Shadowbaby Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>544695338
>>545133353Good edition. We need more beauty in this world.
>>545133353best girl
>>545133819abhorrant
Fist time having "the pride of the gates" in my team and i gotta say Warlock is busted.
>>545135331lae'zel would never wear something like this
>>545136030yes she would
this is the 4th most downloaded companion mod this year
>>545136792are there any that make her boobs bigger? her vanilla tits don't suit her at all.
>>545137325Muscle mommies don't have big tits
>>545137325ye
>>545137512link me, nigga
>>545138054https://baldursgate3.game/mods/#/m/eternal-queen-setany mod that got the queen body type it's outfit dependant if I recall correctly haven't modded bg3 for a while
Missionary with Astarion
Kissu with Minthara.
>>545142282tastes like shadowheart
>>545142282Gawd i want to fuck Jaheira
>>545142470https://store.steampowered.com/app/228280/Baldurs_Gate_Enhanced_Edition/
>>545142282rebound lol
Can I have a push in the right direction please, this fight is impossible. I've already killed the other 2, I think I was supposed to lure them away/near the grove to make it easy, but ended up just fighting the Drow and having someone appear and kill the priestess. Even if I hide in the rafters and hit this guy from range he wrecks me from the ground
>>545143142You can kill them there its fine. I like to throw items and spells at Dror from the rafters. If he gets close he's worse.
>>545143142You can kite him and his gobbos to death if you start the fight by shooting through the hole in the wall from the previous room above the spider pit.If you have minor illusion you can lure him to the smokepowder barrels up the stairs in his room.
>>545143142get up to the rafters, have someone cast minor illusion to group them up and have gale cast fireball
>>545143142His little band of goblins are somehow hitting me for insane damage from the ground. I only have Shadowheart and Orc lady atm. I left Haslin because I don't want to fight the entire area if I can avoid it. I'm planning on using him for the windmill fight, that's another one where I have no chance. I'm only level 3 whilst Dror is 5 - probably the issue?
>>545143626>Orc lady
>>545143626You should be level 4 for the gobbo camp. Halsin won't join you at the windmill, AFAIK he runs back home after the gobbo camp is clean.
>>545143626>I only have Shadowheart and Orc lady
>>545143626>I'm only level 3Yes, that would be it. All the major fights in Act 1 can pose a challenge before you get your first feat at level 4. Also, you make it sound like you're fighting him with 3 party members. You don't have anyone else? That's a bit odd and would definitely make things harder. If you aren't adverse to cheesing, try blowing him up with the various smokepowder barrels in the goblin camp. There's a cache of them behind the midget trader "Roah Moonglow" towards the entrance.
>>545143998>>545143983Ty will give this a try, might just go and get Haslin. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to have anyone else at this point? There was a person being bullied on the windmill outside, no idea if they'd join my party but that fight was also too difficult.
Get yourself another follower.Are the ogres in the blighted village still alive? you can make a deal with them if they are.
>>545144358Did you kill the pale elf guy or run past a magic portal
>>545144358you missed gale, karlach, and astarion
>>545143142Use cloud of daggers to deal with the goblins try to free halsin to help you
>>545144554>>545144532I don't remember any of these. Am I retarded? I headed almost directly for the village, spoke to Zevlor and the Druids then came straight here. I didn't encounter anyone else? Also, it was going so well until the climbed the ladder.
>>545144358Yep that's a job for Wyll!
>>545144769>Am I retarded?Sad but yesAstarion is by the big shipwreck at the start.Gale is in the portal by the start. Wyll is at the druid's grove, he's the guy who helped in the first goblin fight. Laezel is close to the grove in the forest, trapped in a cageOnly Karlach takes some time to get.
>>545144769Oh wait you have Laezel. My guess is you either killed Astarion or told him to gfto and you ran by Gale. Wyll I can see someone missing easily.
>>545144769>Am I retarded?you're definetly rushing
>>545145252>>545145089>>545145289My bad, guess I'll wander around the starting area more or just google a guide to at least pick everyone up. I've never encountered Astarion. I did see Wyll but no idea where he is within the camp. I'm going to assume there isn't a lone wolf system where you get more AP with less party members like Divinity.
>>545145837fwiw, both wyll and astarion suck, so i never do anything with them. buuut, they have a lot of content in their companion quests
>>545145837Astarion's great and warlock is fun for Wyll. Its not too late to get them, you can go back. Gale might be dead, I am not sure.
>>545131402congratulations!!>>545143626>orc lady
>>545145837>there isn't a lone wolf system where you get more APNo, you just get personal enjoyment or something if you solo it. I don't think you met Withers either, but you can get a customizable almost blank slot companion if you don't want to use the companions.
>>545133353Random thoughts about the Moonrise Assault and beyond. Unsorted spoilers ahead obviously.- Two party approach FTW. 3 companions for the surface, another 3 for down below. Varied, fun, refreshing. It felt like a true team effort. - Prone from our Ice didn't trigger the Harpers, making it an excellent tardwrangler. - Sleet Storn is underrated. Perfect Ice surface creator for those w/o access to Ray of Frost (Halsin) and it bothers enemy casters.- Ice Arrow works with the 4.5 Cold AoE ring. Bloodlust Astarion was enough to keep most Harpers at bay.- Dryad was an MVP candidate. Free Spike Growth re-cast at every turn is a Swiss Army knife. Just keep her away from trouble.- Enemies seem to fear spikes. At least Absolute Paladins wasted turns b/c of it.- Gnolls feed on corpses if they miraculously survive the battle.- Ice doesn't count as Difficult Terrain. Test run for Force Conduit Lae'zel delayed.- Lann Tarv fighting means free Dwarven Splintmail, Halberd of Vigilance and Enraging Heart Garb. That's 3360G (base price) you don't need to spend.- Jaheira comes with only 5 spells but 12 slots. Letting the AI control her is a huge waste.- Blessing of Selune (Resistance to magical Necro) meant surprisngly little.- Disarmed Ketheric still wields a Warhammer in cutscenes but switches to a Myrkul Flail (and drops it on his death) in the 2nd phase.- Big K's Achilles' heel must be Ice (surface) from a high Spell DC caster. He's like a... pig on ice?!- Resonance Stone felt like a noob trap there. Psychic vulnerability in a Mind Flayer colony? C'mon now.- Mind-Archive Interface was a 5 star idea. Right in the feels!- Aylin's AI is like a puppy who think she's a direwolf when not distracted by a dandelion.- The best post-assault dialogue belongs to Art.
are there consequences to using the [illithid] [wisdom] checks? my companions comments on it seem like there are
>>545147068No
Thank you Jesus. Now to roam tutorial island looking for party members. Ty for advice frens
>>545145837how can you miss wyll...?isnt his interaction forced when you walk by the kids practicing
Viconia just committed suicide by jumping into the fire. I could have fixed her...
>>545147278If you don't walk where the kids are
going forward this is now /aag/ - Astarion Ancunin Generalonly pookieposting is allowed
This but wyll
>>545147068There used to be, but not any longer. Just one of the many things lost in early access...They added back in one check in the epilogue that depends on a few of your tadpole related decisions, so they remembered they wanted to do that lol. But generally speaking, there are no immediate consequences.>>545147445That "Viconia" is a doppleganger. The real Viconia was killed by Lolth assassins years ago. The ending of bg2 told me. Someone at Larian forgot...or that's a fake Viconia.
>>545144769Retarded kainyank.
Behold! A frog from OUTER SPACE!
I just wanted to say that I love my wife.
>>545154720Hideous. Is this his screenshot
>>545154797No need to be so mean to Lae'zel...
cute frogs everywhere!!
>>545154720gross (and cute minty+cute frog)
How do frogs so effortlessly mog human "females"?
What's the ratio of vanilla gamers:gameplay modders:coom modders in this thread?Should I go full degen here or in skyrim?
>>545156351I just make my characters pretty not coomerish
Mizora feet
act 3 feels so weird I wonder if keeping the upper city wouldn't have made the game unironically worse
>>545142282Jaheira approves.>>545146910>Unsorted spoilers ahead obviously.That won't do. Please remember to use the spoiler tags next time.
>>545155558>>545155770>>545156295what is manthyfag's endgame here?
>>545159935not thinking about shadowheart
>>545143142just blow that shit up, senpaithree barrels across the stage should do the trick
after thinking about it for a while minthara is the companion that is the most likely to betray you
>>545135331cute frog
>>545153267>>545153460>>545153618>>545154720cute!
>>545162108Yeah shes a retarded drow
>>545162108the baby must be dror razlin's too
>>545143142>filename
>>545156295
>>545143142what level are you?just walk away, explore other parts of the map
>>545143626>orc ladylmao Lae'zel fag eternally btfo
>>545133819uwu streamer cat girl?
>>545171147she's just ugly, there's nothing wrong with that.
>>545171495probably not bg3 it was kind of a bad sequel and wasn't an adaptation of a book, mayber cyberpunk 2077, witcher or wolf among us
>>545171882the grinch ass looking motherfucker
ShadowCUTE!ShadowCUTE!ShadowCUTE!
>>545171495futa nights bloody sluts
>>545171495I don't think there is one. Video games tend to age pretty badly.Also I'd say while the movies are amazing and clearly made with love, they are not exactly super faithful to the books.
>>545172438
Anal gaping Astarion with durge dragonborn dick
halsin X wyll
>>545171495Despite the flaws, I think bg3 does qualify. It was made by sincere and talented people who just wanted to make a fun game. We can nitpick various flaws all day, but it does meet those fundamental qualifications.A few other games that come to mind that meet those qualifications are bg1, bg2, planescape torment, deus ex 1, and vtm:bloodlines.However, it's easy to just list the best games ever made that have already stood the test of time, so to name a few contemporary games that were made by sincere and talented people that just wanted to make a fun/good game that I think will stand the test of time in the future, Expedition 33 comes to mind.I think the single most important aspect of this is the sincerity part. So many young people are afraid of sincerity. You see it all the time, in how they behave, and what they create. If you're sincere about something, that opens you up to criticism. But if everything you do is ironic, then you can just say "you didn't get it, it was ironic" if someone criticizes your work. Someone who is actually sincere and passionate stands out these days.There's a second layer to sincerity too. Corporate lawyer mandated policies, focus group determined decision making, MBA's involved in the large scale decision making process of an artistic endeavor, and other such modern day industry issues are examples of things that lead to an insincere product. This is why I like to mention Ex33, because that game is the result of a group of Ubisoft (one of the worst companies about that list of things) devs getting fed up with that process and striking out on their own, where a small group of 30 people had complete creative control from start to finish, brainstorming to publication. That is sincerity.Sincerity is so important. Even if someone isn't talented or intelligent, if they're sincere, they will at least make art. Ubisoft and other megacorps don't make art anymore.
>>545174642NOBODY read
>>545174642i read
>>545174642now make an essay about how shadowheart changed your life
>>545171495games aren't art and have no lasting value
>>545174642I read and enjoyed. I'm glad someone here is still sincere.
>>545175086me when I samefag
>>545174642>This is why I like to mention Ex33, because that game is the result of a group of Ubisoft devs getting fed up with that process and striking out on their ownWasn't it only the French CEO and two others that were from Ubisoft? The CEO walked into Ubisoft in a higher role because his daddy is a multi millionaire too. Acting like the whole team is made of up fed up ubisoft devs is disingenuous
>>545175021NPC take, video games can be art especially a game as cinematic as bg3
>>545175430>the thing my gpu renders is art
>>545174642i love how sincere you are about your posts
toadcel sucking mantharafag offimagine it
>>545176134Lae'zel x Minthara
why is lorroakan's back hurting and afraid to turn old if he's young? Is he ''gortash young''?
>>545176862why is Gale on the Waterdeep sex offender registry?
>>545177075>why is the guy that got groomed by an old man to turn into the lover of a goddess a sex offender?Gale was barely 10 when Elminster met him btw
>>545176862He's young for a grand wizard mayhaps. His fear of mortality is his main driving point behind capturing Aylin
>>545176862He looks old
>>545177759Elminster looks old, pal. This guy is in his 30s, maybe pushing 40.
>>545174642Good post.>So many young people are afraid of sincerity. You see it all the time, in how they behave, and what they create.This part especially rings true. You can observe it all the time in these threads. Anonymous posters who have grown in a post-irony world and are deathly afraid of committing to an opinion, even though it can't be linked to a name - because they are deathly afraid of criticism or debate. In turn, they refuse to take characters seriously and prefer easy stereotypes, because to them, there is comfort in such certainty. This character is based, this character is cringe. I don't think BG3 is the "Lord of the Rings" of RPGs - that is both reductive and limiting - but it is definitely made with passion. That matters.
>>545177972Look at those wrinkles
Lae'zel is the cute. discuss
>>545179210Who did you steal this screenshot from schizoid
>>545179409don't give him attention
>>545179210I really don't know who you're more obsessed with at this point, the disgusting nametranny, the moronic slopfag or all the Tavs that anon posts. The funniest part about all of it is that not a single soul out of these care about you.
>>545179608/bgg/ is all he has
>>545179608(you) care enough to reply anon thats enough :)
Really Shadowheart is based and canonpilled.
BG3's biggest flaw for being one of the greatest games ever is having such an unmemorable final battle theme. Bet you can't even remember what it sounds like.
>very end of gauntlet of shar>romance option pops upshould i do it? i figured origin lae'zel would end up romancing no one but you can start shart's romance surprisingly late
>>545180742gortash, raphael and orin had a way better boss fight, boss theme and boss arena than the brain, the final fight was mid maybe that's why you can skip it by making emperor invisible idk
>>545180742only 50% of players got out of the first act lmao
>>545180985Didn't stop Raphael's final act from being memorable.
>>545180985who gives a shit? half of elden ring players never beat one third of the game too, most people don't finish long rpgs that has nothing to do with how good or memorable they are, bobby had a concert in spain a few weeks ago and he sang raphael's theme, you can't say that bg3 is not iconichttps://x.com/Borislav_Slavov/status/1982177419185320186
>>545180896would be cute and canon
BG3 is a bad game.
mintharafaggot
>>545180742non humanoid final bosses are always a disappointmentelder brain is no exception
>>545191921L take
>>545191921I dunno, JRPGs usually nail the final boss being a giant demon/god.
it's going down
>>545191743he still wont tell me how many times he's killed her
Baking cookies with Bex!
>>545193643He's actually still playing through her romance every once in a while
>>545193864100%
>>545193864well that should take five minutes
Mintharafag has been embedding secrets in his images. Uh oh tranny
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>545194223What secrets
>>545194795The FBI kind.
>>545194885swen's favorites
>>545185836cute and the chud
>>545159935I dunno ask mintyfag. I'm a frog enjoyer
>>545195154a faggot in other words
>>545195246stay mad lol
>>545195246no that would be (you)
>>545195334>>545195452Come on, manthyfag...
stay malding retard while we continue to post cute frogs
>>545195826
>>545195476>EvErYoNe I dOnT lIkE iS mAnThYfAg>season: 2931802389
>>545195452>>545196486nicefrogs
Lae'zel lusts for Dragon men.
Alert or war caster for Shart? War caster seems better, but there's also plenty of equipment that gives advantage for con checks
>>545197206me when I play based dragonborn
>>545197612i always keep her pure cleric and get both of those + ASI
>>545197880First time using photo mode, this is fun!
>545196758There's another one. Careful what you save.
>>545197206>>545200558cute frog
>>545200725Can you explain your schizophrenia to me
>545200995It'll be explained to you soon, and you won't like it.
walked back into act 1 to do shart's date scene and volo popped into my camp. neat. i figured he'd be gone until act 3 since i skipped the goblin camp
:((((((((((((((((This made me cryI love you Minthara
>>545203053>made me cryLOL
>>545203053the vast majority of players remember her as act 1 mini boss
>>545200558awww yiss>>545200558>>545202261cute froge>>545203053minty cute!
What an awful thread
>>545205369They're all awful.
>>545205369trve!
>so many frogsi love it
>>545206552another cute frog!
>frogcute>mintharabarf
lae'zel is to the eyes what ear wax is to the taste buds
>>545203053How did a minor companion get all the best lines?
>>545207939Heard you were talking shit.
>>545179557Don't be racist here. It's not acceptable.>>545179608I'm obsessive about truth and beauty. This is a sincere statement that doesn't hide behind posturing and detachment like you do. Of course, your reply is just reinforcing Mintharafag's point that you are, like many others, afraid of sincerity. So by calling me "obsessed," or someone no one cares about - which is irrelevant, as it asserts one would only post on 4chan for empty validation - you can dismiss anything I say, and remain a sideline commentator.You can hide behind layers of irony, so that your stance can never really be challenged. Try having an opinion for once in your life. Mine is that BG3 is a great game that shines in its roleplaying potential, worldbuilding, and character moments. (Notice I didn't mention the plot - which we can pick apart, and have, repeatedly.) The female companions are all interesting and well-written - Astarion is there too, I guess. Bex and this Tav are really pretty. And Kagha did nothing wrong.
>>545209682That's a modded face, right? Very pretty.
>>545209302all that swordmanship practice has paid off!
>>545209682Take your schizophrenia meds
>>545209912A B GAlways Be Grinding
>>545209682Nobody reads your posts. And take your meds
>>545210485Nobody reads your posts. And take your meds
>>545211010Don’t get mad. Just take your meds
Nobody reads my posts.
>>545173001That's a really pretty (and overlooked) screenshot.
>>545211348See >>545209982
>minthara's exp toward a level got reset when i walked back into act 1are you fucking kidding me larian
>>545211373I read
>>545211462Nobody clicked on that. Nobody reads your posts. Just take your meds
>>545212084See >>545211857
>>545212959See: >>545211348
Only thing I 'see' is your defeat. I see it every day.
>>545209854Yes. This general is capable of very cute Tavs, much to the chagrin of the shitposter.>>545211373Writing a post can be enjoyable, even if everyone ignores you. Putting your thoughts into words can be very therapeutic. And maybe some people do read your posts, even if they don't feel the need to react every time. Would you like to read about the 32 reasons why this sister loves Astarion?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542390179/#542462172https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542390179/#542462284
>>545215808lae'zel you can't call shadowheart the excrement when she's right behind you
>>545215332You should not be allowed to have internet access
>>545215332>Would you like to read about the 32 reasons why this sister loves AstarionNo.
>>545216312Understandable. It doesn't change the fact that such posts are much more valuable than low-effort schizoposting. Because they're sincere.
>>545217232Sincerely gay, sure.
so when are they going to fix line of sight
Shadowheart General
It's time to roleplay another character in BG3: a lesbian who makes out with Shadowheart's butt.
>>545215217Take your meds
>>545232476meant for >>545229809
Chadlocks, what are you favorite spells? What is your preferred spell list?
>>545234803Eldritch blast. Literally only need 2 levels in warlock for this to be the best spell in the game. The boots I get from Omelette just makes it better.Any spell that can’t be upcasted is pure shit and is either ignored or replaced when I level up
>>545216713beautiful frog
>>545227886cute drow
>>545235731doesn't even worship lolth, he's just an ashy elf
>>545235872He?
>>545235952He.
>>545235872I will not entertain your mental illness. go to reddit, scrub
>>545236326talk to him yourself, he says point blank he doesn't worship lolth
>>545236220Is you dumb?
>>545236695No, I appreciate Lolth.
femboy tiefling jumpscare
What things will trigger Lae’zel to turn hostile in the creche?
>>545245260stealing the rock raiders
>>545175021shlocky hollywood blockbusters arent art either
Who's your favourite VA?
>>545252579Neil & Samantha honorable mentions to Shart's, Raphael's, gortash's and orin's
>>545252579jk
I forgot to post this. 4 Harpers, 3 Gnolls, 1 Absolute Zealot. The 4 Iron Fist on the right stood back in the Prison, so while they were included on the action queue the game just auto-skipped their turns. That Absolutist was the last enemy alive and out of curiosity I wanted to see how long it takes for our allies to kill him. I shit you not: all 7 of them Missed then one Harper got smitten to death by the Paladin. This shit was the reason I turned the Main Hall into an ice skating ring at the start of the battle. Long story short they were only able to finish that badly outnumbered Zealot at 40% HP during their 4th attempt, and I had to soften him up with a sneaky Bone Chill first. I was aware of the numbers (and the bugs) behind friends and foes but this level of incompetence greatly surprised me. You can chalk it up to a streak of bad rolls but this shit was criminal.
>>545234803Other than hex to make eldritch blast slightly better or counter spell to just be useful in general, there's not a lot that make a huge difference. Hellfire rebuke is fun at lower levels, but not really worth a slot at higher onesDarkness and Hunger of Hadar are both extremely useful for slightly different reasons with that darkvision invocationCreate undead is probably the best mystic arcanum since you'll actually bother using it in a fight and it doesn't take turns away from eldritch blastingOtherwise it doesn't really matter. In theory control spells with a variety of different saves would be the best choices leveling up, but you may as well just pick utility shit outside of those
who's wyll's favorite rapper?
I forgot, why doesn't Ketheric remember the durge?
>>545259204this guy https://m.soundcloud.com/random-turbo/i-just-wanna-fck-a-dude
>>545259243it's the other way around dark urge doesn't remember ketheric
>>545259243He did, but he does give a pretty low level of scrutiny to just assuming you're a normal true soul considering how big of a role the Dark Urge had in the entire conspiracy.
>>545259887>>545259383Yeah i'm retarded he thinks we're just a regular true soul.
>>545234803A Warlock primarily casts Concentration CC spells (Hunger of Hadar, Darkness, Confusion, Hold Person/Monster etc.) for me. He also serves as another source for Counterspell and has Fire-based DD spells that he only casts if it can truly turn the tides of the battle. Honestly a lot depends on if I'm using the Warlock next to a full caster with actual spell slots, or in pair with a half-caster as an alternative for that full caster.
Said calmly as she walked out of it herself.
>>545270841Language, Mizora.
is arcane trickster worth trying at all
>>545270841if everything interesting about wyll is tied to mizora why didn't they just make mizora a major character and turned wyll into a minor one instead?
>>545271003Her appearance there allowed me a see the character from a different angle.>>545274438As long as you don't have hefty expectations sure. Rogue as a class is underwhelming compared to the alternatives but it still have useful aspects. AT is just like that. The core issue is that it only gets Magical Ambush at level 9 and you're pretty much restricted to self-casting before that. By the time you actually reach MA you'll have enough equipment to maximize your spell DC one way or another, too bad all this only come together by the last third of Act 2. So just adjust your expectations and you'll be okay.
Now that the Transmog and Spelltheft mod is on console, I've been testing out different characters on companions. And I must say, having Astarion look like Dragonborn Durge feels quite fitting. While the mouth barely opens for animations, it makes him feel more powerful and threatning. Mostly because he's a Dragonborn vampire. Also, it allows me to technically have Durge as a party member, so it feels like a win! As an aside, now I'm thinking of using the custom companion mod as a Durge, to make two companions as aides during his time among the Absolute. One to represent Bane, and the other Myrkul. I'm thinking of making one of them Arthas to represent Myrkul, but I'm stuck between either Tav or Alfira for Bane. Mostly because I really want Alfira as a companion.
>>545252579lae'zel
>>545284201:)
>>545284462and mcdonalds is more popular than kobe beef, who knows how many of those sales are legitimate in the first place
>>545270841I love her so much
>>545285591you tell me
>Don't look at me like thatThe Emperor should not open with the ceremorphosis sales pitch in the scene his identity gets revealed in if he wants to be trusted desu.
me humanme fighterbig swordattackattackattack againfuck mageslife is good
>>545285924nice collage Suresh, too bad it doesn't mean anything
>>545286105my favorite minor frog after the scientist you meet in the creche
>>545286387she looks like she enjoys bullying istiks
>>545289991midge races should know their place
Shadowheart's romance theme: https://youtu.be/YVsMZ3bBTl8?si=JUB0j59BiDYlehCv
>>545284201HE'S STILL AT IT!
>>545289991That's a big drow...>>545290206Based.
>>545291930Because he's still right.
>>545292702>>545292702>>545292702>>545292702
>try romancing karlach or shart >end up with lae'zel
>>545297720>try for karlach>end up with lae'zelLike falling into an african latrine
>>545297720sure you did
why are the male romances so shit?
>>545298130yesbut karlach is still running hot, so ok fair enough, and shart didn't want to
>>545298267Tav is a canonical lesbian
Should I use UnlockLevelCurve?
>>545292702>>545292702>>545292702>>545292702oops wrong image>>545297720story of my every playthrough
>>545299525can you stop posting your agp character
>>545300002>quit posting bg3 screenshotsyou sound like a massive faggot
>>545300002(you) as zevlor
>>545300138none of you can make attractive characters
>>545300590I once made a self insert that was so attractive people have saved and reposted her. I think it helps I'm an actual woman and not an AGP "sister" freak.
>>545300590rude
>>545300793Sure buddy, post your Tav then
>>545301118I don't have the screenshots anymore, hence why I was amused someone saved her. But I wouldn't regardless, you can just live in suspense "buddy"
dwarven splintmail might be the ugliest armor in the game
>>545301558fitting then that it be worn by the ugliest character in the game, lae'zel. maybe you should do faerun a kindness and give her a helmet, closed face.
CloudKINO!Wish the game had more battles like this one.
>>545301558Yeah. thankfully it's not better than a few other armors so we always have something else to wear instead. I've gotten used to the adamantine heavy since I use it for so long every playthrough. And thankfully the armor of agility and the armor of persistence are both good looking for act 3.
>>545302554you should hide your self insert's face more often
>>545299457Go ahead and use it if you want, I find it to be a lot of fun. Just wish there were more difficulty mods to match it.
sexo
>>545302554how much AI slop do you generate of your ugly tav and manthara
>>545302554i stuck to an accurate-ish lae'zel rp so all of act 1 except the creche was skipped. no dammon. no adamantine. unfortunately some poor shmuck is gonna have to wear it until i kill raphael
Very funny.
I'm going to write an erotic fanfic starring mintharafag and wyll, I'll post it here
>>545304814it should be shaddy
>>545304991no he has to get cucked
>>545304814make halsin steal wyll from the namefag
>>545305280Wyll would never cuck someone
>>545274438In the very specific scenario where:1. You have no arcane caster or Eldritch Knight in your party, won't resort to hireling camp casting, but still want utility spells like Longstrider and Enhance Leap.2. You want to fully embrace the weirdness and potential of Mage Hand Legerdemain - it's technically an invisible summon that can shove, throw potions and grenades, and be buffed like anything else.3. You are feeling brave enough to play a melee Rogue with access to Booming Blade - worth noting that Arcane Trickster can self-cast Shield for +5 AC - without being an Elf or Half-Elf. Fighter 1 is also a natural dip here.4. You want to leverage Magical Ambush, as noted by >>545281094....then Arcane Trickster might be worth a shot. It'll be different at least, which is typically more interesting than going for the bread-and-butter Thief 3 / Ranger 5 core and spamming hand crossbow attacks.
>>545274438i did a 4 rogue run and arcane trickster sucked hard. only worth doing on a roleplaying or challenge run
>>545306365bet she reeks....
>>545309849don't sell her short, she's also hideous and annoying
but enough about shadowheart
>>545309849you know being in space and all i bet the gith don't even have a need to sweat thats why lae'zel is so obsessed with your sweat
>>545300002
>>545311129The astral plane is weird. I don't think they even need to eat there, but by extension of that I don't know what the hell the body even does in a state like that.
>>545311129>>545311725before the game lae'zel has never been to the astral
>>545311626
Act 1 is a masterpieceAct 2 is disappointing and has less ways to tackle quests and objectives than the previous oneAct 3 is a very long unrewarding mess where you reach level cap in 2 hours upon entering and drags a bunch of unneccessary characters from previous titles to remind you that it shouldn't have shared the same title
>>545313137Dnd is kinda gay and hindered swens vision
>>545309849Every companion stinks. There's only so much infrequent dipping into the river and some soap can do - especially without a change of underwear. What matters if whether they're comfortable with their smell. Astarion canonically isn't.>Shadowheart: A distinct whiff of undeath to this place... though curious, I can't say I've ever noticed the same about you, Astarion.>Astarion: My 'whiff' is very faint, thank you - nothing a little bergamot, rosemary, and a hint of aged brandy can't hide.>Astarion: It's the perfect olfactory disguise for a corpse. Honestly, I missed my calling as a perfumer.This kills the sister's wallet.
>>545313810Almost half of the companions can cast summon water play bg3 once in a while
>>545313989do you count getting caught in the rain as a shower?
>>545313810*What matters is>>545313989That won't get rid of the stink. Try cleaning yourself once in a while.
>>545314079Casting water on an NPC washes away all of the grime in game and in the tabletop
>>545314168Why do you want the characters to stink when they got both water and soap? Is that your fetish?
where is the mf druid!
>>545313359Having played Divinity: Original Sin, it must have hindered his vision in an extremely productive way
Wyll smells good astarion stinks almost as much as minthara
>>545314763BG3 is dos1+++++++++++++++ though the larian formula has never changed
How bad is Monk with a weapon?it's the only class i haven't played yet but i don't like unarmed combat.
>>545315345>but i don't like unarmed combat.you'll like it once you try open hand
>>545315345I wouldn't consider going completely without a weapon until later in the game anyway. Until you get those boots from the Githyanki ambush between acts 2 and 3 you're basically just as well off with a weapon with the flawed helldusk gloves.Personally I like the mod that lets you make unarmed attacks while having weapons equipped and just kept that one staff you can buy from Ethel for most of the game though.
>>545314416It's not really about what I want. It's canon that Tav stinks - or at least enough for Lae'zel or Gale to notice. Now, maybe Tav is a slob compared to the more proper companions, or maybe Lae'zel's and Gale's senses of smell are just sharper than the rest, but I doubt it. The more likely scenario is that everyone stinks a little, because everyone has to live through the same filth. And that's fine. How can you claim to love your wife if you won't accept her smell?
Ok
>>545313810Gale is probably fine since he can just clean himself with prestidigitation. Everyone else probably smells like shit from living on the road so long.
or you know its completely normal to like the way your partner stinks
stink rating from best to worst:gale > astarion > shart > wyll > minthara > karlach > lae'zel >>>>>>>> halsin
Astarion smells of undeath, by his own admission. He just masks it with perfume. And then has sex over his own grave.
>>545315848>making lae'zel travel with all the grannies in the gamelol
>>545313359
>>545311129>tfw you realize short hair is more economic as it can't be grabbed in combat>>545311725>I don't think they even need to eat thereThat's correct, though food still can be consumed there for it's enjoyment value.>>545315345Bad idea. Monk is constantly well-supported by gear and weapons would make most of them pointless. If Tavern Brawler is also in the picture (and especially if it's accompanied by STR elixirs) then the discussion is over already. Corellon's Grace from Ethel is a great overall alternative until your first Feat but the moment you get an unarmed bracer with elemental damage rider unarmed attacks takes over.
>>545319331i'm just glad i finally have a full team
>>545325362cute frog
Focused frog.
not sure why minthara is mad at lae'zel for turning on vlaakith but was cool with shart turning on shar
>>545328339it seems like minthara genuinely cares for lae'zel from their interactions whereas with shart minthara has nothing but contempt for her
transparent and weak
>>545328514really? i get the opposite impression from this dialogue. her reasons at being mad at lae'zel are completely self-centered, while she was able to but her self-serving nature aside for shart. she's fine with being hunted by sharrans cause it helps shart personally or whatever
>>545328729just from the open world convos it feels like minty cares for lae
>>545328514Minthara wants to fuck Shadow
>>545328998no that's just minty calling her a whore lmao
>>545329039Sure whatever you say Mintharafag
>>545328729and even when you ask minthara about the other companions she takes on a noticeably more soft spoken tone about lae'zel, and arguably lae'zel is the only one who minthara has anything positive to say
I can't write for his paragraph on this
>>545328903>>545329376i mean sure minthara may be impressed by her abilities, but she doesn't seem to care about her long term well-being. vlaakith doesn't deserve lae'zel's fealty. it's just odd minthara has such a different reaction for shart versus lae'zel. being hunted by sharran agents would suck bad too, but minthara thinks its worth it for shart to get her freedom
>zoomoids think an entire paragraph is some big thingand thats why the space game will be even worse, imagine trying for depth with an audience like that
>>545329610Yes bg3's impressive DEEP complex writing scared me
jaheira is based tho
>>545329919Too illiterate to know you're proving the point. Whatever comes after the space game won't even have lines, just sims style emojis and a tiktok feed in the corner. Still these "people" will be confounded.
>>545330118
Was the silence bubble method to keep Last light inn alive patched out? There's no alternative?
40 years of constant physical and mental torture. And the one thing that kept him going was the possibility to meet Jenevelle once again. His beautiful daughter Jenevelle.What a beautiful scene. Surely, nothing will undermine the father's one hope....
>"I would rather die than see this curse remain on you, Jenevelle."Sure the author wouldn't...
>>545330764>>545191743You are doing this right? From 1 to 10 how much do you hate Shadowheart.
Even the mom accomplishes her one wish of seeing her Jen once again. Jen, what a nice name. Surely no one would take the opportunity during this scene to contradict them....surely not....
>>545331154I don't understand, if you hate this character so much why don't you kill her? Have your ugly rebound finish her :(
Noooooooo......>Akshually dad and mom, don't call me Jen. I'm Shadowheart. Because you can't cast some light without some shadow :)
>>545331360I thought you could relate to changing your birth name since you are transgender.
you can hear the chair straining, ready to break
>>545331360there's no way that's real. this is the amateur really shadowheart mod dialogue right
Ugh time to get new screenshots for his WEEKLY Shaddy rant
