Previous: >>545195131Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
woomy, winter is coming
Haven't you seen the doors in Alterna overworld? They're like double the height of a woomy.
Its cold today so time to warm up with Callie's afternoon workout hour.>Today's program is brought to you by Tony Kensa.
>>546024554>>546024517
>Splatoon 3 will be $29.99 for Black FridayShould we be happy for the upcoming influx or upset
>>546025294Why would we be upset? The game always get a bunch of players around this time of year.
>>546025006>believing a photo that can be faked over the actual in-game modelsMight as well say the manga in Splatoon lockers are real representations of what they look like.
A woomy who is 5' or more nothing looks odd or out of place.>>546025525Going this far for a tiny woomy worldAnon just how bad do you want a pocket woom to be real?
No fatties allowed beyond this point
ggs1king big fish die
Ggs
Big Run next month. We gonna be at the mall again?
>>546025990>nothing looks odd or out of place.but that's not a 5 foot woomythat's a human with a slightly larger head and clown shoes, completely wrong proportions
fatties allowed again beyond this point
>>546029410finally i can post again
>>546029410
>>546033595fat fuck frye
>>546033595Asymmetrical docking...
>>546036846ass-ymetrical docking
>>546034681
>>546025006
>>546039993At the same time also Judd
yay clam blitz
>>546040434>total match duration: 20 minutes
they shoulda made pearl more eminem-y than princess-y
>>546042562Oh my woomy, that is one sexo lime veemo
>>546040364Inkling war propaganda
>>546043612This but unironically.
>>546047760>When mom starts telling the girlfriend embarrassing stories of you.
Anyone wanna fish?https://youtu.be/eD7tRv4A1FA
>>546040434post replay
>be me>see callie like thisI have the boner
>>546052164>be me again>see callie like thisthe boner is named the callie tamer
I'll take the silence as a no
>>546052714yes, this is idolfag hours, we don't play the game, we just fap to goddesses
>>546052714I dont play with switch 2 owners.
>>546052714I could twinlance. Just need to get through News.
>>546053095poorfag
>>546052714Was playing something else, I could later if you don't mind fishing with someone who hasn't fished in a couple of months.
>>546053095Not my fault my OG switch started braking down>>546053181Opening
>>546053287>he bought mkw or dk or pokemonI maybe poor but at least I have taste
>>546053454>he says in the children's squid game generallol
>>546053454/Ink/ has no ground to stand on regarding taste, you all play Splatoon 3. Also a decent amount of you bought that new pokemon game, glass houses the lot of you
2/4
>>546053992>>546053882Splatoon is the world made in the past 10 years. The only thing that comes close is overwatch and ghost of tsushima.
Can someone post that image that says "me on the way to relax by playing a game that makes me really mad" or something to that effect? (I THINK it was Splatoon-related, or had a Splatoon version of it, unless I dreamt it up.)
>>546054049I'll join
>>546053454bananza is the best game on the system until air riders comes out
>>546055529bananza will be the best game on the system until the next 3d mario game comes out
>>546055025wave 3 get ready
>>546055529>>546055609Until mega dimensions.
3/4
>>546055912lol
>>546054367You didn't dream it Veemo just LOVES her job can't you tell my the look on her face.
>>546055529not to mention DK did rogue-lite better than splatoon
>don't want to due to the resident pedo constantly commissioning the same thingIs there an equivalent to the Angel fish in octo expansion that have interacted with inklings?
>>546056502Thank you good Anon! I forgot it was animated haha
Gold Games SR
GGs
GG's G, and G!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_fq7rjxAo
>>546058146dunno why you even bothered censoring their name
>>546058146The buff security jelly that appeared in the Grand Festival plaza?
>>546058997screenshot?
>>546058146Get a group pic of all your favorite /ink/ers.
>>546059159
>>546058146>he thinks lolicon is pedophiliago back
>>546058146shut up sketch
>>546060026the text in the images literally state marina's internal dialogue about how she loves "underage squid pussy"
>>546058146Lmao is that tim, what is his fascination on futa marina
>>546060484It ain't Tim, the pic is someone complaining about him
>>546060026>this is my sekrit club!!no.
>direct for a movie>still nothing for RaidersNintendo really doesn't care.
>>546058146why are you so obsessed
>>546060860boo hoo nigga 3 was announced and went over half a year with no new info you'll live
>>546051716RRG8-DRUB-E9C5-92NQ
we haven't even gotten proper metroid prime 4 news yet and likely aren't until the 14th with the embargo shit and you guys want raiders news?
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>546061284Wow
>>546053095So you’ll be completely obsolete when the next game comes out. Great news
>>546061284I feel like we need to see this in all the rank modes this weekend. Do you have any idea on how this victory came about?
>>546060384yeah, and it's fictiondo you think woomy is real, anon? the drawings can't hurt you. The drawings don't hurt anyone but the shareholders.
>>546062732Overtime runs for 3 minutes when neither team has scored any points towards the objectiveWhen that runs out, team Alpha is declared the winner with 1 pointThis almost never happens
>>546063220*If that runs out and neither team has scored any points still, team Alpha is declared the winner
>>546063220>This almost never happensThis is very true In all the years I've played woomy game it has only happened in a single CB match on Goby arena and I wouldn't be surprised to learn only a couple of other /ink/er have ever seen it happen in a match. Its a rare as a double wipeout
>>546061284Nice. Happened to me only once before. We would have won if I didn't fumble a ball throw by millimeters. >tfw team beta
/ink/ woomveems playing the pocky game
>>546063081it's still creepy that they go out of their way to specify it on top of the real-life child proportions
>>546069148She's a gamer girl wow.
dead thread
>>546061224I AM GOIGN TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM
how do you leave A rank?
>>546079980T pose Tako a warrior so strong even all the agents combined stand no chance against her.
>>546079971git gud
woomy of the bucket, what is your wisdom?
>>546082903woomy!
>>546082903don't play blob or blob decosloshers take two direct hits to splat someone in general so they don't require too much aimstealth jump is a must even for trimost of the other subs and main abilities can be stylized for personal play besides explosher and cexplosher benefiting from ink saver mainthe two machines are still fine to play once you get the hang of direct hit distancesvanilla dread (fuck chara), vanilla slosher and ash-n are probably the easiest ones to useqr isn't necessary if you go ntri
>>546082903woomy! (slosh twice to splat the opponent!)
>>546082903In case of emergency yebs can used as improvised projectiles to splat with.
>>546084014>don't play blob or blob decocounterpoint- use blob deco if you want a higher power challenge weapon that trades consistency for power, inking and funit doesn't have to be played dumb like most people play it, it can be played like slosher for the most part, and even more aggressively because it gets reasnoably easy oneshots at close rangejust learn to lead your shots and play as if you are playing against the laggiest brazilians (ergo, two calculated sloshes at most, then disengage before getting confirmation that they are dead), if brazil wins out then patch that little issue up with an instant marker (easier than most weapons because blob's reticle matches up closely with marker's trajectory)you'll also have to master moving with the blobs, your heading and velocity directly impacts where and how the blobs go- walk back to spread them out for zoning, go forwards to get the fastest blobs to nail someone at close range (try squid rolling into the opponent and blobbing their way!), mirror opponent's moves at midrange to make the blobs drift sideways with them and require less lead (better with a main of rsu, past that the diminishing returns on blob's slow-ish 0.5 strafe hit hard)that's all before we get into its freakishly complex cover abuse that you'll have to learn on a per-map basis, it can generally do the same things slosher can but also so much more on top
>er>osh>slWHAT DOES IT MEAN
sloshmo
>>546096567me when I give my friend the drink that makes your head explode
Why do we have two resident bathtubfags that think the weapon takes any amount of skill to use?
>>546086065He asked for wisdom not faggotryBlobtimmies can’t read
>>546101617i didn't reply to the guy seeking wisdom, i replied to the guy giving wisdompicking blob is not wise, but if you can handle it, it's strong, and a lot more similar to slosher/sloshmo than it initially appears
so how come woomies cameltoes are so notorious.
>>546109868>>546052350>>546052164I want to lose NNN
>>546111957sorry, you must spend the entirety of november being frye's roommate
What if I commissioned art of my woomy with giant woobies?
>>546124572do it
optimal SR is 4 players standing behind the basket and waiting for all the lasers and missiles to kill you
>marvel rivals added a map where people can hang outtake notes nogami
>>546145814>Raiders will have an island you can let people visit up to 8 other players at once.>In offline mode you can invite over various NPC characters including loading your agents from 2 & 3
>>546145814>>546147667just play animal crossing
>>546147667>both inviting and traveling to other's islands will be more like an elaborate puzzle than a touted basic feature>it will take five minutes every time>it will fail all the time and force you to start the process over yeah where have we seen this already
>play a game even less complete than S3
S3 is complete though, don't know where this meme came from
>no wave 3 dlc>not all weapons have third kitsIncomplete.
>>546147891You're not wrong but also the problem with ACNH is that there is absolutely nothing you can actually do with your friends. All you can do is run around and take pictures and that's it, no activities to do together. The game is only good for being creative by yourself, it's a pretty shit social game. The most fun part is leaving drawing on a friend's board.
>>546149734>significantly more content than 2 overallfinished videogame and completes the definition of a sequel
>>546150442>more = betterWrong. Incomplete.
>>546150653i accept your concession
>>546150795Youre being more of a faggot but ot doesnt mean youre complete.
>ad hominem
>>546149997wrong, the next update fixes this.
>>5461504423's foundation was shit so whatever they built on top of it was effort that didn't go into fixing the game. more frosting on a cake doesn't make the cake any less undercooked.>>546152120>5 years later
they're already playing christmas music in stores baka
>>546153106i just got into the game so it might as well never have been an issue
>>546153326Last ChristmasI gave you my FLARBut the very next dayYou won anyway
>>546147891>just play unrelated game where there's nothing to do with friendsEven Kirby Air Riders has friend lobbies figured out lmao
SR?
>>546154478because kirby air riders is a party gamesplatoon is not a party game, taking players who would normally be playing regular modes and improving into a friendly lobby is actively detrimental to the game's health.
>>546154667
>>546154667Okay
>>546154959Wyoomening.
Raiders was a mistake. We are going to get splat 4 until 2028 at this rate.
>>546155753this is a good thingthe more time they have to work on it the betterwe don't need a fourth (or fifth) rushed game
didn't people go all wholesome chungus for ACNH and told them to take their time and not crunch?whole lot of good that did.
>>546155072wooyoming is our ohio
GGs SR
ggs fishings
>>546158360there was an entire meme centered around people wanting the game to release early
open?
>>546167170rip
Sex with ocks.
Chara has been gone for six weeks as of yesterday.
>>546170718Keep us posted.
>>546170718Why do you care?
my yebby bought a baja blast pie at tako bell
>>546170718good his """opinions""" on the metagame are poisonous
>>546171873I hate americans so much
>State of Play JapanRaider news soon.
>>546177403SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>546177403>SonyThe only thing that could convince me to buy a PS5 is Bloodborne 2.
>all of the sony state of play was a rehash of the last nintendo directlmao
Woomy gonna appear in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
>>546182813>Seconds before the credit rolls you hear an odd sound. Mario turns around and out of the dust he sees the shape of someone all he hears is WOOMY!>Credits roll
A Woomy Movie.
An Extremely Woomy Movie
a woowie
Woom-e
Raiders news tonight. The thread will be alive again.
>>546196725>Shivers POV every single day
>>546205360Callie makes anything look good.
>that 13 year old woomer who still plays turf war
Doubt anyone is around for it but I'm gonna shoot some salmon for some time in case anyone wants to join at any point.
>ywn play salmon run with 12 y/o girls
>>546209676Callie and Marie will be 30 year old woomers in a few years and sipping monster energy drinks.
I'm a 30 year old woomer and drink white monster. Sometimes the ginger one.
>that mid 20s man that still plays splatoon
>>546216172There are 50 year olds who play Splatoon.
>>546215229u probably burp loud
>>546216812Be honest anon are you one of them.
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F2lxmx3nw0k0g1.jpeg
>>546217074I have 20 years to go.
anyone else want to
I wonder if /ink/ will still be here in 10 years. We've already had so many people leave.
>>546219104if the series is still going then it will still be here
>>546219104If I don’t kill myself by then.
>>546219104Woomy is becoming one of Nintendo big franchise. That means /ink/ will still be aroundunless Nogami does something really stupid like yeb idols and kills it
anyone wanna fish for 1 king?
>>546224419I just played for a couple hours so I might be tired but I can.
>>546225356opening
>>546225886knock
>>546225995opening
Please look at my cat Mr. Grizz
GG's A, and Y! fun round!
ggs big fish is dead not big surprise
>>546228513>>546228558GGs! Easy fish
Utsubumpuho
i want my woomy
utsuho-ho-ho!
>>546254912Anon it's only mid-November. Wait until at least the tail end of November for that.
I haven't been in this general for years, do you guys still get thrusky?
>>546260943literally who
>>546261714you know like pusky pusky
>>546260943Only you got thrusky.
>>546265929That can't be true...
>>546264628I want a calendar with marie on it.
>>546266650They do sell Splat calendars IRL and its the time of year to be buying one so have it anon.
>Mario Galaxy movie >We're bringing in a lot of new characters even Deep Cuts long time fans will recognizeDeep Cut confirmed for Mario Galaxy movie
still no woomy in mkwoomyless
>>546288340she will have to wait for after the DK DLC
>>546288340Theyll add her in mkw deluxe on switch 3
>>546288340Woomy is more likely to show up in Crossworlds at this rate.
>>546288754Let’s do it to it.
>>546288754If woomy gets added to crossworlds she won't even be able to woomy, so let's hope not.>sega can't even give other sega characters their voicesgrim
>>546288340goodwoomy should get her own racing game that is actually good
>>546289573sega can't even give other SONIC characters voices either, tangle and whisper will be mute like the rest
>>546289754Splatoon Kart that's just a CTR ripoff, fund it.
>>546289846Smash kart makes more sense but woomy is the main character.
>>546289846no, fuck offno more driftslop kartshit, it not only sucks, 910 won't allow it because we already got mayo kart and it makes other kart games not sellif splat's gonna get a racer, there are two games to take notes from- there's trailblazers that attempted to implement splat's turf mechanics into a racing game (but sucked because eveything else about it was too primitive, online was somehow worse than splat's and the characters were gay), and there's splat1's squid racer that can serve as the basis for the driving mechanics (so, kinda air ride-ish but can be made distinct)so, make vehicles more boats than cars, swimming half-submerged through an inked track (that alone would already make it interesting because you get powerboats with tracks that aren't limited to a 2d plane, and in fact can even go vertically)at the start of the race, most of the track is inked in a neutral colour (likely white), with a few shortcuts, inside lines and other track features that are not necessary to circumnavigate the track remaining uninked; throught the race, you ink parts of the track in your colour with certain chargeable abilitiesyour ink will, just as it does in splat, speed you up and slow opponents down (though not as drastically, closer to difference between light, regular and heavy weapons in normal splat, so about 20% speed loss and some grip loss)- you can try inking yourself the perfect trajectory but the next guy will likely just paint over it and you get net zero, or you can claim a trajectory off the beaten path and have yourself your very own boost pad into the corner on the next lap that will let you exit it with more speed and catch upwhen you go fast enough, you will automatically lift onto hydrofoil wings, which lets you go even faster and skip over enemy ink with less slowdown, but makes your handling super stiff
>>546295407you can press zl to fold the wings and drop the hull back into the ink to get control back, which will slow you down to hull's top speed over a short period of time but the speed loss will be converted into boost after you turnhowever, while regular speed in enemy ink is manageable, boost gets scaled way down in enemy ink and gets good multipliers in your ink, so you better have a launchpad ready from the previous lap, or you'll have to build up the speed to get on the wings againNO ITEMSNO COMBATonly racing and turfco-op 3v3 racing is the main mode, but 1v1 and time trials are availableand the fast speed class is this fast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VfG9G2q8Qs
>>546295407actually, you know whatmake it so enemy ink actually gives you more grip, since it's draggier. that would make just inking the baisic out-in-out a double-edged sword, if you got a heavy craft that struggles with grip but can power through the ink behind you it'll catch up through your ink instead of falling backand give us 80s paintjobs on everything, powerboat aesthetic from that time is peak
not reading all that sorry
>>546296221and maybe a vcr filter in the menus. probably too tacky tho. hi, nintendo? this is an anonymous forum, there is nobody behind this idea, for all you know it might even be ai-generated. you can steal it and nobody will be able to sue you for it, so take it and run with it. adjust as needed.
i just wanted splatoon 2-2, man
>>546296941Why would you want a sequel to the objectively worst game in the series?
>>546296604tldr:>woomy powerboats on inked tracks>ink the track in your colour to go faster and slow opponents down the next lap>go fast to enter super fast mode that can't turn, press button to quit fast mode and slow down but speed loss gets converted into boost, so it's kinda similar to squid racer from splat1 and kirby air riders but more complex>NO ITEMS>miami
When 4 releases with mouse aiming it’s over for you faggots. I will be the best e-liter player in the world.
>>546300847>4 is announced with full mouse controls>Nogami finally listened and removed chargers from game.
Shampoo Woomy
>>546295407hmm
Shampoomy
>haven't played in weeks>sz scorch and undertow
>>546307425I really hope 4 has good maps so I don't get demotivated to play from just looking at the stage rotations.
>>546307425Don't be so dramatic, you have two or three other queues to pl->checks rotations
did you finish those errands?
I finished inside woomy if you know what I mean
i finished drawing.>>>/aco/9049924
>>546313820octopaizuri
>>546313820Nicely done.
>>546313820did you draw this bc he destroys bekaons in pbs
>>546313820>should i draw a inker with no art or the inker with a million arts?
>>546313820sex with this ock
thrusky
>>546313820NiceShouldn't those nipples be pierced?
>>546317007my veemo does not have pierced nipples
>>546316729i only draw up to one octo a year in october and only like the drill hair.>>546316312yes.>>546317007yuck.
Fashion yeb.
>>546318859I see a yeb and a weyy
>>546319238Yes, you can keep the weyy.
>>546319387Yoink.
>>546329194>#1 Splat Assister>#1 Popular Target>#1 Super Jump Spot
>>546329194>#1 Popular target>#1 Damage Taker>#1 Inkstorm user
>Eeltail>Crableg
>>546313820nice pillowshading
1king fish?
>>546332485Looks like bad timing this time.
waverace: woomy
>>546340294Such is life lately.
Marlboro x Woomy
>>546343570
Black tight leggings with panty lines as a bottom option when?
>>546317007gaaayyyy
>>546369762I never understood why Nintendo never let us use an idol's seasonal fest fit when taking amiibo photos.Just doesn't make much sense.
>>546372510No night stages in Recon either, really annoying.
>>546372985also can't use all the poses in photo mode because fuck you
ngmi is holding those obvious features out because he can trickle them into next games and every idiot will be like "yay new features! game is so much better!". same as missile cooldown nerf.
>>546374243can't use any poses in side order
>>546376753which is why the missile cooldown was there at launch.oh wait.
>>546377567he wanted to rub it in one last time to returning players, and show how bad it was to the new onesall of it, extremely deliberate actions
>>546378242i wish i could be as schizo as you
>>546378242>confusing incompetence with malice
>>546378421if he was incompetent, he'd be fired
>>546379207Get a load of this NEET who's never had to deal with corporate shenanigans.
>>546378421desu with these devs I'd be willing to believe it's malice. They deliberately made side order the LEAST replayable rogue-lite imaginable because the knew if it was good less people would play the shitty multi-player
>>546382140>>546378382
>>546382140no, that's actually incompetence. side order shows clear signs of "we don't know what the fuck we are doing" all over the place.
>>546384017The only problem with Side Order is the amount of content.What's there is well polished and fun.
>>546384189the things they've already done before are greatall the mechanical and aesthetic stuff is great, aside from the traditional "we'll stick our lame idols at what should be the most hype moments in the game so you love them more"but the core rogue-like progression is borked beyond repair, lacking both balance and content
do people forget that splatoon 3's game director is the art director of the series, inoue.he's also the creator of woomy
>>546385676he also voices woomy so he is woomy
>>546385676>creates woomy>ruins her in the game he directs by not giving floppers the proper length for the new woomy body
>>546387693now you're just making things up
>>546387773He's right though. Floppers don't look as long anymore but that's because inkling bodies are longer now, mostly on the legs. I miss the gremlin proportions cause small is cute.
>>546389084they also flop too much nowthey are like hairin 1 and 2 they felt heavy, properly meaty
>>546393809You put it into words better than I ever could. I used to love floppers but I just don't feel them anymore with 3. I miss meatier floppas.
>>546393809because they had no physics, they were stiffly animated instead
>>546372985Its extra dumb when you remember you could do this in photo mode during a splatfest and even recon had the stages in night mode.
splatoon is a disappointment simulator
>>546395978no the disappointment is real.
Nothing has gotten worse, you're just growing up, and starting to become more cynical and pessimistic
>>546396824I like splatoon 3 more than 2 but 3 still has a fair amount of glaring flaws. It's healthy to be critical of what you consume even if you like it, as long as you still find good things about it. Otherwise you turn into what Pokesloppers are.
>>546396824Woomies aren't the same as they were in the first game.
>>546398259She's bigger, faster, and stronger, too.
New Splatfest idea:Spats vs Yoga Pants vs Dolphin Shorts
Idea: Spatfest
Idea: woomy floppers on my face
I'm gonna hug your woomy and there isn't a thing you can do about it.
I think the serial woomy hugger has broken free again.
>>546393809>floppers>flop too muchBlasphemyThey just have proper physics now. Only problem is they got rid of the animation they had with a Special ready.
they flop good now i like spinning around
>>546403845They also don't funni vibrate when firing a splatling anymore.
>>546403845>got rid of the animation they had with a Special ready.One of the great mistakes of 3 getting rid of something as good as this
>he still uses the boring ass basic flopsthere's so many hairstyles now and you stick with the most boring ones?
>>546404835wow that looks worse than i remember
I think it's okay to cut your floppers.
Did floppers clip as much in S1 too? Clipping is my biggest pet peeve ever, I can't fucking stand it, ever picture with floppers clipping is ruined and 3/4 of the photo mode poses are unusable because of that. They only seem to have made some effort (still not perfect tho) with Marina's tentacles when she dances, but nothing for any player models.
>>546405123Its looks a little different from the front when we're all use to seeing it from the back.
I need sex with a veemo.
>>546395483>>546403845>they had no physicsthey had physics, they just had much more inertia.>>546403970i liked it more when they tucked them in when spinning. >>546406882they clipped just as much,but that's kinda inevitable. big hair is hard to make not clip.
>>546410434>big hair is hard to make not clipLiterally just make it not clip. Collide with other parts of the model. How hard can it be.
>>546411852then it flips and spazzes about and could even get stuck, which would make it even worse
>>546411852>t. person who has never coded anything ever
>>546411852anon never opened mmd
>>546410434>they had physics, they just had much more inertialol?
big bumps
>>546403845>I know I'm a squid I just can't prove it yet
>>546416238I like these inklings (male)
>>546417761much love brah (male)
>>546417761>>546418291stop roleplaying
feeding woomy plenty of omega-3 gummies to make her a smart woomy
>>546418826>no mario themed splatfest for the 40th anniversary like the 35th:(
>>546418756me on the left
>>546418978But woomy is goodest when dum, making her smart will only make her a bad woomy.
>>546418756What if they are both girls...
>pokopia is baisically pokemon animal crossingwhen are we getting woomy crossing
>>546420060never hopefully
>>546420060If I can't PvP in it, I'm not interested.
>>546420060You people will play anything except the actual animal crossing games.
>>546420537>implying we want to play it instead and not together with animal crossing
>>546420537New Leaf was the last good game.
Who wants to violate some fish and kidnap their unhatched egglings?
splatoon 4an ancient evil awakens
Or we can just fish if you want to do that instead
/ink/ explaining why splatoon 4 should have houses, furniture, villagers, fishing, and bug catching
splatoon 4 shouldn't have splatanas
>>546423546you've had three years to adapt, git gud
What if Splatoon 4 had a better tickrate and non-busted specials.
>>546423916Sorry anon, the game has to accomodate for Japanese salarymen playing turf war while riding the subway.
>>546423916Ask for something realistic next time
What if Splatoon 4 sucks?
Splatoon 4 is gonna have Splatoon 1 Dual Squelcher Dualies
>>546424792>what if
woom if
woom whiff
hmm... hints of sea salt.
>>546423916splatoon is a kids game and kids love powerful dopamine factory specials that are easy to use
>>546426808erm, no. Splatoon is a man's game which is why past won.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/137446557
>>546432503>loli/ugly bastardyawn
>>546432503>offmodel trashBooooo
this you?
>>546435228Yup
>>546435043>off model?
>>546420537I just bought it and I'm playing it.
>buckbreak explosher through the entirety of splatoon 2>make an easier, more retarded explosher in wellstringFucking retarded devs
>>546439309Dread should be heavyweight instead of explo
how would you nerf painbrush
>>546439309tbdesu i think you just suck
>>546440057Name? FC? Rank?
>>546440029painbrush is one of the worst weapons in the game
>>546438980>Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they do.
>>546440029>>546440057>>546440130post x power and stop imagining your games
>>546440520you first
"post x" this and "post badges" thathow about you post your motherfucking abs and blood work.
>>546442580>implying anyone here actually works out
>>546442580>blood workGlow harder
Anyone wanna fish now?
>>546440520Don't bully me, I can't break 2500 power...
A woomy appears
>>546423407Yes.
>>546423407>housesyes>furnitureyes>villagerssaid nobody ever>fishingSalmon Run is good and should come back>bug catchingEh, a proper roguelite mode that does it better than Side Order would be neat
slm?
>>546443870your blood isn't supposed to glow
>>546473913
>>546439309wellstring is not an explosher, it's more like dynamobut it is more retarded than dynamo, all the intimidation factor but with short action and quick self-defense oneshotsthat's called powercreep and i was bashing your head against its existence for the last 2 years, telling you it's shit for the gamebut you just accepted it, ngmi can't do anything wrong and wellstring is fun so it's ok it is fun tho
splatoon
>>546478848Put on a tripcode please.
/ink/ is dead...
not yet
>quirky space marines in Prime 4Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I do not want humans talking and assisting me in my fucking silent Metroid adventure
>>546505245it's literally just one npc and ign is freaking out about that one npc you spend 5 minutes with
>>546505321They show multiple scenes of the federation friends assisting samus in that overview trailer, I really don't want some assholes helping me out and fucking quipping in my metroid game.
>>546506121none of them are quipping except that one nerdy npc who looks like a chudjak, in fact most of them will die because of the obvious death flags in the trailer>hating on anthony higgsngmi
>>546506480Just ain't the vibe I was looking for after Dread, teammates with individual healthbars talking at me is gonna be annoying especially if they give any hints to puzzles
this is not a metroid general
>>546506837another preview i've seen said they give no hints to any puzzle, and it didn't handhold you at all.
>>546506924If they stay true to that then cool, still don't like that they're even there. I'd like if it were optional to let them die and move on solo but I imagine the story will keep them alive for however long.>>546506838Where the fuck is the random 7 minute Raiders trailer?
>>546507248Raiders is nowhere near close to done
>>546501169YOU'RE INKING YOURSELF
woomy flesh
>>546507248>>546508212Whats Raiders?
>>546517997>when a woomy gets too good
>>546517209Las Vegas Raiders baka
>>546517209you've never heard of raiders shadowers legenders?
My woomy is no longer mentally ill.
>decent weapon lineup>Moron's Bay
Weyyo!
>>546527609Reminder that work at Grizzco is not guranteed nor supposed to be fun, fair or frustration-free.
>>546528819and thus my participation is not guaranteed either
>>546528819I already make mad cash from being a hot shot anarchy battle star, I don't need no stinkin' Grizzco.
splatoon 4 will have mastercraft inspect animations
>>546526172nvm she shredded her floppers again.
Anyone use 8bitdo Pro 2 or 3 controller for splatoon? is it any good?
>POV: You're Pearl
>>546385676Ah, so that's why Splatoon 3 is all style, no substance
sr anyone?
If you give a yebby a cookiehe'll ask for a glass of milk
>>546556401If you give a yebby a glass of milk,he'll fart uncontrollably because he's lactose intolerant
>>546556171Ya.
>>546556401but if you give yebby a bucket, a cow and a nintendo switch with a cartridge of "1-2-switch" he'll get a whole bucket of milk
>>546557693was stucked with an update opening
>>546052350Saggy haggy>>546060026We called the avatar of lolicon "pedobear" for a reason, coping newfag. Feel free to go back.
ain't giving yebby anything
a yebby just flew over my house
>>546558110Room for another?
>>546559070starting w2opening after
>>546559301opening
i've been logged off this place and splatoon in general for over a year. anything happened lately that's worth caring about?
>>546560854Nothing, dead game, dead general. Last time anything happened was half the weapons got third kits half a year ago.
>>546560854Everything is dead as shit. The thread’s last an entire week before becoming new.
>>546560854we got 30 new weapons and urchin underpass shortly after the switch 2 launched.
>>546560982third kit? like in the vein of sheldon's pick or kensa?>>546561274womp womp, was like that before splatoon 3 got announced if i remember correctly>>546561335lol urchin's been added? has it been butchered like the rest?
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?probably will only play for an hour
>>546561685>third kit? like in the vein of sheldon's pick or kensa?more like kensa, barazushi and emberz each created 15 new weapon kits>lol urchin's been added? has it been butchered like the rest?no actually, it has very few changes
>>546561703I'll play a bit after the hour, gimme a moment to decompress first.
>>546561968>more like kensa, barazushi and emberz each created 15 new weapon kitshuh, interesting. i hope the new weapons shook up the snipewriter cooler meta from when i last left off>no actually, it has very few changesthat's actually good to hear. probably one of the best maps in the game then by virtue of being an s1 map.
>>546561994let me know when you're ready
ggs fish fun rot
ggggggggssssssssssssss AG
GGs fsh
This you?
>>546568026yes
>>546505245you know it makes me think about how the npc's stupid comments during single player missions are a lot more bearable when it's funny squid/octopus sounds
>>546578349sea puns and quirky humor are also a core part of splatoon's stylemetroid has never had that
I'm actually furious about the npc situation in prime. A bunch of ugly retards making marvel-tier jokes that I have to protect from danger that also assist in fucking combat, automatically lessening any semblance of challenge, is such a stupid idea it gives me an actual headache
Fryezuri.
>>546575870still funny how their worst song is the one big man had no hand in
>>546580983What game?
>>546581836Suffer No Fools is good and i'm tired of pretending it isn't.
>>546582148metroid prime 4
I'm sorry, the site was down for a bit but now it's up. I don't think anyone uses the booru anymore but I just wanted to let everyone know it's up now.
>>546584252Thanks for your efforts.
>>546052350>yuta
>>546052350not only does she not look like that, nothing about her personality suggests she would look like that
>>546590662cum brains don't care about who or what the character actually is
i like girls that are nice, smile at me and acknowledge my existence
blackbelly skatepark sz, now that was a good map
I'm tired of porners
>>546027449Fuck rainy
>>546602754Get in line
>>546600937yes2-zone maps can't be cheesed by specials s4 should cull all 1-zone mapsthey are called splat zones, plural, for a reason
>>546600937The Reef was my favorite map.
>>546505245And people say they want voice acting in Pokémon. At least we’re just getting Deep Cut and we’ve already had Squid Sisters and Off the Hook during our adventures.
>>546613097pokemon could do with some classic rpg grunts tho
>>546581836it's not their song, it's OtH's song and it sucks because OtH's songs suck.
>>546613097pokemon should stop making cutscenes look like they SHOULD be voice acted
WAKE UP
TAKE A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
Cod I love veemos...
This is you.
spat zones
gm /ink/who would winfour kuromis or four dumb cephs
>>546634338
>>546634338i love these pics
After years I finally bought Splatoon 3 and I'm having fun :)Any tips? I just reached level 4 online
>>546634868no yebweyys allowed in the pb
>>546636850Do not turn off motion controls, otherwise you're at a big disadvantage and some weapons are unusable like chargers. If you're not used to them, play the single player mode until it clicks.
>>546636850never use aerospray, either one. Also snipewriter is GOD and your teammates will likely bow to it whenever one shows up so go make a sandwich or something during those matches, ain't gonna win anyway
>>546636850Learn to look at the map every once in a while.
>>546637552adding to this, for fucks sake destroy beakons when you see them
>>546636850Switch to the Japanese plaza. It won’t affect matchmaking or anything like that, only the art you see when you walk around. The American and European plazas are full of nonsense like lgbt propaganda and #freepalestine.
>bought splatoon 3>having fun>smiley faceis such a thing even possible?
>>546636850don't stick to turf war for too long, it's the worst mode in the game
>>546638119I had fun in the beginning, didn't hate the game until I hit S+ (so like a month in)
>>546636850You wanna make sure you have ability chunks for the gear you like if you don’t get it through random. So be sure to play Salmon Run.
>>546637002what did you do to yellow's head
Sex with woomy.
I had a dream where I launched splatoon 3 and deep cut talked about irl news.
PB 0/10
Oh my, haven’t seen you in a while.
Reunion lobby.
another dead pb where nobody joins and the underage mormon won't shut the fuck up kek
>>546648020yay
>>546647909Got a chance to play today. Happy to see you again.
zapped
>>546652923can you shut the fuck up mormon
>>546641073how else are they gonna lift hydras
>>546613097>one bad game means ALL VOICE ACTING SHOULD ALWAYS BE REMOVED FOREVERleast retarded nintendo fanHell the anime dub is par for the course dubslop and we all have nostalgia for the early season voices they could totally make it work in Pokemon
>>546653963Leave woomanity behind.
translator's note: woomy means "nice!"
woomy long legs
GGs that was a brutal SZ match.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
brb killing self
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/ds4mcwfpgihe3dta.flac
GGs pb
>>546660638GGs! Thank you for hosting.
Ggs Pb!Thanks for hosting >>546660638
>>546660638ggs
GGs PBersThanks for hosting
ggs i wasn't there
ggs pb. this was the worst/best nogami moment.
the last game was pretty crazy.
Great Tusks cheated on Fantasy's pb.Block him.Now.
where do i get a pet woomydoes woomy bitewhat do i feed to woomyis owning woomy legalwoomy owning legal where
>>546665848the seapotentiallyshrimpyesthey're not usually protected but i'm not a lawyer so idk how fishing licences usually workthey live less than a year, you need a massive tank so they don't kill themselves, and saltwater tanks are already a hassle
Need Agent 8...
>joints hurt>cold>going deaf in one ear>losing my sense of taste and smell28 is older than I thought
>>546675110>3 things that are common symptoms of being exposed to cold weather>complains about being young pretending to be oldWait till you're nearing 40, it's like 30 different symptoms that go away once spring comes around
>>546675110that's covid, covid, listening to a single earpod and covidget yourself some headphones with good transparency mode to limit loud noises, and keep settng them one tick quieter than what you'd want to listen at to get accustomed to listening to things quieter for the third oneand start viciously hating everything chinese for the rest
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/63len9.png
>>546687527Utsutum.
>>546687905
>>546696520Me as the dead ceph
>>546696520Nothing is more irritating than someone who pings ouch after dying like an idiot.
>lost 250 power in a day>only one zones rotation at non-retarded hours tomorrow>it has fucking HumpbackI give up, there's no recovery from this.
who else got 1530 power in x battle while listening to kpop?
wellstring is a cheat code to breaking hoko barrier desu
>>546685504flexible beeb
>>546637256It's a bit hard to get used to especially if you have the joycons attached to your switch, putting it on a controller makes it easier based on my experience.>>546637270I don't have any weapons bought right now, just the starting weapon and splat roller, currently level 7 and just doing whatever. Will probably save up on the tickets.>>546637552There's a map?>>546637869I'm at HK, South Korea. I do like the art people draw>>546638890Isn't turf war just the regular match? There are other modes in the game?
>>546702508X button opens up the map which lets you jump to teammates. If you use shoes with stealth jump, your landing spot is hidden from faraway enemies. Ranked modes are unlocked at level 10.
>>546636850Post FC, join inkgen pool, make and/or join rooms.Also don't be a schizo, falseflagger, or sockpuppet, we're tired of those.
>>546712119sockpuppet?
Why are ALL silver X badge users so fucking dogshit
>>546713576Where's your badge though?
>>546713576protip: gold ones are too
god, if you're listening, please cancel raiders
it's not fair...
>>546721539if the toenails don't match it's soulless
>>546713576Top 500 in Ttek has been as low as the 2200s in recent seasons. Unless it shows the Takoroka logo the badge is meaningless.
Nice of the Squid Sisters to invite us over for a picnic eh Veemo?
>>546742567I hope they made lots of spaghetti!
giving woomy dinnerbone nametagwatching woomy turn upside down
Stay fresh!
>>546744012Veemo, look!It's from Mr. Grizz!
Anyone else effortlessly 999 that last SR rotation?
>>546758054I didn't even play.
>>546752638why is the water green
>>546758220bath bomb
>>546758054I watched someone make it to 999.
>>546758054I only played to 740 before I went out for the night.
>>546758054>effortlessly>multiple hours of grinding the same shit>>>effortlessly/ink/ has the most retarded takes
>>546758054While listening to kpop?
>>546761382>started at 400>got in group chat with friends>average waves cleared: 2.1I'm calculating about 4 hours of playing. that's nothing.
>>546761382>doing what you were going to do regardlessnot so different from playing series or x if you're a pvpfag
>>546762529>that's nothingthat's catching 2-3 ranked rotations in one go. that's a fucking lot for a mode as shallow as fishing. >>546762846there is far more variety, both inherent and self-induced, in pvp than there is in sammin. again, at very least, 2 rotations of different modes and 2 different maps each. and a 25-song playlist.
>main game so bad they hide and only update SR4 should remove it to be honest
>>546764935did you have a stroke typing this
>>546764935You mean the mode that hasn't had anything new since 2024?
How much dev time was spent on table turf? How much do people play table turf?
>>54676594530 minutes, tops.
canceled my prime 4 pre-order, damn shame
>>546766969so?
>>546766969
>>546766969Can you buy me splatoon 3 for Black Friday
>>546767081>not 67Not funny
>>546766969how do i unsubscribe from your blog
>>546767308Need gob...
me when i wake up
>>546696520your fault for not playing wellstring
>>546767308guh
>>546773748blin
Odds yeb evens weyy
>>546779826Afro Veemo
>>546780038No veemo
Woomy Air Woomers
>>546297435Too complex. Just make it a CTR ripoff with woomy.
>CTRlol ded gaem
>>546791258>Global test ride is overI'll probably get it if I ever see it on sale.
Is it likely for Raiders to get a demo?It (probably) isn't an online focused game so there wouldn't be any sort of global testfire.
long time no slom does anyone wanna fsh
>>546793575not in the slightest. they announced raiders on an app nobody owns and went two whole nintendo directs (so far) without even a passing mention of it, meanwhile legends Z-Ass gets an entire trailer for the dlc before the game even released. Raiders won't have any info revealed until 3 days before it drops so nobody has enough time to realize it sucks ass until it's too late, just like side order but $70 this time
>>546794203Splatoon 3 also went two directs without a passing mention doomfaggot, calm down.
>>546794462We already knew what the gameplay of 3 was gonna be, it's been half a year since Raiders was announced and we have literally zero idea how it's gonna play. These scenarios are not equivalent
>>546793575Why do people ask stuff like this like we work for nintendo :/
>>546793575A demo like the old days. We play one or two mission's that would be at some point in the game. Then we get a trailer showing us more at the end.
What if raiders is a co-op game?
What if raiders is a po-op game?
>>546794851Why are you being intentionally retarded?
Name your three wishes for Raiders.
>>546796949>actual deep cut character development>the game is funi have no third wish, that covers everything.i have no third wish
>>546796949swimsuitsyuriactually fun replayable gameplay
>>546796949Shadowdropped tomorrow
>>546780038Dunno how to feel about this.
>>546798620cute veemo!
Splatoon 3 ODST
>>546796949A reasonable lengthy gameKick awesome soundtrackTransferable rewards to Splatoon 4
>>546796949it succeeds and convinces nintendo to give other racing franchises in their portfolio another try
How would you bribe Judd and Lil Judd?
anyone wanna play some open at the hour?
>>546810275Yes
>>546810275For sure
>>546810275wow 4/4 we are so back
https://youtu.be/LKGQHyMXP5w
GGs open
GGs openers
>uploading files from your IP range has been blockedhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/71194175GG's Openeers!
GGs open!
why are the squids hot
1king salmin at rotation?
>>546826691Almost a full meter from Freelance earpier but I could play.
>>546829024Opening.
>3 knockback deaths w1This game is gay
GGs a
ggs fis sorry I'm braindead
>>546831694good woom
>>546837674artist?
>>546837782@Racdy99
>>546837861>it's primarily frye artoh well.
>>546844326Are there new levels to play?
>>5467969491. fun2. multiplayer3. brellas don't suck raw assAll I need
i dunno i just thought it'd be bigger
>>546837674i want to sniff her
>when you get to heaven but it's octarian
>>546856152like kettles and bondage stuff everywhere?
>>546856152So does that mean I get 72 veemo wives?
>>546864963he said heaven not hell
not enough flopshredders in this thread
>>546874065Not enough of anything in the thread lately, to be frank.
>yfw they use Beta Frye & Beta Shiver as villains for Raiders.
>>546882518beta pearl
>>546882518Beta Frye > Final Frye
>>546887827beta frye is oc donut steel territory
>>546887141HmmBusiness ideaWe use all beta versions as the villainsMechanic-chan has to face beta versions of Squid Sisters, Off the Hook & Deep Cut at the end of each island chain
Who wants to fish?
>>546874065
>>546894021If you’re still interested I can, rotation is gonna happen soon.
>>546900749We'll go at rotation unless you wanna fish now
>>546901464Rotation is good
Room up
>>546902774I will join
>>546902918room up
GG's G, and P!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_fq7rjxAo
>>546906317There’s Waldo
Now this is an outfit Callie needs for summer fest.
Did you get yours?
ngmi where the fuck is my mechanic woomy?
>>546909364I still never got the grandfest icons.
>>546910617Those took the longest to show up. But at this point call Nintendo I guess (if you did whatever it was you had to do to earn them).
we might not have leagueor mapsor the rest of side orderor third wave dlcor third kitsor a playerbasebut at least we have icons
>>546914894>challenge is league retarded faggot>forced meme>stop coping>doesn't exist>retarded faggot>retarded faggotthat about cover your bitching?
>>546915369no
>>546899864
>>546915369>le funny meme modes every nowand then are a replacement for competitive team battles
>>546915369Challenge is NOT League, they rolled League mechanics into Anarchy Open and ruined that mode.
>>546916376>>546916563stop complaining
>>546917051fuck off, Challenges are wasted potential most of the time.
I'm still waiting on the grizzco weapon challenge.
>>546922023grizz charger wins every timewithout shield penetration to worry about, it is entirely uncontested
>>546922658You're so boring.
>>546924034salmon run sux lowk
>>546924034just like a grizzco weapon challenge would be
>>546924564Then you add a rule where all 8 players get the same weapon.We already know what a match would look like when the roller is in play but what about the other weapons?
>>546924564Are you positive about fucking anything?
>>546924759yes
>>546924759Positivity is a meme.
>>546925568nahexceptionally positive actions should still be rewardedbut for everything else, it's sysadmin principle- good performance is expected and thus not supposed to be rewarded, while failure gets negative reinforcement to condition them to return to nominal values
>>546926189
Fuck it, I'm going to say it In my head canon Marie is a shota con
>>546926189You're absolutely right and that's why I choose to outlive the French gaylord who will hopefully leave forever or see the light at how gay he was and stay gone
>>546926739I want to like this but in splatoon canon, shotas look like this but male.
>>546927341Hebe then
Le WOOMY!!
New thread:>>546931468>>546931468>>546931468
>>546931675kill yourself grezar.
This again
>>546931675retarded tourist
>>546931867Notice how it's a Mariefag again. Wait we shall.
>>546931959that's not marie in the op you retard
>>546931675genuinely kill yourself grezarBaker anon actually make a proper thread next time and don't use this thread to stop the fucking shitstain once and for all.
>>546931959That's frieren. Don't read the manga.
why do you think it's g in particular?
>>546933861We know it's him because he accidentally outed himself one of the other times it happened
>>546934007actual schizo mentality, so every single person on 4chan who makes an early thread is him? listen to yourself, the more you react like this the more shit posters will continue to do it so you get mad at someone who did something once by mistake
>>546935242either you're grezar or new.He's been doing this on/off every other thread just so he can say "my thread."Also creating useless threads just so "you'll get mad" is a bannable offense, that isn't going to happen you retarded tourist
>>546935638So someone who's been apart of /ink/ since Splatoon 2 starts breaking the rules of the general threads? That makes no sense.
>>546935971>he wouldn't do that because he's never done it before!Except he has done this before like 3 years ago and now he's doing it again. Maybe more times because I took a break for a while
>>546936307Three years ago during launch? We had some early bakers but I'm pretty sure they were all different anons. The only consistently problematic one was the AI spammer last year who was dealt with. The past few times weren't blatant shitposting but baking before the thread even hits bump limit is bad practice. I let it slide then but I'm not sure I will this time.
>blaming someone that doesn't even post here anymoreThere's probably 10 people here tops.
Let's see how this goes New>>546939875>>546939875>>546939875
