Previous: >>545769437>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Matikanefukukitaru (3* Alt), Riko Kashimoto (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
Teio!
I ALREADY HAVE MLB TAISHIN, NATURE, AND KING HALO! GIVE ME NEW CARDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Start a family!
I don't gamble, I just WIN.
>>545788405oh no no no
Umafeet
Which of these should I use?
>Unity Cup, unsolved>Next CM in less than 2 weeksI did maybe 20 runs and was only able to build one ace for this CM finals, I hope I win.
My long umas suck ass..
>people always meme about WitGOD>I have no idea who specifically that is since that's not their YT name
>>545788793What if I already have one?>29yo boyish pocket with huge gap moe while drunkhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
So we don't get to choose when to queue up for the finals? This is my first time going into one
How are you guys still doing webm sounds when catbox is down?
>Got the last two copies of R Riko in today's gibsI can finally play the new scenario!>Not enough monies to pay for the upgrade
>>545788478curvature for fronts, NSM for everyone elsetho I'd say NSM isn't that reliable for pace after the race positioning changes, no idea why it's being shilled so much for them
>>545788993>What if I already have one?then you are already blessed
>>545788985Isn't that Seriru
>>545789117Excellent news for me!>>545789053>How are you guys doing the thing that's literally impossible?Fuck are you on about? All someone did was post a sound file that isn't working due to catbox being down, doesn't mean he can't post the webm tho.
gomen i asked the question when the old thread died> question about the chevrons - how random are they? is it feasible for one training for everyone to have chevrons? are all non-card supports random in where they go? I'm asking about these hard limits so that I can see and judge how bad of an RNG situation i'm in and then gaslight myself into the big numbers theory that if things are bad, they'll get better to average things out
>>545788842no wonder no one likes her
>look at a pige playing unity cup>his spirit bombs are two times bigger than mine because cardswhat can man do against such evil
>>545789019Nope, you register then the game rigs it and then you can race.
>>5457890750lb R Riko is fine, mlb is genuinely not that big of a boost
>>545788985I'll spoonfeed. He uploaded his Unity guide today. https://www.youtube.com/@seriruma>>545788889Use for what purpose and which trainee?
>>545789220But the sound is working fine for me?
Digitan LOVE
>>545789295Spirit bombs are always 15-7 though.
>>545789053If you've loaded it before, it should still workCan hear TeioTeioTeio just fine
Nice
>>545789295>what can man do against such evil
>>545789448Then Catbox is clearly not (fully) down anymore.>>545789507>It should still workThis can vary widely from browser to browser, and not just engine to engine. So no, this isn't a general rule.
>>545789376For unity in general, probably gonna run late gamblers + oonige suzuka blocker
What the fuck is the point of team members showing up on a training without the triple arrow if they don't do anything?
I think I might have overtrained my Cafe. We're still just on our 1st unity race
Danchou we have flatliners!Kick the anons who were filtered by Aoharu
Aoharu sucks.
>>545789281Machico does
>>545789624Then people who use other browsers than I do are wrongOr maybe catbox is back up, I dunno, I just post stuff
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG???
Is there a huge difference between choosing the middle team or the top team for unity races?Just some extra stats?
>>545789484Scenario link cards like rice and fuku are 20-10
If you win with an Aoharu ace then it doesn't count.
Do you think JP client people actually in Japan are viewing the confusion over Global's update schedule with interest? Are they amused? Jealous?
Would you have sex with Golshi under the condition that she pegged you afterwards
Why are the gaslight guides telling me Taiki is good on CM Virgo and Shooting for Victory/Red Shift are good inherits, it's a track where those activate in the middle of the mid-race
>>545789789People that use that image are ALWAYS correct and ALWAYS based!>>545789830How rude...
>>545789808It's illegal how Teio's not an umadol with that VA
>>545789684if there's like 3 of them you get a massive +2 stat, very important
>>545789846You want to follow this 2-1-1-1-1 to fight Ahoaru and get the stats
Does the autism only increase from here on? If so, I think I'm done. Sorry Gentildonna, I'm not strong enough.
The new poses they do during the unity race win screens are really cute
Is there any point trying to make aces now if they add the new secret events later?
Sooo... due to the insane carat cost to MLB SSRs on banner, is Kitasan literally the only non-event SSR that F2P will ever MLB?Maybe if we play everyday for 2 years we can secure a spooked MLB Air Shakur...
>>545789846there is a huge difference, if you only pick middle you're most likely not gonna win the cupyou want at least 3 top wins for best results
>>545789854Wow so if you use all 4 scenario link umas you can get a whooping 32 bonus stats!!!
>>545789245nigga really called up arrows "chevrons"you could realistically have 5 up arrows show up on one training slot.>are npcs random in where they gono idea
Wife Teio
>>545790078Yes. Aoharu is so volatile and RNG you might have a god run now over the runs you do later even with patch buffs.
>>545789624>>545789830Could someone explain again why have we been relying on catbox to attach sound to webms on these boards>Some of these have already become dead links
>>545788495could you please update the tanuki pack in the op?thanks!the up-to-date tanuki mega pack 2025:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CGjjUv6lF8--9wxIs7tn5LCewE6OJRBZ/view?usp=drive_link
>>545789950
>>545790089I actually got spooked by air shakur 4 times, and used 2 of these to get stuff for the shop because no amount of gaslight will convince me to use that card
Post your best DARBY
https://poal.me/velom5https://poal.me/velom5https://poal.me/velom5
>>545789639Witgod says 2 speed, 3 wit/friend, and one flex. You're probably running Kitasan to borrow MLB Motion or Riko, and Tosho is always good. Other than that I'd just run whatever seems useful for your trainee.
>matched with turf queensAIYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>545790046It gets a LOT autism from here on. iirc the current JP UI is a clusterfuck of things
>>545790078It's not just secret events, with the patch you'll have less bad moods and recover from them quicker, more consistent support card events and dating events. You can still try making aces now just to learn the scenario at least
Why my NPC Unity umas all wearing jobber 2* outfits? Is there a way to make them look more presentable? I have some of them unlocked or with their 3* outfits already.
Don't open it, otherwise a member of the Yakuza will teleport behind you.i.4cdn.org/trash/1762625766741789.jpg
>100 free rolls on Riko banner (JP did not get this)>early 1st anni patch>unprecedented environment until MANT is out>oshi gaming becomes very viableJPfags are probably seething since they can no longer sit on their pedestal spewing and repeating the shit they did years ago.Take it in bwos, this is as good as it'll get before the MANT nightmares begin.
>>545789639Generically: Daiwa and Fuku Wit, Sweep, Flash, King Speed. Borrow MLB KSB and inherit Stamina/Power Sparks.You can also slot Kiseki Wit in specifically for Mile Corners and Unyielding Spirit, or Dober (either)/Marvelous Wit over one of the non-Sweep Speed cards.
>>545790203thats what they have been called for hundreds of years retard
>>545790361>Unity CupKys Ayabe, go be with your sister
>>545790418I imagine it's just a catch-all solution to a lot of Umas being 'playable' but not having their unique outfits in the game yetIt'd be weird if only some of them were using their unique racewear but some like Tahbo and Dictus who we're not properly getting in ages were stuck in 2* jobber outfits
>>545790560chevron my balls
>>545789953That's because canonically, you refused to watch her dance with Smart Falcon, it's (You)r fault!
>>545790240Because gookmoot is a faggot ricenigger and won't allow for mp4s/webms with sound to be posted on boards outside of gif/wsg
>>545790476If MANT is just brainlessly clicking through UI screens to get S tier umas that works for me cause Aohoru has very little payoff so far
>>545790418>https://poal.me/velom5Level them up maybe? I think I've seen some signature race outfits on my NPCs.
>>545790579ah yes ahegao cup sumimasen nihongo muzukashi
I don't want to lose in the finals
>>545790089The longer you play the more you'll MLB, but also we get uncap gems to MLB whatever we want as well.
>>545790274
>steam player count already almost down to pre-aoharu levelsdamn people really don’t like this career
>>545790380>Running LB2 kita over MLB KingAre you trying to brick him
>>545789908i think they're busy playing the onsen sex scenario
I have to shit so bad but I'm on a bus /pcg/
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN UNITY CUP?SHIT IS A TOTAL SCAMWIN EVERY RACE AND THEN GET OT THE END AND LOSEFUCKING SLOT MACHINE SCAM SHIT
It's called Aoharu
>>545790708its a dogshit modeura finale at least gave a sense that you had some control over your choices and rng was transparentaoharu is literally just cashnado but with umas
>this is now an OSHI GAMING (true) team thanks to the patchesApologize
>>545790708>statspostingBack to /bag/ with you
>it's never speed or stam
>>545790858The game calls it Unity Cup so that's what I'm gonna call it
>>545790621It's just a lot of reading, thinking and navigating through menus because of how much items you're going to have. I personally didn't mind since you actually take shorter time than trying to shit out 20 aoharu runs, but I can see why casuals would hate it
>>545790514I like the SR dober better because it has training effectiveness 10 (vs 0) and better energy recovery
>win all 4 pre races on hard>entire team is B rank>LOSE TO RIKO>ALL CIRCLES AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO WON WAS MY UMAI HATE ITI HATE THIS MODE SO FUCKIGN MUCHI AM SO TIRED OF DOING EXACTLY WHAT THE MODE ASKS OF ME AND IT DOESNT MATTERLET ME RACE MY FUCKING CHARACTER I SELECTEDI AM GENUINELY WORRIED I AM GOING TO DROP THIS GAME I CANT IMAGINE THIS STRESS FOR 4 MONTHS
>>545790801gomen i clicked on the wrong thread
>>545790801hello fren
She is so fucking sexy
>can't click on wit because there are umas one thrust away from orgasm camping thereLEAVE NIGGAS GO TO SPEED OR SOMETHING LET ME SKIP
>>545790701
>>545790960I hope you're consistent and refer to the characters as horse girlsRight?
Should I borrow fine motion or nature for late surgers?
>>545790998riko is easier if you have some A ranks
Global gameGlobal languageGlobal Cup
>>545791056Doober.
DANCHOU THE FUCKING FLATLINER
>>545790579I wrote a doujin in my head about Vega raping her trainer on a new moon, getting pregnant even though Tracen trainers are required to have visectomies, and quitting racing to keep the baby which has the soul of her aborted sister and raise it with the trainer. I can't draw though, so no one else will get to read it.>>545790710No, I just can't be assed to use the comparison tool for other people who too lazy to do it themselves. That's the risk you take by asking /uma/ to build your deck for you.
>>545790579aaa etooo gomenasorry weeb-kun for not using tadashi namae for the AOHARU Cappu
Do I make parents in URA? I'm trying to get Nishino hints in Unity, but I'm not getting shit for hints.
>>545790819>>545790998are you me?!?!? This shit is retarded
Does the SPD team buff skill even actually do anything? Doesn't it run out long before the final leg?
>>545790453I lick
>>545791215Go back
>>545790998and I just beat her with an entire C rank team>>545791146I have literally never made a character in this mode make it to A rank before riko, seems like horse shit advice
>>545788793
>>545791250it's a professor of curvature except it costs way more
>>545790998>tfw you realize after 4 months of this we go into MANT
>>545790453At some point, fat pussy just starts to look like a pair of balls
>>545791306I am a poorfag and I always reach A rank and sometimes S rank before riko, anon you have either shit rng or still dont get how the spirit thing works
>>545791201>that first paragraph
it's time
>>545791080Of courseYou do call your PC a Pasokon right
>>545791218Pop bubbles retard
So what do i even gain from challenging the most difficult team in Unity Cup?
>this isn't enough to win unity cupThis shit is actual fuck
>>545791080That's not consistent because umamusume is one of the handful of terms that's the same between JP and global.>>545791218That's what I'm still doing. I read something about hints from bursts getting changed in the balance patch though, so I may switch over once that's cleared up.
>>545791201>I wrote a doujin in my head about Vega raping her trainer on a new moon, getting pregnant even though Tracen trainers are required to have visectomies
>weeb who really cares about the original japanese names>but only in latin scripthmmmmmm...im nooooticing something........
>>545791476>SAABoh no...
>>545791292I WILL NOT GO BACKUNITY CUP HAS BROKE THIS GAMEI WILL POST REDDIT, YOUTUBE, AND THE BROWNEST MOST DARK SKINNED CREATURES YOU CAN IMAGINE AND I WILL NEVER BUY AN AD DESPITE MY ABUNDANT WEALTH?AND THE BEST PART?I'm not even the guy you replied to
>>545791306Click more spirit explosionsEven if they're on mediocre stats it's better than letting them sit and do nothing
>>545791456
I give up. This new mode has too much rng, the game is now even better for people with whale decks or those who grind 10 runs a day. 3 burns per day no longer cuts it since it’s much harder to high roll now.
LESS THAN ONE HOUR LEFT
>>545791626>it's better than letting them sit and do nothingI thought you were supposed to wait until they fell into a useful stat?
>This lost Unity CupYOU HAVE NO HOPEJUST GIVE UP
>>545791476
This doesn't matter on a frontrunner right?
>>545790998JP-chads warned you about this bro>CMs are gonna be the big filterNah, it was always gonna be the next bullshit scenarios. Unity Cup here has even more RNG bullshit than the already bullshit original URA and what kind of genius move have Cygames planned after Unity to make up for all the RNG nonsense? RACE SPAM - i hope you like spending not 30 min - but twice as much on your career dailies.Surely that is gonna keep all the players happy and engaged. The game is alive despite those trashfires nearly killing the game - not because of them
Why are power cards bad for unity?
> Finally get a run where I get mile S, good stats, and the debuff hint I wanted> Get bad rng and fail the final team race for the accel gold hintGod dammit.Still a decent uma I guess
>>545791748You one uma can't carry 5 separate distance teams anon.
>>545791395Well, canon lol
>>545791738Ideally yes, but you can't always do thatYou have to be flexible in this mode because it's an RNG shitfest
why do people say URA is better for parents, does unity training mess with hints too much?
>>545791574My wife would say this unironically
>>545789858Hip Hip Mun!
>>545791918because they're retarded
>>545791748I had a similar run with a decent horse that lost the Unity cup, makes me question how important it really is to win it.
Oh, Taishin wants to see if the ticket is expired or not.
>>545791696which doesnt matter since I had the buff on the right and lost to riko
>>545790998>Didn't click fireballs on front/pace>Probably allowed auto sort to stack his umas on a single distance and with bad strategies
>>545791918It's faster, you can do more g1 races, and URA spark is better
I can see that this thread likes uma musume
>>545791439While I do have japanese local installed, my pc is still American (though I guess most of the parts are east asian? Still assembled in America, baby)>>545791481Then the game isn't being consistent if they're picking and choosing what to translate
SHE'S BESIDES YOU
I have like fifty skill hints and I don’t know what to buy…I’ve never had a Maruzensky this good before
>>545792036I ALWAYS PUT BAKUSHIN ON FRONTI ALWAYS ROTATE MY B RANKS BACK INTO MY TEAM BECAUSE THE GAME TRIES TO DENY YOU ANY ENJOYMENT IN THIS GAMEFUCK YOUR ASSUMPTIONS KILL YOURSELF
>>545792016Tell her you lost itOn purpose
>turn 3no arrows>turn 4no arrows>turn 5no arrowsso it’s better to just give up at this point right?
>>545792016Oh.
>>545792054>Then the game isn't being consistent if they're picking and choosing what to translateYes, and it annoys me too.
did we lose our personal janny? nice>>545770061
>>545792232If the turn after debut doesn't look like this, you're unironically ngmi
they don't translate "umamusume" because of the brand name basically
>>545792382>in gutskek
>>545791440I keep getting shit like "Retreat" or other shit that isn't what I need.
why do people buy concentration on top of focus, seems like a huge waste of points
It’s funny how MANT was so bad that people forgot Japan also hated aoharu
does the 11th nov patch change g1 affinity calculations?
>>545792036>>545792201Autoselect always set the narita brian with the pace chacer skills as a late surgericl ts pmo sm ong
>>545790579NTR would NOT say this
Damn, got jumpscared by these at a random convenience store. Uma really is everywhere huh?
I'll just grind grandparents for Virgo before tha patch drops
>>545792519no they didn't
>>545792504concentration prevents late startswhat people shouldn't be buying is focus, unless they're getting it for groundwork
>>545792504The effect is decent
Reminder.
Should i just keep my cards the same and just try to balance orb buttons with regular training? I saw someone say use 3 Wit cards, but after the run it felt like it had no payoffAlso when i first started I really liked TM Opera O, but after accidentally pulling Narita Taishin and playing her career she might have become my favorite.
>>545792457bro we're making "Nov 11"-proofed builds
>>545792629Virgo comes out like next week, no time for parent runs
>>545792618I like boss coffeeWhenever I want to feel like a weeb and hit up the weeb grocery store, I always get some of the rainbow blend
Unity really is frying my brain, I've just had 3 shit runs and everything felt outside of my control.
>>545792672what a stupid thing to say while having sex
>1200 speed with 2 speed cards, neither of which were KitasanPower was lacking, only about 700, but that could easily be fixed by just going for power sparks. I feel like I'm not even worrying about getting skills from inspirations in this event.
Glad this new scenario sucks, makes it easier to quit this RNG fest
>>545792672Source?
>>545792504Straight up stops late starts. Points in TT with good start bonus
>>545791476team status?
>>545792504>seems like a huge waste of pointsNot for frontrunners. It's also borderline mandatory on all TT uma, even late/end because it's a cheap gold that further reduces the penalty when a late start does happen.
>>545792093
>>545790998you can always just keep doing Ura
>>545792765If I was forced to be your trainer I would actively try to break the contract so I can become a trainer for literally anyone else
>>545792765I could never hate Curren
Whats good deck for vodka cm5? 3 speed - 1 pow - 1 wit - 1 pal seems to be super shit, results worse than in URA
>>545792016remember that Taishin helped you to sleep
>>545792792Yeah I like it too, ended up getting both. It was only those two and no other characters but still pretty cool to see unexpectedly
>>545792861GLUE
>>545792643>preventsdamn really?
>>5457929432 Pal, 2 Speed, 2 Wit.
>>545792910Yeah man keep doing URA!Good luck against this in CM BTW!
>>545792826What sparks did you get? I don't see the path to 1200 with only 2 cards yet so I'm curious.
4 MONTHS OF THIS SHIT AND THEN 4 MONTHS OF MANT HOW DID JP SURVIVE
>>545793048yes, it is a witcheck though
>>545790801
>>545792905WTF ISRAEL
>>545792093>>545792905what the fuck did they add new voice lines for this lineup for everyone
... i kinda like how i can complete a career in unity with balanced stats instead of speedmaxing desu~
>>545793124im having funthis shits hilarious
>>545793124Gold Ship. As always she carries the whole franchise on her back.
>>545793075>578 KB>that quality
COLD :SKULL:
>>545792981JP's still a good choiceWanted to see who else is there, wonder if some of it may have gotten to my neck of the woodsWill have to look
I actually like this scenario
>>545792820What sex? It's just uma training, anon.>>545792848 https://i.4cdn.org/trash/1762635028903520.png
>>545789928SFV is improved with the upcoming patch, isn't it?
>>545793286you gotta sacrifice suzuka to save smaru
>>545793080That run was 6* Stamina, 1* Wit, 1* Power, 5* Speed. So that's probably how I hit the 1200, but it was still pretty comfortable. Even without the 5* Speed I reckon I come out at like 1175-1200 with a nice bit of RNG.
>>545786671 (me)>>545786772>>545786241>>545786452Okay, less ass than I was expecting, but still not all that good. I guess I'll retry a couple times to see how the rng balances out.
>>545793075post deck NOW
>>545793390It's getting a buff to work on the later half of the final corner instead of just the final corner, but that still shouldn't give it a good proc range for this track unless I'm retarded
>>545793080Aoharu testing on me. 2 speed is doable, you can also pad the speed with speed sparks.
I only have enough monies to potential 5 taishin or vodka for the next CM who should get it bros
I'm clicking bubbles but my stats are still asswitbab didn't explain SHIT
Parent running Ryan is the true gambling. Dogshit donkey.
>>545793352>futa>with ballsThat's just a man with moobs
I feel that 2 wit and a pal is a genuine gaslight.
>>545790250>Sign in to continue to Google Driveyou gotta fix that first
>>545791823if you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best>t. Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>545793460https://x.com/vvvivlosuma/status/1987186999992930542sorry anon, its a brownoid sloptuber, the age of slotubers being better than /uma/ is here....Not even buying an ad will save us...
>>545793075man this is so bullshitim f2p who cant do unity and ive been having anxiety tremors at night just thinking about how unfair this scenario ishow the hell do devs think this is okay?i have 1200 hours on the game and this is new scenario is just spitting into my face
>>545793179That's Teio's lines when she's normal mood
>>545793547I'm pretty sure the stats from the bubbles are meaningless, the reason you pop them is actually to upgrade your teammates and facilities ASAP, the goal being level 5 trainings and spamming rainbows during senior year
So there is no point in going Team Carrot anymore if this shit doesn't work in CM5
>>545793629BUHI BUHI BUHIIIIIII
>>545793316Oh neat, yeah they only had that variety here but haven’t seen or tried the others. Would have liked the Still in Love one as well. At least I know what to keep an eye out for now though, thanks anon. Hopefully you’re able to grab some as well
>>545793547you have to wait for the bubbles to stack with the friendship training of the stat you want
Ignore the rest of the dogshit sparks. Witgod was right, if you spam the middle matches you can still get Unity spark.
>>545793624Give me the quick rundown on the Fr*nch scenario
None of my support events are finishing and for specific hints, I'm feeling too reliant on inheritance. I'm going back to URA until the 11th for my aces' parents once I'm done updating my team trials. I made an awesome Curren without two of the gold skills she really fucking needs.
>>545793667Git gud?
>>545793352me on the left
>>545793417desu all you needed was 1 more good speed rainbow and a bit more Wit, if the run you did wasn't a high roll you should be fine
>55 prio>10% training eff>bonus wit AND skill pointthe tradeoff is she has 0 good skillswould you take her over marvelous/daiwa as a wit card? all 3 are MLB.
>>545793629BUYANADBROWNTOID
>>545793839how the fuck are people hitting max speed with 2 speed SRs
Okay, so basically MLB R Riko is worthless until the 11th so you need to borrow a MLB SSR Riko or don't bother with unity
>>545793124they got a ton of stuff we will never get>rewards for the ongoing anime>cygames web store with way better prices for carats>physical events at actual horse races>meta is way more casual there so the people who kept playing only 1 run for dailies per day could still do well in CM>when the 4th scenario came out and they accidentally kept MANT stronger than it, cygames had to go on a crazy apology tour and give out multiple anniversaries worth of rewards and buff the 4th scenario
>>545793048It reduces her reaction time when the gate opens. Late start just means it was a long reaction time.
>>545793967he didn't hit max speed tho
>>545793967Use inherits, spirit bomb speed, good summers, your training past second summer is level 5 for a reason?
>>545793941I think she also has no starting friendship if that matters
>>545793941Daiwa is good for pace chasers
>>545793965NEVEREVER/uma/ FUCKING SUCKS AT THIS GAME NOW LMFAO
>>545793967Silence Suzuka got 20% spd growth.
>>545793891>a bit more WitWhat on earth would I even need 700+ wit for?
>>54579414080% skill proc
>>545793729but where the fuck am I getting rainbows with only 2 speed cards
>>545794140She wants to become Prof. Cute
Moment of truth. Should I MLB my Kitasan Negro? I don't have Creek and Riko.
>>545793817Easily the most fun I had with the game. It feels like a soft reset of the game. Mant is fun imo but strictly because you can make dumb horses like Triple Crown Taiki and build weirdly specific affinity for the aces you'll want in Grand Live
>>545792142I'm still so fucking unsure lmaoBeeline Burst, It's On, No Stopping Me, Speed Star, Step on the Gas AHHH I DON'T FUCKING KNOWDo I even need any recovery skills with all that stam? I have Gormand and Corner recovery and also Triple 7s but I don't wanna waste anything
>>545793417once it clicks aoharu feels fun, but RNG will always be a bitch, good luck in your future runs
>>545794265MLB her after you finish the Riko pulls. Maybe you get her. You cannot get Creek from pulls anymore.
>>545794265Wait for the upgrade crystal and use the voucher to unlock Fine or Creek.
Mackie...
FYI an anon accomplished basically an even better taiki (skill-wise, was S instead of SS) with a f2p deck a few threads ago:>>545727832>>545728225
>>545794140midrace velocity. When an Uma randomly slows down for no reason or speeds up and overtakes without any skills that is a Wit diff.
>>545794265Wait for the free rolls to be over. I got a Creek with todays. Surely the ticket can wait a few more days.
its not worth buying golds on parents is it? even if its a higher chance for sparks it seems better to buy as many skills as possible
>>545794385I already have LB1 FM that I don't use because my MLB SRs are better. I just don't really have Creek.
I HATE NICE NATURE SO MUCH
>>545794475doesn't that burn through a lot of stam tho?
>>545794379>You cannot get Creek from pulls anymore.?
>doing anniversary missions>hmmmmm i have won 15 races right???>hmmmmmmmm yea i think so>finish career>14 races
big stamina
>>545794575You could voucher for Creek. You do understand how long will it take for you to MLB her,right? She needs LB3 to be good.
>>545794575You need the first copy if you're ever going to use crystals on her.
>>545793941>no mood, hints and recoverynah
>>545794456>I have to beat this next CMWELP
>>545794053>rewards for the ongoing anime>physical events at actual horse racesbut we got/get these?
I’m quitting until l’arc, that was the first scenario better than URA
ReminderThere's a 10% chance of matching against an S rank Uma in 30 mins
>>545794205Barely had any useful skills to choose from anyway...
>>545794663You can check it, anon.
>>545794653no
>>545794661She doesnt get banners until august next year.
>>545794835how
>>545794423
>>545793941No, it's in her nameIcku no dick usvery bad card
>>545793496I think it also gets a duration increase too so that helps as well. Going by that image it seems like there's a good chance for most/all of it to be useful unless I am also retarded.
>>545794456>fyi some nigger high rolledthanks for the news
>>545794754we aren’t getting back ported rewards for the season of anime that was airing for JP at the time. if you can make it to the Kentucky derby or some French G1 then congrats, but 95% Japan is a train ride away from some random g2 or g3 with a cygames booth
>>545793543Which one will kick you if you neglect her?
>>545794918career profile
>autistic>dominant>dresses monochrome>totally in love with you after a few interactionsGuys I think I'm in love
i want to throw up...
>>545795076I could tank that.
>>545794053>cygames web store with way better prices for caratswhat
>>545795057sorry let me go back to saying its impossible to beat riko
>>545795067>complains about not getting events at real horse races>refuses to go to a horse raceYou issue>we aren’t getting back ported rewards for the season of anime that was airing for JP at the time.You cant win em all
Now that CM is overWhats your team for CM?
Are you ready to put on that bronze Leo title Toreina? You're going to post the results of your CM right? You're not going to lose and pretend it never happened right?
Tried doing ooga booga fan run in unity and this was the result
pls don't quit the gameI want global to survive long enough for me to pull for my wife....
>>545794053>meta is way more casual there so the people who kept playing only 1 run for dailies per day could still do well in CMza warudo was strong
>>545795278On paper, oonige Suzuka, Oguri, Taishin.
After days of farming I literally got the 2 speed and 2 stamina sparks back to back in Haru kamikaze runs lmao
>>545795278Vodka, Scarlet, and a mysterious third option
bros how do I spend my pick your own ssr card ticket, do i hit LB3 on kita LB2 on Rice power or just get a new 0LB one? whatd u do with yours?
Who is this semen demon?
>>545795450Some groupie that follows Golden Generation.
>>545795278I paid 30k carats for hag love I'll use the hag
>>545792704The fireballs give you the facility levelsYour cards' rainbows get you to the speed cap
>>545795278taishi smaru and idk maybe taiki. would run suzuka if i had her.
>>545795450My wifeFuck off
>>545795206>>cygames web store with way better prices for caratsAs a piggu, I am in despairwdym
>>545795450nepobaby
>>545795450Queen Devil Horns
I need Teio's womb filled
2LBed this useless Guts scam. Holy shit give me Riko or Rice already
>>545795450Urara Haru's #2 fan(I'm #1)
>>545795278Is encroaching good on this track? because Taishin if so
>>545795278Suzuka Oonige as Blocker unless I high roll + >>545790240
Okay i'm starting to understand how it works now
It's hard being the middle child
30 minutes wastedumazing
>>545795278>Oguri that lowShe keeps proving you dumb niggers she is the PEAK of Japan racing, and yet you dumb niggers keep placing her low tierAt this point you are gaslighting unintentionally because you are fucking retarded
>>545794095>your training past second summer is level 5 for a reason?YEAH BRO JUST GET HUNDREDS OF SPEED IN LIKE 9 REMAINING TURNSretard
>>545795572If its anything like fgo, there is a discount from buying directly from them than using the google shop.But I'm not sure if its the case
>>545795328CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE BOY!>>545795362CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE AUTIST!
>>545795278Ryan is dogshit on this track though, you can't use her rising dragon as a rocket combo.
Almost a perfect run, thanks creek
>>545795692where are you guys getting so much power from
I'm so glad I didn't skip FA MatikanefukukitaruHer G1 winning animation is so cute
I cannot think or comprehend of anythingmore cucked than treating your Uma Musume as a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, and training an Uma Musume for at least 3 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful beloved Uma Musume - reading her training regimens, making her train for G1s, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyablefor other men. Trained the perfect Uma Musume? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she was trained, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personalitythat came from the way you trained her. As a man who trained and treated his trainee as a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 4 years of your life simply to train an Uma Musume for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE ANDFINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>545795738Don't call me autist.
>>545795278Teio Rudolf and I might try bringing Rice
>>545795692Tell us your findings whale anon
>>545795206https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/need to be in japan or use VPN. wayyyyyy better prices than what we get or in the JP app because cygames takes 100% of the cut when they sell it through their store.
20 minutes remainhow do you feel
It's impossible to cap speed in Aoharu even with 5 speed cards. I never clicked speed training btw.
>>545795703why the donut asshole? is this a horse cock fetish artist?
>>545795703I don't get the appeal of giant assholes, which is kinda weird in retrospect considering I spend a lot of time on the chins
>>545795278didnt witgod say that no stopping me is bricked on mile?also what running style for taiki? pace?
>>545795692>Buhi, oink buhiiiiii to buhibuhi OINK OINK OINK
>>545795828i cant believe meisho doto posts on 4chan.org/vg/uma/
>>545795712Oguri was a loser of the balance patch.But she gets her own Balance in the form of XOguri that will top the tierlist later.
>>545795529do explosions also give facility level?
>>545795824>Think about it logically.This makes more sense the other way aroundImagine becoming a trainers dedicated uma only for him to pick up another trainee after your career is over
>>545795795Don't tempt me bwo, I promised myself no pulling on uma till the all spark...
>>545795861Had a 50% winrate. Add in whale Unity uma to the mix and I'm praying for second place.
>>545795846Can you show us the prices?
>>545795626>>545795552>>545795450lollmao even
>>545794918>>545795140You can also use that screen to check stats during an event decision by clicking your trainee's portrait.
>>545795278Taiki and some late gamblers I guess. I got jumpscared by Summer hag but I'm not in the mood to make a front.Would be fun to use Doto/Taiki combo again but I'd need a lot of mile sparks for her.
>>545795572>>545795732https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/open it with a japanese vpn and cry. they get like 2-4x the carats for the same price
>>545795768training speed with kitasan will raise your power almost as much
>>545796000More like KING REDDIT
18 minutes left until BLOODBATH
>>545795824Luckily, 95% of umas get so attached to their torena that they end up forcing their marked one into marriage if the torena is a faggot
>>545796000i dont get it
>>545796000Reddit also breaths air and drinks waterStart adapting, basedboy
>>545796035So, what prevents us from using a VPN and buying a boatload, or is it for JP version only.>>545795941What did she lose in the patch though?
>>545795703BOKUMANKO'S BOKUMANKO?
>>545796035Thanks, Trump!
>>545795692we told you about the wit and nice nature broyou didnt listen
>>545795278Suzuka, SMaru and Vodka
>>545795941>Corner Accel not properly chooses a random corner instead of the first one>Hanshin 1600 uphill and downhill fixed>Highlander and Straight Descent buffedRetard
>>545796168jp onry of course
>>545795278>S+ TaishinThis is my favorite ongoing umeme.
>>545793729this is too highroll to be fun
>>545795987nta but dozo
>Now lay your uma career flat, that is good. Now witness the power of my Unity cup buffs Solid Horse!>Minus 300 power>Plus 100 wit
>>545795278Suzuka, Taiki and Oguri.Gonna dump 600 statues into Taiki to bring her to 5 stars.
>>545795861My umas went 16/20, 19/20 on day 1-2, but ate shit later with 10/20 and 8/20 performance. I was unable to make a better Unity ace.I expect bronze finish.
>>545795278wtf I thought oon*ger was a racist 4chan meme?
>>545796334Man...
>>545795861I did not specifically train for this one, but they made it to Open A. Good luck, girls!
>>545795278vodka, taishin, and gold city
>>545796334>jp pays ~$65 for 8250 carats>we pay $70 for 5500WHAT THE FUCK CYGAMES
>>545796334>japanese have the anime cygay selector for a pittance
>>545796427大逃げit's just japanese bwo
>>545795861I got the triple crown facing mostly bad Umas, I'm expecting my luck will run out soon.
>>545795169What was the AI slop bot trying to draw here?
Riko is crazy, I borrowed her instead of KB and used LB3 Bakushin and LB3 King Gaylo as speed cards and reached 1100/830/860 on Seiun. Failed 1 (uno) 15% speed training
fifteen minutes until my account is bricked
>>545796334>65 shekels for 8250 rupees>We have to pay 70 for 7500It's not fair
>>5457963341500 yen for a 3* selector and 770 carats...bros we paid more than $20 for a random 3*
>>545796587How do you prioritize the new mechanics and trainings?
>>545796427No, Nihonjin look em straight in the eyes and call them ooniger with a dramatized American-style emphasis on the r
P-P-P-P-POST YOUR FINALS FACE
I get way better umas by just using the exact same builds I was using in ura I will shrimply just ignore riko
>>545796671please stop reminding me that this artist exists
>>545796334there's a selector?
>>545796671tranny hands drew this
Does he mean that for No Stopping Me to be good the late-race should start at a corner not the final corner? "3rd corner" is misleading here.
>>545796569that word you posted end with ge not ger tho
>>545796725prease understand, jp put for 4 years, gorobaru still new
https://youtu.be/MzHnEpn5aXI?si=M2329yt6Qmk428nVThis but with Riko
>>545796753give me my bronze title my pittance of carats and let me be in peace
>>545795861It's gonna be bronze, I got only one (1) 3-2 finish and my uniguri sucks ass
>>545796779Nyo.
So to make a good Aoharu Uma you just need>MLB Kitasan (easy)>MLB FM and NN (easy)>Borrow MLB Riko (easy)>Flex the rest depending on the distance(easy)
>>545795328Sex with Cheval Grand's boobs.
clock check
>>545796753
>>545796671Im fine with itThey drew rice shower getting piped
>>545796753Ayup, another silver title for me
>>545794053>cygames had to go on a crazy apology tour and give out multiple anniversaries worth of rewards and buff the 4th scenariowhy would players be mad that the new scenario isn't powercreep and that their umas aren't instantly worthless tho
>>545796927super easy
>>545796334>all the paypiggies coming out of hiding to complain about the prices they already agreed to payI seriously hope you guys are just baiting.
>>545796753it's so late here and i have work tomorrow
>>545795296I HATE smug Teioposters so much!But my dick loves them..
Any chaps here?
>>545797024because they hated MANT and didn't want to have to keep playing it
Should I use my selector to get fm lb1? Is she worth using over mlb tachyon or mlb marvelous?
>>545797042So what, am I also not allowed to complaining about rent prices rising because I chose to live under a roof?
>>545797024bc mant le bad
>>545797024Because MANT is literally a hour+ per runEnjoy praying you get S in track aptitude after 45 mins.
>>545795846if you could use vpn how are you able to buy carats this way for a global account but they still go out of their way to block global
>>545797105damn, it's that bad huh
>The looming feeling of checking who am i against and seeing a Gold S on their rank
>>545797059>workit's Sunday, bro
>>545788740I added another 70 pulls to currently make it 100, so I need to add another 30 and wait for this next week to hit pity and get a more usable Riko. But in those 100 pulls, I got 2 Eishins to get her to 2LB, a copy of Manhattan Cafe I forgot I had to make her 1LB....AND 7 HISHI AMAZONS I ALREADY HAD AT MLB BEFORE, I LOVE THE CHOCOLATE UMA, BUT I ALREADY CAPPED THE TICKETS I CAN BUY WITH CLEATS FOR THE MONTHS. Very mischievous, these pulls.
>>545796962FAT NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAalso Teio a cute
>>545796753g-g-ganbarimasu
>>545797198it's gig economy bro
>>545797118Lb1 fine motion is barely any better at all over 0lb
>>545796552its a limited bundle you retardthe 5500 bundle costs pretty much the same
>>545795703
>>545796815it's conjugated, bwooonige is the infinitive and oonigeru is the present
>>545797118Nah, you want her LB2 for the wit recovery
>>545797169it's for jp only, you need a vpn to see the prices. if you try to visit the page outside of japan it gives you an error
This game is as good as dead if cygames is retarded and don't skip mant.
>>545796753I believe in Teio and my team but being able to enter A is huge enough for me
>>545796753me on the left
>>545797302Suffering builds character.
>>545797256But is it better than MLB Wit SRs?
I lost I already know itPut me out of my misery
>>545796753I'm in group B I don't give a fuck lol
wait, isn't URA spark better for parents than Unity
>>545797302Or you know...People can just not run mantIf they are weak
>/uma/ just finding out now that we are paying 2x prices for carats
Which 2nd wit card for daiwa? I already have MLB fuku in the deck
I'm ready to lose
The results are dead and done as soon as they come out, right?No need to try and log in later?
>>545797418yes but you get much more white sparks in unity
>>545796168She didn't lose anything but she also didn't get any buffs specific to her while some others didNot sure about this tierlist though, Opera is definitely not S tier and neither is Ryan. I'm pretty sure Oguri is still the best pacer
>>545797302beatings will continue until morale improves
Is watching someone else win finals after losing essentially cuckoldry?
>i fell for the wit meme
FIVE MINUTES
>>545797453Marvelous and pray for THH
>>545797448eh whatever
>>545797506Yep. Just don't forget to grab your rewards.
>>545794456>gutlet
I have 1 Riko copy at 40 rolls, I shouldn't start using it until 1* right?
>>545797302this game is going to die before mant at this rate
>>545797453Fuji if she's a miler, Agnes if she's medium.
>>545797479Haha what if I kissed Nice Nature and gaslit her into thinking she hallucinated it? Wouldn’t it be funny?
>The Make a New Track scenario revolves around races. There are no character-specific objectives in this scenario like in the previous two, and you will instead be tasked with collecting Grade Points (成績Pt) before reaching specific deadlines.this sounds kino. why do people hate it?if anything, it means that your runs during your breaks at work can be spent on URA or Unity, then when you get home to cooldown, you play MANT
>>5457973803/4LB Fine Motion > MLB tachy > mlb marvelous > 0/1/2LB Fine Motion
>Click View Race>Go into the match screen>Check my opponents>One of them has Leo Platinum Title already
>>545797648>Agnes
>5 minutesI'M NOT READY
>all circles>1/5 winsokay
>>545796671how did you get this photo of me and my wife?
>>545797657I did this to my cousin actually
The time is coming
I'm a botter so I will like MANT
Nobody cares about the quadriple cups. Any win from today onwards is not important
>>545797658they hate it because runs take over an hour>but what if i skip and play on quick mo-runs take over an hour
>>545797689That would be really funny if it were true
Anyone without Leo Platinum title will be removed from the club.
>>545797546>brian cardretardthat said, i watched the 90% seanig vod to see how he did it and it was just pure rnghe did not make any special choiceshe did not play the mode optimallyit was literally a case of>whale deck>extremely lucky rainbows>extremely lucky up arrows>lucky nurse event>lucky hot springs>barely avoiding jobbing random racesjust keep retrying anon, eventually you will hit it. that seanig played highroll aoharu runs for the past 48 hours to hit this one run
Lets go 3rd place
>>545797813I hope that faggot who spams that after winning loses fuck
I like the BGM in aoharu so much more than URA
>>545797208I want Teio to put a love heart around my penis.
>>545797658I think the problem is that it has its own little Tazuna pop up shop that appears every turn and bogs down the run.
why does it take 5 hours to match up?are they deciding the races manually?
>*rape your unity team*
>>545797826That's how it works.If you change your title it updates everywhere.Yes, even on the match screen for Leo.
>>545797904So you do not get miracle stream sniped.
>>545789854but they pop only once
I need to go poop
2 MINUTESI'LL FINISH YOU IN 2 MINUTES
>>545797661LB2 is also fine. You don't gain that much between LB2 and LB3.
>>545797904suspense
>>545797937i got raped by them but still beat riko with only +20 bonus
>>545797904Yes. If you're a piggy you're guaranteed to win
>>545797904yes they go to the cygames executive boardroom and pull them out of a hat
It's over for me bros, I know I'm gonna get 3rd place this time
>>545797904Yes. Small Japanese company, purease undasutando.
Well, it was nice knowing yas
End is here!Summer is over
>>545797904They're matching everyone or some shit. It's the extra number you see in your placement. (3rd/180230)
>>545797815yeah, so do it at home—>jap black companiesoh....>>545797903>The lineup for the shop is randomized, and will change every 6 turns. You can confirm when the lineup will change by opening the Special Shop menu and checking the top of the purchase buttonas a roguelite player, I don't really mind, but oof, I can see how annoying that would be
>>545796753>when I somehow got a 55% winrate doing solo front runner and wonder how I got A Finals, as I am prepared for my third place spot
I'M SCARED BROS, MY BRIAN CAN'T PROC HER UNIQUE AND SHOOTING
>>545795450Some call her a Microsoft plantSome call her "Japanese Master Chef"All we know, is that she is called King Halo!
>>545798059I got totally spanked the last 2 cms and am expecting this to be no different. Just give me the damn "there was an attampt" awards already!
ogurikeks
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU
My room has 3 front runners in it. It's over.
if you have a sub-40% winrate do me a solid and queue RIGHT NOW
2nd in group B. What do you guys think about that
VODKA LETS GOOOOOOO
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>finish missions>will now have to deal with this for 1 month until the Kita bannerHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF SOMETHING ELSE IMPORTANT DROPPED
/uma/ real quiet since cm finals dropped
>i'm matched against this oguri capIt's nice knowing you lads
>>545798357>queue
>4 platinum titlesPLEASE I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME NORMALLY PLEASE LET ME FUCKING LOSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I got matched against two S rank umas...IN B FINALS
>>545798162sure, but the registrations closed 5 hours ago, a computer can match up a million contestants in a second even if they had shit like team strength in consideration
>>545796737I had 2 SPD 1 WIT 1 POW (not rice) 2 palsFirst 2 turns trigger Tazuna for a mood upTrigger Riko asap when she shows upTry to choose trainings that have both a chevron and either Riko or Tazuna until you unlock datesPop blue balls on SPDUse pals to restOnce you reach SPD level 4 prioritize rainbows over chevronsI did get fucked in the team finals despite having 3 double circles and 2 circles, but I didn't have rank 5 because of a draw in the first cupNot sure what to do during the first summer, probably should take big rainbows over chevrons
>2nd group AI'm just glad it's over.
FUCK YOU SPECIAL WEEKI KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN I KNEW YOU WOULD STEAL WIN FROM MY BRIAN
>both my opponents had 13500+ umas rebuilt from unity cupJust fuck my shit up
>whole team started late
>Teio ran out of stamina in the last 100mThat's the first time it ever happened.2nd place.
>3rd place Group A
>go out of career to view my CM race>lose>go back into career>lose unity cup finalsi am at my limit
>My Smaru refused to take frontyeah its over
>>545798278Well that was quick. Update: lost this one too. fuck this gay earth
It's done
LETS SEE THEM
>Smaru lates>Still winsTriple crowwwwwn!
>tfw won my birth signweight off my shoulders
i lost to a frontrunner winning ticket...
Here's your group B finals, bro
alright now that every blew their loads we can go back to comfyposting right
Post em anonYou're not a piece of shit who abandoned his ura girls for aowhorus, right?
>>545798642
>>545796407Nevermind lmao.
>>545798483FUCK YOU OINKTSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kahoWJOsjoc
>got paired up with a leviathan>2nd place
My third crown...
4th CM, 4th 2nd place finish
>sees my opponents new title
Thems the breaks.
Viewing the race in portrait mode so I don't have to watch myself get BTFO in 4K
I won!!!....B finals
>get beat senseless rounds 1 and 2 by Oguri Cap>have enough and build one in Aoharu Hai>winIt's quite shrimple.
>>545798682HOLY OINKER
>>545790046The next scenario gives player more control though.
>all 3 smarus were made in unity cup
>oguri late starts>spends the entire race in 9th place???
I fucking lost to a Summer Maruzensky that didn't have Groundwork and only had 3 skills yet it beat the three other front runners the whole way.
aoharu teio won
>This was the last URA CM>It only gets worse from hereIt's over...
>2ndDamn
No...
yay bronze
fuck this game
they brought A+ umasits over
Post-race paizuri here I come!
GET FUCKED OGURI
>blocked right behind the other seiun for the entire start until angling >other seiun doesnt win anyway garbage ass rng game
>>545790046You ain't seen nothin yet.
kneel
>my enemy was full SSS It was over before it even started
Jobbed to a weak uma again and now I'm 2-2 on CMs when I should be 4-0Yeah I quit
meh I knew I'd lose because of aoharumy opponent had 2 aoharu aces. my team was so good by ura standards too, fuck cygames for pulling this shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545798965It was good while it lasted, but it's time for whales and luckshitters to rule the game now. The unlucky will cry to sleep.
Noooo I lost to Unity cup umas...its over triple crown win was my peak...
>>545799051That's not fucking real
I TRIED SO HARDAND GOT SO FARshouldn't have gambled with the triple ace yolo.....
OGURI CAP (PEAK)
Say something nice about my (very cute!) wife!
I got raped by Oguri three times in my pulls and now I get raped by Oguri in this CMI don't think I like being raped
>Both my enemies brought frontrunners>4 frontrunners block my Oguri position>Oguri pushed all the way back to 5th and can't keep up because fronts keep fighitng for lead and upping each other>Lost to this trash Maru who was so far ahead my Oguri could not catch up>2nd placeMy cope is that the other retard who brought front Mayano and SMaru got bronzeIf only the bastard used Mayano as End I would have won easily
OBUHI KYAPPU
>>545799221nothing gets past you anon
couldn't beat the hag...
>>545798913The meta-slave who I beat in my race had remade all 3 of his umas (Summer Maruzensky ace, Oguri Cap ace, Nice Nature debuffer) in Unity Cup.
>bring 3 medium S A+ aces>no other A+ runners in the race>1st 2nd and 3rd favorite >lose to a A rank Rudolph
>>545799051>Vo Da ViWait a fucking minute, do we really get an iM@S scenario?
Lost to URA OguriCan't beat good ol' triumphant pulse
PROUD OF YOU, MY GIRLSTHANK YOU FOR THE WIN!GOOD LUCK TO MY /UMA/ BROS! WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!!!!
63536402CM4FINALISTS ONLYBRING ONE UMA
The call the bring in a 670 stamina Unity Cup Maruzensky somehow worked out despite running out of gas at the very end
guys am I gonna make it
>>545799106It's really not worth the effort.
>Other 2 guys didn't have fronts>Cracked Doto wins it all>other dudes Oguri right behind herThat's what I get for not running 2 fronts.
EZ
>>545799250Small.
WE DID IT In group B
>>545799369Not with that score.
AND THATS WHY SHE'S THE GOAT BABY! She brought home the plathttps://youtu.be/lPk_zyRKs1Q
Too EZ
>lost to a barely even good maru by 1l because my own maru got unlucky and oguri missed one of her accels
>>545799009bwos...
I would be okay to losing to a better SUmmer Maruzensky than me, or a good Seiun Sky, but getting fucking third because my late surger decided to proc nothing and a Summer Maruzensky with worse stats than everyone across the board, no Groundwork, and only Professor of Curvature, two gold recoveries, and Angling and Scheming (FUCKING NOTHING ELSE) led the whole way while my superior Summer Maruzensky and the other guy's superior Seiun Sky gt third and fourth is fucking absurd.Completely rigged game. That nigger horse can't have fucking won a single race before this.
>>545799369no chance, last week it went to 502k or something and it goes up every time
>Unity Seiun I made last minute did nothing and diedYeah that fitsAt least I technically get silver
summer mcqueen when
>I won but for what purpose is there to care
>>545798181>Actually not thirdAcceptable, second guy brought in an A+ Unity Cup Oguri. I did too, but my Oguri was more glass cannon to battle against Dominators, she wasn't made to go against Neichas, and both teams had a Neicha so her being a wincon wasn't happening. SMaru only lost by one length, so it wasn't a huge smashing loss, I can still be happy with this.
Here we go
My shit Oguri somehow won. Not a single person in my finals had medium S. Does jobbing round 2 really match you up with other shitters? Didn't really work on a strong ace until unity.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA imagine losing to my ura honse
>>545799369Retrain everyone.
>beat 2 S.Marus that were better than mines somehow>didn't proc SM or Angling >GAMBLERS WONFUCKOFF
fucking gold ship almost gave me a heart attack
>>545799357>ONE oops I can't read
Meisho Dotomination
>>545799065based team
>>545799357everyone point and laugh at this fucking retard
>solo front>solo PACEwhat the fuck are these Taurus ahh finals, I got dominator'd to deathhttps://litter.catbox.moe/dgt2o88iwj88v8ai.mp4
>Everyone losing to SMarubut you were warned she is the queen of this game? lmao what happened to>She is not that good lol i beat her all the time with my memeoguri
One day I will win an A final.. For now, I remain a Gold trainer.
B-RANKBROS, IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING, LET'S LAUGH AT RANK-A 3RD PLACERS WITH OUR SUPERIOR REWARDS WHILE RUNNING -11K UMAS, AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AIEEEEEEE STOP DOXXING
>>545799650danchou pls...
>>545799650just leave and reenter
>>545797316AGAINST ALL ODDS EVEN AFTER FAILING TO PROC MAESTRO SHE'S BEATEN 2 OGURI CAP I AM SO HAPPY TIME TO GIVE TEIO LOTS OF PATSI love how CMs simulate real racing and how much suspense and excitement it can give you
I...i murdered a dreamer...
LETS GOOOOO>NN in A finals
>>545799669the real centurial overlord
TAIIIIIKI SHUTTLEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't want to queue up for the final round bros.... I know what's coming...
>>545799261>that>trash marulollmao even
>>545799417It’s honestly the most safe option if you’re betting it all on a front aceI tried the single front during rooms and learned it the hard way
OH SHIT I WON>B finalsstill
I wasted carrots trying to make a new ace but I won anyway
>>545799706Boram?idk why you doxed yourself
>>545799838SOURCE
>>545799778results are already decidedmerely click to discover your fate
>>545799695MY SUMMER MARUZENSKY HAD GROUNDWORK, 2 SPEED GREENS, MEDIUM S, AND EVERY POSSIBLE SKILL FOR THIS CUP.SHE FUCKING LOST TO A SUMMER MARUZENSKY WITHOUT GROUNDWORK AND ONLY 3 WHOLE SKILLS PLUS A LONE WOLF THAT DIDN'T ACTIVATE. IT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE. SHE WON BY 5 LENGTHS.THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT IN TRYING IN THIS DOGSHIT LUCK GAME.
>>545799706I got 2nd place A rank so I have the same titles and better rewards than you
>>545799752>gassed outwow what a race
63536402BRING YOUR FINALISTS, ONE UMA ONLY10/18
I feel dirty for succumbing to Unity Cup retraining but my cope is I only did borrow runs. Thank you Oguri Cap as in peak.
>smaru over took Seiun>didn't proc angling>cucked Seiun out of her ult tooShe failed me when it matters most...
What is the number behind anyway
>>545798642I just can't win
> Lost to a worse SMaruGod dammit
Mejiro Ardan is the best Mejiro
BANG!
>>545799261>turf S>redshift>over 800 powerShe simply creates too much lead to catch up to at that point, it's like losing to those 1000 speed Seiun Sky in Cancer
>>545798923just look at thisshe was set to pace
>He tried to throw in a half-baked Aoharu aceI learned my lesson with Summer Maru back during Cancer Cup, it's almost always a losing strategy.
Suzuka was in first until the very end, even beat the other fronts, but then lost to the same guy's Oguri and Tachyon... I'm starting to think front running is a meme bros...
I'LL WIN ONE FOR SURE NEXT TIME I'M NOT GONNA END IT LIKE THIS
>>545799902I mean losing by a lot if you lose a&s is normal, but yeah trying to get it is retarded.
Oh. Wow.I’m glad I spent an hour picking my skills I guess lol
>>545800000Sorry quints anon but poor trainers go through the side entrance.
>>545799838this is what Chiyo do when is raining and you can't uma sanpo with her
>>545799928Bullet in the kneecap
>>545799520I... WILL BRING 3 END CLOSERS TO CM5 AGAIN...MY PRINCIPLES WILL NOT BE S-S-SHAKEN...LETS GO HISHI AMAZON, MAYANO (for the 5th time god can you please win something) AND uuuuhhhh...
They lost btw
>>545800096this entire CM has been oguri passing fronts at the last second
>>545799902Did she have better power than yours?
>>545799864In a game in which you can change your name several times, it's not that impactful really
Both opponents were S.Maru and 2 debuffers.The S.Maru's both had ~1050 spd, one was a Unity ace. Just get lucky with matchmaking
thank you single ticket
I beat B finals but it feels hollow....
>>545800107Do the cups eventually repeat so latelets can get A Gemini Plat for example?I mean its based on zodiacs after all.
>>545799973the total number of players you and your opponents beat since story-wise this is the finals, so you and your opponents had to beat all those people to get there.
>>545799795Yeah, I had some similiar Debuffer/Dominator match ups during round 2 and knew that it could fuck me over up in the finals but I decided to gamble.
Anyone get matched up against S Rank whales? Cause I got 2 of them in my lobby
JUST
>>545799973It approximates how many times that question's been asked on /uma/. Looks like we cleared 8000.
Fucking hell, this was pure cinema
>>545800193>last secondMore like at the final corner. Doesn't even matter if you won A&S stakes, if she procs every possible inherited accel.
My URA Rudolf and Sky wonSuzuka got 6th...
>>545800237A dub is a dub is a dub
>>545800179>AND uuuuhhhh...You called?
>>545800248Yes, they'll begin to loop by next anniversary
>lose plat by nose because of one missed skillAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545799915I got /heem/'d by the slightly superior A-ranker... well done anon
>>545800065>metafagno one cares
>>545800179dotobwo..........
6353640214/18Finalists only, bring one uma
>failed to proc angling on finals with 600 witYeah okay I'm killing myself
It's kind of cringe that you're still wearing your cancer platinum title, take it off.
>>545800248yes and nonamed zodiac cups repeat once more but cyjews introduce an upgraded version of the title with 2 stars if you win again. after that zodiac cups are retired for generic DISTANCE cupsso you can get the gemini plat title again but you will be bricked out of the gemini 2* plat title
>>545800373no i wanna be le quirky...
I'm the nice nature of CMs
bros...im regarded, i cant consistently break 1100speed in unity
If this pattern continues, next CM will be the first I don't qualify for A finals...
>>545799357somehow i'm glad i didn't got matched against you guys, these horses are scary
Almost lose to Unity's Matikanefuku.If he actually made some sensible pacer I would be fucked.
>>545800373Masuka!? Dempsey foal!
>>545800410fuck
>>545800446I'm wearing my spe event title to flex on reroller piggies desukedo?
>>545800530have you triedmore speed cards
>failed the Leo cupIt's over
>>545799357>fullit's over
>>545800203i looked up your name on chronogenesis and wrote down your user ID. it's OVER for you
>>545800446I'm a penny pincher for life actually
>>545800530I did a Curren run and got 1200 with only 2 speed cards and no speed sparks, you really just need to burst on speed as much as possible.
I have MLB Kitasan now. What am I saving carrots for next?
I just watched my replay and Oguri didn't even fucking proc Swinging Maestro. And she still won
>only 3 /uma/ fronts won finals I thought S.Maru was S tier?
Doto is the surprise hero of the cup?
>>545800603>spe event titleIs this the ultimate cope for cmlets?
Got my 2 frontrunners for Virgo, next on the agenda is: pace Oguri gambler & late Grass gamblerThen, after the 11th: pace/late Mayano gambler & runaway Suzuka blockerWith those I should have a 2 frontrunner + 1 pace team and a 1 blocker + 2 gambler team, still haven't decided on which to run yet but I won't know for sure anyway till after the patch.
>>545800730>Not a Runaway suzukaSasuga..
>my maruzensky with uncapped speed and rng focus gambling groundwork won cmLMFAOOOOOOOOO
smaru didn't stand a chance!
>>545800446I'm never taking off my hot springs title unless the latest JP scenario has an upgraded version of it and even then it's like 5 years
>>545800202I HAD 50 MORE STAMINA AND POWER, IT WAS A DOGSHIT HORSE. SHE BLEW AWAY THE OTHER GUY'S SEIUN SKY AS WELL THAT PROC'D ESCAPE ARTIST, IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
>>545800623But everyone uses 1 or 2 speed cards...I don't wanna look poor
>both of my umas whiffed one of their gold recoveriesthank FUCK i played it safe
>>545799357OGURI GAME
>>545800685Mine only lost because no one else showed up with a front to finals. Also, I lost to my own horse so...
Fuji, I love you, and I guess you didn't need it, but please could you use your ulti just once...
>>545800446
>>545800401>Teio nuh-uh, I'm only 66.67% metafag
bwo is using Long Aoharu ace in Final
>>545800730whats the tierlist for virgo?arent front runners fucked because big niger exists?
I was the anon who was on dailies autopilot and accidentally entered my URA umas. I fucking won my first platinum title. Special Week won me the title. I'm actually fucking shaking at the rush of emotions.
>>545800623im already running 3speed 2wit riko
>>545800813>>545800685add me to the listlaughing so hard that this won A finals
>>545800963Big nige needs a fuckton of stamina so it's not that shrimple
Do statues ever become super imprtant or can I spend them to get my whole squad to 3* with a clear conscience
I'm tired of getting washed even though I'm godlike
>>545801046please leave homosexual
post your current emotion
That's it, I'm going TRIPLE late surger in Virgo, fuck you.
There's like no time to get screenshots of these unity poses.
>>545800917Obuhi Cap (cap as in no cap of their credit card)
It was group B I can't complain considering I hadn't won yet and I'm going pretty off meta in favor of using my favorites.
i lost
The right S.Maru defeated my S.Maru. She literally overtook on the perfect time last second for Angling and Scheming.Miracle runs do happen.
>>545801105
>>545801114based and gamblerpilled
>Not last>My Maya stole lead but couldn't keep it because 2x naturesI'll take it
>>545800685I only lost because I got solo front'd. It doesn't count.
oguri fat says no unique for you
>>545801037WAIT THATS A ROOM IM ILLITERATE
>>545801149>It was group B> I hadn't won yet haven't*
>smaru late start even with focus>smaru rushed>she gets in first for a few seconds but no A&S>my amazing Oguri takes first too soon and doesn't trigger Triumphant Pulse because she got in first>lose by a neck to another Oguri which was trailing me the entire time I could see triggered Triumphant Pulse right behind me in second>all my stats were higher than the other OguriIf my SMaru didn't late start my Oguri would have been in second to trigger her ult and either of them would have won. Frick my stupid chungus life. I should have had 1st AND 2nd place.
>>545800353That dumb :D gets me everytime
Only nonnies who won Leo platinum can have sex with me
>>545801046Please stay straight man
>>545801024Congrats anon!
>>545801047block big niger exists
Should i start a youtube channel?
>>545800815>ricebased
>>545800446CM banners have a one month expiration date. You're wife's fan banners are timeless.
>>545801196what the fuck is she doing
>>545800335Luckily I didn’t. But I still went against a full lobby of cracked A+ Umas, with some being free to play
>>545801105LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want you guys to know that I won but I will be keeping my Gemini Plat title on because I think its cooler
>win Leo>equip title>my opponents will see it
>>545788495I lost, however the very fact that I got second with the Uma's I made for Taurus Cup means that I've ruined and humiliated at least one Summer Maruzensky try hard by being a lazychad. What's better is that a scuffed Grass Wonder was the one to win as well.
>>545801206what site is this
If you don't own Suzuka you will not be able to win Virgo btw. Great Escape wins easily if there are no other Suzukas, and if there are, they block all other front runners. Suzuka, Vodka, and Taiki Shuttle is an unbeatable team now that Pace Chasers and Late Surgers have Unity Cup to max out all their stats and get like 6 gold speed and acceleration skills.
>>545801226
>>545801353>marked
>>545801436why Tachyon posters are always the scummiest.
>>545801302>block a front>you helped them activate NSM and rabbits awayThanks bro
>>545800335I was up against 13.5k A+ with perfect skills so whatever
>My Brian didn't get lucky pacer because Tachyon got rushed earlyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545801105*rapes you*
Is it just me or are more anons getting wrecked than in previous CMs? Maybe they've become overbold and we need to remind them CM losers are better unseen and unheard.
I'm waiting till tomorrow morning to watch finals so that when I whine about the results my blogging won't be drowned out by all the other posts.
>>545801490i thought she was a robot!
>>545801105relief at not jobbing
>>545801165>>545801197I'm sorry. You'll get it next time, anons. This one was a mess. It was RNG if you got smacked with a last-minute Aoharu whale or luckshitter.>>545801441My plan is Silence Suzuka and then a pace Oguri, then a debuffer.
>>545800674Christmas Oguri
>>545801026have you tried more speed cards
>>545801436This but put the silver on
>>545800179Holy SOVL
>>545800053Her stats
>>545801105My team was better, I got unlucky so it feels so bad.
>>545801105THIS IS HOW MUCH I WANT TO PAT TEIO RIGHT NOW
>my URA medium S Taurus chads lost to random pachinko medium A Unity Cucksowari da....I kneel
>>545801598Most good players got burned out and quit after grinding so much to secure CM wins.
>>545800963This is moomoo's tier list.I'd bet <5% of the playerbase can make an actually good ooniger, and only some of them will actually do it so frontrunning should still be fine.
>>545801598First cups were piss easy.Taurus was flooded with low effort builds - tons of people got filtered and quit.Gemini was feared to be a whale mine but turned out super easy cause no one bothered actually getting enough stamina. Easiest plat of all.But now we reached a point where the remaining players generally have more decent builds so the competition is more fierce.
>>545800730>those powerBro, we'll need 900 power MINIMUM to survive against the 1200 power Vodka. Also, No Stopping Me to counter blocker big nige
>>545800179Sovlful team anon
well that was easy
>>545800870Post a screenshot so people here can analyze
>>545801765huh? but it started hard and got easy for me...but I don't use guides or anything. I just roll with it. Got my first plat this CM!
>>545801441as long as I get in A finals idc
>>545801641I already have all the umas I like though.
>>545801105>lost to a worse Maruzensky because I late started even with focus and got rushed
>>545800963Thanks for the free rabbit blocktard
I'm okay with this, that's a decent S Maru. My own Oguri prevented Taishin from activating pump by getting overtaken at the worst moment possible
>>545801763>s. maru only A tieryou guys said she'd be the best horse for a year...
IT'S OVER SEIUN SKYI HAVE THE INNER LANE
Maruzensky did not at all live up to the hype.
Wait the team skill from the Unity Cup actually works in the CM?Ignited Spirit SPD?
>>545801105i haven't joined a CM since the 2nd one lol
man I should have went 2 speed, also can't fucking wait to get my KB to MLB finally soon
>>545801301I originally planned a Grass Spe team, but I couldn't get a Grass better than the Ryan. Thank you, Special Week.
>>545801876Focus does nothing btw. Concentration could have saved you tho.
>>545801105I hate it...
>>545801440https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata
>>545801928that strap's looking a little loose...
>>545801105As an F2P I have three Platinum titles to my name. I don't know if I deserve them but I'll gladly take them. Feeling pretty great honestly.
>>545801615Thankfully she is IP68 rated
bread>>545802073>>545802073>>545802073
>>545801923Blame the cyckagame weird update.
>>545801842You will literally never win a race against Great Escape Suzuka without your own. You will not make A.
>>545801946S MARU WILL BE DESTROYED
>>545801923>believing the guy who has 0 CM wins
>>545801598I won Gemini with a terrible Gold Ship because the opponents didn't spurt.I won Cancer because my subpar Seiun got rushed and took first place by accident.I got 3rd Leo because my S Turf S Med 700 wit Smaru didn't proc angling.The point is, I need to make Unity aces for Virgo.
>>545801692where's your swinging maestro bwo
>>545801763>taishin S tierfor how long are they keeping this up
>>545801923She can't beat Suzuka unless you run your own and kill her quickly.
>>545801923She was supposedly until Xoguri and VBourbon, but now big nige is ahead of schedule she kinda lost her purpose.
>>545801763why is doto a gyambler
>>545801598The casuals have moved on and we all have access to guides and calculators It’s expected at this point
>>545802703>>545802703>>545802703
>>545801763I can't be bothered to watch a 2 and half hour breakdown of the update from rambling retards. How exactly do I beat oonigers?
>>545803032You run faster than them of course.
>>545801763>any front runner not a gambler
>>545801105>2nd placeI'm happy, that's a 10 pull
>finally try the Riko card>one click gives increases 10 friendshipWhat the hell she really is an easy fuck. This is why I hate n*ngens