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>>545215794GUTS
What's the TL:DR on the adjustments
Frontcucks move aside for BIG NIGE.
It took until 3rd anniversary for a guts SSR to be better than urara
I am ANGRY.>Brian dupe (I had to pity her on her banner)>Bamboo Memory Support card
>>545215823tldr why urara is even good?
>He rolled for WIT NeichaLMAO LOL
The update is on Nov. 11th.CM5 is on Nov 15th.You won't have time to train a Suzuka, a S.Maru and a gambler.
>>545215823URARA WIN
>marked
>>545215813there is no tldr the whole game is revamped and you need to learn
>He rolled smaru and is skipping Riko?>Doomp it.
>Doing NNN>Anons keep posting straight up pornYAMEROOOO!
>>545215813Don't read anything and wait a few weeks everything is gaslight
>>545215867strong stats + free energy + free mood up + no skills so you always gets a buncha stats from hints
>>54521586715% TE, all events give energy, most of them give mood up, and 50 spec prio on guts.
>he rolled summer Maru just to get outrun by the big nigeWas this the biggest rugpull in uma history?
>THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEWBm_3yK8
Are the changes retroactive?
>>545215813everything gets buffed hope it helped
>balance changes
>>545215813Were in new territory bro, CM5 is going to be insane
>>545215820
I just went to the gym and came back why the fuck are we already in a 2nd threadWhat happened in the last hour?
HER GAME
/uma/ I'm actually super duper scared right now reading all of the adjustment stuff. This is more than just accelerated QoL, this is a straight up meta nuke. I think /uma/ rooms are about to get twice as frightening now! In fact I think CM5 might be THE scariest CM of them all! I'm not ready for this kind of change, I don't even have Twin Turbo or my favorite Tamamo Cross yet!
>>545215887why is WIT NN bad
>>545215889I'm thinking people are gonna train one with the right stats and then just test it out in jp or something lmao
>Falconkeks trying to stay relevant
WIT GOD PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>545215979You literally still need to run two fronts though kek. Guaranteed groundwork and changes like with early lead just makes them all stronger in general
Digitan LOVE
>>545216063We're all training guts now
So what even is the Guts deck setup? 5 Guts + 1 Kitsan?
No changes on how sparks work? Bricked game
>I NEED GUTS, 61
>>545215941bro you're not 12 anymore bro
>>545215979You're running Suzuka and S Maru now bro
>didn't pull Suzuka for new nige metaHear that? That's the sound of my account instantly bricking. Holy fuck.
URARA CHADS I FUCKING KNEEEEEL
>Legacy of the Strong will remove the stupid stamina requirement, and only involve you being in top 4 and be at risk of being overtakenSick, I got spooked by anime Makween and not the base, and held off on any kind of parenting for a long time with her. Now I have to know what I'm doing to avoid picrel fate, then I should be set.
>/uma/'s face when the hype settles and they realize what stats it actually takes to make a big nige viableYou guys complained about a groundwork spark, big nige will DESTROY you
>one billion gameplay changes>btw new cm the week after lolIncredibly based
>Mr. Cygames, we were too generous with the free 100 pulls on Riko, how do we fix it?>Make it so that you don't need Riko in the deck to unlock recreation.
>>545215919Why is Suzuka such a rapist?
Guts gods it's our time
Summer Maru’s keep getting cucked by this random Seiun Sky that wasn’t really even meant for this, she was just the last run I did.
>>545216018metacucks in shamblesoshiGODS rising>>545216085You just gotta try your best. I'm sure people will figure out soft metas but don't have enough time to cement true best metas
>>545216093it's not anon is just stupid
>>545215998No, if you want the patched versions of the supports/skills, you need to pull them again.
>>545215693How are my Guts card looking? People said Ines was going to be meta when I got spooked by her three fucking times.
Only SuzukaGODS can reply to this post
How will the rework affect Aoharu? I feel like this is completely untreaded water.
>>545216149Groundwork is guaranteed now, why are you still spark farming?
Huh, I think that's the first time I've ever gotten two green hints off of one race
>Now I get to be quadruple punished for using my pick ticket on Rice Shower and her cuteness.
>>545216231she married you so she has that right
Finally good?
Say thank you to OUR HERO John Umamusume for saving global
>>545216279she only gets big nigge at 4*?
>Only have 9/30 of the 3* uma>Pull a dupe anywayAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I FELL FOR IT AGAIN
Why Rudolph set her sight and want to climb the Cap?
Why is she called Big Nige?
This is Cygames punishing people who made fun of WITGOD for always shilling some bizarre Guts build uma in his guides.
So do I roll riko?
GIVING BACKSHOTS TO NIGES
These patch notes are a novel!What the fuck is going on?
Don't celebrate too early sheeple, pace/late/end are all benched now, nobody is running anything but fronts now, I hope your QoLs was worth it.
>>545216279aye aye
reminder: with early Suzuka buff vBourbon is now a safe skip
>>545215813still getting figured out.base case, everything is outdated, early warning some umas got overbuffed, prepare to see even more of the exact same honse x20
>>545215693>Just got finished making a decent Groundwork parent>Groundwork becomes almost useless in comparison to taking the lead next update
>>545216302>falcon can't run her own card
>>545216325she was in my CM3 ace deck and I won it yeah
HERE'S YOUR CM5 TEAM OPTIONS >front: Suzuka>pace: WGroove, Oguri, Taiki>late: Gold City, Dober, Brian>end: Taishinchoose wisely
>>545216231>
>>545216302Explain as if I am someone with no SSR Power Falco card.
>>545214408you should go to an anime con! they're tons of fun, anon. I've always been big into manga and anime growing up so I've had the vested interest forever. My first ever manga was Tokyo Mew Mew
>>545216302>Groundwork is guaranteed nowHow?
>>545215979Big niges can't get enough stamina and will just buff niges by simply existing in the race
>>545216284the mechanics(of the scenario itself) stay the same so not much in that department, you still charge the bubble, explode it and do 3 top 1 middle team races
Reminder
gutsbro how we feeling?
>>545216475Read
Just to let you know, the big nige patch was the reason JP started running two stamina debuffers and one ace.
>>545215889People are redoing their aces for cm4 finals and dis Smaru in hours. What makes you think people can't make an ace in a week for a character people already have?
So is Doto and Brian Umazing now? Did their uniques get updated too?
>>545216426>end: TaishinKEEEEEEEEEEEEK
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
Start a family!
>>545216475SSR Falco gives it but pointless cause you wont run it
>>545215889Honestly 4 days is a lot more forgiving then the CM Finals squeeze people pulled off for SMaru and are trying to attempt with the new Scenario for Leo. People aren't going to try and make all 3 aces from scratch, they're going to make parents ahead of time with the skill adjustments in mind, and most likely only focus on 1-2 aces with their reserve ace being reused from a previous cm or a generic debuffer.
Wait so the balance changes didn't happen in JP, why is everyone scared
EVERYONE IS PANICKING IN VICTORIA'S STREAM AND THEY ARE PUTTING SUZUKA AS SS TIERIT'S FUCKING OVERIT'S HER GAME NOW ACCORDING TO THEM
is Tokai Teo S tier now or is that from another anni
>>545216519nice gaslight. how the fuck will the escaper get hit by debuffs when they're out of range
>>545216552I had to put someone bro... end just sucks for years until Duramente releases
>>545216475falco card
>we will be getting GUTS threshold gaslights in addition to STA threshold gaslightsI am not ready for the misinformation
>>545216137Pic related, Tachyon's ult gets buffed to heal and give speed so she's viable too.You can change Golshi for MLB Tosho and SSR Dober for SR Dober or R/SSR Riko. This is supposed to be a poorfag deck.
just got up from a cozy after-dinner nap why is everyone talking about guts meta like it's happening tomorrow or something
>>545216508Hmm yes my own MLB Fine Motion, I totally have that
>>545215889A well train big nige Suzuka will obliterate the track unless she gets rushed. Her counter doesn't exist.
>>545216559
>>545216508>enough>15x SSR + 10x SRdo people not get the word enough?
>>545216407on the other hand XOguri is stronger with those changes lol
>>545216559>>545216593Daiwa Cowlet is A tier? Sweet, she was one of my favorites when I first watched the anime
>>545215813iron will got fixed and is meta now
>>545216279Reporting.
keep posting wife suzuka
>Wait Smart Falcon card gives guaranteed Groundwork now?>Didn't I get that card randomly from a single roll from the support card banner way back then?>Go to check>It's actually Chiyono O's card and not Smart FalconOH FUCK I'M SCREWED.
>>545215941Nice Nature November is for busting
>>545216093She was used for gaslighting as the "Holy Grail of Late Surgers". On Your Left is already a worse version of Furious Feat, but now everything is heavily shadowed by Front Runners. Now she is just a race bonus stick for MANT, and we do get a reroll of her before MANT drops. We aren't even gonna use her now because WIT won't be heavily used for Aoharu anymore, now that Guts meta is here
>>545216589JP got them during 1st and even 2nd anniversary in some cases like keen eye
So uhh, when does sMaru actually get good? Surely the next CM, right?
>Bakushin is still my only front
>>545216589beta (meta) cucks are afraid when faced with the unknown
>>545216593>Suzuka is meta nowYou DID skip S.Maru right?
YOU ARE FINISHED DUMB FALCON.CM5 BELONGS TO #CURREN.
>>545216475
>>545216426My CM team from here on out is Silent Susie, Summer Maru and Eishin Flash. No one is getting rotated out because of le track aptitude
>>545216559buy an ad
>>545216513pretty good if I can get a few more special week lbs from luck
>Everyone gets buffed No Stopping Me in Aoharuthis is so fucked up on so many levels
>>545216564>>545216747Suzuka would make a good wife and mother
>>545216685vivlos is really strong I dont understand the larp
holy fucking SHIT bros I just read the balance post, how the fuck am I supposed to predict the new meta based on that wall of textwe back to trial and error like jpfags?>>545216593yeah any frontrunner with NIGERUNDAYO mode is a beast now, at least no more Seiuns feels fucking good
>>545216651I cleated the last mambo...
>>545216651>Dark Lord golshi is metaYou fuckers lied to me again, huh?>>545216750got it from the SSR ticket mission gib and complained about it in thread. that's me shown I guess
All these niges getting uppity will soon be reminded of who the GOAT is.Oguri stays relevant for 4 yearsAnd her alt is around the cornerSuzuka who? Be real nigga
>sparked s. maru...
>>545216593TAISHIN BROS, SHE'S OK WE'RE SAVED
>>545216815>A+ vs A
>>545216589The JP guides don't work because by the time these updates happened nips already have different cards and umas.You have to actually use your brain now.And by brain I mean, pick nimble navigator, early lead and Suzuka.
>>545216085People complained before everything was 'solved' now we get an actual new meta. I'm scared in a good way since a lot more good characters
>>545216085I'm ready to see the triple S Guts+Speed+Power mile umas
HAGBROS JUST WONNERED
fyi before you guys get too hyped, Suzuka big nige is very vulnerable to stamina debuffs
>>545216954Took 10x longer (quit college) to train vivlos than gentildonna or still in love
>>545216982You can't run anymore, Oguri.
>>545216812Oh that's kinda cool then, anything crazy or just minor buffs/nerfs
>>545216753Eh she doesn't do it for me.
Is the new patch only the 1st anniversary patch or it directly stretches to current 2025 JP meta?
>>545216856Oh shit niger wtf
So which regular non-ult skill that was previously bad is now good with the changes?
>>545216513Alright I guess
>>545216956>we back to trial and error like jpfags?yes, we wild west mode bro
So Smaru's shelf life only lasts until CM5 and she's obsolete after that right?
So like what I just >Stack SPD & GUT>Get Great Escape and Groundwork>Pair with Maru/Daiwa/front And just win?
I'm so fucking overwhelmed i don't fucking know what to doFucking GIGA Balance with fucking new scenario
>>545216279Btw guess who’s chapter is also next in the main story? Yep, it’s literally Suzuka’s. Talk about timing kek
>>545216956>we back to trial and error like jpfags?God, I hope so. I feel like it'll be way more fun than arguing over who's interpreting the sacred texts (JP forums) better
>>545216971>>This is supposed to be a poorfag deck.
>>545216593Just looked and shes at the bottom
>>545216946if everyone has it no one has it
>>545216426Brian bros we're surging through the ranks
>>545216971>Dark Lord golshi is metait's not meta, it's just a good poorfag card if you don't have anything else
Holy fuck I just realized early lead actually works now, you literally have to remake all your fronts with that shit too. Just fuck my shit up more cygames.
>>545217075Guts is important. Navigation skills are important. Skills that used to be useless are now useful
>>545217046why is Oguri still S tier
>>545217128>CM5 and she's obsolete after that right?Should be usable for any mile, Mile Maven gets stupid after the buffs too
Wasn't oonige released during fucking MANT in JP? How the fuck are they going to make it work with the stat spread of Aoharu? This seems like a bait.
>>545216426Instructions unclear, still running my faves instead
>global has unironic seanigger shillsNice general, losers.
See a bunch of people were silent VF fans suddenly posting stream caps
>>545217047Shhh, they can learn the hard way.
If my math isn't wrong, then you need 1250 statues to 5 star assuming you still have all 25 statues at the starting cost of 1.I only have 500...
>>545217139>doubled stamina consumptionnyo
>>545217047Pretty sure you can't debuff what you can't see and even if you do, she's already halfway across the track.Eclipse First, Natiekeks
>All of my groundwork parent farming was for basically nothing>Can't even use Smart Falcon in post-update CM's because of her card
>>545217075a pretty big deal, especially runaway since Suzuka is the only one who can get it for a good while
I feel bad for people that grinded for GW here, what the hellFalco just gives it to you now
>>545217139No because another guy will have the same idea as you and both suzuka dies instead.
>>545217128God no, she’s gonna be a fucking menace with taiki in miles now. Especially since she can get guaranteed groundwork too
>>545216670>>545216063https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
>>545217259he unironically actually knows the game unlike rednu
>>545217305It's not for nothing if you really want to use Falcon, since you need those parents for her.
>>545216426I'm running 3 niges since Groundwork is free now and Early Lead is buffed to proc Groundwork. Suzuka, Smaru, and Seiun it is.
>>545217234nimble navigator is now a top tier skillshe has it inbuilt in her kit + all the other broken shit
>>545217013This Seiun is arguably worse desu, at least the Maru got 3 greens with gw. Gonna have to redo both in aoharu eventually.
I don't have suzuka and I rolled for s.maru. I am fated to lose cm5 It's over. Please tell me that mile maven revamp is fine and I can still use her.
>>545217028I was 50 power off in CM3 but I'm sure it's easy to do now
But is Smart Falcon good as a general use card?
>>545217284If I never train stamina and only guts then I will always operate at max speed
>retards in the thread following streamers who can hardly win cm's
>>545217234Oguri Cap is peak always
>>545216442paypig and get all SSRs into lvl50, stop having this issue, dummy
>>545216513Pretty good I guess as a F2P >>545216276
>>545216508>Kita and FM LB0>Sweep LB3>Daiwa LB2Yeah that's cool bro...
>>545217476power cards will never be good for ace decks
So these are good now?
>>545217014>>545217306Damn Suzu is the only starting Uma I don't have>>545217229Nice I guess I should go take a look at the changes
>>545217421>mile maven revampchanged from top 1 to top 5
>>545217248big niger actually released near he end of Aoharu and was used for one CM i I think, sadly since MANT has no real story you could get it there so it wasn't really important until GL
>>545216426If it's a mile I'm always running Vodka and Grass
TOP CUN META
>>545217284>>545217331So what stats do you concentrate on?
The fuck is a NigeWhy does this make Suzuka bustedWhat's happening with the rebalancing that benefits her so much? Is it her skill changes?
>>545217320I've done like 400 groundwork parent runs over the past three monthsMy skin is tingling nad my teeth hurt I'm going to wake up any second now
>>545217291murmur is infinite rangefrenzied is infinite rangeThat "spot contest" mechanic they're adding? guaranteed rushed that you can get just but tossing another front to contest
>Now /uma/ scrim rooms are going to be filled with nothing but Silence Suzuka + S. Maru + Whatever flavor of the week UmaOh boy.
Shouldn't have spent 40 rolls on Flash since X. Oguri is going to be even more of a menace.
>>545217485h-he won CM in JP bro...
>>545216426so I should play Golshi again? say no more senpai
so who is good now?
>>545217540soon(tm)
SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOO, I AM NOT BEING IRONIC
>>545217248anon, please stop talking or they will notice that if there is a second suzuka big niger suzuka in the race both will just explode and form a blocking wall for others
>>545217148>Suzuka TRANSFORMING the meta early in time for her buffs and story chapterUm, kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_ZMVLKkPXM
>>545216705you can't stop the PEAK
uma stan got buffed? sweet
>>545217403I know I am a fan
>>545217485>>*retards in the thread following streamers
So how does everyone else catch up to a Big Niger besides debuffing them?
Did I mention I love you guys/uma/ on the left, me on the right :)
I'm already over CM4 fuck this CM, can't focus on it anymore.
>>545215693Is this the f2p must pull cards now?
>most complicated game mechanic in games streamed by sweating tryhards competing for prize money on a global stage:>"Your attacks have a 20% chance to do DOUBLE damage : )">Uma Musume:>"Following the poskeep phase your runner will attempt to set her desired maximum speed based off of a matrix of all possible speeds, each possibility will be checked against her wit stat in descending order until she succeeds the calculation. She will the begin accelerating towards her chosen top speed at a rate determined by her power and further modified by her track aptitude (aptitude does not modify power, it modifies your runner's actual physical acceleration on the track in m/s^2 and is applied following the power calculation). Immediately following this the "final spurt" phase begins where your runner's HP begins decreasing at a rate determined by your stamina divided by your guts in relation to your distance from the goal, most accurately modeled by an integral bounded by the length of the final track."
>>545217505
>>545216279suzukabros
>>545217710Oguri Cap
>breath didn't get touched kek
> ◦ Added the "Runaway" aptitude skill.You telling me they added a brand whole new aptitude just for Suzuka alone?
>>545216426>DoberWe're not going that fast dude.
>>545217563Stamina. Like Long CM-tier stamina. You'll still die if there's another Suzuka but if there isn't no one can stop you.
>navigation will actually work nowBlue Teio buffs? Thanks John Cygames.
>>545217778her game
>>545217710You aren't reaching them even with a late surger savvy natiecuck.
I wish I had a button I could press that would instantly kill anyone who posts about faggy ass youtubers
>>545217732Always were
how tf can you beat him
I'm formally announcing that I will no longer be hard sweating for CMs because I don't have Silence Suzuka.
>>545217778it's Turbo's unique!!! Suzuka stole it
What's up with the falco card that everyone is shilling it now? I don't see any mentions of it in the patchnotes.
>>545217421S Maru is still S tier
Does /uma/ care about the Melbourne Cup today? There's a Japanese horse
View from the lead sucks donkey balls compared to Smarus skill. What Suzuka is good now because she has natural guts percentage?
Need a good recovery? Here's your Iron Will, bro
Just got LB2 Natie, she's still good even with the balance changes right?
>>545217819>sloptubers content is now all invalidHow will they stay relevant now?
>>545217710Have your own so that both die
>>545217710two debuffers
>>545217854Just play your favorite
Do any other cards get huge buffs?
Why would I use the Falco card for an ace when I can get groundwork for free from my parents...
>DaiSca's unique now activates even on 2nd placewhat the FUCK
What skills are busted now?
>>545217710They need too much stam so they'll just kill each other if there's another big nige competing
>>545217808Yeah buddy.
>>545217916>sells her trainee future to get dicked
>>545217764LOOK AT THIS TEIOSAMA AIEEEEEEEEE TASUKETEEEEEEEEEE
>>545217873Guaranteed groundwork now
>>545217743>stamina divided by your gutsguts makes so much sense now
>>545216593jakalaka sounds like a made up insult to mock SEA you will instantly get banned for
>>545217710Run another Suzuka to gas her out and debuff I guess.
Melbourne Cup (Australian G1) in 40 minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c7-KQYSn1c
Hang on a minute. With this Guts rework happening this early doesn't that mean Umas with Guts Growth actually get a huge buff too?
>All the globalbab EoP secondaries hyping up for Suzuka>They are unaware of the other menaces that got buffed tooCM5 will be fun
>>545217743well good news half the balance changes are just removing a lot of the restrictions to triggers
God loves me.
So if I have a parent Tachyon from before these buffs are implemented, and then I inherit her skill after the buffs, do I still get the old version of her unique?
>>545217971It always did?
You have her card, nyes?
>>545217930they become theorycrafters and muddy everyone's understanding of how things work nowbasically nothing changes
>>545217971where she belongs
Where does the "Big Niger" meme come from
>>545217710>Big Niger besides debuffing them one frenzied kills them lol
>>545217873if they buffed the card like in jp she now gives guaranteed groundwork in her final chain event
>>545217710real answer: running one of your ownthey'll enter one of those new clash states and drain each other dry trying to pass each other. that's how they do it on JP
So this basically means the game will be reset to nothing on the day that they accelerate and I can start my life as a whale right
>My 1LB Teio that I largely used because I need anything with a power bonus has abilities I don't mind getting hints for now
>>545217710Nice Nature because they'll die at the sight of 1 Stamina debuff
Tokai Teio buffed?
>took my nap>suddenly two threads went byCHOWA?!
>>545217891I'll check it out
>>545217972Nimble NavigatorEarly leadIron Will
>>545217719Umas are made for human men
>>545217743>The ingame description>Greatly accelerate with to keep the lead
>>545217710You run a second one so they both die horribly.
>>545218142nta, but I don't have Suzuka
>>545218142What happens if you run a second normal front with a oonige in this case?
>>545209349SO CUTE!>>545209615SO LEWD!
Someone explain this big niger business to me
>>545218084no, new version
>>545218119jojo
>>545218209what does Iron will do?
I'm fucked.
So theoretically I just run my own Suzuka to kill another Big Niger while my Summer hag gets into position to win?
Is mid-race accel still useless, so like corner connoisseur is still a bad skill even with the buff?
>>545218049
>>545218119大逃げ - oonige (big/great escape)
>>545218256>It's still upAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE MOOT DO SOMETHING
>>545218286Haru is the best guts card.
>>545218257front runner but retarded. your based retard uma runs on top speed from start to finish while hoping not to gas out
>>545217305Your groundwork parents will still be needed unless you really want to use Smart Falcon forever. It's pretty much the same like Oguri's card which was only used for a hint of groundwork. Yeah it takes a huge amount of the RNG out from just relying on inspirations and it will be the easiest option, but on the other hand you're forced to put it in your deck and not everyone wants a power in their deck just for one skill.
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>>545218249same thingthat's why you should never double up on the style
>>545218257did you watch the all comers race during season 2? pretty much that, your uma launches like a rocket but consumes so much stamina she may die before reaching the finish line
>>545218174>that horrendous quality>680pjesus christ you techlets should not have access to PCs
>>545218209Dia surge incoming?
>>545218191>her navigation skills work now>technician now lasts longer>nimble navigator is turbo meta nowyeah
when does witGAWD release his video telling us globalfriends that we're off the map and on our own, good luck and goodbye?
>>545218239save for the all-spark banner to unbrick yourself
>>545218256>still upUm?
>>545217916Good thing she got MLBed two days agoI'm gonna switch Tazuna out for her
how are the jpn reacting?
>>545218363yeah but it's the skill or your character is glue
>>545218285gold recovery, requires being blocked, can activate on early race, and after the buff, mid race
>>545218298SM won't get sky's ult off though. Back liners would zoom by.
I guess you could say were in Beginning of a New Era!
>>545218469yepfront GAME
>>545218469Taiki bros it's our time
>>545216085/uma/ lobbies are going to be way sweatier than cm5 lobbies. it's just gonna be a knowledge gap and there's enough retards around who won't know how to build shit in cm5
So Early Lead now always activates at the start of the race instead of delayed? Also, they did not buff Breather of Fresh Air it seems.
>>545218476melty, nah they don't care
>>545218430he's busy milking the onsen scenarios in JP so maybe in a week or so
>>545218430This update is big for sloptubers because they can make more guides for more clicks retard
>>545218285Buffed so that it only triggers after 5 seconds at early and mid race. Also gives you lane movement if you're brocked.
>>545218469still her game btw
>>545218469suzuka too low
>>545218469LETS GO NIGERS
>>545218434Teio is my precious daughter, and I'll forever think of her that way, because Luna-chan is my precious wife.
>>545218193We're officially in the dark when it comes to the future meta now so everyone's freaking outthe timelines have split
AHHHH WHAT DECK DO I USE AFTER NOV 11???I thought I was supposed to witmaxxx for Unity cup but with the guts rework do I go like 1 spd/3 wit/1 guts/1 riko?SAAAVEEEE MEEE
>>545218298When the two suzukas die, they form a blocking wallto this day jp doesn't have a clear answer to the block menace
>>545218469NOOOOO I'LL BE CALLED A METAFAG FOR ROLLING FOR DIGITAN NOW
>>545218217to our knowledge there are no male umas so you're a retard
>>545218469Finally Taiki being relevant herself than just her inherited unique
Don't care, still using Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>545218193https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
>>545216279Hello
>>545218469>please please still use smaru please kek that fag never changes
Big nige gets 1.17x kek
YOUR CM IS OVER RETARD
>>5452186202 speed, rice, riko, urara, 1 free slot >I thought I was supposed to witmaxxxyou're just pressing wit as much as possible, you don't necessarily need wit cards themselves
So is Taiki a god tier Miler now?
Join CM rooms now, everyone is too distracted by updates and only the oblivious casuals are running rooms right now
>>545218513cringe
>>545216351nigger go look her hidden event chain in jp it's after 7 G1 wins in a row.
huh why are people freaking out? Where these changes not in JP?
Aiiiieeeee I need another selector for suzuka I regret picking oguri at the start
Yow
>>545217797Creek baby it's time to MLB
>/uma/ asking for QoL meant just getting more borrows and auto mode>Cygames instead decided to just drop the entire 1st anniversary update PLUS parts of the 1.5 anniversary into Global's half anniversary
>Falcon gets relegated from strong front runner to perma support dutyPoetic, is it not?
>>545218802bwo it's day1 round1 if you have trouble might as well quit
>>545218817Not this early.
>>545218617>>545218701on one hand i'm fearful of the future, but i'm glad some "dead" skills will be useful now, i want races to be more interactive
>>545218790Mile maven is an INSANE skill now and shooting for victory actually works properly for CM5
>Just after launch>Download umamusume, look online for advice on who to select with my ticket>"Going by my time on the Japanese server, Suzuka is the only good and enduringly great choice">sir yes sir jpchad sir>Follow through, don't really see what the hype is about>Do more googling>Find out that I'll have to wait years for the balance patch that actually makes Suzuka great>Fuck>Oh well >Fast forward to today>Praise Shiraoki in all her divine aspects
Teio!
>Wedding Mayano now gets a bunch of skills including straightaway spurt if you do her secret event after the patchkek this patch is a gold mine of hidden little stuff
>>545218817Not until the first anni, yes.
>>545218469>Rice>AHuh?
please don't fucking tell me those images that were posted were what I think they were. I did not see to see illegal images on my fucking horse racing thread.
>>545218469Its like the reverse of what I have. But I have Smaru and Suzuka so its fine.
>>545218897>picking smart falco card for ACEngmi
Why is there an anon posting CP
Holy shit balance changes. Gaslighting just got a huge buff, JP can't save you now
What triggered it this time?
>>545218790S tier
>>545218930she's still B end!!!!
>csamalright time to disable images from showing on my browserwho triggered the thirdie
>>545218885>still no TT skip
>>545218946not the first time it happened bro
I can’t believe Ebayan saved global….
>>545218469>Agnes DigitalWHAT THE FUCK.
>>545218946don't open obviously dangerous posts
So getting blocked is a thing of the past now that navigation skills are actually doing something?
Is Air Groove worth investing in as a debuffer?
>>545218912I'm not having trouble, ran 4/5, 3/5, 3/5, and my last carat run is looking good bwoJust wann a spread the enws
I used to deny that uma musume had a Suzuka bias, but seeing this really makes me question that.changing interesting gameplay to force in an uma many frontkeks wank (maybe those gluema jokes actually meant something)Suzuka could've just as easily been big nige at the appropriate time, but it just had to be now. does this mean other styles than front are fucked now? i'll be looking over updates much more carefully now for front unfairness.be careful uma musume, your credibility is on the line
>>545218970Them waking up tends to do it
Alright fucking retard you can stop posting CP now
It's gonna be goofy as hell anyone trying to reference JP history now for CMs and stuff
>>545218970he doesn't have Suzuka
>no TT skip>no spark reroll>no autoplay
>>545219056my brother in christ you can see it in the thumbnail
>>545218768Well thanks anon, I'll still probably run the machikane SR wit card for scenario link maxxxing
>>545219065you get better accel, lane movement and target speed increase but your uma still has to decide for herself whether she wants to move out of the way or not
>suzuka's ult now triggers as soon as she passes the 50% distance mark and she's in 1st place.>0.35 speed for 5sGoddamned this is broken as fuck. The only scenario where she would lose is if her stamina runs out.
Time to leave I guess
>>545219091That one website hooks on to this 4chan that allows people to spam images like that.
uuuuh how does position keep even work with NIGEzukas do they just accelerate too?
>>545219065nyes
What was the CM after the first anni changes in JP?
>>545219130>>545219085>>545219091>>545218980>>545218970>>545218946ignore thirdies post fluffies
>>545217028
So every CM room going forward is 3 big nigers dying and a bunch of gamblers hoping to not get brocked?
>>545218334
>>545219125>given THIS>still begs for more>>545219214I don't care I'm not loading any images
>>545219237high possibility, yes
>>545218958>>545219091...How do you know
>>545219237>dying>mile
>>545218817They were in /jp/ 2 years after, we're in half anniversary. Big meta shift from them.
>>545219237fun isn't it
You all got mlb urara guts right? You didn't use those friend point on flag and glue right?
>>545218945Uphill/downhil buff
>>545215979Actually I rolled Summer Maru because I love hags and I like seeing her tummy and her big tits in her outfit
>>545219237i'm farming frenzied front sparks
>>545219214
Where can I find info on today's update
I hovered over one of those gifs and it autoplayed I'm FUCKED
>Gave free to play players one of the best Free Speed cards (for Front Runners)>Then introduce Big Niger, a style only Silence Suzuka can use early on.>Which means you can't use that free Speed Card if you want to make her
any club got a spot?I'm at 200m fans I do about 1.5 mil a day.on cooldown from joining for 24 hours tho742628682529
You do have Taiki for CM5 right?
>>545219237>Every race is just 6 umas trying to dodge 3 dead Suzukas on the track.
>taking the lead now procs immediately>+ groundwork>+ concentrationI see the vision
>posting CP on No Nut NovemberCome on anon some of us are trying to do a challenge
>>545219368KILL YOURSELF
>>545218273Nice thanks
>>545219274
>>545219356>Determined descent works nowYATTA
>>545219237So Oguri's just going to win regardless?
>>545219349no one is gonna be missing friend points
>>545218469>Brian that lowWhat the fuck man, why
>Deleted before I could save it
Before I start to cope.The new strategy Runaway also counts as Front Runner for skill triggering?
who won?who lost?
>>545219436/uma/ is really filled with ledditors
So what happens to that one anon who cleated Haru Urara guts?
I feel like there's been an influx of csam posters across the site as of late, is it just that there's more jeets/thirdies online now?
no one has mentioned it but highlander is ultra mega core right now, see you in short CM btw
>>545218469Taishin still usable!
>>545219436
>>545219436I don't see anything luckily
>>545219424Bourbutt buffs!
>>545219404Nyes
>>545219404>just made a taiki parent>turns out I just run her instead
>>545219397I want to kick a flatnigger to add you but it's high activity time and it would give bad optics sowwy
So how does one get past the big Suzuka roadblock?
>>545219154>velocity>brokenSure.
>b. mayano>ticket cardwhat a fucking scam
>>545215979doesn't s.maru actually get buffed by that even more because shes the only front currently with gold and white recovery
>>545219436>>545219541
>>545218469TAISHIN BROS WE ARE SO BACK FUUUUUUUACK
>>545219114My wife does not lack stamina!
>>545219585Good I got highlander sparks on a ton of umas trying to get groundwork from goldship
>free 3000 carats>2 paid bannersThis is basically just 2 free banners for daily pulls chad
>>545219551it does since it's a gold skill that costs 360 points (no discounts btw)
>>545219162NTR? in my game?
>>545219551Yes, but the caveat is you can guarantee groundwork from the idolcel but you also must have early lead ontop of 3 greens.
>>545219642thanks for the reply anyways....
>>545215979>that guy who tried to gaslight people to skip her was actually a prophetDamn
>>545219656bro...
>>545219585Rice stocks rising
>>545219745how long can you wait
choberigu status?
>>545219642Kick em anyways, my danchou did lole
>4 types of cards in the same deckthis looks fucking retarded
>csamis it actual 3D child porn or just loli hentai
>>545218469brian is severely underrated its crazy. If my brian had good midrace skills she'd been schooling my S.Maru right now
>>545219436Reconsider
>>545219695I got Doto from mine. She is meta in the new format.I don't care what any fag ass gay bootyhole boys on youtube say. They don't know. Its new now.
>>545219731
>>545219854why would you ever use that piece of shit Turbo card
>>545215979>He thinks every Suzuka will be able to maintain her BIG NIGE in anything but Milebro your restless?
>>545219787velocity is good, but maru is still better since hers is fucking 0.45. But suzu might have better midrace skills
how many sta need for great nige?
>>545215979they also killed bourbon meta before it began. suzuka's game
>>545219809as long as I don't get into another club I guesslooking for an A or A+ club hopefully
>>545219854So I'm still rolling riko?
>>545219932What's the next CM?
>>545219923gold Early lead
>>5452199401000 + 2 golds or whatever the CM2 gaslight was
>>545219932Just use her as a front blocker
How does front runner position keep work against Suzuka? Are they just perma pace up or do they also try to maintain a specific distance?
>>545219674I stole that image from another anon but its funny ppl also see that uma as Spe but the artist said its a generic uma
>>545219940let's just say super creek isn't going away after all.
>>545219923She's good now
>>545219940all of it + guts
>>545219923It got buffed
>>545219865do you think people would be calling it csam if it was just a animation. yeah it was the real deal and i wish I did not witness it.
>>545219642DO IT DANCHOU
>>545219940around 150% of what's recommend for other strategies>>545220005do her events get buffed too? I don't remember to be honest
>>545219865It was real unfortunately.
>>545216815I think your Summer Hag is defctive bwo
>>545219854Your tazuna for concentration?
>>545219397umadash has 1 spot
THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS FLAGGED BY THEIR LOCAL AUTHORITIES AND EVERYONE WILL BE GETTING A VISIT THIS WEEKExcept when you're brown or jewish, then no one will bother you
>>545219935anon that is exactly why big nige suzuka is so broken...
>2/3>2/3>2/3>2/3COME THE FUCK ON
>No Silence Suzuka>No Smart Falcon>No Twin Turbo>No good front parentsHmm, I think I will no longer be able to reach Round A Finals in the upcoming CMs unless I roll big during Riko's banner. Which is definitely not happening.
>>54521973185% of the Manhattan Cafe + NTR tagged images on Danbooru are her cucking Tachyon by stealing (You)
>>545220169
>>545220136>danchous that actually kick the flatniggersTHANK YOU CYGENEROUS FOR THESE UPDATES
>>545220129post dick whalebro
>Zero buffs to Vittoria or I Never Goof UpWhat did John Cygames meant by this?
>>545220142Good, I want someone to talk toI hope my officer plays uma
>>545219752I wasn't gaslighting it was already correct to skip her to begin with
>>545220131I'm operating under the assumption I get absolutely fucked during Riko banner but if I don't, I'll borrow MLB tazuna and swap out haru guts
>>545219436Kek good one
Is there a SINGLE uma that could beat Secretariat?
>>545220169Just stop caring for CM4 bro... the future is brighter than this
>>545219865if you read the words "cp" from a redditor or twittertard he's probably talking about some drawingif you read the words "cp" or csam in this thread then it's actually that
>>545219879she's great, underestimated because people get scared of her ult being unreliable compared to hyperfixating on groundwork because the youtubers told them to. but uma enjoyers with a pure gamblers soul understand her power
>>545220169>he didn't get 90%+ wr
>>545220202He TANKED that BTW
>>545220183good, trainer-kun deserves better than being maid
Teio smells
Do people still run Suzuka as a big niger once she gets her super concentration evolved skill?
>>545220070lewd pit...
>>545219580the last time I saw CP posted on 4chan was like a decade ago and then I started posting on /vg/ again and now I see it posted almost every other week. I think there's just something particularly subhuman about some of the people who frequent /vg/
>>545218070Who is /uma/'s pick?
SHE WON
>CC's encouraging us to forget everything we learned for the last 4 months and none of the previous tierlist mattersWhat the fuck
What are the biggest uma skills that got buffed? Is this the Air Groove patch where she becomes good?
>>545220337I believe it was Middle Earth and Cheval Rose.
Ausbros, our umas are about to race..
>Spent the last few borrow days on Ryan parents only for lates and ends to eat shit in an updateThey'll be useful in the future, right...?At least I don't have to stick with my shit blues groundwork parents anymore.
Is this the guts fix patch?
>everything gets buffed>when everyone is OP, no one isIs this it?
>>545218070>My bookie's odds on Parchment Party jumped from 66 this morning to 5 right next to favorite Al RiffaWhat the FUCK.
>>545220236
>>545220337I'm going with Buckaroo.
I will still use Golshi for Virgo btw.
>>545220412yes
>>545220169>>2/3It's a set of 5 though?
>>545219580AI slop makes it easier than ever to churn that garbage out
>>545220298...good
>>545220379you're learning a very valuable lesson about thinking for yourself and not blindly following trends
>Uma is the fastest thread in /vg/ and /v/ by a HUGE marginHoly shit this might have fixed the game
>>545217891I do, mainly because I get to go to a work event to drink and bet.
>>545220280her ult activates for me like 95% on Leo course too. IMO she's secretly the strongest uma this CM (like falco was last CM). If only I could have a real god run with her..
Do I blow my 30 Support tickets on Riko now?
>>545220408>>545220425No, Ends are completely fucked. The only Late that can compete is Ryan just thanks to Iron
>>545220369is iron will good now or something?
>>545220453he wants the A league ticket
>>545220494No
No, I will NOT fall for your scam hard mode narita brian
>>545220408Why does everyone think Lates/Ends ate shit in this update when many of the skills they pick up got buffed and they also get to play around with buffed inherits from Taiki and Brian? Is this a psyop?
>>545216953https://x.com/mikage0495/status/1904695254240158209
>>545220494Yes
Left or right? Umalator says Tickezo wins (or ties without competitive spirit + outer post proficiency), but Vodka seemed to do better in room matches, and I can't tell where the discrepancy is coming from.
Say his fucking name.
>>545220494if you want
>>545220408lates and ends will always have a chance. never listen to groundworkcels
>>545220635JOHN"FUCKING"CYGAMES
>>545220476popular gacha games on patch day does that
>just do what I want, use who I want, roll what I want>big meta shakeup changes nothing
>>545219397thanks for the invite /uma/ clubi'll be joining tomorrow night when my cooldown is over!
>>545220491Pace or Late?
>>545220571Because many still don't know the realities of training a big niger
>>545220220umadash danchou is like butter from trickalpure soul that loves his club friends until he snaps and murders them in coldblood
I just had 10 mood down events in a single career and I got tissues during the senior year raffle. Thank you Suzuka you fucking bitch.
>>545220571People simply do not know anything anymore. They're panicking.
>>545220571IT WAS HER TIME
>>545220571They got comparatively less buffs than fronts which got big niger and pace which has working determined descent now
>>545220202THEY ARE FUCKING ME UP MAN>>545220273THAT'S WHAT I SAID DURING CANCER (TRUE) CUP>>545220281AIEEEEEE>>5452204532 wins, 3 losseslike is this fucking UNWINNABLY bad??? surely this can cobble together 3 wins????? I lost some of those by like a head, or my maru proccing no swing, 7s, or groundwork
based cygenerous bankrupting "content" creators in one night
>>545220635But these changes came after he got fired?
>>545216815S-surely...Hopefully with the big nig update...
>>545220407I hope the one with the coolest name wins
I will still run Lates. I will still probably lose. I will still not care.
Just woke up, did I miss something
>>545220702Your welcome buddy.
..so guts growth is good now?
>Recovering endurance late-race now enables runners to exert full strength based on the endurance recovered.is this the thing where excess stamina becomes velocity or something?
>>545220690danchou you were supposed to poach this one
>>545220761go back to sleep
When do I get my 100 free Riko pulls?
>>545220629vodka seems more consistent, more accels and her ult is more reliable. Probably that. Tickezo ult needs her to contest while vodka is popstickezo might win big against vodka but also lose big against her so it balances out, and you want consistency umas even on gamblers
>>545220635at least post Fujita
>>545220761>did I miss somethingIT'S FUCKING OVER
>>545220337Chevalier Rose for the Japanese 51:1 long shot.
>>545220635>This retards gets fired>Goldshi VA gets promoted to OPs president>Global becomes a huge successThank you Forever Young
>was just yesterday calling someone a retard for justifying his opinion on global horses with post-balance jp tier chartswhoops
i love brian's hard mode, it's the only career that actually gets me to lock in instead of coasting. wish it didn't give the best skills for pace chaser though, she needs to be a late surger
>>545220829you just missed them
>>545220629From a glance I'd say it's the Turf S + Right Handed and slightly better wit helping Vodka win. May not seem like much but every little thing helps
>>545220793i thought it meant that stamina skills now restore your endurance in the last spurt instead of being snapshotted at the beginning and all procs afterwards being useless
>>545220829What do you think?
>>545220635This nigga got fired
>>545220408I choose to ignore what is or is not meta and I will continue to bring my beloved Gold Ship to every CM
>>545220873Give them back
>>545220793Before, if you ran out of stamina before last spurt, you would never reach max speed even if you recovered during last spurt. It's fixed now, if you recover on the last spurt you get the max speed bonus from passing the stamina check.
>>545220280>>545220491>made it to A group with Brian Feeling good bros
These actually any good?
>>545220745https://www.canva.com/design/DAGyeBXtc6E/hotsuPUyBznQP7ShoXkA2g/edit>realwtf why
>>545220807clover exploded so there's a few more decent trainers around looking for clubs
>>545220720Literally nobody fucking cared about Taishin and now I'm seeing her posted way more talking about how it was her time. You can't fool me.
>>545220793old mechanic meant that stamina recoveries proccing late-game meant nothing because the calculation for spurt had already passed. now, late-race recoveries will mean you instantly recalculate and, likely, start your spurt right then and there.
>>545220897Don’t know that’s why I asked bro
>>545220948no but they become much better in a week.
>>545220948Soon
>>545220745kek
I just want everyone here to know that I was always planning on rolling for Digitan. That's why I'm skipping the Scamko/Rice banner.
I honestly don't know what's going on, I just like being dramatic for the sake of it.
>>545220761https://umamusume.com/news/100040/>>545220778Yes.>>545220829On the 6th
>>545220913I was going to bring her to Virgo, even prepared 10* spurt parents for her, but I think I'll bring a pace now.
>>545220865>Goldshi VA gets promoted to OPs presidentwait what?
I heard she (will be) good now.
>>545220965but witGOD's guide for next CM said the POTENTIAL would be released all over the track
>Xmas Oguri isn't a must-pull nowGlobal won so hard
>>545220851I’m scared to read the thread
>>545220948With the update they are
>>545220743>not capped speed and even missing S>nature is only mildly unpleasant>goldship's only accel is shooting and nimble>uma stan, plancha, straight accelit's over bro...
>>545220991>>545220996That's not very useful to my current run, now is it?
>>545220761EoS
>>545220743>running a solo frontYou were warned bro
>>545220807We just got a good member today, and uh... slow bleed tactic so club doesn't riotTrust the plan, I see 3 potential flatliners in the next 4 days
>>545220965I've been here this entire time so you're wrong
>>545220956>>545220745kek which sloptuber is this
are navigation and sight skills any good now?
>>545220692Pace. On some tracks her ult doesn't work so well as pace (had trouble with it on taurus) but on Leo seems to work extremely well. I don't have kita so I need really good runs to get the spd cap with her. I get brocked bit too much with all the paces sometimes run into
>>545221086freak the fuck out and sell everythingit's fucking over
>>545216279
>>545221082?
How will witgod feed his family now if he can't misremember a meta for 4 years ago...
>>545221073Can someone tell me where these rice shower gifs are from, i love them
>>545221101Not really, no
>>545221143wait eight days
>>545220745She did it just to fuck with 'em.
>>545220793no, it's talking about the target speed calculation. currently what happens is that at the start of the final leg, every uma calculates a target speed based off their remaining stamina. an uma with low remaining stamina will target a lower speed so they don't run out of stamina and explode before the finish line, but if you recover stamina during the final leg the uma doesn't recognize it and will stay at the conservative speed. the update makes it so when you recover stamina during the final leg, the uma recalculates their target speed based off their new stamina rather than their old
>victoria is bearish on oonige suzuka>rates smaru S+is mile maven that good?
>>545220956>>545220745>AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE I neeed to actually know what I'm talking about instead of parroting what some JP nigger said. FUCK YOU CYJEWS!!!!!!!
>>545221143>navyes>fovtop kek
>>545220745I mean, if you keep talking about them and funneling people to them, they'll probably make out better for it than if you had just shut the fuck up.
>>545220835I have literally never once seen Vodka's ult proc effectively. Always procs way too late.>>545220882>I'd say it's the Turf S + Right HandedWouldn't those be accounted for in the gaslightulator? Wit may be different, but it's only a 19 point difference innit?
>>545221024I believe you. I won't call you a metafag, umadacchi
>>545220745>front El >pace Seiun those niggas are crazy
CM4 status?
What the fuck does this meanFriend type Support Card events may now occur at a low rate even if they are not in your deck.> • Adjusted Careers to mitigate the effects of bad conditions:NOOO MY TAZUNA IS USELESS NOW
>>545221143Navigation? Yes.Sight? No.
>>545220743forgot to mention that 7s is bad because it's too late to make smaru ult work. You want moxie or even fucking straightaway recovery as your ult contingency>>545220745holy fucking kek
>>545220948>>545220991>>545220996>>545221091homestretch/in body has always been good
four losses one win, off to a great start!
>>545221075She is in charge of promoting the franchise, always been but now it's official, and she is taking care of Global customers too, making new content for us instead of recycling stuff from JP
>>545221076Is that true? I've only run her once because her skill is kinda whatever, and she's the third wheel on BNWO
>>545221183are they good in 8 days?
>CM5 will be a Suzuka and Taiki gameORANGE UMAS RISE UP
korean sloptuber status?
>>545221238>LINEAGE
>>545221178Tragic, but thank you for the help.>>545221147>PaceI swear at one point someone said Late, tho Pace worked well for me since release.>Those statsWhat card set up did you use for that
>>545221319no just wait
>>545220745absolutely SEETHING
>>545221319nigger if you read the notice it says that they increase the interval at which your uma decides to move her ass
CloverClub has room if anyone is interested827435138
>>545221284She did carry the whole franchise on her back for years. Earned it for sure.
>>545220965THIS. Only shotacons are into that horse because "she plays vidya so she's just like me uwu"
>have to relearn all skill priorityThis upsets me more than anything else.
>>545221337It's an Oguri CM actually
>>545221242Easy Platinum. Everyone is going to crash and burn and forget about it
>wasting prescious hours of your life farming for groundwork sparks after Seiun came out>only to have it rendered totally pointless by the QoL acceleration you've been begging fornone of you guys actually did this, right?
>>545221250Events from Friend supports (i.e. Tazuna and Aoi) didn't make random appearances the way other supports do, unless they were in your deck. Now they're part of the pool.
>>545216815works on my machine
No one is going to call me a meta-fag for my Taiki being used now right
>>545221095>>545221106>>545221269what do i even do now with my 6 borrows. do i just give up on summer maru and run something else?
>>545221337Strategy will be:>Suzuka>Taiki>Natie
>>545221082?She is stronger with these changes
Who the hell is Big Nige?
>>545221480are you running smart falcon in every deck or something?
>>545221405no it just said it increased their passing ability
>>545221250It means Pal card (Tazuna, Aoi, Riko) events will happen even if you don't run them, similar to every other random card event
>>545221454Grey uma can't run.
>>545221082She just got buffed even before release...
>>545221480i want to die
so...what's the term that goes beyond just "acceleration?" i'm feeling more than just accelerated.
>>545221480But I want to use good cards in my deck?
>>545221480QoL? What QoL?
>>545221480No, I didn't pull for front runners.
Will witgod make a video explaining these changes to us?
>>545221130what did they mean by this?
>>545221220it ALWAYS procs way too late, but it's consistentalways happens when she's at the front ish with 200m left
>>545221480you do realize you're still handicapping yourself with a shit card if you run dumb falco just for groundwork, right?
>>545221337hm?>>545221549Wait, including recreation???
i think we can accelerate faster
>>545221359Late makes her ult fire more reliably from my experience because LS tries to move to the outside some. She performed solid for me in Cancer, though vodka won more (mile brians a tough train)
>>545221549>>545221487FUUUCK NOOOOO YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE POWER OF MY TAZUNA FOR FREE THATS EVEN WORSE WHATS THE POINT OF ME RUNNING HER NOW IF RUNS WILL JUST BE EASY NOW AHHHHHHOh okay.
>>545221082>buffed No Stopping Me! for free in Aoharu for herlol lmao
it's HER time now
Who the hell is Big Nige??
i feel bad for the people who fell for the 2 golds on smaru is overkill psyop
>>545221284it's only a coincidence since he never had anything to do with uma but still hilarious, hopefully grub can get good material too instead of the same homo and dyke garbage that has been infesting the game for years
>>545221680Uhhh your ult got buffed Fukubro...
>>545221708not until her island alt bwo
Is the stat priority now, speed > guts > wit > power?
>control-F "agenda">0 resultsWhy is Cygames like this?
>>545221680You need green bond to enable dates
>>545221454No it’s not, nimble nav wasn’t buffed enough to make her better than Taiki or SMaru
I looked away for like an hour or two, what the FUCK did I miss?!
uummmmmmmmmm bros? I thought great nigger meant that you win instantly?
>>545221708*jobs*
>>545221480Idk bwo I have multiple 9* gw parents and like 5 8*, I'd rather go with the 90% chance to get it from inspirations than having to slot in a mediocre 0lb power card in every deck for eternity.
So what's the agenda now?
https://kick.com/b01doghosmelbourne cup starting nowfield of 28, 3200m
>>545221118this is too adorable
>>545221660So I've gone from handicapping my late surger just for a gambling skill to handicapping my front runner just for a consistency skill, what else is new
Sell me on guts and why it's not a 300 dumpstat anymore
I guess I can now just borrow a Falcon card for parent runs instead of having to use Air Groove and pray she gives me groundwork or that inspirations from other parents process during said run.
>>545221786Announcement of HUGE changesalso some third world nigger unironically sperging out and posting illegal content so be glad you missed that one
You lot told me she didn't stand a chance because of no accels. I wanted to get into B and once again she fucks my life up
>>545221796>gaslight sim
>>545221786The meta will now be the wild west, sloptuber content is now destroyed
>>545221858>field of 28holy fuck, what a waste of time
Since the other heal skills are getting better, is Creek less needed now?
Melbourne Cup starting now. If you're a burger who bet on Bill Mott's horse based on his morning line odds, I feel bad for you.
>>545221858thanks bwo
>>545221869
>>545221770for stats: speed > wit > guts > power > staminafor training: speed > guts > wit > stamina > power
>>545221689>Late makes her ult fire more reliablySuppose that might explain that. I did notice that my garbage Brian's tend to perform pretty well in random shit like this tho, it's odd. I should put more effort into her, learn how to play this shit properly.>Those cardsGot all of those, but alas not MLB lmao. Thanks for the advice, anon!
>>545221782CopeTriumphant Pulse and Corner Accel are in Oguri kit too
>>545221708Why does she dresses like a prostitute?
>>545221869Guts affects last spurt speed now
>>545221934This will separate the parrot content creators from the actual theorycrafters.
>>545221771Dia sex
>>545221680Nah, you'll just get these showing up out of nowhere.
>>545221858Nice website
>>545221858Thank fucking god, all the youtube streams sucked dick.
CM5 is now the wild west and independent thinkers will finally have their day over guidesloppers, surely you are going to flex your creative muscles and start locking in for CM5?
>>545221359It depends on CM by CM basis. This time it's better on pace. On late you usually proc it too early. On pace you proc red shift shooting, catch up to the front in 2nd place that couldn't activate angling, proc your unique, then zoom.
>>545221868well since we understand uma is an rng game I think we're good here
>>545221941You're going to face unkillable Grass Wonders (MMO version) and you're going to like it
>>545221858>28Brocked city.
I'm genuinely so lost.Give me a fucking rundown.Whats good now
>>545221512that's for you to decide brochachoIf you were qualified in round 2 I'd have told you to just spam aoharu for a better smaru, because even at A/a if you can get 1200/x/1000 or something it'll beat out S niggers, but you are not even passing round 1. If you REALLY want to win you can probably crack stam pots for a better stink nature and rework golshi while hoping for good smaru borrows, cause I don't know if you have any other good ace horses
>>545222102No I'm just gonna gaslight you instead bro... you don't want that
So what's the guts gaslight threshold?
>>545222102no one knows. it's all wild west now
>>545221337Taiki is blonde but ok
>>545215693yippee taishin
>>545222102Smart Falcon
>Uma is more casual friendly now because the meta is a mystery box until we get caught up now
>>545220872At least it does give Outer Swell. I've gotten Slick Surge from the URA Finals before during a hard mode run but I'm sure that was purely random
>>545220142>jewishbased, I'm safealso because the pics were deleted before I updated the thread
>>545221786https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
>>545215813>>545215923>>545215945>>545216012>>545216018>>545216265>>545216410WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS I WAS ONLY GONE A DAY
>>545222102There is no rundown. Whole new world baby.
taishin isn't even good stop using her you losers
>zoomers are shitting their pants they can't be spoonfed anymore
>>545218924How do you use it properly? What setup is needed? just by existing?
>guide makers in shambles>global is full of retards with no guide to follow right now and CANNOT readIT'S FREE FOR ALL BABYPOST YFW
>>545222240end of service
UPDATED CM5 GUIDE:TRIPLE FRONT EDITIONNow with these changes instead of running a late gambler you have to run a front gambler.Suzuka+S.Maru will be your front duo, groundwork on both and A&S on both of course.And then your front gambler that I was previously going to use as a regular front, Daiwa Scarlet. Get nimble navigator and Killer Tunes on her. Wait, did I say triple front? Is double front and Dasca Pacer.>but muh oguri as in peak Oguri is bad on this track because she can't use her ult, she will be good for the next CM not this one.>what about guts cardsdon't
>>545222201too bad casuals quit already kek
>>545221660falco has both stam and power bonus and low spec to roam and a lot of greens thoughbeitI used her on my 75% wr smaru
>>545222102DELETE, REMOVE ALL GUIDES BOOKMARKEDJUST USE GUTS CARDS NOWSTART BUILDING SUZUKA
>>545216431sauce
>>545221689seconding late brian, the ult hits way more often that way. she's quite similar to symboli rudolf imo, but i get much better results with brian
>>545221869it only says speed in the patch notes but guts also increases accel during the final spurt and decreses stamina consumption, so you can go 300 stamina 900 guts for short or mile and be perfectly fine. it becomes the third most important stat after speed and wit
Let me guess, these changes were supposed to happen at 1yr anniversary or something, and now that they got pushed up people are freaking out and everything posted before is a major gaslight?Good. I hope the next scenario is America and it comes to global on the same day as everyone else.
>>545222102It’s suzuka game now thanks to super front runner mode
>>545222298SUKUZA NEEDS 1200/1200/-/-/- NOW
>>545222086try blocking this horse
YADA! I don't care how good front runners become, I'm never making another one after S.Maru put me through the goddamn blender! I HATE this position! I'm never making another one ever again!
>>545221284if Cygames has any kind of integrity they pay Ueda with gold, the woman has carried the whole franchise since the start
Did someone say Wild West?
>>545222114i mean, i have a decent roster of umas. I just want to get to group a out of round 1. im wondering if i should try to make my current s.maru or natie better, or just drop one and pick up a new ace. my golshi was 20/55/75 for her rates in CM while my maru was 15/35/50
>>545222102Taishin is still meta
I'M THINKING?!
>>545222281>roaming>no training effectivenesswaow
>>545222102The only thing we know for sure is summer maruzensky pullers got rug pulled
These balance changes are making me insanely horny right now it's crazy.
>>545222069No worries, after the last three cancerous CMs featuring the actual Cancer cup, I just decided to run my horse wife alongside two of her friends. I'm free from this hell champions meeting hell.
feeling pretty good about the suzuka star unlock we farmed from the legends races, bros
>>545222375Having a solved gacha is bad for business.
>>545222396nope >>545221796
>>545222276What if I don’t have Suzuka
>>545221906you basically have a soft accel skill with that power + turf Sand your raw speed is very much unmatched
>>545222001>likeanon how do you think gyarus get money for their clothes and hobbies?
>>545222252But I love her
>>545216279Suzukafag reporting in
>>545222234that's a long fucking list, does this mean a bunch of shit skills are now worth using?
>big niger economy>there's literally only 1 availableSo everyone who doesn't have her just gets fucked?
>>545222463ARE YOU READY
>>545222240See my post right above yoursThey moved up a lot of changes and they're coming on the 11th>umas getting their uniques buffed>cards getting buffed>skills getting buffed>guts reworked>super Front Runner addedGametora should have the changes listed if you change the setting to JP
>>545222276You forgot about Taiki bro
>>545222442Dude's running the race three times over out there.
BROS I don't even know what kind of run I want to do anymore, my TP bar is slowly filling up...
>>545222542Then you cope with the pope! I dont fuckking have her either
>>545221858Based land legend*places second last*
>>545222557But all Tracen students are good girls...
>>545222458NIGGA YOU NOW HAVE FREE GROUNDWORK
>>545222557anon thats not a gyaru...
>>545222652you do a 1m maruzensky run
>>545222636just debuff her and she dies on aoharu statlines
suzuka deserved to get buffed, she wasn't strong enough for how much the other characters worship her. some umas are simply born to be better than your oshi
>>545222162Its funny how two of Suzus closest friends in-game are polar opposites of her personality in different ways
>>545221858>bignige>dead on last 600m
>>545222512That's fine. I never was going to be pulling on anything except my favorite horses
>>545222652just do parent runs on good uniques. same as you would have.
>>545222201I wonder if this was part of their reasoning. They're accelerating this type of QoL/fix but not, e.g. multi-spins for the events, so it's clearly not just a blanket 'give them some benefits earlier so they don't quit'.
>>545222542In that case Run Dasca front with S.Maru and a late gambler.>what if I don't have S.Marulol enjoy 3rd place in A finals I guess>>545222641SFV is not good enough for the track, the curve is like 15 minutes before last straight, her accel will be done before it becomes useful.
>>545222692YADA! I DON'T CARE!
Is this good now?
>>545222694yes she is
>>545221743Fag angels are one of the reasons I drifted form grub.
>>545222375global will only get some free shit if breeder's cup becomes the next scenario in JP, it coming out at the same time will break the game in half forever
>0/5>0/5>1/5>2/5Lads I am cooked arent I
>>545222692fuck, I have 0 dupes...
>no suzuka>no s maruzenskyThis is where I die
>Gaslight doc is even more worthless
Thank you Jamie.Thank you Half Yours.
>>545218924But S Maru has that skill too though right?
Will we still have CM track foresight or do we need to plan green skills with only 3 days?
When do speed sparks start increasing the speed stat cap?
Sex with Belno
>>545222625Basically. In particular navigation skills are much better because they now improve your uma's passing ability, and skills that recover endurance late race are no longer Brick City
Is /uma/ club danchou here
people keep expecting cygames to not give a fuck and then being surprised when they do. i get the cynicism but i've been convinced of how much they care since global launched with such a high effort translation. that kind of quality doesn't happen on accident. they're in this for the long haul
>>545222787anon i think you should look into what a gyaru actually is if you think gold shitty is one
>don't have Suzuka>don't have TaikiI only have summer hag, who do I run besides her
>>545222786yeah best horse, run it in the CM
>>545222694>the umas in the official gal song aren't galsogeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
So are pace chasers unviable now?
>>545222846did something change
>>545222902What do you need?
>>545222692What do you mean? I just got here.
>/uma/ still only focusing on suckzukaheh, yall aren't ready.
pretty sure big nigger is a gaslight. suzuka is better off running as a normal front with her buffed ult
Where can i find a picture of Taiki shuttles butt though
>>545222805Don't do it, there's still another movie to go.
>>545222868smaru will never proc angling with all the big niges around
>>545222476I'd say rework golshiher and ogurin are the easiest umas to make. I run a decently kitted out smaru so idk if it'd work, but I's say even just capping speed and then rounding them out with enough stam + the right accels (red shift, then pump on golshi and sfv on ogurin, don't skimp out on it) should do well enough. Before you buy "performance" skills, try to plug in the gaslight sim and see which one is worth most.. For instance, you'd want [style/distance] corners/straights more than professor of curvature because they're dirt cheap at relatively similar velocity efficiency
HOLY FUCK GUYS READ THIS SHITREAD THIS SHIT NOW
>>545222797hope you weren't a fan of Olivia anon, they made her a dyke too last month
>>545222846I hate this fucking picture and I HATE Stink Nature
>>545222769SFV got buffed too retardbro
uma stan meta hell be upon ye
>>545222913I think I trust Cygames more than some fuck nugget in /uma/.
>Due to the difficulty of actually training great niggers, great niggers were only seen in open leagueLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder of Great Escape can fuck over Sleeping Lion.
>>545222907100 yen has been deposited into your account
Is it worth it to run Urara on URA already or is it better to just wait three days for Aoharu Hai
>>545223002What does that even mean? English, motherfucker.
>>545222883Belno bad girl sex and forced paizuri.
>>545223062>/uma/ can't even build a basic groundwork uma and expects to crank out big nigersL O L
>>545222962lol enjoy training that moody bitch
>>545223062japs are ultra casual shitters, who cares what happened 4 years ago?
Sleeper hit from the notes:>Adjusted the probability of training failure when max energy is increasedNow you're no longer being fucked in the ass by what's supposed to be a benefit, and one that shows up on a few of the good cards you're probably gonna end up using at some point.
>>545222786Find out November 11th!
>>545223062>the gaslight begins
FUCK YES I'M SO FUCKING HARD
>>545223106>durr I can't read
AGNES DIGITAL IS A MUST PULL NOW
>>545222692Smart Falco supremacyOh is this the update that fixes her pot 5
>>545223030I will never forgive the japanese.
>>545223062Don't they need a ridiculous amount of stamina to work?
i'm going to miss my hangouts with tazuna...
>>545223034She does not stink
>>545222962>Reddit Tachyon
>>545223204can't believe digital of all umas lmao
>>545223160Good. I'm going to be slightly less annoyed at Brian for always draining my energy and increasing the max for no reason
>>545223160The real sleeper hit is this, how come nobody is mentioning the best part of this update?
>>545222692>still has to deal with maru affinity>still has to deal with greens>still has to deal with statlines (you need both power and wit, can't skimp on either)>still needs S distance or the ogurins eat you up
RiceGODS
I just settled down after getting firehosed by cygenerous dumping a cm, new outfits, new updates, and new paypiggy feed all at once that I just noticed the new SSR Suzuka they're handing out is StamI've been crutching on someone else's Seiun Sky for this CM, so I feel this might be good welfare
>>545223062Japs were literally retarded at building shit, did you forget that everyone and their mother trained up a Smart Falcon for CM3?
>>545223062>Need fuckloads of stam to not die on the track>A significant amount of /uma/ is probably going to skip Rikolmaooooooo
>>545222907sorry to break it to you but theyre just competent at hiring good translators. Grub doesn't even have a 'true' english version (like global is for uma) but its quite good. it's more likely that global has far exceeded their expectations so someone with a brain at the company was like 'yo get some neighahs on making this better instead of a skele crew'
>>545223062JP didn't become competitive until the VBourbon XOguri era, their advice isn't important until then
>>545222957NTA but with how fast the previous thread was going hope you were able to see my post >>545210523
>>545223096If you're making her for CM or TT, then yeah just wait.
>>545223327because JP has like 50
>>545223024alright. i've made a ton of oguris before so it's not a new idea to me. debating on either running her (and replacing smaru? maybe?) or going all in on golshi and running grass and natie for debuffers. either way I may have to begin picrel again
So why doesnt El Condor pasa get any buffs?Her unique is really bad.
>>545223327>he still needs borrows...bro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1VhmX_aCc
>>545223204explain why please anon-kun. just the uma stan gold? is the buff really that life-changing?
>>545223341My child bride is good now!
how do we make a good eishin flash
>>545223204Good. She’s a descendant of Secretariat for fuck’s sake. Also, Yuri is love
>>545223201>50 retards calling Suzuka a nigger requires no context or explanation
>>545223364It dies even with 1200 stam on medium tracks anyway, and probably on mile tracks too
>>545222805it's time to retire as a big league trainer and just help your horses win scenarios anon....
>>545223280>Crystal Cafe
>>545223327I was busy checking which of my favorite umas got buffed..
This fixes Fuji’s ult right
>>545223481kek
This new free Suzuka card actually became one of the best options for the next Long CM
>>545223327because its not real?
>3rd career with brian>1st was a loss in hard mode>2nd barely cleared hard mode>3rd won easy mode>achievement: reach the good ending with 22 traineesWhat? I thought only the hotsprings were the true ending?
>>545223150Nigga half this thread spends their entire day bitching and crying about groundwork, you can't take the hardcore gaymer high ground here.
https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/info_detail?id=100040&p=4WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
So not only is she the love of my life, but she'll be top-tier now as well?
>>545222782Updated
>reddit tachyon>tumblr cafe
>Matikanefukukitaru's ult buffedSo is she meta yet?
>night owl on my first rest in careerRELEASE THE UPDATE NOW!!!!
>>545223481did you ever watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency subbed?
>>545223327It's been 4 months anon, everyone already has their own parents. >groundworkborrow smart falcon card
So early lead counts as an activator for Groundwork now right?
>Mile Maven and Shooting for Victory got buffed Taiki is literally her tier in JP now for miles
>>545223649No I did not.
Anyone know if theres a really good time to farm monies coming up in the future? I don't mean the balance patch coming up I mean like events and stuff where we can farm races for money or other ways. The past few events didnt give much.
>>545223197herro anon are you whoring our your umacel idol
>>545223760Makes me so happy, I can't wait to use her in the next CM
guts, wits or power sparks now the meta?
>SFV "buff">4 seconds increased to 5 seconds>position requirement changed from 3-5 to 3-4You call this a buff? This is just more position gambling for minimal boost
>>545223617Everyone is meta now, except for Teio.
Calm down calm down everyone relax
if they're fixing competitive spirit can they just delete maverick
>>545223461A good Eishin Flash will come to you if she loves you
>>545223760how does mile maven get tweaked?
>>545223684>Just borrow Kita bwo>Just borrow Creek bwo>Just borrow Riko bwo>Just borrow Falco bwo
>>545223617Well..........................
>>545223356I've suffered in CM1 and 2 because my stam deck fucking sucked. Current CM is slightly better now, but I'm really glad they are handing me a good stam card to use
>>545223867Based. Someone post one of those coffee/tea pics to celebrate
>>545223861now it activates on the later half of the final corner, she's going to destroy miles, but its bricked for mediums
>>545223929Should’ve rerolled for MLB Kita
>>545222782>>545222782>>545222782
>>545223785Transfer events gave you 21k every three days, how the fuck do you not have money?
>>545223929if you're still borrowing creek and kita you definitely shouldn't be making front
>>545223929I have all of them :3
>>545223878no, get heart attacks and die!
>>545223861>final corner later halfRETARDGOD
why are you guys hyping up Falcon SSR I checked and she doesn't have groundwork in her events
>jp umalator says oonige suzuka needs 500 stam 500 guts to finish CM5Shan't be falling for stamina gaslight: the re-rerun
>>545223895die mutterseelenallein und das weltschmerz...
>>545223341Can't wait for witGOD meltdown
>>545223937Well what...?
>>545224119*brings a debuffer
>>545223760I honestly don't like this. I ran her last mile CM alongside my Daiwa (because of their big breasts) and now everyone is going to call me a metanigger because I use her even though I was trying to have fun being unshackled from meta shit. I HATE IT!
>>545224110Not yet you fool. Wait for the update
>>545222640>super Front Runner addedWHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
>>545224227..........Nevermind.
>learn new information>cannot comprehend it >only comprehend groundwork>how do i make this about groundworkyoutubers save me please im crying
When is Manhattan Cafe? December?
>>545221430Does Cafe's sweat taste like coffee?
>>545224461should be way easier since you don't have to fish it out of Air Groove
wtf bros why did then kill the thread it's not even the cp one
manhattan cafe acts like one of the child characters, it makes tachyeon seem creepier
>DELETEDOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>new thread went so fast that it got deleted
I HAVE THE POWER TO SPARK
WTF DISCRIMINATIONMODS HATE GREAT NIGE
A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE THREAD
>Taishin blew up the last threadOH NO NO NO BROS
>The great suzuka thread accident>ran so fast it broke it legs>mods had to euthanize
>>545224010>DeadWhy, jannie
What happened to the bread?
>only 1 new thread>acceptable, on-topic picture>deleted anywaysjannies hate us???
Janny are you ok?
/uma/ is too powerful...
the absolute state of global btw
>>545224818We went too fast and broke our legs
so the new goal is to spark for taiki shuttle in the megabanner right? and skip vbourbon
I have 30k+ carats thanks to CyGENEROUS and because I didn't roll for the hag. Are you jealous, metafags?
wait what just happened someone said we're getting QoL fixes early?
>>545224780MAYACHI NO
THE JUICETHEY DID IT AGAINTHE FUCKING BROWNTOIDS
>>545224303it's a (green) skill that makes your front runner accelerate even harder than before at the cost of guzzling way more stamina, a few fronts can learn it but as of now on global, only Suzuka can learn
>>545224871>miss perfect loses her composure once off the beaten path>coolest to ever do it is chill, in the zone, soaking up the chaos
MY UMATUBER E-GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE'S GONNA CUT HERSELF DUE TO CYJEWS SHIFTING THE METAMY QUEEN WILL NOT BE HURT THIS WAY!
>>545224871That's my horse (cow) Daiwa!
So the handful of MLB guts cards clogging up my storage are going to be good now?
>>545224413im sipping on your tearsim dining right nowfine dining rn
>>545224886check the channel, any channel... but for real check the news and open up the one below the maintenance announcement, gives a brief overview of all things they're changing.
>>545224882but i have mlb kitasan, hag, special needs, seiun sky and 30k carats as f2p thoughbeit?
>>545224939>coolest to ever do it is chillShe's dead, deceased, expired, dude...
>>545224882I have 60k+ because German tits came so soon
WHAT DOES HER NEW UNIQUE DO?WHAT'S THE EFFECT????
Guys, did you know Riko also gave guts bonuses?
>>545224882I also have 30k carats but I have a summer hag too.
>>545225014>look at me i keep highrolling xDcool story bro
so is guts good to actually level now or what
>guts rework>qol and other changeslink them I wanna see them
Was Guts reworked already?I started training a Ryan after a while of not playing due to family issues and I don't know how much Guts I should be training. She looks like a Power Guts uma.
>>545225043If you get blocked mid race, her unique will give you even more speed
Operation Wind in their hair is go.Repeat: Operation Wind in their hair is go.
If you don't run your oshi after this, you're an absolute faggot btw>b-but *meta horse* is my oshiStop being a lying faggot
Okay yeah nice rework and all thatBut how about the bingo?Can I roll all my coins at the same time for bingo price wheels now?Real question here.
>>545225040I'd cum so soon, in her fat German tits.
>>545225089>affects last spurt speedYes
>falcon and daiwa scarlet buffed to activate their unique on 2nd place what the shit
>>545225026The eternal chill...
>>545224882I have 56k and summer hag.
where the fuck is the next thread
>>545225079t. retard
Lock in.
>>545225184>Falcochads won with her card and her ult
>>545225234Deleted
>>545225234the only baker got banned
>>545225245link?
>>545225135next weekfor now we're ambivalentposting about the changes
>>545225245LINK IT
>>545224886Guts meta early, supoka balance early (why everyone's talking about groundwork), bad condition heal QoL early, max energy fix early, navigation fixed, tons of skills tweaked and improved, multiple mechanics added to races so positioning is more dynamic, great escape strategy (ultra-frontrunner powerup) added, a bunch of ults improved (e.g. Fuku gets acceleration in addition to speed)we're fully off the map, read the announcement
The Blockushin era is overnow we have Super Blockzuka
NBROS HOLD ME
>>545225162This is also true
>>545225237>hehe i got seiun sky in 10 rolls that means i'm smartwhatever helps you sleep at night
https://poal.me/enmydqhttps://poal.me/enmydqhttps://poal.me/enmydq
>literally no mention of Suzuka buffam i getting trolled
Someone give me one of your falcosMine needs to consume it
Be grateful and say her fucking name
>>545225152what even is a meta horse anymorewe just ball
Alexa, play GREAT ESCAPE by Boys Like Girlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGPgxoIPY6Q
Wait wtf, with the Taiki Shuttle unique change we can actually play Pace on CM5
What the fuck did I just woke up to? I feel like I am missing some context? Is it happening?
not sure what the other bread had, but i copied the same opbread>>545225491>>545225491>>545225491
>rolled the Teio banner last week>OMG UR BRICKING URSELF KILL YOURSELF UR SO STUPID MY FAVOURITE E-CELEB TOLD ME UR STOOPID>update>OMG TEIO IS SO GOOD I NEED HER NOW PLEASE POST UID I NEED MLB NOW NOW NOW MLB NOW
Shiraoki-sama... Grant me strength...
>>545225505>Is it happening?unironically yeswhatever you think it is, it is happening
>>545225372You too? Hella based.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1o7cQRpRM0_YkmipvLzqRFn8opygabi_QycWm55pyPa8/edit
>>545225396>big niger>ult works anytime in the middle half
>>545225505END OF SERVICE! CYGAMES WILL NUKE YOUR UMA IN A WEEK!
>>545225518Nobody says this, the teio card is never good
>>545225380sloptubers will be finemuch to my dismay
>>545225482It pissed me off that the MIGHTIEST MILER hasn't been a top choice in the mile CMs so far
>>545225518>OMG UR BRICKING URSELF KILL YOURSELF UR SO STUPID MY FAVOURITE E-CELEB TOLD ME UR STOOPIDthis is still true btw
>>545225421inferior umacel idolcurren chang forebver
>>545225396
>>545225421We're in the age of Curren-chan now
>>545225094Open your game and read
>>545225149Kill all whales.
>>545225234I think they confined us to this one because we aren't at image limit yet? rude>>545225380>I've been stockpiling guts cards the whole timeunironically yes. I didn't look online for advice early on and MLB'd/full-level'd a bunch of guts cards before learning the stat was basically useless >>545225396Suzuka is (IIRC) the only uma that we currently have that can take advantage of the 'Runaway' aptitude skill, which makes her pure gold
>>545225549here it is, the only google doc worth following for now, sankyuu
>>545225734Soulful team, rooting for you
>>545225245Doesn't that make it harder to activate competitive spirit in 18 gates?
>>545216856>>545217121>>545216569I don't have falco card
>>545225518Maybe next year you can try to gamble with Rushing Gale on the Sprint CM. Protip: still bad
>sixth place>iron doesn't pumpAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>545225869>6th place>no pump>move to 5th>no red shiftjust happened to me
>>545225549Spechud is a good parent nowI repeatSPE IS A GOOD PARENT NOW
>>545226051>Now
>>545221997my rental apartment's intercom sounds exactly like the one in this video. Does Japan only have one doorbell sound?
>>545222917bakushin, seiun, mayano, falcon
>>545217234This is a game where Christmas Oguri beats Christmas Oguri
>>545216426Say it with me now GOLSHI GAYM
>>545222805How many Finale movies left?
>>545226170I need to cum inside of her
>>545221220>I have literally never once seen Vodka's ult proc effectively
>>545223985
I have a stam 3* and a power 3* and both are smart falcon, best girl
>>545216632The running style specific buffs don't need FoV. They hit anywhere on the track. That's how.>>545216593They're not going to fuck you
>>545218469Digitan LOVE
>>545224258Quit being a faggot. Run those BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES without shame.
