Masque Edition>Total War: Warhammer IIITides of Torment arrives on 4th December - https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/85-total-war-warhammer-iii-tides-of-torment-arrives-on-4th-decemberTides of Torment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8 TWW3 - What's Next: Fixes, Tides of Torment and More: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/80Hotfix 6.3.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79-total-war-warhammer-iii-an-update-on-unit-recruitment-issuesPatch Notes 6.3: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/78-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-3Patch 6.3 Dev Blog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/77>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Officialprevious thread: >>545516280
is there a single hot daemonette in this setting
>>545590021all of them
>>545590021only if you're sexually attracted to crabs
Saw a couple anona talking about Garmantia in the last thread. How do they play? I see they get some roman deserter units, that sounds kind of cool. Leader is black though, that's a bummer.
>>545590021DEMONnette not CUTYnette, ok ?
why does slaanesh have no loli units? i thought it was all about dark desires
>>545592473I think every God SHOULD have midget demons, but I'd go with tiny shortstacks for Slaanesh before thatAnd adorable little angry imps for Khorne
Dechala - not a spellcasterAislinn - not a spellcasterMasque - not a spellcasterSayl - spellcasterI know who I'm playing on December 4th
>>545590021No they all look like men
>>545592808khorne imps are tiny armoured warriors
Are tomb kings nice lorewise
>>545594847not really
>>545594949but they fight grom in the immortal empires trailer
>>545594847theyre people, thats all that can be said
>>545592473Actually.
>>545590021Because what we're seeing is their true form. In-universe the soldiers see what they are attracted to most.
How do I use Feral Spiders?
>>545596092The medium of video games also cannot convey things like alluring musk, which is consistently something brought up in the fluff.
I'LL HAVE THIS WORLD!
Ewch chi, Sais
Can someone list the 40 units, I know CA are including all weapon variants and RoR but I don't see 40
>>5455978621)Sea Lord Aislinn2) Sea Helm3)Caradryan4)Mist Mage5)Ship’s Company6)Sea Elemental,7)Oceanids8)Merwyrm9) Lothern Skycutter (Bows), 10) Lothern Skycutter (Bolt Thrower)11 / 12 / 13) 3x new Regiments of Renown14) Dechala15)Chaos Sorcerer Lord of Slaanesh16) Strykarr of the Sortsvinaer17)Druchii Anointed18)Exalted Hero of Slaanesh19)Pleasureseekers20)Devotees of Slaanesh21)Devotees of Slaanesh (Crossbows)22)Champions of Slaanesh23)Slaangors24)Preyton25 / 26 / 27) 3x Regiments of Renown28) Sayl the Faithless29)Lord: Great Shaman Sorcerer30) Beorg Bearstruck31)Fimir Noble32)Marauder Bearmen (Axe 33)& Shield, Great Weapons)34)Kurgan Horsemen (Dual Weapons 35)&Great Weapons)36)Curs’d Ettin, 37)Curs’d Ettin (Runecaller), 38)Chimera, 39)Dread Maw40 / 41 / 42 / 43) 4x Regiments of Renown44) MasqueI guess they don't count the 4 LL as "units" ? (Masque isn't even part of the DLC technically)
>>545597862toad dragon (blue)ithilmar chariot (flying)eagle claw bolt thrower (flying)k'daai fireborn (water)k'daai fireborn (sem) (water)necropolis knights (purple)darkshards (purple)gor herd (purple)feral manticore (antlers)marauder horsemen (dual weapons)norscan giant (purple) (two heads)feral manticore (three heads)ancient salamander (no limbs)
playing with matches
playing with fire
playing with gasoline
The wait is unbearable now that I have bear witness to the bear greatness of this bear bear man
>>545599921>>545600065>>545600196Why tho?
>>545603890BEAR WITNESS.
>Ha! I see the elgi wizards are actually trying to bring big puddles of water to fight for them in battle!>Go fetch my az. We'll be done with these wazzoks before the evening meal.
How is the HE rework?
>>545605194a return to (bad) form
>>545605308holy fuark, I love archers so much bros
I wonder if this new DLC will give Lothern Sea Guard a reason to exist again.
>hey chatgpt, what is rusty pack file manager, i only have pack file manageri really hate being stupid
>>545605672>Sea Patrol DLC>no super Sea Guard>no bonus to Lothern Sea Guard
>>545590913severe skill issue
>>545605672They are amazing in Eltharion's army. And pretty solid when you fight other ranged units.
>>545605672From the Halls of MazdamundiTo the shores of Araby;We fight our country's battlesIn the air, on land, and sea;First to fight for right and freedomAnd to keep our honor untarred;We are proud to claim the titleOf Lothern Sea Guard.Our flag's unfurled to every breezeFrom dawn to evening's glow;We have fought in ev'ry clime and placeWhere we could take a bow;In the snow of far-off Northern landsAnd in sunny tropics far;You will find us always on the jobThe Lothern Sea Guard.Here's health to you and to our CorpsWhich we are proud to serve;In many a strife we've fought for lifeAnd never lost our nerve;If the humans and the dwarvesEver look on Heaven's yards;They will find the streets are guardedBy Lothern Sea Guards.
>check out eu5 cause legend>check out the music>run into this bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3wmOBtiHkMwhy can't total war have such bangers?
>>545605672LSGs are perfect backline flank guards already>Silver shields so ranged cav cant harass them >Charge defence + AL so cav cant charge them or trade with them effectively>Ranged so they force cav to either eat arrows while closing in / backing up >Great anti-flier backline support: small fliers usually have so shitty stats that LSG beat them easily (unlike your archers) and anything large gets the spearThey are pretty much perfect in their role considering their price point
>>545608741lothren cuckguards are just druchii fuck meat, failed race can’t even breed
>>545609642Morathi, go to bed. You're drunk again.
>gors(slaanesh)>shades(slaanesh)>wyvern(slaanesh)>sepulcher knights(slaanesh)epic DLC CA
>>545589591Caradryan stats?
>>545608741man elves are so fucking lame.
>>545612198Big beefy anti large, large phys res/ward save. Armour around the 100, unbreakable, around 60 melee atk/def, excluding martial mastery. Elf health (Between 4 and 5k) 500 ish damage, big chunk of it AP, causes fear, expert charge defence, charge reflection. Some additional Asuryan themed unique buff or active.
Where is norscan armories for The Empire? Even Druchii have it now.
>>545594847They were a slave based empire similar to the druchii.
>>545614457vgh.. just like the romans
>>545614564Roman rulers didn't bury themselves with their servants.
YO WHERE THE ARMORY FOR THE EMPIRE?????? IM SICK OF 40K REDDIT RESKINS.
>>545595928Walking Book (Causes Fear)
>>545609308we have muted drum and flutes since Empire. AND YOU WILL LOVE IT.
Why does TW3 have such a shitty soundtrack compared to TW2?
>>545618708https://youtu.be/9cQHRUobKYY?list=RD9cQHRUobKYYbet you feel dumb
Elf genocide best day of my life
>>545620690Fake elves.
>>545614457Not really like the druchii. Druchii are more like sparta, a fully militaristic society where all "civil" life exist to serve the military class, who have a specific ideological goal.Tomb Kings were more like an actual historic bronze-age empire. Despotic and theocratic, but still an actual proper civilization. Just because they kept slaves dosent make them the same.
>>545620690The Fey's gonna be pissed
>>545621001They didn't JUST keep slaves they practiced human sacrifices. What do you think those canoptic jars contain? Human souls for sacrifices.
>>545609308damn, that slaps
>check out hairloss prevention treatment because legend>check out the meds>get depression
Darkshards (Unshielded (Melee Expert (Slaanesh)))
>>545620690Hell yeah
Did they actually fix the AI this time?
>>545622103
>>545594847Settra canonically gives the best hugs of anyone in the setting.
40k is at your door, what will you do?
>>545621950HOW
>>545622253Welcome it with open arms.
>>545622253Multiple simultaneous defensive deep strikes
>>545622383The AI is really stupid
>>545622253We will crush their… Metal boxes…
>>545622253*Engaging battlesuit weapon systems*
>>545622574Did you rush the archers or did the AI actually throw them in melee
>>545622816They rush in by themselves
Is there any chance of 40k Total War having better voice acting than Dawn of War 1?
I should do an order campaign after my chorf one. But also maybe a shorter campaign because this one dragged on too long.Should I do Cathay or Elsepth? Or both (changeling)
>>545622969On the margins, there'll be some standouts. On the whole? Gonna be hard to top. DoW 2 Kyros speech? Dear lord
>>545622969Hm, I dunno. At best it could be on par. I liked DoW2 more, but that's because sound system there is better. I think they might even get some guys from DoW, I feel like they will.
Dogs of War status:
>>545624032Fed
>>545624032Let slip
>Phoenix King Caledor II>The Frightened of Loud NoisesWow, he's just like me.
I wonder if N'Kari will get anything new.
>>545622253Legend burned total war franice :)
>>545625114Probably not. TW3 lords all have their own mechanics.
Monogods are the most fun factionsyou CANNOT dissagree
More news!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFi_ZAH7zdk
>>545625605Valkia is more fun than any Khorne lordTzeentch is more fun than any Tzeentch lord
>>545625605They should be there were supposed to be the original draw of TW3 not Cathay or Kislev.
>>545625605they're kinda dull
>>545625817>PharaohKINO SOVL
Tzeentch and Nurgle still have more content to receive.
>>545626446Like what?
>>545626446Nurgle won so hard with Tamurkhan it's would be too hard to top that.
>>545626496Nurgle has some extra end times stuff and Tzeentch(Monogod faction) is missing his Mortal Lord representation.
I AM HIMI AMTHE PIRATE KINGAND YOUYOUARE A PROBLEM
>>545626767December 4th. Put it in your diary and pray for Karl Franz.
>>545626896Don't forget Slaanesh still needs Slaangors with javelins
>>545627001If ET is coming Karl isn't walking away from that.
>>545627064I think GW didn't allowed them to give them Javelins, same situation with Ironsides who where supposed to get repeaters.
>>545627469Please learn English.
>>545627613okay
Dark Elf LL vs Neferata + Engrimm as FLCThis is what WH3 needs. A return to better times.
THE PIRATE KING IS NO PAWNI WILL END YOU
>>545627647Drukeks are NEVER getting ANYTHING ever again.
>greater daemon, lesser daemon, ascended mortal>skarbrand, skulltaker, arbaal>kugath, epidemius, tamurkhan>nkari, masque, dechala>kairos, changeling, saylAre they finally done with chaos? No one likes these boring trash factions and focusing on them was the reason twwh3 failed at launch.
>>545627750Sayl isn't the Tzeentch mortal.
>>545625539Worth it to get rid of the pompous arsehole. Can't wait to slag him off when he comes crawling back for the next game.
>>545622574>>545622840dudes really play like this and are entertained
>>545627748ToT is literally free DE units.
>free
>>545628386Don't tell me you're a paypig
The logo for Aislinn's faction looks cool.
Fun fact: The Dark Elves truly are getting one more DLC
fun fact:all elf players are redditors
Most powerful Legendary Lords in battle:Be'lakorImrikTamurkhanMannfredMalekith
>>545629023Dechala's makes me think of intestines.
>>545629289>MannfredStill? There are so many wizards with monstrous mounts these days.
>>545622253Take your meds Saar
>>545629347:D
>>545628013I'm a simple man
>>545629454Mannfred is one of the few who can have unlimited magic.
My claim: Skrag the Slaughterer is a 9.5/10 Legendary Lord in battleYour response:
>>545629939who?
>>545629939my response is that a numerical ranking system is arbitrary for a game like total war where context matters, and vague general statements about their strength are more accurate
>>545629817>unlimited magic.
is it ok to retract my negative review yet...
>>545630481No we are still waiting on Legend's orders.
>>545630863Sir Yes Sir, Sir!!!
>>545630863who?
>>545629939>Skrag the SlaughtererHe got fat. Big man needs to watch his calorie intake.
Turn 36 for a full clear on the woods feels pretty good. Hopefully Clan Angrund can finish of Durthu
>>545631381congrats on your victory
That should do the trick>>545631478Cheers big ears
>>545631354That face looks very Norf F.C. >luv foightin'>luv eatin'>luv lootin'>'ate bein' 'ungry>'ate fookin' civilisation>fookin' 'ate Chorfs, not racis' jus' dun loike 'em>simple as
>>545631381>peasant economyHate it so muchBretonnia should be able to churn out shitstack of peasants.
>>545631958I just double it with mods and forget it exists. Such a stupid fucking mechanic, the only faction who cant spam their own chaff.
>get 2 unique items>savescum fuse for any rare item>campaign over at turn 5wh3 is an abomination
>>545630481wait for Neferata
>>545633007How do anons hang on to their meme picks for years?
>>545631958I'd rather have the peasant economy than deal with supply lines
>>545633145Again, another feature I just turn off with mods.
There is a healing capThere is no barrier capPlay Vilitch
>>545633285no cap fr fr
white people play chorfsbrown people play elves
>>545633007>slaanesh with zombies as your base unitYawn.
>>545591538Garamantia was an FLC faction so they're a little lackluster. They mostly just have the generic desert faction base roster with some unique camel and amazigh units.Their uniqueness comes from where they start in the campaign. You're deep in the Sahara Desert and the attrition prevents most other factions from crossing it to bother you, but you're immune to desert attrition. Between the weak minors that share the Sahara with you, and the Arabian Desert further west, you can basically spend your whole campaign swallowing all the territory only you thrive in.IMO the Tanukhids basically do the same thing but with a more interesting campaign and a better and more varied roster, but they're a DLC faction so if you only have the base game the Garamantians are fine.
>>545632064>Such a stupid fucking mechanic, the only faction who cant spam their own chaff.Yeah it's bullshit.I hardly ever bother to recruit units like mounted yeoman units because if there's a limited slot for peasants I'd prefer using spearmen and peasant bowmen. Even if just the peasant economy shit was done away with it would open up for more flexibilty in playstyles for Bretonnia.
>giveaway for the ToT trailer musicWasn't that just the Twisted and Twilight music?
>>545634303Here is Owlkek's new trailer music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PqNeoff3NI
>>545634563I only care about RT.
>>545633285>C*thay campaignNo thanks
>>545634563CRPGs are supposed to have bad music.
>>545635732They do don't worryhttps://youtu.be/uITaghKWMMM?list=RDuITaghKWMMM
>>545589591>Erebor>not bumrushing Dalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG7tk3tws14>Isengard>denial of military access means warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1blMCPyZR8>Gondor>ally has declined your requesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2ZpATcWOc>Mordor>default 4chan factionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHYR_zDihQ>Woodland Realm>default plebbit factionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gTh7bYeowY>Rohan>most indefensible borders in any TW gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2lItu9c3hQ>Dale>not rush sieging Ereborhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyvXp-xOgHg>Rhun>token non-mainstream factionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xqu6f0UXpo>Harad>I hope you enjoy watching the campaign maphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOw-ZbVoYqM
>>545632986>cheat>complain because he cheat
>>545633617>white people dream the they can be racist Chud>brown people dream they can be white peopleseems legit
Finubar when?
>>545636404listen here bitchboyif its in the game its not cheatingtheres a reason you cant pull shit like that in wh2wh3 was dumbed down so they can sell it to redditors
>>545636336Did they fix Mumakil/Trolls?
just imagine if chorfs had doggos
skaven is the whitey faction by simple virtue of them having machine guns in everyone else's medieval times
>We wuz elf and shitWypipo are so funny
(You) THERE!DRAW SOMETHING RELATED TO THE NEW CONTENT!QUALITY DOESN'T MATTER, SOVL DOES!
>>545622969>Is there any chance of 40k Total War having better voice acting than Dawn of War 1?nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg
>>545636824Roight after the Dooki DLC, they need some love
>>545637174Just allied recruit some norscan hounds or the khorne ones are probably better
>>545637649No more drucuck dlc.
We don't actually know if it is 40K.The jury is still out.
>>545637649Why is sqvire such a manslut?
>>545637720But that's not Sqvire, that's just a squire, from Bordelaux no less
>>545637687What are you afraid of?
Who do girls always go for chivalrous guys?
>>545637324
>>545638580Don't let yourself be fooled, they just love to make a chivalrous guy ambush stance
>>545637808>from BordelauxThe KINO SQVIRE
>>545639617The alcoholic squire.
All of you Anons that mocked Karl Franz are going to be real sorry when the final DLC is released.
karl franz was turkish
A single Cathayan peasant could conquer the entirety of Sigmar’s empire with his superior mind and physical prowess.
>>545640005I won't feel sorry when he jobs to Otto Glott.
Karl Franz is the son of whores and tumorous burghomeisters.
>Dread Maw>Speed: 0>Charge Bonus: 0? So it's just a turret shooting at people ?
Oh oh ulricans are having a melty again.
>>545640574There is no shame in losing to the third-most powerful entity in Warhammer.
>>545640830Probably moves with a skill. Burrow ->move ->emerge
Did you know that the Nehekharan civilization was the only true human civilization, the rest are pale imitations.
>>545641392They worshiped elven gods.
>>545629347That's not Dechala's faction logo.Dechala's faction logo (see pic) looks like a heart or maybe a medusa head.
>>545635282I should play RT, got a code for it from HumbleAre the DLCs recommended to get for a full MAXIMAL ENJOYMENT like Enemy Within is for XCom EU?
>>545629678That is the face I make whenever I post the Thrones of Britannia discount.
>>545642109Void Shadows is the best DLC owlkek has ever made so I would say so. Also there are two more DLCs coming next year. One about Trazyn and the other about a space hulk/imperial space shitp graveyard.
>>545637441poor sayl :(
>>545633145>supply lineswhy would you ever leave this in your game
>>545642109first dlc is good no idea about the second im not doing another playthrough until the 2 other dlc are out or maybe never if the next game is way better
>>545643095its too easy without it
>>545642367I want to romance a kroot.
>>545643602I hope you're ready for intense hand-holding and backrubs
>>545636336why do you keep shilling a mod you cant play yet?
>>545642807what you think you're better than me?bitch
>>545643602Disgusting. Hope she's even worse that Yrilieth
remindertheres only 1 race in the game does not have a purposeit is free to do as it wantsit has no arch nemesis and no greater goalit is freeits not your raceyour race? your race writes a diary about people who were mean to them
>>545637174Maybe its because I'm using SFO/Expanded Roster/Hashuts Halbards but I'm pretty sure I have a reasonably doggo adjacent unit in Hobgobbo Wolf Riders. They're very cheap.
>>545644113They don't use them because war dogs are larger than dwarfs. Same reason for the order dawi no using them.
>>545643996B4BOC
Your lord spends his entire campaign building a landmark
My lord is cute
I ate some rice porridge :D
>>545644619How's life in Cathay?
my lord will beat you up irl
Halflings when? The Moot should be cute. They shall blunt Vlads expansion.
>>545644681But I'm from Ostmark....>>545644824But they look like this
Hmm, yes ... yes I think I will play another Skarsnik campaign.
My lord's tougher than your lordMy lord's tougher than yoursMy lord's tougherAnd he yells louder andMy lord's tougher than yours
shut the fuck up bitch
Oh, yeah? Well, my lord can kick your ass, you wanna fight my lord MMA?
>>545644913Thorin was so lucky...
What is the point of playing regular Dwarves? Jesus fuck they're dull.
>>545645813this bit chaos dwarfs
>>545645813If you dwarf, you dwarf. If you don't, you don't. Some people just dwarf.
>>545643752i should say hype for sauronbut it's really spite for borehammer
>>545645813They're overtuned at all stages of the game and too boring as a result.
>>545640830So how does it work if I have 1 flying Lord and 19 burrowed Dread Maws ?
>>545646103>Have cavalry>Have hogobbos>Have bound daemons>Have Magic>Have fucking Lamassu's, the coolest monster in Warhammer FantasyNah, couldn't disagree more, I've loved the funny little grumpy guys with the Mesopotamian beards for decades now.
>play nakai>only recruit kroxigor >doomstack everything in my path>kill all chinks>never have to manage a single settlementyeah I'm thinking this is the most based campaign in the game
>>545646437>it's really spite for borehammerYet you want to play "borehammer" only with less features and more boring basic-bitch fantasy lore? Interesting.
>>545643602>Kroot gf become more and more huma each time she give you a head
>>545646596Chorfs are trying too hard to be 40k
>>545646752no i want to play attila with fantasy racessince when does warhammer, of all things, supersede the OG
Slophammerfags don't know sovl
>>545646971Since the first WH game came out.
>>545636336based
>>545646971You're like one of those cunts who say The Beatles is great just because they were first. Rubbish, improvements came via constant iteration.
>>545647108>He says this while every history game since rome 2 has flopped.>The only one that didn't was a half fantasy game.
>>545647115wharhammah is only good for skaven so i can shoot every worhammore race in the face>>545647383>t. Xania Monet fank
>>545646596the elite gun unit is gay because the firing sounds/effects look like some laser garbage instead of proper gunpowder
I'm thinking the crippled Sc*tt won. Unironically.
>>545647757So the game let's you live your fantasies, already better than a game that'll never exist.
>>545645329Unbelievably BASED.
>>545646596>I've loved the funny little grumpy guys with the Mesopotamian beards for decades nowliking them before only justifiable reason to like the chaos dwarfs desu. In-game they are half-assed garbage just like most wh3 races.
Med3 will come out and flop because histfags are way too drunk on nostalgia and think med2 was a god game vanilla, and not carried hard by mods.
>>545648267no it will flop because CA doesn't know how to make games anymore.
>>545648379>Already preemptively defending letting med3 flopLol enjoy fantasy games for forever.
>>545648267>still some of the best tactical AI in the series>bad gamecutewhy do people who hate ca as developers think they're more competent than ever before?
>>545648458>>Huh
>>545648536>best tactical AIlol, LMAO even.
>>545648536>Histfags have no reading comprehension Ironic
Is the AI recruitment fixed at all?I need a QRD before I commit to a new campaign this weekend`
>>545648194I blame the crisp old-style mid-90's White Dwarf battle reports, that shit was like crack to my young brain. My da had me on a monthly subscription to that as soon as I showed a passing interest in minis, he was a big model railway guy, I guess he thought it would lead to me helping expand his little railway.
>>545609642absolutely based take
>>545648267>Histocels don't buy their game or DLC>historical titles end service after one (1) year
>>545648194>>545648959Dunno why they ever changed the format of White Dwarf battle reports to be honest.
Morathi is the best female character ever.>Ia canonically the most beautiful woman ever>Fucks everything, including her own son>Goes into battle naked >Faction is literally called the cult of pleasure >One of the most powerful charactersMake her president or whatever
I want to remind everyone that all these AI bugs can be traced to high elf players begging to nerf the DE AI. When they nerfed how the AI can recruit black arks this triggered a huge cascade that is just growing and growing with every fix. We had it good but some """"""""people"""""""" had to ruin it for everyone because the couldn't take the heat from Mommy.
>>545649065Histfags will complain that a knight doesn't have the right curve to his armor on the left shoulder and never touch the game again.
#freegeabull
>>545649256Her hairstyle sucks.
>Slophammersisters in constant fear of the HISBVLLyikes
>>545648975Bitch got too many fingers
>sois seething because warhammer 3 is the last warhammer fantasy total wareven your god has abandoned (You)
The Future of Creative Assembly when?
>>54564957440k will hit you like a truck.
I wish I could be entertained by repeating myself on 4chan all day every day
>>545649789>Fantasois have no reading comprehension Typical
>>545649825what difference does it make whether you feel entertained: you do it anyway
>>545649932Can't even do it right lmaoooo
I don't want to set the world on fireI just want to spark a flame in your heart
>>545649256>Fucks everything, including her own sonMetaphorically fucked the whole elf race too to an extent that the Dwarves probably get jealous thinking about it.
>>545650392Is this TWHawk Tuah?!
>>545648975Get that clanker scrawling outta here.
>>545646752Warhammer TW 1/2/3 is fucking dogshit you faggot
>>545650515it's attilai want them historychad death threats
>>545650480How can she do all this depraved shit without being mutated by slaneesh?
>>545634303I'm seething I downloaded this crap and didn't look too closely because I assumed they were desperate to give out something and I thought it would be the music for the entire dlc or something, although thinking about it I guess they don't really add music for individual DLC.
>>545650652Bet you're one of those nerds who thinks that the Silmaralion is a "good read".
What's everyones favorite Faction/Campaign in Attila?I found Franks to be a bit boring, and Himyar is interesting but not much of a challenge if you keep good relations with the Sassanids. Still looking for a faction I like.
>>545650861What the fuck are you talking about, I'm saying total war warhammer games are fundamentally shit>ah I bet you're one of those people who think the space shuttle was shut down too earlyWhat are you fucking talking about you jizz sucking retard?
>>545642367>>545643331Well fuck it, guess I'm waiting a year to play the complete game after getting the DLC on sale
>>545650767because elves are extremely difficult to mutate, you have to be 100% hilted on slaanesh's barbed cock 24/7 for millennia to mutate beyond something like slightly translucent skin
Took the Aken legacy as Amenmesse with Set + Apollo and it turned my shitty merc longbowmen into 240B's...I also grabbed the cult center and holy shit, a single province with a million building slots that buffs the fuck out of recruitment seems pretty OP. Only bad part is i'm still fighting the minor factions in the south and it's a long boat ride to link back up.
>>545650842They started doing it after VCoast because everyone wanted that damn sea shantyturns out there wasnt a complete version and it sucks on its ownThe only good trailer music they've released was GROM GROM GROM
>>545650915I haven't played base Attila in half a decade. 1212 is where it's at.
>>545650915This is my favorite faction.
>>545651008You're saying that Warhammer TW is shit, yet want to play a previous version of the game engine with even less to do in the campaign?
>>545651057Aren't Medusas mutated elves?
>>545651327>>545650861LUTHOR HARKON
>>545651327>less to do in the campaignDebatable, and irrelevant, if I want a good campaign I'll go play a 4x gameBattles in warhammer are dogshit stat checks, unit type and usage doesn't matter at all because its a game about recruiting the best units (or ranged units) as much as possibleAt least in Attila I can have good battles
>>545650767Chaos can't corrupt a elf without his own consent. No mutations, no nothing. You have to give up your soul for that. That's what Druchii Anointed are. The all sold thier souls to Slaanesh. But Slaanesh doesn't mutate beautiful and rare beings like elves as badly as other races.
>>545651602>Battles in warhammer are dogshit stat checksWelcome to any RTS that isn't a micro hell.
>>545651353More like cursed and not by Chaos but by the elven goddess of pleasure.
'ate RTS'ate 4Xluv TWsimple as
>>545651353They are cursed by a elven Goddess for being to beautiful or rather claiming to be more beautiful than the goddess of beauty.
>>545651643>But Slaanesh doesn't mutate beautiful and rare beings like elves as badly as other racesBummer, Slaneesh is a pussy with limits it seems.
>>545651719Warhammer is notably bad, Rome II is also bad for thisAttila is actually good for this, how one uses their units and their type is what matters
>>545651602>Battles in warhammer are dogshit stat checks, unit type and usage doesn't matter at all because its a game about recruiting the best units (or ranged units) as much as possibleIt's not even that, with stat buffs, tech and certain campaign mechanics you can make fucking goblins kill chosen.You can charge cav into spears and statcheck them to deathVolound was right about Tusstlemallet, it's a meme game even worse than Rome 2 statmanii bullshit
>>545651754>>545651813>Be elf god >Do nothing>Wait is that a pretty elf and she said something about me?>*Gets up from rocking chair*
Best part of the upcoming DLC?SFO nerfing the retarded huge aoe gigabuff for the already retarded archers
>>545651953Yep, there is 0 tactical value to the gameplay, you could do the right things with the right unit but unless you've been stacking stat buffs, or it's not already a bloated monstrosity it doesn't matter, and if it is those things you don't have to use tacticsPeople aren't ready to accept that TW actually works best as line warfare, the minute differences in unit stats are basically flavourful and push you to a certain style, but positioning and timing are king for all
>>545652183>positioning and timing are king for allSo a micro heavy game? No one likes that.
>>545622969Historically TW misses the mark on quality unit lines and voice acting more often than not, so probably not.
>>545652121best part is being finally able to play Slaanesh as a normal non-gimped faction and maybe EVEN have some fun with "seduce units"
>>545652085Bro, what did you expect from Khaine's sister?
>>545652183>People aren't ready to accept that TW actually works best as line warfare, the minute differences in unit stats are basically flavourful and push you to a certain style, but positioning and timing are king for allHave you played SFO for Total Warhammer? Its a lot more like that than the vanilla game. Positioning matters. Flanking heavily matters.
>>545652358>plays total war>doesn't want to microUse the pause button then you fucking peon, micro and decision making is the crux of the gameplay
>>545652556>Use the pause buttonSo it's all irrelevant anyway because you can cheat.Ok
>>545652085Unironically why would you even fuck with a goddess that is already known to do shit like this? Just don't brag "HAHA I'M PRETTIER THAN THE VENGEFUL GODDESS OF BEAUTY" if you don't want to be a Medusa. There's no god in the setting that would like anyone claiming they're better at stuff that's their domain
>>545652634What the fuck are you talking about? You're the pea brained retard who can't micro in a game and genre fundamentally about micro abilityLet me guess, you hate cavalry units
>>545652369https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3318927477&searchtext=just use this
Huh?
>>545652951Kislevites live LIKE THAT!? Grim...
>>545652937Yeah but with the new DLC I will also get to start my game in the most beautiful spot of the map:"NOT Ulthuan"
>>545653169Fair enough
>>545652085>Do nothingThe beauty they get probably came from Atharti, but yeah instead of being grateful they mocked the goddess.
Sqvire fetch me ze bug feed
>>545651181Based. The one true God rewards his mortal servants.
Which Skaven LL are you most excited to play as in TW:40K?
>>545653281>Total War: Hollow KnightI'd play it and main the fuck out of Weavers.
>>545652502I have and its OK but I don't really feel it fixes those problems, maybe bridges the gap a bit but it's a bit of a core problem of how generals, upgrades and stat buffs work, along with the wide disparity in unit ability, the lack of importance of type and so onAlso I wasn't a huge fan of how it had changed buildings and the economy, it did seem to slow the game down from a 10 turn rush to win though so props to that
Thinking about playing Himyar, but their roster seems pretty confusing. If I stick to Judaism, I get high tier defensive super heavy infantry with no shield wall. Baltha Defenders are mid tier, heavy infantry that isnt religion locked that does have shield wall. If I convert to Semetic Paganism, I get Almaqah’s Lancers that look pretty cool and will pair with the Himyarite Shotelei melee camel cav.So if i'm getting this right, Judiasm is best for the sanitation/religion buildings, but Semetic Paganism gets the better units to round out the roster more?
>>545651754>>545652085It didn't work since the Medusae are still super hot.
>>545651953>Volound was right
>>545653481the one that gets turned to mulch by the based Iron Warriors
>>545654048You can't look at them though.
>>545653978Go Christian, because... uhhhChrist is king?
>>545654442just use a mirror bro
>>545589591>>545636336>Gondor>prepare your external butthole, then run everyone over with shiny heavy armorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw0wUrQ829I&list=PLyFVvdIXAalRIyvxr6axAs6o-7QY54dBu&index=1>Mordor>zerg rush in all directions with your Uruk and paint the map with orc wave tacticshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAzMN1dfc60&list=PLyFVvdIXAalRIyvxr6axAs6o-7QY54dBu&index=3>Dale>naval battle down a river, shoot up Rhun, and return JUST in time to annex Ereborhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeU5mZlHGaA&list=PLyFVvdIXAalRIyvxr6axAs6o-7QY54dBu&index=4>Erebor>eliminate goblins even at the cost of doing business with men, then kill menhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhcYwjvIap4&list=PLyFVvdIXAalRIyvxr6axAs6o-7QY54dBu&index=5>Rohan>prepare your internal butthole, then run everyone over with huge hung horseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTs7J07aohU&list=PLyFVvdIXAalRIyvxr6axAs6o-7QY54dBu&index=6
>>545654090Volound is scottish
>>545654090Isn't that crippled pinko faggot Scottish?I genuinely don't know I've never listened to a word he said, and I despise him even when our opinions frequently align (apparently)>>545654645What do us Arnorchads do?
i have faith in ca.
>>545653481Queek
>>545652951CA claimed they fixed that 3 times btw.
>>545651181>Took the Aken legacyHERETIC!HERETIC!HERETIC!
>>545654725i should say kill goblinsbut i demand you arnorites genocide the elves
>>545654725Wait until the game is out and they can start working on more factions
>>545655268forswooth
>>545655268Is that sportacus with a huge ponytail?
>>545655268Real FGC hours.
>>545655268What is this slop. Where's the Chinese hag with the phat ass.
>>545655351>>545655383>>545655403>>545655426whoops
did we just get visited by a lost samefag
>>545655152>genocide the elvesWhere do you think we are right now?>>545655212That's Gondorian speak
>>545655426Don't call her that, Miao Ying is defending the great bastion on behalf of Xen Yang
>>545653978>Semetic PaganismThere is no semitic paganism, paganism is European. Desert abrahamist religions are the semitic ones and are not European.
>>545655656civil war is worth ethnically cleansing haughty knife-ears
>>545655826Shut the fuck up man, you're gonna get us in trouble again
So if the December announcement ISN'T 40k, what else could it possibly be?
Wait stop don't kill the elves!
>>545656017Elves come back to life if you kill them.
>>545655351Yin-Yin sis ....
>>545656017I don't think it works like thisElrond is an elf, his brother a man
>>545656017
>>545656118The one day I browse /twg/ i click the wrong tab while posting.........Need a wood elf campaign recommendation, is Drycha just straight up more fun than Orion and Durthu?
>>545655934think of it as re-uniting the kingdom under new mortal leadershipMake Arnor Great Again
>>545656118Who?>>545656413The kingdom is dead and its leader (to be) is mortalAlso elves tried to save Arnor, it was Numenor shit went downYou're not suggesting you want to be a... black are you? BLACK anon
I stand with Rhudaur.Down with Cardolan and Arthedain sissies!
>>545656017>"stop killing elves">posts elven race traitorssome problems solve themselvesUruk Male/Quendi Female, cant wait for season 3
>>545656103Just Glorfindel, the Chaddest of all Elves.
>>545656797You're gonna rot in piss, Angmarian cocksleeveEriador is and always will be rightful Arthedian clay
>>545656952No all elves can do that. They can leave the Halls of Mandos whenever they like.
I wish the AI was better. All I had to do was fly a single manticore around to split up their army and jump them to clean sweep. Didn't even bother using reinforcements because it was over within the first minute.Why even have stealth mechanics if the AI can't properly account for it to the point that it will willingly split up its forces while scouting?
>>545656586hang all Eldarthe stars can be the last thing they see, too
>>545655697you can't be this retarded
>>545657546You know, Shagrat doesn't sound like a very Sindarin name, are you sure you're one of us?
>>545656395Having played all WE LLs multiple times, pick whatever faction effect and/or office slots you like the most and confed the others except Drycha, ally/vassal her instead for the malevolent tree recruitment, she is also worthless confederated because she loses instant-recruit (raise dead) wild beasts mechanic.
>>545655679>Miao YingIs it considered bestiality if you shag her?
>>545658537yes it is, witch hunters burn dragon fuckers at the stake
>>545656017Wait, ELROND ISN'T A FUCKING ELF?!?
>>545658693Elrond is 100% elfSee >>545656317
>>545658693Elrond Half-ElvenThing is half elves can choose what they are. Human or Elf.Elronds twin brother Elros chose to be human.Elladan and Elrohir elves and Arwen human in the end.
>>545655679
>>545658881Who would choose to be human? What benefits are there aside from not being a smug dickhead 100% of the time?
>>545659147Love(canon)
>>545658537She's not an animal. If anything, her siblings practiced bestiality by shagging lower life forms to make DRAGON SHUGENANS.
>>545659147You clearly don't understand LoTR, it's not just like some DnD race shit, the distinctions are highly theological alsoHumans also get to truly go to an afterlife with God and be in his embrace for eternity, and the Humans that came from that brach are actual ubermensch
i bought an ssd just so i can savescum more times per houri am better than you
>>545658115praise Morgoth
>>545659726Why even bother when the game has a rematch function when not playing on Legendary?
Why did they make Sqwegh so much more entertaining than his fellow hellish heralds?
>>545659841?????????????????what a stupid post
>>545659548>Humans also get to truly go to an afterlife with God and be in his embrace for eternityThis isnt known, even the valar dont know what happens to humans when they die. They go somewhere, but its never said if its a nice place, they might just go to celestial Birmingham circa 1970 for all eternity.
>>545659382At least the human fuckers are slightly more civilized than the ones who came up with the longma
>>545660069So you're savescumming the campaign map, not fights?
>>545660357longma NUTZ
>>545660117Cmon though anon we can pretty fairly infer from Tolkiens belief, it's influence on his world, Elves being jealous of mankind for their souls not being bound to Arda, and that the Elves and Valar both believe they're probably getting the best deal of all that those souls are going to the big G (well big E)
>>545658115It's an Avarin name you see
Whos the best Empire LL to get your filthy hands on? I'm playing as Gelt, but I've opted to stay in Fantasy China and just sent a Hero over the map to confed an Empire province instead and get a hold of the situation and Vlads rampage, and to confed some decent LL's.
>>545660820As Gelt you want to get Elspeth so she can cast even cheaper purple suns thanks to wizard college mechanic.
>tfw the Amish moonshine comes outjust in time for 100% gen'd fem gensseeya later, fuckers
SHOOT HER
Legendary Lords for this music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06wx9-5ODVI
>>545652369how tf was slaanesh gimped
>>545664495no ranged, no flying goon squads (furries don't count)
>>545662607post more
>>545664937>no rangedpart of the faction identityNot every factions needs to have every type of unit
whats longma
Anyone else find the souls system unbalance? I'm playing as belakor. I thought I was doing okay with -1K souls per turn using gifts of chaos. Then I saw Path to Glory costs 9500 souls. WTF is that? You're lucky to get 900 souls from razing a settlement. Battles yield about 1K to 2K if you pick slaughter captives. How many battles am I supposed to be having per turn? I can't be at war with everyone lol
>>545666423舔我的屌,你这个鬼佬猪狗黑鬼!
>>545650915Any campaign where you occupy Gaul/Hispania and sit on it is boring, because it's basically the richest territory on the map, it's easy to dominate early while the WRE is collapsing and you only have 1 extremely defensible border to defend. But that's also why Franks are a good beginner faction. Most people are put off from Attila because they start as the WRE and fail by turn 30, or because they start somewhere in Germany and the first climate change bankrupts them. Franks are idiot-proof because you just cross the Rhine and you're in paradise. But when you're looking for a fun campaign you need to be a little more specific. Do you want a region of the map that's difficult to get established in and defend, a foe that fights a particular way or a roster that does specific things?
Take the last campaign you won.Could you beat a doomstack of Legendary Godzillas with your ending empire?
>>545665539They have darkshards now.
>>545668438Ruined
>>545667220I like challenge, but not to the poinht of it being a slog to play. This is why i'm put off from playing WRE. Too much going on, and you have a lot of territory. I like starting small and making a name for myself. A good roster is also ideal, something that I can see the progression of over time. I was looking at Garmantia because their spears end up being pretty good line holders at the final tier, but their cav/arty/ranged options are suspect. This led me to looking at the Sassanids who have a much better roster with elite immortals, persian archers, sassanid large onagers, and various high end cav/camels, but they start off pretty big with a lot of satropies.Himyar seems kind of what i'm looking for with real tanky heavy infantry that can hold the line, decent bowmen, good camels, but no access to large onagers and shock camels being locked to islam. They start small though, which is nice and a war with the Sassanid's seems like a good mid/late game challenge.
>close victory
>>545669603Sea people are inherently worth more than common folk.
>>545669965They are Canaanites but pretty much yeah. It is an army of we wuz chieftans n shit versus a bunch of peasants
>>545669056Here's some good ones in no particular order:>OstrogothsYou start as a horde in Romania and need to migrate westward towards either Italy or Constantinople. Your have the standard german roster plus unique gothic units, including elite gothic pikemen, thracian shock infantry and roman defectors. Your unique ability allows you to get full benefit of captured roman structures and recruit roman units from their recruitment buildings. I like them because the Balkans/Austria is right on the frontline with Attila so lategame is fun. It's basically the Rome-lite option for people that want to build up from scratch with a very robust kitchen sink roster.Protip: captured roman settlements provide full garrisons without converting, saving you a lot of effort and money earlygame>AlaniYour roster is pure cavalry, and the best cavalry in the game at that. You start as a horde east of the black sea and need to migrate a long way to find somewhere to settle, so earlygame is challenging, but you're free to migrate into Persia or Europe. Good if you want to abuse horsefucker degeneracy to the maxProtip: most of your cavalry change their stats significantly when dismounted, handy for settlement battles>JutesThe designated melee aggro faction. Best infantry in the game, worst missiles and mediocre cavalry. Also extremely strong naval marines, so you can use fleets to raid port settlements. You start in Jutland so you can either stay there or migrate by sea anywhere on the map. Fighting Attila is extremely hard without good archers or cavalry.protip: your t2 farms recruit an elite melee infantry that beats everything in the earlygame>TanukhidsUnique desert horde with a heavily scripted campaign that guides you towards conquering and replacing the ERE. Your roster centers around unique heavy shielded pike walls and featherweight shock cavalry with vanguard deployment that hide in sand. Quintessential classic TW hammer and anvil playstyle
>Canonically meets his wife when she's 7 years oldYIKES! And he's one of the biggest heroes in the setting‽
>>545675732don't worry, he died to make way for the better setting (AoS)
Christ, Vladdykins got his dragon : (
>>545676026>cheats
>>545675732no wonder basedtek shills the gotrek and felix books so much
Norsca still needs one more DLC with Mortkin or Vardek Crom and Tong and Hung units.
>>545667220The whole sheer size can feel overwhelming if you don't just use the top-right thing to be able to sort by wealth/unrest and just prioritize. I was always hesitant until someone gave me the vague outline of what to do (prioritize what to keep, what to lose) and I did that and it was fine. Still not really my speed for how it's too big at a start.Attila would have profited off 1-2 more campaign start times like Emperor Augustus. One in one of the 4th century kerfuffles. Honestly that might be a stratagem for CA going forwards with if they want to do mini campaigns: Have it include an ME/IE style update to the main campaign:>If you buy the Lance and Arrow 100 years war mini campaign then you get a main campaign starting date of mid 14th century with black death and shit>If you buy a Cross and Crescent mini campaign then you get a starting date of the main campaign with the kingdom of jerusalem>>545662607What the fuck is amish moonshine. Some new generative AI thing or literal amish moonshine to drink.
>>545675732Nobody would bat an eye if it was, idk, Miao Ying meeting one of his future suitors when he was 7. You fuckers would probably make ss about it.
>>545682031everybody needs at least 1 more dlceverybody!
>>545684210>Miao Ying>hisbig futa dragon cock?
>>545684062>amish moonshineillegal 200-proof grain alcohol made by insular extremist ethnoreligious mountain farmer cultists who dont believe in electricity or birth controljust amerimutt things
>>545687002I meant her. Now you fuckers will make ss futa porn of Miao with that poor boy. Please, don't post that here.
>>545687334>insular extremist ethnoreligious mountain farmer cultists
>>545687831>ss>futa???
>>545675732Kills his future mother-in-law, too. What an asshole
What faction would you anons say is the best for focusing on hero actions?like forcing rebellions with control debuffs, wounding heroes, damaging garrisons, etc.was thinking vamp counts with the blood kiss mechanics or orks because their heroes get lots of buffs
>>545689404You need mods to remove the AI campaign buffs for that to be remotely viable but then you realise the AI can only exist because of said buffs.
Come here Cathaybros, Yin-Yin reveal soon (-10 min)!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9IAUYxlqE&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.warhammer-community.com%2F&embeds_referring_origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.warhammer-community.com&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE
Nice patch fixing the AI being idle in its settlement CA.How I'am supposed to kill Malekith now ?
>>545689626>yin-yin revealI guess I should also look outside the window and check for FLYING PIGS
>>545691329Cathay is coming and if Yin-Yin is not part of the new wave it's her fault not mine:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9IAUYxlqE
Golgfaggy Mc Fagface.
>>545691125You literally have access to regular stance ambushes.
>>545691885Yeah but the problem is more surviving the post battle.
how do beastchads keep winning so much?>god-tier TWW2 DLC>get new units with every TWW3 DLC>removed for Shitmar and re-added into Old World>get cool god-aligned Gors in AoS
>>545693159>making the faction so broken its impossible to lose is a 'god-tier' dlc
Whats a Trickster Cult? What does it do?
>>545694249Changeling under-city.
>>545691125>wait for dusk>dance in the shadows
>>545689626>>545691532$6.9 billion company by the way
Not watching anything slop workshop puts out. Did they reveal Yin-Yin?
How will Balthasar Gelt deal with Dechala?
Is there a mod for Shogun 2 that fixes Republics in the Fall of the Samurai so you can make vassals?
>>545695854vassals are a m*narchist concept incompatible with the National Republic of Japan
F-Festus ??
>>545695992holy soulless
Man that stream is school project tier
>Miao steal the show once again ...
Oh, I think Vlads mad I used an agent to assassinate his wife last turn. :D
meow always wins
>>545695992Absolutely retarded. Putting a palenquin ontop of a slug provides no tactical advantage whatsoever, and would only lead to peoblems trying to keep it secured to the slug.
>>545695992they got rid of his little friend?
>>545697541the standard palenquin was nurglings before
>>545697626damn, so they didn't pull the celestial lion out of their ass
Valrak did abysmally this revealI am starting to doubt guys
>>545698695As if GW would let them do that.
>>545698695Jet Lion and Moon Bird are not here.Ogre and Vermillion Warbird are missing in TWW.
>>545697626>>545699976Cathay is the poster faction for Warhammer empiresissies can keep coping and seething
>>545698282makes more sense than a slug, at least nurglings can carry it
>>545700309they cant, they jostle thing constantly because its 4 nurglings high
>>545700119They will be until GW moves the narrative up and finally brings Magnus the Pious and Asavar Kul to the tabletop.
>>545700529>4 nurglings highnevermind that's retarded
>>545669603>Irsu>goodget that hebrew nonsense out of here
>>545699976This wheel makes zero sense to me>opposing winds are not opposed>colour-coding?>nonsensical creature selection
>>545700552never going to happen unless they want to bring back the mmohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglnSrfJtyQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKOhzfkCdbYand even then they still havent added chorfs, ogres, lizardmen, and delves, and i guess vampires, because their reasons for not adding those races were too far away and irrelevant, but then added cathay anyway, an even farther and more irrelevant race at that point in time
>>545701073The fuck are you talking about? The MMO took place in "modern" Fantasy with Karl Franz.TOW is over 200 years before that.
>>545700889>opposing winds are not opposedHow are beasts/heavens, metal/death and life/fire fucking opposites? Shit never made sense
>>545699767He's betting it all on december.
>>545701250no, it was the great war against chaos, right at the end of the age of three emperors during malekiths invaison of ulthuan
>>545700889I think it's something like that.
>>545702219No it wasn't. It was an alternate, non-canon take on the Storm of Chaos events that was, again, part of "modern" Fantasy.
>>545701703If I had to headcanon:>beasts/heavensBeasts is the physical, heavens is the metaphysical>metal/deathCan't think of anything here. Maybe it's a play on Tzeentch/Nurgle?>fire/lifeFire destroys, life creates
>>545702743no, that was the retcon
Lads. Just how does the AI get so powerful? I'm turn 80 and Couronne has like 20 full stacks. I've been playing, I think, very well, efficiently. Map painted most of the north and most of my main settlements are level 5. How are they like ten times as strong as me in the balance of power? The Delves are also way more powerful. I think I'm like rank 7. Is the AI cheating, or is it because I'm on high difficulty I get penalties?
>>545703046the ai cheats
>>545702219You do realize that Karl Franz was literally in game ?(You must be confusing it with Mark of Chaos.)
>>545701703the heavens and the earthmetal can't die and death can't metalproduction vs destruction
>>545703089Do we know how? Do they just have infinite money or something?
>>545703465There's no logic to it. It's just the difficulty setting spawns them to make the game harder. No economy involved, sorry to break the illusion
>>545703117Yeah, Mark of Chaos was right after the Great War Against Chaos.Also, even if the MMO was set in the time he thinks, I don't get why he thinks the MMO would even have to come back for there to be Magnus the Pious and Asavar Kul models for the tabletop game.
>>545703117i couldve sworn that it was, but in any case they still havent released all the other races yet
>>545704059>other racesRaces that aren't Human or Corrupted Human are just NPC factions for fluffing out the setting.
>>545704208all the more reason to add them in then, theyre already fucking around with timeline, its not going to hurt to fuck with it more
>>545703465Hover over the difficulty slider and it tells you does it not?
>>545701073>>545701250I loved the MMO, had great fun running around as the Gobbo shaman, blasting people
>>545703117Why have skulls on your windows?
>start Gorbad campaign>After wiping the starting enemy and Barak Varr Thorgrim declares war on me>Feel confident that the WAAAGH will carry me through>Cunt has 3 full stacks with only 3 settlementsI know the AI cheats but this feels excessive
luthor harkon here
>>545608741>lothern sea guardhttps://suno.com/s/biane1oGlFlab2p4heres ur song bro
fun fact: we are exactly two weeks away from the start of Kislevhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kislevthoughts fellow chosen of Ursunhweh?
are they adding the new nurgle dudes to the endtimes dlc?
They did something weird with Teehee it seems like he's scripted to declare war on Luthor Harkon even though they're nowhere near each other like you havent even met him and he'll declare war on you
>>545713917nice Hatsune Miku haircut faggot roflmao
>>545703465They get more money and the AI is allowed to do more things per turn, so they can afford things that seem impossible for their empire size.
>>545703117Franz is a big guy ...
Total War: Warhamer: The VN
What's everyones favorite desert faction in Attila?
How are your gifts coming for the TW Secret Santa?
>>545716317Scythia
Total War: Dinosaurs
>>545716478https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762579574751066.mp4TW Christmas is looking wild actually
Total War: FurryGeneral banished to trash when CA goes out in a blaze of glory with a game that's just fetish porn with a Total War veneer
Total War: Dragon Age
>>545711962Very nice
>>545717093The dragon is 1000 years old you sick fuck
Total War: Seinfeld
Total War: Sailor Moon
>>545718017what's this unit ability called?
>>545718387The Forbidden Utterance: Unit shouts an ancient, forbidden word that no mortal was meant to hear, greatly reducing the morale of nearby enemies.
WH3 is in this month's Humble Choice
Total War: The Idle GameThe same Total War experience you love, now able to play itself
>>545719356>Total War but it's all autoresolveThat's just the average IE campaign
>>545703465The AI in TW is not robust enough to play the game properly so it cheats very liberally, even ignoring certain mechanicsThat's why VH and especially Legendary difficulties are considered anti-fun, because the best way for the player to keep up in the early game is to cheese the shit out of the game
Haven't played this game in a gorillion years. Is it still ordertidemaxxed or is it more balanced these days
Total War: Game of Thrones
>>545724870it is more weighted to ordertide but now khorne factions can take over, arbaal or skulltaker or even valkia have a tendency to ball out of control (never skarbrand) if you can't see their territory
did they really just give greasus changing of the ways except only useful things and stronger since you dont need to research anything
>>545730824but it costs moneh
>>545730872Moneh....
>>545733058>gorbad stole his plan mechanic
>>545733084>"You just need to have a little steel, gunpowder, and FAITH"
>>545733402Balthazar I must insist, we can't use undead magic nor sign pacts with the cathayans
>>545717093Only if its based on Origins Dragon Age.The series is saddly tainted beyond measure at this point
MICAH YOU GOD DAMN SKAVEN
how does immortal empires work? if i own every game + dlc can the other players play 1/2 basegame lords?
Reminder that Brucknerchads get the hot goth gf
>>545733696he's a big guy
>>545734532For THE DRAGON ENCARMINE
Total War Fire Emblem.A huge emphasis on the family tree and diplomacy
>>545734532For Tamurkhan
>keep end game crisis on default>vermintide by turn 43Well then
>>545733451
>>545697350>unit sizeslollmao
>>545733652>the other playerswhat the fuck are you taking about this is a singleplayer game
>>545736109thanks for the (You) but i would like an answer
>>545736546>>545733652Aren't playable faction just based on what you own.You need wh3 to play immortal empires but if you don't have any dlc you will just the base game lords.Same if you own 1 and 3 you get base game lords/factions from each game. But you won't be able to play Elfus dark or high
>>545736990alright, thank you
AI isn't moving, just stands there... This game is so fucking broken
>>545737421probably one of your mods
>>545737521Only cosmetic mods
>>545737421>ModsNot even once.
>>545733696Canonically, Elspeth turns him into a suicide bomber without his knowledge to kill Tamurkhan
>>545737879Thanks CA
>>545737421>playing siegesLMAO WHAT A FUCKING RETARD
is this slop safe to play yet? was going for a cheeky greenskin campaign cheevo before dlc cringe drops
>>545738861It is not more or less safe to play than it always was. Try for yourself and make your own decisions.
>>545738861Just wear a condom
If only they nerfed summon abilities it should really be tied to the general and not "lol I can just put down this shit anywhere"
>>545737593>Thinks cosmetic mods are harmless>His more unit variations mod breaks AI because modder forgot to manually add "[hidden] data_ai_unit_marker" data tablr entry to their left pinky bone so AI cant recognize these units as movable entities
>>545735934Its closer to tabletop so its better
>>545737593The Skip Intro mod broke something in the game I think it was crashing or something weird and people started whining and going "ITS NOT I ONLY HAVE THE SKIP INTRO MOD" so thats not really an excuse
>>545741080>>545741170I have played this map before without mods with the same result
>>545738861after about 50 mods it may not give you heart palpitations from the sheer retardation of the design choices
>>545741683you need at least 100 to make it playable
>>545700119>t.
>>545743510you could merge the lig reskins into one mod desu
>>545654652>Volound is scottishIrish, Scottish, same thing.
>>545741312Those faggots are retarded niggers, CA sucks dick and so does TWW3, its a bad broken pile of shitThere's your actual answer anon
>>545743991Don't think you've got a license for that post Nigel
>>545737967Tbf, she says it will protect his soul should he lose against Tamurkhan, and she's not lying. He already had the worm halfway down his throat before the talisman activated.
Out of curiosity what will Neferata most likely look like when she gets added? I've seen a lot of different depictions of her when I looked up art and models.
>>545745887massive tatas
Will 40K deniers fill out an apology form to Valarak when he's proven right on Dec 4th?
>>545746528We'll form a line to suck him off as an apology you're first in line btw
>>545695992Festus is shit but the new Nurgle beastmen are KINO
>>545746528Shillrak is a fat retarded faggot and 40gay isn't happening retard
>>545746875The new sword and board infantry for nurgle is also great.
>>545746528I think mass suicide will be enough of a apology.
>>545746528Meds saar.
>>545735934Whats wrong with the unit sizes? Why would you even give a shit what unit size someone else is playing at?
>>545659147>Who would choose to be human? Elrond's twin brother, Elros. Elros became the first High-King of Númenor, and still had a really long lifespan, living 500 years.
>>545737421That particular map has been shite for me also, its like 50/50 whether or not that the AI will work.
>>545741683>after about 50 mods>>545743510>you need at least 100 to make it playableI have finally found a happy compromise.
>>545746528anon 40K isn't happening, all I'll be doing on December 4th is reposting screenshots of some of the dumb laughable shit that was said in this thread by people convinced it is actually happening with zero evidence aside from a cushion being in shot and a statement from CA that just used the word "future".
>>545747760Maia genetic overpower all other racial traits for this line.
>>545748124Will you have the guts to admit you were wrong if it happens and I post this
>>545748124based
>>545746528>>545746645>>545746992>>545747137>>545747175>>545748124>>545748496all me
I like the crowmen, those little rascals.They're cute.
>>545748617Luthor HARKOOOONN
>>545747760Hold the fuck up, I have just discovered that fucking Aragorn is on the same damn family tree as Elrond! Never mind fucking Sauron, the real villian is fucking Elrond, using political maneuvering and conveniently timed crisis management to place his family in positions of power over the Kingdoms of Men, playing the god damn long game! Nepotism!
>>545748791All according to Eru's plan btw.
>>545748496No, I'll just carry on making comments about how the whole concept is laughable instead and how it makes little sense to use this game engine for a 40K game. CA should stick to historical titles instead of this fantasy cape-shit. Even Three Kingdoms are almost a step too far, but at least you could turn off the hero-wank in battles.
>Fuck I have been found out....
>>545748972So you'll pivot kek
>>545748791Well tbf, said kingdoms of men, like Númenor, Arnor and Gondor, were founded by Elrond's relatives.So it makes sense that he'd want to keep it in his family's possession.
>>545748791Eww Aragorn is banging his First Cousin (sixty two times removed).
>40sissies this desperateOOOOOOOF
>>545749218>>545747760Where's my boy Teleporno??
>>545749359On the right end, third row.
>Falmarhuh
>>5457477602nd time this image has been posted in this thread and people still aren't gonna understand the difference between man and elf has a lot more to do with metaphysics and theology than just being some dnd genetics shit
>>545748972>I'll become even more of a schizo seething for yearsDamn sorry state of affairs.
>>545658881>Thing is half elves can choose what they are. Human or Elf.Some can, but only by decree of Manwë. Elwing's father Dior didn't have a choice, and according to Christopher Tolkien was judged as a man. Same thing with the 1st Prince of Dol Amroth and his sister, who were both half-elves.
>>545749218still can't believe finwe was allowed to have 2 wives and that this was actually a fierce theological discussion between finwe and the valar
>>545751054He had to somehow wash the shame of spawning Feanor.
Why is 1 town for Kemmlers starting province locked behind a fuckhuge maintain range and Marienburgwhat the fuck
>>545753342Just take Marienburg, no-one gives a fuck about them anyway.
Taking karak eight peaks is such a fucking pain in the assOrc warlord sitting there with his army, his waagh army, another army, THEIR waagh army, and the full garrison of black orcs and bigunsOn topmof that you have to wrestle with the fucking campaign map so you can actually get reinforcements to comeAnd then after you've done all of that, you right click on the settlement and your lord decides he has to walk around the entire fucking mountain range and you end up having to re-load the autosave
>>545754626It was clearly designed for the old lightning strike.
>>545754626Speak for yourself, I just walked there burning everything on my way, took a province next door to work from because Orion was being a dick back home, then waited to kick the rat bastards out after letting them deal with the orc holders WAAAGH army and the Big-Un stack. Why fight the juiced up army if you can just wait for Skarsnik or Queek to wreck themselves on it first while you farm Orcs?Who were you playing as, the Gobbos, the Dwarves or the Skaven?
>>545749239>the 87 year old Human ranger marries his 2777 year old Half-Elf loverTolkien would have supported SQVIREfags
>>545722038Autoresolve is different from Idle
>>545754741>>545755229I swear to god if I end up having all my armies catch plague and attrition to death and fail to capture eight peaks, I'm going to put a hole in my PCAnd yet it would be the most appropriately skaven thing that could possibly happen
Why the fuck are there just random offtopic LOTR posts in the thread nowWas it a forced meme that he's still running with
next game will actually be Total War: Genghis Khan
>>545755475>QueerAre you having a giggle?
>>545755475Surely you could just use your DOOOM engineer to blow it the fuck up and cripple everyone?
>Clio had below half the views of an average Total War stream when doing EU 5>that's a few days after the game came outAll those TW creators who PIVOTED to Paradox might be up for a rude awakening when they try to compete with Paradox autists
>>545755978>>545755987I did but the auto resolve is brutal for skaven with whatever mods I've got on, I don't feel like losing half my high rank clanrats
>>545755763>offtopicback to r*ddit with you, newfag
>>545756138>I did but the auto resolve is brutal for skaven...dont use the auto-resolve then?
>>545755763Sorry that was me discovering that Elrond is not in fact an elf and then discovering his multi-thousand year nepotism project. In awe of that lad.
>>545755763DaC > soihammer the third
>>545755812Throat singing soundtrack better be a banger. https://youtu.be/9uMtnH7cABg?list=RD9uMtnH7cABg&t=28
Bros I can't take it anymore, when are the gooner mods going to be updated
>>545756148So /pol/ topics are /twg/ related because of planetwar?
>>545756659yes
>>545756261Too many units to micromanage.....
Quick question regarding Total War Warhammer 3, would smokeapi get me a vac/account/multiplayer ban or something?Shelling out $50 on non-refundable dlc keys to try Tomb Kings, Dwarfs/Chaos Dwarfs and Lizardmen when I don't even know if I'll enjoy their playstyle doesn't sit right with me.
>>545757051Yesss
>>545755763lotr is total war coded
>>545756659/po/ is always in topic.
>>545757051Yes
>REEEEE THIS IS OFF TOPIC
>>545757276origami total war when?
>>545757396Even if I boot it up offline?
How does he even wear it?
>>545758162cockring
Damn Druchii, you live like this?
>>545758126Specially if you boot it up offline
>>545758210He's a plantman he doesn't have a cock
>>545758576Is that why his wife loves beastmen so much?
TW40k will be about Titus retaking the 500 ultramar worlds. New campaigns will come forth with expansions.
I got a mod that allows Ostrogoths to build Roman buildings, taking the chance out of settling one with a barracks.Am I a cheater? I'm still settling Panonia and fighting the huns on the front line.
>>545589591So you have a newfound appreciation for Festus the Leechlord, know that he managed to ascend to Daemonhood canonically in Age of Shitmar?
>>545759080500 world is just the typical end of the year box dump where they package one new model with a bunch of old that don't sell. If they wanted to do a central plot it would be the Pariah Nexus.
>>545759080Yeah I'm sure Focus Home Interactive is going to give Titus to CA.
>>545758568Wow, Denuvo is something else
>>545759547Titus is the property of GW. 40k games are written by black library writers and it's been like that since DoW3 turned into a complete fanfiction.
>>545759547>giveHe belongs to James Workshop, if GW wants to allow CA to use him, they will. There's not going to be no GW equivalent Penders shenanigans when GW is wary after the Malal shit back in the day. I bet Titus will be an Ultramarines Legendary Lord at some point. GW can give CA whatever they want, from Blood Ravens to Titus, it's all theirs.
>>545697682Look in the monster tail.
>>545759080Nah, I can see Titus being a legendary hero/lord of sorts, Calgar will be the leader of the smurfs, Robot is too strong to be in the faction as a playable character, maybe an ultimate temporary unit like the green knight.
40kek is off topic chuds
>>545759547If 40k is real, TItus will be a skulls collaboration event to both prop TW and SM3 as an FLC lord, screencap it.
>>545760584no u
I can't believe that we are actually receiving Total War: Warhammer 3 DLC in 2025.I thought that this day would never come.
>>545755812The only way Medieval 3 succeeds is if the campaign map spans all of Eurasia and centers around the mongol invasion
Nice army bro
Tretch is such a fucking nerd
>>545759326Being able to build colosseums and aqueducts is off-theme. You're supposed to capture those, and the fact that they're valuable and irreplaceable is kind of the point.Barracks structures are a different issue. The Rome AI doesn't properly build recruitment buildings (and usually demolishes them in an infinite loop) so I'd consider modding to be able to build them as Ostrogoths is fine. After all, half your roster is the fucking roman roster, gated behind the AI's willingness to build recruitment. Building them yourself is a fair workaround to the fact that the game's buggy AI will never get its bugs patched. Just bear in mind that as the Visigoths your access to roman units actually terminates somewhere around the mid-tier so being able to upgrade roman recruitment buildings doesn't actually make much of a difference, you're not getting Herculeani or Ravenna Balistarii unless you also mod your roster (that would be cheating, yes).
>>545762120>Yeah, we'z a stack, wot abowt it?
my wife is playing Tehenhauin
>>545762549>Wife wants a race warCongrats
>>545762549>wants a collection of bulls to satisfy herbased
>>545759547They added Titus to the Warpforge cardgame, so either Titus is not 100% Focus Home ore they seems willing to share him (for money).
>>545759513If we're taking ages of sigmar as canon then shouldn't festus have died in end times fighting Louen?
>>545762120>falling into the trap
Turin reaaally likes to pretend that his league is the best in the world "world championships". He is always hamming up the players as "the number 1 nurgle player in the world" or "top 3 player in the world" etc.But is he not wrong to do so? WH3 is pretty niche...
We will get a Total War: Age of Sigmar......But not yet.
>>545762526>>545763287I've spanked his ass back to mount gunbad multiple times nowThis campaign is actually turning out really nicely, it's been Queek vs Gorbad and Skarsnik, and Belegar has been growing in power and expanding towards eight peaks, so he's next.Much more comfy than Skaven used to be in WH2
>>545763179Festus was alive and well in AoS since it's 1st edition, together with brothers Glot and Rotgut, so if his death was retconed it was 10 years ago.
>>545763823>Age of sigmar so corny it retconned its own setup
>>545763453>WH3 is pretty niche...That's why he might actually be right.
>>545763948There literally isn't a set up with "everyone died. The End." Its very existance is a retcon of End Times
>>545764620Yeah I just don't like either, call me a grog
>>545764485There's gotta be some Chinese league that has 2 million players just for the fact that it's China though. And just because every single player picks Cathay every time doesn't make it any lesser
wow going east after kugath after your first province as imrik is a much comfier start than going after drazhoathyou can go secure your eastern flank by killing kugath and then ghorst, have a friendly greasus and zhao and then go back through pigbarter to get to drazhoath who now is usually fighting off tretch
>>545763179If you sell your soul to chaos they can revive you at any time. Classic examples of this Wulfrik in Fantasy and Lucius or Kharn in 40k.
>>545749572Yeah, the Falmari(Sea-Elves) are a group of Teleri that reached Valinor and settled on the coastside. The Teleri that remained in Middle-earth further subdivided into other groups, like the Sindar(Grey-Elves).
what does ships company do
>>545765581Oh I knew who the Teleri were but Falmari just reminds of skyrim
>>545765689Ah, the Falmer. I see what you mean.
>>545763179Everyone can be resurrected in AoS. The Chaos Gods just poof their old champions to life while non-Chaos get resurrected by someone else or just poof into existence based on alignment.
>>545765679they crew the ships and have swords
>>545765108>killing kugath and then ghorstWhat's fighting these LLs like for Imrik?I've only played Imrik in WH2.
>>545766414are they stronk
>>545766439kugath you can just kind of jerk him around as imrik as he shoots his slow ammo at you and you use imrik to assassinate his heroyou actually kind of want to army loss kugath because that guy is actually stronger than you in melee at that pointvampires kind of get hard countered by lore of fire wizard you start with and then imrik can kill all of their single entities, plus you can pretty easily get access to noblesghorst is ok, once you clear dragon isles and then skrap towers, you can then move on to flayed rockeither abandon skrap towers or just let them retake it so you can trap a ghorst army in there then move on to his tree and then back to gnobbly gorge and shambletownyou can usually at least trade agreement and military access greasus here because of this and this way your east flank is safe with him and zhao before you go back west to drazhoath/tretch
>>545765108>>545766439>>545767298How funny is it that the proud dragontamer prince of caledor ended up in bumfuck nowhere fighting for control of a town called Pigbarter
>>545767483
What the FUCK
>>545768519yeah how is that a close defeat, should be decisive
>>545768519not laughing now are ya
>>545768519You laughed at his stackNow open your crack
>>545769204gobbos don't raep tho
>>545702767iirc it's something along those lines death:unalterable,Metal:mutable,changing,etc
>>545768995>>545769179>>545769204Spoke too soon, green-thing
I really like playing wood elves in battles but who the fuck thought ritual of rebirth should only be one at a time
>>545766021>Allarielle revived DrychaBut why?
Peace for the peace god?
>>545771546She had no choice. Archaon was buttfucking the entire world until Sigmar launched his sigmarines.
>>545766021AoS is so ass
>>545768519Out fucking schemed!
>>545772205Nagash existing makes Fantasy even worse.
>>545768519You got scheme'd
>>545771546AOS Alarielle is more Ariel than Alarielle.
>>545772406so she doesn't cuck tyrion anymore?
>>545772582Tyrion is a certified cuck in AoS. But not due to Alarielle leaving him.
>>545771546Because Chaos, Nurgle specifically, was raping the realm of life so hard that she decided she needed the most racist, hateful, wicked tree spirit out there to help
>>545771546Sometimes you need to set your own house on fire to get rid of the roaches
>>545768519Post his webm!
>>545759080Nope.Blood Ravens and Titus are literally Your Dudes (corporate)They're relics from a time when GW actively encouraged people to come up with their own OC SM chapters and characters. Back then every game studio that licensed with GW was given the option to either use an existing faction or make their own with a prefab template.NuGW killed this dead and just retroactively adopted those corporate OCs into canon, but they're still ostensibly tied to their respective series.GW won't give Titus to CA to use just like Blood Ravens remain basically exclusive to DoW. It's not an issue of legal ownership but of franchising and branding.
>>545771546Immanent 777 years of rape
>>545773329You have no idea what you are talking about.
>>545773329Retard, they just made Titus a big canon part of the tabletop, receiving orders from girlyman himself.
>>545773329Titus was ALWAYS the second company captain since day one. He stops being one at the end of SM1 and returns to his post at the end of SM2. He's as "OC" as Cato Sicarius that took over his spot.
>>545773329It would be extremely soulful if CA made an OC chapter for the tutorial/default campaign of TW40k
>>545773329Blood ravens were in SM1 and their scheme is in 2
>>545775130After DoW3 they should be removed from the lore.
Damn. Eshin shadow dealings are pure trash
>>545762428Thanks for the autism, anon. I'll just build the military buildings to keep it fair and still give me some incentive to occupy more roman settlements in the hopes of them having aqueducts and entertainment buildings.What's an on theme army comp for the Ostrogoths? Roman infantry supported by some germanic bows/cav? I notice they dont really get any heavy infantry so I'm wondering how I want to fight battles. I'm guessing maybe 4 spears, 6 swords (in testudo or shield wall) with 4 bows/crossbows, 4 cav, large onager (to force enemy to come to me and to murderfuck the huns)Not a fan of pikes in attila even though the ostrogoths have some good ones from the looks of it.
>>545774778I think GW will do their utmost to put Ultra smurfs front and center.This game will be the biggest tabletop propaganda ever.
40keks still coping about their supposed "game" oh no no no no
>>545775849Pretty much. Even on the TT there are 20+ year old metal models that are still waiting to be redone but GW is too busy updating UM character models every 3 years.
>>545770424
Why did they nerf all the ports half a year ago?
>>545777807To weaken the DE AI.
>>545777952deserved
>>545771145Fuck it I can't be doing this being artificially held back for this many turnsI'll just never have the VH wood elf achievement
So I killed Malagor's herdstone and was going to take the settlements it would unlock, and all of a sudden Lybaras just has a T3 settlement in one of the ruinsWhat the fuck is this
>>545778668Kangz have a ritual where they can colonise ruins at t3
>>545779347You've stolen your last settlement khalida, time to get QUEEKED
>>545779746
If you have been at war with a faction then make peace with them, and then they declare war on you within 10 turns of making peace do they suffer any diplomatic penalties for that?
mhmmmmm pauldronswhich total war unit has the best pauldrons /twg/?
>>545756745pfft, why are you playing Skaven at all then? Just group them up and yolo them in, or are you going to autoresolve every battle of your campaign? Its glorious watching all the fodder die!
>>545703465Yes. I won't list it all, but the AI gets a lot of free shit. I won't list it all. But if IIRC. on Legendary, the AI gets something along the lines of:>About 2.5k extra base income.>75% building cost reduction>20% extra replenishment>Units cost half to recruit>Units cost half upkeep>Free 100 growth (factionwide)>6 global recruitment and -1 global recruitment duration>3 local recruitment and -1 local recruitment duration>Like 90% attrition reduction, effectively removing the mechanic from the game entirely for everyone except the player>Free bonuses to every unique race mechanic. Like being able to do all the dark elf slave mechanics for free without actually spending any slaves (mind you, they still get the bonuses for having slaves)Et cetera. Basically, the Legendary AI can support about 2 to 3 stacks with just their capital and only needs two turns to build a stack. Also, their only limit to how much they can build their provinces is the time it takes for buildings to be constructed.
>>545757051I wouldnt recommend it for multiplayer, who knows what denuvo is doing snooping on you.
>>545780918Chaos Warriors.
>>545695992>>545746875>>545747035>>545759513AoS sculpts are so nice. : ) If I was to ever get back into playing WHFB or Old World I'd be using a bunch of them, but put on square bases as god intended.
>>545770424Laughing at your army upkeep and blowing your food on menace below uses now though.
>>545716317Tanukhids, definitely.The spice dudes and the Jews are kind of too easy since they're sequestered off in their own little spot of the map that's incredibly rich.
Attila really is end turn simulator.Playing Himyar, being nice with the sassy boys for now and they've completely steamrolled ERE and have taken some desert settlements. I've been waiting on a few to rebel, but the rebellions keep getting squashed by the sassanid garrisons. Playing on VH, too. Guess i'll just have to betray the sassasnids and hope this doesn't go tits up.
>>545778668Whats the problem? Free T3 upgrade for you.
>>545781739On VH the AI basically never suffers rebellions because they cheat like +50 public order.Sassanids are your main enemy as the Himyar so yeah there's really nothing to do if you don't fight them. One of the downsides of being off on your own in the quiet corner of the map.
>>545780918Irsu's Henku units have some pretty hefty bronze age pauldrons
>>545780864no, of course not. YOU are penalized
>>545780918Chaos warriors,Harald,Skullcrushers.
unpopular opinion: I think the gigantic pauldron aesthetic looks silly, especially when it makes the wearer look like he has a tiny head
>>545782537Imagine trying to T-pose in >>545780918
>>545782595>attempt t-pose>crushes own skull
>>545781432You might have a tough time finding a 2nd person to play with
In retrospect Chaos does have some sick design.
>>545782537But space marines sell well so obviously fantasy marine lookalikes will sell well too!
>I'm very tired with TWSotek is leaving soon!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1WuDOF8Nzk&t=1822s
>>545783078Not when you realize that he has handlebars on the top of his helmet that would be perfect for giving piggy-back rides.
>>545783365Oh wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1WuDOF8Nzk&t=1822
>>545783078I wish Vampire counts had at least one unit with heavy armor like these.
>>545783393And how is he supposed to show everyone that he's a follower of Khorne then? uh?
>>545783393The leverage to break his neck would be unreal
>>545783393he's neckmaxing
>>545783747>And how is he supposed to show everyone that he's a follower of Khorne then? uh?You know, I think I'd still get the general idea.
>>545784526Noooo give it back!
>>545784526Hey what mark does he have?
Well I'm kinda bored of Gelt campaign, confederated all of Empire and kicked the shit out of Vlad, while still having half of Cathay as my personal holdings, vassalised Meow Ying and her warpstone snorting bro, I feel like the rest of the game will just be make-work mopping up anyone else and I really cannot be arsed with that shit. Who next, who's a fun Lord to play?
>>545787229Just wait for the dlc. Play some other game. Orion is always fun.
>>545787783Fuck wood elves, I cant stand that shit.
>this was fixed btwKEKAROO what a sloppy shop
>>545788823WH2>Noooo AI keeps making enourmous, strong empires that takes so much time to beat!!!>I'm fucking SICK of fighting Grimgor and Malekith everytime CA DO SOMETHING!!!r*ddit asked for this and now they are mad about it.
Does the TK and Lizard Ai work again?
>>545785357
>>545789286They fixed that with 6.3.3, more than a month ago.
>>545789192It really is funny how 90% of the game's current problems come from people bitching about something elseCampaign pacing and AI snowballing are a direct result of dumbing down autoresolve for shitters who didn't like having their artillery randomly destroyed, and you can't convince me otherwise
>>545788823>KEKAROO>>>/v/You are brown
Total War: NothingThe game where you pay us $60 and you get nothing in return. I think that's a great idea, I'd buy a CA game like that, wouldn't you? Lets show support and buy a game like that!
>>545789701Shadows of Change and Omens of Destruction already released and Tides of Torment is about to.
>>545789701That would save all of us thousands of hours. Imagine what we could do with all that time NOT playing videogames!
>open attila>play /twg/-recc'd franks>see roman settlement within marching distance>hire mercenaries without looking at their garrison>attack with twice as big as stack as i started with>garrison is 1/3rd that>close attilahard game they said
>>545785357>>545789521Just how old IS Malekith? This is making it sound like hes been hanging around for thousands of years.
>>545790896He hasLong elf lives plus magic is OP
>>545790896+- 7000 years old.
>>545763179Most of the Nurgle dudes died in that story. But they happened to have their own models so they were kept around. In the case of the Glottkin there was some elaboration on it, along the lines of Nurgle letting them out into the new world after having sealed them in jars in his attic as punishment for their failure to deliver Altdorf.
>>545790896Yeah he's kind of a constant in Naggaroth when everyone else is dying in plots to get in his little round table club
>>545790896He's 1000 years old in that book. And it takes place around -4419(current in game year is 2519) so he's around 8000 years in the game.
>>545790985Modern Fantasy lore(from the RPG) says elves can live as long as there is a deep purpose to their existence. If there isn't they wither and die after around 1000-2000 naturally.
>>545791454>>545791620So hes been salty about the whole Anaerion thing for thousands of years?! Get over it man, jesus christ.
>>545771546Trees gotta have a Drycha on their team.
>>545775845Personally I'd use roman units for your defensive infantry and gothic cavalry, archers and offensive infantry.Earlygame Gothic Swordsman (I think that's what they're called) are really strong offensive sword infantry for grinding through enemy spear walls, and Falxmen are powerful (but fragile) earlygame shock infantry. Lategame you get Palatina Defectors for heavier offensive infantry and Thracian Oathsworn, which are one of the best infantry units in the game period.Pikes are annoying to micro but what makes them good is that they have actual range so you can layer other infantry in front of them and they'll attack through to the enemy. They're super broken for holding a static point like a settlement gate. But yeah, annoying to micro since they need to sit still to fight
>>545792003>Get over it man,He's not the only. The entire Asur society was changed so drastically from what it was in his time all in a effort to NOT have a second Aenarion. Malekith want's to be like Aenarion while all the other elves have nightmare that it might actually happen.
>>545792176Drycha is a product of chaos. Her returning to AoS was retarded.
>>545790484Congrats, anon! Keep us posted on your franks campaign
Araby soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnNy-5Jotx4
It's coming...
>>545792675you mean like OVN Araby?
New thread>>545794292
>>545790896He was alive when the Vortex was established. He's like 7k years old and Morathi is even older
>>545792003As long as he is alive, he is the legitimate king.
