Mogged Hussy EditionStore link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>545744495
>>546154696Thick Ashley Supremacy
Titmogging really activates the neurons.
We all know Julia is bigger
>>546155716Simply incorrect.
>>546156476One day Nemlei will give us a cg we can use to compare them. One day
>>546154696Do women really?
Cannibalism is gross.
Sprite supremacy!
>>546160981I'm a Pepsi kind of man myself
>>546158538alex jones threatening to chop up his neighbors and put them on meat hooks was the funniest thing I ever heard him say
>>546162835Love that nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>546160981>We could have no-good noelle 2 by now
>>546156896who made this? it looks pretty real for a fanmade game cg
>>546168112>who made this?Nemlei
>>546168112play the game.
>>546168179>>546168592wait, is this official?like, I played the game, but I never managed to find THAT scene while playing
>>546169352Did you not play Cliffhanger?
>>546168112>>546169352Someone post the "don't fuck with us coffin fans" image
>>546168112>>546169352HOLY fucking fake fan
>>546168112>>546168592
>>546169352Best post this week
>>546154696>smaller than advertised.
>>546160981Her piss is mint flavored
>>546186298Ivy doesn't pee. Or poop.
Yes, hello, please provide some Douglas and Renee art, thank you.
https://x.com/xx_ham_donut_xx/status/1988015313619714124
>>546186920Ashley would never do such a thing, that's whore behavior.
>>546187487>Ashley would never do such a thing>that's whore behavior.Contradictory
>>546189394Of all the things one could accuse Ashley of, "being a whore" is probably among the stupidest and blatantly false.
>>546189526Ashley "handjob merchant" Graves
>>546189634Oh so she actually worked there then?
>>546189394>>546189634t. Seething redditors
>>546189718Technically, yes. Even if she skipped on the first day, she was employed there.
I want to see Andrew as an Tech priest and Ashley as a Sister of Battle
>>546190213>never exchanged a sexual service for money>okay but well technically blah blah blah!Okay buddy, I'm looking forward to the next step in this tired bait.
>>546190373>applied to the Handjob Palace>accepted the offer>got ready for her shift before Andrew interviewed That's canon, you'd know that if you played the game
>he throws out some bait>you know it's bait>he knows you know it's bait>you reply nonethelessSad!
>>546190739He admitted last thread that he takes every post seriously. Even though anyone posting the Julia computer image is clearly joking
>>546190861What the fuck are you talking about?
>>546191002Keep up Bill! I'm talking about what happened last thread
>>546191460When answering a question like that, it's generally helpful to explain further. I'll rephrase it since you're clearly autistic: I wish for more information regarding what event you're referring to "last thread" as well as a helpful reference to what mental illness you were clinically diagnosed with.
>>546189934Notice how they don't actually respond to this allegation.
>>546192268No, no it's just a joke anon!
>>546192268>nooooooo please! I'm not a redditor!! NooooooooooooooooooIs that what you're expecting of me?
>>546192456Yes. You should prostrate yourself for making dogshit posts.
first time visiting /v/this place sucks
>>546192528Everything I said was canon. Deal with it
Please stop responding to obvious bait.
>>546192993No! It's extremely important that I take every post ITT seriously!
The fact that Ashley doesn't even let herself enjoy sex with her husband because it's "whore behavior" is simultaneously one of the funniest things in the game and ranking among the saddest.>>546193269Well stop then.
>>546193346>Well stop then.N-no, I'm joking and pretending to be one of the people replying
>>546193447Alternatively, you can log off for a bit so you stop creating delusional thread lore.
>>546193698Look at the shitter on that critter.
I fucking HATE law school
bros.... its another day without a sister to cuddle. its really getting to me today. ive had girlfriends, even girlfriends that will pretend to be my sister for me, but nothing makes me fulfilled. i just need to hold and cradle my sister until she vanishes into my chest... this isnt a meme im legitimately at the end of my rope.
>>546194803adopt a sister
>>546194803>ive had girlfriends
>>546194803digits decide your next life
>>546194325You fucking failure, why couldn't you be more like your brother Philip?
She's such a cute adorable little princess bros.
>>546196540Ashley's innate edginess is really endearing.
>>546193346Thankfully SnSley deserves to suffer, so it's much funnier than it is sad.
>>546196540
>>546196943Ashley doesn't deserve to suffer. Arguably Andrew doesn't either.
>>546196943Brownoid Redditor mindset baby
I DEMAND TO SNIFF RENEE'S FEET
>>546198725Just one day without baiting, please
>>546196645My heart melts and my dick solidifies.
>>546199323
>>546199908You have my attention
>>546193792
>>546201098immaculate chibi imoutush
>>546194803>ive had girlfriends, even girlfriends that will pretend to be my sister for mecry me a fucking river
>>546201453if you have envy over me having had a girlfriend you need to get off this general. this is for sisters. i may as well be a virgin.
>>546202593wideley known for her cuteness
>wideley
>>546202593Wideley considered a psycho bitch
>>546205460You should calm down
She's the cutest
>>546209290Dammit anon, this image is supposed to be weaponized against ESL shitposting, not cute sisterposting!
>>546210538Good animation, too bad it's wasted on a dumpster-diving gutter slut crack-addicted trollop.
>>546214365Anon, get your eyes checked, that's not Ashley!
>>546214497I never said it was.
>>546214587I--I know, I was making a joke
I only play this game for the imouto love
>>546217395Frankly, there's not enough of it in the world.
I only play this game for the intricate puzzles
I only play this game for ???
I only play this game for grandpa
Should I tell my little sister that I want an imouto like Ashley?
>>546218949No, you should tell your little sister she's cute and that you love her.
>>546218530Grandma, who let you use the internets?
>>546218949Accept your sibling as who she is anon. The entire game is about that
>>546218949>I wish you were someone elseYeah, do it
>>546219046>>546221053I love her a lot but greed is hard to overcome.
>>546168112>>546172259
>>546218949You should turn her into a bimbo.
>>546222956>bimboMy worst fear.
>>546155151>>546154696Do you guys think it's possible for women to breastmog men? Men can obviously mog women with their stature and strength, but I think it's certainly possible for a woman to have such impressively large breasts that all the men in the room can't help but feel profound respect, and possibly even be intimidated by her. Breast envy wouldn't apply in this case like it does for women; men who gets breastmogged simply shut down in the presence of a deity.
>>546222669I haven't touched this game in 2-3 years. I want to grope my little sister's small and tight butt though.
>>546223727
>>546224109Sorry, I am leaving now.
>>546224938Leaving to play the game, I hope!
>>546225504I'm too busy to play it right now.
>>546225775To busy to have played the game in the last 7 months but not so busy to post on 4chan in the meantime?
>>546223541In the sense that there are a significant number of men who stop being able to function in the presence of a woman they're obviously sexually attracted to, I guess. That said, I don't know how any woman could tolerate being in the same photo as that milkmaid when in her heavier photos she nearly titmogs my sister who is a certifiable freak of nature.
Ironically, Coffin fails the Bechdel test.
>>546226253That's because Nemlei is based and know what the people want.
>>546226253False. Doug's mom and Renee were talking about considering getting an abortion at 16 when Renee told her off in episode 3a
>>546227208>abortionWho caused the pregnancy?
>>546227431Nemlei
>>546226253Ashley and Renee argue during the episode 2 sacrifice if you don't trust the trinket, and its not about a man, so
>>546227502They're arguing about Ashley "brainwashing" Andrew
>>546226253Ashley and Renee argue about starving in the apartment in episode 1, literally their first conversation.
>>546218530Based.
>>546227642they argue about other stuff too
>>546227696True....well shit
>>546229263Whole idea's stupid anyway. I've never once heard a reasonable person say, "Actually, what we really need is more women talking."
>>545792831>I gave up because I don't want to push her away even more. She already has her own friends, her own life and will eventually get a boyfriend and move even further away from me and it hurts so much it's the only thing that feels real at this point.No! Keep fighting for total sibling love!
Within the landscape of my mind.
>>546232893The image makes this song play within the landscape of my mind for some reasonhttps://youtu.be/e4oIsQ5kU-U?si=NJGHGdJSMvePW_wD
Julia's pussy belongs to me. You guys can have the ass and mouth.
>>546234259Being a hussyfucker is one thing, but this? Even Christ's love has its limits.
>>546234259hussy spitroast
>>546234259I bet Julia has A+ bj eyes
>>546235712Andrew didn't want to see them out of shame and it ruined the larp
What if Ashley was a pyromaniac?
>>546236357I love burning stuff in the forest.
>>546237067The only forest I love is my sister's, and I'm an advocate for deforestation.
>>546237587>I'm an advocate for deforestation
>>546237740Sorry, but if you're going to take a drink from the stream the grass ruins the flavor.
>>546237830Okay, first, that doesn't change the taste. Second, that's disgusting.
I'm tired of not being able to lick my imouto's hairless pussy.
>>546237962What, you don't drink the lemonade?
Enjoying /mu/ with your sibling.
>>546237962What I'm saying is that I floss enough in the morning and before bed.
>>546238710What are you flossing for when you're drinking piss anyway?
>>546239152I don't drink piss.
>>546239176What stream are you talking about drinking then?
>>546239327Imagine the term "stream" as an exaggeration of an existing phenomenon.
>>546239378Piss?
>>546240201...sure anon. I'm a huge sisterpiss enthusiast. A pisster, if you will.
>>546238182How soothing...https://youtu.be/i6wfF2FoRcE
>>546226253Had to look up what this retarded shit meant. Also, brief convo Ashley and Store keeper had, was definitely not about a man.
https://x.com/nekoMagicalGirl/status/1988469826223042816
Nemlei is a whore
Nemlei is a cute
Nemlei may be cute, but she is still a whore.
Sisters are whores
Sisters are Nemlei
Sisters are good for nothing
>Nemlei has adulterously given rimjobs to numerous men>Nemlei was caught sucking dick in a McDonald's playground>Nemlei is a former drug dealer in the meth trade>Nemlei has robbed pregnant ladies at gunpoint>Nemlei is connected to Al Qaeda splinter groups>Nemlei started the crisis in Ukraine>Nemlei has gone 5 months without an update
>https://steamdb.info/app/2378900/history/DAY 13! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 13!
>Delay voters wanted more months of this
>>546253947 You're getting more months of this.
It's so sad that NGN2 got delayed. My wife Noelle would've loved it!
Ashley would be cuter bald
why did renee tell andrew where she and Doug lived? was she retarded?
This picture is genuinely one of the most beautiful things I've seen.
>>546259823Andrew probably weasled it out. She wasn't specific in any case, just a neighborhood and street. Nowadays if Nemlei made the game it might be more clandestine or that Renee had a pang of guilt for him alone but not Ashley.
>>546259823She thought her children's fates were sealed and she tolerated smalltalk with Andrew enough to tell him where they moved to.>>546260132It doesn't need to be guilt; Renee just needs to tolerate smalltalk with Andrew to a non-zero extent.
>>546260132As far as she was concerned, she was never going to see her kids again so she probably thought it didn't matter.
>>546260132She did want to talk to Andrew about his situation alone before the ritual, which probably made Ashley even more determined about sacrificing their parents. However she probably was worried about Andrew and Ashley being too close, rather than being genuine.
>>546259823She was put on the spot, or something (says Nemlei)She literally patched in optional dialogue to explain this plot hole/contrivance but I don't have it on-hand
>>546261463>patched in optional dialogue to explain this plot holeOff the top of your head, what did it say?
>>546161432Pepsi fuck yeah.
>>546261858It was Ashley asking Andrew why mom told him the name of the area where they moved, Andrew's snarky about it like usual and says something like>"Quick, make up an address off the top of your head, right now.">Ashley: "Huh? Oh, uhhh...">"Too slow. What's the matter, 'mom'? Something you don't want to tell me?"I could theoretically boot up the game to try and find it but I don't know at what exact step in Episode 2 it is (I know it's that you go back and talk to Ashley in the parents' bedroom at some point in the process) and don't want to have to rotate my saves or replay Episode 1 for the fiftieth time.
>>546262575It always made sense to me that she couldn't stand talking to Ashley, but could put up with a little word with Andrew. This shouldn't even be considered a plothole because as far as Renee knew, her kids were days away from starving.
>>546239118>NiggerspeakFucking zoomers
>>546260132>>546263614except she specifically told andrew to tell ashley where she and Doug were living, even though she didn't need to, since she always hung up on ashley.
notice that, when julie changes her hairstyle to a ponytail, andrew starts to greet her more happily than ever
>>546265226>except she specifically told andrew to tell ashley where she and Doug were livingSounds like a nice way of saying "keep Ashley off the phone; I don't want to talk to her".
>>546265337I think this Andrew chap might like women that resemble his sister
>>546266641I too like women that resemble Andrew's sister.
Recent studies show that Nemlei is a whore.
Recent studies show that Nemlei is a sister.
>>546265337What kind of faggot PREFERS girls with their hair up?
>>546269176Damn straight
>>546269434god ponytails are so fucking hot man you dont even understand they're so common that i constantly have a rager in my pocket walking around. they never get old. theyre as diverse as girls themselves. ponytails have a je ne sais quoi of interacting with gravity, her hair texture, the hairband..... theyre gorgeous. the attitude, the framing of the face, the emphasis on her lovely lips, the change in silhouette and form, my god. you havent lived till youve cum on a ponytail.
>>546269434>>546270493I hate ponytails. They're corporate, they're literally tied up. I prefer a free woman, a fucking warrior princess killing anyone who wrongs her. God, women with their hair down are pure sex. If it were up to me, I'd ban ponytails with more fervour than Muslims ban women showing hair in the first place, because if you're going to tie your hair you may as well wear a burqa.
i have long, blond hair, and i tie it up only when i'm doing something physically intensive or it gets in the way. tying it up is such a waste, and many women are envious of my hair. grow your hair out, anons, and then you'll become sex havers.
>>546271512I've always wanted metal hair but it's difficult finding a career that will let you grow your hair out that long.
It's wild that I have so much Coffin shit saved that I can scroll to any random part of my downloads folder and find something about this game. Have an Ashley cosplayer.
>>546272519as big as advertised, both her tits and her nose.
>>546269434me
>>546271887Pure mathematicsPic related
>>546272519
>>546272639I actually think ??? ate 7 million souls
https://x.com/Soltender/status/1988607725048365268
>>546269550>Thiu and Julia having the pass>Andy having the pass but losing it when he grows upBoth of these got a real laugh out of me
>>546272519>192x192Why would you even save this?
>>546273694>Julia having the passBut of course
>>546274732You make up lies about Julia, and nobody bats an eye. But you lie about Ashley, and everyone loses their minds!Pretend this is Jokerlia. I would make one, but everyone made fun of my Jokerley so fuck you
>>546275470>But you lie about Ashley, and everyone loses their minds!Because people actually like Ashley.
>>546275632I like Julia
>>546276203You aren't people.
>>546275470Wanna know how I got these scars? My brother was a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. I get the kitchen knife to defend myself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
>>546276203I like hussyclown!
>>546276398Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My brother was a drinker...and a siscon. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. I get the kitchen knife to defend myself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me screaming, he takes the knife to me, laughing while he does it. He looks at me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?
>Wanna know how I got these scars?>My sister brutalized me (told me "There there, everything will be okay. I love you.")
>>546277237He just wanted a little space!
>>546272519>that noseher brother's cock was promised to her 300 years ago
>>546278391If she's lucky she'll get to devour his foreskin too
>>546275470>You make up lies about Julia, and nobody bats an eye.true. how gay do you have to be to talk shit about such a cute girl? no straight man would ever do such a thing.
>>546277237She's a leech. >>546277286This.
Ashley getting raped by the wardens
Andrew getting raped by the wardens
>>546280624>anon projecting his lifestyle choices onto the game again
>>546281604R-rape is a lifestyle choice?
>>546281793In certain countries, yes. Well, I call them countries, but the term "semi-autonomous global landfill" is technically more apt.
>>546281595We need more MySpace-core gifs of this game
>>546282316Why is there a knifeley going in her headley?
>>546282994Someone got a loicense for it.
>>546284653drunkley cuteley
Stick.
Twisted and fucked up alternate timeline hidden behind spoiler (do not look if faint of heart)
Andrew raping the wardens
>>546286278Leyley's knees are showing
>>546286278I know it's referencing another image from another franchise but I don't remember what it was.
>>546285940Brickley.
Nyeh!
>>546285940Stickley
>>546290565Yay!
>>546290347Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>546291159W-wow, what a mysterious and totally random incident. Do you want to have sex and forget all about it?
>>546292030I like this. I like it a lot.
what if ashley was a shut-in psychopatic femcel and andrew a highly energetic and attractive incel who despises any girl besides his own sister?
>>546297961huh?
>>546297961>shut-in psychopatic femcelAshley is all three of those things
>>546261858It said play the game
>>546302106Someone call the Based Department.
>>546297961>what if different gameIt would be a different game that has nothing in common with TCOAL besides using the same names.
>Ashley applied for a job once in her life>I never didShe is more productive member of society than I am and she should be proud>>546304527
>>546290347Does anybody have the full gif but with Leyley and Julia?
>>546306770Un4chanateleyley, it was never made.
>>546306770here
>Andrew turns 50 tomorrow.How does he feel about his life so far?
>>546313457excellenthe's just finished raping yet another kid into ashley, despite their advanced age
>>546313596Audrey, Aiden, Avery, Alice...Who's the fifth one going the be?
>>546313457
>>546313457He feels like he needs another cigarette.
>>546313963Alvin
>>546313963Arthur
>>546286278This timeline is more fucked up.
>>546317298How do I get Ashley to notice me?(I'm not Andrew)
>>546313457What? I don't remember his birthday being said ingame.
>>546320815It was chosen by the fan base two years ago based on some esoteric information. Ratified last year, so now we call November 13th "Andrew Day"
>>546320578If you mean steal her from Andrew, you can't. If you only want to be her friend all you'd have to do is not be boring or try to date Andrew, and accept you'll be the only one who ever takes the initiative.
>>546324629>Or try to date Andrew Yeah...
>>546326574Thiu getting his teeth knocked out day one
>>546327156You've written this in response to me before without context so I'm glad I have it now.
Is there an Andrew Graves version of this?https://youtu.be/VFDMrApuoc4?si=YNMEfP-UBE_hAbJ5
>>546329498Holy shit an Andrew graves version of this would be the most literally me thing everSidenote I wish the /v/ coffin threads were good. There's so much potential.
>>546334131>Sidenote I wish the /v/ coffin threads were good.They're better than this general, generals always suck.
>>546297961You just described the game as is
>>546338458>andrew>highly energetic and attractive incel
>>546329498>>546334131I remember this from the episode 1 era: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/447175742And this from the Ep2 era: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/492146089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRr7qRb-7k4Slipping through my fingers all the timeI try to capture every minuteThe feeling in itSlipping through my fingers all the timeDo I really see what's in her mind?Each time I think I'm close to knowingShe keeps on growingSlipping through my fingers all the time
>>546334779Even coffin thread I've ever seen on /v/ has been nothing but brownoids cooming, mostly over Renee. Nothing of value whatsoever.
>>546272519>>546274719source in file name. If she did it intentionally she didn't advertise that she was doing TCAL
>>546341146am I gonna have to see this busted can of biscuits every thread now
>>546343094I unironically want that mug.
>>546343293It's a cool mug
I know it's like a day late but November 11th is ironically the day I first laid eyes on this game... 2 years ago. I may recognize it as my own personal, "tcoaal day" for the rest of my life.
>>546346609The real Remembrance Day
>>546154696Do you think Andrew would've been able to get in a relationship if it wasn't for Julia?Ashley thinks him to be some kind of ladies man with a magical charm, but frankly he's not much of a social person. I wonder how much he can manage in a normal romanceAnd of course, nobody would put up with Ashley's tantrums in the first place. He was so lucky to have an incredible chump like Julia
>>546348358I don't think he would have wanted to. The only reason he even dated Julia was that she basically asked him out while he was thinking of how to shake the sisterkisser label.
>>546348358Andrew is an incel
>>546349996And Nemlei is a whore
>we got the GabeCube before episode 4
>>546352919Episode 4 will be a pack-in launch title
>>546352986Holy Kino
>>546348358Always thought he was incapable of forming genuine relationships with anyone that isn't Ashley (a treat he seems to share with his mother). So I don't think he could've formed a meaningful relationship with someone else even if he tried.
>>546313457Considering he didn't grow up with microplastics in his balls like the zoomers he's probably glad that little Andy still works.
eing >546353614Andrew literally admitted to being a limp dick
>>546353684What the fuck happened here
>>546353684>>546353764Anon can't get his >s up enough to quote other posts
Happy Andrewmas!
>>546356267That's on November 30 you heathen!
>>546353684The reminder that they're related caused his limp dick because he's a little princess.
>>546342759hope so
>>546356714No u
>>546356267It really is the most wonderful time of the year
What's the most sisterful time of the year?
>>546357818Christmas!
>>546357818Valentine's Day
>>546357818Your sister's birthday
>>546357818>>546358196I'm going to second Christmas. It's genuinely an incredibly romantic holiday for a couple too.>warm and cozy snuggling by the fireplace>the scent of pine needles, or rather pine-scented candles because last year was the last fucking time you're hauling an actual fucking tree>hot cocoa and cute christmas movies>lovey-dovey sex on the couch>not-so-lovey-dovey sex in the kitchen>exchanging thoughtful gifts
>>546360894>every year>haul a tree because sister deserves the real deal>mumble to myself until the tree is set up>goofy kid smile and affectionate when she's done decorating itI've become my father.
>>546361713More power to you, but I'm fucking old and I'm starting to feel that shit. Love my sister to itty bitty cutie patootie pieces, but love can't fix a pinched nerve.
