Neutral edition>Demo DaysHAPPENING NOW: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-64Older: https://hackmd.io/LhEB6VCZSx-oBalI2cWWoA>AGDG resourceshttps://hackmd.io/dLaaFCjDSveKVeEzqomBJw>Helpful linksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/Steam Games by AGDG: https://agdg-steam.netlify.app/>How to Screen Recordhttps://getsharex.com/https://obsproject.com>How to Webmhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverterhttps://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam>Previous thread>>>545744378
>>545829870dude, no way...>>545829765actually i think that would have been manually set verts and drawn with GPU commands, I've done something similar where I took the AGDG logo like above >>545830074 and I just clicked points to set verts, and then that let me bring the agdg logo in engine in like, <100 bytes, verse a .png that would be much bigger game resource. in n64 days I'd assume they'd do that, like give the image to a coder and he makes a new .cpp file with a statically defined array with a list of XY coords and he just pixel peeps the edges in photoshop and compiles it into code to draw it like a hard coded vector, save much more ROM space. but anyway the original was probably done on texta + paper and scanned in I'd assume
Yea, i think wagie run wont make it this DD.I found some nasty bugs, the level is not yet done, and ironically i'm still waging to meet this year's corporate quota kek.Im just gonna play other people game instead
>>545830678Better luck next time. Your image could use sharper masking
Desert zone pause menu
>>545830518sounds like glyph keeper, depending on what engine (unity/godot you can do this) you should be able to create a "3d text" object, specify the .ttf, type the words, and it procgens a mesh. That way you got resolution independence and lighting interaction, but of course the font has to be large size. Else you can use some asset that does "sdf font texture generator" it will come with a custom shader to render it, that is a step better than regular .ttf -> .png font texture atlas generators, tho I don't know how the maths works but it helps keep the text sharp
>>545830551>actually i think that would have been manually set verts and drawn with GPU commandsHmm I'm one you're replying to and I see what you mean. But I think the easiest and fastest way to achieve this in modern games, since we have basically no limitations, is just a square with the "game over" texture on it. But I get what you're saying.
>>545830678>sharper maskinghow? render it at higher res, threshold to 1bit, then convert back to 24bit and interpolate scale it down to native res?
boku makes things from cubesfygoon makes things from spheresmy gimmick will be..pyramids..pyramid heads
>>545831220Stay sane and make things from quads and triangles like a mentally sane game developer
>>545831220nah man jump on the sdf modelling bandwagon, everything a union or boolean of some parametric ass shit like donuts and toroids n sheit
>>545831810if there was a tool as good as PS4's Dreams on PC I would. I've seen some but they suck
>>545830908Spooky zone pause menu >>545831220Bokube 2 will not have cubes as the main art style. Only boku and the bunny-cubes will be cubes but enemies/other characters and the environment will be any geometric shape.
>>545830908what's wrong with the other design?
>>545832403https://itch.io/post/14732161/replyupdating based on demoday feedback scroll down to see the players requests
>>545830903>>545831152Thank you for the feedback m8. Ill try to met yer expectation on next year's DD
>>545829910Kek. They do seem to be on the up and up. If they keep improving, I think theyll be the next Sokpop. Marnix is way too nice to his subscribers games tho, so many Ive seen that are just ngmi.
>>545830074Today I worked on a serviceable title screen.
I use chatgpt for world building does this count as ai game?
>>545735552>inb4 they cause a stampede to web gamedev just like how programming got saturated
Second Life but india
>>545832182Substance 3d modeler? I haven't tried it myself, but if I was a piratechad I'd give it a chance
I DIDNT DEV TODAYFUCK ME IN MY NO DEV ASSHOLEGOD DAMN IT
What's the gender ratio like at GodotCon? How's the party scene? Are there GoBaddies at GodotCon?
What went wrong?
>>545832506Released BOKUBE DEMO 005 update; https://bokudev.itch.io/bokubeHere is a change log-Removed lore ghosts for now from the demo the full game will have them with better audio and sound levels.-Removed GET GOOD voices completely -Fixed bombs so they instantly kill you -Pressing ESC key on the main menu, once to open the quit canvas and again to confirm quit; quits the game-Pressing ESC key on the cat shop menu closes it now.-Made Bokube Tutorial level 1 easier by deleting some of the landmines in the instant kill teaching section. -Made Snow Crystal Cave level 2 easier by removing some traps and enemies.-Made Desert Target easier by adding more safety wood floors, removing some enemies, and traps. -Made Spooky_3 easier by slowing down the oinky ghosts, editing the oinky enemies -Made Easter Boss easier by slowing down the second arena attack of the big bird boss-Made the cannon enemy firing better and not when the game is paused.-Bomb explosions ((should)) kill instantly now.-Made the Water Ice Death warning be 7 seconds long instead of 3 seconds long. I changed it font to the menu's font and added a speech bubble similar to the OUCH text so it fits the game more.-Turned down the noise level of the windmills in the tutorial level. -turned down the noise level fx of enemies on the ground in the 2nd level. -Redid the cat shop menu to be more similar to the pause menu.-Changed the background of the pause menu and added concept art to it so it fits the game style more. I'm gonna do something I guess where the art changes the concept art depending on which zone of the game you're in so its more charming. -Changed the Settings canvas art so its not concept art anymore but its boku upside down and gave it a better background thats similar to the pause menu so the style carries through.
poasting in the real threadnow I will play more DD games and not return
Can someone give me a hand?
>>545833724its a mix of indians, south americans, fat neckbears and dudes in drag with pronouns. zero biological females
>>545834794sorry bro, AI can't generate them properly yet. ask again in 2 weeks.
does anyone need an artist?
does anyone need a sophist?
>>545833724Its like 63% women and 37% men. Lots of hot babes in the godot community!
does anyone need a programmer?
>>545830551>dude, no way...Auradev can't really talk to everyone about his job. "So what do you do for a living?" "Oh, I develop porn games and make a living from Patreon" "Uh huh, well, nice to meet you, uh, bye".
>>545836229>Auradev can't really talk to everyone about his job. "So what do you do for a living?">I enjoy what I'm doing and can sustain myself off of that.I don't see the issue
>>545834323CHILD ! ! !
>>545836427"Do you work in sanitation or something? No need to feel embarrassed! It's OK if you don't want to talk about it. Anyways, I have to go, bye."
>>545837673Super cute post i made
The organization is working overtime to make you procrastinate. Are you letting the organization win, anon?
>>545838164Hey, rotate sis. How's your game coming along?
>>545835741May I see a picture of one of their meetups?
>>545839816No.
>>545838164you're that alcoholic pedophile I keep hearing about right?
What's with all the grifters on youtube regarding games and gamedev?>This one thing ruins indie games, I fixed it>Is there an edge to (insert popular AAA game)?>Fixing (inserts popular indie game)If they're so good at it, why don't they make a game and mop the floor with AAA and III game's raking in 10k+ reviews? Even from a non-game dev perspective I wouldn't want to watch these video's. The consooomers might not get it but little by little this erodes the mystery and appeal of a game.
Does anyone have experience with mobile ad mediation? If I want to use ad mediation do I need to add sdk's of other ad networks in my project? I'm checking the documentation and it looks like I do need it. I don't understand, if one ad network doesn't handle it and I have to install multiple sdk's why would I use mediation?
What can I do for a health bar that isn't just a bar or numbers
>>545840094you answered your own questiontheir goal is to make a quick video with clickbait and make money
>be me>make a ton of code>need to reimplement this one feature>it's part of this ton of code i finished over a month ago>there's left overs in various scripts since i wasn't sure where to put itI screwed up!!!!!
>>545834190Updated BOKUBE DEMO to version 006 based on feedback and more here is a changeloghttps://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/441850-Gave logo scene, anime opening scene, the code scripts required to keep the games settings menu data for screen res so if you edit the games settings from any scene in the game the splash logo scene, and FMV opening scene should stay true to your settings.-Added a alt-tab pause game C# script to the whole game on every scene so the games state will pause if the user alt-tabs out of the program at all. -Slowed down the sprint roll a bit. (this is suppose to feel fast enough though) -Pressing ESC in the settings menu now closes it just like the pause menu -Pressing ESC in the controls help closes everything then you reopen pause and its just pause menu. -The tutorial text ((Should)) fit your screen now.. I think? -Pressing F for the cat shop at the start of the snow cave level is impossible to kill the player now. -Deleted the upper spike log in the theme park pool I didn't like it anyway the level needed to be a bit easier i think. -Fixed the tile walls in the pool right of the checkpoint -Removed the theme park level from the BOKUBE demo and swapped it for another early game easier easter zone level. This new level is untested new content though and will probably need to be updated based on feedback as well... -Fixed the WAIT here collision sign from the theme park level despite it not being in the demo anymore. -Added enough coins at the start of the tutorial to let the player buy at least 3 health cakes so they can learn how to use the health cake shop with enough starting money. The removal of the theme park level and swapping it out for another level from the full game... if you have not played the demo yet I recommend this one for posting feedback as il need it for this new level. Hopefully it wont filter people with the difficulty like the theme park level did.
>>545841035>I screwed up!!!!!and that's where growing begins sis, refactoring can be annoying and sometimes demotivating, but it's part of the learning processif you don't fail you won't learn
>>545840094>If they're so good at it, why don't they make a game and mop the floor with AAA and III game's raking in 10k+ reviews?They are a specialist for a single or a few limited aspects of gamedev, and it takes far more to release a game. Many have already worked as a part of a larger AAA/AA project.>Even from a non-game dev perspective I wouldn't want to watch these video's.Yes because they are very technical and would only interest developers.For example, this recent video from Acerola is in that format, and it was very informative, and Silksong did end up fixing their game in this exact way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au9pce-xg5s
>>545840397An Orb.
>>545841082and crabs always say boku doesn't listen to feedback lmao
>>545842460Boku listens to all the wrong feedback while ignoring the right feedback.
oh you motherfuckers, listen: steam revenue calculator says trainwiz made 43 fucking grand net from 366 reviews at $19.99. HE is fucking saying that he has fucking netted 300 fucking grand. now use your retarded brain and wonder for yourself for a moment, how in the FUCK, could he possibly net 300 fucking grand off of a review estimation of 43 fucking grand? riddle me that one, retards. we're talking 7 fucking times difference
>>545841082boku do you currently have a girlfriend?
>>545842460The time to listen to feedback and change the game accordingly was 7 years ago when his game could have still sold on steam!
>>545841436i cant stand this guy
>>545843073such as?
ludd*te xisters we got too cocky
>>545845117bypassing filter nigger
>>545844920I've seen this pasta before.
>she doesnt know the only trajectory tutorial id made by an indian with a thick accenthttps://youtu.be/ok4MIUbXc3I
>>545845117that game looks shit though
>>545844970yes why
>>545845052he is insanely reddit. can't wait for AI to be good enough to summarize his shit into a full article that cuts out all the retarded 15yo behavior
>>5458449702 (or more) patches released in the same day ... definitely has a gf. yep. for sure.
https://youtu.be/ZwmdEISK4bk?si=_kx_4apMWi58_wEb&t=500
How important is re-inventing the wheel (in your scripts)? I just implemented headbobbing in my project, and because I liked how it was calculated in [RETRO GAME] with (pretty much) just a fancy sine wave, I used the same math in my project. Am I a fraud now? Should calculations be unique (from other titles)?Wouldn't it coding quickly become unwieldy if every "solved" piece of math must be changed just so the code doesn't resemble another game?
>Surface BreakerI got some animations done for the character. I've updated the project with a number of fixes from the 2 people who left comments.
>>545848091shes addicted to the SIMS 2 and wont play through fucking dark souls co-op seamless co-op with me when we already made it halfway through the game so I have a lot of dev time right now.
Would you win the 'Worst game of Demo Day 65' award?I know I would.
>>545845245that's the only thing he can do, he fell for the meme and now the only thing he can do is cope about how doomed indiedevs are because of AI-ACK
I think I might have pissed off a loser, half-witted moderator around here.
>>545848745What are your plans for her? Her hanging around, or putting a ring on her finger and doing SIMS 2 except in real life?
>>545845117This looks like shit!
>>545848745What about your game? Did she play it?
>>545841035>it's implemented>random error regarding something else that's part of the systemugh really? why can't it just be easy. why is my life mostly one difficulty after another?
>>545830074>ask for good unreal engine C++ tutorials/online courses for people who don't know C++ yet>just get a bunch of links to learncpp.com and when someone points out that I'm asking for help specifically with unreal C++, some smartass replies "yeah you're right, instead of learning C++ properly just ruin your understanding of the language so you don't actually know C++!!!"why do retards think that asking for help learning programming to make games means I have even the SLIGHTEST bit of interest in programming for ANYTHING else? why do I need to learn how to use a fucking library to define a fucking window when the game engine I'm going to use handles all that skullfuckingly-boring and unrewarding backend slop for me? I am never ever ever going to use C++ or any programming language for anything other than developing games in unreal engine. I'd rather kill myself by drinking draino than do any non-game-related programming work. this isn't even getting into the "well I had to go to college to learn" replies. fucking hell software devs are pretentious shits. and then next they're going to tell me that I need to spend 5 years making platformslop retro game clones before trying to make a real game.
>>545849542oh and I forgot to mention the worst sort of replies to this question, even worse than "durrr learncpp.com" or "go to college," it's "make the use of the ChatGPT saar"
>>545835109Unfortunately, that sounds like what I expected.>>545835741I sincerely doubt that. But of course, I had to ask; there's no way that I'd pass up the opportunity to work my magic on some cute Godot-loving cheeks.
>>545835741>women
>snimate 3d model >import it into godot>no wait you need code>ask chatgpt >code fails>look up tutorial on youtube>it talks about weight paint on blenderLooks like im stuck
>>545848343I steal entire blocks of code from guides/tutorials. So do other game devs, including aggydaggyers.
>>545848335you've got to be shitting me
>>545850115>ask chatgpt>code failsthat does tend to happen when you ask ChatGuPTa any real questions. it's designed to imitate human communication, not to understand programming. it is literally just a more advanced Cleverbot. you have to be a pajeet to be dumb enough to use it as anything other than a chatbot, because that's all it is. it's just cobbling together a bunch of words from stackexchange in a way that looks like it might be written by a real person.
>>545850130Are you people not afraid of someone making exposé videos and having your personas/games branded as code thieves/frauds?
>>545841436I actually prefer the look of the banding.
>>545850710That will only happen if you let people see your code, or if you do something REALLY obvious like copy a game mechanic.
>>545848759no because i didn't submit anything :)
THE CONJUNCTION My game must become a new game in many ways, retaining the soul of the few elements that really work. A complete redesign of the core loop.
>>545830551dumbass knitter just explains vector art in gpu primatives
>>545851293My game is a supernova that will destroy the conjunction. you have 4 months.
>>545850737this is like saying "I actually prefer the look of screen tearing"colour banding looks like ass, and always will unless the game has been designed with a very limited colour palette in mind. but the kind of banding you get in games that use full colour is just a disgusting visual artifact.we should have switched to 10 bits per channel 15 years ago.
>>545850560I cant go to stack overflow from something that should be simple like snimating a 3d model. Its not on the docs either.
>>545851585how about you use fucking google like every other person who learned gamedev in the last 25 years before ChatJeetPT was released. if that fails, post your own question on a forum. I was doing this shit when I was 12. there is no excuse for you being incapable of it.
>>545851754And yet youre the one with a shitter game. Really makes you think.
>>545851531limited color palettes are usually betteran given area should have a limited number of colorsclarity > detailhelps with the gamefeel too in an imperceptible way
>>545849542There might be things for which UE doesn't have some specific implementation and you're expected to be able to look up basic C++ methods in documentation. If you ask people how to do array functions in UE they're going to tell you to look at C++ documentation.
>>545850130Using code from tutorials or guides isn't stealing wtf, most likely you need to repurpose it and rewrite it enough to fit your use case that by then it is your code.
>>545851825>saar your game is shit!!!!no ranjesh, you can't smear it on your body to bless yourself>>545851845they're "better" if you prefer the aesthetic they create. it's fine in a game with a retro or very cartoonish look. but if you're going for anything resembling realism, then limiting the colour palette will make it look worse. if you want ANYTHING in the game to look smooth, like lighting for example, then it will look like ass with a limited palette.
>>545851531>color bandingi prefer to call it "limited Posterization"
i wanna work more on my game but its 12 am and i worked on it all day, should i not to prevent burnout ?
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/441850Had to reupload version 006 to FINALLY fix the tutorial UI to get it to finally display correctly. Returning tomorrow its 2am here so ima sleep and then work on more updates based on demoday feedback when I wake up.
>>545852260>but if you're going for anything resembling realismwhy would indie solo/small teams ever do this? You either buy assets and have it look generic (and also have the headache of having to find the perfect assets that fit your game and are cohesive with each other) or have to have a team with godlike art and modeling skills, or spend a fortune outsourcing that.Not worth it for the production cost/time and skill requirements and even then it's usually not as appealing as cartoony/retro/abstract styles, so I'd say realism is riskier too. Exception is if you're purposely going for generic asset flip look.
>>545852451it's a sunday dude
WTF, there are 62 games submitted to the demo days? I thought no one here made games...
>>545851887that's fair. I just don't really want to spend months learning a bunch of shit that will never be relevant to me.for what it's worth, I do understand *some* things about programming - I know what an array is and what it does, I know what if/else statements and loops are, I know what functions are, I know what a class is, I know what a header file is, I know the basic operators (though I struggle to understand what the actual difference is between . :: and -> and where I would use one over the other) etc. I also know the basics of the formatting (which lines to not end with semicolons, where to use parentheses and curly brackets, etc). it's just the specific keywords, functions and syntax that I'm not familiar with.
>>545852785do you not work on sundays or something
>>545852648BokuDev giving feedback when?
Okay it seems that the new implementation isn't causing the error, must be something else. I only have one potential clue and if it's not that I'm screwed, this is many, many of lines across idk how many scripts. Just cause the error activates there doesn't mean the cause isn't elsewhere. AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
>>545852714>why would indie solo/small teams ever do this? because they don't want to make toonslop?>You either buy assets and have it look generic (and also have the headache of having to find the perfect assets that fit your game and are cohesive with each other) or have to have a team with godlike art and modeling skills, or spend a fortune outsourcing that.you don't need godlike modeling and art skills to make something on-par with a 2000s realistic-looking game. yeah you aren't going to make modern AAA quality 3D assets, but you don't need 20 million polygons per character or individually modelled skin pores>even then it's usually not as appealing as cartoony/retro/abstract stylesspeak for yourself. I'd rather play a game that looks like it was made in 2007 than another generic indie cartoon/retro game (that is probably a platformer)
>>545852925sunday is the day of rest as declared by the lord
>>545850710Legally distinct code, pretty easy to make a small amount of changes. As long as it's not hundreds of lines that are 1:1 I doubt you'd get sued. 5 lines here, 20 lines over there, and then slight adjustments to variable names, oh your game has something the other does not and suddenly there's a new line in between where their's had none. Easy peasy. And if it's very simple code it'd be pretty hard of them to even sue. As if there isn't many people who've got similar code for things like character movement.
i got it
>>545852451Stop working on it. having something left half finished is a great place to stop as you are going to be very driven tomorrow to pick up where you left off.
>sunday is a day of rest>you must get up early to make sure you are at church on time>terrifies me (church on time)
>>545853330the movement feels backwards, like hes swinging it away from what he's meant to be mining
>>545852872nobody here makes games. the demo day games are from the discord.
>>545853445day of rest (from work) (to then spend on praising the lord)
Late night thread themehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=piGLpwBPfE4
I hate python so fucking much.I hate how popular it is, even if I'm not using C then I'm using fucking javascript.I see zero purpose in python.Even in terms of useless but philosophically interesting programming languages I practice APL, there's no real value in being proficient in APL but it's definitely interesting. JS + HTML5 gives you so fucking much with such common shit.Python produces inferior retarded kitten programmers with downs syndrome.It's not even worth learning for the sake of learning.From the computer level if you don't understand memory then what they fuck are you doing? Just use JS then you stupid fuck.who the fuck actually uses python? it's not game developers. It's not embedded systems programmers. It's not industrial machine programmers. It's not software engineers (I mean real ones who get paid to make software that's used by real people). Even econ and finance guys use R for some god forsaken reason, not python. It's not serious computer scientists who actually contribute to the field (retards with BS degrees don't count). Even most indians are based enough to use Java.Python is a status quo only because being a retarded brainlet is a status quo.fuck if you're going to rape your ass learning the bullshit known as programming either give yourself the best start with javascript + HTML5 or just become a big dick developer and learn how to point with pointers. You're cucking yourself pretty hard just cause you're scared of learning HTML with JS cause that sounds like learning two things. Or you're scared of pointers and memory and primitives and compiler flags and make files and cmake. Well what the fuck are you even trying to do with computers then dumbass?JS+HTML+CSS is literally how I started when I took a programming course in high school and then I became a big dick programmer with C and my testicles finally descended.only things worse than using python is using C#.
>>545850710>>545851169>>545853329forget copying code or mechanics, there are real faggots that take your game, put their name on it and that's ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bCJ7BieUssthat's the risk that you take when you put something onlineif you don't like your mechanics being copied, do as AAA studios and patent them
time to hit the gym>ugh I'd so much rather work on my game, I'd implement the world's best progression system right now if I didn't have to go to lift stupid weightsday off from the gym>yeah! today I can work on my game all day. just not right now, I'm a little sleepy/hungry/behind on discord drama.why am I like this?I imagine having a job you have to go to is even worse.
>>545854042getting up is work
>>545854402>he goes to the gymyou couldn't pay me to go to the gymunless the payment was in the form of enough knowledge in programming and art to make my gamebut it wouldn't be
>>545854378This will only happen to promising games, so no worries here.
>>545854402The gym gives you nothing. The job gives you a raging drive to dev.
>>545854402just do push ups and pull ups at home while your goons are rendering.
>>545854113I was looking to contact you sis, take a look at this thread>>>/wsg/5971747I think you could find it interesting or inspiring, or maybe not kek
Why does /agdg/ hate me?
>>545854185I agree.Forcing indents to make code work is just blasphemy.
>>545854185this brings up an interesting topic: what's the most useless and generally trash programming language?I've never heard anybody say anything good about Ruby
>>545855017because you are beautiful
>>545854185>only things worse than using python is using C#.I have 0 complaints about C#
>>545854660I don't know how to react to this
>>545854402When I worked in an office every day was a chore, an atmosphere of "you're not good enough", earning minimum wage and being too tired and annoyed with programming to work on my own ideas.I had more fun working in a factory.
>>545854973>sistroons get out>>545855104i hate the entire concept of whitespace-sensitive languages but anyone who doesn't properly indent their code just for readability is a huge a faggot
>>545855115You're new then. Ruby is still used for older RPG Maker games.
>>545855484Who cares you doof work on some impressive physics within an engine. Bragging about pointers is toaster whisperer shit.
They didn't FUCKING buy my game bros... THEY FUCKING DIDN'T!!!... ...please help me /agdg/, PLEASE!!!
>>545855649I'll buy it right now, just drop a link
>>545854378I remember this happening to one anon, Stygian Flowers dev
First comment I got was disappointing, but at least it helped me find some bugs. New builds are up!
>>545855530>RPG Makerpeople still use this? i can't think of an engine that's a bigger waste of time to learn. you can make turn-based JRPGs... and essentially nothing else. or at least that's how it was the last time I cared to look into it, 15 years ago. I ended up going with Game Maker (it had a space between the words back then. also FUCK YoYo Games) instead because you could actually make any genre with it.
>late night saturday night>play a few minutes of vidya>suddenly just want to dev>already been devin all week for demo>just want to keep devinWe are so BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFo-Fp2eJWQ
Stream part2 in 6 hours 17 minutes10AM EST/3PM GMTWill post a list of games a bit later.If you'd like your game to be streamed - let me know.https://www.twitch.tv/brimstonewalker
>>545855115That's just the thing though, shit like ruby and go just make the case for python even more ass blasted. Cause if you're not doing a fullstack with JS using node then you're using whatever your company is like ruby or go.Python is a a tragic disease left over from the now gone "just learn 2 code" era. Which was always bullshit.>>545855259GET THIS KNITTER OFF THE THREAD!
>>545854973Some of those make me miss 2004-06 v . v
>>545856089wait does my game have to run on mac
>>545856203Yes.Don't worry, I run games on a Windows PC
>>545856152Python is great for doing math. Just not in real time.Python saves programmer's time.
>>545855594all I'm saying is that if you don't indent your code, then its illegible slopseriously imagine writing an if statement like thisif (OP.isFaggot == true){if (cock.hasCummed == false){OP.suckCock();}}instead ofif (OP.isFaggot == true){ if (cock.hasCummed == false){ OP.suckCock(); }}
>>545856089Play Ash
>>545856152>GET THIS KNITTER OFF THE THREAD!AI writes my boilerplate
>>545856380Yup, will do
>>545856371nevermind. fuck you 4chan for making me look silly.
>>545856371???
>>545856854I forgot that 4chan deletes extra spacesjust pretend that the second example has the nested if statement indented with another indentation on the function call inside of itand I suppose if you wanted to be extra tidy you could put all the closing brackets on one line like }} instead of}}
You are stuck in 4chan until you make it. Case snd point. People who make it never come back.
I'm a steamie, I make slop!I don't care if all my games will flop!Gabencunt has took his pay...My profit's gone, that's the steamie way!
>545857039Who are you talking to, retard?
>>545857106you WILL give 30% of your revenue to (((gaben))) and you WILL listen to all the redditors and youtubers (none of whom develop games) who tell you that steam is NOT A HECKIN MONOPOLY!!!!
>>545857106https://suno.com/s/da81RB4dppBa36GV
>>545857504https://vocaroo.com/17jnN65NLWrQ
>>545857312https://vocaroo.com/11jYBCa7a2Pg
>>545858829this pleases my zoomer ears
>>545858952this is real talent, cris finally has a competitor
>0 downloads, 0 views
Noob question, but can you see list element's number from the inspector in unity?
>>545858829>>545858992Okay last one for the dayhttps://vocaroo.com/1eHLwWc0FDTm
>>545852219Unironically ive seen two devs sneak stuff into their description on youtube stating you owe them attribution lol. Im sure most people just assume its free to copy. It gets edited enough that its likely not easy to get sued over anyways
>>545860269What game?
my ideas are so good that they cause me physical pain
>>545858992>>545860458And they said AI would never make soulhttps://vocaroo.com/1dGDya8q2Yta
>>545860514I'm just joking, I got a couple of downloads and some useful advice. I just wish I had gotten a few more when I woke up today.It's all good tho.
>>545860962Early 2000's Fast and Furious era gem.
>>545860962Unironically kino
>>545860962Trapped demons can soul too
>>545860976Ah ok, so what game?
>>545860962I'm a STEAMIEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee
>>545862139>Ah ok, so what game?https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/4021273It's only a prototype and there's not much you can do. If you want to, you can give it a try.
>>545860957samethe worst part is that theres maybe one or two of them that I could actually make if I wasn't too lazy to put in a few months of work learning shit without a guarantee of success ("success" in this case meaning "being able to execute the idea faithfully without having to massively cut it down to make it doable by one person with minimal experience and a $0 budget")and every time I do feel motivated to start trying to do something to make these ideas real, I pretty quickly end up talking myself down from it because I can't help but overthink all the challenges I have to overcome
>>545860962Petition to make this the official anthem of /agdg/?
>>545862619share the load
i have too many youtube videos to watch and forums to refresh, and games to want to play but not actually play, to make a game, im a busy man
looks like I'm going to end up with about 70 reviews. it's ok... I should be grateful. but... slop gets so much more! Waaaaaaaah
>>545862680I don't want to be an idea guy parasite though, even if i work with other people I need to learn how to do something.also I would like to sell these games at some point which seems like it would complicate working with an unpaid team (and I'm not a richfag so I can't pay anyone).
>>545856029Omori beat your shitty game
>>545862938>looks like I'm going to end up with about 70 reviewsYou're gonna end up with 0.
>>545862680open your mouth
>>545863134thats just because it has twinksseriously though that doesn't refute my point, which is that RPG Maker can only make one genre of game with specific mechanics. If you don't mind spending time learning a new engine and language, or if you only ever plan on making turn-based RPGs, then I guess it makes sense to use it.
respect muh authoritah
number goes down?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8TMTiw1LZo
>>545863963I need a moloch shrine and anime lolis 3d models
>>545858952here's your loading screen
>>545864215that's the game's ending.
>>545864293>final gameplay is 2nd person view of the celly coming in to strangle you, while you try to flipflop around the cell to escape but your legs are jelly
whyWhyWHYWHYYWHYYYY IT DOESN"T WOOORKWHAHAHAHWHWHHWHAHAAAAAAAA--oh, that's whyteehee, fix'd :3
>>545856029Even 20 years ago people made action games, racing games and strategies on rpg maker.15 years ago, there was pixel fighting game on rpg makerThe fact that you think that engine(even if that's rpg maker) limits what genre you can make on it, just shows that you don't understand shit
I need $3000 so bad bros...... I have to move out from my alcoholic parent home
yesdevving?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKh-oN6vonk
>>545864942gay4pay
>>545849302>>545846686>>545845245post game
>>545854378Use the well known engines. They properly pack up the project and nobody will be able to shit.
https://youtu.be/Fv5NI54QlvI
Not sure if this is the best place to ask. I'm an artist looking for a programmer to work with on a concept I have planned out. What would be a reasonable rate to offer and where should I go to recruit them?
>>545863239impossible. I have 100k wishlists in my head.
>>545862938maligndev?
>>545865254to do shit** Kek
>>545863458
>>545865585programmers are more expensive than artists, they are also faggots, just use AI
>>545866279kys artnigger, you are the lazy fucks never doing anything
>>545866279>programmers are more expensive than artists...huhNoLiterally never wereCodders always were smallest part of budget for any game since forever.
Thoughts on this?
>>545866409
>>545866485Bitch get on unity and make mario walk around in a sphere you retarded faggot
>>545866409bait
>>545830074Is Dingo gone?I still have the file of Slam Dingo.Also how can I open up a Godot game so I can see its files and shit?
I used AI voice acting in my game. I don't understand why /agdg/ hates me so much for it when there's no voice actors here.
>>545866740>>545866602Have you made a single game as a part of a team who you pay money? 2d art and 3d models are literally insane money sink in any budget
>>545867029I am a voice actress tho.
>>545867029reddit told them how to think
I’m thinking about limiting my online only game to 15-30 minutes of playtime each day, so people without jobs can’t cheat by just grinding away all day.
Most people put their pants one leg st the time. This includes programmers. Not everyone is meant for greatness. Some people are meant to make s dashboard and glue apis for the pointy haired boss.Im not expecting my car mechanic to make a custom vehicle i expect him to fix my car.
My gamedev company will be listed on a stock exchange within the next 10 years.
>>545867146>
>>545867251So what have you been playing all day?
>>545867171which leg first though?
I’ve been playing Cooking Crabs all day, I’m not sure I want to release the demo without a limited playtime do people don’t spam the leaderboard. Maybe, I’ll make it so you can only submit one score a day.
>>545867592Also, it’s funny. It’s impossible to beat my high score on the board because I changed the algorithm, but I’m not gonna delete the score.
>>545867416
>>545866659qrd
>>545866485I'm sub 100iq and very pro AI. in this general I'm AI's biggest cheerleader
>>545867783Oh no yeah youre do high iq bros you can deduce hundreds years of progress without hitting the books.
>>545867737I think a counter on the title screen showing how many crabs have been cooked by all players over the life of the game would be cool.
>>545867783Checks out
If youre impressed by the opengl triangle youre low iq anyways. Youre a a basedboy with no pattern recognition.
>>545867741I don’t vote, bro.
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/1os6bfm/i_made_a_low_effort_tiktok_about_my_game_and_it/https://www.tiktok.com/@niktendog7/video/7570061474773749014
>>545867768The qrd id knowing trigonometry. Something 99% of programmers dont understand.
>>545868105>he doesn't realize this is why tiktok is massively popular. Every new user gets a small boost in the algorithm to convince them their content can go viral.
>>545868448i can just use ai
Actually yes, I DO have a problem that the videogame equivalents of Blade Runner always flop. I DO have a problem that the only way to make any money is to make worthless throwaway games that are fun only for 15 minutes. I like and play long games that have actual value to them, like Deus Ex Mankind Divided, and that's the kind of games I want to make (or at least the low-budget indie equivalent of it)But the industry and gamers don't value them. And yes, that DOES upset me.
>>545868607Okay then make mario walk on a sphere
>>545868623You like its slop and it keeps you from thinking about life.
>>545868768>incomprehensible retard babble
You have to upload a picture of a made up bed to play my game. Obviously I can’t fully check that its your made up bed, but if you lie, you’ll be knowing that you were lying to me the whole time you were playing and I don’t want you to play my game until your beds made.
You have to prove your virginity status to play my romance VN
gamedev is so hard it makes me miss working as a janitori took the stable income and low stress work for granted
The cool thing about making your games free, is that if it is fun, you can be as mean as you want, and people will still want to play it.
>>545867737#justbrownthings
>>545869165So based. When I ban people from my free MMO, I make up fake chat server logs about the users and leak them around the community.
>>545869356Idiot the white people these days are the sons of jocks. There is nothing special about the white race. Theyve reverted to their colorful clown complexion novelty of the roman days.
>>545868105>went viral for the "comedy" aspect and whackyness of the video>thinks people are actually interested and would buy the gamemany such cases
Do I have to install XINPUT1_3 DLL to play the latest Ctesiphon version?
Alright, I have 27 hours left to add a high score board, title screen, game over, possibly fix the animation when chaining YEET!s.
It's impossible to build a team together for a free game anymore. Like, people just don't want to come together to make cool stuff just for the sake of it. Even if you have proof you can lead a project to the finish line nobody still does anything.I hate being a solo dev but it's the only thing that one can do today.
>>545869165I don't want to be mean tho.
>>545869658a similar phenomenon happens frequently on twitter too
>>545869951People are going to walk all over you. Be mean to some people. You’re a good person, you’ll know who deserves it.
>>545868105was his game portrait aspect? if not then this is impossible because landscape (normal) games can't fit into tiktok's portrait orientation.
>>545869882https://store.steampowered.com/app/3454610/Poco/
>>545870219The normal aspect ratio of games is and has always been square or near to it. Widescreens are new, board games are almost always square.
EVERY SCREEN CAN FIT A SQUARE! EVERYONE HAS A SCREEN IN THEIR POCKET WITH A BROWSER ON IT THAT CAN PLAY YOUR GAME! BUT YOU WANT TO LARP AS SQUARESOFT!
>>545870282Was this made by a team? How does it relate to my point? I was talking about how many people don't want to team up anymore because they only value money, so even if you are upfront about making a free game they still won't do it. They'd rather do it solo and release flops than work together to make a good game.
>>545868105hmmm maybe if I also buy a lottery ticked I will win the lottery?
>>545870537it was made by a team
>>5458705370 ad is s good game but its server rooms are empty you might ad well charge $5
>>545869160>Janitor application acceptance emails are being sent out. Please remember to check your spam box!
>>545869160I would unironically quit gamedev for a janitor job if I could get it.
>>545870537I think it’s less about value and then the fact that most Americans are struggling to survive right now, and game dev is a skill that pays well, so if you can do it, and it doing it for free on the internet, theres probably something wrong with you.
>>545870758>$0i don't know why they do it
>>545870686Sure, but that's just ONE game. It's an exception, not the rule, so I don't understand why you brought it up. My point is building a team is impossible, no matter what you do. The rare exceptions only further prove this.
>>545870875>My point is building a team is impossible, no matter what you domaybe
>>545870875Just help me make epstein at the popcorn mine theres your team
>>545870875>impossible>exception to the ruleAre you seriously this retarded? Have you been snacking on lead paint or something?
>game dev is a skill that pays well
https://swordsquid.itch.io/ocean-in-the-cold-skyi haev don et. I made it. It's actually reached the point of being fun too. It often feels like you're going nowhere, but I found an old demo on a flash drive and was surprised how much it had improved. I think creation is just inherently painful, like that part of Hat World New Testament. Speaking of it's still really depressing how many amazing games are also free yet completely unknown.>>545840397Have little cards representing injuries float in the air next to your character and stack up with color-coded borders and markers on the side to represent injury level, with different scaling effects that can lead to game over.
>>545870537>don't want to work for a year for free>they only value moneygoodlifer genocide when?
It’s not that nobody wants to team, up. It’s that nobody wants to team up with type of person who spends all day posting on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. I showed my ex-girlfriend my level editor, all the sudden she wanted be a game developer too.
>>545871012shhh
>>545869556
>>545871012>impossibleIt's a rhetorical exaggeration, retard. Obviously it's not literally impossible but the amount of effort it takes to actually build and maintain a team to its release is retardedly insane because for some reason everybody things it's better to be a solo dev with a 0 review flop than to make a good game and build a reputation and a loyal fanbase.
>>545871182You look like a dumb jock
>>545871038It is, because if you’re doing it correctly, you are writing well documented large scope software projects. Adding assets to your Unity build isn’t game dev, its level editing.
A bunch a level editors and asset creators in this thread posting progress pictures and status updates for their Unity demos pretending that they are game developers.
i am willing to sacrifice each any everyone of you to achieve my dreami would be honored if youd do the same to me.
>>545871521It looks good man. It’s a buy from me. I liked the Nosferatsu video you posted the other day.
>new bug just dropped
>>545871617>>545871521samefag
>>545871521This isn't Hollywood, success in gamedev doesn't require ritual human sacrifice.
>>545871664I’m sure he won’t mind testing Cooking Crabs and giggling for a whole a 2 minutes.
it's not worth it man
>>545871806>>545871664samefag
>>545871271The mind likely experiences an explosive and incomprehensible sensory overload—a blinding white flash coupled with a deafening internal roar—that instantly shatters any capacity for coherent thought. This catastrophic moment is immediately followed by a complete and irreversible cessation of consciousness as the neural structures that create awareness are annihilated before pain or understanding can register.
It’s totally worth it, only 4 days of crunch time. I really like how the colors on the UI pop, and the steam animation I made ended up looking really cool. I’ll just reuse that stuff elsewhere.
your game doesn't need to be goodit just needs to be easy
why is vibecoding bad? the AIs are only going to get better at coding, why even bother learning programming when you can offload it easily? you only need to learn the engine and then whatever else you need for the game to be complete and polished
>>545872158it's only as bad as the developer doing it
I just got a new high score, I was completely zoned out thinking about programming, completely unconscious action.
Name one reason (you) as a Demo Day participant, are not sending your game to /v/3 after it's done. You have all the shit ready already what's stopping you?https://thev3expo.com/submit
>>545872158>>545872215>as bad as the developer doing itPretty much, you guys also underestimate the number of bad devs in game dev. They’ve been shipping slop code for 40 years.
>hire genius mathfags >the game is still shitIts shithttps://youtube.com/shorts/TlZEnRuWnWU?si=NcKHgHMO9Ei8o0Sj
I'm the funniest poster in this general. Peer reviewed and confirmed by international experts.
It’s simple, if you can’t imagine the complete program in your head, you can’t vibe code it. You need to learn how to read source code before you can vibe code. Hammer, nail gun.
>>545872310That's for full games, and you need a trailer.
>>545872467>posting shorts on 4chanretard
>>545872403>>545872467the idea guy is kingalwaysa technically sound game with a boring concept will flopa dogshit slopcode game with an appealing concept will succeedideas are everything>>545872541true
>>545871061Looks depression-coded
you can't even get people to play your game for free, how are you going to get them to pay for it?
by making a better game
>>545871521>he doesn't know I hired bots to boost basedland farts
>>545872706Looks like programmer art. Thats what a lot of games look like before you ever see them.
>>545872830a promise
the anti AI posters are not even gamedevving, just here to crab and make you worse at devving, AI is a tool same as a game engine, fuck all of you anti AI posters, post your game in your reply to me or fuck yourself
>>545873014that's obviously not programmer art.programmer art doesn't mean just bad art, it means simplest possible art to test gameplay
>>545873108>you must doxx yourself if you disagree with me
>>545873316>doxx>game
What I really need to be working on are some simple 2D layout tools to export to JSON, to quickly move things around rather than asking the AI where the fuck it hid the entity initializations.
I tried to use cos() to programatically animate my prototype character and it made him run like an F-word...
>>545873202You’re autistic, aren’t y
I guess that's it then.
what's your fantasy game if you could complete it?
>>545873414just use tilED, moron
i have completed less than a dozen singleplayer games in my life
>>545873472>he’s just a happy little dude.>Put a smile on his face you have a winner.
>>545873370yeah? I post about my game on social media. there's also my name and face and family and friends there.
>>545873537>doesn't know what programmer art is>seethes instead of learningyou will never make a successful game.
>>545873653ok i understand, 4channers are still sadistic
>>545873564No. It’s overly complex for quick things that aren’t grid based.
>>545873776Okay, witch. Nice curse. Are you done?
>>545872939n.. no.. it cant be
>>545873914you have cursed yourself with your fragile ego.
>>545874068I don’t really care that you have a narrow definition of the word programmer art. It does not greatly affect me.
>>545872310I need a trailer v3man, and the requirements are insane!
What is programmer art in German? Artichprogrammenkomputat?
i am beginning to learn that the average indie dev productivity session is just spending the majority of their day tweaking visual assets
>>545874267Those aren’t devs, those are asset creators. Devs put on their diapers and get it done.
you do know you need to work on your actual game rightnot just the artright?
Lately, I've been watching mansion tours as motivation
third person or top down
Like i need tinder i can just go to the club and spear fish my bitch nigger hacker
what is the pharmacodynamics are of your game?
You fucking streamers need to learn to archive the VODs so we can watch and you should also tell us wtf you gonna play.PrettySober is the only fag in these threads who used know how to stream demo day even though he was a massive gay fag.
>>545872706If it gives off any vibe at all that's an improvement. I do really like the feeling of freedom that comes with hopelessness, the vibe in games like FEAR or Drakengard Demon's Souls.>>545873014Some of it is unfinished, but in all the psuedo-1080p pixel art is really hard to market with since it gets crushed to death by any filtering or resizing. Like this guy whose colors wash out. I see myself as an artistic bottleneck half the time and try to go around it, but the other half of the time I'm trying to get the tendons of the knee right and I know noone's looking.
>>545874398Notch, now thats a dev who doesn’t mind leaving his dev diapers out in public.
>>545874616>psuedo-1080p pixel art is really hard to marketYup, if it’s a good game though and if the dev can isn’t too committed to let someone else to graphics, it could be worth something.
>>545874398why even have a mansion if you're not filling it with whores? just live in a comfy one bedroom with your security guys on the same floor.
i feel lazy for not working for longer periods but doing so destroys my productivity due to the fatigue accumulation and i accomplish my best work with just a few highly concentrated hours of work per dayi guess the down time is what causes this feelinggotta stay busy, 24/7
>>545874616Marge?
I’ve contracted some former Blackwater security friends to handle all my security needs when I make it big. You better move out of the way of my indie game convoy when we drive through your town.
>>545874195How insane? All we ask is that the trailer be at least 30 seconds and have the title in there. Hell, we even said we'll squish it to 4:3 for you.
>>545875134Bitch lll walk around with a goldchain whats timmy going to do?
>>545874435ring door cam
>>545875252Timmy put 180 rounds of 5.56 into a vehicle filled with American Citizen contractors in Iraq and got away with it.
>>545875225You will squish it...?
>>545875131
>>545874524Brimstone was making separate vids for streams on twitch, branno did the same, uploaded some of separate vids on youtube with proper caption and DD version. Is there anybody else?
>>545874472it's like crack for seekers of the specific fantasy I give them access to
>>545875323you can't make a roguelike ring door cam perspective game
Ill hack the club ill show you
>>545875572Trick or treating, the monsters come to you. You’re retarded.
Look, it’s just me and the Iranian Aerospace engineer testing Cooking Crabs! With /AGDG/ right now, and all you hackers can just fuck off.
>>545875572I can>>545875696yeah, not bad. or swat, robbers etc.
>>545875817*and helicopter helmet cats
>>545830074nortubel 2 when?
Stream in 90 minutesWill stream:1: Ash the Cat - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/23458382: Kludge: Non-compliant Appliance - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/30850943: FISH - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/37913904: Void Crawlers - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/38618015: WIP - korttiPrototyyppi - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/40212736: TRPGv3 - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/40214647: UNDYING: Kowloon in Red - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/35809788: Dead God's Descent Prototype - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/40170949: PaperPlaneMakeover-:::mental_breakdown_update:::(alpha0.1) - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/369309810: Queue Queen - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/402141411: Leap Galaxy (demo) - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/322207312: Dark Grace - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/326264613: blockout of demo heavily inspired by spyro: part 2 v0.5 - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/402116514: Cubism - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/398608915: Office Sirens Hard at Work - https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/2753376Play order will be randomized, unless the dev pops in the chat.https://www.twitch.tv/brimstonewalker
My high score is programmatically impossible, so I’ll know anyone who beats it is cheating.
>>545874257They call it spielensoulen, and they call proper art soullesstrashenspielenartlich
I still have a full 24 hours. That’s like 4 days if I’m programming.
quality over quantityalwaysalwaysalways
>>545876164Quantity has a quality of its own
>>5458761352 hours of sleep, 4 hours of work in a cycle, and you get much as work done in a full 40 hour work week.
>makes mobile game as a marketing tool for Fallout 4>finances it from marketing budget>game earns over $100MEven big studios have no idea what will take off. They're guessing just like the rest of us.
efficient software system design is difficultvery difficult
Oh you guys eat while you’re making games? That’s why your NGMI.
>>545875975My game is in the list, thanks.
>I’m gonna full on Christian Bale in the Machinist, then put a picture of myself on the title of my game>If you don’t buy this game, I will starve to death
>>545876526When you buy an in game boost with real money, theres a machine that dispense me food.
>>545876659This is the coolest dev studio I have ever worked at.
>>545875414MARGE
>>545876659And theres a feature request feature in game, where you can instant message me with change requests and I’ll send you a new custom build.
>>545876960That’s called the “Let’s see what you have to say when I have your IP and home address feature”
>>545877092I’m going to offer computer defense and security products and analytics to indie devs, including information on known trolls and stalkers purchased from data brokers.
>>545876785
>>545877246The security tools I offer to devs are ONLY FOR DEFENSIVE PURPOSES though.
>>545877351is this your game?
I’m going to buy discords conversation history from Microsoft and tell them its for AI training purposes. Business to business transactions are fun, I was the reason nobody could buy the Raspberry PI for almost 2 years.
>>545877351
>>545876391Important difference is that they got more money to guess.
Peep this number. What does this number represent?Times up, it represents the number of sales since my last review.
>>545875975Removed TRPG from the list cuz it's android-only (sorry man, I didn't notice it at first)Added Ocean in Cold Sky to the list>>545876485Np man I hope you are not the TRPGdev
>>545877547That was crunch time. 6 months of making sure the code was completely bug free, because in order update each Raspberry Pi it would cost us $200 dollars in technician time x 8000. So a having a single bug would have cost me $160,000. Ran for 4 years 24/7 in every Best Buy and Target.
>>545871061>>545875975Please consider playing mine at some point, if not in this life then the next. I promise you the joy of a fish flopping on the deck, trying desperately to return to a world that makes fundamental sense.
>you will never make an iconic indie game
>>545875975Will be there to see you play Ash for sure. Would appreciate it to happen sooner rather than later as I'm in an European time zone.
>>545878034>>545877953Will do
Do you know any indie x-com-likes?
>>545878235into the breach + tactical breach wizards
>>545875975do you also stream multiplayer games? thinking of submitting my game. It has bots but i havent worked on the bot ai so its pretty dumb
>>545877990I made this display. Custom arch Linux distro, microcontroller, C and Python tying everything together. I even got to help with the physical design and manufacturing. The hardest thing for me to not do in my life, was leak the Sklyanders encryption keys so all the kids could play their toys however they liked. That shit was predatory.
>>545878235Xenonauts and Xenonauts 2.
>>545878342How did Into the Breach survive not only the tactics game curse, but the mech game curse? Or do these curses only apply to agdg games?
>>545878218Sure thing, will either do it as a second game or if/when you pop in the chat.>>545878407It depends on if it'll run for me. I haven't had any luck playing games that require steam api to run multiplayer (Shadow Stalker was one of those games), but I've played Maid Cafe Coop online and it was fine.
>>545878631actually releasing puts it above 95% of daggy mech games
>>545878460I did however leave the key in a plain text python script, and one called it out. So if someone wants to buy the newer version of that display with the crystal traps, you can completely hack any skylander toy with those displays.
>>545878235Invisible Inc.
>>545879083Damn, I don’t see any of those ones on eBay. They probably did a good job of recovering them since the mini-pcs were still worth something.
>>545876202https://store.steampowered.com/developer/Laush_Studio
maybe his 153rd game will blow up
A horror game where you are being stalked by JD Vance.
>>545879330>scroll through>80% of the games have exactly 15 reviewsHey gabe, I gave you 100 dollars to fucking make sure the store works, when thousands of vote botted games are clogging the store, it doesn't work. The contract we signed is being broken, and I'm sure the courts will be happy to have you again. :-)
>>5458794841.4 million in 8 years. His kids are set for life if he’s smart, which guessing by his release schedule, he is.
>>545879693i doubt that's an accurate numberbut if he lives in a cheap eastern european country then he's probably still fine
>>545879757He might be getting paid by someone on the front end to be shoveling all that slop too.
>dev spams shovelware on steam>all of his top performing games were released before the 2019 algorithm changemarch 2019 was before the changeinteresting
I’d totally be some rich autistic investors dev slave cranking out their retarded demands for custom games.
this guy actually buys and gives indie games with very low review counts a fair chance and reviews every one he buys. imagine if all steamies were like him. we wouldn't have such a problem of games with less than 50 or 10 reviews never getting a proper chance. it's not even that hard to leave a steam review. yet steamies don't do it, that's how subhumanized they are.
>>545879484The reviews are either botted, or from people who buy shit just to review it and get the number on their page higher. Either way, the review ratio is probably 1/4 as much as the site thinks it is.
>>545879757Ubisoft has a MEDIAN revenue of two million dollars per game? I thought it was all luck? Surely their advertising strategies aren't reliable enough to ensure such a high standard?
The fun part is making them, I don’t really play them much or care if they are popular.
>>545880114the issue isn't a lack of reviews, it's the revenue requirement for algorithmic promotion being too high
>>545880252What game are you doing research for?
>>545879982>quality control? nah let's just fuck over all devs!Why is fatfuck gabencunt like this?
>>545880252>the issue isn't a lack of reviewssteamies won't buy games if they don't have a specific amount of reviews either. this is completely independent of the algorithm but still an issue.
JOEYFYGOONthats it, thats the xeet
>>545880152
>>545879982>2019 algorithm changealgorithm changes every week. there was no big change in 2019.
I argued with the AI that I was clicking correctly in the bonus zone, and there was something wrong, and it told me I just sucked and added a highlight feature so I could see it more clearly after looking at the logs.
>algorithm changes every week. there was no big change in 2019.
>>545880542I’m dev crabbing my own AI. In a game about dev crabbing.
>>545880510
>>545880686from this graph could you not find the ~35th percentile of games by initial revenue to discover the breakpoint of how much revenue your game needs to make to trigger the algorithm?
>>545880130>just have Ubisoft's marketing budget and you won't depend on luck, bro
>>545880686now show the same metric from 2017 to to 2018, from 2016 to 2017, from 2019 to 2020, from 2020 to 2021 and so on. there's always variation because the algorithms change all the time.
>>545880993not on steam
>>545881043proofs?
>>545880993Unless you know the algorithm, and have compiled a bunch of evidence. It’s pretty useless speculating about it a on Mongolian image board game dev thread.
$10,000 is the breakpoint value
generate at least $10,000 in total revenue within the first two weeks of release and your game will be successful
>>545881118exactly, so no one should be sharing that unsourced graph that shows change year over year as if it's meaningful.
>>545881118>>545881395it's $10,000 in two weeks bros
I'm a steamie, make that slop!Publish button, let it drop!Patch notes longer than my rap,Who needs pride when there's a money cap?
>>545881342>be successful in the first two weeks and your game will be successful
>>545881342>if your game is a success>it will be success! Guaranteed!Any other wise advise from you, oh sage of game dev?
https://x.com/DevGAMM/status/1986867253225386371vile tranny eric schizo wont like this
>>545881523makes sense to me
Well im kind of high eh ngl… carry on
>>545881523>>545881530You jest, but that's literally how it works, Anon. You got a problem with that? Take it up with fatfuck gabencunt.
>>545881530>>545881523$10,000 total revenue wouldn't be successful if it was the total amount you generatedbut on steam, $10,000 in two weeks is required to trigger promotion, leading to further success
>>545868105people still using places like reddit to shill their games are borderline retardedtiktok, facebook, instagram these places are insanely high potential for advertising lol but but millennials hardly use tiktok for some reason
>>545881530>Successful games succeedThis is what analysisfags come up with after having pseud debates here daily for years.Then someone drops an autism nvke by asking>What defined success?And we get another two months of existentialism until the cycle finishes with an explosive visit from the gorespammer.
>>545881632That’s because you’re dumb, and you think words actually mean things as long as they form a complete sentence.
TOO MUCH COPE!!!WAY!!! TOO MUCH COPE!!!
All the ones that have made it, made at least one game.
They didnt let me in the club yikes. Well im an oldfag whatever.
>>545881748I'm thinking of making a tiktok about my game when it goes on sale acting as I am a random user who found it and post some bait with it, but idk if it's a good idea.
>>545881949That’s true bro, if you look at the statistics, EVERY SINGLE TIME. I think it’s a conspiracy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1885540/SEARCH_ALL__CATS/
>>545881801I don't get this one.
would you find it in yourself to masturbate to something like this
I still haven’t beat 15960.
If ypure reading this and youre austistic. Go smoke a joint. Its s joint. Do it faggeeet kek.
>>545881686>>545881709so I just spend $5k to buy my game by paying $10k and getting $5k back and that's the key to success?
>>545882345It is when you convince the people who buy your next game that your last one sold 2000 copies.
>>545882302I'm 33 years old I've never been offered a joint by anybody and I wouldn't know where to get one. only normies get offered drugs.
>>545882345Within the first two weeks of its release, yes.
>>545882015Forgot your bocchi avatar.
>>545882345People will see a shitty game that sold like 2000 copies, and be like, fuck people payed money for that? The new one looks 20 times better, it must be really good.
>>545882469Just buy it from the shop.Didnt amerikek made weed legal?
>>545878692i submitted the game ski royale, if you do play it and people cant connect to you its probably due to needed port forwarding
>>545882569Quite the opposite. Marijuana is still a federally controlled substance. Trump could arrest most of the state governments for trafficking and taxing drug money if he wanted to go hard.
>>545882569In Japan you get actual prison time for weed even for first offense.
>>545882714>>545882769Theres somewhere geographically where you can smoke weed. Shit idk seattle? Las vegas? Lol
>>545882714It is still illegal in the United States for banks to work with medical an recreational cannabis companies.
Going live!https://www.twitch.tv/brimstonewalker>>545882616Added to the list
>545882906>545882863>545882769>545882714>545882569>545882469>545882302samefag offtopic spammer
>>545882863Jamaica, mon.
>>545882863Only terrorists smoke weed. I support ICE.
How do I stop giving up
>>545882439>doesn't know how herd psychology works
Psychos cant create art :p
>>545883371I was being serious. I know how it works, ooooo shiny!
>pychos mad because schizos be programmin games in dey head n ‘shit
>>545883673this but ai instead of head
>>545883673it really do be like that
You all suck the fun out of anonymously posting on the internet, advertise your sloppily programmed work, then get mad when anonymous won’t play your game.
>>545883873I'm just crying man I haven't even posted my game I'm sighing and crying because no one loves me and life is pointless
>jblow loves elon/trump>twitch name naysayer88
>>545883740You still have to tell the AI where the plumbing and wiring goes and know how to use a hammer.
>this this and thatYoure the one fretting over money sonny boy
>>545883995>I'm sighing and crying because no one loves me and life is pointlesslove is a psyop anyway. it was created by some marketing department in the 1950s. it's a carrot dangled in front of us to keep us going and producing.
>>545884052wrong. I just tell AI make a pong game and it does and it's better than 95% of this general could make.
The reason I am able to make progress fast isn’t AI, its that modern computers are so fast I can compile 10,000 lines of C in 2 seconds to web assembly, alt tab to the browser, and change how my protype feels and plays every 15 seconds.
>>545884457not that anon but you are both in agreement lol, why the fighting, 4chan.
>>545875975You should try out my game too. It's much more substantial now than it was two years ago:https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/2345141
Sorry I didn't post as much in the last few days. I've been lurking in /int/ and playing vidya.
>>545884457You have almost 24 hours to submit. See if you can beat this. I vibe coded it in C in about 12 hours.
Fuck hitler got good reviews in steam. That was 2022 though but meme wave is still valid.
AI just put a skull emoji in my code after a comment // :skull:
>>545884676I missed you, Pomaodev.
>>545884808you should add in the reddit crab from v3
Why did some literal who just post his weird 3D deviantart thing? Do we need a password for this shit now, so many fucking leeches uploading.
>>545856339>Python is great for doing mathit really isn'tC++ is still the best at scientific computing. And even then many mathematicians and will prefer programming languages that are faithful to mathematics like APL, Julia, mathematica, maple, etc., assuming performance isn't their priority (otherwise C++ is still kang). And engineers will use MATLAB.Python is fucking garbage, no sure where you heard mathematicians love python. Completely propaganda. Python is used by indian AI """researchers""" or data """scientists"""
>>545868623A game like this is almost guaranteed to succeed if done right, there is literally no competition
>>545884823Oh yeah, I need to add something to the pre processing prompts in Copilot. Every single fucking markup file gets filled emojis.
>>545884996Based whiteleks protesting skynet. Anyways.
>>545885041Games don't succeed if they're done right. They succeed if they're properly promoted to the correct audience and said audience is convinced that the game is good regardless of its qualities.
>>545885080I told it document Cooking Crabs, and it put little crab emojis in my code documentation. I got crabs in my code about my gam
>stayed up all night fixing obscure netcode bugs>see random on tiktok go viral for unfinished mobile slop he did literally in a daywhy work hard in slopera why live lol
>>545885174I got genshin impact advertised on my way to 711 well duh but you dont have that kind of budget
>>545885174Name a game that is actually good and flopped
>>545885387Perhaps he had 20 years of learning behind that one piece of slop he did in a day.
the numbershttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3569474876
>>545885524he said he's just been learning godot for a week lol
>>545885557Have you thought about taking the code and porting it to another engine legally license for sale with a reskin?
>>545885514This question kills the crab every single time
>>545884592KWAB
>>545835741> babes in the godot community!debug error: sex conversion is invalid. Please leave the children alone.
>>545885653So. If I make my next project in Godot, I will have learning Godot for a week. I’ve still been writing in C for 20 years. You have no idea what that person has been actually doing before you became aware of them.
>>545885685yes but i want it to be perfect first, i made the mod for myself because all the other mods were total trash shit
>>545885838Oh no yeah been coding since forever :/
>>545885514Concord
>>545885514PreyDeus Ex Mankind DividedBlurBlood
>>545885514>>545885709m-a-r-m-o-r-e-a-lThe game made by the bocchi poster who posts about his goon sessions every thread.
>>545885557joshua FVARKING WON
>>545885960I’ve heard of all those. They didn’t flop.
DEY STEAL THE CRIS STYLETHIS IS UNACCEPTABLE NIGGA
I’m 40 years old, if your game isn’t Hollow Knight or a rip off of Harvest Moon, you might as well give up, because I’ve never heard of your flop.
That little shit Toby tried to play games with me, I just pulled out the hex editor. His game sucks too.
>>545886107mandkind dividid flopped so hard the franchise dieded.
>>545886242based unc
>>545886208What is this game?
>>545886406There is a difference between being milked and flopping.
>>545885838this is literally what his game looks like dude he said he has no gamedev experience. if you're making effort in slopera you lost
>>545886517it was only the 4th game in 16 years of the franchise.
>>545885514roody 2dbanquet for fools
>>545886726Yeah, and only the first one was any good.
>>545886826proof that the other games weren't good?no proof. you've been proven wrong.
>>545886483https://store.steampowered.com/app/3372060/Hell_Maiden/cris's secret project while he shitposts in /agdg/also cris is secretly nortubel, as a joke
>>545875957>nortubel 2 when?Not for a while because after Hirdrih, I want to give Bonka her own game.
>>545886726They should have tried making the first one again but better, like how Bioshock was better than System Shock, instead they made it worse until nobody wanted to play it anymore.
>>545886208did the east asian who procured this game think homer and dante are at all related outside of being poets
>>545884052Not true anymore grandpa, just use gpt-codex-5 on high thinking and you can shit any game you want (programming wise ofc)
>>545886826the others were good enough to keep the franchise afloat. the first did the heavy lifting sure. HR was excellent.
But we all know why they killed Deus Ex>Hey guys, they’re gonna start a pandemic and sell the cure! Tell all your friends!
>>545887059What pandemic…
>>545886968I’m using copilot pro, it’s like having 2-3 junior engineers for $200 a month. You guys are cooked. Just put the fries bag, okay?
>>545886107>I’ve heard of all those. I'm 100% certain you didn't know what Blur is before I mentioned it.>They didn’t flop.So by your definition of a flop, any game that is "well known" is good? I suppose FIFA games are the best games in the world then.
>>545887116play blue protocol and you will get it
>>545886930MD was good, the flaws(unfinished feeling ending) would have been forgiven if the atmosphere around the game was different. but nope, the publisher forced them to do the AUGMENT YOUR PREORDER shit and put microtransactions into a single player game and destroyed the good will of the buyers.
>>545886373It's a not so good and benign game if the monsters in reality represent pedophiles, and the player is conditioned to accept them.
>>545886957its a bunch of portugese women and one bald faggot weeb
>>545887217Is that what it’s supposed to be? I was high as shit killing everything, I couldn’t have spent more than 2 hours on it.
>>545887213Anon, you're talking to a retard who doesn't actually play games and judges them purely based on their financial performance or some other arbitrary metric that makes no sense. There's no point in arguing with him.Almost any actual human being will tell you that Deus Ex Mankind Divided is a flop and it's a good game that deserved better.
>>545886957yeah like wtf, and homer and dante weren't even anime girls either. 0/10 not realistic
>>545887442it's some weird Clerks-Simpsons crossover
>>545887413>except everyone who grew up in the 90s and actually liked what Deus Ex was about
>>545887524You can go back to /v/ with your retarded bait now.
Im not trying to make pedophiles likeable ff
>>545887524They literally took every schizo conspiracy story from the 80s and 90s off the internet and turned it into a game. It was great.
>>545887524>except everyone who grew up in the 90s and actually liked what Deus Ex was aboutwhen I played it in the 90s I just liked cyborgs.
>>545887413>and it's a good game that deserved better.Pacing was terrible and didn't made any sense right after second half hitDubai at the start was worst moment in franchise history
>>545885729A bitch move is making a new thread after one was already made because your thread enemy made it then spamming illegal trash so the other thread gets purged.
>>545887674You’re only allowed to do that once before the big noses in accounting get ahold of your game franchise.
>>545887771>and didn't madeGood morning saar
>>545887893Suck my big brown cock, dude
how to fix?
I’m sure the new Deus Ex games are competently made, but are lacking what made Deus Ex great, because the first one was made independently without any large outside corporate influence, then published.
>>545888060Says right there to use another engine :p
>>545888069human rev was good minus the ending, the sequel was cut in half because of [thing i forgot] but had potential
>>545888069It was a small core team with a vision that they only compromised on due to technical and budget limitations.
Imsims were never great. You just used to be more retarded.
>>545888069Mankind divided was like 60% finished when it launched.
>>545888278Whats imsims
>>545888245We don't get these anymore because of capitalism, back then you could make a cool game and expect some money since competition was low, but now you need to min-max your friendslop/vampsurv/meme game or you have no chance.
>>545888278they had lots of.. verbs
>>545886910what is it with portuguese and yuri?
>>545886742These do look pretty good, I wonder if they did any marketing or got buried by a bigger release
>>545888374he meant the sims
>>545886919what the fuck is this?
i give up, i cant make anything
>>545888392Feels good to criticize capitalism. Its like just being right all the time. Why the game slop? Capitalism why cant i get sex? Capitalism why cant i get a job? Capitalism. Its so simple.
The only reason I’m not releasing my demo right now, is that I want to get a perfect run so I have the first slot on the highscore list for all time until someone finds an exploit or writes a clicking script.
>>545846696what the fuck is your problem?
>>545888069>because the first one was made independentlyDear god, this fucking general is literally filled with morons who don't know fucking shit yet speak authoritatively on things. Ion Storm had a real, full publisher Eidos Interactive financing them and publishing their game. They were not fucking independent by ANY stretch of the word.
why do furries keep making bubsy 3d?
>>545888884It's not even like this is some obscure information that only the most autistic Deus Ex afficionados would know. The name of their publisher is literally right on the cover art of the original boxed release.
>>545888392actual loser mindset. you're never gonna make itpic related is your future
>>545888689That's true, though. Maximizing profit is literally the core of capitalism, you don't get to deny its adverse effects while praising its good ones.
>>545888882>>545846696
Might technically be able to score more than this, I’m not going to look at the code and do the math, but 16 YEETS in a row seem to be the max you can fit in 30 seconds.
>>545888392gloomwood is good
>>545888882Eric schizo is a petty homosexual, when the creature is obsessed with something he cannot stop spamming it, really disgusting.
>>545889284I 100% agree, it is a fantastic game that I still enjoy playing, but an exception does not change the rule.
>>545889272I’m actually surprised it added 16,000 exactly, because of all the multiplation. You only get 100 points for each crab, and I think 20 for clicking the button.
>>545889284Is the ONLY good one*Every other indie immersive sim I know of is fucking godawful, with absolutely horrid level design (it's the most important part of imsims).Yes, that includes your little darling Peripeteia, it sucks too.
>>545889361>>545846696
Is this right chat?
>>545889754Fygoon won or something.
>AS AN ARTIST YOU MUST PLAY MY GAME ACCORDING TO MY INTENDED VISION>PLACE YOUR DEVICES ON MAXIMUM VOLUME EVEN WHEN PLAYING IT IN PUBLIC!
>>545890035If you don’t want the world to know you’re playing my game, you aren’t allowed to play my game. Simple as.
you will make it when you choose to
>>545889410>>545889513It proves that good games succeed, almost all of the bad ones failing reinforces this, peripeteia is autistic troonslop in an undersaturated market, its not a huge suprise it made money
>>545887272>its a bunch of portugese women and one bald faggot weebgiwtwm
If any streamers stream my game my game without the intended full volume distortion and infrasonic sinewaves, I will sue them!
>>545854378aren't patents expensive?
>>545890298>peripeteia >failingBro it received 1600 reviews in Early access. If it ever releases fully it will unfortunately dwarf Gloomwood just by the scope of its reach.
>>545889971>>545846696
>>545849370No, she only plays SIMS 2 since she can make her sim look like what she feels like (she is trans)
>>545890035My game must be played on IMAX, there's no other way to experience it. it would be like watching return of the king muted on a smartwatch.
>>545886208Why is Homer a brown girl
>>545890653Greeks were brown and stuff
I made a deus ex clone and nobody boughted it. Literally no one. So no it's not an "undersaturated market".
>>545886043based?
>>545890451did you respond to the right post?
what's your genre?
>>545890748Ok but was it good?
>>545891006realistic warfare, i want a full organ/artery system and bullet wounds
>>545891006male
>>545891006aeon of strife style fortress assault game going on two sides
>>545890529is your gf portuguese
maybe the reason you aren't motivated is because you aren't making games that truly matter: games with sex and nudity
>>545889827Pay money to look like a retard cause you refuse to just memorize 1000 words minimum and a few grammar rules (non of the are consistent though lol haha aren't I so quirky le chungus language)If this fucking headset could force people to memorize information it would be immediately outlawed for being antisemitic.
>>545889827>average person put 106 dollars towards this fucking scamWhy don't they have the basic level of risk aversion? This "company" claims to be the first non-invasion neural headset and that they'll only need 18K to make it, that isn't real.
>>545891006going beast mode
Having a small snack before I start working on my steam page, any good resources btw?
is josh based or a faggot
>>545891367I mean if i could be sure its not a scam id get it
>>545891241people pay money so they don't have to do something for 5 minutes. convenience is a valuable commodity.
>>545891397beat'em up?
>>545891006heavy metal first person shoegaze deckbuilder
>>545891431and yet the English aren't the fattest country in the world. amazing!
>>545891591I would play this
>>545891540>>545891241I would easily pay 1k for a basic mental calculator that does only additions and subtractions, 5k if it has division and multiplication
>>545891006progressive rock
>>545891067Yes it was
>>545891431ah yes let me just casually eat 5 fucking tomatoes for breakfastbtw publishing is pay to win if your capsule is shit no one will click the pageclicks matterwishlists and add to cart are the most important clicks
>>545890604Fuck yeah, let me know when you need a digital projection tech for testing and troubleshooting.
>>545890451When the game gets 2000 reviews and the internet is filled with trannies seething at the devs for being right-wingers, there will still be an increasingly desperate retard trying to convince people it's troonslop.
>>545891691Its impossible to compete with amerifats
That’s a genius idea. Rent a small theater, and release your games in a theater as limited time run.
>>545889827this device kills you if you don't do your Anki reps. I think I would let it
>>545849542Sounds like you're just really bad at asking questions and learning.
>>545891938tomatoes are 95% water
>>545892152It’s less than $1000 to rent a screen for 3-4 hours. Have a playtest party, Divide up the screen into 4, have wireless controllers you can pass around for people to play.
>>545892039Fuck off shodanon I'm not buying your shitty game.
>>545892317Bro I can buy a screen for less than that, what the fuck
>>545892428Sorry, business lingo. By renting a screen, I meant the actual theater room with seats and a projector.
>>545888882faggots love drama, eric schizo is a LGTB
>>545889024Because a lot of furries are irony poisoned, so they attach themselves to games with a "so bad it's good" reputation.
>>545892428Sometimes I forget you guys have never worked anywhere but Burger King.
>>545891716you are one stupid ass knitteryou can do those things visually in your head. The way arithmetic is taught is so fucking retarded, even computers/machines don't do it that way. And I'm not even talking about the different bases of binary and decimal, even though binary is highly superior. It's pretty easy to understand what half and twice something is rather than 1/10 or 10 times. base 10 is only good for decimals. That's it. Inferior in every other way.Also you're double retarded because there is a calculator on your fucking phone, dumbass.>>545891540what's the fucking convenience?that shit is retarded. If you can't learn a language you're not trying to buy connivence, you're trying to buy access because you're fucking mentally disabled.
>>545856004>tourist>doesn't give feedback to other games>First comment I got was disappointingdon't worry, I wont play your game
>>545892659>you're trying to buy access because you're fucking mentally disabled.what percentage of people are mentally disabled in your opinion? just to see whether you live in the same reality as the rest of us.
>>545892585>>545846696
>>545892268so is diarrhea
>>545892428theatres have really big screens so theyre more expensive to buy
>>545846696why is transwiz like this?
simulating more stuff is not the point of a video game. the point was always to abstract and focus on simulating what matters. what's the point of simulating 1 million foliage objects at realtime, when i don't even interact with them?it's a completely stupid goal to simulate everything. and ultimately the player also wont care.simulate what matters.
>>545892109We're not even the fattest which is scary.
>>545890918Yes, I did. I think you should see a neuropsychiatrist if you cannot follow a basic conversation.
>>545891691They eat actual food instead of sugar in a sack
>>545892345>caught oneEasiest bait in the world. Now that you're convinced I'm Shodanon, care to give me one of your funny little rants about him?
>>545893105I doubt qatar and egypt take the slaves into the calculations though
>>545891431I look like this
I think I have designed a literally similar game in complexity than chess, but for a battle royale where you rape 256 anime girls.And yes, my point was to make a complex mathematical porn game.
This is what gamedev does to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U857N4R7-P4
>>545893121Sugar isn't the problem, btw. It's all the hyper processed food which is like 60% if not more of our food. People should learn how to cook. A healthy developer is a happy developer. Fat fucks need to be outcasted and bullied.
>>545892790LGTB meltie
>>545893635This is what skill issues do to you.
>>545893635
>>545893635queue_freewow that was hard
Took a little break to try out some games submitted so far. Dungeons of Mortreon is solid. Easy to pick up and play. Movement was smooth, and it was easy to pick up on combat without even reading anything about it.
>>545892768100% of people are mentally disabled in some way.There are retards in here who literally can't make a game cause they wont just learn shit and then practice what they learned. Game dev only gets more and more saturated. Oh but yes you're special, your 2d pixel art platformer about depression is a gem in a coal mine. And once a machine can hold your hand and spoon feed you all the way to publishing you will GMI.>>545893105I've been to chile and no one is obese there, yes everyone is fucking fat and ugly but I never saw a single obese person in Santiago. It's also a very safe country. No one is out a night and no one harassed me ever. Maybe it's just cause I am tall and scary looking, but in my city I catch fades all the time. In santiago I could jog at night for hours while listening to my music. I definitely want to go back an see Patagonia. Sad news is that no one was attractive over there. That one month I was there I might have been the most handsome man in all of chile. Maybe even all of sudaca monkey land. When I GMI I think I may go live in south america.
>>545893105>Tonga>The life expectancy (at birth) in 2020 is estimated to be 77 years for both sexes combined. For females at birth the life expectancy is 78.8 which is both higher than the overall rating and also male life expectancy which is 75.4.Pretty good for such an obese developing country.
The Duke is the only controller supported by Acrolyte. Everybody else has to use mouse and keyboard.
>>545849542>ask for good watching anime in Japanese tutorials/online courses for people who don't know Japanese yet>just get a bunch of links to Learn Nihongo Books and when someone points out that I'm asking for help specifically with anime Japanese, some smartass replies "yeah you're right, instead of learning Japanese properly just ruin your understanding of the language so you don't actually know Japanese!!!">why do retards think that asking for help learning Japanese to watch anime means I have even the SLIGHTEST bit of interest in Japanese for ANYTHING else? why do I need to learn how to use fucking stroke order to define a fucking symbol when the Japanese dub I'm going to use handles all that skullfuckingly-boring and unrewarding backend slop for me? I am never ever ever going to use Japanese or any non-English language for anything other than watching anime in VLC. I'd rather kill myself by drinking draino than do any non-anime-related Japanese reading. this isn't even getting into the "well I had to go to college to learn" replies. fucking hell bilinguals are pretentious shits. and then next they're going to tell me that I need to spend 5 years reading Yotsubaslop baby manga clones before trying to watch a real anime.
In the last thread you guys said that the Anon complaining about the Peridev shitting on him and making fun of him is just a troll, but what if it's true? What if peridev did shit on someone from here for no reason? Given some of his interactions with other people that doesn't seem too far-fetched.
>>545894370>didnt go with the Steel Battalion controller requirement>ngmi
>>545894336>100% of people are mentally disabled in some way.Ok, thanks for not wasting any more of my time.
>>545894503>What if peridev did shit on someone from here for no reason?Then he'd be even more based than previously known.
>>545893937>>545846696
>>545894336>I've been to chile and no one is obese there,A quick search literally says you're wrong. I'll take the statistics over your anecdotal evidence.
putting some tendies in the oven before I work on UI today :relaxed:
>>545894602How can he be based if he is woke?
Warning: Dirk is live. I repeat, Dirk is live. https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65/rate/2563940I probably have everything I wanted to add in this build. New stuff, new puzzles, new areas, new bugs. Two distinct areas - one with fighting and killing, the other with puzzle solving and feeling totally lost.Now the game looks good enough for me that lack of SFX is really visible. Please give it a spin and tell me at which point you laughed, got mad, got blue screen or was stuck.
>>545894996(You) = cringeHurting (You)r feelings = based
>>545895507But it's not me. Who are you talking about?
>>545895507Yeah bro, taking it up the ass and sucking trannies off sure is based.
>>545894336Well they are thieves just not lunatics
>>545895748>>545895773>t. butthurt
>>545895894Stop projecting. Taking dicks up your ass isn't based.
>>545895894Why are you so upset? Did nobody boughted your game?
Developers have God-given (Gabe-given) right to talk down on others who have a lower lifetime gross revenue. Sorry, but I don't make these rules. That's just how things are.
>>545896264>gross revenue
>>545894626KEKYPOW creature mad
There will be no faggotry of any kind in my game.
Realized I was missing a click I could have put in the beginning. New high score. Someone who is faster with a mouse should be able to beat me.
>>545894996What do any of these words even mean?You did not talk like this before, I just know it.
>>545896678>Someone who is faster with a mouse should be able to beat me.>clicker -d 1I win.
I'm a steamie.
>>545896775It’s timed and each action has a countdown, so there is a maximum score, yes anyone can max the score out with tool assistance. I thought about doing it myself.
>>545896775It would actually be kind of hard to program, because the oscillations don’t line up between the two counters, a lot of edge cases to consider.
>>545896694>You did not talk like this before, I just know it.Who do you think I am then?
>>545896445>>545896445
But if anyone wants to cheat at my game and show me the fixes to the obvious flaws in such a quickly coded product, by all means.
>how will I counter his argument?>I simply can't>I'll just quote him>HAH! I'm so clever.
>>how will I counter his argument?>>I simply can't>>I'll just quote him>>HAH! I'm so clever.
>>545897282>>how will I counter his argument?>>I simply can't>>I'll just quote him>>HAH! I'm so clever.>>545897343>>>how will I counter his argument?>>>I simply can't>>>I'll just quote him>>>HAH! I'm so clever.
I made a quick collage for DD 65. I think most characters are here but I most likely missed few.I'm not amazingly happy with the quality on this one. I tried to create it in a traditional christmas card style and used a real christmas card as the background. I did rush quite alot as I wanted to finish around the same time as dd64 finished too.Lot's of new and old games this DD65 which is great to see!(I know Christmas is far away but next DD is after Christmas)Merry Christmas /agdg
>>545897138retard xis..
Reminder that the peripeteia dev ISN'T based because he is a LIAR. He promised us he'd still post here after his game released, but he never did. Never cheer on a pathological liar.
awake and working again
>>545897864He does post here, though. Who cares anyways, he's a troon.
>>545894996A piece of delicious bait hangs before your eyes. It is obviously bait. The anon who hung it there is obviously making fun of you.On the other hand, you feel a strange compulsion. "It could be Shodanon," you tell yourself. "It could be Shodanon trying to trick me. There is no way someone else would bait me with Peripeteia on my /agdg/."Do you take the bait?(Y)(N)
>>545897792>>545896445
>>545896264I have made 12 thousand dollars on steam, that puts me in the top 5% of this general.
>>545898010>He does post here, thoughProof?
>>545897681I went edit and made a little edit for you.
>>545897093Either an actual zoomer/newfag/tourist or someone that hates them but still adheres to modern speak and thought patterns.
>>545898050How old are you? Shouldn't you be on roblox making cool 67 obbies?
>>545897934>>545890529
>>545898024>kicked after drawing a gay fanartbased
>>545897681That's very nice of you, Merry Christmas friend!
>545898284>samefagging
>>545898223I don't know what you're talking about.
>>545897681It's fucking november, you stupid knitter bitch
>IM WOKE LIKE DAVID ICHE!>IM WOKE LIKE DAVID ICHE!>Why is calling Jews reptilians woke?Based.
Bokudev has a trooney “gf”I thought the ppl that trooned were going to br cumdumpsters atleast not force someone into s relationship
>>545898225>>545896445>>545896445>>545896445
>>545898284>>kicked after drawing a gay fanartOsur would never do this btw
I’m sorry the media quickly stole the word “woke”, but it originally meant being awake and aware of the prison that our reptilian overlords have us living in here in the United States.
>>545898628dont remember making that post albeit
Why are you fucking bastard bitches like this?
>>545899054They're underage and think 67 is funny, that's why.
>>545878235sex with kuroneko
>>545897681we just had halloween yesterday nigga
>>545869882So do you want to make a free game together or are you just complaining?
>>545899284>5 hours laterYou still think that anon is here?
>>545899347Wait, you guys aren't lurking 24/7?
For better of for worse you live in a society where youre competing with a thousand people on any given thing.
>>545899529They could be asleep.
How do I promote a landscape turn-based narrative-heavy RPG on Tiktok?
>>545899606Nuh uh, my dad works at Valve
>>545895418DIRKIN!!!!
NEW THREAD NOW!!!!!
>>545899529What are you, a loser nolifer?
BASTARD BITCH POST NEW THREAD NOW!!!
>>545899606That's fine, what isn't fine is how a couple hundred of those people don't have to compete and now the rest of the pie (15% of it) is split up between the rest of the 900.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeEzmPs7i_U
>>545900295>>545900295>>545900295cuffbust outta here nigga
Nobody wants to listen to your music you retard chinese communist death van faggot. Get some friends.
>>545900265It’s just a coincidence that the Freemasons and Jews got all that property and political power you schizo. Take your meds.
>>545900417youre my friends tough
>>545897681:OOO Thanks for including the queen card from my game! And the "world" tarot!
I need some opinions.I wanted to develop a similar board game to taikyoku shogi, but design each piece to be easy to understand just looking at the piece.The rules of these pieces are the following.the letters go from A to F, which indicates the family of the piece, and the second piece goes also from A to F.It serves to name easily all the 256 pieces, using an easy to remember kinda hex code.The shape of the piece, indicate the direction it moves.Basically the square one, moves horizontally and vertically, the romboid shape, moves diagonally.The pieces move only a single step of distance.But, the color of the gray inner border, indicates something like the military rank, or age of the piece.Basically It means that the piece will be more powerfull the darker they are, and there's 5 ranks, in each family.So, the first rank only has a single block of distance range.A fifth rank has a 5 distance range motion of blocks.The circle indicates the angle where It can move beyond a single block of distance.So it being at the corners, means that the bonus rank motion is at the corner where the circle is.And on the square shape, it's on the direction of the circle.
>>545897681Absolutely awesome! Love the art.
>>545897681I kinda don't want to Merry Christmas in the first half of november, but that's really nice of you anon.Merry Xmas.
>>545875975Hey thanks for playing my game, Ocean in the Cold Sky. I was watching and trying to chat but maybe because I made my account just today the messages weren't showing up. It was probably best to see you play it without guidance, though, disheartening as it was.I'll just organize my thoughts here since I feel like it:I see I'm throwing too much stuff at the player at once, and the mechanics are so strange even something like sprinting requires more explanation, or you end up walking away from enemies at the same speed they're approaching and can't get away, and since you can't create distance it's harder to intuit that you need to pull back your sword before swinging it at your enemies to create enough momentum to cut through them. It would be better even to just break that stalemate by killing the player. The game needs to pivot harder to horror, since the experience of a normal person playing the first time is helplessness. I'll chill out with the enemy spawning and give more options for avoiding combat or killing at range with resources, and make losing more fun.It was also interesting to see how a few simple issues can make a game seem cheap. At one point the streamer added another player in slot 4 by accident and so removed them, but clicking the box changed keyboard-1 to control party member 4, so they loaded into the game and the camera was uncentered and they couldn't control the player 1 that spawned. It could be fixed by hitting pause and clicking slot 1, but he couldn't know that. The culling optimization also malfunctioned because of his large monitor resolution, causing a really shitty look which is actually just a really easy fix. I guess QA is actually pretty important, thanks streamer for doing it for me.I thought I was finally bringing it all together, but that's only from the point of view of an expert playing it as an action game. But know it's clear what I need to rework it into.
>>545899029>>545896445
>>545860962Why is it so good? Has music just been a low hanging fruit this entire time?
