Brainlet Edition>Previous>>546612016>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSAug 26 Into The Unjust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoESep 04 Dust Devils https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhwOct 23 Patch 4.1.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBW4NumlYHoNov 06 Dev Team Interview 1 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/571520933631623429>LATEST PATCHESOct 23 1.004.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/538868565209514366Nov 04 1.004.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/687488077158942133
>>546800758Except that we can still liberate Vernen Wells from Lesath, and it would still double isolate Aesir and Tarsh. What he's actually trying to do is delay and distract us so we can't actually liberate Vernen Wells.
>Joel sends in some giga snowstorm or something to finish liberating a bot planet just because>also goes out of his way to prevent the liberation of a completely different bot planet>also just becausewhat is wrong with this swigga?
I wish I had friends that like to play this
>>546802489It's funny how much people sleep on this thing. The stun is stupidly good against like 40% of the enemy roster, moreso since it's AP3 and can affect more enemies than the Pummeler.>>546802772Stupid dumb fucking moron.
>>546804039You have us, faggot.
>>546804150>that like to play
I hate Justice.
>>546804224people who cry in the thread 24/7 don't ever join the lobbies though?
>Shams and Joel get to spitroast this piggie every night while we rot without contentHow do you cope with this?
>>546804716
being trying to play with the balistic shield, what are some recommendations for it? right now being trying with the pummeler, I like the stun when using it agaisnt bots but dont feel as good with the bugs because you really need to kill them before being swarmed down.
>>546804995
>>546805190saber + reinforced epaulettesbecome the dedicated chaff killer that your team needs
>>546805207And the finale of the Backseat Scuffle tetralogy.https://files.catbox.moe/yab357.mp4
>>546805390I dont have master of ceremony, I guess I could farm some credits for it, sitting at 600+
>>546805190Ballistic Shield is better against bugs because it can block melee attacks, but you still want to avoid getting swarmed. Directional Shield is better against bots and squids since you can protect teammates and the main threat they pose is projectiles.
>>546804716>>546804995>>546805207>>546805416pointy stick undefeated champion 500,000BC-2025AD
>>546804261I don't mind Francis!
>>546806005I had forgotten directional shield was a thing. Does it still not block rockets? Can it block big lasers from bunker turrets/warstriders now that those dont ragdoll? What about fire? What onehanded weapon is best for it?
>>546806005don't bots ragdoll you through the directional shields with one of their six million rocket attacks?
>>546806492best girl along with malina
>>546806507Pubs are alright sometimes
>>546806492Negroid, the leak showed the Justice is a limp dick AP2 suppressed rifle with subsonic bullets instead of BBC AP3 hard hitting DMR. It's over, give it up
this is who you get matched with in d10 pubs
>>546807737The game became uncslop........
>>546806507>>546806645>Make Directional Shield>Only really worth it on bots>Explosions still ragdoll you invalidating its entire existencePhenomenal game design.
>>546807737>>546808538D6 is reasonable?
>>546807737
i'm new to /hdg/, what is the justice anons gimmick?
>>546809005it's a ritual post that outlived its welcome
>>546809005lurk 1 million years or do archive reps
Sometimes i rewatch the part of ohdoughs stream where he started crashing out over bugs.
>>546809765and he was right on his takes
>>546807575Never.
>minigun with ammo belt fed backpack that's essentially a player held version of the mech MG>Flame thrower with a back canister backpack and twice the range & twice the burn damage.Just let me hold left click into a horde of bugs for 10+ seconds that's all i ask.
Day 648Still no SEAF stratagem. Word from High Command is the same as always: “Support is coming.” We’ve yet to see anything more than propaganda broadcasts and recruitment posters drifting through the camps.The squad is starting to joke that SEAF must be allergic to live combat. Hard to argue when not even a basic supply drop has shown up.No matter. We push on. We’ve liberated planets with less.For Democracy,A Very Tired Helldiver
I think all bugs should be allowed to climb all terrains.It would make the fact that I have a jump pack and I'm on top of a building and a Charger is there with me as well and running me over not that strange.
So Arrowhead's busy preparing the update to go with the TGA's announcement right?
>>546811439They gonna show :>new lava planet>new squid enemies>new warbond>new missionsAnd that's it.
>>546811858I can see it now they'll have some actors on stage wearing the redacted regiment armor to bait and switch people, then reveal it's a Helldivers 2 update
>>546810627They've already said this is likely not possible. Because that isn't how the backpack item works. Your primary isn't tied into your backpack in any form so they would have to create a whole new code system for it and you just know if they do they'll break everything else. You'll get a minigun with ammo belt and in the same update throwing a grenade will empty your supply backpack.
>thinking anything is coming for TGAsahahahahha
>>546798665>ConcordThey are taking those down, retard.Everyone involved is getting sued already.
>>546807737I can only imagine they treat the game as a third person shooter instead of a chuck pokeballs and run simulator.
sex with fembots
>>546812653I talk to some people and they genuinely give me this impression.
>it's a "retard with literally no AT in his loadout pings every heavy and expects you to take care of it" game
>hits the lowest player count since the peak of nerfdiverssay something nice about arrowhead
bunkerbunker here*pings map*bunkerCan someone come for bunker
>>546812865They'll have soft hands and pretty lips for when they all go homeless.
BAN STEAM CHARTSSHUT IT DOWN
>>546812865Swedes are good at getting rapedSwedes are good at taking a good thing and making it shitSwedes are good at being retarded
>>546812865Now post every other "popular" coop game out right now.
>>546812819that's how AH wants people to play though, they LOVE the idea of not being able to do everything yourself :)
>>546813084buy high sell low situation
Something about bug reinforcement genuinely pisses me off.Just something about the fact that a ot of bugs can start crying like pic well whenever they want and theres a short window to stop it.
>>546813131This hasn't been true since launch. Its easily possible to counter everything as a solo. Additionally the faglord who said that got removed anyway.
>>546812653is this post implying that the only way to play D10 is to just run away from everything dropping reds behind you?
>>546813310Nta but the objective is to win, not to fight. That doesn't mean running away 24/7 but its amazing how many people will just see a bug and chase it down instead of moving on. All the fucking time I see a player or two with enemies behind them, an objective in the opposite direction, and they go attack the enemies instead of just fucking leaving the area.
>>546813310for 90% of people it is
>>546810891honestly, they could try to make a little more narrative events or developments to spice things up, I find funny that we destroy rogue labs and broadcast but we have yet to actually fight any rogue humans, at this point they could add some humans enemies that are trying to use the chaos of a defense planet to smuggle supplies or sensitive data and we have to stop them before leaving the map.
ADD PVP AND MAKE THE HELGHAN EMPIRE AS 4TH FACTION
What if SE's president turns out to be gay?
>>546813301it's possible if you bring one of the handful of loadouts that do it, the majority of weapons barely do one thing decently well so if you want to play around with something like the laser cannon you just have to have someone else take care of the heavies
>>546813310no you can definitely kill enemies still they stop coming but if you're not doing it at a objective you're just wasting time and reinforcements so don't complain when the super destroyer leaves in 3 minutes and you're stuck spectating
>>546813913We'll throw him off a roof inshallah
>>546813913Amazing what the human mind can conjure with enough schizophrenia
>>546814114get this nigga some oxygen he tweakin
>>546813956>it's possible if you bring one of the handful of loadouts that do itThere fucking countless ways to do it anon, it is not hard or difficult and most people will do it by accident let alone design.
>>546814175HE CANT BREAFTOO MUCH FENT IN HIS BIG SCHNOSE
>>546813956>the majority of weapons barely do one thing decently wellhow many more damage buffs do you think the liberator needs?
Were you buffing or were you nerfing?
>>546811439
When are we getting an update
we'll get an update but EOS
>>546812865Zero content. Actually fucking zero content. MOs do not count as content. It's worse because nearly everyone knows they're keeping content in reserve for no reason. Wouldn't surprise me if Sony is the one having them keep it back for the game awards or whatever.
>update>lava planets>camera recording missions>bunch of "no super destroyer allowed" missions>down the warships missions>stealth warbond>siegemech boss fightAm I missing anything?
>>546813727>add some humans enemiesThat'd be the fourth faction
>>546810891soulhttps://files.catbox.moe/llphyy.mp3
>>546815284I was thinking more of a secondary objective that may show at random on certain mission, probably the ones with cities, at least at first I guess.
>stops a stalker dead in its tracksUhhhh... so I just started using this gun out of the blue. Kinda ignored it till now because of its low damage but.... wtf? I think it's amazing actually. The stun seems to be so effective, especially in those SHTF moments when you really need it. I think this gun has become part of my main loadout now.If you've ignored it because the general sentiment around it is "meh it sucks blah blah blah" I encourage fellow Helldiver anons to try this out. The level of control this gives you on the battlefield seems to be severely underrated.
>>546808973d9/10 is unironically easier just because people playing 6-8 are fucking retarded. Soloing a d8 is harder than playing d10 with a good team, and on top of that the tards will waste every single one of the reinforcements within 5 minutes and constantly trigger enemy reinforcements and drag patrols on top of you.
>>546815476the thing is that, with how janky their engine is, they'll need to assign them as a 4th faction since they cannot be bots, bugs or squids
>>546815546sorry but I'm not equipping a fucking 50 damage rifle
>>546815546Retard.Everyone that unlocked it leveled it up to 25 immediately because it's a great gun to use, sounds and feels amazing.
>>546815432kek
>>546815710It's weird that's the case. I remember when D9 was the max, D8 was the easiest to run because it had the most consistently competent players seeing as D9 was filled with both "players who are good at the game" as well as "bad players who think they have to play on the hardest difficulty level or it's useless". Then you had D7s, which was mostly just shitters doing the easiest mission they could for super samples. D8 was that sweet spot for competency back in the day.
>>546816194I do still get completely incompetent players on d10 regularly, so it seems like it's still pretty much like that, just with everything shifted up one.
>>546816098Yeah I think the sound/feel/look of the AR32 are all 10/10
>>546815546>>546816098>>546816796what possesses someone to samefag about a shitty gun they got to 25? sunk cost fallacy?
>>546817032I have all guns to 25, nigger that doesn't play the game.
>>546817032I didn't samefag. You are a retard.
>>546815982easy solution, make them use scavenged weapons from the local enemy factions (bugs excluded) and some patchwork armor from the same faction that they are using as camouflage and mark them as of the same faction for engine reasons.
>>546817238He's a retard for thinking everything is samefagging, but you're also a retard for thinking a screenshot like that proves anything when everyone and their mother can just fucking toggle the (You). It's always just going to be your word against his when some faggot cries "s-samefag".
>>546817032Damn, you got me.
>Lava planet>War strider ragdolls you into lava>Die in 0.00003 seconds because fire>Backpack + support weapon stuck in instakill death zone for the rest of the gameYou aren't ready for the collective seething
>>546807737>d5 comfy crew reporting
>>546803751fucking delete this already
Anyone interested in DP-00 + Constitution runs?
>>546819150>Backpack + support weapon stuck in instakill death zone for the rest of the gameSamples stuck in instakill death zone for the rest of the game. Mission critical objective objects stuck in instakill death zone for the rest of the game. Reinforcement pod comes down on instakill death zone every time.
>>546819251
This is whats going to happen at TGA
>>546819158i get not wanting to play on d10 but d5 is a snooze fest with zero risk of failing
>>546819467Kill yourself
>>546819545No, I wont be killing myself at TGA
>>546819518>a snooze fest with zero risk of failingbreh im just not trying to think about work and know my place
>>546817157>>546817238>>546817891>>546817678>doing it againtotally organic posts BTW
>>546817678nah my screenshot was good evidence, shutup>>546820493>TWO PEOPLE AGREEING ON SOMETHING ON A MESSAGE BOARD>NOOOOOO I CALL BULLSHIT SAMEFAG SAMEFAG SAMEFAG ALERT IT'S IMPOSSIBLEhahahahahaha
a very autistic complaint i have is that some support weapons are designed to stick on your back in conjunction with backpacks without clipping (quasar, laser cannon, packpack weapons) while others just fucking clip through the entire fucking thing without a care
>>546804761>How do you cope with this?i didnt want Shams' herpes anyways
Why is the MO only counting commons?
Nerf warstrider
>>546819518I used to always play d10. I have 500 hours into HD2 and the majority of that is d10, but nowadays.... I just like d5-8. It's comfy. I get to try more unorthodox loadouts/stratagems that don't necessarily work in d10. Also it's kind of fun to play with noobs. You can slow down your pace, just enjoy the serenity of the napalm and ashes.
>>546821583Get some fucking sun, you ghoul
>>546813084>>546813157bottom signal, mumubros will be eating good in at least 2 months, my unstoppable TA skills can feel it
>>546821583
>>546816074i just dont like the blue on it >>546816098maxing it is one thing but i wont main it cause it interferes with my divers aesthetic
I thought a glazediver just meant you were gooning....
>>546822225maining weapons is a concept for faggots
>>546821178>swiggers refuse to change ammo count on certain weapons cause "realism">supports clipping like they're trying to skull fuck each other was always ignoredwhy are swiggers such natural liars
>>546821178Yeah. LUCKILY this doesn't seem to bother me in HD2, but in other games it does. It would be nice if they figured this out in patch or something.
>>546822619i main mmg on bugs and squids and hmg on bots
please keep reinforcing me into the center of battle i enjoy it actually nothing better than no supports into 5 overseers
>>546822950>he needs a support weapon to kill 5 overseersfucking grim, m8
dead game, im playing CoD black ops 7
>>546823087lets put your wife in with 5 and you have 3s to react how about that, cuckdiver
>>546822225They're just going for that police "non-lethal/less-lethal" aesthetic for >>546815546. There's usually a bright coloration on a gun to indicate it's for stunning and not necessarily for killing. I can vibe with it since it's a real world thing.
>>546823237
>>546822938Ok nevermind, everyone else maining anything is a faggot, you are cool.
>>546823237Okay, keep me posted
>>546822950It's a glitch retard. You no longer reinforce near where they drop you exactly. Been a thing for months and they still haven't fixed even with their pathetic attempt at getting back goodwill
>>546821646>You can slow down your pace, just enjoy the serenity of the napalm and ashes.spoken like a true pyromaniac
>>546824140u seem mad but not at me
>>546822950This but unironically, because the drop pod itself is a weapon. I want to see if it can one shot a bile titan
Gun levelling update the Cookout is more fun than the Incel Breaker. Will probably get the blitzer or torcher out of the way next they're both pretty boring.
Tie me to an ICBM and launch me at Stockholm Sweden. I am ready.
lobby doko....
hypothetically if someone were using the las-17 + heavy armor crutch for six months and didn't know how to use regular weapons anymore, what would be the best ballistic weapon for them to use which has large mags and doesn't burn through ammo at an absurd rate?
>>546825476variableliberatordefender
>>546825476dominatordeadeyevariable
>>546824710I'm sorry, but your missle only has 40 demolition and AH headquarters needs 50.
>>546823237>CoD 7the sloppiest of slops
host a lobby or I will eat this cow dung cake
bots or bugs, D10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242837217609/
>>546825476>what would be the best ballistic weapon for them to use which has large mags and doesn't burn through ammo at an absurd rate?guard dog
>>546825761This isn't a threat, you're going to eat it anyway, if you haven't already.
>>546825761what the fuck is wrong with india
>>546825669lel
>>546826167Pre-Iron Age primitives raised to post-industrial age too quickly, like a lot of the world.
what happened to the previous thread? why are all the replies gone?
>>5468260793/4
>>546823237I haven't even thought about COD since the shitshow that ghosts.
>>546826540the connection to the session has been lost
Are big players goycattle
>>546826079Still 3/4, starting now
>>546821706the sun is gay
>>546803751You lost, nerftranny.
>>546823237I want to fuck Kagan
>>546826079FVLL
>>546803751>>546828134You guys clearly dont get the funny satire and commentary! Which is.... um.....
>>546826540Jeetposter had too many shit-flinging melties last thread. Had to redeem the thread in order to save face, lest the lower castes eat him alive.
>>546815270>siege mechI've seen nothing of this. Automaton boss enemy will likely be with the cyberstan invasion in 2 more years.
>>546803537primary talon when
>>54682988330 minutes
I have defense fatigue
>>546830075just give up diver
>>546829883What Gunslinger should have been:>lets (You) equip a sidearm in your primary slotWhat we got:>faggot shit
defend the menkent line!they will not destroy our SEAF facilities!
>>546830198they should add customization to side arms, with gunslinger buff maybe we could reach primary levels that way.
>>546815546I disregarded this gun since I never used it as host where the stun barely works. I've now seen the light. The damage isn't that bad either. It really shined for me in duo situations where I stunned a group of devs and had an ally finish them off.
>>546830225>they will not destroy our SEAF facilitiesWho's gonna tell him ?
>>546828785Hivelord wasn't leaked either.
>>546830198>2 talonsyou motherfucker I'm in
>>546830198The problem isnt the helmet, the problem is the party halloween costume
Do you think we will ever encounter the cyborgs in HD2 ?
>>546830225Fire tornadoes has got to be the must dishonest shit everRuin all your pathing and objectives while bots get to walk through fire because Swedes decided they can work fine at 500 degrees Celsius sure
>>546831270Maybe if we somehow push to Cyberstan.
>>546831461Oh... okSee you in three years
What if we took Super Earth, and pushed it somewhere else!
>>546830989Exactly that.
Boreal forests soon(tm).
>>546831296I'm more pissed about sandstorms blinding only the player while bots have no trouble tracking and hitting you.
>>546831296i swear sometimes i feel like someone is controlling the ai like the way they were moving was just abnormalthey dodged my nade, they went behind the wall as i was shooting the 'normal' ai doesn't do that shit
>>546831835God those look so comfy
>>546831835>more 500kgs being stuck on treesyay.
>>546832549>using red stratagems everlollmao
>>546829897
>>546832635>using stratagemsngmi
>>546832691>playing helldivers 2ngmi
>>546832691>goes infinite pew pew haha
>>546803751>>546828134If only
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242842455024/
I just realized I'm not really good at bot, I just let eagle strafe to kill everything for me, while I handle the heavy with EAT and Commando.
>>5468341744
>>546834236>"i'm not good at bot">describes being good at bot
>Host wants to run around with 0 respawns clearing objectivesNot my problem
>>546831835White man's gamehttps://youtu.be/TCdIZC1D2LM
>>546834948>Joins someone elses lobby>"ermmmm Im going to play how I want"Post hand or play in a private lobby
>Host wants to run around with 0 respawns clearing objectivesI will follow him and watch his back. I don't need the samples, the medals, the requisition slips, or even the super credits. All I want to do is pull the trigger.
>>546826079closed, gnite lads
>>546834236Embrace Railgunmaxxing.
>>546835439
>>546826079GGs bros
>>546835850did you invert the colors on the picture?
>>546835850Thanks for reminding me, brought a smile to my face
lobbyyyyy dokooooo
Goddamn the stalwart is really good on bugs abd illuminates now.
if you spam a and d you'll screw up the aim of all overseers
>>546837121now? always was
>Darktide (Coopg) Is having fun speculating what the new class will be and talking about the game>Everyone here is a miserable faggot because they datamined the warbond a month ahead of timeTell me again how datamining is good for the game
>>546838278Why do you assume /hdg/ was responsible?
>>546838278>>Everyone here is a miserable faggotSpeak for yourself nigger, I'm having fun playing the game
>>546838415Responsible for what?
>>546838278>holding swiggers accountable for their lies is le badBack in your cage.
>>546838179It was always good.Now it's REALLY good.
>>546838541What the fuck are you talking about? Youre not even making sense. "Datamining is the devs fault, actually" ???????????????
>>546838648If you put your files on a guy's PC, and he ends up examining it against your will, yes of course it's your faultinformation is a right etcnot that anon
>>546838541what lies? >we're not nerfing the coyote"? how is datamining future content holding them accountable for that?
>>546838913>"Erm actually its their fault I spoiled the surprise for myself"I bet youre fat as fuck too because your parents didnt put a pad lock on the fridge because "erm its in my house. its your fault I ate it"Its called self control.
>>546839017I don't want a surprise, I want information.>b-b-but I want-Why should anyone care? You're a plebeian inferior.
Can't fool me I was there for the first year of Darktide shopclick is leagues more autistic than anything this game has ever done
>>546839017Parents deserve respect. Arrowhead ought to respect us. We're all the reasons why their sloppy ass game was successful way beyond its merit.
>>546839176>
>>546839176>Why should anyone care? You're a plebeian inferior.Self control is the hallmark of an advanced civilization and high trust society.
being concerned about "spoilers" is about the most reddit manchildish behavior I can think ofanon is obligated to discuss all info, not just the info people likemaybe a more manchild compliant website with self-censorship features (such as reddit) would be more to your taste
Anon hates spoilers!?
>>546839724>He robs himself of letting his hobby be something he can look forward to because hes been mindbroken by minmaxingHoly shit I thank God I am not you.
>>546839571Wrong. Its indoor plumbing. Not that you would know anything about that.
>>546839804
This always comes to mind whenever the topic of datamining comes up
>>546839864
>>546839806>hobbylmaoDo you paint miniatures? Do you have a full set of well maintained tabletop dice? Are you an honest to God nerd?
>>546839937
>>546839939>"Video games are NOT a hobby!!!"Refer to my previous post.
>>546839804>>546839864>>546839937Holy moly
>>546840015
>>546839804>>546839937So what's the point of bringing "loud" weapons to bot once these are released?
>>546840087
Why is the datatranner acting like these images wernt posted a month ago?
>>546839804That the Justice that gets spammed every thread?
>>546840040Hobbies by definition involve creative acts. Very few video games qualify as hobbies or valid components thereof. The one where you chase Joel's dangling carrot sure as fuck doesn't.
>>546840162
>>546840225Youre right. Video games are serious business! Post your gamer score. I dont want to be speaking to a low-score scum.
>>546840162>>546840251Thats cool but where chud armor?
>>546840251>>546840303Here
>>546840327>>546840251>>546840162>>546840087>>546840015>>546839937>>546839864>>546839804Okay, now you can go neck yourself because I spoiled the shit again even though we've seen all this a month ago.
>>546840225>Hobbies by definition involve creative acts.Imagine if you did basic research as well as you ruined games for yourself.
Remember when I said youre all miserable faggots and then you all proceeded to act like miserable faggots in an attempt to ruin something for someone?You shouldve datamined how you were just proving me right lmfao
>Imagine if you did basic research as well as you ruined games for yourself.>Remember when I said youre all miserable faggots and then you all proceeded to act like miserable faggots in an attempt to ruin something for someone?>You shouldve datamined how you were just proving me right lmfao
>>546840185he thinks he runs the general
SurpriseChads win againMinecels seething
>>546840549I'm good. You're projecting. 4chan doesn't owe you spoiler protection. It's the site for unbridled content, that includes an unbridled exchange of information. We also generally do not like Arrowhead ITT and will not take their side on anything. Leakers did nothing wrong. Get used to it or go back.
>>546840981Refer to: >>546839928This is a question of character.
>>546838278>EVERYONE IS SO ANGRY AND RETARDED BECAUSE OF THIS IRRELEVANT THING
>another reaction image to prove how he didnt lose the argument
i just joined the thread you mongoloid nigger retard faggot swigger lover
>>546841062>Der Untermensch sees himself on top of a character debate>after shitting up the general over something irrelevant (muh slopbond, muh bing bing wahoo lava level) since it got leaked lolk
>>546841320>just shouting random words nowWhat no surprises does to a nigga
>>546841328>>after shitting up the generalYes, its my fault youre all crashing out about how I said another general is actually fun posting. Remember when I said youre all miserable?
>>546839928This but replace returning the cart with waiting for page 10 before baking new bread
>>546841160Claiming to descend from vikings is asinine because most of europe is descended from vikings anyway from all the rape
So uh this may not be the best time but i gotsta know, Got anymore APC leaks?
>>546841675Scrapped. Repurposed into the GATOR
>>546841489>youre all crashing outlmfao at this unprecedented level of projection nigger people are just telling you to be less flustered about spoilers on an imageboard
>>546841867>"Youre just projecting!"Consider: >>546840702 >>546841160 >>546841320 >>546840225 >>546839724 >>546839176 And then consider the guy purposely posting spoilers.You crashed out. The entire thread did.
We need more ppl on menkent we're losing groundhttps://youtu.be/2yxQmrMm1Qs?si=CiAFBI6A8CNU17OZ
>Same invasion level>Squids winning despite less people>Bots losing despite more people and DSSNot rigged, btw.
>>546841992>You crashed out.Xe says while having a mass-replying meltie.
Be nice to our local cheat table users they gave me big stacks of SC
>>546842257>"Posting evidence that proves me wrong is bad, actually"You crashed out.
>>546842181is this c*ties fault
>Why are you posting spoilers? We don't do that in /coopg/>Why don't you raid other threads like we do in /coopg/?
Chat, how does the MO count the samples collected : is it per person or collectively per mission ?
>>546841992You're attributing the general malaise to something completely unrelated.It's more likely people are upset over Arrowhead straight up lying about changes they were making to game balance on top of making a mid patch that did not fix anything.
>>546842749How does dataming future content tell you about the current game?Youre making nonsensical justifications. Just say that youre impatient
>>546842591Dont quote me on this but ever since that chinese hacker fiasco its supposed to be per mission. As for how it actually works, who fucking knows. You would have to ask the dataminers
>>546840549I'm blowing load after load on your face. You're sucking me, and I'm blasting unspoilered cum leaks into your little faggot twink throat. Yeahhh, that's it bitch, get mad, get mad and suck me yeahhhhThis is- unf~ (I cum in your mouth again) -how I sound right now. Go on, spoildiver, lick it up. Yeah, just like that..
>>546842969ok, I am impatient, now explain why datamining would make me angry and the thing to actually be angry about wouldn't?
>So mindbroken he starts trying to ERP
>>546843136Reply to me! Reply to me! AHHHHHH
This is the guy who wrote this >>546843025btw
>>546843025The bullpup adjudicator has a big Kel-Tec vibe
>>546843025Uhh hello, based department?
>>546843113I never said it would make you angry. Youre arguing against something I never said.
AP2 CHAD cadetdiver shota rapists OWN this general btwbeit
>>546842969But how does it affect you, personally?
>SurpriseChads save the moment so they can share the surprise with everyone>Dataminecells spoil it for themselves so they can celebrate alone
>>546843260>Everyone here is a miserable faggot because they datamined the warbond a month ahead of timeOh good, a retarded faggot who can't even remember what he said or did in a day. You're not even worth talking to now.
>>546843249I can see it, yeah. It's that monolithic receiver and that raised flat top rail that does it, I reckon.
>>546843393Answer the question. How does datamining future content weeks out help you with find out about current patch changes?>>546843438I said youre miserable. Not angry. The fact you cant differentiate the two is honestly telling.
>harelike peasant throwing a melty againFucking russian faggot, go get blow up by a ukrainian suicide drone you worthless snownigger
>>546843405>Surprisecels are celibate aloneCorrect, anon :)>>546843370Based desu
>>546843584>Dataminecel cant read and is eslHoly shit its all making sense now
>>546843370STLWT rapes the MG43 so hard now it's not even a contest
>>546843405There's a logical flaw in your argument though, what if the dataminerCHADS (emphasis CHADS) celebrate together? I think it's checkmate for you, surprisenigger
>>546843524Everyone in the thread is a miserable, angry nigger. Including you.
"Bratty dataminors need correction"
>>546843658>he doesnt rape bratty shotas barebackSucks to be you, anon...
>>546843719Oh its the Trook Trek shitter. You forgot your horse face "Totally not an elf" reaction image.
>>546843865We were all having fun and then you had to make it weird.
Why do dataminecels keep talking about sex and homosexuality? Who hurt you?
>>546843813Not me, I'm having a whale of a time. Stilll... *sigh* I do miss Eravinposting.... Wouldn't you agree, anon? *stares longingly into the middle distance, my shoulder length blond hair swaying gentle in the breeze*
>>546844040Because he's fucking Russian, homosexual anal rape is literally a part of his culture
>>546843927Actually, if I- *ugh* HAD to pick a "reaction my face when" image, I'd have picked THIS picture. It is suitably *guffaws* pedestrian...
>>546844167On that note, do you guys ever wonder why all the good boy C(-01)P(ermit) comes out of Russia? I think that's mighty weird.Helldivers 2 btw warbond when
>>546843697Medpen aimlets will say it's not true
Surprisecels BTFO, I am cumming
>>546830198This sounds awful unless it let you dual wield.
>>546844824Counterpoint: you can carry two Redeemers or two Adjudicators at the same time.
PATCH DAY TOMORROW
>>546840162hold up this is actually kind of cool???
>>546839804It's so over for justicefag
>Surprisecels BTFOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY2ff_XslX8
>Entirety of last thread just wipedw-what
I played the new stuff early and all it did was make me more excited for it It's gonna be glorious bros, the great filtering is upon us
>>546845731There was a lot of shitposting, so clearly the janny elected to wipe the thread rather than go post by post to save time.
>>546845829My dad works for Sweden and he says its gonna be another dud.
Fellas, I've come to the conclusion that the Blitzer is not very good on bots.
Dude fuck off
>>546848492Fuck you gonna do 'bout it, dive boy?
damn, what the hell happened
>>546849021content drought always kills the game. some of the playerbase will be back when the warbond finally comes out
>>546849021>posted it again
>>546849021Whether it's 100k, 10k or even 1k doesn't matter numbersnigger, I get lobbies either way
>>546849021DoomCHADS....You were right.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242853374908/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>546849831full
>celebrate more ap2 slop and an asset flip biomeI'm glad it got leaked. Saved us a measure of disappointment.
>>5468498312/4>>546849993lying isn't cool dude!
>>546840015So its a sterilizer but worse due to having stimgun travel time and single target?
>>5468498313/4
>>546850128due to the unwise decision by swede groids to cripple warbond releases into mere sidegrade packs (due to laziness) all warbond items from here on out will be "xyz but worse"
>muh AP2the eternal cry of the shitter
>>5468498313/4 still, join
i think it's dumb that the variable has so little ergo because that means to use it at peak efficiency you need peak physique and a jungle commando armor set simply doesn't match a high tech experimental rifle
>>5468498312/4 dropping on bot
>>546849021What powercreep does to a game
>>546849104Such a steep dropoff though. Hard to believe anyone will come back.
Repeat after me: LIVE SERVICE DONE RIGHT!
>>546853672DINNERHOGS
>>546853096I think its less powercreep and more so that the game is extremely repetitive. Most missions consist of blowing everything up. They need more missions that require using terminals and espionage and less bum rushing with orbitals.
>>546849021What unconditional glazing does to a game.
>>546853904>it's not powercreep, it's because there aren't enough arrow minigames!
>>546849021bufftoddlers did this, who knew a game where there are no challenge whatsoever would cause people to be bored and leave
>>546849831ggz, sad no one else joined but it is what it is
>>546849104a couple new (bland) toys isn’t bringing anyone back for longer than a day or two, the game needs real content, more mission types and more tilesetsimagine more indoor mission types like a bot lab/factory
>>546854494>REAL nerftroonery has never been tried!We tried it your way, and it was a miserable failure. I believe this is the part where you seethe for hours about the 60-day buff patch.
>>546849021nerf trannies did this, who knew a game with bullshit artificial difficulty and scratching the enemy ass with BB toy guns would cause people to quit
where is the fucking content guys
>>546854848The game has even fewer players now than during EOF, your tantrums have been more damaging than Arrowhead's retardation
>>546854494If fixing the guns in the jank is power creep to you then no wonder this game has gone down the toilet. They need to add more missions that are difficult and fun. That's it. Right now we have a bot mo. I just played a mission where we had to blow up some fabricators then stand next to a flag. BORING
the reason the game is dying is because the liberator does 5 more damage*completes d10 without firing a single shot or engaging with the retarded enemy ai at all*
Would it be too OP if they made an armor with a perk on it that let you carry two heavy guns?
>>546855224>carry an additional weapon in place of your backpack>EATs are now even more overpoweredstay out of game design
>>546855224as in two support weapons? yes
I miss cave diving, Hiveworld doko???
>>546850313>"When we do warbonds ..[we] try to sell a fantasy. We're not thinking about a power fantasy or 'this weapon will be much better than other weapons you've tested before ...First we start with, what's the fantasy? What sort of movie trope are we trying to sell?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKw_1T0_UHQwarbonds are dress-up now, you are not allowed to have anything good ever again
The reason why people are abandoning the game is because it's become too hard for the average normie. The hive lord and the flying titan curb stomped all the noobs and they fled the game. You're all retarded for not noticing this.
>>546855420I’ll never buy another warbond after control groupI was excited over the variable and it ended up handling like a fucking donkey on wheelsthe epoch? dogshitno thanks
The game is too easy because the objectives are too easy!>destroys 4 command bunkers with a single AT emplacement
>>546855082>implying the devs ever leave their discord hugboxWhat a cute little troonspiracy theory you've fabricated. Tell me more about how the big meanie chuds ruined the children's videogame.
>>546855475I hate to say it but this is true, Oshaune was ball busting hard to dive on
>>546855475This but the spore burst strain framerate killing my box
>>546849021Absolutely nothing has happened. We get no update or info about anything they are working on and there isn't a deadline or promised date for when they finally roll out the next update or fixes, so for all we know the game might as well be abandoned right now>>546849104Except a warbond wont do it. They need a big new update to revive player interest, along with the idea that the game is mostly fixed again.
don't let players make decisions for your game ever
>>546856006alright unlimited uses is a bit much, but what about like.. 6 uses max per mission?
>bro the game is easy because we can complete the objectivesEasy/Difficult shouldn't be measured in whethever you complete the objectives. It should be a measure of how easy it is to stay alive while engaged with the enemy.
>>546856671Uhh deadass I die more often to physics jank and teammate retardation than to enemy action. How does this fit into the model?
>>546856671what the fuck kind of arbitrary definition is that?a game is easy when it's easy to win, and in helldivers you win by completing objectives. and the reason you can do that easily is because the enemies are so retarded you barely have to engage with them
>>546855091That flag mission wasn't boring at all a year ago, guess what happened?
>>546857660we've been doing it for a year straight?
>>546856006the thing is already heavly limited by its actual use time, locking on to random ""heavy"" units instead of real heavy units and long as fuck cooldown, removing use limit would at best make it on par with barrages
>>546810320
>still no SEAF Fireteam stratagem>still can't Stim Pistol SEAF Soldiers>still can't give them EATsI'm telling you all, it would make the game so much more awesome if we could actually summon our own SEAF squads outside of Megacities.
>>546858995*throws frag at you*
>>546858995These swiggers can't even give the stim pistol an alternate firing mode that stims yourself and you're asking for all that?
>encounter a cheater on D8Nice dogshit anti-cheat, Arrowhead
>>546857543Guess the game was always easy then and we didn't need any buffs whatsoever.
>>546859370The anti-cheat being shit means I can cheat in SC without repercussion so it's a good thing it's shit. Besides, it's a PvE game, cheating doesn't hurt anyone.
>>546859849it's almost as if the point was to make the guns fun to use not to make the game easieryou can beat D10 using nothing but a pre-buff liberator pen but that doesn't make it fun or interesting
>>546860084>it's almost as if the point was to make the guns fun to use not to make the game easierThat wasn't the point at all thoughever.The point was to make the game easier.
>>546860330says who
>>546860084says who
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242866056034/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>546860606says the main complaints during nerfdivers being about the guns feeling like shit bb guns and half of them being uselessno one has ever complained about the game being too hard when they can turn the difficulty down
>removing ammo economy doesn't make the game easier>doing more damage doesn't make the game easier>enemies being easier to kill doesn't make the game easier>enemies doing less damage doesn't make the game easier>enemies missing you on purpose doesn't make the game easier>reducing the ammount of enemies doesn't make the game easier>objectives being easier to complete doesn't make the game easier
90% of weapons not being worthless shit makes the game more fun, yes
>>546860828>no one has ever complained about the game being too hard when they can turn the difficulty downHow do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you say dumb shit like this?
>killing paper tissue grunts in 3 bullets instead of 2? basically trivializes the game>adding d10? whatever>adding flying bile spewers with invisible one shot vomit? not a factor>adding claustrophobic caves where you can't use stratagems? who cares>flaming shotgun devastators that one-shot you from 200 yards away? like they're not even there
>>546860828>no one has ever complained about the game being too hard when they can turn the difficulty downbrother is this the first time you've ever been to this general? motherfuckers absolutely refuse to lower the difficulty and complain til they're blue in the face and arrowhead eventually nerfs enemies. the 60 day patch happened because people couldn't turn down the difficulty to one where behemoth chargers didn't appear
>>5468608232/4
>retards ITT trying to separate Easy/Difficult from FunBold strategy. Let's see if it pays off.
>>546861223I've been in this general long enough to know that's a retarded strawman people pull out when someone asks for guns to be less shit or for enemies not to one shot you through cover
>>546860828The devs literally said they can't add more difficulties to the game because it would piss off the casual crowd that wants to play on max difficulty and chill at the same time
>>546861223>turn down the difficulty to one where chargers didn't appearWhy would you?The difficulty-scaling in this game is GARBAGE.Absolute snoozefest D6 and below.
I used to cringe at the term "snownigger" but now I see that it stuck around for a reason
>>546861340was that before or after they did exactly that? the game is literally harder now that it was on release or before the 60 day patch lol
>>546861392>the game is literally harder now that it was on release or before the 60 day patchGo ahead anon. Explain how it's harder now. Use your words.
>>546861340They could just add selectable modifiers for every difficulty, that way you have stoned casuals playing D10, and MLG gaymers playing D10 with challenge modifiers.
>>546861392the fuck lmao no it's notcurrent d10 is pretty much launch d7, easier in fact since everything dies much faster
>>546861456d10 exists and there are stronger elite units like incel corps, factory striders, dragonroaches, etc. it's not rocket science>b-but you had to railgun a charger in the leg a couple times instead of firing AT at its face!!!
>>546861549actually delusional and can't tell the difference between the game actually being harder and people getting better at the game after playing it for 800 hours
>>546861597Good lord you're retarded.Why do I even entertain idiocy like this?
the highest difficulty should be tuned such that even a squad of expert players only gets a chance of winningthere is nothing wrong with catering to a small elite like this, in fact it's much more destructive to do the opposite as gaming history has shown time and time againenough with the broader audience thing
>>546861767you can start by formulating an argument instead of being a smarmy little retard
>>546860823Sending it with 2.
>terminid sperges out and true combos you for an instant death
Why would I give you (you)'s for such low effort bait?
>>546861697I've had friends quit after less than 5 hours citing a lack of difficulty
don't le the door hit you on the way out>>546862009me too except it was a couple weeks after release
>>546862081indeed at no point has the game been anywhere close to punishing enough
>he doesn't even play the game yet continues to bait and shitpost ITTHow predictable lollmao even
>>546859964Met a cheater today>All he did was bounce around with a jump pack and throw the occasional multiple lasers>Joked he was an experimental super soldier>had a laugh>told me he didn't want to crash team mates so he took it easy on the stratagem spamgood lad
>>546862197yeah once you know what the good stratagems are and how to play it's not hard, which is why it's so ridiculous when nerftrannies shit their diapers over inconsequential gun buffs
>>546862218This is why I don't take issue with cheaters in PvE games: they add to the experience more often than they take away from it.
Good point to mention that "subfactions and special modifiers will be d11" is a pure undiluted rotten compromise & Arrowhead should be bullied until they agree to make a genuine d11.
>gains hyper sentience>shoots you out of the sky while you're jump packingHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>546862393Why would I be mad? If you ever played tribes you know that people are the most vulnerable when coming down after jump packing because they travel in a predicatable trajectory they can't change
>>54686233460 day patch made the game boring and has to be rolled back full stop
>>546862507sorry anon the game should be rolled back to where armor was purely ornamental or you're a bufftranny
Helldivers 2 classic when?
Lol, lmao even
>>546862594you do not deserve to oneshot heavies no matter how hard you cope
>>546862594this but unironically
>>546862629Wasnt there a way you could roll back the game to previous versions?
>>546862507>the game was at its most fun when the player numbers were at their lowest and still freefalling
>>546862812Better to have a game played by 5000 decent people than 500k plebbit dads.
Remember, there won't be an update until the game awards where they can advertise that they fixed the game with a new named update
>>546862812>player numbers at their lowest and still freefallingthat's right now thoughbeit
>>546862990not quite but we're getting there
egalitarianism is nonsensical and evilelitism is normal and correct
>>546863041No we officially beat the record low a few days ago
>>546863281only a swigger could fumble a game this badly
>>546861163>>546861223>>546861340Let me tell you boys something about difficulty.You could lower the difficulty but for two-thirds of the Dragonroach's lifespan it would continue to spawn all the way down to D1 missions. You wouldn't have any enemies except for a 6000hp AV4 target spawning in every minute with no break. That's to be expected on D10 but would very quickly shatter the illusion for someone who only plays >7. They ought to consolidate the number of difficulties we have to a more reasonable number. Something about difficulty.
>>546864092the game honestly doesn't need more than 3 or 4 difficulties
>>5468608233/4, we're waiting 5.
Nice
>>546862912>5000 decent people Fuck no, it will be 2000 trannies, 2000 brownoids, 1000 seething autists.I would rather have reddit dads larping as halo / starwars / warhammer marines failing difficulty 3
ded gaemkilled by no content
>>546866654it'll be 4000 chinks and 1000 reddit dads either way
>>546831835>snow mapsHOORAY!>jungles 2.0hooray
>>546855082>The game has even fewer players nowNo shit it's abandonware with no content.
the content is coming chud
just two more weeks
Arrowhead devs haven't even taken their 16th yearly vacation and you're asking for more content? The entitlement.
>>546868092
>>546860823GGs.
>>546868553Love ya work
yeah this is grim
>bring HMG to bots with recoil armor>warstrider seed>wow this is actual cancer>call in the free laser cannon, surely it can't be better>can just pop the warstriders from afar, not get ragdolled 24/7, kills shield devs with ease and all light chaff that would be too hard to pop with the dog shit ergo>Even on a fire tornado dessert planet it feels better, and I don't have to stop every 5 seconds to reload and call in resupplywow this thing is so dogshit it makes me enjoy the laser cannon.
>>546869854crazy how even the AC got a buff and the HMG got nothing. It really need a buff>125 ammo>45 durable damage>bring the 1200rpm mode backThe HMG used to be good (on bot) before the release of the warstrider, but now it's "bring EAT or suffer chud!"
>>546870620you can just bring HMG and EATsupplementing otherwise non-AT loadouts is what EAT is for
>>546869854Put it on max RPM and aim for the leg joint
>>546870943Yeah but back then it wasn't mandatory, at least you can kill warstriders rather quickly with the AC and AMR after the recent buff patch to the point you don't even need EAT.
>>546869854
>>546865736>AH making fuck all money on the next 2-3 warbonds because casual players probably made 3-4k SC while the swedes were refusing to release more warbonds
Next content drop won't even be a surprise. It's all been leaked already
>>546871928Why is that worth stating?
>>546856006being limited in the first place is dumb since there is already a timer on how long you can use strats
New Backpack Stratagem: Disposable Anti-Tank Harness>lets you carry a disposable AT support weapon on your back>that's literally it, it does nothing else>just hold an EAT, Commando or NEAT in your hands and press the backpack button, the backpack detects if it's a valid weapon and then puts it on your back>you can now pick up another support weapon and wield it like usual>pressing the backpack button will automatically drop your carried support weapon and bring the AT weapon to bearBroken, or not? If you want to take full advantage of it by yourself, you would need to either sink three entire stratagem slots (support weapon, backpack, and disposable AT), pray to RNG that you can find a decent support weapon on the map, or only ever play on colony maps where you can pick up EATS off the ground. Anything more, and you would have to (gasp!) coordinate with your teammates.
>>546856006Honestly see no point in bringing the laser over the 120mm. The 120 has a lower CD, kills almost everything in the area and has unlimited uses. Meanwhile the orbital laser gets kneecapped by an arbitrary useage limit.
is this a bug from the app or did joel actually railroad this
>>546871521>conveniently leaving out the fact that the HMG does in three bullets what it takes the Laser Cannon a full second to accomplish
>>546872230>Broken, or not?Not. You're giving up much better backpacks to effectively just reduce the call in time of EATs. I like the idea of it but can't see any reason why I'd bother picking it over supplies, better mobility or a personal shield when I could just call in EATs, wait a couple of seconds, delete the heavy bothering me and be on my way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycmmbKfk3Gokino
>kino>recording at 10fpslol
>>546870943>bring eats for warstriders>bring a primary for devs>HMG for... hulk eyes?might as well just bring senator
>>546873506HMG for being a cool big machine gun that sounds cool when I shoot it
are caves still a thing? I missed it and oshaune isn't available anymoreim tired of bots
>>546872689it takes 2 seconds to wait for the recoil between shots>>546871693I genuinely expect them to release a new currency.
I can't fucking enjoy this game with all the fucking crutch-fags.>fires ultimatum>LAST RELOAD>dropping item>RELOADING>fires ultimatum>LAST REL-
>>546873604that's the problem, it's cool and it's fun to shoot. But you have to swap off of it so much it's just asinine. >group of chaff>stun grenade >kill the hulk>oh theres a trooper running up gotta swap and shoot>stun wore off and theres still two shield devs>gotta swap and pop them>okay now I can finally swap back to my HMG and... shoot the single rocket dev that almost killed itself>finish the encounter off with a grand total of 25% mag left on the HMG, better reload to full for the two warstriders that will soon rape your ass
>>546871521>does no fucking damage to anything to the point where it's better to use your primary on chaff and literally anything else on heavies
>>546873831>>oh theres a trooper running up gotta swap and shoot>>stun wore off and theres still two shield devs>>gotta swap and pop themno you don'tjust fucking mow them all down with the MG>"but muh ammo">presses 5 and gets full ammo backnot my problem
>>546873980HMG smooth brain
>joel about to take menkent and soon mastiahehehe what now, Hellchuds?
>>546874070>and gets full ammo backobviously talking about the HMG. the HMG is the only of the three MG's that gets full ammo back from the supply backpack.
>>546874345I'm biting my fingernails so hard dude. Will we be able to save Mastia for the MO after this forced loss?! Imagine the horror of not getting 0 medals if the MO fails!!!
dedgame
>>546872424>>546874345>>546874793They're cutting the campaign short to stealth drop the new bot lava planet content tomorrow. Come on you know it's true. Say it's fucking true. SAY IT'S FUCKING TRUE!!!!!!!
Tomorrow is patch day, which means warbond trailer followed by drop the following Thursday. If it doesn't happen I will eat surstromming.
>>546873506ap4 support weapons are generally for medium enemies
>>546873754Seriously there are more supply pack exploiters than normal players, the absolute state of this playerbase
>>546873754>>546875567>WAHHHHHHHHH NO YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO EXPLOIT THE GAME IN THIS WAY IT GOES AGAINST HOW I HECKIN PLAY>super credit arrows>reticle mods>chinese lobbies>slurs and racism for no reason>erm yep perfectly fine
PLACE
>bro just let me cheat like how does that affect you lol ecks dee brokill yourself.
>>546877080I refuse to believe there is no gallery of those prompts, including NSFW.
>>546876617Yes, you are wrong and brown if you can't see the difference (and I don't use any of those aside from racial slurs)
>>546876617reticle mods aren't cheating, they're merely player fixes for swedish mistakes
>>546876617>brownoid sees no issues with cheatingThe jokes writes themselves.
>>546878359modsaren'tcheatingplayers hold the sole right to determine what the game entailsthe alternative would be to leave it to Arrowhead who lack competence, dedication, and also cling to a completely fucked notion of what Helldivers 2 should be
>>546879059>Notice how he doesnt actually explain how theyre not cheats
>>546879059Real 70IQ hours.
>>546879059>modifying the game in a way developers didnt intendcheating>using an exploitnot cheating
>>546879432Theyre both cheating
>>546879512you're still seething
>>546879218>>546879285>wanting HD2's future to rest solely on the whims of scammers and liarsmodders have done more for the survival of this game than Arrowhead ever will
>>546879586>No argument>>546879598>modders have done more for the survival of this game than Arrowhead ever willCheaters actually believe this lmfao
>>546879432What the devs intend isn't worth anything. It would be if they were professional and competent, but alas they're incapable hippies. You don't get to call "muh intellectual property" as incapable hippies.
Thanks for reminding me these threads are irredeemable during content droughts.
It sure is brown in here.
>>546879669again, highly incompetent Arrowhead devs vs highly capable and dedicated player devs/moddersobviously we'll give praise to the latter and piss on the formerand you're missing out on the definitive version of Helldivers 2 without mods, just like you are with any other game that requires extensive modding in order to not be garbage
>>546879926mah boy, these baits are what all true browns strive for!
>>546880125>actually we're saving the game saar>superior product saarlmao
>>546875527I agree, which is why HMG should frankly do better against shield devs and shit like elevated overseers.
>>546880125>"The definitive version is whenever I install cheats"
Finally, a new drawing :)
>>546880479i don't look like thisand i don't say things like that
>>546880275Nothing can save the game at this point, but with mods you'll have a much less aids ridden experience. Arrowhead are woefully incapable of UI and sound design for one. Why settle for the inferior when a superior solution is available for free? For what reason? "sweds dun decided it" isn't a good reason.
>>546880631>superior solution saar!!
>>546880479middle one is me
>>546880479>no fat-assed clinicianEnough lollygagging!Draw more cute bugs doing cute things.
>>546880631>Arrowhead are woefully incapable of UI and sound design for oneUnironically works on my machine. Maybe you just have shitty situational awareness and low IQ if menus give you this much trouble.
>this shit again
>>546881025>Being disingenuous about what mods are being talked about
>>546874790oh okay >>546873980>click shield dev with HMG>flails around randomly>two troopers so far apart that it'd take 5 minutes to shoot both of them>get shot by the warstrider beaming you
>>546881110again players have every right to change the game>b-but devs fuck themthey're negligent, unprofessional, worthlessmake them put in the hours, start sacrificing for their work, then I might alter my opinion
>>546880893I attribute your ability to tolerate the slop Arrowhead abandoned us with to your low standards and unrefined tastes
>Stalwart>MG turret>Minigun Turret>patriotWhat else for my lord of bullets build?
>>546881346Youre trying to be a moralfag about cheating in a video game. Unironically go touch grass.>again players have every right to change the gameNo they dont.>>546881475Bro, open your ears.Bro, open your eyes.The games audio is fine if you dont tunnel vision and blast barbie music in your headset.Again, this isnt a game issue, its a you issue.
>>546881761guard dog? resupply turret
>>546881813>The games audio is finefuck no, it's dull, inauthentic, and dysfunctional
>"I CANT FUCKING HEAR THE ENEMEEEEZZZZ!!!!!!!!">What bros listening to on max volume: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G81E8QORnE4
>another 20 min waiting for TGA nomineescan we all agree that HD2 will 100% be part of it? so i can close the tab
>>546881936this. Audio sources seem to randomize near certain POIs and I keep hearing shit behind me. Like what kinda fucking hopes and dreams is this engine running on.
>>546881813Arrowhead shouldn't have brought the game to PC if mods are a no-noagain, players have every right to mod
>>546881936Sounds fine to me. Go back to cod if you want fake-ass movie explosion sounds.
>>546882073>Blaming arrowhead youre a shitter that needs to use cheatsLower the difficulty
>>546880479me on the left ready to ensure the will of super allah
>>546882018ikrI could meet the vanillatroons halfway if shit at least fucking worked
>>546881813>The games audio is finethis must be baitmost heavies make no sound at all
>>546882324If youre having difficulty with heavies because theres too much going on, Lower the difficulty. Less heavies will spawn.
>>546882324>most heavies make no sound at allIf you aren't looking at them. Which shouldn't be an issue unless you're a tunnel-visioning gamerdad or a controller-bound dudeweeder.
>>546882080>muh codon many occasions modders compiled sound mods entirely by themselves or relied on open source material but still delivered way better sfx than Arrowheadat this point I'm thinking you're an actual consolenigger calling these grapes sour
>>546882435How is that an argument about heavy sounds being completly broken?
>>546882493give him a break, it's the only straw for him to grasp
>truck sized bugs making no noise when they're not on your screen is ok because you can look at themyou cannot make this shit up
>>546882459I've heard your "realistic" sound mods. They sound like dogshit because its just "explosion.mp3">>546882493>>546882617Less enemies = less things going on = the higher likelyhood your deaf ass with no spacial awareness will get killed by a heavyLower the difficulty
>>546882617welcome to swedish notions of logic and fairness
>>546882683But that's not an argument against heavy sounds being completly brokenLower the difficulty really is the mark of retarded deflecting shitposters
>>546882810>BALANCE IN A VIDEO GAME- THAT'S UNREALISTIC MY FRIENDING. >NEXT YOU WILL BRING UP THE HAVING OF FUN WORD!
>>546882834>"Waahhhhh why isnt this thing louder than a bunch of explosions going off at once!!!"Lower the difficulty or try pic rel
>>546882834This. Like I was expecting niggers to shit on him cause they did fix the heavy audio of all thing. Having a stroke reading this shsgsgggggghhhhhh
>>546882683again, even just decent (by mod standards) player created sfx are leagues above anything Arrowhead can offerstop coping
>>546883049Consider: >>546882961Stop blaming Arrowhead because you tunnel visioned
>>546882961They make literally zero sound unless you're looking at themthey're objectively brokenLower your melanin
Turning off screen shake is cheating
>actually exploiting is fine>actually modding in cheats is fine>actually cheating is fine>actually it's about fixing soundsHilarious.Some good ol' goal-post moving until you arrive at a "defensible" position.
>>546883201Screen shake is sovl.
>>546883115>unless you're looking at themSounds like anecdotal evidence. Works on my machine. Maybe try being more aware of your surroundings. Maybe D10 isnt for you if you cant be bothered to pay attention when diving a planet full of giant hostile bugs.Lower the difficulty.
are we really surprised the game is perpetually on the brink of falling off a cliff when it attracted so many retarded brown shitposters
>>546883106Why can't Arrowhead just learn how to do sound design instead? Modders showed them how to, they just need to copy the some homework.
>>546883274Heres a guide: https://www.wikihow.com/Be-ObservantLower the difficulty or turn your monitor on
>still replying to the third world shitposter pretending to retarded
>>546883218this is for all intents and purposes a PC game and as such modding will always be a big part of itif you bring your game to PC you give your OK to people to mod it (datamine it too)the console age is over, IP control is a thing of the pastgo with the flow, don't get crushed by it
>Still getting rolled by a charger because he tunnel visionedLower the difficulty
>>546883398I can say without a shadow of a boast that I'm a better player than you'll ever be, come the fuck on, I saw more than enough of how you lot "play" this game
If you download mods (cheats) to make the game easier, you need to unironically lower the difficulty. Because youre effectively saying your lack of skill is somehow the games fault.
>hd2 nominated for best ongoing gamele mao
>>546883718If youre so good then why do you need so many handicaps?Lower the difficulty.
>best community nominee>hd2LMAO
>>546883767And yet you remain
>>546883848if something isn't good enough, it has to be aggressively improved, shrimplethis commitment to perfection is all that separates you and me (let's be honest just me) from being full blown albino niggersbeyond Arrowhead's piss poor sfx not working right, they're also dull, boring sounding, raping my immersion
>Best Esports "athlete"/teamPeople actually give a shit about this?
>>546883543i got the arrows mod y got 3 warbonds in 3 daysgg easy
>>546883538>We are PC saar!
>>546884092stockholm syndrome does that ring any bells
>>546884287not him but my god console is for niggers unironically
>>546884165>if something isn't good enough,PEBKACLower the difficulty.
>>546884505>revkaswhat?
what are you guys voting for at TGA ?
>>546884640HD2 for the most wasted potential and worst devs award
>"No, you dont get it! I need to download 50 handicap mods because the game is so bad and I keep dying! NO, IM NOT CHEATING AND I WONT LOWER THE DIFFICULTY! ITS NOT MY FAULT I KEEP GETTING RUN OVER BY CHARGERS!"Narcissists
>>546883950>best community Damn... is it really that bleak for other live service games?
is arc raiders similar to helldivers because if we got a potential helldivers-like but without incompetent swedish devs I'm just gonna jump ship now
im convinced there's just rampant shitposting to screech at anyone that doesnt play the game vanilla, if youre really bothered by it that much make a lobby and tell others to not bring mods, simple
>Arc Raiders not even mentionnedit's over for you arc niggers
>>546885154Yes it's the backpack exploitroon trying to deflect by derailing the thread
I would understand holding back with mods, leaks, and hax if this were a genuine classic with somewhat of a future but come on nerds it's Arrowhead and Helldivers, both will be dead and forgotten in a few short years, so make the most of it, hack and exploit the living shit out of it if that's what gives you kicks lmao what rights do treasonous doomed swiggers have to sanction your heckdump experience? Protip they don't have any
>>546885030How is it HD-like when it's extractionslop?
>>546885274But HD2 is also extractionslop?
God loves you
>>546885030does it have the gaylactic war and a snownigger as their DM ?
>>546885317no it's not, extraction is completely optional
>>546885317It's not, you don't risk anything by dying and/or failing the mission.
>>546885259even if that were the case, there's been a significant amount of retards like (You) around too
>>546885349Jesus Christ be praised!
>>546884819It doesn't take a narcissist to feel superior to you anon. You have no arguments and think throwing adhoms in a circle can substitute for them. Well I'm sorry but the art of arguments wasn't balanced by swedes. Meaning you actually have to bring the right shit and be good in order to win. Mods aren't cheats. They are, for the most part, instances of players making right where devs went wrong. Nothing more.
>>546885790>It doesn't take a narcissist to feel superior to you anon>You have no arguments and think throwing adhoms in a circle can substitute for themTelling you to lower the difficulty isnt an insult. Its advice. Because it sounds like D10 isnt for you. I suggest starting at D4 and climbing your way up.
>>546886536Any retard can solo d10. No arguments. Arrowhead sfx people deserve to be flogged.
>Heres your content, bwohttps://x.com/helldivers2/status/1990440021954822513
>>546886701>Any retard can solo d10.Do those retards use cheats like you?Lower the difficulty.>Arrowhead sfx people deserve to be floggedTurn down your barbie music. D10 asks that you pay attention. I think the Sims might be a better fit for you.
>nothing
>>546886859>D10 asks that you pay attention.lmao no it doesn't, it never has
>>546886939So why do you need cheat mods because Chargers keep running you over?Lower the difficulty?
>is that... a hecking LAVA LEVEL?>ERMAGERD REDDIT ARE YOU SEEING THIS? MARIO WARBOND SOON *BING* *BING* WAHOO!!!
>>546887164the lava does remind me of mario 64 lmao
>"D10 doesnt ask for you to pay attention">"NOOOO!!!! I NEED CHEAT MODS BECAUSE I KEEP DYING TO STUFF IM NOT SEEING!!!"Nice job contradicting yourself.Lower the difficulty.
We need D11NOW!
lobby doko
>>546887235we can't forget that nintoddlerdom is very big in sweden because of fucking course it isI wouldn't be shocked at all to see HD2 hit Switch 2 so we can go full circle with the "a game for retards" branding
>>546887136As in a need to play a game with sound design that actually had some effort and soul put into it. You know, what you're not getting if you play unmodded Helldivers 2.
>>546887661>Moving the goalpost for the 8th timeYou very clearly lost.Lower the difficulty
>>546887749No goalposts were moved, zero arguments haver saar.
Im not at all surprised the cheaters cant win without moving the goalpost. I imagine everytime they die they alt tab and mash their keyboard to search for a cheat to make the game easier.Its symbolic, really.
>>546887661>playing with sound oni seriously hope you don't do this
>>546887164>MARIO WARBONDhttps://files.catbox.moe/8s3l7t.mp3
>last lobby 6h ago
>>546887825>actually exploiting is fine>actually modding in cheats is fine>actually cheating is fine>actually it's about fixing sounds>actually youre doing adhom>actually the game doesnt require attention>actually it does>okay, maybe a little, BUT NOT LIKE THATLower the difficulty.
>he plays with his screen onSAAAR LOWER THE DIFFICULTY SAAAAAAAR
>>546887982topkek
>>546888053all of what you stated is true>b-but it infringes on da swedesfuckthemfuck them to hell, I'd do the funny traditional russian squat dance on cam if AHS HQ got flattened by a peace truck right now
>>546888274>moved the goalpost for the 9th timeLower.The.Difficulty.
>>546887982Was he the top or the bottom guy ?
>stopped playing due to poor windows 10 compatibility>download windows 11>game runs great>flying enemies are tankier>aiming is nerfed toodamntheres a lot of good stuff too but the sway is tragicis there anything you can still fire while diving?
>>546888402why does the simple fact that arrowhead keeps getting schooled by modders mindbreak you so hard?
>>546888481>turtle ninja reincarnated to thisGrim...
>>546888495why does the simple fact that you should lower the difficulty minbreak you so hard?
>>546888481>stopped playing due to poor windows 10 compatibilitywut
Why the actual fuck is Microsoft running marketing bots on fucking 4chan of all places?
>>546887982>me with your mom
so no one up for a lobby? aight imma head out, see you fags when there's content
>>546888770>botsit's pajeets, like the ones Arrowhead hired to DMCA strike their own community
>>546888932yeah yeah I'm well aware that AI means "actually Indians"
>>546888921>anon never returned
holy kek how is this freshly thawed out caveman still making videos
>>546887982>SEX SOUNDS ARE LE FUNNY HAHAkys
>>546888481Windows 11 is just 10 with even more spyware you retard. There's no "poor compatibility" with 10. It even runs fune on fuckin loonix despite the anti cheat.
>>546889491>smelly friendless behavior
>>546888692I couldnt even play the game, probably an issue with anti-cheat>>546888770Not a shillI traded comfort for the ability to use bluetooth and letting china have a kernel backdoor to my computerEverything else is worse too
>>546889881you could have just done a clean Win 10 install, man. that probably would have fixed it
>>546888692Just your everyday w11 shill. Be sure to let none of your attention spill onto it.
>>546888481None of these things are true, you are indian
>>546887982the fuck did i just hear
Fucking hell are the servers down or is my game pub'd
Mods are based and there's nothing you can do to stop me from using them :-)
>He conceded that he has no argumentLower the diffiulty
>>546890208vinny?
>>546890932yes
>>546890731based opinion but I wouldn't put it past swiggers to troon out and start prohibiting mods one day
GUCCI MAD YUHGUCCI GETS ME "LOWER DIFFICULTY" YUHGUCCI MAD GUCCI MAD GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>no lobby>shitposting>slow threadyeah ded game im out
>>546889416>freshly thawed out cavemanHoly kek
>be lvl 31>do d4 missions, frequently lvl 100+, with at least 1 lvl 150 playing along always in mission>try out d6 cuz i need super rares>no lvl 100+ in sight, all lvl range 10-20why is it like this?
>>546891689wigga look like he's about declare war on whiterun
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242908080899/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>546891713join /hdg/ lobbies
>>5468922844/4, alive game.
>>546849021Hopefully some dumbass nigger muslim blows up AH studios while they're busy making the game worse.
I swear to fucking god if these swedes are going to release a content drop a day after I uninstalled
>bugchaser went on a massive crashout because he needs a crutch to play bugsthese are the people telling you bugs are hard
>>546873613I could see them separating SC into 'Free' and 'Paid' versions and making any future Warbonds purchaseable with 'Paid' SC only.
>>546849021Let's have a rundown of all the "content" they managed to ship out over the span of the game's lifespan of nearly 2 years.>a half baked new faction nobody likes and is wildly unpopular>a handful of new elite units for existing factions>cave biomes which render half your stratagems unusable>cities which are functionally the same as any other open map but sometimes your stratagems get stuck on a building>a bunch of guns most of which are useless>a new difficulty that doesn't do anything interestingWow gee I can't believe people are fucking bored out of their mind.
>>546893472>>cave biomes which render half your stratagems unusableThis is something only shitters are concerned with.
Yeah yeah lower le difficulty, get new material.
>Nothing happenedAnother banger side Obj. by Game Master Joel
>>546893898not that anon. I don't think anon is complaining about the challenge of playing without stratagems. playing with stratagems is just more fun and dynamic. besides primaries (secondaries as well) are so overtuned now that you can solve the game with just those two slots and the occasional hellbomb. don't expect anyone to clap though. playing without stratagems doesn't make you hardcore. at least not anymore.
>>546894251It only existed to give people a reason to dive squids and stop one of their attacks cause they wouldn't otherwise. I think the laser cannon is all we got out of it
>>546894609It's not even that you have to play with no stratagems, you just have to pick from the tiny pool of shit you can actually use.If you took a shot every time you saw an exosuit on oshaune during the MO you'd die of alcohol poison.
half life 3 crossover at the TGAs BELIEVE IT.
This is your reminder to give 39-tan a try.She WILL do her best for you. She will take on devastators, Hulks and Gunships if you tell her to. She can go the distance, even if she gets out of breath quickly, she can put up a good pace if you time her well. She panics at shorter distances but she plays well with an energetic bigger sister like the Stalwart or a grenade launcher.(Just pretend I out an anime girl version of the accelerator rifle here).
the tenderizer kinda sucks
>>546895693it's alright if you can stand light pen
Yo what armor/helm/cape you wearin
>>546895453ballistics only
WARBOND TOMORROW
>>546895907think it's just the ammo capacity throwing me off, i'm usually sticking with the variable or dickle
>>546893472>a handful of new elite units for existing factionsLet's not forget some of these amaaaazing additions.1. An infinite ragdoll machine with no weakpoints on the faction whose whole gimmick is weakpoints.2. Gunships that (pre nerf) were made of adamantium, spawned infinitely, and could hear you from 5 miles away (ruining stealth on the one faction where it's viable)3. BIG CHUNGUS voteless, who themselves were already a rip off of terminids, requiring 6 million rounds to take down and didn't have weakpoints either for some reason>cave biomes which render half your stratagems unusableDecent point but imo that's actually a neat "feature" similar to how the commando missions will be in 15 years when they release them. The actual worst part of the caves is how you can't break bug bodies so chargers/impalers clog up the tunnels. In ways helldivers can't navigate but bugs can, naturally.
>>546896383Prove it, swede.
>>546896173It literally does ballistics damage
>>546880125Objectively correct.>>546880275>>546880461Objectively transgender or (and) black women of color console players.There isn't a single moddable pve game on earth whose definitively best version isn't with a curated modlist. ESPECIALLY the case with these retarded swigger devs. If you disagree that means, what, you think AH is good at their job? You think swigs worked really hard on all the textures and audio and it can't be improved upon by modding autists? Go on. Say "I love swigger cock" and just come out with it if you're unironically against modding.
>>546897246>Obsessed and without an argument>Projecting his homosexual swedish fetishes>"you think AH is good at their job?"What, you think youre good at the game because you installed cheats? Lower the difficulty.
are there any nude mods
ayo fuck gucci straight up his tight bussy yall feel me senpai?
>>546897493>INSTANT replySo you DO think AH is good at their job? You didn't say no. Go suck them off troon maybe their post nut clarity will help them get some work done during their 15 minute work day.
>>546897493>projecting projectionsyou're not playing a harder version by going vanilla, just a worse one
>>546897863>So you DO think AH is good at their job?Works on my machine, so yes. I have situational awareness and pay attention. No cheats needed. Lower the difficulty if D10 is too much for you.>Talking about sucking cock againYou really like thinking about that, dont you?>>546897898A better version would be downloading 50 cheat mods that plays the game for me? No thank you.
>>546896173my nigga
>>546897863indeed he believes the perfidious swiggers should be the only authors and source of progress this game has after delivering nothing but pain and disappointment since the game launched
>Unironic dad gamers with tinnitus itt trying to convince other people the games audio balancing is bad
>>546898314I think the game's audio being bad is considered an established fact among divers of all hearing gradesalso not just balancing but just plain shitty sounds
>>546898442Works on my machine. Lower the difficulty so less things spawn and your fading hearing will be able to pick it up
>Best Ongoing Game>Final Fantasy XIV>Fortnite>Helldivers 2>Marvel Rivals>No Man’s Sky>Best Community Support>Baldur’s Gate 3>Final Fantasy XIV>Fortnite>Helldivers 2>No Man’s SkyI like hd2 (hate swiggers ofc) but if these faggots manage to win either of these meaningless awards I can only conclude snoy gave their entire Q3 and Q4 content budget to Geoff as a bribe. Helldivers hasn't made as much content in 2 years as Fortnite or NMS makes in 2 months. And BEST COMMUNITY SUPPORT??? LOL. I suppose if crashing out and shitting on players + endlessly lying to them counts as support.
>>546898539you're not gonna get any sympathies with your zero arguments circular seething, swede glazer
>>546898636Lowering the difficulty is a valid argument. It would solve all the apparent issues youre experiencing.If someone with bad knees couldnt sprint without hurting their knees, I would suggest they do a light jog instead.Its sound advice. Lower the difficulty.
warbond this thursday
>>546898156>>546898539>works on my machinePost your machine, and your hands while you're at it. You won't. Because your "machine" is a PS5 (because you're a brown) and your hands are brown (because you're brown). Sour grapes.
>>546898807nope, still nothing, I still believe players have 100% of every right to embarrass swiggers with mods, next try please
game fixing patch tmrrow right guise??!
>>546898925>Downloads crutch mods because he has tinnitus and doesnt know how to turn his mouse>"Ha! Take THAT Sweden!"The only person youre embarrassing is yourself. Lower the difficulty.>>546898921I have a PC shitbox and I dont need mods to be able to turn my mouse. Again, if you cant hear chargers over all the chaos, lower. The. Difficulty. Less chaos = easier for you to hear chargers. Is this not sound advice?
>>546898887https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMpGsUPTx1I
>"I KEEP GETTING ROLLED BY CHARGERS BECAUSE LE SOUND!"Consider this handy dandy guide:
>>546899248>I have a PC shitboxah, poorfagso the real issue comes from any mod you install tanking your framerate to single digitsin a way that's even worse than being a consolenigger, right platform, wrong wealth bracket
>>546899649So if you have such a powerful PC why do you need cheat mods?
>>546899248>"Uhhh I have a PC! I'm not sour grapes-ing! I'm just not gonna post it or my hands though!!!"Oh reeeally? I definitely believe you.... What country are your great grandparents from? Germany? England? Whatever you say tyrone.
i never cared about muh sound because i just jam to my music
>>546899924>Moving the goalpostSorry, but there isnt a mod to make me derail the topic. Lower the difficulty if you cant hear chargers or consider the following: >>546899503Its not Arrowheads fault you walked into a bug nest and didnt keep aware of your surroundings.
>>546899754if you could stop being locked in your own sad little anti-reality bubble you might just find a chance to stop being poor, get a good PC, and enjoy crosshairs that actually work, how about that
>>546900164Consider: >>546900142
>>546900313>mad
Im noticing a lot of overlap between bufftroons and cheaters. Both of them need the game to become easier because they refuse to lower the difficulty and blame the game for all their shortcomings.
>>546890208that pic is literally me when i see a succulent delicious breedable leandiver in my gameyou all know what you're doing to me when you play as a leandiver in our lobbies
warbond doko
>Walks into a bugnest on D10>Doesnt at all keep aware of his surroundings and tunnel visions>Gets run over by Charger>'WHUAAAT??? DOOD THERE WAS NOTHING I COULDVE DONE! THE GAME IS CHEATING!"
>>546898807>Lowering the difficulty is a valid argument8.8% mission failure rate btw
>>546900841Youre the 8.8% it would seem.Lower the difficulty.
>ctrl+f lower the difficulty>30 hitswhat do you call this mental illness
>>546900952Critical attention whoring and terminal (You) addiction
>>546900952poor+brown syndrome
>the enemy designed to stalk, ambush and disrupt divers is loud and often pivots to be infront of your pov>the enemy designed to be a big wall of meat that needs immediate answering has barely auditable footplaps and may not roar when charging
>>546900952Narcissism. They refuse to accept D10 isnt for them and insist the game must accommodate to them instead of the other way around.
RAISE THE DIFFICULTY
>>546892284GGs.
>>546901026>>546901056These. It's time to stop feeding the (you)s until the groid posts - at the bear minimum - his ps5 and d50 hands.
>>546901078If only there was some way to keep track of everything near you!
>>546900770>playing bugs>>546901078peak design
This general is such a wretched place.
>>546901260>"I dont have any spacial awareness because the browns and PS5"Turn off crossplay and lower the difficulty while youre at it.
>>546901349needs a mod
>>546901482I was about to post something like>what no content does to a generalbut then I remembered that when the last patch dropped it was followed by a days long spergout of the nerftroon and discordsistersMaybe /hdg/ really should just die at this point
>>546901552>actual unapologetic consoleniggerjesus christ
People here really do have the same mindset as darksydephil
People here really do have the PS5 or Xbox Series (LMAO bunch of suckers)
>>546901942So its the PS5s fault you cant turn your mouse?
Joel will keep spamming high level defenses until he paints enough of the map in enemy colors. You fucking chuds weren't supposed to win every single one of the last 5 defenses.
>>546902129PS5's fault this game is a lot worse than it could be, particularly in its lack of a common sense hotkey feature.
>MO implies that a planet will be attacked>planet gets attacked>AARRGRRGGHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT
>>546902405>lack of a common sense hotkey feature.Like how you lack the common sense to be aware of your surroundings when you enter a meganest? No survival instinct whatsoever. Lower the difficulty.
Will heavy enemy sounds be fixed if I lower the difficulty?
JOOOOOEEEEL YOU FORGOT TO CHECK THE EAGLE STORM PROGRESS!!! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEL!!!!!!!!!!
>>546902648no
He's not even replying to anyone now. He's just shouting bait posts into the void and arguing with imaginary anons. This is what mental illness looks like.
>>546902648>>546902752The sound isnt broken. Your tinnitus is too loud and its drowning out the sounds. Lower difficulty means lower spawns, lower spawns means less chaos, less chaos means less sounds, less sounds means your fading hearing can hear chargers and titans and you wont be overstimulated with all the bugs and youll be more aware of whats going on around you.Ergo, lower the difficulty.
>>546902941nah the sound design in this game is a straight F "what the fuck were they thinking" tier and you are turbo coping
>going to lose 2 planets on the bot frontEpic.
>>546903061Works on my machine. Coping would be me downloading a cheat mod to compensate for my poor awareness and blaming the game.
imagine spamming a thread all day arguing that broken sounds are a skill issue
>>546903080GODDAMNIT THEY BELONG TO SQUIGGER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>546903112even if it had layers and were mixed well it would still sound worse than what a bunch of modders pissed together under a shoddy sdk on github
>>546903080Do me a quick favor and check the progress and time until Eagle Storm activates
>>546903225Unironically thats whats going on though? Theres more to gaming than shooting. Only a dadgamer would think otherwise. If your aging mind is overstimulated leading to tunnel visioning and your tinnitus is too loud to pick out sounds in chaos, you need to lower the difficulty.
>keeps replying to the shitposting retard>DUUHH WHY DOESN'T HE GO AWAY
>>546903080Eagle storm will save Mastia. Menkent could have been saved if everyone stayed focused on it and let Mastia stew while eagle storm spooled up. Swedes purposefully made the galactic war impossible to coordinate so this kind of strategy is not possible.
>>546903456They know that everything Im saying is objectively correct and they dont like it.
so where are the jet soldiers anywaytheir manufactory planet is a stone's throw away and they're not coming outwhat's the logic here
>>546903615jeets only come out when Joel wants to do maximum railroading, as they're guranteed to take at least two planets no matter what the players doUnless eagle strom is avaible, but if that happens the DSS will just get "sabotaged" and go offline
Heildivers 2
>>546903615The jeet brigade shows up when Joel needs to reset the bot front or there is a narrative event. Neither are happening so no jeets.
>>546903945Its 100% happening once joel finds out he didnt check eagle storm and is going to spam them once it expires.
The jet brigade are basically nothing as a subfaction, easily the least threatening subfaction in my eyes. Why are they randomly so powerful "in lore"?
>>546904293I guess they're super cheap to produce since they're shitty jobbers?
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>>546904293Because its obvious as the de-facto "Dissident/Rebel" faction because theyre run by the cyborgs Arrowhead self-inserts as them and use the jeet brigade whenever they feel like getting "revenge" on le evil heckin fascists (players)
>>546904456>shitty jobbers>cheap to produce>apparently easily take multiple planets whenever they roll outso why don't the atuomiggas just spam them and make more planets dedicated to shitting them out, are they stupid?
>>546902747he's intentionally pumping the dss up to make mastia a hecking nailbiter, but for it to become available just AFTER menkent is lostthis is the clearest proof the dss is just another dial that joel gets to twist