Tranny nodev discord raiders edition>Demo DaysNext: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-66Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65Older: https://hackmd.io/LhEB6VCZSx-oBalI2cWWoA>AGDG resourceshttps://hackmd.io/dLaaFCjDSveKVeEzqomBJw>Helpful linksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/Steam Games by AGDG: https://agdg-steam.netlify.app/>How to Screen Recordhttps://getsharex.com/https://obsproject.com>How to Webmhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverterhttps://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam>Previous thread>>546187359
What does it mean when people are downloading my game but not commenting on it?
gamedev is for pussies go out and make a real product
Threadly reminder that THIS is what steamies consider to be a "true obscure hidden gem"
>>546260346https://open.spotify.com/track/1isfSipZWMJVSp0Zaj7Vua?si=oYOL0r_0QxiQVXadIqVi7A
>>546260572Itch has not reviewed my comments yet.I dunno how long this is supposed to take, but it's been at least 4 days now.
Struggling to come up with characters for your game? Use my generatorhttps://xhal.itch.io/charactergenerator
>>546260727>reviewed my comments yet.another reason i won't touch itch
>>546260885Fuck I pressed post before screencapping but my captcha was M0DH8R lol
>>546260885Too many options and no end result....
>>5462605721. It's good enough and there's nothing more to say2. they already commented in past DDs so there's nothing more to add3. It's so bad and unplayable that is better to just not say anything publicly4. you're one of those devs who don't care about giving feedback to other games, why should we care about giving feedback to you?
Fatfuck gabencunt did this to me
>>546260703i look like this
>>546261119you can click randomize until you get an option you like and then lock it and keep randomizing the other options. what do you mean no end result?
>>546261305fuck you
gaben did this
>>546261448every flopped game is because the game is trash, no exceptions
>>546261419lol stay mad you first syllable of the name of the son of darius the great
>>546261601So Fear and Hunger was a bad game until in 2022 it suddenly became a good game?
>>546260703damn that was easy relax pedro
>>546261738no exceptions
>>546261738no, still a bad game.
>>546261448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2cCEMwvHI
>>546261448what's the price now? What was the price at the launch? What discounts have been given?
>every flopped game is because the game is trash, no exceptions
>>546262057every flopped game is because the game is trash, no exceptions.
>>546261738Yes. "Good" is not a static attribute. It changes by context. Dirt in your cereal is bad but dirt growing the wheat to make that cereal is good. Old classic games that used to be good when technology was more primitive are bad now because they're so outdated. Though it's incredibly rare, bad games can become good if the surrounding culture somehow changes enough.
>>546262125>food analogy
>>546262125>bad games can become good if the surrounding culture somehow changes enough.This has to be the most moronic thing I've read in this general yet. Congrats.
>>546262312>>546262404
>>546262404Stuff like Fear and Hunger and Among Us prove it.
>>546262470Uh oh, melty
>>546261738Logical failureIf a game fails that means its badIf a game succeeds that does not mean it is good.Bad games can succeed commercially but they are exceptions, they got lucky, became a meme, a big streamer boosted it, a global pandemic suddenly drove all the normies indoors to play party games, or they've got AAA marketing.But these games are a fotm flash in the pan at best, or if they're AAA they fade into irrelevance quickly.
>>546262641huh?
>>546262978>Logical failureYeah, it's a logical failure on your end. The only way you can cope with the fact that the market is shit is by coming up with this idiotic circular reasoning and coming up with asinine "explanations" as to how bad games suddenly blow up after years of being flops.
>>546263282you're fully retarded lol, probably a tranny as well
>>546260346Propaganda in the OP... wooooow. Make your own engine and do it now.
>>546263323I accept your concession.
>>546263492i don't accept yours, blow your brains out
>>546263552
Our response?
>>546263826
I have an item that has a chance of doing nothing. Please give me some ideas for a visual or audio effect when that happens, so the player isn't left wondering if something happened or not. The webm is what it currently looks like; it just plays the animation and sound effect that always play when you use a rune.
>>546263831>what AI spammers promisevs what AI spammers actually deliver
>>546263948is that your game or are you yet to post it
>>546263948that's not ai genned at all retard
43 posts and not a single one worth posting. fygoon, obliterate this thread
>>546263282What's circular about the argument? Or do you just say things without knowing what they mean?
>>546262116>>546262470>>>/wsg/6023883
>>546263919I would put text pop up there "Unlucky! nothing happened"
>>546264109lol even with all that makeup and chemicals, the adams apple gives it away
posting no trailer is better than posting a bad trailer on your steam page, change my mind.rule 1 of gamedev: hide your weaknesses.same for dev process, if you aren't good at art, don't make a game that depends on good art.
>>546264242You can't do no trailer anymore
>>546261448Here's my 2 cents>Open the steam page, Play the video>Loud ASS music pierce my eardrums>All I see are a bunch of 3D and UI generic flipped assets>Looks like a mobile game>$2.99:/ I dunno why would anyone buy this
if i get 1,000,000 impressions for my game through my promotional content i only need 3% of these impressions to convert to sales in order to make a comfortably above average salary where i livetime to study advertising
Fatfuck gabencunt is responsible for this
>>546264508>i only need 3% of these impressions to convert to saleslol, lmao even
FlyKnight only succeeded because of its nepobaby dev with lots of connections, there I said it.
is there a real reason for not including human lolis instead of elves, demons and monsters in my game? I hate furrys!
>>546264743tranny freak
>>546264409it has to be some kind of shame kink
>>546264597it might be possible if i get good at advertisement optimization
>>546264409crab
>>546264586Maybe should've done a different title picture.
>>546264409I made all the models and ui by hand, fuck you stupid crab.
>>546264678The dev of flyknight is a peripeteia suckup and shodanon has a list of e-celebs that will shill any shit he commands them to. Do the math.
>>546264843it isn't bro>>546264891tranny
>when you look at numbers of games released on steam>"bruh i have no chance">when you browse through steam to look at the actual games>"bruh i have 0 competition"don't look at the numbers, look at the actual games. browse your genre/niche and look at the games. i swear they are all bad. it's either those massive hits that even go kinda mainstream or it's literally just someone who put a bunch of assets together and it's a complete mess and everything is trash. it's actually very black and white when it comes to competition. one part is massive successes and the other part is not even competition.
still need to make arms, feet, hands, and face details but before that do you think the general proportions with limbs and head look realistic with the torso?
>>546264956nta but who is shodanon and how do i join his side to have my game shilled?
>>546264935your games trash and you're a faggot lol, dumb faggot wasted your life, maybe it's time to troon out
>>546264935looks like you used your feet
>>546263948cope he got fanart and you didn't
>>546262470the bosci xister squad
>>546265062not really. torso is HUGE compared to the legs. you should be overlaying reference on this.
>>546265084>who is shodanon Developer of peripeteia>and how do i join his side to have my game shilled?Be a tranny faggot
>>546265139>>546265124Stupid retard vermin nodev losers, you will NEVER come even close to the success I have had, guess what I can now actually get a publisher for my next game since not only did I release a game I actually did make some money, meanwhile you dredges have no games and never will succeed, you will just keep crabbing and whining here until you die after having such a sad pathetic life.
>>546264935How am I a crab? I'm giving you my first impressions. If you have the skills to make your own assets why don't you make something more unique, why you copy something you could buy for $5 in any asset store?
>>546264678but there are other games that received just as much if not more exposure in the videos made by the same guy, why don't they do as well?flyknight deserved success because it was a good game
>>546265273i used a skeleton to get roughly the right size so i'm not sure if they should be longer but maybe a bit thicker
>>546265349>why you copy something you could buy for $5 in any asset store?Prove it, post this "asset". You won't because you are a fat liar nodev. Also fuck your patronization. I'm better than you.
>>546265326relax i was just teasing
>>546264961>it isn't bro i will devise a solution
>>546265271kek
>>546261305I didn't see anything getting generated. It just looked like a big form that does nothing except overload you with choices.
if i'd give 1 advice for making trailers: make them short. your game has mining? ok, show it for 1-2 seconds, done. show the next feature.nothing screams more "traaaaash" than a trailer where i look 10-15 seconds of someone mining stone.
>>546265361Dishonest post, you know very well the nepobabery didn't end at pineapple's video. Either that or you don't even know about the dev.
>>546265734lol skill issue
>>546265326lol stay mad retard, your games shit btw
>>546265749this is what trailers should look like https://store.steampowered.com/app/1988640
>>546265485you have zero talent
>>546265485>fat>liar>nodevTbh I'm not even buying that you are the Dev of that game, you are prolly just projecting yourself
https://www.twitch.tv/sn_havicgoing to be doing one last stream for dd65 tonight >Kludge>Guns and Nuns>Tamabuki>Jenny>spider mech demomight add one or two more if i have time
>>546266056where is the frydarian tale? its t he dark souls of agdg
>>546265895kino
>>546265895Lmao the guy takes 50secs to show any gameplay
>546265972>546265803>546265790>546265734>546265535>546265518>546265485>schizo retard is talking to himselfSomebody kill him immediately
>Prove your point crab>No I will just deflectPathetic.
>>546265458the skeleton has a long torso too. it happens. but can look stumpy.
>>546266243who are you quoting?
Bastard bitch!
>>546264586Jblow... my bloweved....
im a crab chud yes i admit itwhen cuffbust sharted and flopped i had a cigar and laughed to myself the entire afternoon
>>546264586Notice how the crabs said nothing about this one?Steamie crabs BTFO'd!!!!
>>546267292allow me, it flopped because it's a shit game
>>546265006I don't see it. look at https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/few hits. many games that are a lot more than literal who asset mash. depending on your genre perhaps, maybe it's more black and white for you.
>start to prepare to market your game>talk to fellow devs about how you loathe social media, despise redditors, and want to vomit even just posting>fellow dev agrees with you>fellow dev's thin skin and ugly view of gamers is exactly what you mean when you say you hate social mediaThis is the only place I feel comfortable. I know we're all losers here but the thick skin and brutal honesty has made us strong and powerful.
fugg just came up with the best friendslop idea, gotta finish my flop fast...
I'm trying to device my own religious texts for my indie jrpg like touhou lore libraries as some books you can actually read in the game, like how psx games had small notes with written texts.My first goal is to device a synthetic religion that blends eastern and western religions through a current scientific understanding.So, my question to /v/ is if Is even compatible the idea of the holy spirit of christians, the Dao of taoists and our current understanding of biology?My point is that I've been thinking that the holy spirit and the dao are symbolism of a natural force, similar to the ether that can spawn as an emergent property the first biological molecules and grant them the divine spark of being alive.So the Dao and the Holy spirit would be closer to the spark that grants the biological beings their status of being alive, and spark biological life in planets, as emergent property of carbon molecules.
>>546267829lol yea I cried the first week I was here and ever since no one can ever hurt me
>*hides post*
>>546267951Yeah sure.
>>546268054you suck at art and your game is worse than ai slop
>>546267829you came here to show me a retarded reddit screenshot?nigger
>>546267335You are not allowed to comment unless you play the game.
>>546268218yea I know but the difference between you and me is one day I will stop sucking and one day my games will get good. meanwhile you will still be seething at the new kid.
>>546268329i accept your concession
Does this game deserve to be 2400 times less successful than Silksong?I'd understand 24x or 240x but 2400x?https://store.steampowered.com/app/1555980/Mother_Machine/
>>546268273Yes. Because I also hate you. You are no different than a redditor.Believe me when I say not everyone who posts here is better than that shithole. Many of you are the same people.
>>546268561this is true anon
>>546260346I've been away from 4chan for about two years. Did anything change in aggydaggy while I was away? I see people went full AI grift nowAlso why the fuck do I have to wait 2 minutes before posting anything then solve a criptic ass captcha?
I have this funny feeling that any of us is ever gonna make it. I feel the whole industry is collapsing, everyone is a doom scrolling idiot these days
>>546264586>gay fanfic cover art doesn't match the game>is actually a doom clone>and for 20 bucksYeah... Gaben is responsible for this.
>>546261448Not gonna try and make excuses for why this game failed but I will tell you this much: Absolutely horrible name.I googled "Code Blue Steam" and found several pages of some dead faggot. Didn't bother looking past them to find your game.
>>546267951yes.
>>546268952Also, what's so blue coded about that game?
>>546268561lmfao btfo anon hard >>546268273 how does it feel to be smacked in the face by a ball of shit like that? lol
>>546260346For 19,600 games, the budget is estimated between $50k and $100k.What's your budget, anon?
>>546268886>>gay fanfic cover art doesn't match the game>>is actually a doom clone>>and for 20 bucksPeripeteia did the same shit. Yet you suck it off like crazy.
>>54626932720 bucks
>>546269327does it count my time? because my time is worth $150k/year.
>>546269294Although he is an idiot and awful person, with grammar like this you are incoherent and also not worthy of any community. Yall both seem like raging idiots. You'd both be well liked on reddit and twitter for him and bluesky for you.>blueskyOh no. Plz tell me I dont have to market here too. Ugh.
>>546269417my time is valued at 99999999999 millions so my game is the most expensive game ever
>>546269489>Reddit>4channel>Bluesky>1000 different discord serversThis is why we all hate marketing, anon. Necessary evil.
>>546269489LEAVEKILL YOURSELFLEAVEYOU'RE NOT WANTEDYOU'RE NOT LIKEDKILL YOURSELF
>>546269327nearly 0. I did it all myself. I'll pay myself a salary later if the market deems it worthy.
THE FIXED _EVERYTHING_https://www.unrealengine.com/en-US/news/unreal-engine-5-7-is-now-available
I'm just going to give geoff keighly a world exclusive. that's my marketing.
>>546269651Wow now this is just sad. I cant believe just telling you about my day has caused you to have a mental breakdown. Did you forget your medication today, brother?
>THEY FUCKED _EVERYTHING_
>>546269839what he said>>546269651
THEY RAPED _EVERYONE_
>plebbitor meltie
the only post I'll be making on plebbit, is a post-mortem about how my 12 year passion project sold 0 copies
two players on the discord arguing about lore facts of my game. they could just ask me but they prefer to argue.
>>546270640That genre should have its own subplebbit.It's like when they first started posting those abysmal Tinder stats before they figured out that's the normal experience for a guy. Now the normal experience for a competently made game is a complete failure and oblivion.
>>546260346nortubel needs christ in his life
i have my best ideas and my best logical thinking skills and my best dev skills right after chilling very hard. somehow it's so hard to get in a chill state.
>>546270045samefag even more pathetic
What if the eastern concepts of kharma and suffering are manifested in the christians concepts of sin and virtue?So, bad karma is the result of christian sin, and it's effects are that it produces suffering.But christian virtues are the positive side of the duality, so they produce happyness.Bad karma is basically the path of the pursuit of the flesh and the material, the path of the worship of the self.Good karma is the path to the spirit and the mind, the path of the worship of helping the other.One path conduces to suffering and hell, and the other path conduces to virtue and salvation.
>>546271668i accept your concession
>>546271794go paint
>>546260589Reminder that anything less is hidden coal and not a gem.
>>546268783the biggest problem facing the gaming industry as a whole is competing with social media platforms for user attentionit's hard to convince people to play your game if they're fully satisfied scrolling twitter and tiktokit is a very difficult battle for attention
>>546271449truth be told, we all doLord have mercy on us all
>>546269329I didn't tho.
>>546272208and yet games still sell but yours doesn't
Managed to get the progress I wanted today, without too much headaches.Textures work, I think I may want to try getting the floortextures mapped out instead of using a single texture for the floor and a single texture for the ceiling.After that, I should really get a gameplay loop working, should be more fun to make than the nitty gritty of the renderer.
How do you dev when you're depressed and don't feel like doing anything? I do escapist stuff all day on autopilot. How can I be more productive, bros?(not going to take zombifying drugs)
>>546273015just bee urself
>>546273015Fix the things that make you depressed.
>>546267897WE LOVE FRIENDSLOPWE LOVE FRIENDSLOP
>>546263919It should play a fart sound and spawn a particle emitter
>>546273328>help up to 7 more buddies bustUhhhh I'm not really into that kinda thing.
>>546273015those days all i do is open the project, play it, note some bugs, fix an easy one. I think it's the opening/playing everyday, just like brushing my teeth
something big is coming...
>>546273328busting makes me feel good
>>546273589Yeah, my game.
SIXSEVEN
>>546263919something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7nyzcEa3s0
>>546271794cris you've been more schizo than manic depressive lately, what meds are you on?
Honestly feels weird posting in this thread while basically being an order of magnitude more impressive, like a Lion in the Savvanah.
What's 8,500 / 60?
>>546273015cardio is a natural source of drugs
>>546273015It depends how bad it is but1) Just palytest and take notes of things to improve and bugs2) Take a break and do some chores or actually work on my job3) Go to the gymLast resort) Smoke weed and play vidya
>>546273328Her cat cafe desktop game flopped. Now moving onto the next trend
>>546274297>What's 8,500 / 60?Let's calculate carefully:8,500÷60=8500608,500÷60=608500First, divide both numerator and denominator by 10:8506=141.6‾6850 =141.6So, 8,500 ÷ 60 = 141.666... ≈ 141.67
>>546273898don't eat me!
>>546274824what a loser. when you fail, it's a sign to give up, not to try again.
wtf... $18k for a font? Maybe I should just sell assets instead of this videogame bullshit.
>>546275158during a gold rush sell shovels.
>normies enter gaming>suddenly half of all games are job simulators
>>546275459Juniper nodev approves this
What if humans have a spiritual need of truth, like we have an spiritual hunger.And art and religion are two sources of such spiritual food.But modern art is just an imitation of the natural cravings for meaning that we have.So modern videogames are just spiritual fast food that is just spiritual sugar without meaning.
>>546275158appears on the top of all his fonts. seems to be part of a mega pack
>>546269758except for the logo
>>546276271yes. this is fact. reflect on your own games, what are you offering the world cris?
what i find weird about cuffbust is that on his second channel he explained what motivates players. talked about human needs in depth and how it relates to motivations in games. and then he somehow makes a game that doesn't tick those boxes. it's like he was right on game design, but then didn't apply it.
>>546276523>gamedev is easier said than doneMany such cases.
nothing better than spending all afternoon browsing through steam games. it really teaches you a lot. e.g. i thought mining/crafting is always satisfying, yet when the 30th game having that feature and advertising it as the core selling point, i just realize that it's not really what makes a game fun. ofc it's a good feature when it's part of what makes the whole, but by itself it's completely generic and boring and everybody does it.
>>546276271humans, and mammals in general, discover the world through play, that's why videogames are a big thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyMY_NpWQok
WHY is it permissible for a $40 AAA game to use AI voice acting but not for me??? They have the budget, I don't!!!! What the fuchsia????
>>546277635when the games entire identity is AI, it loses.when the game can stand on its own without the AI, it wins.
>>546277635that game exists and yours doesn't.
>>546276271Video games win because they're the best option. I'd rather play Euro Truck Simulator than drive an actual truck.
>>546264586game looks worse than Doom and they want 20 bucks...? And it uses AI?
>>546264678>>546265361>5 bucksnuff said
>>546269758>more AAA shit
>>546277635this kills the eceleb worshipper
>>546260346>AGDG resourcesum... this link returns 403 forbidden, sweaty
>>546279262the op is irrelevant only DD link should remain, everything else use chatgpt its not 1999 anymore unc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT6R089HFPI
>>546279519We had Yahoo! search in 1999. Beginners still need to know what to type into the search bar.
>>546277635They paid voice actors to use their voices to train their model so they could use it to have specific callouts for every point of interest on the map.Are you doing that or are you just using stolen voices data in some chink AI voice model?
>>546280720>stolen voices data>mfw
what i notice over and over again is that all failed games don't have a real focus.e.g. i just saw a transportation game and it really focused on that and had ships, trains and roads. also some terraforming etc. and it has 1000+ reviews.most hobby devs just throw a bunch of mechanics together and call it a game. they don't know what the "goal" of their game is.
>>546280720debunked
>>546280973>most hobby devs just throw a bunch of mechanics together and call it a game. they don't know what the "goal" of their game is.
>>546277635No one who matters is actually again the use of A.I.People in general are against slop though. Always have been.
AI sisters, how do we respond without sounding mad?https://youtu.be/ICjubxfeICo&t=98https://youtu.be/ICjubxfeICo?si=82zsD45TeILw2YZe
>>546278284It's a good game because it sold 1 million copies.
how hard would it be to make a 3d stealth game in godot 4
>>546281849If you have to ask, impossible for you.
>>546260346that image is too real
>>546281849
>>546281849Depends on your definition of "3D stealth game".
>>546281973metal gear solid style...?
>>546281849not hard at all.
>>546280973Thats not true. Hobby devs play it safe.
>>546281849with AI? easywithout AI? Very hard
aight bonking animations are now reintegrated with the new horde code, next is probably to re add the gore system. did a bit of performance check earlier and i'd say i'm quite satisfied with this new batched system. usually to render 100 units it drops my fps in engine to about 40fps, but now it hovers around 70s so that's pretty good i think.
post kino trailershttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2745670/SCP/
Picrel is SPASIM, a multiplayer online 3D space sim from 1974.that's 51 years ago.and you are still wondering if engine X can make game Y in the year of our lord current year.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spasim
>>546277146>everybody does itHere is the problem. It's always how it has been.>new style of game comes out OR classic game exists for decades without a valid sequel>indies rush to clone it>indie's version is worse in every way despite copying it. yet somehow indies manage to bring nothing good to it, lose what soul it had, and degrade it with horrible changesYou know how people say everyone has an opinion and opinions cant be wrong?WRONG! This is pure cope. Outright lies.Most people's taste is just bad.It applies to everything. Appreciation of art and literature. Taste in food and drink. >I just dont like the taste of tomatoes or spinach.Valid Opinion>McDonalds hamburgers is the same as freshly ground beef smashed on charcoal. Both are good I dont complain.This person is objectively wrong. It may be that they are telling the truth, but this is the same level of depravity of flavor and taste as if someone said it's healthy and great for marriages to be poly. No man, your marriage and mine aint the same thing. To the point yours isnt a real marriage.>Fast FoodThis aint real food bro. It might be okay to eat and like but it aint real.>MobileshitMobile games are not games.>AAA pay2win microslop gamingCasino apps are not games and crackhead addicts who need to be told by marketers who to feel are not gamers.>achievemens, leaderboardsThis is good for boomers to enjoy the game. If you like this shit you arent a real gamer you're just a casual or mobileshit enjoyer.>I ate shit and it tastes fine.>I never share my feelings and lift weights to avoid acknowledging my small penis>It's normal to be in a relationship where your spouse is a bitch or crazy af and walks all over youYou can eat shit and tell me it's chocolate but I aint eating your shit, freak.So is your taste in video games when you have no skill or talent for game design.Most people have shit taste for everything. Literal apes and monkeys often do better.
>>546281849I would say 30-40% hard, or approximately 12 difficults. It will take you about the length of a piece of string to complete, good luck god bless
>>546281971Retard advice trying to cripple newbies like this karate teacher who hated kids. Pong will teach you literally nothing.
extraction shooter on Little Saint James
>>546279262use this for the next OPhttps://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w
You guys cant make a character crouch behind a counter and avoid the lasers even with ai.
>>546282405Making pong taught me the absolute basics of programming and seeing something to the end, then breakout taught me it's fine to throw the towel in
>>546282516>even with aiI dont get this. LLMs arent helping anyone making a game. It has limited use as language model and to see consistencies in language and reflect it back in rarely accurate analysis.You're just as likely to be successful rolling randomly with dice to address any problem.
>>546267951It's compatible enough that you may be reinventing the wheel: the Church contributed immensely to modern biological science and there were Christian Daoists active during the Tang Dynasty. >>>/his/ >>>/lit/ or even >>>/sci/ might have more developed ideas on this subject than /v/ or /vg/.
>>546282405If Pong taught you nothing, then you're incapable of learning.The purpose of Pong is to teach you how to make a complete game with full functionality. Prototypefags just don't get it.
>>546282628Based yesdev.>>546282405Cringe nodev.
>>546282405how do you expect to do something if you're not even able to do pong?
>>546282628Oh well yea if you know literally nothing it's fine to do a single time. One atari clone, maybe a 2nd complex atari clone, but that's it.>>546282767Completing pong does not teach you any of that. This is pure cope by tutorialfags who think completing guides makes them real gamedevs despite learning literally 0 skills about real projects.
>>546282698AI is helping me all the time. It's writing shaders for me because I refuse to learn anything about shaders. It's also writing self-contained functions and saves me at least half an hour a day. It's not magic but it's very useful.
indies about EA/Ubisoft: "they are greedy"indies on Youtube all day: "which genre sells the most? how to make more money?"
>>546282825>not able to do pongAnyone can do pong. Even kindergarteners. You're not more retarded than a 5 year old are you anon? Are you?>>546282941I am highly suspect these shaders function and this code is valid. However if it works then great. It isnt impossible for it to catalogue all known shaders and then repeat it for you.
>>546283025>they all fail anyway because the game is shit
>>546283025people gotta eat niggardlynobody be boughting passion projects
>>546283025AAA: use dark patterns to manipulate users into spending more money on shit they don't actually wantIndie: identify what users already want so that we can give them exactly that
>>546283025Platformers. Best selling genre of all time! As Tanya Short said at GDC, Make more Platformers!!!!
>>546283112>>>/wsg/6023950
>>546283240>>546283263please post your flops, salty low IQ talentless hacks
Just voted for /our guy/ in the Unity Awards
>next todo is implementing an animation systemI am going to die, I don’t want to do it but I have to. I need it automatically build uvs but also the uvs have to based on nonlocal coordinates so that I can batch the draw calls aaaaaaaaaaaa I don’t wanna go to my pc noooo don’t make me do it it’s so boring and gay please?!!!?!!
>>546282908>Completing pong does not teach you any of that.It absolutely does. You're supposed to learn how to make a main menu and how to transition to the game proper and how to process user input and how to save/load data and how to handle window resizing and all the basics of making a game in general. The mechanics of Pong are the least important, although it teaches you the basics of handling physics too.It's the perfect first project. Just short enough not to overwhelm beginners but covers all the basics.
do not post in this thread pls unless your game is at least better than this: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2661330/EddE/
I hope you don't have a game coming out in the next 3 months, because all steamies will be seeing in that time is this shit taking up their entire screen.
>>546283552Tetris is better than Pong as first project.
>>546283576>That is $13Yikes
Dude, I literally designed a board game that’s basically impossible to solve using computers, because every mechanic is specifically designed to screw with any method that tries to solve it using memetics and system-based logic.And in the end, what I ended up with was a chess-like game about selling red vs. blue T-shirts, on a chess-style board, where you have to build a business by crafting materials and trading items with the other player — so you end up exchanging items that screw you over for items that let you win.In the end, I realized why economics is a pseudoscience.
>>546283112>I am highly suspect these shaders function and this code is valid. However if it works then great. It isnt impossible for it to catalogue all known shaders and then repeat it for you.They work as they should. Sometimes it takes it a few tries but so far it's batting a thousand.
>>546282025Metal Gear Solid is a very elaborate game with a lot of content and assets, would be very impossible to do on your own.Maybe try a Metal Gear game first.
>>546283729So you made catan? Which already has video games? Good job anyway!
>cris discovers NP-completeness
>>546283698It doesn't teach physics and the mechanics are more complicated and applicable only to Tetris. You can turn Pong into soccer, or a shmup or a really anything. Tetris can be only Tetris.
>>546283407passion projects fail 80% of the timeslopshit designed to abuse the algorithms of both YouTube and steam (peak and megabonk respectively) succeed 80% of the timethese are facts you can't argue against.
>>546283698A shmup is a better project still.
>>546284027>passion projects fail 80% of the time>slopshit designed to abuse the algorithms of both YouTube and steam (peak and megabonk respectively) succeed 80% of the time>these are facts you can't argue against.are you posting bait?
>>546284003Tetris has many cool problems that you have to solve. It's good for challenging your programming skills.
Can't believe Half Life 3 is gonna release before Bokube.
If this game flops then gamedev is just not s viable way to make moneyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/SoloDevelopment/s/vjGAs8d0wz
Around 100 games release on Steam alone EACH DAY.About 700 games in the week around your release.AAA release? Successful release AAA or indie, in your genre? BOOM you are done.Also, not only are you competing with other new releases, but the entire backlog of games on every system a player owns. :)Take all the "indie success stories" you can think of in the past 10 years and divide it by the number of devs in that time who have tried (again, 100 games a day, 3000 a month) and there's your historical likelihood of "making it."Steam cut, higher self-employment taxes, no benefits, no retirement, AND to top it all off: Your sales diminish over time, so even if you hit this "mediocrity lottery" you'll have to do it all over again in a couple years.>He thinks that indie gamedev can provide a sustainable primary income in 2025HahahahahaH O B B YOBBY
Ok give it to me straight. Is my idea of making a Pokémon game all by myself in a region around the size of Paldea, with ~300 monsters unrealistic?I've already created battle system, save load, storage, random monster stats generation, inventory, and all the big stuff like that but haven't touched quests or dialogue yet or started making models.
>>546283729Cool, where is your game?
>>546284174it isn't, what are you stupid? you won't be making a game that sells well because you simply were born with low quality genetic stock, how many of you retarded deusional faggots actually think your game will make you more money than a normal job?
>>546284181I'll do itYou'll see
>>546284137cosmic call was a flopwasteland bytes will highly likely be a successdo the maff.
>>546284358Did you even click that link?
4 years of work in 1 year. Let's go.
>>546284162>Tetris has many cool problems that you have to solve. It's good for challenging your programming skills.And that's precisely why Pong is better. We don't tell newbies to make Pong so they can hone their skills or solve problems but to get a feel for what it's like to make a complete game (so they stop dreaming about making a multiplayer Skyrimlike as their first game) and to have a base to build on.
>>546284514
>>546284226>making modelsYeah that'd be way overscoped. 3D models are great because they allow you to reuse animations between similar body types, but a monclone features far too many body types. You'd basically be forced to animate every ability for every monster, which is impossible. Use sprites or a 2.5D art style. You'd even be able to use AI sprite generators to animate.
>>546284174>then gamedev is just not s viable way to make moneyGood, let's hope that happens so we focus on game development instead of AI, review counts and slop in this thread.
>>546284692so you're just retarded, ok
>>546284174FlyKnightlike that got 1200 wishlists in 5 months. Not bad but it won't be as successful as FlyKnight.
the goal of a game is to create feelings. if your game doesn't create feelings, it will fail.
>>546283674Oh my science is that... a controller, an overpriced prebuilt, and a vr headset when vr is dead and has no games! Take my money Gaben!
>>546284174>1.2k wishlists in 6 monthsits not looking good
>>546284484Cosmic call has bad capsule art. A missed opportunity when the game itself has such a characteristic look while the capsule art has nothing going for it.
>>546284174>If this game flops then gamedev is just not s viable way to make moneyIt isn't, please leave. Leave the thread to those of us who have passion and enjoy this hobby then maybe the quality here will improve as all the money talk and third world opinions vanish
>>546284792No I want to talk about make games.Maybe you should a separate general to talk about Amateur Game Advertisement.
>>546285019post your game (flop)
Hobby dev games snd game dev for money is not the same. Youll get some js or c crud with hobby devs. Nobody is going to put their backs into it.
I was wondering why the thread seemed shittier than usual and then I noticed Ronny is posting again
pwowess, looting menu in pwowess
>>546285165no no, you're going to make it bro, millionaire and all the girls will want to fuck
>>546285373I like the style
>>546285394I hope no one here thinks being rich will make them more attractive.
>>546285728If i had a million dollars in my youth id have more children than ghengis khan by now and i wouldnt have left. Kind of late now.
>>546260346does anyone know any games with real cute furry characters? Besides Atlyss, I'm looking for a style that's not Atlyss
>>546285728fake humiliation ritual shit the times posted because bill gates walked back his climate change stance
Does your game have any disability representation?
>>546285728How tf does Bill Gates not get bitches? Same with Notch. I don't get it man, women are soulless whores without any moral fiber in their body so shouldn't they be on them and trying to get their money like flies on dung?
In a tactics game, should I store multiple properties like terrain type, some penalties for certain movements etc inside a cell or just a name and pull them each time form a data table?
Time to restart the work
>>546286267louder settings for if a baby cat person who chews really loudly is playing.
>>546286346100% a reference name.
>>546286346Store the cell definitions once and then re-use the same ones over and over by just indexing into the array of cell definitions. If your map is made up of “cells” switch it to instead use integer indices into an array of cell definitions
>>546286509I said disability representation not accessibility features
>it don't work
My game only sellerded 4 copies in the November sirs. This is so embarrassment. Should I be of delisting my game, sirs? It is not gonna sale?
>>546260346the streets say nortubel gained a new fetish
>>546286735tranny
>>546286717yeah I was thinking of accessibility features. I see that now.
>>546286735feel free to elaborate, oh that's right you didn't because you don't dev at all
>>546286267Not atm but i've thinking about adding a girl with a dissability on my visual novel.Tell me cool disabilities to have /agdg/
____ children
>>546287206kanna...
>>546287062Giant tiddies
>Steam Frame is a streaming-first, wireless VR headset + controllers that can handle your whole Steam libraryGreat, more useless Valve tech we need to support
>>546287062bird blindness
>>546287332I can't believe valve is releasing a vr headset after they killed pcvr.
>it works
>>546284174That game looks like shit
>>546287231>>546287272>>546287378Hmm I'm between cerebral palsy and bird blindness but I think I should play it safe and just go with giant tiddies
>>546287539you don't have a game
>>546287539>>546286735>bocchigger posters
>>546287812risu...
>>546287550Looks pretty good to me
>>546287332Don't worry, even if you don't want to, valve will dedicate 25% of the frontpage (thanks to valve, the only thing players click) to their new headset so you'll get even LESS impressions.
>>546288062stevie wonder?
>>546287332wtf I love fatfuck gabencunt now
>>546288318>Our $100 + 30% for life went to R&D on a shitty prebuiltYay
>>546282117sweet!
>>546288237Nobody here is making a better game the only that comes close is illusive domain
>>546288132>Don't worry, even if you don't want to, valve will dedicate 25% of the frontpage (thanks to valve, the only thing players click) to their new headset so you'll get even LESS impressions.Why did fatfuck gabencunt do this to us?
>>546288794NTA but I'm making a similar FPS melee game (not gonna post it) and his game looks very high quality in assets and graphics but combat feedback is lacking.
A game about killing everyone in existence including God
>>546289385Id play that
>>546287332
>>546287332That's great!I love Valve tech!
>>546289503
>>546288648>prebuiltWhat do you want to build your own VR headset? What in retardation is this.
>>546283729
>>546289571What a shitty meal. Imagine eating only meat like an animal.
I want chris to stop being a pseud and for him to work in a game
https://vocaroo.com/174ckLlg0qts
>>546289571I wonder how many prostitutes gaben fucks in a weekly basis?
>>546289962>https://vocaroo.com/174ckLlg0qtsdamn, that's AI slop? music fags on suicide watch
Why does the orishas in yoruba religion seem to be very similar to jungian archetypes and the soul contract in new age and the destiny set in astrology?
>>546290263Stop
>>546289826Anon is talking about the cube in the upper right of the picture silly tripfag
I found a website that gives some times on writing a light novel, maybe it will help me write a story for my game.
>>546289847
>>546285394why was i born handsome instead of rich
What if the heroe in a JRPG is nothing more than a person being chosen by his ochira, which is set by him being born in a specific date that will mean he has to become an embodiment of that ochira, which is his destiny to acquire his blessings to bring back the dragon treasure under the cave and save the kingdom from the dragon?
>>546290895Did you ever live in your parents basement?
>>54629121520 years
>>546290249It gets worsehttps://vocaroo.com/1dGDya8q2Yta
What kind of games will Generation Zyklon develop?
>>546291254You invited women to your parents house?
>>546290842cry harder gabenschizo
>>546291304filtered
Steam Machine announcement!>2:10https://youtu.be/OmKrKTwtukE?si=2puYJvM9vcmn8o8LHow much did Gaben pay Eric to feature his game on the the ad?
>>546291304Gamble and friendslop
>>546291362is it raining in mumbai currently?
>>546291292>https://vocaroo.com/1dGDya8q2Ytadayum, now you can get all the niggerness without the nigger
>>546291391>gabenschizo
Today i will remind themhttps://greenyellow-hippopotamus-487442.hostingersite.com/
>>546291791not clicking your ip logger nigger
>>546291791does anyone fall for these ip grabbers? why are you so insistant?
i like everything but rap and country
>>546291410>Buy this expensive cube to play a game that can be run on any old laptop
GABE IS GIVING OUT FREE STEAM MACHINES AND VRs TO DEVELOPERSGRAB YOURS WHILE YOU CAN
>>546291791absolutely zero chance I'm even hovering over this link
>>546292232>GRAB YOURS WHILE YOU CANbraindead
>>546292091Imagine not liking johnny cashhttps://youtu.be/AeZRYhLDLeU?si=cvTbyKCgkMt6tYqi
>>546291410Love how badly edited it is, they probably had another game there (mine?) but swapped it out at the last second because they realised their PRECIOUS evildevs aren't getting all the focus.
>>546292430also there is good countryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKL0p16KPRs
>>546292389>supplies are limited Don't sign your posts, fella.
>>546292232I just clicked that and my request from last year is still pending lmao.
>>546292476It's just that recording screens always makes everything look like shit(you can try it with your phone) so it's best to overlay it with clear footage.
>>546292232>VRsno thanks
Hur dur im chris does the krhisna influence liberals platonic forms
how do I get a 3d artist gf?
>>546293037it's called college
>Godot in the Steam hardware video/agdg/sisters...Godot keeps winning....
one thing i really notice a lot about failed indie games is that they should focus less on ideas and more on utilizing their strengths.the difference is, when you focus on ideas you build a project around "what you should become good at", when you focus on your strengths you build a project around what you are actually good at.the problem i think is, that our strengths might not align with the products we like. someone might be good at ui design, but love action rpg. which means he should be making a management or strategy game, but he ends up trying to model anime girls and weapons and fails horribly.
IT'S OVER
>>546293476goodbye
>>546293037It's not about how, but about whether you should. Go stroke your penis and come back when your mind clears up
>>546292232I wish I had a Steam partner dashboard.
>>546293037Here's the answer
You are given a brief description of the game and you have 4 review counts to choose from.The more correct answers you make, the more promotion you win, with the final prize being a spot on the front page.
>>546293712False.
>steam deck is for the girls!
>>546293803Your 4 hint options are>Ask /agdg/ for help>Ask ChatGPT for help>Ask the gamers for help>Ask Gabe Newell himself
>>546293889>>steam deck is for the girls!
>>546293889rent free
>>546284484cosmic call wasnt a passion projecti dont even play roguelikesmidterms are killing me
>>546293889i look like this
>>546293712Impossible, most steam reviews are fucking random in-group jokes or mindless pointless complaints.
>>546260346Doing a lot of Nortubel/Hirdrih character art and text stuff, I'm considering PDF files in the gallery, so they combine text with images.After this update, I plan to update it one more time when I'm done with the Hirdrih game.But by Bonka's game, I wanna put a wiki type feature into that game, which could be an alternative to the gallery.
game 1: boring gameplay, ugly graphics, 0 reviewsgame 2: boring gameplay, nice graphics, 1000 reviewsis art style and quality really that important?ofc game 2 was slightly better in gameplay, but desu it was just a little better, not much.
>>546294356Christ dude get help
>>546294134are you a maricon maraco puto?
>>546284181
WE ARE SO BACK
fine i will admit it: i dont like gamedev, i like money and games is the only skill i have
>>546291410>>546293607The commercial nailed the fake ivy and fairylights basic girlgamer aesthetic
it's very soul crushing for me to realize that all my ideas are generic and boring, which means my interests aren't that special or unique. but i guess it's a truthpill i have to swallow to improve.
>>546294606si
>>546287812fygoon won
>low effort /pol/bait gets more replies than an OCIf you ever needed an answer as to why /agdg/ is so shit, this is why.
>>546294742Doesn't sound like this is really the best Hobby for you
>>546294927kasjdkjaskdjasdkasdjad PUTO!
>>546294945>>low effort /pol/bait gets more replies than an OC>If you ever needed an answer as to why /agdg/ is so shit, this is why.
>>546294770juniper nodev should wear a maid costume and service agdg yesdevs
>>546294927tranny
>>546293231Yeah I agree and I am too guilty of this in part. So what's the conclusion to your post? What have you done after the realization?
>>546294742Sounds like this is really the best Jobby for you
>>546294982this is not a hobby, its my life, its my personality, its who i am
I'm the top 1% dev in this thread and yet I'd starve without my minimum wage day job.
>>546295431post game
>>546295520>I'm the top 1% dev in this thread and yet I'd starve without my minimum wage day job.
>>546295431That's cute babe, but have you filled out any applications this week? Remember to take down any dirty dishes so your mom can wash them
>>546295095That's bokudev's job
>>546291410Is she the queen who rejected madodev?
>>546295165i already have a good framework in my mind, but my game idea still lacks a good end goal. but on the technical part i decided to use free icons (flaticon.com) as game art and put heavy focus on UI based interactions, so abstracting as much as i can into ui interactions.i think if the player has a goal in mind, then the visual presentation matters less, as long as it communicates the state of the progression and what type of decisions the player can make.
People despise my game.
Listen snowflakes, you just have to accept it.The world simply doesn't need a million ballerinas, okay? I know you were told you can "be anything you want to be" but that isn't exactly true, is it?The truth is, the world has enough game developers already. But, of course continue with it as a Hobby if you enjoy it :)
Nobody boughted my game.
A game about 2030https://youtu.be/UrEUzKTt7j0
>>546296052>A game about 2030>https://youtu.be/UrEUzKTt7j0
>>546296129>>546295545>>546295059Bloody benchod basterd!
>>546295978But did anyone baoughteriededederedd your game?
>>546296246Yes, they did bougheteredifidieyedfiedederedefereted my game.
>>546296215>Bloody benchod basterd!
>>546296052Wow I love imaging things to get upset and sad about! Thanks for sharing with all of us!
>Anonymous 11/12/25(cp)23:42:50 No.546296476>>546296215(You)>>Bloody benchod basterd!
>>546293969only one of those hints is useful...classic gameshow maneuver
>>546261448>tfw this has sold more than anons multiplayer game
are there any game engines? i can only find rendering engines like unity, unreal or godot. haven't found a game engine yet.
>>546296959>are there any game engines? i can only find rendering engines like unity, unreal or godot. haven't found a game engine yet.
Did any anon on here use a GZDoom to make his game?
>>546296908>0 reviewsHow????
>>546296959RPGMaker, senhor
>>546297348it's bad
I call myself a retard out loud any time I make some stupid coding mistake. Am I hexing myself?
The trick to making a game is just assuming it will be easy and doing it anyway.The doomers and the AI spammers and the Steam statistics posters cannot stop me. I will make it, you can all be smart and stay in the bucket.
>>546297348Sabotaged by fatfuck gabencunt
>>546273015
>>546297375Did you play it to know that?
>>546297348The default fate for any game is total failure.Anything more than that requires either the game be exceptionally appealing, or lucky.Be a 10/10 or don't bother. That goes for Steam and for dating apps.
>>546296959mario makerdreamslittle big planetroblox
I just found out 16 is legal in my country
>>546297651>Anything more than that requires either the game be exceptionally appealing, or lucky.You can also succeed with enough astroturfing like Peripeteia. But for that you need to be particularly shameless and obnoxious.
>>546297651>The default fate for any game is total failure.>Anything more than that requires either the game be exceptionally appealing, or lucky.>Be a 10/10 or don't bother. That goes for Steam and for dating apps.
>>546293212Isn't it still easier to use Windows and target Proton?
>>546297736cucked country
>>546296959nope not yet
need to make hands and feet. i think hip transition to thigh needs some small adjustments too and forearm might be very slightly too long. then it's just detailing muscles and making them a bit more subtle than right now
>>546298462lots of things are becoming hobbies nowadays. having a bakery is literally a jobby/hobby. supermarkets are packed with bread.restaurant? i can warm up a pizza at home too.tailor? i can just order clothing on amazon.doctor? i can just google my symptoms.lawyer? i can just use chatgpt or google it.driver? i can just drive my own car.
>>546298462me except the other way around.
>>546299349that's actually really good, props
>>546299349i look like this
>>546297348its MP only, you can't play the game.
>>546299349my hands and feet look like this
>>546299380Are you going of those people that pull their own teeth out to prove how awesome they are?
>>546299459thankies
>>546299349Why bother with this? Genuine question. Are you making a gay sex coom game? Is every crease and bump in the male body important to the gameplay? Are you going to maintain this level of detail with everything else in the game or will your environments look like Quake?Pic related is about the level of detail any 3d indie needs to bother trying to attain, and most can't. Sculpting 3d assets is a pure ngmi timewasting activity
>>546282405That's like saying 2+2 doesn't teach you how to do math.
>>546272787Nice, will you keep the square by square movements ?
https://youtu.be/oRL5durPleI
>>546294356PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA
This Hobby is just a little too much for some of you
I used to think it was just lust but now I'm sure that it's love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsIyHSoQW8>IQ is not strongly correlated with wealth and socioeconomic status>People with lower measured IQs had a higher tendency to overestimate their own IQs>People higher in narcissism were more likely to overestimate their own IQs Nepocrybabies aren't going to like this.
>>546302201You could bring something useful instead
>>546302201Intelligence is determined by brain size
its that shrimple
>>546302201
>>546301017No I'm a making a monster catcher. There will be female player model too
>>546291254Twenty years in my parents' basement. I wanted a team of professionals, I compromised, I bought assets. I wanted to converse with nineties gamedev legends, I shitposted with cris and fygoon instead. See where I'm going with this?
>>546302484Russohating sisters our response?
>>546302201>(((Spencer Greenberg)))disregarded
>>546294125What are you going to college for? What would you do if your game ends up a success ie $500k profit? 1m profit?>>546255773You really throwing the towel in or just venting? I'm tired too bro, I just want my next game to get me a big enough success that I can>go at least 5 years without needing to wage solely off the amount of profit it brought in>large enough fanbase to have good odds of easy success on my next game provided the game is good quality
>>546302201that title is hilarious, also you are a tranny
>>546303420That game is not going to make that much cause it looks like ass
>>546302201>tfw game makes $1.8m dollars after 10 years of development
>21:54:00 "[PERF] State Change: 6 -> 7 (Delta: 26ms, Exec: 30ms)"
>>546260701tell me rotate whered you learn to pray like that ive been watching you im your bucakaroo i wanna be like you
challenge is pic related, show me what you can do with 16 sprites.
>>546302201>IQ is not strongly correlated with wealth and socioeconomic statusThe people who invented IQ, founders of Mensa literally said as much, you didn't need a study for that. They said they were expecting the higher IQ people to be classy gentlemen scientists philosophers, etc. but instead they were savant autists stuck in supermarket jobs but who could spell words backwards instantly and solve rubik cubes mentally.> Berrill had intended Mensa as "an aristocracy of the intellect" and was unhappy that the majority of members came from working or lower-class homes,[10] while Ware said: "I do get disappointed that so many members spend so much time solving puzzles."
>>546258546tfw anon got good looking sand while i keep struggling to make good looking sandstyle looks familiar are you automon dev?
>>546303420computer science, im not sure what direction but im thinking visual computing, software engineering or cybersecim in my first semester, im avoiding thinking about the future till i know i wont get filtered hard>success ie $500k profit? 1m profit?i wouldnt quit or do anything drastic, im not rlly materialisticmaybe buy a nice chair
>>546304520what's the size limitation? that literally looks handdrawn with a tablet>>546304669>im in my first semester, im avoiding thinking about the future till i know i wont get filtered hardahh okay that makes sense, you're probably gonna have a bunch of classes that can go for any one of these concentrations or whatever they call them at the school you go to.>that answeri meant in terms of your overall life, like would you quit college, waging (if you even have a job), being a full time gamedev, getting your own place (500k is not enough for that imho)
>>546304520>you are an evil lord in love with an archer, but the queen imprisoned the archer and uses love spells to fight of attackers>your only chance is collecting enough coins to pay her to free him
Reminder
wherever you can learn how to make a good game, it's not youtube or udemy.
>want to make the player have multiple realistic gruesome death animations>people will accuse me of being into guro since the player is a cute small girl
>>546304669>streamerbaitdev is 18I hate zoomers
just saw a phonepost with a giant wall of text attached to it and if you think I read that shit, you are SORELY mistaken lel
>>546305789yep, its reddit
>>546306037>phonepostretard
>>546305345yea but for now its just baseline stuff and 99% math>overall lifei wouldnt quit college, i dont have a job, gamedev income survival mode only (but i still live at home lol)being a fulltime gamedev is my main goal so id just finish college and work on new games and hope i dont go bankrupt lolThough i wouldnt mind working on something great in a team...id only move out when i get married - but alas...
>>546305936So that's that Cosmicdev guy and you're all crying about how he didn't make it when he wasn't even 18 yet jesus.Fygoon is also 20 and thinks he will make it with his giant turd.I see why this place has gone to the shitter and why the uptick of celeb glorifying has reached boiling point.
>>546306406does your father live with you? if not do you sleep with your mom to save space? do your parents support your game?
>>546306615kinoim not 18
>>546306605fagoon doesn't have a game any more than a girl has a penis
>post on r/godot, seeing the users are higher quality than usual, because it's godot>casually call out redditors as the terminally online losers, forgetting these godot users are also redditors>gamedev agrees with me they're retarded, then blabbers about how gamers are "vitriolic" and reveals he sees these ppl as bad bc they criticize his game with constructive criticism>wtf you talking about bro, gamers are awesome and you deserve to be criticized. it's terminally online gamedevs and all redditors who are the losers wtf.>janitorial staff step in to abuse their powerOf course. I should have remembered Godot communities are massive hugboxes. Of course being honest and real will instantly get me banned from the hyper sensitive weirdly woke cringefest that is any godot community.>are....are you okay?lmfaoAnyway, I only post this to ask why the fuck are godot communities so hyper sensitive woke types? I'm way to their left but these people are fucking freaks.
>>546306803>He got into uni after 18ngmi
reminder
>Working on the dialogue editor.
make a simulation type game where you are some sort of gladiator fight manager, but the fights are all sorts of creatures and fighters. e.g. you can put a dark mage, a lion, a demon and a bunch of skeletons and slimes in the arena and see who is last man standing.if you want to take it a step further make it a whole manager game about sending out troops to catch rare monsters/characters and based on how interesting the fights are you can charge viewers more to run a profitable business.
>>546306803>im not 18not my question?? are you esl?>>546306952news flash retard, you too are a redditor
>>546306952cringeyou think about them a lot more than they think about you my retard, seek help and/or take your meds
>>546307098that looks pretty cool. doesn't godot have some prebuilt solutions for that? what you've got looks a lot like dialogue system for unity looks like outside the box.
>>546307207worse, im etl
>>546307268Some addon exist but I like to dev my own solution.
>>546307084So true xister
bwaa
>>546305936At least Cosmic Call dev is doing the smart thing by starting early. A lot of you niggers are in your mid 30s doing this as a last resort.
>>546307372canadian?
slava bocchi
>>546306952>he doesn't hate gamersHow can you even be a gamedev?>he has political arguments on his promoting-my-game reddit accountOh no its retardedAlso of course reddit is going to be an over-moderated hugbox full of faggots, and godot doubly so. The redot discord has a different class of retard but at least they're not woke and you can disagree without being instantly banned.
I jack of all traded too hard. I even know arduino. But master of none. At some point i wanted to get compensated. Atleast let me wet my beak.Right now im tasteless. I got no motivation. I cant get a job even if i could im 36 do no i can not get a job. Never mind the women. Hell im not even technically divorsed.I want $10,000 i had $10,000 once. What am i without even that in my savings account. Just a kid. I should be worth more than that.
I haven't used normal social media for years, I didn't know real people were calling it friendslop the whole time. Is the joke that they know most of the games are shit and just want something to do with their friends?
>>546307583Says the stinky nodev who is also likely another zoomer
/agdg/ - Aging Game Development Geriatric
I hope you are all doing well!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj2AC5RSj6A
>>546307835Post game.
>can 3d model>can't animate
>new player buys game>"it tends to crash">i ask them for any details>no response
>>546305750
>>546307841I'll have you know I'm young and verile, currently getting my game engine pregnant with my source code.
>>546307729Yeah, I'm not a pussy, I will have political discussion on my game's account, if it flops it flops, at least I know I wasn't a pussy.
>>546307973Exactly. Change of plans, always take advantage of gamers, AI consoomers and anyone. You can't help them, they're brainwashed.
>>546307583dont be mean anonits never too late to start unironicallyjust dont compromise yourself too much
>>546307207>news flash retard, you too are a redditorNice try, but studying these people for a few days to see if it's worth hurting my mental health to advertise to them isn't becoming them.I'm also being immediately banned in every community I post for pointing out they're mentally ill losers, so clearly I'm not one of them>>546307253>you think about them a lot more than they think about youYou mean I thought about myself and their community in 10 seconds?Nah, you people just aren't aware of what's happening in the godot communities. Did you forget this shit? Here is the Godot community manager. This is the same person who created all their drama that led a lot of people forking it or at least stepping away to acknowledge the community is unhinged.They even went after Juan, Godot's creator, trying to cancel him. And he actually wimpered and kindof let them.It's absolutely pathetic. But what's even more pathetic it not caring about having at least one gamedev community that isn't filled with pure unfiltered mental illness. This is the "worst place" but unironically is actually the best place despite the horrible people here. That's how bad everywhere else is.I thought Godot would surge hard when Unity flopped so hard with their illegal changes. Then Godot gets the ball and throws it to this community manager, who alienates all normal people immediately. Now no one has the ball, it's fucking pathetic.
reminder. this is the best job in the world. don't take it for granted. make work into pure unashamed play.
>>546308175>>546307973>Luddite cattle using strawmen, outdated and irrelevant info to fight against progress
>>546307658
Guys, remember, no matter how much you procrastinate or how bad you are at advertising, you will never be as bad as people like >>546308354
gamedev is a chance to make money. without gamedev you'd have 1 chance less.
>>546308408Russians are femboys?
>>546307897same
Am I cute
I know now why my elders hated me as I despise zoomers
>>546307729>>he doesn't hate gamers>How can you even be a gamedev?Yea i know. It's actually weird how I found out 99% of gamedevs actually hate their own fans and just want their money. It's fucking sad. Gamers are pretty great btw so I don't get this. They're even better when they're your own fans, but apparently I'm an alien to think this.>he has political argumentsI literally don't. I've never argued with anyone on reddit at all. I literally just laugh at them and block them immediately, in hope that after a few days of blocks it filters out the worst. It doesn't, but it does help make it slightly better that the dumbest retards can't reply to you. Which is ironic because I never block anywhere else, as I think that's stupid. But it's mandatory on reddit bc they're such losers. Within 30 minutes of reading steam cucks defend valve's 30% cut, I had blocked like 20% of r/gamedev and then was banned immediately for laughing at how mentally ill Steamcucks are.
>>546308760>hating gamersI'm a gamedev who does not hate gamers. I will be so happy to have fans of my games and I also love to play games.I make games I want to play.
>>546308716fuck no, you pedophile retard.
>>546307729>Also of course reddit is going to be an over-moderated hugbox full of faggotsGodot discord is like this.Godot IRC is like this.Godot's community member's youtube channels are like this.For some reason they're huge into the whole obnoxious virtue signaling fake leftist woke bullshit. Even in 2025 when everyone stopped doing that lmao.They even went after Juan and made him be like "Uhhh, this is too woke for me." even though he's too big a pussy to ever say that. Literally let his own company fuck him over and make him a cuck. Pathetic.I honestly couldn't believe they didn't fire Nathalie Galle their CM after what she did to the company's image. She still works there lmfao. They eventually apologized to everyone for her, but I bet she didn't even have to apologize to keep her job.
working on ze next level
>>546308740Nah fuck your equivalency, zoomers are a different breed, their brains are rotten by TikTok and "influencers", the pumpkin dev makes it obvious through his game.
>>546308354put your trip back on
>>546308716fuck yes, you pedophile retard.now kill yourself before you do something stupid again.
>>546301307Yeah that's basically what I have planned for this game.And since this is my first game I also want to keep things simple, limiting freedom of the player is one way, besides I do not plan to have big open spaces in this game, I want it to be about navigating hallways.Maybe I'll add some way to peak around a corner later.Been playing with textures and found a way to overlay textures which is fun and not too complicated. Nothing flashy or exciting yet but I'm slowly adding to this little project.Kinda want to add a subtle distance fog too but that'll be tomorrow, I already wasted an hour debugging only to find a switch statement case missing the break call.
>>546309109finally progress, unironically looks good, has pizza tower vibes, i like how the tombstones movei think a backgrounds missing tho
>>546308891That's fantastic, but don't be disappointed when you realize 99% of your peers are the opposite. It's honestly heartbreaking, anon.But thank you for being cool.
>>546309159nta but i didnt know this about godot this is really disappointing to hear so im glad he told us. why does every good thing have to be ruined by american politics.
>>546308716Aren't you that guy who would get sloppy drunk and come into the thread crying about how some local guys at a bar hated you, due to you being a literal, unironic, actual pedophile?How's your drinking going? Hurt anyone while riding drunk? Still a literal, unironic, actual pedophile?
>>546309297thanks, background is just temporary, working on just the level design
wait when did rotate become trans?
>>546306952If you browse and post on reddit, you are the redditors, and you need to go back.
>>546309109With this artstyle, do you try to credit the whole collection of photos, or is it not feasible? The windmill leg talk is pretty funny.
>>546308891>I'm a gamedev who does not hate gamersthat's why you have no fans
>>546309503>he doesnt know rotate lorehe was trans years ago when he started posting here but detransisioned, looks like he's off his meds again
>>546309664leg attack*
>>546309664yeah thats not even feasible, im just hoping all the image corpos dont notice or something
Im sorry for the mean comments I made I was hangry but Im makering pizzer now so all good
>>546309097>She still works there lmfaoNo, she doesn't. She was fired like a year ago.
>>546309691I am making a game with a lot of video essay potential and lore speculation potential. My game will be beloved by many.
>>546309097Gamedev is overflowing with trannies. Open source is overflowing with trannies, where the two intersect is going to become a hyper-woke space. Bevy is the same.
>>546308354I'm AGP but I'm thankful to God every day I'm not a tranny.
>>546309580NOOO just because I frequent gay parties doesn't mean I'm gay okay, I'm just there to study those people.
>>546309967Your kita avatar?
>>546310026>NOOO just because I frequent gay parties doesn't mean I'm gay okay, I'm just there to study those people.
>>546310148what's that? some bocchi shit?
>>546306952Kek they deserve to all fail at gamedev. I can understand an anon making an account solely to shill his game on there but to actually go on there and treat it like a community but then get butthurt at being told their game sucks or that the consumers are buying slop over quality. Wew. I really hate that place and I'd sooner announce doing a community chat on 4chan over reddit. I suspect most of the users on reddit are just bots that are now improved upon with AI.
>>546309964HRT is a proven neural booster; many high-level devs and programmers take it in small doses, but it slowly modifies their neural pathways and makes them want to transition as a side effect.
>>546302201iq *used* to be an indicator, when society still valued natural talent.now everybody is competing and greedmaxing
>>546308760>I literally don't. I've never argued with anyone on reddit at all. I literally just laugh at them and block them immediately, in hope that after a few days of blocks it filters out the worst. It doesn't, but it does help make it slightly better that the dumbest retards can't reply to youThat's just a series of short arguments. You go somewhere and give your contentious 4chan opinion.If I use reddit at all I either just look at concept art subreddits, subs for games I'm playing, or I post my shit on the game engine or gamedev subs but NEVER stay to read what other retards are posting. The only way to cultivate a tolerable bubble is to avoid large subreddits and especially default subs, and stick rigidly to your interests, and don't scroll too far down in the comments.Reddit is a shithole but so is here.
>>546285373why is the TV red?
>>546310738Exactly, thinking 4chan is some amazing forum for real discussion means you either have arrested development or are a newfriend.
>>546310738>Reddit is a shithole but so is here.we are the same you and I villain posting
>>546310663Or... The types of shutin friendless maladjusted kids that would have just been technically competent nerds in the past have been successfully groomed into trooning out due to their online habits, but are also still mostly technically competent.
>>546310725>competingAre you implying that intelligence does not grant you a competitive edge?
>>546310449yeah you would, if you had a game :)
Why is no one here making a porn RPG where you play as a customizable femboy in a fantasy world but every other character whether animal, monster, enemy or NPC is a humanoid/anthro futanari that fucks the player and feminizes them? You know it would make billions
>>546311115>Why is no one here making a porn RPG where you play as a customizable femboy in a fantasy world but every other character whether animal, monster, enemy or NPC is a humanoid/anthro futanari that fucks the player and feminizes them? You know it would make billions
>>546311115
>>546310725>>546310984Intelligence =/= IQ, and the biggest edge you can have is being a nepo, that didn't change. Also charisma > intelligence
>>546311317>the intelligence quotient is not a measure of intelligence
>>546311317>Intelligence =/= IQ,>there are other unmeasurable forms of intelligence trust me bro>ask me about my "emotional intelligence">also my zodiac signBrainlet cope
>>546311942>>546312193nta but sure it's *a* measure but it's an absolute shit one.Imagine thinking that you can boil all of cognition down into a single int within some range. If that seems reasonable to you, then you are a massive dummy.
>>546312193Man im done playing bros. Ill animate donkeykong in ogre3d youll do the same if you want to prove you're nit yet another retard. Stop forcing my hand.
>>546312969Here is the model https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/lanky-kong-eafa231686e947668fd4518c27a7ee8aYou have 5 days
Does /agdg/ have any CRPGs?
>>546309109the transparent fish shadows make it hard to tell where the real fish iswould be cool if the pumpkin-lock-area had some kind of subtle hint, like maybe some fence in the background
>>546312686There are no perfect measures in the world. Reality requires that you make predictions based on probabilistic estimates based on statistical analysis of data. IQ is our most practically applicable indicator for cognitive performance, which in turn provides a practical prediction for performance in cognitively demanding tasks such as the design and production of video games.
>>546260346>5 hours of loading and still not opened yet. Man you'd think unity 6 would be so advanced it could take a project from 2017 and instantly update it. engine companies are fucking retarded
>>546309942>loreslop in 2025who's gonna tell him?
>plays your game wrongeh its just not really my thing I guess...
>the produced failed to guide the user to use the user in the designer-intended wayThis is certainly the fault of the user and not the fault of the designer.- t. every terrible designer ever
Thinken about adding anime girls to my game so agdaggies will give it attention...
>>546308716wow this is gamedev related huh, fucking tranny
>>546315025>>the product*
>>546314709
>>546310984what im implying is that naturally, there is no reason for competition, the good fishermen will be appointed by the tribe to fish.now everybody is trying to be a fisherman because fisherman is what pays best, and the naturally skilled fisherman may think that playing this game is not worth the effort
>>546314485It's because the software is advanced and extremely complex that you have to be careful when migrating versions. You're currently trying to migrate a 2017 engine to a current engine. The further apart versions are in their release date the more number of functions and editor behaviors will be different. You know this, you've been told this before, there's no way you worked on the game this many years without already encountering this.
>bokube is sandbagging againYou can't convince me this guy actually wants to make a game. What he wants is to post on agdg and be a big deal. He loves being a "mascot" and has been one for ten years. This is all he really cares about.Bokube will never be released. Freddy is insane. This is what everyone who works with him already knows.
>>546315259You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.
>>546311317>Intelligence =/= IQ
>>546314485>>546315818wait.... I.... wait hold onLike, this is the rolling cube guy? From like ancient /agdg/ over 10 years ago?? He still hasn't fucking released lmao??? what the fuuuuuuck ahhahahaha
>>546314485Boku I doubt your game will transfer over without issue. You should probably give up on the idea of using anything but Unity 2017 or whatever version you have. I tried going up a version in the past, it'd wreck my game. Going this many forward would probably be more trouble than it's worth.
>>546315257if I made mario, the player would get up to the door, jump off the bridge, then get upset he's not in the castle then not even fucking refund, play for 8 minutes and then quit and that's the end of that one
>>546314485By not releasing your game for 10 years, you bring shame upon the Conception family name, Frederick my boy.
Honestly was smart for Boku to wait until Bokube 3 to upgrad... hold on, he's not on 3 even after all these years?2 must have been taking a whil... wait... he... wait.... ohhh... noononon...
>half life 3 will release before bekube
>>546316003>Boku I doubt your game will transfer over without issueHe already knows this. He's sabotaging himself like a kid pretending to be too sick to go to school. He said he would release the game this year and now he tells people he'll release it in 3-4 months, and just yesterday he decided to nuke his project by cramming it into a version of Unity that is something like 240 updates ahead of the one he used to make the game.
>>546314485whoa I remember this game haha blast from the pastworking on some DLC in time for the holidays or what?
>>546314485godot opens instantly btw
>>546316023>objective is a big giant castle with a path leading to it>objective is the yellow rectangular prism in a field of rectangular prisms/agdg/ can't tell the different between these two
are you guys serious that he's been working on it for 10 years or just trolling or some meme I don't understand
>>5463175787 years.
>>546317578His kickstarter happened when steam greenlight was still a thing.
>>546316003but then playstation 5 gamepad support wont work let me try it lol
>>546315952cant tell if this post is genuine, sarcastic, just a redittor thinking this is how he fits in, an attempt at being funny, an attempt at being ironically unfunny, trolling, baiting idk anymore idk
>>546317796>let me try it lolYou need to stop goofing around. You have kickstarters who invested in your game. This is a business and we are trying to work here.
>retard troll goes hide in a corner and wont accept the animate donkey kong challengeNo but hes smort he was a webdev you see
>>546316003Trainwiz did it with Underspace, 2018 to something current this year.
>>546317634>>546317646holy shit hahahahah
>>546318251He could ship Bokube from 2 years ago and his kickstarters almost certainly would be happy. He hasn't been sitting on his laurels, that much is certain.
Is going back to college at 29 completely retarded or, even now, is there hope for man?
>>546314485Long time no see, so did you end up making it? Any plans for Bokube 2 yet?
>>546318640No capitalism will end in 5 years. Not literarily but.
>>546314485https://docs.unity3d.com/6000.2/Documentation/Manual/upgrade-project.html>The recommended best practice is to upgrade your project sequentially from one major version to the next. For example, if you’re upgrading from 2020 LTS to 2022, you should first upgrade to 2021 LTS, then to 2022 LTS. If you upgrade your project from a much older version straight to a newer version, you might encounter more issues than if you upgrade your project sequentially.
>>546316185>Kenshi's development was primarily led by a single person over the course of twelve years, and it was released on December 6, 2018.
>>546315257make a good game and it won't flop, retard
>>546318331He also had professional help
>>546319071https://store.steampowered.com/app/233860/Kenshi/
>>546315257left: me playing my gameright: brimstonewalker playing my game
>>546318501>removes the name to defend himself
procedural aiming
>>546319071KEK bokus shitty game is nowhere near kenshi
>>546318640depends on the degree. actually it depends if you just feel like you missed out on some aspect of your youth that three years will somehow fix. you might as well seek experience in whatever you think that degree was gonna get youwhy am I replying to this the guy is vague-asking about going back to uni on 4chan I need to put my block back on
>>546319628whoa cool how did you do that?
>>546314485Godot doesn't have this problem.
>>546319274Did he pay, or did he use connections and his developer network?
>>546319628procedural sex
>Boko CubeThat's the mojito-like, right? That guy's really spent 7 years on that?
>>546319693LookAtModifier3D for spine + custom SkeletonModifier3D script that rotates the arms around X axis
>>546319071Literally nothing about Bokube looks like it should take 10+ years. Back in 2009 Bokube would have been a Flash game on Newgrounds that you could play for free.
>>546319616Amigo, I am not el BokuDev, juro por Dios.
>>546319647BokuDev did have employment outside of game development much of that time.
>>546319662kek fair point. it would be MechE because I want to materially contribute something since all I'm doing right now is making artsy gimmicks that lead nowhere
>>546319616seems like Mr Conception got a 3-day vacation for "racism outside of /b/", or maybe just a warning, who knows.Maybe that will help him focus on releasing Bokube 1.
>>546320208xDDD never ever
>>546320016>Back in 2009 Bokube would have been a Flash game on Newgrounds that you could play for free.That is a distinct lie. Flash games like that were almosy entirely 2D. Bokube is distinctively 3D.
>>546319662It doesnt depend on anything. Therell be blue collar jobs that will get automated later. White collar is going to get wiped out. A 4 year degree now is a waste of time.https://youtu.be/vjy4TbhDr_Y
bokube looked like it would be a nice casual game 6 years ago. now it looks like a cluttered asset monstrosity overbaked until there's nothing left but ashes.
>>546319321you really got butthurted huh?
>>546320274lol
>>546320705you're a failure and your game will flop
>>546320215What makes you think ai isnt capable of doing mechanical engineering?
>>546320394>almosyalmost
What's boku end goal?To make the dwarve fortress of 3D puzzle platformers?
>>546321108most of mech eng. has been """AI""" (machine learning) for 15 years now, no one will ever let an AI sign off on a project as that'd be retarded and also they don't have papers because it is a python script on a server somewhere
>>546320215well then go because that's such a narrow field and max out your social skills, you'll get a job from a friend or friend of a friend
>>546320703you got hurt?you got hurted?pick one fellow esl
>>546321276To be posting in agdg 3 years from now, then 4 years from now and so on, and getting (You)s by posting about this same game. There is no reason to believe otherwise. Someone does the same thing for 10 years you should probably just accept this is what they will always do.
>>546320537>White collar is going to get wiped out.2 more years and scam kikeman will solve fundamental llm problems?
>>546321276>To make the dwarve fortress of 3D puzzle platformers?Nowhere even near something that admirable. I honestly cannot understand why it's taken him this long to have the ugly mess that he has.I think there's something just fundamentally damaged about him, and it comes through in the game's art and design honestly. You just feel a little queasy looking at screenshots or webms. Like there's something repulsive in his soul that comes through in the game.When I see even a thumbnail of that game, I feel the need to move past it quickly, or I get a very bitter and ugly depressive feeling.
I don't know what to do
>>546321276I am guessing there have been multiple goals, including learning, but also making a game that is not some half-assed effort. A bit like a blade folded a thousand times. Though I think he has not always been fully strategic, like possibly making new levels because the old ones might have bored him, despite not realizing those old levels would be fresh to customers, though I am just guessing. And aggydaggy's advice to him might be something that he should have had more skepticism towards, since it varies so tremendously much in quality.
>>546321507Also I think this especially because he has been doing this since his kickstarter. So since 2017 he has been telling agdg every year that the game is going to be released, and he has entered every demoday and made every demoday thread about him. This is what he does and what he will always do. It's up to him to prove otherwise. In 10 years he has been unable to show that he is serious about releasing a game. He just wants to be famous on agdg and soak in people's shitposts about him and their reactions to him and his TEN YEARS game.
>>546321276no, not even anything special he's just redone it like 12 times now
>>546321587There is no problem. Think of it this way theres a scale that ranges from exploration to problem solving. Most white collar jobs are somewhere in the middle or to the righter side. Research is closer to the left but are you going to be a researcher?Ai that improves itself is not needed to wipe out white collar jobs.
>>546321928Bokube didn't have level selection, main menu, settings, cinematics, etc. 2 years ago, I believe.>>546321598Most people DD65 complained about jank. Someone played it for almost 2 hours. If it somehow is repulsive to you, it surely can't be repulsive to everyone.
>>546321598>I think there's something just fundamentally damaged about him, and it comes through in the game's art and design honestly.100%. He is meant to work in a kitchen, the food industry attracts all kinds of people whose brains work in quirky ways and they get by nicely having a dozen things to do at all times, it's a super busy job that works well with manic and crazy people. The way he demands constant feedback and then makes 200 stupid and minor changes to his game and then posts it in the thread and he has done this year after year. This is a crazy person who just likes to feel busy.
Who will sooner release a game, me beginning now or Bokube?
Is all this bokube gossip talk AI generatedWtf is going on
>>546321598>You just feel a little queasy looking at screenshots or webms. Like there's something repulsive in his soul that comes through in the game.Yes, this is how I feel too though I haven't really stopped to consider it. Things are just "off" in such a way to be very off-putting. If I knew nothing and you showed me the game, and told me there's something wrong with the developer, I would understand completely.
Bokube plans on making a documentary about himself and this game. That really says it all.
>>546322767KEK
>>546320537>>546318640AI stole all the good jobs
>>546322635The pink index is too low
>>546322851kek you'll never look like this tranny
>>546322938
>>546322767>>546322797And that's exactly what you hear from crazy people they say stuff like that. "Yeah you know that bunny game I've been making (for 8 years) I'm going to make a documentary about myself making it I already have hours of footage I just need to find an editor. I'll probably submit it to a film festival I bet they will think it's funny me working 10 years on this stupid game lol"And then two more years goes by and the game is still not released and you realize they are just insane.
>>546322998
>>546322739Lol now I'm thinking its the mojito dev samefagging... please don't go down to his level hombre, and stop fucking gossip-spamming whoever you are
>>546322006>Most white collar jobs areand have been bullshit jobs for decades, they could have been automated or got rid of but there is no reason to do it
>>546323121Why do all trannies have glasses?
>>546323276emergency cutting instrument?
>valve is trying to force steam machines again>trailer says "every game will work on it"speak for yourself valve, i am NOT adding gamepad support no matter what, eat my ass
Progress
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>>546323530daaaaaaaaayummmmmmm this shit gon light the world on fire, yo!
Just sayin' I haven't posted a single bosci pic in this entire thread
>>546323492The meme machine doesn't even come with a controller anyway. I really don't see the point and I don't understand the hype. The steamdeck made sense since that was an underserved niche, this is just a little prebuilt with valve's name on it.
>>546323530its a different game btw
>>546323847This dev managed to make 2 games in 10 years? That's impressive, I know some that can't even make 1 in that time!
>>546323918https://store.steampowered.com/app/1798950/Mojito_the_Cat/You should buy it and support the dev! He needs more positive reviews so that when bokube releases bokudev will kill himself.
>>546323772>please papa gabe>get free marketingIts that shrimple
>>546322635>Is all this bokube gossip talk AI generated>Wtf is going on
I hate living with people because I cannot concentrate
>>546324040The FBI is hard at work at trying to stop bokudev before he releases and becomes too powerful as america's mutt hitler.
>>546324056
>>546322998imagine those whore lips wrapped around your cock goddamn
>>546324181it was over for bokube as soon as he added a happy merchant to his game
>>546323530https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664720/MOJITO_Woodys_Rescue/?curator_clanid=45056479Kino
>>546323530This game looks cute and soulfulIs Mojito the cat's name?
>>546324056>trannies living together>concentrating
>>546324313>high iq>>546309261Low iq
i shall be to cris what mojito is to bokube
>>546323024I doubt there's that much to it. He'll get experience with making a documentary, if nothing else.
>>546324764his bottom bussy?
can someone tell me why bocchi avatarfagging isnt banned?
>>546324898it's not avatarfagging if half the posters here do it
>>546324898>>546323739
>>546323530Uh oh boku bee is not gonna like this.
>>546324898I can bypass the ban
>>546323530The art style of the new game is neat, and the Spanish influence is interesting. But the gameplay probably is not much different from what have been seen many times before. The old game had apparent issues regarding fun, it was an optimization-based puzzle game. I hope the new game is as fun as its graphics and art style are good, for otherwise I don't see the new game selling well.
>>546308716absolutely nothing behind those (male) eyes
>The Bocchi the Rock! anime premiered in Japan on October 9, 2022>Bocchiposting is older than the time some people are here now
>>546325292back to English class ESL thirdie
>>546325292We'll be 50 and 60 year olds looking back at bocchj the same way we did the uhh green haired 4chan girl. And Misty. And CC Sakura
>>546324876No the point is it's a pipe dream, just like the game. This is the thing that you realize from people like frederique they are living in another reality in their heads and don't even care if 20 years passes without the thing happening, they just love smoking the hopium. They love to talk about and be working on something that will never pay off or happen. It feels good. If you press them to actually finish the things and be responsible, you see they can't.
>>546325292>3 years
>>546321891>I think he has not always been fully strategicI would love to know a single instance of bokudev being strategic with this game. I know at some point he had a dev kit to make a switch version or something and then let it expire. That was years and years ago. And he paid for a billboard too supposedly. That's it. In every other way he has just been clowning around.
hitting a knowledge ceiling sucks
it's called progress
>>546326024The kickstarter was the most strategic thing he ever didhttps://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2139542651/bokube
>>546326082lore?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1660960/Windswept/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2306490/GNAW/2D platformers still have a good chance in 2025. windswept shouldve been $15 it would have done way better, but looks like it will do decent.That being said, is there some sort of chart of formula for future projected sales based on week 1 reviews? like if a game gets 100 reviews in 1 week it will do x amount of reviews in x amount of months?
>>546326082gmi
someone should make starbound 2
>>546325540>>546319071
>>546325540So much gossip posting, so much projection, go get a job your parents are begging the Lord every day please just get a job
what type of entertainment do you guys watch? i need some chill time :(i liked watching hard playthroughs, but i can't find any games anymore where it's interesting to watch the player struggle...
Where is the gamedev thread for real world things?https://youtube.com/shorts/wPavgXyc2h
>>546326204light green is garden biomedark green is pine forest biomelight blue is mountain biomemagenta is Crystalline Fields biome>>546326325thank you. you are GMI too.
>>546326213>If your game didn’t reach 1000 reviews within about 6 months of your launch, marketing your game post launch doesn’t really help. If your game (both Early access or 1.0) failed to earn at least 100 reviews in the first month of launch, there is a 0.2% chance of having a game that earned 1000 reviews. >...>In 2024, almost 75% of all games that reached 1000 reviews did it within 3 months of their launch (this applies to both EA and normal releases. https://howtomarketagame.com/2025/02/10/how-likely-are-you-to-overcome-a-failed-launch-so-youre-telling-me-theres-a-chance/
NONONONO HAHAHAHAHA
i wonder if there is a theory out there about every human only being able to do one thing. like e.g. there is only 1 game idea that is meant for you.like everybody having unique skills, unique upbringing, unique interests and that all resulting into only one viable game idea for you.basically something going completely against the idea of choice and instead going the opposite direction by figuring out what destiny you are resisting.
>>546326573>>>/diy/
>>546326696your punishment for not funding my gamedev is 10 years of development sorry!
>>546326696The toughest for me is the comments. It's heartbreaking.
>>546326620Nta but could you share why you got involved in this sales-posting? Are we a sales general? Or marketing general? We need art for our games, should we be discussing Bridgman?
>>546326824yeah the way they just give boku positivity without seeing how the game is WORSE over the years is just depressing its like watching beaten house wives.
New new>>546326914>>546326914
>>546319628how much trouble was this? i wanted procedural animation in my game but its 2D and I suspects it gonna increase development time by a lot. seems easier to do this kinda stuff in 3D. where are you taking this game anyways?
>>546327041only trust sales. everything else is hug-box data.
>>546327363nta but >>546327672
>>546326347>t. nodev hoping some poor aggy dagger spends 10 years making starbound to parity solo only to have this anon complain its not as good and refund
>>546326696Steam Frame VR Support will add another 1.5 years of development but it will be worth it. run a second kickstarter.
>>546326516Currently watching k-dramas
>>546328956Are you a biological woman?
