Previous: >>545499959>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
Teio!
Reminder: the more effort you put into a CM, the worse your results
Horses for this feel? Hard mode: Not Golshi of course
Wasshoi Mambo~ Omatsuri Mambo~Staying, Leeching, free carats in Mambo~
Don't mind me, just popping in to post a cute Pearl.
Reminder that Maruzensky is 17 and therefore jailbait
>baker baked Sugoi
THE PLAYBOY OF TRACEN ACADEMY
honestly FUCK mejiro ryan, FUCK her career and FUCK the entire mejiro bloodline while we're at it
>>545519767
I like torturing insects and burning lost and found items, which uma would be perfect for me?
rice cake
>>545519832>that stamwhat did you expect?
>>545519897dream journey
>>545519832>FUCK the entire mejiro bloodline while we're at itDon't mind if I do
>>545519832>372 stamina>215 gutsholy shit nigga what are you doing
Danchou time to poach!
ough... bros... i can't wait... any longer... need... to blow... ten trillion carat... must... pull... card...
https://x.com/ura14ray/mediaObsessive jap chigyuu loser lmao
>>545519790Only if you live in the US
>>545519897Before I answer your question, why do you do it?
>>545519767Do the chautauqua lean
>>545519832You sent her out there to die trainer.
So is welfare stamina Rice Shower better than power Rice Shower card? She has guts bonus and a good skill for long.
>>545519790>17Legal in my state
>>545519952>what are you doinga parent run?
>>545519832I ACCEPT THIS DUTY
>>545519832>FUCK the entire mejiro bloodlinedon't mind if i do
>>545519747She's actually 2nd or 3rd most of the time which kills the Doto ult. Doing better than expected without mid-race skills tbdes. I lose most of the time because she fails to catch up to the SMaru with huge lead or lucky Pace Oguri Cap as in Peak. She catches up just fine to Seiun Skys though for some reason.
I FUCKNG HATE TOKAI TEIO SO MUCH.
>>545519334I've never run Rice or Spechud and I intend to keep it that way
>>545520118My wife and our chud daughter.
>>545520091I have done parent runs with Ryan too but you can't go to the haruten with less than 500 stamina and a white recovery, 300+ guts too if possible
Mambo danchou... the flatliner in our club....
>>545519958I'm kicking the day after Aoharu dropsPatience is key, young oonigga
>>545519767sweep, that brat
I cant hachimi anymore, Teio
>>545520118woah... that's too many frames per second...
Digitan LOVE
is she still retarded even without the hat?
>not a single flatlinerHow do they do it? Someone joined my club, did 300k fans, hasn't logged in since and danchou won't even kick him
Every day until you like it
>>545520430Which club are you in and which club is that
>>545520451
>>545519767Any front runner.
>>545520430What's stopping you from leaving and finding a better club? You have a week before lockdown.
Why are people building new scenario Umas for this CM? It's not set in stone but Finals matchmaking places you against people who played the same scenario as you. So you're just increasing your odds of facing an Aoharu whale if you use Aoharu Umas.
>Danchou has been flatlining for a weekerm...bros?
>>545519832>Senior late april>500-ish speed>372 stam>B aptitude>WHY AM I LOSING?!dude...You are supposed to hit 500 on speed during your FIRST summer. Did you have a mood down like every second turn?
>>545519946Yeah, she looks cute>>545520018To which, the insects or the lost property? The insects is something I just did as a kid and never stopped, the other is just me being a dick to co-workers
>>545520430You're a nuisance, and a fan grind slave, and a stalker, eavesdropper, ChronoGenesis peeper— you have zero tact, you're clingy, and so, so damn annoying!
>>545520451This fucking brat
>>545520091you want 600 stam for stam spark anyways...
>>545520551Grok is this true?
>>545520718>me when I ask my danchou to kick the flatliner
The next Uma that beats you trainee, you have to do her career.>Mob uma >I don't have herDo a Haru urara run then.
In b4 400 rolls with no ssr.
D-Danchou?!IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
>>545520639The Winning Ticket posting must be getting to him.
>>545520661So you are a natural born psycho. Do you feel remorse? I'm genuinely curious.
why is /uma/ so tsundere for teio
>28/30DAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE GOLDEN GENERATION
>>545520891I like coffee
>"Leo Cup will be a WEDDING MAYANOFEST">"you risk to find 3 Mayano + 3 other debuffers so be sure to max your stamina">literally 0 Mayano i feel like an idiot to follow the advice of all these retard. im getting beaten by people who have half my stamina but +100 power than mine
>get 600+ in speed, stamina, and power>only get 1* guts and witWhat the FUCK game. Come on, Cyjewishness. Give me my 2* stamina already
>flatliningSHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
just a little further is the MOST POWERFUL last spurt skill
>>545520891I like her. She's a funny gremlin and Teio steppy is cute
>>545520778Yes it's true. There's no reason to run Aoharu even for Virgo actually. You're depriving yourself of only matching against people who stuck with URA because they're loyal to Aoi and Tazuna. Running new scenarios only makes things harder for you.
>>545520860wtf are these lines this club is schizophrenic
Danchud haters should just leave and make their own slave club or something
You don't need NN. Winning Ticket Guts will be good soon has on your left.
So uh save borrow for after update?
>>545520913Without any irony, you're my favorite poster.
>>545520932>mfw ZERO dominators seen on my races
>>545520913I chain cross out. Response?
DAAAAAAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>545520365I don't really upgrade cards I don't use, I can easily stay in class 6 with a lucky run.I use all my money upgrading horses
>>545520932>4th CM in a row where the stamina rec is a gaslight>still fall for itAnondacchi... you ARE a retard.
i just watched BoaNE and I was surprised to discover that Cafè has barely any screentime. how is she so popular?
>>545521039That's I'm doing - run one without borrows to explore how the new scenario works, then 3 borrows after
>>545520872If I get caught I guess?
>>545520932we warned you
>>545520430I managed to find a club that was A rank since all clubs here were full. The lowest one is currently sitting at 1m so it's not that bad.
>>545520550Hell, since every sweat needs to remake their TT, parents AND CM aces there's going to be an avalanche of fans in most clubs. One sweat in a B might get it to B+ just by doing 50 Aoharu runs this week.
>>545521039I will never play URA again.
>>545520872NTA but why are you sperging out about insects the fuck? Everybody tortures insects as a kid, we used to start fires in fields, gather a bunch of snails and slow bugs and throw them in the fire. And if you were a stay at home kid you would cut ants in half with scissors or something. So you don't have an excuse to not torture bugs.
>>545520891Some people break upon seeing perfection and lash out.
>>545520932Always subtract 200 from the stam goals in these gaslight docs
Kinda sad there isn't really a good way to bring up how Air Groove was one of the first mares to compete and win against top stallions, so in the anime and stuff she's kinda just Rudolphs overly serious and less successful sidekick, when she could've been a great inspiration...
>>545521115She's cute.She's cool.She's schizophrenic,She likes coffee.She's cool.She wears all black.
every time my carefully crafted umas lose to some lucked out scrapyard gold ship ... i swear ...
>>545520932I've had some pretty good luck with my base MayanoHonestly, I sorta forgot about the wedding alt.
>>545521161Personally, it's burning the legs off daddy long leg spiders.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:https://youtu.be/N-aAHBllMWA?si=lJVg912tDvGm6_nvIt's up.Big highlights since the game is re-solved:>R RIKO BUFFED AND NO STOPPING ME ULTRA BUFFED, AOHARU IS FREE BECAUSE OF THIS, RICE IS NOW DOGSHIT>LATE SURGERS NOW META, NICE NATURE WIT STILL TOP TIER BECAUSE OF THIS + MANT DOMINANCE >FOCUS SHOULD BE ON MANT SINCE AOHARU IS FREE, REMEMBER KITASAN IS NOT META IN MANT, MANT IS MOST F2P-FRIENDLY SCENARIO IN THE GAME SO ANYONE COMPLAINING ARE WHALES - NTR IS ACCOUNT PRIO FOR CREEKLETS>GUTS BUFFS IRRELEVENT IN AOHARU, DO NOT USE HARU YET>WARNING: WITH ACCELERATED GAME MECHANICS WE MAY GET RED SKILLS EARLY, XMAS OGURI WILL NOT BE META, ROLL FOR MEJIRO DOBER NOW
>>545521125That's not remorse
>>545521194mlem mlem mlem
>>545521115her gacha released before the moviethey put her in the movie basically as fanservice since she was already extremely popular
>>545521161...I stomped on ants and threw slugs at people but I didn't bring scissors or burn them alive.You guys are weird
>>545521115Good design plus shipping with Tachyon who is super popular
>>545521194In that era, most mothers are in arranged marriages.
danchoooooooo kick the sub 1m shitters
>>545521351buy an ad
>>545520932I don't know how you retards still have not understood that the Stam requirements are always a worst case scenario where your Uma manages to get rushed for 20 seconds.
>>545520891Because she doesn't like me...
>>545521351
>>545521364Why doesn't she do this in the game?
is guts important for team trials too? does it mean that im basically obliged to put Urara in basically every single deck? or maybe i can get away with 9* gut inspiration?
>>545521351Isn't this sloptuber the one with 0 CM wins?Kinda funny he still has some followers.
>marked
What's your first aoharu run's gonna be anontachi. I'm thinking 3-3 bakushin o
>>545521351>NTR ACCOUNT PRIO
stop being weird bwos
>>545521597I'm just being myself :)
>>545521546>Robot
I'm going completely blind in Aoharu and since borrows will replenish once it comes out, I'll run my borrows now.
>>545521161I'm not sperging at all. YOU got defensive suddenly by a simple question. And no. Not all kids do that. I pray you don't snap one day and kill someone who is undeserving.
yeah quit horsing around guys
>>545521161There's a difference between squashing bugs and going out of your way to torture them and watching them squirm until they die bwo...
I lost 10kg since I started playing Umamusume.
>>545520075Stamina Rice is shit. Only worth using for debuffer runs. The skill is not good.
>>545521554Seiun's my go-to career so I'll just do one with her and no borrows to get a feel for the mechanics
>>545519753>tfw you grinded groundwork legacies to get raped by a single borrow run Oguri
>>545521554I need better King Halo for TT so her.
>>545521554Bakushin using 2 pal cards (Aoi / Borrowed Riko) With Tosho, Tachyon, SR Dober and Urara.Then a S.Maruzen fan run with the same setup.
So, what are we doing for the next round? Are we doing our three borrows on aoharu and then queuing with those beefed up horses, or are we queuing immediately to dodge the aoharu runners? The whales will surely want to minimize variance by queuing before any aoharu horses enter the matchmaking pool, right? Or will they be pulling on the banner and playing with their own unity cup racers? Or will they foresee the shitshow that is to unfold upon the release of aoharu and instead wait until minutes before the deadline before finally getting their entries in?
>>545521251you said "She's cool." twice
>>545521718fat or muscle?
I went 6/20 in round 2, 5 of those wins were with Golshi and 1 random lucky Ryan, who should I train in Aoharu to replace Ryan? I'm thinking of a pace chaser but none of my paces got any wins, I tried spechud and condor and they always eat shit on the last corner.
>>545520932Not my experience though.I beat almost everyone with better FR. I mostly lose when it's single FR room with adequate stamina pace chaser.Highlight I remember was losing to a fucking Oguri with 3 gold heals.
>>545521351Adposting aside is any of this true?
>>545521694>>545521712not everyone had iphones and the internet zoomzooms. And making toy soldiers crash into each other gets boring. Killing bugs was the peak of every ojisans childhood.
I lost 200 dollars since I started playing Umamusume.
>>545521351>global gets accelerated patch>chinks are now trying to brick your account 4 months in advance as revengeWhat the fuck is their problem. Cygames please ban all the chinese from global.
>>545521845It bears repeating
>>545521919no
5 hours to go until Haru Urara fights a helicopter
So any available /uma/clubs before I start dumping all my TP to Riko?
>>545521794piggies WILL swipe and roll the gacha first they just cannot help it
>>545521353So what uma do you recommend?
>>545521845She's cool after all.
>>545521778That's why I grinded my Smaru for weeks and then made an Oguri in 3 runs that actually wins my races.
>>545519832Could've at least switched to late and survived the McFatty's ass in front of you.
>>545521919Most of it is besides the red skill thing which was just a prediction, Moocow is likely the most accurate umatuber especially since witgod is done with global now
>>545522007Golshi is the only irredeemable psycho in the game so far
>>545521927I'm 40. You're not helping your case Anon. You're just revealing how inherently damaged you are.
>>545521927anon... I'm 35.... we didnt torture bugs... just dont tell anyone else about this ok...
>Nice Nature SSR>Biko Pegasus SSRWhich one do I spend my optional spark on? I got more than enough for Kitasan
>>545519790I was jailbait in college and I turned out fine
>>545521942You have to take better care of your money, friend.
This NoFap stuff is getting hard bwos, I thought my Ojisan dick could take a month of no wanking but even pictures of slightly suggestive fully clothed Uma are putting me in monkey brain rape mode.
>>545522130i used to pick the wings and legs off of flies that i'd swati stopped doing it when i was about sixam i a crazy fucked up psychopath? Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>545521927Please stop making us look bad
>>545522143depends on what you play but Biko is more useful especially with a kita
>>545521927i'm in my 30s and you're a psycho
>>545521368>they put her in the movie basically as fanserviceso true! it for sure wasn't because of her being in the same generation as pokke and tachyon
>>545521778Its kinda funny this image gets used so much since oguri loses this race to tamamo
>>545522007Tachyon, Dream Journey, Ofevre, maybe Cafe
>>545521794American whales with wellpaying jobs will be home for dinner by the time aoharu releases. Queue now and you will only have to compete with sweaty euros
>>545522123>>545522130>>545522221>>545522267Sorry your childhoods were dull bwos
Are there any clubs with open slots?I looked at every club on the OP but I can't find any so I'm assuming they're all full.I can do 1M fans a day
>>545519897Goldship>>545521161>serial killer general
pain. pain and suffering
>>545521927I get itCutting the heads off of fire ants, salting snails, ripping the legs off of grasshoppers and then throwing them into big spider websOh man, we used to have these yellow garden spiders at my childhood home. It was so cool to feed them stuff.
>>545522361DAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok the show hypes up Tamamo Cross and her lightning but is she actually good in the game?
>>545521794I already got my 3 wins with golshi bwo.
>>545521251She's also my wife.
I didnt go to work today cause I stayed up to long playing Uma...
If you have an Evil Nature, can you share a screenshot of her stat spread, please?
>>545522445no
>>545522334Baiting or retarded. Don't care which. Last reply from me.
>>545521161i don't get why everyone is giving you shit anon, it's perfectly normal to throw salt at slugs or use a glass to make ants explode on a sunny day, specially the later, sometimes they even did this crispy small explosion sound
>>545522334I had an iphone, and that was back in the golden days where I had access to an internal store and could get paid apps for free
>>545522502I expected no less from a rice villain post
>>545522361are you okay with a B+ clubif you are post ID
>>545522392if it makes you feel better anon, you're not alone I'm stuck there too.
So um.What do I roll for now?You guys seem to think all youtubers are dumb, can you tell me what I should roll on if I already have my oshi?
>>545522109>>545522320>>545522372I will look into these uma and DJ, thanks.
>>545521850fat im down to 80kg again
>>545522394Kek the garden spider mention reminded me of something. The little roof birds would lay eggs and when the eggs would hatch we would go watch their nest. Sometimes a bird would fall and before it even hits the ground a street cat would jump up and eat it
>>545522502Rice would do this
I'm an ojisan and i still can't find it in me to kill a spider, when one pops out in my bathroom or something i just pick em up on a piece of paper and carry em outside
didn't call my dancho nigger for a dayI feel sick already
>>545522361if my dancho kicked flatliner scum we would...
>>545522569thanks, 292 914 219 691
Oh nonono did /uma./ Ckub danchou die? Is it over for them?
Reminder that psychos exist all over the place and they will use and abuse you without a second thought. Keep yourselves safe.
>>545522494Her stats dont matter because Mean Nature's goal isnt to win, it's to make you lose
>>545522589Roll for whatever you like you dumbass
Unironically, if you are going to rebuild your team for A finals, go with double dominator +1 ace. Every ace in A finals has enough stamina to power through NN, so she will be useless.
>>545522646All the women in my life and father are scared of spiders and want it dead, with no time for me to get anything to protect my hands from them, so I’m used to crushing or smashing spiders with my bare hands.
Not me, I'm safe
>>545522656What a whoreWhere's her Still in Love edit?
>>545522646Same 2bh. The only bugs I kill nowadays are roaches if I see them inside my house, if they are outside I won't.I killed bugs/birds/critters when I was younger but you wise out as you get older.
what happened to uma club? did they name change
>>545522740I was a bug torturer and now I'm an Oguri gaslight poster so you might be on to something
>>545522361We are 23/30 but 1 mil/day is probably way too good for a C rank club like ours.
Barely able to get any rest before the scenario drop, any recommended pick me ups ?! ENERGY DRINKS DON'T WORK
>>545522494you just need enough speed to try to win URa for max sp. you should be ending with like 500-600 easily depending on how many wit training speed bonuses you got. If anything I like to get more power so she keeps up during pacing and gets blocked to proc murmer
>>545522361milly a day is A+ territory, don't sell yourself short
DANCHO LOOK AT THIS SHITWE KEEP GETTING NTR'D BECAUSE YOU KEEP PROTECTING SOME BUM ASS 7 MILLION/ MONTH FLATL*NERSDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545522646I honestly feel bad killing most bugs, even flies that're inside my kitchenIf relocating is an option, I will, but scorpions and black widows are kill on sight unfortunately.No remorse for mosquitoes though, fuck mosquitoes
>>545522935Go running
>>545522646I keep black widows alive to clean my pests. I only take action when I see a male one.
>/uma/ club disbandedoof...it's over
>>545522646Spiders kill bugs so killing spiders is dumb, I even let little lizards stay in my room
>>545522646>XX hands typed this
>>545522935a brisk walk in the fresh air for at least 15 minutes. Some like cold showers but fuck that
>>545522935Exercise.
any quick Aoharu guide?
>>545522710>anon lied on his resumeInv. Sent.
>>545522935Since I've started working nights, I've had to black out all the windows in my bedroom because any natural sunlight will just jolt me the fuck up.Go bask in the sun for a little bit, don't sit down though, because then you might get cozy and nod off.
Be honest: do you bring your umawife to CM even tho there would be more meta alternatives?
>>545523017This was a funny post
>>545523050Yeah the discord got leaked
>>545522935>ENERGY DRINKS DON'T WORKBased ADHD-haver.
>>545522740that's not true, you have to open yourself up and stop being a closeted faggot otherwise you will end up with no friends, tell me your fears and what anguishes you so we can bond otherwise we are not friends and i will shittalk you when you are not around
>>545517916rice is dogshit, actual bait card, even more so now that we know the changes to skills are coming early
>>545521942I lost exactly double that
>>545523149I've brought wife groove in every cmI've brought taiki in every cm except gemini
Why did they give her A aptitude in mile and B aptitude in medium and long if they were going to make her entire career nothing but med/long races?
>>545523124thank you, I didn't lieI only started gaming a week ago but I did a Eishin Flash career that gave me 570k fans, and it's consistent, 2 of those a day and it's a million
>>545523104click umas and then fart on the stat you want leveled once the bar is full
>3/5>1/5>3/5>2/54 mayo wins, 3 doto wins, and 2 neicha winsits over my triple end meme team is falling off
>>545522935Get a dull knife, make sure it's dull by trying to stab some meat, stab your leg with it. That usually works for me because of the adrelaline rush and there's almost no blood
Are the stats need to clear URA in Aoharu still 600/600/600?
>>545523203Too real anon.
You will be elegantly raped
>>545523274big nigga
uma club disappeared from rankings and not a soul talking about it. i knew they were a discord club all a long
>>545522935Coffee and cigarettes
>>545522097>witgod is done with global nowsay it ain't so
Does anyone have that one image with the horse in it?
>>545523149I've been breeding good parents for Teio for a while, but fuck me has it been a struggleAccidentally made a really good Ogurin when she was supposed to be a grandparent. Been saving my ass in this CM
>>545523328I...see...
>>545522361The time I tried finding clubs here they were already full
>>545523403retardGOD...
>>545522935Get FUCKED UP.just do some light lifting.or kratom
>>545523363>tfw I have to win finals or else the 10 umas I used this cm will rape me
>>545523283irl he performed pretty good in shorter distances but then owners decided fuck that and ran him in longer ones where he jobbed every time
>>545520123>>545520120For me, it’s Ryan! Or Dober.
Are you going to miss URA and the current Umamusume? Aoharu marks the end of Umamusume Classic. It's all downhill from here
>>545523149My wife, unfortunately, is meta.
>>545523283reflects the actual horse's career
>>545522646I fed this cutie mosqitos all summer until it moved on
>>545520932just got beaten by an Uma with 500 stamina
>>545523152I was gonna show you Sarah but mobile is 4 MB only and I can't really adjust on here.
>>545523536>>545523579this is a game, not real life. realism is not a valid argument.
Mejiro McQueen is really cute
>>545520646I love the Congolese pastor
>>545523595your photo editor?
is it even worth whaling anymore when the balance patch gives f2p so many options to compete?
>>545522392i just got my 2* speed
>>545523479I do not need more lead. I'm already dumb as bricks
>>545523149Yeah man I'm a full believer of Oshi Gaming™
How do you guys find the will to do like 6-8 runs every day? I average about 1.2-1.5m fans a day and that's using my 3 borrows and maybe 1 extra non-borrow run if I find the time.
>>545523725die
>>545523671One of the biggest appeals of this IP is that it is heavily influenced by the real life counterpart of the game universe.
>>545523725Genuinely explode
>>545520932>people still falling for the excessive stamina gaslights despite it being wrong in literally every CM so far, even the 3200m one
Truly, I am blessed(How do I build her?!)
>>545523149I try my best to run my favorites for each distance and save last spot for a meta pick maybe.>>545523671Argument? You asked a question and got an answer for why it was you fucking nigger
>>545523671You're just baiting about anything and everything, aren't you?
>>545523752who says I have the will? I'm a workhorse, danchou cracks his whip and I oblige
>>545523149My goal is to run every uma I have (so far 31) in CMs. So meta or not I don't care.
How many copies of NN wit do I need? is 0lb enough?
Wasn't /uma/ club's danchou the one that was working on a separate club chat site? Was it a front for d*scord all along?
>>545522589It might be a bit of a blackpill but you actually are better off checking with youtubers, no one in /uma/ wants to help you/uma/ blindly hates them yet will immediately turn around and outright lie to you behind a smiling oguri image, tell you to fuck off behind a tachyon image, or just give you amazing advice like "just b urself"
Hello bros is guts good now
>>545521351not witgawdnot clickingsimple as
>>545523801Give her lots of hugs and hamburgers
>>545523696I try to keep my phone as stock as I can.
>>545523752I only do 3 runs.
>>545523725Imagine if instead of Anchors it was Red Shift. I would be so jelly.Congrats anon.
>>545523801SPEEDPOWERHAMBURGER
>>545523752I just enjoy doing runs, I only care about results 20% of the time
>>545523359too real what? i only want that anon to be happy and have friends that like having him around
>>545522589My experience is that Super Creek is the most important card.
>>545523950Not until next week
>>545523950yes
>>545524012Hot (the cafe, not you)
>best ace>bad mood x4>late start x3>rushed x3>0/5 final score with one entryNice rigged shit. At least I'm going to A finals but fuck you.
>>545523950nyo
>>545521919NTR being a must pull is absolutely laughablethat card is only good in mant because you race a million times
>>545523921S clubs have cords. Club chat is too stressful
what are the chances you mlb r riko with the free pullsit's 90% at 200 but what about 100
>>545523719It was never worth whaling even before the balance patch because the only content that warrants max stats mea umas was group A finals and nothing else.
>>545524043>not youI get this a lot
>>545523801I'm super happy for you anon and totally not seething in jealousy.
>>545523752my brain tells me that TP capping = bad and I enjoy seeing uma, they are cute and it makes me happy to see them do their thing
>>545523752I do my daily runs (just natural stamina regen so some days 4 others 5) while watching streams/videos/animepretty chill
>>54552415745% because that's half of 90%.No I won't elaborate.
>>545523752I do 3 parents runs (borrows), and then 1 - 3 fan runs much later into the day. I average 500k for parent runs and 800k for fan runs, so it works out well enough. Might have to do some extra fan runs because dancho is a nigger
>>545524189>they are cute and it makes me happy to see them do their thingthiswatching them run around and smile and everything provides psychological relief
>>545523752You're supposed to only do 1 run every 3 days bwo.
>>54552423522.5 is half of 45!
>>545524148>S clubsI don't see what the ranking has to do with club chat. Do you really need the chat to know that you should be farming fans?
>>545523921Yes it was discord
>>545524157~25%~3% that you won't get a single one btw
i was going to pull 100 today and get to a spark with freebies, but now i'm hesitating again... what if i just pull for biko instead, i got her at 1lb already...
Bare uma earsRubbing
>>545523752I get cheeky and kill runs if I get unlucky or something>bad startgive up>failed too many G1sgive up, or fail goal if the statline allows>horse getting uppity with moods?glue>Tazuna refuses to show up for THH?buh byeconsidering that you can only almost do 5 runs a day, it kinda sometimes cut your number of runs in half
>>545524275Bakushin would finish doing her hair in 2 minutesLore inaccurate
>>545524425You could just wait and see what the free 100 get you, then decide.
Wait, did /uma/ club actually die?
>>545523149https://files.catbox.moe/i6y48s.mp4Why wouldn't I?this is just an excuse to post this, as I really love this video
Holy fucking JOBSHIPlook she isnt outright perfect but she has pretty solid skills on top of this god DAMN she is choking
>>545523752I enjoy the gameAnd using it as an outlet and distraction from life
>>545524395I've seen S and S+ clubs as active just not in farming but also coordinating things to counter the burnout.
>>545524409I don't like thatI'm sparking then. I fucking hit the 30% of no ksb on her first banner so I don't trust anything less than that>>545524510The problem with this is that this leaves you with about 1 week or less to train for virgo
>>545524275panel 2 is a cute look for bakushin, she should let her fringe down
>>545524520Yes, I submitted my app in umaooo discord
>>545523149I'm not bringing my wife to a race she will lose.
>>545524604>The problem with this is that this leaves you with about 1 week or less to train for virgoborrow from an impatient whale in the meantime
>>545524608that only happens when she goes into her evil mode
>>545524528I love it. Oguri is too cute. All horses are cute really
Having Red Shift + SFV is more important than S medium, right?
>>545524613we have a discord?
>>545524735No.If you don't have Med. S you lose.Simple as.
I only like her for her forehead
>>545524687but I don't have my own lmb ksb :(
Bamboo Memory is still so far away wtf
>>545524761>He wasn't invitedWell now you know where you stand anon, I'm sorry you had to find out like this...
>>545523149I have run taishin in every cm
>you need med S>you need medS>you need meds
>>545524797same but it is what it is
>>545524563oji-san needs correction!
What skill do frontrunners pick in aoharu?No stopping me doesnt work for them right?
>>545523953>>545524010Good think I fucking love hamburgers>>545524187Thank you anon I deeply appreciate the good vibes you have sent my way, god bless you and god bless America
This one roll a day event is eating all of my accumulated luck.
>>545524761It's not really an umaoooo discord, it's just a gacha discord that lets you buy people that will grind for you club. That's where our danchou gets new people from
>>545524735well, kindaif you don't have S med you lose to S med horses. But if you have redshift + Sfv you could eat up other horses without S medThe problem is that you can guarantee at least redshift or sfv, so you should never be without either of them. Having your own taiki/maru lets you have both
>>545522589don't listen to >>545523934, anons here usually give good advice but it's easy to get lost with all the replies or mix up what you are supposed to do, keep trying and eventually it will all click together, you should be rolling at min 100 on the riko banner since it's an easy spark and helps you build support cards for example
Some of you guys are alright.Don't come to the general tomorrow.
>>545524939The same groundwork into THH? why would it change?
>>545524604>about 1 week or less to train for virgoOnly a problem for frontcucks. Umas like GODSHI or Ogurin take like 2 runs to be good.
TOREINA-SAN PLEASEARDAN OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATSRAMONU'S OVARIES ARE DRYING UPMCQUEEN WON'T STOP STRESS-EATINGRYAN JUST HIT A NEW BENCH PRESS PRPLEASE YOU NEED TO FUCK ONE OF THEM, CONTINUE THE MEJIRO BLOODLINE
>>545524939They dont have a good choice except for talkis mile skill.It's why fronts arent meta anymore outside of mile.
>missing the point of the memeSasuga third worlders
>>545525058This doesnt really work because (You) are by Canon McQueens trainer in the gameSo (You) likely plap McQueen until shes a pregnant balloon
>>545524975>buy people that will grindNow you have to be fucking with meWhat's the point of spending money for a higher ranking?Isn't the idea to put in effort so that you get more goodies?If you're just gonna pay for it, why not cut the middleman out?
>>545524425Is Biko even that much better than tosho and king halo SR
>>545525086suzuka might be terrorizing sprints and miles but they can still redshift+angling on mediums and longs no?
I've been playing this game for 4 years, and I have to say the accelerated patch notes for global are a blessing, I get to play the game I love again in a new environment.That being said I have already figured out the meta for Virgo chanmi.
I agree, trainers and trainees shouldn't have sex with each other
>>545522589Kitasan/Creek. That's it and then Finemo in march 2026 or whenever the banner comes out.
>>545519832>pace>in long>with those stats>fuck RyanNeigha, you don't get to complain about her being a brick when you're the issue.
>>545525272There are other payment methods other than money
>>545525058It's like 7 Mejiros right? 7 Creampies... Yea I'll give em all to Ryan
>>545522589How's your support deck? Do you have 3lb or mlb kita? I have 0lb kita, and my deck is pic related, so I'd recommend:>spark kitasan banner rerun if you don't have 3lb kita. >if you already have 3lb kita but your deck is weak, spark kita again or spark Riko/Rice. If you can get 1lb/2lb Riko you'll do well in Aoharu and will have more flexibility about borrows>save and pull for more cute umas you want.
>>545522589>/uma complaining they don't need slop tube>don't know what to do with the 11/11 patching obsoleting their plansBut seriously depends on your deck it's a flow chart of: do you have 3lb+ kita and 3lb+ creek and good mlb srs? can borrow riko/rice otherwise roll on riko to mlb R or 1lb+ ssr. if your deck is great can also do biko banner after that it's kita then fine motion
>>545525058I VOLUNTEER
>>545525373Huh?
>>545525272The danchou wanted to get back to S rank, and they aren't actually playing, most of them just have bots running and are cheap to buy
>>545525330Why are you at Tracen if you're unironically gay?
I have to confessRyan is kinda growing on meI wonder if it's trauma bonding from running her dogshit career over and over
>>545525265>pregnancy causes increased appetite and cravings >in some women it increases libidoA pregnant McQueen would be a menace
>>545522589>can you tell me what I should rollTry thinking for yourself and forming your own opinion desu wa
>>545519832this is a weird attempt at ironyposting or farming (you)s but i guess it worked
We fuck stallions in these parts
there are several human females at tracen with perfectly functional ovaries and instead you want to fuck a horse
>>545520653>>545525364OH FUCK OFFI LITERALLY FINISHED EVERY OTHER PARENT RUN WITH 600/600/600 AND HAD ZERO TROUBLEYOUR HORSE IS SHIT, SHIT!
>>545523752I do 3x850m fan runs
tokai teio
>>545522589>kitasan mlb, decent cardsjust hoard until next year for tach/maru>no kitasanroll for kitasan>kitasan but absolute dogshit everything elsefinish the riko spark, or if you have a 1LB biko or bakushin roll on that banner instead
ARE YOU READY FOR THE QOL OVERLOAD??TT SKIPDAILY SKIPRACE SCHEDULE4x SKIP
>>545525406I wish Cygames would update Ryan's model. Literally every one else makes her short hair work in one way or another.
wtf, I've never seen this
>>545525671>are you ready
>Fan farming with borrowsShiggy diggy
>>545525475I'm here to train uma, my wife and I train uma and help realize their dreams. Except Suzuka
How will I teach Urara night training
>>545524728That he is. Just watching horses makes me happy.
>>545525671we don't get any of that
>>545523013>>545523085>>545523097>>545523479Best advice desu, nothing better than some fresh air. ty>>545523175Will unironically bring this up in my appointment tomorrow, there are too many signs>>545523148B-But the sun goes down at 4...and I conform to NA times
>>545525561In Traven Academy, stallions fuck you.
>>545525697~10% chance of happening when you dont reach top 5 in a race.
>>545525671You can just skip the whole game, no need for updates for this
>>545525756>fucks ningen>hates on SuzukaSomehow you snatched defeat from the jaws of victory This is now the worst post I've seen today
Will there be a update maintenance or will the new scenario just go live with the nee banners?
>fuck mejirowei...i will be doing that no cap
>>545524980My issue is that I have an S medium Spe without either that always comes just short of 1st. Today I managed to train one that got both accel skill but no S medium, so I was wondered which one between the two would be best. I'd like to see her get first at least once, I like her.
>>545519832>stamina that low>still uses paceIt's understandable if you used late and lost but come on
>>545525918just spend 20 minutes running room matches
>try to find video about how aoharu works>1 hour video that starts with 10 minutes of talking about sparks that are completely unchanged
>>545525547if hes asking for advice then he probably has no frame of reference, that would probably give worse results than listening to someone before wouldn't it
I HATE HATE HATE HAAAAATTTTTTTE rice shower. Stupid, evil, bad luck bringing heel bitch.
>>545519753what if i made efforts to make a front-parent generalist and will use them from now on?
>>545525885I'm not the biggest yuri fan, but this image is insanely hot.
We getting the SSR selector today?
>>545519617Dumb question: do people run Rudolf as a Pace Chaser or Late Surger
>>545525864Because that is your job, I wouldn't take it away from you
>>545525864Special Week is such a good fren
>>545521927I'm 35. Most I did with bugs beyond ignoring them was eating one on a bet, and collecting and naming a bunch of grasshoppers. I let them go the same day.Seek help.
>>545525767blindfold her whilst you fuck her in the ass
>>545526034Front
>>545525972t. Scarra
>>545526034Late surger when acing, her ult is a great inheritance for other late surgers too
>>545519832>400 clocksBaby's first parent run? kek
>>545526083holy uncwhy haven't you gotten married and invest your money into stocks or something instead of gachas
>>545525958I kinda hate that we don't have one good source to sort out informationYeah we have lots of data, but very little who can parse it well and organize it into a digestible form
>>545526034late gives the best odds at proccing her special
>>545526034If using dominator, late If running as an ace, pace If running as an ace with one gold, late
>>545522935Pseudoephedrine.If the reason energy drinks don't work is because you abuse them, stop drinking that shit and take the caffeine pill.
thats righti dont want an oonigei want an ooningen
>>545525953Oh yeah, I really should do that
Now I figured out why Cyjews rushed the balance changes. Trash Umas like Brian and Opera are gonna be good. The only way to get them is by spending 30k carats on the scam banner. They just want to force people to waste carats on that scam.
>>545526083That pyscopath reminds me of people who think anyone who doesnt do 50 different drugs a party and fuck nonstop are boring squares with no life
>there are people who used their free roll on a single attempt at eishin flash today who won't get 10 free riko rollsThere's going to be prime caps lock rage posts in a few hours
>>545526034End
>>545526171NTA, but I can't drink coffee because it will make me sleepyEven straight black doesn't help me stay awake
give me your best iwaras i need to goon
>>545526261nice ragebait
>>545526261this gaslight doesn't work when the doto and flash free rolls stacked just a few days ago
Haven't logged in yet, is unity cup live now?
>>545526261Fuck you
>>545522935just rest nigga that's the only fix
>>545526317I just want Iwaras that aren't shitty dances. I need a story to goon
>>545526256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr1afoSEzhY
>>545526261you get both free rolls you fucking moron
>>545526390Congrats>>545526385No, it starts when leo resets
>>545526213If you're going to frogpost you should have at least used Suzuka for your example since shes going to be metaBrian and opera post buff are like mid tier
>>545526205it's important to know that room matches are worse-case scenario A finals sweats, so just see how high your spes place because I doubt she'll ever win a room match
HOLY FUCKING TAURUS GOATSHIP!
>>545526163would you listen to a TTS uma advice video made by an /uma/ anon
>>545526385We are already re-training our aces for finals, anon.
>>545525810If you ever happened to have taken cocaine and you've been like "Man, why does everyone hypee this stuff up? All it does is calm me down." then you have ADHD.Caffeine not affecting you or making you slightly sleepy is a lesser tell.
>>545526034adding a second dumb question to yoursis it normal for my late rudolf to decide to be closer to the pacers instead of the endclosers like 20% of the time? does she need mid-race speed skills to bump herself closer to them?
>>545526534>TTSWhy would you need TTS? It's 2025, everyone has a mic.
What other umas do you think would grow a ton vs how we see them in-game in the future?Please provide explanation or reasons
>>545526534>TTSI'd rather close the video instantlyJust don't be a massive faggot
>>545526650i have a lisp...
>>545526534There's one for BA that is still going strong after like 4 years (someone linked me one of their recent videos during a completely unrelated discussion and I was like wow, I remember this robot, neat)If the info is good, I don't care who they are, for the most part
>>545526560Oh, so I have to take cocaine. I see
>>545526534NTA Sure, it would be funny>>545526650I'm tired of listening to other humans trying to fake expressions desu
>>545526261"and anon lied as easily as he breathed"
>>545526034late or end
>>545526159What money?
I fucking hate this game. I painstakingly managed to get al the sparks and hints i needed for my falco but my supports are too ass to even get the minimum stat requirements and i refuse to spend actual money to get good cards
>>545526163But WITGOD's guide was 5 seconds long and had funny pictures for the people with learning disabilities.
>>545526797I don't believe you.
>>545526534I don't mind it if it's short, to the point and good advice
>>545523752i barely do a run every day.the biggest problem for me is the fact that in every run i have to keep open the gametora pages to remind me the effects of each single event choice. i find it extremely tedious to do it on phone, especially because sometimes the app closes while looking on gametora.how do you manage to play regularly? what's your setup? i doubt you remember the effect of each single card choice
Does Aoharu unlock the max cap for stats or is it 1200 still? Is there any reason for me to remake my Oguri there if she is already 1200, 850, 1000, 300, 400, with all the good skills and meds S? I have been winning 5/5 with her, pretty sure she wins the finals against Aoharu trained umas if stat cap is the same
Is it true that /uma/ is a pro-rape general?
>>545526650so it's easier for the auto-dub feature that youtube forces onto people nowadays picks up on it and the video reaches a wider audience duh, even if people hate it it still works
>>545526516I did a few matches a couple of days before it started to test out my other umas and honestly just being able to be ~1 length away from a juiced up Maru while being debuffed by a mean Nature was enough info to tell me I was probably gonna reach A finals, which was my goal. I'll get to testing with Spe too.
>>545526797spread that bussy
>creek in the anime is trained by an ultra famous elite trainer>creek in the game picks (You) as her trainer because you're a pathetic loser and her maternal instincts go into overdrive looking at you Which is it?
>>545526973>300 gutslol
>>545526797Who cares? Lisps are partly genetic. If you hate it that much though it's one of the few things you can work to get rid of.
>>545526973Not yet, your Oguri can still win the only people remaking aces are frontkeks.
>>545526994To be honest, it's not really rape if we both cum
>>545526973Caps stay the same for now. But you could get more wit on your Oguri to make her more consistent and reduce your chances of getting brocked.
>>545526970In JP, they tell you the event outcomes if you hover over a choice. Been that way since 2nd Anni.
>>545526973No changes.
>>545526970I just remember If I don't, I click whatever feels right and learn from my mistakes
>>545527035*buthy
>>545527117I see something
>>545527098>fronts will focus on aoharu first>not paces/lates who literally get free no stopping me
>>54552704511 foals, maybe more
sex
>>545527117How do you respond to an Uma attack without sounding pathetic?
>>545526650I'm esl and you guys would make fun of my thick yuropean accent
>>545527045The second because it makes my dick harder.
>>545527184No stopping me hasn't been buffed yet anon...
>>545527249but everyone here watches witGOD
>>545527224Hell yeahNot enough Hishiama loveChocolate umas are the best
>>545527045baby play mating press
Is smart falco the one that's comically large
>>545527181That's a tail coombrain bwo
You guys ever think about uma musume who dont train to be world class racers?What do they do with all of that pent up strength? What if they just get lazy?
>>545527265no, but if you're really obsessed, the changes are retroactive, so if you have an uma with No Stopping Me already when the balance patch hits, it will gain the buff. So I can see why some toreinas would be overeager.
Just dropped a huge curren chan in the toilet
>>545527150Anus Fujin
>>545527125thank you! this is actually a major QoL. i really hope they introduce it ASAP
>>545527234Anything other than just going for it is pure homosex
>>545526163the good sources aren't in english because everything was gathered by groups of asian sweats running thousands of matches for data to give to math nerds
>>545527360Can you please call me something more offensive?
Global getting this early balance patch has already thrown content creators into a frenzy - the meta of CMs in Unity are going to be completely uncharted territory. However, this should also sound some alarm bells when it comes to predicting the strength of future Uma.As a very recent example, part of the whole reason why Summer Maruzensky was predicted to be so strong for so long was because we didn't expect all of these buffs until the first anniversary. To be clear, Summer Maruzensky is a very good Uma. However, every other Uma is now stronger. Especially with non-front runners getting access to a free, buffed No Stopping Me! from Unity.The same could be true with Christmas Oguri. Besides this first anniversary balance patch, another huge game changer in JP was the addition of Evolution Skills that, similarly to the first anniversary, buffed up every Uma. As an example, take a skill like Technician for Teio. When evolved, it turns into Genius Technique - granting a little extra acceleration but also increasing speed.CyGames has demonstrated they are willing to accelerate balance changes. It is entirely possible that these evolution skills are accelerated to us in the same way; even as soon as the first anniversary. To be clear, Oguri will always be a very good Uma. However, it is entirely possible that we will be in the same situation where now every other Uma is also better - shortening the gap.TL;DR: Global is in a unique situation where you can prioritize pulling with your heart over pulling for meta; even as a competitive or semi-competitive player. Take advantage of it.
>>545527234Go for the ears. Its their weakpoint
>>545527378Tracen is only for those who aim to be the best, the ones who want to be lazy go to other schools.Pic related, shitters.
>>545527564thanks grok
>>545527564
>>545527564Why is everyone crazy about no stopping me anyway
>>545527625I liked the dancer girl, I wish we could have seen her teach oguri...
my life situation changed and now i have barely enough time to do one career per dayi think my days as top performer are over
>>545527712Do you want to be stopped, anon?
>>545527681why those "content creators" are so obsessed about bricking other people
>>545527531I'm not good at that sort of thing...
>>545527564I'm not reading all dat nigga>TLDRAlso not reading this
>>545527712it's an accel that always activates on last spurt, which is like, optimal point for all accelsand you only need someone in front of you. Not even blocking, just in front
I know I said I wouldn't really care where the info came from, but pulling straight for plebbit is a step too far
>>545527817They never said 'pull' for Oguri even witgod says just buy the selector afterwards
>>545527858Be careful what you wish for, spetard
Why does everyone make fun of biwas head when gold city's head is even bigger?She looks so stupid in game
>>545527903No he didn't he said skip Scamko because Oguri and Kitasan are priority.
Summer Maru will always be the meta in my pants.
>>545527681>this balance patch gives buffs to pace chasers>therefore, the PEAK of pace chasers should be skippedYou have to wonder what's wrong with their brain that are incapable of understanding something as simple as patch notes.>but muh sloptubers are confusedVery retarded animals they are.
Are uma's head sizes based off how big the actual horse's head sizes were
>>545528032The issue is red skills are also coming soon at this rate which puts Xmas oguri in the back seat
Just take it easy and listen to some cool tunes
WHEN IS AOHARU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
>>545527973Gold city is so much sex that you don't notice her head is big, Biwa starts talking
mogged
>>545528032they heard she was a frontrunner
im so sleepy bros i wont make itim setting an alarm 4 hours from now but i might not wake up... maybe ever...
>>545527973speaking of stupid umashave you seen how stupid Taiki face looks compared to the others umasshe looks like a mutt dork
>>545527973city has an exposed tummy that your eyes will jump to insteadbiwa doesn't
Rolling for Kitasan is a scam right now. There's no telling if Cygames will accelerate the Almond Eye card to global's 1st anniversary (as in 8 months since launch).
>>545523175Wait is that an ADHD thing?
>>545528156I don't get it
>>545528189>she looks like a mutt dorkisn't she... a mutt... and a dork? is this a malicious joke?
>>545527531Did he died? Why did Curren do that...
>>545528178Whats with that anyway? Was the meta way to bend her into a frontrunner?
>>545528189yeah?
>>545526912Show deck faggot
>>545528189
>>545528281taishin is a mobile gamer and buys google play cards
>>545528032unbuffed, oguri is 2 lengths ahead of everyone elseafter balance she's 1 lengths ahead of everyone else. She doesn't get as much power as other umasIt's going to be the same situation as smaru now. People thought she's the apocalypse but turns out she's just good and isn't a win button
>>545527846damn, will maya finally be good then
Taiki always struck me as someone who would happily give a titfuck to casual friends if you just askedLike despite it being slutty on paper when she does it it would somehow come off as wholesome/friendly
>>545528189Want it in the front or the back of your head?
>>545528428no because everyone can get it from aoharu, and maya's ult kinda suck balls unless it's also buffed
What we've known so far is if stats, Aoharu. If it's parents, URA.But what about farming fans? Which one is better?
>>545528490no
>>545528395Oguri got buffed though?Tachyon's ult got buffed so a Tachyon parent plus the other pace chaser skill buffs make her even stronger.
>>545528272it's common for people with ADHD to make stimulants calm them down rather than speed them up
>>545528131If you want a serious answer, about 5 hours (but maint could extend it)
help pls lads, i have mlb creek & kita, should i bother pulling for riko/rice or can i just borrow one?
>>545528395Christmas Oguri only became really strong after the 1st anni balance changes retard bro
Realistically how many Riko am I getting with 40k carats?
>>545528609URA, fan runs are parent runs in disguise.
Is the new scenario already up?
>>545528879yes
>>545528847https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator Give it a spin
>>545528748You're getting 100 free pull retard, just spark it so you can borrow something else, like Full Armor Mati MLB
we should play hunger games during maintanence
>>545528690im so happy that end closers are getting fucked in the next patch. goldshipnigs need to be hanged
>>545527045The second for me because I'm not Fumino
>>545528879You need to have finished reading the stories to the latest for it to be unlocked
>>545528976uuuh but they aren't and my Golshi will still dunk on (non-whale) stinky marus even on mile.
>>545528189doto would say this
>>545528976>end closers are getting fucked in the next patchAlright, whos gonna tell him?
>>545528956
>>545526994>Strong as a horse>Fast as a horse>Go into heat in the SpringRape is just a fact of dealing with Uma Musume
>>545528956Man I'm unlucky
>>545528967from what i've heard this shit sucks without the card, don't want to the next 4 months of scenarios to be rough as hell
ALERTA ALERTACYGENEROUS ADDED THIRTY (30) NEW VETERAN SLOTSTHANK YOU CYGENEROUS
>>545519991He just gave me a list to follow
Can someone explain to me in simpler terms what each strategy does mechanically, and why there'll be such a hard nerf to end closers?I really have a hard time connecting the base concept to actual gameplay.
>>545528956nyo...
>>545529230Slowpoke Doto...
>>545528879unlink your account, delete the cache and redownload the game if it's not showing up anon, it's a bad bug that probably came from JP but that fixes it, blame the coding
>>545528759Also not true, she turned out to be really strong before the 1st anni. Cygames made a mistake in her kit, she was supposed to get more velocity in 2nd half NOT right after 3rd recovery. It took a while for people to realize you can time her ult to perfection on every track.
>>545529230>is realwtf? For what reason?
>>545527681F2P shouldn't be rolling for Umas just for meta. Thats for cards.
>>545528352Kissing Taiki on the lips
if I were the danchou all flatliners would be impaled on stakes
>>545528490that's a very good point. I think it's because she's such a golden retriever personality. She's not a whore at all, unlike say pic related
>>545529208Yeah bro the famously easy career mode will be IMPOSSIBLE to beat without Riko. You have to MLB her otherwise you won't even finish junior year.
>>545528956537k carats for a starting account with MLB Kitablack and a Creek waiting for shard upgrades.
>There's a Summer Maru>She's alone in front, maybe can catch her on the straight>After position keep ends during the middle leg, my Opera ends up snatching 1st from her before the final leg
>>545529398Good thing you're not my danchou. No quota in this land
>>545529230It's still at 230 for me, same as it's always been since the start. Dumb Doto poster.
>>545529373
I was going to make a really bad post but I'll post Daiichi Ruby instead
We all agree to laugh at anyone who accidentally pulls the Laisu card now that she's straight up useless now right?
>>545519617sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
Danchou, did you schedule my cosplay handjob session?
>>545528956Surely using up all my bad luck on a sim would mean im high rolling the real thing, right?
>>545529473what's that in dollars
>>545529609She'll still be used for the 2 Long CMs.
WHY IS MY LUCK SO FUCKING BAD
>>545529645$70 for 5k carats.Bit over $7500 USD.
>>545529735At least it's just with simulator. I pulled 200x on Doto banner and I didn't manage to pull any SSR at all
>>545528542Reasonably, yes. It now triggers on Final Corner onwards, instead of just within Final Corner.The side block requirement is still tough, though.
>by Canon we are all mcqueens trainer>im a huge mommy fagWHY DOES THE CANON WIFE HAVE TO BE FLAT
>go into summer 2 with 800 speed>leave summer 2 with 820 speed>run bricked i really fucking wish I could run CM with 1000 speed
>>545529735you only have a 76% chance to pull a .75% banner card within 200 pulls. you hit the 1/4 which is still a fairly large chance to get fucked.
>>545529291>>545529510Don't be mean I just woke up
>>545529891>weby canon I'm Suzuka's trainer
>>545529735>Air Shakur
>>545529891At least post part 1 of the comic
Finally built a decent fron runner. Unrestrained or Prof of Curv for a front runner? Can't decide.on which, I can use her on Leo Cup still since I have more tries maybe I'll make it to A finals now. I can also remove Fast Paced and G00 1st for both Prof and Unrestrained and Front straightawasy instead. What should I do?
>17 years old
>>545529945
>>545529956And there are people here who are like "If im close to MLB Riko and Rice after the free 100 maybe I'll throw a few of my carats at it!"Despite rerolling many many times its shocking how little people understand the probabilities on the card gacha.
>>545530002Artist?
>>545530118overdesigned shit horse
I'm more interested with the navigation skills getting buffed. I haven't read how they're exactly buffed and usable now but this potentially means Teio is getting buffed.
>>545530118Unrestrained, Front Straight, and Prof, in order of priority
>>545529945the raped
>>545528976?The only ones who are getting nerfed are fronts with the new midrace stamina drain mechanic
Fluffy, 7head girlfriend
>>545530118I don't help frontcucks
>>545530262Yeah i feel like people are REALLY glossing over mav buffs when they're the biggest deal of the patchLate surgers essentially have no weakness now and dogshit moves like dodging danger /center stage are going to be cracked
>>545530337CUTEbiwa a cute now
So Haru Urara guts is better than Riko as pal card now?
When do we get a synthetic track scenario?
Oh Toreina, toreina... You weren't competent enough to build a winning team previously, what makes you think you can now build a proper team with new mechanics in the last few days? Are you really going to delay Day 4 Round 2 to try and cope on building a new team? From trying to fight SEA 8 hours away from reset to last minute building, just how much copium do you want to be on?
So do navigation skill buffs actually unbrock you or do they become good because they start shoving in secondary effects that make them good by association?
>>545530439Urara is not a pal card she's not a ningen wtf.
>get 3* mejiro after her legend races>ok i'll make my first ryan parent>run is going weirdly well>medium S hits>convert to ace runok i guess i was basically a moron for not deciding on ryan as an ace
>>545530487blocking is no longer an issue and you can basically teleport past blockers
digitan sexo
GIVE ME THE PATCH ALREADY I WANT TO GRIND
>>545530510But not all of our pal cards are ningen already....
>>545530262>>545530367How exactly? Aren't they just moving from sides to sides to avoid being blocked
>>545530487the later, now moving to the side gives accel and speed, which help with unbrocking
>>545530367My private crack theory is that late surgers are going to be the dominant force in Virgo the same way they were in Cancer. Sure, a 1200/1100/1000/500/600 Big Nigger Suzuka will be scary, but only in the beginning/mid-race. Runaway only seems like it's applying at the beginning of the race, so she'll be uncatachable until the late-race, but who cares? Vodka stacked with every navigation/late accel will just zoom past her in the last 200m anyway.
>>545530002Shakur got too cocky for someone that can't stand a kabedon
>>545530593so uh, the people talking about blockers for oonige suzuka were lying?
>>545530510She's sorta like pal card but more random with less energy gain but more stats gain. And guts is seemingly more important now so just use her instead? She's scenario link too.
>>545530708Suzuka is going to be the blocker, I think you misunderstood the conversation
>>545530487nimble provides last spurt accel equal to red shift. everyone is going to have access to accel without needing a unique.
>>545530793but if that gif is true and the skills are like that, surely blockers are fuckin useless
>>545530586Summer spe....
>>545530262>>545530645Allegedly, you get a 0.5 velocity buff when you switch lanes, so the strat is to buy two skills, one to push you out and one to bring you back inI haven't actually looked at the race mechanics doc but video stuff makes it look real
>>545530586Fielding Ryan for this race gives extra roleplayer's points because Takarazuka Kinen was IRL Ryan's most important victory
>>545530708Blocker is an uma made to deny the opponent a skill, for example front blocker is meant to trigger angling so that the opponent can't trigger it, they aren't actually blocking the other umas
People ignoring the hills and racetrack rework section of the patch notes are up for a rude awakening when they lose to pace chaser Oguri with highlander and straight descent in Virgo chanmi
>>545530902>nothing personel, kid>*teleports in front of you*
>>545530842Different kind of blocker. Big nige Suzuka blocks other fronts from activating angle + scheme by being in first the entire race. It isn't physical body blocking.
>>545530842Blocker doesnt mean physically clogging your lane in this usage, it means preventing a dominant front from getting an easy Angling and Scheming proc or similar position #1 based win condition.
>Witgod MIA because of new JP scenario>Global accelerated too hard that meta is in chaos>no one reliable to teach globalYou win this time Cygames
>>545530479FUCK YOU SMUG TEIOPOSTERIM GONNA CUM IN YOUR MOUTH
>>545530902>Smart Falcon has center stage in her potentialsIs she going to rape on turf even more?
>>545530993i regret every day i didn't look much into the game when i started and used my selector on suzuka...
>>545530902>jumping to the sides like an anime ninjalmao
>>545528395>It's going to be the same situation as smaru nowSo the only uma I have that can consistently win races even it it loses every now and then?
>>545531101uuuuuh just follow his wacky guts build bro.
What does base cost mean for skills in gametora?
>>545531101See>>545521351KRfat has always given better info, witgod literally told you to skip aoharu and run pre buff guts cards
>>545530993They sure are. Hanshin has a power stat check, not stam + guts https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/hanshin#1600-turf-outer.
>>545531101I like the chaos, people are shilling their home baked strategies because people haven't resigned themselves to JP or Korean vet lecturing. Feels nice.
>>545531101People say this is a bad time for CC but I say it's a golden era. You can literally rehash your 'A+ grade build guides' with more skills
so I want to use something like this + power sparks? I don't have kitasan
>>545531228KRfags have been a disaster with guides. All they say when they're wrong is >u-ughhh i-it was like that in KR server okay? OKAY???
>>545530993>track is coded in a way that Oguri's ult with proc right at the start of the hill just like in Leo
>>545531228>b-b-b-but worst koreaya sure shut up subhuman
>>545530993But Rice Shower has gold straight descent.
>>545531228Damn bro buy an ad already
>navigation buffs incoming>the most recent gacha uma & air groove have navigation goldsi'm noooticing. whaling is better in global than in any other region
>>545531291That requires sloptubers to put forward effort and independent thoughts.
>>545531337You should be borrowing kita then, you need her more than creek Also dont run haru, guts is still not feasible especially with your poor card options
>>545531101Subscribe to my twitch to have an early access to the new updated guide :)
>>545531423How is Air Groove relevant to this?
>>545531423Navigation buffs turbobuffed Teio, no need to whale for her.
>>545525697Useful if you are building open league horses>>545525860>10% where do you get that number?
I think I'll roll 300 times on Riko day 1.
>>545530118>>545529398
>>545531337depends what the fuck you want the uma to accomplishyou are training Uma for a certain track(s), you can beat URA with pretty much anything.
>>545521351>NTR is account prioYes you are right on one thing, but not her card. I'm getting my Oshi wife 6 copies too
>>545531423Teio is like C in late and most of her potential and innate are navigations
>>545531423My lates don't get brocked that often in CM anymore. Why would I start buying these skills just because they got buffed?
you are invited to our wedding
2 hours until every single Uma you have made until today is completely irrelevant and you can just go and delete them.
Meijo Dodo
>>545531291True. Most of these chinks like the guy currently being shilled in the thread has a super secret paywall guide available. They're just making more money.
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>>545531337You borrow Riko.
i saw a Hishi Amazon cracked out on power win and i am not even mad
>>545531423Didn't even need to whale for her. One 10-pull is all it took
>>545521919Most of it is wrong or basic bitch advice that didnt change with the patch, like Dober already should have been on your radar if you want a top tier late/end parent. I dont know why the patch would change that.
>>545521351>guts buffs irrelevant in aoharubut that's fucking WRONG, we are literally getting the guts buffs earlyguts is literally better than stamina now for anything other than long
>>545531730im okay with being 3rd in this CM finalsgonna rework my shittiest umas in team trial
>>545531721Some like nimble navigator / no stopping me! or the early race ones for fronts double as giga accelerates.
Anons, is the free silence suzuka support card good? The missions seem like a pain in the ass - is she worth MLBing, or nah?
>>545531987>nowit will be out in 5 days
>>545531423>rolled for eishin flash because she's a cute that I want to be my frauleinRolling for cute wins.
>>545531423I got her for free on my 6th daily free pull lolI'm still not going to use her because she is trash
>>545532041Yeah she's good for Concentration and front runner skills. Better than using the suzuka SSR speed if you only have it at 0lb
>>545531873My wife is amazing
>>545531228>witgod literally told you to skip aoharuhe never said that? He said Riko isn't worth grabbing for F2P and can be skipped>run pre buff guts cardsOnly the Haru card because it's a good statstick + if you don't have any other good cards
>>545532041Yes she's solid, sometimes stamina cards are hard to come by in parent decks and Suzuka's hint pool is really good.
>>545532032Nimbe / No stopping me is super op now, you don't need to get blocked anymore, you just need to have someone in front of you for 1 second (that's about up to 2.5L) which is free because everyone is front spamming, that means pacers, lates and ends all get a free 0.4 perfectly timed accel thanks to aoharu now
>>545527681>pulling with your heat over metaWe will have our own meta, just a little late
>>545532041She's good if you don't have her speed card. She has the entire front runner kit except for groundwork, it's an amazing card.
>>545531987You still need to cap speed/power/get 600 wit firstAoharu gives you more stats but not THAT much stats, you only really get a chance to get guts if you're doing sprint CMs (or MABYE mile)
>>545531807How do you use 2 pal cards? Do you have time to do all the dates? Or do you not finish chains?
>>545529616oh we are not letting that anon live it down,facts be damned
>>545532296Date events become more common with the 11th patch so that helps
>>545532252Yeah it is a top tier skill, even better that aoharu aces get it for free since its only distribution currently is Yeppers card or mayano (uma)
>>545532296With Aoi you stop at 3 dates, the last 2 are wasted. You usually go on dates instead of resting because dates give energy.
>>545531987Which is really funny him saying that. I saw someone posting that he shilled another video talking about the updates and one of the things the video has talked about is how relevant Guts will be after the patch.Sloptubers really are gaslights combined with some or few truths in it.
I understand there was not enough time to flesh out everyone's characters in Beginning of a New Era, but what the fuck was happening with Cafe throughout the movie? We get zero clues of what she is going through. 10/10 movie otherwise though, good lord.
>>545531375Oguri gameOguri franchiseOguri lifeThe sooner you take the Kasamatsu pill the easier it is.
>>545529379Wrong. F2Ps should be only rolling umas and skip all cards.
>>545532474she was just happy to be there and get some free coffee
>>545531337the actual balance patch is on the 11th so it depends on what you are doing, generally borrow Riko or bring your own R Riko, if you are rebuilding your TT teams bring Fuku for the team name gold skill
>>545532490spoopy
>>545531337>running a level 1 cardlollmao, even
>>545532474should have given her screentime to dantsu flame desu
>>545531987based gaslighters about to give me free wins in TT. Guts is still the fifth best stat until you hit your stam goal (eg past 800 with a gold in this CM if the update were out)
So how bad will pre-11th Aoharu be with only a few whales having Riko and none of the buffs in?
>>545532583>stam will greatly recoverThat's not how the anime portrays her...
>tfw doing better in round 2 than i did in round 1huh
Are you prepared, anon?
>>545532490I am -this- close to paypigging for Oguri come December. I am sick of not having her and Maruzensky, so sick of not having them as parents. Don't regret using my initial selector on Suzuka because I've loved her for the past seven years, but after watching CG I NEED Oguri, and /uma/ hornyposting Marusexy converted mefuck you guys
>>545532474She's one of the racists from that generation who lost to Tachyon but won one of the classics. She has schizophrenia and is chasing after her ideal, her 'friend' which is a counterpart of what Tachyon is going through, which is also chasing the limits of umamusume but knowing she can't go there without killing herself.Pushing their limits is the theme of the movie. And when Pokke pushes through her limit, she's able to beat Opera.
>>545532490Don't like gray horses and will never use any
>>545532726Better?
>>545532474>Cafe is prone to illness but has a strong iron will >Refuses to give up despite being sick>Wins the Kikuka Sho while being sick, under the rain, and with 100-0 odds against herShe is just Sunday man reincarnated on a weak body
>>545532751Same.
>>545532669Shouldn't you thirdie mutts be in school, at work slaving away or something? I know that 70% of you fucks lack basic reading comprehension but jesus christ.
>>545532754It makes me very angry that I will get no SSR and someone here will pull 2 Rikos day 1.
>>545532583dios mio...glotona de kasamatsu...
when does Sturm und Dogshite get revamped?i wanna field the ebony queen...
>>545532583>At a random point during the Middle Leg, your stamina will greatly recover after eating another girl
>random TCG autist trying to derail the thread with libtard racismokay
>>545532490She's probably my number 1 hated uma because she's top tier bandwagon bait (and actually a meta monster)
>>545530902It looks as though if you have a lane change buff and are in the process of doing a lane change (up until its last frame), you get that 0.49m/s buff.For the clip, that Seiun's Dodging Danger is later patched to be the one skill (along with it's white version, Sixth Sense) to have a lane change built in on trigger, so she's getting a free (and completely pointless) sideways move... and then wants to move back to the rail naturally, and receives the extra target speed the whole time. Normally you'd need a reason to lane change, though. This won't be a thing for every lane change skill, or any other skill, actually. Hopefully they'll leave it out of Global entirely, it's unnecessarily weird.
/uma/, I have an actual genuine request:>my little sister is really into uma musume but is a total casual to gaming>has kitasan (i rerolled an account for them)>outside of that support cards are "meh">really likes Narita brian and mage grass wonder>getting sad that they lose really hard in CMs with themWhat is some VERY RETARD FRIENDLY advice I can give my sister to help her succeed? She likes tips but doesnt want me to outright backseat her careers
>>545533010Don't give vorefags ideas...
>>545533010Maybe (You) shout at her that you’ll take her to an all you can eat if she wins, and she digs deeper into her stamina reserves
>>545533113swipeno, genuinely. just swipe
>>545532863ugh don't remind me. Some lucky faggot is going to roll 3x SSR Riko's and post itand I will scream EXPLODE YOU WICKED NIGGER!!! because I'm an envious little shit screencap this
>>545533113umapyoi
>>545533113Be a good bro and swipe for your sister.
>>545533175Ok Cygames
>>545533113it's a gacha gamespending money and grinding are the only two ways to get out of the pleb fodder zone in pvp
>>545533113Tell her that CMs is for whales and sweaty tryhards that slave away at the game
>>545533113Women don't have the required autism as base, you will need to raise her potential.Or swipe.
>>545532754can't wait for some asshole to show off their 2 riko 1 rice 10 pull
>highrolled stats on a fan farm run with 2 speed 2stam 2wit deckGuess all my runs for Aoharu will be shit
>>545533113Buy her the 3 limited carat packs
>>545533113either swiping or getting her to nolife the game. umas aren't really an issue when some anons are winning with kingu
>>545533113>use your kita, borrow Creek, and use 4spd/2stam. use 9* stam/best possible native power inheritance. >advise her to get level 4 speed training by end of junior year if possible
>>545533113Make sure the friend bars are orange Click rainbows Always have some stamina Translated for little sisters:Choose the button that glows Click the button with the most people until new years Have maybe two heart cards, they can help
>you cant actually do anything but run non gw parents until the 11th because the career buffs will up the average quality of ace runsI guess I'll decide if i want to spark then...
>>545533113Buy her monthly pass.Play Open CM.
>>545533113Brian gets buffed i think so there's that
>>545533113Tell her to build Tachyon dominator full debuffer. All hesitant reds, she gets murmur from winning Satsuki Sho, trick rear and frenzied redsMake Grass hybrid dominator, pump ironMake Brian pace chaser with redshift, sfv and Triumphant Pulse She will win like this
>>545523149my team is always>meta pick>my wife>whatever from auto-pick
>>545533567open is somehow more autistic than graded though
>>545533113she should be playing open
Cyjames should offer family discount carat packsIntern, are you taking notes
>>545533113Tell her to do some research for CMs on what skills are good,etc. Also teach her that picking energy recovery events are always better than stats events.You could also teach her to not stick in the honse's main strategy and she can play around with their uniques.
>>545533113Give her a hug
>>545533637It's really not.
>>545533113brush her teeth
>>545532856found the niger
Sound might be slightly off, just testing
I know you all never had a little sister-you’re giving advice that will fly over her head. You have to say things that are retard proof and simple enough for her to remember, especially when said advice is coming from an older brother
Are you guys REALLY glueing your aces and building Aoharu ones? The same aces that got you to the finals? The ones that trained along side you through thick and thin just to make you happy...
>>545533738>you NEED to have an external website open to check so you don't go over B rank
>>545523731Dios mio is this 33% WR kid?
>>545532859you're the moron putting a non levelled card up for mockeryfuck off
I wish I had an imouto to talk about Uma with.
>>545533854I have a little sister but our genes are good enough for her to be smart so I can explain shit if it's related to videogames.If your sister is retarded or too normie, it's beyond over.
Why do you even want an SSR Riko? You need multiple copies for her to be more useful than SR
>>545533980leveling up is very expensive
>>545533637Which is not worth the trouble for the rewards
>>545533980>just spend 150k SP leveling card you don't even know if it's good to useare you retarded? what a dumb, dumb nigger
>>545533113Have sex with her
>>545533872I'm using the same umas though, they are just being tempered under new trials.
>>545533872NyoSmaru will take that 3rd finals home and i will have very sloppy sex with her afterwards
>>545533113honest advice tell her healer Grass is god tier in pieces cup and that Brian is getting buffed all around, that would make her happy
>>545523752>1 run on my way to work>0-3 runs in between my work (depends on how much work I've got)>1 run on my way home>if I have nothing else I want to play and have TP, 1-2 runs while watching a podcast or something
>>545533872this post is likely sarcastic but unironically your racers will write a story for you in their races if you dont switch them in and out like cogs in a machine
>>545533802I don't like these overdramatic stage play mocaps, with the overnodding on every syllable and dramatic head swingingIt really saps away from their personality
inshallah i hope they flay alive the jap that decided that resting (safe button) should have a chance to fail and even have a chance to give you a debuff
>>545534062getting 5 copies of the R card and getting 2 copies of the SSR card, both are good enough.MLB SSR is just a better card.
So guts deck or 2 pal deck for the next CM?
>>545534056I have three and they’re all kinda stupid. Like one brushing off my advice for college because she knows better (somehow). Also trying to be a vtuber so ya know, very stupid
>>545523752I just find it a lot less stressful than ace runs, and I'm trying to get the 100m title. Also it feels wasteful for my TP if they're full.
>>545534062Once people get burned by the free rolls they are going to realize R Riko pulls were more valuable to them than the 0-1 SSR Rikos they get.
>>545534062probably because 0lb SSR Riko > 3lb R Riko, odds of getting 5 R cards in 100 pulls isn't very good.
>>545534062Haru Urara might be better than less than 2LB and free.
>>545534056Mine is smart in some aspects, like knowing where to go and what to do for quests in RPG games. But then she will get stuck on the simplest of roadblocks (pokemon), maybe it has something to do with how vague something is
>>545525058sorry, I'm a Satono family semen provider (by force btw)
Is that even legal?
>>545534487>>545534487>>545534487
>>545534346>Also trying to be a vtuberMy condolences.
>>545533854My family linege has triple digits IQ, my sister is one of the smartest women I ever talked too, she is cursed with understanding logic and rationality, while also being a woman. This has caused her to develop depression, I wish she was more retarded normie so she could be happy.
>>545534304Ulala is going to be good in Aoharu and even better when the guts buff hits. 3speed pal ulala and a wildcard is my game plan.
>>545525058Once Ardan is released.. we will have plenty of sex
>>545534346I have an imouto and she's driving me crazy, got Seiun Sky on a single 10-pull and has been smugger than a pig in shit. But watching her rage at Spe Fat for getting 3 mood down -in a row- was funny as hell
>>545526261wait you can save the free rolls? I thought you lose them if you don't use them before the daily reset
>>545523149sometimes yeah, im reusing the one i made in gemini now since im waiting to try and make her on aoharu
>>545534890anon was lying. Use your free rolls asap, they do NOT carry over. Read the announcement if you don't believe me
>>545523752i do 4 or 5 runs a day if im bored, otherwise i just try to do parent/fan runs with my borrows since aces are stressful
this general is full of women oguriposters
>>545532490There is a chance that we might get evolved skills on a faster timeline so you don't need Xmas Oguri for human rights. Evolved skills would be funny for MANT
>>545531196Cost with 0 hint levels. E.g. if you see base cost for Swinging Maestro/Corner Recovery, it's what they cost to buy when training Super Creek or Wedding Topcunny.
post yfw you qualified for A finals yesterday
