>>546551110>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing>galleryhttps://files.riichi.moe/mjg/oc/tourneys/arts%20and%20crafts%206/
>yeah bro just slap roses.jpg on his shirt
>>546640285>nyagger plus six literally whosshiroko-7.png
>>546640325Reminder that the funds were provided by riichi shitty
>>546640404Surely you can recognize Asapin at least
Chanta? More like shan'ta.
>names
>the final villain of tohai is ASAPIN but evil
>>546640089
nyaaaaaaaaaaaa~
>>546640089>>546640873I JUST realized the background is the one from the emote... I thought it was supposed to be something randomly aesthetic
大家一起nyanya
>>546640470Really?
>>546640930You forgot your soundpost.Don't worry, I got your back.
nyaaaaa!
>>546641046Sadly this isn't even in the top three most annoying sound files in the game.
>>546640774
>>546641065Huggies for all the anons that own nyagger in this thread!
>>546641065Imagine hugging her so tight you break her fragile little whore neck. It would be so funny. Hahaha...
>>546641367You forgot your kekeguri.
I think you forgot something mortal.
>>546641994vast majority of cases you don't get ssk here so just take the pure acceptance
>>546641994your pon of haku that gets you the same value?
>>546641165
>>546642738lol
Majsoul Friends Room 34954(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34954no tips dama arihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96jp3zgT0R0
>>546643821Good room themeWould join if I wasn't watching Tohai
What would you discard?
>>5466440351z
>>5466440359m.Fuck chanta.
>>5466441245z*
>>546644035obvious haku to maintain chanta sansh->RON>KOKUSHI MUSOU>YONMANHAASEN
>>5466438213/4
>>5466440356m hard force chanta or nothing.
>>5466440359mPlay safe and attempt to just move the game along with ssk/yakuhai
THEY KILLED KEI IN TOHAI???
>>546645181>spoilers
The ending of Touhai SUCKS
>>546645260Don't post the livestream feed from the summer camp
>>546645260Me and my captain
wait, tohai was on my backlog, i was totally gonna watch it someday...
>>546640774ASAPIN but he quit mahjong and gachas and took care of his kid and never got divorced?
>>546645498The entirety of Tohai is free on YouTube, subbed. It couldn't be easier to watch.If you haven't finished it yet, you never were going to.
>>546644035South 3 your 1st trying to defend against the hag across from you. Dog is 3rd trying to avoid entering South 4 in 4th. Ideally you want to feed the dog here while keeping a hand you can fold with against the dealer so chanta is ideal. South and haku speed up your hand so discard 6m and let yourself leak middle tiles to the dog as you play the hand aiming for chanta/yakuhai/ssk. I would advise against ponning north if it comes out early the gap to the hag across from you is enough that you should prirotize defence.
>>546645382Why did you beat him up?
>>546645656>he watched wrong subs
>>546645965>old maidHag is only 30 she is not old.
>watching riichi shitty coded anime
leechee sneedy
ichy feety
sneedy chucky
hleechey
>>546646937Huhlon
Why did Kirara buy tickets for a night out?She wanted to see a ROCK SHOW, ROCK SHOW!
>>546647049Ai my beloved hag
>>546647049>>546647261This is literally Miki Nikaidou.
>>546647162
>>546647360miki wins are few and far between but just this once ill admit that at least she doesnt look quite this bad.
Do Ichihime and Hag even have any canonical relationship?
>>546648000according to miki's bond vn they're best friends
>>546648082miki thinks they're best friendsnyagger doesn't think about her at all
"Miki" is a bit too cute of a name for an old lady.
>>546648131That's only because cat stops thinking about anything when Miki pulls out the laser pointer.
What a beautiful story
Cats are just assholes.Hag game.Hag general.Hag world.
What a
>only good emote is a cat face that requires bondReally makes you think
>>546648471Based
Room, please.Make it default rules.
>Miki, 24, hag>Steve, 26, not a hagWhat gives?
>>546648806Steve hangs out with kids
>>546648806It’s about the mental age
>>546648806Steve is mentally an 8th grader
Would an 8th grader do this?https://mjgbooru.com/post/5898
>>546649042I would an 8th grader
>>546649042Usually it's a priest and not a nun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FcS5iHYnoIThis is my first time knowing that JP MJS was doing this kind of series>mahjong
>>546637073https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/102672461/16
The pros have bot like stats in Jade
>>546651085https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/71937449/12
It's that simple.
>>546651365>BookGOD is an M1 looper
>>546651365He can’t adapt to the 4th avoidance …
>>546651365cmon...buy it...i know you want to...by le book...
Watch Tohai.
>>546651365Only 66 matches, could be a bad luck streak.
uzaku is the most egregious example, literally an expertkek
After the creepy uncle mod broke Janekeks haven't been able to stalk people
>>546652112What's his account?
>>546652278PenisLover69.
>>546643821GGs
>>546643821ggs
>>546643821gg
Tomboy SEX
>>546652862
>>546652121Xloppy xex xith Xenia!Xod, x xant xo xlap xlap xlap xer xss!
>>546643821GG, thanks for the kanful gamesVery funny rinshan nomi
>>546653006Why are brown 2d girls so irresistible?
>>546626097>8% riichi rate in houou>over 60000 hanchanshttps://nodocchi.moe/tenhoulog/#!&name=%E3%82%8B%E3%82%93(pafe)
>>546653550He just loves mahjong.
>>546653834then why does he hate riichi
>>546653914Cheap headstart riichi is dishonorable
can you imagine owning amae koromoimagine being able to use amaekoromo-0 in a friendlyyou'd probably be the most popular anon ever
>>546654139Her twin sister is better anyway
>>546654139Parents legally own their Kodomo until they're 18 so you just need to find a Mikoe to own a Kodomo.
How to open a door - Finnish instructional video from 1979 cynthia-7.png
>>546655636
>>546648275She's 19.
>>546655636>Recette having to pay her debt with her body
>>546648806She is so cool her coolness bends the time-continuum.
>>546651365Is he actually a shitter?
>>546652121Creepy Uncle broke a long time ago, plus Jane had abilities beyond that mod.
>>546656110wrong
>>546652121The what?Can you elaborate?
>>546656192Nope, I'm right. It sucks being the only one above 90 IQ in /mjg/.
>>546656275Oh, mighty 90+ IQ anon, can you enlighten us about things that you are so wise on?
Picture related is literally me. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
My IQ is about 90, it sits at 92
>>546656110>>546656192WHATWHAT FUCKING UNCLEWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE JANEKEK
>>546656709but it says you have 94 iq next to your file name
>>546656709oh yeah? well mine is 93
>>546656439Honors are genbutsu.
>ask questions about things you need a 1000 yers lurking background to know>don't get spoonfed/mjg/... declined...
>>546656886How fucking new are you that you never visited the repo?
>>546656983>"anon just check the repo and figure everything out"But I'm tech illiterate, and I mostly don't need tools that aren't books or videos or playing mahjong...
I shidded my pant
>>546656886Me. I'm the Uncle.
What the fuck is a reddit fetish.
>>546657386basically everything but NTR and feett. /mjg/
>>546656058no he's just really unlucky on his riichis 4% less wins 5% more deal ins after the declaration tile.
>>546657386What's your fetish? Whatever it is, it's reddit.
>>546656886uncle mutton
>>546657469But NTR and feet are the most plebbit fetishes?
>>546657386"sapiosexuals"
Why are there so many mods to enable stalking in the repo?
>>546656886>>546657072its a mod for mjs+ that lets you visit player profiles from old logs, ranked or otherwise it doesnt work anymore atleast hasnt since league 5 because thats the last time i used it
>>546657924Stalking is good when it exposes bad actors.
>>546658182Like who? Anons joining /jong/ rooms?
Need a detective mod
>>546658247Surely you've seen the spreadsheets.
>>546573324VOD/mjg/ Arts and Crafts 6 - Quarter-Finals - Group Dhttps://youtu.be/-zI7KHCWGy8
>>546658397It's still stalking, and creepy desu.
>>546658397Imma kill you of you share them outside of the dedicated IRC server nigger
>>546658421sheentia the semifinals are starting in like 15 minutes
everything is reddit nowadays according to you
>>546658604So spoke le reddit cat.
>>546658604My fetishes are so not reddit, it's saddening.I wish they were more common so I could discuss them with people.
>>546658604>ichihime the reddit
>>546658923it has a subreddit 100%
reddit has a mahjong community which means mahjong is reddit
The purpose of this project is to provide people with a convenient way to real-time understand their performance in Mahjong game matches and to learn and improve from it.
My favorite mahjong community will always be /mjg/.
Reddit? Why, that's my favourite website!
>>546659512masaka... steve would never...
>>546658421jesus fucking christ i almost thought you keyed in the scores wrong for the first gamethen the hag struck
telly doko
>>546659512steddit stedditor
>>546659512giyui is definitely the most reddit jyanshi. 100% sure she is their favorite because they secretly wanna lust after a JK but wanna be politically correct
>>546659913TO can't streamdo the needful
>>546656058ok nvm wtf is this shit matsumoto it's ippatsu in all last
>>546660113SOUL
>>546660113he must have a bad case of underestimating jade roomers
I can strim if nobody else will.
>>546660369no one is strimming
>>546660369
>Gonzo had a genga for Saki's bare butt What did they mean by this
ez sweep
How do you check someone's account without amae or a friend page?
>double red hag tablewhat the fuckthat's rare
WHERE STRIM
>>546660974open majsoulfind tourneyclick watch
>>546661093I need my ESL mumbling.
>2 nyaggers vs 2 red hagsthis would be so kino with a stream
STREAM FUCKING DOKO
stream koko!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npp8ZrHnHa8
https://videos.shmalls.pw/w/bpieS4vJRMG5mHhFC1ajNAEmergency stream
>>546662448nigga I aint clicking that shit
>>546662448what the fuck is this site? use twitch or jewtube like a normal person
please stop warning everyone you have a haneman riichi with this emote
>>546662448>ESL ASMR
Bravo TOkeks.
>>546662794Doing it while riichi who cares. Doing it while dama however is extra based
>>546662448Your voice is too low.
ronchiiretard what did he mean by this
>>5466419947p is better in the wall
doesn't it suck that there's only 1 winner per tourney?top 3 should get their names remembered on the repo
>>546662448Oh god yes that's the stuff right there.
>>546662448Please record and send to TO or upload to Youtube and post a link after strimthank you very mucha non
>>546663305No one remembers second place, sorry bud
This is an emergency /mjg/ broadcast.Do not chase kokushi from 9 terminals.
>low audio>no chat>need to make an account to commentBravoBravoooooooo
>>546663514I will do it anyway
>that one doujin where retard master catches you fucking kinue
>>546663765Never chat in any stream chat in the thread name nigger
>>546663881Saki had some great doujin creatorsNew season will bring a new generation to make Saki doujinshi once it happens
LETS GO NYAGGERS
>>546664009Learn how to use commas, ESLretard.
>>546664246Slut!
>>546664548He only needed one comma so why would he need to learn multiple?
ESLkeks...
>>546664757its two.>>546664009>Never chat, in any stream chat in the thread name, nigger.
>>546664618Toki would just know she started early
>>546660113He said before on stream that he plays Jade like he would play in M-League and doesn't worry about last place avoidance. Under tournament rules this would be a reasonable push as dealerI don't think he cares too much about ranking up either since he only seems to play ranked while streaming
ESL board (bored).
>>546664990S,top, tro,lling, fag,gus.
>>546664990He is saying "name nigger", why would there be a comma after the adjective? You don't even speak my language as your first so stop trying to correct people with your incorrect ideas.
>genuine retard taking the baitBravo
>>546665329>merely pretendingNot any brighter, are we?
meds
Is the Saki thread on /u/ also /mjg/ territory?
odds: bad financial decisionevens: good financial decision0: both
>>546665329Yeah? Well you're a genuine dick sucker
>>546665609the /u/ thread predates /mjg/ by a decade the least, /mjg/ is a zoomer general compared to the rich past of the Saki thread
>>546665609No, we hate Sucki here.
Where is my Higurashi collab
>>546665880Sealed.
>>546665804Sir it's an /a/c/u/h/fit/ck/jp/lit/int/mu/m/tg/vg/fa/x/sci/g/i/p/o/n/out/his/ general
>>546665616Dump everything into gold.
>>546666191Wrong decision but duly noted
Add your work to mjgbooru.com
>>546666303hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>546666303Add it for me. I'm the famous artist.
>>546666371
>>546665961/tv/ bros we are too big for this place
>>546666303add it for me, half of my shitty emote edits made it there without me doing it
>>546665619
why do you niggers always find the worst sites to stream in?
this fucking cat literally only knows sanshoku is a yaku
>>546666278That's the good financial decision though
>m1 cat is close to being overtaken by one of the hags
>>546667241Tell me a good pie to make that is positive EV I don't know shit about investment.
>>546667491All of your savings. Gold.
chat is broken, ggs nya!
>>546667241I didn't say it was a bad decisionI said it was the wrong decision
soup cope roomMajsoul Friends Room 91280(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91280don't mind the >name i just sacrificed it in an occultic ritual for more flow
TOTAL NYAGGER DOMINANCE NYA
>>546667592GGs, redhagbros we'll get them next time.
>>5466681643/4also ggs tourney bros
>>546668196i just watched a nyagger who never folded eat 3 mangans in a row
it me buy
>>546668164started
>>546664246sexy jk...
>>546662448https://videos.shmalls.pw/w/bpieS4vJRMG5mHhFC1ajNAVOD
>>546669278Soon to be lost media
Here, someone dropped this.
>>546670172
>>546670172She is a bit young better throw her back.
>>546670172I want the brown one
>>546668164GG, thanks for the cope room.
>>5466681643/4 again
>>546658604no>gore>vore>doxx>fun>cp>loli>free download.exe>3internet is reddit with 4chan flavor these days
I'm at work
>>546668164started again
>>546670172sex with bazett
>>546670172Why would a child wear panties like this?
Morimiya Middle School Shooting
Motto takamete hatenaku kokoro no oku madeAnata dake ga tsukaeru tekunikku deTokashitsukushiteHonnou uzumaku sanaka ni ochiteku tokimekiKoyoi dake no yume odoru wa hageshiku
>>546675936wrong
>>546672152>most basic panties everI was wearing those too at her age
>>546675936>romaji romaji romajiyeah i totally get this
>>546668164well souped
>>546668164gg
>>546668164GGs
Are you ready?I'm lady!始めようやれば出来るきっと絶対私 Number 1!
We HATE soup in this general.
>>546676612I love you too, Sheentia.
HE will never win the upcoming semifinal match.
>>546676612Go watch some TV instead of spouting nonsense like that or I will beat you up.
>>546676096NANI?!! A-A G-G-GIRL?!!!
>middle two rows have won every single finals match so far
>>546676096heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cuties!
>>546676943Yes, proudly
Never mind. Pretend that I never posted that.
>>546677041TO making a 2nd A&C entry
For me are these
>>546677041call off the fucking tourneyTO is rigging ithe is literally rigging it in broad daylight
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>546677538Woah hey...
>>546677538I really don't like the big nipple
>>546677719You’ll understand when you get older
>>546677719what's wrong with fat suckable pepperonis
>>546677538
>>546677719are you gay, son?
>>546677538I really like the big nipples
>>546677538hag love
can using majsoul plus get you banned? not gonna cheat with it just want some of the nice to haves like every costume
>>546677538Imagine yostar releasing a magcal cake line of costumes some day.
>>546676612
>>546678839nothat one mod has been broken since ages
>>546678847Is this real???
>>546678932damn that sucks. this game is too god damn expensive
That's it, I'm calling Koito-sama.
K-koito-sama not me! You have to beat them!
Shouldn't have talked shit about soup.
>>546679015Those servers aren't going to pay for themselves.
its fine i will protect you sheentiaHANDS OFF MY HOES NIGGA SCRAM!
>>546679727Joseph would never protect Cynthia from his best-paying customer.
>germ anus
>>546679807how does a third rate junior idol get so much disposable money?
>>546678839>can using majsoul plus get you banned?Potentially. Yostar knows that you're using it according to the project author. There have been crackdowns on people using MJS+ before, but it seemed like it was for people who were using cheat and unlock all mods.
>>546679685I wonder how much money the spend on servers. Probably a few thousand bucks every month?
>>546681204
>>to whom it may concern
>>546678847are you going to eat that?
>>546681204>>546681413
>>546681204>>546681413>>546681708
>>546681204>>546681413>>546681708>>546681881
>>546681567kek
Remember me?
>>546682129I honestly can't remember what this character did in their own show
>>546681204>>546681413>>546681708>>546681881>>546681964
>>546682220She popularized boba tea worldwide.
>>546682129
the sleeper agents are activating
>>546682129My hotheaded wife
>>546682220>>546682129booobs
>>546682967puffy
I've never watched code gay ass, and I never will.The MJS emotes are good, though.
>>546683732didn't read lol
>>546682967Yuzu, Nyagger, bunbun?
I love women
>>546683783>>546665619
Just a standard hanchan.Majsoul Friends Room 82639(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82639Room Theme: https://youtu.be/vqGz0vNI0FU
>Yuri
>>546684848>no cat torture story
>>546684848Started.
finished unteralterbach. It was a lot better than I expected. Probably better if one can speak german though, I'll always love maja.
>>546684848could only stay for one.back to 3/4gg
>>5466848483/4 again.
>>546684848Started again.
>>546687542it's been awhile since I played it but I felt like they front loaded the best scenes and I was more interested in the comedy towards the end, OST had some bangers too
>>546684848gege bros
>>546684848Time for dinner, thank you for playing, gg.
>>546684848gg, thanks for the fun game
>>546684848GGs
new steve outfit soon
>>546691730You had your fun, Eve. To be Frank i grow bored of you.
they're going to start announcing the new halloween batch today to make up for the collab overlap...right?
>>546692061No. They're NEVER EVER rerunning those outfits.
>>546692061It's gonna be Thanksgiving outfits, you're getting injun miko and some male you've never heard of in a pilgrim outfit.
>>546692061>halloweenyou realize this can literally never be celebrated in an asian country ever again?
>>546693854qrd?
Is there even any good halloween outfit? All I can think of is Elisa's.
>>546693912korea
>>546687542that game made a pedophilefuck whoever recommended it in a random thread years ago, I want my innocence back
>>546693963>give her a chainsaw>"yep it's a halloween outfit"It sucks
>>546694052you just had an awakening, like a latent proclivity waiting to be discovered
>>546687542>>546694052what the fuck is wrong with you. this looks like the sloppiest slop ever slopped out
>>546694040What the fuck did they do this time?
>>546694679an untarnished mind might never be able to comprehend
>>546694880This was a pretty big deal a couple years back. I guess only that one anon really keeps up to date with the new.
>>546693963
>>546693963Idol
>>546694203Underboob?
>>546693963most of them are pretty decent. it's just the male ones that are bad, especially ein and the glasses guy where they're just hobos. probably the worst skins in the game apart from when they're just naked in the hot springs
>>546694979Korea gets up to dumb shit with stupendous frequency, trying to keep up with it is an exercise in futility.
So true Asapinhttps://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/1989861208183447880
>>546695402I prefer the ninja's
>>546695548I guess you're right. Anyway, I think anon is referring to the Korean crush in halloween where alot of people died some years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seoul_Halloween_crowd_crush
Is this achievable natty?
>>546696581sample size?
>>546696581I can probably do that if I make a smurf
>>546696581
>>546696616tree fiddy
>>546696241
>>546696658You can't do that against fearless bronze chinks
>>546697000nah id win
>>54669661660 games.
>>546697000They may be fearless but they also have no idea how to not chase a no yaku hadaka tanki hand.
>>5466973942025 novicelads are 2022 masterkeks.
>>546696581not in Silver rooms no
>deal into haneman in east 1>deal into low value hand in east 2>end in first place with the people I dealt into in 3rd and 4th thanks roning a riichii-pinfu-sanshoku hand and an all triplets hand off of them in east 4Revenge is sweetand kudos to the angel in 2nd place with 25000 points who folded all game
>"how to turn this trashy hand into an epic win">it's a perfectly good handFuck you, Mr. Feng
>>546699130Buy an ad
>>546699181Go back
>>546699130Are Singaporeans the Jews of SEA?
>>546640325There are actual shirts like this IRL dude
>>546699130>how to turn this easy win into a retarded rinshan nomi
>>546699130No one here watches western mahjong "players"
Break'n A Sweat (Zedd Remix)
>>546700504yeah that'd mean wanting to actually study and improve like they do
>>546700675What am I supposed to learn from a bunch of Masterkeks
generally you'd want to watch someone significantly better than you to improve
>>546700848i'm sure 8d isn't good enough for /mjg/
There are no players significantly better than me, I have to improve by watching worse players and learning what not to do.
>>546700914Why is he struggling in Jade? https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/120111183/12
Seriously quit replying to yourself and buy an ad
Experts I'm coming home
Is it possible to reach the top without losing your mahjong soul?
>>546701487no. If your beyond master 1 you had to comprimise. The only way to keep your soul is to play IRL or win tournaments where rank means nothing
We don't want you back. You people looping back to gold are why I'm hardstuck kekspert 3.
>>546701487Define "soul".
>>546701662no dama
>>546700675I've already solved mahjong
Translators note: Soul means retarded.
>>546701662What you feel instead of what you know. What you FEEL instead of "well this is more efficient". WHAT YOU FEEEEEEEEEL instead of "I want to do this but this play is more logical".
But when I feel a tile is dangerous it always is
The idea of playing "by feel" is retarded when you take a second to think about it.
Sometimes I have an occultic insight that a tile is dangerous but I have to deal it anyway because the flow is asking me to deal in right now.
Dealing in being +EV is a massive cope
>>546701997Then yeah.Plenty of anons play by feel and make it to saint.
I just cut what the program tells me to
wtf is this rerun it's just Ransei's ass again
>>546702225Don't bother naming one because it isn't true anyway. Though I'm sure you can't control yourself.
Only one guy at this table runs the celestial tablecloth
>>546702451Anon, if you play by feel and your feels aren't logical, that just means you are retarded.Plenty of anons were born smarter than you, so it's in their soul's path to reach the top.Have you ever considered that you hold the soul of a retard so you deserve the mud?
>>546702187Pushing is +EV part, not dealing in. You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>546702451Mendleson
>>546702451Mortalman
>>546702630Noooo you have all the dora accounted for and your hand is worth fake mangan so you must pooooosh even though your know the tile deals in 100%
>>546702570>born smarterNot that anon but saying shit like this is like this is ultra retard. An excuse because you decided to not spend the time or apply yourself in a certain discipline. Dont copout like that anon.
>>546702849You don't know it deals in 100% though. Within the catbox of mahjong, there is a future where your live 5s passes and your great manly gamble is rewarded with victory.
I am grateful I was born not Indian.
playing "by feel" is just internalizing what you've learned
It's called playing by experience
>>546702849I mean yeah pretty much, you don't know if a tile deals in or not because mahjong is a game of imperfect information. Betaori is always -EV by the way.
Ifoldwater
>>546703878that was just bad
Icantdrinkjongwater
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjongyuzu-888.png
>>546702849>you know the tile deals in 100%You never do.
wwyd?
I have to go on a cut and can handle myself in a kitchen. Recommend me your best diet recipes /mjg/.
>>5467041941p
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>>5467041949m without questionMaybe 1p if we go by full symmetry
>>546704194Why is the 1p like that?
>>546704431maybe her butt hurts
>>546704285Tirzepatide microdosing and chicken burritos
>>546704159M-league can't do this, we've got telly in half an hour!
>>546704395Ton.And I also forgot why the 1p answer is correct.It's clearly ton.
>>546704285Cutting down from 5 burgers a day to 4
>>5467046701p has full symmetryI believe the anime added the X in the middle to make it more obvious
>>546704670It's the only tile that's the same flipped upside down
>>546704647>M-leagueAnon this is an NPM tournament
>>546704848>I believe the anime added the X in the middle to make it more obvioushow does that make it more obviousthere's a lot of x's in s2, because muh symbolism
>>5467048936p?
>>546705063The colors of the dots
>>546705123Actually the spacing too
>>546704848>>546704893>arbitrary selection bias over another arbitrary selection biasIt's still ton.
>>546704805but what about second burgerfast?
>>546704285>Chop up a bunch of vegetables>Toss into a big lasagna pan with salt, pepper, and just a splash of white vinegar>Throw some frozen chicken breasts on top>Rub some salt and pepper and a little olive oil on the chicken breasts>Bake at 350 for a 60-80 minutes>There will be a bunch of vegetable juice in the pan, you can strain it and save it for use as broth later, or you can put it and the vegetables into a big wok and braise it on the stovetop until it's all evaporated.>Wa la, chicken and vegetables.>Don't forget to take a pic, shoop a 1p on it, and submit it to A&C next year.
>>546704285I've seen that not having money to buy food helps on losing weight
>>546705298It's a logic question that you should be able to solve without mahjong knowledgeTon is only correct if you have mahjong knowledge that poisons your bias
>>546706096Ton because it's the only one in black and white. Your response?
>>546704285chicken breast wrapsdiced chicken breast on high heat in thin layer of oil, salt garlic and italian seasoninglow carb tortillas ~50 kcal each sometime sold as 'keto'make sauce with greek yogurt, cumin, and lemon juiceadd as much chopped romaine and cherry tomatoes as you can handle .. pickled beets go wellsometimes just eat the chicken+tortilla with hot sauce..
>>546706386Black and white as a solution fails because colorblinds cannot solve it then
>>546704285Mahjong tiles and riichi sticks marinated in BBQ sauce
Just eat less pussy
I came DSVR-1846
Thanks anons. It looks like there's no running away from chicken breasts and diabeetus meds
eat chicken thighs insteadthe calorie increase is nothing compared to how much better they taste
just jerk off the calories
>>546706096>mahjong shaped question>if you know mahjong you get the wrong answerWow...
>>546701359I have spotted a bunch of deranks in my friends list this past month or so. Yostar is rigging the game against us.
>>546704285i just eat whatever protein I wanted cooked how I want and around 1kg of homemade greek salad with low calorie feta
oi m8 where's mah fookin telly
no telly NO QUEUE
>>546707229>anon that was M2 is now E1>anon that was M3 is now Adept 3Fucked up, seriously.
Fine, I'll just click the watch button in-game and say "oh no no no" myself.
>>546707294>>546707341>>546707662Stream it yourself!!
>>546707770I am streaming it to myself.cynthia-3.png
>>546707179That's the point, you need to think outside of the boxLow IQs DNI
>>546707770no YOU STREAM IT YOURSELF
>bringing the grand gallery title to the tourney
watch THIS stream*pees*
It's an Aru SWEEP
I'm from 5 minutes in the future. Aru choked the lead.
>>546708492never mind he's retarded
>>546708618never mind he's so fvcking back
>>546707879>outside of the box thinking is when I make dumb shit up on the go and someone else agreesYeah, ok.
>>546708871Just admit you couldn't figure it outNot everyone is destined to be the new Einstein
sic semper damatards
>>546708993I couldn't figure out the answer I consider to be wrong, I have no shame in admitting that.
Holy mutsukiTARD
>>546709261That's a step in the right directionWith enough perseverance you will graduate 4th grade in no time
>>546709379Then what? Fuck off retard, 4th grade is enough.
>get sanmenchan on your dealer turn>dama for no reason>shimocha riichis and you have to fold like a cuckWhat was his plan?
sanmenchan jobbing is just an /mjg/ memeslam the shiny button
>>546709421I didn't say you need to go further but graduating 4th grade is the least you should do.
>>546709432He's throwing the game on purpose. They're obviously colluding. TO, disqualify both of them.
>>546709501No, it isn't.I'm fine.
>>546709432do you know what furiten is
Oya riichi would have made fuji fold and then he would have gained points at ryukoku instead of losing them.
>>546709702Furiten riichi on sanmenchan is +ev
>>546709803when was the last time anons folded to riichi
>>546709957Mutsuki did just now when Fuji riichi'd.
>>546710015Nobody cares about baggot niggers
>>546710015a single anon in an entire tourney folding to riichi is not representative data
>>546709702a state of mind
>>546710102The post answered the question.
>>546710102What are you talking about? There have been numerous folds against riichi this tourney. If anything the average /mjg/ger is more cowardly than the average ranked player.
>>546710240Are you autistic and can't understand language cues?
>>546710347Are you a pissbaby faggot?
>>546710448I'll take that as a yes.
>>546710102what did he mean by this
doko
Aru is supposed to be retarded, TO take away his uma for soullessness.
>>546710558Take my hand in marriage instead.
>>546710928We can talk about it if you come to the next philly meetup.
philly meatup? sounds tasty
>>546711150Everyone is welcome for some BBQ
Now I feel bad for gaslighting Mutsuki into riichiing on chiitoi...
>ura sanLet's beat up Fujew.
>>546710870HO-
HON-
we should have another no tips blitz tourney
>>546711569Nice idea! When will you organize it anon?
>>546711445To be fair there was nothing he could have done about that.
All you have to do is believe in the riichi.
>>546711569no, we should have another dogshit gimmick tourney that barely makes sense
>Euros waking upOwari da
>>546711751This but unironically.
How does he do it?
Finalists of 6th forms and crafts tournament please fill out this form, thank you. Once I have all responses back I'll post finals schedule for next week. Thank you!https://forms.gle/ue4B1un6xqBGitAW9
>>546712980
>sankantsu
>aru actually landed the sankantsuvery basedshame suukantsu was dead
It would have been so fucking funny to have won the tourney with my name on it. GG.
>>546713185DESERVEDDESERVEDDESERVEDAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED!!!!!!
Sex. With flat hags.
>>546714062mjs doesn't have any flat hags
>>546714062Ju transitioned?
>>546714319Why not?
Hags are disgusting.
>seething about hagsLook at this!
>retard finals (and Fuji)Kino
>>546714952at what?
>>546704285Just skip a meal you fatso. Intermittent fasting.
>>546715370So loudSo annoying
>>546715370hehehehehe open just a little wider momo-chan~
When's the next /mjg/ meetup?
>>546716262February 29
>>54671626229th of November
>>54671626229th of December
>someone Kans>their Kan becomes 4 Dorathis happens too often
I want to rape this.
how come when it's my turn to kan toimen gets dora 4 instead
>>546716938Calm down, Ayako
>>546662448>>546669278What a game
>>546716938I can see why!
>>546716938Rape isn't very nice.
>>546717318i might rape you next.
>anon would rape this
>>546716938I just noticed how big her feet are
>>546717637Great now I want to suck her toes
>>546718498then use them as handlebars...
makes me wonder if scanlations would continue for Utahime Obaka Miiko.With it being an intended entry point thing and all...
>>546709957i would've snap folded to oya riichi there
>>546718724Miko’s intended entry point …
>rape>instead of courtingIndian.
should I play saya no uta or is it slop
>>546719608give it a try
>>546719374Shut your ahir mouth sheepfucker
lucky mofo
>>546719608Play mahjong!!
>>546719724i climbed 900 points today its good enough
>>546719608Yeah play it
Ako time?
>>546719647speak for yourself, poo in the loo
>>546719709silver room
>>546719608It's slop, don't read it.
>>546720083it's throne
>>546719608Yes, play it
Stop telling retards to read kamige
>>546719608>playVisual novels are not games.
>>546720156hood'oos lad
>>546720339you play it the same way you play a video lil retard
should I play mahjong or is it slop?
>>546720339They don't need to be video games for you to use the word "play." You hit "play" when you want to start a movie. Same thing here.
>>546720394You watch a video, big retard.
>>546720412slop
>>546720412It's luckslop.
>>546720469
>>546720469*shoves my cock in your mouth* shut the fuck up
bravo eurokeks
>>546720662>neets awake at 9amI dont think so
>>546719608>urobutcheroverrated hack that hasn't made a single thing that isn't slop
>>546720698I didn't say euroneetkeks
>>546720412I want to fill hannah's insides with my white slop, if you know what I mean
>>546719608>sex scene in the first 5 minutes to keep the attention of horny neetsYeah its slop, dropped alrady
The Knowledge of the First Civilizations | Dr. Irving Finkel
The worst thing about taking part of society is paying for luckshitting retards that are beneath me.I hate being reminded of it constantly in slopjong.
>>546716262October 7th
>read eroge>it has eroge
>>546721891I didn't sign up for an erogeAnd even if I was what's the point if you get to fuck immediately, might as well just use regular hentai media then
My hobbies are Mahjong, and Gooning.
>>546720864>if you know what I meanI do not.
>>546716262You singed up to ARMO right?
Got myself 6 whoppers
>>546722289do you work for the mafia?
>step away because yuzu isn't playing>7 honba and a kokushi
>>546723940why does it feel like professional league matches have even more variance than the average friendly
>>546724231because they're not retarded to restrict themselves with their playstyle, because some faggots terrorized the whole thread with their dama lists or whateverfor /mjg/ it's either instafold 4th place avoidance or instariichi """fun""" games, those guys play mahjong instead
WWYD? You have 1 pei.
>>546725161>damanigger victim complexthe delusions grow bigger every day
>>546725179the gamemode
>>5467251799p
>>546725206if you can't realize restricted playstyle = less variance, you're a retard
>>546725208WWYD and you can't say the gamemode.
>>5467253039s
>>5467251799s, don't tell me you die to kokushi
>>546725303then the bakyou doesn't make sense
>>546725303the character
>>5467251799s
>>546725179not poooshing in the pooosh game mode would be silly9p
>>546725261implying the variance anon was meaning to doesn't come down to the haipai generator lmao
>>546725231>>546725335>>546725358>>546725489>>546725681>MAKA: dama 9s (80 points)>Bigcoach: dama 9s (65 points)Good job anons. Kanchan 1 pei is generally an instant riichi, especially on a good kanchan. But with a decent lead, MAKA loves no yaku damaten on a bad wait, even with more value. Overriding the dealer is not good enough to riichi when he has every intention of chasing.I find the points situation generally has a much greater effect on EV in sanma. It makes using EV tables extremely difficult.Now WWYD after drawing into ryanmen?
Is Naniya the last real jyanshi in the doomed digikek present?
>>546725865riichi of course
>>546725865Now I riichi
>>546708378TO here
>>546725915>>546725973Bigcoach: RIICHI 1p (99 points)Just reach. There's no better way to shut down a renchan with this great wait and good value. MAKA always fucking scolds me for this shit when it's obviously correct. I keep getting cucked out of S+ grade because the bot is literally broken.
Do not cross the streams!
>>546726134should you really post the obvious
This feels like an insulting mahjong tutorial
>>546726180I have been criticized for not getting MAKA S+ every game. This is why.>>546726235You're a sanma adept.
>>546726305I'm sanma E3!
>>546726305>copebotting
>>546726348i was a sanma e3 once, got down to e1, got depressed, and stopped playing sanma
Here is your mahjong tutorial. Riichi or dama?Get it wrong and you lose your mahjong license.
>>546726529fake mangan is enough
>>546726529YOU DAMA THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVn-cvjb3HY>April 2026Our next collab
>>546726529reach
>>546726595We already have menhera
>>546726529obvious dama>hiding the roomthen how the fuck should i know what the 4th place penalty is
Collab with this>unzips dick
>>546726529wait until I can discard a pin or sou then reeeeeeeach
>>546726529pinfu+4, could slam if the ryanmen was better but I just dama to winrate maxx to get away from 4th placeit's hanetsumo anyway
>>546726529east only riichisouth probably dama depending on how tilted I am
>>546726595How long are you planning to shill this shit? It's the third time you posted itNobody here cares
>>546726673>Hihi shi shi shiThis emote is so good
>>546726790it's the yostar intern
copebotters should just let the bot play for them.if you spend all your time reviewing games, just stick to watching the pros.honestly, its pathetic.
>>546726595I'm buying charms, don't make me regret it Fu Ji
MahoAko collab soon!!!
>>546726790>third timeSir, your pills?
>>546726861you're adept and proudwe get it
>>546726861t. shitter with no will to improve
>>546726529You already have haneman tsumo with double damage to any player on headshot keep your stick in your pants.
>>546726929t. copebotter looper
>>546726529riichi
>>546726726>implying they won’t notice it’s tsumogiri
>>546726929better than being an adept in denial
>>546726989>two sluts and two fags
If you think the """pros""" are better than bots in a mathematical game like mahjong you are honestly pathetic
>>546727012so what if they do?
>>546727056I wanna be last in line
>>546726861cynthias really believe this
>>546726917You're alright sometimes, Yuzuposter.
>>546726790>Nobody here caresthere's offtopic shitposts every hour and even a dedicated cythia ritual post about irrelevant western shit that nobody gives a shit about, but somehow when someone posts about things japs care about in the anime mahjong general of the japanese culture website, then you feel compelled to call it out?
Touhou collab soon.https://x.com/korindo/status/1848715642893177322
>>546727045>A-37 is a fagHaha yeah sure
>>546715370hehehehe momochan let me count your teeth with my tongue~
>>546727274The tiles I can't cut are next to none
>>546726926Least retarded shill >>545989139>>546727159Nobody cares about sloppers either but it's too late to stop themThis shilling can still be nipped in the bud
le... youmughost
>>546727504no
>>546727274How hard is it to collab with 2hu anyway? Doesn't it not have copyright or something?
>>546727274Realistically who would get in aside from raymoo and marisa?
>>546727569Sega MJ already did it iirc
>>546726529ez riichi you wont get an opportunity like this again, dealer is fumbling and hes leading also so he wouldnt feel the need to chase, as for kektama and kamicha their ponds says fumbling as well no oikake
I xenia'd the whole pizza
Next three collabs: TouhouHigurashiFrieren the 4chan
>>546727586the blonde hagthe idiotand maybe, if we are lucky enough, the mountain lady best girl
>>546727586Patchouli.
>>546727586komakusa
>>546727723>slophou>redditgurashi>frieren the 9gag
Azumanga Daiou/Yotsuba collab
>>546727828>redditsucki redditwhory
>>546727831I would terrorize /mjg/ as the infamous Tomo.
The next collab? Trickcal: Chibi GO
>>546727586reimu, marisa, alice, flandrethey're touhou poster girls for boomers and this is the audience they would aim for
>>546727492>1/1 matchCheck this pic >>546726926And even if you count the lazy post from the last thread, that makes 2 messages in total, not 3.
>>546727953lollmao
Persona 5 collab so that mahjong can finally die a brutal, humiliating death
>sneedy chuck redditdose
>>546728034would be an unironic kino
>>546727979>last threadYou started it a week ago. I won't waste my time to look for the third post in 10+ threads. Just stop.
Yakuza collab, that would be cool I think
He's been online 24/7 for the past month.I'm worried
You're gonna collab with my fist if you don't shut the fuck about collabs
>>5467281422 people more at least
>>546728065yuzu!!!
Strip MahjongThink about it!
>>546728101that vid came out 2 days ago anon
>>546728101Actual schizo or just an attentionwhore?
>>546728247And the collab was announced a week ago. Again. Stop.
>>546728294what the fuck are you talking about kek
>>546728246I’m think you do not want to see me naked.
>>546728139considering how much fujo money yostar made on pisstama, it might happen
Mystery niggas
>>546728331the schizo is rambling and messing up what he meant as usual >>545989139
>>546727056
What Even Is NEEDY STREAMER OVERLOAD?
Mahjong
>>546728572someone's teenage daughter left the house like this
>>546728572Ugly creatureOnly good for beatings
Rasa sayang, hey!Rasa sayang sayang, hey!Hey, lihat nona jauh,Rasa sayang sayang, hey!
>>546728572
>>546728572NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Post "that".
>>546728958
>>546728850Selamat sore!
I'm on a losing streak in dota2
>>546729002He never said thatkys
>>546728142Worried about what, nya?
>>546728958no
>>546728142i don't think mahjong soul is kicking for afk anymore
Does anyone have the Xenia goon edit?
>>546729154>>546729204I can't believe Anon is dead
>>546726989what's up with the street fighter training room ass background?
>>546729458We're gonna train to beat Fu Ji once and for all
>>546726989>better Ransei outfit to make the previous one obsolete
>>546729557Just randomize them
>>546729364This cat isn't dead nya, just ascended to immortality nya.
>>546729612
>>546728572god gyaru sexocome find me in a 'bu 'teru gyaruchan
>>546727586Obviously my wife Meiling
>>546729557her halloween outfit seems like something that should be her bond outfit. the actual base/bond skins are pretty interchangeable. it's just a color picking option really.
>>546729248
>want to buy only the new ciri outfit>ranseibutt rerun>now want to buy the ranseibutt rerun as well>but I won't have the new ransei one, so it'll look weird in the dorm>probably gonna buy all threewhy do they do this to me
>>546729836Thank you, Ghostly Gooner!
>>546727274
The win animation is crazy
>>546729979Just only redeem the Ransei ones?
>>546728246Mahjong strip Muramasa when
>>546730210I like AI now
>>546730210
>>546730210AI sure loves symmetry huh, immediately giving her a matching sock
>>546729979Good, good. Buy all the outfits, paypiggy gweilo. Oink oink!
>>546730245Stop shilling
>>546730295kek
>>546730249>give it a picture of a girl>does whatever animation you want>has her say whatever you wantI love this new age but I still want my robot waifu.
Gamecenter CX 196 - The Mysterious Murasame Castle
>>546730245Instead of The Cube™, the player has to solve the most devious WWYDs.
>>546731131Mahjong Horror Movie when?
>>546730210wtf ai actually looks good now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roC03aJSgb0Why do they have beer for kids
>>546731864I WANT A JP KODOMO GF
>>546731864Because drinking beer is seen by your average retarded child as something cool and adult.That's why candy shaped as cigarrettes is a thing as well, at least it was when I was a kid.I didn't need a long video for that.Now shut the fuck up and go play with Ju and Musa.
>>546731864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FepbNahnsE4
>>546732074Wizards With Guns is WKUK done right.
>>546731864literally conditioning them for volitional brain cell destruction rituals when they grow up
>>546732338My favorite is Grapist
>>546732417This is their ONLY good skit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvjgIxuVdo4
>>546730210Ransei would do this
my ear is starting to itch againi think my terminal psychosis is close, last time I scratched for hours until my table was full of bloodamaekoromo-990.png
>>546732338holy reddit
I never laugh at any comedy unless the word "nigger" is shouted randomly and loudly.
>>546732919t. redditromo redditmae
>>546732937What part of a nigger is long and hard?his workday
>>546732995but they're usually unemployed
>>546730210This but Hina Momo
>>546732995long is my money and hard is my fit nigga
long is the disconnection and hard is the talking to the ragequitting bitch gets from his captain
hey it's not fair, it was a soulful jojo reference.
>>546734362
Musa costume when
>>546734857When he stops being the least popular character in the game with fewer players than collab characters from three years ago
stones and glass houses, kakekbitch
>>546735274that's the point, retard, kakeshit characters were last available in fucking 2021 and have as many players as musa
>>546735162This doesn't really matter, glasses hag got a bunch of animated outfits and she's not that popular.
wtf stop bullying the black man kakeschizos!
musas costume should turn him into a cute amazonian maybe they can make some lore that he has always been able to gendershift
>>546735507>>546735507>>546735507
>kekek collab was 4 years ago
>>546735502so true sister!
>>546735419Orders of magnitude of difference there. Glass hag is "not that popular", not "one of the least popular characters in the game".
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