Previous: >>545259918>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
Teio!
DEATH TO TEIO
finally did it bros
So, which umamusume analyst should i follow now that people cant just use AI to translate japanese guides?
Boy threadBoy generalBoy GAME
I'd rather be told to get fucked or go fuck myself rather than "this will serve as future guide for victory" at this point tbqhThat shit is disingenuous as fuck
POST BIG NIGERS
>oh wow a lot of our players just put 30k into the banner for summer maruzensky>haha let’s give all non front runners a busted globally useful acceleration skill that they get for free in the next scenario>oh let’s also release a running style that’s guaranteed to block front runners >oh and front runners require 1.5x the stamina now because they are constantly dueling for position, and they need 3 extra skills to be viable when they were already the highest to buildbless this fucking game. i put my full trust in cygames. of course we should punish oinkers for rolling on a meta horse after flexing her. the rug pull is here. i hope all oinkers will think twice before posting
>>545279395witGAWD
You can stop pretending to like Suzuka now.
>>545279342SHUT UP I WANTED RAISU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1VhmX_aCc>Three ooniges>The three just gassed out during last spurtKek. Next cm is going to be fun regardless
Every day until you like it
>>545279372>this POVGod I wish that were me
Hydration?
>marked
>blockushin is a wasted slot bro>blockushin is just a cope bro>now everyone is glorifying big nigger Suzuka for being a blockerHilarious.
>>545279453who is the witgod...
Ever since I went from open leagues to graded, I feel like the angry Teio poster.Fucking whaleniggers get the rope.
DANCHOD*SCORDERS ARE STEALING OUR FRESH MEATKILL THE FLATLINERS DANCHODANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so can i finally upgrade Teio's potential levels now
>>545279404
>>545279395Your own brain
>summer spe's unique heals 0.55>super creek's heals 0.75is she glue? did i brick my account levelling up her potential?
>>545279556the japanese that was already using the buffed versions of the skills in his guides anyways
>>545279459nah i never pretended to like her even though i have her since the beginning
At least this useless whore can still farm fans
>>545279473OGURI CAP (as in PEAK) at it again. Though honestly it's more like having the worst speed and accel mult in the mid-race and late-race makes them very prone to overtakes by actual properly built non-meme umas.
I just felt like posting her, yeppers!
Got anime Teio from the free pullsPost Teio images, I'm a Teioposter now
Cute!
so does the new mile maven for Taiki work for pace or will I still be forced to make her a front runner in order to use it?
>>545279654So long as her swimsuit doesn't get censored, I can't really be mad.
Teioposters are getting too cocky.
>was totally burnt out from the last CM>took a hiatus from the game>suddenly Leo>scramble to get something together>getting fucked in the ass>lose hope>remember I have this Taishin for TT>low stam but fuck it who cares>she fucking sweeps yesterday>realize her stats are actually pretty goodBwos I can get away with just this right? I don’t have to go back to the rng mines again right bwos?
so when exactly is GIRLS' LEGEND U used in the game?
>>545279640S.Spe is still missing her unique's buff which makes her great sadly. We have to be patient.
The Teio and Ticketzo shitposts are not funny anymore.
>>545279702
>>545279404Oji-san thread Oji-san general Oji-san GAME
>>545279595being her trainer must be funny
>>545279416what's the new running style?
>>545279265I will only be pulling for boymusume in the future, as they are the cutest
Digitan LOVE
This tsun...AAA mooouuu....
>>545279610i dont play this game to think
Haha yes the summer hag is totally obsolete now don’t even bother running her she’s totally a brick now. No, they didn’t buff her kit at all or anything like that, so you don’t have anything to worry about haha
>>5452796541 million fans is worth somewhere between 2 and 3 carats
>>545279679
I want mommy! I want milk! I want to be held! I want to be comforted!
I love seeing this
>>545279654How do you hit a million?When throwing together a bunch of fan cards, I get like 800k
>>545279416the original if anyone missed it last thread:>oh wow a lot of our players just put 30k into the banner for summer maruzensky>haha let’s give all non front runners a busted globally useful acceleration skill that they get for free in the next scenario>oh let’s also release a running style that’s guaranteed to block front runners>oh and front runners require 1.5x the stamina now because they are constantly dueling for position, and they need 3 extra skills to be viable when they were already the highest to buildfuck this shitty game. ill never trust cygames again. of course they would hard nerf front runners after the most popular one releases. the rug pull is here. i quit, im refunding everything through my bank. fuck you cygames, eat shit and die.
>>545279778i still laugh at ticketzo since he is trying to improve, but the teio poster are not funny anymore, like i looked at this shit and i still laughed my ass off
>>545279702She will get her time (you still have to farm sparks though).
Buddy...
>>545279839big nig literally obsoletes all fronts. the front win condition is proccing angling and scheming which is now impossible because the big nig will always be first.
>>545279265what did she mean by this?
>>545279814pay pigging
>>545279404her outfit is os ridicoulously cute and cooli wish i were a girl to do umamusume cosplays
>>545279795based
>”Make sure to grab these general skills for your front runner too!”>ramp upWhat?
>>545279982Yes, totally anon haha don’t even bother running the summer hag you don’t have to worry about her at all kek
>>545279679Say less
Are we still pulling for xoguri or not
>>545279890Maybe I have a better deck? I just wait until the first inspiration and then I just race every turn, if my Speed is a bit too low I'll rest and train it on the beach.
Why is this 45 year old woman allowed to larp as a schoolgirl and attend Tracen?
I wanna see JP players (real JP players like witgod, not pretentious westoids) reaction to global's update
>>545279746I don't kno
>>545279679welcome to the club
>>545279795Fact check: TRUEI am going to pump stego full of my goo!
>>545279795why didn't roppei tell oguri that american umas like to roughhouse on the track
>>545280065>xoguri STILL in A-tier on the JP serverWhat do you think?
So fronts no longer rely on groundwork to win?
>>545279881I've never seen this and I've played since launch
>>545279778I like the Ticketzo cause they are in character and the edits are a surprise but the Teio is just the same stuff and reeks of jealous SEAfags
>>545280197lollmao
>>545280065Yeppers. Pace Chasers gets buffed harder.
>>545279404You are under arrest for possession of bokumanko
>>545280065No, don't pull for XOguri, she's worthless now. Nobody should pull for XOguri.
>>545280078Hags do it better
>>545280197Dumb mcween poster.
>>545279746>medium S Turf S>enough power to not die on the uphill>decent wit and gutsenjoy your B finals win bwo, thats literally all you need. you might get cucked by no speedcap tho
>>545279904>>545279416The actual funniest rug pull they could do would be giving global evo skills at 1st anni instead of 2nd anni, because then Christmas Oguri will be meta for literally 1 CM on global
>>545279795I dress like that on the turf...
So, is Urara's Day Off card now meta?
>>545280023i will make you cheval grand
>>545279778The Tickezo poster has the laziest danchode, it's funny.
Got Mejiro from the guraranteed paid pull, is she good?She does look good though.
>>545279778DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i tire of this certain stupid face
>>545280037Her titties WILL bounce freely in Virgo and there's nothing Cygames will do to stop me. Whether she wins is another story.
>>545280291It's only chevachi and Taishin, who are the other ones? Don't say Ryan
>>545280065Why pull when you can save and grab her with the ticket like 2-4 weeks later
>>545280097It should be a good reception, after the 1st anniversary changes a lot of umas become more viable (which is fun, you still had to deal with xoguri cancer and v.bourbon later), so not having those meta chars yet and making a lot of umas across the board good is nicejust take a look at the current cm right now, its so boring nature oguri smaru, or golshi nature oguri, etc, its almost the same 3 umas in all matches, umamusume before 1st anni is a very boring game
>Make a 1200 speed 800 power Bakushin in career>Clear the URA Finale no problem>Half anniversary requires 2 lengths to satisfy the win condition>Can't get better than max speedThere's going to be some trick or gimmick to this isn't there?
>>545279982>big nig literally obsoletes all frontsThis isn’t even true in current JP and it’s not gonna be true here either. In fact, most of the meta fronts aren’t even big nigs. You guys are vastly overestimating how strong and especially consistent ooniges are, not to mention how much of a pain in the ass they are to even build
>>545280065Didn't you see the video posted on this thread? Regular Oguri is the meta one
>opponents have SmellyMaru>skip race
>>545280373make it happen cygames
>>545280197Fronts get more skills to make groundworks reliable, that’s the big change other than Suzuka getting buffed. Also you need higher guts so your Front gets in front.
>>545280484Which Mejiro?!?!?
so what happened to clover
>>545280543>Why pull when you can save and grab her with the ticket like 2-4 weeks laterit's 2 months
stealing Oguri's foods!
>>545280268You can't convince me she doesn't write tons of Uma x trainer erotica under a penname
te amo me danchinho jajaja
>brooooo fronts are dead>other servers still using regular nigers even after big niger was introduced
>>545280654Purple hair.
>>545280565You also need to win by 3 lengths
When is>Fine MotionWhen is>Twin TurboWhen is>Ikonus Dictus When is>Sweep ToshoWhen is>Air ShakurWhen is>MatikannetannhauserWhen is>Shinko WindyWhen is>Kawakami PrincessWhen is>Ines FujinWhen is >Tamamo CrossWhen is >Manhattan CafeWhen is>Marvelous SundayWhen is >Bamboo MemoryWhen is>Daitaku HeliosWhen is >Yaeno MutekiYeah thats about all the Umas I am waiting forWHEN
You're pretty good.
>>545280565Do it on longer races where your max speed has more time and distance to get you farther ahead.
paid ssr....
My uma will absolutely NOT let me use protectionwith her what do I do?
>>545280373if this happens it will be very funny, make it happen cygames
/Uma/ Club has one spot left for an active toreina-san in search of a top 100 club!This is probably the last call for toreinas as we have a few invites out to those unlucky enough to not find a club but that maybe are playing only at 'A' or so activity.>>545277390It's not too late at all. Still within the first week of the month so it's fine, and if you're doing S-rank numbers I can just cancel one of the informal invites sent out to save your spot. Let me know your ID and if you can't get a kick and will be on cooldown.
>>545280565I distance'd with 1000 speed air gruv skill issue
>>545280567literally who cares about japan? they're all salaraymen who play like 1 run a day while on the train to their 12 hour office job. global has proven to be much more competitive than japan and third worlders are willing to grind their asses off for the perfect meta build.
so what exactly does this update change in regards to how I train my girls?
>>545280809Don't worry bro she will get Spurt so you can farm spurt parents!
>>545280497Not me>>545280097Keep an eye on umamusume.net, they archive umamusume threads from 2ch (I think?) and they occasionally post about global news over there
>>545279569And then Winning Ticket started bleeding hyper realistic blood from her eyes.
>>545280880You will now intentionally press guts training
>>545280779Is it easier with Sprint/Mile/Long URAs or is there a luck factor where you just hope Happy Meek kneecaps 2nd place for you?
>I should just do fan runs>almost make a better ace than the ones for cm4
>>545280809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJmXeod0RE
>>545280880It makes runs less RNG. Lower debuffs, higher support event rates.
these are my best honses
I will SURELY get something good out of this
>>545280852You guys recruited too many shitters so you won't hit S+ this month anyway, just accept some random faggot that requested to join
Is that useable? I've never really used WIT sparks if I'm honest.
>>545280873>global has proven to be much more competitive than japan and third worlders are willing to grind their asses off for the perfect meta build.You are mistaking us having information vs no information.Globalkeks are still pansies compared to JP and KR. Just look at the S.Marus that you see in the 1st round of this CM. People can't even build Groundworks properly with the green skills when skills like Firm Conditions and Right Handed are easy to get.
This month I will roll an SSR.
Start a family!
>>545280873LolLmao
>>545281159woe, air shakur be upon ye
>ALL THE DOGSHIT SKILLSAre you kidding me
98% of the playerbase can't even make a single Nige you can't expect Oonige to be viable
>>545280967Why? What does guts even do? What is the new power ranking of stats?Wit = Guts > Stamina > Power = Speed ?
I love 17 year old girls
>>545281076>people rolled for summer maru when they become useless in the next patch...
>>545281239you bought those
>>545280809saved by the horse banner, somehow got not 1 but 2 new horses!!
>>545281115That's because they are casual retards, Japan had casual retards too but our casual retards have just enough meta knowledge to know what to build without knowing how to build.
Explain to me Suzuka's buff. I have her 4*. And what about makween? She's 5*.
>>545280880The era of Guts maxing begins now. Tazuna will be vindicated, repent now before it's too late
>>545281159i did not get a SSR
>>545281291Guts gives you a speed boost when fighting for a position now early and late race.
I DONT FUCKING GET IT M8OTHERS HAVE PASAS THAT USE THEIR UNIQUE SKILLMINE NEVER DOESI DONT GET IT
>>545281281They think a well built nige can't easily overtake a dying oonige before paces and lates
Two borrow runs burned on triple infirmary night owls. Starting to think I actually fucking hate this game.
Who are the biggest losers? SMaru rollers or SSR Naishu rollers?
>>545281281So if I make an oonige it's an auto win button like SMaru now?
>>545281095It was just okay
>>545281419You're not american enough.
>>545281114stacy's not really useful as a parent and it's not like you have super desirable white sparks. pink turf is cool but for the most part you want distances on your parent and maybe turf on one of the grandparents. use it as a grandparent if the compatibility is right, i guess?
>>545280978Medium/LongGoldshipI just did it by accident because I was making a long9* parent for urara lmao
Will we be able to build a powerful oonigger Suzuka after the patch in Aoharu?Or do we have to wait for more powerful cards and scenarios to show up to be able to hit the ideal stats?
>>545281471Biwa enjoyers
>>545281424>nige overtakes dying oonige in the final straightOkay, now what?
ahemFront Runner, not nigeRunaway Runner, not oonige
>>545281507Alright thanks, guess glue factory it is.
Is she good? I was planning to spark in the allspark banner but since I'd spark NY opera anyway I might as well spark this banner in the first place if both rateups are good. Or I can simply just get greedy and double spark the megabanner for a million umas
>>545281471SSR NN is the biggest loser by far, people are overreacting to oonige and SMaru even got buffed. On Your Left! in the other hand lost a lot of prestige now that there is a lot of other good acceleration skills, she's still a good card just not as unique.
>>545280784Helloooo? Uncle? Old maaaan? You're supposed to tell me when they arrive.
>>545281630Biwa is perfect and she just got more perfect!
Nige is our word, but you can use Niga.
What the fuck is oonige?
>>545281471Isn’t Neicha still good for MANT?
Tell me she's not useless
>>545281635Runaway into a noose you stupid pedant
>>545281565the plan seems to be waiting for a better scenario
>>545281471Smaru’s entire kit literally got buffed yet you still have retards here downplaying it saying she’s shit while overhyping ooniges kek
everyone always asks "what is oonige?" but never "how's oonige?"
>>545281632>final straightMore like final corner lmaooo
>>545281419Plancha needs her to have a 30% stamina reserve so she can climb up the ring's top rope
>>545281471SMaru rollers used 200 pulls at most, unless they are whales that wanted MLB. Nature rollers wasted 200 pulls at least
>>545281759...she's not useless
>>545281740大逃げ, which means big nig
>>545281724Case in point, Biwa gets no love and they use every chance they can get to talk about how perfect she is but deny posting her good breasts. Pretty shameful honestly
>>545281740learn to read nigger
>>545281740Runaway runner in Grass Wonder speak
>>545281759She's not useless
There should be a guaranteed SSR banner every day during half anniversary so I can spend these fucking carats and only be mildly disappointed
>>545281829Fatass
>>545281471Scamcha pullers >>545281759
>>545281471Haru cleaters.
>>545281862>>545281890I don't know which one of these images piss me off more.
wage came in, time to buy paid banners
>>545281740it means emperor runaway
Which uma is most likely to support Dick Cheney?
>>545281691It's not oonige. Maru is worse because everything else got buffed. Maru was a great uma fighting against shit great now she's a great uma fighting against great umas.It's a big indirect nerf.
>>545281862>>545281890How do we combine these two images?
>Snake I've heard that the recent changes have turned all your meta slaving irrelevant, but as the old Chinese proverb says "The wise man mourns their favorite umas when meta changes, the foolish one their carats" your enjoyment of the game shouldn't be limited to how much currency you have snake, I hope you complete this CM!
>>545281986My neko, if images are making you upset, perhaps it's time to touch some grass.
>>545282042Post result
>>545281749Indeed she does have 15 race bonus, but so does welfare Marvelous Sunday that we're getting before MANT drops. The thing is, 60k for a MANT bonus card is insane now that On Your Left is barely desirable and we don't know if WIT cards will be usable on Guts meta.
>>545281801It's not necessarily that ooniges are gonna win, but they're gonna be blocking front runners from A&S every time, no?
>>545280065I'm skipping her banner and sparking her on the god banner
>>54528209295% of SEAnigger zoomers here never played MGS so what you're trying to satirize falls upon deaf ears.
Wtf, bros do I roll on the paid 10 special or are these just a meme to waste my dollarydoos?
I hate Nice Nature so much
>>545282085SMaru is still going to be the best especially for CM5, on other distances she won't be as big of a difference as before though for sure.
I reincarnated as a global umamusume player but the future has changed
>>545282270NTA im not a SEAnigger but i should play? if yes i was personally thinking on try the 3 or 4, but what do you think
>>545280565I did it first try with Taiki
If you fielded a Doto / Opera O team how many people that race against you would realize what they were looking at?
>>545280594Oguri when I don't give her lunch
>>545282371I'm not sure if she will be better than Taiki but I'm running double front with Maru and Taiki
I rolled Smaru cause she’s hot. She’s not even in my CM team.
>>545282096I'm not your neko nige.
>>545282386You start chronologically bro
>>545281095Surely
>>545280131Oguri is cursed to have SHIT trainers
>>545282175ok, im going
>>545282223Not every time, no. It’s not gonna be as consistent as people think especially depending on what other people bring
>>545280383It’s the best guts card until 2027.
>using stickers of yourselfKinda cringe Creek
That time when we were still figuring shit out before CM1 was honestly when the game was the most fun for me. I'm glad it's coming back
>>545282270I do it because I feel happy when typing these shitposts, its therapeutic>>5452823861 Is janky and has some hard moments, might be a little hard if you bum rush everything2 Is much harder and is a little eerie3 Is easier than 1 and 2 IMO, its simple to pick up and has some exploration added to it if that's your cup of tea4 is more of a movie than an actual game and has like 3 good chapters lol
>>545282616>he bought?
>>545282569Dotofags... embarrassing.
>>545282617I think there’s gonna be a ton of Suzukas that die late race cause of the increased stamina requirement
Don't listen to her Snake. Doesn't it make you angry? Doesn't it make you upset? We did so much work to get out Groundworks and Cygames just throws it in to that Dumb Falcon card. We spent our hard earned money on the Nice Nature card a week ago and now with these changes she's worse. Silence Suzuka? We never even had her banner!We toreinas have been used up and discarded like trash. There is no longer a heaven for us. We should rise up and join a different game. An outer gacha heaven.
>>545282515what skills are you going to run on Taiki?
>>545282641i make draw my own reaction images so i can use them when i want dont tell me its cringe ...
>>545282386>I'm not a SEAnigger but [atrocious attempts at English]
>>545282641I unironically use stickers of myself
>>545281508Yaaay, time to torment my long runners~
>>545282617>can't even stay consistently ahead until the final spurt startsJust how bad is this racing style?
>>545282649I'm excited about that but I'm more happy about half the skills in the game not being dead in the water
>>545282756>>545282859CRINGE
>>545282739I read this in Master MillerLiquid's voice, good one
I officially now have 2 sparks to spend... And another spark if I'm willing to clear the 7500 packs. I can't wait bros
What are we going to do in Germany??
CARROTFUCKERSWE WON
>>545282967Kickstart the Fourth Reich
>>545282894At the end of the say it’s still RNG/gambling just like the rest of this game
If I do more fan runs, will danchou love me?
>>545282616deploy ze shakurs
>>545282967Honeymoon
>>545282773bro im from the other america which is not burgerland, im trying
>>545282967>go to Germany>only Arabian horses there
I saw this comment on Reddit discussing summer maru>guts increases speed during fights for positioning>globally useful gold acceleration skill for non front runners that is always available in the next scenario>front stamina requirements higher because of how fighting for first works>suzuka is getting a race strategy that maxes her target speed from the start of the race. think of it like a super front runner. probably not viable on global until MANT since it requires way too much stamina.>s. maru is also getting buffed for mile races specifically (speed eater and mile maven)>fronts harder to build now but higher ceiling. need taking the lead (or early lead), as well as dodging danger + one other early game navigation skill. dodging danger moves you out, other skill moves you back in. lane navigation now gives speed boost while doing it. this is in addition to groundwork, not replacing itis this all true? why would they nerf such a popular character right after her banner?
>8/8Grass Wonder>9/9Haru Urara>10/10Fine Motion>11/11Balance changesIM NOOOOOTICING
>>545282752I'm not sure yet desu, it's annoying cause I can't actually test anything out before the 11th. But pretty much all the buffed pace skills, dunno about the parents yet
>>545281698Only thing I'm telling you is when my dick arrives inside Ines' womb.
>>545282967Meet her parents, duh
>>545283151That horse looks ill.
>>545279746the quality of opponent in this CM is literally in the gutter and it's also round 1.will your taishit win A-finals? absolutely fucking not kek. will it get to A-finals? eh, maybe but probably not.build an oguri with red-shift+shooting and you'll be fine.
when does aoharu release?
Stop posting smug Oguri's
>>545283167>I read something retarded in reddit>chat is this realThat's the website that needs youtubers to sponfeed them. You're retarded for reading reddit.
>>545282684then you think i can play outside of chronological order, or be like the other anon and start from the first? i can go through hard moments but if the second is hard as you talk maybe i'll be overwhelmed
>>545282929I would NEVER let my mom down like that.
>>545282175>>545282690>>545283093money well spentnow im on a listhey atleast it wasnt dupes
>>545282967The kidnappings will only get worse
guys I accidentally entered the Open league instead of Graded for CM and it's literally HARDER to win here than it is against all the whale horses what the fuck
What's the new accel skill in aoharu?
>>545283167>I saw this comment on RedditThink for yourself for once and also go fucking back
>>545283292>illITS FINEST ARABIAN GENETICS YOU WOULDNT GET IT YOU RACIST CHUD ALL HORSES ARE BEAUTIFUL #NOHORSEISILLEGAL
So if I manage to build a proper Suzuka my expectation when running her should be:>Nobody else is using her so its an auto win>Oh hey, she managed to block SMaru>Her and the other Suzuka screwed each other, time for Taiki/Oguri/Pace to be the hero?
>>545283405shakur evaded
>>545282569why
>>545279839>anon lashes out as sunk-cost is kicking in>b-but they buffed some of her kit bro!literally every single front dies as long as a blockzuka is in-play. you do not understand.
>>545283426Power/Guts ignition from reaching S rank in those stats (not S rank of the uma, but of the team). But you only get the ignition of the first stat you get S as, so most likely it's gonna be speed...
>>545283426It's just No Stopping Me, but we are getting JP's buff to it on the 11th which removes the blocked requirement
I keep seeing Taiki is apparently S tier now but earlier I saw an image that looked like it said that her unique got nerf'd so what's making her S-tier now? I know mile maven is getting buffed so that helps
Dickpick became a metapick
>>545283327Only if you have another meltie
>>545280668gasline explosion, no survivors...
>zero preparation for this CM>just selected two of my Taurus girls and a random Doto because she's cuteez game
>>545283167>on redditstopped reading thereyou're a niggergo watch your faovurite twitch streamer e-celeb vlogger vtuber and stop posting
>>545283327
>decide to finally win the Teio Sho>Urara gets to B Medium on the first inspiration>goes up to fucking S on the second inspiration>gets blocked and diesYeah, that's it, go get fucked game. I'll just continue missing one G1 trophy until I get a horse that can run it normally
>>545283339You could but you will need to read between the lines for some references, you should play MGS3 first personally, its easier to follow than the rest
Figure I should post it here too: I did some math on the new spot struggle mechanic for regular front runners. This is assuming a 1200 guts front runner with no great escape in the race competing with another front runner on a 2000m race. Maximum duration of spot struggle is about 11 seconds but will vary.base front runner hp consumption during a 2000m race mid leg: 18.688(repeating) per secondbase front runner hp consumption during a 2000m race mid leg while under a wit speed increase: 21.98 per secondfront runner hp consumption during spot struggle: 27.503 per secondfront runner hp consumption during spot struggle while under a wit speed increase: 32.295 per second
>>545283475Nobody knows since nobody can test, it's all gaslighting and speculation until the 11th
>>545283697will do that, thanks bro
>>545283195I'm about parents, have no idea since all of them don't look that impressive. El Condor Pasa? Oguri? Brian?
>>545283701Can you compare it to getting rushed? That's probably the easiest comparison
>>545283431I looked up arabian horses, either the online examples are genetic freaks that look fine or this is just one particularly ugly specimen.
Three Kitasan!?
Sorry for making some of you guys spend 60k for a mediocre WIT card by downplaying Riko. Spending 15k on her banner doesn't sound so bad now.
>>545283719nothing is going to change because we still need to hit speed limit on 1200 and you cant really slot a guts card in anywhere with the usual suspects of kitasan and super creek being mandatory slot ins + riko and tazuna
I'm only doing one run a day for dailies until Aoharu
>>545283151S M A S H E DLAMMED
I have a confession guys.I am from reddit.
The acceleration is too much for me bros...
>>545283695lol
>>545283184>12/12EOS
>>545283631her unique has more duration and it will start later on the corner, so less likely it'll get wasted. I think the positioning is a bit more strict, so she can't be as far back and still trigger it.
Here's your sparks bro
>>545283560No, it is you who doesn’t understand how ooniges work and how that’s not even gonna be a consistent scenario every time. Also once again underestimating how good the mile maven and speed eater buffs is retarded too. Fronts still get used all the time post oonige and you think the entire style is just gonna be permacucked and dead going forward here kek?
>>545283978Please stop reminding me that Smart Falcon (Parade) exists
>>545280565play a late surger like rudolph and its very easy.racing style gives larger bonuses to speed in last spurt the further back you start
>>545283906No, whales that can reach speed/power faster and dedicate some time to guts training will win even more now. So there's some difference.
>>545283826there is a trend in the breeders for some reason to breed extremer facial features into the horses for some reason like they want to recreate the pug in horse formyeah most arabian horses are fine but man some angles really dont do these horses any favour
>>545283807I suppose the numbers are somewhat comparable yes. You're basically forced to become rushed for 5-10 seconds about 15% of the way into the race. Notably if you actually become rushed during this your stamina consumption triples and you basically just lose the race instantly.
can we please start a taiki downplaying campaign so people don’t realize she’s triple S tier for Virgo
>>545283631S tier only on Mile.
Its over for Taiki>>545284171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pL-r6jkxA0
>>545284171please do, so I can feel more special for liking her
>>545284171How am I supposed to downplay this when it makes me get up?
>>545283631S-tier in mile. While the order is nerfed, the ult activation timing also changed from final corner to 2nd half so its even better than Angling for Hanshin. The ult isn't good inherited, its just for her. She doesn't need another inherited ult and all her innates are buffed so she's super easy to make an ace.
>>545283774I don't think parents are gonna be that important desu, lots of skills are better now so it's gonna be harder to buy inherit uniques. I've heard people say Brian is supposed to be good but I don't have Brian anyway
>mfw I have a four star taiki from all the dupes I got of her
>>545284065nyo
>>545284138ugly, just breed more of him
>>545284321Its less about skill farming and more about aptitude and uniques WHICH IS A GOOD THING BY THE WAY.
>>545283631>taiki unique changed to be nerfed on most tracks but the change works out on hanshinmixed feelings
me?i'm waiting for witGOD to make his video for all I need to know
>>545284171Taiki's gone man...I'll be at the next cm...
I think I have played enough for today.6 Doto careers where I'm now calling her a bitch whore out loud every time she rests and gets 30 stam back.
>>545284138God, It just isn't right.
>>545283906I got max Power and Speed with Vodka in CM3 even though I had the useless Winning Ticket Guts for On Your Left. And that's without Riko boosting Stamina, people will be able to pump up their Guts.
>>545284323me too lmao
>>545284293Get up how?>>545284540When that happens a bunch in a row you need to take a break
I need some spoon feeding. So who should my parent be for pace chasers now? I need Uma Stan as well? Does Biwa benefit from these buffs...
>>545280873>global has proven to be much more competitive than japanlollmao evenThe moment room matches got introduced in JP, f2p stopped being able to compete until scenario stat bloat happened and everyone had easy access to capped speed, power and wit. Which is why they increased the stat caps.
>>545284323I chose her as my 3 star and got a few dupes along the way.not enough statues to bring her to 5 star just yet, spent too many
this erotic horse is trying to seduce me
You are not immune to Ines propaganda.
>>545284504He's busy making guides for the new JP scenario. I doubt he'd do an emergency guide vid until JP is wrapped up.
>>545284676in a lot of ways
>>545284756I unironically was using her guts card for CM3
Assuming that nobody will be able to build a Suzuka that can actually survive a race, what's the best loadout? SMaru/either Falco or Seiun/Taiki?
>>545284138>you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about
Do you have to proper papers to be posting here, umas?
>>545284676>>545284293why is taiki the only merican stereotype horse that's cute, later merican umas I've seen are cringe
>>545284875Talk again in English you dumb Tickezo poster.
i do not care about resultsi only queue up to see the cute animations of my three girls
I'm kinda mad there is no real punk / alternative Uma.Like Air Shakur is literally the most punk Uma and she is a fucking math dork.We got like 30 different top models of royal bloodlines and all that shit but not a single girl thats into alternative youth styles.
>Taiki is now S tier>Because Taiki's ult got more restrictive???????????????????
>>545284854For CM6? Taki and Mayano.
>>545284980
>>545285062goofy my chemical romance ass...
>>545284980Pokke's kinda punk, she's rough around the edges and was in a street gang before joining Tracen
>>545282739kekSadly no mei ling AI voice that sounds good for this :(https://litter.catbox.moe/r2x02xd0ncowe7a2.mp3
I'm the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, which Uma is for me?
>>545285062WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOY
>>545284896I hope Forever Young is a westaboo
>>545285025>>545284320
>>545285025Remember Cancer Cup, where ults that activated at the start of the final corner activated too early, which is why you couldn't bring red shift on fronts and paces?
>>545284896Early americans based, later americans cringe
>>545282223Double big nigers can't even reliably block strong normal nigers like V.Bourbon or Kita Blanco, a single big niger is a niger buff if anything since it's a better niger companion.
>>545285025the activation condition change prevents it from being entirely wasted during the mid leg for virgo.
well I won 4, time to finish the TACHYON KOIKATSU smol comic
>there's an Uma named No ReasonOk how much would it take to breed, sponsor, and race a horse named Literally Who just so it can get in the game for the sake of a joke?
>>545284980>but not a single girl thats into alternative youth styles.daitaku helios is literally a glitter-snorting zoomer alt girl she's just also fucking retarded and her style is bright and colorful instead of being goth, she's like the 2020s nip equivalent of scene chicks in the 2000s but with even more brain damage
>"ines propaganda">erased or downplayed freckles
>>545284896bubble gum fellows, kinda
>>545284980don't call her a dork...
>>545285025>extremely strong for herself>nerfed for anyone inheriting
>>545285216I mean, get actual American horses in, or at least as NPCs like in L'Arc.
>>545283695>SOMEHOW manages to throw URA Semis (got 3rd, 3rd and 8th)>give me a sprint spark instead of dirt (I need a dirt spark parent)fuck this fucking game
Which umas want to CANONICALLY have interracial sex (Uma + NINGEN) with Toreina (me)?
>>545285025taiki got better as an ace but worse as a parentin other words oshi gamers WON and cringe metafaggots LOST
>>545283934This but even after Aoharu releases. Carry me danCHUD
>>545285538all of them
So if there are two big nigs in same race it's mutually assured destruction for both of them? Doesn't seem that effective.
>>545285505Anon I've been meaning to ask, do you have a gallery of all of these? I wanted to look through and see which umas he's done.
>>545284980Punk really wasnt that big in japan unless you're into girls whose entire torsos and arms are covered in tattoos
>>545284824Fine. Good, even.
>>545285538Mayano Top Gun
>>545285641https://bbs.animanch.com/board/363092/https://bbs.animanch.com/board/368898/https://bbs.animanch.com/board/1045523/I only have these links
I've been running these 3 because I wanted to end the cycle of abuse and not throw rocks with nice nature. It mostly went well, but SMaru was like 80% of my wins and Grass Wonder basically never did anything despite the ratings difference. What'd I do wrong with her? Topgun also won more often than Grass Wonder did.
>>545285538It's literally the only way more umas are born so all of them, there are no male umas.
symboli kris s is the coolest american horse with one of the best songs/voices but we wont get her for like 2 years or something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk4PiqNtu0k&list=RDGk4PiqNtu0k&sshe also follows in the taiki shuttle tradition of just pulling out a fucking gun on the track, instead of a revolver she whips out a sniper rifle and shoots your uma in the head
>>545285769Thank ya!
>>545285465Sierra Leone will show up with Forever Young in the BC scenario
>>545285656anon your visual kei>but visual kei isnt punkits adapted punk
>>545285791Double Front is just that powerful right now, that's why I'm running a blocker.
>>545284980Dictus striker is also pretty punk-y same with Espoir city
>>545285791>722 powerThat's your killer. The only time Grass Wonder might have a chance is when Pump procs.
>>545285831Maaan I want her now. I love this autistic beauty
>>545285657Why can't americans be real?
>>545285610omg tsurumaru hiiiiii!
>>545285885They need to. Their rivalry is kino and you can’t tell Ebayan’s story at all without Sierra Leone
>>545285909Wait till you find out that Oonige + double nige is a meta team
>>545285831>instead of a revolver she whips out a sniper rifle and shoots your uma in the headidk enough about the IRL horse but I assume the "Hitman" theme she's got is related to it, she also says "Mission accomplished" in english when winning a G1 and her song references being a hitman, maybe its like Rice Shower being an "assassin" because she'd come out of nowhere and beat people during record races.She's also in the "retired after winning the arima kinen as her last race" club for maximum anime protagonist status
>>545285538Her.
>>545286138
I want to do guts training with Anus Fujin.
>>545280784uma.moe/timelineSweep in 6 months Sunday in 15 months Helios in 12 months Cafe in 1 month Tannhauser in 5 months (I think). Go check the rest yourself.
>>545285325>also fucking retardedh-hey don't talk about my daughter that way
I'm American
This is why Henry is one of the few umatubers that is actually good.
>>545285626
>>545285656>>545285906If this were 10 years ago maybe we could've gotten a jiraikei uma.
>>545285538>Which umas want to CANONICALLY have interracial sex (Uma + NINGEN) with Toreina (me)?Every single Uma has a human father. Tracen is a matchmaking service for umas as much as it is a racing school
>>545286070They'd be too powerful.
>>545285831And she like burgers! Literally the perfect uma!
>>545286468ok henry
https://www.ifhaonline.org/default.asp?section=Resources&area=5Forever Young enters the list of permanently protected names.
>>545286468Don't care, still only watching witGAWD
>Wake up>Missed 4-5 threadsWe're moving so fast again...
Does this whole update mean that Rice shower can be trained now? since her skill gets buffed and she has that guts 20% and what not
>>545285769L-lewd...
>>545286468don't care, waiting for witGOD
post something cute
Is there a technically adept anon that can extract the new voice lines from the new stickers?all the files in AppData are esoteric shit to me and I wouldn't even know where to start
>>545286928
Finally an umatoober i can agree with
Choose.
hishi amazon love
>>545285325>>545286390Sex with retarded zoomer HeliosMarriage with Palmer
>>545286765The update only drops after this cm.
>>545286468That video is good considering 90% other sloptubers who just reads off the patch note
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUt2Aglhl1ALook at how innocent and peaceful Doto is. He has no idea the entire meta for global has imploded. Poor guy is gonna freak out when he finds out
>>545286985big words for someone 15 lenghts behind my pace chaser
>>545279265sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>545283464I don't like milk
>>545286765>her skill gets buffedhardly, but at least it works now
>>545286928>>545287058
>>545287004Domestic terrorism with Golshi
>>545286468Yeah, some sloptuber pretending he totally had a guide coming but [other sloptuber] got there first so he's not gonna release his is totally good. The less they post the better.
>>545287024well yeah, but I mean after that, she's the only uma I have never been able to make work as a proper ace
>>545286637>No Happy MeekBros we still have a shot!
Who has the most visually impactful ult that isn't Angling? Pasa? I dont care if it's actually good, I just want it to FEEL like they're using their ultimate power.
>>545287058I'm sure he'd be happy for his friend
>can finally drop mcqueen SSR for suzuka SSR>forgot i can't use my suzuka with her as support
>>545287179Did you see the patch notes? They're changing Grass Wonder's bloomers size and her butt can fit into them now.
>>545287286
>>545281698My dick is arriving in your pussy in two days
Oh, ice cream! Ice cream! It's so fine!An ice cream plushie?! It shall be mine!The crane goes chomp, chomp! It swings but doesn't crumble!Have all the coins we fed it made it big with sturdy muscles?The super strong, invincible, ice cream. Yay!Don't squeeze your ice cream, don't be a fool,But plushies can be cuddled 'cause they're soft and so cool!(Don't lick them though! That's the golden rule!)Every ice cream's tasty, that's understood,Strawberry or orange, melon or grape.Either way, it's all so good, good, good..."Hehe, now I really want some ice cream! Let's go get some! "
>Homestetch buffed>Straightaway adept buffed>Unique buffedYeah, it's her time to shine.
Why did Cygames do this?
>>545286947That's a common file organization pattern. They use the fist 2 letters of the hash of the file and bin it in the folder for quicker delivery. Popularized initially by the iPod. Can you just filter for mp3 files and play all of them?
>>545287415Urara is my hecking daughterino and I want to cherish and protect her.
>>545287341It's a stealth fix, Grass had them remove that line from the patch notes
>>545287286I always think Gold Ship's is pretty cool whenever she does it then she starts slowly creeping up to the front
>>545287424More like it's her time to shine Teio's shoes
>>545287209You're going to make Dantsu cry.
It's over
>all guides say 900stam+ with golden blues to survive 2200m>consistently seeing umas with less than 600 stam and a few white recoveries making top 1-3I'm starting to think all JP vets are fucking retarded
>>545287367>>545287493I'm a Rudolf enjoyer, but I've never really felt her ult gave an aggressive push. It's not like Vittoria where Pasa just fucking LAUNCHES out into the lead.
>>545287574>>545286985
>>545287341Damn, I can't believe Tracen decided to accommodate for Grass Wonder's massive rear.I will have to change my ritual post on the 11th.
>>545287151Cute Chrono!
>>545287571
>>545287574My Smaru that got me into A finals has 700 Stamina + 1 gold + 1 white. Even with debuffs she has yet to die before the race ends.
We need to GO FASTER. I demand weekly CM NOW
>>545279481I HATE it..But my penis loves it
Thanks for denying my application, fucking niggers.
>>545287602I meant Kris S. Its awesome
>>545287606I like the animation, but how aggressively does it affect her actual running in the race? If I just wanted an animation that felt like a racer powering up their racing powers, I'd go with Taishin.
>>545287743
>>545287286The later innate skills are way cooler. Of the batch right now:Maruzen channels the power of a lamboHishiAma goes super saiyan and breaks a boulderand of course Taiki who SHOOTS THE COMPETITION
>>545287879You can do way better than being a janny.
nature
>>545287286She literally breaks the speed of lighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLtxAie1V0c
>>545286602But that's not a burger. It's a purse shaped like a burger that no one was buying and got put into the bargain bin.
>>545287459there are no mp3 fileseverything is encrypted or something
>>545287286>Who has the most visually impactful ult that isn't Angling?symboli kris s literally pulls out a giant purple magic sniper rifle and shoots your uma in the fucking head https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h4nwRTU1VFEIDK why this fucking uma has a straight up Fate/ noble phantasm but its definitely one of the more noticeable ults
Just watched some Cinderella Gray episodes. Are they actually running in half marathon length tracks? There is no way 2400m Japan Cup race would take this long.
>>545287286ENTER
>>545287574>he fell for itremember to always go 200 stam/1 gold below the "recommended" value
>doing cm4 ace tests against 6 bots>this mayano consistently goes 8thI legitimately don't understand how this happens. There's no way 6 little umachuds with 400spd are overtaking this and blocking her.
Why would he willingly choose to talk about the balance patch with that grifting piece of shit? He even shat on rednu for suggesting something only a stupid tourist would say last CM.Where is the integrity?
>>545287997>>545287981I WILL SPARK THESE TWO WHATEVER THE COST
>>545287981>60fpsCYGAMES SIC THIS MAN
>>545288002all sports anime are like this. 5 minutes takes 5 episodes.
>>545287950
>>545286585why is uma polygamy not a thing? yes normal males are out of the question, only certified torenas can handle umas
>>545287976Yeah, yeah, hope your danchou quits.
uhh, is this good?
Which Brian (late) should I run? Umalator says left is the best by lengths, despite the others having more accel and medium S
>>545288002The Kikuka Sho is 3000m long, you should know this.
>>545287995They're probably storing all the sound data in blocks then so they can just slurp up all the sounds they need in 1 read. I'm sure if you scour JP sites long enough someone's ripped the assets.
>>545288002
>>545287367My Pun-Ny wife
>>545284138Saudis never had good sense of beauty. Their clothings look like they got it from the laundry bin, and no amount of money can fix their taste. Also Doto is the cutest.
>>545288002I've never seen swinging maestro proc so many times in one race
Finally, a daily pull that got me something
>>545287981tachyonfrauds not like this
Can someone help me parse this? Does this mean that the target speed when activating a lane navigation skill is based on your power stat? And the acceleration you get from a lane change skill is always 0.2 * 1.5?
>>545288257>why is uma polygamy not a thing?why are you so sure it isn't? spicaman is literally a harem protagonist
>>545288397Spicaman is only for Hana
>>545288274Good parent card, check the skills
>>545288257All of my trainees rape me everyday
>>545287286https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jE610FvhocoStory Mode Grass Wonder has the coolest ult animation, I wish they replaced the default one with this.
>>545288260Go outside. Get out of your head. Pursue something worthwhile. Enjoy life. Don't be bitter.
>>545288295
>>545288257Not many umas want to share.Even with people as close as Dia and Kita, the former would hog her trainer to herself
>>545288448Thats not my bro!
>>545287574Don’t question it. They over estimate on purpose so they get into finals.
>>545288274All her skills are great for parent farming
>>545288449t. Hana
>>545288495That was a good animation, anon. Good pick.
>There is brown faggotball poster in this very threadScary that
Realistically, could survive?
>>545287574sure bro, come join my room and lets see how 600 stam survives
>>545287773>A finalsbro is living in the future
>>545288649I can take that
>>545288635My future wife..
>>545288278Left has stam + guts >= 1200 and 1 gold recovery so it'll consistently survive through debuff hell. If it were me I would have stopped at right as it'll USUALLY survive and it has the pump -> redshift -> shooting wombo combo.
>>545288487they take turns or just a gang bang?
>see uma eat huge plate>decide to order the largest portion as well>start dying abit after the halfway markHow do they do it?
>>545288257>why doesn't [ultra comeptitive species] want to share their matereally is a mystery, isn't it?
>>545287606>>545288649Based manga panels proved that he could and would. Toreina have a magical ability to survive the dead bullshit their umas do to them.
>>545288649https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nyyHBQxJb1E?feature=share
>>545288649She's going way faster than me, so the impact will just be like me hitting a wall, I'll be fine
>>545280373And this is why you skip xmax oguri and use the rape ticket on her
>>545288649You'd explode into giblets like it's Quake
>>545288805have you tried developing stronger stomach acids
>>545287997There gets to be so many comically edgy ult animations as the game goes on.
these gyarus... WHY CAN'T THEY SPEAK NORMALLY
>>545288880I want that
>>545288649If she cares about you, you'll be fine.
are accel ults better than velocity ults?
>>545287058How much was raised for his farm thus far? I'm assuming enough cash was dropped that they could even get a jacuzzi just for the horses there.
>>545288649>>545288984It's funny>>545289020DAMN YOU!
>>545288984fr fr
>>545287286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8joPs_UGvbgThis unique is aura farming deluxe.
>>545288649you will end like this
>>545288649The indomitable human spirit will win out
What are the benefits of guts maxing in the new patch?
>>545288984she's the nip equivalent of zoomer brain rot meme speak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOgA4NaadPclike she actually says "vibes" in english mid sentence
I feel the autistic urge to read all uma stories and categorize them in MSPaint
>>545288984Do you have the other Helios snapshots? I swear I saw one of her talking about 'vibe checks'
>Literally all guides got wiped out and no one fucking knows what will actually work since this is a completely new meta situation.lmao
I urgently require an uma wife
>>545288984It's cute
>>545289195
What if they break the release pattern for umas?Like introducing an American Uma for both servers at the same time
>>545289263That's a good thing for waifu fags
Last Spurt speed also uses guts [Assuming everything else was equal]at 400 guts, you have 21.36387at 750 guts, you have 21.42635at 1200 guts, you have 21.49105
I haven't been paying attention, have we diverted from the JP timeline? Is global different now?
Groundwork AND tail held high ...
>>545289263Seriru reigns supreme.
I've never gotten any ult animation despite having them set for Long. Should I do something else?Will they not trigger if I skip to the last third of the race even if that's when the skill activates?
>>545289349>slight fuzzPerfection. Thanks, anon.
>>545289263Good, if anything they should also change the CMs and tell us the conditions just one week before it goes live
>>545289348Pure. Fucking. Chaos Control.
>>545288984bro that is literally elementary-tier zoomer speak. if you can't derive the meaning from context then you're cooked fr ong.
>>545288817Real life horses are a naturally competitive specie and are also harem based. With how friendly umas are to each other the only reason I'd see them get competitive is how many times they make their torenas splurt
>>545289263We're in untrodden territory. We are the icebreakers piercing the unknown frigid lands of the new meta.
>>545289319Weee~i!
>>545289432Hey, Guts spark is good now
>>545289223
>have to learn new mechanics>have to learn how to build new decks>have to rebuild my whole TT team>have to figure out CM on my ownthis is all just too stressful for me
>>545289263>look up an old jp guide>look up an old kr guidewow, so hard..
fuck you fat fucks
>>545289607>complaining about playing the gameYour umas deserve better
>>545289571>>545289602God Helios and Palmer are so cute.
>>545288984reminder helios is also one of the only umas you literally ride like a horse. during her story she puts you on her back and runs as fast as she can to cheer you up
>>545289654Those are based on metas with more umas and cards that we don't have. Ergo it is a new meta
>>545289607Just read nigga
>>545289476I unironically want to see this, global should throw more curveballs to keep us on our toes
>>545289263it's the wild west now, partner
>>545289654Which future new server will look up to global server...?
>Japanese version was like thatDidn't age well huh
>win a plushie for your uma>she shows you those bedroom eyes.Your response trainers?
The best thing about the new changes is that Oguri Cap (as in peak) gets a full energy refill in her FAT FUCK event
I almost have 50k friend points, should I buy an uncap haru right now or is there any reason to wait?
>>545289665what happened, Oguri gassed out?
>>545280373Do it cygames.
>>545289921Now, guts becomes relevant next week
>>545289793UmaLA
>Highlander is now a gambling skill
>>545289737>Let's you ride her back to cheer you upEASILY at least a top 10 Uma friend right there!
>>545289712I see Helios I wee~iI go about my day! (Back to playing vidya)
>>545289879>still sweaty during her new animationSome things never change.
>>545289665>reddit nature
>>545289195I love my incomprehensible daughter and her little airhorn noises.
>>545289263I actually think this is good. There is just too much misinformation about the game, so its better this way. I'm interested how the guts will affect the game mostly.
Why is Victoria La Plancha so clearly designed for a Front Runner but given to someone with shit Front Running?
>>545289879
EAT DUST HAGS
>Guts rework comes a year earlyGuys...My event Machitan SSR is only 2LBAm i bricked
Dirtfriends!
Bros...
>>545290145
>>545290145BRING EM HOME
>>545290140because it's pissingly trivial to increase pasa's front run aptitude
Is there like a tool that shows the matches overlapped races between parents for bonus affinity points?
>>545290259
>>545287286Dream Journey's skill is insaneGentildonna is literally a broly animationCopano's rickey's pretty goodboth narita Brian's ults are pretty goodMambo probably has the shittiest ult animation in the entire game lmao
>>545289879>>545290230>MY BRO and gyaru are dirty dirterUnexpected, but I take it.
>>545287286there should be a dedicated camera from this angle for every race
>>545289348I have a conspiracy theory that they are going to fast track all the balance changes from JP so they can release Ebayan on all servers at once.
>>545290298>bothering to bring gorillion frontrunner sparksYou are wasting spark slots that could have been turf or distance aptitude.
>>545288362>>545288362Really no one knows?
>>545288002>creek's ult heals 0.75 nowis there any reason to unlock swinging maestro at this point?
>>545289069she even manages to aura farm in her wedding ultthis woman is scary
>>545289654Thats the joke anonThis doesn't work, nothing in jp and kr applies to this server anymore.Even XOguri the most broken uma for years is not a must pull anymore because we have all the buffed skills and dueling and guts mechanics that didn't exist back when she was released.The game is now literally WAIFU simulator, you can play ANYTHING and it will probably work. Smaru, XOguri and VBourbon spam is no longer a thing
>>545289948Lead Oguri did gas out, she changes her running animation to the tired one just before the end
>>545290479Are you retarded
>>545290454meant for >>545288495
>>545290464That would make things interesting at least
>>545290464Holy kek that would be the roller coaster ride of ages but I’d be down to see the absolute chaos that would ensue
call it.
>>545289712I know nothing of Tap Dance City other than she's Helios's roommate. Wonder what she thinks of Helios and her constant partying.
>>545290607You're an American. That means you're as brown as the Mexicans.
>>545290509Long CMs
Dumb zoomerhttps://youtu.be/28tKpQCwcaY?t=93
>teio got buffedso what's the deal with this? are navigation skills better now? weren't they supposed to be newbie traps?
>>545290572>The game is now literally WAIFU simulatorCY-FUCKING-GENIUS! Unironically even, this is such a fantastic change up I love it!
These are my CM Umas, what did I do wrong?
>>545290607cope & sneethe
>>545287286Orfevre
>>545290196lmaoooooooooooooI hope you didn't cleat the Urara card like some people
Latte is German and means boner.
>>545290409The looks she gives, every time
>>545289265the legendary oyakodon
>>545290196My first A+ was a memerun which I can thank to Machitan
what does the guts rework even do?
>>545290775Navigation skills actually work now>Lane movement is no longer a meme>horizontal speed boost when lane changing is triggered
>>545290823While true Latte (Milchkaffee) is also an established term and perfectly understandable in context.Besides, "Latte" = Boner is more of a slang thing than anything else.
>>545289807How much for this Golshi, Cygames?
>>545289476The best part about all this is that nothing is guaranteed anymore. Not even Suzuka being SS tier. We THINK she will be meta, we THINK Cygames won't change future CM conditions, we THINK things will be, or will not be, tweaked in a certain way, but who knows really? We may soon start to get JP-syncronized patches with an entirely different rooster.I kneel, Cygames.
>>545290784too much stam and recoveryno capped speedneed more power to not die on the hills
why do I have to give 30 carrots to do my final Leo Cup entryI dont wanna give you the carrots bro, I need those
>>545290196>MLB speciality priority is 65aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>545290784I refuse to admit anyone from /uma/ doesn't know the bare minimum for this CM. My take is you're from Reddit trying to figure out in other places why your team sucks
>>545291036So capped speed, 600 stam and 800 power is better?
>>545290775Navigation is very good now. The duration is buffed and it affects passing ability.Alongside Uma's not being retarded anymore when choosing their lane. They are reliable and you can use navigation skills to never get brocked and slip through people.Taishin is unironically SSS+ tier. They deleted her only weakness.
>>545291164750 stam to be safe vs debuffers
I LOVE HEEEEEEEEEEEEBES
Helios is also a great onige?
>>545290983Halt die Fresse und lass mich Scheiße pfostieren.
>>545290784Not capping speed. But at least you can reuse these for future long CM- oh wait
>>545291160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUb0b8RF2HQ
>>545290784you fell for the 1000 stamina gaslight and you have too little poweralso stop training witlets, get at least 400
>>545287286Any animation where the ending shot is actually the character running. Suzuka, Oguri, Taishin, etc. The continuity it creates when it goes back to the race to show the uma running is great. Also good are animations where the character is still doing some sort of forward movement, like Bourbon and Curren.
>>545289807why is the comic relief character built like an absolute goddess?
What are the good PACE skills i need to parent farm for post-update?
>>545290607>AmericanYou're either a Mexican who can speak fluent English, a Mexican who can't speak fluent English, a bignige or a mutt.
>>545290607>>545290409Yes
>watch forever young win breeders cup>Watch the reaction of the ownerPretty sure guy was shitting himself seeing Fierceness begin to fucking SPEED through but couldnt catch up to Forever Young in time.
>>545291160I used this as a guide
there are germans among us
>>545291247Yes, one out of six.
>>545291347>Any animation where the ending shot is actually the character running. Suzuka, Oguri, Taishin, etc.I need to find a full list of these, because you're absolutely right.
>>545290572You are misinformed. XOguri was meta during MANT, which is when all these changes global is getting for Aoharu got introduced. She was meta BECAUSE of the changes (especially Non-Stop Girl buff), so she will be meta earlier in global.
>>545290956>guts is now not entirely an afterthought>training it gives power/speed tooso are power cards dead now?
>>545291389Ist that schlimm?
>acupuncturist before hopeful stakes>select charm>it somehow fails
>>545291358golshi is supposed to be a goofy character with a hidden mysterious side but i still haven't seen her act in a non-retarded way
>>545291261>>545291239Thank you friends :)
>>545291247Yes she’s still one of the best milers and the only other non meme oonige along with Ace’s alt
>>545291380>og brolyFinally, decent tastes
>>545291389Dummkopf.
what does the new guts actually DO?
>>545291495Power also gives stamina.
>>545291167>Witgod says Taishin is top tier end>/uma/ says he's wrong and Taishin is shit now they see, now they understand
>>545291256Ganz ruhig brauner, kein grund gleich so aggressive zu werden.
>>545291094does anybody know
>>545290976It guts.
...What if Speed+Power training bonus umas are the real winners of the early guts rework because guts' secondary training from mashing the guts button all the time will be that much stronger
>>545291358mejiro genes in action, don't forget she's mcqueen's granddaughter
what are the chances they also accelerate daily legend racesI NEED that shit
>>545291440>>545291580Well it's fitting form her character story at least
>>545290572Also all these changes cemented the front runner meta all the way until L'Arc where front runner support finally started drying up so you have no idea what you're even talking about.
>>545290572As hopeful as this post is and I appreciate the positivity, xoguri is still going to be a 2 year blight on the new meta.
>>545291358the more goofy and retarded the uma, the more powerful she is, ergo all the umas in this picture mog the dramatic uma bitches in the cast
>>545291167
>>545291615IT ALLOWS YOUR UMA TO PUSH PAST HER PHYSICAL LIMITS AND ACHIEVE A STATE OF HEIGHTENED SENSES COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS "THE ZONE"
Which buffs are more impactful on each distance?I'm faffing about with sprinters and was wondering about making king halo into a debuffer late surger for funsies
>>545291667win enough and you make more carats than you lose
>>545291380>>545291583it's over
>>545291750Assuming most people know how to build it. This CM shows how many people can’t even build a good Smaru
>>545291389an Aldi opened near me and now I understand the hype, I'll accept being kidnapped to the motherland by eishin flash in return
>>545291167My flat little boywife.
>>545291698It will drop with the unannounced spark reroll. Trust the plan.
>xmas oguri is no longer metaso this is the new gaslight? not believable enough imo
green woman won
>>545290509For those 3200m courses with rain and heavy conditions
>>545290409
>Falcorb gets groundwork>power Halo gets uma stanAny other big card winners?
>>545291923yeah her ass is STILL relevant in jp tier lists there's no way she's not metavb might be in the shitter though
>>545291540Her "mysterious" side is being godlike at races, shes a 6 G1 winner tied with Orfevre as the most succesful of the Gold Clan, Orfevre simply has more prestige because shes a triple crown winner.
Wait. Navigation was bad? I thought it was the thing that stopped a horse from getting boxed in/helped them pass umas
>>545291881Sell me on Aldi, I have one nearby opening soon. It's in the US, if quality depends on country
>>545291851
when do the adjustments go live?
If your name isn't King Halo or Hishi Amazon, congrats! You're viable! Oshi meta reigns supreme!
>>545292046Yeppers card with non stop girl
>>545292103he is not aware...
>>545290234Thank God for this holy shit I can finally use Creek.>>545291495Remember when the umas refuse to give you a rainbow and land on guts moments? When Mambo has a rainbow, it gives you a LOT of guts but also power and speed.
No front runner will ever be as based as Twin Turbo
>>545291923The biggest gaslight is fronts being dead despite Mayano Cat and Kitasan being meta in JP
>>545290572>Even XOguri the most broken uma for years is not a must pull anymore because we have all the buffed skillsI have seen a few umatubers peddling this, is this gaslighting or just wishful thinking?
>>545292098Nov 11th
>>54529209811.11the day cc shitters join urara and grass
>>545279640Summer spe buff is 2nd anniversary iirc, so 4-8 months for us with all this acceleration
>>545291861What did you expect, from an actual freak?
>>545292086cheap, pretty good quality, employees treated more like humans.
>>545291851>>545292095You're supposed to use the carats for an extra ticket to farm statues and monies and have fun watching races
>>545291580I know Twin Turbo is a massive meme because she actually debuffs herself at the end of a race (although I've heard she's occasionally a decent anti-meta uma), but why are the others memes?
>>545291876V.Bourbon fixes that with everything you need for fronts in her base kit, with the only disadvantage being you can't use her own wit cards, but you can use the Maru card instead (which S.Maru can't use). Then V.Ines comes a year later to fix both issues, along with Kita Blanco who is both a strong runner and has a core unique inherit for front runners.
TMO is growing on me...am I becoming a boyfaggot lover...?
>>545292086limited selection compared to large chain supermarkets but what they have is really good and way less overpriced. good bakery options as well (this will probably vary by location a lot). some german efficiency autism like needing to bring your own bags.
>Guts is key now>Getting brocked isn't a thing anymore>More endcloser skills availableSHE REIGNS SUPREME
>>545292389
>>545291635sure but it's not very good at it
>>545292201gaslight dancer, when we get evolved skills xoguri stops being number one, they made that entire new skill system to nerf her (give others a chance really), evolved skills are the pink ones you see in this post for example >>545292170what people are saying is that if they have us anni 1 early they could push evolved skills even sooner, so if they were to release early, then xoguri wouldn't be absloute top 1 anymore, but she would still be busted as hell since its not like we have all future umas sooner
>>545280373Yeah, funny that they rebalanced xoguri by literally rebalancing the rest of the game. We are definitely getting pink skills in 6 months or less and its going to be hilarious.
What's Manhattan Cafe's skills like? I want to pull her.
>>545292086Aldi's business model is selling high-quality groceries that you'd normally get from name brands but without the name branding (they source from the same producers), and they come with funny knock-off names too. So you get the best of both worlds - good, high-quality stuff at affordable prices to boot.
>>545291750But /uma/ told me front was now dead
>>545292389All will come to understand the light of her radiance sooner or later
>>545291931because they're used to attacks from the front, the boob umas likely leave their behinds poorly defended.This is an important weakness to keep in mind.
>>545292618Don't know if it's different elsewhere but Aldi veg is shit in the UK.
>Super Creek unique now heals even more stamina>Kikaku Sho sash farming has now gotten even worse
>>545292389I just think she's the funniest uma
>>545292142Bad for 4 months though due to aoharu whoring out that skill
>>545292772veg have been shit in every uk supermarket since covid
>>545292389she's just really funny
balance changes are nice and all but when do end closers get some support cards that don't fucking suck?
still waiting for witgod's guidance
>>545292897The best i can do is Uma Stan not being trash
GET FUCKING GOING YOU LAZY ASS STOP FLATLINING
>>545292750Which Uma has the weakest butthole?
>>545291464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH1k317R4eM&list=PLMe3zJFWYOGmcfSj8_Nc5dGX6KwI7p7GR&index=1just going from the current character listactual running:bakushinogurisuzukamaruzenskybiwataishinforward movement shots:tickezo (kinda)natie (lunge)vodka (lunge)golshi (lunge)rice (lunge)spe (lunge)bourbon (flying)anime mcqueen (flying)blue teio (jumping in the air at the camera)red teio (flying)curren (lunge/flying)hishiama (lunge)s. maru (riding dolphin)flash (sword lunge)
>>545291886too big
>>545292897you get summer golshi and uhhh maybe mr.cb and uhhhhh yea that's it lmao
>no fine motion until januaryhow the FUCK am i supposed to survive until then?
>>545292789Have you tried not sash farming
So are we getting Summer Goldshi already nerfed?
>>545292897>end closer support cardsLol
>>545292389tmo is sort of like Tokai Teio but without the arrogance and (supposedly) uses that boastful personality as a mask to hide that she's actually pretty frustrated
>>545293013Bakushin's ult with the cartoon footstep sounds was always funny to me
>queue up>opponents both have S(melly)maru>skip race
>>545293030
Too much chaos...I made plans
Learned about upcoming patch.>Guts rework>Nemesis - now works beyond the final corner>new event added>bad mood tweaked>increased stats from certain eventsTaishinbors, are we eating well? /our/ girl is even more powerful now.
>summer SpeweekNOOOOOOOOOOOOOAt least I got Nice Natures card though. And 2 Flash.
If Gentildonna is literally Broly, then who is Itachi?
>>545293013based. cheers lad.
holy cinema...
>>545293169Bakushin sure is cute...
>>545293038>>545293119>stuck using generalist cards on Gold Ship quite literally foreverthis game is SHIT
>>545293114Good question. Probably, eat shit goldtards
>>545292772My local Aldi is alright desu, and the quality of veg you can get at supermarkets has gone down the gutter lately so it's pretty comparable to what you can get from Tesco or Lidl.
Is there a document that outlines the winners and losers of the patch?
more like END LOSER
>>545292897Since when did Golshi need dedicated support cards?
I need more lewd Teios can you guys post more lewd Teios?
>>545293261is she and ojou too?
>>545293327Yeah it's LOSER = YOUand WINNER = ME
>>545292960He said Rice Shower would be really strong in CM5 if her gold skill was buffed, I've yet to see any sloptuber say this. Gets me curious honestly.
>>545293215how can anyone look at taishin and feel any form of sympathy, she is actively rude to everyone around her for no reason, especially tickezo
>>545292618>>545292273>>545292421>quality low prices off label by name brand producersIs it like trader Joe's but less hip
>>545293215She's gonna shoot off like a fucking rocket now.
>>545293215TAISHIN BROOOOOS LETS GOO
i'm already tired of seeing saggy hag ass in all of these races
>>545283695Just use El Condor, Maruzensky, or Oguri.
>>545293215>>545293474*rams herself right up the ass of the nearest uma*
>>545293390Higher, shes a yakuza leader.
Suzuka/Rice/GoldCityRate my next CM team (my favorites)
THE RAPED (ME)
>>545284438Cute smol Falco.
>>545292880>>545293296I'm lucky that I live rural and there are decent veg shops around where I live.
What deck did you use to build your dominators?
>>545290234Soulless
witgod is retardedthe patch notes didn't include track changes to hanshin, it's still all uphills
>>545292897Nothing. The first good end closer after your free Goldship is Mr. CB and she can't use her own wit card. Then it's nothing all the way until wit Sweep and wit Taishin. In terms of umas it's just Duramente, Win Variation (inherit) and Orfevre, also Durandal for short distance. But after Orfevre comes out you get lots of core end cards in quick succession, so if you save up for years you can probably MLB all of them.
can we really not see our umas race in the new outfits?
>>545290446>>545289879What does "Burei!" or whatever they're shouting mean?
when is the all sparks banner?
>>545293281This is a front/pace gamethe cucks in the back barely get anything at all
>>545293550*unblocks your path*
>>545293281>>545293038I-I like HishiAma..
>>545293648>sleeves you
>>545293648hello? human rights?
>>545292897Ummmmm your summer sweep bro? Just win the coin flip spurt hint and dont worry about her gold skill being unredeemable trash bro.
>>545293114She was never nerfed.
>>545293762hooray(it's フレー)
>>545293762
>>545292095Trigger big butt
Today we celebrate!
Got another ticket off my free uma roll
now that there's no more meta, what's your next pull?
>>545290234i'm okay with the value drop but a special condition like that shouldn't be curable until it reaches the correct story point
>>545293706retard
>>545293942Still Kitasan rerun. What were you expecting?
>>545293706He didn't say that at all. He said it would be good if the track is the updated track, not that the skill would be buffed or whatever.
>>545293648
>>545293942same as before, Digitan
>>5452939425 star Mambo when she comes out.
Wait is my account bricked now because I don't have Suzuka with her mega frontrunner bullshit skill thing?
>>545293942Cafe and dump whatever's left on Kitasan.
Is Amazon good now?
>>545293942Before all that, Cafe and Kitasan rerunNow, Cafe and Kitasan rerun
you absolute niggers, I went to sleep with everyone saying S.Maru is good only second to Suzuka. I wake up and now she's uselessCant you coordinate your gaslight
>>545293942unless the schedule somehow changes there is no change in my pull plans
>>545294125HAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHA.No. And my danchou shall forever suffer.
>>545293942Vampire Raisu and then wait until Dia-chan while doing paid daily pull
...wait, concentration from tazuna isn't guranteed? it's a fucking agemasen card?
>>545293942I'm above 30k so I'll toss a pull or two on whatever banners come through but I'm saving for New years Opera still
>>545294259You rike?
>>545294259Never trust the green woman
>>545294259Yeah. I think it's based off of some sort of overall stat calculation, though, because she rarely agemasens me, but I usually do the last date sometime in the latter half of senior year.
>>545293942the meta is still the same, you are just too dumb to see itthat being said, Digital because meta, then xGuri because meta
>>545293706>>545293991is it me or hills arent actually PHYSICALLY displayed ingame?
>>545294375>>545294375>>545294375>>545294375>>545294375
>>545294385They are, it's just the camera angle is shit so they're hard to see.
I can't stop fapping to Symboli Rudolph.
>>545293903many people are saying this
>>545294259Yes, which is why the new Suzuka stam card powercreeps her for fronts.
>>545293942There is still a meta. It's just only known to people with enough brain cells to figure it out instead of netdecking retards.
>>545293840NO NOT THE SLEEVE AIIIIIEEEEEE
>>545293942Spark Riko, spend Tickets/daillies on Fuku arnor, spark all star uma banner (get Fuku armor)After that I will look at the year two banners and plan my next sparks
>>545293942Pray I get a Kitasan early on the rerun then blow my load on Jordan.
>>545293446Pretty much>Look up Trader Joe's>Find out it's owned by Aldi's parent company>Find out that there are technically two Aldi parent companies What the fuck
I wish FGO did this
>>545293942Agnes Digital
>>545292897wait like 2 years. Any endcloser cards that come out in between now and then get giga powercrept
>>545291540I need this sprites that I can insert to my Elin
