Previous: >>545351935>Miary Zo trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRwchU3LtBo>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/15iC2duCQLb0EoqBXyMkjWffiFE_IDLaenVBA6kS2bM4/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.zexauv1jo17>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1JPqhDoP9nf0XlTW4PYflCXUTjw7wCorIWU8ihlaF0xQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.ere7btp9k64v
Alas the Dale fag is cucked again
>play le execution man>constantly complain about execution mistakes and about how hard it iswhy are mishimers like this?
>saves waifufags from borimg female characters
I don't think TMM ducked a single mid high string from Leo
>>545492642did he really say that
>Waiting for TMM to duck a mid high string You're going to have a bad time
what difference is there between jin and devil jin now considering jin has a bunch of claw attacks, also gets wings and is flying all over the place>>545492703unironically this is the strongest proof that leo is female
>>545492840Devil Jin won't be in T9 until the inevitable DLC anyway
There was a major difference, DVJ played like a traditional Mishima Jin played like more of a hybrid. They are both hybrids now.
Tekken 5 onwards aren't Tekken character, just schizo delusions
>>545492668you posted the wrong image
>>545493085imagine she molested steve when he was a young boy
You know TMM is tilted when he didn't punish Jin's f3,1. Mind you the Jin wasn't in heat so there was no chance of a heat dash anyway
>female character uses unbreakable homing throw>"WOW OF COURSE THAT'S UNBREAKABLE, WHY WOULDN'T YOU USE THAT?">heihachi uses unbreakable homing throw>"I CAN'T BELIEVE HE USED THAT, WHAT A RISK!!!!!!"
I don't understand why Mishimas are so popular, they're so boring. Entire neutral revolving around a jumpscare launcher or a busted low.
mishimas are popular because they are so boringperfect low iq casual characters that don't want any complexity in their game
People don't even understand what makes Mishimas interesting anymore... We're so far removed from Tekken it's not funny Their simplicity what was made them so interesting, it's quite literally the guy practicing the same punch for a 1000 times instead of a 1000 punches.
"you're only good if you lose to tmm" theory remains unbeaten
Why did Gaben do it bros?
Maybe someone has Adrien's IP
>>545492668By being a boring female character with no personality? Including the temu version of Angel's iconic pose and a random ass stripper pole for no reasonWhat were they thinking man. They saw how popular Reina is and still they chose to make another Josie/Az adjascent character who will be unpopular a month after releaseI'm still pissed about the wasted potential
>>545493728after victor i don't get how anyone can believe the current """talent""" at bamco can design anything interesting
>>545494013If they just took away that fucking cyber sword man...
Watching Reina spam + frames into stance mixups is making me hate this game more
devil jin is so weak...
ok thx
i was going to make a very funny post but i forgot what i was going to type
>playing xioayu>playing not to lose >in this weird defensive logical mannerthis is torture wish i could just mash people out
it is factually untrue that you need a woman in your life
that's not a book
https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbkO7lyN
just a page from the book
who the fuck still does NNN?
Nine Ninch Nails?
>>545493964=3
>>545495460tik tok tekken haters
sf6 on switch already sold triple the amount of tekken series life time
WhiteLiver95 playing Kazuya
i cant play neutral into any character they all have 100% rate of homing moves
Sidestepping is good bruv, haven't you heard?
homing moves? just side step bro
*points finger at you* hakubashi!
God Claudio that got hit spamming hopkicks 4 times in a row just beat TMM
I switched from NA to EU and I was GoD now I'm stuck mid Tekken God. It's way more neutral heavy, people don't press as often and have crazy timing, even some emperors are goated. It's gonna be hard to get my rank back lmao.
i switched genders
We can tell you're a fat man still
>fatno i'm not, i'm just slightly out of shape
>6 more months of losing to people that are half as good as youbro really thinks season 3 will do something and that he's better than the people he loses to lmaoooo
TMM shpuld just drop Tekken ATP, He doesn't enjoy it
kisama ka?
Hi /vg/troons I just got this game and I have a question:Why are the only faggots queuing right now Wifi-fags and why do I get to pick between:>Consolefaggot with garbage wifiOr>PCFag with good wifi but such a shit pc we both get to now play in slowmo 30fps modeI dont have this problem in my anime fighters
Blud we don't play this game anymore
just convinced my normalfag unc friend to buy black souls 1 LMAO. told him to install the patch too
is it possible to teach a Kazuya main fundamentals? or are they too far gone?
>>545497568Not on topic and Black Souls is normie tier "hurr im le edgy look at this loli rape game" dogshit
There was a time Kazuya didn't on block mid off wavedash, then most had fundamentals
a fucking bug crawled on my monitor and tried to get behind my bed and there was a cockroach in my kitcheni swear to m i will kill all you niggas one day
>not on topicblud isnt even a janny LMAO
Blud is talking about loli games like an expert, he's on here more than any Janitor.
i lost to the gimmickiest weirdest jack 8 ive ever playedr against in my life 3-0 3-0 back to back
how to blemish heat reina wavedash 4,4?
>>545497505ask on reddit
is dvj really that bad
>>545497505
DVJ was way better and more interesting in T7, most of his combos had like 3 dash jabs in them and it was still less boring.
>>545497882>>545497990Who knew you retards on /vg/ dont actually talk about videogames and just borderline avatarfag like the trannies you are.
>>545498049knowing all of this and yet you joined us, curious isn't it?
alright let's get some tekken discussion going, who wants to go first?
>>545498112I'm just glad you freaks stay in your containment board. Now we just need the dall-e jeets to move here too.
Well you're a likeable fellow, I can't understand why no one will help you.... Oh wait you're just a pretentious faggot.
>>545498146glad to have you lil bro, enjoy your stay
>>545498163>>545498146
tekken? FUKITOBE!
>>545497505because youre in very low ranks so youre playing like 10 year olds with aids and turtle pets. just rank up to like orange and you should get normal players.
>whinepost>guys why doesn't anyone want to join me in whining
>I come into the thread, ask a retarded question and nobody answered meI must shit everywhere and start insulting people
>waaaaaah you guys r such freaks why arent you taking my epic bait waaaah u r madlotsa epic weens shitting around these last couple daysorry lil bro, the pond dried up
can you guys stop harassing our new fellow tekken 8 player? thanks
TMM quit Tekken, I believe in you.
bros...........
TMM get a real job, I believe in you.
>>545498469cool it with the antisemitism
tekgen is imploding
i'm watching aion 2 live stream
did the fed lower rates? what is this reckless abandon (You)ing people nilly willy?
drawanon can you make this jin even cooler?
needs some flames in his pants
Yeah EU ranked is insane, that's why it produces so many top tier talents like.......... That fat brown spic?
jin is even cooler bros...
our lingschizo is hardstuck in TG in EUEU is simply the best region
>>545499751Weird how playing a game that doesn't make you want to kill yourself will do that.
>a game that doesn't make you want to kill yourselfjarvis post a supercut of people crying about T7 for the last 4 years of its lifespan and begging for T8 to set them free
>>545500023>playing a game that doesn't make you want to kill yourself will do that.so anything but tekken or anime shit?
>>545495460>61 millionthat's how much sperm jin pumps into his sweetheart lili every night
>retard lee keeps doing raw ws2,3 >duck it every time out of muscle memorynigger brain
quack
T7 season 3 & 4 were the issues but there was still plenty of fun had till then. T8 is much much worse, it was hated from it's first year.
it really didnt get any better
>>545500251shut the fuck up retard
you can fuzzy ws23 and ws24back to lab sis
t7 was only good in the early access stage of arcade in korea, it was still a tekken game by then and a good one
Would you be able to calculate how many sales Tekken 8 is on from the 61 million?
2D characters are tekkenfireballs are tekkenmeters are tekkenair game is tekken
Imagine in T6 the most you had to worry about was Bob or Lars
aliens are tekken
T6 was already fake tekkeneverything before T5DR and everything after it is fake
murray-sama...
>>545500903the alien should speak exclusively in aphex twin songs
>>545499751I miss him.But unironically.
>area 69THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_y3B8kDwY
this game is so ass that im playing mobile games again
>bait raven parry perfectly after 1,2,3+4 gimmick string into parry flowchart>get my punish blocked after he whiffs itnice gae
this Raven?
>>545502740y-yeah playing the teen titans game
must be because Raven isn't in Tekken 8
>>545502740>>545503047Stay on topic, second time you've done this
sybau niggawe LOVE off-topic here
>>545502598The only Raven I know is this one.
second time i did this in the last 10 minutes you mean
>>545503114you're a joyless loser who has never achieved anything significant in his wasteful fucking life btw
i wish i could turn eric into a girl so he could become femleo for me
>>545503260Go namefag in the discord if you're going to blogpost. Gurantee nobody gives a single fuck about whatever pedantic shit is going on in your brown shitholer life
ok but how does that impact the fact that Johan won and Paradox won't shut down
reportschizo runs tekgen
judgment 3 never
No he's just an actual janny that started with Tekken 8, which is more hilarious than even TMM tournament streams
the only discord i'm in is IET
having a fling with kazuya main
>>545503472millenial emo vs midlife crisis
you think jun dropped jin while he was a baby?
sick ducks
>>545504150can you stop stalking this guy, he's not even our lingschizo
go get the runback against TMM's devil jin nigga, he's been having a bad day so even you can probably win one match
telling schizophrenic losers to stop doing certain actions don't work like that, otherwise psychiatry wouldn't exist
damn i wish i had a nice pair of tits
let me know when you are GoD so I can snipe and collect free points
>bad at Tekken>bad at chess>bad at Warhammer >bad at musicWhat's a good hobby for an average IQ short gymcel with no friends
Why would I not pick gifted man. Fallout is designed like shitAlso max age for a character is 35. Haha...
posting on 4chan
i could runback wit my lili havent played her in a while though, xiaoyus too far from his rank it's unlikely ill get him
>>545504464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSIhFy6tlvI
>>545504464reading
>>545504464>bad at WarhammerHow nig I mean white boi
just so you know, it is virtually impossible to be bad at something
songs women talk about being bad girl
>>545503472Kuwana was right.
>>545500251Fahk does it while Jin watches
fahk has a daughter
furia royale WEG plz
I only understood plz
Honestly, I was a little unhappy with the gameplay trailer of Miary Zo, but seeing just how proud and excited Michael Murray is about the character has changed my mind on it all. It’s clear the Tekken team put in a lot of work and passion to create something new and unique, and I’m looking forward to giving Miary Zo a try.
Miary looks fun and cool so I'll play her when she's out
>>545495460
Every youtube comment is some dude shitting on MiaryThe top comment is "look at the screen Murray" I really do wonder if Tekken sales were affected by all the noise or if it's just people screaming at the void. Loyal 6000 and all that
it's funny because most of those people screaming and leaving negative comments everywhere still log in daily and play their matches like good boysstockholm syndrome is too strong
I am excited for Miary, she looks cool and fun as fuckNow don't get me wrong, she doesn't belong in a tekken game, but that's fine becuase tekken 8 is not a tekken game.
>>545509702>people screaming and leaving negative comments everywhere still log in dailyFalse
deh
the more i think about it the more sense the whole idea of procedurally generated frame data makesthink about it, skill now relies on reading your actual situation and acting on the fly based on reliable but spontaneously gained information, it's kinda like fog of war in a moba
dah
>>545504302That IS our lingschizo actually. If you can't recognize OUR lingschizo from their outfit then you're not a real OG.
>>545510184linganon is NOT remotely an OG bruh
on god bruh fr fr preach twin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VZkll3Nc80outrunning the circle of timeundecidedfate is irrelevant in our hearts and in our veinsstarting a chaaain reaction
>>545510268OUR bokeOUR lingschizo
>bryan = me>xiaoyu = linganon
bokebros > lingsissies
Does TMM even plays Lili besides after the Paul winstreak incident?
>>545510830still a banger.
>>545511164Funny on how this single win pose discouraged many female guest characters from joining Tekken
thank you bryan for giving us clive
das what i did to my ex and got away scot free because i knew the judges cousin
https://x.com/kunii_tv/status/1986207922750132533why don't (You) have a gf that cosplays as lili and plays tekken with you
why does Asuka not have one single unsafe move?
Because this is reality
>>545513078>made 1 good game in a 40-year-career (MGS3)
feng can charge a wallsplat mid for like 23 frames which is an average mid startup how is this not removed? how was claudio a problem with the ff3,2 thing but now this nigga with a single 20 frame mid that charges for like a milisecond just wallsplats you it's like taunt jet upper
He actually needs it unlike Claudio
yo imma explain to you crayon eaters why Lee Chaolan is a fair character and I know this because I'm a Guinness World Records and uh yeah so let's get into it
feng's guardbreak is only in heat so it's fair and balanced actually
>>545505796And? You want her to watch too?
I CAN'T TELL WHAT THE FUCK STEVE IS DOING AHHHH EVERY MOVE LOOKS THE EXACT SAME AHHHHH WHY DOES HE HAVE A GUARDBREAK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
steve always had a guard break
what do i do when my guardbreak chs off axis with drag? do i have any way to pick that up? qcf2?
>>545516157>Oh people don't mind this Reina guardbreak that's 70 frames?>Let's make more guard breaks except they're 15-20f now!Just fucking baboon brain from bamco.
>>545514620why does he always make a point of saying lee chaolan
>>545516568lee choalan a fire name ya eard
guard breaks are a legacy mechanicspeaking of which, give xiaoyu back her guard break on hyp 2 charge
EOS when
>>5455179254-5 years from now. you don't think you're getting let out the torture rack this soon? your punishment must be more severe.
here's the timeline>miary zo release>people will play her a bit and be like "you know she's like armor king fahk and actually hecking fundamental and fair btw">fast forward atif winning TWT finals with her broken ass>community complains again all the way until april>s3 patch is like s2 patch and they do the same song and dance again about "trying it out first" and "will fix it in the future">julia as first s3 dlc undisputed top 1 character>people complain and harada says they are working on it>loyal 6000 keeps playing>nothing ever happens>rinse and repeat for season 4 and 5
>>545518308>>people will play her a bit and be like "you know she's like armor king fahk and actually hecking fundamental and fair btw"she is a female character, none of the usual suspects would ever say she's fair
>>545518308no more tekken for me then, i even played through tekken revolution
>>545510184it's not..
>>545492703i've played tekken for thousands of hours and i will literally never know what that character does
december bros, how are you holding up?
>>545518308I hekkin love tekkin 8
>no bushdidn't even twitch a little
>>545517925Depends on if this game gets 4 million sales and when. If not then this game is ending on season 4
>>545507856who wrote on her boobs and crotch
>>545519492Lili is NOT attractive
nigga said season 4 and 5
PLAY AND LOVE,LOVE! LILI!
Took a Tekken 8 so good I came and lost the NNN
>>545525001Someone says /sfg/ we don't need their zesty niggas, keep them for themselves.
SAVE US IET
https://x.com/AyoRichie_98/status/1986206986640499032Ayo wtf, dudes defense game is strong
>The Savior
Good luck waiting until 2027 for that game.
>>545525772Tore down all my Tekken posters and replaced them with Virtua Fighter ones.
as if iet will output a game ever
>>545526207leave this thread you faggot traitor.
You could play Tekken 7 you fucking traitors.
anything is better than mashen 8
>>545525718brvtal mogging
>>545526207based
I don't see myself getting used to pressing 3 buttons on that game.Even waking up is P+K+G + ForwardWeird controls
someone post another harada thread on /tv/
If I had Lili as a girlfriend Smooooooooch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdj9pfloICI
>>545525352sexooooo
what does gooning mean
you're crazy in the coconut
cocknut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn7bEVnFlds
i only watched this movie once can't watch it again, he reminded too much of Murray, misunderstood
>>545525718yeah this nigga done took his soul
>>545525718Blackheart is such a bitch
Sometimes touching yourself in necessary.
deviljins such an auto neutral nigger character cant sidestep electirc in a million years
>>545530421mid
I was at such an low point in my life leading up to Teken 8. I had no money but I wanted 8 so bad after seeing footage. After paying my rent and buying rice I had nothing. Sucked an penis for the first time for 70 dollars. The guy said he would be gentle but it was a really rough Burmese guy who facefucked me brutally. I gagged and chocked. I havent played Tekken 8 after the first year of its release. I also got Ghonnorea in my mouth.
mishimas never win anything so you're not allowed to criticize them
the Lance Vance Dance
>midLOW
>>545530659same except the sucking benis part
>>545530421Don't fall for itpractice your electric
>>545530659same except the wanting tekken 8 part
>>545530101its not the actual blackheart
>>545527510used to listen to this album on repeat around 15 years ago
>>545531595I don't care it's Blackheart in my eyes
I don't care it's a woman in my eyes
the difficulty of playing xiaoyu is that they rematch you 40% of the time, they're specially less likely to rematch if they lose convincingly
that fergus guy has had a penis in his mouth. i can't respect or root for a guy like that. a shameless penis sucker
>>545533498doesn't help that 90% of ling players are completely braindead flowcharting dumbfucks
i dont like ling mirrors because i play very calculated and ling players are happy go lucky game enjoyers, so i basically break their spirit playing in my mechanical robot-like way
real blackheart wouldn't get matched with richie since he blocks all good players
I thought Fergus was a top
aris was right about tekken
aris is fat, i doubt he can be right about anything, it's just a coincidence that tekken 8 flooped
>>545533894he's right that it's not worth it if you're only playing online.
poooooftekken 8 sucks amigos
playing tekken 8 will help you git gud for when AI enhanced TT2 comes out
>german retard lagging his balls off in ranked playing bryanyou just know this was one of those """""germans""""" named ahmet turkoglu
>>545534432>one of those """""germans""""" named ahmet turkogluthose guys are all playing EU5 right now
>>545526207first of many
had a Bryan mashing crouchjab today every time I was in Libertador
he wanted to touch your latino coochie
>>545534752i had one paul doing the same on every drag d2i used his temu hopkick (uf2) and he died for it like three times and he did not stop dickjabbing
i have bad news to tell you bros...i enjoy the hwoarang matchup
men? huge fan
Dog owners, please be more responsible of your pets when in public. This is the second dog I have run over in three months.
dogs owners are gay and dogs are gay too
>after playing 5 hours a day for 2 months finally sweat-mode has been activatedShiet we could make it now
for me its cats. ive ran over more than 10
dogs are plushiesexual
i'm watching my intro
>>545536674Please don't shoot up a school.
I hit a deer last month
empathy toilet 8
are empathyschizo and agp ling schizo the same guy or is it a coincidence that they're both mentally ill latinxs
Just ate 6 gyozas, they were good. I slurped that shit like freezer
i was doing so good but i played for so long my middle finger nerve is in shambles
just ate rice and im still as hungry as i was before i ate it
just ate indian man poopoo
>platned medusa is bad into the same characters im bad into
i hopped on kazuya after all the kaz is braindead propaganda and he's still one of the hardest characters to win with despite me having stuck with the character for years think i'll just keep playing nina
the only reason the pros are still playing this thing is because they are paid to do so, no one and i mean literally no one is having fun with this game at high levels
kekzuya propaganda
>>545540231same guy.
>Dump it
will plant medusa ever be more then a pub stomper
nice general you got there
>>545543474>knee and arslan on the poster because of twitter beefs>neither make it past day 1why hasn't ulsan hit celebrity status yet when he's the best tekken player of all time
>>545543474I dont get it. Does that mean they are the same person or like they are both schizophrenic or they love each other but need to go separate ways?This shit is confusing.
Its cum buddy
knee and arslan break out of their goo prison to job at the only important tekken tournament
THREAD THEMEhealing my exausted brain editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJJQTxiW0P8&t=9s
Is there a more insufferable matchup than Kazuya into Steve?
it's almost 2026 and people still be talking about knee like he something
Is Landon D hardcore coping right now or is he just this stupid normally?
where do I get started with depeche mode
>>545497990>>545498049/tekgen/ is one of the worst generals on the board because of retarded shit like thisThese "jokes" got old the second they were posted the first time
I exposed myself
gta 6 delayed again
>>545544452Ulsan has no charisma and is a shameless tier whoreCharacter specialists are always more respectable than tier whores
>>545545881Just start from the beginning to the latest.Everybody praises Violator but Songs of Faith and Devotion is just as good. Their last album Memento Mori is alright too.
I exposed (You)
>went on 10 game winstreak and got back to high rankthe benefit of playing 8 hours in one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im3SigyYexo
what does vibe mean
> 8 hours of d8i'd rather get my cock stomped into dust then alcohol poured all over it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKcGLOIzADwtis up
shant be watching
it was rough at firstg ubt after the 6th hour your brain enters into overdrive and you can see the micromovements and probability matrixes
the people who just love saying how old tekken was full of bullshit just have no idea how much of their flowchart offense would whiff against a t5 backdash or sidestep
get a whiff of this dick nigga
VF6 is saving us
>>545548001This. Not only did ALL the males get super buff in tekken 7 but also did everyones hit and hurtbox.
It's simple, we kill the batman
Capcom Won
i'm going to play tekken drunkwatch me lose to mickey mouse fucks
I'm afraid Sega won, actually
>>545549748You play this game without alcohol usually? wtf
imagine all the fighting games releasing in November now
Do silent hill 2 and 3 work fine on the ps2 emulator?
here are some of my tekken customizations
half my tooth exploded in my sleep
yea they run perfectly
blonde white women are so coolalso two days ago was nice buttocks day
if this blonde human from this superhero game and the invisible one that looks like Fahk after his gender surgery aren't villain related I'll beexposing myselfto Murray's lies one more time
>>545550043idk i don't get how people play this game drunk it feels unbearable trying to download my opponents who are busy doing everything they can to break my defense but so far I'm on a 7 game winstreak so whatever >>545550542cosplay customs are LAME
Get the SH2 enhanced version or whatever it's called
I can't believe how strong Jin's heat smash still is and I can't believe we had one whole year of an even more absurd move than the current version and people will look you right in the eye with full sincerity and tell you "maybe season 3 will fix Tekken 8 cheer up" like what the fuck are we even doing here
metroid prime 4
Elle Fanning as Samus
Ella Hollywood as Samus
I think one day analog thumbsticks will replace arcade levers
>download opponentLike this is a fighting game? T8 is a wahoo badabing hehehehaw, i just mash random buttons when I get the urge once a week and see the sparks exploding which is interesting when I'm on my third 1906
I smurf at mighty ruler and I don't feel bad because anyone still supporting this game deserves to have a bad time.
>>545550806>623x906bruv..
>>545552768BASED AS FUCK you should make another throw away smurf just to plug in quickmatch
What would you do in this situation
>tfw not playing dogshit aids
>>545550806asuka so lucky
>>545553483Overrated slop.
>>545553483Ryu Ga Gotoku
>>545552768i thought about doing this but with cheats on some tf2 bots malice
i really hope they remove the red arena and ortiz farm these stages are so fucking terrible and hilariously unbalanced
>>545553781THANK YOU
>>545553731that's from 4 not 2
Dating with a girlshe asks:"What do you think of Stranger Things newest season??? I LOVED IT!""Overrated slop."I then drink a sip of water and leave
how can a stage be unbalanced
>>545554009>Dating with a girlyou lost me.
>>545554084Tekken 4
stage too rectangular
girl (male, wearing socks and a Jujutsu/Chainsawman black shirt)
>>545554084characters like jack benefit way more from wall breaks than characters like say asuka or king do
Nigga i miss alcohol
gta vi delay says A LOT about next gen consoles coming sooner than later
>duck some 3-hit string from a Raven on pure yolo energy, I'll just do that sometimes against characters I have no idea what they're doing>it works>proceed to bumfuck him 3-0>he cancelsAnyway, I wonder what people feel who play characters that almost literally no one plays when you duck and launch some string of theirs.
I need to fuck a tranny
>>545554515thank god, that means mashen 8 dies soon
>>545555057hi (kazuya main)
tekken 9 will be a strand type game
tekken 9 will copy 2xko combo system and tag mode and I'm willing to bet my money on it
Tekken 9 doesn't exist habibi
>>545553478that's a man's butt btw. i can tell because i'm attracted to it despite the impression that it's a female
but NOOOOOOO.........Clive instead......
add charlie kirk and wafflehouse
it was the right choice
im so tired i haven't even masturbated todayi think im finally old enough that my libido is starting to go down
Gonna go numan showeri
>>545556087no tekken always copies what the last SF didso get ready for heat rush, heat parry and heat reversal
The excrement continues!
>>545556805you're finally outgrowing your puberty
numa numa yay
>>545556805>im so tired i haven't even masturbated todaycongrats on being above 18 mentally
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8
>>545556805zoomer finds out life isn't just sex for the first time.
>>545556805what are you going to do with your new life?
lee bottom 1
>>545557649>>545557437>>545557304>>545557147im probably one of the older posters here
weird flex but ok
you're like 60 then?
>murray posts herei knew it
The purpose of life is literally to have sex
>>545558047well duh, he's mentioned 4chan before.
>>545558062False. It is just a perspective. We consider out intellectualism as a form of absolute Life, but we are just a casuality of a ton of events.If we talk about Life in the grand scheme, sex is not even the smallest part of it, infact it's absolutely null.Imagine it from the perspective of a virus that eredicates life in natural ways.
>>545558373Cringe.
>>54555806298% of bees are infertile and never have sex, they are born just to run a colony till they die
>>54555863698% of bees are incels.
>>545558501False. It is just a perspective. We consider things to be cringe based on our views.Factual: Anime is cringealso Factual: It's not cringe in Japan
anime was a mistake
/tekgen/ is a bee colony
Japanesis are so creative
the bee issue is that they are all females and inferitle, only the queen bee is fertile and since drones (male bees) die after sex the majority of bees are female, and no, they are not lesbians or so, they simply don't fuck or even cross path with sex ever
shemales are what keep me going
>>545558062Not really, no one gives you a medal for it. Your only prerogative is to keep yourself entertained and avoid pain and suffering until you die.
I got stds
>>545558062that's a very bioessentialist view we're concious animals, we can decide (or at the very least be tricked by the illusion of free will) to do anything we want
the purpose of life is to play tekken and wear nike sneakers
>>545560060shut up muray.
Being thankful is what life is all about
they should've called arkham knight arkham tank instead cause it's all you ever fucking use
thank you michael murray
Nioh 1 is a great game.
Meh
Nioh 1 is decent but Gran Turismo 7 is better
batmobile npcs have arrived
>>545560690Nioh 1 is a pre-alpha for Nioh 2.
>>545559240uchi and harada should link up and make the worst game ever conceived
harada is simly incapable of making bad games
>kcd games mid I dropped it>kcd2games mid I dropped it
If I played Gran Turismo, I would fall asleep
>>545560937too bad he doesn't make games then
>>545561013and sleep is healthy.. if you played tekken 8 you would rage and also lose your sleep.. therefore.....................
There's no Tekken 8 on this update.... LOL
why do people playing racing sims when you can just drive every day in real life
gt7 is fucking dogshit
test
next update is miary zo patch in a month
>>545561242what about the other (better) game then
>lose>i need to be more patient>spend the entire game holding back and desperately trying to find a hole in my opponents defense while they spam hatchets and other gorilla moves>lose again>i need to be even more patient >finally manage to find a few CHs and bait them into panic button mashing>barely manage to win >they leave because I played a cheap characteri love playing a very cheap character (jun), this playstyle is so braindead, spamming gorilla moves and infinitely sustaining pressure is way higher IQ than trying to make defensive reads all game
HADOUKEN
>>545561413it's wayyyyy cheaper, fuel, insurance and renting cars is not ideal if you think about it.also not everyone can actually drive without specific modification to the car (for instance people who can't use the lower part of the body)in short, racing sims allow many people to experience something they otherwise couldn't
the bear and the bull and the bear and the bull and the bear and the bull
I want to turn myself into an instrument
I can't drive I had neglectful parents and my father abandoned me. My mother is a dumb whore with no license either so it trickled down to me. Naturally I am a failure with no job or income so obtaining this on my own is a difficult task. im also mentally ill with crippling fatigue so I dont think im even capable of driving I can barely stay focused as I write this.
So, what will it be? Do you join the unity? Or do you die here? JOINDIEJOINNNNDIEEEEE!!!!
Thats all well and good but have you ever exposed yourself before
>>545561816based gran turismo fan
>>545561816>My mother is a dumb whoreStfu
i genuinely feel very depressed to think that there's never going to be another good fallout gamebest I can do is wait another 5 years for mid slop that I probably won't even buy + a shitty TV show for brainlets that can't read
no I probably would kill myself if I experienced the shame
>>545562126this but mass effect
what are you retards talking about
fallout was never good. 4 is the only one where the gameplay isn't completely embarrassing.
men and their failure to please us with their cashgrabs
>>545557373You posted the wrong music video tho
>>545562126I'm not going to lie I haven't played Tekken in a minute but I mite come back for the Miary release
Were talking about Tekken 8
even at bamco they stopped talking about tekken and move on to digimon
>>545560669reminder that arkham knight ends with a gears of war joker section.
>>545561657Driving is the chore you do to get to work. It's satisfying, in the same way shaving or hoovering can be, but it's not fun like a hobby. I don't understand car niggas at all. I drove a lambo on a track day and I felt nothing. It was shit desu.
>>545562414shut the fuck up stupid adhd zoomercuntfallout is supposed to be an RPG first and a ARPG second, not the otherway around who cares if the gameplay is "bad" the game is supposed to be an interactive freeform CYOA with amazing writing, not another generic zoomershooter with cringe humour Fallout 2 = Fallout NV => Fallout 1 >>> Fallout 3 >>>>>>>>> Fallout 4
Whats going on here?
i drove a mclaren f1
>use hitbox>inputs are a bit cleaner >in exchange you get carpal I reck'n I'll hold onto me controller.
Night-Runners mogs grant turismo
RPG meaning rick and morty reddit writing in the desert
after I beat planescape torment I realised that I had outgrown most video games and now I just read books tbqh tekken is the only video game I play because nothing fills the void like getting mashed up by a retad jack spamming db2 at -9 in god 1 >>545562998are you a mishima bro if so then don't mash the inputs and your hands will be fine
Every 90s rpg is the epitome of reddit writing with corny ass jokes sprinkled in at any given chance. This, of course, includes fallout. Go play garbage like baldur's gate. Literally set a timer and see how long it takes to run into some cringe joke.
>>545562126there's a dude trying to finish the original van buren version of fallout 3.
>>545563145No I play Drag and Lee but the fact your wrists need to be pronated while using it absolutely kills me. The controller feels much more natural to hold.
>>545563145>>545563172reddit didn't even fucking exist back then you're getting confused with nerd millenial humour which is indeed cringe in retrospect but it has it's own witty retro charm to compared the zoomer humour found in modern rpgs that's dumbed down to the point where even the dumbest xbox nigger can laugh at it from his couch across the living room>>545563206whilst i want to hope, I can't think of a single fan project of that scope whcih has resulted in a quality product by the end of it.
>>545563214my candian friend KeNNeDy had a bunch of #1 scores in pjr2i made fun of his younger cousin when he told me he had leukemia because im autistic... we didnt talk for awhile until i apologized
are we unc posting now?
IT'S UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut5ML12d6fE&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1HQg%3D%3D
its up.https://youtu.be/0Sw6Plhlgtg?si=qpi0zgWlAawBFrDW
>MIDnight club
>>545564709unironic paid shill video made my a literal professional downplayer >blah blah blah this player who's in a massively more competitive region than me, has 600 more glicko2 than me, plays 12 hours a day, and has won more tournaments than I'll attend my life should've done [insert extremely basic adaptations] vs another player who's in a massively more competitive region than me, has 600 more glicko2 than me, plays 12 hours a day, and has won more tournaments than I'll attend my life
why didn't lowhigh jet upper all the -14 movesis he fucking stupid or what
my company closed their US offices after only 4 months and I asked "wait so did all of the US guys who came to our offices a while back get fired then?" to which I was told "no they were made redundant" I then burst out laughing and started rambling about stupid american pigs and how they were all fat idk I'm beginning to think I should drink less while at work functions y'heard
>>>/v/725109067
And here. We. Go
>>545564709>fahkumram is bottom 2MM is retarded. Fahk has infinite range
has anyone here every smelled the rancid putrid breath of a 10/10 girl? i want nothing more in my life than to smell a girls plaque infested rancid morning breath from someone who looks like lili.
>>545566041can't believe asuka has breasticles.
This is a Namco game thread, you guys are talking about racing games, and NO ONE has mentioned Ridge Racer
maybe because they all play like shit despite the amazing OST and presentation
a little game you've might've heard of... ridge racer
>>545566526>This is a Namco game threadThought this was a Tekken-only thread.
>>545505756why did he post this
virtua racing will save us
>Ridge racer Thats not unc thats gramps
>>545513078>5 thousand people liking him throwing his back out and not being able to sitwhy do so many people hate this man
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge racerrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ridge Racer PSP and Tekken 5 DR PSP were the GOATs of the series
>>545566249bump you fucking retards. stop being offtopic
>>545553938og 2 is genuinely GAWDLIKE and the very definition of a messy masterpiece
Human celebrity culture is deeply disturbing to me for I lack all proclivities towards it. I can't imagine dedicating my attention to someone who's uninterested, let alone completely unaware of me. The smallest droplets of pride that I have left protect me from this behaviour.
Tecmo fans are the only ones capable of surpassing the actual schizophrenia and autism of tekken fans
>>>/v/725144896WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS
>>545567392Tecmo still makes good games though.
>>545567372Same
>>545567418Devil Jin poster
sameuntil i saw this in 64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrYUORgY-s
X player here these r m options X->XX->K/DJX->J->MZ
eating chippy chips and postan on /tekgen/~!
my boss called me from work. we had a call off today so ill be covering graveyard tonight. actually works out cause cashier gets to be inside a booth with the heater so imma be comfy. havent played tekken since june btw
>>545567101disgusting
>>545568676forgot to mention im booting up black souls rn
I worked 3 months earlier this year and i still haven't been paidHaven't played tekken since august 2024 btw
my boss is a 60 year old woman and only calls me sweetheart, I don't think she knows my name
she wants you to smooch her
Explained to my first therapy psychiatry session I'm a spoiled rich kid who spent 12 years getting a philosophy degree and am a friendless virgin and I'm kinda mind fucked from the humiliation of revealing such things to another HYUMAN. I suppose saying it here lowers the weight of the tragedy since it is a meme adherent place.
>>545568048i would never have a picture of a human face on my phone wallpaper, I can't even look at my dad's face without cringing tbqh
>>545561601people who stand still and get hit then randomly throw a launcher should be shot
used to have a /v/ reaction face as a 'paper but im mature now and use the default
>>545561601When I played her s1 she seemed like a strategic character but I think some people just spam can cans and well S2 made her way stronger. Not sure how to feel about the character.
>>545562927WRESTLING IS GAAAAAAAAAAAY!
The Tekken 8 Community Is In Trouble — Let’s Talk About It”
>>545566616fuck you r4 is one of the best games of all time, along with SC2 and AC3~0 and this is not nostalgia speaking either i played most of these games for the first time during the last 3 years
>>545571143shut the fuck up
ridge racer goated what is lil bro on about
>>545571143reinafag is always wrong about everything so r4 must suck ass.
>>545571143what race do you play
6 7
>>545571143R4 is great, best mix of sim and arcade racing in the series
>>545571496you sucks, rrt4 is the best (no realistic) racing game ever
>>545570250I'm sick of them sweatsuits and them corny hats, let's talk about it
Stuntman ignition was goated
Driv3r is the only game with vehicles that mattered
Miary trailer CONFIRMED Marduk for S3 BTW.
>>545572359i just google image searched eddy gordo like the good old days but that image is gone. years of history was wiped out and nobody noticed
>>545572738He's not nazi. Just european.
What's the lewdest IN GAME outfit you can actually make for all the girls?
>>545573496
>>545573703wrestler top with the stirrups that show feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwaPSmC8ZuYi desperately want to fuck this creature
I exposed
>>545573496lili is a snowbunny tho
>>545573496>blonde and tall european blonde is a chudette and loves her asian wifeLili is just Alice Weidel.
>>545576058Yea but she still calls them niggers
As if browns wouldn't be into thati know i would
>>545571513oh i mean soulcalibur 2, i was listing namco games you IDIOT, also protoss :p
And I thought my jokes were bad
myself
BOW TO FAHKUMRAMWORSHIP FAHKUMRAM
gakoii....
Fahkumram is so cool...
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https://x.com/ArslanAsh95/status/1986524840648712589
>>545579330Bro got a joker fit
>>545577691I forgot about it and failed on the second day
>>545580361Oops meant to tag>>545579847
>>545578401>>545579330Jinbros...
>aislop
I'm sure 2nd coming of Christ will happen, and Jesus will be AI.
reinaanon makes my heart go pitter patter
Saw my hairline in the mirror and it ruined my mood
you know im gayim gayjamone
I'm going to sexually molest the ai
Fahk is literally bold an yet is worshiped by Jin's women. You're fine.
Shut up nibba
okay bitch, your life is ruined, you're worthless, kill yourself fag
aight
>>545581589At least we now know where that part of her clothing(her shoes) is
should i learn muay thai or boxing
remember when tekken was hype. Aris JDCR Qudans era
No matter what you learn you will never be Fahkumram, simply give up
>>545580683Did Fahkumram jump through the ceiling?
KARATE IS AWESOME!
