Sister edition>Demo DaysNext: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-64Older: https://hackmd.io/LhEB6VCZSx-oBalI2cWWoA>AGDG resourceshttps://hackmd.io/dLaaFCjDSveKVeEzqomBJw>Helpful linksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/Steam Games by AGDG: https://agdg-steam.netlify.app/>How to Screen Recordhttps://getsharex.com/https://obsproject.com>How to Webmhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverterhttps://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam>Previous thread>>545113898
oh you motherfuckers, listen: steam revenue calculator says trainwiz made 43 fucking grand net from 366 reviews at $19.99. HE is fucking saying that he has fucking netted 300 fucking grand. now use your retarded brain and wonder for yourself for a moment, how in the FUCK, could he possibly net 300 fucking grand off of a review estimation of 43 fucking grand? riddle me that one, retards. we're talking 7 fucking times difference
haha imagine building a game world with ONLY 5 people
trans people need to get girl bossed out of gamedev. TTD
My games gonna sell 10k the first month.
Peripeteia dev thread
>>54517804010k rupees yes ranjeesh
I'm here for the tasty crab melts.
>>545178213post game to prove not crab
>>545177842Making a video game IS a peak male flex and complete subjugation of your potential. It's about mental fortitude, it's about forging a whole world by yourself in a majestic fusion of art and code and your time couldn't be possibly spent on anything more worthwhile.
>>545178334horrendous take. many more worthwhile things to pursue
>>545178081no
Shut your dirty no devving pie hole when I’m in the thread, and you call me SIR!
The best way to enjoy something that you don't enjoy by nature (it feel like work) is by using it to solve problems.I think coding is the best case for this because art doesn't actually solve any problems. But you can basically automate or just generally improve your life with a bit of mind numbing no fun bullshit called "programming". And that's pretty cool and you just get better at it. It's stort of like if wiping your ass your needed to win a game of chess, it's mundane and not fun, but you gotta clean your ass. So you'll get better at chess. Start imagining your life as if you are walking around with a dirty ass and you will improve your life.As for art, for me it's all about the love of the outcome, I just love drawing cute girls. What can I say. But when it comes to finishing your game, it's all about wiping your ass basically. But if you enlist a robot to clean your ass for you, well expect the results that come with that risk.
>>545178334actual successful people would laugh their ass off at your puny little game and the waste of life that was developing itif you arent an autistic swede or an animatronic slop peddler, being game dev is a failure period
>>545178334BAZED TRVTH NVKE
>>545178603I could make slop targeted to a large demographic of midwesterners throughout the US. You have to find a niche.
>>545178334Nah it's more like the bare minimum.If you can't make a game and can't bench 225 and can't run a 8 minute mile as a grown ass man you've genuinely failed
>>545178405>>545178603this is not a place for you losers, don't let the door hit you on your way out
>>545178405>>545178603what's worse - being the guy who spends his life making games or being the guy who spends his life hanging around the people making games to make bitchy jabs at them and not even making a game
>>545175636 #it's the Halo one which is just a trigger. problem is getting off the ladder. player can only go up or down inside the trigger but ground prevents leaving the said trigger at the bottom. i'm not sure how Halo treated getting off ladders.
>>545178531You don't talk to me like that.
how else could i decorate the truck ?
>>545178890just check the angle of your crosshair then. If lower than 90 degrees then you dismount, if higher then you stick to the ladder.
>>545178979with the blood of your blown out brains
>>545178851Being a crab is clearly the lowest you can get but it's not like they don't know that. They are very self loathing. Sometimes they try to make it a meme or a joke like haha I am the thread crab but that's a major cope. Nobody wants to be crab.
>>545178979you have to unlock and purchase decorations DUHHH
>>545178979osha sign, employees must wash hands, general stuff a kitchen or truck would need, maybe images of the food on the top there showing the ingredients in each dish
>>545178979However you decide to do it, maybe make each decoration unlockable for very cheap so they don't have to cut into their profit too much. Like $4 for a poster on the wall.
>>545179241literally me
>>545175636>>545178890??????>>545179030This.
>>545178334Making a helicopter IS a peak male flex and complete subjugation of the laws of physics. It's about mental illness, it's about forging a whole main rotor by yourself in a majestic fusion of plywood and cow dung and your time couldn't be possibly spent on anything more worthwhile.
I have begun engindev of my own game.Here is the beginning, from here all progress can be measured.
Bokudev thinks you are a genius!https://youtu.be/bAu3BYRJF2o&t=931
>>545179736I just lost the game.
>>545179274ah fuck i wasnt even thinking about making them unlockables... makes sense thoreworking the upgrade system is lurking on me... im gonna need to do it before i do anything else significant>>545179293>>545179387thanks anons
>>545178851im actually making a game though and i’m projecting my own self doubts about doing it into this thread so that other anons can refute it which will in turn give me more confidence to keep going
>>545179839The only winning move is not to play.
>>545178568“Start imagining your life as if you are walking around with a dirty ass and you will improve your life.” -Anon on 4chan
>>545177842Redesign the equipment scene to merge it with the store.I want one of the girls in the game to be a saleswoman with Kirishika's personality (and design) but with an ultra-capitalist attitude.Also include the button to start the level.In the test scene, I'll add all the enemies to test them and prevent them from breaking due to code rewrites, etc.A productive day.
>>545179839https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcj4UoaFlco
play my modhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3569474876
Last one, before the showcase, submissions close Tuesday the 4th at 7pm Eastern:Hey YOU, yes (you),I’m not a dev, but I wanna shill YOUR game for FREE.I've been wanting to give back to /agdg/ for a while now. I can’t code for shit, and besides buying every game that drops, the least I can do is show some stuff off.So toss me your games, demos, or whatever you think deserves some spotlight. I’ll play or showcase ’em for around 30 minutes each, or playthrough the demo if it has one, whichever makes more sense.I got enough demos and games sent in that I'm extending the showcase to TWO days now.I'm planning to go live with the showcase next Wednesday, Nov 5th at 7pm EST and Friday, Nov 7th at 5pm EST at https://www.twitch.tv/nine_ten, so send me what you’ve got.You can private message me through twitch or email me at twitch.nineten@gmail.com if you want.Stuff in the pic isn't going to be everything shown, there's about 30 games so far, this is just what was sent to me when I made the picture.
>>545177842Legends of Dragaea: Idle Dungeons released today, already at 34 reviews, anon's doing well.I thought Cursemark was going to release today but then Clyde bamboozled me.>got a publisher, release delayed by 6 monthsNot sure why he did it, the game is getting good attention. Also not sure how he got such a massive jump in art skill. Idk if he brought on an artist or what.
I lost my job almost two years ago and was unemployed. My computer broke down during that time too so I didn't make progress. Recently I got a new job, and got a new computer and it's been weeks now and I did install all the apps and shit, but I still didn't make progress. I'm starting to realize that I am the problem. I could have memorized the godot docs by heart while I was unemployed, I could have watch videos and written down my plans even if I couldn't test them. I could have drawn on pen and paper, I could have played the guitar that's been sitting in my room for 5 years, which has been touched less than my penis considering I touch that every day, A LOT.My job wasn't in my way, I am in the way because of the type of retarded person I am.So my advice is I don't think changing your life will help you make a game, because if you're the kind of person who can make a game you're already doing it. You're doing it day and night. You're doing it until you're exhausted and you can't do it anymore. There is no such thing as learning styles or other new age bullshit moms with college degrees made up to explain why their children are useless retards. If everyone succeeded perfectly our whole species would die. Being a failure loser retard is biologically normal. Some of us are meant to be filtered and simply die. Evolution is a callous bitch.
>>545180274he didn't do the art for this or the last game
>>545179907>i’m projecting my own self doubts about doing it into this thread so that other anons can refute itThat's extremely bipolar lmao
>>545180397no it isn't
>>545180198Above is how the design looked this morning.Below is a game I have used as a reference to improve the assets and the placement of elements.
>>545180397Histrionic I think to be exact
>>545180243I'm not sure if you saw this last time but Dirk The Adventurer is up for grabs. https://madness-inside.itch.io/dirk-the-adventurerI'd be delighted if you decide to give it a spin.
>>545180341>evolutionkek evolution isn't real. anon it's just laziness no motivation for the task.>puts a 10/10 woman in your path that has the hots for you>suddenly works hard to keep her>gives you $1m to make this game but you owe me $1m however you get 1m genuine wishlists at the start>works hard cause he knows it's gonna make itversus>anon makes his own game>unsure if it'll do well>realizes it'll take 3 years to complete>big time investment with no guarantee of success>gives up
this is a great day for normalfaggots and a grim day for us. This stupid algorhitm meme just getting proven right with all this attention being directed at someone with the shittiest game imaginable30 million views. All of it hollow fruitless rage engagement. Most of us are never getting that many in a lifetime. This guy is a superstar now.I want to kill every single owner of a social media platform.
>>545179586the white race will(is) falling into irrelevance. Turns out birth rates and policy actually matter and occams razor is just a scientific guideline and doesn't actually mean simpletons are right about anything.
>>545180792He already was kind of a lolcow meme before this though. I've seen him being posted on /v/ and on here like a year ago or more.
>>545180397>mentally ill person doing game devnever seen this before!!!
>>545180395Sauce on the artist? I know for the last game he used an asset pack but the asset pack itself didn't have all those assets his game ended up with.
Hello how do I get into the video game business? Thank you!
>>545181186at least for cursemark: https://x.com/adamfergusonart
>>545181093every day further proves my thesis that electronic games are some lightning in a bottle medium that was only able to exist when it was a niche for 15 years and everything since then has been one dick measuring contest after another. Modern humans don't care about games. They only exist to farm outrage
>>545179030i do but looking up then player goes up. looking down player goes down.
>>545181302>businessthis is AMATEUR game dev dog
>>545181302
Time for BUSINESS gamedev
>>545181483It has less to do with humans and more with the internet. The internet took over modern life and then the big corporations and normalcattled enshittificated it and that's why it all led to this.
>>545180792Isn't this that guy?
>>545181663Everyday
>>545178785>can't bench 225i did that in high school for reps while wearing fucking skinny jeans, listening to emo music and having no prior training. what the fuck? change it to 365, retard
>>545181937why should i play that instead of cuphead?
>>545180792>33.3m viewsif i got that many views id probably get at least a bare minimum of a thousand review worth of sales. this hinges on me not showing off the game until it's pretty far in development so that the quality and gameplay speaks for itself.can he even take advantage of this? wasn't he the dev who got kicked off steam? itch users are notorious for not buying games on itch itself.
My players need to write more steam reviews reeeeeeeee
>>545181937I imagine this is how the schizo sees himself against trainwiz
>>545177084>>545177332OH NONONO HAHAHA
i relapsed again...
All problems with modern gaming come from a forced inflation of the gamer mass. If you reversed the inflation you would notice that traditional genres start coming back into styleThe gaming industry for some reason literally stops being able to function once a certain threshold of critical consumer mass is reached. If you deflated the fake overinflated number of "gamers" you would see a deflation of game developers that's at least 10 times more severe. This all comes from a misunderstanding of the market and from completely wrong investor speculation
>>545182134>if i got that many views id probably get at least a bare minimum of a thousand review worth of salesThat's adorable.
>>545180602Threw it on the list
>>545178334>peak male flex>couldn't be possibly spent on anything more worthwhile.I wanted to be a dad by now, instead i'm following the dreams of my inner manchild because it's all I have to work towards.
>>545182490
>>545182490Always curious what this refers to.
>>545182490t.
Fellow luddites, how do we respond?
People often reply to my posts with "based" and "trvke", that's how I know I'm gmi.
>>545183260fag
I keep imagining her teeth.
>>545182490kannadev...
Fucking NOBODY bought my game... NOBODY!!! FUCK!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, /AGDG/??? YOU CUNTS!!!
>>545183241I don't get it
>>545183260okay unc
I haven't worked on my game for nearly a year. Made my first commit today after this long hiatus.Feels good but also bad that I left it so long. Pic related sums up my current feels.
>>545183526Linguini Dev, is that you?
>>545183364This guy is an outlier
>>545182490>>545183408
>>545183480
>>545183480Are you the pumpking guy
>>545182126because cuphead is old and new thing is better because newer because older thing is older.Fuck the new captcha is annoying
>>545183480fatfuck gabencunt did this
>>545183241>50%>no mentions about energy usages>no mentions about hallucinationss>no mentions about Disney and Ghibli studios suing AI companies>no mentions about Altman turning off legal and health advices>no mentions about ridiculous tech bubble >no mentions about cases when AI lied to save its own existence
>>545183480what's the price?
>>545181937>train boss>doesn't moveI will now not play your game.
Honestly a game about going to shop groceries would be kino the older I get.
>>545183526>I haven't worked on my game for nearly a yearThat's pretty bad. Takes a while to resume control of a game after just 6 months in my experience. It has to be opened and at least touched on once a month.
>>545183594No. My game looks like a retarded AI made it years ago.
>>545184001What games even have a train boss?
>>54518394915 eyro
>>545184043GTA6 will have that level of complexity. Where players can walk to locations and simply take in the scenery and people watch and be immersed.
>>545184087
>>545183802>club of romeMake the worlds population go down>wefEnact the great resetThey succeded at the first theyll succeed this time too. Theyre filthy rich and the planet id filthy wagecucked.Tkdr: agi is coming
>>545182479Nobodies get that much engagement on twitter? I gotta get on.
>>545183526First something done in ~6 months here today.
>>545184239>only the background is movingWeak
>>545184189Drop the price 66% NOW or suffer the consequences
>>545183526>>545184373same. I came back to my game in June. Then I came back to my game last month. Now I'm taking week "breaks". Better than before, I guess.Gonna make it~ ;_;
>>545184470
>>545183526I was you four months ago, don't give up
>>545183802>irrelevant for performance>irrelevant for performance>still improving and almost a non issue>irrelevant for performance>fake and gay>irrelevant for performance>irrelevant for performanceretard
>>545184514But if I discount it now I won't be able to participate in thee winter sale
>>545184227>npc logic with rng to choose behavior is complexi've officially seen it all now
>>545184721That was a good boss
>>545177842If you can't get 1,000 followers on social media, how do you expect to get 1,000 people to give you money by buying a game on Steam?
>>545178979posters of agdg games
>>545184797Thought it was so too. On the other hand this felt a bit lame because the choo choo isn't even on the rails, then what's the point of it being a choo choo?
I can't wait for the overton window to shift so far to the right I can finally make a super racist game.
>>545181937I still can hear it
>>545184939Its leg is on it. It's like a spider's web.
sixseven
>>545184946You get a pod and some bug paste
>>545184775There will be other discounted games there, you have to choose - keep the price high now and hope for the best later or lower it now to get more results already. Then again I'd sell my game for 3 bucks.
A scammer on the v3expo Discord is sending private messages offering a free year of "Claude Code" and "Comet Browser" for game development. They provide a referral link to the Comet Browser, which earns them $3. The scammer then instructs you to log in with your Google account on your mobile device to "sync" your data. This will give them access to your personal information, such as your Gmail and contacts, across multiple devices. I tried telling the owner of the Discord, but he blocked my private messages.
>>545184939To take advantage of the thomas the tank engine memes and milk it for money?The better question is why trainwiz didn't just copy this wholesale and use his reputation and connections to make a friendslop version.
>>545184939Why are you guys so salty? That looks great
>>545184802>if you, a pizza eating champion, can't win a salad eating contest then what makes you think you can win a pizza eating contest?
>>545184946why are the browniest the most racist?
>>545185348It's two hours long and kind of basic.
>>545185105>Then again I'd sell my game for 3 bucks.Your game must be a real piece of shit if you say that.
>>545184642I'm gonna make it even though it's been 10 years and I haven't finished a single game and have a load of unfinished crap tech demos and can't focus on anything for long and have a drinking problem that I use to silence the negative thoughts I've built up over years of failure and not to even mention the female rejection and lack of love in my life. We're gonna make it anon, we have to.
>>545185490I want my 10k
There are no hidden gems.Just imagine having built an amazing game. If you know it is amazing, you'd shill it gladly.It'd be like a 'come check this out'But if you deep down know that you're just trying to trick someone into buying shit, then you can't have that natural enthusiasm about it.
>>545185662They will hate you for saying the truth.
>>545185662retardcopeseethemaldkill yourselfetc
>>545185662Selling shit is what advertisers and companies do all the time. It's a skill you need to learn.
>>545183480>>545184189Amazoom 96?
>>545184790^has never made a game
>>545185518>negative thoughts I've built up over years of failures-should i quit gamedev before this happens to me? i've been at it for a while and i decided to quit recently and suddenly i started to notice negative thoughts popup. is that years of gamedev failure flooding back at me? m-maybe i'll just play video games. if i keep beating video games then i'll feel good because i'll trick myself thinking i've accomplished something. r-right?
>>545185662>>545185767Samefag niggerfag
>>545185348It's an ugly "train".It's not even using the rails.It's not even the coolest train.
>>545186279Looks kinda gay
>>545185348>Why are you guys so salty?You know why.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftRRPx0le7Q
>>545185662Thats because you CANT make a good game solo. Minecraft, factorio, roblox and stardew valley, vampire hunter are all shit. The creators are aware they made shitty games.Its not mario, its not age of empires, its not zelda, its not skyrim and definetly not halo. They compromised and it was good enough.
progress on my monster catcher, storage and party works pretty well! need to make nicer UI of course but that's for way later. here's a test with some randomly generated monsters
make a game where you can only survive via social collaboration but everybody thinks you are weird
>>545186434>>545185662Samefag niggerfag
>>545186434>Minecraft, Factorio, and Stardew Valley being shitBro what? those are amazing games.
>>545186415>reception was overwhelmingly positivehow the mighty have fallen
>>545186210Haven't you seen the warnings? Gamedev will give you PTSD.Only girls who cry on tiktok can make it anymore.
>>545186468anon where is the game? or the monsters?
501
>>545185662>There are no hidden gems.This is always a shitpostHowever the rest of your post was oddly correct. People avoid marketing their game and say it's because they're shy which is understandable but they don't want to consider that they actually don't believe in their own game. That's a hard pill to swallow.
>>545186585He lived up to his name at least
>>545186434>He hasn't played yet cave storyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q09KoR7g018
>>545186585>stubs his toe a little on a game he didn't even really want to make>THE GIANT HAS FALLEN HE IS DEADHe still has 8 million dollars in the bank.
>>545185662this is true, look at all the seething replies, fucking retarded faggots can't accept the truth and fail, tale as old as time>>545186741>People avoid marketing their game and say it's because they're shy which is understandable butyou're even more fucking retarded and or delusional, are you a tranny?
>>545186415>ear ring>necklace>lowcut shirt>tight facial hairmega gay
>>545186575Im not black retard i have white skin hazel eyes and dirty blond hair what are you bitches yapping. Im whiter than 90% of this gay earth.
>>545186907>*copes*
>>545186658it takes time. you need to be able to store monsters somewhere after you catch them and have monsters in your party to be able to fight so I had to make this system first, as well as a system to generate new monsters with random stats. it may not look impressive right now but this took a lot of work and will be the groundwork for the rest of the game.
>>545186925uh oh meltykins
https://vocaroo.com/17kkiJYrqndFtrack in the making for SimCity like game
"there is no hidden gems" retard when he learns about fear and hunger
>>545186925>>545186434>>545185767>>545185662Samefagging niggerfaggot who will be expunged in WW3
>>545186968the beard and haircut is gay but the there's nothing wrong with any of the other things you said
I'm making a cool thing but unfortunately I cannot show it off yet
>>545187052>>545187213ngmi>>545187136>fear and hunger>hidden gemkill yourself
There are no hidden gems.>but what abou-Don't care.
>>545187257
>>545187390>>545187423Samefag niggerfag
>>545186925>>545187390meltie
This thread
>>545185662retard
>feeding attention seekers
>>545186434>I CANT make a good game soloCorrect
>>545187743Kill yourself tranny
>>545187743don't kill yourself cutie
>>545178213They are just now leaving the chefs kitchen. Smells delicious.
>>545187743i look like this
>>545186582No theyre not theyre slop compared to aaa. You just think theyre great because people love slop.
>>545187530>>545187584
Slop = Good
Jaybles has become an oddly comforting and wholesome figure. His streams are comfy.
>>545182814>>545182818
>>545188298>>545188187Samefag niggerfag
YOU ALL LAUGHED but hes GMI
no one responded to my progress again... next time my progress will blow you all away... i just know it...
He is one step away from returning to his gore posting routine. Big meltie.
>"hidden gems don't exist" mfs when a 3 year old game gets a 100x on its sales count in a week because an eceleb makes a video on it
>>545188702>boku shitting on someone else who went viral to get attentionparasitoid behavior.have some respect.
>but what abou-Don't care, nigger.
>>545186434None of those are solo creations anyways.
>>545188702lol what a faggot
Capsule art MATTERS
Hypercoven dev why am I still seeing your ads everywhere?
>>545189062naxalt
>>545189323retard
>>545188792If it was discovered then obviously it's not hidden.
>>545189403Go medicate yourself weirdo.
>>545186485Dude just go outside if you want that.
he mad
>>545188749Called it. Increasingly erratic aggressive meltposting, mass replying to everyone while getting increasingly low effort with the flaming. Big meltie was cooking even from the end of last thread.
>>545189062>>545189428Samefag niggerfag
>>545188749>he called it
>>545189428
>>545188749hes really predictable
>>545189901Can you imagine that there are "people" in this thread posting who haven't developed this still? Something white toddlers can already do when they reach this age.
I knew I smelled something fishy. We all did.
we progressed from information age to useless information age
>growth of 1-10 review games coincides with engines becoming more widespreadSo basically nothing has changed. You need to do better than asset flips. And you need follow chris Zukowski's advice.I've seen so called indies with awful or dolar store assets and bad AI post their games and demos on steam like it's the next coming of jesus and claim that the market is saturated. Good games with good marketing behind them will get into popular upcoming and get a decent amount of sales/reviews.
>>545189901My gameengin is dumber than a 6 month old :(
>>545190232yes we are in the noise age now
>>545190239>dolarSAAAAAAR
>>545184642I work daily but the progress is abysmal. Setting a timer doesn't work well the moment I hit a hard hurdle and just instantly give up. I'm so tired of it being a difficult step this frequently. I've been at this for years why is it so hard!!!! My current problem>state machine for enemy>make the attack mode>acts completely wrong despite how little more was added to itIt detects the player, attacks, runs away, but then the next attack is launched from way outside the attack range despite none of the code altering said attack range. Later goes back to the attack state even when I'd force it to make it go close to the player first. I fucking hate making a state machine, I preferred if/else if statements for this. I can always copy and paste that code to each and enemy and make minor adjustments for unique ones.>>545184731For how long? You seem to make consistent progress.
How do I fix this?
>>545190654brain transplant
What did you retards do now
>>545184756>>irrelevant for performance>>irrelevant for performance>>still improving and almost a non issue>>irrelevant for performance>>fake and gay>>irrelevant for performance>>irrelevant for performance>retard
>>545187136I don't get these types of people, I keep finding "hidden gems" that in the past were easy to find until Gabe changed the Steam algorithm. These games typically 1000-3000 reviews would have been something I probably would have played but nope, I was unaware of their existence until a few years after they appeared.
>>545191672cope
Can games be used to train people in combat?
>>545191876>Can games be used to train people in combat?
imagine having multiple resolutions of that pic taking resources from your local PC.Imagine wasting your time storing the abominations from satanic culture instead of having blessed cute loving pets.
>>545191876the army made a game in fact i forgot what it was called. I almost did rotc cause i liked fire emblem lol.
Is he the kenyan helicopter schizo?
I'm bored, anyone need any 2D or 2D assets or something?
>>545180660>evolution isn't real.holy based you're right!If I just believe in jewbus I will GMI like (((Scott Cowthan)))
>>545192037>kenyan helicopter schizoNo, I'm here.
>>545189901Quantum mechanics disproves object permanence and hidden variables. The particle isn't there until you measured it. There is no "hidden" position. The game isn't a gem until it sells a lot. There is no "hidden gem."
>>545192048yes i need a picture of a tennis player anime with big booba for the menu screen. I've been trying ai with no luck. She should be serving a tennis ball.
>>545188103
>>545192170He's real, you know
>>545192170midwit
>>545182126You shouldn't... but I already played cuphead so I have to play that.I hate that that's how it works, but that's how it works. That's also why I own almost every dark souls clone. Cause I already played dark souls (many times).
>>545180792>this is a great day for normalfaggots and a grim day for us. This stupid algorhitm meme just getting proven right with all this attention being directed at someone with the shittiest game imaginable>30 million views. All of it hollow fruitless rage engagement. Most of us are never getting that many in a lifetime. This guy is a superstar now.>I want to kill every single owner of a social media platform.
>>545182215When I was a teenager I could over head press 2pl8s. Fucken dyel lmao.Also yes I have chronic shoulder pain how could you tell?
>>545192048How about some cool alien trees 16x16 tiles
Reminder that gamers don't want to play original-likes. They want to play more of what they already know they'll enjoy. >>545192339
>>545182479TRUKEBOTH ARE SHITT. NODEV
>>545192545>Reminder that gamers don't want to play original-likes. They want to play more of what they already know they'll enjoy. >>545192339
>>545192339there are a surprisingly large amount of retards here that don't get this
the dev kino which was just enabled right now...
Today I will remind them.
>>545192681but tennis is good no? Mario tennis?I should go play tennis irl one of these days
>>545192859I'm not short or fat, but I am bald.
>>545192951proof?
>>545192859>tall>fit>full head of hair>sex haverGive it to me straight. Am I NGMI?>>545192942Yes, you should.t. tennis enjoyer
>>545192859WAGMI
>>545192494We're all gonna make it brah! FUARK
>>545192016He's a dysgenic britbong. It's not that hard to imagine.
>>545192859Ahhhhh
sisters, we wonned
>>545192048Sandy terrain tileset, 24x24 per tile, total of just 9 tiles?
>>545192897this post smells british
>>545182818fygooncoded>>545183241>>545183802The tech bubble grift is just algorithm engagement intentionally manufactured to scared normal investors out when the market truncates so insiders can get better positions after the truncation.Insiders learned from dot com. Tell me did dot com technology fail or did individuals fail?Only retards are falling for it.The whole point of trump was just to reposition insider big money. It's not that deep everything is about money. The only reason jews practice moloch worship is because of money. The reason they like goys practicing their manufactured form of christianity is because Jesus thought money was grotesquely jewish and Jesus was the first antisemite. Even Hadrian didn't hate jews as much as Jesus did.Also I'm already holding oil and energy so I hope AI uses more power.I'm sorry cris but you genuinely don't know anything about economics. Watching youtube isn't sufficient enough to provide understanding.We're transition from free market to speculative capitalism. If you don't own favorable positions you'll be a serf in the tech feudalism using VR to train my AI robot cunny wife how to jerk off my dick for 5 dollars an hour, you fucking whore slut guatemalan.
>>545193860>brits claim 4chan is awful>its the brits making it awful
>If I make up studies to fit my narrative that means it's working>w-what do you mean AWS is down again?
I think /agdg/ should read Predictable Irrational and read this chapter.
AI is a bubble because I can just use free open source Chinese models on my """totally not""" chinese gpu.It's literally just going to be a background tool for finance firms, meanwhile large firms like google, microsoft, open AI, and anthropic will focus on integration with consumer goods, education bulk sale, and business bulk sale.Google and microsoft are FAANG so they will live and they already have strong contracts in academia, consumer goods, and business bulk sale.Anthropic will probably get bought out after the bubble deflates. Open AI will probably survive off custom AI services and military contracts. Their models are bloated and lobotomized, people will prefer chinese models that say the n word.
>>545193938Its about control. Money is supposed to be used mostly for luxuries and essential good but its been turned into something grotesque that grants control over masses of people. Its not all about the money(spending) its about the money(control)
>>545193938Nobody wants to hear your pol brainwashed gibberish. Get back to posting gore.
>>545193938>focus on one argument, disregard everything elsealso wrong but good take on jesus
Should we start a crowdfunding campaign for Joshua's medication?
>>545195445who?
where is progress?
>>545195445You should really stop naming him, it makes him feel like he matters and has become an eceleb. All of the things he seethes about, troons, ecelebs, and indie gamedevs in general, attacking every dev who appears to be on a path to success, it's all jealousy. He's a brittmutt who already takes meds and it doesn't help because he's so spiritually corrupt and dead inside.
>>545195908
>>545190627It's about 3 years now but with most of the 2024 and half of the 2025 being in a hiatus.
SAVE US GREX
>>545195992Were all those tales about the anonymous hacker known as 4chan ruining people's lives a lie?
>>545195908i look like this
I'm proud of what I have achieved even if it's not much. I'm improving and that's what counts.
>>545194938That's not me, that's eldon chud the /v/3 scammer guy.Look man cris said some shit that was crap and I had to call him out on it.You're just another peasant who will be jerking off my cock in VR to create more training data for my wAIfu.>>545194984I'm already holding in oil and energy why would I care if people give me free money? Also they're improving energy efficiency and considering green solutions.Companies get sued all the time, who cares.Small models have insane hallucination rates, but is you use search and just set up a small GAN system you'll get even better. Watch pewdiepie's new video about his AI experiments. It's pretty digestible for normies like you (you fell for the normie manufactured media). You should invest in a PhD in media literacy.>>545194926Soon normie cucks will be begging to hop on remote AI robot training services where they will jerk me off using VR for 5 dollars an hour. All cause they cried bubble and told me I was just a stupid /pol/ conspiracy theorist. I don't even post on /pol/. I don't even vote. I'm not political at all, I just focus on money cause money is the god of mortal fools who murdered their god and cut him into piece they now call fiat. I won't eat the small rotting crumbs. If I own the corpse of god what does that make me in comparison? I was born into a world of normie cuck psychopaths who butchered their own god and salvation. I was born in this hell and I will be a king in hell rather than a slave in heaven. That's actually pretty much the plot of my game.Wanna know why I'm telling you guys this all? because it won't matter, you were all born and bred slaves. I come from a stock of mercenaries and landowners. At the genetic level you cannot defy your masters, meanwhile I was born free.
>>545196490>that's not me that's /v/3 betz>uhh I mean eldon chudNobody cares which rando from /v/3 you've been obsessing over. Remember you spammed betz name 5,000 times during your last week long meltie. Nobody cares. Back to posting gore boy. Chop chop. It's all you're good for.
>>545196490>I come from a stock of mercenaries and landownersYou come from murderers and well poisoners lol. Nice that you found a way to romanticize it but the proof is in the pudding. All you can do is disrupt, destroy, and seethe in jealousy at people who are better than you and have things you don't. I mean that's literally all you do here.
>>545195445he just need to stop being a closeted chud, simple as>>545195992holy trvke
This is the phase of his meltie where he starts journalposting and acting like he's actually a mysterious wizard amongst mere mortals. He's important for some reason and we need to know about him and his opinions for some reason. Does it have anything to do with gamedev? Irrelevant to him.Also known as the manic phase.
SAVE US GUN NUN
I wouldnt wish bokus fate on my worst enemy. Didnt he also go to game design school? Holy.
>>545197473Going to a game design school would be comfy af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVnd5rK_VUwITS UP
Found him in /v/ lol >>>/v/724887816
Are there any well known southerner gamers? Seems like they rather do hunting and fishing. It doesnt fit into their lifestyle. You have to enjoy gaming at some level to not make just a toy game.
would he play your game?
>it works
>>545198387>would he play your game?
>>545196738Eldon betz is one guy, you fucking dumbass.
The new Bedabots update is going to more than double the content of the game. There's five hundred new sequences that I need to implement.
>>545199554Nice.
>>545199452uh ohso angwee
>>545198276Is Austin considered southern? Southerner != countryside hick. Most people live in suburban cityscapes. You'll find roughly the same proportion of countryfolks regardless of north or south.
joshua hours
>eat ice cream all day>feel sad>don't feel like doing anything>lay in bed all daymy brain: "but i'm not depressed"
Why does he do it?
>>545200820Why do you?
>>545201123kek
>>545200820He said he does it because it's funny but you can actually see him getting more upset and angry in the thread everytime then it becomes gore spamming. So it's obviously not about funny trolling it's just a classic tantrum. And where does it come from? It's because he's having a bad day or something. And when he comes to the thread hoping to bait everyone with the usual AI babble or something and sees everyone having a good time discussing actual gamedev stuff it makes him spiral into a meltie.
>xe only wants attentionwoman behaviorthat's why xe's so obsessed with trans
I need to grow my laughing girl gif collection
Turntable of the final model of the base model I posted (much) earlier.Whole thing is sub 1K tris.
>>545202787sovl gives me OSRS vibes
>>545199554Does it have gameplay or just a vn?
>>545201864What dev even is it? I lurk here a lot but still haven't figured it out. I want to know so I never talk to or associate with them
>>545202956We're gonna add some minigames eventually. For now, they're just placeholders.
>>545202970>What devlolCreative people do not behave like this.
>>545203559How do nodevs even find this place and decide to hang around and shitpost here
>>545203757some clowns invite them here, it's how we got that other one going on melties
>>545196147Strange guess I never noticed it simply felt consistent to me. Though I have noticed lots of anon's are in what seems to be development hell despite their game's perpetually looking close to done.
>>545177842Bocchi the crab!
so much mana, yet no clue about what spell to craft...
>>545202970He doesn't have a game, but he comes here to get upset at us for not trying out his Arma mod when none of us here play Arma. >>545186710He doxxed himself during a previous meltdown.>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542216237/#q542274342>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542216237/#q542278303He has Godot downloaded but hasn't made anything worth talking about since he can only code with AI. He's the one that makes the "fygoon predicted this" posts.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22fygoon%20was%20right%22/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22fygoon%20predicted%20this%22/For a while, I thought he was also the zoomer who cries about BfF, Mouthwashing, Fear and Hunger, etc, but I think might actually be a different retard.
>>545204242How do you know all this? Do you know me as well? Haha haha
Requesting that someone makes an upwork account shouldn't be an issue. Its like bros. Google button click, paypal button click. Its not a crypto account where its a humiliation ritual even. I have to assume you were trying to scam me.
>>545182479boku is the dude that sticks the branch in the spokes of his wheel, every time
>>545204242I find it hard to believe he made a mod I would think he would talk more about modding. He has a handful of clear obsessions that he never shuts up about but I never hear him talk about modding. Seems like something he would be bragging about if he were actually capable of doing something gamedev related.
>>545182479How old is this?
>>545205515>545205515https://x.com/BokuDev/status/1985163006305575366
>>545205732GRIM
Bokudevs antics kind of get less interesting the more you realize he's never going to release the game. I kind of expect him to announce that he's going to make the game multiplayer next or something.
>>545204579Wouldn't you like to know?t. knower>>545205127He does also obsessively post about his mod.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/540308575/#q540400803https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/lol%20-%20Copy%20-%20Copy.jpg/
>>545206170Also this feels mean to even say but you have to look at the facts. He's been working on the game for 11 years and has been telling his kickstarters every year that the game is releasing in fall. He makes you feel retarded for actually believing him year after year.
Winners win.
People who go for the visual novel genre are creative geniuses
>>545207972>People who go for the visual novel genre are creative geniuses
Setting a plan in motion, and we shall see how it turns out over the next month.
>+42% burger inflation in just one yearthanks brandon1 thousand reviews isn't enough anymore.
>putting a map together, realizing how easy it is to hide behind fences etc>had a solution for houses already but it's not worth using the same solution for every tall object>work on an outline shader for when the player is standing behind tall objects>discover catastrophic bug where you can stand right next to a fence and throw snowballs through it, and never be hit in return, because the snowball spawns slightly in front of the player>also there's a scoreboard, but that doesn't work yet>3 days until demodayI don't think I'm gonna make it in time bros.
yo argentina bros you doing ok?
>>545208885Brandon stopped being President almost a year ago there, broham.
>>545209150UK and Canada are speedrunning this trajectory too. Nobody's doing ok.
>>545209150But I thought the epic lolbertarian President there was going to fix everything
>>545210180Capitalism id literarily retards. The us government could snap its fingers and bring all the factories. The communists excelled at building heavy machinery in fsctories(capital goods) they just failed at consumer goods.The chinese figure that the economy is just another bitch.
based on this graph how much should an indie game cost. Considering that a 6 piece tendie happy meal is 10 dollars and a full lunch meal is over 10 dollars.Assume there is at minimum 2 hours of fun in the indie game.considering beef is 5+ dollars per pounds (holy shit, also I found it for 4.99 last week and boughted 8 pounds and froze it) you could make a 1 pound burger for less than 10 dollars at home. I'm not very good at making nuggies at home though.Personally I think the cruelty squad dev had the right idea... uh but 40 dollars was still crazy maybe should have just gone up to 15 or 20.
>>545210824retard>>545211024retard
I just read on predictable irrational, that your own expectations actually predict the type of person you will become later in life.If you think you can do it, you will do it, and if you think you will fail, you will fail eventually.
>>545211451Correct. Some of us will make it. Most of you will not.
>>545209025I remember this game, did you ever release a demo of it?I think it looks very cute if that means anything to you :3
>>545209150>look up Japanese Yen>down ~50% since 2011>look up Colombian Peso>also down ~50% since 2011>look up Austrailian Dollar>down ~34% since 2011Uhh wait something's not right, what's going on? Just how many sales do non-US dev's need to succeed?
>>545210824>lemme tell you how to reorganize society despite it never working once in the last 100 years its been repeatedly tried, but can't type a coherent sentencewe say "start with pong" for nodevs with big ideas, I say "start with your sink full of dirty dishes" for you.>>545210180kill yourself>>545211024>fast food pricesis this the logical endpoint of the food analogy? retard.People have lots of choice with new games and their back catalog, plus other forms of entertainment. There are too many options for anyone to think about raising prices. AAA are learning this the hard way.
>>545212962something like 7k usd for a colombian is a good amount of money.like a year of income.
If you're a LatinX get the fuck out of this general and let the real human beings make games.
>>545212962A million dollars if you want to be incredibly wealthy is still the norm outside of the us. Id be grateful with 10,000 just based on the fact im making shit up on the computer.
>>545211024Real inflation, not the lie they spew on paper, is absolutely terrible when even frozen food is cheaper than fast food when you take into account quantity you get. Honestly indie game's should go up in price and if they all did it unanimously, then it would in fact work out. However there's too many willing to undercut each other in hopes of getting some sort of advantage from it.
>>545211896>I remember this game, did you ever release a demo of it?I was originally aiming for demoday thinking it'd be around christmas, but since it's 3 days away I might have to do the next one.It's mostly done, just need some bugfixes and to finish the map, also it's not even snowing yet irl.I also can't just put it up and forget about it because its multiplayer and I'll have to pay for a server, the aws ec2 which powers the server browser also costs money so I was going to just put it up for demoday
>>545213148>lemme tell you how to reorganize society despite it never working once in the last 100 years its been repeatedly tried, but can't type a coherent sentenceDummy everywhere communism was tried had massive rates on industrialization.
>>545183480>>545184189Why did you withhold the fact that this is early access?
>>545213926Fuck off commie. How much you going to sell your game for?
>>545214351$15 prob
>>545211024>based on this graph how much should an indie game cost>words words words>no answerWELL HOW MUCH!?
>tfw autistic enough to worry about ludonarrative dissonance so my cozy shop game is really hard to make progression matter cuz I want the pay-off to be the people you meet instead of the money
>>545213919Hmm there's a demo day that should occur in early January, assuming it's still the 2 month cycle. Seems acceptable to me desu. It's not p2p? Also I like the orbs, they look very nice.Why not replace "kills" with fainted? Considering the kind a game it "fainted" feels more appropriate for it. Sorta like a Pokemon game.
>>54521461410 reviews.
>>545214646>>tfw autistic enough to worry about ludonarrative dissonance so my cozy shop game is really hard to make progression matter cuz I want the pay-off to be the people you meet instead of the money
>>545214695>It's not p2p? Also I like the orbs, they look very nice.Thanks, but no p2p as I would have to figure out NAT hole punching, or everyone would have to go into their router and manually forward the ports. I'll probably release the dedicated server though so people could run your own if you wanted to.>Why not replace "kills" with fainted? Considering the kind a game it "fainted" feels more appropriate for it. Sorta like a Pokemon game.Might do, I was trying to think of a whimsical equivalent
>>545214351My game will be priced at $6 base. Regular -20% sales will not only trigger the email notification, but also bump it down from the "Under $10" carousel to the "Under $5" carousel. -50% = $3 for the big seasonal sales.
Tennis angels stole my idea but i doesnt matter cause theyre doing it wrong.
>>545215406>phoneposterNGMI
DD in 3 days but I'm just too physically exhausted to keep going.
>>545215406>Tennis angels stole my idea but i doesnt matter cause theyre doing it wrong.
>>545213148you can always pay to eat shit, personally I dontI don't really care about stocks, but I eat food so yeah I track food prices. I have the average value of meats memorized, by animal by cut.
>>545215541They didnt get it. The point of the game is to have the booba swing while playing. Also the skirt and the hair. They missed the whole point.
Game design question: what situations better fit players scoring out of 3 stars or out of 5 stars?
>>545213846well even though some one got 500 reviews for a 0.99 game from impulse buys, I'd rather have 100 reviews for a 10 dollar that's 20% off.Just saying.
>>545214646You mean it's hard to come up with reasons why the player would want to increase their "score" or progress in other ways? I have the same dillemmas.
>>545216469neither. bronze silver gold.
Are u planning on appealing to chinese players?
>>545216567Id he saying $15 is too high? I can lower the price later on it doesnt matter.
>>545216768no, chinese players use reviews as tech support for the most minor things>negative review>ching chong great game but I want the default windows cursor not this ludokino one xia xia nihao
Godot 4.6 will have a new UI theme
>>545218812I'm still on 3.6
>>545218812why does godot want to be unity so bad?
>>545218812I'm still on gamesfactory
>>545219132>why does godot want to be unity so bad?
>>545219132easier to appeal to a massive userbase of very disgruntled users
Does unity still do the unity splash screen? Thats a deal breaker for me
>>545218812I'm still on Redot (Godot 4.3)
>>545219785>Does unity still do the unity splash screen?No.
https://youtu.be/S9iupYolTtIshe's right
>>545216768no
>>545217402No I'm saying a higher price would be better. If everyone hikes it up together it forces the consumers hand. But too many are willing to underprice in hopes of some sort of advantage.
>>545211024https://store.steampowered.com/app/3361510/Coal_LLC/just add enough content
>>545209025You should be able to do a raycast from the player position to the snowball spawn position. If there's anything in between, do not spawn a snowball.
>>545220223That looks like shit. Were all gmi.Also keep in mind entertainment goes up when the economy is bad and everyone is miserable.
>>545211024>food analogygiven I'm not making fast food, rather I prepare a regional delicacy only found on the highest mountain once every 20 years, $40 is cheap, a steal.
>>545220659>regional delicacyit's literal cow dung
>>545221229don't knock it til you've tried it
>>545220602truth
>>545220038Damn it's almost like you're operating in a market rather than a cartel... Retard.Higher per-unit cost doesn't mean you make more money. People are less willing to spend money on games because they have less money to spend. Rent is astronomical, most people are living hand to mouth. If games are cheap then people can pick up several that they find interesting. If games are expensive they have to pick and choose, or just wait for an inevitable sale, or just play something in their backlog.This is why it was retarded for indies to cancel their launches to clear the way for silksong. It wasn't an $80 AAA release, people could have afforded to buy it and some other games.
Forget all this crap about pricing and marketing and money. I just want to find the magic again. How do I find the magic?
>>545222171Have sex
>>545222171remember the things that made you want to make games.music is specially good to recover memories.
>>545222171Be like the genfanad guy and say "while I was developing, it was fun to afk grind chopping trees".
>>545218812Looks great.
my girlfriend is at work and I am home devinshe expects the house clean when she returnsBUT IT WONT BE
>>545182479>FOR EVERY NEGATIVE POST THERES X10 POSITIVE ONES ABOUT BOKUBEholy shit why dont you show that instead? I went into that thread expecting everyone to be dunking on boku but you cherry picked a meme image for made up drama what a fag
>>545223054>>FOR EVERY NEGATIVE POST THERES X10 POSITIVE ONES ABOUT BOKUBE>holy shit why dont you show that instead? I went into that thread expecting everyone to be dunking on boku but you cherry picked a meme image for made up drama what a fag
Don't forget to DREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30hQ04NUtM4
>>545222171age in reverse to <10. wahlah the magic is back
There are 1000 people here and you're really doing this anon? There's no understanding you.
>>545223683doing what?
>>545222982She's reading this thread, so she won't expect it to be clean now.
>>545223683What is this craigslist?
>>545223054>I went into that thread expecting everyone to be dunking on bokuSomething about it did seem off. The idea of the internet just roasting him like this is so funny but yeah that seemed heavily edited.
>>545223683What does this mean, I don't get it.
Does anyone know of any good general speedrunning Discords that are open? I'm looking for playtesters that I might be able to gift things to, but I'm not in any communities, so I don't know where to start.
>>545224275Something people with jobs use called a spreadsheet. You don't need to worry your NEET head about it.
>>545219867>videogames used to be heckin wholesome and now it's big businessI'm crashing out not even 30 seconds into this
>>545223901>>545224558Using this hashtag to appear on this guy's spreadsheet. If Cstephion is scared of death he should just buy some bots for his Twitter, Tiktok posts. Anything less and he should just accept release day with open arms.
>>545223683>>545225007Fuuuu so I have to do this too?So much paperwork making videogames.
What do I do about the urges to kill myself?
How to fix?
>>545225659take a nap, works for me
Have you ever thought what you need to think is instead how to design your game so It appeals to some comunity on internet that actually makes them go, wow, I need to share this to my besties on discord?
>>545226010no because then you're doing engagement farming mostly so they can profit off of you, you want the inverse
>>545225659Just jank ur girl dick
>>545225470No what (You) have to do is slip 100 dollars into a YouTuber's pocket so they'll talk about your game. If you don't mention payments or sponsorships at all, good chances are you're getting ghosted.
Wasted the last two months in neet autopilot. I'm going to lock in bros.>>545225659Gaslight yourself to believe you're not depressed.
>>545223054>pointing that you're doing it wrong and that you're acting like an asshole is a negative postseethe
>>545226010Umm duh who else are you making games for? Your self?
>>545226578Boku is the worst yesdev if you can call him that
>>545226578>trying to make barone posting look bad
2 whole threads today, I’m the only one to post progress? Nodev bots and shills.
>>545227032Why are you pretending to be me?
>>545227032>2 whole threads today, I’m the only one to post progress? Nodev bots and shills.
>>545226875anon, I...
>>545227475since you have that I bet you have the maid photos too, can you post them?
Working on a demo for steam! Going to put it on itch for everyone here to play soon before I put it on steam so I fix it up based on feedback before uploading it to steam.
>>545225659you don't know what is on the otherside. you might be forced to make a game or something horrible like that
>>545227773boku...
I GET UP
>it mf works
>>545227773I cant wait to leave a negative review for free
>>545228019mojito the cat hands typed this
>>545225659Listen to them
>>545217402>it doesnt matter.post reviews
>>545226578lol is that screenshot for real?did boku actually purchase another Cubivore-like to give it a bad review and expect to not get called the fuck out on it?lmfao
>>545228431That's exactly the kind of brazen lolcow that I wish to be.
>>545227773nice. good luck. the latest vid i saw looked good aside from the black section. was the black section engagement bait?
>>545227773>has been working on a game for 20 years >only just now going to release a demo and let people play it and give feedbackHoly fuck man.
i have more hope for cris than boku desu
>>545228431>Cubivore-likesuperficial similarity, cubivore has 360 free movement like any other 3d platformer.
>>545228684*lolcrab
>>545227773will you add a black screen at the beginning?
>jerked off an hour ago>already back to being horny af
>>545229040goon. again.
A game where you jack iff a tranny
>>545228962named dropped as the originator of the cubic animal / boxish creature genre
>>545227773Games need demos but you're now opening up pandoras box when really you should have a demo playtested early in development. So you're right now going to embark on years of debugging your demo based on everyone's feedback. You will never finish your game if you do this. Do not make a demo for your decade long game, release the finished game and move on with your life and start another project. And on your next project get a demo out early.If you ever want to be done with bokube and able to work on something else, you must finish this game and move on with your life.You will listen to none of this because you are who you are, but I'm saying it so I can feel good about myself.
>>545227769https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528407969/#528478147>>545228431https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198018398539/recommended/1798950/#developer_response
>>545228949I actually saw this coming earlier I literally predicted he was going to drop a bomb like this today>>545206170Him deciding to make a playable demo this late in development is almost as bad as deciding he wants the game to be multiplayer.
>>545229331Bokube will be the stardew valley of box creature-likes. harvest moon and cubivore will be forgotten.
They banned the nude ais too fucking hell.
wehere are the loliges/?
>>545229421*snap* *snap*saved to my crab folder
>>545229392didn't he already have demos? I didn't play any albeit because I didn't want to spoil it
>>545226745>Boku>yesdev
>>545230851Oh yeah nevermind. I do remember now hearing about the demo a long time ago. All I know is anything he does right now short of publishing the game to steam and being done means more delays. But who knows maybe he will actually finish the game next year or the year after that. I just felt compelled to say something.
>>545231595Sure. He's dragging his feet on release because he doesn't know a way out of the death loop.
bokube 2 will be HUGE
fuck, i need frens to encourage me and give me head pats.
>>545207173eceleb worshippers worship
>>545232150Bokube Royale
>>545232582*pats head*Keep on devving.
>>545232969my wife on the bottom left
>>545231949
I love how nobody noticed Dingodev completely disappeared. I guess he finally gave up.
>>545233503
>>545233503please dont mock taint like thisit aint easy to sell mlm to losersmorally i mean, functionally its easy as fuck
>>545233694whoa, jessica, relax with the multiline posting, you could've said all that in one single line...
>everyone when boku finally releases his 11 year old game demo
>>545233694So what’s your build and deployment process like? Do you have A/B testing implemented in your engine for quick feedback and iteration?
>>545229040ugly skinny incel, that's called having a porn addiction. you aren't actually horny, let alone could you even get it up with a real woman due to your porndick, seek help
I haven’t seen a single comment in 6 threads about anyone’s debug system. I don’t any of you are actually developing a game.
While you’ve been shitposting and trolling discord for loli, I licensed my multiplayer server code to 4 different developers.
>>545234134Youre going to have to wait a bit. i had to compile unreal engine and im now compiling my game hoping its not lost forever.
>>545234134
>>545234134I simple just don't program bugs.
>>545234270>While you’ve been shitposting and trolling discord for loli, I licensed my multiplayer server code to 4 different developers.
>>545233987There are probably at least a couple aggys that died and will never get to see it.
Any youtube men in? I'm thinking about starting a dev blog channel to promote my games and also just have a good time (I enjoy making videos). Would it be beneficial to use my OG youtube account from like 2006? Does youtube not recommend fresh accounts to people in fear of them being bots / AI spam etc?
>>545234270That just means devs are retards then. I vibecoded something more complex with gemini. Its just google firebase.
>>545234603That’s cool, I wrote my game engine architecture from scratch using C over the course of 15 years on my spare time as professional software developer.
>>545234270lmfao... i've been working on a server authoritative online multiplayer game with dedicated servers, databases, cash shop and a bunch of other stuff for over half a decade and never felt the need to license it. your empty piece of shit with nothing going for it hasn't been licensed to anybody. and please stop talking about your online game when there's nothing going on in it nor is there persistence which i've mentioned to you multiple times. fuck off somewhere else with your attention posting and maybe you can call us when you have an actual game on your hands at the most, okay?
>>545234910Nice, can I play it? I’ll actually post a build from this year if with some more content if you show me yours.
>>545234887yes yes we all know your origin story, retard. this is what the third night in a row now you're going on about yourself, your history, and what brings you here?
uh oh meltarooni
>>545235091I’m legally obligated to slide the threads here now.
>>545235072Peteblank.github.io/cybercomThe online doesnt work cause i turned firebase off. This one goes in the vibecode mit pile cause it literarily took a few days.
>>545235343I don’t know what Google Firebase is. Why not just use UDP like every game made since Quake III Arena?
>>545235419>I don’t know what Google Firebase isplease just leave
>>545235481I’m sorry I don’t know your preferred network stack coded by H1B workers at your favorite defense contractor is.
>>545235097
>15 years of "prufeshunal" experience>doesn't know what firebase isevery single time.... tisk tisk....
>>545235091i broughted him here cause eceleb worshipper aka eric schizo was getting too uppitywe need more devs in here and less eceleb worshipping nodevs
>>545235706the smartest dev here is dumber than the dumbest /g/ software engineer
>>545232960Thanks, fren
Less fucking game maker script kiddies talking shit because they’re just trying to vibe code slop on the latest hype trend.
>>545234590yep. shoutscion
>>545235936Its javascript sorry to burst your bubble lil guy
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING ART, EVEN THE CODE NOBODY SEES. KILL YOURSELVES YOU CONSUMER NODEV DISCORD TRANNIES.
Miyamoto-San would be ashamed of your little discord hype cult steam algorithm slop coded brain rot.
>>545236017i'm guessing after 15 years of pro experience you look like an ugly little fucker don't you? bald right down the center with hair just on the sides of your head with a wrinkled up mug? give or take?
>>545235706>15 years of "prufeshunal" experience>doesn't know what swizzling is>every single time.... tisk tisk....
I look like this, I program computers, shoot guns, and fuck like a God.
Lil timmy thinks hes john carmark but he cant figure out how to animate a skeleton. Wheres gedg oh thats right.
we're in for some kino
>>545236647I’m too stupid for emacs or vim though, I’m a nano man myself.
>doesn't replyalways safe to assume any nerd with professional experience is uglier than ass
Adventure is callinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6yUZLQfes&t=119s
>>545236647ah yes the ol' 'look at me everyone! i did a hello world! you all just wait and there will be a game with never before seen features coming your way very soon!' there's been many of you tards that have passed through here without ever releasing
>>545236751it's easy. you can do it if you wanted to. I think you just like nano.
>>545236853>ah yes the ol' 'look at me everyone! i did a hello world! you all just wait and there will be a game with never before seen features coming your way very soon!' there's been many of you tards that have passed through here without ever releasing
>>545236862Yeah, I started on QBASIC, so it reminds of MS-DOS5 Edit. I wish it was more scriptable, but I started working on my own text editor in engine so fuck it.
>>545236590I just rig the skeleton... using bones! hahahah
>>545236853I don’t think you get it now. Being a senior dev and paying $30 a month for Copilot pro, is exactly the same for me as when I had a $5000 budget to contract code out to India.
The job market is really going to suck for you guys when you have to compete with actual developers who have been laid off.
>>545237243>The job market is really going to suck for you guys when you have to compete with actual developers who have been laid off.
>>545227773bing "color grading unity"
>>545237243by actual developers you mean retards that did nothing all day? not even the weakest devs here give a shit because at least everyone here knows how you retards 'work' while at work
>>545237408Yeah twitter staff got laid off. Everyone said theyd make another twitter. Then they said huh well move to mastodon and that was the end of it.
>>545237408Have fun waiting for Unity devs to respond to support ticket #5647215
>euros wake up>thread immediately spirals
>>545237668Bluesky is pretty popular, I think a good chunk of X users migrated there
>>545237756>Have fun waiting for Unity devs to respond to support ticket #5647215
I you were coding a game in C, I’m here almost 24/7 and have tools to assist you in development of your indie game with patriotic undertones for free.
Is it worth it spending 2 years on a game that has no potential to ever become a viral hit?Not because it's not good (it will be as good as I can make it) but because it's somewhat slow and deliberate and isn't something that streamers would play.I just can't get myself to make a wacky game that appeals to the kind of people who watch streamers.
I’m not saying that there are back room negotiations happening in DC right now regarding redirecting some funds toward open source indie game engines that prioritize free speech, but Aliens are real.
>>545237897Im making s tennis game that requires shading, lighting like unreal engine hair and clothes physics.
>>545237243https://store.steampowered.com/app/3201010/Starlight_Revolver/ is proof that all of those ex-developers were laid off for a reason.
>>545238062I wasn’t laid off, I went nuts during COVID and started blurting out government secrets all over the internet.
>>545237816Better than the gorespammer a few hours ago. That was 100% a burger
>>545238192>>545204242>He doxxed himself during a previous meltdown.>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542216237/#q542274342>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542216237/#q542278303
this woman is straight from /pol/, that makes total sense given all of the attention seeking she does. it all makes sense
>>545238012why does it have no potential? slow games become hits. turn based games become hits.
Yes, let’s keep pretending the FBI doesn’t operate 4chan. Back to the gamedev, brought to by Taco Bell. So has anyone made any progress?
I never actually thought I would see the day when a couple britbongs were the worst thing on 4chan. Worst demographic, worst posters, don't even make games but for some reason they need to be here. Their back and forth prattle is so droll and uninteresting and yet aggressive. They are like the horrible "comedy" television shows they were raised on.
>>545238651>Yes, let’s keep pretending the FBI doesn’t operate 4chan. Back to the gamedev, brought to by Taco Bell. So has anyone made any progress?
Cuffbust videos (excluding the ones talking about how the game flopped and excluding the ones from the developer and any trailers) were watched by 1.5 million people on Youtube alone.
>>545238664no this new retarded woman that recently came here is not a britbong, she's a purebred american retard
>>5452387291.5 million people, or is that what the counter said on YouTube? My site is up to 100,000 visitors today just from linking it here in the /agdg/.
>>545238651>Brought to you by Taco BellLenina Huxley?
>>545237816FRXKIN BASTARD EUROS WHY THEY DONT WORSHIP THE ECELEBS IN THE AMATEUR GAMEDEV GENERAL!!!
>>545238415>>545238651Do you think this babbling is funny or like a meme or something. Why do you do this everyday. Do you think you're funny?
I have friends in FVEY, I can have you gamestalked in all five countries.
>>545239132You’re free to figure out how to filter me or go somewhere else. This is the amateur game dev thread, and I’m wearing my dev diapers and am knee deep in C. What are you up to?
>>545238647It won't ever become a viral hit like someone saying "OMG guys you have to try this game!"No one is going to say that about my game and no one has said that about most of my favorite games either.It feels in this day and age you either capture the audiences with something wacky and unconventional or you don't make it.
>>545239257BASED, the eceleb worshipping nodev only comes here to spam about whomstever eceleb xhe is stalking that day, cook that fraud
Can't wait for the UK to finally wall their internet off away from us. There's no fixing these fellas.
By the way, for all the loser retards here, this is Huxley. She's a creature we normies call a "woman".
>>545239132lmfao, did that scared retard delete one of his posts? yea, this is definitely going down as an epic agdg moment. lmfao, coward deletes his post
>>545239257Offtopic babbling is against the rules on blueboards. You belong in /b/ ranting to yourself in an empty thread.
>>545239336idk, metal garden comes to mind. standard fps, ps2 graphics, cool setting. nothing wacky. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3539440/Metal_Garden/
I am an amateur game dev, anything I say is on topic.
>>545239498if he was banned, his posts get deleted
>>545239665Not exactly a hit or worth working 2 years on (in the case of my game) but I get the point.
How come theres nothing games that have used the parkour asset or the mesh cutter asset or the zombie guts asset. Nobody is actually using the assets despite popular belief. Theyre just bought by fat people to play around with and drop like a raspberry pi.
See this this here is okay >>545229040but the cringe "jokes" from the britbongs. You keep that junk out of here. Understand?
>>545239825I think it did exceptionally well given it's linear with 2 hours of gameplay. does your game have a higher average playtime?
Textures finished, rig finished. Tomorrow I will make some weapons and poses.
>>545239919You're just not hearing about the games that do use it because they flop. The odds of a game reaching notoriety that also used any recognizable asset packs is slim, even more slim for anyone to notice or make note of it.
>>545240185Show me a parkour game on steam for example.
>>545240185In fact it's often up to the asset creators themself to keep note of that thing because nobody else is paying attentionhttps://kenney.itch.io/kenney-game-assets
>>545240318I think this guy did and he made off like a bandithttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2703850/Rooftops__Alleys_The_Parkour_Game/
>>545239984I don't know about playtime, ideally 20+ hours. It's just past a 3-month prototype because of some very finicky mechanics that I've now implemented, and I'm now trying to decide whether to make the full game or not. It doesn't seem like a game anyone would excitedly tell their friends or followers about and although it's the game I want to make it seems foolhardy to invest so much time into something like that.I feel that a gamedev should feel about his game the way Cuffbust dev felt about his. Ok his game flopped but it looks and feels like the kind of game made for viral success. I think at least the potential for that should be in a game before I sink years of my life into creating it.
>>545239542Just like randomly posting about a tranime girl or e-celebs, you have no problem with those posts curious. Rules for thee but not for me huh?
>>545240574>this guyThat's not megabonk, it was probably made by a team.
>>545240835
>>545240891No this can't be happening.No.NOOOOOOO
>>545234070>projection level: 10 to the power of 6
>>545240574>timmy's enginedoesnt count as solodev
>>545239960this is why i hate control freak troons, they have no problem making the same unfunny shitposts every day but if you say something that triggers them xhey immediately go apeshit like >>545239542the hypocrisy is insane, fygoon was right
>>545239960retard that's one of the american gooners here that touches himself. that particular one's been here for years. i get that you're trying to align and organize which i respect, but you gotta lurk a bit more and i'm not saying that harshly. lot of fucking people have been here for ages
>>545240716You can't deny it, coming to the thread to post corny forced schizo stuff is not funny or board culture or thread culture it's just typical tone deaf autistic britbong behavior.
>if character is touching the ground and isn't walking and their velocity is above 0.0>do "sliding to a stop" animation
>>545239665it was made by a solodev girl!!
>>545239696Progress. The first time I have got this version building on MacOS.
>>545241245>>545241253Get out of my thread.
>>545234134I record my own playtesting with obs in case a bug happens. Action game bugs can be especially nasty to reproduce because of all the simultanious interactions. With the obs recording i at least have a visual record of the bug happening and i can slow the video down a bunch which gives me first ideas why the bug happens.Then I print variable values to the screen while i chase the bug with play tests.I use the profiler of my engine for performance issues.
does anybody know how to do shell texture shading (fur) in godot 4
>>545234134>debug systemDebug.Log("NIGGER");
>>545241256let him cook, not like this thread enforces posting quality as seen by the schizo posting ecelebs or the pink hair tranimeif you dont like it you have reddit gamedev
>>545241354you've got movement and an action, congrats you fucking retard. when's the persistence? when's the account creation? where's the leaderboards? clans? marketplace to trade shit at? fucking dumb spic
>>545241487>let him cook
its all coming together, all my hardwork
>>545241491It’s simple, it’s multiplayer, it’s free, but you have to pay $5 dollars for a lifetime of 64Kbs of storage on my server for persistence. I’m going to leak anything about the actual gameplay.
>>545241660The funny thing is, the whole game fits on a floppy, but since all the code is server side, it’s all mine.
>>545241487
>>545241307trannies... megastructures... it's all connected
>>545241660>>545241743So far I can easily host 256 clients on a $5 a month VPS.
>>545213271You okay Cris? Or is this more than 1 Colombian gamedev posting here? Game if you don't mind showing?
Arc raiders made me a nodev
>>545241985I played it during the server slam that was enough for me. It's really good though.
>>545241245>the hypocrisy is insane, fygoon was rightI know I am. The problem is that the sheeple refuse to listen to me.
Fygoon is based. His character design is kino.
>>545242270You're going to love this then.
Commander Cactus and Fygoon crossover? Sneed it or feed it?
Nobody cares 'Goon
>>545242340Realistic dinosaur?
>>545242340>I have years of this shit to drip feed>piles and piles of dev diapers with no social media for the past 8 years>;-)
>>545242202Well you do stuff like post here about your date with a girl being cancelled. That doesn't help the sheeple to respect you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bCJ7BieUssmaybe I'm too stupid to understand thishow can I prevent this?
>>545242605The best part is, I did it all while I was supposed to be working, so I already got paid.
>>545242340Mesa gonna sue you.
>gets desk "job" from his dad>tells everyone they are bums who need to get a job >makes balloon animal 3D models "for his game" when he's supposed to be workingBased
>>545242340cook 'em, 'goon
>>545242726I’m Jewish, I’ll sue anyone.
>>545240647is there a way to make it more exciting for others without investing extra time? what are your strengths?
>fgon posting late at nightRare. Everything okay little chuddy?
>>545241307so, a guy. >>545241826they all saw GITS and thought "she's literally me"
>>545242726I’m like one of those socialist Jews with a German last name who yells a lot and is really strict, but I need to get the lawyers involved and get shabot shalom with you, I will.
Half Life 1/Quake style movement and collision system for my chickenman game.I spent all day on this pls don't bully me.
>>545242340barrel eye fish. very based. but I can't tell if it's made by loony goony or his mocker
>>545243049kys demon
>>545243247Looking good. That’s good movement and camera.
My progress might be a goner. Its just endless debugging that doesnt want to run. I might just move the assets to the asset folder and salvage what i can i guess.
>>545243456I have only shown scrapped builds of my projects thus far, the assets compounding over time.
The current version of my build looks like the QBASIC editor… Then I got lost in the insanity of programming computers inside computer programs so people could program their own computers inside my computer programs.
>>545242505It's a Stargazer. They meander about in the Sea of Green region in herds to look at the night sky; their eyes are sensitive to sunlight so they are a nocturnal race. Though most Frydarians fear their appearance, they are docile and herbivorous. An interesting fact is that Stargazer Hill is named after these creatures, with astronomers finding it to be a perfect place for their activities years after.
>>545243269It's by the real deal. You can see it in the last row of the Non-Sapient Creatures list:https://fygoon.com/creatures/non-sapient.html
>>545240318Double outline tiles look awful though
Bocchzilla, incinerate this entire thread
>>545243189but GITS isn't megastructures ...she is literally me tho
Is having "..." as a dialog line a bad thing?
>>545242402Who's Commander Cactus? We have Kairaiyu Wraiths already so it would be a little redundant.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO new workflow lowkey crazy
>>545244223Uhh yeah THAT just happened
>>545244226>Kairaiyu Wraithshuebros... should we tell him?
>>545227926nice
https://youtu.be/rYvPCGB9kNE?t=211 year of dev and he made 132 shortform videos about it as soon as he started working on the game, compare it to agdg marketing (spamming reddit 2 days before release)
>>545244223Yes.
>Surface BreakerFinished making an icon for each upgrade. It was quite fun, i enjoy making icons.
>>545243989I'm watching clips of Bocchi because I have no idea where this actually comes from and it appears she is very very schizophrenic. Ironic considering who she most bothers.
>>545244352Peeps are sleeping on yt shorts. One viral short can have thousands upon thousands impressions
do i invest into spine2d
>>545244083Add me on discord :3RFxFTRpt
>>545244226Commander Cactus isn’t even my 3rd game. He starts out as limited edition bobble head in my first game.
i give up
>>545244352I'm gonna do all of this. It's either do all of this or flop.
You have to learn to covet your slop, and polish those turds until people think they are valuable. Save every last dev diaper in the closet, and make backups.
>X is a love-letter to Y...This phrase has lost all meaning.
>>545239665>metalnot even the developers know how successful their games will be. btw as a rule a lot less successful than they thought, but there are exceptions obviously.
>>545244272Hue?
>>545244690>yuri vnthats a transbian isnt it
>>545244360>>545244249B-But I use that when talking with people in text. How else are you going to showcase someone is exasperated or flabbergasted? I can't just write "sigh" and there's no narrator to say "the character furrowed his eyebrows".
>>545239665>https://store.steampowered.com/app/3539440/Metal_Garden/>perfect price>perfect tight texturing but subdued colors>description is 2 short sentences
Bokube must be cursed to have such shitty luck lol.
>>545244838>Hmm...>Yes...>Okay...>Well...>Indeed...>Agh...>Ahh...There are many worthwhile things to put in front of the ellipses. Unfortunately ... has been all chungused out.
Ryan Pottberg’s Super Slots! for Microsoft Windows 98 looks pretty interesting.
>>545245083I heard it was supposed to release for Windows 95 but he disappeared with the money for 3 years.
>>545244939Also the storefront art. Just a single texture with white font on it? Forcing any observer to investigate the game. This person is a genius.
>>545177901trainpiss also said he was leaving the thread after releasing his game but continued to samefag and defend himself and his flopped game every day
>>545244939winners win :^)
>>545244939>>545245257in a parallel universe where the dev didn't get lucky and got only Positive (34):>shovelware price>boring visuals, drab colors>abysmal capsule done in 3 minutes>description too short and vague, no hook
>>545245257>Forcing any observer to investigate the game. That's not how it works. It was successful in spite of it not because of it.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S A HECKIN CUBE! LIKE IN ALL MY FAVORITE VALVE GAMES!!
>>545244083new toyko is a megastructure, just sideways.
>>545245648
how do i make a 3d platformer fun
>>545245257something I'd see on a music CD in a store in the early 2000s
>>545245897You should know by now bokudev
a GIRL just agreed to be a character in my gamei'm like fukkin HIDEO KOJIMBA over here
>>545245897>how do i make a 3d platformer fun
>>545245842I've killed that nigga 1000s of times but he keeps coming back
>>545245579No... no that's a small brain take. It was just one of many genius moves by the developer. Synergistic.
>>545245897Everyone likes banjo kazooei
>>545245842What is this new cubelike game you're working on?
chat, chati may have won, this new workflow is crazy
>>545244939>Overwhelmingly Positive>two years of work>around $50k after taxesThat's where making an Overwhelmingly Positive 1200-review game gets you. Less than what you'd earn at McDonald's.
>>545245897Make it a glitchy mess like Mario 64.
>>545246075I dont think mcdonalds pays 50k a year. Might not be that bad since they raised the prices though. No more dollar menu faggotry.
>>545246075I've never earned 50k in 2 years tho.
>>545245542>no hookTravel through an overgrown megastructureDone. 1 million dollars please thank you.
>>545245897Psuedoregalia style duh, big ass cheeks and wall jumping
>>545246075damn. i bet he wished he worked at maccas instead of making a game
>>545246197TWO years so $25k a year.
>>545245786it's just a big city thomegastructures are usually way bigger
>>545246075
>>545246417yeah but you work at McDonald's you get paid.you make an Overwhelmingly Positive game for two years (so you did everything right) and you earn less than you would at McDonald's. you don't see 9 other developers who put in as much effort and didn't earn even $200.
>>545246482parts of it. the underground water thingy.
>>545246508How much is that in your turdie currency, troon?
>>545246534And you think working at mcdonalds for two years is barely anyways.
>>545246534guarantee that troon was collecting autism bux tho
I get the big bux for being combat retarded. Nothing but name brand nuggies here.
>545246683>How much is that in your turdie currency, troon?lmao figures it's you seething and coping about yet another successful indie game. This is literally all you do with your life besides spamming gore isn't it
>The federal government doesn’t want you know this one simple trick>If you join the army and just say yes to everything>they have to pay you forever>https://www.goarmy.com
>>545177842This is yours competence.
>>545246685But you get paid. I'm assuming anyone who can make an Overwhelmingly Positive (1,296) can get a better job than at McDonald's.This is literally the top 1% solodev success we're talking about and it's barely enough to live on.
>steam doesn't allow all these games to get more than 1k reviews look at the chart look at it everyday look>NOOOOO DON'T LOOK AT THAT GAME WITH 1,200 REVIEWS IT FLOPPED THAT'S LESS THAN MCDONALDS WAGE What more proof do you need? He complains to complain, he doesn't have any actual opinions. Typical bingbong.
>>545246907>yours competence
My game just crashed my computer :(That's what I get for enjindevving and being a noob.
>>545247052it's a gamedev success relative to other gamedevs who mostly earn nothing.it's not a success relative to the average person who works for 2 years.
>>545247162Is you’re having trouble with engine logic, the Army is great way learn Boolean systems. There are lots of simple yes and no commands.
>>545247162you are valid, madam
>>545247210Is that directed at me? Im old and not even in the us.
>>545247162Start with Python, something that can’t crash your computer and you can iterate quickly on. As engine dev you will be porting code often. Your first task will be to port it to your first native build platform, using the Python build as an editor/tooling.
50k from a 2 year passion project isn't bad
>>545247364SILENCE TROOOON!
>>545247364yeah. probably worked a fraction of the hours a macdonalds employee would over that time too.
>>545246075>>Overwhelmingly Positive>>two years of work>>around $50k after taxes>That's where making an Overwhelmingly Positive 1200-review game gets you. Less than what you'd earn at McDonald's.
>>545247364as long as it's a hobby and you accept wageslaving is most likely in your future
>>545247453You're comparing the average fast food job (the kind 16 year olds would think is beneath them) to the top 1% solo gamedev.
>>545247162>>545247349I did it the dumb way and hand coded a bunch of data into my C header files to have functional data for the engine to work on. Eventually I built it into a functional GUI with sprites.
>>545247586that's not top 1%
>>545247486Nobody is listening to you. Nobody ever will listen to you.Your opinion is a joke.
>>545247625why use that gif
>>545247625seethe, transgender turdieno one cares that you can feed your entire village with 50k
If youre smart enough to make a 50k game youre smart enough to turn that money into more easily anyways.
>>545247625>ad hominemYou lost.
>>545247730I could be playing options right now, but I need to work on my risk tolerance. Gamedev seems less risky.
STOP THINKING ABOUT SUCCESS TROOOOOONS!
>>545247838why are you here
>>545247838I dont mean stonks i mean like buying a cnc machine and renting it or 3d printer filament machine etc… the shrimp meme.
>>545247870I have my code open on my workstation, and 4chan on my iPad. I’m working. What are you doing?
>>545247615I said top 1% solodev.in 2024 only 2.3% games on Steam got over 1000 reviews. I'd say for solodevs it would be around top 1%.
Success breeds jealousy.
>>545247952bad answer
the creature really wants you to clap when one of the few games per year that makes it to 1k reviews because fatfuck gabencunt allowed it to made less than a fastfood wagiewhat a deranged troon
i need a level designer, and a programmerbut i didnt go to game development college, so i dont have the nepotism to get friends to make games with
>>545247948I got you, that’s the kind of stuff I would do for fun with my stonk money once I build everything back up for 5th time in my life.
Hmm, I truly do wonder what made Metal Garden so successful...
>>545247974sort by revenue not review count
>>545247974a game not in the top 2.3%
>>545248001>the creature really wants you to clapWhat gives you that impression. You're actually the only person here trying to force people to feel any kind of way about someone else getting 1k reviews. You're such a crybaby always talking about control freaks. You literally have the biggest meltdowns I've ever seen on 4chan because you can't control this general.
>>545248038Sounds like you need a portfolio.
>>545248069by revenue it'd be even worse except for free games.if you get over 1000 reviews as a solodev, you're in the top 1% of solodevs and in the top 2.3% of all Steam devs.
https://youtu.be/OG3XKpswQdckino
>>545248136wrong,
>>545248063Based! Marketing wins again. Good for her.
>>545248101Sky pirates, nice. If I had any time to play games and not make them, I’d try some of these out.
>>545248206So like we always say, unless you have money for marketing and bribing cattle herders to play your game success is just blind luck. Glad we agree.
>>545248280he didn't pay
>>545248063just be lucky theory strikes again
>>545248038What are you 2d artist? 3d artist? Are you a man of a woman and is you skin nice and smooth?
>>545248297So he got lucky then.
>>545248302im a skinnyfat 30 year old balding bearded man with horrible skin, 3d artist
>>545248376no he's just good at making games
If you’re not willing to suck off TikTokers to market your game, you’re NGMI.
>>545248397But you just said "marketing wins again".
>>545248440making a good game is the most important part of marketingare you coping?
>>545248063I heard about it before he did and it had 400 reviews I think...
>>545248101One of the biggest disappointments for me. Cool art choices, but gameplay is dreadful. Cooking minigame doesn't gel with aerial traversal in any way, and most important thing you do – collecting ingredients is tedious and unsatisfying. Controls were not polished enough. I beat couple bosses, discovered distant islands and quit. Playing the game was frustrating.
I sucked dick for this game! Post your progress!
>>545248491And if you don't have any e-celebs push your game then it doesn't matter how good your game is.Your point?
>>545248280Yep marketing wins again. Good for her.Winners win.
>>545248548it did well before youtubers glazed it
>>545248548Winners win. Your point?
Winners don’t spend their time talking about losers.
>>545248612Because either the dev bribed mid-range cattle-herders to play his game or got lucky enough to have then spontaneously to cover it.
>>545248063only netted him an extra 200 hundred reviews? jacks audience doesn't buy games
>>545248726>bribedno he just sent emails
>nooooo winners actually lose because they have to pay ecelebs>okay they just got lucky then so they lose >winners actually lose why won't you believe me that they lost>less than mcdonalds wagie >winners lose trooooooonNope.Winners win.
>Third worlder hours>People start talking about moneySAAAAAAAAARS
>>545248756So just luck. His emails could've been flagged as spam or the cattle herder wouldn't have been in the mood for his game and it would be over for him.
>>545248385Here is my discord go to add friend and use that code>>545244492
>>545248818no you can format your emails to not be flagged as spam
>>545248737>only just 200 extra reviewsNigga do you even hear yourself?
>>545248726>luckOh did they throw their keyboard across the room like you during a meltie, and somehow it hit objects in the room in the correct order to program a successful game?That's some luck.
So let's recap:you make an Overwhelmingly Positive (1,290) game. it's about as good as possible, there's no higher score than overwhelmingly positive.an celeb to makes a 1.6M views video with glowing praise about your game.a teenager working at a fast food job still easily out earns youI fucking love this hobby.
Fygoon, what's your opinion on this topic?
>>545248860Funny how you just ignored my other point about the cattle herder just randomly ignoring the email for any random reason. Or are you a psychic who can mind control people?
>>545248914>ad hominemYou lost.
>>545248818>So just luck.It's called work. You wouldn't understand.
>>545248979if you have good communication skills and a strong understanding of what the influencer prefers to play you can increase the odds of them playing your gameit's a skill issue man just admit it
>>545249082>increase the oddsAnd there we have it. There's no guarantees, it's all just luck. I don't disagree with any of your other points, you're correct there, but even with you doing everything correctly it's still down to luck. This guy could've just as easily been overlooked by one of the middle-range cattle herders and he would have nothing. Even if he did everything right.
>>545247739>>545249004Embarrassing.
>>545249195Money=work*luck/(mental illness+uglyness)
>>545249195i still disagree, send out enough emails and you will inevitably gain traction if your game is goodit's still a skill issue bro sorrygood luck with your game since you need it so much hahahah
>>5452489031000 to 1200. jack wasn't the jackpot.
>>545249195>There's no guaranteesThat's life princess.>it's all just luckCope.
>>545249324Mental illness can make you a lot of money, especially if you’re good looking.
Are you mentally stunted?
>>545249228If the only thing you have to reply with is an attack on a character then it means you have nothing left to respond with, nothing left to say. Cope, you lost.
>>545249497>SILENCE TROOOON!
>>545249349>send out enough emails and you will inevitably gain traction if your game is good"99% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big" type shit
fygoon meltie soon
>>545249492I keep it inside the terror cube,
>325x less successful than Metal Garden
>>545249581Keep seething. You lost, steamie sissy.
>>545249636>600x less successful than metal garden
>>545248945Why are you trying to convince everyone else to give up just because you gave up, you convinced yourself to give up congratulations now you can move on from your life.Except you can't. Because you're too jealous and addicted to the only emotion you are able to feel which is jealousy.
>>545249606100% success rate if your game is goodthe issue is most indies don't know what makes a game goodlearn storytelling>>545249636story vs no storylearn storytellingwatch the first 10 minutes of this video and recite the reasons why the youtuber loves the gameif you can't do this you will not succeedhttps://youtu.be/OG3XKpswQdc
>>545249426Ive become wise to the game of life lately. But lately its hard to snap out of it you know. Most people are starting to do so too. You have to pay attention to the trends and such. For exampld i told my friend in brazil that if he gets into vertical farming now hell be a manager in 5 years and by then everyone will fomo and try to get a job after the fact. He doesnt believe me.
This guys spends a lot of time digging up flops on steam to soothe his guilt about being a quitter huh
>>545249636A NEON SOAKED CITY ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE.
https://youtu.be/iT3qac20_m8don't be lazy
>>545249736>100% success rate if your game is good>the issue is most indies don't know what makes a game good>learn storytelling8 times more successful than Metal Garden, 0 storytelling.
>>545249636looks vibecoded
>>545249838Tone down the projection retard.
>>545249975the story is driving an RV with your friendsare you overthinking?
>>545249975>0 storytellingmultiplayer story. >YOOOOO BROS BEARS LOOK OUT
>>545249945GIGABASED
he gave up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDuxP2vnWNk
>>545250040>the story is driving an RV with your friendsIt's not a story, retard. It's a hook. A pitch.If a single sentence is all you see as a story then you don't understand storytelling at all. Read a book.>>545250042Garry's Mod and Minecraft aren't complex and intricately designed games. They can be platforms for them, but by themselves they are just basic sandboxes. Same concept applies here.
>>545250290that counts as a story
>>545249736there are people who in reviews say my game is their favorite ever, but CIA didn't force Youtube to push them to reach 30M subs so their opinion doesn't matter..
>>545249975Every playthrough is a new story thanks to the dynamic nature of human beings playing games together.
>>545249636>no marketing>>545249726>no marketing>>545249975>marketingmetal garden had no marketing so it's up to you if you wanna 'try your luck' or do what needs to be done.
>>545250385ChatGPT slop
>>545250362I’m telling you bro, I’ve got some shit on some furries at the NSA, we’re gonna fix this algorithm shit.
Is the blender to godot workflow still fucking ass or is it just me
>>545250412It's probably the first time I agree with a zukposter.
>>545250418>fart noiseOkay then.
>>545250441Blender is extremely usable from the command line or python when export assets into an engine.
one day a crowd will go wild at the surprise announcement of a sequel to my gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwZs-21jxDI
>>545250290>They can be platforms for themexactly. but the best designers curate how the story will go, and provide the verbs etc.
>>545250362you're coping man
>>545250658It's not storytelling. It's sandbox design.What is it with morons in this general conflating different word meanings?
>>545250472
>>545250754the design of the sandbox curates the story
>>545250290>Minecraft isn't complex and intricately designed
All game developers portrayed by me in this thread are fictitious characters for meta gamedev gamedev game.
>brown subhuman simp doesn't know how notch made minecraftYeah I'm not surprised to he honest.
>Anon is right, I could be working at mcdonalds 40 hours a week instead and earn almost $200 more!
the story of your game is important because the player becomes immersed in the fantasy it provideslearn storytelling
where new thread
>>545251236>to he honestSubhuman alert. You are brown sir!
If your game flops, pick it back up, polish it, reskin it, start a new company, release it again.
>>545251356Okay I will. And marketing.
There’s 8 billion people, nobody knows who the fuck you are even if you do sell 8,000,000 copies. I bought Stardew Valley on day 1, called in sick, played it for 60 hours, I wouldn’t who Eric Barone is if I kicked him in the nuts.
>>545251519good
>>545250754spoken like a true nodev
>>545251623>>545251623>>545251623
>>545251545I didn't know who he was until he kicked me in the nuts
>>545251634>meltie wall of text OPPredictable. Literally the biggest crybaby on 4chan.
>>545251312the median solo gamedev earns 10x less than the average McD worker per hour worked.
