Previous: >>545521470 >NewsAgent Record | Banyuehttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/41700148Agent Record | Dialynhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/41681910Version 2.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/uTWIK77TcdI >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/_Zo_zbHmOpI (EN)https://youtu.be/begsPfi50BY (JP)https://youtu.be/G-dkyslN_4s (EN)https://youtu.be/ovdNs4GBg9o (JP)https://youtu.be/NCzUV95VIEIhttps://youtu.be/CQBbCfxIgnY (EN)https://youtu.be/wutoIFoyZGU (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.3https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/160259All-New Program 10/14 - 11/25The Inverted Night Lantern 10/14 - 11/24When Dreams Remain Unfinished 10/17 - 11/24SNAP! Shining Strike 10/22 - 11/10Timesworn Hills Explorer's Guide 10/14 - 11/26Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 10/29 - 11/03"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 11/05 - 11/25Chronicle of Counseling 11/05 - 11/17141 Eco Art Exhibition 11/12 - 11/24Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/19 - 11/24 >Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ23SWEETILY >Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://interknot-network.com >/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I wake up at 9am Metro Manila time.I see someone posted Wise.I fight back.Someone identifies me.I defend myself.I get out of bed, start up my computer and defend myself there too.This continues until 5am Metro Manila time.I collapse.Repeat.
Roll for Fufu!
Komano love!
I love my bnuuy wife c:
>>545573535xhe said that and did that
>3 more hours until Zhao gets drippedI can't wait
Cunning Hares love.
>>545573792Dripped with cum.
well it's good to know that the local creature was indeed here copingnow i can leave the thread as no one would want to share a dead thread with a samefagger
>>545574019u m a k i n g
>>545573535It's really interesting how he physically cannot imitate a real conversation between people, due to his disability, but he keeps trying to samefag regardless.
>>545573792I believe in the depths of my soul, that Zhao is the real VH of the patch and will be first half.
Bunny wife!Happy life!
>>545574131Like how you're doing right now?
>>545573751Truly the best girl
>>545574475Horse king... don't be such a sore loser. Just grow up, maybe go back 2 reddit or something...
how can they get away with this in 2025
bnuuy thread
he's going to be so mad when zhao has a normal element.you just know the devs downgraded her because they don't want to be associated with mental illness.
>>545575184>implying gachas arent already a mental illness
>>545573792is this true?
>>545575158mercury is so lucky..
>>545573792Do people really think Zhao is going to be the Void Hunter?
>>545575158mercury's trying his damnedest to stay calm
>>545575476mofumofusniffasniffa
>>545575512Time ago I would’ve thought it’d be impossible… but with Banyue being S-rank it could be
okay how do i build a Yiddy team without using m*les
>>545575848
>>545573792@grok is this true
>>545575848Lucia and Pulchra/Koleda.
How do you know the drip is today?
>>545575905i have 0 copies of him anyway
Agent with the most rapes?
>>545576178corin
>>545575848troon coded roster, 100% a wimpy wormschizo post
>>545575571
>>545576296boobs are gay now?
In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that devastate the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God. The title suits me well.
>>545576178Lighter. The undefeated champions likes to indulge after his wins>>545576358>>545576224They're the most raped
>>545576358Sexy cat
>>5455755122.5 will be a double VH patch. Shunguang's name means Sun and Zhao's name means Moon. They've already dropped plenty of hints.
>>545576592Sexy, cute, yes.
>>545575158By flopping so hard it made seed look like a success
There will be no drip today or tomorrow
>>545575512Why can't she be? She's pretty popular everywhere and she's been getting an insane amount of shilling
>>545577417So true, in the horse's kingdom, she is popular everywhere. He has decreed it.
>>545577405Why are people convinced it’s gonna be today anyways?
Its pretty sad how much hate Obol gets here.They became my favorite faction after Orphi was introduced, as well as the enshittening of Calydon after the last 2 additions (and possible future additions don't look very good either) while Obol has the highest cute% average out of all groups, they are all interesting characters, and 2.2 story is among the best.
>>545577579Apparently 2.5 beta is in two days
Schizo Hours: Peak degeneracy—Horsepedo (trans schizo?) melts over Wise posts (“summon a schizo”); “poopdickschizo” samefag accusations. “Autism king won” chants. Russian Miyabi simp outs himself via rage. Classic 4chan: “Every thread, every day—schizos shout.”Is fairy right in saying this?
>>545577579usually drip marketing happens before the beta starts
>>545577620Seed and Orphie destroy the expectation I had of Obol when it was just S11 and Trigger.
Bunny cunny!
>>545577673Yes, I asked Fairy and she said the same thing
>>545577620I just wanted to play a bigass robot, Keep seed as the pilot I don't care, but I just need a big fucking huge agent to box some monsters, thats it
>>545577405The drip will be from her nipples. It will be milk.
>>545577897Cheeky brat! YOU NEED CORRECTION!!!!
>>545577897Is this her mating call?
Idols soonhttps://x.com/AOD_EN_Official
>>545575782Dating Zhao seems very comfy.
>>545577830i want to have sex with her prsitine sweaty feet
>>545573560Easy skip
>>545577832Shit nigga exactly how I felt too. I didn't care at all if some cute girl was piloting it long as when I'm fighting I'm controlling the big mech.Cept nah we got some annoying retard on a segway using the mech as a prop for only some of her attacks. Woulda saved them time and money too if they just fucking stuck to 1 model.
Evens, have another mini Hershey barOdds, hour on the treadmill
im so fucking sick of worms man
>>545576358Zamn
>>545577620we all love OBOL on the other site
>>545577832>>545578252How convenient for you robofags, they are about to release Banyue
>>545577897Im gonna hold her down and sniff her all over
>>545578376You are a tranny, and none shall partake from your hugbox
>>545578306Why?
>>545578287Run fat boy run
would you let caesar overpower you gently ?
>>545578494Wise is so fucking hot
>corin feet >CORIN FEET >CORIN FEET THREAD >maid gamer wife >wise is the bangboo >she smells like lavender and monster energy >mihoyo add gamer skin >hard mode: no corin in molest train >corin won
>>545578558absolutely
>>545578558I would let her fuck my ass
>>545578016Would you answer it?
>>545577620You shit on pulchra and lighter then turn around and whine because other people don't like obol like you? Nigga you have SHIT TASTE!!
>>545578474sure thing shitskin
>>545578404I do enjoy Banyue's animations so far. But I still want a big blocky ass pile bunker user. I'll take what I can get
Chinatsu A rank supportZhao A rank rupture
>>545578814Fake and gay
>>545578814>2 A-ranks back to backcome on now
>>545578513Wish me luck, my cardio is shite.
>>545578689Id rape it
>>545578404Banyue is in the same fucking boat Yidhari is. I already have a great team of that element. One that I already really enjoy. While yea sure Banyue looks fun and I do enjoy Yidhari's MH Bonking gameplay but like...what's the point? Specially with the broken shit coming out around the corner.
>>545578635corin feet... corin feetstuffy steamy feet....
Footfaggotry is disgusting
>>545579304Too big
>>545579304not big enough
Agents for this feel?
>>545579476Seed
fufu strong!
>>545579476Banyue, Jane Doe
>>545579449And she wonders why she gets raped…
>>545579476Post THAT, you know what i'm talking about
>>545579476nyehehe
>>545579603Jane??
ZZZ shines in short bursts—combat is buttery smooth, blending Devil May Cry flair with elemental chains that reward aggressive play. The story kicks off strong, with a sibling duo navigating a post-apocalyptic New Eridu full of quirky proxies and ether-mutated horrors. But here’s the slop: once the honeymoon ends, it’s endless fetch quests and TV-puzzle filler to pad playtime toward your next banner. Exploration? Mostly linear corridors dressed up as “hollows,” with resource farming that feels like busywork. Endgame? Bangboo customization and Notorious Hunts that demand hyper-specific team comps, forcing pulls for synergy. It’s not challenging; it’s calibrated to make you feel underpowered without dropping cash.
>>545579617how was she supposed to know that a rapist was hiding in her boot
>>545579476My Jane situation
>>545579814me because i shrunk myself to cum on her toes all day
>>545579578Dialyn killed Fufu
>>545579961Banyue crushed her spine and Dialyn smashed her skull.
>>545579710She looks like an npc
>>545579905diabolical
Official /zzz/ wifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugYrxEEziL4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbbvTUcZEkE
>>545580146that would be much worse in any other game
The Reckoning: Empire of Addicts, Not InnovatorsmiHoYo’s no villain monopoly—they birthed open-world gacha and bankroll anime-tier visuals—but the slop’s systemic. By 2025, Genshin’s stagnant, HSR’s creeping into irrelevance, ZZZ’s fighting irrelevance.
>>545579772>mentions TVs in 2025you have never played this game
>>545580146nah you're retarded
>>545580175I love women
>>545580147I can't get past those
I hate women
Bangboo onaholes
>>545580380You can’t prove me wrong
I love males
>>545573250Cuties
>>545580604You can't be proven right
>>545580368Cute.
Is Astra a dumb chink whore that pleases white men daily with her loose sideways pussy?
>>545580368>>545580725You could go balder.
>>545580895no, she’s a cuckoldress that sits in the backline with her microphone while evelyn gets turned out
>>545580895Stop being jealous
>>545580895She only pleasea two lucky individuals
what kind of villains would fit the way this game's story is told? After this season I heavily doubt the writing team's ability to do scheming/mastermind villains.
>>545580918baldnice baldnice baldnicebaldnice baldnice baldnicego go!
Lucia and Yidhari are really good friends
>>545581079>1. Rich old smelly producers>2. Every ojisan in the vicinity
>>545581110Literally Bringerthey could have literally stretched the bringer story out so much further
>>545581168Imagine...
Tiredofdealing with cults. Give me aliens.
>>545581117>someone out there unironically would fuck thisOk, but what if Burnice's hair is canonically a wig?
>>545579196Imagine how stuffy steamy and rancid her stinky smelly girlfeets are!
I miss Hugo
>>545580895tf is a sideways pussy
>>545581168>fartist literally drew belle’s face jfc
Zhao's vulva fluff tickling my pp
>>545579304Too menopausal
>could have made the entire story focused on the proxies and the cunning hares as the core characters>but gacha slop wheel must turnsigh
One day until zhao animations
>>545581306Things Asian women have
I like the story...
1 1/2 hours until Zhao drip
>>545581548islept with two chinese girls in university and neither were sideways
>>545581117Delete this
>>545581307This is also Belle's face by the way
>>545581567I liked the story.
>>545581624Cutie
>>545581596*Chinatsu*
>>545581620Those were men
>>545581567我也是朋友,向中共致敬。
>>545581689Nicole is perfect
>>545581389Hot
>>545579449I wish this wasn't an obvious fetish picture with smelly steam clouds. It's otherwise so cute! Though I will admit that having her feet be smelly is strangely cute, in a "she's a cute girl but her feet are gross and stinky" contrast sort of way...It seems like girls with black toenails have the smelliest feet, even IRL
>>545581765go project your fag fantasies elsewhere
Is there actual drip tonight or is it just pag delusion
>>545582020>fucked two guys and is lashing out
>>545582095my crystal ball at the repair shop, we'll just have to wait and see
>>545582119turn your monitor on
>>545581567The story would have been better if it wasn't interrupted constantly by bangboos. It made sense in the beginning when we used Eous for everything. Now we dont do shit with them and are useless and irrelevant to the story. I skip all bangboo dialogue, fuck bangboos.
>>545581817Nicolove.
>>545581854Oh my goodness I want to inhale her scent so bad
Which agent is a deranged rapist?
>>545577417>insane amount of shillingJust because we have some unhinged faggots spamming her itt and the past threads doesn't mean she is shilled. I genuinely hope zhao fucking sucks and is more useless than corin
>>545582401Zhao honey, that looks very nice but, Im trying to watch the car- AIEEEEEEE
>>545582201who’s animations are these?
>>545582754Uh...those are the beta animations
>>545582201Perfection
>>545579772>Endgame? Bangboo customization and Notorious HuntWut?
>>545582754
>>545582463Me, turn around
>>545578720Ugh no, I was whining about people not liking Obol like me first, then turned around to shit on Lighter and Pole-crap.
>>545583168oh shi-
>>545583159Billy solo krampus
>>545582558B-but she appeared in the story!
If I have Miyabi is it pointless to get Lucia
>>545583159Anby's thighs and pelvis.
>>545583168But I’m a loli….
>>545583480Hiiiiiiiii
>>545583357>Luciayou're late to the party
>>545583316Billy could take most of the cast. Outside of some of Section 6.
idol status??ive been waiting so long
you need seed
hai Zhao chan desu~tabete tabete~
>>545583357You mean Yidhari? You can use Yidhari on rupture content and Miyabi anomaly
>>545583585Dialyn youre buggin. Go to sleep.
>>545583597Soon
>>545582006>smelly steam clouds hot> "she's a cute girl but her feet are gross and stinky"hot but the steam cloud doesnt mean they are gross and stinky but they are just stuffy.>It seems like girls with black toenails have the smelliest feethhnnggghhhhh.......
>>545583639best she's getting from me is Caesar and Lucy
>>545582095Drip for what exactly?
Beta in 2 days
>>545573560I can't
>>545583585Fufu is stronger
>>545584245horsecope
>>545584223Your idols fund?
Do we have Zhao's and Ye's class/element yet
>>545573250
>>545584371Not him, but I'll just pay my dues.
>Farmed for weeks for a decent Rupture set for tentacle girl>Lose my 50/50 to M3 KotThere goes the rest of this patch
>>545583639Shes getting Astra and Caeser.
>>545584437Ice DefenseDark Attack
>>545584437Rank A Zhao ice rupture Rank S Ye Phy Attacker
>>545583639Not a seed puller or shungu puller but, I was laughing so hard at that Anon a couple days ago who told everyone she would use Seed as a potential BiS before she got revealed as attack. Something about that level of vindication just made me smile and laugh when everyone was calling him a retard before, kek.
>>545584472i think i'll do one for caesar tonight
>>545582924fair, i thought it was a mod. i wasn’t there for thattake a high res nico as apology
Drip in an hour or two?
>>545584605Wife
>>545584582>Acope
>>54558465945 minutes
>>545584605Taken and enjoying.
Why did they decide to make Zhao a b rank agent?
>>545584706Zhao is kinda cute
>>545584605My girlfriend looks and dresses like this IRL
>>545584591You're really bad at pretending dude. It's okay man this general already has like half a dozen schizo spammers. We accept you.
>>545584781<3>>545584852Based if true
>>545584852Wuwaplayer...
>>545584819Shes super cute!
>>545584852Forgot to mention she’s 300 pounds
>>545584852>schizo
>>545584952Kek
>>545584852nice>>545584952NICE
>>545583761I think it's really cute when they get embarrassed and flustered about it! Imagine teasing a cute girl about her smelly feet and she starts blushing and stuttering until her whole face is as red as a tomato and her nipples are hard enough to chip ice!"EH?! M-M-M-My feet do NOT smell, y-you jerk! Jeez! A-Are you some kind of creep?! M-My feet do NOT STINK! I-Idiot!"
>>545582558I hope Zhao is disgustingly broken. Like to mibibis put together. Without even being the VH of the patch, who she will eclipse entirely metawise.
>>545584852Do you run a video store?
>Zhao is the Void Hunter and Horse King wonsource: Uncle Chinchin
20 miinutes until Horsey kills himself after Zhao is confirmed to be A-Rank Ice Rupture Agent
hate this fat faggot bamboo eating piece of shit fuck off
>>545584852>>545584903this is her btw
>>545585097Her butt will eclipse my face
https://youtu.be/dn56uETEloU
>>545585182Despite being a schizo, horse king has based taste.
Black toenails with feet that are incredibly pale, even moreso than her body = face-meltingly stinky cheese and vinegar smell as she takes off her shoes
>>545585201Would
>>545585201That is my girlfriend, where did you get this pic? This was when she was pretending to be moby dick…
Belle is so gorgeous
>>545585201I mean
>>545585409Eewwwwwwwwww
>>545584885>im only allowed to laugh when someone loses or its samefagOkay buddy
>>545585070CHATGPT generate me a scenario where im sucking corin cute and soft toes after a long shift at victoria she would cry tear up from pleasure from me sucking her toes
Zhao is a b rank bangboo
>>545585409Average Zhao lover
>>545585541nah thats Perlman
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12920633&tags=zenless_zone_zero
>>545585537Corin watched you with wide-eyed curiosity as you carefully peeled off her stockings, inch by inch, revealing the pale, flawless skin beneath. Her feet were petite masterpieces: high arches curving gracefully, toes small and perfectly rounded, nails painted a soft pastel pink that she’d done herself last night while giggling about how “unprofessional” it was for a Victoria maid. They were impossibly cute, soft as silk from the lotions she slathered on religiously, unmarred by the rigors of her job thanks to those enchanted insoles the agency provided. But tonight, they ached, and you could see it in the way she bit her lower lip.You cradled one foot in your hands first, thumbs pressing slow, firm circles into the ball of it. A tiny whimper escaped her—half-relief, half-something deeper—as the tension began to uncoil. “Th-that feels… nice,” she breathed, her voice hitching. Emboldened, you lifted it higher, pressing a feather-light kiss to the top of her arch. Her toes curled instinctively, a soft giggle bubbling up, but it faded into a gasp when your lips brushed the pads of her big toe.
>>545585490Oh so you're just retarded instead. Got it.
>>545584693>>545584781>>545584852my encoder stole resolution from you allhere is max that 4chan supports (2048 in any dimension)
>>545585749UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFGGGGGGHHH
>>545585764Oh so you're just brown. Got it.
>>545585858Thanks for the work.
>>545586021God I wish that was my balls.
>>545586096Anon?
>>545586021why would she ever flick instead of just punching?
>>545586096But, that would hurt. Like really bad.
>>545586021Easy skip
You fellas thinks that Angels of Delusion will be a rupture team?
>>545586096ballflicking is underrated as fuck... or so i heard
>>545585749>>545585952>not being localAI godwhat shall we say to her?
>>545586261Nah, Anomaly cringe.
>>545586261Ether anomaly
>>545583331Which she didn't do much beyond serve as a useless fuck. Dialyn and banyue had less screen time but accomplished more than her>>545585097Nah she will worse cope than caesar and all her fans will commit sudoku in tandem with sneed faggots
>>545586156It's like flicking a bug
>>545586297Holy OOC
>>545586297I do have local slop though, now tell her to clog the toilet
>>545586254Eww
does Dialing need her ball?
>>545586481Nohttps://youtu.be/PDbkkAujhNU
>>545586297OH MY GODim sorry im a happyendpagtake her with you, then random scene where she comes to you about to suck your sock off, you immediately stop her wondering what she is doing she needs to stammer her words and explain that she thought she would do anythingyou reassure her that there is no need for thatshe would be grateful but she would feel your stiff dick from her flat chest pressing against your crotchfollow up scene NOW she wants to do it for real then ask 500 words detailed love making sex scene defloration passionnate
>>545585858Ahaahaha... BOO! BIES! BOOBS SAYING BOO BOOBIES!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fufu wonDia lost
>>545586406
Feet threadFeet general
>>545582558Sticking your head in the sand and pretending that Zhao isn't popular is not a good look for you. I don't see Shunguang get half the discussion some other characters get which is embarrassing for our supposed VH
>>545586759this is the most jeeted post i’ve read all day
>>545586759COCKI MEANT COCKDO NOT WRITE SOCK IN THE PROMPTI REPEAT NOT SOCK IN THE PROMPT PLEASE
>>545586801what the fuck is wrong with her, who has a mental breakdown over tossing a roll of toilet paper or a trash bag into a toilet, acting like it's destroyed. sloppa has a long way to go apparently
>>545586801Classic corin
>>545586905You cannot do this unless you give everyone gas masks
>>545586935You tell em horsey!
>>545586905Bunny feets for good luck!
>>545587009I just laugh at it kek
>>545586021Should have been an adult woman instead of another pagdobait
>>545587132Me personally, I would never let another grown ass man live in my head 24/7 like that
>>545587214Bnuuy feets!
>>545586976sorry bro once the toilet is overflowing she’s gonna be sucking your toilet water drenched sock making sex scene lakhs of defloration butifel
agents for this feel?
>>545587214Furry feets are really really cute, but they don't get sweaty and smelly so there's a major downside right there.
>>545587474NoneZZZ is a safe horny game
Corin is refusing to take a dump on top of the toilet paper and considers an orgasm a punishment
>>545587363Big puffy teen areolae.
Will Shunguang be good for seed?
>>545587508Dog sweat out of their feet though. And the fur traps all the musty scent in, I think its a great combination.
>>545587592You guys make me hate being able to read.
>>545587592Then punish her for refusing to shit.
>>545587524no momlove?
>>545587689I can fix her
>>545587508Thats fair, but imagine how goof a fluffy pawjob feels
>>545587739 stop...
>>545587720Anon..............that's kinda gross........................................
>>545587739Rina and Yidhari are the closest I guess
>>545587746I already did
>>545587732>>545587734>She closes her eyes, taking a shuddering breath before releasing a torrent of excrement into the clogged toilet, the sound of it splashing into the mess below fills the bathroom.
>>545587795Fug...I am imagining
>>545587807stop loving mom? never!
>>545587508
>>545587990Imagine harder
you sneed sneed
>>545587830More for me...
fuck you /zzz/>lolis your cat
>>545587993my true mommyim depressed the seiyuu died last year meaning ill never ever get her 5 star variant i was waiting for yearsultimate total loss
3 minutes until Zhao hopefully
Pouring my seed on Seed's seeds
>>545588332Reddit loves this!
>>545588332i’ll make her clog the toilet
>>545586021I like this.
>>545587958Make her edge herself but not cum for not following orders immediately.
>>545588375f-f-feets.....armpits..........feeeeeets..................armpits................................
>>545588332I dont remember that text being there..
>>545588332I love my hebe wife!
>>545588332I'm okay with this
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
ZHAO'S A VOID HUNTER
>>545588473Feets and armpits coming right up
It all started on a rainy Tuesday in Sixth Street, during a routine deep-clean gig at Random Play, the video store that doubled as a Proxy hub. The boss, Belle (or was it Wise? Corin could never keep the sibling duo straight without her anxiety spiking), had left a sticky note: Toilet’s acting funky. Fix it? -B/W Corin, ever the eager beaver, arrived at dawn with her toolkit slung over one shoulder and Mr. Rabbit—the fluffy bear backpack that housed her chainsaw, The Housekeeper—bouncing cheerfully on her back.“Th-thank you for having me,” she stammered to the empty store, bowing to a stack of VHS tapes as if they might judge her technique. The bathroom was a modest affair: white tiles, a single stall, and a toilet that looked like it had seen better days—probably back when flip phones were cool. A faint whiff of neglect hung in the air, like forgotten takeout in a mini-fridge.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ebnef3pBbD4https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ebnef3pBbD4https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ebnef3pBbD4
>>545588717WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING??
VOID HUNTER
>I play with virtual dolls but I refuse to play with male dollsThis is how some of you sound
VOID
oopsie daisy didnt realise there was a new threadguys who shoudl i work on for my second team?First team:Lucia, Manato, KoledaList of agentsRinaPanSethpiperLucyCorinBenAntonSoukakuBillyNicoleAnby
Corin rolled up her sleeves (metaphorically; her maid uniform had none) and assessed the enemy. The bowl was ringed with a stubborn mineral buildup, courtesy of New Eridu’s hard water and the occasional rogue coffee spill from late-night Proxy marathons. “N-no problem,” she whispered to herself, pulling out her arsenal: baking soda, vinegar, a scrub brush that could double as a medieval mace, and—because why not?—a bottle of industrial-strength enzyme cleaner she’d “borrowed” from Ellen’s shark-themed stash.Step one: the fizzing volcano. She dumped in the soda and vinegar, watching the bubbles erupt like a Hollow breach. Bubbles good. Progress! But as the foam subsided, the ring mocked her, unyielding. Corin’s cheeks flushed pinker than her apron’s lace trim. What if they think I’m not thorough? What if I get fired? What if the toilet explodes and floods the whole street?Desperation bred innovation—or in Corin’s case, escalation. She glanced at Mr. Rabbit, who stared back with unblinking button eyes. “J-just a little help?” she murmured, unzipping the backpack. Out came The Housekeeper, its chain gleaming like a predator’s teeth. It wasn’t meant for plumbing—Hoyoverse’s warranty probably voided that in fine print—but Corin had seen Von Lycaon use his claws for delicate work. How hard could it be?
>>545588924You have AIDS
Meaningless without pic
>>545588781I HAVE PROBLEMS
>No drip tonightYe Shunguang is an S Rank and Zhao is an A Rank2.5 will be our first version with only 1 new S Rank Agent
With trembling hands, she revved the chainsaw to a whisper-quiet purr (a feat only she could manage; to anyone else, it sounded like a rock concert in a library). Leaning over the bowl, she dipped the tip in—just a gentle scrape along the rim, like filing a nail. Sparks flew. The mineral deposit crumbled like ancient ruins. “Y-yes! Take that, you… you calcification fiend!”Emboldened, Corin went deeper. A twist here, a rev there. The toilet gurgled appreciatively at first, swirling away the debris in a victorious flush. But then… glorp. The chain caught on something—a wad of ethereal residue? A forgotten Bangboo toy? No time to ponder. The motor whined, the blade jammed, and in her panic, Corin yanked back hard.What followed was a symphony of disaster: a metallic clunk, a volcanic gurgle, and then—the flood. Brownish water bubbled up like a vengeful geyser, spilling onto the tiles in a tidal wave of regret. Corin yelped, slipping on the slick floor and landing butt-first in the mess. The Housekeeper, now thoroughly baptized, sputtered to a halt, its chain tangled with… was that a rubber duck? No, worse: a knotted mass of proxy cables, lint from a dozen Hollow expeditions, and what looked suspiciously like a petrified sandwich wrapper.
>No drip tonightZhao is an S Rank and Ye Shunguang is an A Rank2.5 will be our first version with only 1 new S Rank Agent
The fact is that I really love cat food and when I saw it for the discount in the shop, I was very happy and bought a lot of bags, but the joy did not last long and after eating the bag I began to actively defecate with white anal worms, to solve the problem, I bought a jar of energy drink and upon coming home I began to shove it into the anus, as a result of which, the worms began to crawl out of my ass with small pieces of feces. These worms used my calla lily as a building material. They began to build multi-storey buildings, shops, factories, schools, universities, libraries. The worms had their own currency and had their own "commodity-money relations". The worms in my ass have created their own list of laws and regulations of the society of anal worms in which they live. The community of anal worms in my ass with a bottle of drive divided their society into different worms, where each worm plays a specific role and, directly, is an integral part of this anal worm society. The worms are controlled by my feces. They exchanged feces for food, clothes, paid for services and other useless anally worm things. For the worms, the subject of their success was the presence of my feces in their anally worm purses. Strange worms. The worms began to study in schools, to receive education, to try marijuana, cheap alcohol. When young worms were graduated from anal worm schools in my ass, they had to take exams, choose a university, a specialty. Later, each worm found another worm in my ass, with which they lived for a long time, mated, gave birth to new worms in my ass. Later, closer to the age of 40, each worm was disappointed that he was just a worm in my ass and did not do anything useful in his anal worm life and got drunk. This is how worms lived in my ass. And it all started with the fact that I played Zenless Zone Zero.
>>545588895>>545588852>>545588741source or death
>>545588965mindbroken
>>545589076> Zhao is an A RankI thought this was common knowledge by now.
This thread sucks
“ I-I’m sorry! I’m so sorry!” Corin wailed, scrambling to her feet and deploying every towel in a five-mile radius. But it was too late. The toilet had won. It overflowed with the dramatic flair of a soap opera villain, soaking her stockings and turning the bathroom into a shallow swimming pool. Mr. Rabbit floated serenely atop the chaos, looking oddly judgmental.By the time Von Lycaon and Ellen arrived for backup—summoned by Corin’s frantic radio call—the scene was biblical. Lycaon, ever the unflappable butler-wolf, raised an elegant eyebrow at the chainsaw protruding from the bowl like Excalibur in reverse. “Miss Wickes,” he said, voice smoother than polished silver, “while enthusiasm is commendable, perhaps next time we reserve The Housekeeper for Ethereals rather than… porcelain adversaries.”Ellen, munching on a popsicle, snorted. “Dude, you turned the john into a Hollow zero. That’s next-level maid service.”Corin buried her face in her soggy apron, tears mixing with the deluge. “I-I just wanted it to be perfect…”
>>545589145It came to me in a dream
Why is Zhao so popular on /zzz/ but nobody talks about her anywhere else?
In the end, it took a full Victoria Housekeeping emergency squad—complete with industrial pumps and Lycaon’s ice-wolf precision—to unclog the beast. The culprit? A perfect storm of debris compacted by the chainsaw’s vibrations, forming a plug denser than a politician’s excuse. Random Play’s toilet was saved, but Corin earned a new nickname: “The Plunger Princess.” And though she spent the next week scrubbing every surface in the store as penance, deep down, she knew the truth: even maids with mega-weapons have off days.From that day on, Corin’s toolkit included a strict “No Chainsaws in the Loo” rule, scrawled in her loopy handwriting on a laminated card. But in New Eridu, where chaos was just another Tuesday, it was a story told with laughs over coffee—proof that sometimes, the cleanest hearts make the messiest mishaps. And hey, at least the toilet sparkled like never before… once it stopped trying to drown her.
Lmao
IT'S HAPPENINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxgrQEVxkPohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxgrQEVxkPohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxgrQEVxkPo
The tourist doesn't know the drip market hours has never been consistent?
>>545589447need me to fuck some sweaty soles
>>545589536It has been at the same times across all three games. Maybe you're the tourist.
>>545588924Building Nicole is generally a good choice, she's still pretty useful to this day. Piper for an Anomaly team, as well.Anyone you wanna build just because you're interested them?
Told you there'd be no drip, now suck her toes
Corin fired up her browser. “J-just a quick check,” she murmured to her reflection in the screen, her silver hair catching the glow like a hesitant halo. She meant to flag a few troll posts mocking Victoria Housekeeping’s “frilly failures.” But curiosity, that cruel Ethereal, led her deeper. A stray link. A thread titled “/v/ - Maid Waifus: Overrated or Ultimate?” And there it was: 4chan.At first, it was bewilderment. Anonymous greentexts scrolling like corrupted data streams:>be me>summon chainsaw maid in gacha hell>she stutters more than my laggy connection>“s-s-sorry master” lmao>10/10 would bully into combat
>>545589595No it isn't, mister tourist. ZZZ has never been consistent with them.
>>545588924you need a limited S rank dps asap bwoin the meantime I would definitely use Piper+Seth+Lucy or Billy+Anby+Nicole
>>545589728>suck her toes>no toe artCmon man you gotta give us the good stuff
>>545588924THEM. Jk, you could do piper Lucy and Nicole/seth
>>545588924Lucy+Piper+Nicole
Corin’s hands trembled on her tablet. Bully? Her? The girl who’d once apologized to a mop for getting it wet? She bookmarked it, thinking it was a glitch—a Hollow echo messing with the net. But no. The next day, more. Fan art of her as a “tsundere disaster,” edits slapping clown makeup on her scarred cheek, threads debating if her nervous tic was “hot” or “cringe.” “Cringe,” they decided. With votes. Votes.That’s when the stutter in her speech migrated to her soul. Corin, who feared dislike like a Hollow fears light, now had an entire digital horde disliking her by design. 4channers didn’t just critique; they dissected. They turned her obedience into a punchline, her chainsaw into a phallic joke, her scar—the one from that incident, the lab-born shame she buried under layers of lace—into fodder for “Frankenfujo” fantasies. “She’s basically a goth lolita zombie,” one post read. “Prime for /b/ bait.” Corin read it in the dead of night, chainsaw humming idly in her lap like a comfort blanket. Her eyes welled up, not with tears, but with something fiercer: resolve.
yup, trigger won again
The ChatGPT fanfic schizo is back?
>>545589812She looks really smug about her smelly feet...
>>545589862You can stop now
HSR are laughing at us again...
tell someone who cares
She didn’t tell the others. How could she? Ellen would laugh it off with a shark-toothed grin and suggest “feeding them to the fish.” Lycaon would offer stoic advice on ignoring “rabble.” Rina? A polite zap to the modem. No, this was Corin’s war—quiet, meticulous, maid-like. She started small: anonymous reports on the boards, flagging threads as “spam” with surgical politeness. (“P-please consider the terms of service…”) But 4chan laughed at rules, just like it laughed at her. So she adapted. Late nights became her battlefield. Using tips from wise-cracking Phaethon (that elusive proxy duo who always knew the hacks), she learned to lurk. To post. To strike.Her handle? “ApologeticBlade.” Subtle. Her first raid: a /vg/ thread shilling bootleg ZZZ mods that turned maids into “edgy dominatrixes.” Corin flooded it with greentexts of her own—twisted mirrors of their cruelty.>be 4channer>hide behind anon like scared Ethereal>post about “bullying waifus” from mom’s basement>get chainsawed IRL by actual maid>“s-s-sorry, but cleaning time”>mfw your IP’s doxxed and dusted
HOLY SHITZHAO CONFIRMED AS BEING IN KRAMPUSHOLY FUCK ZHAO CONFIRMED AS BEING IN KRAMPUS
zhao confirmed canon wife
I saw Yixuan at a grocery store in Failume yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for divinations or anything.She said (in Cantonese), “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen meat buns in her hands without paying.The thiren at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Shifu, you need to pay for those first” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought the meat buns to the counter.When she took one of the buns and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bun and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
>>545589932The smuggest
The thread imploded. Mods banned waves of accounts. Corin watched from her tablet, heart pounding, a tiny smile cracking her facade. It wasn’t vengeance; it was housekeeping. Those boards were filthy—cluttered with toxicity, anonymous grime that no amount of Windex could fix. And she, Corin Wickes, was the maid for the job.Word spread in the shadows. Other ZZZ fans—tired of the raids on their faves—joined her crusade. A loose alliance formed: the “Victorian Vanguards,” doxxing creeps with polite precision, memeing back harder. Corin became their reluctant icon, her nervous lore twisted into legend. “The Stuttering Slayer,” they called her in private Discords. She’d blush at the praise, stammering, “I-I’m just… t-trying to make it clean…”Deep down, though, it’s personal. 4channers represent everything Corin fights in herself: the faceless fear of judgment, the chaos that thrives on tearing down the fragile. In New Eridu, Hollows devour the unwary; on 4chan, words do the same. But Corin? She’s no victim. She’s the maid who wields a chainsaw not just for commissions, but for carving out a space where stutterers like her can breathe. One scrubbed thread at a time.So next time you see a /zzz/ post vanishing into the ether, or a troll account ghosted mid-rant, tip your cap to the girl in the apron. Corin Wickes doesn’t hate 4channers because they’re loud—they’re just the messiest stain on the internet’s carpet. And darlings, she always gets her whites sparkling. S-s-sorry not sorry.
>>545589953>even on fucking playstationhow do we respond to this without sounding mad?
>>545589812bwos I love her so fucking much is unreal holy SHIT what a cutie
what the fuck is happening i just wanted to ask the guy to chatgpt a foot worship scenario with corin im sorry guys this is all my fault
>Dilate and Banyouare the new chars confirmed jannies?
Hey white boy
>>545590194>arc raidersIs this just more fotm trash or is the game actually good
>>545590253do-ge-za!do-ge-za!
>>545590253Not enough. Post yourself doing naked dogeza as an apology.
This kinda true for zzz too. Where is our 2nd Janeseth? Why are we not getting more Janeseth moment??? It's been over a year since they appeared together on screen.
>>545584509>he prefarmR E T A R D
>>545590161>4chan>accounts
>>545590253Roll shifus dumbass dog with your credit card
>>545590350>>545590357im sorryif i was a hot cute boy i wouldve do a real onehere this instead
>>545590445Zzz has plenty of ships though? Lycahugo? BurincePulchra? ZhuyuanMiyabi? AliceYuzu? There are plenty
>>545590221
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/5857601/17624876884720.jpg
In the neon-drenched streets of New Eridu, where Hollows lurk like uninvited houseguests and Ethereals skitter about like particularly rude cockroaches, Corin Wickes stands as a beacon of reluctant perfection. As the youngest member of Victoria Housekeeping Co., she’s the maid who dusts with deadly precision, her chainsaw buzzing like a swarm of apologetic bees. Timid? Absolutely. Adorable? Undeniably. But beneath that frilly apron and perpetual blush lies a grudge so sharp it could slice through a Bangboo faster than Ellen’s shark tail through butter: Corin hates Redditors.It wasn’t always this way. Back when Corin first wandered into the digital underbelly of New Eridu’s proxy networks—those glitchy backchannels where agents swap Hollow raid tips and cat memes—Reddit seemed harmless enough. A vast, upvote-driven archive of human folly, like a never-ending stack of unwashed dishes in the Victoria Housekeeping break room. She’d lurk there anonymously, her username a humble “DustyMaidette87,” scrolling through r/ZZZ_Official for build guides or r/NewEriduMemes for a chuckle amid the chaos. “Maybe,” she’d whisper to her reflection in a freshly Windexed mirror, “these people aren’t so bad. They even upvoted my post about the best way to Ethereal-proof a teacup!”
>>545590445I find it hard to believe you guys care about fan works or content outside of porn. There are plenty of ships, most of them are just gay.
it's november. stop goonposting.
>>545590445The quality of the general nosedived during that Jane/Seth patch. I really dont feel like dealing with that again
>>545590582>name only pagshipsaight you think i play a game where girls shows feet ass tits physics to SHIP GAYSim a straight man zzz is supposed to cater to me
But oh, how innocence crumbles like a poorly balanced Jenga tower in a Hollow rift. It started small: a snide comment on her chainsaw’s “underwhelming” animation in a combat thread. “Cute, but mid-tier DPS,” some keyboard warrior sneered, their flair reading “Ethereal Enthusiast | Anti-Meta Crusader.” Corin, ever the perfectionist, fired back with a polite rebuttal—complete with timestamps from her latest Shiyu Defense run proving her girl’s viability. The response? A downvote brigade that buried her post deeper than Von Lycaon’s patience for lazy clients. “They’re like bugs,” she muttered to Rina one evening, chainsaw humming idly in her lap. “Squirming out of the cracks, multiplying, and leaving trails of… of filth everywhere.”From there, the infestation spread. Corin delved deeper into the subreddit ecosystem, hoping to reclaim her faith in humanity’s online underbelly. r/CorinMainsZZZ promised sanctuary—a haven for fellow Wickes worshippers sharing fanart and theorycrafts. But even there, the Redditor rot crept in: endless debates over whether her S-Rank upgrade was “pay-to-win bait” or “a cry for help from miHoYo’s balance team.” One particularly venomous thread accused her of being “the waifu tax for pulling Ellen,” complete with memes photoshopping Corin’s face onto a sad puppy dodging rain. Corin, who once cried over stepping on a stray Bangboo, slammed her tablet down so hard it cracked the screen. “They don’t see me,” she sobbed to the empty air, her voice a fragile tremor. “They see a punchline. A… a Reddit joke.”
>>545590667The point is to fight the temptation though
mibibi
>>545590667nonstop nword november
NANI?
And jokes? Corin loathes jokes that punch down. In her world, humor should sparkle like the polish on a just-vacuumed floor—light, clean, and leaving no residue. Redditors, in her eyes, wield wit like a blunt hammer: crude, chaotic, and always aimed at the underdog. They’ve memed her as “Chainsaw Cinderella,” a bumbling maid who trips over her own chains while the cool kids (Ellen, Zhu Yuan) steal the spotlight. They’ve dissected her trust events like autopsy reports, mocking her stutter as “cringe ASMR” and her bug phobia as “plot armor for comic relief.” Worst of all, they’ve spawned entire threads theorizing she’s “secretly a Hollow in disguise,” because apparently a girl can’t be shy without being sinister.Picture it: Late nights in the Victoria dorms, Corin huddled under her covers, proxy disc glowing faintly as she doomscrolls. A fresh post in r/ZZZLeaks drops—“Corin Buff Incoming? Or Just More Maid Service?”—and the comments erupt like a swarm of Decibels: “Lol, buff her personality first,” “She’s the Lycaon discount bin,” “Why pull when you can simp for AI waifus?” Each upvote stings like a needle from her sewing kit, each reply a fresh layer of dust she can’t quite sweep away. Von Lycaon notices her fraying edges during morning briefings, her usual deference replaced by a quiet, seething glare at nothing in particular. “Corin, dear,” he’d rumble, ever the gentleman, “is something amiss with the linens?” She’d force a smile, chainsaw twitching at her side. “N-No, Master Lycaon. Just… thinking about pests.”
>>545590667Absolutely not
>>545590706Worse than now? Look at previous thread Half of them are jeets and their machine predictions using AI.
Wisewimps can’t catch a break
>>545590715>paki calling others pag
>>545586261I hope they are classic attacker stunner support. Ether, ether, I dunno phys support?Also they have TV mode quests and are on Sixth Street and we get to hang out with the Hares and the game is good again
Her hatred manifests in subtle, maid-ly sabotage. Oh, sure, she’ll never admit it outright—Corin’s too polite for outright villainy—but woe to the Redditor who crosses her path in New Eridu’s arcades. A proxy gig gone wrong? Suddenly, their Hollow map is riddled with “accidental” dead ends, forcing reruns that burn through their precious Polychromes. A casual encounter at Sixth Street’s noodle stand? Their bowl arrives with an extra helping of chili flakes, “on the house,” courtesy of a certain pink-haired server with a grudge. And in the rare event a Redditor joins Victoria Housekeeping’s client list? Their mansion emerges spotless, yes—but with every mirror etched in faint, unreadable script: Upvotes don’t clean spills.Deep down, Corin’s disdain isn’t just personal; it’s philosophical. Redditors, to her, embody the ultimate uncleanliness: a digital Hollow where ideas fester, echo chambers amplify the worst echoes, and karma means nothing if you’re not loud enough to drown out the rest. In a city built on proxies and pretense, where everyone hides behind avatars, she craves authenticity—the quiet satisfaction of a job well done, not the roar of faceless applause. “I’d rather face a thousand Ethereals,” she confides to her diary one stormy night, “than one more thread calling me ‘useless cute.’ At least bugs die when you swing hard enough.”So next time you boot up Zenless Zone Zero and spot Corin in your roster, chainsaw revving with uncharacteristic fury, ask yourself: Is she glaring at the enemy? Or is that the ghost of a downvoted dream in her eyes? Tread carefully, upvoters. The maid’s got a list, and it’s longer than a Sixth Street traffic jam. And on it? Every Redditor who’s ever dared to dust her dreams.
Ellen Roe
>>545590917Yes because you also had salesjeets back then too
He won
Make one about Venus
I like Komano Manato.
>>545591084Your boyfriend?
>>545589812>>545590143>>545590267>>545590596>>545590891Why is my daughterwife presenting her feet at me like that?
>>545591140Me too.
>>545591167You know what she wants
>>545591084Am i supposed to know his name?
you fags lied to meI'm going to sleep
>>545591119In the neon-drenched underbelly of New Eridu, where Hollows swallow the unwary and proxies weave through digital shadows like ghosts in the machine, Venus stands as a beacon of unyielding optimism. As the city’s premier info-broker (well, second to Phaethon, but who’s counting?), she’s the big-sister type who’d hand you a commission slip and a pat on the back before shoving you into the fray. Kind, resourceful, and perpetually wide-eyed with enthusiasm, Venus is the NPC who makes you believe in the grind—even when your last Bangboo upgrade feels like a cosmic joke. But beneath that wholesome facade? A seething, unspoken vendetta against one group: Redditors.It started innocently enough, or so the lore whispers in the back alleys of Sixth Street. Venus, ever the helper, tuned into the Proxy Network’s chatter one fateful night after a particularly grueling Hollow raid. She’d just wrapped up a side quest—ferrying a newbie proxy through their first ether-corrupted mall crawl, dodging Ethereals like they were overdue library fines—when she stumbled upon it: the r/ZenlessZoneZero subreddit. What she found wasn’t camaraderie or clever builds. No, it was a digital coliseum of salt mines, where players wailed about pity systems like betrayed lovers and dissected every trailer frame for “hidden lore” that wasn’t there.
>>545591326He's the average self inserter
>>545590917Yeah the machine prediction spammer is obnoxious
Zhao my beloved, I cant wait to get my hands on you.
is manato supposed to be a cat or a dogor both or something inbetween
“Oh, sweet Denizens,” Venus muttered, her holographic interface flickering with uncharacteristic static. “These… Redditors. They summon me in fanart as their savior, yet they curse the very commissions I craft with love?”You see, Venus hates Redditors not out of malice, but from a profound, protective frustration. In the game’s world, she’s all about empowerment: slipping you insider tips on Bangboo synergies, warning you off shady Shepherd deals, and even taking a gut-punch from a rampaging Ethereal to shield a proxy’s fragile ego. But on Reddit? It’s a parade of despair. “Venus best girl, but why no S-rank yet? Mihoyo hates us!” one post laments, buried under 500 upvotes of echo-chamber agreement. Another thread spirals into “Venus meta analysis: Is she just waifu bait?”—as if her heartfelt apartment-hunting quest was anything less than a masterclass in sibling solidarity.It’s the entitlement that gets her. Venus pours her soul into New Eridu’s info economy, moonlighting at the 141 Convenience Store to fund proxy gigs because, let’s face it, the Hollows don’t pay overtime. She bridges the gap between rookies and the Cunning Hares’ chaos, treating every wide-eyed newcomer like family. Yet Redditors? They treat her like a gacha slot machine. “Pulled Venus skin? Nah, it’s mid—reroll for Ellen.” Or worse: the conspiracy boards. “Venus is secretly a Thiren spy—change my mind.” (Spoiler: She’s not. She’s just trying to afford rent in a city where coffee costs 500 Dennies.)
>>545591440nah he's based>i can say stupid shit to derail the thread and he'll be there to +1 me and double up my baiteven better when the usual fags start spamming posts sucking him off, all from one shitpost
>>545591523his tail reminds me of a german shepard
Her disdain manifests in subtle, in-game jabs, if you squint at the code. Remember that one commission where she “accidentally” routes you through a Reddit-inspired forum sim? The one with NPCs spamming “F in chat” emotes while your combo breaks? That’s her. Or the way her dialogue perks up when you mention offline play: “Away from the feeds? Smart choice, Proxy. Some voices… they drown out the signal.” Fans swear her idle animation—a soft sigh while staring at a glitched data pad—coincides with major subreddit flare-ups, like the Great Pity Timer Debacle of 2025.But Venus’s hate isn’t petty; it’s philosophical. Redditors, in her eyes, embody the Hollows’ worst trait: consumption without creation. They devour updates like Ethereals on a bender, then regurgitate toxicity into the ether. Why build a team when you can brigade a dev tweet? Why grind for Venus’s trust event when you can karma-farm “underrated NPC” memes? She’s the antidote to that void—a reminder that proxies thrive on quiet competence, not viral outrage. In a world where information is currency, Redditors are the counterfeiters, diluting her hard-won intel with hot takes hotter than a malfunctioning W-Engine.If Venus ever got a voice line about it (fingers crossed for 2.0), it’d go something like: “Heard of these ‘upvotes’? Sounds like a Hollow trap. Stick to the streets, Proxy—we’ll outrun the downvotes together.” Until then, she endures, her optimism a shield against the swarm. Love her or not, Venus knows the truth: In New Eridu, survival means ignoring the noise. And nothing’s noisier than a Redditor with a bad pull.
>>545591523He's stated to be a wolf.
Seed killed the hype.
>>545591726I need them both to sandwich me and force me to sniff up their alpha scent
>>545591761Hugo*
think this is the first shuyiu since release im not gonna clear, double miasma bosses with no rupture team is rough
I didn't open zzz to read slop factory fanfics nigga
Feetless zone zero
WHERE IS THE FUCKING DRIP!?
>>545591903swap Yuzuha and Astra you fucking retard
>>545573792
>>545591761When shunguang comes out you will eat your words
Good night /zzz/ros
Venus doubled over, one hand clutching a lamppost, the other fumbling for dignity that was already evaporating. A guttural brrrpt echoed off the brick walls—louder than a Bangboo’s error beep—and then, the deluge. Not a tidy toilet tango this time, but an explosive betrayal, her cargo pants no match for the biohazard breach. It cascaded in a hot, sloppy torrent, splattering downward like a malfunctioning sprinkler system, and—by the cruel geometry of alley physics—landed square on Jax’s upturned face.Time froze. Jax stood there, frozen in wide-eyed awe, a mask of steaming brown sludge dripping from his chin, chunks of undigested baozi flecking his “Phaethon Fan #1” tee. His Fairy drone hovered, lenses whirring in confused documentation mode, capturing the horror in 4K glory. Venus’s latte slipped from her grip, shattering on the ground in a milky echo of her own splashdown.“Oh… oh no. Jax, kid, I— that’s not— ether sauce? Yeah, totally just… sauce from lunch!” Venus stammered, her face flushing redder than a corrupted core. She yanked a wad of commission slips from her pocket—useless, ink-smeared now—and thrust them at him like a peace offering. “Here, take these! Free gigs! Level 15 Hollow runs, no pity required!”
>>545592029Who knows, drip hours are not consistent.
>>545592140gn bwo
>>545592140take one last foot before you head off
>>545591903you're doing something wrong here anon not sure what that something is but something
>>545592056wouldnt make a difference
I think we've checked everything off except scat gore and pizza at this point. Can this possibly get any more awful?
>>545592223>IMGThe seedpag got banned again I see
In the neon-drenched sprawl of New Eridu, where the Inter-Knot buzzed like a hive of digital fireflies and Ethereals lurked in the cracks of reality, Wise ran a quiet little video store called Random Play. It was a front, of course—a Proxy’s haven for renting out tapes that doubled as data drives for hollow raids. But to the outside world, he was just a guy with a sharp eye for old flicks and a sharper tongue for small talk. Tall, silver-haired, with that perpetual half-smile that said he knew more than he let on, Wise had carved out a niche in the chaos. And yeah, he had a girl. Her name was Lena, a sleek operative from the Obol Squad, all curves and confidence wrapped in tactical leather. She crashed into his life during a routine hollow dive—saved his ass from a swarm of Ethereals, then saved it again in the back room of Random Play with a kiss that tasted like gunpowder and adrenaline.They weren’t the fairy-tale type. Lena was fire; Wise was the steady flame that didn’t flicker. She’d come over after shifts, boots kicked off by the door, collapsing onto his worn couch with a beer in hand. “Missed you, Proxy boy,” she’d murmur, pulling him close. Their nights were a tangle of limbs and laughter, the glow of the store’s CRT screens flickering like stars in the dim light. Wise thought it was solid. Hell, he even started dreaming about it—lazy mornings without alarms, her head on his chest, the city outside humming like it gave a damn.
>>545592290Don't beat yourself up like this anon, i'm sure you've got hands to work with
cutenami cutezuha
>>545592290>using the crit support on the crit team and the anomaly support on the anomaly team wouldn't make a differencethis is why people complain about powercreep in this game despite the fact that it's possible to clear everything with A ranks
cutebian cuteshee
you guys are my only friends...
>>545592530Where is your A-Rank clear?
grown men btw :wilted rose:
>>545592530wat, myabi team is an anomaly team yuzuha is the better support
The jstern calcs are IN
Wisecute bottomguy
cutelice cutefield
>>545592583post UID
>>545592632Miyabi is """anomaly"""
In the neon-drenched streets of New Eridu, where the hum of Bangboos and the flicker of holographic ads painted the night in electric blues and pinks, Belle dashed through the back alleys of Sixth Street. Her sneakers—customized with glowing laces that matched the vibrant streaks in her blue hair—pounded against the cracked pavement. It was just another late-night errand for Random Play, her and Wise’s cozy video store haven. But tonight, the air crackled with something more sinister: whispers of a rogue Ethereal slipping through a minor Hollow rift right under their noses.“Belle, wait up!” Wise’s voice crackled through her Bangboo-linked earpiece, laced with that familiar mix of brotherly worry and reluctant amusement. “You’re going to trip over your own enthusiasm one of these days.”She grinned, not breaking stride. “Pfft, as if! These feet of mine are Proxy-grade precision instruments. Watch and learn, bro.” Belle was the spark to Wise’s steady flame—the one who dove headfirst into the chaos of Hollow commissions, her boundless energy turning even the grimmest delves into a thrill ride. At 16 (or so the official story went; their past was a tangled reel of half-erased tapes), she moved like the city’s pulse itself: quick, unpredictable, always one step ahead.
>>545592632Miyabi doesn't scale with anomaly, she just gets stacks for disorders procs but you don't need Yuzuha for that. you should run Astra/Miyabi/Nicole on that side
>>545592513>>545592551>>545592657meta cutenomaly team
>>545591903Do you really not even have Evelyn? she fucks up the fatty
>>545592835I came too much in her shoe
>>545592140Sleep well>>545592583*Smooch*
>>545592792>Astra/Miyabi/NicoleSeconding this red. It's my main mibibi team till this very day
Have they shared Dialyn's kit?I really need another stunner, but I don't know if I should pull for Fufu or Dialyn.
>>545592782Do one about Mewmew
>>545593050Rec**
>>545592792ill try that in a bit>>545592872nope
>>545592872NTA but does she have any worthwhile F2P teams? I wasnt playing when Astra and Lighter were reran so I wasnt able to get them.
Will Seed + Shunguang be meta?
>>545593216Lucy + Nicole should do the job
>>545593059In the bustling digital underbelly of New Eridu, where Hollows lurked in the shadows and agents dashed through proxy battles, there existed a sacred realm beyond the game’s code—a chaotic Discord server called “Hollow Hype Hub.” It was the beating heart of the Zenless Zone Zero community: a wild mix of lore theorists, meme lords, fanart fiends, and that one guy who spammed “EZ CLAP” after every update. And ruling this neon-lit anarchy with an iron paw? Officer Mewmew, the Public Security Department’s most adorably ferocious mascot, moonlighting as the server’s Supreme Mod.It all started innocently enough. Mewmew had been patrolling the streets of Sixth Street, her fluffy tail swishing as she handed out citations to jaywalking Bangboos. But one rainy evening, while slurping a Bangboo-sized milkshake at Waterfall Soup, she stumbled upon the server. “Nya? What’s this?” she mewed, her big eyes widening at the flood of messages: “When’s Ellen’s banner reruns?!” “Wise x Belle shippers rise up!” And worst of all—spam bots hawking “ethereal gear for only 0.01 Ether!”
>>545593261No, she will pair with Dialyn and an unreleased SupportSneed flopped and Sneed rollers lost
>>545593261Damn he's actually gonna keep going
>>545593286many thanks, I nearly have my Nicole finished so I'll work on her and Evelyn next.
You will stop now, or else
>>545593758Not my Bibi
>>545592835im sorry mommys feet were too warm and stuffy and sweaty in her high stuffy heelsyour good boy couldnt help himself >__<
>>545593758Or else what?
One day (You) will also be a footfag
IT'S UP ITS UP MY DICK IS UP
>>545593872You would dare tempt the fate of your fate?
what's a fun general to hide in until the schizos fuck off?
>>545594018Get barefoot and give me a foot job, you slut
Shut the fuck up about your subhuman fetish
>>545594031hsrg. some of them come here during their schizo hours anyway
swapping yuzuha for astra made no difference as expected, gonna try nicole/astra/mibs on right side but I dont really think is gonna happen
>>545594080Faggot
>>545594261>faggot But I asked for Miyabi, how is that gay, fag?
>>545594175Okie dokie. Because you asked so nicely ill post one last one for this thread
>>545594228>no differenceYour anomaly team improved by ALMOST A MINUTE and reached the global average clear time
>>545594228>Shaves off 45 seconds on the fatty side>Increase of 9 on mibi sideReplace the nugget with Nicole and that might do the trick
>>545594379you're saying it to another grown ass man, faggot roleplayer
>>545594538(Me)Damn it's late, i meant to say 11 second increase
leaks doko
>>545581596You lied. Why would you do that ?
Is Yidhari worth pulling? Who do you use her with?
>>545594652Open wide
>>545594807stupid ass dog, the one in failume is so much better
>>545594425dude I obviously know yuzuha is the better support in the alice/burnice team the point is that its a team game and im making a tradeoff of having a weaker team on side 1 to have a stronger team on side 2, and yuzuha is a better mono ice support than astra>>545594538it actually worked, thanks. I really undervalue nicole
>>545594175both look arousing to me
Sasa Lele?
>>545595213Yes...sasa lele
where’s the drip?
>>545595636Right here. You DID get the summer squad, right?
>>545589656yeah im working on upgrading Nicole right now>>545589805thanks yeh im hoarding my polys for someone i like, i dont really care about the endgame grind for DA though
>he builted lucy
>>545596442yes
When is manatos engine getting added to the standard banner? I crafted r5 puzzle, but it seems bad compared to his sig
>>545596442b-but I like Lucy
>>545596442Go back to /gig/
>>545586021Thanks, now it will be easier to resist rolling Yidhari
>>545596498hopefully soon. I only got one copy and its unreasonably good for an A rank ball
im in love with someone from this general but they dont know it..
>>545597395Its me isnt it? Lets get married
>>545597451Is it???
>>545594386Cute feet
big thicc kitty
reminder zzz are hoyo's passion projecthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/vzFcDz1Ru2Yhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/LInokEPT1h8dawei's fave is fufu!
>>545596442Imagine being gay
>>545597670what is it with some shoes looking like they’re bloated and made out of foam? zhu yuan looks really weird because of this too
>>545597559Yup, we're married now. Make me a sandwich
>>545589447what app is that?
>>545597670what is this
>>545594991why is the clear time significantly improved in side 2 even though its a worse team on paper? Is it the high def shilling for rupture making nicole better? Cause theres even an ice weakness
>>545598161BUNyue
Zhao is wind anomaly
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Is there a min/max or optimal way to buying these things if I'm trying to level an agent to 60 and max their skills? Like are the chips more efficient for the fading signal, or the exp tapes, vs using battery charge on them?
>>545599351I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.
>>545599445yeah the minmax way is to not be inpatient and do a week of dailies
>>545599501What... what am I supposed to use my fading signal on then?
>>545599445go with the chips
>>545597937Fine...
I'm out of fucking dennies man why is everything so expensive in new eriduHow can I get more easily
>>545599747You temple reps?Your 500k dennies a day?
>>545599747Z-merits
>>545599747do onlyfans
>>545599820500k free dennies daily wtf where
>>545600102I dunno about that anon, but I usually get liike 250k dennies just doing temple coin exchanges
I was weak and pulled for the foof...took 78 pulls with a guarantee but I have her now
Finally a good eventThis photo mode one is cool
>>545600168HOW?? DEVON SHOP?? HE GIVES LIKE 5000 PER GAJILLION COINS
>>545599549I would say dont go with chips since you get them daily from just opening the store I say, Engine exp
>>545599446Me too, Kid.
>>545600054Wise...that's your sister...
>>545600436Follow the trends and get the best bangboos that multiplies the products value.
why isnt there any jiggle physics on BANGboos?do bangboos work in the red light district?
>>545600704ur pic is literally ellen's attack
>>545601040where is the "banging boos" ritual poster now
>>545601040i'd bang that boo
>>545601040bangboo on the bangbus
>>545601040Bangboo are NOT for sexual purposes
>>545601465its literally in their name
>>545601040>do bangboos work in the red light district?yes
Please dont fuck your bangboo
>>545601927you can't stop me
>>545601927
Orphie is a fat FUCK that needs to lose weight
Could be worse, we could be as cringe, gay, and low effort as Honkai Star Rail.
>>545601165Yes?
>>545602609How are our models so much better than the other two games’? Shart rail isnt even that much older
>>545600258congratulations you have the most powerful stunner in the game who works with half the agents you win!
>>545602941Dawei had a lot of interns/post graduates working for zzz. It's a embryo project where they train them to then work to other projects.
>>545602941actual university graduates who studied abroad and not the last generation of drones with fake university credentials who could only make facebook ad tier garbage
>>545603334Yet we don't have a good writer
>>545602941slop rail players love eating shit.
>>545603456have you seen HSR or Genshin?we're shakespere compared to their slop, shaoji is getting flamed by all sides right now for amphoerus
>>545601657>Dozens of nighttime companion BangboosBangboos with Onahole attachments? ZAMN!
She's fun I don't get how she's considered skippable
>>545604025Metaheads only care about numbers
>>545603467HSR players will keep coming back no matter what and Hoyo knows it.
Bangboos
I'm not rolling for Yidhari. I'm not rolling for the robot guy.I might roll for the dial-in Chinese cutie.I'll spend all my money to c6 Ye.
>>545587236holy based. I haven't seen this UI in ages... although I was kinda hoping she would clog it somehow else if you catch my drift hehe
Anyone else here enjoy slop ?
>>545604265Yidhari skipper here. No I fucking don't. She is by far the worst character design in the entire game because she's incoherent. Nothing about her appearance, kit, personality or backstory fits together at all.
Should I roll for the Yid?
>>545604847If you enjoy slop yeah
>>545604479>C6
>>545604847You liek hammer?
Zhao EtherStun
>>545604847>Are you absolutely In-Love with her gameplay?Yes but you should feel bad about it.>Do you have Miyabi, Ellen, or Hugo?No>Do you have Yi Xuan and plan to pull for Banyue?No>Do you respect yourself or the game at all?NoUnless you literally just started playing and have no other Ice DPS she's not worth it.
>>545605374If she is stun im going to kill myself
>>545605374easy skip if true
>>545605397They should've made her something lots of player are lacking, like a good electric DPS. I guess ice works better for a nautical theme.
>>545604479and what about the yabbit?
>>545604847Bad outfit, weak story tie-in, and her animations are extremely at odds with her personality. Plus she's competing against both Miyabi for Ice and Yixuan for Rupture.Unless you really, really like her gameplay or her character, there's not much point because she's not even particularly strong in testing.
I pulled Yidhari in one multi pull, unsure if I should be happy or upset.
>>545605505There aren't any ether stunners yet and ether has the most bosses weak to it by far. If she's like fufu and has good damage along with daze she'd actually be very valuable. Though I question two stunners in back to back patches. They tend to be quite versatile, and Banyue doesn't really want dual stunners more than any other character so it wouldn't make sense considering the faction as a whole. Plus, you'd then have a weird situation where he has 4 valuable stunners, those being Lighter, Fufu, Dialyn, and Zhao. I just don't see it.
log inlog outzzz nice game
>>545605554If you are lacking a good electric dps after Seed and SAnby, that's on you sir. They even gave out free dude who's electric.
>>545605768As a Haramusa player still. He's barely functional at this point with all the power creep/HP Bloat.
>>545605374Ice attack or ether rupture. There is no other combination for her
>>545605768I started in 2.0 what about me, there has literally not even been an electric dps banner released besides seed and her design is vomit inducing AND you have to roll her partners
>>545605895ice dps ice dps ice dps ice dps
>>545605397I like her gameplay an I feel fine. I've been playing since 1.6 and got no ice dps.
>>545605998yet I got none...
>>545605689I played Yid for hours since she dropped god I love hammers
>>545606248i'm just trying to summon that guy that hates people suggesting zhao could be ice dps
I skipped sneed amaIn face I skipped every obolslop characters
>>545606412Nice dogshit swipe keyboard apple
sssshhhhwife is sleeping
>>545605559anyone have the art of Zhao dressed as Pippa?
>>545606412Youre most of the playerbase. Don't regret it bro. SNEED fucking sucks, Orphie is terrible, and S-Anby was quite literally the worst S-Rank in the game on release + so buggy she was barely functional. Only fixed AFTER her Banner.Just because they are spending a quarter year shilling for their slop characters with extremely targeted DA buffs/bosses doesn't mean they're good characters. You made the right choice. Shungus will likely be much better with Astra and Dialyn regardless.
>>545605907Not like you need anything. I have 0 Rupture DPS and am fine.If you don't like something then that's that. But there have been more than enough options.>>545605890He can't be worse than Zhu if you actually know how to play him... right? I never raised him because S-Anby and now also Seed. Zhu is still more than good enough with Robutt, and he uses her as well.
>>545606412Will Ye play more like Seed or Orphie? I think she will be Orphie because there is only one of her but maybe with more onfield options.
>>545606670>>545606730>>545606821>>545606865Shut up bitch, >>545606617
>>545597974Chance, which as far as I am aware is the only app that isn't broken every other day or abandoned by its developers. A bit too bloated for my tastes, but it comes with a captcha solver and foes the job
>Ye Shunguang>Her beta needs many weeks of testing>This imageYeah, she will be Seed bis
>>545606821He's not Zhu level for sure but even still you really need some heavy perfect investment from your team to accomplish even 2 stars on bosses for him. Outside of the obvious duplicate credit card whaling.I am still running a Haramusa, Rina, Qingyi team. All with weapons, good but not perfect disks, and M3 Rina. He still struggles a lot.
I'm glad the speculation about Shunguang and Zhao will be over in a bit over a day
Making Ye want Obol Squad seems silly. That just gives me another reason to skip her.
Good day.Here's another daily reminder that the Seed schizo you called a retarded nigger was right.>NOOO BUT I CALLED HIM A RETARDED NIGGER FOR MONTHS AND EVERYONE HERE AGREES WITH ME>NOOOO BUT MUH TC SAID SHE WASN'T A MUST PULL HOW COULD MUH TC BE WRONG>NOOO BUT I WROTE A 3000 WORD ESSAY ON REDDIT ABOUT WHY SEED IS BAD AND I GOT SHOWERED IN GOLD AND UPDOOTS HOW COULD I BE WRONG HOW HOW HOWGet fucked.Average time for a rerun is 9 months btw. Get your calendar ready. Enjoy suffering your VH brick meanwhile.
>>545607368I don't plan on pulling Ye Fivefanarts
>>545606947screw your rat.
>>545605768SAnby was dogshit until recently and is now only average, and Seed was fundamentally unappealing to me.
>>545607368>He thinks SNEED will be mandatory when Astra exists and Dialyn will powecreep the Stunner class for her.Nigger it's not gunna happen.
>>545607457>Skipping VHEnjoy your bricked account nerd.>Aieeee 6 stars is enough!!!Yeah, das right. But no one here is going to respect any clown who can barely scrape together the bare minimum.Sit down and shut up, 6 star cuck
>>545607557How much is Hoyo paying you?
>>545607557>Enjoy your bricked account nerd.They spent the last 8 months making every boss counter Miyabi. They will do the same thing to Ye Fivefanarts.I don't give a shit. I'd rather have S Rank Billy.
>>545607557fuck off i take my 6 stars im not gonna roll for sneed fuck 1/2 attacker bufffuck off
>>545607497>Astra>Provides 0 (read : zero) personal dps of her own, just a useless buff botVs>Seed>Provides astra level buffs while shitting out gigadamage on her ownTeam damage is a thing, retard.>He's starting to realize he just bricked his accountOh no no no9 months btwEnjoy.
>>545607497>AstraYou need like 5 teams
obol won, doomjeets lost
Normally most pandering lines from agents feel awkward to me as a Belle player because they seem very obviously made with Wise in mind but Yidhari with Belle pair really well
>>545607493That's just your opinion.I also can't be arsed to get Shifu because I dislike her mary sue treatment as well as the massive shill (still got a maxed tiger), but that's just me. Not ignoring the character exists.And I'd not call SAnby dogshit before buffs. She was still capable of doing everything easily. She.. did play like shit, and I'd argue this is still not fully fixed. But a big part of that is that Trigger means you see absolutely nothing of the boss. Trigger is unironically super hard mode int his game, unless the enemy is BIG.
>>545607368What will you do this weekend if it turns out she's an on-fielder who doesn't want Seed?
Funny part is that I'm not even a Seedfag, just a metafag who got gigapissed at the shitters here calling me a retard for rolling both Sanby and Seed.Last laugh, niggers. I love reading your cope aieee muh astra aieee I'm skipping anyway aiieeeI warned you.I WILL get the last laugh.
obolflop on meltdown
>Attack agent doesn't want the best Attacker complimentary agentGood luck
>>545607875I don't care about meta. I have built Evelyn and Soldier 11. I'm still pulling Banyue because he's cool.
>>545607796>What if she doesn't want seedThen she wants Orphie, which I also have. And my Seed can run with Sanby + trigger to keep pushing a gigameta teamSo I win anywayGet fucked.
Heads up! An hour and a half before drip marketing.
>MY SCHIZO FUTURE PREDICTION IS GUNNA BE MORE ACCURATE THEN YOUR FUTURE PREDICTION!Buncha rampling schizo goobledegook. Will SEED/Orphie be good for Ye? Maybe? Probably. Will other Agents likely be good for her too? Yea probably. Astra and Dialyn seem like good candidates. Hell even Caesar if you have her.However you faggots thinking you somehow saw half a year into the future, for a character not even officially teased yet, and KNEW that your shit character that flopped would be BiS is literally just Schizo nonsense.
>>545607181That isn't aftershock it's tag assist.
>>545607796Why would an on-fielder not want Sneed?
>>545607981@cock is he lying
>>545573250>7 hour threadHoly fucking grimerino, sneed fucking flopped and killed the game
>>545608001>There's no way you knew in advance aieeeeeI did though. I called it on Seed banner even. As to why you would want to roll on Seed even as a Sanby ownerAnd you called me a retarded nigger because you're a dumb frogposter who can't come up with anything original to save his life.it's all in the archive bro.Chat bring the receiptsGet fucked.>NINE>MONTHSENJOY YOUR VH BRICK LMAO
wow yidhari sold surprisingly well
>Fighting over an imaginary kitCan you guys at least wait for the leaks
>>545608040>Tag AssistYe Flopped, Slopped, and DROPPED.
>>545607796“Obolchads win no matter the outcome (Seed/Orphie). AntiObols lose no matter the outcome, because basically what they’re doing now is running away from the reality that Ye Shunguang is an attacker class.
>>545607981You better not be lying.
>>545608332The only person who won is the TRUE Obolgawd who rolled for both Seed and Sanby along with the rest of the Obols though.The second Seed or Orphie is drafted to wheelchair another comp, the Obol side is stuck on 2 members unless Sanby is there to fill the final 3rd spot.This is why the devs made Seed/Sanby comp a thing btw.
How do I play my wife? ZZZ youtube guides are overly complicated and long.
I hope that when Ye drops her BiS team is something weird like Dialyn/Phulcra and the SEED fanatic unironicly kills himself by laying down in front of a Segway.
>Astra Astra Astra Astra Astra Astra Astra Astra Astra Astra Astra Astra Astra AstraYou can only have one Astra and you need many teams, you idiot.
>>545608175Why are you consulting your cock
ZZZ23MEMORIESCode; can someone tell me the name of this song?https://www.tiktok.com/@zansanzen/video/7569591445670104340?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
>he's starting to realize he got it wrong all along>the schizo even warned him to not victory lap too soon>stupid nigger didn't take my warning seriouslyhow does that clown makeup feel my boy? got your squeaky honk shoes yet?
>>545608486You can play Seed with Sanby and Orphie, the ones who have a REAL chance of committing suicide are the antiSeed if Seed is Ye bis
>>545608536>He hasn't tuned his cock to detect drip marketing.
>>545608558I look like this btw.
>>545607917attacker want stunner and bufferin ye's case its astra and dialyn
You rolled for Spook Shack, right guys?
>>545608778More like Flop Shack. Only Manato is worth getting.
>>545608446I just spin and parry.
>>545608734Astra is already on another team, by the way.
>>545608446>charge>if the enemy attacks while you're charging - dodge to cancel into parry>if they don't - let the spin go>parry with the special if they're attack while you're spinning>if they don't attack - repeat the above steps until they do>if you have enough energy after the parry - follow-up with the souped up EX Special (it works both if you press special or basic attack after the parry, but better get used to doing it with basic)>after the EX Special chain into the spin finisher smash>if you don't have enough energy when you parry - you will chain directly into the spin finisherThat's the basics of it. The spin finisher can be chained into the BA combo finisher too. Which restores 10% HP. Which, after the last nights lab session, I think might not be a bad idea to insert into your rotation. Since Yidhari is unique in the way she gains Decibels. She has reduced decibel gain from her attacks, and mostly gains them from losing HP. And restoring HP means you have more HP to burn, meaning more Decibels.She does more damage below 50% HP, but that buff remains for 5 seconds after you heal above 50%, so there's no downside to healing, since you can easily burn HP back down to below half in a blink of an eye.Another peculiarity of her kit - she can't activate her Ultimate normally. Instead, when she has 3k Decibels, her heavy hits will consume all Decibels and give her the Ether Veil buff, increasing her max HP (and thus Sheer Damage output) and faster charge for 30 seconds. And in that 30 second window her Ultimate becomes available to use "for free".
>>545608734seed feeds energy, buffs, and does massive personal damage.astra fell off and by design, they regret making astra and said so in their dev blogs several times.astra will never be meta again for anybody who doesn't want chains like eve.
>>545608884>>545608943I will practice. She's like Evelyn 2.0 for me.
>>545608935My Astra is benched outside of threshold simulation though. And the only team that needs to be good in that mode is the last one, the rest can cope with whatever
>>545608935>other teamrupture got luciaanomalies got yuzuhaattacker got astraits simple
>>545609006Nah, her kit is actually quite simple in comparison to a mess like Evelyn's.Although there was no fucking reason to make Surging Cold and Crushing Pursuit separate attacks with different name. It's the same fucking thing, the parry, except the latter is what it's called when used on a stunned enemy to proc the big smash EX Special, since a stunned enemy can't attack.
Countdown until Bnuuy fags die from copium?
>>545608846Yuzuha yeah. Not sure how your autocorrect did that.
>>545609258attackers want orphie or seed depending if aftershock or not, and you still need a stunner so no place for astra
>Seed/Orphie is bis for the new VH>NU UH ASTRA IS FINE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPWe've reached a new depth of copium it seems.
>>545609307yeah because ye is aftershockkek cope harder obolflop
Why not just use two attackers WITH Astra?Honestly, I can't say I like the new double attacker meta any better or worse than the single on-fielder hypercarry with buffers. They're both kinda soulless.
>>545609365There is exactly as much evidence for Astra being BiS as there is for the other two: none. Just wait till Sunday man, there's no point talking about this now
>>545609504cause attackers benefit the most from stun windows
Tick tock
>>545609582Kissable mouth.
>>545609552Anyone benefits from the stun windows the same. It's just an extra damage multiplier. It's just the matter of balance, if you want to have an on-field stunner that would do less damage, but enable DPS burst, or constantly having a high DPS Attacker(s) on the field, but with fewer stun windows as a trade-off.I don't crunch the numbers, obviously, so I'm sure some sweaty asian teenager will crawl out at some point to say that AKCHUALLY one approach is objectively better.
>>545608556Unfortunately I already had redeemed that code. Get Shazam bro, it was easyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2vTrHc-OGkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1UZBxPzKE
>>545609524>I laugh at you now>I laugh at you on sundayWhat's the differenceWhen sunday rolls around you're still a coping retard I wonEnjoy your bricked vh>Astra Yao with 0 personal damage and 0 daze application on parryLol
>>545609759>Anyone benefits from the stun windows the samenot really some characters get buffs based on enemies being stunned like zhu
>>545609759this, yi xuan, ju fufu and lucia is the perfect example for this, thats why i wont bother to that faggot that keep sperging about sneed massive damage, fags if your attacker suck maybe
>>545609582wife come home
>>545610016Oh yeah, true, S11 also has innate damage bonus against stunned enemies.
>>545609759I'd go so far that CERTAIN anomaly actually benefit the most. By certain I mean basically Alice. Assault + Assault disorder is a LOT of burst, more than any Attacker can ever hope to do. And the best about Alice's max lvl charge attack is, you can just swap to another char and do their thing.Obviously you won't usually run a stunner in her lineup, and if you do there's nobody very much benefiting from the window of attack. Yuzuha doesn't do much on field, neither does Caesar. Dialyn probably won't do a lot either. Not having a phys char during Alice's charge attack doesn't work that well, because "non active chars can't cause anomaly", so you better at least have someone like Vivian who can pop her own anomaly, and when swapping to Yuzu or back to Alice you pop the maxed out assault bar. And Vivian is obviously no stunner.I will try Dialyn though, unless the extra ults also get moved to the additional ability, like her entire fucking kit already was.
>>545610016I love how they just forgot about Zhu Yuan's archetype. It's not even weird - on field stunner to set up gigabuffed stun windows where you dump all your damage - arguably the easiest for the average player to wrap their head around
>>545610181>Not having a phys char during Alice's charge attack doesn't work that well, because "non active chars can't cause anomaly"wym? Have I been griefing myself by swapping off alice during her CA animation?
It would suck If I have to get Vivian's skin If I want Dialyn.
>>545610291Have you never noticed how when you swap off characters they never proc their respective Anomaly, even when the bar is completely full?
>>545610279I think they realized the gameplay in those teams is 90% playing your stunner and the DPS should be the cool main character
I haven't regretted skipping anyone in zzz
>>545610383based pulleveryoneGOD
>>545610340not really no, but I only really started swapping recently anyways I used to watch the whole myabi and alice CA, only started swapping after watching some vids on how to play mono ice but I guess it was a grief
Bros???
>>545608943What's neat about her is how long you can store the ult to use it at key moments, so basically she never has any reason to do the basic attack string right?
>>545610401I've pulled for about 30% of the characters, and I have access to about half of them. Is that still based ?
>>545610354Hey nothing wrong with Qingyi being the cool main character
>>545610291WTF YOU ARE LYING RIGHT??? Don't tell me I've been playing the game wrong the whole time...
>>545610469>same shit that i currently haveFUCK THIS STUPID GAME I FUCKING HATE IT
>>545610487>What's neat about her is how long you can store the ult to use it at key momentsWell, normally other agents can hold onto their ults indefinitely. Yidhari is unique in the way that she HAS to use hers in the 30 second window.>basically she never has any reason to do the basic attack string right?Pretty much.
>>545610469go on anon
>>545610291Does this also applies to Bibian and her ablooms? Is there any exception to this rule in the game?
>>545610568idk dude ask the other guy, I'm as confused as you. Why would they make long ass aura farming animations if they were not meant to be skipped
Based gooner.
>>545610435Some characters only apply buffs on QA trigger too, so swapping prematurely will waste them.
>>545610681this one is more intuitive like if theres no QA prompt then just dont swap
>>545610656I think Aftershocks are except from that rule. It's for attacks that you initiate by the on-field agent, then swap to a different one.
>>545610668Yeah, you can see how much dismay he causes with his slander. I meant to reply to him. Really even CCs say in their guides which animations can be swap canceled
>>545610673>parry squad>completely dysfunctional, since only one can actively parry at a time
>>545610745If you're using Astra, she will be constantly proccing QA, as long as you're hitting an enemy. And if, like me, you're using her with, for example, Pan and Yixuan, then if you swap immediately after pressing Pan's EX, Yixuan won't get the Sheer buff. You'll have to wait for Pan's attack to make contact with the enemy. Which can potentially mean you'll miss the timing on Astra's "perfect" swap. Although I forgot what the hell it does. I think she like fires an Ether projectile at the enemy or something. Her buff still activates, I believe.
>>545610568Disable the damage number visual diarrhea and only watch for the Anomaly procs like Frozen, Assault, etc.
>>545610673Must be blissful not caring for meta at all...
I turn off dmg numbers cause its harder to appreciate the animations, especially on enemies. Though I usually do like having dmg numbers on in games, their positioning in zzz is a bit awkward.
>>545610673SOVL
>>545611336It is.
>>545611336nta but i can confirm it feels incredible
>>545611339zzz has very frequent damage applications so you get spammed hard if you leave them on
Seed ruined my foot fetish toes now MUST be as plump and meaty as the rest of the foot
>Yixuan's bird has a weird eyeball on its backwtf how am I just noticing
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