Party City Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2025 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063Thermal Thruster reverted: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=255953MvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>545084826
1nd for I love Team Fortress 2!
Eric, you better drop that MvM update tomorrow
first for team fabulous 2
chiCANO
I love tf2
https://tf2cutcontent.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TF2CutContent/TF2_Wiki_IRC_Logs
I do not care for Team Fabulous 2.
Is it worth buying a Max head and some Factory New War Paints in 2025?
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
>>545462338that's fine just don't act like your opinion is better than those who like it :)
>>545462483it is though
>>545462030We'll get our aussies bro, it's just a matter of time.
>>545462649nope
>>545462841it is.
>>545462338it's ok, feel free to return to your shitty troll forum then
>>545461926>blooptranner OP0/10
>>545462338>>545462649
>>545462948nuh uh
>>545463029I'm not familiar with that trash. How is it related to that?
>>545463024it's truly mid, thanks for agreeing
>>545463029should've been team fabulous 2 edition desu
>>545463029At least it's not another anime girl OP.
>>545463576I'll make sure anime gets in for the next one for you bby
>>545461926>bloopCHAD OP11/10
>>545463029What makes it medic this time, floydautist?
>>545462460nuh uh it says "party city" which is not a store/brand present in TF2
>>545464480there is a party hat hat and koth_king is in a city
>>545464125too high quality, he only likes 200x130px google images
>>545464927by that logic all anime OPs are TF2 related because suijin is in japan
>>545464979The only low quality image the floydautist (specific poster unlike the other floydposters) uses is the sniper 'autism and me' one. The smiling mercs are all 1080p squares
>>545465052
>>545462416>Max headDefinitely>War paintsNo
>>545462416>Factory New War PaintsOnly if you want to use them, they're unlikely to increase in value or anything
can someone give me a qrd on what in the cinnamon toast fuck is happening with vaccinator prices? i can understand a sought after weapon costing more than half a scrap but a whole fucking ref for one regular ass vaccinator? AND quick fixes at 1 rec from people crafting the fucking things? this shit is ridiculous
>>545468234The QRD is that there was one single rich autist who decided one day to buy up all the game's supply of Vaccinators, and he was offering 1 ref a pop for them
>>545462416If they are the original decorated weapons skins in FN then it's worth it as they will retain their value or increaseAs for warpaints though? It's usually the opposite. So make sure it's something you would actually use or enjoy>>545468234iirc there is one guy out there that collects nothing but vaccinators and has several backpacks worth of them. So much so that it is literally affecting the vacc market.
>>545468234>>545468448So not only we got people hoarding stranges but some random asshole hoarding vaccinators too? Alrighty then. Don't know why valve doesn't do anything to make market corrections.
>>545469081theres no reason to regulate a droppable weapon that can be crafted or rented from the mann co store. valve's correction would be giving everyone a vaccinator for free
>>545462416If you can't make more than one class loadout with the Max's just get a warpaint
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>545470292>FN Jazzy is $170 (around 100 keys for trader mains)It's over
Did Zesty win yet?
https://youtu.be/O55YYGY23gg?si=yq2SD9idmQeJAMxL this has so much soul. take a look anons :)
>>545474785God, has sentence mixing been this bad in recent years? Hell, I would've chose ai over it.
>>5454766481/10 bait anon, try harder
>>545474671hey you're supposed to post something fuckable with that post
>>545479349what? he never has
>>545479818did you just get here today? newfag>>545088663>>544708493
>>545479897anon...
>>545480009yes?
I like smissmas because all the maps get cute little lights on them. Too bad forcing the holiday on a private servers makes it work.
>is the best designed and most aesthetically pleasing ctf map>no one cares
>>545480612perfect map to make the enemy team schizophrenic while playing spy
>>545474671Yeah the game is dead just like he wanted because he hates fun
Pocket the sniper. Uber on the sniper. Kill spies for the sniper. Keep all snipers on your team above 150 hp. Only heal the rest of your team when they walk by the sniper nest.
what's your bet on how quickly Gold Rush devs realize that removing pic rel is a bad idea?
>>545483721>bad ideahow so?
>>545480470I like Smissmas because I love snow, the cold and Winter but I live in the southern hemisphere and it's summer here.
>>545483779anyone engienigger trying the mod WILL complain about gunslinger being unavailable in classic tf2 mod
>>545483817>I live in the southern hemisphere and it's summer here.tranime poster is confirmed to be brown kek
>>545483967Australia is in the southern hemisphere retardkun
>>545484007>Australians>white
>>545483967you're trying a bit too hard to fit in there buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSBJBmf55mQ>God of War was initially a game with a serious theme, a lack of morality, and excessive violence>it became inundated with Marvel-tier comic relief and emasculated charactersThis is literally the same thing as Team Fortress 2
>>545483817Hello fellow Aussie. I too suffer here, at least people tend to go all out with the christmas lights here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>*off-topic image*>*off-topic*>*off-topic*>*off-topic* "TEAM FORTRESS"you're not slick
I love Team Fortress 2
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3599730332>Rural industrial facility with winter aestheticshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3596869047>Somber downtown NYC hotel skyscraperhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3599991981>Lapland-themed map (that's not a reskin)As disappointing as this Halloween was, at least kino is back on the menu for Smissmas
>>545489857sorry but Zesty is going to call all of these overwatch maps so I have to say no
/tf2g/ sometimes when I try and do speedpogos or pogos or speedshots and whatnot I just end up going nowhere. (I know those are all different but same problem with all three) I don't understand what I am doing wrong, it looks like I am doing the right thing, go low and fast, and fire downwards and more ahead of you the faster you are going but it doesn't feel like I can do anything consistently pls help
>>545489826>>545489857sexo
>same scamming faggotWhy can't these subhuman kill themselves en masse after the CS2 knife shit
It's not called Schadenfreude for nothing
He's so perfect bros
3 NIGASON CART
olivia
>>545490564https://youtu.be/nrLOpIjlKmg?t=15You need to hold crouch, if you're not doing that you won't be close to the ground and the rocket won't push you enough.
>>545489857I shall judge these maps by their creators>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3599730332Stuffy360 is responsible for the Tran S. Wright door. Break balls on sight.>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3596869047Gimmicky maps aside, can't complain about any of them.>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3599991981Stuffy360, again. goobert is involved with koth_demolition. KrazyZark is involved with vscript deathmatch maps.Verdict is in:12 hidden pride flags out of 10
Holy FUCK the item servers are fucked1h for a fucking trade
>>545495405Stuffy literally only made the pine trees on those maps, those two maps are (probably) not going to have any Tran S Wright doors.
>win without trying because the enemy team is trash>lose with nothing I can do because my team is trashHow do you actually find real games? The few decent matches I've played have been a blast but everything else just feels pointless
>>545493591uoh>>545489857>>545489826sexo
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>545496660nice balls, ma'am
>>545488167Be grateful bro, he's keeping the thread alive for free
>>545494305puffy
>>545491624The spray that MINDBROKE Anonymous and made him SEETHE FOREVER
>>545502545I dunno I think it was funny lmao
>>545504976FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK I FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID IMAGE, STUUUUUPID RABBIT!!!!! GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>545501748For free?
>>545497849this but gunslinger engineers
>>545504976dude. stop posting this. asshole.
>>545489857>>Somber downtown NYC hotel skyscraperrememers me of the halo reach version of ivory tower
>have a handful of items i want to get rid of>make a few BP listings, put some of them up for negotiation>"huh yeah guess i have to accept friend requests now">every single fucking day i get at least one bot adding me and trying to scam meholy fucking shit how the hell do trader mains do this crap?
>>545507927Halo Reach had some of the best visuals of any Halo game, it was surprising to see its graphics on the Xbox 360. It's sad that Halo is complete slop now.
https://youtu.be/TfpW8IaQ9fE?si=ehPa-oY_62eQnEbo
>>545508067reach was garbage that ruined the artstyle and gameplay forever, zoomers worship it cuz it was the new one when they were 13
>>545508625>Futuristic scifi game takes place on a futuristic scifi planet>this ruined the artstyle somehowAh yes Bungie really dropped the ball by including the widespread human colonies from the lore, Halo games should only take place on copy-and-pasted covenant ships.
actual apethey went full blown call of dookie epic tacticool artstyle to appeal to the party rock anthem masses of the erayou completely miss the point if you dont see a problem with dropping the grounded cartoonish scifi look for EPIC SPRINT DOOD MALL NINJA XDDD garbage
>>545456204 >>545460376 >>545460428 >>545460463 >>545456060Holy mentally ill NAgger shit
>>545508625Reach was based, kys millenial cuck
>>545509918aye carumba mi amigo
>>545509725Right is just the high-poly version of the left, it's literally the same thing.
>>545509807bloopander is south american though
>>545510307based gigaaryan
>>545508067>it was surprising to see its graphics on the Xbox 360Shit was cash, zoomerkino asf nigga
tf2 players are legit autistic and think typing kill or explode in console for the 1000th time is the funniest thing in the universe
>>545511559LAUGH AT THE KILLBIND. LAUGH
>>545511559THAT ANON IS A BLOODY NEEDA*laughs and killbinds*
>>545511559That's not funny, correct. But genuine ragdolls can be hilarious as fuck more often than not
>>545511559the key is comedic timing. same as the "reaction" taunts (laugh, fear, cry)that said, >typebind <key> kill
You're on a dinner date with famous TF2 YouTuber Jerma985... everything is going well until he says:>uhhh Anon, I overheard you saying that STAR_ carried me, do you really think that's true? I always thought STAR_ owed his stardom to me.How do you respond without making the date awkward?
>>545508067Reach's campaign was beyond kino but the multiplayer was so fucking shit
>>545517001stand up and get out of my seattake my clothes offlay on the sidewalkspread my arms and legs and say "i am a star"
>>545517001That's not Jerma985, he's too ugly.
>>545511559It's still funny in the vacuum of pubs (where it happens naturally) but Soundsmith ruined the joke everywhere else.
>>545520856>Soundsmith ruined the joke everywhere else.How os?
>>545509725fuck off /v/ tranny "no fun allowed" kike
>>545493591how does that even work?
>>545520856hmm...
>>545517001A date with THE Christopher Poole? Shit, maybe I can get some 4chan and Google stock out of it
>>545523995By using it as the punchline itself instead of letting it happen organically.It's the same thing with the A-pose.
How much would an account with the Golden Wrench and a Self-Made Max’s Head be worth?
>>545527714I'll give ya a $50 Steam card for it
>>545526906
>>545527714Give it back, Chang
>>545528029no
>>545527714worthless
>>545505036>>545507798:)
Christmas updates were so much better when they were almost entirely themeless. Even last year, the best map added to the game BY FAR was Patagonia, a normal ass map that doesn't have anything to do with Christmas. Christmas themed stuff is some of the worst in the game.
>>545529339>patagonia>argentina>normalfucking nazi
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ed/Demoman_jeers02.wav
>>545529339How can you say that when glorious Wutville existsVersus Old Nick when?
>>545508067nice cock
>>545529339>Even last year, the best map added to the game BY FARidk, overcast does have a very strong winter theme
>>545530879kek
>>545529339>Snowycoast>Rumford>Wutville>ViaductAll of these snowy maps are good
>>545533235
>>545535156'oul
this game is full of trannycum nowadaystoo many skins for weapons, gay hats, gay paintswtf happened
>>545533235sex
>>545531848>>545535156These are better than 99% of war paints
Sent Steam Support a request to have some achievement items readded but I expect it's a no.
>>545537451>this game is full of trannycum nowadayssame
>>545538962Why do you retards keep deleting achievement items?
>>545538962If you used them in crafting they can'tIf you deleted them it's 50/50 depending on who helps youI've seen some posts of people getting items back and even steam support said "we normally don't allow this"
>>545535156>weegee sniperk-kino...
If your winter themed map doesn't give me a feeling of smissmas merriment or wonder then I ain't interested. Simple as.
>FOOL! Find the gar-
>>545539928A few years ago I got a handful restored from Poker Night and I couldn't remember if the ones they didn't restore were ones I crafted with. It's only four of them but we'll see. I also asked for my Director's Vision back so that's 5 items I asked for. I doubt it'll happen but if not I'll just ask again in a month.
>>545540030
>>545540030I wish the holiday effects for maps were a lot more expansive because of this. You have people designing whole maps around Halloween or Smissmas and they get locked when it'd be more interesting to have textures swap, effects change, and new map logic pop up for Full Moon or holidays.
>>545489826Me too. I also love pantylines :3
>>545540030There will be penguins
>>545538962>>545539928https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1ol9qxo/thank_you_steam_support/
>>545540810The reason I gave was that I didn't have space back then so we'll see if they take that, but it has been literally a decade since.
>>545526906Holy shit
>>545538962>>545539928I asked to get some of my deleted items back a couple weeks ago and I basically got told to fuck off. I am going to try sending a copy-pasted request every month to see if I eventually bump into someone who's gonna have some mercy on me
>>545542445My hope is that they'll tell me which items I crafted so that way in the future when I request deleted shit back I can make it more concise. If they say I used my Poker Night items as craft hats like a retarded kid then so be it but if they say they were deleted then I'm full on copy and pasting it once a month until I get them back.
>>545543048Just for reference, I manually deleted all the stuff that I asked to get restored, no crafting involved, and they still said no. But again, a woman replied to my email, so it might've been her hormones telling her to screw me over. I'll try until I can get in contact with a man
>>545538962just buy them poorfag
how does halloween transmutation work, is it every full moon or once a year during the halloween event only?
>>545540030Never thought I'd see femneo metal sonic but now I need to plap her
>>545533235>SnowycoastNot Christmas>RumfordGeneric + would be better without the Christmas props>WutvilleLol>ViaductNot Christmas
Post Madcap Scout or GTFO
>>545548545this is gamebanana KINO, not workslop. these mods walked so madcap could run
>>545497849Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>545550126this but also femneo metal sonic
renaming your sandvich to fempyro's tits
>>545550126Based fempyroposter.
>>545550384renaming your mad milk to fempyro's titty milk>>545550532https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/47/Pyro_thanks01.wav
>>545550126this but me
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Plng_toughbreak_contractgiverare_hotdog.mp3If this didn't give you a boner then I don't know what is
>>545550845Normie stuff because I'm not a degenerate
>>545550970>I'm not a degeneratelollmao
>>545550656put me in fempyro's milking machine
>>545551529it's for tits not cocks
>>545511559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oxs24cZFgE
>>545550970no one asked go back to /gif/
steam friends
>>545551529it's for tits and cocks
>>545491417https://youtu.be/qV_p3iPbaE8Someone lost -15k worth of items to these pajeets.. jesus christ no wonder they keep harassing players like this retards fueling retards.
>>545494305I am holding crouch. I am having trouble with consistency. Sometimes I get a perfect speedshot/pogo etc, but sometimes I just completely biff it and I can't tell what I'm doing wrong
MVM?
Tips or interesting loadouts that make pyro actually fun to play?I swear whenever I pick that class I just feel like going back to demo.
>>545556250holy brap lois
>>545556250
>>545556250What's your current loadout?
>>545557308Basically this, the same that I was using back in 2014 when combo-pyro was still a thing. After the nerf I never went back.Should I just install the fempyro mod? It's my least played class by far.
>>545557875>Should I just install the fempyro mod?The answer is always yeshttps://gamebanana.com/mods/464963
>>545557973ok
>>545551053tbf majority of the fags here make viva look like a normie
>>545557875That's my loadout too, you are probably bad at pyro lol>mod yes
>>545558174nobody here besides him has ever been permabanned for posting vietnamese beheading snuff porn before thoughbeit
>>545555973Smissmas is a month away and lasts until January, so probably a spring 2026 release
>>545558562gore is normie shit man, porn addiction is getting their but until that becomes more apparent Viva takes the cake over being normie in the tf2g's
>>545558248>a probably bad at pyro lolDefinitely, it's been ages since I played with the class.Is the Axtinguisher + flare gun combo still decent? I see some pyros running every now and then. The phlog meme is also a thing but it hurts not having airblast.
>>545558803>gore is normie shit man>he actually thinks thispornhub is one of the most visited websites in the world bro only degenerates like viva are going to gore threads on 4chan every day
>>545559420Nobody here is interested in porn though.
>>545558829You can still combo but as a finisher or 'burst' damage against heavysUse the phlog in narrow maps, you'll probably enjoy it more. Getting a 7 killstreak on single phlog charge feels good.
>>545559662If only that were the case, uttering how unhealthy some tf2 players are with their porn consumption causes melties on the daily
>>545559662lmao
>>545559420ur right sometimes i forget that its more normie to jerk off all day and waste your life now; back in web 1.0 sites like gore and liveleak and even /b/ had more gore than just porn spam...
>>545559750Thanks, i'll try it later.It's a real shame that valve neutered such a fun playstyle, I remember seeing some cool clips with that combo back in the day.Phlog feels a bit extra awful without a pocket though that might just be me sucking with the class
>>545559767They don't consume real porn.
>>545560463You are very vulnerable without a medic.If you want a challenge try taunt cancelling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyjjV1b-Ycw
>>545561706>uber stays on after canceling the animation
>>545562468Lot of stuff ingame is just basic ass addcond on trigger.
IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SCREAM FORTRESSTHIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO COMPLETE CONTRACTS AND PLAY ON HALLOWEEN MAPSDON'T FORGET TO OPEN YOU HALLOWEEN PACKAGES OR THEY WILL EXPIRE TOMORROW
>>545546323I thought you can just use your gargoyle all year
I didn't play a single minute of TF2 during this year's Scream FortressI think I'm finally free
>>545564746It's so fucking over for me
>>545564746>Scream Fortress about to endHahaha guys remember when we thought the MvM update would come out before Halloween? Hahahah...
>>545560247>back in web 1.0 sites like gore and liveleak and even /b/ had more gore than just porn spam...Yes but that was also when the internet was only for weirdos and nerds, not for normies
>>545565837after 9 months in development hopefully it'll be worth the wait
>>545564746
>>545565495Why are you here then?
>>545565837That second blogpost was Eric realizing the workshop maps don't have missions and he can't copy and paste them like he does for other updates>JOSHIE>WE ARE SO FUCKED
>>545566680jacking off to the fat shupo butts that are regularly posted here
>>545566779>That second blogpost was Eric realizing the workshop maps don't have missions and he can't copy and paste them like he does for other updatesThey do, they're just uploaded separately as "items"It's just going to take more work than copy and pasting to make it work in the matchmaker
>>545566801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNoZi1qgW74
>>545566801based
>>545566680jacking off to the fat fempyro butts that are regularly posted here
>FIRRRRRRRREEE>AEAEAEAEAEAEAAAAAAA>MEEEEEDIIIIIC>I DIDN'T NEED YER HELP YA KNOW>Thanks, mate>AEAEAEAEAEAAAAAAAA>Medic fell to a clumsy, painful death
>>545567623>>545566801this this this so much this
>>545567623based
>>545568043Nothing based about jacking it to fake asses.
>>545568043everything based about jacking it to asses.
>>545568096wrong
>>545568043Everything based about jacking it to big butts.
What's the deal with valve not removing sniper already? We've been asking for almost 20 years.
>>545568596Because he's the best class in the game, just get better.
>>545552143>All those steps and never asking yourself if this is a scam>Playing on fucking Faceit>Yeah uhhh send your items to this alt account to verify you're realHow retards fall for this shit is truly amazing. Can't even blame the scammers when people are this dumb
>>545489857>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3599730332>Rural industrial facility with winter aestheticsBarnblitz slop>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3596869047>Somber downtown NYC hotel skyscraperEmbargo slop>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3599991981>Lapland-themed map (that's not a reskin)Honestly not too bad
>>545489857I do like these a lot, although Snowdust looks like it needs to be a notch brighter. I can't imagine blue players being easy to see.>>545490564I assume this happens when the explosion is a frame or so too late, since the rocket would only be propelling you after becoming grounded again, killing the momentum
I don't want more mapsI want actual improvements, and not just random minor bug fixes pulled from github. ACTUAL fixes
>>545572926tf2 emporium: you know the rules, and so do I
>>545490564Download jump_academy and look through his playlist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPx7jduIJ_A&list=PLGU70WXXvX7sP37cvNi2dADtJ1idK_2Uz&index=0
>>545572926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym-vCfGzXHU
remember when they said the MvM update could arrive as soon as August 27th?I remember
>play medic>heal demo"I didn't need ya help you know.">stop playing medicWhy are demo mains so toxic?
>>545509992says the NA mutt
>>545581153Rockstar games and Valve are 69'ing in the other room while we are stuck in the waiting room
shupo status?
>>545582456in my bed >:)
I don't know much about WOW but i would guess THIS is EXACTLY what you WOW lovers think is pretty cool huh? Like a goblin, isn't it? One of those GOBLINS from WOW, huh?
>>545582456Unrelated to TF2.
>>545582456growing
>>545582456sexo
jej that timing
>>545582456Mogged.
>>545583249fake and gay the mercs would be looking at mimi not dell
>>545583249why did an esl write the text for this image
>>545582456fragging
>>545583249>>545583735mental sickness!
>>545583735mental basedness>>545583249mental sickness
>>545583249>>545583735mental BASEDNESS
>>545583326trvke
>>545583735mental thickness
BACKSHOTTEDSCATTEREDBACKEDany other names for my strange backscatter?
>>545584119Blackscatter
wait a minute.....................mimi & dell are just tf2 shuposonas......
CumsplatterPooshitterBack scat
>>545584053based
>>545584119Shuposcatter
>>545584325>sentry with a milk dispenser
My genuine reaction
>>545584325
>>545584448Got to keep the team supplied with nutritious milk after all
Why is /tf2g/ so mentally sick?
>>545584705it's fine when you're not here
>my LOSER team just so happens to only be trans and furriesYeh they're all going in the gas chambers
>>545584480why did they make sniper a tumblr sexyman
>>545584771Bit mean.
>>545584705I unironically think it's because i posted here or something, though i didn't check the thread above so maybe it's just a 24/7 thing.
>>545584783nothing wrong with that ^w^
>>545585000I hate that this image is SOMEHOW tf2 related
>>545584660>>545584325>>545583735>>545583105>>545568043Why is /tf2g/ so mentally healthy out of the sudden?
>>545585245its 1 resident schizo spammer
>>545585245sudden burst of BASEDness
my mighty tf2g had fallen...
Well we live in a world where veganism is mainstream and eating the diet of your ancestors is bad, retarded and worse than hitler so anything deemed healthy, especially diagnosed by a khhv incel on 4chin is going to be dubious at best
>>545585245I know right?I wish it was always like this.
>>545585245high t posting hourshttps://files.catbox.moe/no57od.jpg
>>545585479I will now download your mod
>>545585479
i am shupo weapons guy
>>545585721SASHA LOOKS LIKE THAT?!??!!!??
Calling everyone you don't like the same person in the big 25
All furries on servers on casual servers kysss
all me btw
>>545585721heavy won so fvarking hard....
>>545585930nuh uh it's all ME
>>545585930 (you)Literally (me)
>>545585930nahit's me buddy
>every yearI've never seen your sorry ass before but if you're doing this shit every year that's a actually fucking sad that you don't have a life
You have to remember there is an adult male, a man, giggling to himself like a south vietnamese schoolgirl in his free time on 4chan. And i know looooads of threads which had people like him, so he's nothing special really. Just sad.
>>545586158lmao trvke
>>545585930wtf you missed my post
absolute projection
>>545585479What the fuck is that
i only come here to jerk off to fempyro, shupo, anime, mini sentry, bloopander and whatever hot stuff is being posted
>>545586353it's kino
>people in tf2g have fun for once>actual autist schizo starts melting down calling everyone the same personSame as it ever was
>>545586353You'll learn when you are older Timmy.
How do I correctly filter these images in this general
>>545586450it's sad how he does this all the time and pretends otherwise
>>545586450I don't get it either, the thread is finally good again.
can you guys stop being mean
WHERE IS THE UPDATE?????
>>545586614I guess the idea of the thread not being dead / boring genuinely upsets him because his own life is dull
Wdym, I'm gooning to fempyros.
i just took a large shitloadouts for this feel?
>>545586641holy shit they just published ithttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22759
>>5455866412 weeks bro>>545586754why doesn't he just..... you knowreturn to the sharty?
i'm trying to catch up reading in this general and I don't know who even talking.
>>545586892the TF2 board on sharty is dead too, which is all he knows and wants
i want sex with fempyro
>>545586980many are saying this
It's ma'am
>>545586980get in the line buddy
>>545586951they have a tf2 board?not that I'm ever going there
>>545586951>>545587150>>545586754ohmygod
>>545587150Yes they do, and they know about us (which is how the schizos get here)
I don't enjoyed how /tf2g/ had become in recent years.
>>545586840Stop posting this.
>zesty haters record themselves>niggers>mixed mutt women>trannyare they all literally subhumans? Wut?
>>545587229The schizos are already here, the sharty poster is evidently the one who mentally broke them.
>>545586385What a sad little life you have there.
336no one tell blud that he's the schizo
>>545587279no
>>545587229InterestingPlease don't post another picture from that wretched website
>>545587201Trvke
>>545587486sex with zess
>>545587225just 4 (you)
>>545585721>>545586892>>545584325holy shit, i love sexy women in my tf2 art
>>545587705mini plap
>>545587759Those aren't sexy and they aren't women either.
>>545587705>>545587759>>545587824many are saying this>545587836no one says this
>>545587486I just looked up Zesty on youtube, it's a literal guy. Why is it a buff ginger girl????
>>545587879yep
>>545587296it pisses me off that whenever i play in tf2, the player behind a demoman player might be actually a shitskin
>>545587876Keep puttin' in dat work king!
XD racismXD porn
i don't understand that post
>>545588046good old /tf2g/. Still got it, good night!
Because you're a literal retard.
>>545588173this post right here>>545583870
>>545587903yeah it's crazy
Why must every general have a resident schizo?
>>545587879>>545587953>>545588239AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545587903It's not him, his waifu is Asuka but Asuka's too young so he made an "OC" that's aged up
>>545588309every thread with either porn, old video games or no updates
Damn this thread's pretty good today. Keep it up.
>>545588309it was fine before you got here
>>545588413Maybe things are finally getting better.
It's crazy how Zesty Jesus managed to astroturf his way into this thread. You can tell he has already become *beyond* irrelevant.How does it feel zesty...
what does zesty has to do with any of this
I mean, this general always have him live rent-free in their heads
Zesty is like the charlie kirk of TFtubers. People remember when he exists when there's some gimmicky repetitive debate going on, but then he fades away. or maybe thats nick fuentes. Anyways hes a grifter
>charlie grokwho? im not american sorry
>>545490564post a video and I can coach on what you did wrongthe rule of thumb with speedshots:you land and nothing happens: you fired too soonyou land and you do a little hop: you fired too latespeed/fast pogo is slightly harder to give rule of thumbs thoughever. There is a limit to how fast you can fast pogo which is somewhere before 1100 hammer units/second. Before then it's just a matter of angling your rockets correctly. you have to slowly start aiming your rockets higher and higher as you get faster and fasterthe other guy is right though boot up jump_academy and you just gotta build up the muscle memory from there. Never stop practicing. I can tell you learning how to jump is super rewarding. It feels incredible to pull off cool jumps in an actual game. """freestyling""" in an actual game to pull off some crazy escape or frag is so fun. I can't tell you the amount of times a random speedshot saved my life
>>545588875Not even americans have heard of him, or Zesty LOL. Kindred spirits.
Except he's alive and his death wasn't ironic
>>545588875Charlie man, from smiling friends
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>ctrl + f deleted>17 resultslol
Another easy win
this is fucking amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrjWg9dKlsk
>>545589993what a prodiler...
>>545462290neat to see what the wiki autists have been talking about in secret all these years. mostly dumb shit though.
done jerking off to the threadgood night tf2g
>>545595428night fellow gooner
Australium Mini Sentries SOON
>>545596894
>>545596894I hope so...
>>545596894forgive me engie I'm gonna impregnate your sentry
>>545599387https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/48/Engineer_negativevocalization03.wav
When your Steam friend asks to match avatars with you
>>545602257he's not gay so we've never done that
>Finally getting used with loch>Hit flying soldiers, scunts running away and some sick ass flick shots>Can't hit a heavy 5m infrontFuck.
>>545605564relatablealso smash
>>545609819>windows 7>dustbowl>shitty game banana skinTake me back
>>545609819Damn, 2010 was like a hundred years ago.
The Rise And Fall Of Competitive Demoknight (3:03:34)
>ODIN I LOVE YOU YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION TO ALL DEMOKNIGHTS ONE DAY WE WILL MAKE IT IN COMP->*cheats and gets banned*
>>545609819Sandman...
>>545615367>be goblin>seethe about airblast>chimpout at Zesty constantly>say extremely offensive slurs>worship compfags who look down on himbro is living proof that having a popular YouTube channel doesn't make you any less pathetic of a person.
Faget
>>545619073>>545596894savedbest thread in weeks
>>545586385>bloopanderbased!
>>545468306always nice to read about some first class autism
>>545586385What a BASED lifestyle you have there.
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7674ERIC FIX THIS BUGERINO NOW!!!
>>545627346He has a list of games he likes on his profile and it doesn't even include tf2.
>>545627346Jarvis, generate me a pic of smug chud with the tf2 icon on his face handing a troon pocket pair an achievement with HIM highlighted and enlarged font
>>545615367i find the idea of cheating as a demoknight to be fucking ridiculous.you get the least benefit out of everyone>cant crit hack 'cause thats too obvious, and you get plenty of crits from your charge anyways>melee aimbot (seriously? if you're that bad at aiming you shouldnt be in comp in the first place)>wallhacks amount to knowing where and when to flankthe literal only benefit is helping you flank, but thats easily fixed with gamesense.
>>545628657If I remember correctly, the "comp demoknight dude" got banned for cheating on heavy, and not for cheating on demoknight, but I could be misremembering
>>545627542>Games I enjoy>generic jrpg>Google result for random obscure arcade games>Gacha garbage>mandatory indie darling>Deep Rock Galactic>Ace Combat (PS2)2 real games, the average /v/tards 3x3 has better taste than this
>>545628949well then thats even more ridiculous.>play a class you're not used to>"hm yes i will use cheats to make up for the fact that this isnt my main! this is absolutely not obvious in the slightest"
Another night of repeatedly waiting 2 hours just to play doublecross for 3 minutes before everyone votes 2fort
Did someone say "Rock and Stone"?
>>545630752Yeah yeah, Rock and Stone!
>>545630504CTF was a lot better when we had 32 player servers. It's not hectic enough anymore. It's too easy to just focus on the intel and slip away without any resistance.
>>545493494>>545493591>545494305>>545488030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNoZi1qgW74>>545595428>>545595470>goodnight to myself
>>545630504I'm convinced the further west you go in terms of servers, the more braindead people you encounter.For example, Vienna is smarter than London serversVirginia is smarter than ChicagoI can imagine that west coast is like total AIDS mode
I know this question comes out of the blue but does anyone here know how many pellets Assault Cannon fires in TFC?
>>545635861based propogandist bot
>>545636151idk but shoot a wall and count the holes
545635664>going even after the ritualposters
>>545627346Oh yes. This is far more important than fixing explosives not working on stairs and 1mm high ridges.
>>545630752 >>545630850speaking of deep rock, i wish MVM was its own TF2 spinoff that plays in a similar vein.>flat fee to buy the game, no need to pay-per-mission>pre-mission lobby is its own hub that you can run around in>"world map" shows mann co hotspots (where official MvM missions are)>still have a server browser for custom missions and community shenanigans in general>individual official missions give you a bunch of bot parts>custom missions can give bot parts if they meet certain difficulty criteria, and the server running them doesnt have gameplay modifications>can use bot parts to craft permanent upgrades for your weapons>tour of duty board for the good shit.>you get two tours a day, >the first gives a botkiller and a chance for a killstreaker, bots-killed strange part, or a "botkiller-ifier" (can give any weapon a botkiller decal)>the second tier features harder missions, removes the botkiller, guarantees one of the above, and has a chance for an aussie.>both tiers have an extremely low chance of rewarding a golden pan>to complete a tour all you have to do is play the marked missions. marked missions are the same for everyone, so there shouldnt be a shortage of people to play with.>you can freely use any earned weapon, killstreaker, or strange part, in tf2. but they cant be traded
Solarlight status?
>>545468234lol wut?why spend ref when you could buy it for 0.99 on the mann co store or pay 1.99 for all the medic weapons??>>545485820why the fuck does everything have to be lame and gay? why did it have to happen to video games?>>545495405did they remove that door like they did for the engineer shirt?>>545564746I thought it was until the 8th? damn. whatever i'm fucking tired of farming souls for rewards I can only use for a single month and a couple random days.>>545572926I want more weapons>>545480470I've said it before and I'll say it again, I love holiday themed stuff. I like all the crappy cosmetics like the present shoes, the train, the monoculus headband, the sniper tree hat, the pumpkin mask, all the santa hats, the elf hats, and so on and so forth. it's fun to be immersed in all the snowy maps and the players all dressing up in themed holiday cosmetics with their festivized weapons.I love christmas trees and gingerbread and presents and snow and christmas lights and snowmen and yuletide and wreaths and choo choo trains and santa and elves and egg nog and candy canes and ugly sweaters and and and and
>>545582936it's close, remove the mini engineer hat and see if there's a shirt that fits the goblin look better.
spah plappin' mah sentry!
>>545655921Hmm. Is nice.
Every casual lobby is full of 10+ afk bots
>>545655921
>>545657731They will fix it after 8 years. Don't worry.
>>545657731but we fixed TF2!!! now enjoy the halloween slop with your nothing burger with a side of nothing MvM update
>>545658612did you draw this?
>>545659492yes
>>545661785cute olivianice work
>>545655921sex starring her WILL happen today
>>545662238100%
>>545662696"yeah, fempyro did it better">>545550126
>>545662838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GDr-eyhsSM
>>545662838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABTcpIZE_mM
>>545663352>>545663484
>>545661785now draw a fempyro and I'll love you
>>545657731and once again, no one is gonna complain.I literally got kicked yesterday from a pub for saying that tf2 got bots again
>>545662040:)
>>545655921>>545662238>>545662797this thing is fucking ugly, the thighs are those of obese woman and boobs are stinky small dry. What an awful combination of body proportions. Go back to fempyro or mimi
>>545665142the raccoon is cute, bad take
>>545655921>>545662238>>545662797this thing is hot keep posting more
>>545538962Got the response from my ticket today and as expected they just said 'fuck off.' Deleting your items takes two clicks so therefore they will not restore them. Guess I try again in a month with a better pasta.
>>545664573my drawpals drew fempyro alreadyhttps://files.catbox.moe/1pk8j6.png
>>545665628Oh good, those are some nice fempyros->the synthetic alien cock and fleshlight thingwhat the fuck
>>545665628why the fuck is scout drinking piss
>>545615367>>545619073Did he ever publish his apology essay for using offensive language 10 years ago?
>>545666384not really
make big bimbo bloopander
>>545666384No, I think he's counting on our amnesia and thinks we'll forget about it. What do you expect from a Dem*kn*ght besides the most cowardly behavior?
Zesty jesus
>>545665628zased n' saved
>outbid a bot on backpack because fuck it i'd make profit anyways>bot lowers their price to mineAll that matters now is if the human connection is real.
take the riot gun from the og shadow warrior and give it to heavy as a minigun replacement
>>545666658I'm feeling very sloppy give me a lora
>play the game normally>say nothing>someone on the enemy team tells me to kill myself>say nothing>he repeatedly keeps complaining in chat and keeps kys whenever i kill him>say nothing>enemy wins the round>say nothing>he types ez and immediately leavesWhy is everyone in this game so angry?
>>545668158and worst of all, he could be any one of us
>>545668158just shit talk back, they get more mad lol
>>545667210Artist?
Had a TF2 dream. I was black box soldier on a submarine-like map. I kept juggling and killing demoknights until one switched to my loadout to fight me. I tried to climb up a ladder to escape, but remembered they don't work in TF2.
>>545668635>>545665628
>>545664904They unironically strangled the life out of a Dustbowl server I was just on.
>>545565881you're a retard
>>545564746how much more time is scream fortress for?
>>545546323Only during the Halloween events can you transmute. Full Moon does nothing for them.
>>545669836nice balls, ma'am
>>545668158Not a single TF2 player actually enjoys the game. It's the idea that we're better than others because we're playing an 18 year old game that keeps us going.
>>545461926when was the last time halloween packages got new items?
>>545668158Autism and elitism.Go to a versus lobby in l4d2, it's the same thing. People don't play for fun anymore.
>>545669836puffy
>>545670820this is me except i also try to one-up everyone else on the server with pricier hats
>>545671369
>>545532445>Sigarette?>Yes, I know.
>>545666039I just saw that on Reddit too!
>>545673151nta but thanks
>>545665530What method do you even do to get them to agree to it? Outside of being nice and getting the right person on the right day
>>545673101why were you on reddit
>>545673587it's his real home
>>545670820not true broI love this game
>>545665628wat da scout doin
>>545665142Fempyro's proportions are often just as bad though.
DADAD DA DA DADAD DA DA
>>545673304>>545668635idk if he has socials, but you can usually find his other stuff in the booruhttps://vidya.pics/post/view/125389#search=drawpile
>>545669370i also had a tf2 dreamthey added this coin that would rarely spawn on maps in casual servers and was first come first servedif you collected the coin it'd become an item in your inventory and if you have it in your inventory there'd be a tenth class on the class select screententh class is danny phantom, not even like a tf2-ified expy it's literally just him in the gamehe had no customizable loadout and only had a generic melee so he literally just existed to flex that you have the coinalso for whatever reason the coins were given in groups of three, and they'd stack like dueling minigames do
>>545674316I'll check it out later, thanks again.
>>545674316(had to repost since deleted )
>>545674193
>>545668158>>say nothing stupid beta cuck can't even type in a simple slur back
>>545675231>person emasculates you and puts you in your place in a round of tf2>instead of locking in and banting and owning the fag you take it like a bitch and then come and cry on 4chanits crazy how soft and useless most people are, doesnt help that they're all porn brained like the anons above you so it just amplifies it
>>545675547>>545675231>>545668158me personally i just start saying stupid shit like "picks my nose and rubs boogers on your shirt" because they never know what to do when you respond with absolute dumbfuckery
>>545675828sorry anon that shit is gay, only redditors or toddlers would find that an amusing way to own "the bullies"
>>545673845Nah I've been on 4chan longer. Been browsing since 2007. I didn't get on Reddit until around late 2013. Almost as long as I've been playing Team Fortress 2 (Early 2012)
>>545675828nooo you have to say ebin niggertranny
>>545676704That does nothing for the average person tho, it does clearly make you feel some type of way tho
269>2007>still acts like a turbo touristsad
>>545676803the average person doesn't respond to niggertranny? i guess you would know
>>545676846>too afraid to quote>like a megatranny
In terms of future seasonal updates, what would you rather? Better quality maps or better quality cosmetics overall?
>>545676930Yes because I socialize outside, it's really only turbo online aspies like yourself who even think to get upset by it lol
028>afraidof a fat brownoid? kek i don't give (You)s to that retard
>>545677202Whatever you say trannyboy
>s*ldier leaves the match after his bombs repeatedly get shut down
>>545677084you think normies wouldn't react to that? you are betraying just how little you socialize
>>545679743Most normies I socialize with arent lefties or retards, lmao
>>545674242
*does the spycrab irl*honhonhonhon
>>545669836i can see her balls...
>>545679870i'm glad you have a safe space, anon
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3600958434Another winter themed CTF map, on the smaller end of things in an aim to go for shorter matches. Capture the flag sure is popular with Smissmas though, I wonder why that is.
>>545684328fempyro mating press
foota fempero
i will be fempyro
i'm already fempyro
I will fuck fempyro
shupo check
shupo plap
>>545684328>Capture the flag sure is popular with Smissmas though, I wonder why that is.My guess is that it's the most objectively 'comfy' mode in the game and having a chill looking to spend nearly an hour on would be nice.
https://youtu.be/u1KfJEM8tsUholy wholesome soul
mimi sentry but you fix her small health pool by making her fatter
>>545677038>more terrible maps>more terrible hatsI'd much rather if they simply reverted most of the weapon nerfs.
>>545683929likewise, enjoy your discord and being inside mate LOL
>>545685585Well I can't think of a smissmas/winter themed CTF that isn't generally nice to look at and play on. Seriously, I like all of them.
>>545636562>based propogandist botyou glow in the dark like a nigger
>>545685954I think there can always be more, but the only ones I don't really enjoy are the Turbine reskin and Penguin Peak. I don't like overly 'Christmas-y' themed ones and I don't like the capture zones / intel room on Penguin since it's open and allows for heavy sentry placements.
>>545685907doesn't even deny it. lol
>>545685585>>545685840>>545685954>>545686374
>>545686374I can understand the intel area for Penguin being kind of awful but it's got enough points of approach where it isn't a complete slog to get through. If anything I enjoy it for the presentation overall. Holiday Turbine on the other hand, it's....Turbine but it looks nice enough so it kinda gets a pass for me. Either way I'm looking forward to more potential Smissmas CTF gaming. Real comfy hours.
god i wish that were me
>>545686804Yeah, it's going to be comfy either way. Part of me wants to get some winter-y loadouts going for my classes but I also want to wait for the update itself to see if there's any new jackets.
>>545641158
>>545686580? tfw you're so dense you can't see only turbo online aspies like you care or get offended about niggers or trannies on tf2
>>545687004No harm in waiting it out, past winter stuff is usually pretty cheap anyway. Also shoutouts to plr_cutter. Absolutely gorgeous map that doesn't get enough love.
When will we see a tf2 fork with extra classes like the madcap, the commander, the charger, the guard dog, etc?
>>545688114i'd tell you but you wouldn't like the answer and it's from the same company
Demoknight, the rightful tenth class...
>>545688657Overwatch clone #328 doesn’t have madcap.
>>545688740Get in line, the Archer was here first...
>>545688924it's literally him
>>545689538>we want the homosexual audience
>>545689657even doe he's a straight male and gets the snussy
>>545689657no they like Doorman
>>545689538ChatGPT ahh design
>>545688114tf2 fork but with all the characters from all the different hero shooters added in
>>545690139
>>545670180>t. actual retard that wasn't around for web 1.0
>>545674242looks perfectly healthy to me
new elite
>>545692851I will make cocksleeve from you, little bunny
>>545666658make regular on-model male bloopander SMUT...
>>545692010>>545692851sex
>>545692851trash
>>545692010>>545692851pure sex
New beta branch just dropped>double-physics-testThoughts?
>>545696279>rocket jump removedoh no no no
>>545696279testing new physics engine calculations on fempyro's double g titties
>>545691653yourself? yeah
>>545696279Apparently it's to fix thishttps://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7426
>>545696836so does this mean the cart will no longer glitch out on that one halloween map?
>>545696663If you actually think the internet was a normie thing before facebook and phones you are just digging your newfag hole deeper
>>545699410It was, I had AOL before cable internet.unironically remember getting half life on dial up too. You're a stupid retard to think "Facebook" was the original social network when myspace was before it too. again, the comments you make about newfag and and thinking you were around web 1.0 and that normies back then didn't use shit like gore.com or efukt to see fucked up bullshit.
>>545699718shit i rememeber going to ebaums world daily, newgrounds, msn... There were WAY more forums and places to talk without seeing gay tranny bullshit shoved down peoples throats. Web 1.0 was unironically way better
>>545699718>it wasYou are an actual fucking child. If you used the internet for any extended period of time before social media became a thing you were considered a nerd or a weirdo. Web 1.0 was not user friendly at all and you need a certain degree of technical competence just to use it. Normies would only ever use it occasionally for work or for online banking etc. You're speaking about your own anecdotal evidence as if it somehow disproves the simple fact that web 1.0 was NOT designed for normies.
>>545699718>It waslmao
>>545700029>There were WAY more forums and places to talk without seeing gay tranny bullshit shoved down peoples throats. Web 1.0 was unironically way betterThat's specifically BECAUSE web 2.0 was dumbed down and consolidated for normies. You're proving the other anon right, it wasn't designed for normies on web 1.0, there was more variety for enthusiasts instead of normies.
>>545701679>>545701778You fags clearly never chatted with friends on AIM or Msn Messenger on web 1.0 that wasnt just being retarded anti social faggots. Be less annoying maybe you'd see that your sad existence wasn't the norm on the web
>>545461926bots are back in casual
>>545701841>everything was consolidated thus web 2.0 is more for normiesmy man, web 1.0 was normie; web 2.0 is literally dumb down to people from third world countries can exist in it.
>>545701942I DID have BOTH AIM and MSN Messenger. Only my nerdy friends ever used instant messaging because of the barrier to access. Computers and internet access used to be expensive for normies and you'd be lucky if your family had at least one computer. Again, stop thinking you are somehow every person in the world. Before social media and phones (and yes facebook had way more of an impact than myspace) you had less normies on the internet and so you had more gore and shock sites. The public perception of the internet at the time WAS that it was for weirdos and hackers that looked at gore and shock sites.>>545702169You're either a child or lying. It's an objective fact that there's 500% more normies on the internet after web 2.0 than before.
tf2?
I never thought I'd be old enough to see zoomer children actually think web 1.0 was normie >>545699410>>545701679these are trvkes
>>545702442Literally all my friends growing up in the early 00s and late 90s had internet man, I genuinely think you're trying too hard to say just because it wasnt normie in the third world, most first world folks near me had internet.
you're all normalfags because you use the sanitized "normie" version
>>545702561I do live in the first world projecting faggot, you're trying to argue with objective facts at this point and I can only conclude you're actually retarded.
>>545699718>>545702169>>545702561shut up revisionist
>>545702662Then you'd clearly know i'm right instead of saying it wasnt normie to have internet in the late 90s/00s. Most people had windows 98 or xp by then too... anti social faggot
>>545702561the problem here is you're retarded enough to think "having internet" is the same thing as "being designed for normies"all the normies did not go past surface level internet, or did not use it very much, it doesn't change that it wasn't designed for them
>>545702818my brother in christ the internet was designed for normies, all of it was. You're arguing because your shitty little niche nerd clicks werent normie... i assure you that has nothing to do with this
>>545702751You're not right, you have your head so far up your own ass you're kissing your tonsils. >ERMMM ALL MY FRIENDS HAD INTERNET... SO THEREShut the fuck up retard. Anecdotal evidence is not a fact. Everyone didn't use the internet in the 90's, it was only used by nerds until it took off in the early/mid 2000's. You're just too retarded to realize you were one of the nerds using it before normies adopted it.
boring discussion someone post fempyro and shupo please
>>545702914>my brother in christ the internet was designed for normies,me when I spout liesit was literally designed for the department of defense not normies
>>545703304Nigga this is for the third world, LITERALLY IT BECAME easier to access for third world normies. IN AMERICA AND EUROPE INTERNET WAS ACCESSIBLE AND AVAILABLE FOR NORMIES SINCE THE MID 90SKILL YOURSELF.
>>545703379>Nigga this is for the third world>% of AMERICAN adults who use the internetThanks for confirming you're an illiterate retard and it's pointless to try talking to you, good day.
schizo hours
>>545703375web 1.0 was retard>>545703454yeah yeah concession accepted you clearly weren't even alive in the 90s
>>545703540>you clearly weren't even alive in the 90slook in a mirror you literal child no one thinks the internet was for normies back then except you
>>545703540Not my fault you can't read when mentioning Americans in the same sentence. You're conceding by being a retarded fool.
>>545703632>>545703671again you have nothing of substance to add, concession accepted.
>>545702914>normalnigger thinks that his safe surface messenger apps were the whole internet
>>545658612>>545665628That's epic. thanks for sharing
>>545703791its ok bud you clearly don't want to accept the loss, you think just because theres massive technological advances and the internet got faster the early years werent for normies. I can list my old favorite sites, how i used to go to the library every week to use their better internet to download stuff and bring back home but nothing will convince you. You're an anti social retard
schizo above thinks the whole thread is the same person and we're not all laughing at his historical revisionism
>>545704012>i used to go to the library every week to use their better internet to download stuff and bring back homeNormies weren't doing that LMAO the problem is you think you're normal
(voice) engineer: hey boys it's a schizo!
I need some more culture here
shupo shupo shupo
>>545704180>>545704280again you had no friends who you saw daily and experienced web 1.0 with and shared things with You can cope and think what you missed out on wasn't superior to what shitty experience you got
>anecdote anecdote anecdote projectionyaaawn someone change the channel
>>545704556womp womp you experienced the web and tf2 after its peak
fempyro paizuri
>>545704389I was literally on web 1.0 every day talking to friends on forums and AIM. Hell I even made sprite comics to share with friends. Stop projecting and thinking normies were doing the same lmao
tf2 so shit bros are yapping about nothing
>>545704345We're thinking of making a Player Destruction map where you gather points to feed Yutori Natsu of the After School Sweets club
>>545704727stop responding to him, he's actually mentally retarded
>>545704727normies where... i have cousins, siblings and friends who i considered normies who used the internet daily in the 90s.. literally pc gaming may have been the only non normie thing but PCs for media/news/social media has been a thing since the 90s.
shupo mating press
>>545704345>>545704662Agreed
"but i dont want to go among outcasts" said anon
/tf2g/ - Internet Schizos General
>>545704345Definitely.
>>545705759Anyone got that tyler pic of him stealing an anime girl's missing texture skirt for a facemask
>>545705917Nevermind found it
what time does scream fortress end tonight
>>545706714now this is culture
>>545706714>mcnigger
>>545706729
Anyone else getting a bunch of MOVE TO POLAND afk bots shitting up casual atm?
>>545707238It's a funny meme so I give it a pass
>>545706729>>545707630probably midnight PST
>>545665628>click for TF2>get Minecraft Silverfish pussy
>>545508625I think you spelled halo 4 wrong
I've been playing for a week already and still don't have a furry trans gf. How do I fix this?
it's overIT'SFUCKING OVER
>>545715189Med Muncher...
>>545714063Hit up bagboy if you play heavy
Fuck, now I REALLY need to get some dynamite abs
>>545715189wtf? I thought we had until the 11thI had like 4 maps half finished
>>545709084gay had 2 left before me and my gf got booted from queueing
>oncoming phlog pyro>Hit 3 stickies on him with hitconfirm sounds>Get immediately melted and freezecam show him with nearly full healthWhat the fuck.
holy FUCK when can we MGE while i listen to MST3K
>>545719602teach me mge etiquette. Unless you specifically discuss doing certain matchups, is a mirror expected?
>>545719602are u the pyro>>545719702basically the only hard and fast rule is don't counter jump (don't rocket jump to avoid getting bombed)
>>545719702typically. that's normally the point. otherwise it's just one of those things where you maybe hop into a room and do a round or two before you figure out what the other is doing, make a quick clarification, and then just dip or not. ez pz.
>>545719862I /was/ the pyro. I'm just old now.
wibleo james
My steam friend tried to ERP with me while I was MGEing
>>545685840>not granny pantiesNon-canon. Also artist?
>>545723308ggs was me
>>545723308and? did you win?
>>545723429>Xabber mentioned
>>545723429>B4nny: h-hey guys I really like comp.. and I think more should try i->BigB: shut the fuck up you retarded faggot >Zesty: wooah calm down man, no need for such language>Gabber: nah let him speak we need to exterminate these compfags once and for all>2fort twerkers: yeah exterminate the jews it's what Rick May would have wanted
>>545725685that's black zesty, I think he'd be cool with it
night time is sniper time
>>545729908Would gladly Bonk
Soon™
>>545732952>major
>>545723429>b4nny five years ago:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qebUPodrIGk>b4nny now:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2608447672?t=04h29m20sbro needs to take better care of his skin, his face is looking like the Somme in 1918. drink less alcohol and use a retinoid cream, b4nny.
tried making a fat scout/boxer primary
>enemy team has a demo spamming pills at chokepoints with targe + 5 heads on eyelander + vacc medic on his asswhat are you supposed to do in this situation?
>>545740431Leave game and join a different one. Whats the big deal? Isn't that what valve wanted?
>>545730096Nice manface
>>545740431that's not a demoman spamming pills + stickies + kritz medic
>>545738903>mobility items for HeavyEveryone please stop suggesting this. Make Heavy's identity more unique instead of trying to make him into a copy of the generalist classes.
>>545744253>two of heavy’s main “subclasses” hinge on maximizing heavy’s limited mobility >”NO YOU CAN’T REPLACE HEAVY’S MINIGUN FOR MORE SPEED”DEMOman literally gets to larp as a medieval knight I don’t think this would kill heavy’s class identity
>>545744253sex with shupos
If DeGroot Keep was added in 2025 instead of 2010>this is gimmicky>this is a fake game mode>people aren't going to play this>this is out of character>this breaks the art style
>>545750424The difference is INTENTValves intent was a fun ideavscript slop and garbage gimmick maps is so obviously made for a paycheck
>>545750424no, i would not say those things
>>545746018Both are bad. Demoknight doesn't fit with the rest of the class nor does the Formula 1 Heavy.
>>545723429bigb and b4nny
What if Hydro was added in 2025 instead of 2007?>>545750728Used to play on that map a couple of time in Castaway>>545725685Kinda wish I had a chance to dominate Gabber's ass on Castaway
>>545752219>Kinda wish I had a chance to dominate Gabber's ass on CastawayWhat's stopping you from doing it right now?
>>545744253I don't think new ones should be added, but the GRU nerf was unwarranted and should be reverted.>>545723401milkshakework
>full Hydro server in ad 2007 + 18what is this?
>>545753102
>he fears The List
>>545753102hmmmm
>he thinks of anything about nu fag listslole
>>545756575Ahh good times
Engineer ruins the game way more than anything else.
>>545758867I'd disagree but Uncle Dane the engie main has definitely done a lot of damage to the game
Group Bastion Twice
Wish the people who held discussions here weren't retarded coomers with bad opinions
>>545761937filter their filenames
>>545763183It's part the fact that the images are unrelated to tf2, but he's genuinely retarded. You can't filter retardation on 4chan (thankfully he will never reproduce, so irl filters him)
>>545763663I find that collapsing images by default and filtering shupo, updetto, eric and floyd improves the thread quality by 100x
>>545714063hiii
new gmod animations are so... sovless
>>545768360They havent had soul in forever, i found exactly "one" person i really enjoy that still does gmod stuff. Unfortunately he's on hiatushttps://www.youtube.com/@CrazyScoutFIN
>Having a fun and balanced game on upward>Two max's head snipers join the enemy team>They lock us in the spawn for 6 minutes
I have juicy drama regarding the QEL moderation team (Quick Esports League) that i may post in the threadthe owner is basically retarded and the only reason his league is taken seriously is the money
>>545775138
>>545779387medic owes me sex
>>545779151No one has ever heard of this so called league and no one cares
Every game is just bots and cheaters. What happened?
That was an amazing killing spree
>>545784325I just played for 3 hours, no bots or cheaters...
boring hours
>>545779387can't afford one
>>545784558thank you
Miss her pocketing me on dustbowl bros...
>>545784724Sounds like something a cheating bot would say
>watching some fangame showcase>tf2 jumpscare
Bing Onions was a fictional character created by the Chucklenuts to obfuscate real issues with the game, like the Emporium, Save TF2, and slurs.tf
I'll never be perfectI'll never be coolI'll always be nothingUnless I'm with you'Cause you make me perfectTell me what can I do?The pieces are missingWhen I'm not with you
still boring
join my new eu server :D185.127.19.83:27015london
>>545794524L O N D O N
>>545794524>join server>get backstabbed
>>545753195tiiän mis asut
>>545756575all of those people in that pic are irrelevant and betrayed tf2g by leaving why orbit them? nuchads won
>>545756575>half left is the only anon with negative faggotry
>>545750728don't reply to the emporium
>>545718761I have this hat since... 2013 I think.It is one of the ugliest Demon's hats.
>>545796628but the other part of the set makes it worth it
Next OP image: >>545692851
>>545799426oops, meant>>545462035
>>545796514Because he made it. He really should be higher on the faggotry axis by virtue of having a tripcode, he wasn't an anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxNEYWYgGScNew short king kino
For me it's https://youtu.be/ha7smLPz2GY
>>545802338kino>>545805758boring
incooming
I was raped in the 2fort sewers
>7 months of development>dozens of prominent workshoppers involved>an entire promotional website with custom assets made>reception overwhelmingly mixed/negative>buried and forgotten within a weekWhat went wrong?
>>545567668I feel like the fact you aren't invincible/bubbled/kritz'ed is such a huge downside that this weapon could lose the overheal penalty and still be balanced
>>545810164I just don't care personally. I'd rather just have the halloween equivelent of the festivizer or something.
>>545810425>I'd rather just have the halloween equivelent of the festivizer or something.There used to be.....
>>545810164>3/5 stars>negativeIt's just average, no one wants it but it's not anything egregious or anything. If charms were added people would largely ignore them just like war paints
>>545810313Quick fix upside is that you don't need to time the uber at all. Just spam right click as soon as the meter reaches 100%
>>545810164>Not even an original idea, just stole the idea from CS2 charms>7 months to make some little models>so small and irrelevant why would people even bother>most hang from the side of the gun instead of the barrel like botkillers so you wouldn’t even see them much>Just more worthless slop to add to the pile of slopBefore they even started working on this they really should have asked themselves if people really want this
>>545812036The biggest upside of the quickfix was the matching speed of the patient lol
>>545810164People don’t like that Medic pocket cosmetic because it’s so small you can barely see itWhy would people want something like that but for weapons?
>>545812353>Why would people want something like that but for weapons?It's for (you) and not others, shows up on the view model, same as war paints being more for the user's viewmodel
Whomst wanna' MGE?
>>545800019seconded
>want to play zombie mode after doing some cooking>halloween is gone
>>545812241It's crazy that they added that as a buff to the quick fix specifically (as a pun on quick) and the just gave it to everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz4QzA4KbBEnew wacky
>>545815773luv me eltorro
>>545815773nice
>>545815773Where's the funny?
>>545817315in the video.
>>545817315it's comedy for normies, don't worry about it.
>>545817315in the video, too bad your taste is shit
>>545813231At that point just download a mod and save money
where's the mvm update?
where's the heavy update...
>>545462035next OP use this image it won't let me for some reason
>>545820165>>545462053go with this one then
>>545820236no dice it thinks everything is spam
>>545820612:(
>>545821224be the hero we deserve 4chan hates me I guess
pls to shoot gun
>>545811635So stupid that valve got rid of spells. They could have just made it so they're unboxable as a bonus item during scream fortress events if they didn't want to keep giving them away for free, was it that hard?
>>545822882>>545822882>>545822882Z + 4
>>545822958thanks pally!
