Average /uma/ poster EditionPrevious: >>545366605>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
Your uma wife is ugly and I think she's shit.
You didnt cleat any limited ssrs, right?
Every time I hear the little cry/growl/whimper Doto does when she wins, I get rock hard. Is that normal?
I don't get the idea of cleating SSR cards unless they're dupes of an already MLB card. Sounds very stupid
>he cleated gold ship welfare
Daiwa sexTeio cute
>>545381731Teio wife
>>545381694People with no self-control who NEED two rolls right away. The gacha aspect of this game is basically a big casino, bumping into people that make poor decisions with limited resources comes naturally with the territory.
I'll still probably grind URA because the parent umas I have all are subparWhat's the plan on 11? I have to abandon 4spd/2owr or 2stam and make it 3spd/2pwr or 2stam/1gutsOr can I use the same shit?Help
I cleat all the cards I don't use. Why would I keep cards I don't use and let them litter my collection
>>545381834Anon, your team trials bonuses...
>>545381708Just borrow power king next week. Guaranteed uma stan without having to dig through a million hints like gold shit.
>>545381834because cleating cards is also useless and doesn't give you enough in exchange. having more options for flexibility is also good
*Losew Maiden race*
Frontkeks kneels to LateGODs
>>545381826You should grind Aoharu for aces even if your parents are bad>What's the plan on 11? 2 speed 1 urara, rest is up to you depending on the availability of Riko.
>>545381808It's rough in F2Plandia. People will stab you for a measly 50 carats. It stinks there. Everybody is trying to crawl out of this shithole, some even are willing to cleat their Ulalas just for a chance of MLB King Halo...
>>545382015>only two smarus across the run and in the same roomHow do you people get these rooms
>>545382015My eyes immediately went to the German mare
What's the biggest gaslight for CM5?
>>545382096no seiuns eitheronly other front was suzuka
Just bought 7500 carats to feel something even if it is just shame
>>545382096Idk, maybe try not to bring Summer Maruzensky yourself?
Isn't it strange that none of the sloptubers have rushed out a revised Virgo guide?
>>545382149>mare
>>545382015>only 2 games had fronts>only 1 had Smarus
>>545382075I'm just talking about parent farming in URA in general after 11 since guts rework would land and guts is lowest stat my umas usually have when I do parent runts
>>545381826You want at least 1 wit card maybe two from the start of unity onwards. Usually 2spd, riko, 2wit, and then power or stam as the last slot depending on the track for 20% speed growth umas
took me a day, but Never Looking Back is kinda fire
>>545382223Because they're retards who are only capable of regurgitating old information. We're in an entirely new meta now that no one can lab yet.
Torena...
>Do a Teio Step and win the race!>"No."
>>545382237I'm actually slightly worried about the mob umas having 550ish guts in the finale.
>>545382089>cleat their UlalasThere are two kinds of F2Plandians....
Digitan LOVE
>>545382237>I'm just talking about parent farming in URA in generalThen nothing really changes despite the guts rework, you still bring cards that you need the hints for.
>>5453821591200 stam oonige
>can't make aces until balance patch>can't remake TT teams until balance patch>can't do groundwork farming because falco will make it easier>farming ryan is a painI HATE IT HERE
>>545382159Anything around suzukaPeople trying to get you to grind uma stan sparks
I ran into a lobby with a seiun + smaru whale and both my summerchud and goldshi whiffed all their accels despite being in perfect position for them
>>545382518You can make aces and TT team after aoharu, nothing is stopping you from putting the skills on them and waiting a couple of days for them to become good.
>>545381694I mean some of the event SSR's are literally useless compared to even decent SR's so
>>545382340Her overtake and length conditions are stupid. You need to be speeding up to activate it and if you're overtaken it wont activate at all. Meanwhile Oguri's unique doesn't matter if she's overtaken, it'll still activate.
Did you get shakur'd?Will you use her after the buff?
>>545382518Now is the time to farm any remaining stray carats you may have missed because you sure as hell aren't making Aces until Unity.
what time does aoharu drop
AM I A GASLIGHT!?
>>545382159Upset JP players going from "oonige isn't happening" to "ok it's happening but global doesn't have the means to build one right now, we basically ignore them in JP anyway"
>>545382518Huh? Ryan’s reasonable to train if you have a stamina card for the stat checks
>>545382674You better not be one of the people complaining that event points rewards are too hard to finish.
Someone said you will be able to buy some 3 star selector or something where you can pick which horse you want? Is it real or have I been lied to?
>>545382518just do some mindless fan runs so you dont have to sweat and catch up for danchou after aoharu drops
>>54538272133 hours
>>545382867Card selector. Horse selector is paid on 1st anniversary iirc
Scarlet is the retard that everyone thinks Bakushin is.
>>545382867In 4 months
>>545382518Cease being lazy and stop disappointing your danchud.Borrow groundwork parents and pick your R Air Groove card. Chop chop.
>>5453829203 x 1200 = 3600
>>545382682Seriously tho, how out of all the skills that are getting a buff did her unique not get one as well
Why would anyone choose URA spark parent over skill hints? You don't even need URA spark for next cm since we already have Riko for the stamina req
>>545382218I saw a deranged schizo dedicated to hate on summer maru under official uma twitter posts. He spams shitty ms paint pic of killing her.
>>545382919>>545382954T-thanks...
>>545382920Weird way to spell Calstone Light ODiawa is very intelligent
>>545383024turboautists go URA, lazy casuals can farm aoharu
>>545381570Which guts card is better, Mambo SSR or Ulala SSR? I only have enough money to upgrade 1 of them fully.
>>545383034Kind of based desu
>>545382518Make your danchou proud and farm
Believe all victims!
>>545383147halu ulala
Balance is cool and everything but wheres the fucking Quality of Life you fucking Oonigers I'm fucking done with having to click so much dogshit to get my fucking Dailies done. It's such a fucking slog.I really fucking hope that on the same maintenance update for Unity cup they add all the fucking QoL. That's why they didn't announce any of that in the Balance Update article because it's all coming together with Unity.Otherwise i'm going to fucking punch Suzuka again.
>>545383034Does he have any pics of taiki shooting smaru? I need it for reasons
>>545383141Turboautists run out of skill points in ura though
How big is too big?
>>545383147urara
>>545382920>Trainer calls you dumb and makes you a big boobed bimbo in a game>Strategy?, I just like to run fast
>>545382159Uma stan hopefully
>>545383249i don't have this problem because I'm doing 20 G1s per parent runoh and you're not gonna have bloated skill point in Aoharu if you skip training over g1 races
>>545382920At least she's hot.
>>545383147not only is urara better statwise she also has a scenario link bonus
dancho....they are literally just doing team trials and maybe one career a week...dancho....they are laughing at you dancho...dancho....the 40m earners are still homeless.....dancho.................
Cards I've cleated so far: 2pc Rice Shower stam welfare card and 2pc Ticket power welfare cardPlease tell me there won't be any future use for these
>>545382731This is not okay!
>>545383440>2pc Rice Showeri hope you enjoyed those 2 SR tickets anon
>>545383430Dancho is dead. Long live Dancho!
>>545383440>cleated Rice before the adrenaline buffBricked beyond belief
>>545383440>Ticket welfareslick surge...outer swell...In Body and Mind...
>>545383440>Rice ShowerI hope you didn't see the discussions about welfare rice vs power rice for Aoharu and Guts rework
>>545383440bwo... how are you gonna survive pisces cup without adrenaline bwo...
Im gonna im gonnaIM GONNA NIIIIIIIIGEOOOOO IM NIIGEING OOOOH MY GAAAWWWDDIM OOONIGE
>>545383525>>545383594>>545383618>>545383668What the fuck am I doing mannnnn.....................
>>545382920>Wit card>Studying>IRL Scarlet is a "head empty, run fast" horse
>>545383746Never cleat anon.
>>545382772>get enough stam for kkksho and haruten>not enough speed to win the other triple crowns or med races
Cygames is hiding lore accurate Vodka from us
>>545383430What the fuck did you do to winning ticketo
>run the fucking race, bitch
>>545383746Deserved for cleating best imouto
>>545382518Just take this as your chance to take a break. Do dailies and then go watch Uma anime if you haven't yet, or just play something else.
>>545383881>*Kicks wall*>Fucking dies
QRD on this cleating talk?
>>545383881you mean lore accurate Spe
>>545382159Oonige Suzukas got stamina to spare
>>545381728Steamy threesome with these two
>>545384029
>>545383746honestly your fault, why the fuck did you NEED the SR tickets anyway
IT'S OVER S.MARURED SHIFT ACTIVA-
>>545383501
>>545384017retards bricked their accounts for a copy of SR mejiro ryan
>>545384029post full
0lb welfare tickezo gives so many cheap late surger skills, when i see them for sale without her discount i feel outraged
>>545383034I kneel, fuck smaru
>>545383954so, Kitasan = trusovaDuramente = Schcerbakovaright?
>Discussing tactics with Daiwa Scarlet and she just looks at you like this the whole time
>>545384321Falco wife and sex
Nige nige nige nige nige nige I’m a 100% nige. Nige nige nige nige nige nige I’m 200% oonige
thoughts on summer maruzensky quoting megan thee stallion's hit song 'hot girl summer' in her introduction
i am nigekoand i will nigegeuntil im oonige
>>545383746bro, they're gaslighting u
none of you are funny so stop trying
>>545384489
>>545383746No worries, bro. Those cards are glue anyway. You won't need them.
I keep getting medium S on my fan runs and it's from the single medium spark from the grandparent meanwhile my ace runs with 9* medium doesnt get a thing
Did the Japs soft reboot Daiwa's personality asking for a friend
>Daiwa and Vodka tanking their careers for the dumbest reasons
>>545383746It's all a gaslight anon, you SHOULD cleat the rest of your welfare cards like McQueen and Brian for SR tickets
>>545383746It's understandable, you're a poor seanig who has to scrap by. No one blames you
>>545384838They will soft reboot her in the upcoming Vodka anime.
>>545381694Golshi free ssr has worse stats than most SRs(even non-mlb ones), sucks fuckton of your energy for weak events(you can literally get same stats from mayano sr for FREE) does not guarantee a skill on completing the event line and all her skills are end-closer related(including gold), which means that apart from 2.5 umas that can be build as end with apt increase it is only “useful” for golshi herself. Which you cant use because trainee and support card can’t match. Also gold skill is hot trash.
>>545382201OINK OINK OINK PIGE PIGE WHALETARD I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN PIGGUS CARATS YOU DISGUSTING SLOP PIG OINK OINK
>>545384758The mgs shitposter is funny
>>545384935you're not the real teio rageposter he's more graceful with his words than this
>>545382008Her career is fucking retarded. I 7+ length in g1, then get 5th place on career race
>>545384838She's a retard.Still smarter than Vodka.
Smart Falcon? More like Fart Smellcon!
>>545382920Where has she ever displayed signs of retardation?
>>545383034is it a funny type of shitty that would be funny to post here or is it just sad shitty
>>545385015metal gear solid?
Now that /uma/ is the worst Cygames general by far, it's no wonder jpfags wanted to split.
>>545385091
Not enough horses, post some horses
>>545385179He's brown. Nuff said.
>>545385310aight guess i wont keep searching for it then
Hot umamaking sex with sakura chiyono
rate my dick?
>>545385153IRL Daiwa's trainer said she only understand how to "go fast" and nothing else
>This uma slaps your ass in front of your traineeWhat do?
>get 1 or 2 wins out of five every time>Usually 2, 3, 4, or 5th places>Look at winners>Worse stats, but a bunch of green skillsMaybe I'm retarded and just don't get it, I thought Greens didn't add that big of stat bonuses and they mostly mattered after you hit stat cap.
I'm getting raped in group A round 2... as usual
>>545385703The problem might not be the green skills anon, it might be you.
>>545385721Same
>>545385398This
>>545385680Nothing, she will "mysteriously" disappear by the end of the week.
>Your trainee lacked the Guts>Trainee gives you this lookAm I... getting raped..?
>>545385907Happens quite a lot lately to be honest
>>545385762You're right, I should have watched the race harder.
>>545385860
A free skill for ground work. Thank you Cygames
>>545385179Its probably deleted now or something, it was about crashing out how S. Maru won in CM.
>>545385481burly gorilla woman
>>545385703In a way green skills are all that matter for CM because everything else is track-agnostic.
>>545385721erm we're still on round one tho
Bros I like this granny...
>>545386121The best.
>>545386194Round 2 starts in 8 hours duh
>>545385379It's probably the images in this tweet that was semi popular yesterdayhttps://x.com/tmlymruzensky/status/1985677372901712327
Any deck suggestions for deck late/end parent rudolf? You can prob reach 3x600 with shit and giggles anyway, right
-1 image limit
TOKAI SEXO LET'S GO
>>545386347the same strategy as anything else:>decide what skills you want>track, distance, greens>use those cards>use 3* representative umas so you're getting 7* blue minimum>repeat
√1 image limit
>>545386210Based
How does lucky pace chaser work?Does it still have same late race accel/speed cap as pacer. How about skill activation condition?
>>545386234And the absolute breast!
>>545386346I want to eat this girl's homegrown haskap.
>>545386210
Any anons have any tips for aoharu? I already learned all the mechanics but would love to know what are the priorities going to be looking like besides wit training being stronger now.
>>545386884She's such a cutie...
The witGOD himself used blocker oonige. Finally the gaslighting can end.
>>545387203This man really is ahead of his time.
>>545386572Steamed Teio...
What deck are we using for 20% speed umas in Aoharu? 2 spd 1 sta 1 pwr 1 guts/wit Riko?
you need to queue Round 2 on reset right away to dodge Aoharu Aces
I've lost to like one summer Maru, my Oguri usually overtakes her before she can even hit Angling.
>>545387203What if I want to make an Ace bossniger?
I want the new fukukitaru outfit
>>545385527luckshitter or piggu? hmm, if luckshitter congrats, if piggu could've spend on a better card bro
>>545386865Indeed.
I don't know what's gonna be good and what isn't because of this faggot balance update so I can't gaslight. Fuck this game.
Gold City I need a break please
>>545387497For virgo cup I’m gonna try my best with Riko Rice Haru Fuku wit + 2 speed, and I’ll be training Taiki Shuttle. It’d be really funny if max scenario link worked
>uma secondaries think horse pussy is gross>call generic anime girls horsescringet. MLP CHAD
danchud i'm doing more fan runs because everything else is pointless you better be grateful
>>545384132I don't have any images of someone running headfirst into an ass.
>>545387523>you need fro-ACK
>>545387520But I gotta make my aoharu aces first
Less than 33 hours until I can dump 45k carats into Riko’s banner
I've already been burnt out and I don't think I have the energy left to relearn everything and reorganize with the changes coming, and stuff like oonige just feels really wacky. I guess this is it for me, I was never going to make it till the grandma
>>545388042Just retie to being casul
>>545387203>500 stamUh, bwos?! Our gaslight?!
>>545388042then just don't stress over pvp anymoreyou can just be one of those auto select chads
>>545388042you don't have to learn anything about Big Niges because they cost too much stam to run right now
>>545388042Just take a break and don't force yourself to play, people only talk about CM here because its the only thing to talk about in this game, it's always been a comfy racing game
>>545385091>>545385259Syeamy sex with both
>>545387465The best
>event mission clearly states 2+ stamina or speed spark>muh rudolf
>>545387203Not a blocker retard, he's using Falcon, low Stam Ooniges are used to make Fronts go faster.
>>545386017lmao the slam dunk reference
>>545388437what if the oonige brocks your front when it dies?
>>545388437the oonige blocks other ooniges
>>545387595Mhm!
>>545388042I took a break from CM because it was a big cause of my burn out.
>>545388437what's the point of running front with an oonige you get cucked out of aas
#clublist don’t update the name of club 621455171 - it will go back after a week. Thank you!
im taking the hot spring ticket and going with Tazuna
>>545388760you can configure them to die before the aas activation. This makes your fronts faster, and doesn't cuck them out of aasand also kills the other oonige by existing, I guess
>>545388617lane movement got buffed by that time in JP and it will be buffed next week for us too, getting blocked is much less likely now>>545388674That's true but I don't think we will have enough Oongines for that to matter.
>>545388617Then shes a big oonige
>>545388761BASED
>>545388756It's unfair we have to wait so long.
>>545388561For a second I thought Yeppers had a huge ear
Gentildonna on a leash
kick that semi-flatliner or I will lower my Fan output by 25% Danchou
stop asking for dirt shoes
>>545389074shouldn't it be the other way around?lore-wise.
Wish me luck in today's free rollIf I get Rice, I will farm 8m fans a day minimum for Danchou
>img
keep asking for dirt shoes
>>545389238goodluck bro
the dirt shoe cycle in nature
You VILL launder ze dirt shoez.
I'm using my refill to remake TT horses once Aoharu drops
>>545389238Good luck, anon
>>545389394This here is sprint shoe country boy.
Dancho isn't allowed to kick me because I am depressed.
>>545389428even good that you learn the gameplay of the scenario more fast
Just pull cuties and press buttonsWhy are you guys burning out playing a fucking manager game
what is the best uma for an IT worker like myself?
>>545388042would this SFW art of granny motivate you to keep going
Brian, this is our first career together, are you sure? UwU
>>545389508people take CM too seriously
>>545389549nice natureshe's the best uma for everyone
>>545389508Because the amount of autism required to do well in pvp tires a normal brain.
>>545389471What makes you think that?
>>545389628I need to take it seriously to pull more cuties...
so is two gold recoveries a meme in this cup or no?
>>545389508Because some have done nothing with their lives and are hyper competitive in irrelevant shit
>>545389017I feel you so much, I'm still having fun but its so far away. I'll still be around unless life fucks me up even more. But yeah it fucking sucks I really, really, reaaaaally want her.
I deliberately killed my Oguri run early in senior spring just to get my dailies over with.
Suzuka is my favorite, has been since 2018. I'm stuck on 0lb kita/creek, so it won't be until January that I get 3lb/mlb Kita. But once I do, then I might be able to make a half decent big nigger Suzuka. 1200/1100/900/500/500 is my stat target. I can't fucking wait
>>545389689800 + 1 gold is all you need.
>mlb nice nattie in under 120 rolls
>>545389689I've been doing alright without 2 golds but that might just be luck.
>>545389689yea just run 1 gold bro and match with me in finals
>>545389689800 + 1 is enough but you will die if you don't proc which is why people take two
>>545389508PC pigs play gachas all day every day because they are too poor to buy and play real games, while phonefags may do a run before going to sleep
>>545389508i think people try too hard to grind for CM, i don't try hard enough and i even do fan farming which in some people eyes i think would give more burnout
What's going on in this thread?
>>545389582What does umanko taste like?
>>545389745You've got this Gentilbro. Remember, life's a game too. You can take it seriously or you can just play.
>>545389789MLBing natie is theoretically easier because this banner doesn't share chance with another support like all other banners
>>545389789luckshit king don't show this to unlucky people
>>545390059It's the same. Rate is still 0.75
>>545389789woeno hit until spark be upon ye next banner
>>545389192Its only natural for such a horny animal to be put on a leashdominating dominant women is too hot
>>545390028Bags of coins.
winning CM doesn't matter anyway until ms victoria is added
What are must-have supports/parents for pace chasers? I may be doing away with late surging entirely, too gambly for my tastes and I want to use my Oguri more.
>>545390107Sure, but in other banners the same 0.75 could go to another card you don't want
>>545389786>>545389887alright then i skipped maestro
>>545390225just run Oguri Late
is taiki still a good pace parent after the ult changes? never used her on lates/end
>>545390225Redshift and Shooting For Victory are pretty much mandatory for pace.
>dominance fags missing the whole appealsasuga
>>545390227that's... not how it worksin other banners it's 0.75 for both, not 0.38 0.38
>>545390225You should have 2 acceleration skills to overtake front runners, taiki, vodka, normal maru are good
>>545390427>vodkait's not yet gaslighting hours anon calm down
>>545390353I tried last CM and if you don't get pump you just lose, I don't like that, I want the wins and losses to feel hard-fought
>>545390632>if you don't get pump you just losethat's just Late in a nutshell
>>545390397You mean they're one and two?
Ricepress
>>545390608
>>545389238Rice is so sexy
>>545389582Excellent SFW art, thank you
>>545390768They share priority, preferably you'd have both but Maru is a shitty parent.
>>545390770villainous hips
>clean windows install>suddenly Captcha is gigacancer nowdid I fuck up?
Are speed sparks useful in new scenario?
>>545390510>it's not yet gaslighting hours anon calm downNTA but Vodka ultimate has been very fun alongside Oguri ult in my full retard Teio build
>>545390904I always use Taiki + Creek to all of my Pacers. Creek for the supplementary healing (which it would be even more better when 11.11 considering its two whites for one inherited) and Taiki for the accel skills.
>>545385952
>>545390975
Umamusume should do a McD collab instead of a KFC collab
>>545390770Rice rape
>>545391070>Inheriting heal uniquesAren't they meant to be abysmal dogshit inherited?
>>545391167Being overpowered by little girls is so fucking hot, bros.
>>545391221nyesbut creek's will be alright after the patch
>>545391162McD's is too busy collabing with Street Fighter currently.
>>545391221Not for Creek nigga. Again she would be better even for inherited, even better than having two whites.
Collabs are gay and only encourage jewish/japanese greed.
>>545391016nah, 4chan since one or two weeks ago is like that, my pc have these captcha sometimes but mainly my phone gets these ones, its very bad
Making a parent run for Creek to pump me stamina and to finish the goal of having 2* Stam Sparks but RNGger wouldn't let me.
>>545390510Vodka is just a shittier version of maru
can I do the Triple Tiara and the Senior Spring Triple Crown in the same career?
>>545391138Why do they keep looking at me like that?
ITS a new....
>>545391576
Making a run for Creek to pump my cock and fnish my goal of having a 18* nursing handjob
>>545391545Tiara is just a Mare Triple Crown run. At the Classic year. Harusankan is at Senior Year. Scarlet can do that shit.
>>545391545yes, unless you're running an uma that has a goal that conflicts with any of those 6 races
>Ohaiyo>Dirts
>>545391691>>545391692Good shit. I can finally get this fucking 3* ticket then.
>login 1 minute late>every shoe is taken
Yeah, I'm going to flatline this month.
>>545391802For who? Oguri?
>>545386818You keep pacer modifiers but run like a front. It's very strong.It can fuck up skill conditionals that require a specific placement though. When you're first, you're first.
>>545391782>OhaiyoOisu is now, old man but the dirt shoes stay
the world is weak.
Oguri is more akin to a >Dual Miles>Dual Dirts>Harusankan>Akisankan
I wonder if Blackrock anon is still here with us
>>545391863Isn't the ticket just a random 3*? I dont think it's a selector.
What happened in /uma/cub ?
>>545391949Oink
>>545392234Is that the paid selector?
>>545391653day yes it is
>>545392324Na I'm just talking about finishing off the Training The Trainer missions.
>aoharu in 1 day>giga patch in 6 daysI can't focus or get motivated for anything in-game right now until these drop. Even CM just feels so whatever.
Onii-sama is going to fuck Raisu
>>545392002A blackrock employee?
Preview of the songs in the upcoming Winning Live album is up. It'll come out on the 12th and it has the new solo songs of Chrono Genesis, Inari One and Katsuragi Acehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD08JXYfPdU
>>545392252Danchou got arrested for CSAM possession, one of the officers will get promoted to Leader after a while since Danchou can't access his phone for a while. The club will still be pushing for S+ so don't worry about that
>>545392364>Not finished yetYeah good luck with that. Pray for that wouldn't be duped. Got the Texas Whore with that one.The harder fuckup is the anniversary one because you need that 2* SPD and STA spark to clear the non TTs and get the Welfare Suzuka.
>>545392461>employee
I wanna build a front runner Mayano. What's the best way to go about it?I don't have a lot of resources, it's mostly for fun. I know long distance needs a lot of stamina, but what else do I throw in? Should I focus speed-stamina-wit? Which skills do you guys recommend I go for?
>>545392531Lucked out with a 2* Speed yesterday but I just know I'll not get that stamina one done.
>>545392469Haven't listened to them yet, but Ace better have something that sounds like it's straight from a shonen anime.
>>545392559Groundwork + 3 greens, as many mid race skills as possible because fronts that aren't first by the late race are last.
>>545392654I don't have groundwork, I actually don't even know what it does or how to get it. Anything else I can substitute it for?
>>545392653It does. Literally sounds like an anime opening lol. All the solo songs in this batch sound pretty good and fit the characters in general
>>545392535I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
when's the kitasan rerun banner?
>left my old club in hopes of /uma/ club>/uma/ clubs full>can't find a new oneWell fuck me
>>545381694Because it is. The rainbow cleats are not worth it.Idk how many times i've posted it ITT but the only way to genuinely brick your account is cleating cards that aren't dupes of MLB ones.
>>545392741It's basically mandatory. You can use R Air Groove hints, or wait a week and borrow SSR Falco who will give it every run. It is best if you inherit it via spark usong those methods on a parent though.
>>545391221No. Creek and Heal Grass will be decent inherits after the buffs. I don't know why you would want a stam recov inherit though, if you're not using XOguri.
never kill yourself
>>545392824>leaving BEFORE getting added to a new clubare you retarded
DANCHOWHY IS HE STILL HERE DANCHO40M EARNERS KEEP SLIPPING OFF OUR FINGERS DANCHODANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Are you guys actually going to grind new aces before the finals?
>>545392798Late December or so
>>545392945I wouldn't be having this problem if I'm not retarded
>>545382715i'm not a retard and didn't cleat herfarming the spark is going to be so much easier without having to rely on skill hints
How do I filter these forced AI darby posts
>kitahara finally gets his central license>literally almost at the end of the manga, together with oguri's career completely falling apart and being forced to retireWhat was even the point?
BLESSED IS SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>545392978i need to grind them, because i don't wanna gamble all the way to finals with this
Why are Spe and Golshi not in the JRA Hall of Fame while bums like Oguri, Teio and fuckin Pasa are in?
>>545392741Groundwork is a must for Front Runners. You can find a good 7-8* Groundwork Seiun Sky in the database to use as a parent if need be.
>>545381570i swear that the thumb makes it look like someone jizzed in her hair
>>545392978I'm going to see how annoying and how much better than URA aoharu pre buffs is, but most likely not because im completely demotivated til that patch hits
>>545393115BIG NIGGER TIME
>>545393075>expecting good writing out of a sports manga of all things
>>545392978I have an ace that missed medium S. At minimum I'm going to use her as the guinea pig. Maybe not regrind the other two though.
>>545392795some Ojiisan was helping anons translating shit with corpo's AI but accidentally super self-doxxed himself with big screenshotI still have the said screenshot but let's not go deeper than this since he was a nice guy
getting lucky in matchmaking and crushing unfortunate scrubs this hard feels like a criminal act
>>545392978If I get lucky enough to get into A finals with these shit aces yeah
>>545392469katsuragi ace... my FUARKING queen....
>>545392978I'll give my Taiki unity steroids
>>545393383Naruhodo
>>545393383i have that screenshot but didn't even know he was a blackrock guy hope he is doing well
moonlighto sh-hai, silence suzu-ichiban nin-ah, kimoc-
>>545393416>2.10.7 is 8 length ahead of the closest opponent >the opponent is B+Dont post kids league pls
In how many hours does aoharu come out?
>>545393475How can she be a queen when she's an ace?
>>545393641tomorrow
Is CM bugged? I have this set to once per day but the animations play on every single match
>>545393695All those CM matches counts as the first one
>>545392514what the fuck
>>545393641In 6 hours we'll get an announcement for it, then 24 hours after that
When are we gonna get the 4 Heavenly Kings of UMA Racing ??Kincsem (Hungarian): Undefeated career (54 Races) Eclipse (British): Undefeated Career (18 Races), Forced to retire cause no one will run against him or Bet against himSecretariat (American): The Biological perfect Race horse Chorisbar (American*): Most Victories in a career (197 "1st Place" out of 324 Races) *Puerto Rico
>>545392978going to do 6 borrow runs and that's it. not sure who i'll retrain though. my smaru is pretty damn good while my oguri definitely has a higher chance of coming out better with unity cup.
>>545392514????
>>545392978I might have to spend carats to do it since I already ran out of TP pots.
>dotofags arguing about doxxesI thought Dotofags were niceposters...
>>545393695once per day seemed to get fucked up for me in CMs and room match spam so i just bit the bullet and did always short
>>545393809Doto is a bully what did you expect
>rolled a free one>It's DAHBY Allin
>>545393607reading comprehension that's the point of my postI'm expressing my shock at the fact that the CM matchmaking gave me opponents so horribly bad that 2:10 completely smokes them
>>545393607nta but you know race time depends on the pacemaker rightif there's some slow jobber leading the race it will take longer regardless of how good your horses are
>>545393075It's a set up for the sequel. Jones will become Scarlet's trainer.
>>545393851Lies and slander
>>545393809doto is evil
MOONLIGHT SHO DEWA
>>545393695faster to set it as short for CM
>>545393931>oguri cucked by daisca
Free rolls doko
>>545393809Doto is evil
>>545392945i did that because i dont want my danchode to kick me before gibs but i sniped a spot quick
who is the ultimate VILLAIN team in umamusume?of course doto and rice are there, but who else?
orang
>>545393754We have all these legends but who is the biggest heel in horse racing? Like the big fuarking villain of all time?
>>545390170this is why they need to draw more age regression gentildonna
>>545393179>>545392901Getting a specific skill as a spark on a parent is also entirely rng right?
my heckin daughterino...
AAAUUUGHH IM GONNA BAKUSHIIIIIINNN
>>545393535this is my life
>>545393917that might as well be an invitation to fuck
>>545393416That's kind of the whole point of the system, it culls the week, you need a 60% win rate to move on to the next phase or you get kicked down to minors
>>545393754>Undefeated career (54 Races)Scuse me, what? That's over triple the ammount most horses race their entire lives, much less win, how did this happen? Is Hungary known for having goo horses or were the competitions filled with bums?
I have 5 speed cards why do I get single rainbows
>>545392824bwo we were looking for members soo fucking long what are you doing
>Behold Thine Emperor's Divine-what is she doing?
>>545394372Nah, you're imagining things. She just wants to discuss race strats with her trainer.
>>545392824maybe if my dumbass dancHOE actually kicked the flatliners we'd have a slot open
>>545394427she raced all across europethe 19th century just had a bunch of bum horses in addition to her obviously being very good
>>545394095
uma club is not beating the allegations....
>>545394095Rice is a hero though?
>>545393754I'd love to see Cygames' take on Secretariat, a one in a billion genetic freak.
>>545394860kinda based tho since curren is better than falcon
>>545393754None of them will probably happen for various reasons.Look at the Forever young release. If they want to make an uma out of a horse, they already have it in plans. Some are still too obscure for JP audience while Eclipse is better if it remains in mystery.
>>545394780If Halo is a villain, then so is the entire mare team in the 2nd Main Story too.
Guess the spark
>>545393754>>545394427>Kincsem (Hungarian pronunciation: [ˈkint͡ʃɛm]; Hungarian for "My Precious" or "My Treasure"; March 17, 1874 – March 16, 1887) was a Hungarian Thoroughbred racehorse who has the longest undefeated record of any racehorse after winning all of her 54 races.>Despite Kincsem's talent, she was faulted throughout her racing career for her plain looks and lengthy frame. B.K. Beckwith, author of Step and Go Together, wrote, "She was as long as a boat and as lean as a hungry leopard ... she had a U-neck and mule ears ... she was lazy, gangly, shiftless ... she was a daisy-eating, scenery-loving, sleepy-eyed and slightly pot-bellied hussy.">Taking into account her ability to handle heavy weights and the range of distances over which she was successful, turf historian Richard Sowers wrote that there was "little question that [she] compares favorably with any Thoroughbred in history.">race throughout all distances, from 947m all the way to fucking 4022mSome horses truly are ultimate genetic freaks.
>>545394247Yep. dice roll to determine which stat and then another dice roll to determine how many stars, with 2 and 3 only possible if the stat has more than 600 in it.
>>545394860Shart Falcon bros our response??
>>545395016woe, 2* wit be upon ye
>>545393535Me but>HAI TAIKI SHUTTLE DESU>ICHIBA->YESSSS I'M WINNER
>Posting this Uma scares people
literally impossible
Oh look! I don't need to redo my TT team for this week!Cya losers
>>545395024>be born a racing god>but average looksHow will she look as an uma musume? Like El without her mask?
>>545395070Chiyono would have won the Triple Crown if she had just painted herself red.
bros can she get some dubs in round 2?
>>545395132For being mean to me and the thread just because you get lucky, I curse you with all my might for a string of bad luck.Should have been more positive.Nothing can negate or ignore this negative luck. It will persist for many weeks. You will be sorrowful, shamed, and pained.
>>545393754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCMtaNiMDMWhy do I tear up over some horse race that happened over 50 years ago bros...
ryan has one of the cutest g1 victory poses and there is no way you can counter this fact.
>>545395119Yeah! She scares me stiff! So scary!
>>545395127Speed is easy. Stamina is shit hard.
I will not farm fans until you change the name backFuck Curren
>heh my oguri got pace promoted? im sure to wi-
>my hybrid grass beating my Pace carryWell that works too
>>545395271Neither is easy
https://www.iwara.tv/video/7TeK1d1vo93Ipl/sex-collection-kitasan-black
>6 daily races>have to do all team trials for event missionwhen do they simplify this daily slop nonsense
>>545395127mission literally last for a monthwhats the rush?youre gonna hit it eventuallyjust keep doing runs
>>545395119>>545395265The only vtuber worth wifeing
>>545395392and what if I literally don'tI haven't seen a 2* stamina in MONTHS.M O N T H S. And I was farming 1200 stamina runs for them.
>>545395338>View resultsIt's that shrimple and takes less than a minute
>>545395016>>545395075Unlucky
>>545395338MOONLIGHTO SHO
>>545394594didnt expect clubs to be full so fast
>>545395175Plain Jane, though fairly tall with hungarian features. Not sure what hungarians look like genetically but I imagine she'd be pretty unassuming. Though they'd need to give her design something that pops, naturallyEclipse also seems to have been fairly lanky though with their single white leg I imagine she'd get one of those differently colore leg pants esignSecretariat would just be The Giga Stacy, if the japanese can get over their blonde american boner for one second she' be tall, muscular and have fiery red hair though I have no iea if they'd make it short or not. Choris seems to have been more on the smaller side so the designate pint size (by comparisson) friend
>>545395223me on the right
>>545395334Delete this.
>>545395263No idea how people mistake her for a boy when her breasts jiggle like that.
>>545395217>Triple Crown win >by 32 (THIRTY TWO) Lengths on the last race of the Triple Crown>Broke all Records in said Races>Said Records still standing to this day Secretariat as secret Boss makes Almond Eye looks like a mob.
>>545395678>fast>literally recruited our last guy yesterday>3 days after resetbwo??
Holy fuck they added Suzuka star pieces to the CP show
>>545393754Learned a bit about Secretariat from BoJack Horseman, stuff is craaaaazy
>>545395263And she still sucks ass
>>545395894? Fuck off
Umazing
>>545395894OMAAAAAEEEEEEE
I don't like that you're forced to use 2 Fronts if you want to run a Front
>>545395894the WHAT
>>545395684>plain janeso, something like this?
>>545395741>Eclipse First, the rest nowhere was used irl to describe how Eclipse would have such overwhelming wins that it simply did not matter who he ran against victory was always assured>However, Secretariat>However, Kincsem>However ChorisbarGod it would be so cool to see a match of the 4 heavenly kings, where nothing is certain
danchud... do the needful
>>545396070you don'tyou can just count on 2 other player to bring 1 front with you
>>545396258AIIIEEEEE NO SNITCHING
are we getting a good parent or glue chat?
>ryan's ult literally doesn't activate in career because all the shitter umas run behind youyou fucking DONKEY
>>545396395hopefully you get a good parent
>>545396017Mayachi...
>>545396395woe, guts 1* be upon ye
What's the point of recovery skills that activate early race?
>>545396471groundwork proc
when is Aoharu scenario again?
>>545396286Yeah just do this bro. I'm bringing a front too it'll be fine
>>545395193>1 gold recoveryif only you made her into a knock-off end closerhttps://files.catbox.moe/28n2fg.mp4
>>545396430>>545396463...
>>545396520on the 6th
>>545396169That seems very apt, yeah.
>>545396136sorry muscle memory kicked in I meant CP shop
is Hishi a nigger or just tanned
>I can't let you have it>I don’t speak englishHoly fucking based
>>545395217Could this be Suzuka under a hypothetical 'what-if' scenario?
>>545396597in 6hrs or 30hrs?
>>545396715???
>>545395894is it the same for everyone?
>>54539682930, you can use your parent runs now
>>54539682930
>>54539682930 hours they just announced the maintenance
FUGGGG :DDDD
>>545396838I forgot she's also hishi kek
>>545396912nobody has them bwo it's a gaslight or just a lie I guess
>>545397023THAR SHE BLOOOOOOOWS
>>545396936>>545396946>>545396960thanks bwos...can you not use Oguri pic like that
Well /uma/Is it dogs or horses?
>>545396554had no problems with around 900 stam+1 gold so far, idk what are you talking about
>>545397123Flatliners
Eishin Flash getting steamed
guess the spark!i have 2 3* stamina parents this could be my 9* stam parent if I get lucky..
Look at all those skills... Can't wait for Aoharu
>>545397119Ok anon I'll stop using her when I'm telling the truth
>>545397216SPEED 3* ALL IN
>>545397185sniffa
>>5453972163* stamina3* long
>>545397123Dogs gg ez
Is there a JP racing horse that was bred from GLOCK semen?That way we could make guns her entire personality.
Sloptubers looking good this CM? Raking up those big wins, only to get brocked and fail witchecks at the finals?
>>545397123most people cant own a horse
>>545397123why can't it be bothdogs ended up fighting in wars too, though they were used moreso as support personnel unlike horses
>>545397541yea your mom lol
>>545394190Demon Lord (Bad Temperament, Violent, Bitting everyone (Horse, trainers, jockeys)Probably Halo (father of Sunday Silence) or Man-o-War
>>545397119Is this more suited to your taste, torena?
>>545397329>>545397423fuuuuuark
>got destroyed at the last second by a Brian with "In Body and Mind" skillI'm sorry for talking shit about you Homestretch Haste. I didn't know your upgraded version could clutch and steal the win.
what if i had sex with oguri cap
>>545397720I'm sorryNext time for sure!
>>545397751But she'll eat you
>still no nude chibi modsKU TO THE SO TO THE SO TO THEGE
>>545397721I've always been a homestretch believer
>>545397610
>>545397920there are lots of japs who do nude model edits but they are behind locked accounts
>>545397920>chibi/bag/ is two block downs bwo
>>545395127i've gotten 3x2* stam in a row but no speed yet
I like it when kawakami princess joins your career and hands you tether
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO MAKE FOR VIRGO CUP
Sorry ウマオオオオ forgot I was a lazy fuck only wanting to do 2 runs a day quotas too much sure someone else here can do it better.It was a fun 5 months.
>>545398265Your best
>>545398265>smaru>taiki>your oshi (or suzuka ooniger to kill other suzucucks)
>>545398265Make another goldship
>Suzuka + Teio with Spe in the center>is a Suzuka card
>>545398318QUICK SOMEONE JOIN UMAO
>>545398410is that fucking subway slammer golshi
>>545397721>velocity skill that targets the final stretch is actually... good?
>>545398464I can just let me leave currens onlyfans real quick. As a smart falcon enjoyer I can no longer be in this club.
>>545396762>causing a small stir among certain fanskek
>>545398547the problem is that it can activate way too late and essentially be useless
>>545398529The raceway rammer
How many carats in total does finishing 7/7 give?
Seiun is cute, glad I got her from my paypig pull.
>>545398547homestretch haste doesn't do enoughthe upgraded version might
>>545398547It's only good if it's the gold version even if it activates late. Homestretch Haste is basically useless
>>545394595time for your monthly prostate exam
>autopiloting my runs>keeps forgetting to do liz cup and jap cupugh, I need to p
is running lots of G1s for sp really better than 11-13 races and focusing more on statstick? because that's most of my recent runs since ktb shows up even less than fucking 0lb sweep for some reason
I'm wondering if I'm going to need 3Sp, 1St, 1G, 1W builds for Long/Late runners following the Balance patch. So far I'm just not able to regularly get A-Ranks
>>545398639>the problem is [useless observation everybody already knows about]
>>545398581gay people are not allowed in umaoooo sorry bwo
Not all that disappointed with her performance this round. Only problem has been races not having enough fronts for her skill to proc reliably. Late might be the way to go on her.
>>545397721You can talk shit for another week or so, it's still underpowered until then.
>>545398547retard
>>545399008yes, yes you are
>>545398921does it get buffed or something? I dont recall aside from al the midrace stuff
>>545398669Seiun wasn't even on my radar before I started playing and I liked cute umas in fancy race outfits like Rice and Cafe but I've become mildly obsessed with Seiun through exposure alone. Seiun becomes cuter every day you look at her.
>>545399170ugly boy
>>545398873nigger
Reminder to clear out your veteran uma list now
>>545399170my favourite fish cat horse girl
>>545398847events are random I've had Kita compete before debut to it not showing up till senior december. I can only recommend racing when you can hit stats easily or you have a bad turn: high energy > 50, 0 or bad rainbows. It's something you have to get a feel when you're going to hit your goals or are high rolling
The only support card I have cleated is Air Shakur because the game tried to give me 3 of them.
RYAN STOP GIVING ME PACE CHASER SPARKS AAAAAIIIIEEE
>>545398919She's better as late or end. If you encounter a room without fronts or only 1 front and if she's 3rd, say goodbye to her unique.
lollmao even
ass wonder is the jobbingest losingest uma i've ever had to run, how is she so bad
>>545399229street shitter
>>545399362Your end closers are bricked...
>>545399525she's one of the more reliable lates I've been able to train though
>>545399170I liked her until I played her career and saw how much she dunks on King Halo for literally no reason
>my A+ danchou accepted a dude that can't even do 300k a day
Every Spring Tenno Super Creek just smokes my girls and slaps me on the ass while asking if they're even spoiling me.This damn horse.EVERY RUN
Hnnnnnnng cheeky umadol ruined my perfect round 1 sweep
>>545392531>Gets the uma I wanted and calls her a whore
>>545399637king jobber deserves it
>>545399493Winnie Hut Junior violence
>>545392252I can't tell you until you pay the subscription fee. Curren would kill me
>>545399637Nobody needs a reason to dunk on king gaylo.
>>545399670Same. Fuck you, "a".
>>545399735it's Weenie, retard
>>545399206this is what I thought at first too but her career made me change my mindshe's just based
Curren is live NOW!
Temu opera good as late surger?
>>545399784Sorry for insulting your supreme commander chink
>>545399637King Gaylo is just the weak link in the golden generation. >chud>mexican (american)>permanently angry weabooIt's easy to go for King, a jobber loser, when those are the alternatives.
>>545399872Why is she covered in ants?
>>545397721why do you think oguri is so broken, its having a strong homestretch haste but it actually works instead of activating 1m before the finish line
>>545399697get your own 600 stam + 2 white heals minimum
>>545399704Rice would act like this
sh-shut up RIGHT NOW
>>545400043Its more that I'm training Late Surgers as of late so she's generally an unmolested Pace that just takes off if you even get the 'slightest' bit trapped.
Cringe Gaylo lmao
https://x.com/chan_calimero/status/1986004309755203814lememe my goat
>>545399418Usually in my 0 front rooms she gets promoted and just wins without proccing anything except sfv. 1 front it's almost a guarantee she's coming 3rd. Thankfully my Teio from Taurus has been able to plug the gap on most of those.
want to swap dirt shoes?Join CunnyInc. today!everyone who applies is accepted as long as /uma/ is in your bio
Seriously considering dropping this game.Last 3 weeks were a pure nightmare. First time since game release I haven't been able to reach 13k during preparation, fuck, even above 12.5k(above 12k is already a rarity). Not even once. Every single time I get close to good career I get bombarded by negatives, mood down, night owl, fail training, mood diown again, night owl again etc. Such never ending black luck brings only stress. I don't feel any satisfaction from game anymore. Fuck japs, man.
lol
I love GoldShip, I want her to lick me
>>545400234the mood downs are getting fixed on the 11th tougheverbeit?
That's great Seiun Chud, but how many children you had? That's right
>https://youtu.be/CN-OSrvwUc4I guess next video is the new Virgo guide, right?
why is she so fucking hot?
>>545400174she's just the most dangerous uma to fight with in long races because long G1s like kkksho and haruten are pretty much pure stamchecks. You can win them even with 250 spd or something if you are fat enough
>>545399892Yeah, sureCan't use one of her golds though
>>545398318>he failed the penis inspection
>>545400234>he cant reach 13kI will rape you with 10.5k honse anyway bro
the only ones that dislike Kingu are third-rate torenas that failed her career
>>545394142nice
>>545398547>the weakest skill is actually the le strongestdamn...
>>545398119I have gotten neither 2* speed nor 2* stamina
Suggest one Uma to train as grandparent for my daily races. No, I don't wanna do 2* matikanefukukitaru
>Seiun "Mare Repellent" Sky fags getting uppity
>>545400442Honestly, getting the Stam skills is the biggest struggle as I'm either fishing for Corner Recovery off Kita or date fishing at times. My legacies are still a bit trash.
>>545398581It's just information gathering, Falcon will understand
>>545400706I hate this anime
>>545400706>melanin enriched individual makes another retarded postdamn...
>>545400758Any front runner. Daiwa comes with your Xbox
>>545400234>First time since game release I haven't been able to reach 13k during preparationwho cares, you don't need to get that high to win. my best is like 12.8k
every time I get 500+ alarm clocks, the game gives me ridiculous losses on races easily won
>>545400862But I'm a LATEGOD and Golshifriend not a front runner autist... :(
Big ass ears
>4/5>3/5>1/5>5/5i think my luck is running out aaaaiiiiiieeeeeee golshi look at what i need to mimic a fraction of your power
when are they gonna rework sparks?it makes no fucking sense that the blue spark isn't always your top statat the very least make it weighted, if I have 1200 speed and 0 guts I should have 100% chance of 3star speed, while 600stam 600power is a 50/50 of at least 2star from either
>>545399056+50% duration
>>545400523Kitasan is not fair, I'm going to end up rolling in the uma banner as well at this rate
>>545400528
>>545399670My danchou is keeping some slackers that missed last month's quota. The vaccuum blowjob must be goddamn godly for him to keep those dead weights around.
It's time for Silence Suzuka to come to me. There are dupes who want me, but she wants me more. She WILL be mine.
>>545401048holy shit you're so lucky you got medium S on those lol
>>545401130>A+
>>545401202enjoy your rice villain
>tribalfagspls tell me they are just baiting
>>545401130ZASED
>>545400528she's boring and genericShe also has a bad personality>>545401202good luck anon!
>>545400523i want to rape kitasan black
>>545401048endtardGOD...
>>545401202>>545401262>>545401303I'm going to fucking kill myself. It was a fucking dupe. This shit is fucking rigged and everyone at Cygames deserves to die.
bros, im now part of the 3-star from daily free roll club
>>545401130
>>545401303my condolences for your poor taste (and retardation)
>>545400981then train a vodka or goldship there're pretty consistent in dalies
>>545401202>spechud and showa buffedhuh.... enjoy your Taiki?
>>545401398sorry anon>>545401419my condolences for your poor taste (and retardation)
>>545401416Now show the cards, piggu. Oink for us.
>>545401398now imagine if you used 1500 paid carats for that. paid banners are such a scam
>>545401103they allow you to target and reroll but it's never not the top stat. that would stuck anyway people get enough junk speed
>>545399056>>545401108They're also adjusting the window so it won't trigger at the literal last second anymore. IIRC you're guaranteed full duration now.
>>545401474>the bot is malfunctioningsurprising really
So adrenaline rush is getting buffed? It'll be the same as on JP, gives speed and stamina? Powerful.
>>545401628don't you dare accuse me of being a botme copying your reply and reposting it was peak humor you jewish swine
>>545401398
>>545397721Brian is getting buffed a lot btw in a w.
>>545401576>they allow you to target and rerollso it is a thing in JP and it'll come in an update??also, you're right, the guaranteed top stat would've been kinda sucky because you'd either need to make a shitty uma or you'd be full of speed sparks
>>545401510only whaled on the kita banner
>>545401561hahaha yeah who would have done that just for a second air shakur haha not me right?
That Mackween pull has completely killed my desire to play the game lol.
>cyjews will never let us use the various outfits in races because they make money by selling different usable outfits as uma banners
>>545400428i dont know but why not remake that webm with her actual outfit?
>>545401846At least you can do spurt farming
just BE LUCKIER anon
>>545382201You're doing your party to keep the server running.
>>545401948because trackwear is patrician
Someone good please join umaoooo if we don't get S this month I will kms
>>545401846I wonder if you are the same anon that posted it or there's multiple of your kind
>>545399525I either stomp the entire thing or keep getting seconds and thirds with her. That and the wild mood swings make me want to kill myself, but hey, at least that ass is fat
>>545401948I kid you not, I literally recorded 30 G1 1st place wins and she ALWAYS did the half-kneel, I couldn't get her to do that pose in her maid outfitalso, the sports outfit is usually hotter than the normal one (p.s. I forgot I could've changed the outfit in the settings)
>>545401858shut up you winy cunt I had to spark summer maru and got zero 3* boo fucking hoo
>>545399670Bros... A+ clubs aren't comfy anymore... they're now all failed wannabe S clubs...
>>545402046I didn't know the track outfit changes color
>>545402209you being a retard is irrelevant to my pain
>>545402127I haven't posted about it before...
But I wanted stamina...
>german autism horsedo you germans have any other personality besides having ptsd when I raise my right hand in a specific angle?
>>545382518Why Ryan?
>>545402046>>545402183I agree but there's nothing wrong with both
I've been meaning to upgrade my monitor to OLED but I spent the money on carats instead
>>545402287They aren't because it seems impossible to have 30 fuckers doing at least their 3 borrow runs. There always must have a B nigger doing a single run only for the dailies.
>>545402183anon, aren't the win animations dependent on the tier of race?if you want the basic win animation with the actual racewear, turn on the setting so they always use it.
>>545402261A bit too fat for number one, eh?
>>545402046vodka wants that finger but her butt btw
>>545401830yes in jp you can pick a blue or pink spark to target (not sure if it just increases the chances or make is certain) and you get rerolls and then pick of the rolls
>>545402391We eat ice cream shaped like spaghetti.
>>545402396I already ran taiki and maru into the ground for pace parentsthat leaves pump for lates and end
>>545402287Because all our decent grinders are getting slowly poached by S clubs as they get tired of carrying leech faggots like (you). All you had to do was 3 normal runs a day and we would've been fine dumb nigger.
>>545402209>I had to spark summer maruyou're acting like thats awful luck but it's a 23% of happening, meaning a fourth of the playerbase has to spark for a single copy of what they want. the rates in this game are truly awful.
>>545402549she's deliciously round
>>545402530I thought it was a distance thing because when I skip G1 races she does the bent pose, but when I watch the races she does the kneel
>>545402485well wait till black friday cyber monday
uh, thanks, ryan
>>545400219why can't I find it?cunnyinc gives me 0 results, cunny gives lots so it's not a word filter
>>545402340>>545402829GREAT SEED RIGHT NOW GO FARM
>>545402829Did you finish the 2* Stamina as well
Does this timeline take into account reruns?I want Gold Cityhttps://uma.moe/timeline
>>545402851it's a dead club, don't botherI'm pretty sure the anon recruiting is doing it for keks
>>545402607very weird looking but something I'd try if I had the chance
>>545402261>>545402450>>545402686isn't it your bedtime?
>>545402851It's a dead club with an AFK danchou, join literally any other club
>>545402339>there's multiple anons that pulled 1LB Shakur on the paid bannergrim
>>545402306Probably the Debut Race/Pre-OP ones
>>545402981>>545403012I dunno clubs, I'm still a shitterbut really, why can I find it in chronogenesis but not ingame?
>>545400993you know what they say about umas with big ears...
whenever you train a girl you should use her roommate's support cardit's only right
>>545402961nyesI'm still missing 1, is it from the story like always?
>>545402478what /uma/ club could've been...
>>545403171That they are donkies?
>>545401278Tribalism is human nature
>>545402391a not-small part of us now swell in nostalgia instead
>>545403228wait nvm that's 2 right there, I'm just a retard
>>545402562wtf vodka is literally me
This CM feels so easy, at least the 1st round. Cancer was much worse
>>545402964I don't think they ever rerun a just gold city banner, but you can get her on-banner later>paid selector on anni>festival gold city in like a month >The all uma banner in a few months>the gyaru banner with gold city/jordan/helios/palmer in like a year
>>545403141idk desu try searching with the club ID or search for the ID of an anon that is in the club
>>545403463What card did you use to hit the 2* Stam aside from The Three Goddesses and Shiraoki blessed you?
>>545403141https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=166114567
grim
>>545403602just end the run with at least 600 stam bwoI was running lb1 creek and golshiusually I just run the creek but ryan wants the long G1s
>>545403000It's 18:08 here tho
>>545403463>already has both spark missions complete>doesn't even have cumulative 100k doneDie motherfucker die
>smellymaru and gayun guynobody cares
>>545403000What's wrong? You are not a faggot right?
>>545403513A lot of my wins have been against brainlets running 600 stam + 1 gold
>>545403859lazyGODS can never lose
>>545382715yeswhat's the buff?
>>545403751Gotcha. Thanks.
dancho....*koff*.... the flatliners....you have to do it.... before I flatline myself... dan*BEEEEEEEEEEP*
>RiceThe evil donkey
i'm too lazy to read, how did she get buffed?
>>545403968on the 11th she will start to give spurt guaranteed
>>545403000>Getting assmad over pics of umasGet a grip
Need an /uma/ club. Don't care what it is, just gimme a slot.
>>545403968gets straightaway spurt in the event chain and the gold is slightly betterstill a pretty ass card but I guess you can use it on goldship if you don't have hishiama or sweep
>>545404147her recovery skill is now also a speed debuff
>>545404147She stopped being a cunt.
>>545404302oh that sounds cool, ty>>545404312cute
>>545404193Cheval is too strong for some anons to handle
>>545404312these are all true also I look like this
>>545404327>>545404327>>545404327>>545404327>>545404327
>>545404312why does she talk like the average anon on /uma/?
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>>545404656I think the ingame search is just shit. Try cunny with the entry and play style?
>>545400512my dick is all shrivelled up from cumming too much to be a big dick grinder.
>>54539865820 carats for the first four, 50 the final three for 230 in total
>>545382920She takes after me and her mother