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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to spread democracy. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to liberate the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
Aug 26 Into The Unjust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoE
Sep 04 Dust Devils https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw
Oct 23 Patch 4.1.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBW4NumlYHo
Nov 06 Dev Team Interview 1 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/571520933631623429

>LATEST PATCHES
Oct 23 1.004.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/538868565209514366
Nov 04 1.004.110 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/687488077158942133
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ded gaem
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content DOKO
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Cause im a Helldiver yes I am
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Alive hope.
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the only thing diving soon enough will be helldivers playercount!
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>>546283556
How can you say that when the Justice was butchered and turned into the sissy Censor?
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>basedjack OP
>no ™
Dogshit bake.
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>>546283878
>”based”jak
back to r*ddit
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>>546283878
could have baked yourself, dipshit
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give the railgun a scope
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>>546283878
better than AI slop
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>>546284470
Why does the railgun have damage falloff
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the trooncord types will never forgive wojak for the hanging tranny soijak it mindbroke them
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Doubt Helldivers could beat skibidi toilet
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>>546284567
the serb likes to take revenge on long range guns because he's too smoothbrained to balance them with short range ones
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>>546284505
>Still seething he lost to the robutt
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the robutt shit is so cringe
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>>546285458
agreed
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>>546283193
two weeks (really probably within 2 weeks)
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the robutt shit is so based
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>>546285789
agreed
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>Darktide class announcement delayed likely due to Games Workshop autism
>Helldivers 2 not getting content because swedes let their game fester until it was coming apart at the seams
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so why should I ever take anything that isn't the laser cannon or quasar cannon?
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>>546286881
I always bring a quasar to bots but I don’t bother to bring a support wep for the other two things. Plenty of weps on the ground for squid and I like more reds for bugs.
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my pc runs the game fine since 2 patches ago i think they should just do content again and fuck poor people lol
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>>546287060
This but replace quasar with the supperior EAT.
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>>546286881
LC is pointless.
QC, while grat, has a bunch of disadvantages (like the intolerable cooldown on hot planets). EAT is just a little bit more advantageous. Its zero slot nature allows you to carry a support weapon more geared towards farming mediums while still being able to do AT shit.
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>>546286881
to have fun, the laser cannon has low feedback and dogshit dps if your targets have no low hp weak spots and the quasar is "let me jack my cock off for 15 seconds between shots" the weapon
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>>546287181
Nah. You’re always ducking in and out of cover with bots, perfect environment for the quase than an EAT.
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>>546287165
>Game hardlocking a 9800x3D means your poor now
ok.
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>>546287380
sounds like an issue with your pc at a more fundamental level, i get a small quarter second freeze right as pods fire out of the ship but hold 144 all game otherwise.
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>>546287561
>sounds like an issue with your--ACK
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>>546284567
Why wouldnt it
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>>546287342
Nah, EATs don't have the charge up and bots give all the space to call in EATs.
And you can even use them as cover.
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>>546287672
>scamsposting is now gospel
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think about it.
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>>546288193
Took you this long to respond and thats the best you came up with?
You lost.
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>>546288232
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>bugchasers going to liberate a single city and then squander the initial burst of liberation
>again
>again
>again
>again
>again
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>>546288193
>"the ceo's word means nothing. You should listen to me, a random faggot on the internet instead"
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>>546288037
>EATs done have a chargeup
they have a 2 minute cooldown….
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>>546288303
sorry im not watching the thread like a hawk im actually playing the game right now.
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>>546288719
>First responses were 2 mins apart
>Now hes deliberately spacing out responses to try and pretend he didnt get btfo'd
okay, lil guy. run along now.
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>>546288718
it's one minute
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>Complex Stratagem Plotting
OH BOY! YOU MEAN I GET TO STAND AROUND DOING FUCKING NOTHING WAITING FOR MY SHIT TO DROP EVEN MORE???? SO EXCITING!!
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D10 whatever
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>doesn't juggle quasar cannons
laughing at you losers
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>>546289064
Back in my day it was 100% longer instead of 50%, you kids nowadays have it so easy.
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>>546289125
I do but just never feel like I need dedicated AT for anything unless going solo
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>>546288863
>you replied once really fast so you must be watching the thread at all times
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>>546289107
3/4
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>>546289346
>Now hes waiting even longer between replies
Youre not fooling anyone.
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>>546288863
NTA, but if you don't reply to this post within 1 minute you lose and i win.
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>>546289262
*cracks open a super monster white*
-1 stratagem slot, now that were the days
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quasar used to be amazing but now it takes so long to recharge I just always bring RR 100% of the time if I need AT instead
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>>546289107
fvll
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>>546289707
>”if I need AT”
you disgust me
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YOULL NYEVER DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE
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>>546289707
I just like flexible AT items more
EAT, QC, thermite, ulti, and yes even Epoch
RR feels like overinvesting, overkill, more killing power than I require, my least favorite team reload weapon
plus I'm more attuned to EAT's velocity+trajectory
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Is it me or are Repel Invasion missions not in the game anymore? I didnt see a single one during the MO on defending planets
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>>546289707
>quasar used to be amazing but now it takes so long to recharge
Yes, thank you for summarizing the entire goddamned reason it got nerfed. You can still achieve the pre-nerf cooldown on cold planets, it's not the end of the fucking world.

>>546290623
Funny thing is that Epoch, while not requiring an ammo backpack, is more ammo efficient than Recoilless against anything that takes two shots to kill. Which is like 90% of all heavies in the game.
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>>546290889
I think it's because the defense cities got replaced with liberation cities, probably another bug
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>>546290623
RR is just more bang for the same investment when compared to the QC.
I barely ever take a backpack so RR needing a backpack isn't a big deal.
I also think QC is just kinda shit AT. I don't care that it can theoretically shoot more in a minute, i want my AT to be able to shoot multiple things in short succesion.
But in the end i'm more of an EAT guy, getting the best of both worlds and then some.
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Is there a smaller magazine for Jar-5 in files or only the C mag? I'd take a 10 rounder with faster reloads
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>>546288037
cant pull out the eat and snipe bot dropships engines can you?
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>>546291585
Yea you can, provided you call them in when the flare goes up
But that's probably too much foresight required for the average helltard
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>>546291585
EATs can take down 3 dropships in a single bot drop though.
Even more if you stockpiled them.
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Why are tbpcels like this?
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I dont know who Gucci is but if hes mind breaking people to give them schizophrenic crashouts like this then I think he won.
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>>546291483
Why exactly did some weapons get cucked out of customization?
Like shouldn’t the Torcher for instance have alternate firing modes like a stream that goes farther but is smaller and does less damage and a high damage up close fire blast that does more damage but shit range, etc. and shit like that?
can’t even alter the chokes on the cookout, why
shit like that
why?
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>>546292078
both sides are equally retarded
although this guy hasn't posted CP (yet)
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>>546292661
dinner BLASTER
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>>546292078
You know how Nirah is a man pretending to be a woman?
Gucci is a woman pretending to be a man.
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Kill discord niggers
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>>546291754
>Even more if you stockpiled them.
are you cramming them up your ass?
I'm always moving
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>>546287745
It's supposed to be a TINY TINY ass shell/bullet that gets most of it damage from the retarded impact velocity it gets.
The air drag on that thing would be as close to 0 as physically possible.

Would it have an impact? Yeah sure, should it be noticeable at the range we fight at? No fucking way
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>>546288718
You character literally spends like 3 seconds fumbling around with the launcher when he pulls it out
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>>546294296
It's 10mm according to wiki
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>>546289107
game crashed lol
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>>546294438
For some reason they decided that your helldiver needs to retract and detract the EAT each time you put it away and pull it out.
But lets be honest, we all know why. They think it would be OP otherwise for some reason.
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>squid cities
kino
>squid not-cities
*nothing happens*
Removing Leviathans from non-city maps was such a mistake. At least add more Harvesters and Stingrays
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>>546294285
Extracts or objectives that might take some more time exist.
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Levis are still the number 1 reason I don't play squids, what a shit tier enemy design
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play melty blood
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>>546292493
>Why exactly did some weapons get cucked out of customization?
Because the Swedes were too lazy to make extra attachments. That's literally it.

Take a look at every weapon that lacks one or more attachments. Every single time, it's a weapon that uses custom magazine/barrel/sight/underbarrel models, or ones that use a very non-standard frame.

It's too much work for them to make them into new attachments, so that's what you're stuck with.
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coom
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Swedish faggots need to hurry up with the stealth warbond and lava planet so I can be done with playing this faggot ass game for another 6 months.
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>>546289107
ggs
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>>546283556
wwyd if i farted on you
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>>546298785
Wait until December then
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>>546289064
There's nothing these devs love more than "waste player time" and "make it so they can't see"
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242231148285/76561197986892683
thinkgen of doing some bugs on highest difficulty
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>>546305207
2/4
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>>546298148
This. Attachments are all reused models in a standardized system. It's frankly impressive how the scythe got upgrades.
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>>546288718
It's 1 minute, giving you two shots per minute and you don't always need both so often you'll have one on your back when you run into heavies, giving you 3 quick shots to fuck any war strider, hulk or dropship in your way, which should be enough in the majority of cases. And it'll be off cooldown again by the time you meed more. And since they're so quick to refresh you can carry around other support weapons too without feeling like you wasted your AT call in. They also don't take your backpack slot. EAT is the best AT weapon in the game.
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ded gam
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it will be if the slopbond trailer doesn't drop tomorry
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What was that lag my whole game got it
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buff the weapons they said
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>>546305207
Is it full? I might join
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>>546313492
i got sleepy and started drinking. its almost weekend after all
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>>546307791
>>546310880
What are we getting for Thanksgiving? Is it this already leaked slopbond? What about Christmas?
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>>546312314
No you don't get it the game is dying because they nerfed the coyote
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>>546313624
....uh what?
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>>546313641
this but unironically
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>>546313691
oh fuck I'm retarded, you made that post 1 hour 20 mins ago. Damn this general is dead
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>place sentry while waiting for pelican
>hide in hole between a house and a wall
>bot patrol comes
>they see the sentry
>they lob a nade in my hole without ever seeing me
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>>546314163
They do have thermal scanners you know, they only activate them on alert
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Dead game
Dead general
Dead developers
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I’m gonna start CLAWING AT THE WALLS if they don’t release this SLOP bond, lads.
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>>546283027
why do people play this big tech corporate slop game infested with a malware grade anti-cheat instead of proper server-side stuff?
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>>546314825
because there's no other PvE game that scratches the itch
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>>546314680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwVuRZ5Fgjk
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How come my chat is sometimes censored and sometimes not? Is it a crossplay thing where I have to follow console rules?
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>>546314825
Because Malice was too hard for the average Hellbaby
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>>546314726
>halt content due to how shit performance is
>3 months pass
>performance hasn't improved in any meaningful way

They should just keep pumping out the slop because they're obviously incapable of fixing any of this
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>>546315208
Performance isn’t where it should be but it’s markedly better than when Into the Unjust dropped.
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>>546314680
there has to be more to this...
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>>546314316
>bots can use thermals to see through isolated walls/stone
Nice "realism".
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>>546315596
insulated*
im tired
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>>546314316
Can we have them?
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if post digit ends in 4, I will have to make a lobby
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>>546316538
ah yes...as I predicted
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>>546315015
I’m on PS5 and 95% of the time my chat isn’t censored but sometimes it is I thought people were doing that **** to be polite
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>>546318972
Yeah but only if it's femdom rape
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I need scope replacement mods, specifically ones for the autocannon and recoilless rifle. Preferably red-dots but I'll take anything that isn't the fucking garbage that the defaults are.
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>>546319751
>using cheat mods
lower the difficulty
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>>546319892
>using cheat frame rate
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>>546318972
Sounds lame, unless killing a miniboss monster treats me to a graphic rape scene of domming it and fucking it back to its senses with the power of cock. Also I have to be able to do it to other people's dead helldiver-spawned minibosses.
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>>546318972
Yeah but only if it's extremely humiliating NTR
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>>546318972
kill yourself
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E X P A N D Y O U R D I F F I C U L T Y
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>>546318972
Haha yes! Just like my hecking Darksouls WAOW!!!11
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>>546320010
>fucking it back to its senses with the power of cock
This is the hentai doujin equivalent of white knighting for m'lady. The transformation into an enemy is meant to be final, you're supposed to drink deep of the despair, you fucking idiot.
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Actually we need less difficulties.
1. Tutorial
2. Extra Easy for Bot Players
3. "Hard" Mode
4. Normal
5. Helldive
For comparison, current Super Helldive should be just below the new 3.
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>>546320851
Did you even read his post? Why are you here, little nigger boy?
>>546320914
It sounds to me that you're just stroking your ego.
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>>546321105
>It sounds to me that you're just stroking your ego
Is that a bad thing?
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>>546321105
>It sounds to me that you're just stroking your ego.
Just a bugchaser trying to shit up the thread.
Again.
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>>546320435
At least it'd be content...
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Is there an image of a helldivers saying "BOT DROP" and its a pelican with a mech.
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>>546321395
There is one in the future after you make it.
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EoS-but-not-really being announced tomorrow
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>>546321438
Fine.
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>>546321216
>Is that a bad thing?
Yes. Pride goeth before the fall, anon. Guard your spirit against pride and ego, and learn to play the game in a forbearing and merciful way.
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>see sentry user
>immediately TK him
>throw down orbital shrapnel
>reinforce him straight in the middle of it
>leave the game
Maybe he will learn. Probably not though
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>>546321742
this didn't happen
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>>546318972
Very based gameplay mechanics idea, INCREDIBLY BASED violent helldiver rape_loss bad_end scenario.
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>>546321742
>clearing mega nest
>host dies across the map
>team mate by host doesn't reinforce him
>I kill myself with my ultimatum hitting an invisible wall
>team mate near me reinforces me, bringing the host in too
>host spazzes and calls him a retard before kicking the guy
>what a fag
>3rd team mate dies and is reinforced near us in the mega nest
>wait for him and the host to get close so I can nuke us all with the ultimatum to burn up the rest of the reinforcements
>leave
based fellow teamkillerchad, rest in peace George Droid
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>ywn crack a leandivers helmet against a rock
>ywn force your noodly appendages into their orifices as they fight back
>ywn hear their soft whimpers begging for liberty to save them as you take their pride
>ywn leave them with a clutch of voteless eggs that will inevitably explode from their stomach

why live.
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It's always funny seeing a bunch of shitskins in here compensating for their lack of humanity by acting all contrarian like.
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>>546322207
>tfw ywn be a fleshmob
>tfw ywn deflower a cadetdiver's childhood friend in front of him
>tfw ywn shrug off peacemaker rounds as you hold her down on your cock
>tfw ywn crush cadetdiver's helmet with a single swift motion in your massive malformed hand
>tfw ywn go right back to raping childhood frienddiver as his lifeless body watches, helmet cam still recording
It's not fair, bros...
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sincere lack of helldivers monster porn tbqhf
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>>546320851
the irony is that the devs want the game to be like darksouls, but they don't realize that game was competently designed.
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>>546319751
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/5114
these should still work but i havent used them in awhile
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Why dont these arrogant swiggers give the stim pistol a lock-on? Just lower the ammo count if they think it's too OP
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>>546322948
>>546323478
Democracy officer, send a pack of niggers to rape these degenerates at once
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>Why dont these arrogant swiggers give the stim pistol a lock-on
because they don't play their own game nor understand how it works
whenever you pose the question of 'why don't they' is because the thought never entered their head because they do not play the fucking game
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>>546323692
YOU FOOL! YOU'RE PLAYING INTO THEIR HANDS!
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>>546316012
press tab
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>>546321315
before the update
>ap3 was basically a luxury pick if you wanted to have reliability for all answers with huge downsides

after the update
>buff up enemies durability across the board making it harder to kill ap2 targets with ap3
>buff up elite enemy durability making ap3 center massing even worse
>Make bile spewers easy to kill with ap2
>nerf reprimands drag making it substantially worse against sting rays and gunships (the only thing ap3 is necessary for now)
>nerf dev legging making it just as bad as center massing a dev. (yes they are this retarded).
>proceed to give every ap2 gun a substantial damage and durability buff to keep it in line with all ap2 targets
>squid heads are easier to kill with ap2 than ap3 due to the fucky recoil they give every ap3 weapon

Last update nerfed ap3 so hard it's not even funny.
Honestly ap3 needed a buff.
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>>546323661
Scenes like this are happening all around the galaxy RIGHT NOW.
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>>546284505
both are fucking awful and I rather not have to choose between those two options

>>546292493
Because all of the "new" weapons didn't have any work done on them, all the customization shit was work already done before the game was launched.
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>>546323991
>nerf dev legging making it just as bad as center massing a dev
I didn't believe this then I checked the wiki and they fucking gave it 30% durability. I hate these developers so fucking much. God willing they all go homeless as they torpedo the game
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are the automatons comunists?
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>>546324270
I think they did this because they thought legging devs would be too easy with ap2 after it got buffed.
But it's still immensely stupid. It went from killing 6 devs in one mag to 3 devs in one mag.
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>>546324403
Yes, their creators were communists too. It's a good thing super earth liberated them all and forced them to mine their shitty cold rock
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>>546324403
No, they're Socialists.
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>>546324492
Actually after the update it's almost just as efficient to leg a dev with ap2 as it is AP3.
Stalwart is honestly the best machine gun now for killing devs
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Yeah I'm pretty good at this game
I exclusively play on the highest difficulty
It's no big deal really
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>>546325240
How about shotguns? Leg a dev with a shotgun?
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>>546325324
Woah, you must be a pretty hardcore gamer. Did you beat Elden Ring without summons too?
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>>546323991
>squid heads are easier to kill with ap2 than ap3 due to the fucky recoil they give every ap3 weapon
You can't headshot ground-bound Overseers with AP2, you fucking moron.
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>>546325620
Two taps with the Amendment btw
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>>546325620
nta but they really should have changed the visuals of jetpackers to communicate that they're weaker than regular oversars
but that would require a development team who gives a fuck
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>>546325620
elevated overseers chuddy
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Remember when fire weapons were remotely useful against the illuminates? The flamethrower struggles against EVERYTHING on that roster, actually insane that they've let this weapon be THIS shit because of primaries setting things on fire.
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>>546323498
I do have these installed but I'm still looking for some for the RR and AC.
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>>546326206
Setting something on fire should cause that thing to panic and be disoriented. The flamethrower should also get some knockback so you can actually stay your ground instead of getting swarmed by chaff who just ignore your fire.
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>>546326206
>voteless runs through the fire to swipe you, now with elemental damage
Fully convinced that the current health of the game is directly tied to how fire weapons perform at any given time
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>>546326206
>>546326908
Use floor flames better and zone yourself. Flamethrower is perfectly fine if not busted. The weapon is flexible enough that you can use it on any enemy outside ranged threats. Which means it's rewarding to build around it.
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>>546326298
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/164?tab=files (this will conflict with your other mod)
you can learn to update it yourself here
https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=253760
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>>546327208
It literally doesn't work. I shouldn't need 20 meters worth of fire carpet to kill chaff, not to mention that overseers were just taking it directly without dying. In-fact now that I think about it, it was so ineffective It might have been bugged and doing fuck and all.
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>>546327208
Enough cope, if more than 3 enemies are barrelling toward you in a straight line it can't do anything
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>using status effect weapons post alexus '''''fix''''' (broke it even more)
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>>546327850
>Enough cope
I read this in draculas voice before he throws the glass
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>>546328485
yeah same
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Why does the reprimand take longer to reload than the amr
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Remember when they eternally ruined fire just 2 days before they released the fire warbond because it was "unrealistic" how it could go through enemies and then they made it so it wouldn't even go through fences and the horrible new fire jpgs bounced back towards you
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i remember how they "reverted" it but didnt actually
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546328976
Why do you like it when your uncle touches you at night
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Remember when I was bustin nuts inside ya mutha
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>>546329472
Realism is a pick and choose excuse to nerf something "Oh we nerfed it because realism. What? Flamethrowers irl have much longer range? Uhh that wouldnt be balanced"
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>>546327850
>>546327824
https://streamable.com/uzb2yh

I don't see the problem.
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>>546329558
>W-we'll revert it
>UPDATE: Reverted it (lie)
>UPDATE: Fix (lie)
>UPDATE: Rework (lie)
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>>546329837
what is the fetish of pic related, what tag, I need MOAR.
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>>546329837
>has to crutch on warp pack because he cant kill a fucking voteless shambling towards him
Firekeks...
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>>546329837
>needs 20 meters of fire, stims, and a warp pack to deal with about 8 voteless

this isn't really doing any favors to the flamethrower
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How come every time I take RR to bots the convoy goes down asap. But if I join a game and 2 fucking people already have it so I pick something else those fucking losers can't kill it before it leaves the map?
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>>546329971
>https://streamable.com/uzb2yh
>Youre not allowed to use items that synergize well because... YOU JUST CANT, OKAY?!
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>>546329837
Ditch the warp pack for bubble shield and use melee more
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>>546330134
That's not the point. You shouldn't have to be doing all that with a support weapon to deal with the lowest tier enemy. AND not even a lot of them at that.
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>>546329837
I think flamethrowers on squids is actually better than any other front. Bugs are a close second but hunters ruin the fun because they constantly set you on fire with your own flames
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>>546329837
this was easily the worst video you could have posted to show how good the flamethrowers are
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Are people pretending they don't see he is on a 50x killstreak?
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>>546329837
>Killed 5 Voteless before needing to stims
From being able to kill 3 Chargers with a single canister to this
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>>546329472
The changes to flamethrower behavior made sense, because the particle system they used before was inconsistent and resulted in damage numbers being fucked, especially at long range. But the stupid player base conflated the particle behavior change with the nerf to not being able to melt Charger legs anymore, and thus it was reverted and added to the tech debt.
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>>546330256
>Just let the enemies constantly run up on you and get free hits in and set yourself on fire because..... LOOK, JUST LET IT HAPPEN, OKAY!?!
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>>546330360
That can mean anything. I can drop gas mines or a napalm barrage or a mg turret or maybe the game is just glitching again and killstreaks are just going up arbitrarily again. I don't really think that's a good indicator of anything.

>>546330473
Who are you quoting?
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>>546330445
He didnt need to stim but probably pre-stimmed because he saw the other overseer and was expecting them to randomly lock in and kill him in half a second.
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>>546330360
...while having to create a massive fuckhuge firewall as he is constantly forced to cede ground because he can't fucking kill anything
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>>546330602
>gas mines or a napalm barrage or a mg turret
So flamethrower is comparable to these S tier stratagems?
>glitching again and killstreaks are just going up arbitrarily
But he is using a flamer, it's killstreaks work fine. Shows it's doing a good job killing shit
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>>546330472
>made sense
>fire bouncing all over the place when aiming at enemies
>sense
>crowd control weapon reduced to single-target weapon because the devs are too lazy to disable inner flesh hitbox
>sense
>permanently making an already weak gimmick support weapon useless
>sense
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>>546329837
>can't even kill a voteless without getting bitch slapped and set on fire
i rest my case
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>>546329837
Man that was fucking pathetic.
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>>546330832
Now you're just actually being obtuse and retarded.We don't see anything that happens before the webm and where the kills came from. I shan't be responding anymore.
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>>546329837
You're really not helping your case. imo flamethrowers need some kind of push force, like shotguns, to make it possible to actually stem a tide of enemies coming down, say, a street or through some kind of chokepoint. The idea should be trapping them in a chokepoint where they'll burn up and die, not hopping around and juking and diving waiting for the flame DoT to kill them.
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>>546330789
>while having to create a massive fuckhuge firewall
So he is just using a flamethrower like you are supposed to? What's wrong with it
>forced to cede ground
That's pretty much any support weapon when fighting a drop solo without orbitals or greens.
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>>546331041
In the first helldivers most bugs would try to avoid fire, so you can put a wall down to close up a choke point and you will start to see the bugs back up and look for different entrances
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>>546331038
He is showcasing flamethrower so I might aswell assume he was using flamethrower.
>I shan't be responding anymore
ok
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Lobby dok- oh.... Brownoids fighting each other again, wake me up when someone host a lobby
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>Slapping (needing to juke) Voteless across the map (10m around you)
Yep, OP as fuck
Being able to kill Overseers? Fleshmobs? Now you're just asking for Ultimatum launchers
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>>546330317
the number of times some faggot ass hunter has jumped in front of my rocket or ultimatum and just fucked everything up is ridiculous, why does it feel like 90% of the chaff on this faggot front just fly straight towards you? I want hordes of skittering little fuckers coming at me like a stampede and outrunning a stimmed sprinting light armor wearing bitch, not this cheating *telerportss in top of u nuthin personnel diver...* bullshit

also speaking of cheating bullshit why the fuck is it allowed that bug breaches can spawn however much shit they want? go try it out I swear to you the more you kill the more spawn, if you don't touch them there'll be like 20 hunters and 20 warriors plus anywhere from 3 chargers to 1 bile titan to 7 impalers, but if you kill them as you spawn there will MAGICALLY be so many bugs that you can easily get a 100x kill streak. maybe the stupid destiny ghost thing seeing you throw walls and calling for warp ships isn't so bad after all
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>>546331180
Yes, I rember well. But I don't expect Arrowhead to actually program fire panic into the bug AI at this point.
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Notice how you never see flamekeks in predator strain lobbies? Really makes you think....
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Did they increase the spawn rate of bug patrols? They never stop coming AAAAAAA
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>>546331624
Because flamethrowers are bad on preds? I know what youre trying to imply but they simply swap the weapon
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>>546331041
>say, a street or through some kind of chokepoint
I've had a lot of success forcing this with flame sentry and orbital smoke. They have the same cooldown, so you drop them between you and a big group (smoke first) to get them caught up in the eventual napalm it explodes into. Its much less of a gimmick now that orbital smoke destroys the same structures as gas.
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>>546331674
Sometimes the game remembers it's D10 and starts spawning enemies. Most of the time it's a ghost town
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Epooch and the Warrant G are pretty good
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>>546331674
Were you the host?
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>>546332108
Yeah
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I just realized the reason why the silo stratagem knocks people over when it launches, it's a reference to the Launch ICBM mission and how it knocks divers down when it launches.
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>>546332564
no shit Sherlock
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>>546332564
It's a reference to shockwaves nigga
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>>546332564
NO WAY REALLY, SOURCE??
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>>546332564
The real reason is because Swede thinks "Man fell down" is peak comedy
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>>546332986
Must think playing any game on the bot front is the funniest shit he's ever seen then, explains a lot really.
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>>546332564
Someone give this man a Nobel prize
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I wonder how much the solo silo would cost IRL
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>>546333736
4 billion dollars per with a development cost of 20 trillion over 40 years (originally budgeted as 8 billion over 4 years)
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>>546331297
No, I will not wake you up.
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>>546333981
Wake me...
when you need me...
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Why not just drop the pointer then fire the missile from the Super Destroyer
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>>546334316
Because then the missile would have to be armored enough to survive re-entry. Yes, that would still probably be more efficient than launching it from a mini-silo, but I appreciate the logistical impracticality of the weapon.
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>>546334623
That would make sense... If we didn't have the OPS/Barrages
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>>546334786
380's are armour piercing shells with very thick and robust casings with small bursting charges, not thin walled high explosive shells
>source: 3500 projectile damage, 1000 explosive damage
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>>546333736
eh, definitely mad expensive
>can survive the impact from being launched from orbit
>shit tons of highly sensitive sensors and flight controllers to detect the tiny laser when in the air and to accurately maneuver itself to the designated target
>big boom warhead
10 million $ a pop, minimum. And you know what's funny? The retards on Super earth gave us a piece of shit Made in China remote to control it, it has a magnified 4x scope but you can't even zoom past your eyelids to make it count
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>>546334316
Democracy Officer? Yes, it's this one. He's not free of thought.
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>>546334985
So? What's stopping them from letting it track a laser?
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>>546334316
Because it isn't silly or visually impressive.
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the idea of the Solo silo is retarded, why not just make a suicide drone carrying a 500kg bomb and fly it to the target, way more cost efficient that way . I see it in action all the time in Super Ukraine
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>>546336774
What the fuck do you think a missile is
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>>546299496
I wouldn't like that at all
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gunships should strafe you with barrager missiles
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>>546337730
you have to fly a drone whereas the missile knows where it is
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>>546331947
>chokepoint
I use fire grenade and stalwart on these points to force voteless into a fire trap, and shoot any that emerge.
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What kind of music do Helldivers listen to
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>>546338578
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>>546330098
>with about 8 voteless
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>>546329837
>post random video of me casually using the flamethrower while in a call with other people
>get 55 kills with barely any thought
>this isn't good enough

genuinely what do people want?
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are warp ships bugged?
My pyros nades dont destroy them
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>Level 150 sits in the same spot for 15 minutes farming kills instead of doing objectives
That's gonna be a tk from me dawg
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>>546340096
Sometimes they fly outside of the ships door.
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>>546340224
Anyone lvl 150 is typically poisoned on appeals to triviality.
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>>546283027
WARBOND WHEN
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What the FUCK happened to this genny? It was moving easily three or four times faster during the Oshaune MO and most anons weren't even playing there.
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>>546342295
Content drought. Which means the only thing left of this shithole is the same old tribalistic shitposting and "literally nothing matters" posting, other than lobby posting. At this point in the game's life this gen might as well not exist.
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Where’s the sidearm that lets you guide eagles and orbitals like the silo does.
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Can you imagine the sadness in Eagle 1's voice when you bring out the Eagle Kamakaze strat
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>>546338578
the OST
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>>546342295
i took a break today to foster a total war warhammer campaign
honestly the more i play the game the more i really understand the deep criticism
i just want to finish a campaign or two so i can say i did then just uninstall it
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warbond today
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>>546346058
please God
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>>546346058
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I wish to enforce liberal values at gunpoint irl
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>>546346424
Based and sympathetic.
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>>546346584
Gulp
Turn on the news
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>>546346584
He said liberalism not leftism
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>>546346762
very true, leftism is just as illiberal as conservatism
take a page out of their book and make their ideology a thought crime, shrimple dee dimple
managed democracy, fuck yeah
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>>546346952
>if you don't support my pedo that means you're backing the other pedo
burgers lmao
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>>546346723
here you go
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>>546347092
lol
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>>546346952
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>>546340075
your japanese ritual suicide would be a start
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What time is it in Sweden. Should I try to stay awake for the Warbond dropping?
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>Check to see how Coopg is doing
>Theyre actually talking about the game
>Tab back over to /hdg/
>Everyones talking about politics for some reason
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>>546340075
weapons with range
there's no reason not to give the flamethrower 50-80m range
arrowsneed really have to drop this pointless notion of constraining the game to a 20-30m radius around the player
nobody likes it
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>>546347831
there's a brain damaged rightoid that tries to bait people into discussing politics so he can mass report them. Just ignore him and continue to discuss the imminent warbond that's surely coming today for real this time
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Lobby doko
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Penal battalion warbond. That is all.
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>>546348371
all the brain damaged retard is doing is to get triggered by the term "liberal" which is just retarded
there are more important things than which side of the aisle you're standing in
like whether you're a philandering modern sodomite and a pedophile or not
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>>546349954
That's basically what Servants of Freedom was.
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>>546333140
>Ranged faction needs knockdown ping pong spam to score kills
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>>546343038
I can't live without my ulti
I can't live with my ulti
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>>546351190
Genuinely the most obnoxious way to create difficulty.
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>>546347528
Why are you being an edgy 12 year old lol
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>>546351845
It's all the right knows
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>>546330472
Except they didn't return charger legging, they just made flamethrower AP4.
They didn't need to break flamethrower to do that.
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>>546331041
I'm using the warp pack cause of heavy armor and synergy with flamethrower allowing me to retreat and kill shit.

The majority of kills were enemies running through fire from far away dieing.
Like I'm brainlessly playing this way.
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>>546351845
I'm not the one crying because /hdg/ didn't upvote my post enough
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>>546351542
>Literally every wound now causes Hemorrhage
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say. my. name.
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>>546351325
I prefer nan matum. Ain got nan moe matums? Hittem witta matum. Skrimple as. Ju'gotta Prollemaigne?
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>>546352183
You sound like you're projecting because you didn't get enough (you)'s. Like all I did was post porn and something mildly scathing with little effort.
It's okay to be jealous.
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>>546351542
>Why yes I do spam stims with the supply pack how could you tell
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>>546352402
Literally who?
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>>546352402
Grimgor Ironhide?
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Man, I don't know how everybody else uses the marksman rifles without wanting to fucking slit their own wrists. By nature I'm not big on headshotting things to kill them, much less so when I'm controller-bound and have only the use of my thumb to make precision shots as opposed to my whole hand and wrist when using a mouse. And all the time you spend lining up and taking a shot could be better spent just fucking shooting and killing the target with a rapid-fire weapon.

I've basically been leveling this thing on the bot front inbetween squid invasions this whole MO, and goddamn it's such a pain in the ass to use. It's so much slower at killing Devastators than other options, and the only real comfort it offers is being able to tap down Troopers from super long range. Not only has my kill count gone down the shitter, but my death count starts going up unless I bring a reliable secondary to actually kill shit in a timely manner.
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>>546353648
>not having gyro in current year + 10
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>>546353648
>I'm controller-bound
that's all you have to say and all you have to look at for why you're struggling
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>>546289707
>now it takes so long to recharge
for me it's the charge-up
passive reloads I love but I despise delayed firing, it makes the weapon feel like ass
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>>546353648
Dont use muzzle attachments on headshot weapons. It adds more sway. Angled grip can counter it but you're better off with vertical grip and 1.5x until you get the 4x.
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>>546349954
Berserker Armor stratagem
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>>546353887
if you got rid of the firing delay you could give the quasar a 30 second recharge and it would still be stupidly OP. having a self reloading infinite ammo zero drop 1300m/s point and click AT that one-shots anything smaller than a factory strider would be ridiculous. the charge up is the only thing keeping it in line with the others
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>>546283027
Hurry the fuck up you fucking swiggers I want to spend my 250 medals!
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Why do people pick the UAV power up? What do people know that I don't know? Or are people retarded? Or both?

Also wtf, no one uses mics anymore?

Also why are people so god damn slow? I'll deal with a pack of bots and then my team shows up afterward, what the fuck
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>>546354893
People are just playing the game, nigga.
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>>546350009
Her face is so long. I dub her horseface.
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>>546352402
JAGI !
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d10 whatevs
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>>546354893
i like to pick UAV because I like seeing things on the radar from super far away
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Name a cleaner complete armor set.
>You fucking cant you cocksucking sonofabitch.
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>>546354893
I've dropped in on a few games where others used mics. I don't have one myself though.
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>>546355976
2/4
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Can the de-escalator close holes?
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>>546355994
What are you actually seeing on the radar with the powerup tho
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>>546355976
3/4
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>>546356519
No, but the Epooch can.
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>>546356528
oh just enemy patrols, I just think it helps a lot on bots to know which direction I SHOULD expect an attack from and how much time I have until arrival, rather than only seeing things when they're really close
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>>546355976f
full
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>can't warp pack into bunkers anymore
Uh oh
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>>546358249
Warp while diving
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>>546358249
Skill issue
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>>546358307
thanks, i was about to lose my mind. when did AH attempt to patch this?
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>>546358480
they probably just unintentionally broke it
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>>546358480
Just crouch nigga
Or clip in with a mech
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I had a dream where I shot a shitton of cyber-terminids, nonchalantly hitting everything and generally pulling off extremely cinematic John Wick shit
Swedes and 'cord troons stood by to watch and booed me for not generating wacky clippable moments
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>>546352402
Willy Wonka?
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JUSTICE FOR THE SALAMANDER BUFF THE PASSIVE
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>>546356002
shit looks like plastic and more like darth vader than jin roh
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>My spirit will rise from the grave and the world will realize that I was right
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SWEDISH GAME
The content's dry and everyone complains
SWEDISH GAME
They nerf your guns until they're bad and lame
SWEDISH GAME
On holiday and won't be back 'til May
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>>546355976
GGs, I WON!
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>>546355976
GGs, I HAD FUN!
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>>546355976
ggz frens, but THAT NIGGA CHEATED, CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER I had fun
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>>546362786
that strider was leaning forward in his chair, music paused, RGB off, absolutely locked in
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>bug attack at Pandion right before Curia is set to be liberated
Welp, there goes that liberation opportunity.
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WARBOND NEVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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What are they even waiting for at this point?
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>>546363320
the game awards
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>>546363320
the weekend and the holidays
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>>546363343
You mean that event that's a fucking month away?
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>>546363512
yeah, they're going to release the warbond along with the new missions, which they'll wait to announce at the game awards
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>>546363632
I can be no more emphatic than this: That is a FUCKING MONTH AWAY. Are they stupid?
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>>546364157
>>546363632
More than that, that would mean releasing it on christmas
That won't happen these fuckers will be a month deep into their vacation during that time, no one will be around to flip the switch
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>>546364157
Worse. They're Swedish.
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>>546364157
I believe the idea is to bring people back to the game with """content""" so that they then buy the warbond

>>546364209
goldfish memory-kun, the >no medium siege warbond and the >4k shekels warbond released on December 13th and December 23rd respectively. people tend to spend a lot of money on frivolous shit around the holidays
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>>546364209
It's when they released the illuminates mr. newfag
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warbond trailer doko
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>>546358480
it's always been like this, since the day warp packs were released. that layout has always been finicky.
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holy shit what the fuck is up with them swigger and their obsession with YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANTS BRO! crap. Just release the damn thing so we can have something to do
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>>546363320
You do not get how they think.
That's not the question they make to themselves in their heads. They are the same kind of people that say "a game for everyone is a game for no one." They think about pointless and constant "weapons balance". They still don't grasp why their game is popular too, despite the obvious reasons being in front of them. They don't really care if there is a lot of time between warbonds, they don't care a lot about the bugs and problems of the game, they don't even really care about leaks either since anyone and their grandmas keeps finding them and showing them around.

They live in their own little world, where their discord server is their main communication and player relations hub. They even do a lot of game related player decisions there, away from the actual fucking game. Like that mini game for understand signals of a deep space comms station (a cape was made for this btw) that revealed the illuminates great host.
Thats how they think.
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>>546363320
Nothing. Swiggers are working as fast and hard as they can. There is no grand plan, no glorious great design. They're just that slow and inept.
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>>546365829
You typed this out like it was some kind of truth bomb, but it just comes off as a schizophrenic ramble unrelated to why they're waiting to release a warbond that is clearly ready and was patched to the game ages ago.
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content doko
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I'm sure they're completly overhauling the stealth system so there is actually a point to the stealth warbond. That's why its taking so long.
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>>546366449
Yeah, cant wait to see how many things break because of such a deep overhaul.
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>>546365829
>a game for everyone is a game for no one
They were right
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>>546366449
A rare hopekek spotted in the wild
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>>546366175
in the distant future
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I get where the doomnigs coming from but this level of pessimism is just unhealthy. Like, the game is still fun to play at the end of the day, just boot the game up, play a few matches and go jerk off or something.
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>Pandion is back
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>>546366449
hahaha
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>>546367713
are you actually telling the troons here to play the game? because they don't, they are just here to farm (You)s, ragebait and project their suicidal thoughts on everyone
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>>546367713
What reason is there to be optimistic? AH is more concerned with nerfing shit after promsining not to than with actually fixing the game
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>>546368415
I don't know, I don't treat this game like a job, if I don't find myself having fun playing it I will just go play another game.
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>>546368415
Fixing the game requires nerfing shit
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>>546368674
Shit like the eruptor or crossbow, sure. Coyotes only sin was being a good AR in a game where ARs are supposed to be mediocre
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>>546368415
Im only mad they deliberately lied.
Like they didn't just have the QA guy fuck up and say oh we're nerfing stuff.
They said in their patch video, even jokingly they're not nerfing the coyote. Like deliberately.
Then they got caught in a gotcha where the community asking about a potential nerf got them to admit yes we did intentionally nerf it.

Like can they go once without saying something stupid wrong or seemingly deceptive.
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>MO squids still ongoing
>bug invasion
Did someone put something bad in joel's food ?
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when was the last time we actually lost an MO?
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>>546352402
Ted Kaczynski?
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>>546369326
there's diggers on Pandion???
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>>546370158
FUCKING DIGGERS, MAN
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>>546369569
Roughly 2 months ago back when we first landed on Oshaune. They wanted us to collect like 40 million rare samples or something like that. It was pretty much a scripted loss.
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>AH in charge of not leaking content
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They should release an armour that lets hellniggers swim.
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>>546374374
>niggers
>swim
anon... that armor would always make your diver white and then HD2 gets destroyed for being raycist
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Why do retarded Xbox niggers kick you from the game when you complete all missions for them while they sit in one spot dying over and over to bug breaches???
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>>546375085
What did you say to them?
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>>546375464
I get you're being cocky to summon up the wings of cope and hope. Like just shitpost until AH magically proves you wrong.
But man even the shit they're delaying isn't even that promising.
At best we will have to hope the new bot missions are challenging and interesting.
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>>546375464
BASED
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>>546368810
>medium pen
>45 round capacity
>good rate of fire
>good handling
>decent damage
>set shit on fire in 1 to 2 shots
you don't get all of that in one package. there's no room to go up for any of the other AR's since they don't do anything special but shoot bullet and they're already in the 1 to 2 shot breakpoints for most chaff enemies. how do you buff the liberator to compete with the coyote that could kill entire bug patrols in 1 magazine?
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>>546375136
I don’t lower myself to speak to such cretins. I simply join their feeble SOS calls and carry them. Next time I will be sure to call them niggers accordingly
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>>546376382
>compete with the coyote that could kill entire bug patrols in 1 magazine?

Is killing 8 hunters in a single mag really supposed to be a massive bench mark?
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Stalwart, MG or HMG for squid
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>>546376928
MG comfortably solos their entire roster with Peak Physique.
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>>546377045
Phew thank god I haven't bought the other 2 yet
>newdiver
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>>546376382
The flashy impacts ruin it for me, awfull to try and headshot stuff with.
It also has dogshit durable damage.
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>bringing the HMG to digger bug
What a fucking miserable experience, I think the HMG is strictly a bot weapon
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>>546376868
>8 hunters makes up an entire bug patrol
embarrassing low difficulty diver self report
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>>546377045
Shame the 50% debuff to being the correct race is too much for me to cope with
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>>546378063
Just install the Whites Only mod from RPGHQ.
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>>546377910
Oh I forgot the like what 4 scavs?
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Me and my friends are getting filtered HARD by bots and we need a win before they refund.
Whats lower than Dif 1?
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>>546378516
in a typical 4chan fashion, anon will claim to be white while everyone else will be able to see that his skin is, in fact, brown
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>>546376928
Stalwart always after the buff.
Stalwart is unironically the best MG on every faction now, and can kill bug heavies faster than HMG.
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>>546378707
bugs
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>>546378758
didn't they only buff it's ergonomic and not the damage?
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>>546371932
Make a lobby instead chigga
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>>546379062
whenever the liberator gets a damage buff, so does the stalwart as they use the same bullit
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>>546377664
>It also has dogshit durable damage.
that matters significantly less against the kinds of targets you shoot primaries at than you think it does. only brood/alpha commanders have any serious amount of durability and even then the coyote is actually tied for 3rd fewest shots needed to pop the head at 9 shots, beaten out by only the tenderizer at 8 and the adjudicator at 6.
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>>546379218
oh shit you are right
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>>546379387
>fires the same bullet
>3x the spread
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>>546379662
he's trying to suck his own dick, don't you kink shame him chud!
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>>546379662
Where's that sleeveless armor from
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>>546379062
As others said nope,
The thing basically uses less than 1/5th of its mag to kill chargers. HMG takes about a third.

The durable update is going to need them to redo all armored enemies to have less durable health. Otherwise ap2 is just the best answer all the time.
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>>546379919
You can buy it from the super store
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>>546379471
It would seem like an alright way to balance it because stalwart can pump out almost twice the RPM and along with it almost twice the damage.
But if we took the realism into mind then heavier mag would be a counter-weight that would stabilize the gun more and reduce the spread at the cost of worse ergo because of the weight.
But let's be honest, AH accepting realism argument when it would be in favor of players means we're never getting it implemented in any shape or form.
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>>546380249
You're right. Stalwart should have 0 ergo
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>>546320890
>>546320010
do something else with your lives so you don't have to post shit like this again.
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>>546380694
oh man, chuddie is really gonna be pissed about this one
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>>546380694
>bernard
what's the joke?
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>>546379662
>suicide bomber armor with RPG
Allah approved
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>>546380797
its just a name, thats the joke
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>>546368415
>What reason is there to be optimistic? AH is more concerned with nerfing shit after promsining not to than with actually fixing the game
1. you don't work for AH
2. helldivers 2 is a video game and you can go play others or do other things with your time
3. AH does not know you and promised you specifically nothing. stop taking things personally.
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>>546380694
Here's your content for next week helldivers, a poll with an onvious meme pick.
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>>546376382
Explain to us why it's bad for the game to have a non-shit AR?
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>>546380843
i thought it might be a reference to the guy in charge of NYPD during 9/11 but that's also plausible
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>>546380797
Good question but dinner is ready.
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>>546380249
>counter-weight that would stabilize the gun more and reduce the spread
you're thinking of recoil. spread is an artificial handicap to the player's aim by randomly influencing the bullet's trajectory after its been fired
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>>546380797
>>546380932

>>546380982
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>>546380958
>a non-shit AR
that you think every AR but the coyote is shit only proves your perception of balance and performance is so skewed any opinion you have on the matter is worthless
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>>546381191
What is MOA?
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>>546380694
>no Dinner
>no Hogs
why
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>>546365829
>They even do a lot of game related player decisions there, away from the actual fucking game
ahahahahaha >>546380694
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>>546380694
that's it, I'm crashing 2 eagles into Bernard
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>sw*des just quietly pausing content and communications during the october/november release period
>they've already most likely stepped things down for the sw*de turbo holidays
>this is it until april/may
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>>546381287
>>546380843
>>546352752
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>no warbond trailer
so it's 100% fucking nothing until TGA, gotcha
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No way they're actually waiting till the game awards to announce fully leaked missions and a fully leaked warbond. How leaked was the illuminate reveal? I know the music and some units (like cultists still not in the game) but voteless, urban maps, etc? I don't recall those being fully leaked. The car too was less leaked than the APC if I recall.(still not in game also btw)
Either they have a whole automaton campaign + bot hive lord + cyberstan biome on top of the leaks or this is going to be the most retardedly disappointing update of all time.

ON TOP of being the longest fucking wait for a war bond ever, right? Even including the 60 day patch unless I'm misremembering.
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>complete 3 missions daily
>join 3 pubs
>God graced me with 2 of them doing extraction as I join
EZPZ
Solo silo is mine now
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>>546384269
>sw*des
>content in december
Anon, I ..
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>>546384469
>what was omens of tranny
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>>546384469
hey quick question what got added to the game on december 13th 2024?
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>>546384398
you do realize that only something like .5% of players have actually seen the leaks? Most players don't actively seek out spoilers and aren't part of communities that are autistic enough to datamine. acting like it's some big deal is pretty laughable.
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>>546384632
I always think it came out around halloween for some reason
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>>546384428
Have fun lol
It's pretty cool. Best on bots, but now it's viable on bugs if you build it right
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>>546384469
...am retarded. sorry I forgot to finish my sentence
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>>546384801
I mainly do bots but if I need to quickly do challenges or level up guns I go for bugs
Not too confident on squids despite the advice I get here
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>>546385205
Squids are a DPS check which is best handled by a solid support weapon.
You can get around that, but they basically make DPS supports mandatory.
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>>546385573
Report to my ship, we have ways of dealing with your kind
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>>546384707
Nah some leaks permeate the normgroid conscientiousness, and these definitely have. Mix of:
1. People wanting stealth warbond forever
2. The leaks being so playable/hackable.

The official trooncord has had people getting instant timeouts with autobot "hey don't talk about leaks" every time I've looked at it. Imo last time a leak had this much widespread awareness was the first APC leak.
ESPECIALLY the remaining 20-30k players who haven't dropped the game while waiting for content definitely know about the leaks.
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Why are anons here so obsessed with trannies? Do they secretly love them? Are they secretly self hating?
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>>546385754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBrFAtRrc
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Larping as an elite with an all-plasma loadout is actually cool and good on bots. Luv me epoch
Wish we got a appropriately looking armor so I can just stop back filling with the salamander which looks great but doesn't fit
>The Bloodhound saar?
The helmet ruins it, too star wars.
Need it to be more angular and blue
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>Gun
>Bernard
Holy fuck just raze Super Earth to the ground again
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>>546352402
Thermite
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>Hostfag tried to shoot an ABRLbro on extract
>Shoot him back and piss on his corpse with airstrike
>Got Kicked
>Walked back to my pelican and collect my medals
I don't know what is he thinking, but I've won the battle
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I vote we rename Equality-on-Sea to Panda Express
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>but I've won the battle
No you didn't
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>>546387838
It should feature you being beheaded, coomer
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>>546387558
Return of the most cancerous MO.
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>>546387935
>sample slop with an obligatory "hold x planet" so the chinks can't complete it overnight
lole
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>>546387838
>Gucci
Who?
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Bruh is Helldivers companion down?
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>>546387558
>operation free space
>every MO is just madlib objectives
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>>546386724
Pretty much. Hopefully anon doesnt forget their heels
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>>546388285
yeah but if you go over to them and interact you can help them get back up
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>>546387838
>y'all
>race shit
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>>546387558
Isn't this what you want to keep pushing onto Automaton planets though? People were just complaining that things would distract from Curia. Now we may as well go from Curia into Tarsh.
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>>546387863
I think "Tiananman square" would be better.
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I hate Sweden
I hate Sweden
I hate Sweden
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>>546354893
>Why do people pick the UAV power up? What do people know that I don't know?
Radar range is about a 60m radius. UAV pushes that to 90m, about the size of the second zoom level on the minimap. You don't need stealth armor when you can see patrols from that far away and simply walk with the map open to avoid them.
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>Stalwart kills alpha co faster now than the MMG
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I FUCKING HATE SWEDEN
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>>546390991
So with the trooncord out en force spamming their lefty pedo shit I’m forced to presume no Warbond dropped this morning…
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So when are the incel corps and jeet brigade showing themselves? My guess is jeets raping our progress while the incels try taking Mastia
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>>546389768
>Curia into Tarsh
>Instead of Vernen gambit
Botniggers cannot be this retarded... right?
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>there is a chance we might finally liberate the Cancri sector with Effluvia
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>everyone has squid fatigue from the previous MO
>let's do a Squid/bot hybrid MO
We are failing this one
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new stockholm status?
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>No options in the poll to call York Supreme a more accurate name like Yorkistan, York Caliphate, or Zohran.
I thought the Swedistanians were progressive.
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>>546391728
There really are people who exclusivly play the MO untill they are burnt out on its current faction?
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>>546391852
Super Earth cities aren’t pozzed jewish ruins like IRL current year cities are.
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I havent played in a while because I'm afraid the game will fry my components, have they made any fix at all?
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I simply have no respect for coyote users
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I simply have no respect for Alexus and Alexus apologists
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I simply have no respect for gamers
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I simply have no respect for woman
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>>546378707
>Me and my friends are getting filtered HARD by bots and we need a win before they refund.
>Whats lower than Dif 1?
stop playing it like bugs/squids
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I simply have no respect for moids
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>>546378707
>we need a win before they refund.
I don't understand, do they just get upset whenever they can't win something without effort? Do you not strategize and communicate as a group to overcome a challenge?
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I simply gave no respect
No respect at all
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>>546306546
>It's frankly impressive how the scythe got upgrades.
Considering everything else, they were probably planning on making Scythe variations that used those heatsinks.
The fact that the Sickle didn't get them is probably because it functions differently (codewise) and would have required them to make Sickle-specific versions of the heatsinks. But that's requires a modicum of extra work, so they didn't.
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>People are voting for another stupid fucking name because Arrowhead loves Discord
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Fire:
Primary: Flamer, incel breaker, cookout
Secondary: Spray can
Support Flamethrower
Grenade: incendiary

Arc:
Primary: arc shotgun
Secondary: ??
Support: Arc thrower, de-escalator
Grenade: Arc grenade

Gas:
Primary: ?
Secondary: ?
Support: sterrilizar, harpoon
Grenade: Chemichal

Basically, we need more gas stuff
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>>546390684
No, they have AP2 heads so it's damage gets cucked. Still, MMG is very mediocre now, sadly
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>>546394461
>Shotgun that shoots a short range cloud of gas as a secondary fire
>Primary is used to finish them off while they're confused
It would be OP, but fun.
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>>546387558
Wait why are the numbers different for 15mil and 62.5mil
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>>546394717
one wants samples from ayy planets
the other bot
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please....AH.....just a crumb of a free new stratagem....I'll even take......a mine......
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Alexus... please rape Ultimatum to death... Alexus... please...
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Element themed loadouts bot dives!

The gimmick is, all of your loadout must adhere to a certain element (Fire, arc, plasma, laser, etc). Then we dive bots and chaos ensues!

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242335236286/76561198026977961
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D10 should buff a certain amount of bug holes/factories to where they can't be solved with explosives or stratagems at range. Not all just a few, so long-range playstyles can continue to exist and serve the purpose of weakening a fortress before storming it.
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>no content
>le hecking Bernard
I love how plebbit this game is.
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still..... haven't fixed..... hemorrhaging despite not being hemorrhage-ACK
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>>546396112
>AI
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>>546394310
>we need to improve communication with our community!
>events only ever happen in the discord where you must suck furry mod cock or get banned
>when we even have an in-game voting system implemented with the DSS that they could use for shit like voting on city names
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>>546396369
>you must suck furry mod cock or get banned
This is good thoughbeit
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>>546396474
take that trans flag off your car or your tires are getting slashed, gross pedophile
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>>546396758
Obsessed
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>>546396758
You aren't doing shit
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>>546396814
trans = child abusing pedophiles pretending the castration and lobotomization of children is medicine
I will not keep quiet about it until this shit is illegal
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>>546397005
>Nobody
>(You): AIEEEEEEEE THERES TRANNIES IN MY WALLS!!!
Actually obsessed
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>>546396943
>>546397078
Random dogfucking trooncorders in my Helldivers thread are antagonistic derailing trannies, yes, I’m responding to them now.
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>>546397156
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread. >>>/pol/ is two blocks down.
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>>546397326
No I’m here for Helldivers I think you’re confused and you’ve lost your way to the dogfucking diaper wearing pedo board: >>>/lgbt/
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>>546397506
Good so you know about that board. You should go back.
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>>546397694
>”Tee hee I’m a diaper-dog don’t ban me silly mods!”
>”REEE EVRYONE ELSE BUT ME GET TO LGBT”
leap off a cliff you pedo dogfucker
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>>546397978
>>546397156
>>546397506
>>546397005
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>filler MO
>no warslop announcement
shant be playing
maybe I should star playing Hi-Fi Rush or Stray until Sweden comes back from vacation
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>>546398239
Okay. You were always allowed to play other games.
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>>546398239
It's a stealth warbond, so it will stealth drop tomorrow
Trust the plan
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I’m sorry, what???
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>>546397326
>if you don’t approve of my mental illness and degenerate coomer fetish, you are…LE NAZI!
It’s all so tiresome…
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>>546398374
Donald don't look
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>>546394461
Gas pistol is in the next warbond (release date 2027) but it's current state it'll be the worst secondary in the game and not close - and I love gas shit. Doubt they'll ever release a gas secondary that isn't single target since it seems everything post-ODST has to be on the same level as base game gear. I assume someone used the term p2w in the discord. So secondaries that are STRONGER than the peacemaker aren't allowed anymore.
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>>546398775
>”Get the fuck away from me your freak”
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>>546396112
seaf strategem would go hard since almost nobody seems to understand the concept of teamplay
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>>546396758
>>546397005
>>546397156
>>546397506
>>546397978
>>546398581
>>546398775
>>546398902
Pretty sure this is the same guy from the Coopg thread last night. Just randomly started having a violent schizophrenic episode about trans out of nowhere.
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>>546398775
>"Where is the update?"
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>>546398374
>sudden persistent ion storm so bad pelican 1 can't get to the surface
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>>546398168
>hating furries is bait
Leap off a cliff.
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>>546399123
No little schitzo. Many people are disgusted by troons who jerk off to dogs and spam Helldivers threads about it.
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>>546399287
>>546398168
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how does this thread keep hitting new lows? no content I suppose
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546399354
triggered troon
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>>546394310
Your content, sir
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just report and ignore guys
it's not that hard
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Saw a video once. About what makes something cringe and not. And it was sincerity. Helldivers 2 is rapidly sliding down the hill into "cringe"
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just stop spamming the thread with furshit and other porn
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>>546399627
This is what a lack of content does to a person
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>>546399750
What's wrong with furshit?
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>>546398775
>>546398902
this RP is way gayer than having another man fuck you in the ass
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>>546396369
You forgot
>you need to be verified with phone number in discord to even have posting rights or voting rights for that matter too
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fotm slop rises, fotm slop falls
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>>546399627
you overestimate the amount of emotional control the average /hdg/er can exercise
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546399891
die diaper dog pedo faggot
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>>546399123
I can assure you I’m not whatever faggot you’re talking about. Im just tired of the forced faggotry in my video games and video game discussions. Coomers, fags, troons, and furries need to stay in their containment boards.
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>>546400093
Cool it with the antisemitism.
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>>546400093
Someone made a joke and you had a complete crashout like a fed sleeper agent.
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I sure can't wait to finally get this "game saving patch", only for it to fix jackshit and confirming that we've been wasting our time without content for no reason whatsoever
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>>546399134
Sorry goydiver. The samples were promised to them 3,000 parsecs ago.
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I really miss the Helldivers 1 combat music mod and it hurts.
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>>546400481
>Playing with music on
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>>546400251
We *just* had the game saving optimization patch, you need more?
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>>546395817
dude what the fuck
WHY DID YOU KICK ME
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>>546400596
A reminder arrowhead "optimized" bots by removing a ton of what they call "redundant" code that was apparently just left there and they probably wouldve left it there forever if Ohdoughs PC didnt put AH on the spot.
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>>546400509
>playing with sound on
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>>546400509
>playing with no fun allowed
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Like him or not, his PC shitting the bed put the spotlight on how bad Arrowhead let their game get
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>>546400624
You're a fag
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>>546400624
fuck you
don't ever join my lobbies again
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>>546394461
A crossbow with gas bolts would be neat.
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This is probably the most samples retrieved in a mission i've ever seen
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>>546400754
This, but unironically.
I'm blasting my own music and can't hear the game anyways, and have died to multiple portable hellbombs as a result.
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>>546400624
no elemental stuff soooo die
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546401341
see what I mean? here’s what your “haha furshit is great amirite” “”””joke”””” got us
could have been talking about Helldivers but instead you summoned unironic leftism pedoporn posting, thanks trooncord
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The host anon was kicking people for not adhering to the elemental theme, sorry as we really could have used a 4th but these are the rules I guess :(
We were playing on fucking D9 and got a
>OOOOPS ALL STRIDERS
Seed
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>>546399891
It’s shit. Literally in the name. Fucking garbage. Normal people don’t want to see or hear about degenerate fetishes. It’s like if this thread was spammed with German scat porn or Brazilian fart porn or Jewish CP. You all belong in an institution.
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what the fuck is wrong with bugchasers
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>>546401569
Was meant for
>>546400624

Also what the fuck happened while we were gone for like 1 mission, why is the thread undergoing a containment breach of some Class 5 schizoids
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>>546400243
What was the joke?
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>>546401574
Hyper and TF really ruined this comic
Transformation fags are so odd to me
literally the one fetish i cannot understand like even the ABDL dregs are something i can understand even if i personally find them repulsive
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>this is what bugtrannies wank to
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>>546401341
This is why you’re universally hated. Fuck you faggots troons furries and coomers.
>>546400243
Is this the joke faggot? Haha just tolerate it right? Calm down chuddie owo!
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>>546401395
>>546401569
You were literally on your way to the extraction from what I saw, all main obj done so it wouldn't even be full mission length but maybe few minutes until the map ended and then I could correct my loadout, what the hell is wrong with you
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>>546401772
Unemployment is at an all time high and retarded faggots have nothing better to do ig
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>>546400904
It was divine wrath for being a solonig
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>>546402175
If you can't solo the entirety of D10 Operations you don't get to speak on the state of the game, nor its balance.
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What the fuck is going on today the thread is melting down with porn, furshit and polshit so I go to hreddit to check if there are any news of at least a crumb of content and i see someone posting his robot fucking fursona isekai into HD2
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>>546401863
I usually like tf stuff until the girl starts growing a dick or loses her hair.
There is very little tf stuff I find hot because of my tastes.
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Absolute state of this general. See what happens when you don't bully trannies and faggots into suicide
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>>546401574
>>546401825
>>546402075
What the fuck am I looking at.
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>>546402037
No fucking clue man ask the host, I would have let you in
I thought he was kicking people for not being from /hdg/ before so that's why i let him know in chat you're a fellow semite
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>>546402376
You're not white. You're not the masculine man you think you are.
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>>546402379
Some troon's gigamelty.
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>>546402037
doesn't matter anyway, host took a shit and we all died with no survivors. the end
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>trannies: “why does everyone hate us and think we’re a bunch of degenerate pedo sex freaks?!”
>also trannies: *this thread*
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Posting a robutt because the thread isnt bad enough
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>>546402273
Content drought has gone on so long that we got cabin fever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bggBrUbCo
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>>546402175
Solochad here, I dab on multimonkeys with my game knowledge and performance every single mission.
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>>546402379
the average bugchaser fantasy
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>>546402448
>his Nooticing isn't developed enough to recognize that this is the same same schizo retard that was having a melty about trannies now RPing as a tranny

but that's ok anon
not everyone is as tuned to recognize inane faggotry of this magnitude
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If host went to fuck should I make a lobby myself?
It would be city bug lobby though, tired of bots.
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>>546402512
What causes this behaviour?
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>>546402551
Lying on the internet?
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>546402946
>trannies aren’t annoying freaks actually it’s all a LARP! you better not be transphobic though!
KYS and stop posting
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>>546402547
Fucking Based
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>>546387558
Watch me not participate in this MO. LOL. I know I should but I'm not going to, sorry!
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>>546403059
On this website, it's a possibility, I cannot help but wonder what causes someone to act in that way too though.
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>>546403059
i didn't say any of that thoughever you annoying faggot?
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>>546403365
Anything I say is law.
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>non-specific automaton mo for a week
>the yed prior double encirclement STILL won’t happen
Come the fuck on
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Lobby niggers, you have it?
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546403232
546403365
>ugh stop being transphobic and let the troons post their offtopic porn you intolerant chud!
eat shit freak
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>>546403036
I wish I was lying, so that would mean the game still has something to offer me that I'm lacking and I could improve on.
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What goes on here.
>MARX
Yeah, probably
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>>546403508
Don't worry.
If Joel wants it, it will happen.
And if Joel doesn't want it, it is impossible.
So we don't need to do anything at all.
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>>546395817
hate that i missed this one
i exclusively run laser weapons and stratagems because i think it's funny
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>>546403574
oh, you we're a bait nigger this whole time.
my bad for responding at all then
ig i need to tune my nooticing more
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WE'RE JUST PAWNS ON THE CHESSBOARD
YOU CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING
NOBODY WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING
YOU'RE JUST THERE TO BE EXPLOITED AND SACRIFICED
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>546403918
kys troon stop posting
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>>546403682
You could try raising the difficulity and playing with the team.
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>>546404151
I already play everything at the highest difficulty and I already excel at everything, retard-kun.
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>>546402273
You should go back home then, Redditor.
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>>546404461
post loadouts
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>>546404461
I meant not playing easy mode that is solo.
Playing with a full team is way harder.
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>>546404919
I just play whatever the fuck I feel like playing, I don't have preffered static loadouts, armors, weapons o stratagems like autists do.
>>546404952
I already play both solo and multi D10, and multiplayer is always way easier. What's hard to understand?
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>>546404952
it's not, but you are entitled to your opinion
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>>546403918
retarded faggot
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>>546405410
>>546405684
Are you guys pretending solo is harder to stroke your ego or do you actually believe that.
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>>546404952
could you explain your reasoning as to why playing with a full team is harder? more sound generated by players means more patrols getting spawned maybe? never found playing with a team or solo harder or easier, i just found that solo takes an extra 10 minutes average
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>>546406021
It's factual, anyone that plays both modes would know.
Are you pretending multiplayer is harder to stroke your ego or do you actually believe that?
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>The Center for Citizen Surveillance & Safety has released a disturbing report: several domestic planets are rife with dissident activity.
>The evidence is undeniable: low enlistment rates, high sick day usage, unconventional haircuts, and reports of antisocial behavior.Indisputable indicators of dissident infiltration. Immediate action is imperative.
>The Center for Citizen Surveillance & Safety must be expanded as soon as possible. The Helldivers are ordered to secure 15,000,000 Illuminate samples and 62,500,000 Automaton samples, which will be used to aid development of surveillance technology.
>This order ensures that the Government protects loyal citizens by faithfully maintaining the Unity of the Federation.
don't participate. let AH give us a rebel mini-faction.
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I want a light armor with extra padding
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>>546407053
If I had any faith in Arrowhead I would say this is them setting the stage for a cyborg sub-faction for bots.
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>>546407053
>thinks that Arrowhead would actually add a new faction if it failed
lmao
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>>546406480
Full team has more spawns, meaning more reinforcements, which are also bigger.
And you need to constantly watch out for your teammates who might accidentally or not drop a 120 or 500kg right at your feet.
All the while solo player gets to quadruple dip resupplies.
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>>546407446
well you’re in luck because the Light Gunner is in the superstore as we speak
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>>546407807
it shouldn't even be that hard for the swiggers though
>dissidents are already in the bot front
>nailbiter MO happens AGAIN, we lose
>re-skinned SEAF who target Helldivers begin to rarely appear on dissident planets on the bot front
i am probably asking for too much from AH though
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>He still gives a shit about MOs with no tangible rewards
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>>546407053
>>546408127
I don’t feel like shooting people. I want to save them from aliens.
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I just like the community effort.
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>>546408191
I give more of a fuck about the fact that this random low level predator strain invasion is about to fuck over the liberation of Llanfairgiganiggafwichfwichfuckmeimwelshistan than this nothingburger MO.
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>>546408403
Why does liberation matter though?
It just changes what biomes are available.
No reward or punishment for it.
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>>546384269
>until TGA
ahahahaha
HAHAHAHHA
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>>546408016
WTF it exists, ugly af though
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>>546408935
just install the hellcat mod bro :D
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>melties melting down into melties
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>>546408668
Because there's nothing else this game has going for it.
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>>546409591
Maybe helldivers isn't for you.
Have you tried gacha games?
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voting bernard to piss off redditors and /hdg/troons
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>>546380694
New York Supreme is unironically funnier/wittier but it being at the beginning of the list and bernard being at the end gives it a last-read bias. If the places were switched I think NYS would have a fighting chance despite the meme.
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>sample slave MO
No I don't think I will
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>>546380694
Guess it's asking way too much of swedenhead to have the voting system actually in game huh
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>>546380694
Is Bernard some kind of joke or reference I'm not getting? Or did they just pull a random name out of a hat?
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Sven need to increase dynamic modifier above certain difficulty, like increased hunter spawn or faster fire rate for trooper, at least it'll make loadout less boring
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>>546380797
it makes redditors absolutely fucking seethe because they can't see this obvious critique of democracy
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>>546410924
>cold planets makes bots move and shoot faster and bugs move slower
>hot planets the opposite
This would require Sven to do some work unfortunately
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>>546409894
>Have you tried gacha games?
yes
>Maybe helldivers isn't for you.
it was, once
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>>546411684
>it was, once
A game for everyone is a game for no one :)
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content doko…
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did the guns get nerfed again???
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>>546412917
I fucking wish
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>>546412917
no
only when 90% of the arsenal is garbage once more will heckdudes tuu be grate again
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>>546412962
>His idea of a hard game is "dude, what if all the guns were dogshit lmao"
Guess what? You can emulate that now. Just pick the worst possible loadout and play nothing but that for 30 days.
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>only 2% pop on Yed
Yed divers... it's so over......
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If we don't get new content there will be fucking civil war in /hdg/. If you think today was bad, just imagine how bad it will be in another month. We can't endure this, anons will end up getting FUCKED in their ASSHOLES. GET THE FUCKING WORD TO SWEDEN NOW!!!!!
WE NEED NEW CONTENT!!! WE NEED NEW CONTENT!!! WE NEED NEW CONTENT!!! WE NEED NEW CONTENT!!! WE NEED NEW CONTENT!!!
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You use airburst because its efficient.
I use airburst because bodies flying at mach 5 make me laugh.
We are not the same.
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>>546413919
Half the problem is that these gambit planets are rarely ever on the DSS travel list, and thus even the people who know how gambits work can't actually do anything to encourage the Blob to participate in them.
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There should be a "commander" "role" you get by solving an in-game test about how galactic war works. Players with the role could vote on where to put a gigantic exclamation mark visible on galactic map to lure the blob to correct planets
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>>546412389
yeah the player count isn't doing so hot right now
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>>546415172
vgh... if only we had listend to alexus... HD2 could be dead by now...
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>>546414781
But that would be racist!
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242356216423/
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>>546418394
full
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>>546419259
Thanks for posting that for me. Lobby filled up quick.
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>>546418394
game crashed
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>>546413906
The game was more fun then than it is now, ergo, nerfing the guns will make the game more fun
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I'm starting to think Super Shanghai will be the only megacity to never fall because the rest all got defaced of their cultural identity for reddit memes.
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>>546420494
Okay, pick all the shitty weapons and pretend those are the meta weapons in your glorious nerf-tranny paradise.
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>>546420494
Take off your nostalgia goggles.
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>>546415324
>if we listened to kekxus the bufffags would consider the game dead and leave it
>nerfGAWDs could return in full strength
so close to retvrning to greatness...
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>>546420597
>In honour off the iron will shown at Equality on Sea we are renaming it to Tienanmen square
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we are defending pandion from SPOOKY bugs!!!
bring a fun theme along too, going to cowboydive myself since i've never fiddled with the draw emote
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Shan't be defending Bernard like I didn't with Super Israel/Eagleopolis. The discord troons and redditors can, though. And I give it less than a day before it falls from an invasion because it has no identity for people to stand behind patriotically like EoS does.
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>>546413919
Sadly it was already over when the most recent """"Strategic Opportunity"""" was given out.
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>>546421135
1/4
join!!! from pissdiving to brapdiving all diver causes must come together to stomp the bugs back into their holes
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>>546420597
>gun
>bernard
this shit is not even commentary anymore
why don't they just rename prosperity city to rapist city
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>>546421792
Like i said. This game is starting to go on a slippery slope to being "LOL XD SO RANDOM!" reddit tier humor.
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>>546420598
Picking shitty weapons does nothing because all the enemies got nerfed to shit
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>>546422050
Sounds like youre scared to actually use bad weapons.
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>>546421979
>"LOL XD SO RANDOM!" reddit tier humor
That is the Swedish Caliphate's main form of humor in general.
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>>546323472
>that game was competently designed
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>>546421135
twenty minutes no joiners, i'll try after dinner
lobby closed
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>>546422772
I watch a Swedish streamer sometimes. Hes alright when hes not trying to be funny. But when hes trying to be funny it comes off as extremely forced and unfunny and drags it on for way longer than necessary.
I think Swedes just have a shit sense of humor.
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>>546396474
Go back, tourist.

>>546396758
>>546397978
>>546397506
>>546397156
Based

>>546399123
Furries are mad because he's right. He might not be saying it in a very polite way, but furfaggotry is newfaggotry and against site culture.
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>>546422902
>implying
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Fuck is Bernard? Bernard bear?
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>>546425817
bernard kerik
the NYPD commisioner during 9/11
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>>546421792
Now to be just a little fair, "city of [dude's name]" is far from unusual historically. Do you know just how many Alexandrias there are? And only some of them were actually founded by Alexander.
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>>546426047
>Hes telling the truth
REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU COCK SUCKERS THAT OSHAUNE AND E-711 WAS A REFERENCE TO 911 AND THE MIDDLE EAST WAR BECAUSE SWEDES THINK TERROR ATTACKS ARE HILARIOUS AND YOU ALL CALLED ME A FUCKING SCHIZO?
IM FUCKING VINDICATED.
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>>546426424
We know. That's the joke.
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>>546426424
>MIDDLE EAST WAR
nigger the entirety of HD1 and good part of HD2 were a reference to the Bush office, the GWOT and the entire WMD saga
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game looks cool and is fun
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>>546426737
So theyve done this before?
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Naming a city after a 9/11 and War on Terror official is actually super on point for this game.
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>>546427012
https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/Helldivers_1:LHO-63_Camper
hey anon do you remember who and when shot kennedy?
swedes have been making fun of americans in every single of their games
magicka had a CIA glownigger as a playable character
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Where is the fucking content.
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>>546425817
Wat
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>>546427185
The more I think about it the more convinced I am China didnt really defend China. They probably know how rabid chinese wouldve gotten if china fell so they let them flex their e-peen towards everyone. And of course Super Sweden never wouldve fell because Swedish Arrogance would never allow it.
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>we can't add new difficulties because casuals will throw a tantrum
The absolute STATE of this game
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>>546427272
Bro? Your discord event?
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Yup I'm officially announcing my retirement from being a Helldiver. No content, no difficulty and the game bricking PCs are the final straws. Specifically the second one. See you guys in the next one.
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>>546427185
>swedes have been making fun of americans in every single of their games
Sounds like an Arrowhead issue, actually.
Stellaris doesnt have this nor does Fatshark.
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>>546428057
I had """our""" swedes in mind when typing that out
Let me rephrase that
>Arrowhead have been making fun of americans in every single of their games
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>>546426424
Seriously newfag?
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546428020
I don't believe you. See you in a two weeks at the very most.
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imagine the outrage whenever reddit realizes they've been voting for a 9/11 reference
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>no content
>not content
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I don't care if AH seethes about america if they don't add a troon flag.
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>>546411403
>deleted
KWAB
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>>546427272
The content is voting on naming the city of New Palestine as the meme name Bernard.
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Arrowhead is based for constantly shitting on Amerimutts in their writing and jokes, even if they're too stupid to even notice it LOL
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>>546429818
No it isn't, you fucking idiot.
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>>546430161
It obviously is, Zohran.
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>>546427689
>"Can you parry an 800 kilo warrior?"
Mother fucker, youre deflecting its arm, not suplexing it
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>>546426424
Dude was caught with a robutt maid.
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>>546431035
>robutt maid.
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>>546426424
Well it makes sense for an Arab country like Sweden to want to gloat over humiliating and subsequently taking over Jew York.
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>>546430856
You just slap them in the face
They remind me of sharks and how they supposedly have very sensitive noses
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>>546430856
>make future game
>no future tech to make melee cool

fucking swedes man
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>>546432408
>Make future game
>The peak of your creativity for guns is just "Modern day assault rifle but a gimmick"
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>>546432408
everyone realized that melee is outdated by 1900s gramps
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>>546427689
Why do we want more difficulties when there's already so much difficulty bloat? Just tweak the existing ones.
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>>546432474
firearms have peaked with AR-18
arrowkeks keeping the designs grounded was the only thing they've ever done right
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Why are you guys asking for content? It's technical debt patch time. Content comes AFTER the bugs are fixed (and reintroduced)
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>>546432785
>Content comes AFTER the bugs are fixed (and reintroduced)
Mostly negative

But yeah I can't wait for them to just fuck this up and reintroduce a swath of new bugs.
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I just realized super earth and helldivers color schemes are basically just the swedish flag
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>>546403696
They're building a giant cock on Cyberstan so it can FUCK Malevelon Creek in the ASS!!!!
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>>546432567
They'll throw an even bigger tantrum
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>>546427272
don't you remember?
reddit had a little melty because their third world shitboxes for computers can't handle the game therefore the swedish had to halt all content dev time to make the game playable for them
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>>546426424
>literally zero evidence for this being the reason
you are a schizo thoughbeit. it's such an esoteric reference that it's extremely unlikely anyone put that much thought into a random haha name discord poll
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>>546433858
>>literally zero evidence for this being the reason
You dont play the game.
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bugs on pandion-xxiv
bring a fun themed loadout
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>>546433439
>instagibbed by seething Eagleopolisian
They've been brainwashed into sending money to Eagleopolis. It's been foretold in ancient Super Earth lore that if they build a Center of Commerce it will bring about the end of days. It's some real creepy Illuminate Cult type shit. For the people of Eagleopolis, it's just a geopolitical endeavor that ensures they reap the benefits of other Megacity prosperity. It's why they spend so much money to ensure that managed democracy is managed by the (((right))) people. The also run the Ministry of Truth, which is why you never hear Coretta Kelly criticize them, because she'll lose her job... or worse.
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>been gradually finishing up buying all the Superstore armor sets
>only one missing now is Guerilla Gorilla
It feels superfluous since Grenadier does exactly the same thing, but I'm so close...
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I hate how useful vertical grips are because they almost always ruin the silhouette of the weapon. Dumb phallic piece of shit hanging down around the middle of the barrel
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>>546435310
You will never be a fashiondiver
You have no yogurt armor, no knight, you have no Cavalier of Democracy.
All the "drip" you make is incomplete and mismatched. Behind your back people mog you.
Your Democracy Officer is disgusted and ashamed of you. The shipmaster laughs at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
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>>546435534
just run angled with the compensator
the sway difference isn't that noticeable
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>>546434271
>defensive buzzword slogan
feel free to show me any reference to the real person Bernard Kerik in-game. E-711 (not a reference to 9/11 btw) does not count.
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>>546435149
full
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New
>>546435978
>>546435978
>>546435978
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>>546435828
>Please spoonfeed me the very obvious reference
Why would I when you clearly dont play the game?
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>>546435998
Would it kill you to wait for page 9 or 10 instead of instabaking like a gachatard?
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>>546436081
so no argument then, got it
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>>546436341
So you dont play the game, got it.
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>guy joins my mission
>i'm in the middle of a firefight
>bro drops in on it
>backs up a bit to get his support weapon and shit
>dips instead of helping me fight
>kick
kek
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>>546437603
>he needs help
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>>546435149
Did a pub steal my spot?
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>>546438892
nAH
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>>546437686
Was this a multiplayer game or a single player game? I forget
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>>546426424
Holy meds



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