Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General. Feel free to discuss video game-based creepypastas, games based on internet campfire stories (ex, SCP, Backrooms, Slender, etc.), horror fangames based on IPs not normally associated with the genre, and their comparable content (ARGs, Vidya Unfiction series, Creepypasta stories, Romhacks, Horror AU fangames, Horror mods, etc.). And most importantly, h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦Layer #533 - PCX if it was Peak Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llVErKg_gHw>/exeg/arbage Site & Archivehttps://exegarbage.lol/>Video Game Creepypastas & Gaming Urban Legendshttps://rentry.org/creepypasta-centered-wiki>Official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta Listhttps://rentry.org/xpastas>Creepypasta Games, Web Series/ARGs, SlenderARGs, and Fearvlogshttps://rentry.org/Exeg-games-and-web-series-archives>Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T339A8wlzgs Sonic.exehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRL0Rhyrz9g Mario World I HATE YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt2qpC2Ko-I Sonic 2 Genocide City>/exeg/ Archiveshttps://rentry.org/exeg-images-archives>/exeg/ CyTubehttps://cytu dot be/r/exegarbagehttps://rentry.org/exegarbage>Homemade/found pastashttps://rentry.org/4chanpastas>>544969931
Ya know what sure why the hell not
After seeing the way it types now, i am almost worried.Is revie degrading?
>roblox slop OPKILL YOURSELF NIGGER
we gotta celebrate our differences
>>546317739I've is a contraction of I and have but no person today would use it in that sentencethird worlder slop
>>546319087*fourth worlder slop
>>546318027dont worry, my fellow Vietnamese villagerwe have enough sonic.exe slop to feed your entire family
the Good thing about all the New Faker Lore is we can Finally make a Peak Fakerpasta
>>546324575I assure you dear reader the 10 minute scene of EXE aggressively raping Alice was absolutely vital to the plot
Started watching this alphaver thing, is it supposed to have no sound
>>546324575Guys did you know that curse was raped?
>>546329780pretty crazy huhhttps://files.catbox.moe/5lzhvq.jpg (catboxed because I don't know if it's blue board safe)
>>546324575The capitalization is intentional and is some attempt to look quirky
>>546330036Jesus fuck
Last thread "what if" counter: 29
>>546330036I don't know what to say, or how to feel. I guess that's that.
>>546340221What if Ian Flynn posters weren't shitposters but instead contributed to the thread by obsessing over e-celebs and begging people to make content
>>546355167That would be a miracle
>>546324575What if Ian Flynn wrote a Faker.exe creepypasta? What if Sonic.exe helped co-write the story?
>>546364586What if Osama Bin Laden watched One Piece and had Touhou images inside his personal computer?
>>546364679What if Michael Jordan had to play basketball against a bunch of EXEs and Ian Flynn was the referee sheet?
>>546366241What if George Floyd were put against Kirk Droid in the robot ring and Kirk won due to having the power of faith and logic on his side?
>>546366350What if Ian Flynn was sent to the Sonic.exe planet and tasked with destroying the Shadow.exe biome? Do you think he could do it before Tangle and Whisper come to Sonic Crossworlds?
>>546364586>>546364679>>546366241>>546366350>>546368980What if we stopped doing these repetitive actions with no reward and started jerking off to Sarah Porn?
>>546368980Better yet, do you think he could do it before I, human male, plow Tangle and Whisper in a FFM HMOFA orgy?
What if Jeff the Killer made a deal with Satanos to become the world's greatest aerobics instructor?
This is the worst start to a thread, yet
Does anyone have any vidya pasta related walls of text like this
>>546369572>started jerking off to Sarah Porn?You haven't been at it the whole time? Fake autist.
>>546383387You're the dumbest retard ever because you keep asking for this shit yet haven't thought, "How do people make these images?" Have you considered spending five minutes to look up how to do this? It's web capture, dipshit
>>546388392You're being an asshole for no reason. I was curiously asking a question if anyone else collected walls of text like what I posted. I wasn't asking where to find them.
>>546390642*Or how to make them, either.
>>546390642>>546391192Idiot, nobody's collecting them (except you) because there's no need to. If you were born with more than half a brain, you'd be able to make these images in seconds instead of begging people to do it for you
>>546390642
>>546392264>because there's no need to.What if the story can't be found anywhere online anymore outside of a jpg or png and ends up lost to time
>>546330036I couldn't make better slander if I tried
wake wakey
>>546404039lament
>>546410031https://youtu.be/V51kjmOWWdQ
>>546369572
>>546414569Based
>>546369572Every gooner's greatest contribution was exeg /trash/ being the pedophile shelter and Cream in Sonic Xtreme
>>546419554Well she's in outcome memories so does that count
>>546317363A side effect of being on Twitter too much, all sense of proper grammar and diction is destroyed.
>>546317363She is merely emulating the stylings of Churgney Gurgney (a.k.a Sturm) poorly
>>546419554*coomer
>>546421427>she
>>546425191Hey, if we're gonna be mentally ill then lets go all in
>>546425191Yes, she....
>>546419554dont worry, now that exeg is the definitive pedo central for pedo doings and what not, we can have all the fun in the exe world! what an upgrade! chew
>>546419554>Pedophile shelterHey, it was the main thread that wanted to rape Tim.
I miss deceiver fanart
>>546427705i miss your father
>>546329780AND impregnated!https://x.com/pinkcherryblood/status/1974167522699325732
>>546428014WHAAAAAAAT.
>>546428138The child's name?Faker.
>>546428138The father's name?Ian Flynn
What if Lacey Flynn helped pin down Curse while she was being raped by Ian Flynn?
What if no one responded to these questions?
>>546428508That's what you call a loving wife
>>546428508What song lyrics would Ian Flynn reference while raping Curse?
Ah, you mean that. I killed Sonic.exe.
>>546428887>I ain't out of control, just living by my word>Don't ask me "why?"! I don't need a reason!
>>546428014How is this straying even further from Sonic than before? I don't understand how someone who is criticized time and time again about a tranny AU being so disconnected from the source material, doubles down rather than admits defeat and tries to improve. I hope to god kids aren't seeing this.
>>546428014This bothers me in a way that something like Black Souls never could
>>546429232Checking the replies to this specific post, we have>account with 2005 in the handle>18 year old>no age given>no age given>22 year old>no age given>no age given>15 year old>20 year oldAt least on self-admitted minor has gone out of their way to interact with this shit, and I haven't even checked the quotes or the other posts of equal depravity
>>546428508Are these visuals laceycore?
>>546429896nigga you dont even watch lacey you are a fraud
>>546429997You're right I only watch Curse comic dubs on youtube
>>546430469thats why i will flood your house with indian dung>bubububub-too late
>>546428014I think rape for shock value or horror works the problem comes when it's too obvious someone's getting off that isn't the viewer
>>546428014no wait let me guess, the curse of x is actually just an allegory for rape and unwanted pregnancy
>>546431387rape can only work if it has substance, because without it, it is no better than a jumpscare.
>>546431585not a bad idea but why sonic
>>546431585i know that were talking about a tranny, but I refuse to believe that is the answer. it cant be this stupid.
>>546431585The curse is about becoming The Raped
>>546425495He's a man who got addicted to transformation fetish art, so it's a he
>>546432540She.
>>5464329172017 X is literally about a delusional transexual who both gets sexual euphoria out of skinwalking, and spergs out if anybody doesn't play pretend. Official Sonic.exe media mocks trannys like Revie
>>546435963huh, proof that troons really do hate themselves
does anyone know what is this ian flynn and george floyd spam bs?it keeps popping up every in thread i came in>>546330036>>546428014what's the deal with these troons injecting these horrid fetishes like mpreg, self-harm and rape in their works?like, I get it, most artists who suffered from ptsd and sa are the ones who are into that shit, but again, what's the point of glorifying it so much?
>>546437534Barely disguised fetish.
>>546437534>does anyone know what is this ian flynn and george floyd spam bs?the result of irony poisoning and a complete lack of things to talk about
>>546437534Ian Flynn referenced an /exeg/ character on BSky once and we never got over it
>>546437534>does anyone know what is this ian flynn and george floyd spam bs?>it keeps popping up every in thread i came in
>>546438304
>>546438304>>546439675soul vs soulesss
>>546441364explain for the uneducated
>>546438304What if Ian Flynn pretended he wasn't getting mad at Ian Flynn posts and that actually it was Flynn posters get madding at anti-Flynn posters even though anti-Flynn posters constantly complained about the posts making fun of them?
>>546442885what if you made sense?
>>546441364Agreed, the second image has way more soul to it
>>546444508
I fucked dumbie
>>546444641How big was her dick
>>546445180what dick? he got pegged
>>546428014>23 year old>does softcore troonshit fetish art>but does not draw nsfw shit or suggestive arthttps://x.com/pinkcherryblood/status/1927795872399593860I really cannot fucking stand with these kind of people
>>546446017scatologicalyour home is funkg
>>546446017>but does not draw nsfw shit or suggestive artHow new are you?
go back to bumping with aethos images or jerking off to your family dawg.
>>546446413You got a problem with Aethos, pal?
>>546446017>>but does not draw nsfw shit or suggestive artthey have an nsfw account whereon they post cutting fetish stuff
>>546446506>>546446413>>546446017What if Curse broke the one rule and opened the secret door, and had to rap battle for his life against the nefarious Does Evil Things Guy?
>>546447829care to repeat that?
>>546447829Jasper saying that as if>hedidn't fantasize about Starved tongue raping Curse
What if the anti-Flynners and pro-Flynners teamed up to make the greatest Faker creepypasta ever?
>>546449172>going out of your way to not misgender the pedophileWhat are we doing here, man? Why are you here? All the tranny e-celebs left when the parasocial types got culled
>>546449183>doing a tranny's workno
>>546445180only 8 inches
>>546445345bro doesn't know
>>546453307bro doesnt know that i know what he does not know
>>546428014unf now I want to rape her
>>546453409bro thinks he knows that I don't know, but bro doesn't know that I know "she" is not a she if you catch my drift
>>546453729bro thinks he knows what he does not know but if only he knew that knowing is not enough to know what I know as knowing itself is not enough to know truly.revie is a jewish golem, saying that thing has a gender is an insult to humanity.
>>546453897>bro thinks he knows what he does not know but if only he knew that knowing is not enough to know what I know as knowing itself is not enough to know truly.excuse you?
>>546454075get on my level brooh
>>546453897One thing I can agree with you on is that revie is a troonbeast that frots with dumbie (I saw it once on cord)
what the fuck are you guys doing now?
>>546454914troobie and trevie are the same person
>>546455074I don't know. Nobody fucking knows.
>>546455074I’m chilling
>>546455074What? Don't tell me you didnt know? /exeg/ is not a book club, but a shitposting discord server!
>>546455151
>>546455694
>>546455074idk, I have a date with a coworker this Saturday, so I'll see how that goes.
>>546455853Oooooh
>>546456031hes gay anon
>>546456091Surprisingly its with a real woman
>>546456218right... i believe it when i see it
>>546456218I would say ooh again but, I won’t. I hope it turns out great. Be yourself, wear a full body deodorant, and don’t choose anything with garlic or onions until, like, the 4/5th outing.
>>546456280Ya know, I'd like to, but I don't know if my face on here will do any favors. Im only a drawfag
>>546456596oh yeah? post your drawings
I'm curious about trying out No Players Online but I don't want to spend money. Is it any good or is it gay pretentious slop
>>546456596post art
>>546456565exeg hopecore, thank you anon.
>>546456671can’t really explain without spoiling the entire shit I recommend watching a longplay there isnt much going on in it.
>>546456668Last thread I did. I may also have a drawing of 2017x somewhere, hold on. but if anything, I'll be making more once shifts get lighter.
>>546456686
>>546459027huh real
Someone should make an Ian Flynn creepypasta
>>546472986someone should sell you to the CUI
>>546428014this is kino I love curse now
>>546472986Shut up already
>>546474047Somebody should make an /exeg/ creepypasta
ZZZZZzzzzz...
What if Ian Flynn time travelled back to 2022 /exeg/ with the goal of writing creepypastas so good, he gets on the Faker comic team?
>>546481097'aped
What if we did /exeg/ versions of iconic creepypastas?
>>546482607like...?
>>546482676You ask about the "iconic creepypastas" part - the most obvious thing ever - and not "/exeg/ versions"? You deserve no answer
>>546483061media literacy everyone
>>546456671You could just play Quake instead
What if Ian Flynn masturbated to Sonic.exe porn drawn by third world children instead of shitposting on /exeg/?
>>546489316What if Joe Mama masturbated to Sonic porn drawn by fourth-world fetus instead of shitposting on /sthg/?
>>546490258What if, what if? What if what if... what if? What if, what if.......what if. What if, instead, what if?Ian Flynn. What if?
>>546484484True!
quake 3 arena this saturday at 6pm pacific time (02:00 utc)details to follow>what if i don't own q3aspend the $15 USD on steam or pirate it
>>546489316>>546492302>>546481097Oh my god please find something better to do already. Every fucking day with this bullshit.
>>546500190Why do these posts make you upset?
>>546500190This is what /exeg/ is. What if instead of complaining about mental retards being retarded, you just find something else to do?
>>546456949>there isnt much going on in it.Please tell me after the ghost bitch shows up the whole game doesn't become some "liminal/nostalgic uncanniness" slop
>>546482607Vibingleaf-sama...
>>546482607Aren't those already a thing
>>546512728No, it was just gay Sonic.exe retakes. But what if /exeg/ did a version of Ben Drowned?
>>546515394Would be kewl to do but no one here knows shit about romhacking enough to try and become the next Jadusable.
has anyone made a sinister minds deceiver yet
>>546512643Has VL made anything notable as of late
>>546530370Shefki must be a fan of soul eater
>>546504854it’s just the husband telling you to leave
>>546540223....that's it?
>>546530370I would fuck the shit out of that pink bitch
>>546540429pretty much it’s the husband telling you to leave because his wife a ghost
>>546545638Well that's fucking GAY
>>546501354because you are black
>>546550913what did you expect to happen?
>>546527591tails doll retake which i didnt like very much
>>546558634ah
>>546564810At least post a fucking source you cooming bastard
>>546565507https://bsky.app/profile/dorkzone.bsky.social/post/3m3epfwja522tenjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpBpedJvr3M>Ryan Drummond in a sonic.exe FNF mod
>>546570572Emi blackmailed him into doing it else he get the cuck chair.
>>546566498>bsky
>>546577794thats what the source said dont blame me
>>546578208>futa>CAPTCHA:KKD0G
>>546578339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u4W0O9xf98
>>546565507You have a retard's rhetoric. This is the kind of person who asks for porn very clearly made by some molested child
>>546583563where do you think you are?
>>5465839264chan, so don't get pissy about being called retarded
>>546584301 dont worry bro, i wont get pissyI'm too busy jacking off
>>546584387Okay, pedophile
>>546584803no need to get pissy bro
>>546583563Fuck off.
>>546590462Stop being such a retard and maybe you won't get shit on constantly
wake up
Damn bitch, you live like this?
What if Ian Flynn put a rap battle against Sonic.exe in the IDW Sonic comics? Would Sonic.exe have some fly rhymes?
yawn...
What /exeg/ creepypasta should Ian Flynn read next? What if he read Wonder Fight Color?
yawn....
What if Ian Flynn was on /exeg/ and pretended he so didn't care about the Ian Flynn posts, he constantly commented on them, but guys, he really didn't care, like he so didn't care even though he's posting about them but he's totally not angry. What would Sonic.exe think?
yawn.....
>>546565507>post deleted so fast it didn't even have time to be archiveda new record has been made>>546566498>open link>"This label was applied by the author">close linkalso, there's no way to view this content unless you have a bsky acc btwbut obv im not going to create a new one just to view nsfw shit, let alone follow nsfw accs in here as well
what if ian flynn joined the sonic.exe criminal empire to loot the fakers black sun? would he succeed?
im jorking oh yeah im jorking it
>>546614629dude stop with the ian flynn what if hypotheticals. you should contribute to the thread by instead asking what if the sonic movie got a sequel called sonic.exe and it was written by...
>>546615994...Michael Bay!
>>546610440>>546610609>>546614629>>546615994I'm fucking begging you to find a new way to bump the thread. this is just pitiful.
>>546624278But I think it's funny and it makes me happy. Why are you such a buzzkill?
(1/?)
>>546629739(2/?)
>>546629891(3/?)
Where do you find all of this garbage?
>>546630048(4/?)>>546630146I'm a connoisseurBesides, who doesn't love male feminist Lord X?
>>546630256(5/?)This is where it ends for now
What if Does Evil Things Guy appeared as a killer in Ordinary Sonic Fangame?
>>546630256Your Twitter feed is fucked up and full of Sonic.exe fanart. Every time Xitter gives you one of these, Elon Musk is personally calling you gay
>>546630668Daemon is a ngger
>>546634727Didn't he say he was part chink
>>546635005普通的索尼克同人游戏拥有天命。
>>546638626>Ordinary Sonic fan games have destiny.
>>546642078It was supposed to be "Mandate of Heaven" but the translator fucked up
>>546642208Use deepL
>>546630474White woman or korean?Call it
>>546428014hey guys what did i m-
>>546442885What if the Flynn posters got mad at the Anti-Flynn posters for getting mad at the Flynn posting that the Anti-Flynn posters made Ian Flynn posts to make the Anti-Flynn posters mad so that the Flynn posters make posts complaining about the post making fun of them at the Anti-Flynn posters being mad at being made fun of posts making fun of them that they made posts to make fun of Flynn posters to make the Flynn posters angry?
How will X celebrate Hanukah?
https://youtu.be/xFNga7v1oLM?si=A2gbH5YJC_2iq9M3June Archives is back!
>>546630474(6/6)
>>546669020Is that supposed to be "Alice"
>>546672872No it's the artist's OC
>>546669020The art isn't bad but what's even the context of the story? Guy tries flirting with a woman and Lord X hated that?
>>546630668
>>546630668Can he stop interacting with garbage like this for the love of god
what if I had sex with curse and forced everyone on /exeg/ to watch
>>546678658
>>546678658leave some for the rest of us
>>546679843Ew
Post a creepypasta or creepypasta-inspired game (you)'ve played recently
>>546680050SCP: CB Ultimate EditionI haven't been able to finish the mod because it is bugged. SCP-966s slash you and make you keep bleeding indefinitely, making you slow as fuck. Very Annoying.
>>546680050https://store.steampowered.com/app/2200/Quake_III_Arena/
untitled marvel crappypasta: I Hate Peter
>>546680367What's the gameplay like? do you have a screenshot?
>>546680662https://www.moddb.com/mods/scp-containment-breach-ultimate-editionI don't have a screenshot because I don't typically take them. The mod is supposed to be a revamped version of SCP: CB, but from my brief gameplay, it appears to be largely unchanged.
>>546680978This looks more or less like a standard remaster, honestly.>This mod includes new SCPs, new and expanded rooms, increased performance, improved graphics and atmosphere, and a TON of bug fixesBased on your experience so far, would you call this false advertising?
>>546681337Not really? When I play a mod, I expect it to either fix something or add content. (For example: fixing memory leaks, or adding, say, new enemies to fight.) Most of the content in this mod is not required to progress in the game, so it's less that it lies, and more that it's bad.
~2.5 hour warning for quake 3 arena tonightmake sure you use the ioquake3 sourceport as using the port that comes with steam or presumably any other port will cause connection issuesto set up ioquake3, simply follow https://ioquake3.org/help/players-guide/ for your given platform>what if i don't own quake 3 arenahttps://archive.org/details/quake-3-arena
What if Junko Furuta played Sonic.exe?
get a job
>>546687285I'M NOT PUTTING ON SEWERSLVT AGAIN I'M NOT I'M NOT I AM NOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>546687285fuck off with these dumbass questions
>>546681943So it doesn't offer a whole lot. that's a shame.
>>546687349What if sewerslvt composed OSF's C-side soundtrack?
>>546694802it would be a net positive to the creepypasta community
>>546694802who?
>>546682240 (Me)it's up, after some technical issues see: BULLSHIT FUCKING NIGGERCODED SOFTWARE NOT WANTING TO WORK RIGHTmake sure you've followed the quoted post to get the game workingserver ip: 67.219.231.47
sonic the hedgehog
>>546705040What if Sonic ingested one of X's fingers?
>>546705442he’s probably go “yuck! that wasn’t pleasant!”
>>546705442..why would he do that?
>>546698601sonic SAVED q3a btw
>>546705442What if Ian Flynn wrote that Sonic ingested one of X's fingers? Would Ian Flynn describe in graphic detail the finger digestation? What would the reviews be? Would this comic get a sequel and if so, how many issues? Please reply to this post with a detailed analysis. Thank you, and have fun
>>546714050You better not spam this all fucking night again
>>546712906To incarnate him and become Sonic.EXE.
>>546715046Pol Pot will reincarnate in you tomorrow
Hey guys, what's up.
>>546705442Are you the gayest because you're Anonymous? Or are you Anonymous because you're the gayest?
I accept it, Ian Flynn. I'm you. I wanted to reject you, I wanted to pretend I didn't understand any of the Sonic references you said. But that's different now. I'll just rewrite you.
>>546716889"Throughout Bluesky and 4chan, I alone am the gay one... Imaginary Technique: Pink"
>>546717039I am you. I've always wanted to deny you. I didn't want to agree with what you said. But now it's different. I just want to reference you. If you are born again as a new writer, I will reference that guy too. Even if you change your name and look, I will reference you, no matter how many times. There's no need for meaning or reason, IT DOESN'T MATTER. Perhaps this act will only become meaningful centuries after I'm lacey'd. I guess I must be only a cog in THIS MACHINE I will keep referecing writers before I THROW IT ALL AWAY.
>>546716881the usual schizoposting, nothing out of order herehow's it going, solarfag?
>>546718606>parasocial nicknamesMight as well suck your own penis
>>546718606I'm peachy, here are some scary pastas that i found that you may or may not like, i'm not sure.https://www.creepypasta.com/the-systelien-specter/https://someordinarygamers.fandom.com/wiki/Marisa%27s_Storyhttps://someordinarygamers.fandom.com/wiki/Taboo:_The_Sense_of_Dreadhttps://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Ultima_Abysshttps://someordinarygamers.fandom.com/wiki/%22Chronos_predictor%22Ok, bye.
Have sex /exeg/
>>546727252you, have.... no bitches, GORdon
>>546721157Anyone want to storytime these to bump the thread?
>>546717785>>546717197>>546716889JJK sucks cock kill yourself
>>546728424your mom sucks cock too lol
I an flynntomic
>>546728742*amstupid
>>546729060You fucking failure
>>546729315>epicfail.exe
>>546728324ya know what, sure why not>"Marisa's Story"i feel like i've heard the title of this story before>When I was attending university, my roommate Taylor and I were almost inseperable. We shared similar tastes in just about everything, which I suppose is why college dorm life went on without a hitch. Taylor and I were ravenous fans of Nintendo, spending all our free time with his Super Nintendo, playing through the Donkey Kong Country and Super Mario titles. Well, life carried on for the both of us. He went on to video game design with some relatively low key American developer, and I went on to my writing. Just recently, some sad news came my way. Taylor had committed suicide via an aspirin overdose.>It came as a shock to me, thinking that the chipper and eccentric man I once knew could have taken such a turn, but a lot can happen in the better half of two decades. We hadn't spoken in years, and a part of me wished I would have kept in touch, maybe I could have helped him.>In any case, Taylor lacked many close relatives aside from his sister and his parents, both incredibly old and feeble. I got along well with his sister for almost as long as I knew Taylor, and she had asked to help me move his things out of the house. I went along, attempting to do the decent thing and help her out, and on an overcast September afternoon, I arrived at his house.this isn't bad so far, feels pretty grounded
>>546729789>The house looked almost too large for any one man, which was confounding as his sister knew of nobody else lodging with him, and Taylor always seemed to prefer snug urban abodes to this quiet home on the outer suburbs. Inside, the house's many rooms had fallen into disrepair, surfaces caked with a uniform coating of dust. It looked as if no rooms had been used save for a small study stacked with computers and file cabinets, his kitchen, and a living room he had haphazardly converted to double as a bedroom. I found it curious that he seemed to avoid travelling up to the second floor altogether, an assumption supported by that same unbroken dust on the stairs.if he kept things clean and in serviceable shape he'd be like me fr fr no cap>Packing was a breeze with the little clutter Taylor had lying about. Amazingly, I had found a small box tucked in the corner of his living room containing that old treasure trove of SNES titles we had played. Alas, any of the nostalgia I could have held was soured by the poignant realization that Taylor was gone, that this hallowed memory I held was made sad and incomplete by his untimely end. I was once again haunted by the sheer confusion of why he would do this, not telling anyone or reaching out for help. I worked past the sadness and anger, forcing myself to close up the cardboard flaps of the box and carry them out to the trailer we had hitched to his sister's truck.>His sister, when faced with the games, simply insisted that I take them. Nobody else had any use for the things, and she felt out of all the people Taylor knew, he would have wanted me to have them. She gave me the SNES games, as well as a second box of games for the PC. I accepted them begrudgingly. I had no intent of playing them for fear of having a breakdown once the full brunt of his death hit me, but it was the least I could do, I suppose.
>>546730128>Bringing the boxes home, I sighed to myself in exhaustion, setting it alongside my relatively meager collection of wii games (my preoccupation with my writing made me less and less of a fervent gamer, so almost all of my titles were casual games or kid games for my nephews during their visits). For days they had barely crossed my mind as I carried on my work, but on one night in particular, my curiosity simply piqued at the thought of what was in the other box of games.>Opening it, I saw games like Roller Coaster Tycoon and the old Quake Games mingling with games like Crysis and Bioshock. I thought they all looked fairly neat, though many would have been simply too taxing for my computer. It was then that I saw it; a small, blue, USB thumb drive tucked into the corner of the box, as if it had fallen between the cracks of the other games' boxes and dug into this small niche. I assumed it was for any games he had no physical storage for, given all the memory dedicated to his game devlopment work.A BLUE PENDRIVE?>My curiosity driving me even further, I dared plug the thumb drive into my computer. On it there was simply a Super Nintendo emulator and a file named "MarisasStory". Hm, it must have been some game he couldn't find a physical copy of, perhaps a rare game or something not released in the US. I booted up the game after putting in the time to move the files onto my computer so they could run properly.or you could run them directly off the flash drive you fucking plebeian>What I was welcomed with was the opening of Yoshi's Story. This perplexed me, because I could swear I already saw a copy of the game in the box of SNES titles. Pressing on, I adjusted myself to the unfamiliar WASD keyboard setup (I am by no means a PC gamer, mind you), and selected one of the three new files.why would an SNES emulator use WASD by default? fake gamer spotted
>>546730984>The game started me off with the typical level select screen, foregoing the introductory level altogether. I selected the first stage and started. The game appeared unchanged, except for the fact that every bottomless pit was covered up with blocks I could not break, so I could only die from contact with an enemy and losing Baby Mario for too long. I also noticed I was on my last life, so I felt compelled not to allow Baby Mario from straying too far. Upon swallowing an enemy, I found that I could not lay eggs with them, so I had to make due with spitting enemies at obstacles in lieu of throwing eggs. As I kept playing, I also noticed the color scheme was strangely more pastel and washed out, and between levels my yoshi never changed colors, but stayed the same pistachio green color.>I progressed surprisingly easy through the next few levels. I remember playing bits of Yoshi's Story when I was younger, and though I remember it very little, I could tell things were off. Enemies seemed slow, rare, and harmless (some, like the Chomps, were absent altogether), with the few I faced hardly causing me any problems. Mario's cry when I got hit sounded even more shrill and grating than normal, layered with a harsh computerized droning, as if it was damaging my speakers to play them. The games color scheme also pulsed back and forth between it's soft, pastel tones, and a harsh orange hue at a pace reminiscent of a pounding heartbeat. I could not put my finger on it, but getting hit made me feel exceptionally anxious, the unsettling noise and abrupt change in atmosphere spurring me to rush as quickly as I could to get Mario back, which was no easy task given my lack of eggs.for someone who has only fragments of memories of a game you played in your childhood, you have a strangely solid reference to go off of
>>546731482>One way or another, I pressed to the final level before Burt the Bashful's Fort, and was met by another Yoshi. This time, the other Yoshi, an odd magenta colored one, had Mario, and ran slightly ahead of me, following what looked like a preset path to the end of the stage. While she avoided a good majority of the enemies by jumping or swallow/spitting them as I had done (it appeared that this other Yoshi lacked eggs as well.), she would occasionally get hit, spurring that same, awful sequence. Both myself and this other yoshi would pursue the baby, but he would always travel to the other yoshi when retrieved.>After completing what seemed like an escort mission after an incredibly long time, I started off on Burt's Fort. While the level title came up normally, I was startled by what followed. The colors had gone from their very pale pallette, to a darker one. It almost resembled the color of the normal game, but everything was darker, as if in shadow. The stage was comprised of collapsing blue rocks, and the background was a stormy sky. I still did not have Baby Mario with me, but the other Yoshi was nowhere in sight. The normal fortress theme droned on, but it seemed to carry an odd sense of urgency, as if something was wrong. The tempo had increased almost to match the same rhythm as the orange pulses when Mario was in his bubble. I pressed my Yoshi to run as quickly as possible.>I finally reached the end of the stage. At the end, there was the magenta Yoshi and Baby Mario. Kamek flew overhead, and delivered his usual spiel. However, the text was different this time.>"You were too late. This is all your fault."allusion to abortion?
>>546731916Kamek flew back and forth across the screen, but he didn't drop any particles of magic this time, he just flew off. The game was playing that same musical jingle as when he powers up an enemy into the fortress boss, but there was no boss, just the screen shaking. It was then that I realized that the rock the Magenta yoshi and the baby were on was faling. I was still immobile for the cutscene. I had no choice but to watch as they plummeted off the screen. I heard Baby Mario's cries, still droning and horrific, but they gradually went quiet as the screen went dark.nevermind>I was back at the level select screen, but the music had stopped and all the levels I had beaten were locked up, as if I hadn't gotten to them yet. I played the only level I could, and entered the strange second act of the level.>Every color was muted almost to grayscale, and the sound seemed distan and muted. My Yoshi was now grey. His sprite was edited, his face looking drawn out and weary, his head lower than usual, his whole body sunk down as if carrying an immense burden. Baby Mario was once again on his back, but details like his eyes were etched out, leaving what looked like an inanimate thing shaped like a baby. Yoshi moved slower now, and enemies were back to their usual difficulty. When Yoshi was hit, however, the "baby" didn't go up in a bubble, but simply fell limp to the ground. There was no crying, no star meter, nothing. You could pick up the thing when you pleased, and it simply reappeared on Yoshi's back when I touched it. I noticed that without it, Yoshi moved normally, but the screen would no longer scroll, forcing me to pick it back up. Whenever it seemed like it would go over into a bottomless pit, it simply stopped midair and landed on the end of whatever platform it was on, giving me no means of a game over.
>>546732104(i'm not redoing the post above to fix the greentext, just pretend it's green)>After slogging through a few levels of this morbid version of the game, I got to the castle. The castle's title was completely blank now, but the level itself played normally. My strange fake baby Mario once again avoided descending into pits or pools of lava, and I finally reached the boss room. This time the boss room was totally empty except for what looked like an egg block, its green spots replaced with a glitchy mess of pixels. The boss room's background also contained a lot of abnormalities, with messes of pixels scattered about. Kamek returned, this time stating.>"Now you can hurt the one responsible. It is time to face punishment.">He once again flew back and forth without emitting any magic, and left. There was no boss theme, just the muted noise of Baby Mario crying incessantly. At times it seemed to fade between being almost inaudible to disturbingly clear, as if Mario should be on screen. Unfortunately, there was nothing to do but spur the egg block to dispense its contents. The eggs looked odd. They didn't have spots, and instead of being egg-shaped, they were simple, uniform ovals of an off white color. this may shock most people, but normal eggs look like that>Growing frustrated, and with nothing left to do but see what would happen, I began to throw the eggs at the walls. They bounced back and forth several times, until one hit the yoshi. He flashed abruptly, and the screen went a bit darker. I did this a few more times, until the screen went completely black. Yoshi went into an animation of him spinning and keeling over, and the game went dark.>Immediately after, the game crashed, refusing to be run again despite my best efforts. I couldn't help but wonder what it meant. Why would Taylor play such a horrid game? This couldn't have been what drove him over the edge, could it?maybe not so much an abortion thing but a miscarriage/accidental abortion?
>>546732367>I went back to his sister as soon as I could, and I asked her if she knew anyone by the name of Marisa. She looked distant and sad for a moment, before reflecting back, "Marisa was Taylor's fiance a few years ago. They were engaged to be married, and Marisa was even pregnant with their child. One day, Taylor and her got into an argument, and she drove out. There was a traffic accident shortly after, and Marisa and child both passed away. Taylor was never the same since. I began to figure that the guilt was too much for him. He kept working and living, but he wasn't himself anymore."close but no cigar>It had hit me like a train.>Taylor designed the game, inside and out, as a look into his own life, his guilt, and his death. It was a suicide note in its own twisted way. Taylor was focusing all of his rage and pain into programming that terrible thing. The first act was a dream sequence, a perfect world of pastels and simplicity broken only by his fear of losing his child. The Fort was the night of Marisa's death, and the last levels were the years leading up to Taylor's suicide; a long, painful road of hardship and isolation. I thanked the sister for her time and apologized from the intrusion. She said it was fine, and that she was glad to get it off her chest.>I regret not being there for him, not helping him. I wish I would have known, would have stayed close. Maybe he would have been okay. I guess there's no point in complaining about what I cannot change. If I stay clinging to the past, it might slowly eat away at me as it did with him. All I can really do is move forward now. I hope all of you reading this won't hesitate to take some time to stay connected to old friends, so that this might not happen again.the end
>>546732523for my review:despite having some of the same cliches we have all seen time and time again, they were surprisingly not exaggerated and are benign at mosti have my conniptions with the story but given the narrator isn't a gamer like he was in his youth i can excuse most of them, however it's odd that he was able to tell some of the basic differences (i don't think anyone would be able to differentiate the amount of enemies in a game from when they played it a little as a kid to when they replayed a sp00ky hack as an adult)all in all, the story is at least believable: no creepy bullshit; just a broken soul venting by creating something (in this case, a rom hack)the story's conciseness helps to keep it bearable; if this dragged on longer i feel it would have been a much worse read overall6.5/10okay someone else bump the thread i'm done
>>546732943what if ian flynn wrote this story?
Guys, I don't mean to hype anything, but I got in contact with Ian Flynn, and he'd be very interested in creating his very own /exeg/ EXE. He said he wanted some pointers from you guys. What should Ian Flynn know about creating an EXE?
>>546736446nazism is the core of all exes, so he must become a nazi first
Ian Flynn
Keep spamming it. I'm sure it's going to improve the quality of these threads and not worsen attempts at discussion.
>>546744864E-celebs are not creepypasta discussion
>>546748196But What If they were?
>>546747468Why does some guy posting Ian Flynn harm attempts at discussion?
I think this general needs to be put down
>>546760183Would merging with /uh/ be a preferable alternative
>>546761757Ew
>>546760183/nig/ will rise up one day
>>546760691/uh/ doesn’t rarely discuss exes so no
>>546776093 (Me)This will work becauseA: It will filter out all of the Xitter niggersB: Xey hate "deadnaming" online aliases
>>546776314Neither does anyone here without assumptions about the creator being a molested tranny
>>546776837A. No it will notB. Not if it benefits them
>>546776907Anti /nig/gers are glowies and this is proof
>>546679843based
What if there was an X-Files episode where Mulder and Scully were assigned to a case about people dying at their computers after playing a Sonic romhack? Would the cigarette smoking man try and lock sonic.exe away in Area 51?
https://youtu.be/5u_b8jIuZOA?si=nlMqRVgLnT6t7QtdThis looks like a fucking flash game
>>546630256the traced Outcome Memories render really is the cherry on top
Petition to get OSF X in OM
>>546787285He could be a skin for 2011X and all his voicelines are him being a complete creep.
>>546787285You'd have to pay the devs in lunch money to make that happen
>>546747468What if Ian Flynn was very passive aggressive about how much /exeg/ Ian Flynn posted annoyed him?
That's a dead kid
that's a dead rat
>>546787935>He could be a skin for 2011XThey're making "Crimson X" a separate character and the only difference is shoe color. They could do it
>>546795921crimson x is supposed to be Sonic.exe from the original Sonic.exe fangames
>>546796918how quaint, ordinary even.
>>546795921>They're making "Crimson X" a separate character....Why?
>>546796918How queer, crimson even...
>>546676968
>>546791319Yep
>>546791319rayuhuh?
>>546805430no this is patrick
>>546747468>t. guy who doesn't discuss anything
There should be a Quake ARG based on this
Faker's birthday's in two days. Are we excited?
>>546811976who?
>>546812285how much of this is hitler alcatraz
>>54681296050/50 me and him, a lot of this is just touching up on older sprites and giving them a new coat of paint
>>546811976No
>>546812285shucks kino!
How many consecutive Black Flashes can OSF X take?
>>546819270in the dick? 2. 1 for each testicle
Wokotanon
wokeanon
>>546818481What if Hatcher made a take on Aethos where Evil Jimmy is a rapist and chases Marvin around a wicked version of the Sml house that flickers back and forth between it’s normal iteration
>>546827985His name is Dark Jimmy.
>>546812285would he have different death sprites depending on how he died?? (if you can make him die besides getting crushed and whatnot)
>>546811976Revie: Sorry no updates on the game nor comic but have this even worse version of his reference sheet!
What if Sonic.exe killed his victims by saying “this game needs a hero!” and then farting on them, causing them to instantly shrivel up and die from the demonic fumes?
What if Wendigoon and MeatCanyon read Sonic.exe which caused Sarah to get angry so she fought them both but got defeated by MeatCanyon's fire power?
>>546829789>fire powerwhat the fuck are you referring to?
Would Sonic.exe think Nintendo Switch 2 prices are justified?
What if instead of X beating Yuta it was X beating raYuko?
Does anyone here still care for OMT or whatever the fuck MrPixel calls his recolor
i dont know mario but ill be sure by reposting gamejolt screenshots
>>546831182it was recent
>>546830921I thought Mr pixel got #cancelled
Why would Sonic do this??? Is he off his meds?
>>546832159I want to fuck him
>>546829481yuta will copy x's cursed energy and rape him back with rika
>>546830549X is too weak to even land a hit on Ryuuko.
>>546829434sonic.exe is not a gassy gemerald
>>546829434>anon's barely disguised fetish
>>546832312wat
>>546811976Nigger who the fuck is we>PAR0N
>>546830921Jesus this looks bad, they don't even blend in with the environment at all
>>546812285He should have an animation where he's skipping happily like a child
jannies you hypocrites
>>546841708The cocoons look shopped too
>>546850213>>546829434
>>546857473osf x farting gif>>546857501very gay
>>546857501there was a little something i didnt notice oopsie
>>546858273Bro, you're disappointing your fellow pedophiles
>>546858448
>>546858508more like, belongs in the trashy!
>>546858628that isnt nice
>>546859018Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.Nigg𝖆...
What if Ian Flynn made something for Faker's birthday? Would it be a comic or creepypasta?
>>546860065He gets NOTHING! He LOSES! GOOD DAY SIR
>>546860148Who? Ian Flynn?
>>546860326Blud’s lost as a goose in a snowstorm.
what if ian flynn played quake 3 but during a match he encountered sarge.exe who was controlled by sonic.exe? would this make a good creepypasta and should other exes be included
>>546861013That’s nice, but the joke won’t land, no one here plays Quake 3.
>>546861013Ian Flynn would use his rewriting abilities to turn Sarge.exe into Surge.exe, who then jobs to nuts and bolts on the ground, securing him the match
What if X found true love?
Waking up to this gives me the impression that some of you don't want to try and put any effort into discussing anything that isn't related to Sonic
>>546868993But we're talking about Quake 3
>>546868993does this work
>>546870831Does that series have any creepypastas based around it? Or youtube args?
>>546871657a quake arg sounds cool im gonna go looking for one
>>546834541What if the Master Emerald in X’s world became the Gassy Gemerald?
>>546876508I'd kill you. And if you're ever reborn as a new coal, I'll kill you then too.
X can't track his nailgun on quake 3
>>546878527what if OSFx put his victim’s souls into pieces of coal?
>>546883303No, he puts useless junk in terrible character vessels like Mighity, Mecha Sonic and Surge.
>>546884375What if OSFx put his victim’s souls into character vessels of the deadly six and infinite?
Is being homosexually attracted to old gods normal?
>>546887794Yep, totally normal.
>>546871657>>546806862
https://x.com/GigiD_Sonic/status/1990201839648719315An artist for IDW Sonic has made a sonic.exe comic in the past.
Sonic.exe joins a Quake 3 lobby and is destroyed by a divorced 40-year-old man who has been playing Quake for almost 30 years now
>>546900350Cool.
https://youtu.be/ZbcDGBt5Frk?si=depic-fuY1RY0oQwWhy is chinelin sonic such a hot topic? It's a shitpost.
>>546915794Because he was planned to be in an fnf mod so now droves of people have to pretend like they cared about it
>>546883303SANTAta is that you?
>>546915794Define "hot topic"
>>546915794Because EXEfags are obsessed with Sonicpastas that predate Sonic.exe. Countdown and Moribund made it worse
>>546922404
>>546922404he's GAY
>>546915794Should Ian Flynn rewrite Chinelin?
What if NES Godzilla Creepypasta was drawn in GIMP?
zzzzZZZZZ...
>>546927497Why GIMP specifically
>>546927497What if Ian Flynn rewrote NGC in GIMP and had Sonic.exe help him out?
what if Sonic.EXE was written by Vivziepop?
>>546933037>You're too fucking slow... You wanna try again, you pathetic bitch?>So many shitty souls to play with, so little fucking time? Wouldn't your dumb ass agree?>I AM GOD, SUCK MY DICK!>HELLO... DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BITCH?
>>546933037>>546934842What if there was a montage of Angel Dust being bitch slapped by OSF X? Would people on twitter be upset by this scene?
>>546933037>I'm harder than metal, harder than brick>Into your mouth, I will shove my dick>You think you can run? Isn't that funny?>I am your god, and I FUCKING LOVE CUNNY!
>>546935224foreshadowing is a literary device used to hint at events yet to come
OSF really was ahead of the game when it comes to postman pat shitposting, I see him in facebook now
>>546935746pics or no dicks
>>546935838they're also posting the entire movie in 4k
>>546935939
>>546935045vivzieslop can’t write for shit she’d try to make OSFx a sad little gay boy
>>546938547X is a sad little gay boy though, he was bullied by the other demons for not wanting to torture humans and instead opting to masturbate to children's cartoonsIn X's eyes, Sonic is the first being in existence to have ever loved him back (he's delusional)
>>546938740hes also trans btw
>>546938832yeah duh that's why it's now amyx
>>546937185>IbisPaintChecks out
>>546933037
>>546941548Zalgo if he was made by DaemonHatcher
what if lord x has a granddaughter named leader c and she has her own guardians as her grandfather?
>>546945268Some of these are oddly adorable not gonna lie
>>546928572Could Cosbydaf draw a circle in GIMP?
>>546945268Lord X if he was owned by Anarack
>>546953057Can you?
>>546945268is this what they call "cunny"?
>>546959653bunny cunny to be specific
Was this question really necessary
>>546967490Godzilla says nigga. Do you know who else says nigga? Black people. Do you know what race is most likely to be molested by their family members (outside hispanics)? blacks. Therefore, Godzilla objected to this question because he is black
>>546967603actually trannies get molested more, and if you look closely they are all white man...
>>546967603A simple yes or no would have sufficed
>>546967490ye
>>546967760Do it per capita
Are we all excited for Faker's birthday today?
>>546970319nah, im too busy playing sonic forces me to not care about it
>>546970319Remember when everybody here loved Faker.
>>5469718093 years ago, ongod we all sucked ferret's cock, slurped purple flower vagina, and gooned to fakerino
>>546971981This is true and factual.
>>546971809And I still love him.
>>546959441Yes I used all my powers to draw a circle which is why I'm a better artist than Cosbydaf
>>546974440but can you draw red? no? checkmate liberal
What if Lacey Flynn haunted an empty liminal Team Fortress 2 server but it was also a flash game?
Good morning exeg
BAD MORNING EXEG
>>546985064Good morning, boss! Another day on the grind! Another dollar, am I right?
>>546994942That's the Boss?
>>546994942Boss?
>>546970319Yes
>>546994942That's Ian Flynn?
i checked out that marvel rivals creepypastawhy does it feel like barely anything happens in it
what if?
>>547020876why waste time doing this
>>547021326Because it's FUNNY
>>547021326why not
>>547008874>wrong_sfx
>>547021326Anything to force Revie to release Prototype 2017
>>547023102epteins-kun, dont say that
>>547032361bro thinks there's something to be released
>>547032361>implying
QUIT DYING
>>547032406you have to be 18 or older to post on this website
>>547049298then leave, you are not welcome here, epstein-kun
Slenderman lost Champions Island to Reddithou and Henry Redditmin...
>>547052540you lost your money to a hooker
Yes, this is an scp.https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6159/offset/0
>>547053281Do they seriously expect anyone to read that russian text
>>547053380I've read the whole canon, it has it's highs and lows but it's not as bad as one would expect, it's pretty faggy so i warn you now, the author is a transformer, and the author of Pitch Haven. If anything the art is mostly well made.One of the stories is a Henry Kissinger hatefic basically.
>>547054401yeah it gave me vibes... also what the hell is henry Kissinger and pitch haven? haven't been in the scp fandom since ages
>>547053281After the Among Us and Trans Homestuck SCPS this does not shock me.
>>547054401>>547053281nigga I don't care I just want to plow the furry bitches
>>547053281>>547054401how did you stumble upon this?
>>547054401>SCP-6159-1: What do you mean, Adrian?>SCP-6159-2: Prim, you’re being held captive by a bunch of Nazis.>SCP-6159-1: No, they are not Nazis in this universe. That was the other one. The SKP. If they were, I would have killed them all like last time.>SCP-6159-2: I meant more in general, like, do these guys still use mentally handicapped death row inmates to talk to archdemons?>SCP-6159-1: That was ages ago. Their Ethics Committee has been slowly phasing out the need for the D-Class for the past few decades now. They actually release their inmates at the end of their term now.>SCP-6159-2: Pfft seriously? I doubt that.This is so profoundly terrible words can't even describe how bad it truly is
>>547055187try
>>547055187The author is a commie transformer so don't expect much, the artist is also a commie.They are fans of the gamers against weed canon.Read P is for pluto, it's the best story they have, and if you don't like it, fair enough.
>>547056430I'm just going to jerk off to the one that doesn't have zippertits and call it a day, I don't need to waste my time trying to read or understand whatever lore surrounds her
>>547056430>gamers against weed canon.summarize it
>>547056564Can't blame you my nigga, half the reason i read this is to jerk off.>>547056628>Gamers Against Weed are supporting antagonists in the SCP Foundation series. They are a loosely-organized network of anomalous individuals that produces anomalies for their own amusement and/or satirical purposes.>The group organizes almost exclusively over the internet, and has roughly forty members composed primarily of dispossessed or otherwise marginalized individuals aged fifteen to thirty in the Western hemisphere, possessing a variety of anomalous properties. Gamers Against Weed originated as a splinter of Are We Cool Yet? in 2013, though it appears to have largely abandoned the creation of anomalous art. While several GAW-produced anomalies pose serious threats to secrecy, the threat to human life has been minimal. The group seems to be aware of the SCP Foundation but is not actively hostile towards them.
>>547057932...right. this sounds like tumblr humor to me. man, this is just bad, I rather have the library or Marshall
>>547058301This is modern SCP sadly, and there's way worse canons that i have no idea why they weren't deleted. What i posted where some of the most tolerable to parse.
>>547059364scp was ruined by powerscalers and tumblr users,no joke, there were a few authors who put their scps in vs battle wiki
Honestly exeg should talk more about scp
>>547061225Then talk about SCP more yourself you braindead nigger monkeyAnd what's there to be honest about? Are you usually lying? You fucking retard
>>547062695someone woke on the wrong side of the bed today huh? sheesh
I need to fuck dumbie again
>>547062695Why are you always such a fucking bitch about everything?
What if George Floyd was a character in Sneedlem0use
>>547065306i would honestly and unironically and I hate to admit it but yeah I would love it and suck jojo's big toes
>>547061225>>547064832Why are you so stupid? You can talk about SCP, nobody's stopping you. But you don't and instead beg others to discuss SCP for you. Why? Because you're a retard. You will always be retarded, so you will always need to beg others to make up for your retardation
>>547065451How are you in such a shitty mood all the fucking time
>>547065576YOU DO IT TO MEYOU MAKE ME HURT YOU ALL OF THIS IS YOUR FAULT
>>547065845BOO HOO, FAGGOT. BOO HOO.
https://twitter.com/SqoonH2O/status/1990510970381480166>Deceiver porn? In 2025?It's more likely than you think!
>>547067269Why is it well animated
>>547065451use that energy to complain about the fags who are posting fag art insteadthanks
>>547065845>hurtnigga that's a mosquito bite at best
>>547065576Why can't you discuss SCP by yourself? Just admit you're stupid and will be always be stupid.
>>547065918It's YOUR FAULT!And hers too...Still it pains me to think I believed in you!Aw, shucks...
>>547080205>seething anger
>>547073469You're an asshole.
>>547085225I can stop being an asshole but you'll always be a retard
>>547088815You're an asshole 24/7 for no reason
>>546970319It's lowkey based Faker's fifth birthday was sharing ideas on paper. Super kino. OSF would never do something as troonkino as this
What if you wanted to eat creepypasta but it had too many carbs?
>>547096753I'm hosting an OSF QNA now just because of this
>>547100007Are there any plans to implement extra levels from rom hacks? I still think something like Jester's Challenge might be fun with X chasing you
>>547100794Not sure, I'll have to ask Jimmy about thatI also might not be able to answer a lot of these right now considering Sturm is trying to incite people to mass report my account to silence me because he's a milk-fed gimp cuckold slave bitch
>>547097930starve for a day
>>547101696then answer the questions later, paste them into a notepad or something
>>547100007Would it be possible to have "CD-quality" remakes for the regular zone tracks made? Could sound nice and pair well with the alter world music
>>547100007wjat's the in universe explanation for postman pat being there
>>547067442groomkino is part of /exeg/'s culture thoughEVER
Morning
Today, the jews WON
>>547116747no they didn't hatchers not suspended
>>547059465
I wish Hatcher would just shut the fuck up sometimes
>>547130956https://files.catbox.moe/xyxfbx.mp4
>>547130956>"HATCHERRRRR YOU NEED TO BE ACCEPTED BY CURSEBOYKISSER.BLUESKY.COM OR I WILL KILL MYSELF"
>>547136357Don't assume the worst. He's always right he's just an annoying FAGGOT
>>547136357It's not about being accepted. It's that he doesn't have any restraint and puts himself in retarded drama. He needs to focus on OSF rather than shitposting all the time.
>>547137581>Hatcher needs to focus on OSF even though he is focusing on OSF as proven by the sprite updates. I'm just saying he needs to not offend curseboykisser
>>547138090It's not his opinions that's the problem. Just because he's right doesn't mean he's not obnoxious.
>>547139260You're coming up with various ways to say "anything that makes the worst people imaginable mad is bad" without saying you care about what these people think. Why are you trying to tear down the one guy who's on your side? You are a traitor
>>547141632It's unprofessional. Ignore those people and let them eat themselves in their hubris
>>547141859It's fucking Sonic.exe. Who cares about professionalism? Just admit that whenever you could get some flack, you'll immediately tear down everybody on your side
>>547141632>this guy is right but fuck he is obnoxious I wish he spent his time better>YOU ARE A TRAITORnigger faggot?
>>547142259Yes because these posts are made when Hatcher gets flack, not when he initially makes them. If this retard really cared about professionalism, he wouldn't wait until after curseboykisser made a fit
>>547141632>Why are you trying to tear down the one guy who's on your side?Is criticism not allowed now?
>>547136357>>547138090doing tricks on it
>>547142427>>547142406
>>547142406this has been going on for a while now anon people have complained about it
>>547142574Are you a retarded pedophile? You're proving my point by showing another instance of niggers getting uppity after a post gets flack by twitter trannys, not when it's made
>>547142747People were complaining about it when it was made you nigger, he gets into these retarded slapfights daily that waste time. The issue is not who is going against and offending or some fag shit but him spending his time on this over game development
>>547143346You can't show an instance in which only /exeg/ people got pissy at a post. You are just throwing out various retarded arguments until you hope one sticks because you're so concerned about /exeg/'s reputation. You're like those guys who would whine about an edgy post here because it would cause the pedophile e-celebs like Jasper to leave, except you know not to admit that anymore
>>547142747>>547143713You're getting pissed because Hatcher is being criticized for being unprofessional. No one gives a shit that he's being mean. It's that he can't stop himself from constantly getting into fights with underages. This has been ongoing for some time.
>>547143713read my lips nigger tranny, i can give less of a shit about the reputation of this place because caring about that is retarded. i care for the game that i want to come out without one of the developers wasting his time on bullshit
>>547143878>YOU NEED TO BE PROFESSIONAL ABOUT SONIC.EXEOSF has rape jokes! It's already unprofessional to begin with. Also, why would you care about the tweets? Progress is being posted. Hell, whenever progress is posted, it gets less replies than e-celeb drama. You probably don't even know about the recent progress updates because you ignored themWhat I want to know is which Sonic.exe e-celeb you think exudes professionalism. Is it the ERPer? The tranny? The Discord cabalist? Which one?
>>547144253in that case we don't need to worry about hatcher. he's not the one at the coding wheel
>>547144509NONE OF THEM ARE you cock slurping faggot, the most basic shit people are asking is that he focuses more on that compared to retarded slapfightspeople just want more progress updates over this shit, is this too complex for your nigger brain to understand?
streets saying daemon got cucked
>>547145597you can't be serious
stop trying to protect your ego and work on the game fag
>>547145207There are progress updates, you nigger. You would know this if you checked the thread instead of throwing knives at your dick. You are just too tranny
>>547145673for real real
>>547151651>Zoomer "ARG"shitGo back to Troonsky
>>547154115Do you even like anything that isn't related to Sonic.exe?
>>547154238Of course not
>>547154238Do you like anything that isn't gay?
>>547154115>>547154238>>547154443
>>547154574I am the tractor while you are the pig
>>547155547the tractor broke and got sold for crack while I eat for 5 more yearsyou lost
>>547158042hatcher kill more underage kids on bluesky for me I need blood
>>547158219>underage kidsIsn't that an oxymoron?
>>547158042why is it blue
>>547158286the younger the better, the meat is softer
>>547158349idk to contrast with the blood better
>>547158445deceiverCHAD....
>>547159335fuck you hes unrelated
>>547158042how close are we to an update man
>>547160025god of war... god of pain... god of niggers... hog riddah
>>547160136>god of niggerskek
>>547158042How does it feel (You) got bitched out by a bunch of Xitterfags and Churgney Cuckney
Hatcher this is a nitpick but can you remove the sonic 2 jet engines from the tornado sprite
>>547162193no
>>547160124OSF will not be updated until somebody from here posts themselves beating OSF without using glitches
>>547162489):
>>547162489you're a fucking faggot
>>547162489Why?
>>547162193The tornado isn't going to be implemented in the way I intended it to be, mostly because everyone else on the team agreed that it would be unfun
>>547169913and you're a nigger!>>547170130because I don't care
Does OSF X know how to perform Dismantle?
>>547170258who's everyone else on the team? 1 nigga?
>>547170258>everyone else on the teamIsn't it just you, jimmy, and yokubofag?
>>547174238>>547174582OSF is a AAA game with 40 developers. Watch your tone, nigger
EXEtravaganza devs are raping daily yet nobody complains about their lack of progress
>>547174764Name them
>>547170258>t. The Cucked>R0J4N
>>547176071Ryan Ellis and his 39 goons
>Daemon is a cucked faggot and goons to AI porn on Discord with his 15 year old friendsAmazing way to start the day!
Rape victims complain about lack of discussion here yet they generate more posts over one post of e-celeb drama than a good creepypasta. Very interesting!
SoHas anyone found any interesting pastas on the wikis lately? Anything recent?
>>547182426Why don't you start?
Is OSF X capable of performing Black Flash?
>>547182480https://lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Unauthorized_Teletubbies_Roblox_GameSince this place likes roblox and teletubbies. Pretty short and has something to do with a drug cartel in Wyoming.
>>547183047This is the best you can comment on something? It's short and about something. Wow, real substantive comment. There's so much to discuss with your post
>adult creepypasta fans
>>547187507You were supposed to attach the gigachad pic
>>547185848Fuck off, I don't see you pulling up anything better. I'm not going to overanalyze a story that takes 2 minutes to read.
>>547188919>"say something a robot wouldn't say">"FUCK OFF, DUDE. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. YOU'RE ASKING ME TO WRITE A THESIS"
>>547189941There isn't a whole lot to talk about. It's a short roblox story with teletubbies I picked randomly about a game made by a bunch of schizo druggies. What I will say about the story is how unrealistic it is, with the game being banned because the admins do not give a shit what people make as long as it makes them money. The ending was on par with Mr.mix but worse because this "Solaris" character is painted like some figure to praise when it's just a baby sun recolor. It's unnecessary and doesn't even attempt to try and theorize what it is. It's just there to be cryptic and it fails because of the lack of buildup. And again, because it's too short to get invested in.
>>547191550Solaris?
>>547191671That's what the baby sun is called in the supposed Roblox game, yes.
Has anybody archived Nimbus' EXE Sound Test? The one that inspired Apocrypha>HG00S
>>547193347 (Me)If not then we might just wait for IHW to somehow show up
>>547193347This is the $360 soundtesthttps://soundcloud.com/hedgehog-sound-test
>>547193581How the fuck did you>RUHKY>How am I getting these Captchas
>>547193701
>>547176071jack kirby sakuraikakashi miyamotoizukauhhhh kojima
>>547188396That would create a contradiction and result in a black hole.
good night exeg, make sure to jerk off to children for me
>>547197751sure thing buddy!
>>547191671The Hylian Shield symbol?
>>547197265The average creepypasta rider is 6'8, bench presses 600, runs a sub 4 minute mile, and has a penis at least 30 inches long
>>547205461chuck norris hates creepypastas, and so do i
What if Ian Flynn rewrote a creepypasta and made it better?
Hatcher if you're here live with the fact that you're too pussy to say nigger
>>547209635Nigger
>>547174238The entirety of the IDF
>>547212653hatcher is a Mossad agent, that's why osf development is taking so long, he's too busy killing Muslims BASED
>>547211861Show OSF progress alongside the thread or you're not Hatcher
>>547214012okay i will open obs to record the new sprites being used in action aaaaaand it's gone.
Is Jeff the Killer a gamer?
>>547218590yeah i played roblox with him yesterdayraped a few kids here and therewas cool
>>546456671>the 13 yr old script kiddie and the scammer are the only ones right about everythingi hope this plays into the ARG
I've gotta a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day!
>>547218641eyeless jack would not type like that
did hatcher actually get cucked or is it word of mouth ? if yes prove that it happened
>>547223512Here's a tip: when somebody starts something with "my memory's a little foggy right now, but if I recall correctly..." then the following statement has a 80% chance of being a complete fabrication. If the statement ends with "this was awhile ago but I know a bunch of people who could back me up on it" then the odds go up to 95%
Worms Armageddon this weekend at 6pm pacific (02:00 utc)
>>547213976OSF development takes so long because I occasionally have an autistic spasm where I rewrite all the code and this will continue until OSF is running on the Commander Keen engine
What's OSF X's favorite Linux distro?Does he like....Xubuntu? Eh? Eh?
Concept art for OSFThis was originally meant for Scrap Brain Zone, being a ripoff of an idea Joe has for PC Port 2 Electric Boogaloo. However, after some careful consideration, we have decided that it would be better used in Labyrinth Zone as a water filtration machine that pushes out logs of literal shit, fitting better with the planned sewer theme.>Captcha: SPARX
>>547227780>This was originally meant for Scrap Brain Zone, being a ripoff of an idea Joe has for PC PortStop ripping off tranny ideas for your game retard
>>547227938JewNiggerBoi will never use this idea ever again, And we can't let that waste!
>>547227938I can't help it, it's too much fun!
>>547227938joe is a wagecuck not a tranny
>>547227780Don't you think you should try using your own ideas and not parody every single concept Joe has?
>>547226268artix but he breaks the install by deleting necesary files from time to time
>>547230519>OSF X hates systemdBased?
>>547158042>>547158349Updated the palette, do any of you guys have any ideas for what face should replace the one in the picture?
>>547231913X's stupid grin
>>547158042thoughts on Sonic Studio?
>>547231913Seeing that it's owl-themed for some reason, how about replacing it with the face of a vulture or a crow to make it look menacing.
>>547235831Not a fan of the artstyle, it's too blurry and "RTX" looking for my tastes. I think that the overall concept and the shit they've got done is really impressive though.
>>547236740every time I rewatch their Youtube videos I am reminded of the fact that there hasn't been a single progress update in over a year...
>>547219575context?
>>546359180hubba bubba.
>>546410031Fuck off.
>>546761757would.
>>546830921I'd rather play exe games where I can beat the brakes off the exe and save everyone because good endings should be earned rather than "ha ha this is my world. you will never win faggot. Now go fuck yourself because good endings are for retards."
>>546410031Rock on
>>547257569Your mother should have swallowed you
>>547258034My mother was trans and jumped off a bridge while pregnant with me which is why I am now a malformed and wicked nightcrawling chud creature
What if Sonic.exe realized his world was written by Ian Flynn and sought to overthrow his master?
What if OSF Ian Flynn told an engineering team to make an illegal pill that would cause an OSF X clone to hatch and burrow out of whoever swallowed one, gave one to a pregnant mother, and they revealed the method to make this at an event with many attendees, causing them to all be killed by the OSF X clones, the aforementioned pregnant mother having her child eaten by the OSF X that spawned inside her before it burrowed out, and the World Government had to step in to kill any survivors for knowing too much, causing the fall of an entire corporation as a result, where only OSF Ian Flynn and his grandson OSF Sturm survived?
>>547258521Do you by some chance have sand manipulation
>>547223174do you know me personalyy? noo? then shut up
>>547225980you should make it run on real hardware
>>547248957Hi Phantasm how's that Valentino rape fanfic coming along
>>547271231What if OSF X was a guest at the Hazbin Hotel?
>>547271231bet your excited for it huh?
>>547272576Is osf x a demon or some autistic "void" alien
>>547278017worse, he's the reincarnation of Muhammad
I pinged exegarbage.lol to test the network of my Gentoo installation so it's still useful
okay?
>>547283216Do you still want it removed from the OP or not
What if Sean Combs bought the rights to ShutUpJojo and renamed Needlem0use to Diddym0use?
>>547283943fotm
>>547278017He's a demon
What if Shayy.exe was a playtester for Sonic Prototype?
>>547287043bro knows literal whos
>>547287043you're only exposing yourself by bringing up e-celebs hardly anyone here knows.
>>547283216why do you enjoy wasting years of your life waiting for things to compile
I'm liking how this is coming along
>>547292683Is alterworld LZ a sewer?
>>547293317yes
>>547293359what about scrap brain? is the alterworld version a SH factory or something else?
>>547293359That's a surprisingly cool idea. a sewer theme for alterworld LZ never really crossed my mind until now.
>>547278017
>>547293596It might be thishttps://x.com/DaemonHatcher/status/1963633906042683714
>>547288238If a program can't compile in less than thirty seconds then it's not worth running!
Top ten 67 moments in creepypasta, GO!
>>547301567Sonic.exe killing TailsSonic.exe killing KnucklesSonic.exe killing Eggman Sonic.exe killing AmySonic.exe killing CreamSonic.exe killing SallyOld Sonic.exe killing TailsOld Sonic.exe killing KnucklesOld Sonic.exe killing EggmanTall Sonic.exe killing TailsTall Sonic.exe killing Knuckles Tall Sonic.exe killing EggmanTall Sonic.exe killing Metal Sonic Mario.exe killing LuigiBoyfriend challenging Sonic.exe to a rap battleOK someone else can finish these are my contributions
>>547302464Now name one that isn't exe related. It cannot have either sonic, mario, or fnf attached to it.
>>547303450NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! AGAGAGAGAGGAAAHHHH
>>547301567>>547303450jeff the killer getting covered in a thing of bleach
>>547303450UhhhhhhhUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGodzilla raping against Redkiller
>>547303450DDR Pokemon.exeDDR Tails.exeDDR Luigi.exeDDR Bowser.exeDDR Knuckles.exe
>>547307261DDRDDRDIDN'T BOTHER TO HIDE ITDDR
>>547307261YOU LOST THE GAME, BITCH
>>547307606>>547307914DDR is a real rhythm game you casual secondary funkshitters
>>547307606LOSE! LOSE! LOSE! LOSE! LOSE! LOSE!
I have an idea.Poorly summarize a random creepypasta and see if anyone knows what it is
>>547315268the worst thing ever written
>>547316196Chaotix 0111
>>547317308Wrong! The answer's Shillbones
>>547317997I thought we got rid of the Rayuko schizos
>>547317997there is no creepypasta by the name of "shillbones" so you're gay and retarded
>>547319968five nights at epstein's island
>>547319968fixed
>>547321139>NonsieDollJust the name alone tells me this person is a massive faggot
The good thing about all this e-celeb drama is it'll hopefully bring a few 2022-minded micro e-celebsThese guys will bring their reference sheet here. They will get called nigger. They will then leave or develop the kind of parasocial relationship with this place only somebody molested would develop. In the five seconds between them getting called nigger and them leaving, it'll be like 2022 /exeg/!
>>547322591whats your favorite e-celeb? mine is nicolas cage
>>5473230311. Mel Gibson2. Brad Pitt3. Walter Matthau4. Michael Caine5. Clint Eastwood
What if Fingerbones played Dance Dance Revolution and destroyed the competition but then he was called Shillbones and that shattered his ego?
>>547325791joe swanson
ATTENTION ALL NORMALS:Ian Flynn's gonna be doing an /exeg/ Q&A next week. He said he's very excited to show the Sonic.exe comic he's been working on and to get some feedback on it
>>547328728nigga its already out you are slow as fuckits called Sonic Executionthe future is now old man
>>547328728What is this thread's obsession with Ian Flynn like what did I even miss
>>547330436...i have no clue, possibly sth tourists trying to dirty our exeg waters like usual
>>547330496That might actually be the most likely reason
>>547330436The Ian Flynn menace must be TERMINATED. These VERMIN are infesting our streets with their Flynnian lingo. They need to be stomped out like the bugs they are and throw into the trash bin of history
>>547328728>>547330571Samefagging?
>>547330685You think I would play both sides, ensuring that no matter the outcome, I come out on top? No, I wouldn't do something that intelligent
>>547330720you would have to be jewish to do that, and I have known you since childhood, and we touched tips, and it didn't look circumcised, and and and
Let's write a creepypasta right now. Instead of doing it word-by-word, we're gonna reply to this post with an element it'll have. I'll start:The creepypasta DOES NOT begin with the protagonist saying he loves a franchise
>>547331340FIne, i'l start. Ahem:>Maman died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know. I got a telegram from the home: "Mother deceased. Funeral tomorrow. Faithfully yours."That doesn't mean anything. Maybe it was yesterday.
>>547331548>One thing I never understood about her is that she was always a big fan of IDW Sonic. It was a surprise to most people, considering she was senile and living in a retirement home. Every month, she'd call me and talk about Ian Flynn and what he was up to on the BumbleKast. I'd never paid any mind to it until now, when I saw a small plush toy of Tangle the Lemur tucked away inside of a broom closet in the hallway across from the room where her funeral would be held.
>>547333264fuck>The old people's home is at Marengo, about eighty kilometers from Algiers, I'll take the two o'clock bus and get there in the afternoon. That way I can be there for the vigil and come back tomorrow night. I asked my boss for two days off and there was no way he was going to refuse me with an excuse like that. But he wasn't too happy about it. I even said, "It's not my fault." He didn't say anything. Then I thought I shouldn't have said that. After all, I didn't have anything to apologize for. He's the one who should have offered his condolences. But he probably will day after tomorrow, when he sees I'm in mourning. For now, it's almost as if Maman weren't dead. After the funeral, though, the case will be closed, and everything will have a more official feel to it.
(You) are all faggots
>>547339743yeah fag this is exeg not the white housenow bake new bread bitch
>>547333798>I hope they don't expect me to give a eulogy since I'm cripplingly autistic and will find it hard to not mention how she raped me
>>547333264>>547328728The sooner you stop being obsessed with e-celebs, the sooner this general improves
>>547340451>>547345657>>547345657It's up
>>547345740Cool.
>>547345740Nice.
