>>546735507>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing>galleryhttps://files.riichi.moe/mjg/oc/tourneys/arts%20and%20crafts%206/
holy tokers
>>546811007MAHJONG????
Toki slop …
They call me the nice guy on the path to Tenho.
>>546811278>>546811632thats the invisible girl
That's not Toki, idiots.
I don't watch sucky
>>546811868>short brown shoulder length hair>bangs in the middle>blue eyesthat is literally toki
why is it so hard for me to do gacha dailies for more than a few days
>>546811835Who?
>>546811927How does she do it?She's so full of AURA from every angle.The more you twist and rotate her, the more powerful she becomes.Truly unsettling...
>>546812330MOOOOT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
>>546812330
>>546812229you're probably annoyed by how freaking pointless and gay it all is to play a video game like a chore, and the awareness of your limited time and inevitable death is driving you to do something better.
>>546810463I already know that I'm just too lazy to get past the "learn a bunch of common words and grammar so you understand what you're immersing in" part
>>546812404What are you talking about?
>>546807228What is this accent?https://youtu.be/oI-FLNU7jKM?si=ieJWM4J8C4E9znNS&t=67
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPruiHpPbnw
>>546812665He sounds like half of /mjg/
>>546812448This is why I can't play Diablo 2 or PoE anymore
>>546813537And what exactly is half of /mjg/?
>>546813645Eastern European
>>546813645/mj
>>546813645chinese
>>546813828You mean /mi
Mahjong is a mid game genshin is better
>>546814041didn't read lol
doko
Why not just fix the pair in both WWYDs? I don't get it
>>546814148what game do you wanna play
In my restless dreams, I see that lobby. Throne room. You promised me you'd meet me there someday. But you never did.Well, I'm alone there now. Waiting for you.
>>546814643it says it right there
>>546814656Necesse
I never said I'd play ranked
>>546814768no it doesn't
>>546814804@famousdrunk
Did you see that, Steve?!Clear as a crisp spring morning!"T O"... In the coffee!
>>546814847>the marginally greater acceptance on discarding 7m compared to 5p6s is outweighed by the increased likelihood of bad wait tenpai
>>546814643There's never a reason to fix the head when you have an ankou tbqhwyf
In Japan, where I was born, they call me Kakegurui.
>>546815016If I draw 46p or 57s how is this a bad tenpai
>>546814960Is this implying sword slut is crazy and Steve doesn't exist?
>>546814857you called?
>>546814643It's simple, really. The marginally greater acceptance on discarding 7m compared to 5p or 6s is outweighed by the increased likelihood of bad wait tenpai. Between 5p and 6s, we discard 5p for the chance of a final wait slightly closer to the edge (on drawing 7s).Discard 5p -> draw 7s : 5s / 8s 8 winning tilesDiscard 6s -> draw 6p : 4p / 7p 7 winning tilesAdditionally, the hand can still incorporate the backfire 6p after discarding 5p.222788m6789p123sThe above shape accepts dora 9p for ryanmen tenpai. Furthermore, completion of the manzu leads to a 69p nobetan wait.Discard 1s, hoping to incorporate additional dora into the hand.22278m67899p234sIf it were earlier, we could fix the ryanmen with 8m but at turn 8 as dealer the loss in acceptance is too great.
>>546815509I get it now, thanks
>>546814137Genshin good mahjong bad
>>546815615no you don't
>>546815162Swordsaint was never the same after Blood Sprout killed her parents. That's when "Steve" showed up
you don’t fix the head here … because you just don’t okay!!!
I always go headless just like irl
>>546813565same, I got my fill of endless grinding for the sake of grinding when I was younger but it feels incredibly pointless now. Although gacha dailies had me trapped until recently because of how short they are, so the burnout ended up being sneakier.
HEY I'M NOT SOME FUCKING DELUSION, I'M RIGHT HERE, HEY STOP IGNORING M-
>>546815127it's a pretty simple answer idk why you're struggling so much
don't op blieing
yeah mjg know better pffthahaha
did you guys hear that
of course I doI'm the one who asked
i do a little fappy and then i take a little nappy
>>546814643discard 7m, bad waits 357p468s = 21 tiles, good waits 18discard 5p, bad waits 579m48s = 19 tiles, good waits 17, but the 2x8m good wait draw is super good and the 4x9m bad wait draw is not bad with many improvements to a good wait after discarding 8m. 13469m69p1457s = 41 tiles
>>546814643We don't need a head, we already have enough shapes, we need a good wait, so we maximize the odds of getting one.
no you don't
Strange that I genuinely could not tell you the name of even one anon that actually plays Eve. Perhaps the most irrelevant but widely posted jyanshi. Curious.
>>546817418You can.
>>546817321Why not fix the ryanmen then
We play Steve
Majsoul Friends Room 31160(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31160
Hard challenge: don't fall for the bait of >names.
this book wrong me lower rank think so
I can’t
Speaking of dekiru and dekinai, I have been reading some Classical Japanese as of late and it feels like I went back to being a dekinai, mahjong.
Doesn't Ralph from Logistics main Steve?
Icantseiimahjdong
>>546817418This, but dota.
>>5468174793/4
>>546817648unfunny
>started>no one on my friendlist in a friendly
>have bad day>open youtube>watch https://youtu.be/bExr8Y66kB4?si=EUtdsJEyzFGt8FpT&t=6098>day better
>>5468174794/4Started
>>546817479Not gonna join but I just want to wish you guys good luck. I'm counting on you.
>>546817840>he isn't friends with booty
WWYD author doesn’t even play just posts about it and uzaku is the biggest theoryshitter in every strategy game ever invented
>>546817479Nice tummy
>MJS has a nearly 1gb resource download on my phone wtf
>>546817931post uzaku's majsoul account alreadyhow else are we supposed to know if he's a fraud
>>546817840Good, don't soil your list with r*bbits.
>>546817479sex with sweaty girlsthat is all
>>546817931if he doesn't play then neither do you
I'm nearly headless
>headlessDurarara collab when?
What do I goon to today? No NTR or feet please.
>>546818816
Did you play at least one ranked hanchan today, Anon?
>>546818816hanner
yo onions gay
>>546818816RJ344212
>>546819308no mames wey
I am over the hump. NNN is almost overI won't come
>>546819178I haven't played Mahjong in months.
>>546819178I always do, I got 1st place today.
>>546818816RJ01035443
>>546819563If you get 2 weeks in then you'll make it. The first 2 weeks teaches you that you can do it.
>>546819710A STEVE H-GAME?
>>546818549OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!ASAHI O NOBORU YEAHBIRU NO TANIMA
>>546817853>I NEE-YULL I NEE-YULL I NEE-YULL
>>546819841The cleavage of a building?
>>546820291I dont know Im not a faggot that goes googling lyrics before I post them I just say what I hear
>>546818950I JUST LOST THE GAME
How does Nodoka see her tiles when those things are in the way?
>>546820730That's her mahjongpower.
>>546820730Her superpower is that she sees the table exactly as if she were playing on tenhou.
>>5468174793/4 ooooh what a gameGGs
>>546817479ggvery unlucky
>>546817479gg
>>546820730It's a struggle but she manages somehow.
I missed suuankou but it is what it is, omigoto nanoja.
odds rankedevens dispatch
>>546821635At least you got the toitoi sandokou
You may not like it, but this is what the ideal friendly looks like.
>>546822464Cute sheep
>newJM chapter
>Added "Follow Dealer" feature to the Match Watch interfacepoggers
>>546822464bellybutton sluts
>>546823630real yaku name soon
What a boring update
I've been reading Yami-Fighter Mamiya and wanted to try it out. Battle of DarknessMajsoul Friends Room 70619(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=70619Lobby Theme: https://youtu.be/EMn0kQ3g7Rw
>>546823630League is becoming fully automated
>>5468238973/4
>fixed some text errors It's over, why did you point it out in the thread anon. Now they're gonna have fix the riichi button mod again
Koito big win
>blessed by RNGjesus in gacha gamesAAAAHHHH WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD!?
koito's such a loser that i go to the other side of the street when i see her walking towards me
*snaps anon's spine in half*
>>546824649Koito no that was Cynthia!
K-koito-sama... W-why...?
>>546823897I WANT TO HAVE MY REVENGE!
>>546823897>manganing yourself every roundanonchama...
>>546824649
>>546825651Thats the proper way of playing battle of darkness
>>546823897GG anons. That baiman felt so good with all those sticks behind it. That mangan at draw though, I realized your strategy too late.
>>546823897gg>>546825821One of those perks of Darkness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpfyhCwmunA
>>546826739Now THIS is slop.
>>546826739her rigging is so stiff it's distracting
>>546826739Excuse me Cynthia, where the mahjong.
>>546827108all vsloppers look identical
>>546792219>can't apply to the australian-chilean mining company because I neither am a software/AI engineer nor know Spanish.I'm still a NEETeliisa-11.pngMahjong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYpzFA_MuBwcynthia-7.png
pei no ichauyo
>>546827773sloppiest sheentia post of the thread, well doneterasakichihori-3.png
>>546827773>Members-only contentIt's over
>>546828041Surely you have $5 to spare
>>546827773>メン限
>>546828149how about (You) give me $5?
>>546828292I'll just skip the middleman and give it to Ninacynthia-6.png
>>546828378Fucking cuck
New ASAPIN meal: Kaiji's severed fingershttps://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/1990095756653637688
I want to bake some banana bread but I can't find my baking tins. Mahjong.
I bake bread in a bread maker
Next tourney doko? I'm bored.
i put a bun in amanda baker's oven
baked some garbanzo beans
I werf flammen from my flammenwerfer.
>>546829680INTRODUCINGBASICSANMATOURNEYTWOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ibakebread
I've never cooked in my lifeMy mum does everything for me
in soviet /mjg/, bread bakes you
>>546830023We will be beating you to death later.
Isn't there a doko tourney, go play in that
IT'S TIMEIT'S TIME FOR NEW TOURNEYIT'S TIME FOR WARichihime-12.png
Make the tourney race based and call it the Race War Tourney.
make a racist tournament where if you discard nigger you get 1000 uma
horse game mentioned!!
>>546830778
>>546830731Could have sworn we've had this one already, but could just be my tourmentia speaking.
>>546830778>>546830975N = 2 umaNI = 4 umaNIG = 8 umaNIGG = 16 umaNIGGE = 32 umaNIGGER = 64 umajust designed the gimmick tourney of the decade, now organize it
>>546831769scrabble tourney TO missed a trick
IS IT TIMEIS IT FINALLY TIME FOR
>>546831769>N = 2 umaYou just created sanma again.
>>546792219not yetI still need to figure out which /mjg/ reference to hide in my resume so I can take english-only anon’s job
Honestly WAR could use a remake now that the bugs are worked out
>>546832167BUG!?
>>546831769>anon gets 4z 1s 6z 6z 1z 7s in his haipai>cuts 4z>PONNYA
Which N1GGER combo is the stronger?Souzu, Manzu or Pinzu?Can you use 3s/m/p over 1z?
>>546832567souzu because bird
>>546832167>bugswhat were they
Someone else started with a triplet of 1p in hand Its over
I finally learned how pinfu works (M1 btw)
>>546833124Your 9p switch?
>>546833248then he wouldn't get sanshoku doko
>>546833245I didn't know what dama was until M2.Everyone below S3 is still a beginner, if that helps contextualize why we are retarded.>>546833315So true oomfie
>>546833315>>546833248The 9p never came and its yakuman regardless so I had to hope but it was rigged from the start
what happened to sin titulo posting
>>546833404>>546833245I can't believe I'm losing against these retards
>>546832567Pinzu because it looks like nogger
EwwwI hate noggers>hannah-2.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjWiOwGJwWs
I think mikos are ugly as fuck.
>>546834683W-WHAT????aiharamai-6.png
>>546834746I just hate gingers
>>546833743He realized honors were genbutsu
>there are sanma players who have made it to saint with 21% deal in rate
>>546834823Isn't miko blonde?fujitakana-6.png
>>546833404>oomfiewhere did this cringe fucking "word" come from and why did every faggot in existence adopt it
Fujis ruined mahjongTotal Fuji Hate
>>546835365No idea.Isn't it like pomf =3 from the loli meme in the early 2000s? Poomfie?I was using it to sound like a faggot anyway.
>saint 3>7% deal in rate>10% riichi rate>23% dama ratehow is this uber hag playstyle possiblehttps://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/67235235/12
>>546835973I knelt
>>546835365It came from xitter and it's a gayer version of oomf which stands for one if my friends/followers
OOMPH is a German band.sammir-953.png
I'm stuck in M1 sanma...
I bet the anon getting annoyed by oomfie is the same yoker getting pissed off by kino.
>>546811007Who is this?
>>546836560Me.
>>546836362i looped
>>546836646*derankedStill too early to know if you won't sink even lower.
>>546836646The lowest I got was around 600 points then won them back halfway. Now on my way to losing games again. It's like a loop but contained in the same rank, and it's just the norm of my ranked climb at this point.
>>546836362No, anon. You're stuck in sanma.
i wish anon fucked his sister
i wish I had some friends
I wish she would love me
Sunday blues, huh?
work tomorrow
I wish I was a little bit tallerI wish I was a ballerI wish I had a girl who looked good, I would caller herI wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala
>>546839701its monday you stupid idiot
I wish you joined this room.Majsoul Friends Room 51335(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51335
I came RJ325681
>>546840339Time for gooning time for jonging >>5468400603/4
>>546840060Started
I'm grinching work
>startedI'm never opening this client again
>>546840339>nonhuman protag
>>546840807Human protag is unfortunately way too niche.
The best part about ordering pizza is knowing you have leftovers for tomorrow morning.
The old days were better, all my friends were still alive.
>>546840970This fucking sucks it isn't funny at all
>>546840339English TL never ever
>>546840960Only tomorrow? More like the next 3 days! You eat too much is what I'm trying to say.
>>546840960Leftovers?
>>546841054shut your bitch ass up. you had to be there
>>546841164>UUUUHHH YEAH THEY LIKE LOST SO HARD LOLOLOLOL LE MIKO UPRISING AMIRITE? >IM AN OLDFAG BTW
>>546841256What can I say, it was good times..."Remember When" Is the peak of human conversation.
>>546841094anon, I have good and bad newsthe good is that there's a full TL the bad is that its jewcob
the best part about playing mahjong is knowing that nyaggers don't know how to
>>546840339I actually don't like playing as a dog>>546840807run it on mtool or luna translator
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon. Please refrain from doing it as it'll still damage the thread's quality.
>>546811007
>>546841452I'm so glad your "friends" are no longer with us if this was the apex of their shitposting ability.
>>546841641
Why does Mahjong look like a game for old-men, but it feels like everyone is trying to stab each other in the back?
>>546841943because its actually a game for old women
>>546841635
>>546841943that's how old people really are, they have nothing to live for anymore and just want to throw everyone else under the bus at any cost
>>546840060lmao that haneman saved me from 4th
NYAGGER ATTACK
NYAAAAAAAA!
>>546843909>>546843792
>>546843909How did he get away with assaulting a woman on live TV?
>>546844151there's nothing wrong with assaulting women using your butt
Nyagger and Hag are friends. It's in the lore.
>>546844435It's an assault of love, don't worry about it.
>Hag loregood on yostar for putting in details for even the littlest of things
>>546840060gege
>>546840060ggstanyao ftw
>>546840060gg
>>546840060ggs
>>546840960I only order a single medium though, at best I leave 3-4 slices, but I usually just order it for lunch+dinner instead
>>546845617stupid kuro art made me horny
>>546817418>Perhaps the most irrelevant but widely posted jyanshiAren't you forgetting someone?
>>546845758Pic unrel?
>>546845817I don't know a single person who plays cynthia
Made some banana fritters instead of bread. I can already feel my blood sugar pumping because I ate too much.
>>546845758Cynthia is very relevant, idiot.
>>546845930I play her, I just don't play mahjong.
>>546845758enter
>>546846036>widely posted
>>546845758>got Cynthia>try her for 1 hanchan>get shadowrealm'd never again
>>546846150You're not fit enough to use her.
>>546845758You don't own Kodomo.
I have 14 koromos in my basement
>>546846028Ruby-chan?
What did she mean by this
>>546847989They're playing memesura. I can score a yakuman in memesura like at least once every two games, but I've only gotten like 2 sanbaimans (and I don't have the sanbaiman achievement because of it, but I have the yakuman one).
>>546847989Monkeys are not known for their intellect.
>>546848179They are playing standard yonma with 4 aka
>>546847989I think she means to not underestimate her luck
>>546848245We need more memesura manga then.
>>546848284I'm more confused about the "dealer sanbaiman is worth more than a non-dealer yakuman" part because both are 36k
>>546848435It's 32k for normal yakuman, faggot.
>>546848435Anon...
>>546848435Dealer sanbaiman forces 12000 all, meanwhile non-dealer yakuman is 8000/16000Dealer sanbaiman creates a bigger point gap against every opponent while non-dealer yakuman only sets back the dealer
>>546848435I bet you think oyappane is worth 16k too
>>546848870yes?
>>546848435>36kwhere did you even take this number from
I will never learn how fu works or why it is in the game
>>546849096It's late night and my brain is not functioning properly after six Strong Zero
>>546849235should've drank Monster Ultra
With this lineup, Yuzu is pretty much guaranteed to win.
>>546849228Because F U, get it?
does anyone remember that website where nips recorded the nicknames we use for characters?
>>546849675Fully Understood!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qKybDn_MYaY
>>546849235>>546849386
Nigga, you's a window shopperMad at me, I think I know whyNigga, you's a window shopperIn the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buyNigga, you's a window shopperIn the dealership tryna get a test driveNigga, you's a window shopperMad as fuck when you see me ride by
https://x.com/nycriichinomi/status/1990260378849448221
>>546849401>1 stream>fujisaki
What do snow leopards smell like?
fuck off and die furrshits
No furries here
I prefer to be addressed as a Hannah enthusiast
Good feature desu.
GLORIOUS DAY
>Fujisaki but also Hiyoshi on commentaryI'm conflicted
HUFF HUFF HUFFGLOR-
>>546853681Hiyoshi will make this entertaining in spite of Fujisaki, probably
When did you realize that silver hair is ugly?When did you realize that silver-hairs are the absolute worst?Describe in 5 sentences or less why Fu Ji is the worst girl with the worst voice
>>546854351i thought you fucked off already, should've stayed gone
>>546854351no
>>546853705I'm going to gas out
>>546811007How is this Mahjong?
>>546854351Fu Ji's hair is white (age), not silver
CHYEE
Ewww, hags.More youthful and attractive characters, fewer hags in the game, please.
>>546854351When did you realize you are a worthless shitstain and you should have ended your autistic life years ago?
>Kan>aka dora nomi
wtf Maou.
Was that suuankou rejection digital or retarded
I'M DREAMINGOF A WHITE CHRISTMASJUST LIKE THE ONES I USED TO KNOWWHERE THE TREETOPS GLISTEN AND THE CHILDREN LISTENTO HEAR SLEIGH BELLS IN THE SNOWI'M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMASWITH EVERY CHRISTMAS CARD I WRITEMAY YOUR DAYS BE MERRY AND BRIGHTAND MAY ALL YOUR CHRISTMASES BE WHITE
>m*les
Malechads are based. Fuck gross roasties.
Hinata so loud
>non-cute males
>human males
Shut the fuck up you all and post Kodomos.
yuzu ippatsu!!!
>>546855502
>>546855465Hannah loves human males
WE BACK
Hinata...
>Y*z*Fan-fucking-tastic
f-feeling cute...
>>546855645BRAAAAAAP
IT'S NOT FAIR
ahahahahah
>Hinata not so subtly seethingGood match
>>546856321I saw that actual seethe when she drew the 5s backfire
Let's beat up Yuzu.
>that stare
Mahjong is fun they said.
STOP!
mahjong is a game of skill, they said
>-90.9
yuzu jumps from 40th to 36th
>>546858004Luck is a skill you can raiseCheck the character menu for your available skill points
>>546854464What do you mean? It's just the haku.
Isn't it weird how no one talks about a miko uprising anymore?
>7 riichis>1 win
They call me Maou.
>>546859038I've seen talk about mikos making something rise up, if you know what I mean.
>ai haram ai>Love Haram AI
How come there's no option for Japanese in the language settings in Mahjong Soul? Does it have its own game?
>>546860142Yes, both Japanese and Chinese have separate launchers
Idol, your scoring reps.
>Master 1 in gold room
Ooi...
coward...
>folding to ghosts
COWARD
Every game chips away at whatever little spirit Ooi has left
what a lame ending
>not kanning when you're a clear favorite
Quick games today.
>>546859869
Shibukawa is the last man standing forb100% 4th place avoidance
Yo, I have a crush on a coworker who is 15 years younger than me but I think she’s actually into me. My best friend is also dating a girl I work with who is 23 years younger than him. I’m gonna ask her out this week. Someone tell me I’m not fucked up, please
>>546863964where do you think we are
>>546863750slop replying to slop
>>546864034he replied with a slop so it checks out
>>546863964go gay and steal your best friend from his gf
>>546863964>2313
>>546864072Kek, I’ve seen his penis like 1000 times. I’ll be pissing and he’ll just walk into the bathroom and start pissing next to me. Total chad
>>546863964have you been raised by a single mother?
>>546864218No, I’m just autistic (not literally, but yeah, you know)
>>546864021Thank you
Banana bros wake the fuck up
off-model
>>546864324you are not autistic but profoundly retardedget the fuck out
>>546863964Go!
>>546863964i can't wait for anon to push and dealin in real life
>>546864324>self-confessed autistic>mixing workplace politics into romanceplease do notit's not even the age gap that's the problem
how to make pickle pepsi at home for free
The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists
I just slept for 18 hours, I didnt even laze it up and just stay in bed it was completely lights out for 18 consecutive hoursam i dying
>>546865860Yes
the game
>>546865860You're late for work
>>546865445Bro, I work at a bar. This kind of shit happens all the time. The only thing that makes it weird is the age gap, but like I said, it’s pretty obvious she’s into me.
>>546866356>work at a barso you already get pussy 24/7kys
>>546864560>>546859224rough day for abemas.
>>546866356>I work at a bar>The only thing that makes it weird is the age gap>it’s pretty obvious she’s into me
>>546866521No, I get hit on a lot, even before I started working here, because I’m pretty good looking. I’m just not really interested in most women because they’re cringe, but I like this girl
This you?
>is 15 years younger than me
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
if you're not ugly, fat, short, balding, or brown, you don't belong on /mjg/
>>546866658GOD I FUCKING HATE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLEFUCKING FAILED NORMALFAG GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>546866826>I FUCKING HATE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLEyou hate sheentia?
>>546866356TheFamousDrunk?!
>>546866963Uhh, maybe, idk. I’m trying to quit. I quit vaping and I’m gonna quit smoking, and I’m gonna try to take it easy on the drinking. I’m fucking fired up bro, I feel like a kid again. I started working out. My heart is beating like a mile a minute. I think I’m in love
>>546866931>sheentia>good looking
kys
>>546867159>professional model>not good looking
>>546867117that's cardiac arrest kid
>>546866931We all hate Cynthia in particular!
>>546867117>idkThere's only one guy that works at a bar in /mjg/ and that's not you. So you're clearly not /mjg/
i'm all for not discussing mahjong, but humblebragging about your life is where i draw the fucking line
I'm at the work (bar)
>ron before your baiman>score 800 points>finish 4th placeI may have lost the game, i still won the psychological war
>>546867335Ask him his favorite yaku
Just give me fox sex already
>>546867409>ron before your baiman???god i hate zoomersWHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN
we love failed normalfags on /mjg/they have a modicum of social skills while still having relatable otaku interests
Speak for yourself
>>546867462Sanshoku doujun ofc
one day a janekek will reveal he's been tracking every post for years and every /mjg/ shitpost i've ever made will be traced back to me
>>546867521>win with ron 4 timesWHO IS RON?aru-2.png
>>546867775
>>546867378I’m not humble bragging. I may be handsome but my sex life has been pretty much nonexistent for like 17 years. Too much heartbreak fucked up my head. Being handsome isn’t everything
>>546867871get a load of this faggotyour favorite /mjg/ player?
>>546867871Anon, to give you comparison, it's like you have a phd and are complaining about not being able to get a job to people that dropped out of high school.
>>546867723>janekek finding out the true scope of your shitposting sitewide>people finding out you're actually several schizos on several boardsHeehee
>>546867221More like professional sex worker
genuinely yet to see a good post with ju attached to it
>>546867998Gotta be florg
>>546868028GWAR collab when?I'll take Lordi.
I believed the sister anon from yesterday but I dont believe this anon even though its much more likely
>>546868186enabling avatarfagging was the mistake
bravo burgerneetkeks
Is this a good post?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zofk-D7O410&list=RDzofk-D7O410&start_radio=1
>>546868028>war
>>546868306do people really avatarfag the emotes, i just use the ones that fitaru-3.png
You're telling me red hag is older than this man?
What yaku combination is the sexiest to women?RIZZumo!
>>546868469every tourist that comes to /mjg/ sees the numerous emotes that are posted and thinks it's avatarfagging
I have never seen a single good pinkslut post.
>>546868947
stop it with sloppa
>>546868942>w-w-e don't avatarfag here>looks at archives>t-these are the emotes w-we use for entertaining purposes>they have certain pattern?>nuh uh, you must be newfag>anyway here is my Aru post of the day
>>546868947oddloop posts have always been good.
>>546869248>only evidence he could find is a baggotThank you for proving the point
>>546869248if you post something stupid you use an aru emote, doesnt mean that the ones that are stupid exclusively use aru emotes
>>546869248
>>546868924Shame, cockushi sounds better
some of you ARE avatarfags, admit it
>>546869354>>546869338First stepDenial
>>546869380What's in the syringe and why does it look so tasty?
W-what if we pon under the chiing tree?
Since we're fighting over the emotes, let me be the first to say that Kringe Steves are Kringe
>>546869606HOPE
>>546869694I will kan inside you
>>546869551bad post
>>546869606For you it's ozempic
>>546869769You mean pavulon
[A] PGL Wallachia Season 6 - Group Stage - Day 3
>>546869870Read meds backwards
>>546869945sdem?
Never forget that Kevin Nash was raped at gunpoint in the hot sweltering summer of '92
spew?
>>546870035>>546870024Wrong
weps?
>>546870032It's on record that he was in a frisky mood that day
wrong
>>546869945MeeM
Sbewe?
Oh Steve? Iishanten? It's iishanten, and it's kino everywhere, surely?
Sekinin Barai Rinshan is such a sovlful rule, why isn't it enabled by defaul? Do foldcucks fear the kanchads?
>>546870979it doesn't matter at all in majsoul because you draw the tile before flipping more dora
Chingchong pinpong is such a sovlful rule, why isn't it enabled by defaul? Do scrimblos fear the bimblos?
>>546871043the best christmas gift would be anons translating another janki movie
>>546867998>your favorite /mjg/ player?~~
>names
Another collab yostar stole from us
>>546871225provide JP subs and I might get to it
>>546871280that's barely a name
I don't give a fuck about collabs.Fuck off.Date a slut is shit anyway, I hate that cringeworthy reddit bait edgy clocksucker bitch.
>punctuation
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wow, what a serious mahjong crime i've committed
>>546870680Who the f*ck just used a Steve emote without my permission? You better have a good excuse or it's the death penalty.
.
>>546871282>chinkkolleno one cares but the choice is nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PAvH8O2N34yuzu-888.png
I only care about one collab and one character
Hello mahjongers sans furiten
I think some salt got into a hole in my tooth
>>546872083didn't read lol
Majsoul Friends Room 96677(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=966772/4, together with the hey cuties poster.
shan't
>/mjg/ fall league 6.5 never happened
>>546872054>mahjongers sans undertale
>>546872282>UGTT
>>546872226heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>5468722263/4, looking for one more player.
>>546872404kill yourself snitching retard
>>546872226Started!
>>546871924>Yuzu's p*ssy jumpscare
>>546871282Is this a used goods slut?
>>546873278no, she's best girl
>>546873478She's a stupid edgy cunt who should get beaten to deathDate a Live is and always will be shit.
>>546873575you have to be over 18 to use this site
>>546873629Kids wouldn't even know the show
>>546873629Date a Live is for underage redditors thoughbeit
>>546873278She has kissed someone who isn't you. Which is I guess sorta makes her used goods. That's why I would not want to use her. Same reason why I can't use kaguya shinomiya or C.C. in mahjong soul. They love someone who isn't me.
>>546873721It's big among horny zoomers
C.C. only loves pizza
>>546872404How many are you?
>>546873749>She has kissed someoneDid she kiss my self insert at least?
>>546873721it has multiple seasons, one of which came out last year
Hina Momo is used goods! (by me) (multiple times)
>>546873749you also shouldn't use xenia. she has canonically fucked joseph. the "traveler" she's referring to in her dialogue is obviously him
>>546873863Date a Live is still getting new seasons?
>>546873847at this point 32 sign ups, divided into 8 teamswe don't need more
>>546873749you're meant to self insert into the MC
>>546873846shut up faggot
>>546873863WHAT?
did TO ever get to check if mjs would support 18+ teams
>>546873992delusional
>>546873967I wouldn't sign up anyway, I don't play Mahjong for money
>>5468741394m dama
>>546874059teams are not set inside MJS so it doesn't matter
>>5468741393 m daburu riichi
>>5468741394m. you are required to riichi
>>546874139daburii is positive EVinstant 3 han has higher value but not half the win rate of waiting for pinfu 2 han4m slam riichi
>>546873960Cute girls always sell
>>546874067The grape you cannot reach is always sour as they say
>>546874315M-M-MAHJONG?!
>>546874315didnt clock used to be more humbly stacked?
>>546874315Ew, why did they make her fat
>>546874315
>>546874390she used time manipulation to give herself better physique
>>546874187>>546874209>>546874246>>546874309
>>546874487>1pholy shit what a fucking retard
>>546874487
If you could magically make your opponent cum during a match, would it affect your winning chances?
>>546874487>1p AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>546874315Ayako looks like THIS?
>>546874487I can see the logic for 1pIt's going back in shanten for tanpin SSK, you would have to be absolutely buck broken from losing every daburii you get to actually do it though
>>546874829>tanpinno pinfu for you with this discard
>>546874936Draw 23p
>>546874315>>546874645Maybe Anju was right after all.
>>546874487>only one of the pros actually riichiSoulless
>>546874487maka choices 4m riichi, 4m dama, and i don't fucking know 8m i guesspro: 1p hoping to draw 23p first and then riichi and everything else is just worse than double riichi
>>5468722263/4, waiting for one more player.
>>546874487>8mLol, wut?
>Infinite Stratos collab neverCharlotte is a whore, Houki best girl btw
>>546874595I'm cumming every time I get a mangan+ so it wouldn't change anything against me
I want to j/o. Mahjong.
>>546875245t. Izuru Yumizuru
>>546875245Sir, this is a Laura general.
The worst thing that might happen is when your beloved anime or game collabs with chinksNightmarefuel
>>546875356
>>546875394my what anime
>>546874315They sure fattened them up
>>546875356this, Laura was the bestwe need more eyepatch girls
>>546875613XLOPPY XEX WITH XER
Yeah I'm just glad that my favorite anime will never have a collab with chinksoul. Imagine if that happens haha…
>>546875790Let me guess your favorite anime is Arakawa Under the Bridge
I would whale so hard.
Why is it okay to shit on Houki, but whenever I talk shit about Rie Kugimiya characters like Louise or Taiga - I get insulted?
There's no hope for a black lagoon collab ever, is there?
>>546875893>not mentioning her /mjg/ related rolego back
>>546876084>stronk woman slopHopefully none
>>546875245wrong
>>546876358It's okay when it's done for fetish reasons rather than ideological
If 2, Tawawa collab
>>546876468Nah, it's always slop.
>>546876584TWO TAWAWA COLLAB?!
>>546875613nyu nyu nyu nyuburokkori nyu
its time for jashin-chan collab
>>546877565>>546877630A 4chan pass poster! So cool! Thank you for keeping the site alive!
>>546877565>>546877630Awful redditbait slop.
>>546877707heh?
>>546872226gg thx for the game
We already have a snek at home
>>546877768Oh you don't see itTeehee, busted
>>546872226ggs from hey cuties, thanks for the games from me.
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3642055/cce55032ba/
Joseph, keep your fucking bitches in line.They start getting mouthy again.
>>546877876>no incest tag
I don't get grok, one second it yells at me for some slightly lewd demand, and then it gives me stuff like this: https://files.catbox.moe/jx3uc0.mp4
>>546878006Tag it yourself
>>546876084I remember 3 episodes in or something they have da ebil neo-nazis and it's revealed one of the main characters is a jew with the family creed of "fuck the nazis".Together with the token negro, strong independent women and gratuitous violence, it's one of the most "American" anime's I've ever seen, like something James Gunn could make. Just garbage.
>>546878059so for the penis did you just say skin colored rod or something?
>>546878171"the girl giving a foot massage to a man in front of her"The "penis" was added at grok's interpretation.
>>546878274what the fuck lmao
>>546878274
>>546874320No, money won't make it funnier
you wanted a good collab? how about an anime that has 0 mass appeal and only one other anon has watched instead
>>546878059now if it could just stop adding extra limbs
>>546876841Tawawa and Miru Tights
Akira Kurosawa - Ikimono no kiroku (1955)cynthia-7.png
YnS collab soon!!!
>>546878440>an anime that has 0 mass appeal and only one other anon has watched insteadAkuma no Riddle bros, it's our time to shine!
>>546878873Anon... It's Monday, Kurosawa is more of a weekend movie.
>>546878440You should watch Kawaisugi Crisis too
Wen Madoka collab
PitaTen collab when
calm the fuck down you still have to wait half a year for the next one
Tetsuya collab doko
>Transdoka Transgica
>>546877876Just here to say I busted a massive nut to the doujin you(?) posted yesterday
LISTEN TO MY COLLAB
>>546878928Yuzu & Steel?
sheentias in ranked always emote back
>>546879754You'll get Delta and you will like it
>>546865678I lost
Janki collab doko
janko manko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbpjUAiAwFc
Sega mj collabs with baki btw
>>546878440I watched all seasons and it was good and cute
>>546880609Sega MJ collabs with anything and everything because they are the better client
>>546880741no it's because they don't need to worry about making emotes and bond voicelines
Higurashi collab doko
>>546880837Instead they make several outfits and tablecloths which matter more
>>546880837They do have voicelines
[Shingo Hori] The reason you lose at mahjong
>baki the reddit
Akagi rerun doko
>>546880890I would take higurashi mahjong instead of richiishiitty or chinkslop coollab
Make a fucking room you retards
>>546881106you make it bitch
>>546881106why would i do that when i could queue jade
>>546881106How about you come to my room instead?
>>546880890Excellent imageThe best on entire board
>>546881106I'm on my way to pick up the full series for Shinohayu that I orderedMight make a room in an hour
>>546881106
>>546881078funnily enough riichi city is the most likely to collab with higurashi
>>546881389You say this when Sega MJ already had two Higurashi collabs
>>546881375I don't get it
>>546881389I never said that they might not, collabs are cancerStandalone clients should come back with a swingWe have 2hu clients, but oh well, nu/mjg/ too fucking stupid to play something nice
>>546881637Tohai has its own client yet I don't see you making a room for it Hypocrite-kun
>>546881726No one joins anymore
>>546881726room doko
>>546881768Nobody made a Tohai room yet>>546881796 ask >>546881637 since he is eager to play on standalone clients
today there will be a movie night
>>546879618everytime I see this it remind me of an ushiromiya mansion background art
Tohai? The mahjong anime with literal gay anal rape?
>>546881982
ASURA QUEUE XX:45
don't
>>546882053is that supposed to be a chiester
>>546882285
You should never confess to the person you love. If you have to confess it's a sign it wasn't going to happen anyway. Love isn't real focus your time on your hobbies or other interests.
>>546882606except for when its your sister, then you should definitely confess
I confessed once and it worked
>>546882606wrong. you can totally confess when it's obvious you're both into each otheryou probably shouldn't say "i love you and want to have babies" though
>>546882606go to the bar already faggot
Mahjong?
>>546882752Why not if that is your intention with the relationship in the first place?
>>546882881make a room faggot
>multiple famous drunksit's like i don't even know you guys anymore
>us after confessing
Keep your blog in the trash where I can't see it.
I'm now the famous former drunk (got my chip 2 months ago)
>>546883117oh so now you want to dicuss mahjong huh
THE GAME AWARDS 2025: Nominee Announcement Special (Live TODAY, Noon ET / 9a PT / 5p GMT)
>>546882606I don't believe in love. I don't even feel anything that isn't rage or anxiety and fear.Now what?
>>546883558Hades, Silksong, E33. Next.
Oh my beloved home of old
>>546883151Hahi! Keep up the good work, anon! There's nothing in life worth binging that poison for!
>>546883558Easiest win for Donkey Kong Bananza
>>546883558>it's just the same 4 games over and over again
Majsoul Friends Room 63455(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63455
BITCHihime.
RIICHIhime
>>546880905you can't post them in /mjg/ so no
>>546883559heyyy
Mahjong Soul is my GOTY
>>546884182factually wrong
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE OPEN THE ROOM
nya nyaa nyaaa 85435(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85435nyaa notips blitznyaa
Majsoul Friends Room 46290(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46290
>>546884843Fake>>546884913Real
>>546882028>gay anal rapeAdded to my list
>>546884656so you think ichihime damas huh
>>546864218How does that correlate?
>>546885272If you know, you know...
>>546884313>you can't post them in /mjg/?
>>546885357Yeah...
Recommend me a Mahjong themed anime that doesn't have yuri but has cute girls.
>>546885742brother there are like 4 mahjong anime in total
>>546885742You know the one
>>546884313You can't post bond voicelines either so what's your point
>>546885357
>>546885847Path of Reddit?Very interesting choice
>>546885742Super Real Mahjong
>>546885742Do you like ryona
>>546880741>pay to play client>only free option is tonpuu>ugly as fuckit's one of the worst clientsonly good things about it are the collabs, and its sanma doesn't use kita
>the best mahjong client>namesaieeee
>>546886160who exactly is named "the best mahjong client" here
>>546885925>Path of RedditWe're not talking about Steins;Gate here.
>>546886043>she's conscious>doesn't even fall down>doesn't even seem all that affected>just a minor nose-bleedHow fucking weak is this faggot? lmao
>>546882742I never confessed and it never worked
>>546886043why did kei go for the HIV ridden filipino prostitute instead of a big boobed nipponese childhood friend
Perfect Chestnut & Quince Dessert! Fine dining Pastry Recipescynthia-7.png
>>546886497>childhood friendshe's a bitch
>>546886158https://youtu.be/vAvcxeXtBz0?si=6vNBOknuT9xUytvT
If I sealclub, I don't think it will take me long to reach S3
>>546886605she literally would die for me
Reading newfigs absolutely destroy oldfags ITT was pretty funny.
>>546886662are you kei
>>546885272have you been raised by a single mother?
>>546886768i mistypedi'm self insert pilled anyway
>>546886238Stop being aru
>>546886497
Start beating aru
>>546886728Oldfags/IRCkeks are getting more and more retarded every year, I swear.
>>546886617create a roomi'll join
to be frank we all know it's the oldfags posting names
>>546887101I'm an oldfag and been on the same level of retardation since day 1.
>>546887101go on newfagyou've got the spotlightimpress the public
To be frank we haven't had a newfag join us in over a year. It's just oldfags pretending to be retarded newfags to fish for (you)s just to feel something.
>janekek? oldfag detective falseflagging>cheaters? oldfags>forced astroturfed memes? oldfags>pedophiles? oldfags>retards? oldfags>nostalgia bait "back in the days times were le better"? newfigs
>>546887403Based
I post my own name pretending to be not me
>>546869142Perky.
oldfageuroneetkeks killed /mjg/
>>546887596wrong
>>546887774And I'll do it again!
I'm a newfagand I'm an adeptchadand I'm proud
I have been here for 4 years and have not contributed anything and no one has anything in particular to say about me, good or badI am basically a ghostAm I even alive? Have I even truly lived?
>>546887887this is an oldfag falseflagging
>>546886160>the best mahjong clientI'll be honest, the big part why I'm playing mahjong is because I can hear my favorite seiyuus and look at flashy anime cut-ins during matches.So the client that provides more of this is the best for me.
What was that?Must've been the wind.
>the best mahjong client
I dama in friendlies
>>546888072Amatsuki?
>>546888072gachabrainrot
>>546888156Stop farting, everyone can smell it -- they just don't want to be rude and point it out.
I'm gonna dama all over your face
>>546888156Never should have come here
crazy that online mahjong doesn't have modding community the size of luxemburger
>>546888072So Sega MJ
>>546888256*prt*
>>546888291green is already the best color
>>546888256FartGODs brainwashed my whole society into thinking that whoever calls out the fart first was the one that farted, therefore nobody can ever complain about it.
>>546888291You are saying this when there are several mods and even a self-made client which is fully accessible on Github and anyone can use it as a base
It's almost harvesting season!
>>546887981If you're in my friendlist, you're important for me
>>546888681Not successful enough
If you are in my friendlist, I think you are pathetic. Because I'm pathetic.
>>546888681i'd do that, but i'm lazydaily job (engineering) drains all of my energy, i can only play like a hanchan every daythis is so tiresome
found this image i just wanted to post this
Exploring NUTTY PUTTY Cave In VR!
>>546889242
>>546888291Are you talking about the modding community that goes out of its way to maintain a separate hand-crafted, artisanal chromium fork that exclusively runs MJS and a modding framework for it, and also does its best to defeat Yostar's DRM scans? THAT modding community?
>>546889449nah they suck
>>546889242is this the one where this one guy died, because someone from the rescue team got flashed in the eyes and dropped him even deeper?
>>546889548You big baka.
>>546889449It should be clear to you at this point that you are replying to a touristJust ignore every bait reply you get after this
Crashed My Supra at 2025 WCF. Whats Next?
>>546889705for you
Why doesn't anyone make a new thread?
>>546889879Why would we do that when this thread is still usable?
>>546890000nice Kanbut that's like saying you enjoy used condoms
if i'm not the first post on a thread it's used goods and dead to me
SEGAMJ/mjg/ragehttps://youtu.be/Soy4jGPHr3g?si=USQgeJyjmbXOy00x
>>546890304absolutely deranged comparison do you only make one post/thread because making two means you used the thread twice?
>>546887981You can start by making daily kokos for me to stalk anons.
>>546890864no, I enjoy having as many threads as possibleI consider them my harem
>>546890972a harem of condoms?
>>546890656at 1/4closing it if nobody arrives soon
who slopped
>>546891253currently updating the clientand the lobby will stay up for 24 hours even if you leave
>>546891395i know, the problem is that finding enough people
fuck off segashills
>anon got HibikiI'm actually jealous
>>5468906562/4come and play
>>546892330>>546892330>>546892330
aurora-4.gif
>>546874315Holy Big Ben.morikawaayako-888.png
