>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026 https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143 >Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024 >How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed) >Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki >Nightlord resistances chart https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg (embed) >Main Information Document https://rentry.org/erpasta >Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/ https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit >Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between >Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4 >Group/Multiplayer Password erg Touch Bloodstain: >>545650536
revenant
Are you team Manta or team Zorban?
since revenant is only alive through magic or whatever, do you think she can magically get pregnant? You know, with like a fertility incantation.
>>545796730incant yourself off a bridge
>>545796730Shut up you obese pedophile
>>545796831I'm here to discuss elden ring lore and theory-craft. Is this not the appropriate place to have this discussion?
>>545796730She can because she's a fertile adult woman
>>545796118I look like this
>>545796976/erg/ is best for that. Be careful, you will trigger a lolcow or 2 if you show enthusiasm.
>>545796648Zorban is better but Manta is amusingly retarded
>>545796648>>545797076Who's manta
>>545796831>>545796854
>>545797221erglinga that plays with us sometimes.
>>545797265>erglingahuh?
>>545797361erglinga - erglings together. There are a few ergreds here.
>>545797585oh man I am so out of the loop
>>545797265isn't it the other way around? she does occasional viewer games and a couple ergites joined in
>>545797673picklerel>>545797674No, he's just from here since he plays with us and posts with us afterward. He just isn't a nolife loser like the bad element here.
>>545797674This she’s not erg related or approved at all
>>545797925Guys who won't shut up about Lord of the Rings lore and talk passionately about it for hours on end are so hot I want to sex them all night
>>545798104This is some lonely but well meaning girl's chad image, don't forget it.
>>545798104You're not a woman though
>>545798447What?
>>545798958The linked post is a version of chad to some chick somewhere.
gg mystry volcano heolsteralso reminder that you can do WEBM related to get to everything on the west ledge faster.
Any oldfags here that still remember that meme jihadi video from /v/ about Dark Souls 2 PvP?It was called Dark Souls: Soldier of Allah and was filled with ISIS soundbites and nasheeds.This might be the original link, taken downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77hzxh_JKRs
>>545799458Same guy did a version for ER on launch. Set up and outfit and everything for his suicide bombings.
>>545799412aieeeee you didnt have to include my embarassing death
>>545799412How'd u do that
>>545799598Youtube search is so shit I can't possibly find it on my own. Has it not been taken down yet?
>>545798104so hey, I know all of feanor's family tree by heart
>>545799790What happened to you there is precisely why I never try >>545799412the risk to reward of saving 10 seconds is just not worth it.
>>545799867No clue, he posted his webms on 4chan when doing it. He was using 2x of the erupting cracked tear and stalking people using the shotels I think.He was wearing the commoner's headband with the durka durka shawl I remember that.
>>545799792the hawk jumps back up if you try to fly into the volcano with it, probably to prevent you from skipping to the lizard at the bottom, so you can just use the boost to go elsewhere.>>545799790I realized I should have blurred the names shortly after posting. my apologies.>>545800009There is no risk, you never let go of the hawk.
>>545798104I know. I can list off all the names of Eru-Iluvatar’s angels and it gets pussies soaked everytime.
>>545799908Women only care if you can pronounce Fingolfin right. If you say his name wrong when regaling on the fall she WILL leave.
>>545799412Anytime I hold left on that specific bird it just catapults me to the lower level and death
>>545800095tell me of your ways friend
>>545800419You dont hold any direction, you press the button to make it descend. You can guide it afterwards.
I really do wish I lived in the bizarro world where being a nerd was seen as attractive
>>545800093So you just hold triangle to descend then hold left towards the church?
>>545800042Still no luck. I hate modern internet so much it's unreal. Him going full normie streamer mode isn't helping either.
>>545797264holy trvkem
>>545801162Nerd girls find nerd guys attractive, you just never notice them because you're looking at the 10/10 barbie dolls. Try lowering your standards
>>545801162I wish being fat and ugly and disgusting and pathetic and useless was considered attractive
>>545801254I don't know about your friend I saw these webms on 4chan for a while when ER launched. We're anonymous here so I don't know how to help you slide into his DMs.
>>545801418I would've been fine with the original video not getting erased without a trace. Gonna have a look at some archives before giving up. Oh well.Thanks though.
>>545801697No problem anon, I hope you get to link up. I'd keep it.
why does playing as ironeye make me less worthy? you should be thanking me for:-marking enemies-improving your loot-reviving you from the moon-making use of ranged weapon passives that would otherwise go to waste
>>545802002>why does playing as ironeye make me less worthy?It doesn't, don't listen to online friends trying to chip away at your self worth.
>>545802002even with an inventory full of ranged passives you will do no damage with your bowyour job is to keep dps on the enemies so their stance damage doesn't get reset - take the practice pill and just build tanky
>>545802002Third worlders truly do not understand that cheating is distasteful, huh.
I want a girl to compliment and shower with affection
>>545802002Sissies will do anything for a little attention
>>545802431Remember to call your mom this week if you haven't already.
>>545802204all the extra damage you're doing thanks to the mark is actually part of my dps contribution, it evens out
>>545802825*restages it*
>>545802825>part of my dps contribution??? You either win or lose.
>>545802558That's not what I meant and you know it
>>545803128Genuinely sad reply (for you).
>>545803128can i call your mom instead
>>545802952duchess is also goated, no hate>>545802973agreed, I wasn't the one making this a dps contest tho
>>545803128Bro, if you won't even tell your mom you love her what good would you be to another woman? Learn the basics here. Wash your penis.
>>545803280>>545803654I live with her, I give her a hug every day
>>545803745Then start complimenting her also and showing real affection. After you do it for a while you'll start feeling better in general. Once you start feeling better you'll carry yourself with a better attitude and women that aren't your mother will notice.
>>545804031Stop trying to get anon to fuck his mom. This isn't an anime
q up now
>>545804235Ewwwwwwww nibba. I'm trying to help the sap so he can be happy with a normal relationship. If he's got an oedipus complex like you he can start this process with his dad first so he won't try to have sex with the recipient until it is in a healthy relationship out of kin. These are babby steps for an autist trying to find love not some sex pest fantasy.
>>545804031>>545804591You're weird
>>545801391WhyThat would be disastrous
>>545802264no, they don’t>>545802457true>>545802558you owned him here
>>545805854What triggered you this time?
Who here has enough hours played to beat this gigastacy?
>>545803654>Wash your penis.Open wide then (hope you like cheese)
>>545805659Because I am those things
>>545801192as long as you dont veer too far off the original track it wont drop you early, once you're descending you can aim for the open pit and as long as you arent near the edge it will shoot you back up.
>>545801162the nerdiest person i know has an ultra cute girlfriend, she's an actual 9/10 alt chickhe just happens to be extremely competent at what he does and that makes him attractiveyou're not nerdy you're just incompetent
>>545806503>you're not nerdy you're just incompetentd-delete this...
gg dragon. having to buy a usable seal for 45k at level 8 after the night 1 boss was fucking painful, sometimes this game gives but it really takes when it wants to.
>Queue dead>No DLC>The only character I don't have good relics on is the birdman who needs so much bullshit it's not even a fair comparisonIt's ogre
>>545806727i wasn't trying to be mean, just pointing out that your situation can change if you put effort into itthe guy i'm talking about looks and acts like a crazy person but he's a gigachad on his field (compilers) and people treat him with respect
chat is this good
>>545807153If you're fighting bugs or adel, yes
>>545806503Please, reveal what it is that this nerdy mystery friend is so competent at
>>545807080Guarantee shes fucking other guys behind his back and he’s with him for the beta bux. That’s how those things work out 99 percent of the time.
>>545807818Are you referring to OnlyAfro?
>>545806494Sounds very difficult requiring high skill precise button presses and stick movements. I'm gonna be like gremlin trying to do this
>>545807153>oh no someone might catch on I cheated these in, I know I’ll change the curses around on the last two linesAll that effort for midbow
Anyone want to listen to me explain the fall of Zaros and the Gielinor God Wars
>>545808736If you make a thread for whatever the fuck that is I'll lurk in it.
>>545808736Nah we all know spliglord spolved his tmerian crustopap over the wertzitarhsgx catalodfgeis and that’s when zapdos inacted martiallian flockflick
>>545808736can you explain to me what the fuck the difference between a d'ivers and a soletaken is
>Game so dead we have people unironically posting about Runescape lore of all things. The DLC can't come fast enough man...
>>545809562Concern trolling (for years) in a general is wild work.
whats the play against ed libra aside from lucking out less likely or waiting for riot
>>545809817Walking backwards
>>545809817Damagemaxxing and steam rolling the condemned and the bullying libra
>>545809817Get holy weapons, his biggest weakness is holy damage. kill the condemned as fast as possible (getting a weapons with bleed helps) then fuck him up.
>>545809562RuneScape is so gay too wtf is wrong with people here
>>545809817The condemned can leave you alone even if you don’t have less likely when a riot is ensued. I think distance and them being in a mosh pit helps, especially if libra attacks them and gives one of the madness
>>545809562it's just one troonscape troon
redeem the stream zorjeet you bloody bitch bastard
Can I get some zorbBenchods in the chat? ayo
>>545807153back to cheating?
>quitting your playthru alreadyshamefur dispray
>>545807597not a friend, he's actually my professor he's a 30 something yo phd in comsci who's relatively well known in the field of compilers and OShe looks exactly like you'd expect him to and his gf/fiancee or whatever is an absolute smokeshow>>545807818honestly i don't doubt it, he looks like the type of guy who'd be into that shit
>>545811802I wish I studied computer science
>>545806001idk, what are her hours played? I think at this point NR is my most played Steam game. some guy i saw on twitch maxed out his in game timers picrel
>>545811802>honestly i don't doubt it, he looks like the type of guy who'd be into that shit
>>545801162hermmmmmmm why do girls only like guys who treat them like shit.........
gg ED 3dogs, it was kinda cool the Swinging Sickle murdered the invader for us.
>>545812663GGs, that was surprisingly easyi had never seen the invader die to the virgin before, lmao
>>545812512Feminism has ruined a generation of men, so too many guys are unironically beta males
>>545811802There is probably something else because there is like basically zero girls in computer science, so I highly doubt they met because of that.
>>545801162Girls do like nerdy guys. You have nerdy hobbies, but you're not a nerd, you're bitter and hateful. Girls can sense that there's something wrong with you and they steer clear. Work on yourself instead of coming up with an excuse.
Think I might partake in a little fist raider tonight
How much did ER get nerfed since release? Was Radahn really much harder?
>>545796269Why is monster girl Libra so hot?
>>545815292There was this one really bullshit attack where he does two quick horizontal swipes and if you roll the first hit the 2nd one will definitely hit you unless you were a little to the side of him when he started up the attack and they slowed it down so you can roll both now. Other than that I think just a slight stat nerf.>>545815803cos you're a goatfucker
>>545815803a just question, my liege
>>545815292Radahn was nerfed across the board, the biggest nerf was to his cross slash but a lot of his moves has increased recovery and the initial part of his rock throwing attack no longer has damage frames.
gg horse>lightning claymore w/ lightning charge attacks
>>545817336
>>545799412isn't jumping off and taking that northernmost hawk faster if you're heading to valiant gargoyle?
gg horse, Raider is actually pretty fun in depths, hitting for 1000+ dmg with ISA is satisfying too
>>545815292All the nerfs on consort radahn basically made him fight at 0.75x speed compared to release.
An annoying and block-worthy Recluse main is q'd...
>>545818019still a worse pick than wylder for fulghor
>>545815292He had an "undodgeable" move that would catch your roll no matter how well you timed it UNLESS you hugged his left leg so the hitbox of the second sword would just barely miss you.
>>545818289there aren't any bad picks at /erg/'s skill level.
>>545812171Lol what? It has a max? What's the fucking point then?
>>545818220shut up slut
>>545818019GG Horse.I find it hard to stay alive when powerstancing colossal with ISA, especially with Raider and his horrible base moveset (impossible to use charged attack damage negation).You should try ISA straigth sword. Less flashy than ISA colossal, but R1-L1 is solid damage and it's much easier to use successive attack damage negation and charged attack damage negation.
>>545807153I mean those are so good they may as well be cheated in, lol.But he's missing post-damage hp recovery.
>>545807153100% cheated lel
>>545818639They clearly are cheated in retard
>>545809817Play very safe, don't get greedy, dodge the attacks. And pay attention to your surroundings, but especially make sure you know what libra's doing at any given time and just assume that if you can't see him then he's gonna either teleport onto you or spawn seals under you.
>>545814508I have officially been queued for 40 minutes. I am owed one adventure at this point.
>>545819049I am queued!
>>545818625Funnily enough I have a ISA dormant power straight sword build on my wylder rn
>>545819049Reze a cute.
>>545819190>trishjeetNo wonder I can't get a game. Suppose I'll come back later then.
It’s been one hour…
>>545817852you posted this already
>>545820616i too am queued
>>545820616>>545820660we did it :D
even doe big black kino is infact /erg/ culture
>>545799412You can do that basically as soon as you grab the hawk I'm pretty sure
>>545820631No i didn't
>>545821851You've posted this to the exact same Rev art, pedo-anon.
Fuck it I'm playing with randoms
>intentionally rage bait and be as annoying as possible>people dont like you and dont want to play with you because of it>"how could this possibly have happened to me?"At a certain point you need to grow up and recognize it's jsut cause and effect from being so unlikeable.
>>545822171kek based
>>545821970Rude, i just like collecting revs, im not that anon
>>545822578isn't he some third world monkey? They are always notoriously fuckin stupid and annoying. getting attention from people who hate him is probably the highlight of his entire life
>>545792174Don't talk about yourself terrjeet. You 4bar to regular bugs nowadays. >>545795685Good bait.
>>545822578>>545822804Sociopath brains are like that, unfortunately these people cannot be fixed. Much like mad dog, the only choice is to put them down
>>545822578Im not that bad, how is cyber bullying real just close your eyes bro. How do you get annoyed so bad.You niggas be calling each other awful things on the daily and suddenly im the pariah... ThonkStop dramafarming I have perfectly fine runs with anon daily youre just a princess who is addicted to arguing with me. If people block me for no reason thats their issue for being weird not mine.
>>545822804>>545822578Xhe exposed xherself for being latinx it's hilarious >>545779648Straight up just an underage ADHD sperg from mexico or something
>Mystery Niggas>I've got everything I could need for all scenarios [every element covered as FTHAFF Duchess]>It's basic Adel>Indulge myself and spam AZURRRRRRRRRR to take him downI 2 barred and I regret NOTHING.
>>545823228So what at least I speak two languages you barely speak 1 n*gga.
>>545823168>cyber bullying real just close your eyes bro.Thats what everyone did. They just blocked and kept playing without you. You're the one bitching about it and acting like a victim.
>>545823168If someone comes into your house and takes a fat shit on the table, wouldn't you be mad too?
>>545823373You speak whitey's language because you got conquered latnixjeet
>>545823386Yeah I never had something like that happen you guys are Reaaally weird
>>545823373>admitting to being mexican
>>545823373>shitskin copingI speak fluent French and English. You're brown and should kill yourself.
>eternal 1/3is nobody queueing?
>>545823879Miquellafaithful?
>>545823558Never had someone start to dislike you when all you do is be annoying around them? That's never happened to you before?
>>545824010im playing black mesa
>>545824017Nope. https://youtu.be/0qRt9epdjoo?si=u_cIhADERiVQQzlmeverybody's favorite randochad!
>>545824153Good taste. I love the lore there
>>545823168>>545823373Stop being a dumb tsun and just admit you suck Bwc faggot
>>545824359don't talk to a 16 year old mexican like this thanks
>>545823373post panties
ggs raiderboys
>>545824198I thought weed wasn't legal in france
>>545824153i never got into half-life so idk what to think abt this but have fun, anon.my queue isn't even going to 2/3 at all so i should probably think of other games to play.
>>545824563I really don’t know what downed me. I was alive for a couple of seconds and then killed the next
GG bros, hitting 1400 dmg every powerstanced swing on the bugs felt good
is it acceptable to alt+f4 if you see someone lock in raider?
>>545812512Shut up cutie *jizzes in your face*>>545812883Truth
>>545824615I'm in Canada [save me please, I'm in hell] My paternal grandmother was mostly Quebecois French so I was raised to speak French as well as English. It's also a legup in Canada, Govt Work REQUIRES there's Francophones around.
>>545815803Because it’s what should have been and unfortunately not what is
>the thread schizo was actually a brown mexican deportee all along
>>545824018What did I do to you? You make it sound like I r*ped your mom dude lmaoI just post gg a buncha times a day/have slight build discussionThe average discussion here is a bunch of slurs anyway
>>545813860you don’t even know the guy but somehow he’s “bitter and hateful”? stop being dumb also no they don’t they don’t mind if a guy is a nerdy if he has everything else they’re expecting there’s a difference
>>545824823tabarnak
>>545824847kek imagine how many times he's been called indian
>>545824847>>545824987I am whiter than you guys
>>545824971ta geule calisse, espèce de chochon
>I am whiter than you guys
>>545825217désolé monsieur
>>545825212Spoken like a true latinx, incredible
>>545825212we know comrade
SL1 DSA was probably the hardest boss I've fought in a fromsoft game. Does it get easier from here on out?
>>545825212post handpost hoursthen I'll unblock you
>>545808736i want to listen
>>545825432c tranquille
>>545825212You are cute. I love you.
>>545824765Yes, they are Guardian-tier run throwers
>>545825212Post name and address and I'll unblock you
>>545825695I can't imagine midir or gael being easier
>>545825695Do you literally not only have the gayboys and souls of cinder left? Soul of cinder is very tough if I remember, unless you’re doing the dlc after which is misery for SL1
>>545825695Harder than rl1 malenia or radagon + elden beast? (Not even talking about DLC, I don't have the will to do it rl1).
>>545825705>>545825846No thanks keep me blocked f*ggots >>545825763Thanks anon.Can anybody post dingle profile so I can block him just in case
The stat change relic lines should have the dormant weapon change built into them
the nox bitches before the dancer are actual cancer to fight as a melee character
>>545826118Not sure, this is my first SL1 run. I feel like Elden Ring would be easier though, since you have so many items that can boost your stats.>>545826014I'm also planning on doing Oceiros+Gundyr for the prisoners chain. Maybe NK+DLC too but they might crush my balls.
>>545826272they are weak to anal, try finger but hole
>>545825695Twin Princes and Cinder and Nameless King are harder. Champ Gundyr and Oceiros are about the same as DSA.You should be using Dragonslayer Axe for an SL1 run, best weapon overall for it combined with lightning resin
>>545825695Wtf seriously? That's one of the most fun bosses for me sans the fuckin stupid butterflyslopAnyway no definitely not. Especially if you're going after Nameless or the DLC. The final boss took me a couple session to get down but I was using a really mediocre build that was basically just raw broadsword and a medium shield
>>545826272Yes because they gave them passive poise when they were not designed for it, combine that with high dmg, and it's just cancer.>>545826606This but unironically. BS-fish those dark whores
>>545826272They are cancerous as anyone. They still do the input reading thing. Their backstab-box must be microscopic because I miss it at pointblank all the time. Not only that but they can't be grappled and have stupidly fast attacks with no windup like an NPC
>>545826705I am planning on switching to the axe, I just needed to kill DSA first so I can grab the hoonter ring.>>545826854>That's one of the most fun bosses for meI did find it sort of fun, but it took me quite a while. The main problem is that I kept getting oneshot, even with ember+life ring+lloyd's shield.
>>545826705Doesn't the final boss resist lightning doe?????????????????????
>>545827535Who Cinder? No, DSA+resin will melt the shit out of him. Whenever I've used that or Dragonslayer Greataxe on him it always did chunky yellow damage. Nameless King resists lightning, but his chicken doesn't like it.
>>545824213>>545824687i like the game but man people were right about the xen levels, they are such unfun dogshit. especially interloper, at least im close to the end
>>545827535It's actually his biggest weakness. It's weird, you'd think the Gwyn clone would resist lightning.
>>545827863post boobs please
>>545827921KEKKKKKKK
>>545827863>>545827976Yeah I want to see your irl boobs
>>545827921Yet more proof Nameless could mog Gwyn in a fight if he wanted. He also can't be parried unlike Gwyn, fraud of cinder.
lvl 11 fulghor with a blue weapon. Taking bets
>>545828609I need to know what player you are before I start betting. Albeit mellow+dingle looks like a loss unless you're S tier.
>>545828609dingle has a griefbow equipped, its over before it began lil pup
>>545828609Mellow carries this easily
>>545828609What could have possibly happened for you to end up level 11
I smell trannison...
>>545829110Did she cut herself again?
>>545828609>level 11>dingletroon on the teamNow that's unsurprising.
>>545828609daddy hubby>>545828703>>545828798>>545828952>>545829017>>545829306gg ez
>>545824876>"be annoying around them">YOU ACT LIKE A RAPED YOUR MOMNo, I act like I dont want to play games with you. You're the one overblowing this to play the victim so hard. You dont have to rape my mom for me to just not want to hang out with you.
>>545829164I hope so
>>545829394Why
>>545828609well that was a run for sure, gg and well played duchess and raider anons.
>>545829017did you not see the bow raider?
>>545828609we did it>>545828703>>545829306>>545828798hoes mad x3>>545829017took too many pitstops before heading to invader pois on day 2, ended up having to fight in the rain and lost levels + time as a result and didn't get to do the second invader poi at all
>>545829342Mellow doing her job servicing the centaur (to death)
>>545828609>>545829541erg really says routing is easy and then has shitshows like this every other run. sad, just sad.
>>545829523gj cutieare you single?
>>545829342Congratulations, you're moving up on the tierlist for this one.
Another easy run. Could easily took hotdogs on desu
>>545829541>>54582952324 deaths is crazy for a win in D5. What a disaster run
>>545829452hopefully one day she cuts too deep and has to go to the hospital
>>545829967>only 24>forgetting about the log capacity exceeded incident
>>545829967cant expect much with dingle on the team
>>545829967>pedo-groomer anon is higher rating than meIt's so fucking over
>>545829967Post the route. I know you fucking retards fucked up because of dingle
>>545829967did you see my gear? no good drops except for that sword of milos, the discus dropped very late into day 2 for me too. no lightning spears as well baka.>>545829802wouldnt you like to know
>>545830156I finished a triple raider run with him where we all hit 15 and I had like 200k in the bank
>>545829776it is easy, and it's really easy to identify exactly what went wrong.the hard part is when people disagree>>545829967those aren't deaths, those are revives. there were 6 deaths though which is really high, poor daddy-hubby died 3 times.>>545830251it's cute how obsessed you are but i wasn't taking lead
>>545829802mellow is getting deep dicked by gremlin
>>545830176Most people here already 9999 its not impressive anymore
>>545829893GG fellow boobiemage! Damn that run was sooo stacked. Tysm.for the crystal staff, I didnt find another one!Guarding ups sorceries is sooo goood..I barely died that run Im content, im learning to control my shotgun urges>>545829379Im not complaining I just think its impressive how many "ppl" have blocked me
>>545830146>log capacity exceeded incidentLore?>>545830251pic
>>545830279yes I would
>>545830330>heh, you just thoght i was useless in fights. i also dont help route or ping anythingreally proved me wrong. KEK
>log capacity exceeded incidenturgh, I dont want to think about that match
>>545830146>log capacity exceeded
>>545830354I thought gremlin was also a sissy
>>545830504just tell the story, anon
>>545830446>heh you suck at routing no wonder you guys were behind>i wasn't routing>heh you weren't helping route no wonder you guys were behind
>>545829893Oh i had nyaight invaders that run finally, 24% damage stronk.. it was noticeably better than 6 crystals. I NEED your invader relic gimme!
>>545830414>>545830674purgatory in videogame form
>>545830680>heh you weren't helping route no wonder you guys were behindUnironically yes.If you're making good pings and your team doesn't follow you, that's one thing. If you're just following bad pings without correcting your team, you're just as bad as them.
>>545830330>>545830414we won and you both played really well so i don't see why this is devolving into an argument... the only confusing thing to me that run was the mines ping on top left, which made me go in and then i realized too late that you two went for the flask and gaol instead.
>>545830804Cute shifty, cute Pivvvot, good wives
>>545830804at least we won...
>>545830804Why does it keep going if its exceeded
>>545830804This is why I queue dodge bugs.
>>545830962It's the bizarre world of coding anon. I can think of several reasons why this log is there.
>>545830680you're just an all around trash player i guess. not my problem. go suck off trish more though
>>545824823> Govt Work REQUIRES there's Francophones around.… why? Isn’t the majority of the country English speaking?>>545827863Xen are cool conceptually but it’s been too long for me to really say if they were fun honestly
>>545830279i love cute revvies>>545830647he is no clue what that guy is talking about
>>545830808you guys really oughta stop commenting on matches you weren't in, because you're lacking the key information here. i was pinging, but daddy hubby was too and i wasn't going to be an annoying faggot running around spam pinging and splitting off if others disagree with my pings. so i just followed his pings and whatever happened happened.
>>545825212The BWC semen in your sissy butthole doesn’t count dude
>>545831338Xen was basically giga cuted in base half life.So, to compensate, Black Mesa made Xen as long as the rest of the game. It never ends, and it's not particularly interesting.
>>545830845yeah i was thinking we route through the mines at first but then i realized there's no reason to prioritize that just yet, so i pinged the church and then the spirit hawk after hoping to beeline for the invaders. sorry for the confusion.
>>545826606hilarious. laughing so hard at this. good post.
>>545830804>acquired crystal staff +1what is going on?desu I think mine is worse even though it didn't take as long because we lost this one
Alternate Executor themehttps://youtu.be/LFr2LjZrts4?si=GdDthR_qZB3fd9iS>>545831338>… why? Isn’t the majority of the country English speaking?Because France and the United Kingdom agreed to share the country after the French got clapped. The French get to run Quebec with a Napoleonic legal code and everything paid for with federal taxes is required to be useful to 100% of tax payers so that means every Fed building needs a few Francophones.
>>545830405You have been nonstop bitching the whole time
>>545831776They probably dropped it at some point because it had rot under max hp
>>545831776Oh I think this is the one i left after 20 minutes. Sorry about that I just wasn't having it that day and I was the only one without less likely. kek
>>545832334You're good, not everyone wants to endure this hellish experience, at least you weren't being a cunt over it, this is why trish is blocked and you're not
>>545832334I dont blame you, we'd died like 20 times already by that point and barely tickled libraNot everyone can survive such torture
>>545830312A triple raider griefbow team also lost to Adel earlier today (lmao)
>>545833198Who cares? This game is just a playground to fuck around with builds at this point.
>>545833304>ermm actually le good>provide evidence he's a terminal floorshitter>WHOOO CARES BRO Cope. Noticed you changed goalposts last time you got BTFO as well. Good write an essay about it faggot.
Cool stories bros.Let's just agree that I, Ytalire, am S tier.When I 3bar, it's by choice, because the game is too easy if I don't.
>>545833773I believe you
Pipe down E tier
>>545833773
>>545833773i believe younow QUEUE
>>545833198>>545833481this obsession is unhealthy + sad to witness. why do you care about this dude, you don't even play the game and even if you did you could just block and not play with him.
>>545833773You are S tier.All anons are S tier.
All Duchesses are S tier
>>545834763yes
Does anyone here still use the ED Pests relic?
Can I have my place revised by the tierlist commite now that I reached 9999? And I win a buncha runs with the anons who dont have me blocked ngl
>>545834893sludge or trish?
>>545834893only if you post duchess lewds
>>545834876Id rather go all out on damage if Im gonna be dps with invaders/gaol
>>545835046look at the filename
>>545834893the only purpose of the tierlist is to annoy as many people as possible
>>545835108Idk how to tell from filenames. I don't pay as much attention as you guys
>>545834893Didn't I tell you to stop avatarfagging as recluse you retarded mexican
>>545825763>>545831625See >>545824459
>>545834876I sometimes use it on Executor and pray I get a halo scythe for Heolstor but other than that no, there's extremely few scenarios in the game where successive attacks giving FP is actually useful, you can get FP on rises elsewhere and increased FP can now just pop up on deep relics.
Damn this password lowkey dead
>Queue dead on a saturday nightI guess this is it until the DLC huh
Not queueing until Zrdardradr posts boobs
lowkey on the fr
nice shards, daughter-wife
low key dead
>>545835982She showed her boobs but only to me
>>545836104gg dogs had this faulty knife that had the charge attack passive that decides to work sometimes and not activate when it felt like it, needs to be taken back for warranty. NFI why it did that, same with the Loretta ganking our night 2 boss, shit just happens sometimes lmao
>>545835046trish!>>545835068I also play Duchess sometimes but I was spamming Recluse for 9999 because its my main..>>545835204? No?? They are sacred and accurate texts. For example practice is S tier and hes really good.. he always clutches it and rarely dies.
>>545836372Unlike holy shockwave, this one only triggers when charge attacks actually land, so it feels much worse
>>545836372nfi?
>>545834893You're now Spic tier happy?
>>545834763S as in Sex, yes.
>>545836680No wylder! She's your sister!!
>>545811389little zorban. funny little guy. could probably hang him on the clothes rack by his underpants, giving him a gigantic wedgie. Crazy little rotund guy. What a guy
>>545836478Pracjeet is kinda mid doebeit + you're brown
>>545836504Oh so its actually not that bad, just can't pre-buff your weapon before getting into range>>545836545no fucking idea
>double SoNaF>Pod with Rykard's Eyerape>Caligo [not even ED]PODRACING
>>545836783We have to restore the clan somehow... Sister let's do it together.
Which /erg/ girl is the most built for BBC?
>>545837607pod?
>>545838935Prince of Death. https://youtu.be/olwjPyeA76c?si=Hk0toQbQz-A2bbbDI always think of this song when it drops>THE STREETS ARE LINED!!! WITH FECES AND GORE!!! THE PRINCE IS STILL NOT SATISFIED! HE'S CALLING OUT FOR MOREEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>545839182Prince of India goes pretty hard
Yeah I could tell it was gonna be base Libra by how good the loot drops were lol. GG
>Lost all sense of timing for deflecting Libra's bullshitAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>545839389Right? >Bend before my will! >You have no hope, no chance to stay alive... >So fucking... Break! Beneath my stench! >Suffocate! jeetcore for sure.
I despise these rot/poison under max hp relics so much. fuck
>>545838804varreslut will continue to be erg's BLACKED queen
>>545836504The elemental explosions are good, they just aren't AOE. They do a good amount of damage and stagger though.
>>545838804>>545840821This. There's honestly no competing with that. No /vg/ general has ever had someone like her.
almost
>>545841305Sussy sissy
Exejeet seems fun but I can't bring myself to play such a sissy-coded character
>>545839182Reddit lyrics>>545839389kek
>>545841537He's also brown and weeb-cringe. No self-respecting white man should be playing that other Wylder, Ironeye, Raider. Simple as.
>>545841720>reddit is transgression focused black metal lyrics about a goblin scatophilic, necrophiliac genocide
>>545841305Remove this fucking debuff from the gameShit ass company still has no idea how to implement balancing and difficulty
>>545841863That goes hard af... If you're a phenotypical redditor, yes.
>>545841964lmfao, you're a fish https://youtu.be/Yk1WCupiHOI?si=vCiUGJ219qWizF7X>>545841305>>545841941>WOOOMPH, SWIISHSSS, WOOOPMH, SOWWEEEEESHDark night of the Fathom is funnywhen you get a cont loss.
I'm 1/3
>>545842081What do you mean I'm a fish? Also, you type in all caps, literal soibug redditor.
>>545842245Listen to the song. You're worse than the time I took a bath with lots of slugs.
>>545842115fuck it im sending it solo D5
>>545842306not him but nobody fucking cares about the music you like dude it has nothing to do with anything
>>545842473So? Do you think all the other pollution ITT is ok? Either follow the fucking rules or live under the STENCH
>>545842473He's a french canadian addicted to weed, ofcourse he's exceedingly obnoxious.
>>545842590and there it is. every time someone takes a big fat stinky shit they have to say LOOK LOOK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TAKING A SHIT LOOK AT ALL THOSE OTHER STINKY SHITASSED RETARDS JUST LIKE MEEEEi just want to talk about elden ring and nightreigni dont care about your favorite bandi dont care if their lyrics make you think of executor's hairy assholeit has nothing to do with elden ring
>>545842748>and there it is. every time someone takes a big fat stinky shit they have to say LOOK LOOK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TAKING A SHIT LOOK AT ALL THOSE OTHER STINKY SHITASSED RETARDS JUST LIKE MEEEEYes. You broke the contract. I want this to be a space for Elden Ring/Fromsoft. But so long as brainless AGP ERP and GGposts are the majority I literally don't care. Filter me. What are you, a newnigger who can't filter people? Still using chrome?
>>545842919gg
>>545842919>You broke the contract.i haven't posted anything off-topic. don't project onto me faggot.>>545842919>But so long as brainless AGP ERP and GGposts are the majority I literally don't care. Filter me. What are you, a newnigger who can't filter people? Still using chrome?i don't like them either and i can't be arsed to bust out the filter every time some fucking retard blogs about some irrelevant shit. you can't either, i guarantee it.
queue please
This is the second time this week that I jobbed to fulghor
I have never been hit with the actual sword part of Fulghor's ground wave swipes before, I didn't even know it even had a hitbox.
Greatshield Raider??
>>545843487A black kitty brushed against my leg today. I'm feelin' blessed
>>545843661this may sound insane to an insane mind such as yours but there's one than one person posting in these threads and most of us are normal well adjusted people who just want to play a video game for fundo not presume everybody to be as retarded as you
No boobs? I sleep
>>545843661you swore to never queue with us doe
>>545843714I like the purple greatshields but having dormant greatshields eat up the rest of your drops seems horrendous
>>545843487I like cats
>>545844024There has to be better things to do in life than willingly going somewhere you don't like and complaining about everything, that is peak karen behaviour.
>>545844024i don't care and i didn't ask. i don't give a shit about "your" general, i've seen more than enough of these things go to shit to form any emotional attachment to one, i'm just here to talk about a game with people who play the game.last reply from me.>>545844052honestly you can find a decent enough blue or white greatshield just popping open chests that i don't see much point in dormant greatshields.
>Zorjeet returning to the worm ruins in the rain 5 times
>>545844175>>545844256ignore him, he thinks this general revolves around him
>>545844175Nope. There's nowhere else because speaking even 50% of mind is banworthy.>>545844256>I'm just here to talk about a game with people who play the game.GG DOGGOS THE DOG WAS COLD AND I DIDNT GET ANY HOLY LOOT, DRAIN ME PLS
>>545844024>Guys if I add onto this pile of shit, it will make the pile of shit less shitYour task is literally impossible to complete because you have no actual power to affect anything. You scream into the void for no benefit while contributing absolutely nothing. You are not above the retarded trannies, you are meeting them on their level.
>>545844342>Your task is literally impossible to complete because you have no actual power to affect anything.Correct. >You scream into the void for no benefit while contributing absolutely nothing.Exactly. I fit right the fuck in.> you are meeting them on their level.Correct. The highground is for whites. You niggers aren't white.
>>545844449I'm glad that we both agree that you're a retarded tranny.
>>545844449>>545844327Ok lets change the topic then, what do you want to talk about that is Elden Ring related that would supposedly get you banned anywhere else?
>>545844759idk man I feel like trying to clean the ocean of autism that is 4chan is about as waterbrained as it gets
remember kids don't do drugs or you might end up like this guy
>>545844928I just want a denctralize group of vaguely likeminded 4chan fromsoftchads to queue with without it being a cesspool of blocking and ERP. That's hopeless and naive of course but it justifies me just the same.
gg wandering nobles didn't find a single negation that whole run
>>545845086no, you just want to bitch and whine and you've found an excuse to do it
>>545845086apparently you haven't been around for long because you seem to assume that everybody posting in the thread are always the people playing the game. how naive.
>>545845181boobs!
>>545845253Nope. It's just fun because I feel you deserve it. I've done nothing but post tips and CORRECT advice about the game and gotten nothing but shit and troonposts. You niggers do nothing but attack me whenever I do anything outside your immensely cringe ERP sessions.>>545845290I'm the primordial oldfag anon. I've been here longer than 99% of you.
>>545845498Can you give an example of these "ERP sessions"?
>>545844259Epic reference that few here will get>>545844095We all do>>545844024>Latinx ballDone
>>545845727Fuck off>>545845729Eat shit retard.
how tf do I dodge ED caligo's armor aoe consistently from up close? I try to dodge after she slams her arms into the ground but sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.
sir I think your horse might be retarded
>>545833884>>545832254>>545831625cute and true
>>545845910>base Elden Ringeww, this is a Nightreign general
>>545845910They're jank in NR too, sometimes the night's cavalry spawn in and their horses die instantly so you just find them walking around like pedestrians
>>545845817Just run away, not worth it
>>545845784>no proofSo it's not real then? You just made it all up in your head? Lay off the bong pal
>>545846048I knocked him off the horse in a weird location, he respawned then summoned the horse back only it was invisible with full collision and hurt boxes. never had that happen before.
>>545846257>jump through my hoops goyim!Eat shit. Anyways I'm gonna go queue.
>>545838804>>545840821>>545840990don’t talk to yourself smelly terrjeet back in containment
>>545845086Same but blocking certain malcontents is part of the process. That being said, in reality some people would still want to play with tr*sh and I can't stop them, they have the freedom to be retarded. Just like how we would rather discuss the game we enjoy here rather than read braindead gooner posts for the 400th time but people have the freedom to do whatever the fuck they want. At the end of the day it is what it is, move on with life don't bother trying to sweep the entire ocean.
>>545842919Chrome is good so yeah
>>545846472No more weed for you it's affecting your train of thought
only downed once thats crazyI'm sorry I forgot the 2nd 'nvader amp, we came from that direction so I thought we did it for some reason
>>545845817raider punch through it
>>545846532Yeah but playing NR at high level takes mental and emotional investment and broadly speaking the thread fails that standard fo me. You're bullying one or two of them and tolerating many more.>>545846692>straightedge nerd who was never even offered any weed chimes inYes it makes the train of thought less linear or reliable but I know I"m on target. >>545846593lol
>>545834876Post more girls who look like that and I’ll tell you
>>545836623>>545837769Kino postings
>>545835843>low keylol>>545835863yes pack it up it’s over
enjoy, ninebox, you are in for a game
>>545842686Wait, the Quebecois guy is also the drug addict? What a terrible existence…
>>545843487no fag fuck off>>545845181need dragon loli tits in my mouth
>>545846849Enjoy your dementia when you’re 40 loser
>>545845784>mad cus it’s trueKino
played some regular Elden Ring today and found the multiplayer cycle far more fun than halfyear-old Nightreign
>>545847423What level? Coop or invading?
>>545847785Cooped at 120 range, was summoned for some catacombs and caves up in the Mountaintops and a pair of Elphael sessions though I didn't make it to Malenia alive either time due to invader reasons
>>545848094Zorbjeet should do an eldie ring run where he's dried fingered and he summons people from erg to coop with and other people from erg invade him and we all have lots of fun.
>>545848094Really? Part of the reason I like Nightreign is being able to fight bosses in co-op continuously because I got sick of being the orange phantom leaving his sign next to Malenia for 10-15 minutes at a time and getting a host that can't last 30 seconds.
>>545848504Zorbjeet should lose some weight. tubby little ginger fella
>>545848504This would never work because Elden Ring pvp particularly invasions are dogshit because its inherently an unfair 1v3 so the invader has to be some cancer pvpmaxxed twinker bullying noobs to even stand a chance.
>>545848504No one is doing elden shit pvp anymore
I swear this place hasn’t gone a single thread without a meltdown in months, if ever.
>>545845498>dogshit nothingburger webmclassic druggie anon
>>545848836>>545845498Look at this loser using a basic attack instead of rolling to get rid of the fake floor. Wasted an entire 1 second.
>>545846750>xhe things going down once is boast worthyDead c tier give-away
Haven't played ER since release. I heard at some point they buffed colossals and gave them better guarding when twohanded. Any more major balance changes they did since release? I dont care for meta chasing or something, I'm just curious if there's new cool things to do. 2h guard counter build sounds kinda funny
>>545842919GG posts are related to playing NR with erg, kys nigger.
gg dogs
>>545849116DLC has a physique tear which lets you deflect attacks: Sekiro style, pairs well with what you had in mind.
>>545848510I like running around the dungeon more than I like fighting bosses, I can just play monster hunter for the boss rush
>>545847038What happened?
>>545848504Sounds fun in theory but I doubt ergers would want to try it. >>545848660Hey I'm not little
>>5458491583 players < The entire /erg/ communityI could tolerate GGs if they were THE ONLY pollution the Q generatyed. Instead it's 90% of each thread AND you sperg if we lorefag.
>>545849991>Hey I'm not littleyou look like you're 160cm tops
>>545850195I'm 183cm lmao, what makes you think that?
You know i never used colossals much in ER. Were things like banished knights, sword lions or godrick knights stunlockable in that game too or is that a nightreign thing?
yeag
ggs ED ligma you legends, that was some very nice loot sharing
my idea halfway through the game was to not pick less likely and tank the condemned while letting u guys deal with the boss but by the time we got there I had already forgotten and I got raped in 1v1s by both Waterfowl exe and greatshield Raidergrim. wp dingodongle
Tide us dying like that because we ran into each other was the saddest shit lmao
>>545850553Yeah that one was fucking rough, also me picking Erdtree shield thinking 'Oh I can actually reflect spells cause ED libra summons npcs'>2x raider 1x executor
>>545850535lol i figured you were doing something like that when i looked through your stuff night 2
run it back but this time it's normal libra
>>545850120Nearly everyone who plays on the pw and by extension still in the thread says GG so that IS the /erg/ community > whinny threadshitter>I could tolerate GGs if they were THE ONLY pollution the Q generatyed.You bad faith nigger pornslop and AGP/ERP posting existed here LONG before NR, have you not heard of Varrewhore, Nox, Madison, Miquella, and Marika posters? All troon/porn slop of varying kinds. If anything, this exposes that you are the newfag redditor that you type like.>you sperg if we lorefagI don't sperg about any lorefagging, retard. Most people don't care, it's probably just a few people who think you are retarded about caring about the lore after Shitshow of The Turdtree (which they are right), but still.
>>545851001>pornslop and AGP/ERP posting existed here LONG before NR,Yes but now queuing with you niggers now deamnds spending 40 minutes using effort mentally and physically to support you. AND YET you still jack off 24/7 in front of us all>I don't sperg about any lorefaggingI doubt you counter sperg. the cancerniggers HATE it when we lorefag and I'm saying that as an ardent lorefag most of my time on 4chan Fromsoft threds. You will be treated as equal to whomever you tolerate.
This general would be so much better if we all just simply stopped posting and played the game instead. None of the conversations we've had in these threads has been worth a damn.
>>545851312Yeah it's weird how being /soc/ niggers ruins it.
Reforged 2.0 looks pretty good
>>545851805No it doesn't. Shut up
Stop fighting yall
>>545851914Okay, nigger?
>>545851805eh>let's give everything infinite poise and perfect tracking so ur forced to learn the exact perfect timings :D if you're into it I guess? I like being able to avoid attacks by strafing, and being able to stagger enemies if I have a big fat weapon
ggs boys, he didn't stand a chance>>545850797nailed it
I really need to fit in a draw attention while guarding if I wanna play this, Barricade Shield on red Dragonclaw Greatshield and the only boss I got to actually do anything on was BBH, gg
>>545853390i think the greatbow just kinda ruins your gameplan, even through the less likely. next time i see someone go raider in the character select i'll switch to wylder and we can see how it goes
Now what?
>>545853469>>545853508lemme finish my new relic setup and ill go again
Now we play other games until the DLC next month.
Am I retarded or is Crystal Burst better than Crystal Release? I used both in that match and was getting better results from burst for some reason.
>>545853557I think I'm done with this game. We can't just keep playing the same game forever
>>545853557
>>545853593crystal burst is that one meme spell that makes a disco ball I think? Yeah those spells are universally garbage all the shots miss
>>545853672queueing
>>545853743I meant Crystal Burst vs Shattering Crystal. I just tested in the training room and yes, Crystal Burst is just better than Shattering Crystal. Fucking weird. I guess it doesn't pierce, admittedly, so you can't AoE with it.
>>545853593comparing them in the training grounds, yeah seems like crystal burst does better. i don't know if it benefits from any spell school bonuses though
>>545853743oop i meant releasebut yeah Burst is a really good spell. Maybe better than the rock shotgun if you aren't building crystal sorc buffs but you have to be even closer to get all the shots
>>545853878shattering is the normal shotty and burst is more like a sawn off it goes in all directions and you gotta get even closer
>>545853878Shattering Crystal isn't commonly used because it's some infallable top tier sorcery. It IS really good but moreso it's just consistent as hell (2 blues fucking 40% drop or whatever blah blah blah idr the percent) and you can buff it. And yeah I think Burst you have to be point blank for every shot to hit not that that's a big deal but it is a slight point against it
>>545851256You don't even queue with us you worthless threadshitter, kys.
>>545853672my epic what
so... Caligo was just le curious? That's it? That's why we kill the most ancientest of ancient dragons of all time because she just was curious or something?
Do 3 ed dogs merge back into 1 over time or do I have to damage them?
>>545854896KEKKKKKKKKKKK you have to damage them
lmao I saw that faurtis' hp didnt go down I felt it coming, bug-sama I kneel.Thank god I didn't choke that solo play, I was doing 0 dmg this run my drops were awful despite the barricade, gg
fucking fuck fuck fuckI DON'T HAVE ANY MEDIUMS OR SMALLS LEFT TO SELL
ggs fellas, faurtis wasn't done yetsorry bout the downs fellas, been a while since i've had to actually actually fight 3bugs for realsies, last few times i got him was a slaughteralso faurtiepants smacked me while i was crimsonwhorled next to animus >:(how was the shield raider that time tide?
>>545857037You're about to sell the bis for the next 2 nightfarers btwhe sold? poomp it
>>545857029Raider actually uses totem stela in an intelligent manner, millions stunned, well played.
>>545857065kind of a shit boss for it but I think I was able to bait the giga beams on me consitently by keeping up the "taunt" buff, run as a whole was awful cause of the drops>>545857135kek, this was actually the first time I've consistently dodged Animus' orbitals and 3 times in a row as fucking 0 stam raider at that
3 games in a row now though where I haven't been offered a decent Visage shield to roast shit for 800 per tick with
>>545857320didn't we get one on one of those libras? i remember it being dropped and pinged a couple of times.
what did FALL OUT BOYS say when they were playing ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN?thanks for the evergaols even if it wasn't gravewardenit's beastly brigade and they're redddlevel 3, yeah, one more downthanks for the evergaol even if it wasnt crucible knightits banished knights and its raininggg
>>545857428it was purple and if I recall had like max hp down on death or some shit so I didn't wanna swap to it
>>545857479i dunno, looked pretty good to me.is there that much difference between a red shield and a purple one? isn't it only like 10%?
>>545857552oh yeah looking at that now I might be retarded, idk why I didnt take it then especially against Libra
Anyone queueing? I can play something slightly less grief
I don't take either of the evasion debuffsAlso if you are in a match with Duchess/Recluse and they ping a rise just drop the stave even if it's not crystal binkus. It's just another option for them to use especially if the Duchy isn't running dormant staves
>>545857759Nah stay blocked
>>545828272>He also can't be parried unlike Gwyn*laughs in NR*
>>545858074What did they add that whole 'parry three times for a ripose' or are you talking about deflecting?
>>545857759taking a shower but i'll be back in about 20-30min
>>545858226liar
Do we really not have a discord server?
>>545858726Zorjeet has one
>>545859315Yeah but it's not the same
>>545858226queueing
>>545859315Is my wife in it?
>>545859932No, but Zorjeet is in her.
>>545858201Nameless King can be insta-parried in NR
horsecock of course cock
>>545860535Proof?
>>545861137I made it up, sorry. Now you must spank me.
>>545861137https://youtu.be/cjDFAtNAvRA
>>545860535yeah, if you play wylder and somehow still have his shield, which is not a great idea.Or you lucked a shield with carian/golden parry with good passives, but it's so fucking rare. Always love it when I have one of those shield.
>>545831776>>545832254had rot or poison under max hp, i picked it up because it had a damage while two-handing % on it
imma be real with you fellasi couldn't see a GODDAMN thing that entire run. wraiths while walking + shattering crystal / stars of ruin virtually blinded me from seeing what the bosses were doing.i also somehow went, in back to back games, no-hitting the same exact boss to 4barring??? against normal fuhlgor??? real shitter hours
ggs fellas, got a little dicey for a second there lol.did someone have a lightning weapon or are charged r2s enough to break his lightning spears on their own?
>>545863637you can break him out with some good straight up stagger damage, you don't NEED lightning. With lighting tho you can just do a few R1s and break him out no problem.
>>545863630>>545863637Ggs not close at all. And no, I will not be baited into picking up an with with 'Near Death reduced HP' even if I hardly go down.>did someone have a lightning weapon or are charged r2s enough to break his lightning spears on their own?I used lightning resin on my RoB first phase then after that I think charged attacks and a certain damage threshold will semi-break him because I was just doing the RoB weapon art in phase 2.
>>545861137here you go, from the start so you can see the first parry makes him kneel>>545862239can you really call yourself a wylder if you don't bring a parry shield with you all the way to the end
>>545863764>>545863826neat, i never knew.>I used lightning resin on my RoB first phaseyep, i saw that, but all the subsequent times i just charged an r2 while you spammed corpse piler and it seemed to work.
>>545863630DPSlut + floorbimbo That's exactly how you play recluse.
>>545863890>>545861137>>545862239fucking 4chinz, totally not my fault I swear
>>545863890I try to hold to it as much as possible (I still see some erg players dropping it instantly at start, wtf?), but if I can get another damage negation you can be sure I'm picking it.
>>545863890>>545864018Damn, what have they done to my guy? I guess Nightfarer's > chosen undead/Ashen one confirmed. >>545864062Dead false-Wylder/shitter give-away is if they drop their shield at the start of the run.
>>545864062i can't parry for shit and i'm sure as fuck not about to start trying in an online match with 2 other dudes
>>545864018>>545864062>>545864123>>545864349the funny thing about his new parry weakness means that recluse can actually deal with him the easiestthe dragon is weak to lightning, NK is weak to holy, you combine those in a cocktail and you get her auto-parry barrier and can shit on him even harder
>>545864349I'm actually pretty good at parrying but yeah with the constant schizo aggro switching it's just impossible to be properly positioned. I can get one or two parries off if I'm the first one there and to be aggro'd but otherwise it's such a headacheAnd don't even get me started on the fucking night cavalry who start camping you out and doing jump slams it you even think about trying to go for the parry dismount
terr did you get your jannie acceptance email
>>545865263reading now!
>>545864349>>545865084add in the false parries you get when there's a lot of latency to the host and you can forget about it for the most part online
i am queuing
>>545865515Can't expect that bluntstone Thops to make a good parry spell!! Yikes!!
>>545865650bryn?
Morning.. I'm gonna queue. Anyone want their points drained by a floorhugging Recluse main..
shut up trish everybody blocked your ass
>>545866340Thats ok, everybody can do as they please.Gotta block that hecking annoying tranny sisters... I know you guys have a secret Discord!
>>545866340Ez queue n*gga..
>putrid tree spiritI'm done, why does the Radahn fight have to be followed by this visual vomit
gg dog
gg cold dogsnot a single purple dagger or holy spell that game, the guy going on about AFF duch with daggers is a fraud
>Want to play with my Bangladeshi wife>Can't play todayOne day she will add me..
cringekino
>>545868528I had dormant power helps discover reaper for that sweet miquela scythe, but could not drop a single one.At least the shop had a godtier ornamental sword.
i was 0.2s from canceling queue to go take a shower my head wasn't in that atrocious routing still somehow came out ahead of 15 and i really don't know how
GG hotdogs! Kind of a sketchy start but we DID get the 4 invaders.. also nice gravity build, big damage yes?
>>545853672Cute ESL-suba>>545851256>>545850120>people hate it when I make up and spam my nonsensical text wall headcanon with some other tard who doesn’t agree with me for hundreds of posts Have some self awareness faggot
>>545868647Mutant aaah relic>>545868589Dont give me so much attention anon or the other trannies are gonna get jealous and block me~ hope to see you soon~>>545869643Duchy was doing a lot of damage i guess
>>545848824trvke>>545848660since when was he ginger>>545859932no she’s in my bed
>>545865263>>545865447Don’t talk to yourself maggot only thing you’re accepting is turd up your ass
>>545850120Guys please post a trigger warning before or anon is gonna flip out! You only have to post what they want how they want.
>>545857445you need to kill yourself NOW
>wake up>lolcow has been getting bullied for hours alreadybased sunday. God bless anons.
>>545828272Maybe gameplay wise. Hype/lore wise it’s a wash for him.
gg ED adelstacked damage wasted on purple sosig
GG ED Dogs.Hope you liked that holy reaper duchess build.
>>545871918gg duchess, we had all the damage in the world but zero dmg negation there
>>545871918My 3 wives in 1 picture
The dog literally ran away and then did some fakeout back snap at me at the end. Have never seen that before. Didn’t really matter since they melted though
>when you nut but she keep suckin
>>545872713These things were such a nightmare to deal with early on. Soulful and cool but fuck man…
>>545873131It scared me a bunch when I was growing up.
>>545812010No, you don’t. The people who “study” that stuff can barely be said to be living at all.
>>545842748trvkeyou made him mad but it’s true
>>545873546He always makes that guy made, according to that guy.
anyone else in queueit's been like 90 min now
>>545873772Yeah I got done 2 games today already.
>>545873858dangit...
>>545873772i will requeue once the tournament i am watching is done
>queue with randoms cuz anon is tsun tsun>Instant dogs dodge 2 times in a row Damn... Its not that bad
>>545868589>>545870047don't reply to yourself you faggot ass mexican
>Why does /erg/ have me blocked?
>>545874589Can we stop taking random out of contexts screens from.one schizo as evidence... He literally griefed that game because hes mad at me for nothing...
>>545874921Let him have his daily melty so we can get this over with and have a nice day.
>>545874294Why do you think I am them?
>>545875059why would we tell you how to cover your tracks you samefagging underage mexicango fix my roof
>>545874921The only schizo here is you however. >>545875041Don't talk to yourself.
well I'm honestly surprised we were even able to reconnect to that match anyway
>disconnects>the lmao no staff drops in pool glitch that seems to be occurring every other game so I have to walk about with a blue staff all game>ed libra>no damage negation drops>no less likely drops>walk backwards into a floor sigilCan’t help but feel there was a lot going against me that run
>>545875319>I have to walk about with a blue staff all gameyou didn't think to hit up a mine?
>>545875319you can use pebble and glintblade for ED libra fights, they both kill condemned just finesounds like a skill issue on your part
no successive attacks negateno max hp negateme and grem both forgot to hit the grace after the mishap on castle top, tragedy struckAND the dog pushes grem a mile away as soon as I threw my poison pot to res em'what a game
>ay cabron do not do the racism esé or me and my latinx hermanos are gonna dox you
>>545875452Disconnects meant the routing was fucked, the routing was fucked meant the levels were low, the levels where low meant I couldn’t split to the mines. I gambled on the non dormant drops giving me a staff since I’m not thrilled about fighting Ed libra with gravity well and shattering crystal either
>>545875710poor guy is stuck in some sort of programmed loop or something.
>>545875663gg reformed rat, that -200k was really demoralizing ngl thankfully the game took pity on us and gave us normal dogs
>>545875663cold or hot dog
>>545875752NTA but making fun of browns is pretty funny and site culture thoughbeit. Sorry it bothers yo,u brosingh
>>545875663yeah lets just forget about what happened on the roof that was really miserable
>>545875857what are you rambling about schizo?
>>545875710he's reformed he loves cc now he wouldn't post something like this
>>545875752>>545875931You again?Don't you have something better to do?
Visual summary of my last heolstor run.Elden stars is the most busted thing in the game.
>>545875931see >>545875752upset brownie
>us this entire time
>>545875751oh i see, sounds scuffed
>>545875931Anons bully him so he's in a meltdown like anon said. Let him rant and get it out of his system. He'll get angry and banned on his own you can safely ignore him.
You don't know demoralization until your 100+ streak ends due to a dropped input.
>>545876117>He'll get angry and banned on his own you can safely ignore him./v/erified
shame incantations are so inconsistent
>>545873772holy shit queue finally popped and i get an instant connection error booted to the menufucking tragic man
>>545876117>>545876294I like how you samefag every thread you're in without fail I think it's quite funny
is anyone streaming i wanna watch someone play
>>545876481keep rotating that IP faggot
holy CE kinomight have to swap out my skill attack + gaol relic finallymaybe not actually
ce kino? i dont play duchess
>>545876742>>545876757ey what da
>>545876757>>545876742stop posting 550 murk whats wrong with you
has anyone tried stacking physical atk up w/ grease? using all three would get you +47% damage for 30 seconds per grease
>>545877295does the grease relic line worth on iphys ncants?
Yayy won with randos, me and my goat WO XI HUAN NI, goddamn how many chinese people are gaming theyre gonna conquer the world??>>545875041I know that hes a schizo who doesnt even play the game/terr, sad! >>545875710they dont even know if thats me.. I wish could play with cc and drop them cool staffs desuAlso im really nyoticing that whenever I play with rando executors in d5, they pull off the most optimal parries consistently, while ergite execs dont even use it hmmm.. really makes you think!
>>545877971didn't ask
>>545877971Forgor my pic, also it was mistery normal bugs, cute!!! They should buff them...
ggs normal caligoi feel like she's tankier than ED caligo
wheeze
hahaha what fucking cursed runit began with an insane first poi and it ended with fartis pushing me into the poison cloud away from the rez i was 1 hit off gettingamazing
Bread
Sorry bugs it was lagging badly for me. Animus still show up when it merge even.
>>545880445gg! even with the golden butt slam memes she still melts too quickly lmao
names? for the dying to bugs ever list?
>>545880689i know you wereyou were fucking spinning in place at mach 10 whenever you stopped moving and when you WERE moving you were also spinning at mach 10
gg heolstor
>>545880879gg nice clutch
NONONO FORTIS STOP IT STOP
>>545880961i somehow un-2hand my weapon and start parrying like a tard instead of using sacred relic art
about fucking time the bus got hereI knew I should have called an Uber
>>545880741Ed bugs is hard
>immediately 2/3 to 1/3 Blocked trannies shitting up the queue again...
>>545882129shut the fuck up you obnoxious brownoid seriously no one likes you
>>545880681Breed
>>545882129>>545882338This is hilarious cuz thats not either of me, Im not queued hahaha, watching a friends stream rn waiting to join.>>545882338Ignore him, he doesnt even play the game...
>>545876078I say that but look like the one on the left
>>545877971>goddamn how many chinese people are gamingAll of them. They’re especially addicted to from slop despite their love hate relationship with it
>>545882129He's been failing to dramafarm all day it is starting to get sad.
>you can actually see the viel of the shadow lands on fire when you burn the erd tree. Pretty cool detail and confirms that its located in the middle of the map.
gg horse
>>545884308gg horseguy
>>545880979got the instant runback only this time i got a cracked out ornamental sword from the second red enemy and a shitload of damage passivesggs 3bugs
gg nameless king. also horse
ggs
>>545884740gg that was a really fun run, i saw what you were doing and i had to copy it with 2 straight swords even though the rest of my gear were all about sorceries.
>>545884965lol yeah i got a ton of good sword drops too, was dropping them all over. nothing better than ornamental ss with a bunch of phys up though.
>>545884951why are you saying gg to randoms
Ever tried to draw something in the snow with your pee as a kid? Good times.
>>545885523gg
>>545880728>>545884965Sex with them both
Gg everybody in this thread
gg chad trioour daughter-wives will be proud
>>545886669Gg
Gg to the two randoms that went to noklateo day 1 i quit but have fun and ggs
>>545886669I'm more of a Sisterwife supremecist. We need fertile wombs to restore the clan.
GG regular bugs, terrjeet 4bar'd but we still managed to scrape through
Nah das GAWDLIKE Terr!
Which is better to build a shieldpoke build, Great Epee or Lance?
>>545887630Neither, Anstpurg rapier, bleed infused with poison mist ash of war or chilling mist if it lets you (I forget) that's 3x status effects and the ability to shield poke. Moghwyn's spear if you want more stance damage and a solid AoW.
lol
shit wylder fr
gg gaydel
normal adel should be illegal or be depth 10 difficulty
>>545876757I have skill power +magic atk2. It's a 2 liner but still greal relic
>>545886902is this pivvot
>>545886902retarded incest babies with duchess <3
>>545888542No I'm a Wyldchvd>>545888548This
>>545888548Wylder main here. Incest is bad. Don't do that
Where's my reward harem of Duchess mains after this?
>>545889053You look like you serve black men on the daily
>>545876627 (Me)Meant for >>545875931
Wylder turns into shape of night and fucks brynnilda canonically
Brownhildyr is a man thoughbeit
>>545890179Bryn is too busy with Augur's tentacles, she doesn't have time for that dickless loser
>>545890280I doubt that
It's difficult for me to get higher than level 12 in depths,sometimes I don't make it passed 10 by the time I'm at the day 2 boss. What am I doing wrong bros?
>>545844557You misunderstand. When you say something retarded I want to be allowed to call you a retard and ad hom you. This applies to all discussions.
>>545890364Higher chance of being a troon than an actual woman, sorry simp.
>>545890179>>545890364no no he's right most erg "girls" are actually just moids larping
>>545889612 (Me) Meant for >>545840821 (Me)
>>545890403Upload a run
>>545890518Silence foid
>>545890573Dont tell me what to do retard. Also gg.
Very fun to use, Caligroid didn't stand a chance.
>>545890659????
>>545890518>>545890648ggoids
>>545890403What character you play? Feel everyone knows routing enough at this point that you'll get to level 13 absolute minimum even with castle trolls unless disaster strikes. Got to D5 from a new account over the last week with randos entirely and that was my experience, and I rarely call the shots in pathing and just coast with wherever the party goes
>>545890403Going to the castle day 1 is usually a mistake, your priority is to do as many of the smaller camps around the map as you can. Doing more than 1 Gaol during day 1 is a big waste of timeSometimes its a little out of your control, you might spawn in at a side of the map that doesn't have a lot of shit near it, maybe you get kidnapped by Augur raid to back to a location you just cleared out and then day 1 ends near it.Kill everything in the camp unless its ruins during day 1, ruins just do the boss and leave, but cathedrals, forts, encampments, kill everything, it's the different between getting lvl 3 or lvl 4 and 5/6 early on.
>>545891041Nah day 1 castle is fine if you're conveniently around level 4-6 by the time you work towards it. Even if the basement is a BBH, just clearing the mobs for buffs is enough to get you through day 1. It's essentially 4 POIs right next to each other
>>545890745fucking lmao owned
>>545891731Well said. >>545891041Nonsense. Especially if you don't have good loot yet, the basement orb and a couple knights/trolls can really make or break your day.
Im at malikek doing my SL1 run. I can’t beat second phase.
>>545892038roll his attacks
Who should I block to get 9999? terr feeds so him for sure, dingle is a useless bow raider. Any other obvious candidates?
>>545890716DAYUM. My favorite weapon too.
>>545892289zorban, bjark/rat, Brynhildr, Lotus, Zane, Belan, Salvare, trish to name a few.
>>545892289You could block everyone in the thread and it wouldn't matter because you don't play the game
>>545892289zorbjeet, trish, zane and lotus because xhe is a whiny complaining cheattroon
>>545892038He’s one of those bosses you have to learn but once you do you wonder why you struggled
I miss varreposter...
why is queue spelled like that
>>545884764I love witches
i've arrived queueuueeue for the video juego
gg jellyfish
>>545848660Maybe just a little weight>>545848739Maybe just summon 1 erg cooper then so there are 2 invader slots. Then once he makes it to the boss fog, he can summon 2 coopers from erg. >>545848810True, I haven't touched elden shit since nightreign came out but I'm getting burnt out now. >>545849991I wanna try
>>545893581gg broke my 6 loss steak with that.
Why does nobody here call me princess or kitten after a run?
>>545893385cringekino
>>545893798I only call revenant cuties that and also spam you're beautiful at them whenever there's down time
>>545893385
>>545893112Latinx word
>>545893917I guarantee anyone here playing a female character is thirsting for some cock
>>545894083>whirlwind can't even stagger small foot soldierswhy is birdjeet so damn useless?
>>545894083Why wasn't Rapier taken or dropped?
>>545893917/erg/ barely has any cute revs left though, I can't even think of any who still play besides bryn and shifty.
>>545895070Sissy doesn't play
>>545894296Is this true? @cc@sens@sludge@trish@bryn@9box@lotus@pivvot@zdrada@naefy@ender lilies@mellow@gremlin
>>545894375But it did, those other soldiers weren't in it>>545894956>DroppedThe other 2 are at the entrance of the city, rain is closing in and I'm not dropping a passive for someone to proc rot once and never again. We won that game
>>545895070And that's a good thing
>>545895217trish sens troonbox lotus and naefy are all men
>>545895217No, get your dick out of my face while we're doing a run
>>545894083classic
Looking at the reforge mod for ER to see what it's like, and this guy playing it, oroboros, has some absolutely fucking obnoxious speech impediment>let's go look at that MHMMMM~>let's grab this AHMMMM~>oh he hit me AHNNNN~is this like a variant of the gay people voice? is he doing this on purpose or does he have some lung disability
my sorc2/magic2 buld that happens to have on crystallian line was doing plenty of damage. I guess you don't really need 6 lines of magic+sorc buffs
>>545892663
>>545895682No that's a bad thing
>>545897306>pedo jeet AI slopNot looking good revtroon simps...
>>545892289Everyone below S tier
>>545897306Don't post this garbage slop here you stupid nigger
>>545895217I just asked in the discord, they all said yes.
my top 8 history is basically all fuhlgor and dog
>>545897595>shiftytroon>S tier
>>545898115'ate dog'ate horsesimple as
>>545898220I mean>A tier
>>545898403retard
>>545898112I knew it>>545896273>>545896105Not falling for your lies
What is best fishing spot?
>>545898645my lies of p?
>>545897595>b - hehe>d - fruit gummy>e - bjarkmotherfucker those are all me pick a goddamn lane
>>545897595>yet another shitpost baitlistso tired of these
>>545898858>fat cheating faggot keeps changing xher name to avoid blocklistsSad.
>>545898927if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself
I'm queued
>>545898927t. b tier and below and mad about it
>>545898786I have the best spot for smokin shrimps on the barby and crackin some cold ones with the lads
>>545898504xhey play with an unoptimal magic revenant meme build, that shit is no different from a griefbow raider.>inb4 revenant has le 30 INTironeye has like 13 FTH, should I slap some affinity atk +2 and start playing caster ironeye? fooling around with meme builds should automatically put you in E tier
>>545899175Do you look like that?
>>545899474Not talking about that just the part where you got the tier litter one due to pure seethe
yooo bingo brawlers grand finals is live who's gonna be watching? https://www.twitch.tv/captain_domo
>>545899136it is a shitpost list retard bjark is on theee three times and most of the placements make no sense
>>545900298t. c tier
>>545899474youre mad that people can play with meme builds and win while you need to get carried with meta builds
has bjark trooned out yet
>>545900469Everyone who uses some gimmicktroon setup on the pw gets carried thoughbeit
>>545897803Having his babies
>>545900990Recluse....
I love girls
>>545899474>You have to play how I want or you're griefing
>>545900872sex with anons who look like this
>>545900441>t.tranny rape victim shitposter
>>545901123what do you love about em?
I wanna play with this general and get good. What depths do i need to be to play and what character and items should i use please thanks.
>>545900872>>545901249No anons look like thisErg is a sausage party
>>545901323t. seething shitter low on the list
>>545901479soft, curvy, pretty
>>545901554Is it kosher sausage?
>>545901554Even the girls have sausages
Do socks count as one piece of clothing or two?
>>545901807zero
>>545815803fluffy fragance
>>545901731There is no such thing as girls with sausages hereIt's all disgusting hairy moids
>>545901936Uhhh nevermind im just gonna use the reddit password but gg anyway
>>545901970There's definitely a few gockers in the queue
>>545901807I understand calling it a pair of socks or pair of shoes because you can lose 1 sock or shoe and no longer have a pair but I don't get people who say a pair of pants or pair of glasses because you can have 1 pant or 1 glasses they're always together
>>545898786>>545899175On some seeds no POI spawns in the North East cliff. Certified big chiller spot.
>>545901936Wtf this gif is awesome
>>545902075can't have*
D tier queuing, get in if you want to be the hero
>>545902025Gockers don't existThey are lonely rape victim men suffering from autogynephilia
>>545900990Pivvvot...
>>545903046Revvy has white hair
>>545903141Even doe 2 out her skins have blonde hair
noooooooooooooooooooooohe really punished every R1 I can't fucking believe it
>>545901658>can't think of anything else to say goddamn i really blew your ass out here huh
>>545903046What did she see?
>>545903973my average sized-cock
>>545904306don't be so hard your on urself
>>545904663that's generally how boners work buddy
>>545903973tyrone's 10 inch BBC
>>545902720Tomato tomato. You say men with boobs, I say girls with a dick.
>>545904940>tomato tomatothat's the same word, friend
>>545904940Retarded pornsick ghastly moid
>>545905742we are all of us moids
>>545900872
>>545906162Why are you posting this?
>>545907167gg, it's always basic dog when the run goes so well
dog
>>545907928>>545907928>>545907928>>545907928>>545907928Migrate when you've packed your things.I fixed the embeds this time!
Dubs and i post my tits again if you dont respond your moms tits are gonna die in her sleep tonight.
>>545894138Wrong>>545895217Signature terrjeet post
>>545898834don’t make references to kino media in this shithole>>545899175no, you don’t>>545904876keep your scat fetish to yourself before you catch another ban stupid retard
>>545900990Revy/Recluse/Duchess…>>545901659Not all of them are like that
>>545901936awful gif don’t post again faggot
>>545888548That doesn’t happen unless it’s repeated over and over though
