>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026 https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143 >Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024 >How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki >Nightlord resistances chart https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg >Main Information Document https://rentry.org/erpasta >Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/ https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit >Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between >Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4 >Group/Multiplayer Password erg Touch Bloodstain: >>545650536 (Cross-thread)
wylder
Dubs and i post my tits again if you dont respond your moms tits are gonna die in her sleep tonight…
>>545908142oi
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tiercardboardcupcakezdrada enjoyergremlinmonicayyslero sisterzullie>C tiermiquella goonettemellownora kisaragishiftyduckcc>D tierrellana roleplayermadisonbrynhildrgemmy clone
it's been 18 games since I last got adel, fulghor or heolstorwtf is this account seed man, I want some free points every now and then too
iam a large manwho is in queueplease queue
Thank God its over
Foot Soldier (Spear) Vs EVERY NIGHTREIGN BOSS???
So what’s the Elden Ring hidden lore about the 7 saints?
what do we think? cheated or 1000 hours?
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big white kino (NEWLY UPDATED)>S tiertrishvarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tiercardboardcupcakezdrada enjoyergremlinmonicayyslero sisterzullie>C tiermiquella goonettemellownora kisaragishiftyduckcc>D tierrellana roleplayermadisonbrynhildrgemmy clone
tried the regal omen thingy for the first time in a run and wow is it complete and utter garbage
Saints bridge 7 statuesHidden room in raya lucaria 7 coffinsFringefolk hero tomb 7 caskets
i wanna be dogmode all the time as executorlet me be dogman, not mandog
>>545909961even doe erg girls exclusively fuck black men
>>545910372silence terr
>>545909974issa pvp item
>>545910695I don't care?
after beating dark souls 3 I think it's kinda like this
>>545910942Lower your tone when talking to me.
>>545910991all the dark spells take int+faith doe
>>545909961South American trish being mating pressed by North American men...
>>545911251Dont ever tell me what to do retard
>>545911787>>545909961What goes through your mind when you decide to talk about a 16 year old mexican sperg like this?
>>545911251Fuxk you
>>545912228trish is an adult
>>545912343I've never met an adult who acts like this
>>545912343>trish is an adult
>>545912446>>545912567Late teens and early 20s definitely act like this
gg dog
>>545911787>>545912343you are not a real person capable of self thoughtyou are cattle. goyim. literal sheep.swiftly end your life for the sake of this planet
>>545912567Dante (trish) melty!
>>545912740gg dog again, not too bad for a missing map run
>>545912740Sorry I had a shit brewing so was rushing it
>>545909961This list makes me both happy and jealous, I love Trishh.
>>545913579Do you wish you were rated higher?
>>545913674just linking to my post
>>545913674I am not in the list.
>>545911787>>545910451Trvth which triggered and owned terrjeet
>>545913771Do you want to be?
>>545913786Dante (terr) will never recover
>>545913880No
>>545912343trishjeet is definitely not an adult
>>545914017yes you do
>>545914249That's basically every 20 year old I've ever seen.
>>545914402Hes 30 thoughbeitorwhatever
Maybe randoms aren't so bad after all
>>545914017>>545914269I'm with this anon. I think you want to be on the list. Name? For the BWK list. We'll put you in C tier at first because you're shy, but if you show some excitement for it, you might be put in B tier.
You guys ever wonder what its like to get nutted in
>>545914402nope, only ADHD zoomers with underdeveloped brains act like this. he comes from twitch after all
>>545914867You're only defensive because you're also a retarded 20 year old.
>>545914867Probably just abusing SSRIs. Its really big with troonsters.
>>545914965>we have to accept this kind of behavior because he posts boobs so that makes it okaynah, we're gonna keep making fun of this brownoid until xhe finally kills xherself. eventually he'll be blocked by virtually everyone and won't be able to play anymoreyou should do something about your porn addiction btw, i get you're a rape victim and all but you shouldn't ERP with a minor like this
Gundyr+Oceiros were pretty easyNext on the rape list are twincest bros
>>545915838He'll just put on a new personality.
>>545915891uh oh, you posted ds3 in /erg/
i never recovered from the tilt the redmane camp sent into my soul
gg bug trio. Not even close.
>>545915838Blew out his brown asshole here well done
i hated every second of thatno negation whatsoever
>>545916162not only did this actual piece of buggy garbage rain of arrows me inside of the penis tower
>>545916418but he killed me with his fucking foot landing on my head immediately afteri lost my fucking mind i was UPSET about it the entire rest of the match
>>545916418Redmanes are as cool as their lore says they are.
>>545916418>>545916654ywnbt
>>545915838You are brown
I'm gonna make a second profile so I can carry people at lower depths and stay D5 on my main account. I'm gonna miss my relics though
>>545914402I’m 23 and I definitely don’t act like that
gg goat
>>545917820You do
>>545917723Might do the same and try to only use shop and boss relics for a while.
>>545918163Is this cc?
>>545919154This is anonymous.
>>545917513>>545912842
>>545917723I imagine it'd be easy enough to just copy over all the relics and stuff from your main file
The worst Reclusoid of /erg/ is queued!>>545909961Wow... I am really moving up here..? Nice?!>>545912567>>545915838Bro we already know you don't even play the game... really sad how you have all these saved. And I am unphased btw! I have a thick skin unlike a lot of cutie queue princesses here, gosh they're so cute...
>>545919881Kill yourself you worthless brown maggot
>>545909835They are natty, people are jealous of Lotus's relics because they are lucklets... gambling is easy!
>>545920492thats not lotus. and lotus is 100% a cheater. go back to venezuela annoying cunt
>>545909835Thousand hours. Those are perfectly scuffed.
I’m tired of doing job applications and qs
>>545920985ahhh!
GG easy ass ED goatthe condemned got farmed like albinaurics lmao
fucking ironeye clone taxing my full HP reduction with his piss arrows.
I saw the 3/3 for a split second before it went back to 1/3, tf was that
>>545921637Queue filled then their game started.
>>545921748fuck me, pls queue up I don't wanna wait 40 mins
>>545919881Her breasts aren't that big
>>545921978i could perhaps do with a break from what im doing, who do you main?
>>545921978Busy playing rn sorry
>>545922071ironeye
>>545921983How big are yours?
>>545922185Its not raider or guardian so sure
>>545921637hi
>>545922307Don't have any, I'm a boy
>>545922307Double D's
>Make alt account>get this duchess godroll before I even got to heolsterThis game is so fucking seeded it's crazy relic seeds are real but we cant know them because theyre server side or something im gonna crash out
>>545922723
>>545922672Liar>>545922723Fake rranny titties
>>545922723awooooga
>>545922723what will it take for her to post her butt?
>>545922795that's probably how most of us started maining a character in the early days
closing the game if no 3/3 before the half hour, pls get in
>>545923767give me a min i'll hop in
bug
GG bugs, god I really wish they buffed the normal one, poor thing. I dropped all my damage negations for biiig damage.
>>545921637Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of your actions
guys where is /dsg/ ??? i have bunch of ds1 questions and nowhere to ask? i need to grind sunlight medals whats the best spot around lvl 40 to place signs?
>>545925865Discussing dark souls got banned
>>545925865Blight town, sens fortress, maybe the woods before sif.
>>545925450i haven't felt like playing lately because there's like 3/15 fights worth fighting with the rest being so easy it's boring
>>545926168To be fair now that the meta has settled, most bosses are easy if you are rocking a meta build like caster duchess, if you want hard I'll pick revenant and we can struggle lmao
>>545926316I wish I had a doll like revenant
>>545926316h-how did you know i play caster duchess
>>545926091whats better bonfire, swamp or fog gate before queelag?
kek, those red gaols really aint worth it
>>545926734that last troll wasn't worth it
lmao hi sens!!!
>>545922723You seem pretty fat, but just how fat is hard to say
god bless big merch
gg basic dog for the 3rd fucking time in a row today
My new GPU arrived today and the game is running waaaaay better, but I'm still getting some FPS drops during invader camps (I guess it's because the sky changes color?) and after day 1 when the entire screen is filled with white smoke.By the way can any knower tell me why I'm literally getting the same FPS at 1080p and 4k? I obviously know the game is capped at 60 but I'm talking about the occasional drops.
>>545928678ggs, i haven't seen them in a while so i kinda hoped they would be normal
>>545903885>NO YOUlil xis patting xherself on the back over nothing here kek
how much murk you guys got
>>545921983They will be once she starts producing milk for my child
>>545929879600k. Spent millions in the past because why not.
>>545929879I had like 2 mil saved up before Deep of Night, then spent a bunch until I had acceptable deep relics and now have under 1 mil
>>545929879close to 0 I keep rolling deep relics
>>5459298792.9mi stopped rolling a while ago, i just make builds with what i got or what i continue to get. i sell all mediums and smalls.
>>545928841what new GPU and what is your CPU/memory
q
>>545931070r
>>545929879~80k more and I'll have bought all the costumes then I'll start gambling on relics
>>545931223that's a pokemon
GG bugs. Of course it was everdark now that the run was more scuffed haha. Also no way MAN-BIRD?! First time I see him, did he unblock me or something. Nice to meet you>>545926439Duchess mains are cute!!
>>545926639The one in the sewer near maneater mildred and the dragon scale
gg gigabugs
>All this bug postingWas a Caligo day yesterday, looks like Bugs are on the menu tonight.
>>545931070not until they make all bosses everdarksthe only way to make the game harder is by playing grief tier builds like phys dagger duchess
>>545931754you will eat ze bugs
>>5459310395060 TI, i5-11400f and 32 GB DDR4 3200 RAMThe FPS drops are relatively rare but they still happen during the run, not during the Night Lord fight. I'm getting a completely stable 60 during the NL for some reason.
>>545931767But ED horse is weaker than regular horse in d5
gg bugz>>545931502The only erg'ers i have blocked are sneed and the imposter shiftyduck.
>>545926639Oh you could coop in the depths too maybe for gaping dragon.
>>545932069thats perfect cause i need to grind humanities for spider sister, where should i put sign? but i doubt people still do gaping dragon at sl40
>>545931956nta but that's definitely a cpu bottleneck, you should get a new (preferably amd) cpu
>>545932053>shiftyGOD imposterthat's proposterous wtf...>>545931767When I play my shitty affinity + bell rev build that helps day, 1 the NL takes like 20 minutes... and on Recluse it takes like 40 seconds, the balance difference is nasty>>545931871>>545931754The other day with practice we had ED libra 5 times in a row?! What the helly!sludgey say gg! But post a trigger warning before saying GG or the schizo is gonna flip out
>>545931502we're not forgetting what you did little border hopper
>>545931956>>545932560That's weird because I have the min spec (2060, i5 10600) and my game raaarely drops 60 fps, it's probably a GPU setting or something like Vsync
This guy might be Hungarian, he behaves so much like nox it's insane
>>545933041Aww please, I've been behaving, the funny happened like almost a month ago schizo-kun!live and let live...>>545933068Who is this nox, did they play NR or ER?
stop giving it attention. you guys are really stupid
Yeah I'm hungarian. Hungry and rian.
>>545933068Nox typed eloquently with good punctuation despite being ESL. This guy however types as if he hopped the border a few months ago and is clearly struggling with English. Which is 100% true, considering he admitted to being latinx. Nox is preferable in this case since he eventually got a tripcode you could just filter.
There's a nightreign thread on /v/ right now>>>/v/725399452
>>545933787terr don't you get bored of this, get a job
what happened to /dsg/ is it just merged with /erg/ now or there's some drama i dont know about?
>>545933993Poor guy is drama farming so hard today he must sense the end is close.
>>545933993it died, no one posted in it anymore except for literally 1 schizo who would reply to himself all day long.Dark Souls 3 came out a long time ago
>>545933943I'm not terrjeet, retard. Xhe only types in lower case and doesn't use the reply system.
magic on charge attack seems way stronger than the others even black flame. Big damage
Who keeps saying poor guy? Is this a dsg thing?
>>545934689/erg/ thing to make fun of the lolcow dramafarming himself.
>>545934676stronger than skelly?
>>545934676S Tier:Holy Waves on Charge AttackA Tier:Black Flame on Charge Attack(Affinity) Explosion on charge attacks that landB tier:Lightning on Charge AttackC tier:Magma on charge attacksfrost blizzard on charge attacks
>>545934689i could tell you but you wouldn't know him
Gonna be queued if anyone wants to play, think I missed the requeue cuz went to the store.>>545934574>>545932615>sludgey say gg! But post a trigger warning before saying GG or the schizo is gonna flip outDamnit I summoned him...
>>545934996Oh I forgot F tier: Sleep on charge attacks. KEK
>>545935167time to fap
>>545934996isn't there a spooky ghosts version?
>>545935320phantom charge attacks is F tierIs there a skelly one? Idk, that one is probably not good but I like the skellies so I'd probably put it B tier
>>545935290She do be looking really thicc here guh
if i am only going for all miracles/sorceries/pyromancies etc. is 10 sunlight medals enough or is there anything else to get?
>>545935402>Is there a skelly one?No. Triple shield skeleton bash would be a cool effect.
>>545929581>crossthread melty this is extremely embarrassing for you
>>545935495I don't know. I'm pretty sure I got enough just to get the first spell for the sun bro gooner club from doing one or two early game summons and then farmed the bugs.
>>545935817i completely forgot you can farm the bugs, so technically i just need to save 10 medals for ng+ to get gwyn's spear and i don't have to get summoned at all
>>545935402>phantom charge attacks is F tierI like it on a dagger
>>545936287Maybe I just haven't gotten it on a good spammable weapon yet but in my experience that shit misses constantly
>>545936403>>545936287phantom attack on charge with any fast attacking weapons is absolutely bonkers for staggering enemies and bosses
>>545936278I don't know? do I look like fextralife? Why are you telling me this?
>>545934996Phantom charge is A or F tier depending on the weapon. The stance damage is enormous.Lure on charge attack is S tier.
>>545936631>Lure on charge attack is S tier.>never use it because it sounds like white phantom shit>use it on a weapon I spam pick up>holy fuckwhy is the translation so bad on that one?
>>545936771Jap's cannot into english, please understand
>>545936614No but you do look like you serve black men on the daily.
>>545936614cause fextra life is not always accurate and i like to get second hand confirmation
>>545936614Hot
>>545937042this is why everyone has you blocked terr
>Currently Depth 4Is this a decent build for Revenant or should I aim for Dragon cult / Incants x6 slots?
>>545937869What the actual fuck am I looking at
>>545937869Dormant seals doesn't do anything for rev because they're her preffered weapon but it doesn't specify ingame. And that build is good to enable teams day 1/2, I run something similar with affinity + bell + hoarfrost but it falls off a bunch at the NL compared to Dragon cult which is usuuuaaaly pretty consistent (Not for me, lightning spear doesnt drop in 3 runs). Maybe try a bunch of incants +2 in depth relics
>>545937869>health, health, health, partial hp, stamina, improved strengthThe character your looking for is Wylder anon
>>545937869That is awful, for rev affinity is best otherwise have a couple elemental builds so you can switch off if the nightlord is immuneOtherwise lightning is best since only adel resists it
>>545937869Some useless lines but by and large all good buffs.
>>545937869This is a completely trash and garbage build. >but I want to play le meme buildThen just play it and shut the fuck up but nothing will ever change the fact that this is dogshit in every conceivable way
>>545937869Partial HP Restoraration upon Post-Damage attacks 0 does not stack with +1 and +2, replace slot 2.Also slot 4 replace it, Rev already has dormant power seals by default.
>>545937869Your Deep relics should be hunting for Incantations+2 and Affinity+2Your regular relics should be Invaders and then whatever your preference is for the other two but NOT fucking Ghostflame ult. Just use fucking Hoarfrost stomp it's the same shit but you don't need an entire meter for it.Invaders/Gaols/FP is what I would go with on rev unless you have some cracked relic with Dcult/Rises/(other good line) or something like that
>>545937178Just like you
>>545938956I wanna put so many white babies in women that look like that
>>545938205no one is taking advice from you floorhugger
>>545938108Damn... Aight time to work on these relics.>>545938205>Dormant seals doesn't do anything for rev because they're her preffered weapon but it doesn't specify ingame.Well thanks for the info, gonna change that.>>545938373>>545938413>>545938431I see... Please tell me that slot 5 is actually good r-right?>>545938447Slot 6 relic? Yeah... I'll change it asap.>>545938621>Partial HP Restoraration upon Post-Damage attacks 0 does not stack with +1 and +2, replace slot 2.Indeed, It is mostly for ghostflame explosi-.>>545938846>Your regular relics should be Invaders and then whatever your preference is for the other two but NOT fucking Ghostflame ult.Wait, Ghostflame ult is ass too? Goddamn, I'm reworking everything right now.Thanks for the replies bros
>>545939217You'll get the hang of it comradski
>>545939217The way I see it ghostflame ult is basically "big aoe that does magic damage and some frost maybe"Its like... 400 damage unbuffed or some shit. lmao. It's a nice get off me move for sure but it's not worth an entire relic line when Hoarfrost is right there
>>545939217Slot 6 relic is genuinely fine assuming you don't have affinity +2 or incantations +2 to replace it
Queue up kittens
>>545939441Hmmm. Me squeeks not daddy
>>545939441no i just learned from /v/ that you guys are just cheaters
OH NO NO NO /v/ IS CALLING US CHEATERS
Update on my SL1 run. I defeated malikek. Now im at Godfrey, doesn’t seem too bad. Im terrified of Radagon and Elden beast though. Thinking of maybe taking a detour and getting black knife tithe instead of using black knight Andreas as my spirit summon.
>>545939441me queued dad
>>545939714Very nice keep us posted!
>>545937869Post damage on rev is pretty bad, not useless but not greatghostflame explosion is only really useful if you are spamming the ult with both levels of 'defeat enemies adds ult charge', its something you use to accelerate clearing the map, not something that's nice to have once in a while.FP stacking is bad on everyone, learn where to get shards and manage your FP rather than waste relic slots on itdormant seals does nothing for rev+holy is bad, discus is the only semi-reliable holy damage spell, but its still too rare to build aroundstrevenant is a meme build, you'd have to build 6/6 relics around it and even then it would be bad
>>545939852Reminds me of a girl I dated in high school
>>545939960ED pests relic is fine on rev and duch if your other 2 relics are damage.
Speaking of Revs builds, how's this? I also have an affinity +2 for the yellow slot.
>>545940027In what way?
>>545939960Strevenant works fine paired with affinity/element, you can get some great damage with the right weapon and still do basically the same damage with spells
>>545940383Lol revenant should never be in melee range
>>5459397711/3 liar
>>545940261She had a similar face and curly hair.She was strangely insecure about her curly hair and wanted to keep it straight despite her looking but cuter with her hair curly, it was a constant battle keep it that way.
>>545940247Maybe switch Slot 1 relic for something else. HP isn't worth on Rev.
>>545940803Ionno you probably have me blocked
>>545941001WAAAANG CHANNNGG PING PONG
>>545941001
>>545939441Can't find a game on prime time sunday, it's so over
>>545940956Name? I only have dantev and fake shifty blocked.
>>545941125 arr rook same
>>545941416Man birb? It trish, and I don't know maybe the third person does, someone who's not a coward queue!
>>545941683No I'm not man bird and I don't have trishjeet blocked
WHERE IS THE FUCKING DLC
>trishjeet in queueno wonder im not getting any games
>>545942007
>>545942007Anons are probably in their games like usual.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>545942559Remember when an anon said around april because Q4 means tax day in business world and people raged at him?
>>545942559Can this game even survive that long?
I'm a girl in real life and I'm queuing.
>>545943484We have people doing sl1 runs in er still so nr has years left in it.
I'm a cute girl desu
>>545942219post your hours, pablo
>>545943936your hours, pablohappy?
>>545944010gottem
>>545942921Yes, I remember.Btw, it'll be a disappointment if Nightreign DLC doesn't have the following :- 1 New Map- 6 new characters- Link Skill Tree (The more you play a Nightfarer, the better bonus you unlock)- New Weapons- New challenges (examples : Dungeons with traps)- New Relics system- Relic Crafting Shuffle (Put High Rank Relics in the mix and obtain new ones with random compatibles relics skills)- More Bosses- New Nightlords- New mode : Dawnlords! (they are returning iconic bosses. Fight Radahn, Malenia, Messmer, Punished Melina and more!)
2/3
>>545944010i'll take that as a "im a newfag shitter who's too scared to admit it"
>>545944520>i'll take thatmighty peculiar!
>>545942559Thats almost a year lmao, this DLC better be good
>>545944252back to 1/3
>>545944793
>>545944973i have no one blocked
>>545944520>still thinks seniority in this god forsaken website means anythingLolwhat is this UPS? you're not gonna get 4chan promoted
>>545928841>>545931956https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1kpqpzm/50_series_gpu_fps_dropsstutter
>>545945182Exemption from penis inspection day is a nice bonus when you get tenure.
A daddy wylder is now queuing. Daughter-wives please boot up the game.
>>545942559Man, they really weren't expecting it to get the momentum it did huh
>>545945516I'm sure they planned to put it out there and forget about it, but turns out everyone loved it
>>545942559>jeet_nation
>>545948121romina's aesthetics are cool, shame her weapon and incantation are not very good.
gg libra balls
ggs normal ass run of normal ass libra
gg goat and thanks for the rape stick donations
>caligo 2 times in a rowwhy
>>545950195They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>545950195cutting wylder open and eating his organs UwU
Uaaa gg mystery horsey! I am getting a bit bored of this build... it does so much damage lmaoI'll keep queueing later!
not much else to play, i will be joining the queue shortly i am going in with the mindset that i will never reach me old winstreak again so no reason to stress over that anymore, just gonna play for the sake of it
>>545951565Unblock me mommy pls
>>545951461ggs, clean run overall except for the shart at the mines
I replaying base ER solo without casual mimic. What best weapon and stats for Malenia? I use bleed curved or katanas, but her combos fuck me. Maybe some shield build?
>>545932560>>545933067>>545945318Anons, I might just be retarded. My bad.I did everything R*ddit recommended but I'm 99.9% sure that what actually fixed it was removing -dx11 from the game's launch options on Steam. I have no idea why I changed that in the first place but the game looks waaaaaaay better now and the FPS drops are gone.
>>545951565I just got done with a run, you queue'ing?
>>545951765Super nice keep us posted!
>>545951565I LOVE YOU PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE PLEASE PLEASEEEE
>>545951765i found her easier with heavier weapons cause she staggers easily, but some people find them too slow for her fight so idk
>>545951765I think giant hunt knocks her on her rotten ass over and over
My D3 team just wiped to 1hp ulcerated tree spirit day 1
>>545952096That's a straight boy. Do you still want him to sit on your face?
>>545951565who fucking asked
>>545952203no shame ive been there
>>545952286I asked, whatever they do I am super interested.
>>545952237Nope she looks like that in real life and has fat tits
>>545952286Lower your tone when speaking to /erg/'s titcow goddess
>>545952203Made an alt and got all my rememberance quest and 8 bosses + 3 of t he ED's done and did my first D1 run one it today. The players have not improved down there let me tell you!!!Our guardian 2-3 barred to everything and then ragequit before day 1 circle 1 even closed. The funniest part was checking his profile after the run and seeing that he switched to slime rancher
>>545952902kek
Matchmaking...
ggs fellas, the amount of times that fucking jellyfish just kept floating onto my ass was infuriating
>>545954649gg eepy
gg. ludwig live he's gonna react to some minecraft videos today
>>545955081ain't no way brotato? poggies in the chat, imma hit the luddy fr
>>545955828thats godlike terr.
ded queue...
>Randos good enough beat Night 1 and get level 14 before day 2>Level 15 after the first day 2 boss>Spend the whole day leisurely scooping up flasks and smithing stones and minmaxxing loot>ED Caligo>We smoke it because we all had fire weapons.
>>545955916this reads like a release day post
adel more li-zzzzzzzzzzz
>Day 2 morning Level 15>In DoN>With RandosYes you're right it DOES read like a release meta post. That's how good the party was [except Ironeye, he wanted to be a Pyromancer too so he used a Candlestand for the WA. I didn't like that and he died most to the boss]
>>545955916I just lost an ED caligo game with randos, my teammates were a revenant with unendurable frenzy (didn't even cast it once because they 3bar'd in phase 1 and rage quit), and a duchess whose best weapon was a purple dagger with chilling mist from one of the invader camps.
>>545956450Classic lol.
>>545955916>Randos good enough beat Night 1 and get level 14 before day 2>Level 15 after the first day 2 boss>Spend the whole day leisurely scooping up flasks and smithing stones and minmaxxing loot>ED Caligo>Teammates 3 bar and I die to frostbite because I'm not playing a character that can stop the blizzard
dingle stop playing grief raider it's annoying to carry you
DSG STATUS??
>>545956182Those were the days. They’re never coming back sadly. All that remains is a corpse.
>>545952182>rev when she doesn’t get Bwc on time >>545950195>>545950676>>545951395can you not be gross?
>>545957418Skilled laborers buried beneath the glorious monument /erg/ that they built.
>>545957237>dingle stop playing grief raider it's annoying to carry you
I hate ED Augur
>>545921983They are after she got pregnant with Wylder’s child>>545922672You have moobs instead>>545925865Just ask on /v/ /dsg/ got deleted due to being too brown
>>545922723>>545922808Stop posting this rancid image troon lord
>>545934574He types in upper case when he wants to samefag too actually.>>545934689Schizo thing really.
>>545931956>>545933067get a better toaster
>>545940027>>545940820your hand is not a girl nice try
>>545937042>>545910372>>545908425rev up those proxies bitch boy
>>545957237>>545958121This but Brownhildr
gladius more like i sleep
Gladius? More like GAWDius...
>>545945565*small minority loved it and everyone else did largely forget about it too
>>545942559>>545942921As everyone with a brain has been saying for months. Lol.>>545944196It will have none of those things but you will play it and say thank you as you swallow the slop anyway.
>>545952237no one who posts and acts like that is straight >>545952286true
>>545955828>>545955873Don’t speak brown please thanks
3x Ironeye for what could be evershart Libra... This definitely won't be a potential disaster
>>545960131His name is Zdrada Enjoyer, meaning he fancies a fat tittied demon waifu. That's a straight boy.
i will queue
>>545957418died beneath the unbearable weight of its own brown-ness. rest in piss.
>>545951565I'm sorry I didn't buy you starlight shards please unblock me!!!
>>545960690I hate recluses ugly ass dress slit. The fuck were they thinking it looks retarded
>>545960904>The fuck were they thinking"90% of this game is running"
gg Orsie'
>>545961019Ok but her bare legs just hangan out looks fucking abysmally stupid and not even sexy just give her pants or a flowy dress or something
gg mystery ed horse
I didn't have enough runes to hit level 12 because zdrada made me buy her a bunch of stuff from the township merchant...
Please queue?
>>545961183are your relics cheated? this is extremely sus
>>545961512ok
>>545961474Lootpig...
>>545961630why are you even asking lmao, of course they arewho tf is this nigga btw
>>545961630Oh bjark is cheating againI don't even think ISA and attack up on status can appear on the same relic.
>>545961630>18/18 perfect relics>no meaningful curses>never seen the name beforeDont even have to look at the chart of what effects can be paired. Post the steam.
>>545961630Those are 100% cheated lmao
>>545961880>>545961912its bjark from ohio
>>545961883it can, just checked.those are definitely waaaaaaay to good to be legit. it's hard enough to roll ISA relics with useful other effects, every single one of those are god rolls even if they're technically legal. no fucking way did he roll those legit.
>>545962029it's pretty easy to tell by their synergy + cursesperfect synergy and meaningless curses = cheated 100% of the time, you don't even need to think about it
>>545961880>>545961912>>545961939https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198777646300/>private profile>no pfphallmark of a cheater, fuck this guy
Incoming melty
I understand, let's block trish
>>545962616Based, thanks
>>545961646LIES
>>545962616this is Hit's profilehe seemed like an alright guy, shame if he started cheating
>you can cheat and go completely unnoticed (and also not break the game if you just wanna try out builds) by giving yourself dogshit useless effects in like 4 of your relics>no, the retards absolutely need PERFECT relics with synergistic effects fucking retards manim not even mad that you cheat just that youre so dumb
>>545963237>check recent games>it actually is Hitand here I thought he was cool
>>545963249I am now paranoid that everyone is a cheater and the smart ones are just too good at hiding in plain sight, thanks.
>>545960293turned out to be him yet was mostly fine aside from two of us getting caught in the sigils
>>545962705Hit the nail on the head>>545961948That’s not a place
>>545963616>1 or 2 signboard/remembrance/night lord relics + 2 good effects on the rest of them yeah good luck you ain't catching that but who cares anyways
>>545960293Nevermind we won>>545963851the other ironguy got downed earlier in the fight as well but we won regardless, sigil'd while Libra was nowhere to be seen is nasty work.
>>545964079Why is practice always so sleepy wtf, wake up nibba
wtf was that ending to that libra fight did banderson turn on his lag switch????
>>545964337Libra came to BRAZIL JAJAJAJA
>>545962616disappointing.
>>545964530>arrow hits boss>45 damagewhat the fuck?
>>545964337misclick sorry
>>545964663average ironeye contribution (they think they're good because they're pressing their skill button every 5 seconds)
>>545964337first time I have ever seen MAN-BIRD post
they still havent fixed dormant powers not fucking working
>>545963249>>545961630Something about people cheating on survivability effects is so funny to me.
Nezuk have you gotten better at the game yet?
>>545965296to your knowledge
>>545966240Man bird is the anon always asking for butts and boobs and saying everyone is his wife. I knew it.
im rusty after not playing for one day
>>545966380sounds based
Thought Arlecchino would take me years after jobbing for an hour yesterday, but after a respec from 30/15 hp/stam to 40/20 I got him after a couple hours. Any word on NR DLC?
>>545966956No word at all, people praying it'll stealth drop during TGA in December, but hints suggest 2026 as Q4 2025 Japan fiscal year is January to March 2026
>>545966956Still need to 100% skong and finish the P DLC. And also an indie game I'm looking forward to is coming out in a couple days. Instead I'm here queueing
>>545967334you just reminded me i stopped at lost lace and haven't opened the game in weeks...
why do they give me Guard Counter kino drops when I swap off my Greatshield Raider and on fucking bugs
>1/3>2/3>1/3terr or trish. call it. just call it.
gg giga bugsur welcome for that shield tide xoxo
>>545967587terr is asleep at these hours usually so
lmao zorbjeet jobbed to regular adel
>>545967587I'm in a run jobbing, not your boogeyman
>>545967769i didn't see what happened but every boss in the game can 1shot you, so losing to easy bosses happens sometimes.>>545967832why are you reading the thread and typing replies while in a run, wtfif you're playing, then play
>>545967645Can I have some kisses too mommy please
>>545907928why the fuck is this a fucking thing?fucking RETARDS WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A THING is there some hidden algorithm benefit to putting random fucking capeshit and other slop actors in your thumbnail
>>545967645Are you gay? You type like a homosexual
>>545966956All signs point to next March at the earliest. Good on you for getting him so quickly.>>545967334What indie game? And post more cute girls like that
>>545967956Recognizable faces=more clicks it's not rocket science
Me dying is to make the plot interesting guys
>>545967661Key word there being usually. Sometimes he’ll be here posting about his scat fetish for whatever reason.
>>545968168nothing wrong with kissing your homies goodnight
>>545968336nightreign is a story generator
I was perfectly geared for ED, but it was regular, alas.
>>545967956Looks like a thirdie gimmick just ignore it >>545967832Stop with these gay images from the late 2000:
>>545968462Thanks for the carry ughh
>>545968557You made me forget my dormant power loot after the Night 2 boss because you were acting weird in the nights tide
>>545968704Silly! I was trying to hide cuz jobbing so hard...
>>545966956After rematching him in boss rush I clearly haven't mastered the fight, just kinda bumbled my way through it like the rest of the game.>>545967334On a CBT scale of 1-10 how bad is skong? I haven't played the original either.
>>545967334>>545967515I can't even beat lace in the cradle
>>545969432its the same fight except she has way more health, 3 phases and new moves that can hide the startup of her other moves and also she'll constantly teleport behind you so if you try to hit and run you'll die to contact damageyou really feel the lack of unique audio cues in some of these bosses
>>545969702so you're telling me I made the right decision by dropping the game
>>545970172i don't knowdo you enjoy fighting really tough bosses?because it is a really tough boss, and there are many tough bosses before her. if that's what you're after then you made a mistake dropping itotherwise no just play something else
>>545970357lace 2 was enough of a problem to get me to stop playing
>>545970480then you made the right decision. it gets so much worse.
This is the second Duchess Deep Skill + dormant staves relic I've got waddafuckThe other one has crystallian buff on it
Stopped playing before ranked came out and I'm getting back into the game, what am I in for?
GG ED Augur. Second time I've ever gotten it in D5
>>545964663Idk what was up with the damage. Still won.>>545965076Obsessed, sour grapes, carried shitter post
>zorjeet on 77 viewerswew
>>545969432Is that act 3? I'm still in act 2 and just got what's clearly the bad end, then went on to get the double jump and explore the sands of karak. Almost have all the ingredients for the next weapon upgrade too.
>>545968254Cutesy pixelslop DKC-inspired platformerhttps://youtu.be/QnxXho3G-AMBeen waiting a while, it's coming out this week>>545969346You should probably just play HK first. There's no reason to jump to skong, you can play both. Just get the Dream no More ending, you can do all the crazy difficult 112% stuff later
>>545972073No one asked
>>545971752Missed the stream. Who raided him?
>Chainsaw glict still works in NR kino
queue is...le dead
Okay, okay! Let's kill this queue, let's kill this queue with shitposters!
>>545972124Dudley, he's done it before I think
