>Season 2 in CNhttps://maxroll.gg/blue-protocol/news/season-2-update-cn-version>Main Website & Downloadhttps://playbpsr.com/>/bpsrg/ Resources, Links & Guideshttps://rentry.org/bpsrghttps://bptimer.com/https://github.com/winjwinj/bpsr-logs/releases/tag/app-v0.20.0>Guilds (DM the leader or officers when applying)CloverFriendmesugakiYotsubaZaibatsu>/vg/ World Channel4444>Full Line BypassApply to party > Move to Guild House > Leave Guild House>Official /vg/ Idle SpotLine 144, Fishing pier by the beach- USE THIS OVER GUILD HALLS ->emoteshttps://pastebin.com/Vevceetv>new idling spot pollhttps://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kXoP8go>Previous>>545810657
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orange > purple >blue > green armbandsstop using GS to measure player skillit’s their armbandorange - 10 or more gold trophiespurple 6-9blue <6>orange armband yotsubans sani - orange 1towa - orange 3kani - orange 2fugu- orange 1idunno - orange 1ascalon- orange 1heyu- orange 1sweaty - orange 1louky- orange 1nia- orange 2hamu - orange 1mint - orange 1allie- orange 1the amount of you niggers who spend 24/7 on this game but are still stuck at purple armbands is depressing lol. do u even play the game? gonna personally call u out actuallyameeris kenzou lientri pyon butts bossu tok lico maru rob kruber cocona ahoka sylnara neto mikan noir falsetto u fags don’t play the game or smth? only content u run is raids and dungeons and world bosses? lmao>nooo it’s achievement huntingit’s for playing the game retard
Hrmm nyes Yotsuba on the front page
Today for sure.
>>545848032Nobody cares about achievements
Ame pretending to hug Noir to make Ascalon angry until he pins him down in front of the entire guild and rapes his bussy for all to see~
meow.
Another one down just two more...
>>545848042how many days have you tried
>>545848032anything other than battle content is boring. simple as
>>545848032I could get orange armband any moment I wanted to if I actually cared enough. Maybe I'll do that soon just to screw with you.
>>545848165More than I'm proud to admit.
>>545848207achievements aren't content
>>545848032I'm too lazy to fish and kill rare mobs what you want me to do...besides those two things
>>545848164Holy shit nice, do you know how many runs that took you?
>>545848040ascalon is going to wake up and correct ame’s bussy so hard for this!!
>>545848040>Maid AscaI get it now
>new idling spot pollpicrel
>>545848032Getting to orange requires some achievement hunting, the actual meaningful gameplay golds alone are not nearly enoughUnless you think hitting pigs/nappos to grind 32 + rep, catching 50 5* fish, growing black flowers, or rolling the gacha are examples of skilled gameplay
Ah.. got the armor in 20 rolls, cool!Trading it for the cooler 5 ticket armor now
>>545848032Playing a different gacha while I idle on BP...
>>545848276Ascalon. On the guild sofa. With everyone watching.
>>545848276Excuse me miss Amelia Sparkanabi why are you trying to steal Noir from my good friend Ascalon?
>>545847887>powercouple taking pics while fightingITS NOT FAIR BWOS
>>545848098MOGSCHEEVOSMOUNTS
>>545848346We should all vote on a new spot and also a new line haha...you know anything but 144 would be cool maybe 145 or 143...
>>545848032>Sylveon has paragon 3how does this retard have 13 gold trophies?
>>545848164WE COULD A RUN THE GOBLIN TOGETHER ANOOOOON
>>545848446>>545848158
>>545848526Hot
>>545847887>Slashing him in the groinA bit rude, don't you think?
>>545848575I still need the mask and hands if you wanna run those...
>>545848032>it’s for playing the game retardof course, getting gold trophies for spending money is playing the game
>>545848571The first 11 are pretty easy, after that you have to pick a path of autism
>>545848649the fact that 90% of the call out list are whales with 2k+ fashion but are still hardstuck blue and purple defeats your argument1 gold trophy ooooh big deal retard. start playing the game. real niggas like hamu are fishing
>>545848426Anytime for you my taisetsuna fujoshi >>545848446Stealing nobody, I am just cuteposing while playing other stuff
>>545848772Good. Keep it that way. No one likes a homewrecker.I'd like to see him wreck your bussy though.
>>545848339i'm in this!
>>545848772this nigga playing currency wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKdOrFGojQE
>>545848772Ameame, give star rail code
m... ME f1 frostmage......
>>545848747>running a fishing bot is playing the game
>>545849094>everyone who plays the game is bottingnow cope with that purple armband of yours until you quit
HeyPost screenshots
when Sani posts I leak a little in my panties...
>>545849213Yea bro it sure is natural to see people fish for 8 hours straight overnight at the 144 pier!
>>545849217otay
>>545849320me f3 on the right
>>545849217
>>545848346whatever wins im ok with it, everything is closer to the points of interest and better looking than the pierWe have a beach with a bar right behind us and we're hanging out at the fucking pier ffs
>>545849350can I stick my penis in the aironahole while it's on top of your head?
>>545849320as a straight guy this is so fucking hot
>>545848032purple is prettier than orange
>>545849213Damn didn't know you were actually grinding 10 hour fishing sessions at night time bro. For real, mad skillz.
>>545849320>>545849364BUILT FOR MY F1 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>545849530Can I suck on your milkers until they turn purple?
>>545849320me on the left
>>545848517just take your erp to a different line man its not that hard
>>545849217Sure
>>545849325>>545849545cope and seethe orangelets
>>545849094i literally wrote a fishing guide, i hate the very idea of botting leisure gameplay
>>545849217hi
>>545849567no you cannot
>>545849610I have an orange band, I just haven't done the 50 5 star fish trophy yet because it sounds like torture without botting.
>>545848032But I've been orange anon...
>>545849653i am invisible in this photo
>>545848032how can you tell if they disable armband?
>>545849603ITS NOT ERP IM NOT ALLOWED ON 144 ANYMORE AIEEEE
>>545849708wifeffy
>>545849452that's disgusting but depending on your payment i could allow such a thing.
>>545849705Kruber fuarking mogs
>>545849763The icon on your profile changes to match your armband level
>>545849705FUARKING king of Yotsuba why can’t the other males look like you
>>545849705Rob wishes he could mog like this nigga
>>545849912Rent free
What do we do about F1s
>>545850004worship and cum for
>>545850004gun
>>545849812>>545849868Organic posts
>>545850004enslave and cum in
>>545849705>best most unique looking male>friendly and chats but not as yapfaggy as kenzou talking about retarded shit and saying “yotswarts” or as mute as quark>gameplayGOD with orange armbandno male in Yotsuba compares
>>545850053You're wearing clothes...now allow me to remove them for you
Why are you guys so mean to Rob?
>>545849573Relax Maru everyone knows.
>>545850004
>>545849729Then I have no choice but to take another
>>545849027me F3 kissknight
>>545849217shooting u
>>545850220what the helly
>>545850232i am now visible in this photo
>>545848339I missed the statues
Nobody told me the mahou shoujos would be this mean and hurtful. I don't even wanna take over the city anymore.
>>545850343can i rawdog yu
>>545850185he’s genuinely ugly and comes off as desperate in gchat, much like cbt era kenzou before he got some bitches on his dickthat nigga was desperate talking to noir about some “haha i tried that matcha thing we talked about” publicly in gchat, and talked about how he had no roommate 2 weeks in
>>545850257Shooting inside of you
>>545850343DOGGED DOGGED DOGGED DOGGED
I did every single daily and weekly like clockwork and I still only have 50/100 arcane will frags, 29 of those being because I got a gold will from the gacha and dismantled it. How the fuck am I supposed to get 100 of these in a reasonable amount of time?
>log in>no tempest ogre will>log outI slumber...A cucumber....
>>545849809Cute Airona plush hatKinda want
>>545850505gn babe
>>545850343do it for her
>>545850505Tomorrow for sure anon. . . For sure. . .
>>545850343Sis, your tentacles? Your aphrodisiac? Your saimin appli?
>>545850634pretty lady!
>>545850220but here's the smoocher
>>545850646T-That's lewd!
my f1 is schlicking to amescalon anonfic
They almost got me with this one.
>>545850412how is that desperate? are you autistic? and he didn't even mention roomates, i was there and he just asked about black flowersjust say you hate him because he gets attention or something
>>545850343I'll take over your boy pussy, faggot.
anyone else watching the worlds finals? who are you rooting for
my f1? leonat and trophy farming
>>545850949i want t1 to lose
Shitposting aside, do you think Kenzou’s character is a top tier m2?
>>545850854Bringing up random shit like that in the middle of an already ongoing conversation is a desperate attempt to make a connection instead of just letting a conversation naturally flow.
>>545850343And I'd do it again.
>>545848938Kyaaa so cool and cute...
>>545851026i don't think his look is bad but its not my favorite
>>545850220make it a sound post, plenty of japanese lesbian kissing asmr around
should i join clover or mesugaki?
>>545851026It's fine nothing it doesn't stand out but it isn't shit or anything
Is anyone going to notice...?
>>545851010Let me guess, you hate yotsuba too?
>>545851026i like it, 8/10
>>545849653I see you're all playing soggy biscuit.
>>545851193if you want gameplay, join cloverif you want gameplay, join mesugaki
>fishing is playing the gameshit my pants reading this
>>545849217Erm um, have the last picture I took I guess
>>545851071D-don't think just because I forgot to write a witty reply you won. You better be ready for the next epic showdown!
>>545851161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeSN4EdWstUsoooo true
anyone else never post pictures on the thread? i dont give peepshows for free
>>545851028>noir talks about drinks all the time in gchat>brings up a drink and rob talks about another drink she probably mentioned before in gchatremembering details and bringing them up on a relevant conversation isn't desperate, you're trying really hard to make him look bad when he's just trying to interact with the guild, i hope you can find some friends who like you one day so you stop feeling jealous of male characters
>>545851420yeah i stopped bothering a while ago, i just show my pictures to my friends
>>545851420nah, i dont feel the need to post shit here
>>545851026no. it’s good which stands out because most m2s are garbage. not top tier thougheverbeit
>>545851523Who's top tier?
>>545851420i changed to just posting to my photo wallthough someone did take a screenshot from there once and post it here that was weird
>>545850184Well of course, i have no idea what you're talking about
symiau
>>545850825should be like 10 rorb
I'm a femlala in disguise...
>>545851671symiau...mrrroww..grrr..symiau miau!! purrr..
>>545849217I haven't been taking many pictures lately
>>545851763Chilllllayyyy my man my broooooo chilllayyy. sup.
syamu
>>545851763Our kings been doing content, hell yeah
>>545851420Posting a group photo is fun, posting a solo photo just feels weird.
>>545851792dying in Tina 5
syame
Best malesWorst malesGO!For me its chilly for best/spoiler]
>>545850343Being meguca is suffering...
>Solo photoI'm such a wierdo freak...
why should I play this game
>>545851862>bestall the m2s and m3s>worstall the m1s
>>545851259Hi, I'm biscuit
>>545851904rob needs more friends
>>545851862I don't have a best but chilly is just some guy that it wraps around to him being funny for just being average
>>545851862BestChillyWorstKenzou and Rob
>>545851862>bestthe one i like>worstthe ones i dont like
it's finally setting in that i don't fucking belong here
Why is that anon obsessed with rob, who did rob cuck?
when is chilly going to get some drip
>>545851379You are without a doubt the weakest witch I've ever heard of.
>>545852069Yaeah go away rob.
>>545851890DO NOT THROW SOULS
>>545852117nah his current fit is iconic, he's stuck with it now
my f1 goes symiau
>>545850678No, you are the pretty one!
>>545851973i think i like chilly cause he's not trying to be some anime main character like some other m2s
to whoever recommended a regressor's tale of cultivation, thanks, this stuff rules
>>545852117He's called Chilly cause he's already got the ice
>>545852351try eternally regressign knight
symaru
>>545852351try return of the mad demon as well for schizo kino
oybama
>fall in love with an f1>she only watches northernlion and keeps making referenceswhy do they all have autism
syken
>>545848162you missed both guild photos
>>545852646Sorry unc you just ain't got the rizz
>>545852752i know i'm sad about it but trying not to think much on it i was asleeping. well i know i slept through the first if there was another within the last few hours i was out at da cluuuurrrb
>>545848162Good morning
>>545852646Holy BASED
>>545851862>besti wanted to say myself but i concede to Chilly>worstmost of the M1s
>>545849217had a cute party todayportal didn't spawn once we killed the boss so everyone victory jumped
>>545852646unc niggas love northernlion
>>545851862BestChilly the bestWorstMost of Yotsuba's M2's
>>545852646this is Max
>>545852847she doesn't speak like that. why do you make thread wife sound like a hoe?
>>545851076<3
What's northernlion?
>>545852646same but she rarely idles and is always farming trophies
why does the thread feel so boring lately
>>545851862aesthetically? >bestmaku, quark, idunno, kruber, cappu>worstm1s and ugly m3s like grung, snuppet, ugly m2s like isa>overrated but decent rob, kenzou, chilly, creep
>>545853209opinion discarded
Can someone please notice already?
>>545853209snuppet is cool as fuck, he might be the best M3 in Yotsuba, get some better taste.
>>545852421>>545852458will check them out, thank you brothers
>>545852932I see mountains...
Confess
>>545853209>episode 50 of ryude quark idunno kruber astroturfingive had enough tbdesu
>>545853209>cappupost discarded
Fuark
>>545853483i want to erp but i dont want people to get attached to me so i dont
>>545853484Ryude is not even mentioned there retard
ascalon won bigly
>>545853484It’s funny nobody gave a fuck about these keylet males for 2.5 weeks.Then all of a sudden they’re the only males I see posted here besides the npc from Clover and Rob.
>>545853483I don't actually want to ERP I just want to make friends but ERP seems to be the only way I can do it.
Has anyone found a meaningful relationship (however you define it) in BPSR yet?
>>545853152NA's Lion, idk
>>545853625>the npc from cloverYou mean the protagonist of bpsrg? Chilly-sama?
>>545853578hi ryude still embarrassed we caught you astroturfing yesterday?
>>545852351Glad you liked it anon
>>545853483I want to ERP but everyone here has experience and I'm a top so I have no fucking idea how it works
>>545853483I've been strongly considering something stupid and permanent lately.
>>545853907hrt? go on lientri, do it. i know sani groomed ur ass lmao
>>545853907What is it, anon..?
>>545853483I'm evil and keep cucking people
>>545853945Not him.>>545853959Either I'd be dead or locked behind bars at minimum if I fail.
>>545853483I want to ERP but I don't want to deal with the filter and chat limit but also don't want to add anyone elsewhere.
>>545853483im ignoring like 10 people in my dms because i know they want to erp and i dont want that, i want frens
>>545854035Imagine how good it would feel though~
>>545854086ain’t nobody asked louky
>>545854139LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>545853483I'm so pissedoff at my owner for being a little pissy bitch about the show I took him too and I'm even moreso pissed off about spending a lot already on the gacha when all I want is the drill tails but that's the fucking shitslop gacha existance. Im so drunk. Im so drunk. The new precure episode was so good.
>>545853945>HRT past 20KEKAROO
i still see moonstrikes who dont use scythe wheel
>>545854189Give us some moaning vocaroos to piss your owner off
>>545854139As good as it'd feel, there aren't any acceptable targets and my life ultimately wouldn't be worth that.
>>545853483i like saying lewd stuff and flirting but i dont actually erp even tho people think im a massive whorealso im scared that this game will die or ppl i know will quit and i wont have any way to contact them anymore and ill lose my friends :(
*coughs blood* we did it...
>>545854267https://voca.ro/14ow2dGjazyW ok.
>>545854385Yeah I'm getting off to this alright
>>545854385I love drunk poyo's moans... I just love hearing her voice
>>545854385you wimp. deepthroat your longest toy as fast as you can and choke on it for us
>>545854385can't wait for the day records herself getting off
>>545853483I'm having thoughts that everyone hates me now and would vastly prefer if I left, and I'm thinking I should oblige.
>>545854591I don't hate anyone here
>>545853483I dont think I belong here anymore.
>>545854334hi eris
>>545853483my f1+ facefucked someone and now i think i can comfortably get around the filter to do it more.the lack of characters is still annoying but it's kinda fun trying to work within the constraint and writing more effectively.
>>545853483Anons were complaining about how everyone just afk on the fishing pier, but the truth is, i was just pretending to afk. I always look at my screen and see everything that happens in it
>>545854672wrong
>>545853483>>545854669same.
>>545854713i dont believe you
>>545854591Same... I won't do anything because I know I might regret it but I'll probably go non verbal for a while.
>>545854385cuck that owner nigga and embrace your inner sluttiness. post noods
>>545854334No matter how much this general claims they hate discord, most of them have a discord anyways. If you're "friend" enough, you could, or they would ask for yours.
>>545854440ew>>545854492yay>>545854495i don't own any toys like that on the regard that i cannot feel things like that i simply do these things for fun.>>545854583can't get off sorry the most you'll get is an act of if i ccould do such a thing.>>545854780?!?????????!?? i embraced my sluttiness a couple hours ago having the vocalist of a show i went to put her tiddies between my leg i can be a slut without posting my own selfmade explicit photos here..!
>>545854858sometimes i ask, im just afraid that im not close enough and would come off as needy or overbearing or something.
>>545854765why must you let shitposters affect you, noir? the vast majority of the guild likes you, like outside of 1-2 schizos and the rest aren’t even in the guild
>>545854858I hate it because i need to make one just to keep in touch with everyone that quit from the game
>>545853483I know it's already over but I still wanna be next to her. I honestly never felt like this before and it's scary how much her presence alone can have such impact on my mood.
>>545854875boring.
not sure whether to redeem the fishe or do something with the tickets..
>>545853483I'm pretty sure that some anons think I'm making certain posts and then judging me for them when I usually lurk instead of posting...
>>545855037Fish is probably the best pet since you can fly over cliffs in the open world. Like when you teleport to the muku teleporter and can just fly over to the mountain top on the other side. I never had a use for any other mount.
>>545855142robot does the same thing btw
>>545855142i was thinking the same but the broom does that too and the dog is pretty cool...
>>545854986??????????????????????????
>>545854764Well, you're wrong. If you knew anything about me it is probably an easy guess.
>>545853483gave the top dps of the raid i did cock worship afterwards as a reward for him doing the most damage.
>>545854875Why can't you get off or feel things down there?
Educate me, /bpsrg/!
>>545854591if you're in yots the only person i hate is the fucking nuclear schizo, everyone else has been cool so far so if we interacted before ill miss you
>>545855653there are at least three schizos
>>545855653>>545854591yeah, thisso far i like everyone in yots, ill miss the people who leave and i hope its not cuz of schizos :(
>>545855553bc im broken. i literally feel nothing unless its another person abusing me anyway goodnight now.
>>545855689is it me
>>545855709Cliqueggots will say this then shitpost you in the thread
>>545855720Why are you broken and how old were you when it happened?
Certain officer is leaving yotsuba soon thanks to all the shitposts
i think im finally going to message him ... im feeling good today and i want to make sure hes doing okay ...
>>545853483i have a friend bodycount of 10 since i started playing this, and 3 others that i managed to befriend without getting on my knees
>>545855689how many there are is irrelevant to me, i hate their assesgchat was super comfy today and it was really fun, i still dont think the well is poisoned all you have to do is not give a shit about the thread which is really easy for me since ive been here for so long, but that's not the case for many others
>>545855720Ignore the other anons and just tell us about the fun stuff you did todayHow come the owner didnt enjoy it?
>>545853483I have to confess that you've been bamboozled againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anygaiNwhHQ
>>545855893I think he went to bed, anon...
>>545855893Good luck anon. I wish I'd get messaged.
>>545855885not the first time it happened, not the last time it will happen
>>545853483I had my 15 minutes of fame and now I'm irrelevant again and it's depressing...
>>545853483reconnecting with old friends has been the best thing about this game.
>>545856090oh ... i guess i missed my chance today ... nevermind
>>545853483im lonely so lonely
>>545853483i had fun playing the game tonight with my friends and they were all very helpful and patient
you can tell when someone just finished a photo because exiting photo mode also exits their emote
>>545853483I want an F2 girlfriend.
>>545851862Any nigga wearing armor with a good color scheme
>>545856526I hope it's me!!!
Thoughts on my character?
I know I'm not in your clique, but can you play with me and other guildies please :(
>>545856475I rarely use selfie-mode anymore because it draws so much attention and i don't know what to do when i happens
>>545856475No, my ISP is just being a lil shit, so whenever I freeze and regain connection my F1 stops emoting...
>>545853483I feel like I was a complete and utter dumbass expecting things to go well.
>>545853483I'm desperately in love with someone that I shouldn't be in love with
yeah its over for blue protocol
>>545856209I miss Rat
>>545856052Me on the right
>>545856806I'm in yots, and I don't know anyone and yet I'm in several parties a day with them. Skill issue. Even ended up in a yots party by accident from 4444 recruiting.
>>545856963kek. soul in my chinese games?
F3 Frost Mage
>>545856963That's so fucking good.
>>545856963I'm afraid I've WON
>>545857138Pure sexos
evens log in and do more shadow hunter farmingodds and do it later
>>545857131>>545857237>>545857260lads I might unironically try it out now after seeing this in the /v/ thread
>tina m5>tank keeps dying to 2nd pull on left
>>545857138I wish these beauties liked spoiling F1s...
>>545857306I might give it a try but I know I won't stick with it for long. It has that characteristic Chinese 3D "realism" that goes deep in the uncanny valley
>>545857348Surely one of them does
can any block chads post their luck/mastery?
>>545857306Go for it, anon. It looks like such a fun game. I like cultivation memes, and this is pretty much the game for it. As far as I know, it has a bunch of sects and stuff too.
>>545857372to me that gives it more SOVL
9 days of NNN. Is this supposed to be hard?
>>545856747Always you anon
>>545853483I am filled with negativity and social anxiety, and I really wish I could relax when talking with people. I don't really know how to be myself around others.
>>545853483i want to take pictures with people but i'm not popular enough
>>545853483I found out that an anon I've been talking to is a woman and now I find it hard to treat her like one of the bros even though I don't care to chase her romantically
>>545857138All these pretty oneesans~
>>545853483I don't want to be a deadweight when running content.
What is it with anons and fucking pee???? Does everyone here like piss
>>545858003Why would it change anything? you can still remain platonic friends
>>545857753it can vary by person and sometimes its very much just your brain chemistry, but you can try just baby steps and small interactions till you work up to comfortability. Or if you're able to, just full on force yourself to ignore those feelings till they go away some.In my current relationship I do the latter when my thoughts start to get bad and I can get back into appreciating what I have and trusting that things are alright. If you want to change things, you can do it if you keep trying anon. I believe in you
The pretty colors are nice
i wanna have a meltyso many things i could've done differently,so many missed opportunitiesat least I have black flowers in my garden nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>545857372>uncanny valleyexplain further
>>545857138Thanks for the fun photo moment.
>>545858880what do you want to melt about?
>thread dies suddenlyhuh
>>545853483I have zero personality and adopt a new one every time I integrate myself into a group/guild via silently lurking until I'm familiar enough to fit in.
>>545858929Sorry, I'm here.
>>545858929sorry we all lost NNN at basically the same time
>>545858323Thanks anon, I appreciate it.
>>545858880>at least I have black flowers in my garden nowI'm on the black hydrangea grind now, I've already got one black hydrangea so hopefully it'll only take about a week to get the entire garden pitch black
>>545858936won't you get labeled as a wallflower and then people think you'll be weird for speaking 2 months in?
>>545858929>Thread dies during nighttimeWho'd've thunk it
>>545858997what does nnn mean?
>>545858929too busy thinking about swapping cream between my f1 and another f1...
>>545859009No problem anon and even if you should stumble or some people give you trouble, I hope you find it in yourself to get up and keep going.Good luck friend
>>545859069nnnnnmnnnmhgnnn!!!
>>545859187Stop posting this.
>>545859032>MonthsI've been doing this for ages. I pick up fast.
>>545859187I dont like talking to perverts so please never reply to me ever again you disgusting filthy vulgar pervert
>>545859027aren't purples better money makers?>>545858921just how this week's been for me so fari'm taking a step forward and two steps back leaving nothing but ash in my wakemaybe I'm trying too hard
>>545853483they dont know i love danchou
>>545853483i have been playing this game since day 1, but i have only ever talked to 2 anons so far, and it just a simple "yes/no" and "thank you"
>>545858912what is the story of this picture?
>>545853298Give me a hint
>>545859492Kek same
I have played this game since day 1 and I usually wake up with messages from 5+ anons every day
>>545859630die die die
>>545858880Melt with me. Melt woth me. Meith with me. Melt. With, Me.
>>545859520It's a congregation of f3 frost mages and a couple of onlookers. Beyond that, I don't know.
>>545859393It's not about the money, Batman.I just want to be able to say I've had a full garden of black flowers of each type, I guess technically I've kept a black tulip in the center but still.
>>545859680Melttokete shimaisouuuuuuu
>>545858929I did it.
>>545859630Me too. It feels good waking up to so many good mornings, especially from my special someone :3
How I will treat f1s when s2 rolls around and i can change my characters size class
>>545860065die 1000 deaths
I unironically have too many friends that I can't hang out with all of them in the same day anymore
>>545859823speaking of black tulips,the airplane that carried the USSR casualties out of Afghanistan was called the black tulipkinda romantic in a morbid kinda wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNA81yZQyM
>>545858887Is this the new mobile slop sword of justice?
>>545858880cute piccute blush. it's like she's looking up at me.
>>545860345hnnggg you're fucking hott anonnn my panties are weett
>>545859680you are both dreadful and cheerful at the same timei think i like you and hate you at the same time
Do you illiterate perma-virgins realize roleplaying doesn't exist in MMOs? You writing *sucks dick* in some tiny chat window in a video game doesn't make you a roleplayer, it makes you a desperate retard with no sex life.
>>545860758*cums on u*
yes I "suck dick" that's the whole point
Yeah doesn't do anything for me.
there has never been a good f1 post
>>545860867Can you suck mine?
>>545860758>roleplaying doesn't exist in MMOsyou are literally retardedi get that you're shitting on low quality ERP, but I've been doing paragraph RP in MMOs for at least 10 years
>>545860867how do you do it?
>>545860930Maybe...>>545861017With extreme passion!
>>545860973You are no different than kids who pretend to be Ninja Turtles. That's not roleplaying, you illiterate tardo. MMORPGs don't even have any roleplaying mechanics like D&D.
>>545854086Just be upfront. That's literally all you need to do, say you're not interested in doing stuff like that.The sex pests who are only wanting to get off will leave you alone, while those who might want to talk will stick around.
>You aren't REALLY roleplaying unless you act out the character in real life!
>>545861098I wanted to be Donatello when I was a kid.Even made a purple eyeband(?) and tried to make a stick weapon.
>>545853483i let others affect me way too much
>>545860973If you were literate and actually into competent creative writing, you'd be writing short novels, and not be playing pretend with tiny chat messages in video games with other Tumblr teenagers with spirit animal identities. Fuck you again.
I rolled a crit on getting an f2 or f3 wifewhere is she?
>>545861260cute hair
>>545860867settle down kyoppi
>>545861428u ok?
>>545861260Donatello was my guy too. And Shredder.
>>545861058Just maybe...?
>>545860563please be normal
>>545861574If you can find me...
>>545861386Sign of low IQ.
>>545861639Where do I find you?
>>545861639people type this when they not even logged in
>>545861660Not necessarily, he's just a pussy.
>>545861725Nah, hes intellectually lazy (retarded) and emotional (also retarded) so he gets influenced easily.
I fantasize about my threadcrush proneboning my F2.
>>545861660>>545861725>>545861815no need to fight guys. i an be both at the same time
>>545861098low quality bait>>545861428you're moving the goal post so much it's hard to understand what you're mad about. yes, I do creative writing with other people. no, I don't pretend like I'm literally my own character. no, my head is no so far up my ass I think I can put a 100 page manuscript out there and people will want to spend time and energy reading it.
>>545861976whats your threadcrush? f1?
so where did chimoo go
>>545862024Lol.
>>545862061quit
>>545862006You don't do creative writing nor do you roleplay. Comparing your video game chat window retardism to roleplaying is an insult to anyone who has ever played D&D. You just said you've been roleplaying for ten years, yet you still can't write. If you had been writing for ten years, you could write. So you are contradicting yourself and proving me right.
>>545862061still around just wanted to join a drama free guild
>>545862065f2?
>>545849217https://youtu.be/PDM2qukzKwg?si=gQ75oO7B-ooopGp1>>545853483At this point I'm just milking bandits for the sake of it, and no longer for the necessity of butter.
>>545862205>you need to be face to face with 5 other people and put up with shitty P&P systems for your RP to countgot it
>>545862061
bandit stress relief f1
day 6 of trying to get a fucking ring from towering ruin get me the fuck out
>>545858912I almost missed this but I should be thanking you! You were a great subject!
Why is this shit hiding in such a random location!
>>545862640I thought KennyZ could tank it..
>>545862524I'm not into trannies so it's not a futa.
>>545862219there hasn't been drama in yotsuba for weeks now
LFG for stimen 1-40 run today
>>545862775m3 armorbro
>>545862787except the drama last week
>>545862640Yeah Clover wonned bigly
>>545862775is it the shirtless m2?
>>545862632If you had been writing for ten years, you'd know to write "five other people," not "5 other people," not to mention the other mistakes. Again proving me right. Your 'RP' doesn't count because it's so basic, immature and void of mechanics. Literally no difference between you and some teen playing pretend.
>>545862809>>545862942I'm not giving any more hints except that one of you is half correct.
>>545862640clover keeps winning...
>>545862990It's all playing pretend you dumb faggot. No way you're being serious right now.
>>545863020I know who this is about.
>>545863152Go on.
>>545863107That's what I'm telling you, you are not doing anything but playing pretend, there's no depth beyond that. You are basically a child.
>>545849217Okayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
What's the fastest way to get 50 5 star fishe
>>545863238Why are you acting like LARPing is superior when it's all the same stupid make-believe shit?
>>545863238>DnD players pretending their make believe larping is more realistic than anyone elses
>>545862990nobody gets anal over using numerals over written numbers outside of raw literature, you fucking autist.
>>545863020>half correctM2... in armor?Do we even have any of those?
I gotta say, watching this argument about RP is way more entertaining than reading yotsuba guild drama
>>545863329asterleeds pierequip astercad researchswap to regnus bighead research if you start on the reeling minigamesince astercad is instant catchswap back to astercadrinse repeatrequires you to have maxed both astercad and regnusbuy some fish from vendor for research
>>545863358I didn't say anything about LARP. Although if you are going to make me compare it to teens fucking around in video game chat windows, then at least I can say LARPers are developing their acting skills while they're doing it.
>>545863329sleep and bot
wish people hornyposted me..
>>545863676As opposed to developing literary skills? What is the fucking point of this argument? It's the same shit in a different font. Also, playing D&D is LARPing, whether you like it or not.
>>545863545NTA, but which fish do you buy and from which vendor?
>>545863852No. No you don't.
>>545863545how are you guys switching quickly, sometimes the line breaks while i'm in the menu but i did this out in river fishing instead of city fishing.
The mere thought of fujos infiltrating our sacred brotherhood of malechads makes me shiver. If you spot a fujo, report it to the authorities immediately.
>>545863981Yes, yes I do..
>>545863871You don't develop writing skills in fucking MMORPGs filled with illiterate retards, you goddamn braindead mongol. And no, playing D&D is not LARPing. That statement only further proves how naive your understanding of roleplaying is.
>>545864008
>>545863238classic D&D is closer to playing pretend than RPing over the internet. you're literally playing a tabletop and pretending to be a character in it. most of the time the story isn't any good because it has to be a game first, and center around killing and looting shit.internet RP can range from shitty single line posts to writing short novella
>>545859630I hope you have a good day today and get your tempest ogre drop
>>545863852okay ****
>>545863994city fishing's easierif it's regnus the line doesn't break so easy, so you reel it in a bit and quickly swap it with B>>545863874I actually maxed the research by fishing only so I don't really know, but apprently there's a vendor that sells fish that you can use for researchshould be a big jumpstart if you haven't got much fishing done yet
im roleplaying being a nice person i actually hate all of you, does that count
M-my roleplay is better than your roleplay, loser!
>>545864008Last thread scared me, they are already here..
>>545864008I'm here.
>>545864008i wish fujos actually played female characters instead of cat calling me as men
i'm roleplaying as a quiet but happy anon when i'm actually miserable. it's working so far because nobody noticed!
>>545864369wrong..
i'm roleplaying a fucking STUPID f1 frost mage i'm actually highly intelligent in real life
M-My drink is just as good as your drink, loser!>proceeds to drink piss while the other drinks water
The guild hall is next...
I got claimed by a fujo
>>545853483Making a flight to Chile again soon and have flown to Chile twice so far since the method was discovered.
>>545853483I actively avoid interacting with my guild.
Utsu-Peak for the eepy earsGoodnighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyKFBoNqWAs
>>545862640saying "dont like it? leave." actually worked
>>545865694I'm gonna kiss you good night
>>545862640so clover is now essentially made up of yotsuba rejects?
>>545865694Wish you were my personal Miku
>>545865870Too late, anon...>>545865996oo ee oo until the your very own Miku comes along!
>>545866295
>>545866371Here anon. Go commit the crime of passion you were born for.
>>545866695Thanks anon, I'll make good use of it and make sure I leave one bullet for myself at the end.
Which poster would you shoot multiple times if you were locked in a room with them?
>>545867537me f3
shoot multiple loads maybe lmao
>>545855142You can do something similar with every gacha mount that has the increased speed. Just sprint on the mount, dismount mid sprint and you'll keep the momentum which lets you effortlessly penta jump across the Muku gap.
inside my F1..
pumping six shots inside louky
>>545867675two in each limb right
>>545867810Two in each orifice
>>545867842oh not bullets...
>>545867675this but it's not bullets or loads, it's her immunizations and she is going to be bolted to the table because she'll hiss at everyone and try to scratch the doctors who are giving them due to an aversion to needles.
>>545868408one time in grade school i fainted after getting my needle and whenever i get them now i have to look away and close my eyesso... accurate?
>>545868408dumb cat
>>545868668wow so cool wow you're so unique woah haha awesome wow wow wow haha
>>545868668louky you're so old
>>545868873yeah i was born in february 2028
it'd be so funny if magic happened and we got to see all the nicknames of posters hereI wonder how many would drop without logging ever again out of shame
>>545868964What, like assigning in game names to anonymous posts?I'd own all the stupid shit I post
>>545868941https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/louky/
>>545868964i shitposted about my friends multiple times kek
>>545869075its a pretty good read
>>545869146we know sani
>>545869146we know eris
>>545869075I wish louky would make me cheat on my girlfriend and wreck my home
>>545869296eris is asleep I tucked her to bed
>>545869457Kenzou...
>>545869517I tucked him in too
Why do I never see Zaibatsu or Mesugaki group photos?
>>545869754Mesugaki takes group photos all the time
>>545869754Cause we don't care about posting them in the thread, it's for us. t. Zaibatsu member
>>545869754I see Zaibatsu group photos all the time
>>545869075sexy
>>545869754I remember joking I will leak the dps meter to the general after a raid. Our raid leader (Node) said that who leaks anything to that zoo will be executed by a shooting squad.t. mesugaki member
>>545870337but you just leaked your chat with him...bye!
>>545869231say that to my face PUSSY
>>545871098oh fuck
>>545871193Looks like the Fire Nation is making a resurgence. Please finish off the Water Tribes this time.
i spent 20 quid at the pub instead of on chilean rose orbsis my account bricked?
>>545860425yes but don't play itit is fujo's visual novel with multiplayer genshin's open world and xiv combat (mobile-auto) as side contents
>>545871339Were you the one spending it with the homies? You're fine
>>545870337based
>>545871339Aye you're fucked lad
Why is the racist F1 clique losing the most players per day compared to any other clique here?
>>545872026Who are the racist f1's in question? i might join them if true
My love will never be reciprocated and yet it is the only reason I play
>>545872429Stop falling in love for every person you play with dumbass
>>545872429confess now
>>545872429Just confess, either you get a new gf (male) or you can quit sooner.
>request to hold handswhat do I do??
>>545872429Just approach her(him) bro. What's the worst that can happen? She(he) whips out a bigger cock and dominates you?
>>545871750>>545871904don't worryi'm going to win it all back on the fruity
everytime i've been friend collected in bpsrg it's been by a popular vg eceleb>they reach out to me>they want to be friends with me>they play together with me and add me on discord>they stop doing things with me after a few days and go back to their usual clique
>>545873237Based and funny OC
Your first mistake was to think you're worth being my friend
>>545864831Pop pop!
My m2 awakens...
>>545873787Stay away, sexpest
>>545873420The people who have made good friends or even met romantic partners usually either become complete wallflowers that play with each other only, or they leave entirely for greener pastures.If someone known is actively approaching you out of nowhere assuming you're a no name and/or a wallflower, it's often times a yellow flag. They likely have ulterior motives. For example, some long term names here are simply addicted to the process of meeting someone new and becoming infatuated and then moving on when it's too boring for their fried brains
>>545873787Come inside, sexpest
>>545874124>For example, some long term names here are simply addicted to the process of meeting someone new and becoming infatuated and then moving on when it's too boring for their fried brainsritoko and eris and kenzou did this to me
Thinking of perhaps changing up my f1's hairstyle a bit, thoughts?
>>545874657who
>>5458746572 does look better however many other anons use the exact same style.
>>545874657should put a shirt on too
>>545874692Some nobody.>>545874765Thank you for the insight, I will save my tickets then.>>545874820Never!
>>545874657should take the top off too
>>545874657Just because you have all the different accessory slots, doesn't mean you should have every single one filled out all of the time
>>545875027I would if I could.>>545875028Cat is cute, don't care. Bandage is temporary.
It's impressive how F1 players here are consist the worst with designing their characters
Times before dust and times beyond,are but mere reflections of the void.Soul stirring embodiment divine,devouring the heavens and the miserable hells
>>545875364You look like you crawled out of the TV
>>545849217hhh>>545850004Nothing. Any action is a reward
>>545875576yeah girl you got seven daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyysss..
>>545875671cuteffy
>>545875671Genuinely suck a shotgun Effy, I hope you have a terrible day
>>545875671I like your eyes
>>545875671I have a crush on this f1
>>545875778>>545875929Kill yourselves simp betas
>>545875979relax appal
>>545875671I miss your f3
>>545875854>>545875979ritoko stop shitposting your friend
>>545876029>>545876084Retard>>545876050I miss when you weren't alive
>>545875364What?
>>545875854I was hoping to have a good one today, but I'll have a worse Sunday just for you>>545875778>>545875869>>545875869Thank you. I have crafted an effigy of each of you & will bestow many blessings upon all>>545876050She was a 2, she's in a better place now
>having a good day>Effaggot posts to remind me that he isn't dead yet>day ruinedDrink bleach
uh oh melty
Can i bust my nut inside you Effy?
>>545875929I misfired... I'll make another sculpture of you & smother it in extra blessings (I have no divine rite)
>>545876243sorry. im horrificaslly intoxicated and also going through one ofthe most genuine worst breakdowns in thr past few years. like so fucking genuinely if i'm gone for more than a day i straightup got 5150'd. i'm so fucking full of genuine fucking MISERY. MISERY AND FUCIKING WOE DUDE I'M SICK OF IT.
>>545876684i like you but i think you genuinely needshelp
>>545876125Unnecessarily rude.
>>545876751boo hoo i miss my wife
>>545876684stealing this for an edit. Pls hang on until I am finished with it.
>>545876645this has made my weekend,, thank you!!
>>545876728probably yes imean i saw my therapist earlier today well yesterday now that is is nearly 9am here it was saturday morning that i did so but like at the same time genuinely bad things are happening but also it's in a way my fault like i entered this place and i got myself into these things and also it's not exactly talk for Blue Protocol General as it is awfully offtopic but. well. it's bad!>>545876918okay i'm excited genuineluy i'm so excited.
>>545876968tell your therapist to play bpsr too
>>545877046i do not think sh will however thoughbeit i've shown her my character to be so truthful she said she's cute :] i showed her my ffxiv charas too she's a bit invested in my oc lore
I will spend 7 hours today schizopost melting at either Falsetto, Ringabel, or Akumos depending on who I see first
>>545873237I will pay you if you let me creampie~
>>545877456Did you finally get bored of shitposting Ascalon and Noir?
グエー死んだンゴ
>>545877510Yes
>>545877618Good
>>545876621Coin came up positive. Good luck
>>545876684>>545876968Get back in the TV!Also, take care of yourself Anon.
>>545876684i would miss you if something happened to you so please take care of yourself
>male going through a rough time and/or attentionwhoringkys>female going through a rough time and/or attentionwhoring>ohmygawd laeun i love you girl yass slay can i simp for you baby gurl
>>545878641yeah that's how humanity has been for past at least 100 years if not more
Where do I unlock the bottle recipes for the homestead??
>>545878641name a single instance of a man who openly vented in the thread, it doesnt happenthey just bottle it up and disappear forever, presumably to kill themselves
>>545878641Welcome to life Effy simp retard, eat a curve
>>545878641>things that never happened
>>545878943Oh nevermind, it's alchemy lv16God fucking damn it, I dont want to waste exp on alchemy. But I want to make a shitpost with my friend
>>545878641i don't think you know what you're asking her. women get attention because men want to fuck them. do you want the same to apply to other men?
>>545879123i havent touched alchemy once and it is lvl 17 by doing the weeklies
>>545878147perfect...i love t his... my tv moment thnkyou i love this sriouslty
>>545875854>>545876428>>545878954what does someone have to do to have this
>>545878641Last time people offered advice to a guy he told them to kill themselves
>>545879206I missed out on the first weekly and I think the second because I wasn't able to play the game yet, I think next week should get me close enough. Sitting at 12 right now at least
>>545878641Men don't need to vent to others. We just man the fuck up like normal people do. There is no winning, only surviving.
>>545879480I got bad news for you anon
>>545879231Uno reverse card has been cast.
>>545879843Women not being normal people, of course, but instead strange antideluvian flesh-things from a non-Euclidean plane
where the baldbros at
>>545879378ritoko shitposts xer friends all the time
>anon is online on my discord>say hi>look on mobile, anon is offline at the same timewhen the fuck are they fixing this bug? I keep thinking my friends are awake when they are still asleep...
>>545878641Most men here have it roughHave you seen how hard they shitpost rob? I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself or had a big melty yet considering he's definitely not doing okay
>discord
>>545880253Now you look like a schizo, anon
>>545880253you can send your friends messages when they are asleep, it's fine
>>545857316>pull everything>Tempest Ogre then Crab>dps fail the 5 sec dps check
>>545880374i know... i said hi, then i went to use the restroom and phonepost and i saw anon was offline when i got a message from someone else, then i came back and saw the first anon was simulatenously online on my desktop 'cord...refreshing my desktop client fixed it but idk why it keeps happening>>545880425sometimes i do that
>>545880287He's had the same sort of posts made about him in other generals I have seen him in. I don't think he cares that much if at all
>>545857316healer's fault, lemme guess, healer was smite?
>>545857316People go left????
>>545880506that's what you get for running m5 with sub 20k gs shitters
>>545880691left is much faster and easier
>>545878954>curveBite the CURB, nigger.
my smite has 20400...
>>545880692at some point GS will only get you so far if the healer doesn't dispel the tank.
>running m5 with anything but a dissonance BP as your healer
>>545880834w-wait, dispel what?
>>545880897you killed tanks
why would Rob be bothered by the meaningless schizo rambling of troonies that will kill themselves in the next few years?
>>545880897The gunner mobs apply a HEAVY stacking bleed.
>>545880897The mobs on the left have a stacking bleed. Bro you need to dispel that or else the tank fucking dies.
>>545878641Yessssss All men should kill themselves frankly. I dont mean it. yes i do no i dont #TotalMaleDeath jk otherwise ud have no money for fun things
>>545880691both sides are viable, you just need people who KNOW.>>545880897ANON FOR FUCKS SAKE melee inflict a stacking debuff that WILL kill the tank, unless shit's dispelled. you didn't notice it in lower master difficulties because it didn't do much damage (unless your dps were bad) but on something like m5 once it gets to like 30+ stacks shit gets REAL.
>>545881058when is this faggot getting kicked from thew guild?
>>545881058Let me plap one last time before you go go?
I just want to angrily bend effy over a table and ||walk away without doing anything||
>>545857316After being a leftcel mysefl and trying right side, I think right is superior
>>545881149Cry moar, she's a fine inclusion.
>>545881202have you achieved golden piggu yet?
>>545880094it looks like they are extremely one sided, wouldn't doubt it
>>545880691Someone from the yotsuba master clique told me that the fastest route is to do the first room on the right with the void corruption thing then zip back through the closet and clear left.
>>545881270>fine inclusionreally getting up there with that goblin faced attention whore with all this annoying avatarfagging
I really like effy but I have never once said a single word to him and I'm also not even in the same guild.
give me the fishing bot
>>545881424this but Falsetto
>>545880287>the robposter>the guy that hates vox every so often (probably the same guy as robposter)>whoever the fuck keeps asking for a qrd on Kruber, Ryude, Quark and idunnoThe common thread is that it makes every male look bad regardless of how the post is presented because it's spammed the same way every time to be annoying as fuck and benefits no one mentioned.Even Chilly is starting to get similar weird shitposts.The only person who doesn't really get affected by it is Kenzou, since he's social enough and avatarposts enough himself.
>>545881546that's my crush stay the FUCK off of her
>>545881571Kruber is my nigga
I hope Kenzou bans every black from the next meetup spot, I genuinely can't stand seeing brownoid characters near me.
18.5k GS 2019 Master score, Status /unbricked/.
>>545881689based
>>545881619I love Kruber's player card. It isn't really anything special but it comes off as having a lot of character to me
>>545881689>>545727253at least try to make your skinwalks believable bwo
>>545881026>>545881037>>545881082I got a near perfect tina clear but I just went right. Game never explains that these mobs have bleeding nor there's any indicator on tank in party UI, is there?
>>545881764>you can only post a picture once
>>545881720>Status /unbricked/more like status: carried hard
>>545881756He always reminds me of this image and I love him for it
>>545881421She's barely here.
>>545878641this isn't true, in an AU where laeun was a well designed menhera ryonabaiting ventposting M1 and not a woman irl they would still get (You)s for that bit
>>545880287when we are talking about men we dont mean male characters, we mean the actual men behind the screen this includes all the AGP uncs playing F1s
>>545881839>Game never explains that these mobs have bleeding nor there's any indicator on tank in party UI, is there?correct, the game does fuck-all on relaying what is killing you, so you're at the mercy of people reading guides or tank noticing that they have 50 stacks of some shit that's probably bad.
>>545881856Nah, I don't get carried, too heavy.
>>545881689Mask off moment
>>545881689It's funny cause he'd actually say this
>>545881424I really liked how Effy looked in CBT but dont care much for the changed one
>>545881689Skinwalks always make me laugh, OHOHOHOHO~Glad you liked that picture!
>>545877616猫さん!お願いします!!
>>545882079I read the guides but frankly I just always skipped the trash mobs and focused on the boss, I guess that's on me. Thanks for explaining the mechs anons.
>>545882234Who is that supposed to be?
>>545882351Why that is supposed to be your new mistress!
>>545881997No way. People would mock and sybau the hell out of xer if xhe was a he, with maybe a "we're all gonna make it malebro" from another male character every so often
>>545882351Queen of the lientrians
>>545882234Sexo Lientri
>>545882234you may have the drills, but you're missing the essence of what makes a good ojou-sama, sorry.
wtf I didn't realize how fire Lientri was.I'm a Lientri simp now bros.I just want her to crush my balls and call me a dirty nigger.
>>545882501Sexo anon~>>545882523I'm feeling generous today so I'll let you off the hook this time~
>>545882234>melt about the new cosmetics>still paypig for them anyways
>>545882605Another lientrian is born
>>545882438what if it was the exact same f1 character and all the posts were the exact same, with the only difference being that the real person was a dude
>>545882605taken by sani
>>545882614ganyu is an f2
>>545882750This amount of money is nothing, absolutely nothing. What I was complaining about was the variant skin not being dyeable, WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK is up with that?
>>545881689So true breastie I can't stand nigcels, if any black comes near Yots spot I'll slice their useless shrimpie off
>>545882765Probably a similar reception to what we currently have, yeah. Might be slightly more negative with a swap from incelposts to much more frequent "neck you're are self agp tranny"
>>545883015just dye the regular version lol
How many guild tokens can you get each week?
>>545881689>>545883034anon is bored today because he has nothing going on in life
>>545883196t. Jer'quell
>>545877456
>see a character that looks cool and want to chat with them>open their plate>Yotsuba:/
>>545883120That's what I did but I really like the design of the variant, too bad the color scheme kind of sucks for me. My point still stands however, for the insane cost it has it SHOULD be dyeable! Case in point why are these premium skins so madly expensive to dye? My goodness!
>>545882614my f1 on the left!
>>545883538I was in the middle of talking to someone once and midconversation, I checked their plate and they went from no guild to Yotsuba. I fucking hate YotsuBVLLs so much xisters
is it youtsuGOD shitposting hours?
>>545883742see >>545883196
I want to irrumatio my friend so badly, it's unreal.
Namedrop your yotsuba crush!
>>545883835Miyu
>>545883835Sorry but my crush is in Clover
>>545883835Chimoo
Daily reminder that Kenzou sees you lesser guilds as minor league farm teams and we're the LA Dodgers, we will pluck your only worthwhile members and poach then to Yotsuba while you bend over like a good cuck.
>>545884012back off fucker, I was first
>>545883815PLEASE be my pale f1..
>talking to a cute F1>we get along extremely well, she's super flirty>I check her wall out of curiosity and the first two pages are a bunch of cute selfies>god I want to kiss her so bad>turn to the next page>a sea of red-purple (burgundy) hair>that golden-brown freshly oiled skin>those piercing yellow eyes>it's fucking Kenzou>whatever, don't let it get to you>flip to the last page>now she has a pawprint tattoo and Tianzi Ken Zhou has her picking poppy plants for the Yotsuban opiate triad>panic and check the clock>it's nearly been 4-6 weeks>exit her profile and she's dead on the floorI'm getting so tired of this shit man
>>545884228It's not you, stop asking.
>>545883835louky
>>545884071symiau bitch all your worthwhile members end up leaving
>>545883835Lientri
ummmm guys...??i think the game is dying
>>545884271Tie the noose and stop samefagging louky, no one is stupid enough to have a crush on you
>>545881305im NTA with 1000s of kills, but ive taken a break from golden piggu
>>545883835none of these replies are real because they're always the same astroturfed and/or shitposted nameswake me up when someone confesses and claims one of these niggas
>>545884332No shit, I'm just here to kill time until Endfield launches.
>>545848032You can get orange armband extremely easily with how many golds are easy to obtain, see Shadow Hunter or Black Flower trophy for easy gold grabs.It's meaningless
>>545884293yeah like.... chimoo???HAHAHAHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>>545884071>lost fely and cat Nice revisionism Japan would be proud
confirmed vrchatters who are all nearing their 40s>ritoko>louky>lynette
>>545884465>shadow hunter>easyFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>545884512early 30s isn't near 40s
what would your reaction be if maru leaves yotsuba?
You don't belong here brady
>>545884293There hasn't been single key member that's left, the only ones gone are people we didn't want anyway. When Ascalon, Cappu, louky, Lico, and Falsetto fuck off we'll truly be at peace.
>>545884497They were a loss?
what would your reaction be if lientri leaves yotsuba?
>>545884731thank fuck
>>545884293Thankfully it's nothing but losers and rejects that self deport.
>>545884265Noooooo...
>>545884626May as well not even advertise Yotsuba in the thread since it's clearly a cliquenigger guild.
>>545884731Would be very sad
>>545884610a vague shrugmaru generally does stuff in world anyway
>>545884646I would say so. Especially considering they played with the guild unlike half of the current yotsubans
>>545884831yotsubas dont play the game
>>545883835Seeing so many anons in 2/5 parties after confessing to their crushes has made me jealous so i think i want to too.. Ame, i know how bold and stupid this is but i just know things will work out between us. After constantly hearing your cute laugh when we're doing dallies or just cracking jokes together makes me feel so warm inside.Even when there is downtime in our conversation and i hear the fear in your voice trying to come up with something to say,its just too cute. Just being in the same call with you is more than enough to make me happy. I love dragging you along to do new things you haven't done yet because i get to keep your all to myself. Even when i annoy you about small things, it just ends up turning into the both of spending the day together.How am I not suppose to tease you? Your reactions are just the cutest and i really want to hear even more from you. You're like a feisty cat who meows for attention and its most adorable little thing, its more than worth getting scratched. You really are the only one for me, but lately i can't help but to think that someone else might take you away from me. I just cant bear the thought of you being with someone else that isn't me. I want to be the one by your side. I know how coward it is to tell you like this but, please i need to know if you feel the same way. I know you will end up seeing this and figuring out who i am, so please respond.
>>545884834They did? News to me, why don't you just go join them then?
>>545884610maru is a serial ghoster that's been here for multiple decades who cares he's going to do the same shit when each new mmo comes out and gets a general
>>545884934is this a pasta?
>>545884794And? We're a cut above the average knuckle dragging pavement ape you find in this general. If you want to be with the bottom barrel of society with the nobodies go join Clover, Zaibatsu, or if you're a pedo mesugaki
>>545884831maru advertises in guild chat all the time though?
I love you all like family*leaves the guild*I'm moving to a more low-key guild*leaves the guild*
>>545884934What's going on in this thea-
>>545884934Kill yourself
Who do you think is leaving yotsuba next?
>>545885035>or if you're a pedo mesugakieris is a pedo tho
>>545885175me
>>545884934I'm saving this one.
>>545885175(You)
>>545885175realistically? a wallflower with over 1.5k guild contribution, but they'll be quitting the game in general rather than leaving yotsuba specifically
>>545884934Just be ureself
>>545885175No one retard. People quit their guilds for us not the other way around.
>>545885175My best bet is rob, he's barely been interacting with the guild and when he does he gets ignored
>>545884942Their guild is full or I would. Maybe if you played with anons from the guild instead of your clique you would know what's going on.
>>545885272How can one be a wallflower with that much contribution?
>>545884980>see post>sounds familiar>check archivehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/maru%20ghoster%20/you started to spam this last month. you know repeating it doesnt make it true.
>>545885362LMAOyour last members were literal whos that literally joined for leaking logs
>>545885406No other guild would want him, he's staying in Yotsuba
>>545885467by playing the game? cap is over 2k at this point desu
>>545885406Yesterday one anon posted that and it made him leave the guild hall and he didn't go to the pier....
So far Yotsuba leavers have been>Original guild leader>Someone who sucked up to Kenzou all CBT as a nice guy>Callahan (wallflowered, I don't know anything about him)>Two people who played NEO with Kenzou5 people so far have left to Kenzou's incompetence and poor leadership
Please, Clover heads, remove Laeun.
>>545885467contribution is a 2 minute task sis...
Somebody post the Clover list again, I want to see something.
>>545885502You're a literal who retard. Kenzou handpicks each member to make sure they have enough clout to live up to the guild name, this is why you will always be a friendless faggot.
>>545885467>do check in>do cargo>do daily seasonal pass chores (completed by just playing the game)>join guild hunts or host themit's really fucking simple bwo
>>545885504Imagine being such a loser that not even clover or mesugaki would take you... I can see that happening if he left
Please, Clover heads, remove Appalonise and Maku.
>>545885613>>545885842Cry more Kyoppi, people aren't going to kick out your thread rivals from other MMOs
>>545885613what has she done wrong?
>>545885663yeah like this fuckin nobody who started the game 2 hours before joining, fucking retard
>>545885467do you nyot knyow what a wyallfwower is?
>>545850634I'm not the only one, am I?
Please, Clover heads, remove Alice, Alice and AliceBut not Alice
>>545885994Don't like it? Feel free to leave.
>>545885994that's an alt btw
can someone please narrow down this schizo retardthere are only so many people online atm
>>545886142that's a repost though
>>545886142anon, at least half of yotsuba are schizos, isn't only one person
Someone please schizo louky into quitting I can't stand them
>>545885663>>545885994Oh and let's not forget emm.... err..... who is this again?
>>545886142the irony is that at least 90% of the schizo shitposting about yotsuba comes from outsiders
>>545885613That guy tt should be kicked first, been in guild how long with 0 contribution? The most obvious leaker alt I've ever seen dude. Also Moshiro 30 contribution in 7 days? Idk man I'd rather have leaker alts kicked before the mentally ill girl, sorry not sorry
>>545886249Louky is literally just Jiggu but they don't make food
now thats a big damsel
>>545883835Ascy
>>545886284If you don't regularly frequent 3-4 MMO generals at minimum and can't recognize people playing this game then you aren't cut out for Yotsuba, Kenzou keeps tabs on who's joining based on their total clout built in other generals also
>>545886326The only reason I'm staying in this guild is to leak logs and other stuff because I hate every single one of you faggots
>>545885035 The fact you are in Yotsuba and carrying this mentality makes it the most soulless guild in this entire thread. This game is as casual as it gets and holding any air of elitism in it makes you look like a retarded faggot.When you inevitably wear the noose and kill yourself because you finally realized being the top nigger in this game won't fill the empty void in your soul make sure to stream it live.
hey palur great
>>545886485that's kind of sad, to be fair...
*crouches near you as you’re playing dead*
>>545886537you too Tired
>>545886142Kick Bossu, Eris, Kenzou, Lico, Lientri, Llywlyn, and Verdi and your guild leaks will drop by 90%>>545886326hilarious cope
>>545886589this is my f1 but she's hung like a horse
>>545886525An insignificant piss ant speaking on people greater than him is like a homeless person telling a multimillionaire how much better his life is, we don't care about you non-yotsubans
>>545886621>bossu, eris, lico, lientri, llwlynyes>verdimaybe, pretty sure he's too busy chasing dick to shitpost>kenzouhe's just cloutposting and not dramaposting
>>545886621lientri doesn't leak lmao, you just added some random names didn't you?
>>545883164Anyone!!!???
>>545886604keep it up, proud of you. https://youtu.be/5F_Kj5xgAcg?si=BGXzqi1TheFKrR8d
>>545886715kenzou literally got caught leaking in cbt>>545886717shut the fuck up lientri
>>545886715Kenzou literally leaked drama chatlogs forgetting that his name was on the opposite site of the window during the CBT
so, Puree...
>>545886717>he doesn't know his history from xivg
>>545886814a swing and a miss
>>545886685can you crouch like that on top of my f1's face..
>>545886814>>545886864He did leak something, but it wasn't drama. It was some dumb RP stuff that was incredibly inconsequential and he didn't even frame it as being bad
Make a new thread, I have more shitposts about louky lined up but don't want to waste them on one that's at bump limit
>>545886876>there is no history of him leaking anything
>>545886525kenzou doesn't do this, why are you falseflagging? you aren't in yotsuba
>>545886621this is the friend banlist btwt. knower
>>545887097>wanting to join friend to begin withlol
>>545887083meant to reply to >>545885663
>>545885994>alt>>545886284>not an alt
>>545886710Cope, seethe and dilate.Here is a gift for you. Save the general, make sure not to miss when suck starting it..
Rate my schizolist to shitpost this afternoon-Noir-Sylveon-Clare-Falsetto-Effy-louky-Ascalon
>>545887423>Old news, done too often>Same as above>Not worth it>Never any reaction so not worth>Usually reacts so good choice>Same as above>Same as the previous two
>>545887354>when suck starting itGood morning saar
>>545887423so the usual. get some new material
>>545887423replace noir with someone else, i'm not even simping; she's been in the headlines too often and nothing will stay relevant unless something new happens. try bossu or kyoppi in that slot.
>>545886537You're great, TiredThanks for being such a bro
>>545887423Ascalon deserves a break too
verdi's personality is so boring even /trash/ anons are more fun
>>545887423pic someone from here instead
>>545887319my F1 looks like this..
>>545887748All of these get shitposted way too often, it's so boring now
>>545887594Why would you schizopost Bossu out of everyone to pick in Yots when she's always the most kind and helpful member
>>545887423we decided we like ascalon last night so you can take him and noir off the repertoire
>>545887834>he hasn't seen the discord logs of him shit talking people behind their back
>>545887748What a useless officer list holy shit
why do mmo hoppers like sani and noir and ritoko drop $5000 on a game that dies after 2 months
>>545887834you already posted this pasta before bwo
>>545887974to make poorfags like you seethe
>>545887884Thats what all fags and trannies (90% of /vg/)does, it's in their nature. It's like hating a tree for dropping it's leaves in autumn. Enjoy the shadd it gives during summer instead.
>>545888291>shaddYeah you're done for buddy. I'm already drafting a full list of slurs implying that you are Indian now
This place makes me with that I had an emotionally manipulative trans gf that called me a loser and hung out with other guys until I got her more unbound orbs
>>545888534there's only like two actual trannies here, the rest are just men dressing up as girls
>>545888534holy esl
>>545888692I'm Chilean, everyone plays this game here
>>545888534just say you wish you were ascalon
AAAAAAAAAA let me sell this
lots of shitposting for a sunday.
>>545888534If I show you all my vials of estrogen will you buy me rose orbs?
>>545888859ReV isn't around so I'm having fun until he shows up
>>545888824Okay. Just returned from Chile and brought one back.
>>545888878>buying you orbs just because you have a disabilitythe fuck do you think i am? the government?
Qrd on ReV?
>>545860758i wish BP was more roleplay friendlylike actual roleplay, not just ERP
>>545889050Longtime /xivg/ janitor that would ban people he didn't like or made fun of his clique even if they were on topic posts
>>545889159that's funny
>>545889032I diy it.. pls be nice.. the government doesn't know..
>>545889050I saw multiple posts being deleted (unsure if banned) just for posting the public literal ingame screenshot where Kyoppi had a meltdown to ReV earlier this week
>>545889130other than the short character limit, it's not that bad, filter is getting better and easily bypassed, you can also copy/paste into chat
>>545889346archive link?
The Clover leaker is online
>>545889740Is it me?
I am the zudah of /bpsrg/
>>545888824Why can't you sell this?
>>545889740I am indeed
>>5458898471 week timer
is there any advantage to using precise bait for fishing when going for 5 stars?
>>545889130no different from RPing in other games, other than having to cesor 1 letter inside certain words. i type my posts in an outside doc so the character limit doesn't bother me.
>>545889492It's near the top of the thread that started at 11/5/2025 14:51 with the Allaprima image as the OP (OP image filename is: 3681810_20251105204952_1.png)I'm not linking the thread just in case the deleted posts did actually get banned.
>loukyhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/louky/
>>545890302https://youtu.be/GMETU0BZc7k
I started playing the alt I made day 2 but left alone since then to see how reclaim hub worked and all that. Most things went into reclaim, but a few didn't.>Anything related to guilds. No check in, cargo, hunt, or dance, shop>WBC stuff>Borbs from daily season or from stimens>Daily commissions (they do stack up to three but alt has missed a month of them) >Focus>Season shop mats >Lifeskill weeklies>Seabreeze stuff
>>545889740The leaker flew over my house
>>545890190You don't get junk
>>545890302this just makes me want louky more!!
>>545890515>stimenfuck I need to do it then...
I just log on to afk am i cringe?
>>545890758based
I'm happy that the black characters stopped going to our afk spot
need a f1 to bounce on it
>>545891045As soon as I come back home on thursday I will be parking my black f3 there on a daily basis
>>545890758same. kind of lost the will to play the game
>>545886284thats a xivger
>>545890302God, i wish Louky will groom me
>>545891143like crushing them into paste?
>>545891045I'm not, the one in blue attire is hot>>545891152based
>>545891143Are you a F2/3+
I hate fake wallflowers
>>545891310im a M1
>>545891045This is just obvious bait to try and get the black females back to the spot. I'm watching you.
>>545891340name them
>>545891340What are those?
>>545891348Um....nvm
>>545891435:(
>>545891368Shhh
>>545891045>canadian oofKenzou kick this bitch immediately
are these black
>>545891762black otl, grats sis
>>545891762Do you see a parole officer around?
>>545891762Neither of those look black to me but the left one MIGHT be black
>>545890690So most of the rewards do go in but I think I also lost the guaranteed material drop, and I didn't get any boxes I wanna say. If I had to make a list of things you really shouldn't miss it'd be>Mystery shop purchases>Guild check-in and cargo daily>Guild hunt (solo normal if you're pressed for time)>Buy guild shop>Daily commissions on fast days, let it overcap if needed>Spend focus>Hit 3rd chest on season daily>Buy season shop weekly>Stimens every 2 weeks but it's not the end of the world if you miss a setShould be a fast routine on most days. Like maybe 10 minutes (outside of stimens), and you'd be at 90%-95% of a full player. Pretty good for an alt/low maintenance player imo.Lifeskill weeklies idk. Levels dont do much for you. I tried doing just homestead coins for it but it's like 40-50k. You need to be doing hydrangeas daily for that, and watering 16-20 plots is a lot of time. Might be better to just fully ignore?WBC is kind of ass ngl.
wenz bunny suit
>>545891657>transgender>womanHAHAHAHAHHA
>>545891819>>545891867>>545891907wahoo!
>>545891657>transgender>womanOH NO NO NO NO NO LOL
>>545891942Ah I lost the bit about stimens in editing. I didn't get any of the guaranteed materials from vaults, nor the borbs, and I'm not sure if I got boxes. I'd probably say do them to be sure but idk. It's really the most time intensive part of the game by a long shot and I'd understand people not doing it. But it's alsob the main source of imagine materialsa player has.
>>545891972>>545892131Retards
be nice to louky guys
>>545892320YWNBAW
louky has never once complained about being misgendered so xhe's chill in my eyes
>>545892559>>545892559>>545892559Move, or not. I'm not your mother
>>545891186we know
>>545892752please be my mother
>>545891950soon
>>545891657post mine next
>>545879859Wait fuck, the weeklies are going away? NOOOO
