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doomin' on drugs
*kneads thread with paws, circles around, plaps down and falls asleep*
Bella raped me...
We'll cast some light, it'll be alright
I love fat bitches
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Can't wait for deltarunetimer to steal this one as welll
>>545411856Why didn't you stay fucked off? You were not missed and your fave has been forgotten by the fandom.
Whats deltarunetimers opinion of marijuana ingestion
>>545411608god what is that thing right on the bottom there? no not the pervert face, the cat thing is what I mean.
>>545412045Your father.Fucks.Dead deer.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768
I want to fuck Rory's chest eye(?) thing. The way it opens up reminds me of a pussy.
>>545410892>if smoking is bad does that mean edibles are fineEh... Cancer-wise, you're unlikely to get lung cancer when it comes to consuming edibles. So in that regard, yeah, it's safer.Liver- and brain-wise? Edibles are processed in the liver, so there could be some side effects/damage. And obviously, since it's weed, it's going to fuck up your brain.But it's better than smoking, I guess.
>>545411904How I write Tasque Managerhttps://files.catbox.moe/p0ncb2.odt>>545411794Have a nice day.
>>545412040Can't do the crime, don't smoke the thyme. Something like that
>>545412045are you talking about Bella
>>545412262Why are you so cringe Dark Warchief? Was it all the fucked deer you had to eat growing up?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>545412168and you fuck men in the ass, big whoop.
>>545412262Hey Tasquenigger / Dark WarchiefBad newsYour dad likes fucking dead deer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
Deltarune but Kris and Tenna swap nosesWhat happens?
>>545412219t. biochem herewhether a drug gets broken down by the liver or kidneys is dependent on the drug and it alone. route of administering it matters little. see it like this, a drug like a triangle, and only the liver, kidneys, or brain (ontop my head) got the tools to break a triangle. that ''factory'' bit doing the work is a substance named an enzyme. /more you know/
STOP remembering thread personalities that shit up the thread everytime they're here!Are there any /utg/ posters you recognize for making unfathomably based posts that increase the overall quality of the threads? Anyone you think that deserves your attention?I like whoever conceptualized Fujo Pippins, her existence pushed others who didn't usually draw to exercise creativity and make their own OCs.
at this point those post have to be falseflaggers
>>545412476You don't have a degree and you can't write without AI assistance because you're retarded.
>>545412476Thank you chatgpt
>>545412368if this is all the dirt you got on me, you got nothing. seeing how you are surrounded by pedos here.>>545412495nah bro dw. no fighting for a week. althoguh doomer's testing my patience already. figured you deserve to enjoy the threads too. next wednessday it's Bedlam though.
>>545412476>he's back
>>545412495Bunfag he can draw good and he actually brings up and participates in good discussion
>>545412552Tasquefag fucked around and got dossier'd. Nobody likes him except for kraut and temmiestalker which says a lot about his personality.He is shit incarnate, far worse than a shitposter.
>>545412670>if this is all the dirt you got on me, you got nothingsaying you've done worse than eat fucked deer is not the flex you think it is, retard
>>545412495The original voiceanon (not me), krabs poster, a lot of the old guard circa 2021.
>>545412738They should all be a throuple
let's talk about Deltarune.
>>545412738I was there you don’t have to reply to everything single fucking one of his post for some own
>>545412670Your dad fucks deeeeead deeeeeer.
>>545412552one obsessed orbiter that got found out to be doomer. pray for him.>>545412678hail president Kraut of /utg/. I'm your first general, so uh, haiiii~ >>545412738proof on tem and kraut being bad still eludes us. hmmmm.....>>545412815Triumvirate tyvm
>>545412894your dad fucks dead deeryour dad fucks dead deeryour dad fucks dead deer
>>545412495I like current Voiceanon, he's chill and records whatever people ask of him without judgementPainterfag is great because her art is so disturbing in a good way. I respect the effort she puts into making stuff that's shocking it shows she's truly passionate.
>>545412809that's the first picture in which i see myself
>>545412809I miss krabs, guys... was the ss_komu drama shit actually him? Is he really gone?
>>545412894Stop turning the thread into a deer corpse fucker general. Nobody wants that or anything else you post. People can't even see tasque art without imagining all the helpless bleeding out deer your dad dicked.
>>545412976painterfag the one that made the fattenna and spamton roman styled sex piece that looks grotesque as hell?
Why has everyone forgotten about Starwalker?Is it Starwalkover?
>>545412495I uhhhhhhhh I don't fuckin know
I love fish
>>545413119yes she’s amazing right?
If there's ever a utg meetup, I'm gonna show up dressed like limp bizkit, my car will be blaring the song "rollin" by limp bizkit, too
>>545413128I wonder if his mom is Blackholerunner?>>545413212Yup, the way it praises Nurgleth like my fic did is amazing yes.
>>545412818I hope Ralsei and Noelle get solo battles
>>545413128Pisswalker pissing on my thread
Weird how the guy I told to not respond to me because he is gross and weird actually turned out to be super gross and weird. It's almost like I called it like I saw it. Now he's obsessed with revenge and rape fiction, damn shame. Still really funny though, I would have never imagined his history would have been that bad.
>>545412495>I like whoever conceptualized Fujo Pippinsi like you too anon kiss kiss
>>545412894I don't really get involved with you Tasquefag aside from being tongue n cheek. But Kraut has attempted to dox people me included. As someone who's had their fair share of controversy back in the day and gone through a rebrand you should honestly just post your fic and stop associating with people who are known to be threadshitters. I honestly think you should take a break for 6 months for a year with the namefagging and the thread in general frankly. >>545413008No idea but Krabs is gone. Something to do with the old /utg/ discord that was a complete shitshow.
You look like CaseOh though.
>>545413249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJEfxYjvgHM
>""""""""""""""""""fujo"""""""""""""""""">in a relationship with the guy she shipsHuh?
>>545413454yeah I need some proof my man
>>545413664Her OTP is Spamtenna though
>>545413461Your dad looks like he fucks dead deer. Like father like son am I right?
>>545413454>Something to do with the old /utg/ discord that was a complete shitshow.iirc it wasn't the pedocord. It was a different server by an artist named ss_komu who draws krusie a lot.
>>545413664its cuck-core type of shit.
>>545413461Hey remember the time when your dad fucked a deer corpse?
I don't get the big deal. Some dead deer are hot.
>>545413686You literally doxxed people in the thread nearly immediately. You're a retarded cunt and I hope your discord laughs at you just as hard as /utg/ does. Sad and pathetic.
>>545413686….you can’t be serious kraut can’t be that attached to you
>>545413664>in a relationship with the guy she shipsshe ships spamtenna retard
>>545413686Tasque I can't provide physical evidence to you. But I used to admire your dedication to your work and I'm sad to see you spiral like this. I tried to be friendly with Kraut and it backfired. He leaked a former friends steam account with mine getting caught in the crossfire. If you don't want to heed my words then that's all on you. That's all I have to say to you. >>545413747Something like that, I didn't get involved too much. I left the discord shortly after I joined because the vibes were rancid.
>>545413664>in a relationship with the guy she ships
>>545413664what do you think the word fujo means
>>545414045He's a doxxer too. Picrel, he's a creepy parasite who wants to steal gimmicks while exposing people for fun.
>starting off yet another thread with threadshitter drama you are all clinically retarded
>>545412495Krabs was based and I miss him.
>>545414269hello, welcome to 4chan
>>545414269At least my dad didn't fuck dead deer, unlike Dark Warchief.
>>545414269unfortunately anons refuse to just not give a retard attention
I thought that Fujo shipped Battat x TennaI'm stupid
>>545414445If only 4chan had a report button or something i dunno
I wonder how Noelle's panties smell like
im knigth
>>545414312>>545412495Deep in my heart i want to believe Krabs stopped posting because he got his Susie GF
sex with Noelle
>>545414821i hope he's happy wherever he is.
>>545414821That would be nice. I wish I had a Chara/Frisk GF.
>>545414740that seems like a lot of work
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
Ralsei's penis is a liquid dispenser which you can suck to drink any of your favourite drinks
>>545411843Bella had sex with me
>>545415093It's a lot of effort to avoid a tolerance. I have a massive tolerance and wouldn't feel a thing under 100mg and would probably consume three times that amount for recreational reasons. The cost of 300mg of THC? Approximately $5. I'll just spend more money on it, it's cool.
>>545415243Hockey night
>>545415294Imagine the big reveal of what object Ralsei is just being something fucking stupid that doesnt mean anything. Like he actually is a drink dispenser that the school doesnt use anymore and kept in the storage closet.
Ralsei be like “need a dispenser here”
>>545413889I didn't doxx anyone, because the information was widely known here already.
>>545415589well, no. because he is ralsei and he would talk about flowers and nice things and not dead video games
>>545386942this but unironically. they just felt like a bunch of quirky vignettes. if they had some kind of context i would have been able to get more attached to them
>>545415703I got numberbro's and it hasn't been dropped. try thinking, please. It'll help you.
The history of Tasquefags on /utg/ has convinced me to never make a goonerbait character ever
>>545415876You should probably stop harassing people on the internet you don't like.Nobody likes you and the internet laughs at you everywhere you go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>545415882Pussy, if people like the character it's gonna happen regardless.
>>545415609the tennas are being delivered? his head is so fat and big....
>>545414661i was not knight
>>545415882>Goonerbait>this derpy mime faceshe is not conventionally attractive, attractive sure, but not like Krystal, Renamon or Gardevoir>>545415997I didn't do that for ages as it's a waste of energy, I can't purify them through the internet and I don't feel like being a convict killer. the world must be cleansed, but it's not my destiny to bear.
>>545416162toby put all the fat in their heads so their bodies are so sick and small
>>545415609>Still waiting for my Tenna plushIT'S NOT FAIR!
>>545416247>Gardevoiran onion with legs
>>545416247You're a fat retarded sheep herder who's the son of a deer corpse fucker. Your destiny is to be a disgusting unfortunate person hated by everyone inflicted with your interaction.
>>545416367Hey, I stated a consensus, not that I agree with it. for me it's Dragonair
>>545416298those stitches on his shoes are pretty bad...
>>545416416K doomer.
>>545416298so they didn't realize people would want tenna plushies, didn't have the materials to make them quick enough, and just reused old spamton bodies for the tennas, and that's why he looks like a hydrocephalic baby?
dreamt of grey deformed rabbit, indoors scene, hornlike hollow-ended triangle growths on stomach and a red fleshy material over its chest like a morel mushroom. probably inspired by gelada (ape) i saw pictures of yesterdayit was merged with a patinated sculpture which occupied the same space as it, causing the deformity. however, it was able to move around and it kept its strange state. i was afraid to let it get close or scare it, but also was fascinated with it and took pictures. it did move off of the sculpture, revealing the object did not have much resemblance to the deformity, unexpected to me.>>545402349no socials. (but i could make one if i found a platform tolerable enough)
>>545416628you think they have sweet cap'n cakes plushies leftover as Toby tried making them popular and they expected them to be?
/utg/ drinking game on Christmas or New Years?
>>545411919undyne is a valid answer for mettaton's alphys crush questionthey go on a romantic dateundyne kisses alphys in the credits, making her go beet redyou are either oblivious as hell or are being disingenuousmettaton, mew mew, and the lion npc are all trans btwthose two royal guards are gay, btw
>>545416790Dead deer rapist.
>>545416870I can't due my meds, maybe some other activity? like a pain olympics? I draw blood for blood rituals, so I think I'll be a good opponent.
at this point the repeated "your dad fucks dead deer" shit is as annoying as tasquefag's posting. I get it already jesus fucking christ. just because you're replying to a retard doesn't make your threadshitting any more bearable
>>545416298They have big heads literally and figuratively.
>>545416752Stay anonymous and mysterious bunanon. Half the appeal of your talent is showing up randomly without a name for yourself or a bone to pick, just buns to post. When you want to go pro, that's when you get an account and start marketing yourself to bigwigs with big money.
>>545417151what is this background image is it just a mortuary or something specific
>>545417151At this point people who complain about what's going on in the thread are worse than the people doing whatever the fuck in the thread and everyone always disliked a whiny complainer. His dad fucks dead deer btw.
>>545417151Nigga that's the entire point. It's a 1 to 1 identical copy of the "fuck off birdshit" spam that went on forever. It's the same guy doing it also
>>545417340meth lab iirc
>>545417218>go prolmao
>>545414524>>545414626Mettaton...
fuck off berdplap! uwu
>>545417386There's multiple people doing it. Some of these posts are happening right next to each other in a row. Thread found out the guy who has a lolcow reddit youtube video about him specifically also admitted his dad fucks dead deer, that's the wildest thing that's ever happened in /utg/ history of course it's getting posted until it's not funny.
Curious how FOBby/FOTMAby doesn't ever tell the pedoshit crackshippers to fuck off, said Rudinn Deltarune
>>545417597Nah he has multiple devices. You're probably him, blowing smoke up your own ass now that the bait isn't working anymore
hello i am johnny mcdumbfuck and i think that undertale is chud coded somehow
I don't really get the problem with the dead deer. It's not like they'll care about it. Personally, I'm completely fine with my dead body being used for sexual pleasure. Best not to waste I say.
>>545416247i know you're tfa but this is patently absurd. ive kind of hated tasque manager since i first saw her because she's so uncannily sexual in a series that is normally so desexed. (nearly nobody has boobs in undertale, mettaton ex is only joke-sexy)but t.m. is just an outright furry leggy dominatrix for some fucking reason and then leaves. it felt gross, which is not even to say i would have something against a sexual character design, it just really felt pointless and arbitrary (read:goonbrained) and out of place and kind of left a bad taste in my mouth. it felt like one of those deltarune things that would have been from a lesser indie game to me.regarding the face: yeah that kind of shit is very goony. those types love that kind of owo sassy quirky >W< bites u *sucks u off a lil* owo whats this? stupid looking sexualized character stuff. it is a very very specific, modern twittery look and she definitely has it. again, felt unpleasant in a game as solid as dr.i also want to make note of the armless floating hands thing, that absolutely fucking plays into the last point i made. absolutely. the armless rapeable torso bullshit with te epic quirky rayman hands is so at home in that kind of gross cynical social media-designed art style thing she has going on.i do not like her however i acknowledge she could be a lot worse. lanino and lanina have the same kind of thing going on but not notably sexual. somebody said they (paraphrasing) "reeked of 2021 poppy playtime fnaf fanart twitter" and i really agree. sweet capn cakes also feel dull (though their designs are relatively closer to "fiine", mostly their problem is personalities) so this might all just be a problem with nelnal for me.
>>545415882But the biggest threadshitters are goatfags.
>>545417923Yeah I probably wouldn't write stuff like that.
why is she here?
>>545417787it's probably tasqueshart samefagging, the way he claims the dead deer thing is the "wildest thing in /utg/ history" and the phrasing saying "Thread found out" without a definite article ("THE thread found out) sounds like him. I'm a Bibliox so I can tell these things.
>>545417965You just typed a novel to discuss the sexual characteristics of a indie game animal character with a guy who's dad fucks dead deer. What could you possibly gain from this conversation?
>>545418035she loves the trump administration.
>>545417127You can either drink or not. I was thinking of doing voice requests but I'm at the mercy of the anons. Anons can request I smoke, do a shot, or drink a beer. That way everyone can get involved.
>>545418176stating my tasque manager character design opinions because i care about character design- mostly i just want to see if anyone feels the same way regarding her because i like seeing the more uncommonly stated opinions shared. i dont know where else to do that(but also "she isnt goonerbait" is insane and nobody was addressing it)
>>545418035Attempting suicide by police. Regular DC police aren't responding to any of her crimes so she has to try and pester Secret Service
>>545418175Tasquetard has turned his name off to shitpost before, he tried it with the exact same south park youtube clip of the midget fighting cartman and other times has posted while forgetting to put the name back on again.
>>545418035>>545418256What if it turns out the Hometown is actually a micronation within the U.S and Carol is basically just a really lame autocrat? Republic of Molossia reference.
>>545417965>domitrixshe has lions..... she is a lion tamerdoesn't your interpretation means you are a bit goony?
>>545418643Your dad still fucks dead deer.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768
deltarune
>>545418778fact check: TRUE!
It's a good thing we didn't get a single new berdfag from the chapter release. ESL berdfag might be the last one ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4us7Nkv_YwU
goonin
>>545419009>ESL Berdberd finally got turned into favela meat
>>545419009I'm right here anon
noobertin'
>>545419317>new I don't buy that, considering you post the same OC and images old berdfag posted a thousand times.
>>545419172Whateva' you say boss. I'll get it done quick n' easy. They won't know what hit em' boss.
*knock knock*Erm birdbros? I think they're calling for you
>>545419451Now those are the words of a high quality goon, par excellence.
>>545418778Undertale.
>>545414045VVV>>545412262I can tell from where I'm standin' this is TasquefagSo I've already got this one in the bigoty-bagyour pathetically pretentious solipsismMakes poor excuse for threadshitting autismSo get up on outta here with your tired gagTasque won't ever be realShe won't ever let you healBut keep on sucking on that binkieThat tells you you're not stinkyWhat she is is a pacifierFor your passive ireShe's a massive liarI can smell you through the screenReeks like festering peenOh, and when AI is 'finished'All hope be diminishedReduced to meat dolls,we'll be scrubbin' the wallsOf ol' AM's gastrocolonic hallsSuffice it to sayI'd be out of your way(I'm not planning to stay, I'm no machine's prey)Just pray it's okay,your life past that day
>>545419446oh. Yeah that is me. I thought you were saying I was the ESL one. I'm not very smart or good at reading.
>>545419739saved for reposting later 10/10 anon
lets talk deltarunechapter 5 am i right? flower king, festival, asgore, toriel and sans, snowgrave, crazy
>>545419856It was worded a bit obtuse, that was my bad. I just assumed a new berdfag didn't just randomly sprout into existence in the past week or so. 3/4 just didn't do anything for the berd.
>>545419446Could be a guy pretending to be him for all I know or care. He only shows up to let the thread know he's here and that he's ready to be a retarded avatarfag, which is a bit sketchy. Not much different to the other shitposting that's been happening
>the most annoying idenfitifable characterfags primarily spawned from chapter 2
>>545420029jockington will grow the beard
>>545419723kissu
>>545420285Everyone was terminally online and indoors not touching grass. Truly a catastrophic moment for culture.
>>545420029I still wonder about chapter 5 having both Flower King AND the FestivalOn the one hand having two big areas like that in one chapter is way more than any of the chapters previously but on the other hand we're starting to run out of chapters to fit everything
>>545420031The call from Noelle's house was funny and sweet :)
>>545420406chapters will be as long as they need to be
>>545420474i also liked him not really comprehending how to act tsundere at the librarby
Do you honestly believe we will enter the meat factory in Deltarune?
>>545420717I think the meat factory was the Vessel Maker but I'm not ruling out getting to see Gaster's Crazy Fucking Goner Factory in person
>>545420717that's what the bunker isthat's where all the humans are
>>545420948No meat factory motif from Undertale means its not the meat factory
>>545420326Cute Hooman.
>>545420596Didn't Toby say that chapter 2 was supposed to be the longest one
>>545421029Hometown's a Happy Town but doesn't have the Happy Town themeSince Kris plays a bunch of the Deltarune soundtrack this therefore means that Gaster commissioned them to do the soundtrack to his cool connection
taking care of my lovely vessel
>>545421116scope creep happensfirst, 2-7 were supposed to release at one time, then 2 released, then 3, 4, & 5 were supposed to release, but 3 took way too long, so it released alongside 3, leaving 5 as its own thing.
>YO KRIS I NEED YOU TO MAKE THE SOUNDTRACK FOR MY EPIC EARTHBOUND INSPIRED INDIE GAMEt. Tobert Robert Gaster Foxworth
>>545421394*alongside 4, fuck me
3 should've been released on its ownThe Knight speculation would go crazy
fyat
The entire game should have been released at once so we wouldn't have people griping about incomplete plot lines not being complete
Papyrusknighters still holding
>>545421393Based.
>>545422095
>Get kind of excited by the prospect of more playable characters after Chapter 2>I speculated for years about what the other characters gimmicks might be>Chapter 4 outright confirmed that it will only be NoelI am still mad months later. Toby could have found a way to shove the other half of his terrible yuri subplot into the spotlight without getting my hopes up.
>>545417218thanks anon. i want to be a big shot one day but i dont know if i can play that game. even if i had the whole world i would want to stay quiet. money people are demonicfor now i just have to get better.
>>545422301
>>545421907Yes. It would have prevented the Mike shit from ever happening. "Friends on the inside"? Really? Lines like that are a direct product of the waiting between chapters.
>>545421393I want my son back. He would have been an actual character, and Toby raped me for ever offering this, only to never mention it again.
>>545422462At least you can speculate who's getting snowgraved next now that the proceeding has proceeded. Even the Toriel firegrave guys got burned by her taking a nap and doing absolutely nothing in a dark world.
>>545422803*daughter
>>545420029>flower kingWill be disappointing.>festivalWill be boring.>asgoreWill have minimal screentime.>toriel and sansWill do nothing.>snowgraveWill have less content than in Chapter 2.>crazyYes.
>>545422954i hate this post but its probably a little true. i dont fully agree with the first 2 though
>>545422491cute
>>545422952It better not be another they/them shit. All this talk of shaping its mind as my own, only for it to be a they/them?
>>545423067I could see Asgore's plot being a small bit that just drops more Dess lore. Festival is going to be a major crazy thing where ships finally sail and roarings roar and deltarune legend plot plots harder than ever.
so, apparently tenna will make a re-appearance in ch5?I really had hoped the TV would be a flowey-callback (again)
I want to shout out cool attack names when Kris swings his sword. Kris prepares an especially strong attack and I shout "CALAMITY SWORD" and then when he swings his sword I should "DARKNESS SLASH"Kris doesn't have to say anything. I'll do all the talking.
>>545423179if you dont think its going to be a they/them youre actually fucking lobotomized. its a barely human flesh automaton based on kris. we had to manually give it a voice or a mind. you think it's going to come with a definitive gender? get over yourself.
>>545423250You think Tobert is just going to go and forget a major character? Of course Tenna, and the other bosses, and probably the schizos too for good measure, will all have additional parts to play at the last moment and will probably all end up in the same scene together for some big emotional thing.
>>545423356You'd think that would be one of the first things on the list, right before naming it and coloring it in. But he wouldn't be that stupid, eh?
>>545423587oh it's you, hello.
>>545423114Very.
>>545423505you know. that smile. the hard edge to his white round face. the holes for facial features. ramb is looking a little uboa here. a little gaster. do we need to talk ramb?
>>545423587retard>>545423691your dad fucks dead deer
>>545423691Oh it's you, the dead deer rapist.
>>545423742And you're a homosexual.
>>545423505the shit i heard he pulled with spamton wasn't even that great and spamton was fucking LOVED by many.tenna on the other hand?Iunno, he overstayed his welcome the way he ridicules kris, the way he interrupted any moment of substance and just COULDN'T let go really made me dislike tenna.i mean it wont be TENNA-tenna but apparently some bizarro tenna (because dadgore has an identical TV in his home upstairs)
>>545423707>Uboa takes you to another place that shows some hidden darkness within in the main character >Ramb does the same thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rJEwuBRTPk
Krautasquer of Light fusion dance when?
>>545422935>the Toriel firegrave guys got burned by her taking a nap and doing absolutely nothing in a dark world.None of the townsfolk did fucking anything the last two chapters which sucked.Anyway I don't really care about the deerape route but I guess that is all I can hope for.>>545423220I feel like the festival will just be more annoying Susie and Noelle fluff with a forced temporary breakup that gets resolved by the end of the chapter. Hope I am wrong though.
>>545424036Angel give me strength I couldn't win that fight without some additional firepower or help from the homies.
>>545423817What if we self-ship with the female Vessel? As in, we want to fuck her?
>>545424264who gave you the idea that the fight was designed to be fair or winable?
my husband and his weird pet tick
>>545424509It's so easy to get people to hate one another. That's what makes love so impossible to understand. Hate is so simple that it always ought to win. It's an uneven fight.
im the janitor anon that found the pippins from here in a high school. took me a bit to find more but yeah theyre fucking real
>>545424391Well, I don't know what to say about that. I just hope she has body heat, in that case.
>>545424786you drew that nigga
>>545424786Out of everything that could have been posted randomly today this wast the least expected thing. There's nothing stopping janitor anon from being the artist as well but that's a lot of set up for a bit to imitate random teenagers.
>>545424786more context because i made this post as soon as i found it: this is in a library, on one of the whiteboards. theres some more art around but its not pippins, no clue when this got here but i havent cleaned this area in a bit so its was drawn at most one week ago
>>545423505I can see Ramb being a tossup. Having no one care that he disappeared entirely (while still remembering him) WOULD be awfully harsh for Toby, though.
>>545424530spamtons nose is right up his ass in the left
>fujo and snippiP in the real world
>>545423817>And you're a homosexual.your dad raped you
>>545424909i have the artistic skills of, uh, nothing. i dont think i can convince you if youve already decided but like i cant even draw a pippins>>545424970i understand why yall would think that and there isnt really anything i can do to disprove it, but like cmon
>>545424530cute pet
>>545424786you drew that but I respect the hustleI dont recognize your style from the whiteboards though
>>545424786Woooooooooah that’s so crazy and real!
>>545425220I think it's legit but only because you're risking someone recognizing the green paint on the classroom wall or whatever and somehow, someway, knowing exactly where you are and that would be a silly thing to do over a doodle you drew to make up a story. It's probably real guys.
>>545424786next time draw the janitor pippins
It’s kinda weird how much attention Tenna that fast I’m pretty sure he has more art than King
battat running around tv world trying to convince the other pippins that snippip is an alien and they keep calling him crazy because they're all too stupid to notice
>>545424786I’m gonna do that in one my classes to find one of you guys here
>>545426051fym one of your classeswas this you
>>545424786can we all brain blast some clever test to prove if this is real or not?i mean, it's not real, but it would be cool to have proof because of course it's very easily possible just extremely unlikely.if the anon could draw a pippins themselves with the same pens you could try to judge the differences, but that would be easy to fake for an decent artist lying about being unskilledif only the artist could be baited somehow without it being pedoey as the janitor. in theory they're in this thread. i dont know.anyway i want to put dogwhistle pippins imagery in public places and see if it causes someone from here to freak out
>>545424804Glad you understood. I will provide heat for her.
>>545426158no but I have 3 projects I can incorporate pippins into
>>545426007this is canon now
>>545426007Battat Dib is too fucking on point I hate it.
>>545425879King is just a generic fat jobber
>>545426390He does have an enormous head after all...
>>545426007>"LOOK AT HER EYES, THEY'RE NOT LIKE A PIPPINS EYES""FOOLISH DICEMONKEY... I have an eye condition..."
>>545411904
>>545426007if yall can come up with something to prove this ill do it, assuming it doesnt expose who or where i am. not getting doxxed would be nice, im assuming the original artist doesnt randomly say where we are. ive got no interest in finding the artist because... what the fuck do i do then? report to their parents? for all i know they're a senior and allowed to be on here.I could try to draw a pippins if you guys want but its, uh, not going to be very good. and probably wouldnt prove much anyway
peDOE DEATH
You now remember Deltatraveler
>>545426720The twist: the artist is actually the teacher of that class who shitposts here on break and is sweating bullets that they are about to be found out by the janitor who also purely coincidentally posts here.
>>545426816Never recovered from Fell!Sans, and probably never will.
>>545426816kill yourself why would you do that
>>545426917palace intrigue
>>545424668>love is impossible to comprehendit is not.love and hate are contradicting forces but if you want to function well as a human, you need both.love without hate is a state of ungratefulness for all you have and for everyone that loves you.these things will one day leave you or will be taken from you and if you do not fight for them, they will be gone for good.hate without love is directionless madness. a lit bomb's fuse with nowhere to throw.a journey with nodestination and no satisfying climax to bring you that inner peace.it will burn your soul out and leave behind a bitter and cynical husk.
>>5454269942nd one true but you dont need hate to feel grateful. love is all that matters
>>545426917i hadn't thought of that as a possibility. several teachers here teach different classes based on schedule, and the library is occasionally used by pretty much everyone. probably still not a good idea to Look, but...anyway ive gtg so i dont get vivisected for not doing my job i can come back tomorrow if there's still anything here
got my heart broken at the /utg/ high school prom
>>545427407haha FAGGOT
>>545426994If you are to accept that embracing the Sacred Dark is as necessary as embracing the Sacred Light, does that mean that it does not matter if you live or die, heal or hurt, love or hate?
>>545420406You say that but we're only halfway through the game, according to Gaster. Chapters 5 + 6 + 7 will be as long as 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 and I think that's enough time to tell the game's story and explore cool shit
>>545427472
>>545427145love does not stay by itself.there will come the day where you need to fight for it.you need to fight for it to get it and you will need to fight to keep it.it is a state of ungratefulness for all you have and passionlessness in all you do.in summary: you can't spare everyone.and in a way to protect those you love, YOU NEED TO BECOME STRONGER.but to become stronger without love? that's just LV.
>>545427407I got bullied in the /utg/ high school
>>545427589
>>545427717woah cool you said it was a white pumpkin right?
>>545427713is the utg dark world in the supply closet of the utg high school
>>545427967Yup, It's a white pumpkin. But because of the poor image quality and lighting it makes it look more orange, lol
>>545428012close, the neglected basement bathroom
Coal.https://youtu.be/Zxuf_bw4ZoI
So the joke is that he's never showing up, right?
>>545424786oh my god bruh
>>545428198>bone tight pantsnope i don't like it
>>545427528all things are relative and all ratios need to remain in balance.
deltarune with defeat mechanics
>>545428198Yes, but the punchline will be seeing him once
>>545428198wrong chapters 5 6 and 7 will star papyrus as he wins against the knight 14 times in a row
>>545428310wait he always had htose i'm a fraud
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
>>545428198You, the player, were Papyrus all along.
>>545428428>6 and 7heh.
>>545428393how big is the dice daycare now
>>545428350Deltarune with da feet mechanics
>>545428393When I see this I think the kid's light world form is a fidget cube.
>>545428502it's getting bigger! until pippy's kid decides to start eating his playmates
mettaton: the serial rapist YOU LOVE.dess: the serial rapist YOU LOVE.kris: the serial rapist YOU LOVE.
guy controlling my body forcing me to kill my mom because he needs to see what happens
>>545428653TEoH would never! Painter feeds him fresh pippins each day!
>>545428780holy based
>>545428872how many pippins partake in cannibalism jesus christ
>>545428683whos the serial rapist /utg/ hates
>>545429028Dead deer fucker obviously.
>the janitor works at an ART SCHOOL
>>545428502Mrs. Bloom has to take care of 8 little monsters
>>5454291107Tuft is relatively tame
>>545429110You forgot Skinny Mckinney.
>>545428609you'd be correct
>>545429028Diaps guy
>>545429110>autistic and gay>retarded just like her mom>incest freak>eats other kids>normal (bullied)>eats other kids>non-canon>bullied because his parents are not both pippinsextra for Bones' kid: he's normal
>>545429019let’s see>DD does NOT count as he isnt a Pippin>snippiP and her 2 kids>Pippy>TEoH>Philip (once)
>>545429274It's nice to see jongler I like jongler
>>545429245oh fuck
>>545428198Papyrus is the knights assistant theory WILL be real
Chapter 5: Flower King & The FestivalChapter 6: The Holiday Mansion, Roaring startsChapter 7: Lightning round of various Dark Worlds in Hometown ending in the ShelterPotentially a chapter 8 with some insane shit
>>545429770nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom
>>545429274why does their kid look like a dandys world character
>>545429110>>545429245They almost skipped him in the class picture and he was crying when they found him. He calmed down and they took the picture again, but when Ms. Bloom asked him where he went, he just said "nowhere."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ8WG4vzYmE
>>545429083I knew someone was going to say that but I meant canon characters
>>545429110wait it's also missing the trundle/colpins child... it still needs a spriteor does it
>>545429915servbot
>>545430026That one pippins who hates Ramb probably felt him up when he was petrifying
>>545429713chapter 5 flower kingchapter 6 mansionchapter 7 shelter ''ending''chapter 0 equivalent of true lab (ice-e's hahaha)chapter 7 again but for real this time
>>545430161it NEEDS a doctor
>>545430096Wholesome.
you gotta be pippin me
How could Deltarune disappoint (YOU)?For me:>No playable vesselThe vessel is basically the thesis statement of deltarune's themes imo. It is pretty clear the main theme of deltarune is gonna be "your choices matter/you can choose who you are" and that the second voice in the beginning is a dumbass, if everyone gets to choose who they are, I think we deserve the same chance.>Weird Route ends abruptly/has no real interesting endingIdk, I just think the weird route is kinda cool and has some cool metacommentary on video games and serves as a good continuation on the ideas from the genocide route, I think ending it in chapter 5 as some people think would be pretty disappointing.
>>545430161that thing i not canon
>>545429713we're getting the roaring at the end of chapter 5
Fave just found out Dick Cheney is fucking dead (Good)
>>545428198He's the Forgotten Man.
>>545430096no mother ever says this
>>545430174i genuinely forgot those things existed. i have failed my ancestors
>>545430578her name is literally fujo
>>545430578Fujo is a sick freak
>>545429915
>>545430096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfBwEChsbSY
Fave is a fucking feces eating bastard wretch of a snake amongst men and should be fucking drawn and quartered for being a traitor to his country.
>>545430578modern moms accept gay kids more easily
>>545430667>>545430694i don't keep up with gay shit deeploreyour mom is a fujo because that bitch wants bitches like you shipped with a dick and three children.them hoes want grandchildren not prolapsed asses and domestic abuse claims.
>>545426816what is it and why shouldn't I play it?>>545431016... need a massage? you seem a tad tense, faveanon.
>>545430578A lot of zoomers are becoming moms know anon. Fujoshi parents will be real and plentiful in the near future.
>>545431041Having grandkids is like half the point of having kids to most people
>>545430096can you do one with the other kid telling her they're straight and her being super dissapointed like "are you SURE? youre not even a LITTLE gay?"
I want to have some cool Undertale art as my PC wallpaper, but I don't know where I can find hd pictures
>>545431164>don't keep up with gay shit deeplore and yet you're here asking for updates and news and schizotheories daily. Curious.
>>545431231i dunno anon as long as my kid is not a tranny i don't care if they suck dick or pussy
>>545431231how selfish can you be, making life in a world chockful of misery and stupidity. do drink alot and ingest mercury if femanon and pregnant. a retard baby is easy to give a happy life.
>>545431228fujoshis don't get to have boyfriends when their prefered sexual position is the cuck chair.>>545431231the real meta of having fucktrophies is them living better lives and having secured the bloodline.
>>545431393your dad fucks deer carcasses
>>545431218Your dad, fucks, dead deer.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768
>>545431393is that what your mom did? cant imagine she was doing well since your dad fucks dead deer instead of her
>>545431228this. my child will not be finding a sex toy in my nightstand but rather stacks of spamtenna 18+ doujinshi
>>545429274Oh funny. Something actually happened with the joke i made about the tv world sperm bank only being full of jongler juice. Nice work
>>545430402things that would dissapoint me:>no vessel in generalfeels thematic that the vessel never returns or that it's actually kris all along, but i'd still feel robbed>papyrus doesn't appear until chapter 7 or laterthat stops being a tease and becomes a blueball, i wanna see papyrus>gaster isn't adressed or closed off properlyit's gonna be more than ten years toby, cmon, atleast lets us know he DOES exist>mettaton and mad dummy don't show off>console exclusivesthe playstation achievement thing was fine and the unique sides art is fine, but don't cockblock the rest of the players from getting content like with mad mewmew>the ending doesn't compare to that of undertaleit'd be hard to do because undertale is one of THE indie games, but if deltarune is based around toby trying to recreate that ending, it better be fucking amazing, if not better atleast super close to itthings that would ruin it for me:>snowgrave has no actual consequences unlike genocide, or they're lesser>asriel doesn't get anything more than a footnote of relevance/appearance in the end, atleast make him the best part of the ending/epilogue>dess isn't really that relevant>papyrus simply doesn't show up>not every soul mode is playable (we're 4 chapters in and we still got 4 soul modes left to showcase)>toby steps down as the lead dev>more of those ''scandals'' like the one with noelle's flower>eggs aren't really that importantatleast from the top of my head, it's what i can think of
>>545431329consider me shitter-shattered if my bruddah IMAGE_FRIEND, john mantle and possibly flowery being gay wing(ding) men.i would never recover if donnie darko, cumrag mcgee and florence were part of the LGBTQ club.
>>545431596KT has her own Mike now, just like Fujohere's a lil tidbit for you all: KT is a direct mirror of Fujo. Pink and blue, they both have their ships, and now they both have their Mikes. Also if you look at their sprites, their faces are mirrored.
>>545416752alright, guess I'll be around to see what you post here then
Fuck, I'm eternally sad that we never got to see Fujo and KT hatesex, now they both have kids
>>545431467what if you got sisters and one already has kids? then the bloodline is secured already. Remember anon, you owe only 1, maybe 2, people anything at all. They are also the only people that you owe an explanation and accountability to1: yourself2: Yahweh, if you roll that way>>545431503k doomer. picrel. you look like CaseOh.
>>545431620>gaster isn't adressed or closed off properlywho?
>>545431751i mean... I don't see why that would stop them
>>545431218Fave is a fucking disease, infesting the world with it's godlessness, hypocrisy, and villainy.You and I will live to see the downfall of nations because of it.There are no words for my level of fucking contempt for Fave.I hope there is a hell, and that it's made for Fave.
>>545431760i hate to break it to you but thats not doomer. youre a retard, go check the archives for that imagealso your dad fucks dead deer
>>545431686IMAGE_FRIEND is incredibly straight and pounds pussy daily. You're safe there.John Mantle fucks anything that moves and then kills it. Kinda Queer.Flowey Deltarune is giga gay and a representation of Asriel's religiously repressed homolust in Deltarune and worst of all will have my exact personality transcribed into video game form.
>>545431760This is doomer I can confirm as an oldfag
>>545431760technically yes, but kids are like money.the more the merrier.some women called a household filled with their children a "house full of laughter".i find that incredibly sad, since nobody has children anymore.>doomerits canon now.
>>545431929who is it, then? Link?>>545432069His hairline is more in danger than the Amazon.
>>545431760that is some random man and doomer doesn’t even respond to you what are you on right now
Doomerfag if that is you just know that I would still fuck you
>>545430402If Mettaton really is just a cute little muffin who loves his tv and needs inspiring, and Toby's not planning on pulling a switcheroo on us. Mettatenna is garbage and you know it Toby, give me back my broken and evil TV man
>>545431242
>>545431929I've specifically mentioned my long beautiful hair like multiple times before too and describe myself as looking like Kurt Russell in his 30s, I get it cut short maybe twice a year and just trim it for neatness otherwise.
>>545432190if you want to keep being wrong feel free but it just makes you look even more pathetic. look through the archives, use image size as search parameters. its not doomer.
>>545430402It already has.The game's bent over backwards for both Kris and Susie, while I get shit. It would take a miracle for chapter 5 to salvage this. And you get nothing for doing a neutral route. Just tiny Stat increases that go away for no good reason by the chapter's end.
>>545431893Not that it would stop them but I kinda feel like them both having their own families and stuff now means they have less space in their minds to hate each other and "show that bitch"
>>545431751fujo is married to battat and had anal sex with guro yesterday nothing is stopping it from happening
Everyday on this earth is made darker because of Fave. Every day a shadow is cast.How much longer can people live like this?They will be forced to act, one way or the other. Fave is a lie, and a weapon of war. A tool of conquering that is loved only by the barbarian, and the backstabber.Yet the only solution would be a bloodbath so great, it would force the hand of God.Is there any hope at all?
>>545432051i wanna get a footjob from this ralsei
>>545432563why are you doing this
>>545432164keep in mind that's a romantic picture you are painting. your sleep shedule? nuked for a few years, and you'll get more intimate with shit than you ever wanted to. then there's the fact your kid can be autistic, some other type of retard other than downs or worst of all a neurological psychopath. (can't feel empathy, at all). IIRC raising a kid from pregnancy to moving out costs like 1 mil. >>545432403you give me a link you lazy faggot>>545432394The game, is again, afoot. in 4chan sense is nonsense. nonsense is sense. in toxic places, the triumvirate (Kraut, I and Tem) are the anti-venom. or are we? Have fun. it's the only rule here. Try to not get yourself raped, I'm pansexual as hell so good luck.*mysterious Smythe jingle, as I played fallout london recently*
>>545426672Awesome drink and art!
>>545432563What ray could Alphys possibly have been trying to make for it to backfire this catastrophically
>>545432704Your dad fucks dead deer, dark warchief. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>545432563bro need a spa-day? I got coupons. points if you dare to just jump into the cold bath.
>>545432890Deer corpse rapist.
El rayo traductor de alphys ah fallado estrepitosamente
>Tenna plushie has a Pipis insideKODAKAAAAAAAA
>>545432862you're lucky there's a peaceful interim for a week. you ain't doing your sphincter or Nurgleth's plans for you any favors.
>>545433105HE COMES PREGNANT??????
>>545433105PROOF NOW
>>545432684Fave is a lie that the deceived are made guilty by, because they want it to be real.People like you, people who couldn't bother or just couldn't care enough to pursue the truth are the reason these things happen. You allow the proliferation of Fave. You allow it to spread. This may as well be your fault.The children of the future, if there are any children to have futures, will weep and gnash their teeth in anger at the mere mention of Fave, for it will rob them most.
You guys might want to be careful when you mention dead deerI got warned (probably because I'm a retard, either that or dark war chief is grumpy)
>>545411904my new pippins, i thought of him last night. my first pippins that isnt just a silly joke. i like this guy much more than i thought i would... fan fiction is fun...
>>545433105If i could use the pregnant man emoji i would
>>545433110You've been shitting the thread nonstop for days.Maybe try not to fuck any dead deer on your way out of the thread.
>>545433105>spamton plushie has maggots and a slab of pork meat insideuwaaaaaa
>>545432704click the fucking saucenao function on the post
>>545433105FTM Tenna canon.
There is the Battfujopip abortion comic, now that we have many more silly dice to play with which will be the couple to do us the honor of recreating the Loss comic?
>>545433206Of course he would go and do something like that, hiding behind authority while threatening to rape people. He lacks the self awareness to know himself and what he is.
>>545432704>calls that anon lazy>wont do the easiest archive dive known to manthis took me thirty seconds. you must actually be retardedhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/418522512/#418616164
I recently watched a video about Chris-chan's life and it made me self-concious about how I act in public.said undertale/deltarune fave (on-topic)
>>545433187https://x.com/ilickTVscreens/status/1986156074412744853
I want to fuck live deer.
>>545431751Maybe they're more likely now.
>>545433585AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>545432684Said the helpless bystander to fave, before being snuffed out mercilessly
>>545433298I doubt any member of the Triumvirate cares about your petty opinions, peasant. We -ARE- /utg/President Kraut Uber AllesMinister Tem bestows truthsFirst General Tasquefag teaches dark lessons
>>545411904april fools imp noelle
>>545433503Sometimes i feel real lonely and like i lagged behind, i wish i could get out of this pit but obligations and general unwellness won't let me take the step without collapsing unto myself weeks latersaid uh>spins the wheel of favesrudy from...>spins the wheel of gamesundertale...neutral route
>>545433624tasquefag's dad if he was based
>>545433251Yippins best friend
Why was I born? To witness Fave and the sins thereof? I cannot bear the sight of it. I cannot suffer the agony.God, spare me from the sight of this depravity and lawlessness.The cancer of Fave is encroaching everywhere. No one has the gall to stop it. Not one has the strength of will. How can I go to war against the whole world?Could I kill every man on earth with my own two hands?There's only one way to find out.
>>545433493He's beyond retarded.>>545433503Tasquefag is our local chris chan except instead of having supportive environment that slowly deteriorated with age our tasquefag was thrown right into criminal behavior and eating deer his own dad fucked first by a monster.
>>545432704>intimacy scaryyou sound like me, but deep down you know that we are herd animals and without others, we perish like dogs.you need others more than you understand.
>>545433779>becomes jevil in the darkworld kino
>>545433251Cutie
>>545433779Just A Prank route
>>545433493>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/418522512/#418616164thanks bro.Perhaps it's better for my image, that I will molest anything that moves if it's needed to improve /utg/. the eruption of doomer's balls with a holy torrent of guinea worms forcing their way out wil lbe a story to behold. >>545433941sadly so. the fic will be read next Wednesday and deployed if doomer acts up or you request me so.
>>545433251is he constantly glowing
>>545432704>putting himself on the same level as kraut and temfagesl berdlyfag would obliterate you with a thought. you are a low-level threadshitter and the only reason anyone pays attention to you is that the thread is relatively clean nowadays. you have faced a tiny fraction of the hate a single of our threadshitters used to get. you are a small fry.
>>545389447late butruder buster > from now on > all UTY remixes of enemy approaching > ut enemy approaching >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rude busteri can't really put my finger on it but despite really adoring all toby's music, especially battle /boss themes, and being a chiptune fiend, something about Rude Buster always really put me off, and all of it was completely fixed and cranked up into the stratosphere with ruder buster, which we will only ever hear for 1 miniboss. maybe an even better rudest buster will be the 3rd battle theme in chapter 7 (and 8 and 0)
>>545411904>>545433779Weed noelle. Dryad/Druid dark world outfitI'm thinking after I make the snake noelle and eagle noelle I will try to come up with some of my own. I'm very interested in creating a chinese new year noelle after an anon suggested a dragon noelleI also thought up of some lore for the imp noelle, I imagine her relationship with Kris is different. They probably became friends due to their mutual love of pranks. Berdly was probably friends with them eariler than og deltarune because Kris and Folly needed someone gullible enough to prank. That's not to say kris and Folly didnt prank each other, of courseImp Carol's house is filled with jesters and harlequin decor like homestuck
>>545433251more cringe than bella which was supposed to be a joke. these are getting over saturated and embarrassing
>>545432483I like that you said yesterday as if /utg/ and the pippinsverse are chronologically linked and everything that happens here is happening there in real time. 2:00PM on a Tuesday and god makes you buttfuck your sister. Actually now that I type that out it’s kind of a nice idea that our pippins ocs are a dark world of this thread’s AUtism
>>545434281Nevermind this is my favorite one love the weedrabbit
Don't forget, this is a goat thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
Dear LIGHTNERDS if Noelle is gay and wants to fuck kris, and Berdly is straight and wants to fuck kris that would mean kris is…
>>545434215I'm good to kraut and tem because they are good to me, proof of their ''misdeeds'' yet has to materialize from you. doomed is in that pedocord private server. these 2 guys treat me nicely and that's all I need - due my solipsistic ideals you are a saint if you are friendly to me.
>>545432563Everyday I spend my time, drinking wine, feeling fineWaiting here to find the sign, that I can understand
I hate the retards who keep talking to Tasquefag more than Tasquefag at this point
>>545434281love these anon, keep up the good work!mary jane instead of her christmas themed sweatervest would have a drug rug hoodie in the lightworld lmao
>>545434374the actions we make them do that are outside of the normal (fucking your sister for no reason when you're married as an example) is just a bad rng roll in their universe. Like snippiP beating the shit out of Fuzzy
>>545434438You're a narcissist. Nothing else, that word encapsulates your entire being and reason to exist. You're a walking greek tragedy.
>>545434438you’re one of those people who easily develops a parasocial homocrush I see
>>545433251This is really cool snowdinbun! It's nice to see you make an oc and I love that you put so much thought into it>>545434654That's a good idea. I'll probably make a sprite of that
>>545434238ruder buster > from now on > enemy retreating pre-slowdown > rude buster > UTY enemy approaching > stronger monsters > enemy approaching > slowed down enemy retreating > anticipation
>>545434373are you the guy who gets into a hissyfit whenever Bunfag does something
>>545434374they are in the REAL utg dark world living their best lives with yuki>>545434438i am not whatever anon you think i am. i do not pay attention to your posts, and i don't give a shit about the other personalities either. but you will never be part of some "big three triumverate" because you are comparatively new and because their wills eclipse yours by factors of hundreds. you will never be kraut, you will never be temfag or kingfag or krabs or yukitenshi. stop deluding yourself.
>>545434869i don’t know who that is but it looks like something written by a 12 year old
>>545433585if you give your tenna an abortion youre sending him and yourself to hell
>>545434203i will not read it, but surely will neither obstruct nor endorse such action.i am an impartial creature but i cannot deny that i like seeing doomer squirm.
>>545433251“What do the dice say?"Dice say nothing. They are dice."Why roll'em, then?"They are dice. What else would I do with them?”
>>545434281if chinese new year noelle is a dragon is regular new years noelle like a phoenix
>>545411904Added in some particles and other small special things today, otherwise it was mostly cleaning up my notes and not working on NE (I regret not working on it).I'm still trying to figure out what exactly I should add next... maybe more Activity objects for her to mess around with, or some way of actually generating points + a shop, or something else.One of my ideas for point generation was just giving out points at the start of a new day and a pseudo-stock market that lets you invest in Deltarune "character stocks" (I was thinking of using the Noelles for this as well, Noelle Stocks)>>545434281>>545433779Nice.
Burning, stomping, chemically damaging and then throwing away my Tenna plushie's pipis once he gets to me
>>545434281oh shit wait timelooping Groundhog Day Noelle
Pretend I posted a picture of Deltarune characters' side profiles
>>545435223>image_friend looking at noelle through the screen>HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE PET IN A JAIL THIS TIME, ANTLER GIRL?>it's actually quite nice!>YOU SICK FUCK
>>545435063I've already told him to go ahead and write post rape fics if he wants, it doesn't really impact the whole "his dad fucks dead deer" angle that's gripping the thread these days. Also his words have zero power when he uses AI to write, ooh scary Chat GPT is going to be used to write mean things about me oh no.It's pathetic and hilarious, he can keep it up forever for all I care.
>>545435453you're gay
>>545434661I legit doubt you can formulate what that disorder entails and it's diagnostic criteria are. I hate no one here, Doomer fills me with pity as that hateful fucker is actually an arrogant bitch and with his snooty attitude and working in a bar I won't be surprised if a coroner has to work on him soon. Nobody would've seen a thing, too. that realization doesn't make me happy, it fills me with pity for him. The fics fill me with sadistic glee, but it's also a way to inoculate him ala exposure therapy style so he becomes less of a pussy. accused of pedoshit, proof failed to materialize. don't accuse even the weakest personality of something that bad unless you can back it upNumbersbro? he's legit a good dude. but I know he is super naive as he allows doomer and someone who lied about a suicide (and is a pedo) be their friend. I feel pity for he is willfully ignorant and blindfold walking off of a cliff.Kraut? seems divisive as a person, some anons like him. some hate him. he is nice to me and proof of his misdeeds anons talk about is nowhere to be seen.Temfag? Posted AI porn, yes. victimless crime. somehow a big deal for the man-ginas here. accused of ruining whiteboards and grooming. Proof failed to materialize. I do not hate anyone, not even my orbiter. for he is like an undead or demon - a sad, hungry being that tries to fill the void in themselves via parasitism. I pity my orbiter (the other one, not doomer)I hate none of you. I pity the eople I clown on, like Jevil I try to make them see but they're so willfully ignorant.g'night my lovelies.
>>545435264Doing this to a Tenna plush because I hate him and giving the pipis back to spamton
>>545434281The worst snowgrave yet
Fanon vs Canon Frisk.
also i forgot to add he is made from a knuckle bone because old dice. maybe tenna would be jealous of his youthful attitude and lack of attachments despite being older.>>545434214something like that. just weird lines coming out>>545434373i had fun, try it!>>545434781thanks. though i didnt mean to write much, mostly it was just automatic. the preexisting framework made it snowball. he's supposed to be building off of the theme jevil introduced with the deterministic randomness thing. jevil is the "chaos, chaos" guy but his moves are the same every run. i take that to be a very cool intentional move from toby. the freedom theme stuff is about escape from fiction and escape from being controlled on one level, but it also must be about the lack of free will/freedom in a deterministic setting.(somehow i never noticed the obvious determination reference here until writing this now)
>>545435737Dess....
>>545435675Not only are you a narcissist you're a social reject and leper outcast.Your dad fucks dead deer.
>>545435835does he fuck the same deer over and over or is it a different deer each time?also why so obsessed with deer fucking you're the only nigga bringing it up
>>545433105was this real
>>545435737Berdfag comes back after months away just to see his fave get doobiegraved. Grim.
>>545435960ok temfag
I love swaps charlie!!!! I love swaps!!!!!
>>545436059>every anon ITT is the same person or somethingi hate namefags as much as the next guy but why are you so focused on deer rape
>>545435675It sounds like you’ll just suck off any discernible thread personality desu
>>545436210funny you say because I’m a different person
>>545436117
>>545436245Zorg the Terrible...
>>545436238No shit he's desperate for acceptance and to have a place he belongs and acts like a psychopath when he doesn't immediately get his way.
>>545436246I really like this au but I hate going on /doe/ ngl
>>545436245ok otheranonfag
Goodnight utg gotta sleep mwah
>>545435960i bring it up too its not just one guy
>>545436498I also think tasquefag needs to go.
>>545436246>love finds its way to the them
>>545436419this is a full on AU? I saved this from twitter.
>>545436443Good night Kris enjoyer.
>>545428393>>545429274I'm glad my fidget cube idea inspired anonsAlso what's the Fidget Cube kids name? Fidget? That's simple at least.
>>545436613hm maybe its just a similiar design but /doe/ talks about their kriselle swap au a fair amount.
>>545436613undertale/deltarune motherfuckers will make one piece of art and proceed to call it an AU
I can tell from where I'm standin' this is TasquefagSo I've already got this one in the bigoty-bagyour pathetically pretentious solipsismMakes poor excuse for threadshitting autismSo get up on outta here with your tired gagTasque won't ever be realShe won't ever let you healBut keep on sucking on that binkieThat tells you you're not stinkyWhat she is is a pacifierFor your passive ireShe's a massive liarI can smell you through the screenReeks like festering peenOh, and when AI is 'finished'All hope be diminishedReduced to meat dolls,we'll be scrubbin' the wallsOf ol' AM's gastrocolonic hallsSuffice it to sayI'd be out of your way(I'm not planning to stay, I'm no machine's prey)Just pray it's okay,your life past that day
>>545435675you are not wrong, you're just an asshole.
>>545436117Charlie side profile vs Tenna side profile who wins?
>>545436117they are pretty cool
>>545435505never keep a traveler.never stop an artist.last time someone stopped an artist, he painted the world red.aight imma eat cheez-its like a slob and enrage my team in "conter-trijk"
>>545435675>>545433251two types of 12 year olds, pick one
>>545436838ive thought this before but the tenna side profile joke i think is just a spinoff of the charlie joke or at least it wouldn't be nearly as popular
Kris = Cluster A personality disorderDess = Cluster B personality disorderAsriel/Ralsei = Cluster C personality disorder
>>545434281I still think 420 should be a sloth instead of a rabbit
>>545436923Somehow you being a counter strike guy is the most stereotypically german thing about you.
>>545437081He's not immature or wrong and seems clever.He's just an unrepentant sadistic sociopath.>Thus his cleverness doesn't mean shit
>>545437081>sans when he has to choose between Chara and Frisk
>>545436771I've seen a few art pieces of a swap, but I'm gonna wait until the full game is finished before really diving into any kind of swap. The potential in a Kris-Noelle swap is already really fucking high though.
>>545437185and here i thought i would be reclassified as a russian national
In the German edition of Deltarune Ralsei is a robot and he's replaced by a poorly made sprite edit.
not super into the lore but considering toby has probably contributed to siivagunner this feels very appropriate for Spamton (joining a character mashup contest 6 years late and winning)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voELYpQ7Lwghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubAfrksyYP4&list=PLL0CQjrcN8D3Z9UomTgXWqscschXrJYH6&index=37https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyRdvggAcFQ&list=PLL0CQjrcN8D3Z9UomTgXWqscschXrJYH6&index=38https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQx3xCo3JFM&list=PLL0CQjrcN8D3Z9UomTgXWqscschXrJYH6&index=39
>>545437415Last time I played a game that was mostly russians was World of Tanks I think. Dunno what it is about it but they are into that shit. I think it was made in Belarus or whatever other puppet state.
fave finally knows what anxiety feels like now
>>545437584i hate most of your ralseis but i think this one is cute
>>545436117in the tv world straight up swappin itand by iti meanmy fun gang
>>545437584It's made in Russia but the devs got a russian bias (shit's OP) and backs the invasion of Ukraine. want my account? has a few premium vehicles. total cost of 120 or so bucks.
>>545437494>W-I-R>H-A-B-E-N>F-R-E-E-M-A-N>*DTMF-noises*
>>545437680Think this is my goofiest swap image because Susie looks like an absolute doofus
>>545437656That's fair I post some ralsei's even the most loving of goatfags wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
>>545437680susie as ralsei looks so sassy
>>545437782Noelle can see Susie's nipples through the gown, and Susie is clueless
dess fucked asriel and got a teen pregnancy, when the baby was born it was a human, dess is now angry at asriel for not getting an abortion
>>545437313CunnyGod Sans...
>>545437521WHAT THE FUCK SPAMTON DATE REAL?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voELYpQ7Lwg&t=307
>>545437728No thanks I dropped it fairly fast after realizing it was some serious pay to win fun with all the uber tanks and special munitions locked behind paywalls. Most fun I had was blitzing flanks as the fastest tier 3 panzer I could get my hands on with the weakest pea shooter imaginable.
>>545437908Nipples?
>>545436879this is really good...small catboy prince mettaton is a little cursed but I fuck with it. if that mewmew was real I would stan her more than mettaton ngl
>>545438089I wouldn't even have had you do anything hilarious for it, peasant boy. afoot.
>>545438139where are his reduction scars?
>>545436879the design is attractive, but i still think it makes no sense for maddie to look human, she doesn't give a shit about them
>>545438326Susie absorbed so much testosterone from Kris's semen her breasts never developed and shrank naturally
>>545438326troonsie, incelle and KYS
https://files.catbox.moe/54i3gc.pngthis is toriel mommy milkies
>>545438308If I started paying to win vidya games my runescape account would be stacked. Also I was playing with a friend at the time, which was most of the draw. Fighting random Russians at a game they are programmed to win is less fun without a friend.
>>545438524idiot fucked up her speech quirk
i feel like my brain is moving through slightly thicker than silt muck :( and i have to do math if i dont get it done ill get a bad grade and i can't focus and everythinggs blehhhh what do i doo :<
>>545438326She never had them to begin with
>>545438760You know what must be done.
>>545438471Kris gave Susie his seed and 3 different recipes for pie manifested in her head. The rude girl is tamed by testosterone.
>>545438380well in this au she is very music heavy and sans was the one who designed it
>>545438834silly goat, mdma doesn't help with doing math
>>545438964No but it makes the math feel really good to do.
>>545438938if you got sans to design you a body you would get a cardboard box with a knife taped to it.
>>545438760I'm in a position similar to you right now, though I'm studying for an exam tomorrow. Fuck math
>>545433941I hate people and I hate you and everyone I think I'm gonna go down like a dog you said at least it's better than wimper and be humilated by the masses
>>545438834i feel like that would make it worse also i dont have any with me sorry :<
>>545439048>cardboard box with a knife taped to itshould have been a goner maker options smdh
>>545436117Did we get any swaps of the Pippins OCs yet?
>>545438557because I share a timezone with the faggot europeans shitting a thread (gtg). do my a solid, why do you have kraut, tem and tasqnigger? (before the fights. when you asked him to not reply to you)
>>545439124but you are humiliated by yourself as you cannot fight your human nature.fight nature but nature has the last laugh.
>>545439636I'll just erase myselfYou lose because you kept playing a losing game for longer
this is the most homoerotic thing I've seen in these threads
>>545435986Here's video proofhttps://x.com/kat_nap_fever/status/1986199504358678961
>>545439885>The Tenna gets deployed into multiple houses across the globe>faggot levels ITT skyrocket
>>545439264I don't actually have particularly strong feelings about them, or the game, or my persona here in the thread. kraut I poke fun at because he reacts very predictably, tem I ignore because he's just sort of boring and not worth the time, and tasque I told not to respond to me because I knew he would react in the way he has. He was very desperate for my attention and approval so I simply didn't give it to him. Now he's a laughing stock. Basically this is what I do to pass the time sometimes while waiting for more chapters of a game that's pretty much just been okay so far. I've had fun and like the music but not taking this place too seriously is an easy way to keep your cool around here. Shoutout to numbers, he's 3 day'd right now but that's my actual homie we post ralsei weed together. Also OG berdfag too for just suddenly appearing out of nowhere again I thought he either died or found berdly irl to date.
>>545440141>Tenna is the key instrument to globohomohomo
Congrats on the pregnancy Tenna
this is my new oc /utg/ do you like
play with Spamton
>>545440332This is a meme for an unrelated UTDR character and you stole this from xitter
Today I woke up thinking about Kris and Noelle cuddling. I would write it out, but I'm kind of tired right now.I wish there was more Kriselle cuddling/hugging art that had Kris as the "bottom". People forget how tall Noelle is...
>>545440470wowwww really???? no wayyyyy what?????
Please go jack off
>>545440363pet him
>Tenna plush has pipis inside of itI don't know how to sew so I can't even entertain the thought of ripping him open to throw the pipis away
>>545440679Common tennayume L
>>545440679Spamton owns you.
>>545440512This gif breaks my heart
>>545440679If you loved him you'd help him raise his kid.
>>545440679TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
>>545440679wait, pipi? i was reading it as 'pippin' the whole time and was wondering why tenna was pregnant with one of his employees
>>545440363how does the "on model" petz Spamton manage to look even more sad and scared than the classic wiwi Spamtons? Those are also cute as fuck but have the energy of something that can rip something apart in seconds. this Spamton is truly the man himself. yes, we know he too is powerful, but look at how he shivers. i can see him now, meeting the wiwiz resembling himself in the wild. he would have to use all his wits to make a deal with them and become accepted among them. then he would command a pack of them and live in peace
>>545440858Yep.
>>545440679that's his baby you god damn monster
>>545440582don't wanna
>>545441009Same here, anon>>545441152>"Maybe, one day, you can be friends with everyone."
sometimes I dream of brutally eviscerating fave with a chainsaw is that normal
I dontblike tenna
>>545441107it would be like that episode of futurama where bender pretends to be a penguin>>545440679that's his dinner let him digest it
>>545441281is it spamton
>>545441281stop posting mettaton
>>545430161>>545411904this is cursed
>>545441697he will only know agony
>>545441697Oh my god….
>>545441697such a cute monstrosity
>>545441253if that's what he wanted, he failed. Friends talk to friends.
>>545441697Love wins...?
>>545440363link me this spamton pls
>>545441160Abortions for unwanted pregnancies are morally correct
>>545439048little known fact this was mettatons first body before he convinced alphys to give him arms
Why would Toby do this?
>>545441881Let it go, spamtenna is canon and spamton is a beloved character
>>545441845Congratulations on being a new father.
>>545441943spamton getting raped as he should
>>545441881and yet here you are.
>>545441845dude you didn’t even say anything to your child
>>545442013He stole his fucking glasses too. When will this sick annoying dog's crimes be stopped?
will kris look back on their carol conspirator phase years from now and go "ugh that was so cringe"
1 girl and 1 them enter a bedroomthe them comes out pregnant
TEN FUCKING DICE BABIES WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE
>>545441943>spamtons first night on the street after getting evicted
>>545441903inexplicably, he still made hotlands sexiest man of the year awards that year.
>>545440289>kraut is predictable>the other guy is boringyou could've just said that i and tem are both boring.
>>545442229no one plays with trundcolpins
>>545442227noelle raping kris
I liked the pipis more when it was a silly nonsense product Spamton was hocking. Now that I know that they are just faggot eggs they aren't as fun anymore.
>>545442229They fuck like rabbits. Tenna needed a city's population of darkners fast after creating TV world so his darkners were selected based on fertility instead of being connected to the TV world in a logical way.
>>545442229who’s the hottest
Is abortion legal in Hometown
>>545441997I never said it wasn't canon. I just don't care about the pairing as much as other Tenna pairings. It also feels weird because I used to be a Spamton yume...
>>545442097I didn't make that.
>>545442439god, i hope not
>>545441879https://catpetterzcentral.neocities.org/downloads/breeds/spamton
I GOT IT! Pipis are anomaly debris that appear when something that goes against the prophecy happens. Spamton and Tenna were never supposed to meet, their collaboration caused hundreds of Pipis to spawn everywhere. When they separated, Spamton kept spawning Pipis because he was never intended to have an important role in the first place, but his downfall and resentfulness is why the Weird Route exists now. Meanwhile Tenna can't get over Spamton, so he also ends up spawning Pipis which he hides in the closet or ginds into the food. Tenna is in denial that he ever cared but it's really obvious that Spamton left an impression on him. In the wardrobe scene w/Spamton, Tenna begins treating the Pipis he was hiding as a child representing how he's no longer in denial and is ready to take responsibility.
>>545442403they are corrupted digital pet eggs he stole, spamton didn't literally squeeze them out of his vag
>>545442452>queentennafagof course
>>545442476Right, 50% yours <3
he's abandoned his child... he's abandoned his boy...
>>545442439Carol is a mayor in a massachussets expy town, so she's probably a democrat, so probably yes it's legal
>>545442524I also like Mettaton/Tenna, Kris/Tenna, Battat/Tenna, etc
>>545442420i like to think it's more a situation where you open something you forgot about for a while and it's full of roaches
>>545442452>queentennablessed pairing
>>545442279The real difference between the two of you is that I knew which one was going to reply to that post. I can at least hold a conversation with you that has some actual back and forth, that's better than most anons around here.
>>545442452Queenspam is better than queenTenna, damn. Yucky.
hi im faggyfag fag the fucking fag namefag personalitefag fag fucking fag fagf ag fag fagfag the fagging fag ya fags!
>>545442716you know what fuck you doomer I thought we had something special
>spamtennafags being obnoxious catty bitches about their ship yet againthe thread
what would queen and mettaton's dynamic be like
>>545442471my sartorial Sirs
>doomer-tem dramadamn, i started a gay domestic dispute.
>>545442771Kraut calls me a lot of things but doomer isn't usually one of them.
Howdy!I'm Faggy!Faggy the Fagger!You're new to the Bottomground, aren't cha?
>>545441845These are the Faces of Evil! You must conquer each. Here, is the map! Where do you wish to go?
>>545441997correction, spamtenna WAS canon, and now he's going to fuck Mettaton, or be King's boy toy. Sorry sweetie
>>545442657What attracts you to all of those pairings more than Spamtenna?
>>545442862All of the alternative Tenna ships are garbage and the fags who post about them are retarded
>>545411904Snake noelle sprites/Sena O'hara. The darkworld outfit is supposed to resemble a combination of an irish banshee and medusa but I might redo it. This noelle was my favorite so it was nice to finally sprite herHer darkworld weapon would probably be a magical stone orb that petrifies enemy's when held
I'm resisting the temptation to drink a mini-soda really hard right now
>>545442657wow these are all pretty bad. yuck you
>>545443103she cute
Tenna will date Pizzarina and then eat her
>>545443098all tennashipfags are retarded, including you
>>545443061Isn't it weird for a yume to ship two of their yume targets together? I'm not into poly relationships either.
>>545443103>stonegrave
Tenna fucks only one person and that person is YOU!!!
>>545442926I appreciated being included in the wrestling thing but I could do with less dragon ball vore and AI generated porn spam around here. The monkey baby wojacks was pretty grim times too. Basically temfag doesn't get the stimmies stimulating at all.
>>545443103cute pagan
>>545442942yeah, i call you doombass, dipshit, faggot and many other flowery words.
>>545443103the red hair should be just a shade lighter
>>545442862Hey first off, I just got here and didn't talk shit about any ship. Second, the other shipper started it!
>>545442517
>>545442862.t KT pippins
If I were to go through voluntary euthanasia I'd hope Ralsei is the one who is standing by my assigned death bed as he offers me the cyanide pill or whatever people use to commit suicide and gives me one last kiss as I dive into the void
>>545443103i love her so much oh my god
>>545443338Now that's more like it. You put more effort into what you call me than I do into my entire post responding to it.
so when are they going to try and merge into one person
Livestream burning of Tenna's pipis
>>545443619now
Fave got too distracted and has to cook dinner now
>>545440679Spamton KEKED Tennafags...
>>545443516you call it effort, i call it autistic antipathy how people receive it.i used to care a lot what people think of me.when i conjugate some word behemoth, people usually find me fucking hilarious.which has the added benefit that i am not getting my smile rearranged, can T-pose on people and people find me hilarious instead of just an asshole.the dead-panned voice helps it when i call someone "a six piece chicken mcnobody"
>>545443619krebis
Liveleak Fave accidentally blows themselves up while trying to plant an IED on a roadway.
>>545443732Practice cooking for when you become a mom/dad for Tenna and pipisbaby so you can feed them excellent meals
>>545443812holy shit you are a damn cornball
>>545443732What's for dinner chef? I think I'm going to do steak and potatoes with a salad tonight with some jameson to wash it down.
>>545443812whoa antipathy dats my favorite corno triger attack
they used this for her campaign video
*breaks into thread*Hiiii Doomer! Hows it going?
>>545443732yee yee
>>545443991>660th replyyeah that tracks
>>545443812>can T-pose on people
sneotenna sex
this shit never gets old
>>545443710Nope. Not letting that happen.
>>545443889It's word for word some shit I'd hear a boy in middle school say with full seriousness
>>545444268
>>545443812>clock strikes 12 midnight arrives
>>545443812You get away with it because you're smart and not just a smart ass. It takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently.
>>545444517he didn't even know what evolution was
Always bet on Spamtenna Eggpreg Relevancy
>>545444517>doomer actively sucking kraut offI get you’re a fag but at least have SOME decency
>>545443812
>>545443217Understandable
>>545444450
>>545443812i didnt like you before but this post makes me appreciate you a bit :3
Why is everyone treating the pipis in Tenna's head as if it were some huge revelation? We were already shown in game since the new chapters released that he has a pipis, it was quite honestly very predictable for it to be included in his plush.It would have been more of a bombshell if it had been another type of item.
>>545443269Wrong. I'm the one doing the fucking
>>545444770i think i just lost global rep with /utg/ for making that post.
>>545443991It's been a good day. About to go walk to the market and buy some steak for dinner and get back to this suddenly riveting conversation I don't want to leave. Been watching the new Hell's Kitchen season, the rewards have been so ass and the casino hosting it is in the middle of nowhere relative to the northeast. I don't even like Gordon as a chef but his shows are a guilty pleasure of mine for the cheesy reality TV production style it has.
>>545444798at least it wasn't mettaton's balls
How would you feel if Susie or Noelle started eating your hair
>>545444891It's a sound you can hear so clearly you'll know when it happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az3gpmym_4I
tch you know….I wasnt always the way I am now….everyone used to find my *sigh* attitude hilarious thats why I decided to wear a mask of an asshole it’s my curse
>>545444798The question is if they put it in his head as a "living in his head rent-free" joke or to avoid the mpreg implications of having it in his torso.
>>545445241You're the joker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db6QIx11vMA
>>545445290we have no proof that isn't his brain
>>545444891maybe but i think youre neat :3 i still wouldnt let you fuck me but id maybe give you a hugcongrats kraut youre up to one (1) femanon who will tolerate you :>
>>545444732>finllyKill these ESLs
>>545440332Nin10 Doe DS
>>545445176FOR NAVARRO!>*DRAMATIC_WESTERN_JINGLE.OGG*
>>545445484you are not a woman
>>545445484This has been a weird day for kraut don't go too hard on him.
The pain of having figured out the answer for a somewhat common question in here that everyone gives an incorrect answer to that you are now equipped to prove wrong but no one having asked the question or talked about the topic in the thread so you'll have to hold on to this answer in your head for a while until the topic gets brought up again while praying you don't forget about it until the conversation comes up again.
>>545445484don't worry, i don't give a shit if you do, but as a matter of principle, i would prefer if you actually loathed my guts.
>>545442203Kris will look back and neck himself once he realized he completely blew it with Susie
>>545444268real
Honestly I'm just gonna filter all images with a gay emo Ralsei at this point
>>545445484girl what the fuck is wrong with you
>>545445484Holy shit... the IMPOSSIBLE happened... w*men tolerate Kraut.
i hate that i want to have sex with null!tenna. he looks like a toontown enemy
firefox almost crashed my entire pc why the fuck did it take up 99% of my ram
>>545445721You want people lined up, kraut. You want the good guys on one side, the bad on the other. It doesn't work that way, does it? It is never that simple. Love, for example, leads to hate.
>>545445961it's a Holiday miracle
>>545445708Im asking the question
How would you feel if you saw Noelle eating grass
>>545445903hes soo fucking annoying
>>545445629does being a-cup strip me of womanhood? :( dang>>545445696awe, i think he can handle it :3 i think authenticity of his autistic socializing is endearing, i used to be the same way ';-;>>545445721well thats unfortunate for you 3:
>>545445985lolprobably a lot of toontown enemies could be recontextualized in a quirky indie game and become decently successful, if minor, sexymen
>>545442521I don't understand how Tenna has a pipis. Spamton was originally junk mail or a TV ad that left TV land to enter the computer right? He wouldn't have had pipis until he abandoned Tenna
>>545445986How much RAM you got?
>>545445484I'm so sorry you have such low self-esteem, I know it sucks to be in that state but I believe in you being able to gain some self respect and retracting what you said
>>54544617016gb
>>545446080>nose blinkingcharge her batteries asshole
>>545446125in general none of the spamton sweepsstakes stuff makes any chronological sense at all
>>545446218she's doing that!
>>545445903>>545446098Good luck I have literally hundreds of these and the fandom keeps making new ones.
CoL is conventionally attractive and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
>>545443924Tendies, but I'm thinking of making curry too.
>>545446196Huh. Well I'm glad I stopped using Firefucks.
>>545446005yeah, that's why i am shoving the noellefag back into its corner from whence it came.
this is the ideal human form
>the noellefagwhy is there another one
>>545446109Kraut constantly makes posts shitting on women, there is no good reason for you to suck up to him
>>545446349He isn't ugly, but within the context of his personality it becomes immediately clear what kind of self-obsessed annoying autist he is and there's no way to redeem that fucking annoying disposition
>>545446109there is no way you are a women kraut is more likely to be an actual female
>>545446223>scattered across TIME and space
>>545446349the difference between being conventionally attractive and not is a matter of not sitting on a stupid fucking giant chair in a weird room and making a dumb expression(and reputation)
>>545446349He's like a solid 6, could easily hit 7-8 with some time at the gym, but that personality would be a monumental event to surmount. That wasn't even a good photo of him at all.
>>545445918i have love and sympathy in my poor sheivelled up heart '-' is that so bad?>>545445961i mean, i hear some other anon stripped me of that privilege, so they're off to take away my pussy i guess ':/>>545446195awe, i can stop making myself obvious whenever i want :) i can just become an anon again and stop typing the way i like and no skin off my teeth ,^,
dude I'm gonna cry
>>545446601please do.
>>545446223Its funny how no one is addressing the time paradox plot hole in n3w3st_girl other than a few saying it's the AU that Kris sees in the glass shard
>>545446223they're meant to be independent snapshots that capture character moments / backstory, the stuff that toby wants to be conveyed to players will be in the game
>>545446550a point i am indirectly trying to communicate.
>>545446601You’re throwing your time and effort into a bottomless pit
>>545446518That's not Frisk.
>>545446223I've seen this parroted somewhat frequently but never an actual explanation of how it is a plot hole or doesn't make sense
>>545446550sympathy <3 have love for the world and the world might just have some love for you!! i can look and see what mightve led to any view, and while i dont agree i can see how i used to think similar stuff '.,. you should've seen some of the stuff i said about guys in my teen years.. i knew a lot more slurs back then :1>>545446559your'e part of that dang entourage that other anon sent, i just know it!! >:/
>>545446601Why the fuck do type like a quirky rape victim?
>>545446594He's a solid 8 and is cuter than Toby.
>>545446660Dess was stupid and deserved whatever she did wrong btw
>>545446750it's fodder to mislead the schizosremember, most of what we know about dess and FRIEND is from the sweepstakes
>>545446601Being nice to kraut contradicts a lot of his position as some sort of angsty gay hating guy who desperately wants a woman but is simply to chuddy to actually like women. I mostly reinforce his opinions of gays but you being genuine and real with him stands to break him entirely. He might actually have to be nice back.
>>545446660I hate teenage girls so much it's unreal, said me and not fave
>>545446601You're not a tranny, right?
>>545446925Are you the Noelle pedospammer
>>545446109You type like a tranny
>>545447038>Are you the-Oh my god, you're so fucking retarded it's obviously the fucking tranny you moron.
>>545446876Kris is blue in the dark because he is Frisk's child and inherited glow in the dark blue skin from sans ectocock
>>545446925enjoy the (you)s man
there is no way this isn't some kind of honeypot operation
>>545447196for what fucking purpose
>>545446996i don't have to do shit. you carricature.
>>545446601It has nothing to do with the way you type, frankly I wasn't even thinking about that but I just don't think you're sane at all for simping over someone that wishes you nothing but the worst on the daily
Infected thread growing green mold and moss patches
If I lost a girl like this I would probably also go into seclusion and/or permanently leave town
The writers for this season of /utg/ are pulling out all the stops this time. We're shark jumping harder than Fonzarelli right now.
>>545447138Who do you think you're fooling, gulpshitofag?
pig spamton
>>545447224girl don't ask me
>>545447357>gulpshitofagwho the fuck are you talking about LMAO you niggas are people up i swear
>>545446813if this took me any time or effort i wouldn't be doing it, ya silly goose! i just like sharing the things that go on in my brain :3not like yall are in any position to judge!! `^`>>545446949i just like the little faces :3>>545446996awe i dont have any ulterior motives im just sharing `:/ if it does that good for him though! stagnation is terrible....>>545447036nah, im comfortable right where i am! i fell down that rabbit hole years back suffice to say its definitely not for me 3:<>>545447038nah, i just like her :)>>545447081...okay? '.,.
>>545446996The attentionslut will never be fixed no matter what anyone says or does
>>545446080help her make a may little caesars sandwhich instead
>>545447163Why does Kris get so mad at Sans being his step-dad, then?
What if fave asked if you would like to eat shit but then you noticed there dialog box had unfortunate clipping and they actually asked if you would like to eat shitake mushrooms
>>545447412Be easy on me, I'm running low on energy, so ignore my typos
thread is slowly improving
>>545447393
>>545447529Sucks for you, I got the >ake mushrooms
>>545447529ew mushrooms are disgusting
>>545447515because kris wants to be with sans instead
>>545447419Why do you like the NoellepedoI might hate you now I was neutral and uninvested before
>>545442524do you not like queentenna just bcs you think girls are icky
>>545447419>nah, im comfortable right where i am! i fell down that rabbit hole years back suffice to say its definitely not for me 3:<You wanted to be a man in the past?
fave doesn't think that life is worth living
>>545447232anon... i dont like kraut THAT much •~• what do you take me for!! i just think that post helped gimme a pinch of sympathy for the guy. you don't get opinions like that from nowhere, i'm well familiar -~-
>>545446349>>545446952Agreed, the people who call him ugly do it sheerly out of spite, even if I don’t like him. But, I don’t hate him, there are way worse thread schizos, even if his posts are retarded. Good looking guy with dumb opinions
>>545447425I mean yeah obviously >>545447229But what if the grinch's heart actually grew three times bigger because someone finally treated him like whatever it is he's even looking for?What if he met up with a cute german girl after talking to /utg/ girls in a nice way for long enough who wants to spawn krautlings into the world to give his life purpose I'll never personally attain as a gay? Is that not worth fighting for? It's fun to think about at least.
>>545447760okay but are you the noelle pedo spammer tranny?
funi
>>545447632Kris wants to fuck his dad? The incest rabbit hole.
>>545447697nta but i only ship spamton and tenna with each other or with myself
>>545447515You'd be pissed if your dead beat dad just showed up one day without an apology
>>545447402mean… mean to me….
>>545447810he's conventionally attractive but has psycho eyes and is dumb as a stump. I doubt he has an internal dialogue.
>>545446349I have said this since he posted the second ever face reveal, I will keep making fun of his yaoi hands however
>>545447635'•,• i like noelle (aka fave not the spammer lol>>545447724nah, but i used to have friends who did, thought they could handle being men better than the real men do :/ i took some long looks at all the identity stuff. wasnt for me. plus, it didnt go very well for my theb-friends. im quite satisfied as is, y'hear! ;)
going to a petting zoo but it's just a room with spamton and tenna all fours wearing animal ear headbands and waiting for you to feed them slop from your hands
one of the whiteboards is lagging, let’s switch to the less full onehttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25157061-8576-0755
can you guys stop replying to the porn spammer
>>545447890Now that makes sense. Kris should train with him to unlock the bad time powers and beat grandpa Gaster.
>>545446067I have to wait for the conversation to spawn naturally.
>>545448215Who
>>545448093You're not answering my question. Are you or are you not the same Noelle pedo spammer tranny? Yes or no.
>>545447728Fave wants something good to die for to make it beautiful to live. Canonically. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE
>>545448306Aw ):
>>545448167>>545448167>>545448167
>>545447852no i like people my age ,-, like a normal person. dont be a weirdo -._-. sucks that people like that like noelle.. well, im not shifting faves on their behalf!!>>545448215that's not me ;-;
>>545447849you're living some strange fantasies.i try to stay the way things are for better and worse.
>>545448123Spamton would sneak in to a zoo dressed in a poorly made animal costume just to try and get food.
>>545447629Mushrooms are keeno
i cant believe the anon who drew tenna birthing pipises on the whiteboard predicted the pregnant tenna plushies
>>545447697>you MUST eat my hetslop or you hate women?
>>545446125>Spamton was originally junk mail or a TV ad that left TV land to enter the computer right?No. Tenna explicitly says he met Spamton because Kris brought the library laptop home. Pay attention.
>>545449261tenna birthing pipises has been drawn tenfold (ha) by the fandom