>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>545533240
Have your hugged your daughter-wives today?
>>545650152(((sources)))
well done dark cold dragon. roasted lizard taste like chicken so I heard.
>>545651242gg caligo, i forgot to buy stuff from the merchant including that damage negation> roasted lizard taste like chicken so I heardYes actually, crocodile tastes quite like chicken
xth for my wife Trish
>>545651242>>545651372
>>545651187t. coping duckletYWNBAS (You Will Never Be A Swan)
>>545651457ugly off-model sh-art, wrong skin color + dont talk about yourself trishjeet
>>545651828>YWNBAS (You Will Never Be A Swan)thank god for that, swans are absolute cunts
>>545650305I don’t think so. You are my wife. I do post here. It’s that simple.
>>545652032Don't male ducks rape and have a fucked up corkscrew penis?
>>545651457Fucking Trish's fat brown tits
>cancelled ED Caligo's ice storm 3 times in a row with randos>not a single clap emote or a "you're beautiful"yeah that's a 72 hour block
>>545651457You do realize we can tell it's you based on the filename you dumbass 0 IQ pajeet >>545652310And don't reply to yourself
>>545651457Post the fucking numbers you NEET. You chose to throw the first stone. Don't pussy out now.
>>545652151Yesit can unfurl and everything
>touch bloodstainWhat a cute touch to the general
>>545652032Based on how you dodge personal questions so much I'm starting to believe you might actually be a real duck with an xbox adaptive controller set up made to browse the internet and play video games. I'm noticing...
>>545653867thank you I started it
>>545652519randos.... randos never change...
>>545654190>3.8k lightning bolts on Fulghor>+Damage and +School should not be able to be rolled on the same relic, it was a mistakeRevenant GODS eating good
>>545652519some of you dont even gesture after a run, even if it went well. why would you do this? do you not have a soul?
>>545655267I usually spam a funny skill or casual greeting
>>545655267I go on 50+ game win streaks, the run is only going so well because I’m there retard
>>545655513you sound like a dsg'er
>>545655513>I go on 50+ game win streaksproof?
>>545652519>>545655267>>545655472I think the end of the nightlord fight needs a lot more time. More people would be emoting and doing stuff, but there's not a lot of time to do much. You only have time to immediately do 2 emotes. If you have to run to each other, that takes up the whole timer.
>>545655513Cocky Devil Knight is best Devil Knight
>>545655989Is devil nig retarded?
>>545654051stop noticing
>>545655989>>545655513>deviljeetxhe is C tier at best
>>545656137>>545656223He's only lost 25 games total. If that's C tier then what does that make everyone else.
>>545656694I didn't ask if he was good at the game I asked if he was retarded
>>545656790Yes of course. Everyone here is retarded.
>>545656153
>>545656153I am now looking the other way about this matter.
i kinda want to do a lossless D5 challenge where i restart my save if i lose, but base game queues are probably dead
>>545657948just add terr and you'll be lossless for 50 games d5
>>545658192I've never seen terr win a d5 game
Please queue>>545658512that's cause you're busy spamming /vg/ and never even bought the game ruski
>>545657948>but base game queues are probably deadYes they are but base game is hilariously easy to solo and Depth 1 queues are instant. If you're playing in D5 then you're more than a match for solo. If you want easy mode pick Wylder find some weapon with a decent charged R2 speed and posture break everything including nightlords in 3 r2s.In solo you have a free ress for day 1/day 2/nightlord that refreshes every day. There's a wending grace in all 3 merchant shops every game, regular, the big merchant and nightlord merchant which only costs 10k each. You need to do 4 nightlords to unlock Heolstor then after Heolstor you can do depth 1
>>545659227Your image convinced me to queue
>>545659227Is this what all Rev mains look like?
>>545659227>ruski>asking to queue>AI slop imagewho tf is this
>>545659383>>545657948I did a few base game queues and got games easily have you guys actually tried???
>>545659227>>545659582>>545659609>>545659946your'e replying to le hecking epix Bjarktroon
>>545660103only the dragonirian schizo calls other people russian tho
1/3, did u guys match up with the rev poster already
gg bug
>>545651457Anoon~ I'm queued. Come come. Let me drain your POINTS.And cute art!!!
underage 3 barring pajeet above me
>>545652968Ok relax here it is!
ggs ED adelrough start
>>545662105gg gigadel
>>545661654Why are you replying to yourself
>>545662105I go to crit Adel, I get the animation but he desyncs, recovers while I'm still in the crit, then starts up his giant AoE sequence which hits a hundred times at this mouth before he does so and kills meDamn him
>>545662270that was very unfortunate to watch
>>545662105cc why are You like this,we havent even played, My only offense has been leaving a Game like 3 weeks ago. Why do You care about the schizo ramblings of My haters in these threads? As we know it's probably a few guys who don't Even play. Sorry if i was rude, please reconsider. Ask anyone who actually plays with me I am chill
>>545659227>”bjark” defending terrGrim sight to see if true>>545662090Hot lolis
oh my fucking god he just doesn't stop
did you guys know trish ragequitted 3 weeks ago i dont think he brought it up yet
FUCK forgot I didn't have the password on again
>>545662503nigga please shut the FUCK UP FOR ONCE
>>545662503we played once, i have never blocked someone from the thread linking a profile and suggesting a block
>Even on Ironeye you're better off using RoA on a greatbowFeels dumb
>>545662928To be fairy i quit on digle AND skorvan two of the biggest F tier lolcows in this thread so I did u guys a favor basically, they were afk doing jackshit the first 5 minutes. Come onnn why are You like this haha
>>545659383alright if i don't get an erg game in the next 10 minutes i'll try it
>>545663327You need psychological help, bad.
>revenant OP>god awful start to the threadHow are these dots always connected?
>>545663148Give me a chance please.. don't be so unresoneable. 90% of what is said about me are just the delusions of anon, we ARE in this stupid website lol. I am totally chill in zorbs chat AND stuff. Ill be your lootbitch please.
>>545663327>two of the biggest F tier lolcows in this threadIt's you. You're the F tier lolcow.
Where the FUCK is the FUCKING DLC
>>545663327what's wrong with skorvan? he's cool by me
>>545651457>>545661654>>545662503>>545663954I told you to not post my wife post here you ESL faggot
>>545663954>I am totally chill in zorbs chatThis you?
>>545664139Idk I Guess theyre alright, they do be writing paragraphs of why they don't like me and thats p cringe imo. Also no self respecting man would do the whole blocking thing
>>545664040browns are incapable of self-reflection its always dindu nuffin
>>545664259Wow i used caps lock thats out of fucking like bro wow!!!Is all You know how to Say "self reflection" AND "Brown" lmao grab a thesaurus mf
>>545664139>what's wrong with skorvan?Nothing. Xhe trishjeet is having his daily melty and targets random posters to out his frustration on. (the frustration being born in new delhi, india)
Why all this drama just to play videogames... This is the first time ive had this "issue" You guys are SO weird
>>545664607idk he seems more SEA than jeet to me, those guys love their schizophrenia and he keeps replying to himself pretending to be someone else
>No I wont use Nightrider Glaive>No I wont use a meta ash of war>No I wont use a mimic tear no matter what in a boss fight>No I wont follow a guide on how to get physicks or flask upgradesAyup it's gaming time baby!
shameful display, why didnt i just shoot the boss
GG Fulghor. Thanks for the save at the end.
>>545666356>>545666565gg guys i had to rely on perfumes to not get one shot that fight
>>545650536>clit peakI love this so much
Any all purpose builds? I want to go through the game without being forced to change my weapons or fit for just one boss.
>dragon build>puterescent knight>goes to do his fire frostbite AoE>lol np I can just jump into the air and firebreath him because to dodge you just jump this attack>it still hits me while I'm in the air breathing fireThe absolute state of A team, what is this shit?
>>545667007donttry to fuck with the cockless horse nigga do it properly
>>545666936Strength strike damage build nothing is resistant to that except slimes.
>>545667171should you use a shield or no
>>545667418I dunno, depends how much you plan to get hit?
>>545667626I get hit. A lot. With pretty much every enemy barring the slimes.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKINGGGGG RANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
>>545667727Well strength builds have access to good shields so you should be covered.
>>545667442Every good male character art is exclusively drawn by 30 year old lonely smelly fujo women from an east asian country
>>545667890would
does ed augur trig successive or charged negation?
good night erg
>>545668923its 1pm you sissy bitch. fuck you
>>545668923Good night anon *kisses u on the forehead*
>>545669192I just ate too much lunch, do I get a kiss on the forehead?
>>545669283Maybe....
When will cardboardcupcake post more of her body already?
>>545669454post your weight
I'm gaming
>>545669556260 lbs
GG guys, eeeasy heolstor 5, smooth run unlike anon's eeew. When he does the second nuke I just walk behind him now.
Reveant is basically the only reason I kinda want to play nightrain... if she wasn't so sex I wouldn't even care.
ggs ED horseclean as fuck game
nice game horse sorry about the start he raped me after I missed the Black Knife art
My tarnished looks like pure sex.
>>545672435tumblr nose though
hmmmm flame of fremnzy
>>545672435Literally beautiful from every angle. Pure perfection.
>>545672435>my tarnished looks like pure sex
>>545672706Post your tarnished then I'll give you one (you) if she looks better than mine, and also possible one if she looks like shit because I will tell you.
>>545672354>>545672372gg continuous hp loss
>>545668447if you hit the 3 barred battery next to you, yeah
>>545672816>>545672636>>545672435>being this defensive over your ugly goblina characterTroon behavior.
gg gigadel daughter-wife and wylder-broadel was on me for like a minute straight wtf was that about
>>545674620I mean he also marked you and went for Wylder for his entire combo, too."That won't hit me I can finish this cast" count: 3
my tarnished
>>545672706I love my cute nip wife>>545672549>>545671452True>>545670087My wife doesn’t game actually
>>545655513What has that got to do with being a soulless NPC after a run?>>545655989That's not me. >>545656223t. D tier
>>545674620You had the red dot at the end but then he randomly aggro'd on to me. Weird ass dragon.
>>545664094In your asshole now tell me the name of that blob
>>545664607>>545664386accurate
>>545656137What possessed you to ask this?
>>545674824>>545675161uh oh deviljeet melty
>>545665065Nice knightly drip anon, I think I may know you from somewhere.>I want to play this build>No actually I want to play this>No actually I want to play this>"It's you again? Get your respec and fuck off already," says Rennala when she sees me yet againI've fucked up my build big time and I still can't decide how I'll be playing in NG+
>>545674929maybe someone was running less likely to be targeted. Bugs out the boss sometimes.
What do you mean, "Where's my bulge?"
gg normal libranever ED when you want it to be, how boring
I didn't even know the hump spell was in the game. I was kinda surprised that I was getting a exploding circle on me every time he cast it despite purple Less Likely but I guess it's cause I'm always plinking him so I'm on the aggro table vs on wylder where it drops constantly and doesn't put one on me. gg
>>545676042>>545674738Also sorry I was lagging behind/half focused for parts of day 2. Had a work related distraction to deal with. Fingerprint shield + tons of negation to go around was pretty nice though. I was spoiled for options and didn't know what to drop.
>>545676623what the fuck is the hump spell? Is that when sissysucc sits on your lap and you cum in your pants?
>>545676819Noble Pressence(?), makes you do the Godskin Noble belly hump but on a normal character it just looks like ur thrusting ur hips to lay down pipe
Best dormant weapon type for strevenant?
I q>>545675705I played my ng+ with envoy greathorn and enjoyed it up until the final two bosses
>>545676747Don't videogame at work>>545676908None just use spells like a normal person
I'm blocked by like 8 people now, a bunch of them for no reason like tide Even though he added me once to talk and we had a bunch of good runs, weirdo.Can we make it to 10 reddit?
>>545675705you look gay
>>545677328Trying to beat dantevs score but by being a Natty cheating is so lame
Why did fromsoft lie about the dlc coming out this year?
>>545677328>no reasonyou're awful at the game and act like a schizo in the thread
>>545677328you're indonesian
>>545676747Don’t post my wives in here without permission in the future.
>>545666815That’s more like hood peak than anything it’s barely anything but yes I like it too good taste
>>545678089I keep hearing that and the average thread discusión here is a bunch of slurs, what are You on about haha. also when we played You throw a bunch so don't act holier than thou lil bro
>>545677087>None just use spells like a normal personI want to have fun. Of course I'm going to pick up incantations and use my FP, but I want to do big bonks too. What do you think>Colossal Weapons>Colossal Swords>Great Axes>Great Hammers Great Hammers seem decent since a number of them have faith scaling too.
>>545678340im not tide. i just have you blocked
>>545678389sorry but this is problematic. stop using heavy weapons with rev
It's quite impressive he's managed to ruin his reputation worse than terr in the span of a month
>>545678393Name? For the sissy coward listMan i havent done shit to You all yet You act like this,i imagine if a girl broke up with You (giga hypothetical) You guys would kill yourselves lmao
When using the perfume bottle weapons, you can't equip almost any ashes of war and trade your ability to backstab/riposte for... what exactly? This is some harp bow tier nonsense.
>>545678506>erg preffers a schizo who samefags all day AND posts bbc pornSounds about right
>>545677328post your hours coward
remember when people were struggling to beat ED adel? those were the days
>>545674026Good advice!
Instead of sucking dicks and arguing over who has the most gapped anus, can you queue?
>>545670162https://youtu.be/VpnzssRMxYA
>>545678854My hours are >!69 with youre mom!<
>>545677087>Don't videogame at workI thought I was in the clear but there was something small I had to take care of...
>>545679346The way I remember it is we all thought it was a cool as fuck fight and had high hopes for the rest of the ED'soh how wrong we were
>>545679804Nothing can top the bait & switch of ED Libra.After the shitshow of ED Augur, everyone was 100% sure Libra would be kino, since the base fight was already solid.Then ED Libra happened.
gg dog
>>545679653I love that person's art. They need to do versions of all the boys like this.
that was so fucking embarrasing holy fuck, gg we got raped by everything at the castle
>>545680704I haven’t played in like 4 days but everything felt super laggy
>>545679804>>545680076The best part about ED adel was that he wasn't supposed to drop that day, some fromsoft employee accidentally enabled his fight. Remember there was no announcement or build up he just randomly appeared it was kino
>>545680076ED Libra is kino, it's just also a fucking circus
Was thinking of doing another run of Elden Ring in the future. I'm considering doing a sword and shield build except I recall that straight swords suck if not dual-wielded. Is there any hidden tips I should know to improve my experience?
>>545678506>>545678815They’re both shit no need to choose
>>545678340NTA both you and Tidejeet are pretty bad
>>545681396brass shield + noble slender shield felt pretty meh... Might want to look into incant buffs or great shields or something. It's just nice you can slap carian ret or gold parry on a medium shield
>>545681868also barricade shield wasn't something I messed around with in my sword n board playthrough but I'm gonna assume brass shield + barricade can get some work done. You can swap around no skill/parry/barricade depending on the boss.
>>545681396greatshield + large weapon guard counter spam unfortunately
>>545681868>noble slender shieldMeant NS sword obviously
>>545681396Straight swords are fine on their own, especially with square off which is one of the most OP skills. Carian Retaliation lets you parry with a medium shield better than a regular small shield parry, great choice for sword and board if you want to parry stuff.
>>545681396uninstall elden slop and come play Nightreign with the boyz
>>545681868>>545682453I'll keep that in mind.>>545682058Damn...>>545682485I actually just played Nightreign with /erg/ for the first time in a while and that got me in the mood to try Elden Ring again.
Incredible game lads.Augur event in the fucking rain, you love to see it.
>>545678815BBC porn is /erg/ culture thoughbeit
>>545677328I will never block you
>>545672435Is it ugly on purpose?
Why did you not buy the smithing stone or big damage talisman from the shop Trish
GG zane and sludgey, nice to see you! Ty for all the dropsss
UsHmmm think I only had moneys for the stone and gaol key. I need a good recluse invader relics sooo bad. Every run practice drags me across the map to kill zhem AND I get no bonus haha
>>545685226Would a general night invader relic not be better than one of your crystallian relics in the long run? Like I’m pretty sure if you got 3 invaders then it’ll work out at more than a one crystal buff
>>545685468Yeah, i'm just looking for a good one because I usually get the staff súper early, SO it is kinda of a tradeoff for day 1 damage. Like look at this shit, It's possible
>>545685791Yeah that one is very good, I’d say try it out one game
>>545686183Haha it's just a screenshots from the better website, reddit, Id kill for that but yes I'll try invaders. You have at least 14% damage assured so more than 1 Crystal right
>>545683487Haha thanks anon. Arent I Nice ingame? I always Wiggle and emote backk!!
>>545687397>>545686458>>545685226You're not allowed to avatarfag as recluse you're tainting her reputation
I was surprised I could tank Calligo's breath that well, if it weren't for the frostbite it would only take about 1/9th of my HP or so
someone please rescue me from 1/3
>>545688528Note to self : Holy sucks against Caligo.GG Caligo, at least I was doing big damage against Dancer.
>>545688629Okay but I'm not gonna play my main
>>545688682If it helps you remember, pretty much everything is bad against Caligo except Fire and Strike.
>>545688682IIRC she has a 20% resist to Magic, Ltng and Holy damage but a -35% weakness to fire lmao
ATTENTIONI HAVE UNBLOCKED MY ENTIRE BLOCKLISTYOU WILL BE RE-BLOCKED IF YOU SPAM PING
>>545688682>stupid nigger doesn't know to bring fire to caligoYou are stupid
>>545689365caligo is the one boss where if you pick a caster, you're semi-throwing
>>545689692Sorceries still deal enough raw damage to get past the resistances.
>>545689692I did not pick a caster.I picked Reaper Duchess lmao.We still beat it with Guardian and Recluse (pregnant)
>>545689692I typically use slicer duchess vs her and it breaks her armour really fast. Carian greatsword melts her
queue or i'm gonna flip the frick out
>>5456920321/3
>>545692143same
I love you, yes YOU, but not in a gay way although I'm a man.
>>545692548Thanks anon, I needed that. I love you too, not in a gay way.
>>545692548>>545692624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqfZYvsTkkk
>>545692548I hate you
>>545692548>>545692624I love you both in a straight way.
gg bugs once again every time i used invisibility it trolled us all i will never understand this ult
ggs 1 minute bugsits much easier to deal with the charge without duchess ult, it just makes it spaz out unpredictably when it doesn't have a single target it chases
>>545689692The fuck are you talking about? Revenant agaisnt Calligo gets 3k per cast of FoF easy, ~1500 with blackflame ball or so.
>>545693326Just don't use it on the bugs charge, it's as shrimple as that
>>545693557Did you get them both pregnant
GG! Reclusesisters we were doing soooo much damage. Sorry for going down a bunch, I literally dont give a hell I just wanna spam my shotgun... bad habit...
GG Adel, great team! God damn Recluse does damage, I'm not used to playing chrs that shit out damage that hard lmao
>>545693557I forgot to type gg>>545693648hags can't get pregnant
>>545678646a melee weapon with pure affinity damage and at least one of the AoWs was cracked out the ass
>>545693765She's like 35, she can get pregnant.
>>545693705No YOUR great. thanks for the run. Is this your alt? Feels like i havent seen You in a bit. Btw, small tip, against horse type enemies like DTS it's good to freeaim shotgun to their mass Center, on the lock on point You lose out on damage because it's so high SO it doesnt fully connect.
DAMN starter camp was STACKED
>>545693504and what if you don't get FoF, you dumbass fucking nigger? that's what I mean by semi-throwing
>>545694008Nah this is my normal acc, just been queueing on and off with different names, and tnx 4 the tip! I'll keep it in mind for next time.Captcha: RTXHD
>>545694234All you need is Incantation +6 or Affinity +6 and Night Invader+Gaol. You will find flame sling or black flame at the minimum and it will do a shit load of damage.
>>545693902I mean technically she can but not without health risks>>545692548>>545692624>>545692874Keep it to yourself
How can Raider be fixed? Still does great damage, and totem can be useful, but feels he is has one less skill than everybody else.If anything it can be used as an "oshit" card, but you will die to whatever residual damage is thereJumping dual great weapons still fun as shit tho
>>545688057this only true blue bwc sluts may don her image
why does it feel like spells don't work on any of the faster bosses? Never liked playing pure Melee.
>>545694674Step 1-Give him like 90% damage reduction on his skill so he doesn't fucking EXPLODE when trying to use it for it's intended purpose 99% of the time in depth 5Step 2-Make his passive give a teamwide 20-30% increase to stance breaking to give him an actual reason to be ran instead of wylder or guardianDone.
>>5456942341500 on black ball is more than any melee is going to do in the same amount of time unless they get the cranial vessel, and the RNG on that is way worse
la la laaaaa
>>545695839recluse's dark moons...
>>545694674Retaliate needs to work with rally and need way higher damage negation at a bare minimum. His charge attacks on his unique moveset need to be completely reworked, they're unusable.
>>545696086marika's big... suns?
adel's tornado spawned on top of me, what can i do
>>545696901that tornado really was out to get us, what the fuckmy fault for not correctly timing my ult to cancel the 1st tornado... forgive me
>>545696901he jumps in the direction of the area hes going to put the tornado in, you should be watching for that jump and already be running away from it.
>>545697179np anon it's all good
>1/3...
it's my birthday today
>>545696792Marika's holy golden udders~
>>545697994Happy birthday anon! I'm proud of you for making it another year. Cheers to more years to come.
gg fulghor. >>545697994Happy birthday anon!
ok im playing with randoms then
>>545697994eat shit and die
ggs fulghori strongly disagree with going mountaintops there (even if it had worked out). it's only worth it if you bumrush the dragon and ignore the shit along the way, but we didn't. would have been way better off just clearing castle. instead all we got was... 20% damage from frostbite for one guy?
>>545697764Am going to ttthe gas station anon but i'll queue in like 40 mins
Bullish on hag pussyIf you're french hag lf midwest farmboy hmu
>>545698082>>545698156>>545698242thanks anons>>545698252why are you going to the gas station
>>545697994happy birthday!
>>545698249either castle or mountains were fine thereyou two are just slow
>>545696426>Retaliate needs to work with rallyi don't think being able to regain the 20 hp or whatever from a single hit from rally is going to make a dent in any of the reason raider is rough in high depthsjust make his unique moveset only apply to one weapon type instead of 3
>>545698249>complaining after a winpersonality issue>>545698314don't interact with the trishjeet
>>545698317thanks anon
>>545698490often after you get hit you're only option is to retaliate or die and it does big damage while you still have rally bar
>>545697994I dont care
>>545698249You generally come out of mountaintop with 2-3 legendaries each if you do it early. It's 100% always worth doing. It's basically a strictly better rotting woods. But what do you care about efficiency? You're playing raider.
>>545698472we were right behind you...? we were together for every boss, it definitely wasn't an issue of us being too slow to keep up with you.mountaintop dragon has fuckoff pierce resist btw, i do basically no damage to it. best i can do is get its aggro so it just breathes frost into the wall over and over while you guys hit it.
>>545698771you cared enough to reply, thanks anon
>>545697994Happy birthday!
>>545698772>You generally come out of mountaintop with 2-3 legendaries each if you do it early. It's 100% always worth doing.we were good on loot, we needed runes. there aren't any legendary we'd even have used there. maybe a carian scepter for moon? we were fighting fulghor, duchess already had his status weapons (though looks like he never picked up the cracked out scopid stinger i dropped?), we had lightning spear and i had my bow. there simply was no good reason to go mountaintops over castle there.
>>545698249>>545699181You're a grown ass manDo the fucking mountaintops
>>545699181>>545698772Case closed lets block trish
>>545698889I was recording and want don't want to post receipts or call you out but one of you was unaccounted for for a whole 1m10s at level 4 while the other two were fighting an invader and PoI bossThat shit adds up
>>545697994Happy birthday cutie!
>>545699431i was recording too, only time i can see anyone being absent for an invader poi was me running back to reset my bars because i got clipped twice in a row trying to get out of the basement. what's wrong with that? if i get clipped by a pebble from behind and get 1shot because we're only level 4 then it's guaranteed death or a massive waste of time for someone else to try and revive and probably down too
>>545698940>>545699486thanks anons, I'm not cute though
>>545699769I had ult to rez you if you 3barred on roof because you 2barred to alexander on the wayGoing AWOL for 70s is never the best option
>dingletroon meltyI love these!
>>545698249>pedo-troon anon>dinglejeet>zanenightmare lobby
>>545699983look man, i've seen so many invader pois go to complete shit because people get too greedy. if you go down first and can't ult to revive, then what? what if the attack that downed you both at the same time downed me too? then it's a full reset and we do actually lose a full 70s. it was already bad luck for the invader to spawn on the upper level, there's no reason to make an already ballache of a poi even worse by 3 barring in the middle of it.>>545700206>suggesting better routing is a melty nowthis is your one and only reply so savor it kid
>>545696792For Godfrey only>>545697994>>545698252Don’t blogpost here
>this is your one and only reply so savor it kid
>>545700418I'm not saying invader spawning on roof is easy or risk free I'm saying don't disappear during it.If you were there, and I went down 1bar first, and I couldn't be revived before you two both died then that sounds deserved and unfortunate but is still less likely than the occasional guaranteed -800 when miyazaki pulls a "connection lost can't reconnect"
>>545700208what's wrong with daddy-hubby and zane?
>>545701645whatever man, i would always prefer someone pop out to touch a grace if they already downed twice in the poi. this isn't really relevant to the mountaintops thing anyway, it's not like we spent any of day 2 mopping up invader pois, only the regular camp. so what you're talking about shouldn't have any bearing on the choice between castle and mountaintop there.
Ill play Raider for DepthsHow should I build it?
>>545702243one is a pedophile the other is an uncarryable shitterthe Z in his name standing for Z tier
>>545685791this is cheated just like most of your good relics trish
>>545702602>nightmare lobby of 3 uncarryables won
Just played basegame for the first time in a while and oh my god lmao>Full HP Negation + Taking damage negation>Continuous recovery>Every time caligo does small chip damage to me like the breath or shards or something I instantly blip right back up to full healthLiteral childrens game
>>545702373With relics.
>>545702243The last 2 games I had with Zane were absolute nightmare matches
>>545703134look at the arena its fulghor
>>545702373For normal relics use Attack power increased for each night invader defeated, damage taken while using character skill boosts attack power, and whatever survivability relic you want (dark night of the fathom is very good for this). For deep relics, get Max Hp up, Physical attack up+4, Character skill debuffs enemies, and if you can, dormant power helps find fists. That's literally all you need.
>>545703387trish coded post
>>545704127Every match with Trish is sub-Zane tier Alberitintnly Albeitntyly
>>545704074Phys ATT UP is not great, since almost all good weapons, not matter the type, have split damage.It's even worse with fists since they have innate bleed on most of them.Replace it with post damage HP restoration +2/+1, it's WAY better.
>>545704461I see, ty for the insight. If that's the case, does improved initial standard attack boost the affinity too or just the physical damage?
>>545704461That's cap as fuck. If anything fist builds are one of the melee weapons that profit off it the most since everyone running dormant fists really just wants star fists or iron balls
>>545702373Your options are retarded executor, dinglemode, or retarded recluse
>>545702373ED Augur + Evergaols + Ninvaders for your base relicsDormant Fists + 2 free slots for your Deep relicsYou can negation stack, Phys4 stack, use that shitty new Deep Relic effect raider got, 2H poise break bonus, Max HP/Affinity Negation/Physical Negation/HP+ on great churches, etc. just whatever good shit you roll that matches the colors
>>545704686I'm not sure but I think ISA does not care about split damage.>>545704786Just go into training and test it, see how much damage you gain. It's not great on fist since they have low AR, definitely not worth the curses you are gonna get.
>>545704990FAGGOT
>>545704990Just tested it in training mode, ISA does in fact boost both Physical and Affinity damage, interesting... Might have to make a few ISA builds now.
>>545705868ISA is a fun idea until you play it and realize it's boring as shit
>>545693650you just suck is all
>>545705868do whatever you want, you're throwing if you pick raider and I'll block you after the match is over.
>>545706219I'm not the raider anon, I'm the other guy lmao
>>545705868>ISA does in fact boost both Physical and Affinity damage, interesting...It boosts the first attack of an attack string, it doesn't boost physical or affinity damage itself.
>Queue dead on a friday nightIt's joever
ggs heolstor, good try
>>545700206But I thought dingtroon didn't eat shit often?
>>545706625Everyone eats shit.
>>545702373Anything but caster raider, otherwise you are getting blocked.
>>545706772Caster raider only does 10% less damage than Recluse though, literally the same damage as Duchess
>>545706587we got heolstord... ggs though
>>545706772caster raider is just as good as greatbow raider. (both are terrible and a detriment to the team)
>>545706707Yeah, but you eat shit more than an actual good player here. I haven't 3bar'd since the last Everdark was debut'd, we are not the same.
>>545700965these always make me chuckle>>545703234cute>>545706572couldn’t agree morehow far this place has fallen
>>545706853My experience with caster raiders has been uncarryable dogshit tier. >>545706920Honestly this but cancer raider is even worse.
>>545706853Yeah, let's use Duchess but without the versatility, Restage DMG boost, amazing dodge, or high base FP. Dumb troon.
>>545706958Everyone eats shit.
>>545707391Not everyone is as Indian as you.
>>545707501kek
>>545707501Sorry DanteV I didn't mean to trigger you
>>545707612Sorry brony-obsessed schizo, I forgot you don't like it when your people get made fun of.
>>545707770I don't know what that is Dante. Is that one of your devil triggers?
>>545707820>incoherent jeet babble Not your boogeyman btw, cute obsessed though
>>545708012Most people don't have boogeymen. What obsession are you talking about?
GGs Hotdogs.
why are you guys even responding to such obvious ragebait
>>545708850ggcan you believe people actually dodge that bosscouldn't imagine
>queue>instant 1/3 2/3 1/3God we could be having instant games but you guys had to be mindbroken zoomers.
>>545698048>>545697551>>545694886>>545694816true>>545698225sad>>545698307incredibly based
>>545706012it's fun to hit things with my sword and see the boss health bar move an appreciable amount
>look at map>draw line from invaders to castle to topside boss cluster/shifting earthwow routing is HARD
gg giga horse
>>545710496you'd think it would be that easyand it usually isbut people still severely fuck it up
>>545711254gg Ironguy and Lady :D
>>545710496And yet some people here completely freeze up the moment there's more than 0.1 seconds without a ping dropped. This playerbase fucking sucks
gg2ezforLotusqueezy
>>545710496Except it's RNG and the team can fuck up, putting a wrench in the plans
I pick Duchess because of the potential for ED Libra and its always fucking normal libra
>>545712459Yeah I was expecting ED libra too. Bit of a letdown.
Is it me or does the game just randomly decide that your range is shorter than normal?
new comfy base game set
shit wylder
>>545713015omg no.... no say sorry now
>ED libra>ED libra>ED libra>ED libra>ED dogs>ED dogs>heolster
Shit Raider
Gg ed libra ytlaire and brynn, knew it was gonna be it as soon as I saw the madness campus and less likely to job
>>545714715It was fine, I did my job being the only lucklet without less likely to be raped, I ran.
>>545715031Haha yeah good call, god libra is so tanky to spells
saar do not redeem the racism saar you bloody madarchod we are superior brahmin caste
>>545715217Storypost what triggered you instead of vagueposting dramaqueer.
>>545715217Shut up terr we ARE gonna take over your wimmen and country saar
>>545715292Mysterious ESL post
>>545714715Stop namedropping you dumb tourist troon
haha o fugg i didn't get any negation :DD
>>545715698>inb4 giant paragraph from lotustroon on how you should have done things differently
>>545715698>drop crucible spear since charged incan does nothing for lightning strike and it would likely be good for wylder>nine-box takes a nanometer of a step closer to the door>cutscene and moved to boss arena>spear is goneGod damn it....Was a great run all around though. Wish my seal rng was better....
>>545716206it's ok I had a lightning bonkerfor some reason the chicken bone is really fucking strong compared to other colossal weapons, or at least it feels like it.
>>545716406It actually great for phase 1 because he's neutral to it. He's "technically" resistant in phase 2 but lightning has a stupidly high base so that 20% means nothing at the end of the run unless it was a VERY cursed run.
>>545715698That asshole Heolstor deadangled me with his explosion stab... I thought he was going for me but apparently he wasn't.>>545716206I mean if you find both lightning strike and discus you've basically won the seal RNG lottery, the only thing missing would be FoF
>>545716770I learned his explosion attack is easily dodged if you:>roll backwards during the first stab>run the fuck away during the 2nd stab into the ground
>>545715584Billy, Jessica, Victor, bobU mad dude?
>>545716854the thing about those is he has tells for when you can roll dodge the explosions. When he raises his sword in the air on the first one, at its peak you roll. For the second hit when the tip of the sword connects with the thing you can roll to dodge it. Both have a very slightly leniency but not by much.
>>545716770You'd think but my experiences with discus are>miss>miss>miss>miss>missIf the enemy isn't an obease fatass that sits there like dragonkin it will whiff a lot because enemies will do that weird schmoving shit. Little to no hitstun too so it can't CC very well, which was why that beastman ruin turned into a mini shitshow. It's why discuss isn't so useful against heolster IMO, but useful against dogs, because one is so fucking big you'll likely hit at least once before the flash step across the arena to bully the wylder with spicy burps.
>>545716912>victordon't you talk shit about victor he's a treasure
>>545716770Don't forget Triple Rings or Greyoll's Roar
I'm in D3 and I just had the worst team I have ever played with in this game.
>>545713759wanna trade? I've been getting adel non-stop, shit's boring as fuck
>>545716854I normally do that but on executor I just deflect it because it's an easy punish and builds me ult, I just was dumb and didn't realize he was going for someone else
>>545717346I started a new account a week ago and climbed back up to D5. I had exactly one game where we lost to the Night 1 boss and it was D3. Feel most casuals will float in the trenches between 2 and 3, try hards between 3 and 4, and no lifers are at 5 because there's hardly a difference between 4 and 5
>>545707612you have to admit you kind of walked into that one man >>545713759made to be bred with blonde seed
>>545715328Watch your mouth bhenchod terrjeet is a proud Dalit bbc lover as well
>>545717346This really is a baby game the average souls player can mindlessly play without even knowing what any of the passives or relic effects do. I've played with someone who had 100 hours into this game. The runs went fine (we were playing base game runs), it was fun and chill and I can't wait to play with them more. But man they did NOT know what the fuck they were doing, and they had starter shop tier relics. No exaggeration. RNG can only fuck you so much. ED/Boss, Sigil shop, and character quest relics exist.
clumsy my connection to you is atrociousbut i got S T A C K E D to fuckALSO WHEEL GO WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>545719979GG pizza lad.And yeah clumsy's net is a bit jank tonight, which is odd because it's pretty stable normally.
>>545719979dancer gave me a big ol' spook two times in a row
>>545720171https://youtu.be/osuX_M0Q8HsDancer be like
>>545719554Nightreign is harder than most souls games though because time is also a factor. Most players are used to winning by being patient with fights which you can't do in this game. It's true that you can stack buffs and relics so high that you can melt the Nightlord, but to get there you had to have played well during the first two nights
fuck you and your penis tower
>>545719979you have the worst internet here
>>545720424idk how tho I have fiber, get the advertised speeds, and my ping is always low. what the fug.>bitchface smelter demon hits the bush stump with his down swing, ending the animation earlyfuck me i guess
>>545720576>>545720424Well actually, I do tend to play EU hours more often than not and i'm NAE, so that sorta makes sense if you're from anywhere not 'murica. Otherwise i'm not really sure.
>>545650536You wouldn't fuck a doll right?
Queue? Please?
so bored. no one here is nice to me
>>545721712I can be if you queue
I queued and sat at 1/3
>>545721978Unblock Trish you bigot
>>545722130I don't have Trish blocked
I put on nyaight invaders on guys finally so we should be looking at some serious damage
>>545703234Yeah its insane how easy it is. Didn't feel that way back then
>>545722776Do you sleep?
>>545722889Only with you're mom
>>545722962Goddamn you blew his asshole out here go easy on the guy
good morning erg!!
>>545723471GM buddy!
>>545723471greet
>>545723471good meowning
>>545650536This is AI slop isn’t it
>>545723471GOOD RAPING SARR
>>545723471good morning ryaposter!!!
>>545724710nope, artist is seishun dendeke
Where is my wife?
Any queuers?
>>545723471Good morning wifey ready for our breeding session? :)
>>545726350Leave her alone
>>545725941i don't wanna get out of bed i'm comfortable
q
>>545725941I'm taking a break from nightreign and playing Wuchang fallen feathers instead
>>545727243That game seems mid
IM SO HEALTHY RAAAAAGHHHHH
will queue for 10 more minutes before going randoms
>>545728462you need less health
>fulghor target switch dust attacks me exactly as my opal bubble fades Actual suffering
>>545728758hahaha hahhaha duchess no boobies but recluse big boboies
>>545728878Terr-sama…
>>545726776She doesn’t want to be left alone she will cry
>>545670087
>>545727629It is. Wukong is better and even that got kinda old>>545729081Nasty smelly image
>>545729759Where to finding beauty wife look this Saar please?
i was waiting for a charge to ult him as he wound it upno chargewhere the charge??? you're horse!!
>>545730984Based Terr kicking wyldjeets in the head
>take the frenzied flame>burn myself to save Melina>remove frenzied flame with the needle>Melina doesn't show up in the ending
>randoms don't even know to cut the tail on gaping dragonmama mia...
>>545732229Every single story aspect in Elden ring except rannis quest feels massively undercooked. We’ve discussed this for years, the movie will also 100% be ranni centric
>>545661654I was having dinner at that hour
>>545732446I wish fromsoft would stop being vague as fuck about any of their endings, anything that happens after rannis ending is pure head canon
>>545728462>Grafted Blade Doesn't count
RRRRRRRRRRRAT
>>545732679Is rannis ending not just the ayy lmaos will leave earth alone for a couple hundred years as our doll wife becomes our moon wife
>ironeye in depths 4>revenant drops and pings grafted blade >wylder just looks at it and keeps walking do people just not know how it works?
I’d love some late stage free dlc for Elden ring where they let you enter the gate of godhood ascension after killing Miquella and it gives you 3 different bosses in the final boss rush in rot god malenia (instead of Godfrey), lingering st trinia (instead of radagon) and young (instead of Elden beast) and a new ending
>>545733785i'd love some sloppy toppy and a burrito
>>545733785*young marika
>>545733858>What is the origin of sloppy toppy?>(vulgar, originally African-American Vernacular, slang) oral sex involving a lot of saliva.>African-American Vernacular
>>545734015Damn bro you didn’t have to do him like that…
>>545734015and nigger originates from latin neger. do you think the crackers and negroes who say it are from rome?
>>545734175>crackers
>>545734175>crackersYou already lost, why dig your grave?
what's funny here is that i am almost certainly whiter than both of you
>>545733858me too anon. me too...
>>545734448Honestly it’s not looking good for you
ggs ED dogsclean run
1/3
GAWD of night sama....
>>545736961>3 D tiers No wonder
GG HeolstorNice finish
>reach depths 5>back to back ED libra
gg normal bugswas hoping for ED bugs for a pre-possess kill but i'll take a pre-charge kill just as well
>>545737530sounds like you need the practice
>>545737684what does practice have to do with this? i mean he's a p good player but still
wow that bugs gotta be a record or something, ggsspicy magma wyrm tho, that perfect tracking to hit me where I was landing with the mark dodge
>>545737721not "practice", "the practice"you wouldn't know him
>>545737530if you can't beat ED libra reliably then you don't deserve 9999t. haven't lost an ED libra game in my past 100 games
>>545737795shit sorry about that i read it wrong, all good.
>>545737745>>545737671i missed, like, all my fireballs on moth in phase 1 haha
>>545737905ED libra is my hardest boss it just feels like a gamble if you get less likely to be targeted or noti much prefer ED dogs over him I've only to them once in d5
>>545738761outside of night 2 boss fights, which are by far my biggest run killers, i'd say purple arm fulghor is my hardest boss
Zdrada's art make me hard
>>545738761Basically if nobody has LLTBT, someone has to aggro libra while the other two kill the summons. I like to go duchess and build for stars of ruin to nuke the summons so my team can focus on fighting libra
>>545738761Honestly most of the time I get ED libra it turns into a marathon of getting potshots on libra when you can but just generally trying to make as few individual mistakes over the 30+min fight as possible. The second you get greedy trying to damage or revive or heal you're taking a big risk and likely to die. Sometimes it's a win, sometimes it's a loss, but it's always a tough fight.Course sometimes you have a recluse + duchess and you're all stacked and just blast the condemned and then libra with ease, but that's not every or even most runs.
I gave the clown award to every random shitter or cheater. Anyone else do this?
>>545739592i've had success with even glintstone pebble at killing condemned since it only take 3 shots and a restage, though it all depends on your FP situationthe biggest problem is doing damage to libra because he has so much health and resists your magic damage. i've found that even without faith respec or any bonuses from gear that discus of light still does 400 damage per hit to libra so it's worth picking up
If we had died any later on day 2 we would've lost the whole match lol
>>545738761I find him a lot easier since damagemaxxing isn’t as frowned upon nowadays and is a fine alternative to less likely. I’d say I find heolstor and Ed dogs harder than him on average nowadays
>>545740375its fine, was only regular bugs
>>545740375gg mystery bugsthat rain greed was absolutely legendary, holy fuck was I growing increasingly uncomfortable lmao
>>545740414Why do you post this so often, it's not bragworthy whatsoeverBet you're a terminal 3bar C-tier Recluse too
>>545742052>1/5th of Ed Libras hp in 15 seconds with good teamwork isn’t impressive Ok big bum
dangit... ggs libra. he just had to teleport right when my madness popped.
>>545742052all recluses are terminal 3bar
>>545742796Calling yourself a damagemaxxer and posting a webm that shows your ironeye doing more damage than you is tellingYou should have better clips to post than this
>>545742796that isn't 1/5th
Wow my sweet tits and chubby belly really mindbroke this general huh? My bad!
1 more month until DLC ladsGeoff told me so.
>>545742834Bet this guy wishes I could’ve been there to delete a fifth of Libras hp bar
1/3 Que now for tryouts to join the discord and the real que password if youre good enough
shut up trish
maybe you could wait to do your shopping after the boss is dead
It's amazing just how much more fun and engaging bosses like melanaids become with the deflecting hard tear
>>545744663Won't name names but I know someone who once showed up a minute late to every PoI for the first day without catching up somehow because they spend so long choosing while me and the other guy deleted everything
dooooot
Morning /erg/Please queue~
>>545743459gee-off
>>545745107gg reformed rat
>>545745113ayo duchess is diaped up???
>>545745113no one wants to play with you trishjeet
>>545745803Why nyot
gg heolstor
>>545745803Damnn that took so long i'm really affected by You blocking me
holy shit that might have been my worst ED dogs in a long time.i'm so sorry guys, i saw the opportunity to go full damage and took it cos i've been doing pretty well on hotdogs lately, but for whatever reason i couldn't dodge a damn thing that time. couldn't stay off the floor for 30 seconds straight to do any damage though... for shame
>>545746383such is a fight against ed dogs.
>>545746048poor wylders forced to carry a terminal 3 bar pajeet
Not in any dog games but:I have only once beaten ED dogs in a convincing way in D5. Every other time I'm either unlucky or maybe it's a skill issue I really can't tell. EVERY OTHER BOSS I can defeat easily without dying. Like actually what the fuck. Just now I got that boss in a rando game and I had no dmg negation, got clipped once and then I chain died from revives because the dogs were constantly on my ass with multi hit attacks as I got upAt least I dealt good dmg so it was a quick fight but holy shit
I haven't seen any sort of damage negation in my past 5 games other than a blue dmg negation on low hp.
>>545746383It's ok. It happens to all of us. *blocks you*
That's a first.
gee bill who let you have three winding graces
>>545748819My wife Trish is so good that 3 wending graces weren't even used.
GG dogs, Straightsword ISA build is actually pretty fun!
>>545748910It was only cold dogs anon of course hehAnd good meowrning~Btw I likes the LLTBT if it was hot dogs, thanks you
They removed it dumbass.
Am gonna be queued saars
>>54574685399% of that fight is keeping all 3 dogs in your LOS while kiting backwards, getting hits as you go. If you try to fight them head on you just get surrounded and mauled to death. It's a patience test, kind of like ED Sentient Pest in a way.
>>545749564recluse would never wear this
>>545749564May I fuck your tits?
damn good try adel. fun run even if it didn't go well at the end.
im on a cold streak...nt triple greatbow raider
ggs raider crew... i dunno what's going on tonight but i'm too early on everything
AIEEEE ADEL-SAMA
>>545749564recluse would wear this but only on my birthday if I asked her to nicely
>>545750074>>545750080>>545750125it was worth it for this t.b.h
>>545750475That damage is really bad for level 7 I can see why people stopped doing this meme.
solid hitmore likebottomless pitHEHEHEHEHEHE
>>545750548true, just a worse ironeye when you think about
>>545749751Yeah I know, it's just that the last few times I fought it I just kept chain dying after my first death... I swear one day I will destroy that mutt>>545750687kek
>>545750548That was with all 3 of them doing it at the same time too.
>>545750854fat ironeye players end day 1 at lvl 7, die to adel and then write essays about how good their build is
>>545749751>kind of like ED Sentient Pest in a way.3bug is a damage check. it's one of the easiest bosses for a brutal raping, only thing easier is 2 bug.if you don't meet the damage check then it can be a bit rough though yeah
gg goat
gg libra balls
>>545750475>>545750080>>545750125Hope we will have chance to try 3 gbow team again, didn't use this relic set cus I didn't expect we gonna do the combo. But I guess there is no melee raider left beside me I guess.
>>545751470your ninvader relic?
how big is the erg player pool nowI assume I missed the active depths of night window last month
>>545751587I chase no meta.
>>545751742you would be d3 without getting carried by /erg/ites
>>545751736>how big is the erg player pool now~10 daily players, maybe 10 more who play every once in a while
>>545751889good thing we're getting dlc next month
>>545751742You chase no damage you mean
>>545751736Same as it was in ER - 7 people or so. Anons all avoid them.
>>545752050gonna get delayed just like tardshit edition
>>545752195Doesn't really matter, the fans here are great and will keep the thread going until it drops.
>>545752050I have a hunch they had to make the DLC bigger (and delayed) because the game was more successful than anticipated
>>545752270its impressive the game hasnt gotten tiresome yet when on paper having one map sounds like a terrible idea that wouldve gotten old a long time ago. dlc is def needed at this point though. i actually hope fromslop drops all support after that and lets the community take over but that would never happen
>>545752356They anticipated a complete failure?
>>545723760>>545723842>>545724653>>545725029
>>545752449>game hasnt gotten tiresomePersonal issues.
>>545748789I got this last week. Just had to restart and wait a little bit then it let me back in
you could just make a thread on /v/ about dark souls or even go to reddit instead of seething about elden ring here
>>545752689Don't bait him like that it will trigger him.
are you guys stuck in a loop trying to rejoin
>>545752920Feels like everyone is making fun of him now. If I go to /v/ will there be a thread like anon said?
dsg WON
Why are Ironeyes like this?
>>545753468Wizard ironeye is the new meta scrub
>>545753468what if he runs out of arrows?
>>545753468I'm pretty sure the only reason he has it is because of the debuff Rennala's moon gives rather than the dmg. It's not a horrible idea for ironeye to have it on hand, if there's no mage you just use it at the start of any boss and then apply mark for a like 20% dmg boost for the whole team. If there is a mage you're prob better off giving it to her although holding onto it and just using it at the start of any boss frees up some time for the mage to start dealing damage while not having to worry about swapping back and forth between staves when the debuff runs out.
>>545754457>I'm pretty sure the only reason he has it is because of the debuff Rennala's moon gives rather than the dmg.ya think?
>>545754457Your attempt to justify this is very amusing
ggs fellasshe jump scared me by suddenly leaping right on my ass right at the end there haha
>>545750475>3 Raider shitters lost to the easiest bossDeserved for griefing the queue.
>>545754757GG, i'll take a nice and easy caligo for a changei thought we weren't gonna find a single church that run
>>545753468Based, get fucked castersissy
>>545754757GG. Didn't get a single fire weapon that whole run but it was a pretty easy boss fight.
>>545754457on one hand, i like when my ironeye/wylder bring moon/sceptre etc for more damageon the other they're lv 6 and it has a sorc boost passive on it
>>545754839>>545755047thankfully we had the damage to make it quick and easy yeah, plus we ended up chainstaggering her after she powered up. i still had ult and super punch too.
>>545753468>me when I get a radagon's icon from a bug and take it with me for the recluse but then forget about it and never drop it
>>545727084i'm a poofy shorts enjoyer
>>545756023i do that every fucking time i pick up a talisman for someonei can feel their seething as I just never drop it when i'm clearly not making use out of it
>>545756689
thanks for the carry
>>545757114No problem *blocks you*
>>545757206absolutely deserved have a good day
ED heolster when
>>545757114it locking on to you on the ground got me killed luckily you had a wending>>545752945no but I have that happen too sometimes
>>545757584A natural inclusion in the dlc. You'll get really mad because he'll be the mid tier boss of the dlc with the true nightlord feathered snake being the real boss.
do objects feel pain if looked upon with unease
>>545757707I'll be mad if a dlc boss is just heolster again, I want new nightlords
>>545757958>I want new nightlords>the true nightlord feathered snake being the real boss.
>>545757584Geoff told me he will shadowdrop 11December alongside the DLCYou have to beat him in order to access the DLC
>>545666815Clit peek is based. There needs to be more clit peek art in the world.
wow the game manage to blue screen my pc.
FROM DOWNTOWN
lol
2/3
sorry for that long dc, today is not my day it seems.
>>545760107Deserved for wearing the worst Duchess skin.
ded game, no one queues anymore
gg hot dogs
>>545761414There's a smelly exejeet in your screenshot
>>545761328explain this >>545761414
>>545762340Stop dramafarming yourself faggot.
>skipping librayikes
>pussying out on libra
>>545734015>>545734175>>545734448Retard thirdie posts
>>545761328I actually have to s*cialize today
>>545762783you don't have to do anything anoncut all your ties, burn all your bridges
>>545762783please be in Amsterdam
>>545738761sex with demons>>545739918yes i do it too good job>>545743459shut up cucklord>>545745698stop being gay
>skipping libra>not skipping auguri hate you
innocent maidens like shiftyduck are made to be protected and cherished
>>545763429Thats a man
>>545749564She only wears this when Wylders are around btw>>545752050No retard it’s next year stop the cope>>545752356Lol now THIS premium cope
Do you actually need fire to break Calligo's armor or does it just deal more damage to it, or is it just Calligo's fire weakness making the armor pop faster by comparison
>>545763718yep
even doe the entirety of erg ran a train on xer
Can someone go indeapth the whole Miquella trying to blot out the sun plotline that seems dropped. Why was this about.
>>545758326>>545757707>>545758146Be silent tard
how do i get entirety of erg to run a train on moi..
>>545752449> its impressive the game hasnt gotten tiresome yet … except, you know. it objectively has. hence why it lost the overwhelming majority of its players in a month and has continued to decline. you are in a tiny minority.
>>545758446true it’s great this isn’t clit peak though >>545759974get a better toaster
>>545762783Deserved. Try not to spread your autism too hard.
>>545763943That's just how fat his ass was.
>>545748910>>545750016>>545763617don't talk about an underage brown ADHD sperg like this you stupid nigger
>>545764498What triggered you this time?
>character refuses to roll three times in a row despite spamming the buttonok
>>545764498Why not
Stop fighting kek
yeah 4 loss in a row today, time to play something else.
i am queued for the video game
Aieeeee revsisters! GG tho!>>545764498Lewd...>>545764804So true!
>>545764734the only thing on your mind is porn. can't think for yourself, can't realize what trishjeet is attempting o do. you are simply goycattle
>>545765340>can't realize what trishjeet is attempting o doAnd what would that be?
>>545765468Make us break NNN.
>>545763943There's nothing to go indepth about. Elden Ring's lore is incoherent. We could at least make speculation before the dlc about various things but the dlc shut all that down, From literally just write whatever they thought up in a meeting without considering how it fits together.Ranni's story is the closest we have to something coherent but even then we only have baseless speculation on what actually happens in her ending.Elden Ring suffers from Fromsoft frequently rewriting massive sections of the game's lore during development, every game developer does rewrites during the process but From's are getting worse with every game installment somehow instead of better.Little things like Nox and the connection to Ranni being written out, Ranni and Melina being the same person ala Marika/Radagon in development, you can notice this change when Melina's face got changed in teaser content from being a near copy of Ranni and now Melina is a non character who does literally nothing. The entire Merchant frenzy storyline being dropped despite it being so complete that people have enabled the events and pieced them together into a cohorent storyline. The nobility npc in Leyndell who praise Morgott until you provide proof that he's a filthy Omen. The Haligtree's story and Malenia being an npc you interact with being dropped etc, etc.
>>545765546Most people here just like the side characters like thops and diallos
>>545765546Every time its just, you meet NPC, you talk to them and eventually you get them killed. Every single time.
Phys4 probably wont be that good unless I find RKR fists but I'm gonna mess around with this today. I been crutching on my survivalmaxxing build too much
>>545764813GGs thanks for plsying~>>545765468go easy on him or he Will get triggered...>>545765538I just want to have fun aventures with anon!
i'm going to meme super hardbeware
gg ED augurthank fuck because we didn't have the damage for normal
>>545767132oh no
gg gimmick fight
>>545765468>grief erg games with greatbow>act like a retard in zorban's chat>gets banned by him>throw a melty in the thread>rename yourself to "obese troon">spam awful porn images in an attempt to impersonate cardboardcupcake >7 bar to nightlords>ragequit erg games>throw another embarrassing melty on an anon's steam page>namedrop other players constantly and shittalk them>shamelessly beg people to unblock you in the most pathetic way possible>acts extremely fake-nice sometimes so people don't hate you more>avatarfag as recluse so people will accept you again because as long as you post boobs they'll forget everything you didagain you are genuine cattle if you fall for this
gg maris
>>545765132No one cares>>545764804Fuck you>>545764220Hot>>545764498Learn to read dumb maggot I’m talking about the character not whoever you more currently obsessed with
>>545767328I look like this and I do this btw
>>545767328The more I have to read your insufferable dramamongering, the more I genuinely like trish for mindraping you, no joke
>>545767328Its like that overly friendly crackhead who lives near the local gas station, no one wants to associate with him because you don't know when he would just randomly crash the fuck out.
Fucking Russian on Vladiternet Let me recover session you fucking twatGod
>>545765246>>545766516cute wyldsluts>>545765546>>545766296both accurate trvkespeople saying otherwise are fart huffers
>>545767328You struck many nerves and triggered lots of rape victims with this post well done!
>>545767983i hope she crashes onto me and violently rapes me in dm after a session haha
gg Adel fun game, sorry for downing to Elemer didn't expect the shield slam to tap me from 95%
>>545768842And just like with crackheads you'd probably get Hep C or Aids
>>545767328Excuse me who are You quoting?..
Red roof boss at level 8 was certainly something. I mean it was an ancestor spirit, but it felt wrong lmao.
>>545769191I saw it from the church up top and was like why the fuck not we have time, if we had ran basement I think we would've gotten shitstomped by Elemer in comparison
>>545766296this lol. I didn't give a shit about any of the npcs in elden shit and sote because I knew they were all gonna end up dead (most of them did), Miyazaki is creatively bankrupt when it comes to character questlines.I think the issue here is that he is only able to follow his own blueprint and that includes the characters you meet dying for no good reason.fucking DS2 had more variety with the character interactions than any other Miyazaki-made souls game and that game was a rushed piece of shit.
>>545767328Funnily I only heard about Trishh's rep after I played with them and they were doing well entire game. Almost every game I've had with them have gone decently. I feel like some of anon take someone's bad days and bad runs as something they do consistently. They're not the best but good enough to hang out at D5. So I am with >>545767950 anon. If anything Trish is just funny to me with how hate they are getting for just being.
14 of my last 20 games have been adel im getting real sick of this stupid dragon
>>545769753Wait until you've done it 79 times
>>545769753well there u go now u get bugs
>>545769665>>545767950don't reply to yourself you brown faggot
Fuck off game
ggs mystery ED bugs
If you were wondering my offscreen day 1 death was trying to be a gaol key monkey and dying without even opening the chest at the fort next to BBH keknice bug speedrun gg. neat rapier
>>545771819that was not a bug speedrun since animus got to do his lightshow
fuck this would have been so good. the res down debuff is horrible
>>545772117I've murked plenty of similar ones, never even occurred to me that phys negation is a playable stat
>>545772117this is hot dogshit bro
>>545772618I like affinity and physical negation, I basically just think of them as boosts to the full hp/successive/charged negation weapon passives
1/3 forever
>>545771437Can i have that?
Why cant you get continuous recovery on deep relics?
>>545773135game sucks
>>545767328Heyy greatbow is good situationally!>>545767950It's just the threads schizo anon he doesnt Even play n*gtreign..>>545768842Cute!!!>>545769665Yes anon u tell em! I'm done trying to appeal to reason here the ppl who block me are just mindbroken... Sad!I queue again after I cook dinner.
>>545773304the fuck is wrong with you fuck off
>>545773135I also dont get why the effect is capped to only +1 on weapons, would +4 on a legendary really break things?
>>545769665>the trish contrarianism has already startedall apart of every thread schizo's arc kek
>>545769113Truth>>545769397Largely true yeah
>>545659383Kino image>>545677328What happened to her toes>>545679443Sex with girls who look like that>>545679630Stupid idiot do your job
trish sucked me off after a gameno teeth, all tongue would recommend
>>545773103
rope
>>545731615don’t talk to/about yourself>>545756878hot>>545761328we know no need to state th obvious
>>545753841lol
>>545769665Assuming you're not trying to false flag yourself, consider that punishment for bad behavior enforces good behavior, and that the good behavior might not occur if punishment did not exist
>>545773465im telling you man some anons here mindless goyim with no thoughts of their ownfor example: >>545774097
>>545773431+4 would be a bit much, +2 at a minimum would be fine
gg normal librait's never ED libra when you have good gear
>>545775838>>545775854gg also i know you tried to drop me the bow with less likely but i was panicking too much to pick it up
why he lookin at the painting
>>545776174hes planning on stealing it
>>545650536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvCZNfg7F8oh shid habbening
>>545776315I hate pretty much every mod ever that isn't randomizer or seamless co op or stuff like that
>>545776136i was going to keep it to myself if it was ED since i had no negation but at the same time leaving the guy with maris and libra's weakness as the only one without less likely would be pretty bad so maybe i would've in the end
ceiling doll
>>545776445I usually do too, but reforged is ER+ for meand the few and between retarded changes I can just change them back with smithbox
>>545776174He misses the elden tree
>>545762621clumsy moment
>replaying game for 100th time>get to the fire giant again and remember this is the worse and shiitest boss in any from game
>>545777557yhorm, the worse fire giant, exists
>>545777557maybe if elden ring was the only fromsoft game you've played
>>545777701Yhorm is a decent storm ruler gimmick fight thoughbeit.
>>545777994yhorm the manlet is a disappointment just like you
>>545778128>retard got Wolnir and Yhorm mixed upElden newfag moment
>>545777557There's a million ways to make him easy. Bring in poisonrot and bleedslop.
>>545778336When can we expect to see you on BLACKED.com?
>>545778245Yhorm is a half giant. He's a manlet compared to other giants
bu-gg
>>545778487I know he has a smaller model but that's besides the point that he's a better fight. Fire giant is a chore.
>>545778470fuck now I need to goon, thanks for the fuel terr
>>545778525gg, easy bugsthat was the first time i've ever seen cord's end in game
>>545778245? no i didn'tyhorm is fucking tiny, like even shorter than aldritchthe intro cutscene for him is cool as fuck but then you see him in person and he's a midget with like 3 moves in his entire moveset plus it's a gayass gimmick fight using stormruler again this midget that's smaller than other enemies in the game
what would it feel like bros?
>>545774745I-I don't get it.. getting condicioned by anon?! Cool>>545774097Lewd...Gonna queue, pls come
>condicioned
>condicionedWhy is it always browns
>>545779992
>>545779648>>545773304>>545769125>>545766516Don't post my wife here ranjeet>>545778470When can we expect to see you on CONTAINED.com?
>>545778470>>545778726Don’t talk to yourself and get back in containment smelly terrjeet
>>545779648Is it true that you have a juicy BBL
>condicioned what did he mean by this
>>545780316yes…? and…? you still suck on BWC…?
Don't bully our cute brazilian wife!
>scat posts always start at the end of threads classic ban evading terr
>>545780734>>545780537>>545780382>still trying to ERP with some 16 year old sperg from bangladesh
>>545780961not erping just pointing out the inconsistency in xher asshurt and sexual preferences
>>545780961>bangladeshhe just exposed himself as being latinx doe
Poor Gremlin, didn't get any lightning incants.I also was not prepared for enemies to look at me so often with this meme build. whoops.
OwO what's this? A new daughter-wife?
>>545780961She's an adult and brazilian.
>>545781204forced to play melee rev because the game decided to not give me any seal dropsthank god i know fulghor like the back of my hand
>>545781225That's either Brynhildr or Bjark. It could be Bryn because her name is a word people rarely use, common Bryn behavior. It could be Bjark, because his name was a rat before and this name has a rat in it too.
>>545781389
>>545781572you can tell who it is from the shadowplay icon in the bottom right
>3/3>1/3
>>545782438I'll unblock you tomorrow maybe.
>>545782438We could be having instant back to back games but you guys had to be mindbroken bimbos.
I want to see Madison's panties
gg gaydel
gg adel!
>>545782924>most annoying person just happens to be anti-block functionlike clockwork
old /erg/ would have bullied this brownoid into suicide y'know
>>545784346old /erg/ would still be crying about Nox
>>545784346that's what happens when you stop listening to based terrbvll
good night /erg/
Zorayas Elden Ring killed Messmer Shadow of the Autismotree
lol so bored. fagggggggggggggggggggg
>>545785548good night anonymous
>>545784346Old /erg/ would have varreposter showing us her asshole
>>545786493ewwwwwwwwww
>>545785548Hot and sexy>>545782438Truth>>545786493No it wouldn’t
>>545784314>lil spermie gets triggered by words on 4chan Get a life
>>545786972She only did it once, but she could have done it again...
16 and fatherless are the vibes i get from trish
Do you guys know about Steve's lava chicken?
ggs normal augurthis AoW fucking sucks lmao
good long ass EDlibrai mean this in the kindest possible way because otherwise you did just fine, belan PLEASE for the love of god stop dashing through enemies and making them turn mid-swing into me. walk up to them if you can and dash backward away from them, it marks + puts you in a decent position. you killed me like 5 times doing itotherwise good job!!!
gg jelly
>>545787524Yeah it's pretty awful. Leaves you fully vulnerable the entire time and does shit all damage to make up for it
>>545787563gg ed libra I'm so sorry for that game I accidentally picked executer who I never play and had some relic that reduced my max life every time I died so its floorhug central. I was in queue for so long playing DNA when I noticed the game began, I wasn't on my usual duchess it just chose executer for me.
cc can you try and act a little more cute please?
>>545784346Bully THIS>>545785526And stop samefagging n*gga...>>545787563>>545787601I am blocked by all this people kinda hot...
gg ED libra, I hate this fight so much you wouldn't believe>>545787563I'll try to take it into account for future games, thanks for the constructive criticism
>>545787958I don't have anyone blocked, especially not a rev-posting daughter-wife!
>>545787524Why do troons always find a way to complain after a run? Just fucking dodge if you see an enemy attack. This is extremely embarrassing.
All this pippl are a block mesa! Make me so confucion for yousa big boi!
>>545787720it could've been much worse, you were hovering raider until the last 5 seconds or so that it switched to executor lol
>>545787563>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PLAY EXACTLY LIKE HOW I WANT TO OTHERWISE IM BLOCKING YOU YOU FUCKING NAZI BIGOT CHUD!!!
>>545788323Lucky that didn't happen or you may have had to put up with the griefbow lmao
>>545788375NTA but dodging forward when someone is behind the enemy is as close to "objectively" sub-optimal as it gets. If the person behind the enemy is doing something like a charge attack, you're guaranteeing them getting him.There's a myriad of ways to play the game without making errors.
>>545788159? i'm not complaining about anything i'm stating that the AoW sucksnobody went down and the boss melted to nbox
>>545788790All of those posts were made by the resident crackhead, don't respond or even look at him or he might see that as an invitation. Just block him, ignore him and move on with life.
>>545788108Except you d*ddy hubby anon we have had good games! >>545787846cc enjoys the game.and thats cute shut up..>>545788159I never complain.>>545788301Its crazy I never got rejected by this many ppl fr, you guys be shitting on each other daily with slurs and somehow i was rude once and im the pariah.. thonk..
>>545788790It was meant for >>545787563 not you>>545788375Hit the nail right on the head!
>>545789020damn we got a crackhead in the general? what have y'all been up to
shishkabab
>>545789308from a programming perspective, I don't understand why fromsoft struggles with grab attack hitboxes. Why are they all like this?
>>545789782same reason the sword crucible knights sping their sword in a full 360 when they do a simple jab forward.
>decide to level up to 200 as a sorcery build>maybe I should try a death sorcery build>you need 70 faith and 70 int before prince of death staff even out damages carian regal scepterWhat the actual fuck were From thinking? It should give similar returns at 40/40 not fucking 140 points invested, are they actually retarded?
>>545789906death sorcery is for the memesif you're doing pve it's fine though
>>545789182i mean it's a valid point, i used to duchess dodge in every direction while meleeing until it realised i was killing my teammates/fucking up parries by doing it. i'm now more conscious of it and that's a good thing
>>545789182>>545788375imagine being so fragile you sperg out because of friendly advice, and it's not even friendly advice aimed at YOU
>>545455506How nice of you! Didn't think anyone would remember me here. I guess ther's fewer people on here than I thought.
>>545788765>>545790875Troon cope. If you see an enemy wind up an attack, you dodge. It's that simple. Don't go blaming your teammates because you're a low skill tranny shitter.
Whose the best erg-er on each character
>Reforged 2.0 has fully functioning online, messages, invasions, co-op, duelingNeato
>>545791475>WylderManbird>Ironeyelol. lmao.>GuardianZorban>RaiderSir Frost>DuchessPiqf>RevenantShiftyduck>RecluseSludge Merchant>ExecutorTerr
>>545792174>shitpost baitlistyou don't play with us, piss off
>>545791475me all the way down
Don't be so upset that Terr made the list shitposter-san
>>545792174Rya doesn't look like that
>>545793329She got a makeover to celebrate her Smash invitation
>>545793247nigger terr constantly jobs to common mobsyou'd know this if you played with us but you don't, you are a thread reading shitposter faggot
>>545787134Maybe in our dreams…
someone post rya lewds so I can fap
>>545793329She literally does she’s my wife and mother of my children and I can confirm she does >>545789205Don’t worry about it it’s very unfortunate.
no spells just curved swords gg bugs
>>545792174Who is sir frost?
GG bugs, I actually really like this build the more i use it
>>545793771>nigger terr constantly jobs to common mobsNot in my experience, even if he does what actually matters is your performance against the nightlord and he does well there
>>545787453no i don’t tell me about it and/or rev’s cunny
>>545793771Stop replying to that faggot dramafarming himself.
>>545792174>zorbjeet
>>545792174Some stellar names making that list, erg is really full of top class players
>>545792174>zorbholy kek>sir frostliterally who>terr>sludge merchantlol no. Mid tier at best.Do you even play with erg? Is this bait?
>>545794809>zorb>holy kekHe's literally the only guy who plays Guardian on the password, do you even play with erg?
>>545794912We have a guy named MAN-BIRD nufren
>>545795071Who only plays Wylder, you've revealed yourself as the thread shitposter who doesn't even play the game.Post your hours played
>>545795176>Who only plays WylderHis name is MAN-BIRD nufren. Ask yourself why.
>>545794912piqf is a better shartdian than zorbjeet thoughbeit
>>545795326Yeah that's what I thought, this is the last >you you're getting from me shitposter-san
>>545795446Its fine if you didn't know. Remember to lurk for up to 2 years before posting so this won't happen to you in the future.welcome to the Flock kid.
>>545792174lemme just fix your shitlist real quick>WylderMush>IroneyeQuintoneus >GuardianExtremist>RaiderRevenantismywife>DuchessFountainstand>RevenantYys>RecluseFreud>ExecutorNyeko knyaight
>>545795685I have close to 1000 games with erg and I only know 2 people from your shitty list.
>>545795685>ExtremistHe quit at depth 1
>>545795926mush and yys were shitposted about a lot but I don't think i've seen them since early depths releaseextremist was a bird player, seen him a couple times early depths release but not sincequintoneous played ironeye a bunch before depths, haven't seen him since it was released
>>545795685literally none of those play anymore
>>545795926You haven't been here very long then.
q up frens
>>545795926uh oh newfag outed alert
>>545796269>>545796269>>545796269>>545796269>>545796269Migrate when you feel you've developed the desire.i forgot to clean up the embeds again. whatever.
>>545796175I think I saw yss a month back or so. But you're right none of these people are ergies anymore, hence the bait list.
>>545796463>But you're right none of these people are ergies anymoreThe only non-ergs left are the dsg troons spiraling into a void being our lolcows. Killing their own thread turned out really bad for them.
>>545787717Sex with owl girls
>>545796336Too early retard.>>545796728Troon. Singular.
>>545776234Doesn’t look black to me >>545779116Not telling you but it’s great trust me >>545789137Goddamn I love spunky rev
