omg i cant wait to raidlog with drama stirring trannies again next week Edition>News03/10/2025: Bronzebeard Classic+ (BBC+) by Project Ascension has released.02/10/2025: Tauri WoD is out09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, ERP guild >>>/trash/heals<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>546679549
I WANT TO HATEFUCK TELEGETHU AND LOVEFUCK NUREINUL
>another clique artificial forced drama threadaecheur is so funny
>>546874276Telol...
>>546874192 400+ DPS is respectable.
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleoO6JZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleoO6JZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgleoO6JZp
>>546874848best member isn't even on the list
Did Theo and Telol really erp with each other? If so who was top and who was bottom?
>>546874848where's jib?
>>546875049Both were bottoms for Rackbride.
>>546875049
>>546874593most of fmc would do the same
https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYwM68nahttps://strawpoll.com/GPgVYwM68nahttps://strawpoll.com/GPgVYwM68nanew poll!
>>546874848I voted for myself.
>>546874848Who voted for Boyfriend?
>>546877942Me :3c
>>546874848Where is Jib?
>>546875290>>546878803Who is Jib? I'm in Evil and never saw someone named like that.
>Online: 2 Evil lost.
>>546878009Niwi you whore..
>>546874848Vote for me.
Don’t make me laugh!
>>546879260Alynas is wpsg? Puking
>>546879205I almost voted for you because youve summoned me over a dozen times, but then I remembered you were a gn*me.
Why aren't you leveling on Stormforge Frostmourne?
>>546879575not a fresh chaser
>>546879575Why would I? Wrath sucks
>>546876535didn't turn out the way you wanted it huh?
>>546881175on the contrary
>>546879575im not russian
>>546881223damn that narrows it down to... just about half of /wpsg/?
>>546881223Seralys...
>>546881493Honesty is important...
>>546881223>Germany: Zap>Norway: Elicia>Argentina: Asalys
So that's why Asa's characters all look like highschool teenage girls...
>>5468748483 votes is too little I can't pick everyone I want to
>>546882505Same.
>>546879575>Netherwing was soulless and boring>no one spoke English>why would the next server be any different
This whole general is just trannies accusing other trannies of being trannies and those same trannies denying they're trannies.
>>546876535>>546881223>IP grabber
>>546883581don't worry nothing like that there, you're safe german
I'm just a Tauri chad in a world full of turtle trannies
>>546879575Becouse I'm leveling in Chromiecraft
>>546881721Isn't Elicia a swede?
>>546884816based chromiebros we just can't stop winning
>>546874848What's up with/wpsg/ liking trannies and faggots the most while at the same time seething over trannies and faggots?
i'm not a tranny i'm 350 pounds of pure masculinity
im not trans im a real woman
i am trans and a real woman
wtf bro I was just asking to recover a dungeon item i had vendored, i thought it was something they did all the time
>>546890828They only restore things that you can't obtain again like quest rewards.
>>546891023Well I did not know that. I didn't even know "fishing for GMs" was a thing. It was my second interaction with a GM ever.
>>546890828what a dick. if you were being malicious you wouldn't be saying it outright to him lol.
>>546890828at that point just call him a fag and alt f4
>>546891197also turned my dungeon item into a raid item >>546891363big tranny energy desu
>>546890828turdle GMs are all over the place when it comes to qualityi successfully managed to "gift" a soulbound item with the help of a GM twice, they were cool, english speaking dudes and clearly followed along with the "rp" of the item being gifted and allanother time i got some chink faggot with a chink name GM who could barely form a sentence, clearly didnt even read half of my ticket and just copy pasted standard responses from some .txt file, was about to call him a faggot but he probably would've permabanned me for saying the truth
>>546891442yeah i'm female to male, what does that change?
>>546874848>no one voted for meNyo...
>>546891712meant the gm not you senpai
>>546890828>spamming customer service until you get your desired resultno. fuck you.
>>546891935BASED
>>546891746I needed more votes, Luna.
>>546891712>yeah i'm female to maleWhy?
>>546891935uh oh wagie meltie
>>546881223>The german is a pedoNothing surprising, could have added a furry checkbox too.
>>546892552i didn't feel right as a woman and felt like a lot of fmc hated me for being one even if all they had were suspicions, being a man is simply better
Ghaaa I can't decide what to play on Frostmourne. So many classes are fun in Wrath!>Holy Priest with machine gun Searing Light insta-smite/flash heal procs>Shadow Priest with Dispersion and Horrify fuckery>Boomkin with Starfall mass AoE and the ability to blow retards off ledges in BG's>all rogue specs are fun>Paladin with 30 minute seals are finally fun to play, ret leveling where you can tank/dps/heal until TBC is kino>prot warrior leveling is stupid fun>ele shaman has stupid amounts of burst>fire and frost mage are fun>MM Hunter in PvP is like playing the piano and has the jump back + Parachute engi combo>fucking warlock is fun in Wrath and has ridiculously good looking tier setsI CAN'T FUCKING DECIDE GGHHAAABBLLRRGGHHHH
>>546895785play enhancement
Do I need to create an account to see talents in Frostmourne?Also can you change racials anytime you want or do you choose at the character creation?
>>546895785paid shill post
Should I feel shame for spending so much of my free time retreading content I've done countless times in an impermanent version of a 20 year old game that likely won't exist in a year?
Ambershire or Nordanaar for someone just starting out?
>>546900042The journey is the reward itself anon.
>>546900395Neither. Turtle is dying, wait for a new fresh server.
>>546900596paid shill post
Elemental or enhance while leveling and also spamming dungeons healing in turtle? Actually, is ele good at all in turtle?
>>546900954Gee anon if you want to heal should you pick the spec that lets your healing spells be more effective and let you have more mana or the one that lets you hit stuff with a hammer
>>546900395Nordanaar:+ You can directly go to every raid- You'll get boosted by naxx geared ppl if you queue for any lvl60 dungeon- Less players levelingAmbershire:+ Still in progression, Black Wing Lair in January+ You can play with /wpsg/- You actually play with /wpsg/
>>546901707ambershire progression should be a con because you have nothing to do for months. well except raidlogging
>>546900954Ele shaman is great and you'll be needed for raids but you won't have big dick damage
>>546901864It depends for what (You) are looking for, if it's the first time raiding for someone, getting boosted by Naxx geared squad through everything feels soulless
>>546902245There are still plenty of guilds progressing on Nordanaar and even some that haven't started to raid yet.
it's this one
>>546902420thanks KING
any good cata pservers bros??
>>546902623proudmoore (almost dead)
>>546895785Belf affliction warlock is peak in Wrath
>>546903149didnt that server just release like a month or two ago???
>>546903424launch pop was around 1k and it's just been falling because people only want to play 20 year old vanilla
>>546902623I think the twinstar servers are always semi-alive and probably have the best scripting for cataslop anyway(appolo, hades, w/e, their current realm is called?)
>>546901707The problem is nobody is fucking leveling on Nord so it's probably annoying as shit for new people comparatively
>>546895785>Holy Priest with machine gun Searing Light insta-smite/flash heal procsexcept this is barely useful since in raids holy just uses PoM on cd and spams renew otherwise>Boomkin with Starfall mass AoE and the ability to blow retards off ledges in BG'sthey suck outside of these two scenarios, i.e. they suck at everything except padding on trash and dumb stunts in bgs.>all rogue specs are funassassination is a 2 button spec, combat plays the same as always. >Paladin with 30 minute seals are finally fun to play, ret leveling where you can tank/dps/heal until TBC is kinoret is still a braindead playstyle, literally just using shit on cooldown without any other thought. prot paladin is among the most boring specs in wrath, it's even less involved than ret because it's one of the only specs that has a rigid repeatable rotation. you can bind the entire prot paladin rotation into 2 castsequence macros>MM Hunter in PvP is like playing the piano and has the jump back + Parachute engi comboMM sucks until you cap ArP, unless you wear full pve gear in bgs you can't kill shit.>fire and frost mage are funfire is a braindead 3 button spec, spam fireball and use pyro on procs.>fucking warlock is fun in Wrath and has ridiculously good looking tier setsyou will get pigeonholed into playing demo in raids because it's one of the only specs with a unique raid buff, and demo is boring as piss.
should I get 20 chicken nuggets for 7.99?
>ascension>mogs you're custom dungeons
>>546903917ill check it out, been getting a weird itch to play cata
>>546904356Why are you spreading lies like this? Check any leveling zone on Nord and it's full of players.Did a /who at multiple levels and it was always more than the 50 limit of who. Tried to /who some random leveling dungeons and got the same result. There are probably more people leveling on Ambershire, but not that much more, at least at this time of the day.
>>546904963For 7.99 you can cook a couple days of healthy meals
ngl bros I kinda want to play retail solely because of the super hot elves you can make with all the modern character customization shit. some of those hairstyles make me hard as a rock.is it even remotely feasible to port that into a private server?
>>546905562i know but i cba to cook anything right now it's half past 9pm
>>546905584If you don't care about dungeons and raids.You can just play on the PTR without a sub or the expansion.
>>546905584see >>546808778
>>546905813looks better with the censors, the actual model is fucking shit
>>546905584Epsilon already does all that but it is primarily a RP server with literally no gameplay at all so if you're fine with that you can make a hot elf on there
>>546905584I didn't realize they added all the blood elf customization options to void elves. You basically can play as a high elf now on retail. void elves have some of the best racials in the game too unlike turtle where they are the worst.
>>546906029DOES. EPSILON. HAVE. HORDE. RP. AND NOT THE RETAIL HORDE RP WITH VULPERAS AND BELVES AND EVERYONE TRYING TO GET YOU TO ERP. TRIBAL RP. MUDHUT RP. I WANNA BE A PEON.
>>546906758Epsilon is an RP server, not an ERP server. So probably.
>>546906758So, Epsilon is a bit weird, you are not allowed to say that you ERP, so everyone try to act like they are normal but the majority of the servers are here for ERP. And it's also extremely cliqued, I wouldn't bother playing on that server if you don't know anyone that can introduce you, you will be ignored.
>strip naked>charge into the eastern plaguelands>revive myself until I reach Last Hope>I no longer need to take two ships to Alah'thalasI should've done this ages ago. How was I meant to know that the flight path is literally useless and only connects to ONE (1) Lv60 zone?
>>546907129No one on the turtle team has any experience with actual game design.
>>546907129By asking fellow players or your guild. By complaining about it, someone would have told you, it's how we did things 20 years ago.
>>546907242This. All the custom content is very poorly designed and looks like shit, completely out of place in original vanilla content.
>>546907009IT'S OVER
>>546907332The new gilneas stuff is alright, but not really as good as people hype it up to be.
>>546907398It's shit. it looks like it was entirely made by a 15yo intern
>>546907398I liked Northwind.
is there any worse choice than to be a male helf or gnome in trp
>>546909224>male helfno such thing
>>546879575I need another elf pic while I think of an answer.
week 5 of no MC lootgolemagg has never dropped my class chestpiece even oncestill topping charts but I'm feeling demoralized
>"Sorry but you need to be Exalted with Stormwind to buy a horse">my helf is forced to buy a sissy unicorn
>>546907480so better than half of the original classic zones, then?
>>546911371Getting Exalted with SW is trivial.
I was reading old thottbot comments and someone was speculating that the bindings of the windseeker were necessary to kill ragnaros somehow, because he was mathematically impossible to kill and no raid had gotten him under 60% hp yetkino...
>>546911504Oh fuck, you're right
>>546890828LMAO. Let me guess, Turtle?
>>546911414You lost.
>>546913031t. blasted lands enjoyer
all wow servers need forced country flags in chat
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQaMNAn4Let's settle this, which turtle serb are you on for people who are playing on turtle poll
>>546915886Why can't I vote for multiple?
>>546916001Well it's for your main serb
>>546916342Based on what?
>>546916463If you're asking this you clearly don't even play and are tranny who logs in to erp at best
>>546916734I have character on both, I currently play on Ambershire more, but once I finish my dungeon set, I will come back to Nord.
>>546914314tauri
>>546901707
>>546920213Akalix did not rat though.
>>546920213Akalix will do 10 years before giving up turtle crew, blizzard going to have to get it back in blood.
>>546920213Torta deleted her discord account and the "WE ARE NOT GOING AWAY" message as well.
>>546874192I want to play WotLK.Chromie or Warmane Lordaeron?
>>546921653shenna realized that even if blizzard cannot arrest her, they could eradicate her team in EU and put injunctions on her payment processors, effectively killing the project.She's hoping to come to terms with blizzard before it comes to that, but I fear that once blizzard played their hand they're going to go all the way.Turtle is as good as gone.
>>546921986chromie for comfywarmane if you have a large wallet stormforge if you can tolerate russians and jajajas
>>546922152I've dabbled in Chromie but the few people I saw around weren't really the talkative type. Most people there are 'cord troons.Even in Warmane Icecrown I could just talk to some random nigga in Hillsbrad and we'd have a 2 hour conversation about life.Not a payfag though.
>>546921986Warmane's Onyxia server is going to progress to wrath soon.If you can tolerate playing on a PVP server, it's not p2w.
>>546922134What drives retards like you to talk about shit you don't understand?
>>546923479responses like this.
>>546923479>lowest of efforts>didn't refute any of his points
Turtle will be gone in two weeks.
Should I stop playing turtle? I just got to level 50, and I love my shaman...
You know remember that time when Sylma posted a picture of his gaping asshole to the NSFW channel and quickly deleted it.
>>546926808Holy basedKoragon did that too in Salty Dogs What a fucking legend
Blizzard failed catastrophically in every single endeavor they've undertaken since 2010, demonstrating laughable incompetence for the world to see, but THIS lawsuit, they will surely crush flawlessly, trust the plan retailsisters. Chudle will be forced to shut down for not adding any trans characters or crippled niggers.
>>546928783Blizzard isn't in charge of the lawsuit.It's literal superjew IP lawyers.
>>546905584>>546906228holy fuck the void elf panties are so slutty, I'm unironically on the brink of jerking it to the wowhead dressing room.
>>546928783>not adding any trans characters or crippled niggersThe players already exist though?
killerbee was so much more amusing than these modern lolcows
>>546928885Team A team B expansion tier cope.>>546928948That's just 4trans for you. Chudle & BBC+ playerbase is pregnant men emoji spamming chuds who support Putin's illegal IP stealing op and refuse to pay the retail trans foundation tax+tip sub.
>anon doesn't realize that lawsuits are just a matter of who has more moneydoesn't really matter thoughblizzard is in the right, because turtle distributes their assets and uses them in their marketing.don't even need to argue the emulation gray area.
>>546928783what kind of cope is this? because you don't llke retail this multibillion dollar company must only be able to afford incompetent lawyers???
>>546929890Multi-Trillion dollar company actually now that they are owned by microsoft.
https://www.msk.com/attorneys-Theresa_Bowmanhttps://www.msk.com/attorneys-Marc_MayerThey are not "Blizzard" lawyers, they are lawyers from a lawfirm representing Blizzard.
>>546930385..
>>546930574>>546930385>>546930020>>546929890>>546929742COPE COPE COPE RETAILNIGGERS
>>546930574It's so fucking over.
>>546930574it's OVER
>>546930385>Theresaall women are incompetentno exceptions
>>546930574Oh, so it's not the first time they used RICO
>>546930643I have to admit I'm coming around to retail. you can make sexy af elves on both factions now and the new expansion is all about hot ass elf mommies. blizzard must be getting their kino mojo back.
>$14 million judgement>none of that was actually paid, court just gave them an you are owed this much slipTwo more years!
>>546931172result:>all those devs fucking quit>the cheat was handed over to brand new owners>the main domain was taken>they are now forced to use a russian domain
>>546930643retail is dogshit, but dogshit is all it takes for them to print money from blizzdrones who will spend thousands buying mountsand money is all it takes to hire good lawyers
>>546931426So the cheat program is still used? Kek.
>>546931426literally all blizzard has to get to skullfuck turtle is stopping paypal, visa and mastercard from working with them. if you are only able to donate to them with crypto their income will tank like crazy.
>>546931553The chat leaks show that the server and staff cost way too much. They have had to resort to cost cutting.So yea, if they lose access to fast and easy 1 click payments then it might be over.
>>546931426so nothing changed?
dude just wants to dump his anti-retail meme folder and is too much of a coward to do it in /wowg/
>>546931550>>546932168It's hard to take down a business that's on an expensive monthly subscription, has no operating costs and only takes payments in crypto.Warzone is one of the most popular FPS games right now.
>>546930574Dear FMC& Evil SistersGoodbye
>>546931875so it seems
>>546932848lmao wasn't this posted like a year ago
>>546932848Painfully brown fake screencap that reeks of seething mazed+ underhumans. Browns can't understand concepts that appear obvious to Whites, such as how basic community engagement directly translates to revenue and retention. Their puddle depth interpretation of >saaar radio is free? it must be a loss saar!fundamentally reveals their subhumanity and the inability to understand businesses and community structure beyond scam centers.
a grown-ass man
>>546934470It's over a year old at this point.
Am gonna promote turtle wow anyway. No matter what scared blizzard shills say.
>"the screenshots are faked!!"they leaked alongside the entire source code and db when the SERVER GOT HACKEDhttps://github.com/brian8544/turtle-wow/blob/main/Screenshots/were%20gonna%20save%20some%20money.png
reminder that TBC is the worst wow expansion
>>546937667I can't wait until we get WOTLK in Ascension.
>>546937389but you quit elaynna
>>546938112no I didn't I just play different characters.
Sirs, how do I export this new blood elf model (now a furry cat race) with WoW Blender Studio? It keeps shitting out errors out the ass! Sirs, it is like Mumbai all over again!
>>546937401oh okanyways
>>546937667But Legion is TBC but worse.
>>546938402you are on /wpsg/ only retards post here
>>546938402you might need to ask in some trooncord, sorry
>>546939338Name one.
you got a prime example right here
>>546939652
>>546939406WoW Blender Studio has its own trooncord but everyone there is a stuck-up cunt and every support thread is completely ignored.
>>546940497ask nicely why you can't export your furry OC
>>546938224are they also high elves??
>>546940672I did, got ignored.
>>546940905really unfortunate
>>546940905Unforgivable.
vanilla is basically osrs, i'm just now realizing
remember the shilling for epoch? and the wet fart it turned out to be lol.remember the shilling for bbc+? and the wet fart it turned out to be lol.remember the shilling for tauri? and the wet fart it turned out to be lol.
>>546942916They really should have let you get all professions and classes on a single character.
>>546942968Still enjoyed EpochStill enjoyed BronzebearedStill enjoying Tauri
>>546942916Overhyped garbage that only autistic brazilians like?
I walked next to a tauren shaman by the zepplin. He turned to me and said "rape". What did he mean by this?
>>546942916I'm playing OSRS ans raid logging on turtle.
>>546943940Forced sex against your consent
>>546938224is one of them a hunter? if so, cute
>>546943940Why do you make up these stories, Elaynna?
>>546942916i've said it before but osrs would be an amazing game if it actually had buttons to press
>>546945631osrs has a few decent bosses but it's easily the most miserably grindy game that wasn't made by chinks or gooks. The gameplay is a mess even ignoring the dogshit controls, tons of unintuitive shit carried over from the ancient ass earliest versions of the game. Random exceptions for the millions of bizarre contrived rules you can't possibly know without consulting the wiki, the philosophy for fixing with problems is apparently to put bandaid over bandaid over bandaid.The pvp is the most ridiculous form of pvp I have ever seen in a multiplayer game. Every fight literally hinges on technical quirks of the game's fucking server backend and your knowledge of them and how to abuse them which you can't possibly figure out without external information.And worst of all it has more bots than any version of wow, even the most neglected blizzard server has less of a botting problem. The game economy is fried from the hordes of bots and market manipulating richfags.
CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT TIGHT GNOME PUSSY
>>546948868This but void elf pussy
>>546948868shut up german pedo
>>546951562american actually
Why is Elaynna posting again?
>>546874848>Boyfriend: 3 votesNames of the knotwives?
>>546945631rs3 already exists and sucks. The game needs a tick speed faster than 600ms.
Has anyone made a raceswap patch that replaces 3.3.5 gnomes with vulpera?
>>546953391Never mind, I found some Slav to hire to do this.
>>546915886>Literally 0 Tel'abim playersZamn
Man I like the stagger mechanic and I loved the tavern hero but god damn are Brewmaster tanks boring as FUCKWhat a shame
>>546954960monks never should have been added to the game.clash massively with the game's aesthetic outside of pandaland and have literally zero unique gameplay or mechanics aside from stagger.
goodbye War Mill, your services are no longer required
should i have rolled on ambershire
>>546960413ambie is raidlogmaxxing now until the server dies, soz m8
no really i just made a character on nordanaar a few days ago and been playing but maybe i should have rolled on ambershire instead
HUMANMALERETRIBUTIONPALADIN
>>546962189Fuck that's the wrong pic, how do I delete a post?
>>546956718samwise is a genius.a channeled melee attack + movement skills never seen before, whats not to like?
>>546962189I ERP as a fem helf and I look like this
>>546966634d-daddy
>>546966634Elaynna...
is fmc still alive or did it fall apart
>>546968567There are a few anons in FMC who still play on Nordanaar. A few others primarily play on Ambershire but still log onto Nordanaar every once and a while.
>>546960790I was leveling on Ambershire until switching to Nordanaar for the Altlympics. I prefer Nordanaar. Everyone there is a lot nicer and a lot friendlier. I've already met a ton of cool people whereas on Ambershire my friends list was empty. I was originally planning on going back to my Ambershire character after I hit 60, but now I'm not sure I want to leave the friends I'm making behind.
>>546968836theres 1 who is not an anon
>>546972461Who?
>>546972839Sunethil
I was leveling on Turtlewow until switching to Epoch for the comfylics. I prefer Epoch. Everyone there is a lot nicer and a lot friendlier. I've already met a ton of cool people whereas on Turtlewow my friends list was empty. I was originally planning on going back to my Turtle character after I hit 60, but now I'm not sure I want to leave the friends I'm making behind.
>>546972861Sunethil has posted to this thread tho
My friends and I are waiting legion on Tauri.
I was leveling on Epoch until switching to BBC+ for the grinding. I prefer BBC+. Everyone there is a lot nicer and a lot friendlier. I've already met a ton of cool people whereas on Epoch my friends list was empty. I was originally planning on going back to my Epoch character after I hit 60, but now I'm not sure I want to leave the friends I'm making behind.
I wasn't leveling anywhere, I don't even play this game
I've been playing this game for almost 20 years and haven't made a single friend in it.
I still regularly talk to people from my first raiding guild way back in vanilla.
I was leveling on BBC+ until switching to just fellating BBCs in real life. Everyone there is a lot nicer and a lot friendlier. I've already met a ton of cool people whereas on BBC+ my friends list was empty. I was originally planning on going back to my BBC+ character after I finish Tyrone, but now I'm not sure I want to leave the friends I'm making behind.
Whose bussy is tighter, Telol’s or Aecheur’s? Asking for a friend (my cock)
>>546973138He didn't even know that there was different boards on 4chan
>>546978573Proof?
>>546979106You can ask him.
>>546978573But he posts in /heals/ too
>>546979173>i made it upOh ok.
>>546979314Why would I save screenshots of my conversation with people?
>>546979446Why would you share your conversations with people?
is fish single
fish won
won what?
>cloudfare servers down>can't download turtle wowIt's joever!!
blizzard bombed cloudfare...
>>546984809victory...but at what cost
>>546984809Rule34 isn't working..
Do we get Kara10 with the weekly restart or is it on Friday?
did they kill ascension?
>>546978523I will let you in on a little secret - EVERY single tauren in evil participates in almost daily cow orgies. It's not unusual for them to end up with +3 tauren dicks in their assholes. They are anything but tight.
poster above me has AIDS
poster above me has monkeypox
Poster below me is CUTE.
Why it is not working?
>>546986175>new delhi
>>546986175elaynna...
Are some servers down because of this?
https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
>>546986175>New Delhi
>>546986231>>546986693Sir, what's the problem?
>>546986295https://www.ashemaletube.com/
>>546986793it's over..
>>546874192which of the warmane servers are new content? which has the harder raids? lord or icecrown?
>>546986793that’s so funny torzag
>>546875049>If so who was top and who was bottom?Telol doesn't bottom.>t. bottomed for Telol on numerous occasions
>>546990094Wrong.
>>546990094>t. bottomed for Telol on numerous occasionsElicia...
>>546988163onyxia
hehe im a werewolf
looks more like a werefaggot to me
dont be mean
>>546995069It's Eliora.
>>546990094>not in the knowNGMI
>>547002793JIB looks like THAT???
>>547002860Yes. He's 140cm tall tho.
i have download and deleted wow 9 (nine) times this yeari'll have a shitty raid where the vibes are off and someone fucks up because they dont speak english or i get shit on by some tryhard for not putting in 100% effort on every pull and i feel fucking done with the game and delete itthen sometimes literally the next day or a couple of weeks later im back on it again because i dont enjoy doing anything else and i get bored out of my mind
>>547003147dont care
>>547003147i care
>>547003147i care moderately
>>547003147Do you feel in Charge?
>>547003147Not your blog, zoomie.
>>547003147who asked?
>see my crush at obvious erp spot on map>she isn't wearing anything on her armory page
>>547003147>never raided>never had this problemleveling is where all the fun happens
>>546990094Telol is a switch.
>>547005662Name?
>>547005662what spots are good?
Man, I wish tauren had fat bulging tummies haha...
uh oh, chromiebros? We got a melty.
>>547007329Jib.
>>547009195CALL THE POLICECALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHCALL THE NATIONAL GUARD ERECT 20 GORILLA STATUES IN CENTRAL PARKMr. PRESIDENT DO SOMETHING
>>547009195>when your tranny ERP partner blocks you after ask for socials so you scream nigger in world chatUh oh, incel chud meltie.
>>547010772Fuck, it's true... That Malleus is an helf with a TRP profile on turtle.
I love the 1.12 client, I love LUA and I love spending 1 hour on macros!!!!
>>547010772Sir, your words are an affront to my honor. I demand satisfaction!Mengirth E. Faggot, I will not stand for it!
where do you guys come up with this shit
>ascenshit panic launches a classic+ project prematurely to try and compete with ambershire>data spillage fucks all of their other servers beyond fixing>most players quit before max level>ZG comes out so half-baked people quit raiding after two weeks>still can't keep either of the two servers up for more than 24 hours>panic merge them anyway because playerbase numbers are crashingturtlechads can't stop winning
>>547012648Dutch lost harder than Gaytotes
>me chilling on lordaeron for 10 drama free years watching you niggers fighting and sperging over fotm servers and fresh failures on a weekly basis
Opinion on Vereesa Windrunner as ranger-general? Like her domestic policies so far? What about foreign relations? Does she deserve her spot in the Regency Council? Is she fit to rule at all? Was it right of the quel'dorei nobility to strip her of her title as speaker for the Silvermoon Remnants? Or is she just too hot-headed and naive for the position? Or is it just nobles powertripping as usual?
>>547014885Where's her dick?
>>547014885Oh I just skipped past her text. I was enamoured with Lor'themar being there when I just assumed "He's a Horde character so he's evil and not welcome in our fanfic"
we need helf femboys
firestorm whitemane or chromie?
>>547015726Mod it removing the tits and adding a bulge.
i had a dream that blizzard teamed up with turtle and they had a campaign where if you paid $50 they'd give you a level 60 in turtle. Probably just a dream though.
>>547013681Gaytotes went from being stuck with a failure project to making bank getting bought out by a crew of idiotsGaytotes fucking won
Alright when's the next authentic vanilla server. Surely the niche will be filled, right?
>>547020078Sanctuary didn't launch with that high of a pop before it crashed and burned, so I doubt it.
>>547015884lol
>>547014937beneath the leaf of course.
>>547013681It really depends of how much he paid Gaytotes for Ecuck.
>>547013681>bbc+ is by far the highest revenue pserver ever, being just a regular ass ascension server but locked to standard classes>this was only possible through dutch's tycoon maneuver to absorb epoch, pay gaytotes a one time bonus, sign an NDA and have them fuck off right away>now have hordes of epochbabies on their own launcher>purposefully let epoch languish as a broken unmanned mess to let the frogs boil nicely>wait for the right moment>hello fellow gamers, it seems you are wishing for a ClassicPlus(TM) experience, epoch was a bit of a letdown, wasn't it? Why not try our server out? It's FRESH>make stupid amount of bank with hordes of browns spilling out their pesosdvtch won on a scale beyond imagining
>>547022127don't expect turtletrannies to understand any of that, they still think that Turdle will be fine because le epic hecking russia doesn't care about the US laws
>>547020078It just released a few weeks ago, true azeroth or something
>>547022127>highest revenue pserver ever>no auras, classic andies playing with transmogs off, pots enabled only after most players have quitthey probably haven't even made back what they paid epoch to begin with lmao
>>547024086If it's not in the OP, then it does not exist.
>>547022127>the highest revenue pserver everthats warmane
>>547022963Turtle is eternal.
whats a good server for doing a lot of raids
>>547022127>highest revenue>after the quickest drop in playerbase on a seasonal server to date>after getting rid of most developer staff to cut costs>after disappointing Bronzebeard reception>after "do not acknowledge the population issues"
>>547024520I play on bbc and you have no fucking idea how bad things really are. Just from the shop items, tokens, caches etc. that end up listed on the AH daily, just that; not keeping into account what people buy and keep to themselves, we're looking at $1-2k value daily minimum of paid only cash shop items being put into the economy.>>547026967>population issuesYeah, the issue is there's too many niggers. If you like to quest solo you better start enjoying feralas and desolace, because everywhere you go there's 10+ competing on any given spot.
>>546962802You just had this one dev being obsessed with pandas for some odd reason in wc3.Everyone was always confused why the demon hunter had these panda faces on his weapons.
least controversial nu-wpsg fag
why are nelves like that?
>>547030797Now make her bend over and spank herself.
>>547030797Why did her hand fart?
Elaynna learned how to make any picture jump with AI and its wholesome.
>>547030797For the same reason they randomly jump on the spot when standing still for too long?
just put the futa nelves in the bag
Hm... isn't a futa the same as a femboy?
>>547033685this stallion own me sex
>>547033117sorry i got them all
>>547034521ESLalys...
>>547033290>futa>female with (big) pp>femboy>female(male) with smol pp
>>547033685Druid tank getting made OP even more
>>547033290>futabuilt for impregnating me>femboybuilt to be killed on sight for not being lore accurate, why do you think a femboy would exist in this universe
>>547035192What if the futa prefers the not-lore accurate femboy over you?
There is a severe lack of futas on Nordanaar, creating an imbalance of too many needy and horny healsluts and dpsissies alike. I say we round up every futa that ever played and/or still plays on Nordanaar, deport any futas that escaped to Ambershire and drag them all back to Nord and keep them chained up and restrained in milking stables for everyone to be used as meatdildos again. Create a database and register every futa with a barcode on their cocks and never allow them to leave again. This issue needs to be dealt with!
>>547035603Then I will immediately hang myself.
any good pservers?
>>547035819Ellinna...
>>547035192>why do you think a femboy would exist in this universeAnduin is canon
>>547035873tauri
>>547035819i know who you are
>>547036154Anduin can't be a femboy. He put Sylvanas in her place and had his way with her multiple times while she was in jail.
>>547037229He made her feel things she couldn't even when she was alive.
>>547035819I know who you are.
>>547035819so true sister
>>547037071>>547037526SAY MY NAME!
/wpsg/ will never be good again and the trannies keeping the thread alive will eventually ack. how does knowing the general you love will end up in the archives sooner than later?
>>547037526And who are you?
>>5470377822 more weeks nigger
>>547037229yjk she was giving him that Big Banshee Cock on the daily
>>547013757>being on any of these shitholes for 10 yearsgrim, to be quite frank
>>547037645Jib.
>>547037645*******
>>547037782sad.
>>547039656>tfw you will never be a SSR 7 star rated gacha character
>>547040416YOU won't be
>>547041539That's a funny picture and I want to acknowledge your effort in entertaining me.
>>547037782HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN, ERPING WITH A MAN
Please... someone tell me of a good way to farm gold for solo playersI farmed 4k in lashers, I can't go back.... I just can't
>>547043365It's time to go back to Dire Maul anon...
>>547043365Herbing and weeklies.
>>547043365>4k How do you still need more at this point? Progression is pretty damn slow.
It's over, Turtle WoW will be shutting down in 25 minutes.
mmm yes durotar orange
>>547043365Be a findom ERP prostitute.
>>547044263>durotar orange>ungoro green>ashenvale violet
>>547046890You should go to retail.
>>547043365Solofarm strat trash or ZG crocsFrostsaber Eko's are like 100g an hour easilyfelcloth is now 10g per, i assume if you get a reliable spot you will me lots of goldSit on hyjal with the afk farmers on multiple accounts while watching a movie.
>>547043365theodorian...
retail is fun actually
What's with all these blizzcucks suddenly showing their ugly head. Now I realize why some of you were so hostile to popular characters here on /wpsg/. You just want to bring everyone to your blizzcuck servers.
>they raid on vanillaImagine having a second job, but also unpaid. You gotta be an absolute moron.
>>547051620You will never be White.
>>547051620do browns not have hobbies? is everything a job or side hustle to you?
>>547051970>yeah bro bring 100 holy waters, 10 of each flasks, a stack of greater fire prot potions, a stack of FAPs, a stack of limited invuln potions, stat food and all world buffs or you will be denied a space :P>farming for all that is not a job, bro :D
>>547052589Come to turtle and you won't have to farm for any of these.
>>547052589uum i actually make 20g per MC while expending 4g
>>547052589You don't have to do any of that on turtle. Flask usually only for the tank and then only for Kara40 and Naxx. Invuln potions only for skips usually. Greater fire protection potions maybe a couple for certain bosses. World buffs are disabled in raids.
>>547052782Come to turtle and you won't get to 60 before it's shut down
>>547053040Turtle will survive and make some new adverts to get more newfags in. Then they advertise it on Blizzards twitter like they did last time.
>>547053040seething SoDomite
>>547053159It was over the moment RICO was mentioned. Torta already cowtowed.
bill gates is literally going to rape you and give you aids if you play on turtle
>>547053792ambershire it is
>>547053763That's not true and you know it.
>>547053984He's brown.
Which server is best for someone who wants to RPfag?
>>547054284unironically turtle, nordanaar.
>>547053792they're gonna get RICO'd, TICO'd, GICO'd, PICO'd, ZICO'd, VICO'd, BICO'd, and JICO'da JICO flew over my house aaaaaaaa
>>547054203That he is.
I hope Turtle gets JIB'd.
>>547054284Nordanaar Turtle.You'll find way more RP on Epsilon though, though there is no gameplay.Moon Guard/Argent Dawn also has private servers beat on the quantity of RPers. Most the first world roleplayers seem to remain blizzard paypiggies.
>>547055997Turtle needs to die for the private server scene to survive and improve. You can't have the most noteworthy private server run on the dogshit 1.12 client, that alone pushes away a ton of people let alone the shitty vanilla gameplay.
>mfw my goons bring another turtle player into my sex slave pens
>nord rp
>>547052589you can farm enough gold for weekly raid consumes in less than an hour
>>547056853>real life slopBut why? Nobody would bat an eye if she was a tall toned futa Sentinel from AshenvaleIt's like seeing an orc named Shrek or a tauren named Burger
>>547057018Consumables are pointless chores and should be removed from the game.
>>547056853woul-><Belerian>i'll pass on this one
>>547036480lol
>>547057073The person behind the screen didn't spend a single second to learn WoW lore. They are so clueless that they make Night Elf profiles who are born in Darnassus look like librarians.
>>547056296But remember, they're moving to UE5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVGr0GmP-Dc
can i play on turtle without having to download their malware?
>>547059090Dunno, can I play ascension without having to download their malware?
>>547059090Which part do you consider malware?
>>547054342>>547056270Thanks. Gonna play a schizo undead warrior who thinks he's the lord of a settlement that doesn't actually exist, but he really thinks it does/did.
>>547057073>But why?It's a character they made for quick, easy ERP. That's all they're looking for. They don't want a story or a character. They don't want RP. They just want a little wham bam thank you ma'am.And it works. If you name your character "Endowedfuta" or "Milkmaiden" or "Knotbait" or whatever and quickly write up a TRP saying you are down to fuck, you will get whispers from people who are horny and want some quick and easy ERP.Not every ERPer is like this mind you. But some are and if that's what they want, hey, at least they're being honest about it.
>>547053763nobody apart from armchair lawyer muttoids cares or even knows what that is.its hilarious that you fat retards think this is some sort of ace in the hole when in reality shenna is just gonna clean her dilator with it.
>>547059838There are some small neutral NPC hideouts, that he could see as proof for his "sanity", but I'm not sure if there is an undead one. The closest I know from Tirisfal is at the road when you enter Hillsbrad. I haven't read anything about why they exist, but they strike me as an acknowledgement to certain guilds or for RP/Gathering purposes, since there is one with Spanish NPCs on the road from Alterac to Western Plaguelands.I've seen them in Duskwood, Hillsbrad, Alterac, WPL and Un'Goro so far, but some are kinda hidden, so I'm sure I missed some. Usually have at least one vendor and some also have a mule for bank access, but no quests or story directly involves them.
>>547056853least insufferable belerian member
give it to me straight, is it too late to roll on turtle?
>>547062970late for what
>>547062970ambershire is still on mc so no. go for fresh feelingif you want friendlier, roleplaying and progressed go nordif you want world pvp on a smaller scale server (ie camping raid instances) then go telabim
>>546808778What server is this?
Turtle will shut down in January. Shenna is already planning her exit, she's just holding out for the Christmas money.
>>547062970Yes, it's too late. Turtle was only good when it had less than 500 players and was RP focused.
>>547064191only based take here
>>547064018this she's negotiated with blizzard, they'll drop the lawsuit and let all her team go free if she closes the server.
what would turtle players do if turtle really closed down?
>>547067042play tortoise wow
>>547053159if it wasn't a rico case this would be true
>>547067042cry
ASSASSINS FROM BLIZZARD ARE AT MY HOUSE OH MY G
>>547068248its up lilbro you know what time it is shouldn't have played on those illegal servers
>>547068034Youre delusional if you think this will pass in court, they lost the moment they decided to go with this instead of a standard copyright infringement.Blizzard is betting everything on this because either they finally get a W for years of shitting the bed or the lose the case and everything goes on as usual this reeks of desperation.
I'm having fun on Stormforge Frostmourne
V*nilla endgame is absolute fucking cancer. I hate every second of doing this dogshit attunement shit.>dude just do the worst dungeon in the game that takes 2 hours to clear>dude just wait outside the blackrock spire for hours waiting for anyone to show up>bro after you clear the dungeon 20 times and if you are lucky you will get the items you need to make the seal>but if you want to finish the quest you have to go in the dungeon, haha lol just sit around waiting for more groups>ok now you need to go all across the entire game world and somehow find people to group with>just magically get a group to go fight this dragon and do this convoluted shit where you get the dragon to 10% hp and use these retarded seals and control the dragonthis game was made for discord troons who can just go ask discord pedophiles to help them do questsfor normal people this is not possible, there is no one anywhere who can help do this shit and they wouldn't do it even if they were around, because they get nothing from helping
>>547074308i ask my guild to do ubrs and the group fills in 10 minutes, maybe dont be a sperg.
>>547074556Insane trans freak cope. The guilds are full of mentally ill freaks like you. I'd rather kill myself than join a guild.
>>547069338The lawyers Blizzards hired successfully argued RICO charges on a similar case before.While Shenna is somewhat safe as a Russian, her ability to travel will be hurt, and her ability and do business internationally will be crippled.
>>547075874show me the case
>>547077054It was Activision vs EngineOwning, which was based in Germany. Two counts of RICO charges.
>>547074925>Insane trans freak cope. The guilds are full of mentally ill freaks like you. I'd rather kill myself than join a guild.try going for walk outside. clear your head a bit
>>547074925>I'd rather kill myself than join a guildWoW players, everyone.
>>547078164engineowning is still operational thoughever
>>547080076i agree with him
desu modern guilds do suck, either you have cock chasing homos that pretend this is all a larp or sweats ripping on one another with logs there is no normal guild that is happy to talk and progress without drama
>>547082849It’s under new ownership and had to completely overhaul how it does payments which is extremely obtuse now and unintuitive as opposed to just paypalling them the money. A sweeping ban also followed which further hurt their business. Considering the original owners disappeared, no interviews or statements after, it’s safe to say they’re pretty well fucked.
>>547074925Huh? Are you okay?
>>547083004Guilds like that exist, but they’re what you might call a “dadgamer normie guild”.
>>547078164engineowning was distributing a cheat software for a subscription lil bro
how are DKs in legion?
>>547074308>>547074925based antisocial MMO player
>>547074308god blessPeople like you saved this game, and now I can participate in all activities with bots
>>547087727Both are cases of intellectual property infringement where RICO charges were brought up by the exact same lawyers.In fact the Turtle WoW case is worse because it's much more blatant example of copyright theft and Turtle WoW has an actual presence in America.
>got complimented on my tanking performanceyet another win for warriorchads
>>547090070>instant groups>everyone puts your opinion above other people>get all the gear you want>literally worshipped if you do a good jobyeah tankgods won
>>546942916slow as fuck and theres nothing to do? yeah
>>547090540also kept up by nostalgia
>>547090070>>547090321clean it up tankjanny
>>547091740*HRs your item*
>>547091740*out-dps's you*
I don't give a crap about the tank, 99% of the time you can clear the dungeon with just DPS tanking it
>>547091740*kicked**blacklisted**reported*
Hear me out! I've got an idea! A /wpsg/ guild full of Anons playing female goblins and our only aim is to capture virile human males(normalfags) to use as meat dildos via erp!We make give them fake positions of power. It'll be sort of like a trap, they think they're in charge but really we make a goblin core that calls all the shots in the guild in secret.But we make the human males think they're in charge. If the human males ever talk back. We start using demeaning language.Stuff like>"Ke ke ke ke know your place, meat cock!"or>"Don't make us drop you off the Zeppelin, pigskin!"We could have our own clique in plain sight. Making our own discord channel called the goblin cave. If someone ever asks us we just say:>Look, its just for roleplay purposes."
>>547096329no
love killing low levels, hate the french. simple as.
>>547096329commit yourself to mental institution
>que for ragefire chasm on horde>1-3 ally players in loch modan going "umm how do i get there got a summon? XD">que for stockades on ally>1-3 horde players in barrens going "umm how do i get there got a summon? XD"
>>547096329kill yourself
>>547096898Epoch fixed that by not being retarded about summoning stones.
>>547096329Silverfang....
>>547097006now if only they could fix the bug that makes 99% of the playerbase and 100% of the developers leave
>>547097204Summoning stones are still good and would be good on turtle, and you sound like a woman without arguments.
>>547097006It was very funny to see the piles of corpses near Stockades because horde would have to corpsewalk to the dungeon, totally planned design, very pondering.
>>547097479>dies once>gets ressed>does the dungeonBig deal
>>547003147at a certain point when you pass the age of 12 you realise people are not worth itavoid them like the plague
>>547097643>die at gates>die again in trade distract>die again in front of stockades
hello sirs could you pleas summon?
>>547098203And before that>Wait for the horde player to walk from STV>Dies on the way to a panther
>>547003147Players (real people) are the worst thing that has happened to the MMORPG genre.I pray for the day when AI is fully integrated into this genre and I can choose which world to play in, not with Russians, Pakistanis, and Spaniards, but with Draenei, Night Elves, and Dwarves.
>>547098538No summon, we will have to wait for 30 minutes because one fag was questing in africa.
brb smoke
Dwarfs just keep winning
>>547096542>hate the frenchSuccessfully psy-oped by foreign "intelligence" (bots)
>>547101740>hate the frenchBased. French people suck.
why did they buff Bear aoe threat lmao.They are literally better than Prot warrior with Thunderfury on single target now they can aoe too?
>>547101951Stop being Islamophobic.
>>547102165>better than Prot warrior with ThunderfuryIs this an achievement?
I play bear because I don't have to farm TF.
>>547102176kek
>>547102165The only reason why prot warrior is probably at an acceptable level is due to sheer skill of warrior players who are used to MT'ing since 2004. Now bear, paladin and even shaman tank are significantly ahead of warrior, but their dogshit player base hasn't caught up on how strong their toolkit is.
>>547102724Warriors players are so great they need an item to drop to even compete, yeah...
they should let shamans use thunderfury
>>547063479turtle
>>547102724warrior cope
You now remember Not in Op
>>547105542Turtle has player nudity?They said "They added". I'm guessing this is a client-side mod then, but I couldn't find one online.
>>547003147The problem with raiding, and this is true for retail and private servers and maybe any video game these days.Is playing with other people who aren't your friends is a shitty experience.
>>547106382No. I don't.
>>547106559It's a mod. Think it's in op.
:(
>>547108658I say this
>haha look at this porn with me guys let's goon together! maybe touch tips..?you guys are so gay
What level should I respec from ele to resto in dungeons?
>>547110030He didn't even post WoW porn, so repulsive.
>>54711047117
>>547110471~40
Just found out about Turtle. I remember playing Nostalrius years ago and having fun but I stopped because I don't like talking to people and mid-level quests became a chore soloDo I give Turtle a go?
>>547111558noplay retail
>>547111558Give it a go big boy, so we can shut it down the exact moment you hit 60.
>>547110030>maybe touch tips..?nobody said that until you brought it up, faggot
>>547111668>giving money to Blizzard
>>547110601Holyshit you're retarded.THEY(!) gave a reference for how THEY(!) want THEIR(!) belf gf to be. the porn is the result of the combination imagined. no the actual porn.
>>547112468yeah no one's gonna believe there's a second retard here who thinks your 3dpd porn is either on topic or not degustingi hope you're being paid to advertise and not being a gay shill for free
>>547112612>degustingdisgusting*, my speech to text is acting up
>>547112612it's a meme you dip>>547112784>STT posting on 4chanLMAO, you're more weird thany any porn freak could ever be. HAHA holyshit I hope this is bait, well played if it is.
>>547106382We were -this- close to the perfect guild emblem
>>547113132keyed and locked
>>547113132What's the lock meant to symbolise? A dick cage?
>>547113132Where are they all now?
>>547120530we started a guild on Fellowship
>>547120586>fellowshit
>>547118102nonny…
>>547096329bush is so nasty
>>547122927there is a good reason why only unwashed greasy neckbeards are into that
>>547096329Elaynna coded post.
>>547122927>>547123045You're a faggot.
>>547123260it's okay buddy you too will eventually lose your virginity... hopefully...
>>547123897I'm almost 40.
>>547123962going for arch wizard status are we
Any ERP virgins in the chat?
>>547123962
>>547124815My level 5 alt is an ERP virgin, does that count?
>>547125419ERP virginity is accountbound, if you ERP'd even once then you are no longer a virgin, no matter how many new chars you make.
>>547127148>retained my virginity across multiple level 60sbased or cringe
>>547127397it depends
>>547127148It's actually the opposite. You can ERP as much as you want on a character and then say you are an ERP virgin, because those incidents happened in an alternate universe.
Join <Evil>
>>547128135>"I mean yeah I took about two hundred dog and worgen knots on my main but this was in an alternate universe, honey!"
>>547128272>Online: 2
>>547128756If you join it'll be 3!! ^-^
Can I mage boost my own characters on seperate accounts in turtle wow? Does it turn off XP on a certain difference or is it prohibited?
>>547129097You can, but you can only multibox up to 2 characters, 3 for summoning purposes only.
I've never ERPd i just like to do challenges while listening to lectures, or presentations about biblical scholarship
>>547129376One day a failed biomale will suck the soul out of your cock through the computer screen.
>>547129443>get my dick sucked by a horny failed biomale>or so i thought>turns out it was an actual femcelbe careful out there... i never recovered from that betrayal
>>547129443(S)he would have to marry my gnomechud before (s)he could tinker with my gadgets
>One day a failed biomale will suck the soul out of your cock
>>547129376it isnt due to a lack of trying tho, jib.
>>547130459those thai ladyboys sure got an edge over regular femboys that's for sure
>>547130184It's not the same rate of losing xp with a higher level as on retail classic?
>>547123058How do people recognize my funposts with pinpoint accuracy every time?
>>547132105it's trivial to recognize asa or elay posts
>>547132271Asa needs correction unlike me.
>>547132440cute gay catWould lift his tail and sleeve him on my tauren cock
>>547132271I get blamed for so many posts that are not mine though, could you imagine Asalys making 20% of the thread's posts? I can't!
>>547132774??? Wtf is wrong with u
>>547132774how do you know the cat is gay
>>547133082
17 sleepies until POCHIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KtM29r_LsU
>argentinian pedo is awake
>>547133908I'm being set up......
PlayTheWarWithin"Private" Servers are illegal and ran by KGB operatives, criminals, enemies of the USA and terrorist groups all of which do NOT have you best interest at heart.Uninstall the botnet allowing them remote root access to your machine and purchase, subscribe and install The War Within™ instead. Your consciousness will thank you.PlayTheWarWithin
>>547134687follow Rigzin Phuntsog's example
>>547134687The spyware contra the NSA spyware in Windows cancel each other out like chemotherapy for cancer.
>>547134687No. My cozy found family of misfits Horde doesn't exist in retail. I can't roleplay a soft tauren who gathers herbs for the cenarious circle in retail
Pick your poison>Human wifeUnrealistic, you sick bastard>Dwarf wifeHope you like beer for every meal. Also she doesn't shave, anywhere.>Gnome wifeWill frequently ask you to try out her experimental contraptions. They aren't really dangerous, but she will ask in the bedroon.>Night Elf wifeExtrenely traditional. You will practically live outside and subsist in a vegan diet. Like the Dwarf, she never shaves.>Draenei wifeYou WILL go to Church, every day, even if she has to carry you there herself.>Worgen wifeHair>Orc wifeYour hobby will be weight lifting and nothing else. Hope you like pork.>Troll wifeDUDE VOODOO LMAO>Tauren wifeYou're gonna have such a comfy Winter. Hope you like dairy producta>Undead wifeShe WILL kill you. Afterwards she'll resurrect you, but you might have a few parts replaced.>Blood Elf wifeShe'll refuse to be seen in public with you as a matter of social principle. Every night she'll suck your mana out through your dick, and will demand you drink gallons of magic-infused wine every day to keep her satiated.>Goblin wifeShe's the breadwinner and you're the trophy husband. She'll take you to lavish company outings to show off how tall you are to all her business rivals and underlings. She'll also occassionally whore you out to sleep with said rivals to score deals.
>>547135303Horde obviously>Humale Female cryptidlol, lmao>doesn't shaveI am not fucking a yeti>Gnomegrow up bitch>paleo diet dudeno>churchI had enough Sunday churches for a lifetime >Worgenmulti nipple is a deal breaker
>>547135303Draenei wife for my draenei boywifea couple hour of church to "get filled with her Light" afterwards is a small price to pay
>>547135303>Unrealistic, you sick bastardzamn>Hope you like beer for every meal. Also she doesn't shave, anywhere.Meh>Will frequently ask you to try out her experimental contraptions. They aren't really dangerous, but she will ask in the bedroon.Based>Extrenely traditional. You will practically live outside and subsist in a vegan diet. Like the Dwarf, she never shaves.Based>You WILL go to Church, every day, even if she has to carry you there herself.Being carried against my will by my 9ft tall goatwife - Based>Your hobby will be weight lifting and nothing else. Hope you like pork.Based>DUDE VOODOO LMAOBased>You're gonna have such a comfy Winter. Hope you like dairy productaBased>She'll refuse to be seen in public with you as a matter of social principle. Every night she'll suck your mana out through your dick, and will demand you drink gallons of magic-infused wine every day to keep her satiated.Based>She's the breadwinner and you're the trophy husband. She'll take you to lavish company outings to show off how tall you are to all her business rivals and underlings. She'll also occassionally whore you out to sleep with said rivals to score deals.BasedAlmost every one of these is a win??
>>547135303dwarf orc or goblin for me
>>547135303Which of them have dicks?
sorry for being trans
double semen all the way
>>547140275shared cooldown?
Wish gnome women were real
goblins and worgens should've never been playable.its ok for some races to not be playable
>>547141156:(
>>547140275I'm a genius!>>547141450Oh no!
>>547141265NEEEEEEED
When I was a kid I was playing a Human Male ret paladin in Duskwood on a PvP server. A female belf rogue kept sapping and cheap shotting me non-stop, /spat /laughed /kissed at me and slowly watched me die from the mobs their attacks. She did this for like two hours until I logged off.Needless to say since that moment I have anger issues around female blood elf players. Whenever I hear one of their audio lines my blood starts to boil and I want to slowly strangle them until their eyes pop out. I want to strip them naked and have them raped by a feral pack of centaurs and hyenas. I want to put their front teeth on the curb and kick down on the back of their head until a loud CRACK sounds escapes their mouth and their teeth roll into the gutter.If you play a female blood elf beware you massive prancing lala FAGGOT HOMO I WILL FKING RAPE UR BOYCUNT AND MAKE U LAP UP MY CUMMIES MAKE U GAG ON MY CUM BITCH STFU FAGGOT HAHAHA I'M SO LE PRETTY FAGGOTY FAGGOT KYS KYSSSSS
>>547142375>When I was a kid I was playing a Human Male ret paladinIt check. Didn't read the rest.
>>547141265When I see some of you fags obsessing over dwarf or gnome women. But then its just tits and ass and they're drawn normal-sized.>I have such unique taste gois!!! I'm so le interesterinno. Please gib me reddit gold, kind stranger!So fucking retarded. There is literally no difference between this picture you posted of that """Gnome""" and video related.
>>547144495they're not ready for this trvke
>>547144070>Don't share this but...we are retarded here but cmon
>>547144070>its nowhere near what the team neededUHHH ASCENSION SISTERS?? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOST FINANCIALLY PROFITABLE SERVER EVER?
>>547144495This. If the picture doesn't clearly show they're 3' at most and cunnycoded it's no gnome.
>>547144070no shit they gave up on epochthey are flopping harder than turtle lmaoo
On my way to Ogrimmar to deliver some long overdue vengeance. Andu-falah-dor!
>>547144070Still better than turtleshit
>>547147951>image taken moments before gangrape
>>547144070Yeah, I'm thinking Kaytotes won.
>>547147989i hate turdle but>retoilet like gameloop is better than turdle's mostly vanillaslopyou are only lying to yourself
>>547148003Justice has been served.
>>547090321>hunter accidentally pulls two extra packs with his mutt>tank does not hold aggro>dps go nuts and rip aggro>lock lifetaps to 20%, rips aggro and is about to be clapped in one hit>heal the imbeciles anyway>put shields with insane reaction times>not a word of praise, as if it was the expected minimumIs heal the most cucked role?
>>547132105You're endearing and unique in a good way Elaynna.
>>547144495Yeah and? I'll cum to this too
>>547149518The woyyer didn't type "um you should only heal me" so that's a good dungeon run as far as things go
>>547149518Tank is the mob janny while healer is the raidframe jannyWhen I'm playing mage I purposefully do a big fat Frost Nova into max rank Flamestrike into max rank CoC combo one second into the first pull to establish my dominance. If I die because of aggro (I don't kite or ice block, that's for noobs) I will type a nice "shit noob tank" or passive aggressive "uhm... Heals??? Hello???" to make sure the other DPS now it's not my fault.I also never share water or give ports unless the tank or healsissy throws a melty (9/10 times they're too much of a pussy to even ask lol)
>>547150091thats so cool bro, benched
>>547150091Mages have like a billion escape options so I just ignore them no matter how low they getI trust you :)
>>547150328I'm the raid leader (all cloth gear, BoE's and mats reserved kekekekekek)
In turtle. Does this only work on people in the same group as you and not anybody around? Disappointing if so.
>>547151537work with anybody around
>>547151715Weird, I click it in Orgrimmar near people and nothing happens.
>>547151049>timmy has delusions of grandeur on his bench again
>>547151962I often use it near AH or mailbox and it always work
>>547151998No that's the tank, there's only two raiding spots, meanwhile there's 33 DPS ones, I just wanded some more mobs because you're moving too slow, better clean it up tankjanny!>*kicks you from the spellcleave group because players with more than 70 IQ don't need a tanktranny "main character" diva fuck slowing then down*
Just started playing on turle-wow.Can i get a list of all ERP tards so i wont have to risk running into subhumans?
>play BM hunter>pull out my bird>tank everything myselfheh
Epoch pop right now?
>>547152721If you want to find ERP partners you'll have to look for them yourself you lazy ass!
>>547152721Join a RP guild, there is a shared list between most guilds of roleplayers to avoid. Most people on it are sexpests.
>>547154909>catalogue of ERPershaha ohhh noooooo
>>547157902Proof?
>>547154909Which /wpsg/ posters are on it?
>>547130184>but you basically need to pull the whole instance, do some shit, leave group and then you can kill them and the leveling char will get full xpDo you know where I can get more info on this? Someone who has done it?
>>547158797(You)
>>547158797I don't know every /wpsg/ posters, but I believe 3 of them are on it. An helf, an orc, and a goblin.
>>547159779>An helf, an orc, and a goblin.sounds like the start of an awful joke
You know Asalys is ERPing when there are no /wpsg/ posts for over an hour.
>>547167670i was just playing the game wtf
I didn't make it into another list... again...
>>547169404I didn't even make it onto the list of people who saw the list... wtf........
>>547169404>>547169635STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
>>547158797There's no "shared list" but roleplayers talk to one another. Off the top of my head, Torzag, Elaynna, and Jib are anons I've been basically told to avoid in the past. It was honestly a bit surreal hearing someone who doesn't use this website ask me if I heard about Torzag. But I think in terms of anons they either don't interact with the community enough to get a bad name, or they're like me and behave themselves. Going to guess more of the former than the latter although there was another roleplayer who I'm pretty sure also browsed this thread.
Any FMC and Evil member is automatically blacklisted from the RP community. The thread is watched regularly and tolerance is zero.
>>547170071Jib is really not beating the "I'm not an ERP'er" allegations if he's grouped with the likes of Torzag.
>>547170071>>547171127>What, No Blowjib?
>>547171127As a frequent roleplayer, only Torzag was known and often talked about. Even Elaynna was seen as a normal roleplayer, I only knew her from Scarlet Legion and she wasn't roleplaying like a slut.
>>547113132Pearl is made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, true love's first kiss, and whispered confessions of love.
>>547171127>>547171817The three of them weren't talked about for being ERPers. Quite frankly nobody cares if you ERP. At most people laugh at the silly ERP profiles like the Amazonbabe one. They were talked about for different reasons.
>>547171817Nightshield...
>>547171127I'm pretty sure Jib doesn't even ERP. The time I saw him at events he was flirty but just kind of got laughed at.
>>547171127Torzag wasn't blacklisted for ERPing.
>>547173438Jib plapped Elicia.Source: Jib.
Why did Torzag and Jib both got blacklisted then?
>>547173438I have seen him once at an event and he was quite boring, constantly rambling about his arcane experiments.
>>547173838Torzag for interrupting an event.Jib for OOC reasons.
>>547173838Jib for JIBBING Torzag for getting JIBBED
>>547172919>>547170071I'm blacklisted? Since when? How come people still invite me to events and ask me to join when I log?
>>547173838"Blacklisted" is the wrong word. It's more that they have a bad reputation. Roleplayers talk. If you think this thread is gossipy, you haven't roleplayed much.
>>547174992I only ERP and never join any RP events.
>>547175093based
>>547175093same, i just fuck elves, that's about it
>>547175093I only join ERP events (you're not invited)
>>547144070>Don't share thisDoes he know?
>that time jib got cucked and watched from the bushes as elaynna plapped some elf slut he’d invited and been hitting up after a rp event
>that time jib got rejected by asa and elicia and tried to get pity erp
>that time jib asked elaynna for erp and elaynna just laughed and said "you're a gnome"
>that time jib suicidebaited because nobody would erp with him but nobody cared so he just killed off his character like a baby and nobody cared and then i think he came back but still nobody cared
>that time jib turned a fun guild meeting at our new guild base in winterspring into an hours long hugbox session because he got overlooked when invites went out for a kara10 only for filthydrunk to show up and tell him to shut the fuck up right before the server reset
>that time jib had to take an hour sitting on the torzaglet
>that time jib already knew he was going to quit but took a bunch of BiS gear from cthun anyways
>that time jib cried for hours in the thread for "wasting his sr" because the first aq40 had to be split into two nights instead of one and then got his srs anyhow the next day and immediately quit because he was "overlooked"
>that time jib casted arcane explosion and ACK
>that time nobody clapped for jib so he cut his wrists
>that time i saw jib in stormwind
And he was a good friend
>he was a good friendHe murdered the younglings, Ben.
Should my warrior nelf on ambershire be a futa dom or a normal non-futa power bottom?
>>547181339>ambersh*reugh
Filthydrunk was right.
>>547181665You could pretend she's on nord and answer the question
Should my warrior nelf on nordanaar be a futa dom or a normal non-futa power bottom?
what the fuck happene with ambershire that it attracted such horrible, dogshit peopleeveryone is hostile, maybe 1/3 the server is ESL beyond helping, ganking, you try to party up for a quest you get /spit, pvp is completely ruined because of premades and the turtle balancingI played on nord years and it was never even 1% this bad, you could converse with people, the average person was helpfulits like ambershire attracted THE WORST people of classic, retail, and all the other pserversstill gonna play it for now but wtf, what even happened
>>547182089>what the fuck happene with ambershire that it attracted such horrible, dogshit peopleShenna wanted the SoDomites, she got the SoDomites.Your problem for playing on the cashgrab realm, instead of Nord.
>>547182080futa is always the incorrect call
>>547182089The only bad interaction I can remember from ambie is a nigger twink tipping too low for enchants
>>547182089Ambershire is the best thing to happen to Turtle Wow because all the FRESH chasing assholes who were ruining Nordanaar flooded that server, cleaning up Nordanaar's community.
>>547182080futa is always the correct call
>>547182089It's the fresh crowd.
>>547170783>blacklisted by one person
>>547182694Wtf I love Elicia now
>some things never change
>>547181339Small dicked futa power bottom
>>547182694Pretty sure that was Torzag because at the time he was telling people in-game to avoid FMC as well but who knows/cares.
>>547182089I’m at the point where I can only endure a few minutes a day before getting mad and losing my patience trying to do anything. The game is great and it’s really enjoyable when the community isn’t a bunch of niggers and spics running around shitting everything up, but that’s not the case anymore.
>>547183852>return to Nordanaar
>>547173905>want roleplay a mage only interested in magic>hear people talk about arcane jibsigh
>>547184910Jib was only interested in tranny elves.
>turtlefags desperate to flood this shitty general as the other wowfags shill general because gatchafaggotry botspam keeps saging these threadsTurtlefags and Blizzdrones deserves to suffer.
>>547183226we call those 'femboys'
>>547183226>big dick futa subThis is the way.
Reminder that Elicia keeps bringing up old FMC drama because he can't get over it and is a no life loser
>>547183000I still and always will love her
PlayTheWarWithin
>>547186926stop posting offmodel shit, this is how xer actually looks
>>547187023Still would.
>>547187023That's a man.
>>547186926no
>>547187810>>547187023He is so beautiful
>>547189284>
<Evil>bros...
>>547189696<Good> has prevailed
>>547189696<True Evil> WON
bbc is dead
>>547189696<Branded> won.
>epoch flopped>bbc+ flopped>ambershire flopped>nobody is even playing any more/wpsg/ is dead
I still patrol Shadowmoon Valley with my wife Onaala, waiting for the Legion
>>547197510Branded actually plays the game more than once a week and helps new players. Why the other day I saw Rackbride spending hours helping a new player through the Stockade.
>>547200161>/wpsg/ is deadF
>>547200671Bro, I've been gone from Turtle for two weeks? I abandoned ship for Ascension.
>>547202186>all that property… abandoned…
>ip banned on chromiecraft because i said i didnt like the fact that theres so many chinese players that dont speak english in rdf during tbc
>>547200671>RackbrideHe's not even in Branded any more.
>>547202186>>547205653uh oh stinkie
>>547205653Did something happen?
>>547206057Bunch of ERP drama over the "ownership" of certain players and wipes in Molten Core eventually led to Rackbride having a massive meltie in the middle of MC and ragequitting like a faggot. If he's run off to BBC+ all the more reason not to play on that server. Permalocked was a retard for taking his side so many times and not just kicking him. But I guess if you can type "I put my zombie penis in your femboy butthole vagina" enough times you can get away with being a dramawhore.
2.5k subhumans on nord, is it time to move on to onyxia?
>>547206931It probably didn't help that I kept calling him Cuckbride lmao
>>547206931what the fuck did I just read?
>>547207284>things are heating up in the gay nigger community
>>547202186Good fucking riddance. You sucked and everyone hated you.
>>547207231>cucked out of his property>cucked out of his guild>cucked out of his serveraecheur won
Not in Op never had drama like this.
>>547206931>"I put my zombie penis in your femboy butthole vagina"Was that really what he did?
>>547207713Yes. He played a Forsaken futa. He'd switch out what penis he'd use. He had a worgen one to knot people, a horse one, and a few others. He was basically trying to be an all-purpose Swiss army dildo and also was a switch so if you wanted to fuck him up the ass you could. I never ERPed with him but he used to go on and on about this shit in guild chat.
>>547207402
>>547207835>Yes. He played a Forsaken futa. He'd switch out what penis he'd use. He had a worgen one to knot people, a horse one, and a few others. He was basically trying to be an all-purpose Swiss army dildo and also was a switch so if you wanted to fuck him up the ass you could. I never ERPed with him but he used to go on and on about this shit in guild chat.
>>547135303>night elf>vegan dietNo way, have you seen their fangs?
>>547208081Night elves canonically eat Korean food and Koreans aren't vegans.
>>547206931
silkfang lostrackbride lostbranded lostAECHEUR WON
Alright, I haven't played in months - who wants to e-date my futa human paladin on Nordanaar..
>>547208430What did she win?
>>547208676Troon bussy
>>547208725
>>547208786Aecheur wants it. He's a chaser.
So does that mean <Branded> will be joining <Evil>'s raids? Maybe they'll have a shot at clearing BWL and AQ40.
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