i love love huntresses edition >I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK >MH WildsWilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/scheduleTU3 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca1iBhq-C90TU3 Changes: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.030.00.00.htmlWhy (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg >MH RiseSunbreak TU Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/Hunter Connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570yArmor Set Search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=enMonster Weakness Database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/DLC Unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT >MH WorldIceborne Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653General Info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7 >Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY >Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex >Where does /vg/ play?/mhg/ has its own squad in Wilds: RL9XQ7VMPost the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) >/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3 Previous thread: >>545082065
ive ran out of godbug essence and im pointing fingers at (You)
>>545177348Chel?
did they ever specify if gog is late or early december?
You got all your lagi gems, hunters?
>>545177624it's in january
>>545177449saving /mhg/ one sub 30 dps hunt at a time!
>>545177682I can’t believe they showed this in-game.
>>545177682i love monstresses
>>545177854wait a minute.. but the other parser said..
>>545177624No, but 99% it's late december
>parseniggers >Ai slop niggers>spammers Hang all of you
>mentally ill people underperform in generalwell yeah? what did you expect
>>545177624That's capcom speak for 29th
I love huntresses
All hail BBC.
>parsefag posting parses in the threadit's time to retire my comfy build...
Fuck Tobi claws!
I got 3 extra level 3 jewel slots I want to dedicate to offense. Right now I'm fighting Omega Planetes helping someone get the 2.0 tickets. I'm using Omega sword and shield which doesn't have elements.What 3 jewels should I use? Since it doesn't have elemental damage I figured Chain wasn't it. I could do Challenger, but I feel it doesn't become enraged enough to justify it. Counter Attack isn't worth it either because I'm using Guardian + Synthetic shield to boost offense and defense when I perfect block so I'm not dodging often. He doesn't get paralyzed or poisoned so Foray isn't the answer.What about Counterstrike? Or should it just be the chain jewel even though I don't have elemental.
>>545178590Can we please namedrop all parsefags so I can avoid them.
>>545178763AiraAiteann/ArielNobleWixLilyAhdForevaWillinSonoKaijuAstridLady MariasnstVullTodd HowardLite TeelMelissaAva Jyna LitcherRobinSemeruDominaAnaxagorasJesJadeDarkMessiahJanthonyEnvyMush
>>545178820i literally blocked all of them. thank you
Speaking of dps parsing. I installed hunterpie properly, the dps meter worked fine but suddenly it's not showing up anymore on my screen. I already checked everything but the dps meters is still not showing up. How do you fix this?
>>545178763Wormsteak
>>545178910sounds like it fixed itself
i miss doj
>>545178820are you retarded?
>>545179171shut up doj
>>545179171kys doj you are worse than dante
only pedophiles shill their favorite monhuns everyday
>>545179221no u
>>545179324
You will use a dps meter and like it
>>545179134Fuck off fag
>>545179272>>545179324im not even him>proofvesi can solo dahren mohran
Today is my birthday. :)
>>>545178820(You)>are you retarded?
>>545179787happy birthday cutie
>>545179787Happy birthday anon, you got any fun plans today?
>>545179787I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE!
>>545179787Happy birthday :) I hope you get the rare parts you're looking for!
>>545180035kill yourself tranny groomer
>>545178820Janthony is a consolepoor you retard
>>545180585?
Lol CB is still so OP despite how nerfed SAED is. Didn't even have to Pizza Cutter because that gameplay is BOring.
inb4 trannies start seething at the biofem posting her playstation games (they're too poor for a playstation)
>>545179787Happy Birthdaaaaaaay.Remember to thank Jesus for an amazing day!
>>545180984>>545181204Please save this sorry general, my queen
I hunted an extinct species today
>>545181204sing him happy birthday
>>545181664Hunt barioth next please
>>545179171Just finished hunting:>1 Kut-Ku>1 Velocidrome>1 Congalala>1 Nerscylla>1 Great JaggiAnd I slayed:>5 Conga>5 JaggiaAnd I repelled:>1 Gore Magala aboard the Arluq
>>545178742post you're full >build so i can laugh at you
>>545181845wtf im about to board the arluq myself, but why are you using a cheat weapon?
I like the Omega Sword and Shield with Offensive guard 3 so when I get rewarded with boosted defense and offense when I perfect guard :)>>545181916your* you dumb ESL
>>545182113dont insult me
>>545182113defen'se and offen'se* stupid fucking esl
>>545181664Why no host lumu D:Well I have to go to sleep now anywayMaybe next time
Anybody else excited for rng armour with random decoration slots and random stat boosts and
>>545182361what were you going to hunt
>>545178742>>545182113just put in challenger jewels. even if you think omega is not enraged most of the time (which i don't think is the case), it will help during the nerscy phase since it’s always enraged
>>545182361I'm gonna host a lumu in half an hour >:3
>>545183164i thought the new gog upgrade would just bring artian weapons that have inherent skills?
>>545183247Burst1 and AR1 are both highly efficient, probably moreso than Agi2+3 with their respective uptimes factored in.If those are the only flex offensive skills he has he'll literally be doing worse damage than Akuma tho
>>545182361I told you to host one. I didn't make one because I was collecting endemic life
is endemic life important?
>>545181821hunted>>545184025no
>>545184273why does this look like a ps3 game?
>>545183660agreed. slot in 1 burst and 2 agitator, that's probably the best you could go for with your current build and playstyle. personally, i don't slot in burst if i don't use elemental weapon. my autism doesn't allow it...
>>545184273Why does this game have so much visual clarity?
>trying to prepare for something important tomorrow>check mhg on a whim>retard1 who posts things that retard2 dislikes on purpose only to get them triggered because it's funnyNot even surprised kek. >>545177854Uuuh I've been using CB and GL lately though, but I suck using LS tooDo you have my CB or GL parse to confirm that what you posted is true? ??>>545184025Very >>545177449
>>545183384I'm joking for the most part but people have been speculating that there's going to be more rng bullshit to do with armor, since one of the main devs said something about needing a lot of a armor spheres
>>545184479Burst1 is literally 5 raw after hitting ONE (1) time then 1-5 more raw (depending on weapon) for hitting 4 more times within a time window (also depending on weapon)If you're not doing one attack per second there's literally something wrong with you're brain.
Still he refuses.
doj>playing on emulator with easy controls and cheat codes>abuses overpowered weapon type>cant beat dahren mohranme>playing on og 3ds model (hands hurt, poor visibility on small screen, no camera nub)>uses honest weapon type gunlance>can maybe beat dahren mohran we will see i dont know hes pretty scary
>>545184273Thank you this is excellent news
Is there any way to disable the mantle shortcut on controller? I keep using it on accident.
>>545185515i know. it’s just me being a retard who hates knowing that a skill isn’t fully utilized because i'm using a raw weapon. it’s a curse.
>>545185672Some are. The downy crake will unlock an ingredient for the canteen and iirc there's a few others that also do that. But outside that they're just room deco
>Me not doing one attack per second.It's cause I'm too busy getting smacked around by the monster to actually hit it.
>>545185654i've never seen him finish a game on emuhe's a poser
>>545185752theres a mantle shortcut?
>>545185752Nope
>>545185654mohran will spank your ass
>>545184949nta but since you are curious, have this GS one
REEEEENT FREEE*saves mhg*
>>545185559
>multiple parsefagit's truly over...
i think the other parser is snst
>>545185970I think you replied to the wrong anon, but I'll add to your facts that carrier ants sometimes carry cargo like max potions
it's just for self-improvement
then keep it to yourself faggot
>>545186709I assumed the "excellent news" was in response to being told "no" to the question of "Is endemic life important". My b if I got the chain mixed up
which naruto character do you think would make the best monster hunter?
>>545186515Huhh, seems about normal Good night /mhg/, don't forget to drink water >>545186663Yeah it sucks, can't even hunt in peace anymore. Imagine being so obsessed that you join a hunt with someone you dislike only to do that
>Imagine being so obsessed that you join a hunt with someone you dislike only to do thatt. dude that never posts anything and only leeches from others
>>545186742I know you're making fun of parsers but I never understood why the "self improvement" excuse is used so often. How is knowing my overall dps vs others gonna help me improve? Why not just watch a speedrun or something and try to gain knowledge of the fight from that?
>>545186709right, all the fish in the canteen is endemic life
>>545186062isnt that because he tries to anonymously shitpost by acting like darksydephil>>545186483jhen is very easy, do they really differ much at all?
>>545186114the shoulder button for the radial + both R buttons auto equips the mantle. I don't know the exact order. It can be done with the weapon unsheathed.
*posts 9* gore as humiliation ritual* *posts you're pathetic parse*Heheh nothing personal
>>545187442on PC mkb it's the C key by default
him
>>545186062It's not about the end goal it's about the journey
Nugget
>>545186941>>545187682
>>545187624a dedicated button is honestly better than this triple button combo. If you could at least disable it. It doesn't happen frequently but it happens here and there.
>having an archive of parse sceenshots to reference fromsomehow more mentally ill than the huntress creepshotters
>>545187898You're a pedophile
>>545187859The journey of getting fuel to use as shitpost for years while screeching about da tendies 24/7
>>545188089Uuhh it's for self improvement mkay
>>545188352>screenshots of the best hunter you will ever witness outside of japan and china is shitposting fuelmeds
Well I'm making progress. I've been molded by the rath grind hardened by it. Rathian rathalos pink blue silver gold it doesn't matter I've been hunting them all. I will get those parts.
>>545188649>I-i-i don't post anymore guise
>>545188817but have you hunted Unknown?
>a bunch of hunters stay at the bottom of the parse all the time and nobody cares >this tranny gets bottom and the thread loses it's shit and now parsing is bad even if you use for self improvement Why?
>>545189012I am posting RIGHT NOW and there is NOTHING you can do about it
killscreens
Good hunts
>>545189412
>>545189134I haven't touched frontier
How far into the night do I have to wait for Nightflower Pollen?I'm literally staring at the full moon standing next to one of these things right now and I can't gather it.
>>545189315I couldn't care less about people parsing but if you want to improve why don't you hunt solo? It's the easiest way to get times you can somewhat compare to each other.
>>545189783the game is too hawd solo :(
>>545189761You can't just rest until night to get it to spawn sadly. You have to wait until evening and then it HAS to be a full moon when it cycles to nighttime after that 15 minute wait.
>>545189365You're a shitter
>>545189924I zoned into full moon plenty nighttime.I almost never rest
>>545189995Look at my mollies
>>545189412>>545189458>>545189690>>545189769Why are you playing molds
>>545190204i have no standards
>>545190204i was raped by my stepdad as a child and this is how i cope as an adult
I HATE Monster Hunter
>>545190204I can't believe I'm saying this but I think I prefer the blurry ass world killscreens more than the gooner shit in wilds screenshots
>>545190549BASED RISEBRO!
>>545190395And then you started using cope in your name btw
>>545190604but what about blurry ass gooner shit wilds killscreens
what weapon should i use in my 3u play through
>>545190718gooning
>>545190718they suck
>>545190741lance
hey guys, Jon here
>>545190625Kys doj
>>545190741Switch axe
>>545191134okay seiba
>>545190582your solo tsukuyomi prooves?
>>545191148Jon who?
>>545191148can you not
what's a decent dps to aim for that will not get me flamed and namedropped and blacklisted and doxxed and stalked irl?
>>54519154525%
>>545190183>4/7
corn kept getting in the way
>>545191545>bad DPS >wtf fuck this guy he needs to be harassed and stalked IRL >good dps >this guy is awesome i should stalk and admire him IRL
>>545191894Cutie
>>545177348kys for posting ai slop
>>545191894made for BBC
i got that pugi code from that livestreamlook at the drift king
>>545192130>>545192183>Banevading
>>545192698>livestream codedoes that mean i'll never get it? i'm mad now
>>545192898>announcing a report
>>545192898Bane?
>>545177682If you rest in the Iceshard cliffs for inclemency you have a high chance of a Lagi investigation. Do that and check a few times and you’ll get a guaranteed sapphire investigation to save for 4 easy sapphires
anons, please tell me there's a way to get the poogie pendant using mods
>>545188089Sometimes I underestimate how many actual schizos there are in this general
>>545193185Why cliffs?
>>545193145If I pull that parser off, will you die?
>>545193756It'll be extremely shitterful
You don't get to bring mods
>>545193527Why do you care so much for something so retarded?
>>545193839You're a big hunter.
>>545193527it may be available through other methods at a later datejust like the wyverian ears and the previous (free) challenge quest pendantsalso there's 3 poogies
>>545194315For (you)
>>545194430Was getting carted part of your plan?
>>545193145This will always make me laugh
>>545191148Jontron?
>>545185271it's a pretty screenshot
>>545194558Of course... Parsefag refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out the dps
>>545193625Idk but it works for me. You can also rest in Wyveria inclemency for a good chance at Zoh Shia spawning
Only bottom feeders shitters care about people parsing. If you are good hunter, you wouldn't care about that since you are always at the top anyways. It's the low damage shitters who get really insecure about parsing because deep inside they know they suck and only bring everyone down,
>>545196362if you're a good hunter you're solo hunting in the first place
>>545196690Playing a coop game by yourself seems very retarded
>>545196362your gif doesn't move
that's it im not joining the lumu anymore. tired of people never joining my quests. oh sorry is MY 2/2/2/2/2 steve or jin not good enough for you? fuck you man.
reminder that if you cart on a quest and it fails that you're just as responsible as anyone else
>>545196769i occasionally play with friends, but someone that only play multiplayer is a shitter
>>545196796Sorry for not being there nonny I would have loved to join your Jin but would be reluctant with Steve
>>545197094yeah and? you don't need to be good to enjoy the gamein fact the bar to get through all the content is very low
>>545196796I only join field surveys not investigations
>ffxiv collab>parsefags start appearingi'm noticing
trying hard to hold it together frensidk if im gonna make it
>>545196796I like variety so I'll join other quests, even easy ones, but half the time it's over by the time I load in and get over to the monster.
>>545197512iktf '_>'
>>545197305i'm not the one that started going on about good hunters thoand it's a fact that if you don't solo hunt to an extend you'll never be a good hunteri was just clarifying the nonsense you retards spout
What is the etymology of parse?
>>545196796bro please I'm so tired of steve bro I know he's best for charms bro I just don't care I'm so fucking tired of steve
>>545197781nerd ass niggas who think they're too smart to just say "damage meter"
>>545197512>>545197654*hug*
>>545197512do a flip on livestream you attention whore
>>545197956I hardly know her
>>545197781A faggot MMO game for retarded mongrels didn't have an a modding API for users to interact with.What they came up with instead was intercepting all network traffic coming from the game and reading it and reconstructing data that way aka parsing.This was considering against the terms of use because the original intent of the developers was to have a casual laid back experience and bringing this kind of competition would steer the community in a direction the devs didn't want to.
>>545192946>>545193527jelly? :)
>>545198896can i see your boobs please?
>>545198896>:(
>>545198896Can i lick your pussy?
hr 5hundo!
>>545199250proud of u, cutie
Btw, any of you thinking of picking up Where Winds Meet?
>>545199545What's that?
>>545199576https://store.steampowered.com/app/3564740/Where_Winds_Meet/
>>545199545Hell yeah.
>>545199704>chink slopHell no
>>545199042my pugi is down there, perv
>f2p>open world>Neteaseyou have GOT to be kidding me, nigger
>>545199250gj anon
>>545199831How much do you know about it? Cuz like, from what I'm seeing so far this seems too good to be true, there has to be a catch
>>545200112Don't care about piggie, looking at your cleavage
real monhun has never been tried
>>545200189Probably your gear will look like shit if you don't hit the cosmetic shop.I don't really give a shit as I'm only in it for the Wuxia-kino.
>>545200386Tri. Next.
>>545200697Eh if that's all then I'm sold, a hobo martial arts master look is kino anyway
>>545200386You’re right. Real monster hunter was TRI’d.
>>545200739>Try Nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PalQpwRkbuM???
>>545199704When a game has fps problems in the fucking trailer, you know its gonna have crazy performance issues.
Is burst any good in wilds or is it still broken and maxed out at Lv2?
>>545200739>tri >real monhun LMAOOOOOOO
>>545201035Lvl1 gives 5 raw damage. Lvl 2 and up and give one extra point of raw each.
>>545201035the meat dog armor skill could make it pretty strong but it's stuck on meat dog armorthey should make an AT version of him
>>545200386Erm your monhun Tri bros???
>>545200386>>545200739Is this some joke that MHTri was tried because it is Monster Hunter Tri (three) meaning it was Monster Hunter but it was tried?or am i just fucking autistic?
>>545200386Monhun Tri tho
>>545200386This dude never played Tri
>>545199704>all these pre-rendered screenshots>framerate issues in the trailer oof
>>545201035Burst 1 is fantastic and every weapon should be using it. See >>545185515Levels 2-5 give about 2 extra raw per level (again depending on weapon) to the 5-hit part.The elemental portion is kinda there, too. I've only seen one weapon where choosing between a higher level of Burst actually mattered for element matchups.
>>545201128>>545202071right on. thanks lads.was just slotting up by armor and figured I'd ask
>>545200386This guy got filtered by underwater combat in Tri
Thunder weak monsters feel more fun to fight
What's the cosplay today?
>>545202071>I've only seen one weapon where choosing between a higher level of Burst actually mattered for element matchups.It was either sns or dbs, wasn’t it? I remember people insisting that sns in particular should have burst 5 back before people learned more about it.
>>545203723current edition of HH
>>545203680it's emma frost. i think j*** is a marvel fan
>>545203784Huh, never would’ve imagined that. Someone was talking about bludgeoned being good for HH as well if I recall.
>>545203887that was also meBludgeoner is only good for G.Ark and Peak Performance G. Dosha
>>545204149bludgeoner should affect shelling damage
>>545199704>looks like it's in UE5>15fps segments in the trailerYe, lmao, no
>>545199704>neteaseno
>>545205293echo waves should get sharpness scaling :)
>>545197789>have the technology to replace the shells that drop to popcorn for regular shelling>dont do it>do it with wyvern fire to make it less taxing?>dont do itI was really hopeful with Wilds
hey can charge blade get free razor sharp like dual blades?
>>545206663no but you can get even more bounce
What new area are they going to half bake for Wilds expansion?20 canadian dollars on a Volcano or some underground Grotto full of Elders.
>>545206802We already have a fire area. And a forest, ice, desert... hm. They wouldn't do a swamp, right?
>>545206802clutch claw is back
>>545179120honorable mention my wife does zdps so she just parsed once to make sure
why cant cheat blade abusers ever feel satisfied?
super convinced anyone getting 500+ in barrel bowling with the fuckass ghoul is cheating
>>545207023It'll automatically grab onto wounds and propel the monster into the nearest wall/hazardI mean they brought it back for that shitty Lagi water section why wouldn't it return in full and it explains why they have so many hazards on the walls of areas.
>>545207368today is literally the easiest day, just shoot it into the hole
>>545181845up for LR/HR 4U lobby anon? I was just done with shaggy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oz4jWzZa-EDamn this was pretty hard to do in HR gear. Nargacuga part was super messy, meanwhile Rajang was surprisingly nothing too difficult. Still no carts so pretty satisfied with it.
>>545207368Get it in the fucking pocket at the top bro.Literally instant 500+I believe in you.
>>545207329the white man mountian climber faustian spirit
i love my screen being a cataract smudgy smear of dark grey in the nerscylla dps check against savage omega. i could not even tell you where a cactuar or morbol is or what a morbol even looks like. i either find i get randomly paralyzed and die, or nerscylla get paralyzed and it's a free win.legitimately i hope whoever is in charge of anything related to visual design in this game gets iwata cancer. they don't deserve to live.
>>545207561but akantorex is chinese
>>545207549when will there be a mod or official multi bowling?i have 800 of thse fucing tickets/
>>545183247Oh didn't realize someone replied seriously. I left the thread and assumed it was all retards because the ESL rage replied twice to me.You make a compelling case for challenger. I already have one challenger built into my armor so that'd put me up to 4 and help me clear the Nerscylla for sure. Alright I'll do Challenger.>>545183660Burst is what I WAS using for my electric build against Omega, but I switched to the Omega sword and shield because I'm autistic and like the idea of being rewarded for perfect blocks (souls player) and the Omega sword doesn't have an element so it feels like it'd be wasted. Adrenaline rush is in the same boat, since I'm purposely trying to get perfect blocks I'm not dodging too often. The only thing I really actively dodge is Omega's bomb spam. The giant laser beam I just run around him to start doing damage, fuck blocking it and not doing damage.How much of a boost do I get for adrenaline rush perfect dodging? I might try and mix in perfect dodges and perfect guards to keep myself boosted.
>>545207676You know you can use your slinger to drag them to the nerscylla, right? You'll see a little button prompt on them when you aim.
>>545208028There already is, anon made one and the usual suspects called it cheats
>>545201253ngl gay dog armor is among the only two blue set worth a dime to run (other being gay fulgur). I reckon it's not worth it for anything else other than gunlance, but this is my personal maximum comfy build
What is everypony hunting tonight? For me it is Deviants in MHGU.
>>545207543proud of you but I'm not gonna watch all that
>>545208639man I want to try this because I love gunlance>artillery 3 agitator 1 8 star charmoh okay
Why is AT Velk hitting harder than Fatalis
>>545208856in game I use a slightly worse version of it, R7 art 3 agi 1 with a single 1 slot kek. This is my wishlist build. I can fit an extra focus point but thats the only difference.But yeah you need an arti 3 +burst/agi at the very minimum imo
>>545167390I haven't played in like over a month due to being busy with stuff but I might hop on before the halloween event ends.
>>545208129AR1 is 10 rawif you suck you can even dodge into an attack and it countsyou should still post you're full >build>>545208639attack 1 probably doesn't do much for you, you can rearrange to get focus 3 which is more valuable imoalso pretty sure there's a better version for that playstyle but i'd have to plug both into a calculator to tell you the difference
>>545209143Tbh it released AFTER Fatalis so it makes sense
>>545209143it was basically a mini fatalis sendoff for the gameespecially because it ate through baby blanket with most of its attacks and people were carting constantly to the ice spray and its charges
When are the Steve pendents dropping?
>>545209342I tried with decos combo, you cannot get focus 3 without dropping OG, Load or Arti, which are all more important. Attack is there because there are no better in that slot.
negate poison is very underrated
>>545208317holy shit
so uh whens the 4th arena quest
>>545209997you literally canMagazine/Attack is a 3-slot deco that gives 3 levels while the other combo decos are 3-slot skills that give 4 levels.You need 11 levels and that attack is taking one of them.
>>545208129adrenaline rush is +10 raw for 30 seconds at level 1, and +5 more raw at subsequent levels. you could go for 1 agitator, 1 burst, and 1 adrenaline rush for your 3 level 3 jewel slots. if you're not bothering with dodges at all, replace adrenaline rush with agitator for +4 raw and +3% affinity instead of the +10 raw. just go with your playstyle. personally, i love affinity, and i hate thinking that i need to activate adrenaline rush every 30 seconds, so i would go with agitator in your case
>>545207543why did you put monster hunter in quotes? fix it. now
>>545210001I don't even care about huntresses but v*ll (type 1) is such a massive downgrade
>>545211031that's the name of the quest you dingus
>>545210950interesting, somehow I don't have focus/handi deco despite 300 hours in. ty anon.
>>545211282i don't CARE. i don't like it
>>545210001za pantyshot
>>545208707Switch?? HOST??
>>545211108true. never letting this ugly dude rape me again.
>>545211342the handi is a nothingburgerjust use focus deco by itself if you have ityou only need like 25% uptime on resentment to beat burst boost if you keep all the other skills at the same uptimesi think real uptime will be closer to 40%
idea for wilds gas an alternative to palico you can have a second hunteryou gear them the exact same as your hunter like followers in frontier or you can pick people like olivia and alessa if your lazyanother idea: specific weapon team up attackseach weapon has a unique move that they can do with another weapon, for example charge blade+switch axe would charge both of their meters to full while something like hammer and gs would have to both run around charging an attack like a three legged race before slamming the monster with huge damage
>>545201591I was talking about how an actual hunting game designed around massive wyverns was never made. Every monhun is just unga bunga hit dragon with big stick. It's an action series not a hunting series. Even dos which is arguably the closest they've ever gotten to the idea is still far from an actual hunting game.
>>545211897sounds gayi'm in
>>545177682what the fuck is this real
>>545212090
>>545212509farren sexo
Greetings, anons. It is I, Omnipotent Fantasy Ryozo. From all these modern MonHun gimmicks, you may choose only one and only one. The rest will be erased from every timeline, never to have existed. The chosen gimmick shall replace them all and become the definitive modern MonHun feature.>Clutch Claw + Scout Flies>Switch Skill + Spirit Bird>Focus Mode + Seikret Choose wisely
>>545211742in reality this doesn't work at least for me. At least for anything that rely on OG, because blocking remove red health. Theoretical uptime is possible but counter wyvernfire with resentment is never happening in a real hunt, solo or coop. Sure you can manual WF but it is unsafe at best. Same thing with counter slam burst. AR/Resentment is good raw in theory but that build in practice require too much work (especially for spastic little shits like steve, even with evasion mantle). Something like SnS is better suited for it.
>>545213047where is gu arts and styles? cause i'd pick those
>>545213047Switch Skills are the best because it's just more attacks and options to choose from, not outright disruptive to the game like Claw and Focus Mode. Bird gathering kind of sucks, but you really don't need to go out of your way to get more than whatever you grabbed on the way to the monster, and the Rainbow ones exist for big fights.
move aside huntards, REAL monster hunter coming through
>>545213262Gu styles were fine for old Monhun for because of the janky camera but they would be too broken for modern games. Valor and Adept are literal auto dodge
>>545213047Focus Mode and Wife
>>545213610just remove both or one of those options and bring back alchemy
>>545177348god I wish I was a shota
How do I fix this?
>>545213852kys pedo
>>545213419is it fun? it's in my wishlist
>>545213419wut
>>545213852Nice gameplay huntards
>>545213895imagine carrying all your huntress's stuff and helping her around the camp and then she comes back from the hunt all sweatyoh no
>>545213419I always wanted to be a jaggi
>>545213886are you trying to search lobby code RL9XQ7VM?you need to join the squad (Start Menu or talk to Felicita in Hub) then squad lobby search>Why (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg
aaah imagine!!!!
>>545212340this is a mod and not official right
>>545214293this u in the back?
>>545214865nah thats in gamereally strange choice, obviously theres a furry at capcom or something
>>545214865did you skip through the Ryozo masterpiece story?you can literally re-watch this cutscene in game right now
>>545214818What's that
>>545215091i cant skip something i never played to begin with anon
>>545215131>he doesn't know saigado
>>545214290>skinsuitoh goodness
>>545212340WHAT THE
awfully close to 999
>>545215291his boy x best friend works are better
>>545215291>>545216180sauce?
>>545214409Danké
You have gotten your Octodad sub 10, right /mhg/? You are good at videogames, right /mhg/?
>>545217685i got A rank first try i don't care
>>545217146Gesundheit
>>545217685the cutofff is 5 min
>>545217685>he hasn't gotten it to sub four minutes yet
>>545218130and neither have you
>>545217984>>545218130I use lance I am damagedly challenge please be patient.
>>545218130What does that get you?
>>545210965Agitator it is then. Thanks.
>>545178763What's a parsefag?
>PS3 graphics>Retarded interface>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage>Unskippable walking segments>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything>No cat cooking>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless>Million tiers of tempered monsters so you are forced to fight the same monsters over and over again>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk>No HR final boss>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot>You can use NPC hunters on monsters but them carting doesn't count so it's literally just cheating>Underwater combat>Stole 1:1 elemental changing mechanic from Alatreon in Iceborne>Less monsters than MH2 and 4>No MH language>First flop in franchise's historyIs this the worst game of all time?
>>545220539This is bait. Using the flash effect monster as bad graphics example makes me not read any of the rest of your post.
if you lived in the monhun world which monster would your village worship as a god?
>>545220989So flash effect suddenly turns the game's textures into PS2 tier?
>>545221093Why do you have isekai fantasies about a game for teens as an adult?
>>545221182Does it look like that while not flashing? If not it's your poor third world computer. Can't help you there Pablo. To everyone else the fight looks fine.
>>545221562>Does it look like that while not flashing?Yes, retard. The game has PS2 textures regardless of any circumstances
>>545221562You must be really bored to argue with the 'Fatalis HP' webm spammer he's posted that over one hundred times now and doesn't even play Monster Hunter just go start a flamewar on /v/ if you're bored
>>545221705Game looks fine to me. Sounds like you're too poor to afford a gaming PC because you're black
>>545221909>Game looks fine to me... if by "fine" you mean fine for early 2000s - sure.
>>545221909is this STALKER
>>545221963You posted a shit rendering because your computer is shit. The game is perfectly fine and up to modern standards if you're not black playing on a stolen Windows Vista from your 2007 computer lab. Maybe you should stick to NBA 2k Tyrone.
>>545222196>You posted a shit renderingRetard, that is literally a fucking screenshot from a Capcom video with Ryozo you fucking moronhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXWAYmEQKso
>>545222343So you proved my first point about it being the flash effect removing all shadows because you can literally go half a second further in the video and see the details are normal when flash effect doesn't remove literally all shadows. Thanks for playing retard but you just debunked yourself.
>>545222651>So you proved my first point about it being the flash effect removing all shadowsWhy the fuck does it matter if there are shadows or not if the fucking textures are PS2 tier, retard?
>>545221562I hope to fucking god it is not your example of the game looking good
>>545223060NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO THE GAME LOOKS GOOD IT'S JUST A FLASH SUDDENLY MADE IT LOOK 3 GENERATIONS BEHIND SHUT UP AND EAT THE BUGS!!!!
>>545221562Game looking good, lads
>>545220539you as much a faggot as the BBCposter
>>545223331>Don't criticize the game, chuddy!!!
>>545221562feels like i have bad eyesight again
>>545223475at least you're aware that you're a chud
>risejeet permamelty still in effect
>>545223060>>545222837If you're too retarded to understand the textures aren't even bad it's just the lighting effect on purpose that's on you.Imagine coming into a thread just to be mad at graphics while everyone else is having fun.
>>545223702You literal posted a screenshot of the tetxttures looking bad
>>545223702>the textures aren't even bad... if you are blind
>THESE HECKING GRAPHICS DON'T HAVE PUDDLES EVERYWHERE AND RAY TRACING LIKE MY GTA MODS THIS IS LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE! I WILL DEDICATE MY EXISTENCE TO SEETHING ABOUT THIS IN A 4CHAN GENERAL!
>the current thread topic is "retards letting themselves get baited by the reisdent pctard with 2 5090s SLI'd to each other sperging out because of his sunk cost fallacy"just lock the thread until gog
>>545224102just permaban the general
Guys I need you to play Rise because otherwise you are not validating my poor tastes and that makes the HRT and surgery not work.
>>545224102worse, they are looking at a literal screencrop of chooped up YT bitrate and this discussion is negative IQengaging with ragebait unironically is newfag syndrome desu. Judging by shitposters farming (you) this thread is 80% newfag.
>>545220539>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anythingDoing damage to the monster and preventing yourself from being hurt is "doesn't do anything"?
>>545224102>lock the threadnah move it to /trash/ when the thread was on fucking /trash/ during april fools it had better discussion just remove this general its all bbc spam, gore and shitposting >inb4 bu-b--b-b-bb--but thats every generalyou dont go to a lot of generals eat shit
>>545224738>Doing damage to the monsterInstead of watching a 3 second cutscene you could just attack the monster>preventing yourself from being hurt You block the attack regardless of 3 sec cutscene, retard.
>another micie infestation
>>545225081where's the gameplay?
just cleared savage omega for the first time with npcstook 3 sessions of learning his moves and he's a lot easier to read than AT nu udra. still haven't beat that octopus yet.
>>545225081Why does this game have higher res textures than Wilds?
>>545225273weapon?
finally got one
>>545224738>preventing yourself from being hurtI've gone from 100-0 via mini-Omega's kamikazing me while I was powerless to do anything during the clash lmao
>>545225273WOW bro, you did something that literally everyone who played the game achieved like 2 month ago. Good job!
>>545225273Weapon and armor?
>>545225000It doesn't reduce damage on the monster from other players, so it's a free disable for a few seconds. It also has some extra effects depending on weapon.
>>545225504your solo savage proovefseses, big guy?
>>545225273if you didn't beat it with unupgraded akuma armor (with no decos or talismans) without support hunters and only using the fist emote stuff did you *really* beat it?
>>545177348>left /mhg/ for quite a long time now>stumble upon it in the catalog>AIsloppa OP>Previous OP was also AIslop>The OP from even before that was also AIslopMy my, it's never gonna get any better for you is it, /mhg/?
>>545225592>It doesn't reduce damage on the monster from other playersLiterally only trannies play coop>so it's a free disable for a few secondsRetard, it's a fucking 3 sec cutscene that doesn't do anything. Why would you "disable" the monster if you also become disabled in the process.>It also has some extra effects depending on weapon.DAMN I FUCKING LOVE GETTING 5% DMG FOR 1 SEC BY WATCHING A CUTSCENE!!!
>>545225339>>545225556bow. i really like how it's become a melee weapon with close range coatings and the i frame dodge compared to FU/3U where it was a finnicky ranged weapon. I copied armor off youtube.>>545225504i didn't play the game 2 months ago
>>545225000>Instead of watching a 3 second cutscene you could just attack the monsterI am attacking the monster, you stupid faggot, or do you never see the damage numbers that appear?
>>545225729there is no content until december, so as usual, the good posters are gone and it's just gooners and/or mentally ill people. such is the fate of most generals
>>545225782>bowLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou didn't beat Omega and you are also transYou will never be a womanCommit suicide
once again the guy who complains about wilds is entirely clueless about the game
the slopper is literally 1 guy aka dante/WLX/the behemoth cope
>>545225741>Literally only trannies play coopMan, trannies do anything and everything that makes you so angry you could rape a child in your fury.
>>545225879idk what they did to insect glaive this time around but it wasn't very intuitive.
>>545225246Well, you see, rise plays itself
>>545225879Don't insult my hotwife anaxgoras like that.
I swear to god lancefags contribute NOTHING to huntsevery fucking time they show up it's a wash.
>>545225867The 3 other generals i've migrated into never stoop this low even during drought. Must be an /mhg/ exclusive thing.>dwdante shitposting in just a few posts inYeah i see where the problem is ; Worldniggers from PS4
>>545225879>You will never be a womanThanks for the reassurance, don't know why you people keep insisting this is some kind of megabegadegawega insult of the gods.
nice thread huntards
>DOOOOOOOOOOOOD I BEAT SAVAGE GUYS I'M SO FREAKING COOL EVERYONE WORSHIP ME POSTHASTE!!!>What weapon did you use, bro?! Tell us, please!!!>Uhhh..... W-well........ You know.... Uhh....... B...B-b..... BowHoly FUNNY
idk anons, if a guy like me is up against fighting 10 foot tall monsters then i'll probably grab a ranged weapon
>>545226171it's definitely an issue that sprouts from the type of game the general's for, things tend to turn out this way if there is gooner material or character customization. recent mh games let you do both so it was inevitable really, just stick to the actually good generals and don't talk about them in the bad ones
>>545226557.. if you are trans. If yo uare an actual man you would use a normal weapon.
>Yes, I defeated savage omega with switch axe, how did you know?
>>545226627we didn't, because you never post any proof
idk anons, i have a humiliation fetish so i'll post about how I use a ranged weapon and jerk off to the (You)s
how do you know if someone is a switch axe userdon't worry they'll tell you
>>545226596>character customizationI forgot about this one.Yeah good luck to you folks who's still in here for good reasons.
>>545226625This, real men like to die.
My PC crashed lmaooooooo sorry for that.
>>545225592clashing in omega savage especially as a tank in final phase is almost required to stop it from rolfstomping the whole squad in phase 4. Not mandatory (I beaten it in a hunt with no shield/guard user) but if you hunted savage enough having a good defender is always preferred.
>>545225782Very nice. I don't have the courage for ranged weapons against 9* mons.
https://poal.me/ofc0eghttps://poal.me/ofc0eghttps://poal.me/ofc0eg
you're not grabbing my ip, lil gup
>>545227562this pole was made my a gs tranny
>$30 game made back in 2012 looks better than $70 game from 2025Kinda embarrassing init?
>>545228141now post the lake of dragon asses
Last hunt for the night. Good hunts, good night.
>>545228141We heard you the first thousand times.
how many hunts will it take before I know what I'm doing with hunting horn?
>>545228798It’s not as complicated as seems. You can do it.
WORLD2
Micie micie eating scheissieSeething hotter than buff’lo spicieTo what do you owe the energyTo engage in this constant melty?
>>5452287983
anyone got that pic of the black dude from the recent MH tournament lookin like hes goin ZAMN
>>545228798Which game?
>>545228503
>>545229780
>>545230001kek, ty
>>545226863this u?
>>545225081is it worth doing rampages in g-rank?pretty sure the rampage slots were repurposed
hunting horn is literally the easiest weapon>be horner>stand in corner
I saw a guy using 3 intimidators and 3 support hunters on Omega claiming Intimidator 3 makes the monsters rarely attack you. I thought it only worked on small monsters, does he know something I don't?
>>545230426Intimidator does help a ton on the little omega bots. Won't make them ignore you completely, but it makes a very noticeable difference, even without support hunters. Was probably the most important bit to getting my actual (cat) solo.
>>545230426intimidator doesnt even work on base game monsters
griffin elder dragon when
>>545230621>>545230661Oh, so the guy is retarded. He said it makes Nerscylla ignore you too so they focus on the supports.If you run 3 fire res jewels the damage the bots do is basically non existent anyways and it removes fireblight and helps greatly against the boss's fire attacks while giving a meager extra 10 defense points. I see no reason for intimidator if it's basically just for the bots when you can basically just eat their damage with fire res.
>>545230838Dragons dogma collab
>>545226171Kill yourself worthless faggot
>>545230885The knock back was the main problem, so if that isn't an issue for your weapon you don't need it. Best of luck.
>>545228141This game did not cost $30 on release and it released in 2011, not 2012
>>545231226Knockbacks buff me. They're doing me a favor.
>>545230885Nerscylla is one of the most consistent parts of the fight. It always spawns in the same place, uses the same opening moves and the morbols/cactuars spawn in the same spots too. Use a paralysis secondary weapon with minds eye after stunning with a morbol and the phase is over.
>>545231416I just hit it with a big ass fire hammer and some stun jewels.
>>545230426mini omegas are small monsters anonalso hunting horn completely destroys them with echo bubbles
>>545225273you just need to start panic rolling the second the octopus starts shitting tar.
>>545226328
>>545231739Hey don't act like I'm retarded, it's the Youtuber who said it kept aggro on the support hunters who is retarded.
>>545230389>be a retard and do zdps
Monster Hunter Wildsby Illumination
Congalala: rips assNata: yeesh, I did NOT wanna smell home again
All hail steak.
I still believe it's doj doing this
>>545234164Imagine spending one hour of your life manually spamming in a dead thread, for free. This shit does wonder for my self esteem if i am to be honest, knowing no matter how low i get i could never be as low as that guy. Feels fucking great to be superior on the social ladder
>>545239850Kek this. The way I waste time on 4chan is based and redpilled. The spammer is cringe and bluepilled (because he makes me angy)
lol he mad
>>545239850Literally yes. I might be a no life retard but i am not a no life retard who willingly contributes his free time to manually bump a thread on 4chan of all places. Look at this, i can even avatarfag with anime picture and still be superior to you, because at least my free time is better spent. You know, doing productive things like masturbating and playing vidya games and shit.
Omega-f (male)I redrew it again, the older one bothered me
>>545241102That actually look pretty nice no homo. How long did it take for you to learn anatomy?
>>545241102can you draw something less gay? thx poofter
>>545239850this is the mentality that gets you watching DSP for 12 hours a day and donating half of your paycheck to him. UNIRONICALLY, you need to pick up a hobby; the less joy that enters your life through schadenfreude, the better
>>545241309You don't understand what the word "hobby" means. Literally any activity you do that you enjoy is a hobby by definition
figures that the only drawfag that /mhg/ can get is a gay one
>>545241309Why not? Inferior creatures are there to be looked down upon. If they can't be useful to society, the least they can do is to be my amusementI am not saying i am waaaaay high above the social ladder or something but even at the bottom of the pit, i still find myself above others. And that is a great joy. Because i am fundamentally a better human
>>545241432>erm ackshually by semantics i can-you know what, have fun man. see where it gets you
>>545241637Define a good human
>>545241767Good is subjective, better is objective. Am i good? No? Am i better? Yes
>>545241209It's hard to say, I only started getting better once I did the Steve Huston courses a few years ago.I also started going to figure drawing sessions after work last year which helped a lot (haven't been since April though)>>545241243All my current MH characters are male, so unfortunately no. Not anything MH at least.Both my Wilds saves are dudes.I had a vantablack queen in Iceborne but I can't find any sc of her AND that save got fucked by Steam Cloud bullshit...I had a kunoichi in Rise NS but my PC save is a male
>>545241850How do you measure which is better?
>>545241973>>545241102Why cant we have more cute gays like this? Why is this general filled with AGP creaturas instead?
i am a faceless hunter
we must be better hunters
I exclusively play as perpetually helmeted murderhobos and never upgrade my headpiece until I find a good looking helmet I'm happy with
We must be better goonstresses
>>545241975What a strange thing to ask. Do you ever ask yourself why you’re better than that pig over there, wallowing in its own filth and gurgling on literal feces?I am better by virtue of my acts and of my soul
>>545242472Why do you, a bipedal mammal wallowing in abstract e-filth, think you are better than a quadrupedal animal wallowing in corporeal filth?
>>545242592Did a pig make this post?
>>545242068because making good looking hunters takes time and skilldressing in purely fashion sets in older gens and not some meta clownsuit is also too much to ask for in this general
is this the birth of a new schizo
>>545242826Did a pig make this post?
bad game = bad general
>>545243226that explains why this general is literally perfect with no issues at all
I feel like I'm missing out on all the fun stuff in wilds when you guys post, yet you tell me to wait for a bigger sale
>>545243281if you're a normie that just discovered a free discussion board for the first time
>>545243315the only time gated things in wilds are cosmetic shitmaybe omega (cause hes really hard and people don't want to fight him)but none of the gear is that great unless you're gs which might get powercrept after gog but hey omega is completely doable solo (with support hunters) it will just take 10 mins longer
>>545243215Now that’s just retarded. i never claimed that. the day i ask myself “Am i the same as a literal animal?” is the day i know it’s over, because that would mean i’ve lost all confidence in my own selfworth.Why you’d even ask such a thing is beyond me. But then again, i suppose it’s fitting.
>>545243581>pig noisesPost discarded
>>545243226i disagreesure it doesn't help but in the end it's people that make these poststhe most of you are pieces of shit that's why the general is shit
>>545243579I know that, but I'm also hesitant myself in getting it due to performance, I have a beefy pc that can run it, but fuck you capniggercom
>deletes navirou>adds rudySo it's pretty much the same
>>545243756Racism outside of /b/
>>545243646Sad that you went out with a wet fart like this, but then again, i suppose it is fitting.
>>545243675maybe I was being a bit broadnot monhun monhun = bad monhun generalbecause wilds is not a bad game, just not monhun
>>545230285No point in doing rampages in master rank unless you didn't get the achievement. The only difference is that you can do enough damage yourself so you can just hit monsters instead of shooting.
>>545243756well just wait for the gog update then dumbo>>545244072can you report >>545244152 for avatarfagging too? thanks
>>545244152>*OINK OINK OINK*Disgusting>>545244263I was bluffing I don’t report anything I merely shitpost
>endless gooner mod posting>endless cheating >endless entitled whining because a graphics card from 2013 can’t run a brand new game anymore Monster Hunter on PC was a fucking mistake. Nothing but trash gamers use it.
>the current thread episode is some kaijitard getting baited for almost an hour (50 minutes) telling everyone how little he values himselfwallahi this general is cooked
>>545244547kek
>>545244456This is what happens if you abandon the Nintendo core audience
>>545244547I don't know if there's anything funnier than some old retard posting smug anime pictures on a chink forum about video toys for children while writing DEEP (!!!) essays about the meaning of LIFE
>>545244547Oh THAT is what breaks your opinion of a threadNot the relentless blacked posting?
>>545245309>YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE ENTITY FROM ITS SLUMBER>NEW OBJECTIVE: RUN
>>545245309Inferiors don't like being reminded of their place
>>545244456Kill yourself, worthless faggot
>>545245309Yeah, it's pretty clear that it's the same spammer making all these posts pretending it's not him, while trying to blame only people who play the game
Hmmm i wonder how i will improve the general’s quality today oh i know i will argue with the blacked spammer for hours on end that is such a good idea
>finish work>load up /mhg/>read the last 30 or so posts>abe simpson 360 degree turn and leave
>>545244152oh yeah? I'll show you a wet fart*FFFFFFFTTTTTHHHHHBBBBTTBTBBTBTPPPPPBBRBRRRRRAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*how you like that? not so tough now huh tough guy?
>>545245801Even SEAmonkeys are abandoning the general… this is dire
>>545245835Sniiif
>>545244071Rudy looks like a palico and didn't appear in an anime as fartcat so it's not the same .
You are a Garangolm. Accept it
Sure
>>545246313>You are a [fat retard]this one's the most hurtful out of the lot
>>545246313>returned to monkeybliss
What do you call a baby Garangolm?Gagarangoogoolm
Microwaved pasty and a coffee for breakfast
*licks my wifes butthole*
mfw worlds 2
>>545248561BEHOLD A MOLDS
Should have gatekept harder
>>545249119gatekeeping is a meme, you can't actually gatekeep if you don't own the gate
>posted the retard on /vg/Literal newfag
>>545249220Spoonfeeding and carrying newfags instead of hazing and trialing them is what killed this general and nothing else.
>>545207543I saw you getting nervous towards the end
Do you guys jump straight into master rank or first finish all of high rank?
>>545250606many things killed this general, but yes it's on the list
>>545250606>he doesn't enjoy watching newfags getting better at the game
>>545250808that would be the trialing partcarrying and spoonfeeding doesn't make someone getting better
>>545250742>the listlet's check the list:-mental illness-wildsnope, it's not on the list
>>545250606weird, spoonfeeding is what kept the community alive and thriving on gamefaqs 15 years ago
>>545250808Not spoonfeeding and carrying newfags is how you watch them either leave or get better. Of course the catfaggot posts the most retarded shit imaginable. YOU are the kind of creature that killed this general in this way. Die of a cancer in the small intestine.
>>545250953i start the list by>not blacklisting mlx a decade ago on 4u and let this faggot normalize all kinds of shitposts
capcom ruined /mhg/ by releasing morld and therefore popularizing the franchise in the west and causing a flood of morons
Said the retard on /vg/
>>545251564every problem in world started with 4u thoexcept rng charms that started in Triworld is only 4u-2 and wilds is 4u-3
Any world lumu
>>545251712Kill yourself faggot we dont play the games here we only complain about them
>>545251676i agree tri (and 4) ruined the franchise but morld is what introduced americans to the games and thats something you should never do
>>545251759it's not true, i play FU almost every day
>>545251043I assumed that by saying "carrying and spoonfeeding" you meant playing with them and giving advice. you can't spoonfeed how to use a weapon and no one was hunting difficult monsters for noobs in the first place. so, no idea what you're on about
>>545251816Why are Americans so mentally ill?
>>545251874Portableslop are not games tho
>>545251043i agree with the point but leave the cats out of it/mhg/ is a cat general
>>545251874>G rank gameNot monster hunter
>>545252286mh is a cat franchise
>>545252229social darwinism, look at what kind of people went (or were taken) to north america, and this explains why they ruin modern gaming culture
Toxotransmosis moment
palico gamepalico franchisepalico generalpalico boardpalico websitepalico world
me and my palico
>>545252660it's toxoplasmosis, and the effect of removing fear of cats is only confirmed in small rodents, on humans it have the effects of a small flu at worse and is killed by your immune system within a weeki can impact your sense of smell tho but it's the only thingthere's a lot of misconceptions about this parasite because americans are retarded
Cats are fun and cool and sweet and cuddly and funny
Then they grow old and start screaming all the time for no reason and piss outside their litterbox constantly
Just like every other mammal with artificially extended lifespans
>>545253005Are you my wife
>>545253175better not see you bitching when you're a dying old man
This general will try its best to not talk about monster hunter
>>545253771You didn't want to discuss Poka Poka Airou Village with me. Now suffer!
>>545253771sorry i cant play because my fingers hurt, what would you like to talk about?
>>545253771I hardly know her
>>545253771>Talk about the game, get shitted on due console war>Post about things in the game, get shitted on >Post screenshots about the game, get shitted on
>>545254124the people shitting on you are shitposter /v/ermin who dont play monster hunter games this is their entire existence sitting in this general spamming bbc and shit ignore them and keep posting thats how a general changes I've lIterally seen it
>>545246239>didn't appear in an anime yetFtfy
who will get to 11m first wilds or switch 2
the wait till gog is gonna be tough
>>545254912switch 2
lumu status?
>>545225273>a lot easier to read than AT nu udraThats because nudra is a black/burning thing in a dark/burning biome. He isnt hard to read per se, you just can't see shit. Bet he would be fine in the wounded hollow.
>>545255286less populated than my solo hunts
>>545255286waiting for you to host it
>>545255537guess it's another day of soloing at nu udra
I hate monster hunter and will do everything I can to make this general insufferable :)
>>545255939zazed
>>545255939pilled
im a bit miffed that fatalis gear is so overpowered in iceborne because his gunlance is one of my favourite designs but if i use it in iceborne im just another faggot, at least sunbreak did sidegrades well
>>545250709World? I had a lot of fun getting all the optional quests done before Master rank except for HR 100 quest because I didn't reach that rank until MR
>>545256130read the flavour text of fatty gear and you'll understand what happened to the general. you not using it is for the better
>>545254194
