>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026 https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143 >Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024 >How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed) >Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki >Nightlord resistances chart https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg (embed) >Main Information Document https://rentry.org/erpasta >Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/ https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit >Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between >Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4 >Group/Multiplayer Password erg Touch Bloodstain: >>545111380
>>545207032I'm not a furry but...
Libra is a girl.
I was not prepared migrate, ICE brought me here
>>545207359uoh
>>545207359I look like this
>>545208114Wanna have unprotected sex with me?
I was listening closely when I got cursed by libra the other day and there was a low volume voice of xer saying "You must collect the runes" or something like that it caught me off guard
>>545207802understanding that if you want to continue to live in a foreign country where you were given a visa for higher education you must extend that visa by having a job in said country that requires said higher degree or have a marriage to a nonretarded foid (these don't exist) is, after all, a difficult concept for redditors to grasp
>>545207802This except it was a white dude that cucked him, not sure where you are imagining the black dude from, must be an American thing.
that sucks...................
About to wageslave for 12 hours I expect cool stories when I get back.
>>545207802Did his """gf""" tip ICE agents?
>BFB vs CaligoSuch a comfy loot drop. Don't even need to purple it, just wait for the best Red/Purp of the day and buff that shit.
>>545209165No human is supposed to work that long
Is moonveil in NR the one they nerfed like 8 times or is it the original ER version before that?
>>545209165Blue collar, security guard, or manager
>>545208730Anon I'm not talking about the person that actually fucked his wife, I'm talking about the fantasies he was himself posting on his twitter. Pathetic attempt to flip this on me
>>545208958Whats sucks?
>>545209862Cool art maddy
>>545209698Feels like Post initial poise-damage nerf Moonveil. So you can't poisebreak Astel with three Aows hits at pointblank but it still it decently strong. It's no a beam stick, it's a close range unsheathe weapon for Duchess. One of the most character specific weapons in the whole game. Nobody else has the specs for it.
>>545209862
>>545210143Moonveil and the baby rattle seem to be in the game just for Duchess.
https://youtu.be/OEDREBKrsZQ?si=0vSpTpa3qqo4-yUyIroneye theme>>545210508Yeah pretty much.
>>545210601Kill yourself
i am queuing
>>545211017unblock me
>>545205982It was about what I expected. It's that "got carried out of D3/D4 because of a nightlord luck streak" skill level where they know how to play and general strats but have 0 clutchness, weapon knowledge, or moveset knowledge. Also the bird had deaths poker for most of the game and didn't know how to use the followups and was insanely trigger happy with his ult. He died constantly and was doing the whole faith respec incant caster build.
gg 30 second horse
GG horsey we slammed that fulghussy
>>545211724GG speedrun horsiei thought i was gonna no hit that fucker for the first time but i have to die to the goop at least arm once, it's mandatory
>>545210889Seethe more PLEASE. It sustains me.
>>545211657nice
>>545211657>boss almost dead>only one barI fail to see your point. Clearly they performed well.
drunk
+36 less likely-sama...
condornomonrornom
>>545211657>outismLimbab detected
>>545212615Good vibe right?inb4 some cowardly nerd tries to take highground with a cringe comback like "drunkard/druggie"
ooooohhhh dream weaverI believe you can get me through the niiihiiight
>>545211791>the goop at least arm onceWhat did he mean by this?
>>545212615What's the occasion today anon?
gg adel thanks for the shards i was really struggling with fp that run
>>545212948no, bad vibes. I hate myself>>545212996the occasion is that I'm an alcoholic and it's been a while since I've drank
>>545212994hey man i'm eepy give me a break
>>545212552That's phase 1 of everdark buddy
>>545213050You're not welcome. Fuck you
>>545213124Ooof, don't drink when you're upset retard. Why the fuck would you want to spend money and health on a BAD mood? It doesn't give you escape. It accentuates your core vibe. I'm sorry you're having a hard time dude but take a depression nap next time you think you should try to get shitfaced to hide from yourself.
q agen
>>545211724Silence foid
>>545213124>alcoholic>been a while since I've drankDoesn't make sense
>>545213353i've been 1/3 for a whilewhere's my gamers
>>545213319thanks for the advice buddy, I'll listen to it when my liver gives out>>545213443being an alcoholic doesn't mean you have to drink every day
is this achievable natty?
>>545213585>>545213585>thanks for the advice buddyWell I'm not sure why you'd come here to cunt about being a self-destructive idiot. >being an alcoholic doesn't mean you have to drink every dayIt means you drink and end up with consequences from it. Are you getting consequences? Social, financial, physical etc? Because if not, don't be a drama queen and wear other people's burdens as a costume.Alcoholics are sick, lose friends and jobs and days of their lives to drinking. You just sound like a sad faggot who's drunk, not a DRUK king.
After a very shitty gambling session I got this, if this was fists it would be pretty good right? Wish you could edit relics legit
>>545213595lawful good ahh cheater
>>545213794>You just sound like a sad faggot who's drunkan accurate observation
zorbros... we lost to adel again...
gg normal libra nothing bad happened the run before dont worry
Make one mistake and then get revived in the middle of an AOE attack, nice. You 2 were dogshit btw
>>545213824Stop cheating
zorbcucks D4 from pw is too hard...we should go back to D2...
What's white wolf? Is that bjarks new name?
>>545214253>whatsDo you want to try that again ESL-tard?
>>545214353retard
>>545214353What's is in the benchond white wolf sir?? Good raping of the redeem
https://youtu.be/FujEDGZVFqM
>>545214476Who's that
I am not the alcoholic poster you've guys have been praising but I have drank an entire bottle of wine the last 5 days in a row
you guys still playing this?hasn't it been a whole month without any update at all?
>>545213595Yeah, but these "might" be cheated. The lack of curses + the synergies are really suspicious.But it's possible with enough time to get a 5 ISA build for a specific character.Here is mine for Wylder but as you can see, it"s not as good as this one.
>>545214141Bro I flushed like a million murk down the drain and that's the best thing I got, if I could cheat I could have done it already
>>545214734Oh...ok ....
>>545214412That's what you are, yes.
>>545214985OHHHH!!!! burn!!!
>>545214717the frostbite on starting weapon + bonus damage against frostbitten enemies gives it away in my humble opinionthis is a youtuber btw, i was looking for different ironeye builds besides poisonmaxxing
>>545214662That's unhealthy but who fucking cares so long as you're managing to be an adult. CONSEQUENCES are what matters. If something bad happens because you drank, you're a retard and might be an alcoholic if it's regular [more than once a month]
welcome to your liiiiifethere's no turning baaaaackeven while we sleeeeep
>>545215083Yeah that's what I said, that specific synergy is really suspicious, as well as having no curses.You can see in my build that I also went for no curses, but that's because I took deep relics with bad passives outside of ISA and even a deep relics with 2 passives instead of 3.
don't be afraid to care
ggs ED libragot chompied for the DPS opportunity it's a viable strat
>>545207651I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what it means actually >>545214250Better than voting to become Vuvuzela
>>545214092That’s a lovely strawman you’re boxing up xister. Hope you have fun with it hours after the fact.
Dogshit lyrics
>>545215871Plot twist, its even worse because their economy is in shambles, unlike venezuela.
>>545215835GG, turns out Guardian's ult basically perfectly times itself to stop the tornado which is neat
>>545215835>Emboldened BrynShe's about to ask YOU to put a baby in her
>>545207359Holy based thanks for sharing king>>545208114Hot
>>545207802>>545208609>>545208730>>545209429trvke
>>545215871>>545215948fun fact, i traveled to buenos aires recently and 1 dollar is like 1300 of their currency so i was a millionaire for a few days
>>545215928come on try a littlenothing is forever
>>545212615>>545212948>>545213124>>545213585weird drunkard copetard posts that no one will/should read
>>545214476Uhh… relevance?
good boss, I barely got to see his sword moveset though because he died the first time I got to it
>>545214670>you guys still playing this?No? Most of us just post here habitually now and hang around for updates on the next big thing
>>545215147>>545215814>>545216445
>>545216429Yes and no because Argentina is also one of the most expensive countries there is. the gap between being poor and being rich is huge.Middle class is getting absolutely erased.
>>545216478She's pretty. I like her.
>>545217003Where did you meet her?
nice game heolstor love me a little redmane camp fuckup
ED Bugs is peak and basic Bugs is trash. This is a fact.
>>545217178I've never met her. She's an internet personality or whatever.
>>545217183I didn't enjoy someone pinging every single sorcery and magic attack item that dropped just because I picked up one staff.
>>545213595Yes.
>>545217584cute
>>545216921>Middle class is getting absolutely erased.That’s the case literally everywhere these days and it’s entirely by design.
>>545217338Sounds sad for you.
>>545217003>>545217338Why did you reply to those posts but not mine >>545214660
>>545217584i look like this
ATTENTION D TIERS: Don't revive people in the middle of a phase transition
the sands of time for me are running loooooooooooooooow
i like funny axe against heolstor. it's quick and does whack damage
gg heolstor
GG n*ght aspect gang, at least I didn't fumble THAT hard on the boss
>>545217830Phase transitions are huge openings, you're a shitter scrub.
>>545217830If a D tier is reviving a downed person during phase transition then the downed person being revived is F tier?
>>545218243Sorry about dying at bbh i got scared we were doing it in the rain..
>>545217771I didn't feel like responding at the time. Her name is Alanah Pearce, and I love her.
>>545208609>have a jobthis is where you messed upthose don't exist
>>545217983
>>545218223Hehe niiice I got that for you!>>545218243I've been actually getting the funny crystal staff for my crystalian build like 6 runs in a row??? Simply epic RNG
>>545218556Are you gonna dm her and confess your love?
dogshit fucking revenant
this is the endmy only friend, the end
what should I change my wallpaper to
Dogshit worthless Raidgroid
Don't make another thread.
>>545218328Yeah gets some damage during Adel's AoE worthless shitter
>>545219897Big booty bitches
big boobs are objectively better as proven by science
Nyo more queue? Randos it is I guess
Is wylder the biggest siscon ever created.
ggs ED adellegendary carian slicer but it's adel so i can't use it...
GG zero damage team Caligo
>>545221313GG but please stop leaving so many mooks at pois. I got killed by a fucking torch hollow because you guys looted and scooted before I could even grab anything.
>>545221434unblock me
>>545221267wylder is canonically married to his daughter-wife revenant
and on the wings of a dreamso far beyond my reality
>>545221434i'm not clearing out half a camp of condemned trash mobs in the rain, just be faster at looting
>>545221693You could have at least fucking killed the torch hollow who was standing in the fucking loot box with his arm stretched out 24/7 ensuring I can't get fucking close, and I can't fucking blast him because I'm out of fp. The fort was a shitshow too because you all fucked off to the roof while I was getting gangbanged by 2 sorcerers and a fucking pot slamming me from offscreen.
>>545221659[citation needed]
>>545221649If this is shifty: maybeIf this is that one guy who has *** in his name and mains duchess/recluse: Hell no
>>545221991Do you like me, I main wylder
>>545221991Va***is?
>>545221991No it's not please clear the rest
>>545221931mushyys
>>545221991Today I've won every run with anon promise I'll be good if you unblock me
>>545222076I'm starting to hate wylder mains these days given how often they'll either hoard shit that is better suited for literally either other party member, or how they ping shit neither of us can use and keep acting like they're helping when all they're doing is pissing me off.
>>545222456I'm the second one *pings sorc incant duration+ again*
oopsie
I was expecting that spinner to, you know, continue spinning, but it just stopped on your body so I walked back into it for a single tick and instantly died...
>>545222576NTA but most wylders lately are this.>pings sorcery boosts for the raider or revenant>pings incantation boosts for the ironeye>pings bows for the executor
>>545222624
>>545222456*Pings +14% ranged damage when my other teammates are mages for the 37th time this run*
>>545222714i forgot to heal.... For some reason I thought missing 4% of my hp bar would be ok...
>>545222812>saar>SAAR>THE 15% RANGED BOOST SAAR>IT BOOSTS SPELLS TOO SAAR>TRUST ME, MY SOURCE IS VAATI>Here you go sexy have this dmg negation on charge attack for your spells aren't I so helpful?
*pings +2 handed for ironeye/griefbowtards*
>>545223027
>>545223048Unironically +atk% for two handing should affect bows, seals, and staffs.But it doesn't, and I hate being reminded of it.
*pings your cock*
>>545223190mine's passive is atk power up when 2 handing
>>545223269oh yummy thats a good passive
>>545223027>>TRUST ME, MY SOURCE IS VAATII laughed but in a sad way.
>>545222456You guys falsely accused me of this twice.
>>545220303Easily>run in>AoE>Pop Stela/Stakedriver/MegaGreatbow>Cancel the whole thingYou're a -shitter-
>>545223190attacks generate cummies
>>545220086TSMT>>545220413>>545221023Both made for me>>545223027Kek
Neat
>>545223626>Don't have alt ready>Whole argument dismantledkys shitter
>>545223737if you run this im blocking ur ass
>>545223737nice, another useable sorc+2 relic for duchess
>>545223819Sorry anon but your choices are:>greatbow duchess>sorcerer raider>incantation duck
>me when I'm a castersissy and I make up a generalization of this one character that I've decided I dislike
>griefbowwhy
I still need to beat ED Dogs and ED Augur in D5. I keep dodging them somehow.
>>545224114Because they are delusional mid tiers that 'think' they can pull it off despite 2/3 being 3bar'd constantly and getting carried by 2 players that play normally.
>>545223819I mean a caster raider has enough hp to not die in one hit from a rat even with 200% damage reduction.
>>545224341And enough FP to do 20% of the boss' HP and then be useless.
I wish I was degen enough to flirt with the gays and troons in the general
>>545223770>he isn't holding his ult for specific phase cancels or 2/3 bar clutchingYou aren't representing your troon comrades very well anon, don't step unless you're steeled.
ggs ED dogsi backflipped into the charge classic
>>545218556She even looks like you. But you'll have to leave your wife first.
Using your ult on the night 2 boss is suboptimal
>>545221843you expect me, a duchess with no FP, to kill torch hollows for you, a recluse with infinite FP? i went back to res you anyway so what's the fussalso i looked at the starter fort footage and we didn't run past a million enemies to rush the roof we killed everything on the floor, the reason why you died was because you dragged those 2 sorcerers down into the basement with a bunch of pots. don't blame that on us
>>545225771Excuse me, what the fuck are you going on about?
>>545225950Looking like THAT and not having 4 of my white babies is suboptimal.
>>545226003You know I'm right.
What happened to the dark souls/bloodborne general? is it dead?
>>545226073I am not a woman...? I don't have a wife...?
>>545225963>>545221843>>545221693>>545221434>>545221313Cat fight!!!
payback....
>>545226447Lotus is so cute when they're mad
skill issue
dudes be like>SUBWAY SUCKS
>>545226792gg libra
>>545226835Lotus is so cute!!! I want to squeeze her!!!!
>>545226792I didn't see ONE less likely to job so good thing it was normie libra gg boyz
>>545227091>>545227036trish blasted me harder than i've ever been blasted before
>zorjeet losing depth 1 games>viewer count at the end of stream is higher than usualsurprising
>>545223129Kinda hot post more
>>545227160LMAO when he wouldn't stop shooting I lost it
>>545227164How did he even get in a D1 game?
>>545221267>>545221659Both can be true >>545223027Sad but true
>>545226262A man and a woman can look alike.
THEY'RE FUCKING IN THE GODDAMN WALLS NOW
>zorbjeet raids esl tranny vtuber playing witn a m*le on streamewwww
>>545225950Hell yeah boobies
>>545217983>>545219330>>545221669see >>545216828
>>545221843>Lotus is a cute angry bean who also seethes at people not guarding loot orbs so we can all lootNothing makes me madder than people who rush off with loot because they got the free grab thanks to me fighting mobs.
>>545227298he made a new save file, playing from the start to max depth with randoms only
*teleports*heh
>>545227520I have started full blasting my wylder ult on mobs. I'm tired of these motherfucking hollows and teleporting headless and rats
>>545227489do you have to, do you have to let it linger
>>545216485i booted the game today and turned the 60 fps patch on just to double check and for some reason it just werked.anyway the guy with the pilebunker before bsb is super tough, i kinda wanna try to kill him before fighting the boss but he just rapes me before i can even do 10% of his health. did you get him down? any tips?
>>545227419Yeah my bad I didn't listen to any audio before raiding, that voice is grating
>>545218250>>545218765>>545218932>>545223868>>545225950>>545226447Zamn breedable cocksleeves (these posters) look like that????
>>545227775Shame, xhe has a nice model
i never really see anyone look, but there's usually a normie/red scarab right next to the crystal loot on mountain. i only noticed it a couple weeks ago, bitch doesn't make a fucking sound.
>>545227845Yeah that's why I went with her, women really like this game like 90% of english speaking nightreign streamers to raid were women.
>>545227879Already knew about it. I have seen enough guard counter and thrusting counter attack talismans that I don't care to go out of my way for it
>>545227923Women really like attention, you mean and Idk if that was even a woman, sounds like a troon to me.
>>545227993i luckshitted..
>>545226447but that's a dog
>>545225963>we killed everything on the floorNot the sorcerers who were pretty keen on slapping me and kept running at me, forcing me to retreat, into the basement.Not a fun fucking time when all I can do is wave a wand and pray I don't get rush slapped mid animation.
GG Mystery ED Bugs, god I love the halo scythe it's so fucking good
>>545228338GG.Though I think the game is fucking with me again because I could swear I saw the target on the wylder, thought it was safe to chug, then got blasted from orbit.
>>545228147Meow
>>545228583I've seen the game not even do targets lately, also, pretty sure they introduce new bugs sometimes, like with Revenant if you summon Helen, there's a big chance she'll just run in place
>>545227520>mains the squishiest characters who will die to church rats in one hit even with 200% full hp negation>gets livid at people leaving mobs around the loot spotsNo shit they're seething.
>>545228583I mean Animus also did back to back kill sat attacks, I've never seen that shit before.
>>545228806i play a lot of raider and boy does it suck fat ass when people just loot the dormant orbs and zoom off to whatever else, especially in invader PoIs. kill shit so it's safe to loot you troglodytes.
>>545228806I've had to leave an orb behind as duchess before. I hate my team! All my team are idiots!!!
>>545228821Yeah it's pretty wonky.>>545228738>running in placeI've seen that one so many times. Also saw the one where the big skeleton gets spawned under the map, dies, and can't be summoned again the entire run because he cannot recover hp now even at a grace.
>>545225963Uh sisYour dagger?
>>545228324you had 1 half-health sorcerer on you, i assumed you could handle ityou also need to have spacial awareness of the basement being bad and the longer you hang around the stairs there the more likely it is for pots to come up, they're not worth fighting
I kill everything instead of rushing to every boss. I like having runes.
>>545229467Very true now unblock me please
>castersissies are whinny bitchesmany such cases!
>>545229598People who rush never notice that the reason they are able to rush is because the other players have to deal with everything they pulled. The first person in has an idle room, so it's easy for them to rush past. The next people have an aggrod room and the enemies are now clogging pathways. It happens in every game ever, not just nightreign. Rushers are always the biggest faggots and cause the most problems and have the audacity to act like it's a skill issue. Rushers are faggots and should kill themselves.
>>545229598We have more time to clear out places than people think
>>545229467To be fair I did a big derp by retreating instead of going forward. If that fucking pot didn't get to me I likely would have been just fine.And yes they aren't worth fighting normally, but I like not being harassed and slapped from off screen by enemies that follow us, which is why I like killing most of the problematic ones if I can.
>>545228628pspspspsps
>>545229467You ran straight into the chest room isn't there like 5 sorcerers there?
>>545229985i run to the chest room to funnel the 2 standing by it's doorway into the door so they stack for a better perfume killby fighting them inside the chest room it also stops the other 2 sorcerers from accidentally getting aggro'd while you fight them and takes you far enough away from the stairs for the basement mobs to lose aggro
>>545230182>and takes you far enough away from the stairs for the basement mobs to lose aggroMore often than not this isn't the case, with them often coming up to the roof with me, but I notice the mages break aggro far more easily than the fucking rat forts with the golem up top.
Duchess mains please spit on my mouth
>play with erg>we win>I say gg>they say gg but also you could have have done this better anon, can you do this instead of that next time, when we were here you could have done this instead, passive aggressive pro tip: don't do this when you could do could do this. >can you all change your playstyle to cover up all my inadequacies instead of me having to be the one to change?Their names? Zdrada enjoyer and Lotus. Someone had to say it.
>>545230182>>545229985What happened to the other 2 I see like 3?>1 with the recluse>1 red>1 normal oneWhere did the others go?
>>545230435gay
>>545230435This, but her squirt juice instead>>545230472Don't talk about yourself pedo
>>545230454I would never do this it's all between us every run
oh fuck I am too drunk
>>545230596What's your poison?
gg caligo, what a busted run just for the regular dragon
>>545230458there's only 4 sorcerers on that floor no? 2 by the chest room and 2 on the other segment both sections consisting of 1 bookmage and 1 swordmagethere is 1 red swordmage on me, 1 bookmage in the doorway, 1 swordmage on recluse and the final bookmage is unaggro'd
>>545230595I know Bryn, you're a good girl
>>545230743Okay now I see it.
>>545230712
>>545230679very conveniently I have an image of the beer saved already
Good day today
>>545230889What does beatified mean?
please be everdark libraplease be everdark libraplease be everdark libra
>>545231123I don't know and I don't like it.
>>545231123Bryn changes names like every run. Who is correcting her? Who is beating her? Why is she bewildered?
>>545231123https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/beautified
>>545231228Me
>>545231232There's no u
>>545231120Congrats
pog
>>545231271Are you the boyfriend?
kill me
>>545231346If this is against caligo then I am sorry for your lots
>>545230454>be this anon> Instead of taking constructive criticism, I take it as a perceived slight due to a personality issueBig yikes xis.
>>545231393nah it's libra and i didn't get any holy bows
>>545230454>>can you all change your playstyle to cover up all my inadequacies instead of me having to be the one to change?Is letting your teammates be swarmed by mobs your playstyle?
>>545225963>>545221843>I DIED IT'S YOUR FAULT>NO IT'S YOUR OWN I AM OUT OF MANAWhere have I seen this before......
>>545211017Looks like a girl I used to fuck
>>545231363What's wrong anon
PC queues doko...
>>545230454you can just block them and move on instead of making it a big deal anon.
>>545231775everything, I want to die
>>545232008Don't mind him, he's just being a drama queen.
>>545232013Stream it
>>545227923Well yeah most people who play it act like women too>>545228628HotMade to pleasure BWC>>545230435Those are men
>>545232007
>>545232168fuck you madison
>>545229467>>545225963While we're here anyway: What the fuck is your build? For your duchess. Asking for future runs so I know what to drop because I could swear a few runs prior you were a STR duchess or dagger duchess, but now you're an INT.
>>545231679Your parents divorce >>545232007No
I'm gonna rape Madison
>>545232621Source?
15 minute EDLibraBut we did it!
>>545232647https://youtube.com/watch?v=srTqxL_6Ysg
GG but please ping so I can find you to revive you during ED Libra if you're shrouded
>>545232007Maybe if you dumbfucks didn't block me for no reason we could be playing
>>545232926name? for the unblock list of course (i only have alex and dantev blocked)
>>545232897Not in the run but I don't even know how to ping
>>545232926Trish?
>>545232926Have you tried not being a ragequitting schizo who constantly embarrasses themselves with melties and otherwise being generally insufferable?
>>545233047Have you tried getting over it that was like 2 years ago you pussy
>>545232986Triangle and L3
Have any of you tried unblocking trish and correcting her?
>>545232986Hold Y (Top face button) and click in the left stick
>>545233161Have you?
>>545232926if this is who i think you are, you just namedropped 2 other anons yesterday in hopes that they get blocked too.not exactly the nicest behaviour so i'm not unblocking you.
>for no reason
>>545228628>>545226447>>545225950More boobs please
>>545233234Shut the h*ll up and keep trolling
>>545233234Who do you think it is?
>>545233445Here you go, my biggest bazonkas
>>545233653idk what kind of narrative you'll try next but posting >>545140176 is very scummy.
>>545233764I like uohs too so this is fine. Still not playing ender lilies tho
>>545230454I'm neither of those but I have like 300 games with erg and had a mini meltdown maybe 4 of those that i still feel like a retard for even bringing up
>>545140176I have never seen dingle talk about anything other than greatbows and skorvan is just a faceless lobby-filler like most wylders/raiders
>>545233808you do the same so dont be a fucking pussy and admit your trolling
oh fuck i was gonna q erg but i forgot i dont hve the password on incoming trainwreck
>>545234175gl cutie
>>545232621Leave her alone she’s cute and I’m going to have consensual sex with her
>>545234074>they are actual anons and not attention-seeking tranny faggots based
>>545234125you must've confused me with a different anon so whatever.i do have one of them blocked, and one of the passive aggressive pro tip anons too but i never openly complain or ran a smear campaign against them.don't trash the place where you play.
>>545234408dumb simp
ggs ED libraglad i took the less likely with continuous since ironeye condemned break full hp anywaywent pretty damn well considering no fp and only pebbles for spells
gg giga goat
>>545234705gay tranny
>>545234570Fuck you all I did was be like "oh the guys didn't help me so I quit out teehee" stop making it sound like I raped your mom dummy
>>545230454>constructive feedback and criticismYOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!Holy fuck you fragile loser, get a job
>>545232347i play magic duchess exclusivelyi last played dagger duchess when i was D4 more than a month ago, and i played 2 games of strength duchess after i hit 9999 which were not the besti tried testing faith out for specific bosses like bugs, caligo and libra but in the end magic is everything
what is wrong with them? where are they trying to go?
>>545235003and people say not to run LLTBT
>>545234704>ironeye condemned break full hp anywayqrd?
>>545235003they learned from you to try and go for a rise in the distance
>>545233161I never blocked her and wait for the day she will add me.
>>545235126they shoot you with arrows that do no damagemost condemned with smaller attacks (like dagger duchy) won't one shot you and libra will one shot you through negation which means continuous loss is not as bad a stat as it normally is
>>545234579Wrong im getting my dick wet simps don’t do that
missed the requeue now we're in early eu dead hours
>>545235587sleep, i'll be on later
normie ass bug spit spit spit
>>545234971Okay I just misremembered then. If we play again I'll try to keep an eye out for more sorc stuff if you play duchess.
>>545235825GGs good runs today anon
>>545235825almost 5 again after dropping to 3 because was sad anon hates me
>>545235825>>545235901GGI was eating good with those charged incans. Between magic shotgun, lightning spear, and rain of arrows this was a stacked run. Fuck red beastmen gaols.
>>545235901It's the same rev, why is he drake meming both of them?
>>545236105He thinks she's a foid at first, then realizes she has a gock.
>>545236042We don't have to hate you to block you, we just don't want to play with you
>>545236059i don't know what I was doing running up on the hill, in the middle of night 1 boss to when we got to the castle day 2 I was on the phone with work. It's all a blur lmao
>>545236059Yeah I was eager to blow up ED bugs with our damage a bunch of times, sad
>>545236105The expression is different, its her being angry face and then her having the blank foll face in the second
>>545236042I dont hate you and wont ever block you
>>545236275Thanks anyon thats nice I appreciate u!!!
>>545236198>>545236196I doubt we had enough boosts to do it, but it would have been so funny to delete animus as soon as he spawned in. One run we almost got him to like 1/4 of his health as he came in and tried reviving the other bugs at the start of phase 2.
>>545235825>Greatbow Wyld man gets a doll wife and a brown wife
>>545236346I was making sure to follow you around so you could find seals hehe, not like the sh*tters in the thread no who said that?
>>545236346Pretty sure he has damage resistance during his spawn in timeFirst possession doesn't though
>>545236358*black>>545236163Terrjeetxister post btw
>>545236196It's okay anyon at this time of night I play with my brain off too
>>545236518Well it's nice someone actually came up to the upper part of the golem church to help out with the bats. Fuckers are obnoxious as hell.>>545236536He does. That run was still obscene with the damage since we still chunked him even with that reduction in effect. IIRC it also had a greatbow user.
>>545236712As a side noteI fucking despise how common golem churches have become in DoN alongside troll castle.
>>545237183I don't mind because recluse/bell blows them up.
>>545230454i've done this once since coming back to D5 and all I did was ask my teammates to save their ults to stop caligo's blizzard, my mindset changed once I realized how D5 actually works. if things go south then so be it, if we lose then so be it. i don't blame anyone or leave criticism like that anymore so im not sure what you're referring to
>>545234383It was normal dogs which didn't stop one of them from 3barring every single fight but whatever kek
>>545237220Didn't have a bell at all. Would have been nice though. Firebombs are good too because it just pancakes them for some reason.
oh yeah also nok + marais sword + i dropped them the gold scepter from a headless orb so of course it couldn't have been ED
>>545237264you yelled at me once but it's okay because you're a titcow
>>545234535I know you're trying to do the contrarian thing but I didn't mean it as an insult
>>545237680I'm genuinely not, though, what you described is the ideal anon dudebro and not some insufferable tranny/thread personality.
>>545237829Go marry them then you fag
>>545237183GB RoA is pretty fucking poggers to kill the trolls. Makes quick work of them. I just tend to skip it as while it does give the usual 4 dormant orbs, the runes it gives is pathetic.
>>545237863t. cringe tranny thead personality that's probably a revpedo
>>545237941You're the one lusting over dudes
>>545237183I swear DoN seeds have a higher weight for the multi-level forts instead of the 2-level virgin/soldier ones. There's literally no upside to the bigger forts it's just a worse POI objectively in every single way, no idea what they were thinking.
>>545237989You seem upset + trans though
>>545237264Don't listen to him zdradamommy he's just jealous he's not as good as you also please post more of your tits
>>545237264i think you're cool since you commission art of your waifu that's based
>>545238257Genuinely embarrassing post
>>545237264idk why that anon brought you into the mix but it's certain that you've made a bad impression on them previously.you still have games going for you so another anon blocking you is no biggie, don't mind it.
>>545238257least desperate dsg poster
>>545238491>>545238634I want big demon boobs
>>545238920You should beg to be her lootpiggy
>>545238194>>545237941terrjeetxister posts
queue up please
>>545240141ok
>>545238490Another epic slamdunk on those Wyldchuddies, keep it up xsister!
>>545240141I am queued....
>>545242419nice photoshop
come
>>545242729There are sloppy floppy fat sweaty brown mommy milkers in queue RIGHT NOW
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies. Raising a happy famileee Schlop Schlop Schlop
>>545242997FP is stored in the dark moons
ggs holstereven in a different nightlord fight i still get zapped by random adel lightning
2/31/3
I have 2x affinity damage reduction and 2x physical damage reduction. Will this help me for games when I don't get any damage reduction? Because last game it was horrible.
>>545243297ggs i had to suicide run into a mine cuz i find no other holy weapons>>545238490kek that looks hilarious from other person's pov>>545238557they must be talking about games from months ago since i really don't do it much anymore
>>545243443That's about 20% damage reduction for both, It won't help much but it'll do. You're better off stacking increased max HP desu.
>>545243443it will help greatly outside the nightlord fight and will help you survive even with negation
why are wyldjeets physically incapable of interrupting calligo blizzard
Didn’t realize depth had its own stats screen>>545243297>make a non offensive cocktails>heolstor just tethers switches to me through a purple less likelyWhat a bully
>>545243541Interesting. I would stack HP, but I don't have any good max hp with anything else. The damage negation stuff I have has damage on it too which is nice. >>545243575Good to hear.
>>545242729off model slop btw
>>545237264kek, I've only really seen you crash out onceI remember because it was at me lmao
>>545243724>greatest attack 24kGiga carried shitter.
>>545244559It’s strange since I’ve one phased basically the whole roster. I guess ironeye marks have screwed me over
ggs normal adelcomet azur does so little damage
>>545245635who tf is solidu
>>545245635>solidu*****tourists....
GG AdelGlad I brought the flask in for you duchess lmao
>>545245635unblock meim going to bed goodnight
>>545245890name? for the unblock if not trish list?
>>545245694>>545245697It's supposed to be Solidus Hit but the censor blocked the last 4 letters....
>>545246056BECAUSE IT SPELLS SHIT
>>545246056Solid, Liquid, Solidus, Punishedaren't you forgetting someone
>>545246056>solid shit
>>545246056
>>545244879I'm joking. I don't even know how this thing is calculated.
Bro fighting the Jagged Peak Drake is gonna bring me to tears. How did they capture the energy of a fucking arena sweat lord so well? I just don't even feel like fighting this thing, literally all it does is fly away and breathe fire, over and over and over and over, and when it's not doing that it's playing keepaway by breathing lightning and it literally only engages its melee combo to do the three swipes and then leap half the map away and breathe fire again. This is such a fucking dogshit fight, as melee anyway. You spend 1% of the fight getting one hit in to its face and the other 99% running after it or running from fire or running from lightning. Fuck me they've fallen far. This is what no ideas does to a nigga.
>>545247058>meleestr? use the Radahn's Greatbow ash of war and annihilate it.
>>545247026i think it's probably the damage from jumping on the chariots heads, if you had a high damage weapon and libra buff then maybe that's it but just guessing
>>545247382Dex/arc, I just ended up using a spirit summon and it fucked up his AI to the point where he wasn't just playing keepaway with me 24/7.
>>545247815A normal bow with RoA also does really well against most dragons as well. They're peak to piercings and RoA counts as piercing. But yea, summons tweak dragons' AI a bit.
>>545248130RoA?
>>545248130Oh, rain of arrows.
gg caliger, bitch knocked me down when she was moving around i hate her
oh what the fuggame on gamers
GG Caligo, Double Red Braid does wonders lmao
>>545246136You're right...It's time to get naked.
rate the ce kino
>>545248934I never take evasion curses unless it’s ironeye. Have died too many times to caligo even with decent negations because of that evasion curse. The repeated curse is even more aids since it stacks and makes bosses with string combos like dancer, heolstor and libra a tightrope nightmare
>>545248934Some tasty damage, but not a fan of evasion curses desu
How are evasion curses a problem on a ranged character lol just walk backwards
>>545250796Target switching, some enemies teleport towards you, AoE attacks with jank hitboxes, getting surrounded by mobs, scales awfully at the start of runs where even a blue full hp negation isn’t saving you
Dang she got owned
>>545251439gg mystery gigacaliger
I’ve been a lot happier with speed reading relics since I’ve earmarked >repeated evasion>evasion reduced negation>continuous hp loss>rot below max hp>death build upAs auto bricks and >near death reduce hp>reduced flask restoration>reduced runesAs bricks unless it’s CE kino
>>545251603Near death and reduced flask are way worse that rot and death build up.Reduced runes is whatever, why is it even a factor for you?
q status eu gods?
sitting here about 25 mins now
>>545253493>>545253573too hungry to queue sorry
:cool:
Is my wife Trish@queue?
what do you want zdrada
>>545254185can i have one damage negation pls im just gonna die otherwise
>>545253891Just woke up anon come queue
>>545254250hurry up and die so i can get a game
gg goat>>545254250it was regular lmao
man thank fucking god it wasn't ED, ggs and thanks shifty for dropping the negation
>>545241079>>545243605excellent exexister post>>545246136>>545247058>>545248795excellent cultured posts
sorry shifty i just sniped your 2 allies. you will be waiting in queue forever now
>>545254609unblock me please mommy
>>545254736You'll get whats coming to you, thats for certain
grey+2 weapon I used a lot on ER proper > purple weaponsluv Lucerneluv Lanceluv Dismounterluv Great Mace
>>545255663sis your stone club?
*five bars to nameless king*don't worry about it
>>545256486It's ok, I played like a little bitch with my crossbow after trying to melee with the shit fire spear.
gg e-z dog
>>545253493>>545253573>>545253891It’s 7am wait another 2-4 hours (minimum)
>>545257013gg cold dogswas prepared to no hit hotdogs but as usual nothing ever happens
>>545233764Hot. A tummy that needs swelling
bleh frick you nyaggers gonna go play with randGODS
gg gigadel
>>545257810gg duchess, i got a pretty good relic from that run.
>>545258059cute revenyant and meowssmer!
>>545255714just tried out the 4 grey hammersI wanted to say I don't like the R1s on the Club/Stone Club and prefer the Mace, but I don't really like the Mace's R2well guess what the Curved Club's moveset consist of, never really gave that one a try in ER, but it has the Mace R1 and the Club R2 so I like that one of those 4 now
whta th fuck was fartis doing at the beginning
lol 3k~4k RoA volleysstupid
>>545259137Raping you, terr...
>>545259157nvm i was wronganywhere from 2k~6k volleys depending on his movement, if he wasn't moving they were 5.5~6k normally.
Ive been up all night smoking meth now que up niggas
>>545259791Shut the fuck up druggie retard
>>545259791do non-destructive psychedelics like a normal person
>>545245635Comet azur is only good for a real Caster sorry.
>>545260141Ggs good co-clutch frog man
>>545260342in hindsight i shouldve dropped my holy axe for someone else
>>545260141sorry for the terrible performance im very tired and havent eaten anything since i woke up
>>545260418its okay i wouldnt want to use a twinblade on him anyway but thats all you had
>>545260510yeah you're right, didn't find anything better than a blue negation at full hp either. just very painful all around
>greatbow offhand with the quality respec relic>sacred seal mainhand with the fth respec relicthis is how you play guardian properly
>>545258059>>545258306Hot posts>>545259791Least deranged Shartreign player
Do people queue at this time of day?
>>545261549NA here, I do, but I'm a NEET
>>545261549im 1/3 rn
>>545261549Yes, but i was in 1/3 limbo so im taking a break
>>545261219>greatbow offhandfeels like losing your guardstance would be quite detrimental since your roll is so bad, at that point why not play raider or wylder? raider even has an AP boost for the greatbow>sacred seal mainhandthis ones fine but i havent been able to play it in a way i find satisfying, any tips?
>>545261549i am now queuing after napping
>>545261549Wait another hour and you should see an increase
i am not queueing
i did 2 hours of work on my 12 hour shift and played video games + browsed the internet + watched some of my show the restwhat a productive daytime for sleep
i don't want to queue randoms...
well gg, I guess it was fun being adel chew toy.
gg thunder lizard.but where have the daughter-wives gone?
>>545265185Yayy thanks for that, it's free damage!Also first run in like 10 where I don't get crystal staff.. sad...
>>545265227I am kinda done playing revenant, crystal shotgun is really reliable, daughter-wife drops are RNG as HELL. gg
gg terrd and shine-box
>>545265593It would be amazing if we had Revenant night invaders to get seals from but alas
>>545265764Seals aren't Revenant's unique weapon, you'd get her claws instead.
>>545265227They all became duchess mains
>>545265819Shit I guess at least they'd make a good revive tools
>>545265593Thats why I run the strength relic and loads of magic attack, means i can use melee/seals/staves decently depending on my RNG
>>545266459And make me beg you for staffs
good morning erg!!
>>545266618gm q up
>>545266598You've got dormant staffs, so you're fine
>>545266815Pepe do you have me blocked
I'm about to...OH GOD Imma about to quem...I AM ABOUTTA QUUUUEM
>>545266618good meowning
>>545267131you can see her doll anus made for me
>>545267026i shouldnt. pretty sure i only have chang names blocked but ill double check
>>545267131>>545266815what if i queue up and make you sad
>>545267286why are you like this
>>545268276Rape correction will be applied
>>545268295horny and lonely
I'm 1/3'ing my shit
ok haven't played in a while but I'm queueing just 1 game 1/3
ggs ED caligodidn't expect meteor to work as well as it did
>>545270091le funny game momentfuck you asshole
skipping bugs...my crystallian build gathers more dust
>>545270056I mean, she does stand still a lot and even with the magic resist she has meteor's DPS is nuts. Using meteor without having access to soulblood makes me sad, personally.
>>545270310your stamina cucks you more than your FP does so it's fine
i can only beat ED dogs by being carried
>>545267286
>>545271437That's Gremlin irl
>>545271313Same
>>545271313Just play a caster and 99% of the difficulty of the fight goes away. You don't have to deal with his jank hitbox and the fight won't run on for ten years because you won't spend 90% of it chasing the dog.
>>545270760Whos that
>>545268456that's at least a little disgusting
>>545272820The way your worded that makes me think you were hoping it to be more disgusting?
>>545264583What show was it
>>545267286>>545268456I didn’t know Wylder posted here>>545271437Hot
Zorban come back to the password pls
>>545273417Did he get tired of schizos constantly giving him shit lmao, poor bastard
>>545273417its better without zorjeet
>>545272924why would you want to think at length about something more gross than rape while if I queued? that's gross and worrying
gg dragon rape
ggs ED caligoi used to hate this boss but the answer was more damage all along
>>545273705No he's busy playing Lies of C(P)
>>545270436No it doesn't. Meteor has a single one time stamina cost then the spell lasts until you're bored/out of FP
I want to play chill D3 and D4 runs but don't want to have to climb to D5 again. Is there a good way to do that with multiple accounts or am I shit out of luck and need to demote
>>545274983You can create a second profile, downside is that you have no relics and start at D1 (and also have to go and kill Heolstor to start depths).
>>545276670i love messmer hes cute
>want to play cool shit like caster wylder>can't because i have no good relics>to cheat some in i'd be softbanned on the next maintlife is suffering
gg fishglad you were happy with the trade marz, always hard to communicate that sort of thing, especially when its more of a question than just a straight offer
>>545276670they warned me about boys with mommy issues
>>545277674gg and of course I get it when it's one of the most essential buffs for all characters :D
>>545277674>>545277885gg fish I had pretty much all I needed within the first few camps so that was something....
wat een kutdag, gelukkig heb ik bier
>>545278279
gg dragon
>>545278347wrong thread, Im drunk
ggs caligo... againduchess was not meant to live on a diet of 4 stars only
no fancy twirl = no shard drops
i don't own fancy twirl
best ost song of Nightreign?
>>545270091you get what you fucking deserve
buy it from the murk you just got
>>545278279>dutchThis is either terr or zdrada If it's the latter please post your fat sloshing tits please I love you
>>545278654libra. what is that instrument that sounds like a guitar solo
>>545263539just sacrifice 3 relic slots for FP, Seals, and respec. And then run out of FP after two casts anyway.All these non caster int/fth respecs are pretty clearly just made for them to scale with actual faith/int weapons more with a bit more FP for the ashes of war.
>>545274718Awesome, good taste>>545273956True>>545277807No, they didn’t
>>545278654caligo obviously. it's not even close
>>545278843neither im just drunk
>>545278279>>545278428>>545278654shut up drunkard
>>545279225how did you know im all 3?
>>545278843there are atleast 5 kankers in /erg/
>>545279419why do they love elden ring so much
>>545279419names?
>>545279419I always check steam profiles and I don't think that's true>>545279517https://youtu.be/BQk70xdwKoU
>>545279538me
>>545279932KANKERLIJER
>>545279932>>545279419to this day im still perplexed at the idea of using cancer as a swear word, like how do you even make it sound offensive? it just wouldn't make it alot of sense, you can't call someone a "cancer asshole" it's retarded
Can I dupe my savefile so I can play depths with two different friend groups without needing to redo all the story and lose all my relics?
GG heolstor
>>545281537gg h-man, quite nice run. Got a great great holy dagger even if no good holy seal drop.
bg torch noble we all died and blocked each other
>>545281537charge attack effects on daggers are genuinely stupid, the phantom attack I had on mine mogged every enemy
>>545281964phanton and holy wave are the only charge daggers worth using
>>545278654heolstor is from's best OST ever, calligo is 2nd place IMO all of them are great though
>>545282280it would be nice to have an option to only turn on OST for nightlords.
gg giga libra, that fight was weirdthe rev condemned just didn't do anything and libra at one point only spawned one condemned even though we'd killed them all
That was a nice ED libra, the rev condemned decided to be a brat and go afk for some reason
>>545280486the harshest curse you can give to someone is telling them to get cancer
>>545279006>>545282280caligo OST is great but her ED form is ugly as sinanimus is very pretty and adel has a very nice arena
oh my lawd I got birdjeet kino I'm still not going to play him
>>545282792>>545282798>bugged fightYou didn't beat the game.
>>545282792>>545282798goated game
Manta
>>545283357Are the mark poison pops aoe? That's a lot of damage
I had a dream that they expanded the map and added a terrifying Great Boss version of Royal Revenant
>>545283847>Busy and can't streamsnipeSad!
>>545283852I don't think the poison mark has aoe in itmost of the dmg in this webm is from naefy
>>545279292I can smell the alcohol wafting off the posts
please queue
GG buggos. poor traumatized revvvyyy
>>545286010mmmm... nyo!
gg bug
>>545286348>>545286437gg bugs, the timing of big lasers couldn't be any worse.
>finally a game>connection error
>>545286634Block status: Blocked
>>545286597when the red mark is on you, do you have to surge sprint? i was doing normal sprint which i thought would work but i got tagged and then inescapable combo
Manta is back in Depth 3
>>545286437>>545286597I'm glad the night invaders gambit worked out. I wish I had a night invaders + recluse skill sooo bad, I know it's possible.
>>545286634wouldn't let me restore session either so enjoy a duo I guess if u guys are still in there
>>545286863Yeas u gotta normal sprint the first ones away from the center (there's more random lasers around animus) and giga sprint as soon as you see the dot on you
>>545282280No they’re not stop the cope>>545282938This is true
>>545283029I get so many synergistic blocking/stamina/hp/guardian relics and i sell all of them fuck this character
>>545277545you're not beating respec duchess if you want spellsword or melee/caster hybrid
>>545286905>I wish I had a night invaders + recluse skill sooo bad, I know it's possible.yeah im able to have +9 cooldown on clawshot w/ gaol+invader with my normal relics. everything else i want i have on my deeps so its perfect
>Auger>AgainI CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE THE JELLYFISH IS FUCKING BORINGIT'S LIKE EVERY MEAL BEING ICE CREAM, IT GETS OLD
1/3 purgatory
ggs caligo... again300% rain damage cutting it close
Bratty condemned revenant
>>545287509I would never block you anon because I'm not a pussy like some people in the PW
>>545279932My steamie doesn't show waar ik woon.
>>545277545Caster Wylder is revenant tier for sorceries. While it can work it's a really big cope sadly. Even Raider is a stronger caster.
stop
>>545287715you hit her so hard she started crying and died how could you
>>545287715>1 full second hit delay
>>545287735go be blocked somewhere else.
make sure you don't pop your status procs on bugs until animus puppets them so you can tag both with the status. if you proc your pop pre-puppet you're feeding the resistance tables.
>>545288058and unblock me he did because he's not a coward like you
>>545288270Unblocked and dating now
>>545288270shut up and queue slut
>>545288058trish melty
>>545288554Bass Slut song but with Queue Slut instead
>>545265946They have to mature into woman one day
>>545288554I am queued but you know some ergites have sand stuck in there anon. Sad!/erg/ - grudges general
>>545268669*fat and pedophilic
>>545273705No he got tired of griefing the pw with gimmickslop
SAAR DONT POST ABOUT ME SAAR YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD
>>545273705Nah, he hit his goal of 9999, so he was trying to think up what to do next. He decided on trying 0-9999 with randoms only on a new file.
>>545289380keep screnshotting shit I know you my fan
>>545281320Yes search 'save transfer' after selecting the right game category on nexusmods and pick the first option. You need to make a legit save first on the alt account so you have a sl2 save file to replace.
>>545289514I really want to try that too but I cbf farming relics from 0 all over again and I also want to queue with the erg bros once in a while at D5, is there a way to clone your savefile on the same account like having another character in base game?
Why are brown people incapable of doing any kind of self reflection?
>>545282280Neither of those holds a candle to multiple Bloodborne tracks, and I'm going to assume you haven't played it.
network crash?
>>545289565brown tranny
>>545289941She looked in the mirror and saw her fat brown milkers and decided that was good enough
>>545290112Poor guy is stuck in a loop again.
20 GAME WIN STREAK IS NOW QUEUING
>>545289380I feel really bad for DanteV (Trish is a character from devil may cry like dante is),
>>545290337>browns get made fun of>schizo jeet gets triggered Every time, heh.
>>545290396Unless you have fat milkers idc
>>545289919>and I also want to queue with the erg bros once in a while at D5You don't lose your previous save anon it's like making saves in regular Elden Ring.
>>545290496Its fine anons make fun of the lolcow for spamming his brown jeet shit all the time you'll get used to it.Welcome to /erg/ nufren.
>>545289941>>545290494Although this is a trait commonly found amongst the poorfags living in brown shitholes, it is not limited to them. Another group with this trait are narcissists and sociopaths which I think Trish/DanteV is. He clearly has no problem manipulating these retarded virgin simps into unblocking him by assuming the new persona of a cute dumb girl merely by posting pictures of Recluse.
>>545290287that's a fat balding indian man from a mumbai slum you're talking about
>>545290659I have huge sloshing juggs
>>545290676The fact that I am aware of the behavior proves I'm not new, nice deflection though.
>>545290772It's not that deep schizofren
>>545290797>He hasn't seen the trish pics
>>545290659i can pretend i do
>>545291023lol tranny
>>545291004Them heavy brown milk tanks
>>545291004Her little landing stripe afro was cute.
damn i wish my vessel weren't predisposed to causing harm and evil
easy dragon gg
ggs caligo
>>545291717>
>>545287797caligo will continue until morale improves
>>545292129Shut up and clear block list slut you play all fucking day
>>545292259name? for the unblock if not trish list?
>>545292129Jesus even I haven't had it that bad before
the queue better not be dead when i get home later
>>545291484>>545291317>>545291004https://files.catbox.moe/acpl6k.pngfuck it we're leaking the trishstain files
>>545292357name is the throat goat
>>545291928japs love the raptor in the mist tech but since i play duchess it's never worth using...
you don't need to pin the tree when your ass died in the rain I'm not going back for you anyway
>>545292645https://files.catbox.moe/5ug8kv.pngThe real trish
>>545291928what is tide doing in that pic is he ok
>>545292952The usual wylder ulti when nothing is around.
>>545291928>>545292952kek what is happening? looks like he slipped on a banana peel
I just started Nightreign and have absolutely no fucking clue what I'm doing as a souls vet. I stopped playing and started reading and decided to keep this general bookmarked to find more info. I don't even have any specific questions right now, I'm in a complete state of, "what the fuck even is this".
>>545293204blocked
>>545293204Nice.
>>545289941>>545287948>>545289941>>545289959>>545290287>>545290496Trvke nvke
>>545293257>>545293295I don't understand your replies.
>>545293083does he get workers compensation as a nightfarer
>>545293295Kek he think he slick!
>>545293204We were all like this at first, you will learn eventually its just a knowledge gap. Figure out your character's shopping list and where to get them then learn to route the map. In general don't bash your head against the wall and fight something far too strong, go kill the small shit, level up get stronger and then kill the big shit.
>>545293204The most important part of the game is to pick up weapons and put them in your inventory. It doesn't matter if your character can use them well or not. They all have little descriptions a the bottom called passives, and that's what you're looking for. They will read something like, "Damage Negation At Full HP 24%" holding that item in your inventory will now give you that buff. You should always have 6 weapons in your inventory at all times, and replace the ones you don't need or when you find better ones. Get used to opening your map so you can see where grace points are and what location to go to next. At first it doesn't really matter what you go to, as long as you show up and kill stuff you'll be high enough level with some gear for the boss.
>>545293412He does yes, but only because he's Wylder. He has Wyld privilege.
never knew there were stairs there kek
>>545293204The learning curve is pretty tough. Just remember that every POI has a boss, chests, and a grace after you beat the boss. Learn the castle layout, never go into the courtyard when there's trolls. Crucible Knight castle is the gem of the map especially when you're new, tons of runes off them you hit 15 every time.Learn the fucking field boss locations as fast and early as you can. The fact that they're not marked is kind of retarded but they are really easy to learn and there's about 3 in particular you should be checking almost every run (the 2 north of castle and the one in the lake)Really trying not to overload you with info, the git gud'ing at fighting and git gud'ing at inventory/passive management just comes with time
>>545293886For some reason the tutorial has a special fort where you're required to take those stairs iirc
>>545289959I've played it and some of the armored cores (2AA/4/4A/5/6), IMO Heolstor's is still top dogBloodborne did have the previous "best" with Ludwig though (IMO)taste in music is subjective, your opinion may vary
>>545293562I'm playing Wylder and just run to random icons on the map and kill things. I haven't found anything yet specific to the class, I'm still working on studying core stuff. I tend to not even have time to get anything decent from areas before I have to run from the blue flames. What the fuck is that mechanic about?>>545293671I did read about passives being active in inventory, so there's one thing that'll help. I haven't even switched weapons to try anything beyond the starter sword. I don't know what to use for Wylder. I can only assume it's always a 1h sword and shield. I'd like to find some good runes, however those are specifically earned. I went back to the rune thing to try to figure out its purpose in Roundtable Hold after a couple failed missions and found that I had some to equip. They don't seem very useful. I don't know, I'll have to read more and watch YouTube videos. The in-game descriptions of things are nearly useless to me. They read more like little fun facts than anything actually informative in a practical, useful way.
fake stagger bait
>>545292447just ult it back up if it is
>>545294590Wylder can use any melee weapon, he's the STR/DEX guy. Claws, katana, rapier, colossals, whatever. Go to the mines to guarantee a purple weapon. Every single mine has a big enemy that drops an upgrade stone. Smithing Stone(2) upgrades from Blue to Purple and can only be found in mines and a rare merchant. Stone(1) are very common, can be bought from any merchant or even found in crates. If you're using your starting sword like a retard then at least upgrade it.
>>545294590So the thing about this game that was hard for me to adjust to is that everyone can use everything. It's simply a matter of effectiveness. The character you're playing, Wylder, is good with pretty much any melee weapon, but he can technically use magic staves and incantation seals. For instance if you get a good stave, and there's no Duchess or Recluse on your team, you can use it for some ranged damage. Anyway, all characters have a dormant weapon that has a 30% chance to drop from loot orbs, but that's not the only thing they are good with. Wylder has the dormant weapon Greatswords and those are good on him because of his stats and because he has a relic ability that lets him follow up his grapple with a sword swing that sets specifically Greatswords on fire. That said, any melee weapon you find that's purple or yellow, you should use because he will do well with it.
GGs Heolstor.
big gg holestorluv me ornamental rape swords
>>545294590go to the testing grounds and learn the two deaths poker followups. most annoying shit new/retarded players do. it's like having a nuke and then not knowing the launch codes.
>>545295431That's crazy that you look like that in real life
>>545294590Wylder plays fine with every Str, Dex or Quality melee weapon in the game but specializes in Greatswords there are many many weapons far better than your starter weapon unless you decided to equip relics to juice it for whatever reason. If you're not new to Elden Ring base game you take one look at a weapon and you already know whether or not you want to swing this thing around or not (like who the fuck wants to use Zamor Curved swords or whips) then you look at the ash of war and passive and see if its something useful. In general take the golds over purples over blues although any weapon with bleed or rot is very playable.
faith bird double wipe to first church-sama..
queue up today
>>545296867hmm nyo
only dragon and bugs today maybe holestar or dog later idk
>>545296867I'm working
>>545295739The zamor sword's ash is amazing for frostbite procs, I pick that shit up all the time
instead of reducing enemy attack power, the deep raider relic should've given you defense after using it.something like the initial 90% damage reduction of Retaliate slowly fading away over time similar to how endure works
>>545298005He works well with wylder as is since they can stack stat downs on bosses together.
>>545297140same
>>545298246You mean guardian? wylder has nothing like that
>>545298634wylder ends up with sword of milos like 80% of the time.
>>545297907Yeah switching to it and using the active in long openings is great but using it as a main weapon to swing with is so ass, that thing has the worst moveset I've ever seen.
>>545298876I drop and ping that shit half the time I'm not your debuff slave
>>545297140as a hoe? looking like that and all...
GG bug sludgey and pepe, I was only on raider because I didn't hear the queue and my mouse moved lmaoYour beautiful
Ring kinda fucked me in the end, lost two of my big damages to night tide curse
>>545299538ue that's the worst when shit you need has night's tide and you have to be running from rainI didn't even have a purple fire wep we just rolled with it
Also hoarfrost is so fucking broken, was easily getting the three procs with a couple, it does like 500 frost per weapon art
>>545300269elden ring player who just got to liurna for the first time
>>545300671I remember when the game came out and hoarfrost basically one shot everything specially in pvp, the good ol days
>>545300774Unlocked boulder toss on launch was top zozzle.
I see people meme about Greatbow raider, but trying it out, it actually seems pretty good? Especially with totem duration increase.
>>545301160Greatbow is a really good sidearm for any build. Its the depths version of the crossbow.
>>545294590no one has brought up the relics which you mentioned yet so I willin general character specific ones for wylder are pretty good except the "art gauge is filled when ability is activated". if you can get your hands on the greatsword follow-up, +1 skill use or art activation spreads fire, you definitely wanna try them.another general fact about relics is that you're best using them for offensive attacks that increase your damage, stuff like phys attack up, taking attacks improves attacks works well for normal mode, and if you can find any evergaol prisoners defeated gives damage up, favourite those for sure (if you reach deep of night mode, you'll want night invaders defeated gives damage up more, so favourite those too)another good one is defeating enemies fills more of the art gauge, this will increase the amount of times you can use your ult a bunchand lastly, the one defensive effect you want is partial HP restoration on post-damage attacks. that one is basically malenia's rune/bloodborne rally, where you can earn some HP back by hitting enemies after you took damage. and unlike malenia's rune, this one doesn't hurt your regular healing flasks.
>>545301160Doing 300 damage every 10 seconds isn't great at d5
>>545294336Taste in music is subjective, but there are objective measurements we can point to that we can use to argue something being better than orhers
>>545301160It's about picking your targets, big objectives like hill dragons or faurtis take a shitload of damage, and it's also good to stagger humanoids, it sits black knife assassin on her ass every shot
>>545295431made for being impregnated by me>>545297140>>545298619i just finished work myself funnily enough (long shift at the impregnation factory)
>>545301160I found some bell in a graveyard that does tons of damage you guys should try finding it.
>>545300026There’s nothing kek about that slut
>let me solo her is gonna be canon lore in Elden Ring 2Make it stop
>>545301160It’s not the worst, the issue which annoyed everyone here about it for about a month was the players who were using it 3 barring nonstop and having to schedule mine run to brick routes
>>545302261Thats so based the anon that started that trend will be happy seeing it become canon.
>>545302265It was always funny seeing random ass military camp pings and then instantly realizing "ah we're wasting time doing this at level 10 because they're greatbow hunting"I don't mind mines. It's not uncommon that you end up with no purple boss weakness weapons or just found some blue with a crazy spammable charged effect.
gg gigacaligerdormant power relics have got to be bugged or something I didn't get a devourer's scepter from astel
>>545303248I'm not super convinced dormants have any effect on yellow dormants or I'd have the hand of malenia nearly every noklateo run
>>545303248gg gigacaligo, poor nine-box got pranked with that loot orb
>>545303560It doesn't. Everyone would get the marais/grafted dormants even with the nerfs if you could reliably set their drop.
>>545303248>>545295431Demon mommy milkies for me and me alone
>>545303560Someone said only Astel and mountaintop dragon have a chance of dropping a dormant yellow
>>545303979also it would be the same chance as other dormants, 30%.
>>545303979i thought it was a guaranteed dormant legendary from those two? i might have been lied to...
>>545304249definitely not guaranteed
>>545304249false positive since the drop can show up in those pools anyway.
Does "Dormant Power discovers X" not cancel with priority on the left side? I have 2 equipped right now but don't see an "X" or anything.Also, do we need a new thread?
Been thinking a lot about Elden Ring and Nightreign lately and I miss itMiss VykeMiss MiquellaMiss RanniMiss the fun feeling of running from a strong enemy and cutting a corner to put on the Mimic Veil so they feel like a retard when they catch upBut I can't come back yet until...Hopefully soon
>>545307292I don't miss horse riding simulator
>>545306987It does, it won't get crossed out but your leftmost relic with weapon type discovery will be the one that is active
gg heolstor clean fight
bg starter camp we were lv 15 and still lost
gg's triple dog, shat the bed at the very end :( good thing we had that wending I guess
GG giga dogs, Duchess did all the damage.I will never try ISA straigth sword against doggo again, it's awful.
gg hotdogs grilled with coleslaw and chilithat got kinda scary towards the end i accidentally casted again when he was doing the flame charge
>>545309497ISA is a meme griefer strat
>>545309440I felt that damage negation raider was good . . . until I saw that I basically lost my entire healthbar still
>>545302261>>545302339The sad thing it’s entirely possible the way From is going>>545303848I don’t remember making this post…>>545307292It’s ensue coming back dude get used to it sorry
>>545309925D5 is 3.33x nightlord damage. You need 70% damage negation (Blue + Purple full HP negation) to have normal nightlord damage against you and hotdog even on normal expeditions can one shot you. Hotdog simply wants you to die.
>>545311137>>545311137>>545311137Go
gg mystery maris
>>545304249It's a guaranteed legendary but not guaranteed dormant legendary.10% dormant legendary, 90% any legendary from Ice Dragon/Astel
>>545291978I don't get it
>>545311174Too early dumb faggot
