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>>545112856cringe
Nic
>Le Soon
Tails proper! :D
Lesbos
>>545113064cute lesbos
Douge
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>>545113269lesbos
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>>545112779How come fans understand Sonic more than Ian Flynn-san
>>545113412Stop posting gay sexy silver stuff
>>545113476I don't intend to shit on Archie when I say it's because the average young adult Sonic fan was raised on the 2000s games meanwhile Ian's first impression of the character came from Archie. Archie Sonic behaves differently from games Sonic and IDW makes it painfully obvious that it's just Archie Sonic with the official restrictions of game Sonic. This is like trying to write a story about Peter Parker but you have to follow Goku mandates.
THERE WAS NO "PROBLEM" WITH AMYS CHARACTER, SHE WAS CUTE, SILLY, FUNNY, AND CHARMING, HER WANTING TO DATE SONIC WAS A GOOD RUNNING GAG (literally) AND THERE WAS NO REASON TO STOP DOING IT OTHER THAN SOME FUCKING FEMINIST OR JEW OR BOTH WHO NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAMES COMPLAINED ABOUT IT AND COULDNT ACCEPT THAT NOT ALL ART EXISTS FOR THEM SO THEY DESTROYED SOMETHING I CARE ABOUT.I WANT AMY TO BE OBSESSED WITH SONICI WANT SONIC TO RUN AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE HE THINKS SHES ANNOYINGI WANT IT TO BE A FUN RUNNING GAG LIKE IT WAS BEFOREI DONT GIVE A FUCKING FUCK ABOUT ((((CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT))))) FUCK THAT SHITGENOCIDE ARCHIEFAGS, GENOCIDE IDWFAGS, GENOCIDE SAT-AMFAGS, GENOCIDE (((CONSULTING))) FIRMS, GENOCIDE (((ETHICS DEPARTMENTS))), AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NUKE ISRAEL.
>>545113772sex with maris
>>545113064You posted sally, therefore you are a nigger.
>>545113772Why blame Archie bros? We didn't make amy like she is now
'ge (and 'al 'nic)
>>545113732I don't think IDW Sonic acts like Archie Sonic. It's more than Ian tries to place him in situations he would put Archie Sonic.
>>545113938shouldn't it be 'tal
>>545114043is this a reference to something or just general fetish material
You may already know this, but for those who don't know Lanolin has 2 great pairs of personalities.One is top-notch, the other is bottom-notch. Besides that, she's a very good background statue.
>>545114187No that's clearly just an in-game screenshot of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
>>545113889>why blame archie bros?A major part of amys character being ruined is due to the writing and localizations of ian flynn, who was first exposed to sonic from archie comics as opposed to the games and that has greatly influenced his idea of how the series should be. This is one of many circumstances that has inspired the SJS. At the end of the day, its more about non game content and specifically western content influencing the games in terrible ways than archie itself or the fans.
>>545114251lanolin would be more interesting if she had multiple personality disorder
>>545114468Why, she's already mentally ill.
>>545113889Back in the day, fans used to consider Ian's Amy a "fixed" or "better" Amy because she was more "mature" to let Sonally happen and not express jealousy. Nobody really talks about that Amy anymore, though. It's mostly Boom Amy now.
Ian Flynn created girlboss Amy out of spite for Sega shutting down Sonally
>>545113064They never did anything lesbian on any page and Sally has kissed nothing but boys so no...she isn't lesbian sorry despite tenuous statements of hollow intent and execution.
I love Mari'n'dow.I also updated the Milestone Pastebin in the OP.https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4Based on my estimates, thread #10000 will be reached around mid-2026. At our current pace, it'd be late 2026, but I expect announcements to speed up the threads.
>>545114807>Dude gets the opportunity to write a script for a Sonic game (every fan's dream).>Spends half of it trying to shutdown Sonamy.
No one cares
>>545114963You trying to make him sound bad just makes him sound based lmao
>>545114940i gotta draw something for the milestone project fr fr...can't believe it's been 10 years since my first post here
>>545113476But Sonic I want to stare at my Ralsei boyfriend
>>545115065Well, you've got almost a year to do something. Just make sure you don't wait until the last moment.You a 2015fag? I'm a 2017 newfag. I saw when these threads were good and they got wrecked right after jej.Time flies, huh.
>>545114996I care
>>545115324>loli blobian happily presents you with a spiky onahole to penetrateNew fetish unlocked holy fuck anon thank you
>>545115429...You're welcome. I think.
>>545115324>You a 2015fag?not really, i'm more of a touristi first posted in /sthg/'s birthday back in 2015, but only became a regular recently in late 2024 around shadgens's releasebefore that i only came here during big happenings like forces/mania and movie 2
Realized I've been on 4chan since 2010.
>>545115581Good, another sovl to corrupt.
2 more days...Are you guys ready to rumble?
>>545115581Oh, you weren't a regular, I see. You missed a bunch of nothing. What made you stick around after Shadgens?I've been here pretty consistently, but I'd take breaks for weeks/months sometimes. Longest was like 10 months I think. When you come back here after a break, you realize almost nothing has changed.
Imagine if IDW started pushing Sonurge
>>545116208>imagine if [shipping in sonic media]melty on twitter. next.
>>545116208There's a huge Sonaze fag on x that might kill himself if Sonurge were real
>>545116298>>545116378That singular Sonaze panel in IDW nearly caused a war
>>545116208Imagine if IDW was goodWe all want things that will never happen
I have hope for Amyโs future. The best thing Sega could've done is make her playable in the 4 games from 2023. The audience will recognize how retarded it is for her to be some kind of no-fun nag if she's hauling ass like Sonic does. Fuck it, they could retire her now. The fan games will keep her alive.
>>545115865go easy on me...>>545115995my generals all went to shit and this one seemed to have mellowed out a bit, i remember pre-archie cancellation /sthg/ being kind of slow and boring and post-cancellation was too autistic for me>I've been here pretty consistently, but I'd take breaks for weeks/months sometimes. Longest was like 10 months I think. When you come back here after a break, you realize almost nothing has changed.this year i've been here has pretty samey, true, but i think this place has changed a lot
>>545116272Cute
Friend asked me this hypothetical question once but to up the stakes of the Sonic franchise with no limitations, you are allowed to kill off one character. Who would it be, Why would you get rid of them and how would you kill them off in a way that could feasibly be done in a Sonic game?
>>545117124They all already die except Shadow in Silver's bad timeline.
>>545116731>go easy on me...Go easy?GO EASY?!WELCOME TO THE ARMY, LADYBOY.
>>545117124I'd kill the Rookie.
>>545117267No but I mean like an actual permeant death going forward and not they don't exist in a shitty future that stops existing. It's a hypothetical anyway, use the imagination.
>>545117124I hate this kind of question. It's just an excuse to shit on a character you hate because they get in the way of a ship.
>>545117356ready for duty...(not really because i gotta sleep now)
>>545117558ok good night
>>545117356Back to the void with (You).
>>545117523I mean plenty of people hate characters without shipping reasoning but you also aren't wrong honestly, dunno just remembered my friend asking me and some others in a call so figured would pass it here
>>545117664The exit door is right there.
>>545117757Door??????
>>545117813I'll come out the moment that door respawns.
>>545117124The future literally gets erased along with Silver. What kind of ramifications this would have idk, but there is no tomorrow, there is no end.
>>545118385Sounds like something that would invite a very meta or existential plot, some real Dr Who craIness. Could always do the old there's multiple potential timelines but it's just any of the ones that make Silver exist are erased.
So the person in this general most knowledgeable about Sonic is Krack then, correct?
>>545118525I've been fucking around with an idea that if a timeline fails to reach some sort of standard to withstand an omnipotent threat it enters a state without life or death, you cannot starve or kill yourself, complete stasis. but the next timeline created tries again towards that goal.
>>545118659I'm kind of a newfag but so far all the namefags who keep showing up like sparky or krack or that tranny say a lot of retarded bullshit.
Sonic the Poophog lmao
>>545118802What kind of retarded bullshit? I really wouldn't know to argue with them.
>>545118802it's been a real bad few weeks
>>545116731Which generals were you from that could've possibly been worse than this one? Horrifying.>i think this place has changed a lotWell yeh, over the span of many years, but if you leave for just a few months, it won't feel much different once you come back.>>545117124My mind keeps going to Silver, even though I get the impression that's an unoriginal answer. I don't hate Silver, but he's easy pickings.I'd get rid of him because it's clear they no longer want to do anything with him, and most of his fans don't even care for the character himself. They either see him as just some cute harmless uwu bean or they incessantly talk about his "potential". But whatโs the point of potential if it's never actually realized? The character has existed for nearly 20 years and he's done basically nothing for 95% of it. Silver had his shot at recapturing the lightning-in-a-bottle that was Shadow, and he blew it.I'm not a fan of his whole time travel shtick either. He time travels because...portals...appear? Or something? Almost every time he goes back to the past (present), it implies Sonic, Shadow, and the others have all jobbed and failed to save the world. It implies Silver's presence, even if he does next to nothing, somehow changes the entire fate of the world.The fans' misguided perception of Silver as a uwu wholesome bean also works in his favor if he dies. It would garner up more sympathy points.>how would you kill them off in a way that could feasibly be done in a Sonic game?I'm assuming a death as violent as Maria's is no longer on the table, not that I'd do that to him. I'd have him go out after putting up a really good fight. Maybe an extremely powerful energy beam is launched at someone. He uses his psychokinesis to raise a shield of energy, allowing them to get away. He tries to hold it, but the shield slowly cracks and gives way. He is incinerated quickly and painlessly. He is remembered as a hero who gave his life for the future's blue skies.
>>545119010incredible how wrong can you be in those amount of words you just wrote
>>545118996>few weeksSince July 2024 when shadougefag got rekt by sparky
>>545118970>I really wouldn't know to argue with them.It's all headcanons and mental gymnastics to justify pairing a social dynamics that exist only in their heads.
>>545119192i don't think sparky knew what he was creating when he did that argument
>>545113064Ian at least used to be subtle with his lesbo shit. Now itโs rammed down your throat as much as possible without tripping the mandate alarm.
>>545119286Like the Maria stuff?
shipping rots your brain
>>545119330Why are writers sometimes so egotistical? They cant accept their favorite pairing turned down and just try and egg fans on anyways so they can be annoying>SEE SEE LOOK ITS CANON LOOK!
maybe, but this place is all about that
>>545118728Ah, my idea for getting rid of Silver was mostly just he realises that because he exists to save the future that the timeline inevitably becomes ruined to necessitate his temporal purpose so he has to sacrifice himself by never existing.
>>545119661Because they were fanboys before they were professionals. The comics industry is rife with this cancer.
The way Ian tries to push non canon ships reminds me of how the Bleach anime writers thought Rukia was endgame and kept teasing it even though it was officially platonic. They ended up creating one of the most toxic ship wars in anime history.
>>545119010incredible how right you can be in those amount of words you just wrote. Also honestly the biggest problem with Silver is he's mostly a narrative black hole that forces all the plot to focus on why he's there or revolve on him except in Forces and Generations since he's a glorified cameo.
>>545119808Who is this? Ed Piskor?
>>545118659I know for a fact that I am the most knowledgeable about Shadow, every obscure fact about him that nobody cares about is stored in my mind. As for Sonic itself, my knowledge is mainly limited to the Japanese side. I have significant gaps in my knowledge of Western content like Archie and SatAM, and I tend to focus less on Classic content since Shadow isn't involved. Sparky knows a lot, but he concentrates more on character tropes and dynamics rather than specific facts. I'd rank Scribbles pretty high. He may surpass me in regards to general Sonic facts due to everythingfaggotry. RandomFox may surpass me in regards to knowledge of how Sonic characters act specifically in the games.TL;DR: Who knows the most about Sonic here largely depends on which aspects of it you are considering. Every lorekek has their own "niche".
>>545119483Maria is dead, she was a childhood friend of shadow.
>>545119932
>>545119987Tell us a Shadow fact most people don't know
>>545119861silver has nothing going for him man he's not even fun he just saves da future while yelling
>>545120006Oh, Edwin Dorkin.
>>545117124I would never permanently kill off a character but Amy, Tails, and Knuckles should have temporarily died in Frontiers. Not the bullshit disappearing routine either, they literally give their lives to save Sonic, you see their bodies hit the floor. Sonic and the player should be shook by their sacrifice and be extremely motivated to fight The End. Heโs supposedly the most dangerous being in the Sonic-verse, sacrifices needed to be made to show that. Later once you beat the game you can asspull them back to life somehow but in the moment they should be dead.
The more you know about Sonic, the more you start to dislike Ian Flynn. Prove me wrong.
>>545120235It's not about knowing Sonic. It's about not being an Archiefag.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AFcund-zfrI
>>545120270Who is the rabbit?
>>545120321Beta Sonic.
>>545120270>Inserted my OC award
>>545120135I never ever get into his deal or his future setting the countless times we see it in comics. Unironically Zavok does more to earn being recurring and making me like him as a character, at least he's another villain for the franchise that isn't a one shot plus has some fun personality.
Brapping on Amy
>>545120214Sorta like what Sonic Lost World did but more earned, built up and not just to make you remember they were even in the story.
>>545120630Maybe, but why wouldn't you
>Zavok should appear more often than Silvernigga
>>545120848Because the moment i insert my OC in any official work, it belongs to sega.
>>545121038Reply to me directly pussy and yes unironically I'd rather Zavok appear then Silver since he adds more setting wise/narratively and isn't another superfluous hedgehog
>I'd rather Zavok appear then SilverOkay, faggot.
>>545121041>Because the moment i insert my OC in any official work, it belongs to sega.I do find it poetic justice that the scum trying to prop up IDW because it enables their lack of professionalism ended up getting screwed over by it precisely BECAUSE they couldn't help themselves.
reply directly to my pussy
shadow pussy
todaysonic & friends or i'll kms
Zavok is fun, Silver is just sentimental crap and yelling.
>>545120114The ARK was 9.3 miles wide and weighed 30,000,000,000 pounds. It had a population of 100,000. For scale, the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was estimated to be around 6 - 8 miles wide.According to concept art, Shadow's shoes are made out of materials like ceramic, fiberglass, and rubber. Some of these likely wouldn't be able to withstand the heat. Judging by the color, the fire from Shadow's air shoes is around 1,300C - 1,500C, but the melting point of fiberglass is 1,000C - 1,400C.The fire that comes out of Shadow's air shoes turns purple-pink when he turns Super Shadow.Shadow tied with Eggman in a 2005 poll asking which character should get a spinoff game. Names suggested for Shadow's game were:>Shadow: Renegade Hedgehog>Shadow: Rebel with a Cause>Shadow the Hedgehog>Shadow the Hedgehog: Chaos Unleashed!>Shadow: Sonic's NemesisIf you hack the camera in Shadow's game, you can find capsules in one cutscene that contain horribly deformed Shadows. They are missing limbs. Shadow's JP voice actor Kลji Yusa (2001 - current) voices BLCDs (gay audio porn).A character in OK KO is named Shadamy in reference to the staff's enjoyment of Shadow x Amy.Shadow is frequently depicted with curry.Shadow may be the only character aside from Tails short enough to drown in SA2's Hero Garden pool. This seems to be a DC version thing, I myself haven't replicated it.Rouge's report "The Truth of 50 Years Ago" loosely implies that the Shadow we see in SA2 may not actually be the original Shadow. It is unknown whether Gerald created a duplicate of him based on existing data, or if the original simply survived and his capsule was recovered.Shadow's beta name "Terios" means "perfect" or "flawless" in Greek. The name is also said to mean "making dreams/wishes come true."Maekawa is not the only person within Sonic Team to view Shadow as pure. Minami Kumazawa (SEGA mobile division) says โShadow is innocent and pure, but also cool-cute, or cute-cool.โ
>>545121479when i google femshadow the first result for me is krack'sthey know
>>545113476Because Ian is owned by the Japs and Japs don't understand Sonic. Ian understands Sonic to an extent but is now allowed to exercise that knowledge because of The Mandate.
>>545121624>The ARK was 9.3 miles wide and weighed 30,000,000,000 pounds. It had a population of 100,000. For scale, the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was estimated to be around 6 - 8 miles wide.I always thought it was insane that the Ark crashing would destroy the earth but now that you point this out, it makes sense.
>>545121358How am I gay for wanting less of the effeminate future poofter who in IDW mostly hangs with lesbians?
>>545121686Joke on him, I always paid attention.
>Zavok adds more setting wise/narratively >Silver is just sentimental crap and yelling
>>545113772Least deranged Amytroon (xe is not spamming gore)
>>545119738Damn that would make for a good game story. Year of Silver when?
>>545121692I always figured that the Eclipse Cannon being charged with the power of the Chaos Emeralds and the Master Emerald would provide power to wipe the planet when the Ark collides but yeah honestly it's mass alone colliding would be devastating.
>>545121624>The eclipse cannon can fire itself and destroy the earth>Failing this, the ARK will crash into the earth like a meteor>Failing this, a giant lizard will take command of the ARK and drag it into the earthI always loved this escalation
>>545121895Dude space stuff is scary. Depending from the speed, even a modest ship (by Star Wars standards) can destroy a planet. It won't shatter it, but it'll make it inhospitable.Society will collapse, and bands of techno-barbarians will raise, capturing all the twinks they can find to turn them into pleasure items, and these poor cute boys will get their asses filled everyday by big, burly neo-vikings.
>>545121872Could have Silver do his usual future saving in the first act but when the credits seem to role he's attacked and pursued by a time travelling assassin who's after him or past versions of him to kill which is how he learns the truth after initially thinking he's just a psycho out for some future domination plot.
>>545121801NTA but you seem really hung up and personally affronted by this opinion while not actually able to argue against it
>All it would take is a rock the size of new york and we are all fucking deadthat's terrifying honestly
>>545122058https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-pfJ5jW76Q&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
>>545122183you cant even present the point to begin with because "adds more setting wise/narratively" doesnt say anything really
Over the past few days I finally read all the IDW comics after putting it off for who knows how long.Overall, I like it so far. I like whisper a lot. My biggest disappointment is Eggman doesn't get nearly enough "screen time". I feel like IDW got so sidetracked by their own villains that they forgot that Eggman is the big bad. His appearances are surprisingly rare.
but enough of that, can we talk about Amie
>>545122442Isn't it better? He kept to preserve his aura as the biggest, baddest dude around by not being constantly in our face.Like, if you saw Eggman wake up and brush his teeth, he'd stop being so intimidating.
>>545122484
>>545122710>Whisper aimed at heart
>>545122830Thank goodness they didnt show her pink back.
>>545122710Eggman, Shadow, and Kncukles being relatively rare in IDW is definitely a good thing. Trying to slot the latter two into Sonic's "found family" has always been so silly.
>>545122710I don't feel intimidated by Eggman though. He's not a scary villain. Watching him beat the shit out of starline and kill him was a fantastic payoff though.Eggman isn't an everpresent looming threat though. He'll create a danger-of-the-week (metal virus, eggperial city, etc), but then that gets resolved and Eggman goes back to doing fuck all until he creates his next danger-of-the-week.IDW Eggman is just an event that happens every once in a while.
This is the most dangerous Sonic villain of the 2020s.
>>545123232>he's not a scary villainIn general, I agree, but IDW Robotnik is definitely a nasty piece of shit. I mean, we're talking about the Eggman that packs a gun and will pull it out the moment he thinks he can get away with it.
>>545121692I mean, that's not exactly guaranteed. The chicxulub impactor hit the planet going roughly 20km/s at around 50deg. It weighed 1.0e15 kg to 4.6e17 kg (much, much heavier the ARK), and hit the earth with the force of a a few million atomic bombs. But that wasn't even the worst part. Where it impacted on the yucatan peninsula was one of the few areas on earth rich in gypsum, which was immediately vaporized when the object struck the shallow water and bored into the crust. This released a lot more sulfate into the atmosphere that it otherwise would, and contributed to the catastrophic cooling the ultimately did the dinos in. It pretty much hit the worst possible spot it could have.If I was home I could probably do some math to figure out the approximate destructive potential of the ARK, but needless to say I don't think it would be nearly as bad. I mean it wouldn't be GOOD, but there's more to consider than just diameter. I'd also assume that a good portion of it could disintegrate or collapse upon entry. It was designed to float in a void after all.
>>545121386which one of the many retards working on it?
>>545123395I do like Eggman a lot when he does make an appearance. I can see the argument that "less is more".
>>545123818I think "less is more" is the apt term, yes. I mean, I really like Eggman, but if an entire arc was about him, he'd lose his threatening aura. I do appreciate that Sonic is the only one who can face him, though. Everyone else get stomped.
>>545123395>I mean, we're talking about the Eggman that packs a gun and will pull it out the moment he thinks he can get away with it.He did that to Amy in SA2, though.
>>545123572I believe it was FRIENDS of the retards working on it (Gigi's friends specificially, I believe) who got screwed. I remember because one of those nobodies complained on twitter about everyone thinking his goth femboy background OC was a girl for having a crush on Phantom Rider Sonic.
>>545123965>I do appreciate that Sonic is the only one who can face him, though.The image in your post is the one time someone not-sonic kicks Eggman's shit in in the comic.
>>545123965>>545124036Shadow has defeated Eggman and even kills him in some of the endings of his game.Knuckles has defeated him in in own game as well.
>>545124154We're just talking about IDW though.
>>545123997Yeah, but in SA2, he shows more humane traits. He pays some respect to Sonic after thinking he killed him, and despite defeating Tails, he leaves him alive.And in the Last Story, he immediately goes to explain the plan to everyone to try to save the world.SA2 Eggman is still humane (and my favourite version of it), while IDW Eggman is the most sociopathic one. The nanosecond the deal is off, he'll try to shank you with a rusty shiv made out of some can.>>545124036By using a dynamocage that was slowly killing her.WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS.>>545124154That's a different Eggman. You must take every game separately or you'll go mad.
>>545124227>That's a different Eggman. You must take every game separately or you'll go mad.It's the same Eggman.
>>545120235I can't. When I was a newer fan who only knew memes, he seemed like he had an alright grasp on the characters from the pages I saw reposted. It didn't help that some fans would repeat that he saved the comics ad-nauseum, and as a newer fan, I just believed them. But I started to see cracks in his writing soon after IDW began, and the more I learned about Sonic, the more my frustration with him grew. Because he really should know these things, it's literally his job. He has been writing Sonic stuff for longer than I've been alive. The stuff he forgets or gets wrong isn't just obscure, it's basic surface-level knowledge that anyone who has played the games or even watched the cutscenes would understand. >>545122058>>545122212Jupiter's gravity pulls in or deflects rogue rocks that might otherwise hit us. It's our protector. We'd also have many months to prepare if a society-destroying asteroid were heading towards us, but the chances of such a thing happening any time soon are extremely low.What's more of a concern than naughty space rocks that need correction are CMEs, which cause geomagnetic storms. To explain this scientifically, it's the sun farting in our general direction. Usually it does nothing except for some neat auroras up north.The Carrington Event (1859) was most intense geomagnetic storm in recorded history. It caused sparking and fires in telegraph stations. A geomagnetic storm that strong occurring today would likely cause widespread electrical disruptions, blackouts, and damage to electrical power grids / satellites. It would indirectly affect many lives. Scary, right?Well, ever hear of a Miyake Event? The worst Miyake event occurred at around 12,350 BCE. It is believed to have been caused by a super flare, and is estimated to have been about 80 times more powerful than the Carrington Event. Yes, 80 times worse than something that caused fires, and far more common than getting hit with a big space rock. No more /sthg/.
>>545124271No.
>>545124334Yes, comicfag.
>>545124378See >>545124334
>>545124227>That's a different Eggman. You must take every game separately or you'll go mad.You really, really don't. The only people I've ever seen use this argument use it solely as some relativism argument to devalue the idea that there is anything fundamental that makes Sonic (as a franchise) what it is - usually to directly justify OOC writing. Pic related, it comes straight from Evan Stanley.
>>545123334Why does she fuck echidnas?
>>545124685>appeal to authorityok but you're still wrong and you shouldn't do that.
>>545124274carrington event was crazy, people were able to use their tech without plugging it in
>>545124790>why would a human fuck a blobian?Can you blame her?
>>545113476>Sonic is a douchebag who occasionally hits Tails for being a cry baby and sells cigarettes to little kids
>>545124794>appeal to authorityThe opposite, jackass. I'm not using her as some WELL SHE WORKS FOR SONIC SO SHE'S MORE OFFICIAL THAN YOU card like Ian's dicksucker, I'm pointing out that she has the mentality I'm critiquing. Check her opinion on Sonic Boom on the image.
So, do you think IDW is going to go ahead with Clutch being Surge's dad? Really does seem like that was the plan. Don't know if Sega will allow it.
>>545122346Well there's the point of what does a third hedgehog hero add when you've already got Sonic, Amy and Shadow compared to another recurring villain beyond just 2 games which the series honestly lacks in the games besides Dr Eggman, Metal Sonic and obviously not counting stuff like Generations which has Black Doom as a major villain return or Mephilas and Biolizard come back for bosses but die again
>>545121624 The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs weighed hundreds of trillions of tons, was moving at 45,000mph and hit the Earth with the force of 100 million megatons of TNT. The ARK is a man-made structure (SIGNIFICANTLY less dense than an asteroid at 15 million tons) falling through the atmosphere at much slower speeds. The impact of the ARK would be nothing close to that asteroid, and nowhere near wiping out life on Earth. Sonic Team can't into science
>>545125112Why would he be? One's a tenrec and the other is an opossum.
>>545124790Willoughby having repressed mobian sexuality is funny
>>545125145Yeah but it's also drawing limitless energy from objects that can power a weapon that can pierce stars
>>545125387If it didn't do much to the planet when it blew up in space then I doubt the impact would be any more catastrophic than the kinetic effects. Honestly the worst part might be it sending up a ton of radioactive debris into the atmosphere.
MIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545125225Archie half-breed nonsense.
Error: You are Banned.
>>545125864I always thought it was funny that Sally's pre-reboot species was "Squirrel/Chipmunk hybrid" But the only clear difference between her and her brother is that she doesn't have a big tail.
>>545126207To be fair, the tail is the kinda the biggest difference between squirrels and chipmunks irl.
>>545121038Who is this semen demon
>>545126553me
>>545125145 SA2 should have ended like Bart's Comethttps://youtu.be/ADIa7IGbfR4?t=46 with the ARK just breaking up on entry
>>545126887then you are a cute slut, anal until you puke cum
>>545123512>chicxulubcuckVredefort the African bvll MOGS your shitty dino-dent, Pablo. Jokes aside, I've been curious for a while about what the ARK could really do to us if it managed to survive re-entry. I donโt believe it could completely wipe out humanity, but it would undeniably cause destruction on an unimaginable scale. I don't think I've ever seen anyone point the following out, but if we're using real world logic here, the Eclipse Cannon destroying a large part of the moon would have caused catastrophic damage itself. Enough to lead to mass extinctions. It may have used it as a threat, but in reality, it would have been a disaster for all of us. If the moon had been hit as it was in SA2, the pieces wouldn't just rotate around the rest of the moon in a neat beautiful ring like in Dark Beginnings. Countless chunks of it would be flung into space and, more importantly, rain down on Earth. The impacts would cause wildfires and seismic events, and potentially plunge us into a global winter, which itself has major consequences like starvation due to crops failing. The tides would also be affected, but the moon rock rain is a bit more of a concern. ...Actually, is it possible that crashing the ARK could have had LESS of an impact than the Eclipse Cannon hitting the moon? Hmm.>>545125145Well, you're right that it'd be less of a big deal for us than the Chicxulub impactor. My ARK factoid was a bit misleading in that regard, my apologies. But it certainly wouldn't be good for us.
>>545126952I saw that episode once forever ago and then never again. It's been occasionally coming up in the back of my mind for many years, for some reason. I've kept thinking "someday I'll stumble upon that episodes of The Simpsons" again.
>>545125387>>545125736>>545121692This is only partially related, but since people sometimes say these things from SA2 are incompatible with the Sonic series as it was originally, I want to make sure everyone in this thread knows that in the Sonic 1 manual the original explanation for what the Chaos Emeralds are says they can be used to create laser beams and nuclear weapons
>>545125112It'd be neat to have him being such a piece of shit that he treats his own daughter like trash, but I doubt it.
Is anyone excited for Sonic Rumble?
What if Sonic made out with his little buddy? haha
>>545127790Whenever someone says something from the 2000s games doesn't fit in with Sonic I aggressively assume they're a bitter satamfag even if that explanation fits in-line with satam itself.
>>545124790The tail wiggling makes it sexier
>>545127925I'll give it a try
What if I raped Shadow?
>>545128086It would be very painful
>>545127925I am (moderately)
>>545127790I don't see how SA2 isn't compatible with past games, the games constantly change entry to entry even if there's continuity or returning elements
What if I spanked Maria?
>>545128531Yeah, exactly. I think SA2 pushes things in a new direction, but it doesn't go against the series foundations, it builds on top of it. It confuses me when people try to argue against that, at least when it comes to the Japanese side of the series (idk much about the western media)
>>545127790the whole "SA2" thing doesn't fit is so weird because scifi things are inherently more digestible than fantasy things. I would say Lost World is the first Sonic game ever where the actual setting is hard to believe as part of Sonic's world. A naturally occuring dimension of human treats is fucking dumb.
>>545128878I agree, although I think Lost World could easily be justified with a little bit of worldbuilding. The first cutscene says something about it being the continent of illusions or whatever, and then they never bring it up again. They could also just have said it was inside the Special Stages dimension, since that's already full of awkward stuff that doesn't look natural, like polygonal fish that turn into birds. Although I still wouldn't be very fond of it because Lost World looks mostly bland in general
>>545128878That's cause Lost World doesn't really establish anything about the Lost Hex, where it's from, why it's there and just lacks meaningful setups or explanation
>>545124005Lmao, they deserve it. Worst thing they could get is the straightification.
>>545125145 The fact that it took Super Sonic and Super Shadow just to stop the ARK falling and it almost killed Shadow is a real anti-feat for both I don't see people mention for some reason. It puts their super forms at less than mountain level
>>545128672It's also odd to argue with a game that's 24 years old now and has pretty much laid the groundwork for further additions like the Black Arms, Emerl, The Ifrit and in its own game established Gerald, Shadow, Rouge and somewhat gives subtle but not overt backstory to Dr Eggman Robotnik with his connection regarding Gerald.
>>545129472Because most people don't give a fuck about stupid powerscaling nonsense when it's narrative weight and stakes for the ending are what is intended.
Which sonic girl is a foot slut?
>>545129141sonic team will pull the worst parts of mario games to rip off but skip the game design polish
it's funny that the movies are the now most abundantly known take on Sonic. What is the movie lore? Aliens. Scientists. Military. Conspiracies.
>>545129847>Aliens. Scientists. Military. Conspiracies.And ancient magical rocks. As it should be.
>>545113476I think most sonic fans have their own idea of how sonic is supposed to be. to be fair, satAM sonic, classic sonic and modern sonic all are very different from each other.
>>545129847Do any movie zoomers ever assert anything about their continuity on the larger franchise or have any "WHERE'S MOBIUS" moments? I don't know if it's just me, but they feel remarkably well-behaved compared to the Sonic X/Archiefag 2000s.
The Lost Hex only exists so they can rip off Mario Galaxy.Also, you know the explanation in Forces' supplementary media where it's stated that many Wisps (no numbers given, we don't know if there are thousands, millions or even billions of Wisps on earth right now) stayed behind to help Sonic & friends after Colors? Lost World has nothing, even if we retroactively applied Forces' explanation, the Wisps shouldn't be on the Lost Hex, it makes no sense for them to be there and the game knows this because the Wisps are not acknowledged by the plot, at all, even with the additions of new Wisps.
SNEED
All hail Shadow > I am all of me > What I'm made of > Knight of the wind > Open your heart > Never turn back > Live and learn > His world
>>545130214Sonic 1 is different from Sonic CD, Sonic 2 is different from Sonic 3, Sonic Adventure is different from Sonic Adventure 2, which is different from Heroes, which is different from 2006, which is different from Unleashed, which is different from ColorsBut there are also things the games tend to have in common, maybe not always in every game, but overall there are several aspects that are just part of the series and not one offs. The focus shouldn't be on the differences exclusively>>545130241You're right so far from the little I've seen, but movie kids are still very young. We'll see
>>545127171The big thing people seem to miss is that the object isn't the only thing that matters, but also where it hits. Part of why chicxulub was so apocalyptic was the fact that it hit an area of sulfur-rich gypsum, which played a big part in blotting out the sun for roughly 10-15 years and bombarding the planet with acid rain. For example, if it had hit deep ocean, it still would have been bad given the sheer size of the impactor, but the long-term consequences wouldn't have been as drastic. There's also some speculation that it could have created a "hypercane" (apocalyptic hurricane) due to creating massive amounts of superheated water vapor and it's location in the shallow gulf sea, but that's a little more out there.But I think it goes without saying that the ARK would still be bad, but definitely less severe. It would hit way slower and be way less heavy (we're talking a billions of tons deborbiting, compared to upwards of a quadrillion tons hurtling through space). Kinetically, it would be survivable unless it somehow detonated upon impact with planet-killing ferocity.
>>545130259I think that "Forces" explanation came from Sonic Runners, which I think also takes place on the Lost Hex. But you're still right, it's all very random and forced. I like the premise of Lost World, but the actual game is extremely bland and completely lacking in world building
>>545129790Sucks since Sonic Lost World has some interesting ideas with the parkour system, the homing attack reticle charge mechanic and Zeena viciously arouses me.
>>545130241At most, the movies are, VERY TECHNICALLY canon, but the events of the movies are extremely irrelevant to the games and vice versa, unless you think Game Shadow getting dragged into Tokyo for 5 minutes is substantial.
I have a pee fetish
>>545128878>>545129138>>545129141>>545129790>Lost WorldOkay so, let me explain. Lost World was originally meant to be a entry in the classic Sonic series(This was when Sega was pandering hard to 90s kids after the huge western backlash from SA1 to Black Knight) during their "classic Sonic revival" plan. You can tell by this due to how concept art for Lost World featured classic Sonic, the life icon is classic Sonic, all the enemies are from the genesis entries, and the environments are clearly a callback to Sonic 1 & CD environmental design. However during mid-late development, classic Sonic ended up being replaced with his modern counterpart and Sonic Team didn't bother adjusting ANYTHING to accommodate this change, either our of laziness or thinking "Our fans won't mind since there's tons of callbacks to the Genesis titles and only Sonic is playable!".This also led to Sega basically giving Pontaff nearly free reign to do whatever they want with the story, due to the Lost Hex being nonsensical with the modern Sonic lore and the huge success of Colors + Gens. >TLDRLost World was originally meant to be a entry in the classic Sonic series and Sega changed it to be a modern Sonic title.
>>545130241movie zoomers are too late in the game to act like this
>>545130471Forgot Seven rings in hand. It's better than Knight of the wind but worse than what I'm made of
>>545130259>The Lost Hex only exists so they can rip off Mario Galaxy.No. It was never meant to fully rip-off Mario Galaxy. The Lost Hex is literally based off of the environments of Sonic X-treme.
I don't think Runners says it takes place on the Lost Hex, but it's very similar, it even has "continents" floating in the sky>>545131026>and the environments are clearly a callback to Sonic 1 & CD environmental design.The environments are the generic worlds from New Super Mario Bros., after the success of Sonic Colors copying and improving NSMB gameplay they thought it was a good idea to copy NSMB locations as well (it wasn't)They have environmental themes in the story with that machine that sucks energy from the planet but you don't seriously see the effects of it or anything>due to the Lost Hex being nonsensical with the modern Sonic loreThe Lost Hex is nonsense with 90s lore as well, because they don't establish or explain anything about it. It very superficially resembles Sonic CD in concept, but Sonic CD actually has some kind of world building and looks original and distinct. The most that would change if Lost World was a "Classic Sonic" game is that I would be bothered by the lack of good dialogue instead of being bothered by the presence of bad dialogue
>>545131393This post is not me btw.
>>545130941rouge...
Sparky is showing trans behavior again...
>>545131860No seriously is sparky gay??
>>545119010How is killing Silver upping the stakes of Sonic. He's almost never around anyway. That's like killing non existent Blaze.Waste of a post.
I have a selfcest kink where i basically imagine another version of myself as a female and fuck myself.
The reason satamfags act like it was the "real Sonic" is because they never really had a reason to believe satam was created without input from the creators and most of Naka's comments on satam are obscure. It's not like TMNT where you know for a fact the original creators saw the 80s cartoon as a bastardization and the 2003 cartoon as an accurate one.
>>545131393 This script reads like an ai generated it
I have a girl humiliation fetish
>>5451322502003 tmnt was kinosatam was also kinoshut up and slurp the slop>but muh intentionwho cares when the superior version exists?
>>545130259>>545131252It's NSMB lolWorld 1NSMB: Generic grasslandLost World: Generic grass landWorld 2NSMB: DesertLost World: DesertWorld 3NSMB: A tropical coastLost World: A tropical coastWorld 4 NSMB: JungleWorld 5 Lost World: JungleWorld 4 Lost World: Snowy mountain with some machineryWorld 5 NSMB: Snowy mountainWorld 6 Lost World: CloudsWorld 7 NSMB: CloudsWorld 8 part 2 NSMB: Lava mountainWorld 7 Lost World: Lava mountain>>545131770What made you think it was necessary to say this?
>>545131860>>545131892I'm not trans or gay. Why are you even bringing me up when I wasn't in this thread until this post I'm making right now?
>>545132250satam sonic was "real sonic" for a period of time. "real sonic" is whatever was considered cool for that era.imo, I think it would've been better if sonic kept his characterization from the 90s instead of trying to reinvent him to be cool for zoomers/gen alpha.
>>545132337It's necessary because you keep pretending to be me.
>>545132098i'm definitely attracted to people that look like me
>>545132379because you are easy to bait and an easy target
>>545132558Stop it.
>>545132485He did, they kept his Japanese characterization from 1990>>545132521>>545132379>I wasn't in this thread until this post I'm making right nowSo you're pretending to be Sparky accusing me of pretending to be him? Whatever lol
>>545132030Whataboutism aside he's the other major powerful hedgehog character around in the setting while being also the most disposable since you can't get rid of Sonic or Shadow and Amy is the only major recurring female character besides Blaze,Cream or Rouge who haven't got classic era seniority.
>>545132645>So you're pretending to be Sparky accusing meI'm not pretending to be anyone. I am me. I am Sparky. All of you need to stop making my identity into some kind of game or toy just to mess with me. Leave me alone. Geez.
>>545132757Was >>545132521 posted by Sparky? I was not pretending to be anyone
>>545132757If you want trolls to leave you alone, why do you give them attention?
I am the real sparky, and I can prove it!.Something something about sucking Taiks cock.
>>545132645You can't be the real sparky, i am the real sparky.
>>545132839No, that's someone else. >>545132876I want it to stop. If I don't address it, my name will continue to be thrown around and that's only gonna cause more problems for me.
>>545132876If he doesn't correct them, he's afraid someone might believe them (no one does).
>>545132952It's the opposite. If you address it, people will continue. If you don't, people wil forget and move on. You're supposed to learn this in elementay school
>>545132952>No, that's someone else.That's what I was saying. "So you're pretending to be Sparky" wasn't directed at you, I quoted you because you said that was your first post itt after he started bringing you up out of nowhere
>>545132993>. If you don't, people wil forget and move on.If that were the case, people wouldn't be bringing my name up unprompted all the time. I'm always being talked about and being made fun of even when I haven't been active in the thread at all. This keeps happening even when I haven't shown up. The idea that if I just ignore it, it would, is not accurate to reality.
>>545132379>>545132645>>545132757>>545132952I AM the real sparky, these all are not me.You should STOP, nobody is fooled by you.
>>545131393>The Lost Hex is nonsense with 90s lore as well, because they don't establish or explain anything about it. The thing is that with the 90s lore, you don't need to put much effort into why the Lost Hex even exists. You can just say:>"The Lost Hex has suddenly appeared one day in the sky, in which Dr Robotnik has decided to investigate. Feeling that he's up to no good, Sonic and Tails secretly flys to the Lost Hex to see what's going on."And most people would simply be satisfied.
>>545133126Yyou are trying a bit too gaaed, the real Spaarky wouldn't talk like this, he is more submissive and breedable
>>545133126I can't even clarify anything without people like YOU using the fact that I do this as another toy to mess with me and drive me insane. ... s;blos;bkpxsz['dsStop it and leave me alone, already.
>>545133105People bring you up because you always reply sparky. If anyone says sparky, theyre guaranteed a reaction by you. People are inly ever looking for a reaction>The idea that if I just ignore it, it would, is not accurate to reality. Please talk to a therapist or someone with sense of the real world. Or even just do a simple google search about bullies and reactions.
>>545133220I can't stop posting and i will not, because i am SPARKY, while you're just an imposter.
>>545133148I wouldn't be satisfied with that at all. South Island had a more intriguing explanation, Little Planet had a more intriguing explanation, Angel Island had a more intriguing explanation. They also looked distinct, original, and interesting. The classic Sonic games aren't bland, boring, thoughtless and handwaved liked Lost World is>>545133220Talk about Lost World or some other game with us instead of falling for that stupid nonsense bait
>>545133275I know they only do it for reaction bait. But me not giving them a reaction is not gonna make them stop. Ignoring them would just allow them to continue onprompted because saying all sorts of lies about me is fun for them regardless. Some people, like my friend Eclipse for some stupid reason, just love to lie and slander people for no darn reason.
>>545133358I can't if they keep pretending to be me.There is one one real sparky here.
>>545133510SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUT UPLEAVE ME ALONE.
>>545133547Ok Ok, but you're killing me every time.My fucking lungs... you're like an man-made machine, extremely predictable and trigger easy.
>>545133547See, you only make yourself more notorious and recognizable when you make posts like these. I don't even mess with your identity but this post made me laugh.
He's SparkyHe's SparkyYou're SparkyIM SPARKY!!Are there any other Sparkys I should know about?!
Talk about Sonic. Talk about Sonic.Talk about SONICTALK ABOUT SONICTALK ABOUT SONICT A L K A B O U T S O N I C STOP TALKING ABOUT ME AND TALKABOUTSONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONICONICSOCJ{SV_{O_VDOKOLPPDJVO_PJOJODJFIOPSDDOP
>>545133398You've mentioned Eclipse in a negative way multiple times recently. Do you need to talk to some third-party mediator in your friend group about this?
>>545133398Have it our way then. You've been replying to bait like this for years Sparky. It's never gonna stop until you do.
>>545133547>>545133736This is not me btw.Stop.STOPSTOPSTOP
>>545133725girl sparky
Thisbis horrible, Fiona! Kill all but one of the Sparkies
I liked when we were talking about SA2 and Lost World, can we go back to that?
>>545133901Abuse.
>>545117124Tails. Plane accident.
>>545133839>This is not me btw.May as well be since you're making identical posts.
>>545133775He's an ENTP, he's a trickster who loves to cause trickery, that's just how he is with friends, and every time I call him out on this behavior, he says "what, do I need to walk on egg shells around you?" because he slanders my other friends and they don't care, they just respond back with his energy because they're all on the same wavelength. It's only ever me whose the odd one out. The other day, we were all in a group call, and I was in a conversation with Energy about stuff, and Energy was talking about his life or whatever, and then Eclipse butts in and starts impersonating my voice to say nonsense like "What? responsibility!? But you're supposed to Sonic!", when I was not saying or thinking anything like that at all, Eclipse just does that for no other reason than to cause chaos and mess with me for his own amusement and I hate it.
>>545133953
Guys i think i broke sparky, how do i fix him back up? Is he fine?
>>545134091Flex tapeElectroshock therapy works too
>>545134091Stop shitposting about him, that will fix him
S.P.A.R.K.Y. was a classified DARPA project that sought to develop the first true AI. I heard it was shelved years ago after progress stalled and funding dried up.But maybe that isn't the full story.
>>545134241So that's why he claims to be immortal.
How would Sonic stories change if the characters were replaced by /sthg/ posters and namefags?
>>545134305Thats why he survived sticking his dick in the power socket
>>545134338Whoever gets to be Maria probably would just drown Shadow in the bathtub by accident within days of his creation.
>>545134338sparky is the protagonist, eggfag the villain, krack is rouge
Anyone remember how Sparky saved Florida
Anyone that starts talking about "Sparky" unprompted must want to just doom the thread.
>>545134338Espioyume would be EspioAlota would be BlazeBoring I know
>>545134478>/sthg/ anons are so strong they can kill the immortal being
>>545130601You're right that the location matters. You happen to be talking to a mega-autist, so I've already found where Shadow likely would have landed after he fell in SA2. See, SA2's Earth texture is actually just an edited flipped version of the Blue Marble photograph. By cross-referencing it, Shadow was falling towards Madagascar. So, let's just assume the ARK crashed into Madagascar, on land. I am not familiar with the soil composition of Madagascar, and I feel like I'd have to put a lot more research into this hypothetical to find out just how bad the ARK's impact would be. >hypercaneIt sounds so fascinating, hurricanes are fascinating. I love natural disasters and the theoretical upper limits of how damaging they would be. The ARK crashing into Earth could trigger things like earthquakes and volcanic eruptions too, no? You could hypothetically have a hypercane that's 1,000 miles across with wind speeds easily surpassing an EF5 tornado, or something like that. Hope it hits India.
saving the white race with krack
>>545134478OOH OOH CAN I BE MARIA???
Nigga im not reading your fanfic
Sonic the Hedgehog solos fiction.
>>545134816he's just mario's ballwasher tho
>>545134338Minafag better be a good singer
>>545134705Sorry, I'm not white, I'm Irish.
>>545134905absolutely aryan
>>545134905Ok Demoman
>>545134871Mario beats up a fat fire-breathing turtle. He's weak.
>>545134706Sure, just hold still...
>>545135092Uhh waitI didn't think this far ahead
FWA and WA can be Whisper and Tangle so they can hatefuck each other
>>545135092KEK
>>545135273wolfamy is surge because trans
RealDash can be Silver
powerbombing peruvians through picnic tables
>>545113476Ian Flynn doesn't play Sonic Games.
>>545134241Fun fact: MTO 'Spark Tank' (the name) was pitched as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the cancelled project by some of entrepreneurs and researches who originally backed it. The "Sparky" name was originally inspired by SNARC (The Stochastic Neural Analog Reinforcement Calculator) built by Marvin Minsky and Dean Edmunds. Sparky wasn't necessarily an official acronym, more or less and nickname, and was intended to be more limited in scope, and was merely another attempt at modeling the brain to simulate learning behaviors in machines. Nevertheless, very promising initial success motivated them to attempt more ambitious and expeirmental neural network research, notably different from the 'AI' we have today, which is more of a marketing term.
>>545135570The sales numbers says nobody does
Sparky relocates to Europe, changes her name to FemSparky
>>545135752I'm not going to Europe and I'm not female.
Krack is ShadowSparky is Amy
>>545135825Sparky is "Sonic, help me!"-era Tails
me with Cream when i get her
>>545135898You're a rabbit?
I am sparky and i am gay.
>>545136257prove it
Kissing my beautiful mobian wife tenderly on her lips while ruffling my hand through her hair
>>545135898who?
>>545135898
>>545135898sex with girls
>>545136430
>krack posts during euro hours>normal conversation>krack posts during amerimutt hours>autistic screeching
>>545136430Creambros...
>>545136643what do you count as euro hoursno one here sleeps at a normal schedule for their timezone
>krack posts during eurohours>krack posts during ushours>>krack is jobless
>>545134816Facts.
>>545136835i'm accepting applications for a housewife
>>545136643Eu hours are slower and more relaxing
>>545136643She takes her meds in euro hours
>>545134068Maybe you should stop talking to him then or being near him
>>545135825
Sonaze heals one's sovl
>>545136835i'd let krack stay in my mansion and feed her daily but i think she lives in the west coast.
>>545119987>I know for a fact that I am the most knowledgeable about Shadow,I wonder if anyone would challenge this
Violet rides in Sonream vehicle
>>545119010The best post /sthg/ has had in a while
Shadow
>>545119010>Which generals were you from that could've possibly been worse than this one?Nta but /07/th on /jp/ is prob the worst general on the site
>>545137708That can't be worse than /feg/. It's literally nothing but schizo, gore, scat, and purist elitism 24/7 to the point that majority of it's userbase went to a different board to discuss FE.
>>545137828Maybe you're right. I've never exposed myself to it so I can't really say, but what I definitely can say is that /sthg/ is not nearly as bad as some people make it out to be compared to some of the other generals on this site
>>545136643Krack doesn't sleep?
>>545137950Terminally online
Who is /sthg/'s cream?
>>545137950neets have rotating sleep schedulessource: neet
CORE4
>>545135898Anon, this is a blue board
>>545138052Krack, before she got old and busted.
>>545136430>loading screen makes my screen black>i see my face and a chinese girl sat nearbyso that girl should be behind anon, not in front of him
>>545138165>mfw krack browsed sthg as a cute loli before she became a bitter and jaded hagtime is cruel
We got the whole gang, now sraart assigning secondary anons to the secondary characters
>>545138336It's a neverending cycle. I was in a thread on heyuri not too long ago when a cute girl got underage b&
Destroying /sthg/ for good sounds fun
>>545138564the "turn into whisper" fetish guy is, well, whisper
I am well acquainted with the lore of Sonic the Hedgehog lore
What can I do to spice up this character's dreads? To really give him a more distinct feel from Knuckles, without losing that base idea of the dreads themselves or the idea of using the dreads to glide or whatever... ?
>>545138971kwab
>>545137145I've had people who say I don't understand Shadow. Claiming that I "know the most" about any specific subject might come across as a bit egotistical, but...>>545138165Back when I was underageb& I posted several vocaroos replicating Cream's voice.
>>545138927Remove the gay gem in his chest and he ll be a decent knuckles
>>545138971Why did they make Infinite lose so badly to Shadow if Infinite could completely disassemble OmegaWhy even make Episode Shadow to begin with
>>545138927Get rid of the Doctor strange cap. Why does he have that? It just clutters the design. Remove the flame design from the shoes. He already has that in his dreads and arms so having it again feels overwhelming. Get rid of the red thing around his waist. Too much red. Get rid of the yellow bandana. You need to learn less is more.
>>545139165it took a game with a shit ton of skins to convince 10 million users to preregistercsgo introduced skins 12 years ago, imagine how rich sega would be if they had realized it then
>>545138927Kinda impossible to make him distinct from knuckles cos his base is literally just knuckles
>>545139242Energy has shades like Kamina, Volcanix has a cape like Kamina. I want Volcanix to have a "Superman" vibe and I want to reflect that idea through having a cape. And I want to have a Gurren Lagann design element on each of my core characters, so this checks both boxes. Energy has Kamina's shades, my character has Simon's goggles, Kardia should have Yoko's visor, Volcanix has Kamina's cape, and then Star would have Yoko's bikini top I guess... In concept, it should be simple enough, it's just a matter of designing it properly.
Is there a way to see backgrounds for the Sonic games? I'm dead sure I remember a brick walls in one of them Megadrive games, but looking at footage on Youtube, I can't find it.
>>545139454Every Echidna in the Sonic franchise uses Knuckles as a base, and many of them are distinct from him. So no, it's not impossible.
>>545139089...Damn, I didn't know how right I was.
Anything worthwhile going on?Also fuck the new Captcha.
Sonic says: FUCK WOMEN!
>>545140020sonic blitz full release waiting room
>>545140020no
>>545136835It is weird, violet does this too and some other namefag.It's almost like they are up 24/7.
>>545140117The Marvel Snap clone? I forgot about that, hell yeah. I hope whoever the target audience was for that, likes it.
>>545139604Yeah but this design is completely built on knuckles. It's just knuckles but with a ton of mindless extra detail. Same colors, same dread shape, same everything. Tikal is at least slimmer, has different colors, and doesnt emphasize the chest and fists as much. Shade is also slimmer and looks totally different. This design literally just knuckles but more cluttered. It emphasizes the fists and chest just as much as knuckles
>>545140102This would be a great image if the breasts weren't annoyingly inaccurate to proper proportions and movement.
>>545139484 https://www.sonicgalaxy.net/sprites-gen-sonic/https://www.spriters-resource.com/browse/assets/?name=&consoles%5B%5D=7&exclude-unofficial=1
>>545140417Oh. And I just made this to beg for an answer. Thank you mate.
I'm on NNN and i'm literally dying.
>>545140291The character IS supposed to be like Knuckles, but I also want him to be "more" than Knuckles as well. He's the character in my project that represents Knuckles, alongside my other core characters that reflect Sonic, Tails and Amy... But with each one, I want them to feel like they take that initial concept to the next level. Like, taken further beyond. I'm just not sure on how to best do that with Volcanix in particular, at the moment.
>>545140102I want Sonic to kick me in the pussy too...
>>545140129Shame. Least we have a billion games to play from the SAGExpo this year.
>>545140154It is almost like they're two anons being impersonated by the same fag
I imagine being a honeyfag who isn't a shotacon probably sucks
>>545140578I fucking wish you were. Gooners should get hanged.
>>545140658Name 3 of them
>>545140384That's actually accurate to what Pyra's breasts are like in her own game.
aren't we overdue for a mainline sonic game leak soon? we should be hearing about something in the works
>>545135898Jokes aside, this is cute.
>>545140743maybe stop looking at porn
>>545140604Idk, i'd take a whole new direction. Right now I just see Knuckles but with a ton of extra nonsensical detail.
>>545140791My favorite has been Toree Saturn. Elsewise, we have Sonic Breaking Point which looks cool as fuck, and for a fucking weird pick Jelli Wave
>>545140973you can tell a lot about a sonic character's fandom by looking at their porn. Vanillafags and Rougefags have a /ss/ fetish. Minafags are insanely vanilla or predisposed to cutsey romance. Jetfags are gay. Shadowfags want him to have everyone else's love interests.
>>545140848I suppose thats fair. I dont play those kind of games so Id never know. The only RPG ive played lately is the funny french one
>>545141086I just got up too sigh
>>545140417Thank you, I found it. It's in the Launch Zone, but I don't remember it one bit.
Women don't have to participate in NNN. They can fuck male hedgehogs all they want.
>>545141008JeliWave, all one word, my mistake.
>>545141094you vastly overestimate pornabsolute mountains of "safe" sonic fanart are shit out onto the internet every day
>>545140903>Sonic team makes Fortnite but with karts and Sonic>Its a live service game>Turns out those games require a big team to maintain>Sega's already small team has to stretch thin to maintain everything>Games now develop painfully slow>Either we get new games so slow we might as well get nothing at all or they let the kart game suffer death by no updates like TF2
>>545140903I expect a Frontiers 2 announcement at VGAs
>>545141234I swear there was a version of this that included the maid from sonic X that was posted before
I wont play with Spongebob or Mega Man or Pac Man in CrosworldsOnly NiGHTS concerns me
>>545141552What makes you think it'll be a sequel and not something entirely new? Frontiers wasn't bad but it wasn't exactly amazing either.
>>545141478>or they let the kart game suffer death by no updates like TF2I'll give you a wild fucking guess what they'll go with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z6jZoVGNp
Sonic's a nazi....
>>545141094I feel like this makes sense in /sthg/ context mainly. Vanilla and rouge might as well be pornstars in this general and that mina description is mostly just cause of our minafag. Go outside the general and it feels much different. That shadow description kinda checks out tho
>>545141779Also, I want apologies form all you dick suckers saying the Switch 2 is gonna save this heap of shit.
>>545141786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z6jZoVGNpIShadow will be pissed
>>545141779is that bad or something?>>545141786>This video isn't available anymore
>>545141709https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/06/takashi-iizuka-sonic-frontiers-is-sonics-next-step-for-the-next-10-years
>>545141898It's low effort crossover slop with none of the heart and souls of even the worst racing games. The gimmick is portals, and they fucked up the EG.
>>545142020Didn't he also directly say he wanted to do Frontiers 2 at some point as well?
>>545141779Sega already said that have atleast a year of updates planned for this game, most of which are the crossover dlc characters which I assume they are obligated to follow through on regardless of how low or high the player count is.
>>545141898See >>545141897I forgot the l at the end of the embed
>>545142158Hahaha, well, looks like their greed will be their own undoing, yet again. What are the chances.
>>545142030Well, it's better than Mario Kart Tour so it's a win by Sega's book.
Knuckles will impregnate many women to continue the Echidna race
Zooey, Mina, Honey, Barby, Perci, and Cosmo?ALL FOR SHADOW
Would dreads like these look good on a Sonic character?
>>545142503I've seen Knuckles with those and it looked bad so no.
>>545141898Too high specs requirements for a racing game
force boys into dresses
>>545142370it's better that world as well despite what fags on v insist.
>>545142503Surge
>>545142573Well, then how could I make it look good? How could I simplify it to something that suits a Sonic character?
Welcome to Sonic we have:>2 hrs of new content on 14 year old game>a delayed fall guys clone>a shitty marvel snap clone>baby videos, for babies!>a flopped racing game that removed all the cool shit from Riders.>comics written by baby raping activists>movies that do staggeringly well, despite mischaracterizing their own MC>but don't worry, coming in next week have a sequel to the unity tech demo asset graveyard, Frontiers 2!I would unironically take the meta era over this, at this point.
>>545142751Frontiers sold more and was received better than the shitty 2000s games you grew up with End of story
>>545142643Maybe style it like Jabberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-T7SFMFAHM
>>545142845And was it worth it?
>>545142751No you wouldn't
>>545141234Knuckles is just diet-shadow
>>545121592Ill kill myself2 months wo any continuation
>>545142853I was thinking of him, but I was feeling like "dreads falling down" overall is already the Knuckles vibe anyway, so I wanted something else that's a bit different from the base Knuckles' style so I can combine the two together.But maybe combining Jabber with Xaldin is what I should do...
>>545142892Pontaff at least had the excuse of not knowing Sonic, dude.
>>545141709Kishimoto said he's already working on a follow up to Frontiers. It most likely won't be called "Frontiers 2" though
>>545142886Yes
>>545142601Yes I mean world originally
>>545143047Based slop enjoyer. The Jews love ya, kid. They could not ask for a more compliant golem.
>>545142636>Knuckles and his two girlfriends he's distantly related toincest jokes aside I do miss Tikal and Shade.
The Lord said it's blasphemous for any boy to wear girl clothesStop posting this shit
do you tip extra anon
Remember it's No Nut November, stop touching your dick
>>545143015Intentionally, they also hated Sonic fans for criticizing them.
>>545139165What outfit is this?
>>545143292Which one?
>>545143141Go back to pol
>>545143403Kike.
>>545143292dresses used to be worn by menpink used to be associated with boyshigh heels were originally designed for menmakeup has been used by men since ancient times
>>545143323
>>545143359Silver is not beating gay allegations
>>545143403Seconded
fuck jews
>>545143648>>545143495
>>545143323I've never intended to participate
>>545143716>more buzzwordsTalk about sonic
>>545143798Sonic would hate Kikes, because he hates oppression. Sonic would hate you.
sonic says the wrong side won ww2
>>545143798Anon, but these are just numbers...
>>545143956How has progress been coming along?
>>545144231Sorry man, I'm not the guy. I just like boobs
So THIS isnโt spam, but saying โTails!โ is? Youโre all massive hypocrites
>>545144613You're just a racist
>>545144613What?
>>545144613You aren't posting cute blobs like anon >>545144346 did so it passes
>>545144332A shame, but understandable.
SO... DOUBLE STANDARDS MUCH UH??UH?!???
>>545144613You tailstards are crazy sensitive
What is with this new era of stupid idiot consumers that want to pretend there's nothing wrong with this series right now? Are we getting shills this time of year, or are newer fans just legitimately blind to dogshit?
Shadowbros...
>>545144613>how can I make this about Tails?Both are spam, I want these posts to stop too. But this spam, and yes, its spam, has started just today. You do it every fucking day.
>>545144613You fags do it constantly all the fucking time
>>545145167>>545145246No Tailsfag does it to this degree
>>545145128where is the 17 foot long cock ?
>>545143502Yes but times change so stop it.
>>545145167Worst of all, they brag about derailing the thread. They spam on purpose.
>>545145303>Me, when I lie
>>545145173>i'm stronger than everyone in this dump>he and the destructix are the only ones with collars deactivatedHe would get raped by the entire prison like he was when restrained.
>>545145303>lyingEverybody except your fellow tailspedo friends will disagree
>>545144898I just canโt stand when I post ONE pic of my favorite character and get accused of spamming, then ACTUAL spamming, of fucking crosdressing of all things, occurs to a response of crickets. Itโs horseshit and Iโm tired of pretending itโs not
>>545144613yestails is ugly
>>545143614We need Yuri on ice with sonic characters
>>545145526Fuck you heโs cuter than any of the hedgehogs
Silver is pretty lame
https://files.catbox.moe/srzhla.png
Uh oh tailspedo melty
Where are the whiteboard's results?
>>545145502So lemme get this straight. Someone is being posted and you dont like it, right. What do you fags keep saying? Oh right:>posting your favorite character isnt spamWho's to say crossdressing characters isnt anons favorite?You faggots have such double standards yourselves, but only call it out when its someone else. Fuck off.
Don't feel lemonated.
>>545145414>>545145469Iโm not lying. Any โspammingโ of Tails is 2-3 pics at most at a time (AKA not spam). Youโre all just disingenuous retards who want to get away with whining about people liking a character you donโt.
>>545145502You know for a damn fact there are so many periods where tails get spammed to shit. Stop pretending you lot as so innocent; if you're gonna spam, don't be so sensitive when people get annoyed. You're shoving mindless tails pspts into peoples faces everyday, of course people are gonna get annoyed with tails. No one ACTUALLY dislikes the character, its you fans that are so obnoxious and whiny about him.
>>545144346Imagine the sleepovers. One would be the big spoon, another the little spoon, and another one in your ass
>>545142751I agree. At least with the Meta Era, everyone(Except for classic fags) could agree that the Sonic franchise was at it's lowest point. Literally nothing of quality came out and it gave people time to invest in other franchises. We just wanted the Sonic franchise to put out it's misery and Sonic Team could make something like NIGHTS 2 or Billy Hatcher 2. But the 2020s is just mixed. Everyone is fighting over what the franchise should be. Some fans want it go back to the way it was in the 2000s, some want the Sonic IP be more akin to Steven Universe and Owl House, some want it to be like Archie, some want it be more like the movies due to brand synergy, some want the franchise to rival Super Mario again, and there's a small minority that wants Classic Sonic to reign supreme again. It's just madness.
>>545145698i believe it hasn't been closed yet
>>545145808Shut the fuck up Sparky the Pedo
>>545145742I have no personal problem with the crossdressing anon. I have a problem with YOU not calling him out when heโs currently posting his things more than any Tailsfag does
>>545145698Why'd you want that, it's the same old garbage
>>545146012Maybe I like looking at the same garbage every Mondays
Welcome to Sonic we had: >An extremely broken game with a boring story.>A game where you can barely control Sonic>A cartoon where Sonic is asleep most of the time and focuses on a selfish rich kid>Educational garbage based on said cartoon>A completely broken port of a game that was over a decade old at the time despite even mobile phones having this >Spinoff based on Shadow that makes you spend time on all these missions no one wants to play >Crossover with Mario that is just boring mini games based on real world sports rather an actual real crossover>Comics that are religious propagandaSo happy with what we have now.
>>545146012I like it
>>545145808>Iโm not lying. Any โspammingโ of Tails is 2-3 pics at most at a time (AKA not spam)Here's a thread with over 60 Tails images in it.
sexy latina sonic fangirls
>>545146134Fucking take me back.
>>545145850Tails does not get โspammed to shitโ. Itโs just one dude who has a small folder and posts the same pics frequently. He usually stops after 2-3 posts. Thats not spam. Youโre just hypersensitive
>>545146253>>545146156Tailspedo's will say they're innocent and that it's everyone else's fault btw
>>545146134>we hadHoly ESL moment!
Sonic
Tailspedos will do this then complain about an image dump of art never posted here before
>>545145306Maria was a FEMBOY all along?
>>545146357Nothing esl about that.
>>545145526No
>>545146134I love how most of this is completely incorrect or just pure dishonesty to make the 2020s look remotely worthwhile
>>545146156>not even a third of the images total Not spam. Stop crying
Tailspedos are lying worse than the US Government about the Epstein Files.
>>545146357Esl-kun...
>>545145698host said that it'll close later today.
>>545146134You forgot to mention that Sonic is very cute and I want to cuddle/fuck him.
>>545146156 i remember that thread
How does this look?
>>545146461Its like they earnest believe IGN's propaganda.
So.....it's finally happenedZoomers who grew up with Lost World now pretending it was a good gameForces is next.
Silver
>>545146373That anon didn't complain about the images being posted, he complained about your double standard of not complaining about those images.
>>545146773Lost World at least looks like a finished game, unlike Frontiers.
>>545146773woah, time inevitably matches on, crazy, i never realized
>>545146773>73 views in 19 hoursSafely disregarded
>>545146721
>>545146690What's the point of this contraption in front of the house? What is it even doing?
>>545145646>>545146435only scrotes post tails
>>545146879I'm not here all the time to babysit these threads nonstop. If Tailsfags have a problem, it's because they spam so much that I see it when I come here. Simple concept.
>>545146976I think it's a generator.
>>545147012Alright now itโs personal >>545145965
>>545146773That is one person. You could also find people who liked the game on release.
>>545146976Water generator
>>545146828If "Silver", why "Mephiles" eyes?
Here's the full whiteboard. Thank you to everyone who showed up!
>>545147069>I conveniently only come here when Tailsfags postYeah okay buddy
>>545146930I like it
Foxboy blood.
Amy
>>545147189It's dead empty, why do you continue doing these?
gay nigga hours
>>545147087>>545147139But shouldn't this be "running" water for it to work properly? I don't think there was a river connected to it. As it is, I think Tails is expending power to expend more power, which I guess is a power move
>>545147238Im not going to talk you out of your schizo delusions. You'll believe them regardless. I said what I said and meant it.
>>545147012Last straw bitch
>>545146773Old is Le goodNew is Le badby the same zoomers who where complaining about said mentalityTime is a flat circle
>>545147314amy after she runs into a lamppost like the stupid ditz she is
Metal
>schizo once again preemptively posts the unfinished whiteboard to stick it to the host.dude, there's no reason to be this obsessed and angry
>>545147189>No cunny this week AGAIN
It's really simple. If the game has boost, it's utter garbage. That's the only metric that matters.
>>545146773Sonic Forces is BETTER than you remember..>giant red arrow pointing at Infinite>onions boy reaction faceI fucking hate modern Youtube.
>>545147335
sonics penis
>>545147323
Rodents
>>545147634This is what happens when everyone tries to clickbait to make money off Youtube, and it's only going to get much worse with AI slop and AI taking many jobs forcing people to do Youtube shit as a side hustle.
>>545147189A steaming pile of shit as usual. Marine looks cute though.
>>545147634It has 70 views anon, it's safe to say it didn't work. It's probably some Indian shilling his own channel.
Drogune launches next Monday.Will YOU be spite reading?
'tato
>>545147881No
>>545147839Fucking stop. At least have the bare minimum of conversation. Talk about Sonic. I dont care that this is some way to own Tailspedos, I'd still prefer an attempt at genuine discussion.
>>545147770I'm speaking more on the state of Youtube than that particular person. It's everywhere.
>>545147881I already took a look aat it on /co/Its boring
>>545147892Careful, this is spam according to the anons here
>>545147881where tf are the boobs
>>545147881It's not Sonic related, so I really dont care. I didnt like how they wrote Sonic, so I'm sure as hell not going to enjoy even spite reading something further away from Sonic.
>>545147839Fucking stop. It's NNN and those pics make me hard
>>545148031The one in the /co/ thread is from 2019. This is a rewrite and redraw. If nothing else, the art's a lot better.
>>545147881The art might be good but I don't think there's anything that makes me excited to read it. What exactly makes it unique from all the other fantasy shonen out there?
>>545147976yeah screaming about namefags is better, kill yourself
>>545148043The main character is short, all ass no tits.The little sister is probably going to be tall and have titties when she grows up.
If Ian Flynn is such a great writer, why does Drogune have virtually no audience?
>>545148032It is.
>>545147323FUCKING HER FOR DAYS
>>545148043>art by ABTThey should be ther->written by Ian FlynnAh. That's why
>>545147976>18 pics before someone complainedNoted. I better not see any crys of โspamโ before that point for any other character
>>545148335no boobs
>>545147881Oda bashed it kek
>>545147189No Mina this week? aww man...
>>545148120>NNNOh yeah was wondering what the slight uptake in horne the nnn snatchers are on the hunt be careful...
/co/ is defending Drogune. we lost.
>>545148262It isn't? Where the fuck did you get that idea from? I just want to fucking talk about this funny blue rat, nigga.>>545148391What the actual fuc are you talking about?
>>545148347Actually kill yourself retard
>>545148159>UniqueJack shit, same as Sonic.>WorthwhileThe character dynamics are good. The fight scenes are good. Can't say on plot or dialogue. Ian's done a couple short stories that were actually good in this setting, so it's up in the air on that.It's a coin flip. First attempt was bad and they made it clear they massively compressed and rewrote it.
>>545148517>we lost.what competition were we inno one ever gave me a signup sheet
>>545148541It's the truth. It's no-substance spam.
>>545147881
>>545148543>they made it clear they massively compressed and rewrote it.Well shit I guess I should check it out
>>545148335I'm here. We'll see in a week if he alienates me.>>545148403Has fat ass, at least.>>545148459No that's the stupid other story with some angst boy and girl Majin Buu. This one has not been touched by Nippon Steel.
>>545148519It took 18 โspamโ pics in a row for someone to say something. It usually takes a lot less than that if itโs Tails (literally 1 in this case >>545148347). Just noting for future reference, carry on
>>545148690Yeah, the webcomic version was supposed to be 150-300 pages for book 1. This version of book 1 is 80 pages, and they Ian already talked about cutting a ton of early exposition, the informant side character that clogged up like a dozen pages, a Lissie flashback that took up another dozen or so, etc.
>>545148613Both job to Moviever
>>545148673Then whereโs your crying for every other โno-substanceโ post?
>>545148613>50k votes on a YT poll
>>545147881I can't WAITIan Flynn cannot create anything. When people see how dogshit this is since he can't lean on any references to hold as a crutch ooooooloooh I can't wait for Twitter
What would happen if Drogune becomes a huge worldwide success far surpassing Sonic?
>>545148962Right fucking here? >>545147976You niggers are fucking blind to a post thats no calling you out, it seems. This shit is being spammed. I cant fucking keep up. Rest assured, I find it just as annoying. But you fags are making it worse by bitching at me about wanting a normal fucking thread.
>>545149007He's thrown it at like five companies and rebooted it 4 times across a decade. What if by sheer invested time this one's the outlier?
>>545149007Twitter will not care about this
>>545149079I have no idea what that means, but cool
>>545149298He started a second original comic that really does have no audience.You can only buy it as a digital version from his website.
>>545149167Drogune General will have to ban all Sonic fans from posting.
>>545148926>>545149178Fucking quit it.
>>545149167That's grest news also sthg takes another L like the frauds they are
Sonic characters for this feel?
>>545147881I thought this was yaoi for a sec
>>545149515Tails
Klaws McGee flopped Flynn cocksuckers
>>545149167Im sure the cope here would be biblical. Just as it was to the success of the movies. /sthg/ hates when something succeeds because it reminds them of the many, many failures of the games.
>>545149613I recall people here liking the movies.
>>545149181Yeah, only after I called out the double standard. You ainโt slick
>>545149851Heheheh, yeeeeah, if only that were the case.
Thoughts on the Build-a-Bear Sonic Movie plush?
>>545149441>/sthg/ on fraud watch I need power but without hardwork
>>545149904You're welcome to fight whichever windmills you call dragons, Don Quixote.
>>545149851The first movie sucked, skipped the second one, and the Third movie was a watered down SA2. Also the Knuckles spin-off wasn't even about Knuckles...
whorenic
>>545149419Yeah Klaws is ass. Drogunr better.
Who should Shadow cum inside of next?
>>545149904They're posting these because of YOUR behavior, nigga. Fuck right off.
This thread is kinda fucking HOMOSEXUAL what's up with that? Can we get some good old fashioned hetero up in here ?
>>545150275Himself
>>545150275Mariaagain
This is a good thread. Keep it up
>>545147189Why'd you remove mina
>>545150316They started this >>545142593 well before my first post about it >>545144613 bitch ass nigga
>>545150678it looks terrible who cares
>>545150751I am talking beyond today, you fucking retard.
>>545150776Ah, you're jealous, that makes sense
>>545150871sadly he's done this before, dude is obsessed
>>545150871>y-you're jealousBobo will never ever improve
>>545151031Of course, his art skills are already perfect
>>545150847Now whoโs making baseless assumptions?
>>545151029I'm curious, why Mina specifically, is he just an archieschizo
>>545151031neither will you
The whiteboard is still open for a while and there is still some empty spaceCome draw something, quick! https://magma.com/d/w0lDInhNKk
If I draw a penis, would you delete it?
>>545151363Not if you make it penis the hog
>>545151154no he just hates drawfags, why he's targeting bobo specifically I'm not sure.
>>545151272How long until it dies
>>545147189Damn everyone drew better than me
sexnic
>>545151435He tends to latch onto random drawfags, then eventually stops and gets bored when he gets ignored long enough. Just reeks of a seething failed artist
Stop being horny do the right thing and play crossworlds
>>545151272nobody cares lol, fuck off to your discord.
>>545151149Still you.
>>545149419Yikes
>>545151630I care
>>545151272I'll doodle some sex later, keep it warm and tight for me babygirl
>>545151637>no uOkay weโre done here, youโre just a bitch ass faggot
>>545150232
>>545151610>Stop being horny I'm not horny right now. >do the right thing and play crossworldsPffft, no fucking thank you.
>>545151610already put in ~40 hours, I'm just taking a break.
>>545151682It's pretty damn bad. The art is nice, but the writing leans really hard on the "there are 9 simultaneous, related timelines" bit. It gets stuck cycling through variants instead of telling the damn story.
>internet tough guy
>>545151751Feel free to stop replying to me any time, then. It's not like you had anything worthwhile to say to begin with.
>>545151610Already doing so, working on time trials right now
>>545151776>>545152073This makes me think at least half of crossworlds player numbers are from here.
>>545152262more
Best character
>>545152262Silver isn't gay.
>>545152316Which is crazy since consensus here is that itโs dumb kartslop
Can we please fucking stop spamming?
>>545152262Black tentacles ?
>>545152379ok we get it you can stop spamming now
I do not understand the appeal of Mephiles.
Kitsunami
>>545152421Who?
>>545151851>Ian's a multiverse fagKek
>>545152316The Steam version of crossworlds definitely has most of it's player count made up of anons from /v/ and here, not sure about any of the console versions though.
>>545152385That's not for him to decide
>>545152262Moar>>545152385None of the hedgehogs are but it's odd that after dozens of homoerotic images it's the Silver one that gets to you, as if to proclaim Silver's straightness is in jeopardy
>>545152614idk
>>545152416Two things can be true. They can play it religiously and still cry about it. Being a Sonic fan is all about subjecting yourself to really low quality gameplay in the hopes it's barely better than the last game. You either cope about the quality, or bitch about it while you play, I guess . We are all trapped here.
>>545152489?>>545152597:)
>>545152686>>545152686>>545152686
>>545152427>30+ crossdressing hogs>*crickets*>ONE Tails>โcan we please fucking stop spamming?โAt least try to act like itโs the spamming you care about and not your hatred of a character
>>545152637If the avg player numbers for Steam are in the 400s (historically the best selling platform for Sonic). We can use rhat number times the number of consoles the game is currently available for. 6 for now, 7 with Switch 2 and find a max player count of about 2400 players. Yikes, and people think the Switch 2 is gonna give 8 morbillion players.
>>545152775This applies to you too >>545152489
>>545152653 Silversissies are very insecure about their very homoerotic self insert being portrayed as gay
