If you dont make the thread there is a 100% more likely chance it will be made with slop edition>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>545311137
>thread ded for 30 minsit's over, make the call
>>545420126just use a normal image you fucking tard
boomer slop ass op image
stop making new threads just let this shithole die already
>>545420334>>545420559>>545420768This. All. Of. This.
dsg WON
>>545421780>6 feet under in a feces/piss covered grave for months Nah
>trooners cant even keep the thread aliveAHAHAHAHAHAHA
even doe they got raped and gaped by ergods
>>545420768>>545420897>>545421780>>545422162You contribute nothing to /erg/ you're just an annoying shitposter
GG. I'm sorry for the guardian nightmare earlier Shifty, I went to bed after that was so sleepy lmao
>hundreds of pointless shitposts and mass reply weirdo posts>all quiet when it's time to make a new thread as the bumpl limit is approachingVery curious!
>>545422365gg goat, no worries and thanks for the staffshame it wasn't ed libra, i wanted to try a bewitching branch on a condemned
>>545422492Yeah I had a bunch of stuff prepared for condemned too, Zamor curved sword right as they spawn is kinda nasty. But I can see that if you find 0 LLTBT it's usually normie goat
>Two erg teams have Libra within the same ten ish minutesIt's a conspiracy, nightlords are tied to server time
>Disgusting fat guys posting "nudes">Open and active grooming>Nonstop toxic namedropping and listfaggotry>Mass Reply garbage>GG Posts>LotF posts>Queue takes 30+ minutes because there's nobody who wants to subject themselves to these pack of AGP shitskinsAND you get mad when I post webms and stuff? Hilarious. Adorable. Deplorable.
>>545423185shut up retard
>>545423185the GG posts are so people can queue friend
>>Disgusting fat guys posting "nudes">>Open and active grooming>>Nonstop toxic namedropping and listfaggotry>>Mass Reply garbage>>GG Posts>>LotF posts>>Queue takes 30+ minutes because there's nobody who wants to subject themselves to these pack of AGP shitskins>AND you get mad when I post webms and stuff? Hilarious. Adorable. Deplorable.
>>545423621It lets you know when a run is over so you can queue without wasting so much time.
>>545423393Nah, I'm gonna gloat some more. You fucking retards could've just followed my advice and cutdown on the offtopic GGposts and namedropping since those are antithetical to 4chan's ethos/core values. You could've just been chill. Instead you had to be gooner retards who throw hissyfits because somebody 3barred.>>545423502Nonsense. They're active pollution, literally garbage to clutter the thread that only 3 users can possibly actually care about.>>545423693You could just say "Q now"
i think its time to take the greatbow raider pill
forgot his image award
>>545423185>Please take me seriously
>>545423741"Q now" Happy?
>>545423843You won't, that's what's funny. I was right, I was right about your idiots and the effect it would have on the thread's health, I was also right about pretty much every claim I made about the game in terms of powerlevels, balance and tiers. I've been sitting here STACKING dubs while you retards block one another and look at nudes posted obese faggots who're desperate for attention.
not gonna read any of that + you're an annoying brown faggot + we know it's you dragonigerian
>>545423974How does someone end up like this
This game's winner isthe condemned duchess rotting Libra to death while randos were 3 barred and I was miles away, plinking away with arrows
I think it's the same people who brag about not leaving their house in x weeks/months
>>545424327Tylenol at birth, many such cases
>>545423974>>545423741>>545423185weird druggie melty
q
>>545424116lmfao busting out Dragonirian now? At this stage? Amazing. Please continue. >>545424327Angry but vindicated? Normally it's when they're surrounded by retards who then do the things he warned them not to and end up with a dead thread and a toxic community where everybody is afraid of being blocked or blocking. You don't even have enough spare players to be ABLE to block but you guys talk about it non-fucking-stop. It's nothing but who to block and who's best at carrying your scrub carried asses to the finish line.
>>545424931I only blocked trish, who absolutely deserves it
>>545424931you don't even play this game dude
>>545424484Who brags about that
https://x.com/NightreignNews/status/1984423895735083388>people actually arguing that the Tarnished or Sekiro could beat an ACyou guys don't seriously believe this, right?
>>545422359>>545422449>>545423185Weird crying dilation posts
>>545423185>>545423741>>545423974>>545424931these posts can be traced back to an internet cafe in mumbai
>>545425273I mean, that's a lot of lions
>>545425165That's irrelevant. >previous thread>ctrl+f "block">19 resultsIt's hilarious. You guys HATE each other but you don't want to do anything to bring in new players other than sling shit 24/7 and block everybody. >>545425235I play daily. >>545425429lmao, I know I'm winning when you start with race accusations.
The thread and queue are dead because the game itself is dead and stale. There’s nothing complicated about this.
>>545425574>30k 24 hour peak>10 active currentlySame stats as last week homie. 30k players for a 24hr peak is fine. Game's doing well, this shitstain of a thread isn't.
>>545425273All of them have access to explosive weaponry so they probably could do it after enough tries, after all they can keep coming back forever
>>545425273I mean Sekiro beat a snake that's literally larger than an AC but statistically speaking no they don't stand a fucking chance.
I don't think I can take off defeating enemies builds ult 0+1 considering how getting an ult basically every ED Libra summoning is like one of the best ways to guarantee a decent AoE for that fight
>>545425968he knocked it out briefly and hurt it enough to make it cry a little
>>545425543post previous expeditions screen
AIEEEE WORMFACE SAMA
>>545425697Now look at the all time peak and what it was at even a month after I’m not saying it isn’t fine but it’s objectively less active than it was and that naturally has an impact on things. >>545425968No he didn’t he literally had to hide like a bitch and get sneak attacks in it
I came here after months to find this is now ds2. How lonh has Nightreign been out? I knew this was not gonna last. The type of person to enjoy these games jumping onto the next fad as soon as possible. Serves From right for stooping so low.
>>545425273I don’t know anything about the mech except that it can fly and has fully automatic machine guns which yes is enough to curbstomp all of them
>>545426683Kill yourself first and I'll consider it. >>545426776>Now look at the all time peak and what it was at even a month afterIrrelevant. 10-30k daily is very health for a THREE PLAYER game.
>>545426954>doesn't want to post previous expeditionsi see, so you're just a thread reading shitposter who doesn't actually play the videogamefigures
>>545427040I will do exactly NOTHING to please you or at your request. Kill yourself.
>I will do exactly NOTHING to please you or at your request. Kill yourself.
>>545426724Wormface's difficulty is all over the goddamned place. Sometimes he just rolls over and dies and other times somehow every other lesser wormface in the ruins joins in on the fight and buries your screen in a deluge of bullshit.
>>545427568Well I mean what the fuck did you expect? I think you're subhuman and tell you so often. What would possess you to think I'd do anything for somebody I hate? And even if I did, just like the other times you've demanded proof, the proof you want doesn't actually prove or disprove the matter at hand. You just want me to jump through gay hoops so you can act like a shitstain either way but feel more powerful. So as I said: Kill yourself. Stream it. Then I'll consider it.
>Well I mean what the fuck did you expect? I think you're subhuman and tell you so often. What would possess you to think I'd do anything for somebody I hate?>And even if I did, just like the other times you've demanded proof, the proof you want doesn't actually prove or disprove the matter at hand. You just want me to jump through gay hoops so you can act like a shitstain either way but feel more powerful.>So as I said: Kill yourself. Stream it. Then I'll consider it.
Why is the worst poster in the history of this general still here?
>>545427972>I POSTED A WOJAK AGAIN GUYS!! GOTTEM!!!
>>545425273>Sekiro could beat an ACLmfao he can't even kill a knight in regular plate armour. Not some magical alloy or enchanted armour, literally just a ordinary set of plate armour like you'd find in medieval Europe.
I can't believe bloodflame talon's hitbox extends further forward than a fully charged o flame. Seriously how can o flame be so shit?
>>545426885You’re objectively correct yes it’s a grim state of affairs
>>545428262I think the weirdest part about O Flame is that it's pretty much a direct downgrade compared to catch flame
>>I POSTED A WOJAK AGAIN GUYS!! GOTTEM!!!
>youtubers started making "where the fuck is nightreign's dlc" videos at the same timewill they be able to force From's hand?
>>545428852no they already gave them their money like good piggies now they must patiently wait for the next batch of slop
>>545428852Lol, no. I suspect From wasn't even serious about that end of year deadline for the DLC, or whatever they actually said was misunderstood.
>>545424517KEKKK kek
>>545420126me n who?
>>545428548Yes dude please keep posting. The malding is delicious>>545428852No? >>545428994The deadline was never the "Calendar" year. It was the fiscal year which for Fromsoft ends on March 31. Anything before that date is within their commitments [Japs like to release new stuff close to the date to make the final fiscal report bigger]
Post boobs please
gg hotdogs, wormface I kneel
gg dog
How about that condemned camp ice coctail
>>545429373
>>545429914Thanks
>>545429914I love fat chicks
>>545428994>>545429129they gotta do something, player numbers since DoN update dropped have never been lowerthey should at least release a trailer to build hype, or hint at the new nightfarers so people start speculating on which relics would be good for them
>>545429715that gave me ptsd
>>545430031>since they stopped the content dripfeed people have fallen away from the gameThis is natural and normal. Relax.
>>545428527It's the same as every spell whose identity is "more damage", in exchange for that damage it has no other positive qualities.
>>545430010perhaps one day cardboardcupcake will post her butt...
deep of night didn't really bring many people back to the game it seems
>>545430992Stop being weird
>>545432518It's almost like a mode designed to filter players has, surprisingly, filtered players.
>>545425273who cares
>>545430031Yeah it’s looking grim people have already by and large lost interest barring the biggest fans they better something out soon>>545432518No shit, only the biggest autists find the prospect of such a thing appealing in the first place it was just to pad out content more or less
gg bug
queue
bg fuck you retards
I just don’t have anything else I want to do with Nightreign. I’ll probably play Helldivers until Duskbloods comes out.
>>545434213Don't be mean
>Revenant has blue blood but coats the weapon in red blood with seppukuGame ruined
>>545434348What a retarded choice of ganev
>>545420559Boomers fear ze AI though
>>545426724>practice 2bartierlist gods? your response?
gg adelpretty slick nok routingdidn't even know you could jump over that wall
GG adel, ty for clutching wyldman Im actually just spammiing spells with my brain off.... crystalian build bad habit
>>545439505I look like this and was doing this btw
>>545437631it looks cool and soulful i wish i could play it
I miss boo and gremlin
>>545440196Boo...Fae...gremlin...
>>545440196i miss the 'zuk and the maddy
>>545440196I miss mofu and spirit and stella and gallow
Elden Bing on Switch 2...
>>545441395do you miss deez
>>545442347deez?
GG my internet fucking died.-800 pt.It's gonna be a long night.
>>545422365shifty queen...
the missed roll r1 owari da
Honed bolt's three business days windup is extremely painful for the dog, I cast it, the dog turns around the second I start and has time to kill me before it even comes out, sorry Tide
>>545444017nah ur good, forced duo from dc against dog when we both had subpar shit was rough
>>545444017>>545444148Are you going to service Tide to make it up to him?
>>545440196>>545440274i still play tho
>>545444601I can almost hear gremlin
gentler world is something I could go for, fuck that
>Hit the condemned>Its a trade because of the latency and it kills meNice
nice try ed libra, wish we got more less likely to be targeted we almost had him
REDEEM THE STREAM ZORBJEET YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD
>>545447526I kinda wish you wouldve dropped it for me... fucking Wylder came all across the map to smack me lmao, I shouldve known. Nice try. Mistery ED libra is wicked desu, I was going all in thinking it was ED augur with skill attack power n stuff.
>>545447567When i see him playing cocktail recluse i just close the tab i truly don't get it
>>545447526I wish I had picked any character other than recluse
>>545447732Keep in mind, he's a guardian main. To him, cocktail recluse seems like an effective build because it massively out damages Guardian. Sure, it's much worse than regular Recluse, but his frame of reference is Guardian so he actually thinks he's doing pretty good.
>>545447850Hes pretty tanky to spells even with a full build desu yeah...
>>545444229That jeet has to settle for his hand >>545447714>>545444601Cute cocksleeves
>>545447850Ive had an okay climb anyway. Fun run!
>>545448335I literally picked guardian by accident because I was so sleepy eeeew bird disgusting
>>545448335>>545448514Cute trish
>>545448598Nyo Im gonna take a break now tho, queue you later
scuff'd seed
>>545447946full build haha...i had 0 staff drops aside from the crystal staff from the mines
>>545448910I dropped nearly everything for skill attack power thinking it was gonna be ED augur lol
Gremlin give me your seal RNG all I got was hot garbage
>>545449062i got pretty bad seals too besides those discus seals to be fair it was a dry run all around
>>545429914Bedroom eyes unf
>>545429914Me when I see male nightfarers
is trish nox
>>545447567Ok
>>545449515oh nooo don't rape me haha
>>545447473You rike?
>>545449574Yeah nok on my tuah
>>545449574Trish has a cute smol gock and fat tits
Now that Nightreign is officially dead, what game are we moving on to next?
>>545451101I don't know!!! All games suck!!
>>545451101A game called rope & chair
>>545451101Final fantasy tactics
>>545451101I’ve went back to overwatch to get GM. I do like nightreign but a lot of people have been getting annoyed at me needing to have unbreakable 40 minute adventures irl. I kinda wish there was a 1.5x speed mode to see if it works
>zorb dies of his own fault WHERE ARE MY TEAMMATES BRO
>>545452041Can you leave him alone please? He was right about 4channel /erg/ being overly critical
>>545453181ironic, seeing as he's overly critical of his teammates
i remembered again why i don't touch raider, every other curse has poison/rot buildup when hit or below max hp and his retaliate encourages you get hit and be below max hp
>>545453601High Depths completely break Raider and Guardian's niches. You have to end up playing them like worse Wylder's or some sort of caster gimmick
>>545442415Yeah deez nuts haha
>>545425273Bro just use a dragon slayer axe and smack its feet. Everything falls to this.
>>545450728>>545449574>>545450492>>545448598Don't talk about an underage boy from India like this thanks
>>545427752yeah no idea about the hitbox when they puke all over
gg heolstor jesus christ that zap damage revenant what the fuck
>>545451101Dark Souls 3.
>>545451101Not telling. I don’t need the freaks that prowl this place to shit it up too>>545453181Ehhh it is but it’s deserved.
>>545454527>more lightning revenantsAnother one joins the cult.
>>545454541Who is the semen demen?
>>545454527They had basically every slot filled with 14% damage or more, the game was rigged against Heolstor from the start
>>545454249So is he underaged or 40 years old make up your mind
>>545454625More like dragon CUMnnion
>>545454527that first cast in phase 2 did over 5k damage i dont think ive ever had one lightning spear hit that high
>>545454625Shame dragon communion is awful in nightreign...
>>545454805D-Do you like that for real?
>>545453890Lol true. Dormant Fists work but why not just do that with Wylder?
>>545454867Absolutely. You waste almost your entire FP bar to deal damage comparable to a lightning spear or rock toss. Rot one at least inflicts rot, the others are not worth it at all. Not even the frost one.
>>545453890Weirdly they nerfed Guardian too when they buffed relics to not proc when you receive damage through guard, because as a result you also can't trigger taking damage boosts damage negation via that method anymore
>>545454928May I touch your boobies?
>>545454928We need you on BLACKED.com
>>545454805You've gone too far this time gremlin. Correction will have to be applied.
>>545454805
>>545454928Exactly star fists/spiked caestus synergize better with his bleed hookshot and if you get fire balls then you are the designated dragussy gaper. Also I'm going to milk your big fat fits.
>>545455231We need you in CONTAINMENT.com dear terrjeetxir
>>545455303>5kGod DAMN they must have gotten stacked with all the damage ups that run.
>>545455385Is terrjeet actually the bbc-spammer? Proof?
>>545454693A recent incident has led me to believe he's probably a 16 year old brown sperg with attention deficit disorder. This tracks with his general behavior and typing style.
>>545426885i remember your screenshots because of the squiggly brackets on your file names and i always liked them
>>545454805I saw lotus do like 4.5k but they were decked out in 18% charged incantation boosts with a godfrey icon and scorpion talisman.
>>545455303why are casters allowed to do this while melee cucks have to hit 200 damage per r1
>>545454867Dragonclaw should've been the default spell for communion seals, Dragonfire sucks so much ass
>>545455487yes it’s him he’s the same one who does the retarded tier list and makes the same nonsense gibberish posts like pic related every thread literally the same speech and behavior
>>545455487
>>545455763dsg is so weird
>>545455763even doe big black kino is erg culture
>>545455763This could be any dsgroid, although I will concede that terrjeet has been caught saying 'doe' mutliple times. However, I thought he was supposed to raycis? Real racisist don't post Judeo-demoralization slop like bbc porn.
>>545455597You can do ~700 per R1 if you go full retard into damage and take zero damage negation passives but yes it's still not fair
alright then
>>545456304He’s definitely not a “real racist” he’s a brown schizophrenic that habitually projects and will say things that are the polar opposite of each other on a whim, hence why he calls everyone jeet/tranny/tranny chaser despite being all of those things himself
>bitching out at a mystery bossIroneye and Wylder you are both pussies.
>>545457450Shut up lotus all you do is complain like a little faggot bitch
>PW Trannies can't even abude by Mystery Niggas>Regularly CSS Alt+F4 to filter their matches>Still think they're hot shitlol, lmao even
>>545457682That little faggot bitch at least didn't alt+f4 out.
>>545457702
>>545457702What game is that webm?
>>545457702who are you quoting
>>545455763Did dsg get banned from the board?
>>545458353Yes
>>545457702>troonraver druggie continues to be the worst poster ITT
>>545457450You do know only one of them needs to queue dodge for the match to cancel, right? Pretty retarded to call them both pussies when it's just one.
>>545458353no it just died since the one retard who posted in it scared away everyone else and couldn’t keep it bumped
>>545455597ISA Colossal can do like 800~1200 per r1
>>545457682He's a miserable faggot as well, I can see why many people blocked they/them.
Smelter Demon-sama...
>dragon cult damage up is as good as lightning damage +4damn, didn't know it was that good to stack that bonus
I for one always cherish playing with ergites
>>545455763what does "zuk it up zuk it up maddyo maddyo" even mean or how does it even sound
queue pls =3
>>545460283never
>>545460283Still queued' kitten?
pspspspspsps
>1/3lying tranny KYS
>>545460283I'm already 1/3
>>545460283>>545460207Ew. I can smell your rotting axewound from here.
>castertranny ignores pings and goes off on their own>thinks they know better with their huge reddit brain>immediately eats shit and downs>comes crawling back to the team because they can't do shit on their ownpure catharsis
Why is this garbage a purple weapon
>>545460881Name? For the unblock list
>>545461367Good question. Why isn't Godslayer Greatsword a legendary weapon in Nightreign when it''s part of the 'legendary armaments' cheevo in Elden Ring?
>>545461586Because they wanted to flesh out the Purple tier>>545461367The unique R2s are quite strong and fun. Also has great scaling iirc.
>>545461673Meanwhile, some weapon types have no golds...
>>545461673The r2 is unusable dogshit what do you mean
>>545461802Yes including Daggers. It's not a bad thing. You should be glad that items like RoB and Black Knife or Sword of Milos are purple not Yellow. >>545461876Nah it's highly damaging and pretty stylish.
Ugh, that last flame wave... and I really thought we had enough damage for that scion but clearly we didn't.
>>545461586Oddly enough, there are two legendary armaments that aren't part of the cheese, even though I distinctly remember getting it with the Godslayer GreatswordThe 2 are GS Greatsword and Black Knife
>>545462104>cheeseI really gotta turn off autocorrect Achievement
>>545462104For gameplay reasons, people don't want their drop rate to go down because they're actually useful
I'm noticing people ignore pings more often now.
Why did all the shields have their special passives ripped away? stupid ahh game
holy dead queue. i guess i missed the neet hours
Beat Ralva the Great Red Bear with nothing but the Red Bear claws and the Red Bear setFeel like a beast
>>545460283>>545460207BasedI can smell your freshly long white pole creampied womb from here
>>545462954don't talk about a troon like this retard
>>545462619If it was the royal revenant, securing Astel was a bigger priority
>>545463031No it was the church. I pinged it before you even left for the fort because I needed backup for the bats.
idk how my ult missed canceling first tornado it was practically inside of him i think
>>545463284>0 flasks and 6th sense used on adelsteam? for the blocklist
>>545463084Oh. I usually just pop my ult as revenant to grab those, the thought did not occur to me.
>>545463284HELP
>>545463469>>545463361yup that's a wyldjeet moment alright
>>545463397It wasn't even charged up yet by then. Lost all my runes to the bats twice. It's why I was level 1 for a grand chunk of day 1. I didn't even care about the golem boss, I just wanted the seals. But I guess the meta is "Fuck off revenant you are on your own".
>>545463397i just empty my inventory and mash pick up on everything and jump off
>>545463557>>545463084>lotus throws a melty for the umpteenth time>this time because xhe can't solo some fucking batsThis is a new low even for you.
>>545463637Fun fact: If you mash fast enough you will drop an item even if you have space for it. It happened to me as I ran by to pick up 2 seals despite having 4 spaces.
>>545460283Tide made this post btwgg knotter
>>545463557If I'm down fighting the golem and see a rev dies to the bats up top I can't do shit little nigga
>>545463710Yeah I've had weird ass shit like that happen from mashing too fast. I think I've mashed shit out of existance. retarded ass game
>>545463284What does it mean?
>>545463781The golem wasn't even aggrod the other two just left.
tide unblock me fucker i've stopped playing guardian ages ago
>>545463557>AAAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEE BATSAMA I KNEEEEEEEEL
>>545463856I've had 1 open slot before and picked up like 8 sharts at once and the game ate the remaining 6.I felt like shit.
>>545463871It is literally your fault for willingly playing with Terr I'm not joking
>>545463862gremlin is showing off their broken wrist and asking for adjustment
>>545464058>theirhis*
alright i didn't even want to play that much already and if the only people on right now are tide terr and 'jark I'd rather just jerk off or something
>>545463084I thought you were pinging to fight the golem and thought nah fuck that, and figured you'd just pop ult to grab the seals at worst. I'm too used to having ult up 24/7 on my revenant I guess. Sorry man, my bad.>>545463679To be fair it was an invader church and we were level 2
>>545462945Here's vibeo https://youtu.be/KHbiabAKBbk?si=suaGhQ67LTPPhR7a
>>545463921I only have danteV I even unblocked dingle and trish
>>545464237i guess we don't play at the same times then anymore huh. makes sense I suppose.
rate the list
>>545464237>blocking dantev>not blocking his alt trish
>>545464329I haven't been playing a lot or very consistently
>>545464237>I even unblocked dingle and trishWhy?
>>545464346lotusxisters....not like this.....
>>545464237dingle I can tolerate, trish is just fucking obnoxious and is never leaving the blocklist, the only one to stay despite not being a cheater
>>545464346Why lotus?
>>545464593They gave them some harsh criticism a bit back and they've been seething since.
>>545464593probably the cheated relics
>>545464632lol>>545464669post screenshot
>>545464868i dont have a screenshot but he has 6x perfect dragoncult effects
>>545464346>Lotuskino, laggy tranny BTFO.
>>545464538Trish plays like a fucking retard. They clearly do not belong in D5 games.
Why are there 0 similar games to Nightreign? What went wrong with game devs?
>>545461964>you should be happy with less varietyretarded take
>>545465614retard
>>545465298But doesn't she get a pass for being a cute girl?
>>545465634That's what you are, correct.
>>545465686he's a fat balding indian man so no
It feels like all of the normal players left the pool. The amount of times I actually get in a game and see 2 names I'm excited to play with has gotten smaller and smaller.
>>545465816You probably just don't recognize their new names yet.
t. Least self-aware part of the problem contributor
>find gaming group who likes NR>they only want to play with voice chat onI guess I was destined for a life of seclusion and hanging around the most insane schizo's on the internet.
>>545465804You can't just say everyone is a fat balding indian man when literally no one here is that.
>>545465963What do you expect from devilknight?
>matchmaking faileduh oh blocked stinky
>>545465963Its part of his condition. He'll start calling everyone brown jeets soon.
>>545466007I have lotus unblocked but probably have you blocked
>>545465924What group? Are they any good? I'm down to play with them if they're at least D tier and above for our list. Randoms are truly cancer each one is an erotony or venomous or worse.
>>545466005I expect nudes from Devil Knight
>>545465816What makes you say that? The majority of posters here are fun to play with and can always result in a win. The few outliers being terr and dingle.
>>545466181Why the fuck would I ever introduce someone from this shithole to them
>>545466060I have lotus blocked and plan on blocking any more miserable troons.
>>545465963>no one here is a fat balding indian man
>>545466453Nobody cares devilknight/terr
>>545466232I have terr, dingle, trish, zane, and bjark blocked
>Lotroon seethingkino
>>545466557also i don't have tide or devil blocked but it's pretty apparent they get off on being the most obnoxious shitheads possible
Can't speak for Tide but that's not true at all. Lotus is just being a sensitive pussy because I made fun of his net which then turned into more shit flinging.
Here's my blocklist, if you see your name on it state your in-game name and reason why you should be unblocked.
You're triggering him please stop
No need to request unblock.
>>545466865Based fizzbuzz blocker fuck that cheating dipshit
good night erg
>>545466865unblock me coward
Nah das GAWDlike markconnelley0013!
Dont worry anon, I'll never block you
quick 3bug
>>545459009>>545466462>>545466386>>545465891>>545464118>>545464146>>545462954truthful poignant posts which struck nails on their respective heads and hit nerves accordingly
ok sorry that Ghiza art actually does 0 damage even with openings and dragonwound. looks cool thoughI really lost the frost breath competition
>>545466626This but also terr>>545466891lol
>>545467825where did you get so many dragonwound grease thoyou spammed it whole match
I'm going to forcefully feminize terr with estrogen and sissy hypno videos until he stops being a chud
>>545467825Not even executor can make the weapon art actually worth using sadly, you'd think it would turn into a mega bleed machine but no it's still shit
>>545467925not him but the gigamerchant sells unlimited dragonwound grease
>>545467925I got the passive that gives it when I do dragon incants
>>545468026worst part is it was red with [Weapon inflicts sleep] and perma dragongrease with Jar Talisman it was doing 107 per tick to caligo's leg with 610 AR
DLC.... please... where is it...
So this is how it ends huh... I guess in the end it wasn't so bad...
>>545469000I love dolls so much bros
>>545469000It was a nice run here. Maybe I'll be back for the DLC.
>>545468886>>545469000>>545469256See you next year can’t believe how quickly time has flown
GG Cold dogs, Shame, I was ready for ED dogs lol
>>545469586I wasn't really ready for either since the game refused to give out any real attack buffs or full hp negation. I just yeeted the one I had because a white with full hp negation isn't going to do shit.
gg
HP+ or phy/aff damage negation for dagger duchess?
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEW POSTER ADDED NOVEMBER 5TH 2025)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tiercardboardcupcakezdrada enjoyergremlinmonicayyslero sisterzullie>C tiermiquella goonettemellownora kisaragishiftyduckbrynhildrcc>D tierrellana roleplayermadisongemmy clone
if i got touched once by anything even with max hp negate i exploded
>>545471216seeing was also difficult
So I jumped of the cliff the moment I got matched
>>545470561Why are /erg/ girls so addicted to BBC?
>>545471216>>545471362lmao, gg bugs
thanks for the knif it helped
Ggs Wylder/Rev, Sorry I was playing a bit sluggishly my game was stuttering the entire run, the meme about AMD drivers being dogshit is true. This is the second time it's happened now.
GG bird landing, that went really smooth.
GG Mystery caligo, Great team! God damn she died fast.
>>545472843Despite being so fucking huge they don't get hit often by lightning strike. It's so irksome.Very GG though. Was a very good run.
Are all /erg/ games D4 and D5?
>>545471671It's been fucking decades, are AMD cards still that bad?
>>545472923Pretty much yeah, don't let that discourage you though!
GG level 15 church rats, hard fought victory.
>>545470561>>545471405don’t talk to yourself and refer to >>545455385
>>545472923Yeah all 1 games going on at any given time
gg wandering nobles we all wiped and ragequit
>>545472925The card is strong but the drivers are a toss up
>All these posts showing off they have me blocked when all I've done is quit out ONE game like two weeks ago.Okay? you fucking schizos, you must be a friend group or something. If you want my attention so bad you can just add me you know.
uh oh trish melty (again)
>>545473748You also threw a melty in zorbs chat then got banned then continued the melty in erg. Also gave femanon the ick by adding and typing cringe posts on her profile.
>>545474008Even if that was true (which it's not, all I did was be like lol why u ban me. dont be a pussy), what does have anything to do with the game dummy lmao>>545474008
>>545473748The fact that you think that is the reason and not something else proves you are worthy of this. Brownoids are not capable of self-reflection and taking any form of self accountability on their actions.
>>545473748im sorry but you are sub rando tier you fucking die to everything and don't help route shit
>>545474465Okay dingle write a few paragraphs why dont you
idk
>>545473748>should I take accountability and admit I was wrong?>hmm no instead I will keep coping and blame others for my own stupidity
>>545475035I just woke up so I have an excuse to be this fucking shit. Probably the worst caligo I've done with erg.BUTI gave practice the godslayer greatsword SO I kind of contributed, a little. Giga cope.
>>545475246i got hit by two different tailswipes both at min and max range which was cool i guess
>>545475104No idea what you are on about friendGG Adel
Ggs DPSisters... Forgot to buy +2 stone at the Township Merchant.>>545475386Trish gooning and playing at the same time, impressive!
>>545475104Genuinely if I was at fault on something I'd understand, and on a few occasions I've been polite even but I know at this point the blocking thing is just trolling, hence I don't explain myself to any sch*zos
>>545475372Those have the longest lingering shitboxes known to a man, don't feel bad if you get hit by them. They probably want you to jump at them at medium distance, but that's not intuitive.
>>545475438I had wending btw
>>545473010It's true though. Most of /erg/'s girls and sissies exclusively fuck black men.
>>545475535Look at this. >>545455494 Do you still not understand why no one likes you?Hint: You being bad at the game is irrelevant and neither is pointing down on another shitter
>>545466557this is unironically the first EVER non-tierlist post on erg to contain my name in text btwI've been here since release
>>545475834No I don't understand
>>545475883Hey Zane you're cool and I would never block you unlike trish who is a gay retarded jeet
>>545475834how do you know that screenshot talking about cc profiles is trish
>>545475951Then you're a lost cause, stay blocked. I don't really care about explaining why or even talking to you, blocking you means nothing to me.To you it was something gay and unjustified and worth crashing out about but to me it was Thursday.
SAAR UNBLOCK ME SAAR YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD
>>545475883ok hogger>>545475834reformed, non-melty trish is amicable thot. anon that trish tried to add twice and whose steam profile a melty was thrown in
>>545476163Even if you "cared" (which I know you dont because you're just some thread schizo)>>545475386Ironic that I'm playing with bryn here yet you're white knighthing, she's not gonna be your discord kitten
>>545476332Thank you, finally someone spitting some fax here, I'm pretty sure cc, dingle and bjark are some sort of circlejerk steam friendgroup who suck massive cocks
>>545476462>I'm pretty sure cc, dingle and bjark are some sort of circlejerk steam friendgroup who suck massive cocksYeah, mine.>>545475386>Ironic that I'm playing with bryn here yet you're white knighthing, she's not gonna be your discord kittenWho is this aimed at?
>>545476462Sorry I meant the other retard who plays all day skorvan. Because they're the only ppl I had some sort of interaction to be blocked like TWO weeks ago and they're still salty vaginas
>>545476065pretty obvious considering the typing style and he's like the #1 sperg here
That was my bad.... didn't find any good negation that round, sorry bros....
nice try fulghor, i did not have enough negation
>>545476662I mean I also fucked up two dodges... on duchess. Bleh.
>2 revBryn and Shifty?>Bryn and Shifty indeed
>>545476693>>545476696It happens, Nice try anyways team!
>>545476662>>545476693>>545476696
>dying to Fulghor as Duchessoh no no no sisters...
>>545476163>Then you're a lost cause, stay blocked. I don't really care about explaining why or even talking to you, blocking you means nothing to me.To you it was something gay and unjustified and worth crashing out about but to me it was Thursday.
>>545476662>>545476693>>545476696you should be able to no hit fulghor at this point c'mon
>>545477220fulghor is my worst boss funnily enough lol
Well, the queue is dead you missed your chance to play with an S tier. Good night.
>>545477456pipe down C tier don't get cocky
nice throw zorbjeet
>>545473748My cute brown bangladeshi wife
>>545475726i still need you to refer to >>545455385 terr
>>545476462>>545476631i don't have you blocked unless you're trish or one of the tres luchadores de arcos que son genialesif i don't play with you it's a timezone issue
>>545478616tres luchadores de arcos que son geniales?
>>545478616i am trish and I called you a shitter once get over it nigga, I'm willing to make up with you and just play normally
>>545477521Watch your tone when talking to me D tier
anyway i'm queuing
I'm humbly requesting the people advocating for trish to explain themselves. All hours of the day and night he does nothing but be a negative influence in these threads. There are so many posts and pics proving he's nothing but a parasitic schizo from twitch of all places that is consistently the primary aggressor of so many people here. How can you anons hold him in any semblance of a positive light and stomach not blocking him?
>>545478918I love anime girls
I've won with VenomousNemesisGAWD and Zorbie what's your excuse to have him blocked shitters?
>>545479049i blocked himpretty sure the few anons who keep saying he's le cute girl don't play with us let alone the game itself, they're just here for the porn and drama/shitpostingthat's how you get liked around here btw, as long as you spam shitty porn images people will think you look like that and forgive all wrondoings. although alot of anons see through that and think he's a desperate retarded brown sperg anyway
>>545479049pepe with the truke
>>545479049Because they have so little human interaction particularly with girls that some indian posting a picture of a cute anime girl is enough for them to believe that person is a cute girl that looks like that. Same reason why onlyfans whores who have way more simps than humanly possible to text to, hire browns from Pakistan and India to send them cute messages every day, they're just farming lonely retards.
>>545479049They are pretty cool and epic
>>545459424i was hitting for 2k per r1 one time.
>>545420126AI is so soulless and ugly, goddamn.
>>545479049Because I've had no issue + they made troonchaser Acejeet mad, which is based.
>>545479049Let's be real most of it is trishjeet samefagging.
>>545479391We saw your epic clips bjark
>>545479451This, and the troon Zorbiters in his chat like cardboardcupcake
>>545465614>less varietymore variety, you mean. cos you have a decent chance of actually seeing the purple weapon in question.
gg hotdog, a bit spicy that oneI also won the "forgot about night tide and died in the rain" award, wooo
>>545479049>Asks people who like Trish why>Half the replies are anons hating on Trishlmao
legendary stonedigger build incoming
>>545479671what's felicitated mean?
sad ragebait attempts guys we know it's like two schizos samefagging, also queue
>>545479684When you read the first line where he specifically asked for a response from the anons who were "advocating for trish", did you just willingly ignore that? The excessive replies against Trish is always nice to see as proof we aren't too far gone and the people who do in fact like him are still few in numbers. Good b8 though.
>>545479898Trish and Shifty when they play Duchess...
>>545479898>sample0 IQ turd worlder doesn't know how to properly save an image. Figures.
>>545480024Stay mad I know u love these
>>545479980when she* plays Duchess
>>545479671How many times did shYtlaire go down?
>>545479980hey you were asked a question >>545479049 go respond
>>5454801783 times. 2 were a mistake, one was unavoidable (nuked from behind while aggroed by dogs).
>>545480178Don't call every random player here shit you annoying thread reader
Do I only need to summon Hornsent once against Messmer for quest progress? Or does he need to be there for the win?
>>545480584Once
>>545479464i'm dingle though and i really hope you didn't see it because i did fuckall that run, i think i got 4 r1s off on phase 2 heolstor before 3 barring
>>545479049I saw anons shittalking Trish, so I expected them to be bad but then when I actually got into game with them they were alright. After a few more games, I realized they were better than half the anons I’ve teamed up with though their pathfinding sucks.idc about avatarfagging or forced thread personalities.
>>545479464wtf i was taking a shower and eating lunch don't talk about me when i'm not here
>>545479049>ermmm actually he secretly stirs drama and on zorbans stream one tI don't care about any of that they are just bad at the video game. KEK am i right fellow gamers
>>545480737>>545480759You taking a shower together?
>>545480675Cool, thanks. Also, while I'm here, do I miss out on anything by not picking a side in Leda vs Hornsent?
>>545480821lets make this a fight to rememba
>>545480504>random player True is he random-tier
>>545480804no i'm playing bloodborneman the jump between depths 2, 3 and 4 chalice dungeons is huge. i wanted to grab myself the beast claws but it might have to wait until i'm basically finished the main story bosses
>>545480904You have never played with usStop shitposting
>>545480958It's just facts and you're more upset that he was, upset xister moment.
>>545480893Cool, thanks.
>>545481061I have no reason to be upset, I don't even know who you are lmao.
>>545480743>they
>>545480737classic dingletroon
>>545481289And yet you care enough to reply.
>>545481606Anon, where did I say that I did not care? Is reading too hard?
>>545480737Can you post your steam please so I can block you
>>545481742why would you need me to post my steam for thatcan't you just go into your match history?
>>545481823No because we haven't played in a while
>>545481689Why is the maintenance so long I want to squish some cheeks.
>>545481907so just block me next time you match with me.
>>545481689nice take zzz poster, i uninstalled it because the dailies take too long...
>>545478241>>545479049>>545479405>>545479451>>545480943>>545481981>>545482260Yup. You hit the nail on the head here. These posts? Categorically correct. Job well done.
good try for being underlevelledcan you not res me during holster nuke in future, you did it twice thank you
i burnt through three stacks of shards on that fight...maybe i should have lived up to my reputation and brought more
>>545484559Is what it is, we didn't have a lot of runes for shopping or time to go to another rise. Should have landed at the bottom of that one fort so we could just do the invader and leave instead of spawning it at the top
>>545484501>shitter goes down>yet still blames xher's teammatesNot a good look, sis.
>>545484829where is the statement blaming anyone for anything? are you autistic?
q now for the videogame
>>545484951You downed because you're a low skill shitter and then got mad at your teammates for reviving you. Sounds like seething to me.Next time don't be a burden to your team and don't complain after a run, 'mkay? Take the loss like a man instead of being a whiny little faggot.
>>545485352Get a job
>>545485534Good post, good chance that player is a revtroon or some flavor of castersissy (the most insufferable types)
>>545484501Is this one of the usual suspects for complaining?
>>545451101new hyrule warriors game came out
queue?
>>545454659Zullie (Male)
It's November, when are we expecting ED Heolstor and DLC?
I can play Nightreign forever. Goddamn. Please give us a whole new map, From Soft. Liurniaveld, c'mon. Make me happy.
>>545486698Get a job
>>545486875>Makes an assumption about someone else's lifeAnybody passing by who reads this, people who assume things about you are never worth conversing with. Ever.
>>545429183Yeah, I’m thinking eternal kino >>545451187Owl cunny sexo
>545486965You seem upset.
>>545469000Nice detail here. Very nice.>>545485736>>545486875This.
wheel go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
gg caligoi'm tilted fucking 3 ice crystals on that same spot in a row
Actual CEkino coming through
If only this was one of the actual good abilities
>>545487778also to the guy saying meteorite doesn't need stamina last thread you're wrong if you don't have the full required amount it cancels the cast after one barrage stupid fucks don't play the game
>>545487778Gg thanks for passing me the black flame torch. I selfishly just went all the way to the church and then back to the night 2 spot when the circle was closing
>>545485534what an obnoxious post
>>545487602Our damage was stupid. Everything melted in seconds day2 and Adel lasted 1 minute.
>>545487778shut the fuck up cc you fag
caligofuck urself stop moving
GG dragon great team! melted her EZ
GG calico, forgot to take pic. Thanks for the carry wyldmen!
>>545490073Np cutie :)
cc if you want I can still forgive you and drop you lots of cool staffs, how about it huh!
>>545490073why are they doing this to revenant
>>545490247She 3 barred and they are reviving her anon.
>>545490276how did she 3 bar at the beach while duchess and recluse are in bikinis
>>545490318DLC
>>545490247Just some light hearted foreplay before their WyldBVLL arrives
>>545490318It involved a land octopus, im afraid this is a blue board so I cant go into further details.
>>545490008maybe if you lose weight you can catch him
>>545490398I bought it, tell me
>>545490318it's nightreign beach episode
>>545490073>erg meetup
Gg long Caligo
>>545491412It's the second time I do Caligo with this shitty fire whip and it is so bad.
who just alt-f4ed, identify yourself so we can shame you
>>545481689You keep replying because you are upset and care very much though, he won.
>>545491585So right sis
>>545491482All the damage from her on me was random ice slop she leaves on the ground.
GG Adel, didn't even get hit lol
i had nearly 800 AR on my blue ass greatbowi didn't think I was gonna get one so I didn't go get a sharddamnit
>>545491579me
>>545491412Forgot pic
>>545492137the dinosaur hunts by ear as long as you don't move he can't hit you :)
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>545492201why? you're better than this
why he do dat
how japs label their boss presets
>>545493608No labeling present.
>>545493608thats an excellent idea but why the fuck don't fromsoft let us name our presetsfucking b team
>>545493647use your noggin
>>545493752No labeling is present though.
>>545493814>>545493647>retardthey're using the "night of the X" relics to mark the preset that matches with that boss
>>545493929That isn't labeling though.
>>545494031That is a form of labelling. You can trust me, I'm the Label Authority.
I only blocked dantev (cheater) and venomous nemesis (bad to the point of griefing suspect)did venomous get gud? I played a couple games with him and he instantly 3bar'd to absolutely everything during those runs, but with these dwindling numbers I kinda want to reconsider
>>545494031Are you actually autistic or something?
>>545494178venomous is a steam forum mans from when alex spammed our password on the steam forums. he's not actually from 4chan
>>545494031Don't trigger her.
>>545494246wait so he never posted here? tbf we all have to come from somewhere, as long as he participates and gg us after a game he's fine in my book (in that regard at least)
>>545494476He's never posted here afaik. The only time his name ever comes up is people wondering who he is. Several people have him blocked due to it.
>>545493608I use the same relics for every boss.
gremlin said he hasn't beaten ED libra yet in depth so i want to carry him
GG Pests, great team! Rev claws on chrs other than Rev make getting revives free lmao
BG pests, sloppy team! Niggerbug acting like exactly that makes getting spammed into a corner free lmao
https://x.com/DeviantHorde/status/1986269389650305530
first it hard crashes my pc then the game stays at 30 fps when i reconnect making me 3bar to bugs
>>545495348Small indie company pls understand
>>545494647I see, he stays blocked then>>545495074I already carried him vs gigagoat, you're late
ggs team, the horse was the raped
>>545496542don't do that to horses
>>545496542gg horse
>>545496589( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>545496542>>545496619two minute gigarape lmaothis was my test run for arcane respec ironeye, and it's honestly very good
>>545496849>this was my test run for arcane respec ironeye, and it's honestly very goodhell year
>>545495348Surprised your shadowplay recording didn't get corrupted due to PC crash. Also, that match was too close, almost ended by 90 90-minute streak. I would have blamed you for your eternity if we didn't pull through.
>>545496849was it? I found the +vig+str relic better for D5 (more survivability and weapon diversity), but I currently use neither and just stack +attack and dmg negation
>>545497091i had a wending and ult to revive it was fine
>>545497095>survivabilityNothing some Vigor + 3 stacking or 'Increased Max HP' won't do, it's like 100 HP, and you lose more dex on the vig/str relic vs the arcane relic. Feels really good if you have a poison bow and synergize it with poison mark deep skill relic effect. Also you are wasting your time using STR weapons on Ironeye, he does not have the base poise/HP/stam to be using them at high Depths. Just use Wylder if you want weapon variety and Wylder/Raider for str specifically. >>545497263*90 depths streak and idk man too close, no matter how much I feel like these fights down they act like inconsistent spastics in 3 player, especially the elemental spam ones like both bugs/both Caligos etc.
why is it 100% bugs when i get you pepe...
>>545497606about weapons I mean, sometimes you're facing and caligo/bugs and the only good thing you got was a cranial vessel, the +str relic would make the aow damage on that kind of weapon much better
The poison set up only uses 6 lines (7 if you +1 the increased dmg on poison) out of the 18 available. With cheat engine you could set up the full poison build within another build.
I have 3000ish hours on Elden Ring
man discus is the best spell for ED libra, just carried some random 8bars with itshame there's no consistent way to get it
video game!!
2 intense cartoon violence horse rapes in a row. ggs gang
>>545499119rat
>>545498058Sure but Rivers of Chud goes swoosh swoosh, swoosh swoosh swoosh...swoosh!
>>545497095I do have some HP in the build but overall I prefer to build for damage on all characters>>545499097>>545499119gg
Unblock me fags
gg bug they should double normal gnoster's hp. joke boss
No tr*sh, you proved to everyone yesterday you deserve to be blocked
One tricks of the PW, can you start playing other things, you're fucking boring.
>>545500160if i switch to ironeye or wylder would that make you happy
>>545500160are you talking to someone in particular?
>>545500230On the contrary, people who main revenant or the such are usually really versatile, people who only spam ironeye or wylder are so fucking autistic
good god trish you are a retard
>>545500006It's called Everdark Sentient Pest>>545500401>least obvious revtranny falseflag
>>545500230of course not, he would find a way to see even pussy being handed to him on a silver platter as a bad thing
>>545500160i play casters because someone has to be the damageevery time i've tried to play something else i have 20 minute night 1 fights because nobody on the team does damage
>>545500160i did and it's been fun but there are days where i want to steamroll the game with the character i play best
>>545500530Silence minority
Seem like queue is a lot slower lately, I guess only about 10ish still actively play left?
>>545500610I am talking about ironeye/wylderfags really
>>545501064Thats about how many ever played even back in er. Filtering out alts gets you a pretty small group of regulars most anons avoid.
>>545501064yeah since last week it's been somewhat dead even during peak hours>>545501083someone has to play the government mandated ironeye, games just go better with him
moooooooon
ggs, was hoping for an ED but whatevs
annoyed that it was normal dog idc
>>545501064It seems dead because whenever dingle/skorvan/terr get on (so all day because they're jobless obsese retards) there can only one game going on, because they block people for not playing how they like
>>545500160name? so i can pick greatbow guardian when matched with you
>>545498527your last deep relic is useless, rally +1 overwrites rally +0
>>545501947>there can only one game going onthat's not at all how it works + i wasn't on at all yesterday or most of today and you guys were still crying about queuesguess what, you guys cry about queues even when it's poppingbecause unless there's a functionally unlimited number of players to pull from, there will always be someone stuck waiting for one of the other runs to end before queue can pop. from that person's perspective, queue seems dead, because they have to wait for 30+ min for the other people on to finish their run + there's no guarantee that they'll get in on the next one.
you guys are STILL playing? i'm surprised, i got bored weeks ago, tgeres just way too much repetitiln and bs in depths, guess i'll play again if that dlc is real. not playing with you weirdos tho
>>545501713Say gg Terr, say gg terr you liked the game say GG
why can't we get a lobby system like kirby air riders
>>545500160I can, but you're not gonna like it
>>545501947>dingle>because they block people for not playing how they likeLmao slander. I've only blocked people who outright grief. To date that means 1 obvious hacker and 1 guy who died level 2, alt-f4'd then ran to the thread to shittalk. You have to really try to get blocked by me.
>>545500160whowhatbe more specific, vagueposter
mmm nyo
>>545502643nyes...
>>545502529Unblock me fucking pussy that was like 2 weeks ago and I've had more good games with anon than you by now and I've been here like 2 weeks
>>545502697Why should I?
>>545502827For the health of the queue ngl it's not that I wanna play with you, I know you're a mediocre af raider/wyld one trick
i wonder if they added more depths levels up to like 10 if melee would become obsolete since they're lose their defensive bulk>>545502196>too much bs in depthsjust admit you're a shitter instead of calling the game bad like a coward, we have people here with 100 win streaks and i've won all the ED libra/ED dogs games in my history logif you did play with us you'd be humiliated as a c-tier scrub or lower
>>545502890>For the health of the queueBut I get games. It's you who has a problem here, not me.
>>545503038Well whatever fag
>trash having a melty at dingle nowimagine getting blocked by dingle of all people LOL
>>545503287The only thing melting is my gock in your mother's womb
>>545503446Don't larp as a tranny please. You are a 16 year old boy from bangladesh.
>>545472923I'm a D2 that sucks ass and I will queue with any those similar
>>545500160Should I play recluse or executor
reminder anyone who talks about trish in a positive light doesn't actually play the game
Anywaaays gg shifty, nice try, really good clutch at the end. I'm sorry I wasn't really locked in.
>>545504517The schizos are up pls ignoreAverage trish post: *totally on topic wholesome GG*Average trish hater: *spouts retarded offtopic bullshit of why they're evil for hours*Hmmm Im nyoticing
>>545504517trish is fine and she always says gg so i dont mind her
>>545505030trvke
>>545504814>can't readyeah you're brown alright >>545505030and don't reply twice thanks
>>545504672gg attempt
>>545505214shut up terr dont make me 3 day you again you potty mouth n*gga
>>545505030terr doesn't say gg yet i would play 100 games with him before playing 1 game with trish
>>545505453>Preffers blackstypical threadsissy
>>545505030>ignores the gorillion screenshots of xhim chimping out and being an unbearable shitstainThis revisionism is not gonna work out the way you think it will.
>>545505716literally one thread ago and this thread too little bro thinks he's fooling anyone
>>545504717>kpop vibescute! made me check if i was on the wrong tab
all ye lonely male trish apologists repent ABAP and recognize you are acting fucking embarrassingly
>>545505716Screenshot all you want I know you n*ggas my fans
>trish wakes up>thread immediately goes to shit
they're calling it the most brown underage sperg of all time
>>545504717i look like this and dress like this
that run made me mald and tilted me for various reasons i'm going to go have a little nap
ggs ED maris, sorry for downing at the end there, fucker floated onto me then dashed into me while i was trying to move away
gg giga jellyfish
>>545506805you suck dick what's new
>>545506882wrong, i am the one who is sucked
>>545506791now this is what you call a nightmare team
>>545505453Same guy
>play a few games with lotus this week>he 5+ bars almost every game >high RPM spam pinmgsBeing bad is acceptable. Spam pinging not. Blocked for a month in hopes that behavior improves.
>>545507267stop drama farming you stupid fag
>>545507317this is why you shouldn't run with swords
>>545507267Leave her alone.
>>545507267>lil spermie gets triggered by a bit of noisePost your steam so we can block too coward
>>545507653Blocklist posters never post their own steam
>>545507653>>545507824https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198129380048 there you go
>>545507843mommy
>>545507843
>>545507824Stop noticing
>>545485352i like poofy shorts
>>545508020See >>545454249
>>545508106do you wear them often?
>>545509201do you wear shutting up often?the answer is probably no
>>545504814don't steal my image faggot
>>545509561what kind of answer is that? are you stupid?
>>545510232silence thot you deserve an atomic wedgie
>>545420126ЭЭЭЭ HA ПPOГИБ EЖЖИ БPATHA ПPOГИБ ЖИ ECTЬ ЛEEEE ДOH
>>545510587>the literal best thing fromsoft put in their game since a decade ago
GGs Buggos.
GG bugs, great team!
>>545510281you will never succeed, tepid shorts-liker of the night
ggs regular bugs.sure love it when winblows randomly decides to start updating with no warning or notification or way to stop it so it maxes out my cpu and the only way i know is when my game starts stuttering like crazy in the middle of fighting the rooftop boss and then i die in the rain and don't revive despite standing on the grace while downed so i lose 120k runesgood thing it was a joke of a boss anyway
GG abductor virgin, we couldn't have without our grafted swords.
gg ergcord BBC sissy hypno session, that went really smooth.
>>545503027>muh coward blah blahblahi got to depth 4 alone but got bored, when i say bs i mean every enemy takes ages to kill and everything becomes 1 hit kill unless you get specific passives, it's the same shit as normal mode with bigger numbers that makes classes meaningless and for no reward.also, why would i play with you faggots when every mistake is endlessly shitposted and the gen becomes nothing but namefag drama? fuck you
>>545506632show shoes
>>545507317I hope this happens to you
>CTRL+F "Block">61 matchesAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA you toxic retards can't help it can you. Just a pack of self-hating troons and shitskins attacking one another
>>545512284>>545511891idc
>>545512284those were just typos, they meant to say "bloke"
>>54551228490% of those results are trishjeet talking to himself
>>545512573>>545512537Three times as many typos as last thread. You guys are circling the drain.
>racist, trans obsesses cunt calling others "toxic"yeah only retards left in from threads
hewwo i haven't played in a few months, queueing up nyow depth 1
>>545512825>Majority of your discussion is about ostracizing people based on various offenses they commited [usually losing in a video game is the offense]You're INSANELY toxic and that's why your Q is ded.
>>545503027>depth 10>enemies get increased elemental resistances so casters are now useless as wellhope you rike, gaijin
>>545512940there's only like two people here who still do this tho
>>545513195And yet they're posting enough to make up the lion's share of posting ITT. Again: sixty-fucking-one matches for "Block". Why do you guys even tolerate those retards at all? Just block them back and stop replying to their posts. >BUT THEN I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO QRight so the queue is a toxic toilet for trannies and is basically dead. Like I said.
>>545513359name? for the retard list
>>545513359you're a disingenuous shitposter im not going to argue with you
>>545512075why the hostility towards the resident artposter bro
>>545513484Not disingenuous here at all anon. These are facts. You're admitting I'm right on the money by trying to retreat from the discussion.
>>545514325I'm speaking with literal facts though>TranniesYup>ToxicYupI'm completely justified. You're a bunch of toxic trannies who attack one another all day.
>>545420126>i just ruined my 35 win streakbrb imma kill myself real quick
>>54551462735 is great anon, I wouldn't even dream of reaching that numbermy record is 10 or so
>>545514627My highest is only 19 >_>
qqQQQueueQueue
After doing few games at D1 and going to D2 on new save I can safely say the worst part about randoms is how bad they are at navigating the map. Oh we found a key? Let's trek halfway across map to eastern gaol, it doesn't matter there could be elite boss there. Even if it is, let's just open it up and have le epic fight. Then quit when we 3 bar multiple times.It's mountaintops against Caligo? Let's ignore that place and go open the eastern gaol at start of Day 2. Then quit when we couldn't legendary frost dragon after jumping from center and not picking any anti-frost. Even /erg/s worst player is 10000 times better than this. I did not had fun solo-ing bosses at level 10 from 70% hp.
>>545516115No no no actually the troonergoonerQ is worse than Randos! We aren't carried shitters!!!
i am queuing
>>545517039hi cc
nice try caligo anons, we'll get her next time
I knew it would all go south after I missed that first pillar cancel
>havent played omna while>it showSorry frens =(
>>545517039shut up cc you troon shitter
>>545517383>>545517408>>545517430*kisses you on the forehead* there there anon it's okay
>>545513550Not him but it can border on spam and that gets annoying but I guess it’s better than others>>545512917Don’t talk like a tranny terrjeet we need you in CONTAINMENT.com
It's true tho the people who block are insanely gay, you can't block people in real life you mong
>>545512825nothing wrong with the first part>>545511128>since a decade agogood taste>>545502196nah most people have stopped and are just shitposting now or left completely
>>545517701give me a kiss too...
new steam forums tourist just dropped
GGs GigaCaligo. Is Sakuya a tourist or a name change?
Thank you for carrying me Caligo boysForgot almost everything about the game
>>545518263Blocked
>>545517408its okay lil wyldjeet you'll cancel it next time
>Get a new player>ALERT ALERT>STEAM TOURIST ALERT BLOCK THEM!Later>Wow the q takes too long, where's the DLC?
>>545518263Ah, returning from a break. All good m8.
>>545518216I used to play during release, then stopped playing around 3 months agoI have to get used to hitboxes/attacks again, specially the new attacks
>>545518389>AlbertWaoBasedBasedBased
>>545518392try to not queue for depths on the password or it will put you in d5 every time, get used to the game again in normal q with randoms
zuk it upterr it downyem it leftace it rightand slugma it aroundand sneed it upand yuh yuh yuhtiff[chorus]YUH YUH YUH YUH YUUUUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHYUHYUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>>545498887Virginity: the post.>>545500393Cute…>>545501064Probably a little less than that tbqhwy
>>545500401shut up tard Wyldmen rule>>545490552hot…>>545493714>>545495348>>545495509kek
>>545512940To be fair that's just a couple schizos circlejerking and samefagging like skorvan/cc, I have lots of good games with other anons who don't make drama daily, pic related it's us
>>545504717This is what’s known as the ‘built for long white thick alabaster poles’ outfit.>>545505509*dravidians
>>545505883say the correct word please>>545507481>>545507653cute…
>>545519036You are not white.
even doe we merged and theres thousands of us
>>545519038>>545518795>>545518751>>545518647Stop spamming and shitposting retarded faggot
Shit wylder
>>545518353no one does this or says this>>545518885dude you're a rape victim no one takes you seriously
>>545519387That's not what you're said last night
even doe /dsg/ won
kindly do not bully my mentally ill bangladeshi wife
>>545519496@yys
>>545516115Got to D4 again on a new save and it was smooth sailing for me, pretty much nonstop winsMaybe you just had bad luck
When was the last time you spent your sovereign sigils, anon?
>>545518389Anytime I look at this image without opening it I always think he has a chainsaw for a penis
>545519191>545519143>545519491>545519797>545518647Kill yourself before I get the tire iron and do it for you obnoxious terrjeetard
>>545520178Now I see it too thank you
>>545520579careful xhes going to piss xherself crying again
>>545520579here i need to fix my quotes since theres no edit button like reddit>>545519191>>545519143>>545519491>>545519797>>545518647
>>545520579>>545520675>>545520751even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture
So sleepy today jeez
>>545520675You hit the nail on the head and predicted xher behavior perfectly well done.
>>545420126Why do bosses (and several regular enemies as well) in Elden Ring have this weird delay before finishing an attack? It's like they stop mid swing instead of just doing what you would normally expect to happen. It's like the swing slows down right at the middle and then speeds up again. It's ruining the game for me because it feels like the only way to beat them is by trial and error, and getting 1shot/2shot means I have to fight the same boss 10x over in order to figure out what is going on.I was able to beat DS3 with no problem because almost every boss felt like their movements made sense to me, the only exception I can think of is the Dancer. I absolutely fucking loved fighting Darkeater Midir and it's a very complex boss. I'm not enjoying the bosses in Elden Ring at all.
>>545517990it's true
>>545520915even doe the ergiyogis are brown>>545521046even doe yys likes bbk (big black kino) and cvcks mush on the daily
>>545521046Me and Bratty Bryn
damn greatbow really is bad for horse.
ggs ED horseypoison pots are so good at ressing
>>545520579trvke which struck his brown nerves
gg giga horsey
>>545521050>>545521158>>545521389stupid newfig doesn't know gennie culture
>>545521387cc you retard neet get a job you pedo
>>545520061when are they adding deep relics to the oard?
you are brown.
*ugly troon screenshot**stupid inane comment about something gay that happened*
>>545521868>>545521945>that qos tattoosubtle.
>>545520061I spend them after a few ED's but I save about 50 just in case
gg fish, of course i find a marias sword literally right before the night 2 boss
>terrjeet hallucinating againmust be the rotten curry spice
>>545522523It's mandatory for the drop to happen at the end lol
>>545522556there is literally nothing wrong with being indian
>>545522751Name one good thing about being Indian
gg adel
>Do fine in the run>eat shit on spaatic dinoIll stop playing nowGreat games
>>545522839food is good, we are taking over usa and canada and most fortune 500 ceos are indian
how did the second lightning hit mebut not you wtf
really getting some mileage out of this one
Manta is live vros
>>545522954funny games
>>545523978Stop webming mistakes of fellow erg players
>>545524161
>>545524161that's xherrit's xher whole shtick
>>545524161But how will people know to block them and ERP about later?
Pepe why did you block me again you psycho lmao, it's not my fault you 20 barred last expedition to smelter demon? bro think's he's an A tier
random trishjeet melty again
Stop webming mistakes of fellow erg players
>>545524535I thought about taking screenshots and mocking you but I'm not petty like the wankers in the thread and this is how you pay me
>terr is the "even doe" posterweird.
>>545523978LolIt was nice playing again after a while.But is it accurate to say this is somewhat true>Raider is fucked as tanking damage will leave you with 1 hp>Ironeye is still casual mode>once you get Duchess dodges and skill down she is great, if you mess up she is dead weight (like me trying)>Lol birb. Great for randos thoI don't play the other classes enough
why would terr grief and leave games?
Shifty tell them how last expedition we played I did nothing wrong and Pepe just got tilted on his own from dying so much, what a weak little girl
>>545524932he detected brown people
>>545524535>>545524713>>545524947>spams the thread with garbage like this >expects to be forgiven and unblocked
Most of these were him btw, this n*gga loses 1 game and flips out, gets tilted and goes half afk, block on sight
>>545525098he is brown himself
>>545525154I've never asked to be forgiven dumbass it's just common sense not to clog the queue with the blocking faggotry
>>545524535@yys
>>545525179im half brown, my mom is dutch and my dad is from bangladesh
>>545525179Never ask a white supremacist the colour of his skin.
>The schizos who play all day are the ones who partake in faggy bl*ckingHmmm Im nyoticing
>>545524947that heolster match? eh we're probably equal on deaths, that horrible day one probably just ruined our momentum
gg daughter-wife and platonic acquaintance
>>545525696Yes Pepe blocked me for that match, no idea why, the absolute state of erg schizos, shit poster too. All he does is post his ugly pepes and be like "gg cock I sucky good"
>>545525607>People who play for long periods do not want to deal with a schizo tranny who shits up the thread and goes into twitch chats with new accounts to scream and shit and begTruly shocking
nox
>>545525774>goes mental at the slightest hint of dislike shown by others>no idea why
>>545525714so many surprise shots this run but gg.
>>545525914Were you getting one shot through 40+32 full HP negation?
>>545525912>makes assumptions>is a faggot who sucks massive cocksI just want to know why, they unblocked me the other day just to block me again for a bad game. Truly maidenless behavior
>>545525774it is what it is, I've never really cared about blocking drama
>Look up /erg/ after months>This whole threadCo-op was a mistakeAt least invading is fun
>>545526024he blocks trans girls
>>545525973got stunlocked with his combo I think so 2 shots and one time with surprise out of camera circle after res.
>>545526314Now that is going too far. He should be protecting trans girls and telling them they are beautiful.
>>5455263011v1 me in ER pvp shitter I'd kick your ass anyway
holy fucking horse rape. last boss i was expecting. thought i was gonna save the day w/ my lightning caestus but he just melted kek
gg mystery horseyfast kill
>>545526662Pictured: massive faggots
>>545526640>>545526662stood no chance lmao
>>545522556Trvke which hit the nail on the head >>545524673lol>>545524760Just figuring this out? lol>>545525098That would be weird considering he’s a saar squatting in Finland as well
>>5455265921v1 me in bed. First one to get pregnant, loses.
>>545526662are you guys just doing dept hs? havent played the game since they added it
>>545526581>>545526314>>545526592>>545526739man you are just obnoxious huh
>>545526848yeah pretty muchi only put like 50h into base game before depths because every run was freenow it's challenging and fun
So trish. Care to post your hrs played for the last two weeks on NR? It's definitely not going to be over 150 hours played in the last two weeks right? Cause that would mean you'v almost spent an entire week itself solely in NR. You've now tried to list off skorvan/dingle/cc and now even pepe as loser NEETS, but like others have said you are in these threads literally all hours of the day complaining about a queue time you've brought unto yourself. I've barely seen those four in games this last week yet you think you aren't the real loser here?
>>545526869Shitter, not my fault you got your asshole blown by smelter demon
>>545526848i havent played normal mode (or everdarks) since depths. depths completely obsoleted the rest of the game to someone who plays the game religiously
>>545490598Stop posting this slut
>>545526980Would't you like to know, obsessed with me much?
>>545526838don't roleplay with a 16 year old indian boy thanks >>545526980blew out his brown asshole here well done
classic
>>545499851>footfaggot I think not :)
>>545526980>>545526980Also I have no issue getting games (am in one right now), It's just very puzzling the attitude of fags here, I'd never petty block someone
I don't think this sperg will ever learn. There is something truly wrong with his brain.
>>545527563>petty blockingYou are full on delusional
im getting really tired of this, maybe all of us who got trish blocked should just ignore the guy and stop interacting with him?
>>545525159>level 14 and 6 flasksso why did he rq seems like he was fine for heolster? Is he transgender?
>>545526980Who the fuck cares??? Go outside stop putting energy into this loser high school thread drama
>>545528219He was tilted the whole game or something and just kept dying without barely moving, I had to revive him like 6 times with haima cannon at smelter demon and then he blocked ME like pfftft
>>545528104Anon, once you hit a certain level of schizo it becomes self perpetuating, they will continue to scream into the void for eternity regardless of attention given. Many such cases.
>>545526301Yeah it’s pretty damn bad…>>545525453Terr is a blacked supremacist albeit hence why xhe worships bbc
>>545528539Indeed
>>545524713>I thought about taking screenshots and mocking you but I'm not petty like the wankers in the thread>he says posting a screenshot and mocking someone
>>545527563>>545526980Post your hours you tranny neet.
Sixsome with TrishShiftyCCZdradaEnder_Lillies
>>545529968Where would the 6 cocks go?
>q for 30 mins>1/3Fuck you guys
>>545530080Silly anon, inside (You)
>>545529968This but instead of trishjeet it's brynhildr
>>545530264Sorry I will not be taking her out as deep correction is needed.Instead it will be now Sevensome withTrishShiftyCCZdradaEnder_LilliesBrynhildr
>>545530378What about Lotus and Sludge?
>>545530548I haven't played with LotusSludge is in the cuckchair seething at Shifty
gg libra balls daughter-wife and boobathings got dicey at the end there
gg guardian golem
>>545530717gg goat, schizophrenic pathing and some questionable choices but we got him
gg terr gay 3way
gg small demihuman with the knife
gg ggposters
someone better make a new thread before this schizo retard kills it with his spam
/erg/ OWARI DA
GG yys getting impregnated by a big black man, his sperm entered her womb smoothly.
why did he redeem...
gg godrick captain, we all wiped and ragequit.
>>545530874>>545531826These are the ones that happened
gg sorcerer's rise, we opened that seal real good
gg church rattook all of day one but we got him
mig >>545533240>>545533240>>545533240
gg terrd and shine-box
