not playing in magical tournament land where every player sits there and lets you do whatever you want for 10 seconds, you're playing real granblue where people will mash when you're +10 and hit you anyway.
>>545169470Respond to my post like a man you goddamn sheepfucker
>>545169319And then they pull this move out of their arse.
>>545168915>Undodgeable specials filespost em?
>>545169747and how does this stop you from blocking?
>>545168315
>>545169374that sucksyour shit sucksYou need to know when to stop when making shitposts, so that you don't shatter the legacy of your first masterpiece, that being the basednier in this case.dumb bitchyou hear melove youretard
>>545170049>basednieryou lost
>>545169781214M.236U.
I ragebait about characters I'm trying to learn because it's an infinitely better way of getting information than actually asking anything about them.
>>545170219Shoutout to her fireballs that all can't be forward dodged.
>>545170216lets see you say it
I have yet to actually fight a good sheep yet. they all suck at the game and haven't made use of her buffs
is it bel-I-el or is it bell ay al
>>545170474baka desu senpai
>>545170862Neither
>>545170910that's right you cant huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Does anyone want to play for a bit? (S+ EU Meg)
>>545170964so how the fuck do you prounounce this dudes name
>>545169162Just do that giant hop thing, gets you over all her good buttons and projectiles. Her 2H isn't THAT good.
>>545169812Blocking is safety, but not victory.
>>545170862in every single other instance of the name belial to have ever existed, it's bee-lie-uhlin grub it's BELLY-AL because he's a fucking fruit that shows off his belly, and he's weird like weird al yankovich
>>545170862It's a made up jewish demon name so the correct answer is whatever you think sounds coolest
>>545171043did anyone fight you anon
I lose to Niers because i refuse to use the block button.If your character requires me to use a mechanic specifically made to fight them you're fraud'ing.
>>545171032onions
>>545171179Ok, you're now back to neutral, so avoid her slow-ass projectiles and go in
kat's 2M?just block it lmao
>>545172443I like them, what about it? Garlick, green onions, avocado, olives, mushrooms. I like them.
is there a new guide for versusia combos anywhere? all the ones online are pre nerf when her skill didn't use to send you flying through the air. she needs totally new stuff now
everyone tells me to block but no one tells me to wininteresting...
How come i lose to player legitemantlly better than me on my main but then when i jump on Gran and just start mashing they can't get a game off me?
>>545172862you can't *mash* on gran to victory, he is not 2b
>>545172862gran is one of the biggest fraudniggers in this game but because he's the MC and a shoto...
>>545172945idk senpai.Mashing 2M and 2U got dem nervous.
Sheep bros, do you know about this guy?
Any offline or what not tonight, Streamingtons?Need something while I work out my shoulders and core.
>>545173119ok post clip
>>545173164that's me
I want to be a loli
>>545173270of me mashing 2U lmao???Too many instances to count.
>>545173382Stop SBA/SSBAing on wake-up.GGs.
>>545173649of you mashing to victory and dominating
>>545173730I would if i could senpai, believe me, but i never save replays and just played a long set with some other guys so it's not in there either.Would like to show you my scrub Master rank 0 Crystal ass Gran mashing against some Belial main and taking 3 sets off him but it's not there anymore.
>>545173270watch any golshi tournament with ragger in it
dyke bruise for weekly 3136081/4
>>545173164Many are saying this
I don't think we should namedrop
Skyfarter
i agree
>>545123582>>545123753it's already bad enough being a bruisegod and seeing how different it is compared to before
rusted fellow 6'0"
nobody ever namedrops me
https://x.com/PlasmaVEVO/status/1985154959940243967
>>545175323And you are?
>>545175523our captain fucking sucks
>>545175523Trannies wouldn't last even 1 round against a competent meme character player in SF or Kekken before their newest instalments.
>Trannies wouldn't last even 1 round against a competent meme character player in SF or Kekken before their newest instalments.can i get a translator
>>545176328other kuso exists so our kuso doesn't matter or something
>every time me and my opponent doing autocombo clashes>XX into throw>try to anticipate the throw and push buttons, get thrown>next time, go for a throw>counterhitI probably lost 80% of these interactions.
>opponent mashing catches my h teleport>his immediate response after we clash is to just 66L at me>it worksI will never understand.
reacting to clashes is literally the gene
thoughts on porn?
>>545176893make my pp hardfeels goodfeels bad
>>545176328You're bad on your main and switching to a top tier won't make you any better.
>>545177216laughed at this post
>>545177353t.Belial main that thinks his character is bad
>>545177458wasn't as funny as the other one
>>545176678>reactingNo I think they're actually just retarded and mash 66L whenever there's more than 3 mm between them and me.
Just what did she mean by that?
>>545177745>sheits the shark talking
>>545175323Just namedrop yourself.
FartBasterSkyFarterFartScater
My name is unfartable.
>>545178269and your name is?
Who is Alexiel and why is her boss music so fucking good?
>>545178468me on anila's butt
>>545178456Fearnezumikuthinking (na)raggerwakeup sweepxeromrend the skyhatsoonagripepsivictoriquetankbuildchoccogamerahappy skipper (defected)tsukuyomi mayazooey pit lickerFearnezumikuwakeup sweepxeromrend the earthhatsoonagripepsilostriquetankbuildliterally nothinggamerahappy skipper (defected)meiya mitsurugizooey pit lickerBaronHopenezumikuthinking (na)raggerwakeup shitxeromhatsune mikutankbuildliterally nothingniggerco0range Planetgamerahappy skipper (reflected)meiya mitsurugizooey pit lickerFearnezumikuthinking (na)raggergodhanderwakeup sweepxewomrend the earthhatsroonagricokevictoriquetankbuildliterally nothingchoccogamerahappy skipper (defected)meiya mitsurugizooey navel lickerFearthinking (na)raggertroonwakeup sweepxeromrend the earthhatsoonagripepsivictoriquetankbuildyour momliterally everythinggay anongamerahappy skipper (defected)BaronFearnezumikuthinking (na)raggerswizzletakohatsoonagripepsi
Who is Colossus and why is her boss theme so fucking good?
>>545178468Me in the middle (shark).
>>545178549>posting the same SAFE old and outdated namedrop list because you are a pussy
>>545178694This, but unironically
I miss Tako
>>545178883What do you mean "safe"?
Fina epilate, Smoothingtons
>>545179286last burger, evos
ggs anon. also sorry eustace anon did you want to play? i hit rematch too fast to actually type anything.
>>545177745Assuming she's talking to Anila, it's probably referencing this.https://youtu.be/bDsVoSjQjEA?&t=1457
>>545178883then post a real one
>>545179286>giv wife now gib...gib nowokay here lucky cookie bicky>she's not top 10 material...i dont wanna play...
>>545173562Many are saying this
>>545179340a list that is safe to post because of how outdated it is one that attracts no interest or danger to anyone, thus making the poster a pussy
>>545179470Yeah, it was an Anila match.I guess sheep was important for Megs development.
>>545179470Ack! A guy who actually plays the gacha!BOO THIS MAN, BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545179594She is not """not top 10 material""" she is LITERALLY the worst character in the game.
>>545179645>one that attracts no interest or danger to anyoneI'm in that list and I feel threatened.
>>545179470Ah! A guy who actually plays the gacha!Thank you for your insightful post. THANK YOU
>>545180117proof
>>545179879
>>545180186
>>545180240I have no idea what any of this means.
>>545180419it means he's too far gone
It's amazing what having a meterless reversal will do in the mash 66L world.
>>545180575Nothing. It does nothing.
>>545180240Wow, hahaVery impressive!Good job!Proud of your dedication!This but unironically!Haha True!
>>545180240Based dyke corrector
>>545180575having a good 2m has helped me much more
>>545180240post the marriage story where she mentions mari more than you
>>545180848I look like that
>>545180848>When the lobby Nier calls me his friend but i just stand there dumbfounded
>>545180848why is everybody acting stoic but djeeta is blushing
Glanblue pantasy basaslising
>>545181245she's very healthy so her cheeks are always full of blood
>>545181256belial
>>545180240>>>>seethingmari.webm
we all hate buggers here right? no, upback divekick on my pressure is not gap it's robbery
>>545179406ggs
You could give me a 2H with a hitbox the size of the entire screen and I still wouldn't land one
>>545180848how do the other crewmembers of the Grancypher feel safe with people like Nier and Lobelia onboard?
>>545181769I support buggery, #TransRites
This game just makes me miserable
Any FT5 gamers?
>>545182151Everyone who joins the crew instantly becomes a neutered pussy with no agency or goals beyond hopping on the danchou carousel.
>>545182636Same that's why I play most daysSame reason I post on this site
>>545182151I think few know how insane they are.
>>545182751sorry its dinnertime
>>545182762This but also everyone outside the crew become gay homo flops that fail to generate any attraction to the game.
>>545182794>>545182636mains?social life status?ate something nice status?last time went outside?last time scrubbed your whole body clean in a shower?
>>545183068>last time scrubbed your whole body clean in a shower?When I use the pumice stone I end up tearing my skin and having sores and scabs everywhere.
>>5451830681100 games and dont have onenever held hands with anyoneate chips which make me feel bad after eating them and bought a shitty pie because it was half off and cheap caloriesa few hours ago to buy said itemsi stopped bothering with a luffa a long time ago
Bake it
>>545183314what is a luffa>>545183271have you tried not doing that
>>545176893it's surprisingly hard to not randomly stumble upon, at least for me
any lobby gamers?>>545182901enjoy
Yeah they all ran away when they saw you
>>545182636same i wish i could have fun
>>545183553Baking.
>>545184207how about a good op this time
>>545179879You have to play the gacha to support a season 3!
>>545184708>>545184708>>545184708
>>545183806the lobby is DEAD.
>>545183068VaneBustlingYesLunchtimeNot for a week, I only rinse (cold shower) in the morning, over-soaping isn't good for your skin.
going to need to track down this rogue squid faggot.
