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MADA MADAKIMI NO CHINPO...MISETE HOSHI NA
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>>546874421Are their ears sensitive to nibbling
got 1 riko, R is 3LBshould I finish the spark or is she good enough at 0lb
Teio a cute!
I hate Tokai Teio. I seriously fucking hate her.
Should I start making my Libra aces. I don't want to further tune my Virgo aces
Should I use my SR crystal on Tachyon, Scarlet, or Marvelous Sunday? All 3 are at 3LB
>>546874421Ironically Oguri is the only Uma I have that can take it lightly as she wins it every time.
Which uma most likely has a worm in her brain?
bro wtf
>>546874623cute
Cumming inside Grass...
who's the stronger late vodka or ryan?
soon
>>546874728bad at waking up i guess
>>546874770Ryan has a higher ceiling
>>546874764
Reminder that if you don't pull for Digitan your account will be permanently bricked
Legitimately is she actually trying to provoke a reaction or is she just ignorant of what she’s invoking here
>>546874728I do the same thing, I usually wake up 20 minutes after the first alarm
>>546874764as it should be
>>546874623this dance is so fucking stupidwhat is it suppose to represent
>>546874679Daiwa for PaceAgnes for MediumSunday for THHwhatever you want the most (Agnes / Sunday for fans)
>>546874873she literally has a wedding dress version, what do you think?
>>546874873Nature corrupted her
>Log in>Reward is a few friendship points >...>That's itI... got too full of myself. This.. is f2p experience...
>>546874873Mayano has high intuition, she definitely knows what she's doing.
>>546874873
>Cygenerous isn’t actually giving another 1500 carats>why would do you need 500 carats?>we didn’t say we would give you 50 carats>actually you owe us $75 dollars for 1500 carats
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU CURREN
>>546874962I jam out like this
>>546874547Finish the spark 1-2 LB Riko has a very noticeable effect
>>5468745470LB is about equal to MLB R but with 121 rolls in I would finish it if i were you unless you're doing badly on the carats front
>>546874547is better to save the crystals for the Kitasan rerun, a maxed R Riko should be fine enought, but depends on youbwo
>>546875074“What are we going to do on the bed Trainer-Chan??”
>I'll be missing one of these two because last tallying ends exactly Dec. 1stHow bad is it and which one should I take
>>546875076>They deleted the fucking message from the inboxLmfao
>>546875109She's busy livestreaming
is McQueen better as a pace or a front for the next CM?
>In demotion rangeHow the fuck?
>>546874764while kissing...
>>546875183Did you just start playing yesterday
>>546874728>He was terrible at waking up early. He was known as "the man of 10 a.m." in Ritto Training Center.>Other horses usually start training at 5-6 a.m.
>>546874873she's the kind that teases you a lot but the moment you tease her back she become a shy kitty
>>546874873Why contain it?
>>546875248who is this boy?
hahaha why is class 6 retention at 495k 25 minutes into day 1
>>546874873there are people demanding mayano be removed from global because of lines like these
I think Grass Wonder is ugly.
Jesus fucking Christ she’s so TINY ahhhh
>>546874873She wants to be a grown upBut she is also weak to actual romantic stuffHe crush on trainer is very real thoughSo its a bit of both?Oh also she gets a fever after that scene you posted because during her and trainers "romantic walk on the beach" you two accidentally come across a couple doing couple stuff behind some rocks
Digitan LOVE
Start a family
>>546874547all 1LB gets you is 5 training eff which is not that much, you really need 2LB+ to get the real riko experience which is doubtful you'll get in the other 80 pulls. To be honest, I'd just call it since it's still 12k carats saved
>>546875221Worse, I burned my Friend Points on Takamatsunomiya Sashes not knowing these things would come mid month, on top of that, I got my first promotion to class 6, which gave me only 5000 Friend Points instead of the regular 7500 points
ONE ON ONE!
>>546875417>peopleDoes not compute.
>>546875417the wedding events just double down on it, kek
>>546875482Every Uma develops a deep emotional bond with the player but it’s very obvious that there is a faction of them who blatantly just want you to man up and kiss/put the moves on them. Some are more open about that than others.
what's the best SSR to get from the selector if I already have kita MLB?I have creek and finemo both at lb0 and I don't have any copies of biko or bakushin. I don't have any SSRs at lb3
can some japgods explain why the FUCK mayano says "automobile" in her winning line i thought her schtick is that she is a planehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS8xZT2aoY4
>>546875838True
>>546875937Technically speaking a jet is indeed a mobile vehicle that moves via automation
See you next week
>>546875937pretty sure she says otona beru or deru or something
New horse with my team trials promotion carets
>>546875109set all your uma screen to random, sometimes her interactions might be locked out to specific uma
Broadly speaking, is borrowing Fine Motion or Rice Shower better?
hahahahahhahahah he didn't ticket taiki hahahahahha what a loser des hahahahahahahaha
>>546875187did the QOL update fuck up the "carat giveaway" function or something?it's the second time already
Air Groove is actually incredibly pretty and I’ve come to appreciate that. Like her face is just very pretty. Shes one of the few girls who wear makeup in this game and the eyeshadow slaaaays
>>546874728She needs Flash's help
>>546874873Blame Nice Nature she's the one who feeds her with all the nasty stuff she does with her own trainer
>>546876139oh that makes more sense
>>546876308I think she looks better in the anime where her hair always covers one eye
>>546875475my daughter is still growing!
>>546876308AIR WIFE
>>546875937check your ears anon>ドキドキ…ハートのベル、鳴りやまないね
Is corner connoisseur good now?
Gold Ship's design is my favorite. You see her and instantly think "horse."
>>546876252>updated for claritylmao
>>546876252Pretty sure that they have edited the prior Unity announcement to say that carats they were giving us were the ones on the 13th. I thought those were apolocarats. Anyway, no carats. So much for loving Global.
Class 6 bwos... you must go on without me..........
Which is the most useful Uma (as a racer or a parent) to have between Curren Chan, TM Opera O and Fuji Kiseki? I've got enough statues saved to be able to get one of them via star pieces but I'm not sure who to go for
>>546874728I have to setup 30+ alarms at least 1 hour before the time I want to wake up at or else I'll sleep in
>>546876525most of the first wave umas have top tier designs
>>546876504oh
>>546876308
>>546876513I'd say borderline mandatory on Taishin. For Oguri, probably welcome if Late Surger.
Was looking at the fanfiction for this franchise and it’s all either hard depressiondark, lesbian sex, and occasionally trainer sex(though surprisingly less than I expected)Interesting
>>546876658
Can any umasenpais tell me if a Special Week Summer Uniform late surger is bad?I thought she looked good. I saw she started with good power and stamina, she had two good Late skills, she was a Long A. I was going to put her on my Team Trials. I borrowed the best horse I could and started a run.Then someone told me I was stupid and Dazzl'n Diver only works on pace/front. I put her in the Umalator, and yes, the pace Spe is much faster than the late Spe, changing nothing but position.Then I checked the documentation of her skill and it says you have to be in the TOP 30% of the pack, on Phase 1 (Mid-race) to activate her skill....What?So it won't work as a late surger? Why did I waste a borrow? NOTHING like this shows in game. I have NO documentation about this. How was I supposed to know? She has Late skills, Late A, etc. How the hell am I supposed to magically know without outside documentation!?This just feels STUPID. A late Special Week Summer always loses to a Pace. I wasted a borrow...
Speed Eater is useful on pace chaser?
>>546876241I bet she hugs every uma she comes across
>>546876383I think she should take her tits out and put them on my cock
>>546876590opera O (plane version)
>>546874679Witgod says Scarlet is slightly better, but I still can't really understand his reasoning, even after rewatching the video.
>>546876830Energy and mood events i guess
>>546876731My girlfriend licked my face one time and I genuinely lost my boner. This feels much less sexy than it looks
>get pal cards>click the bottom optionyeah im something of a, heh... maverick
Thank you all so much for supporting the global release of Uma Musume: Pretty Derby. We can't wait to share more umazing content over with you over the next few months. As a token of our gratitude, here are 1500 carats!EDIT: Actually, FUCK all of you
>Silver title: G1 Winner - Win a G1 race>Bronze title: Eye of the Storm - Win a G1 without having won a graded race beforeWhy is the better harder-to-get title a lower rank that the one you get literally every run?
>>546876828I will definitely spark this banner
>>546876747You may just be retarded
>>546876547Why would anyone think Cygenerous would ever be generous?
If unity cup is supposed to be so good then why the fuck can't I max speed anymore?I have already been told to focus on rainbows 3rd year and I've tried builds like 4 wit 2 speed, 3 speed riko, etc.
>>546874679Scarlet's SR card is a better all rounder. Better skills too since most of them are for Senkou
>>546874679None unless you already have MLB Sweepy, Halo and Windy
>>546877064How? I'm genuinely curious at what I did wrong or where I've gone wrong. Please explain my retardation.
>>546877123If your team doesn't look like this then you're doing it wrong.
>>5468756471 on 1
>>546877123My only gripe with unity cup is that I sometimes get so distracted with the team training and tournament that I neglect getting my horse enough side races But that’s supposed to be the intended balance anyways I imagine
i wish i could roll any on banner card or uma i just want this lb3 biko and THEN i can save for more kitasan copies
>>546876547lollmao eveneven with the fixed text why would you only just NOW announce the freebies you gave away days ago? makes no sense
>>546877232I already click on the bubbles every chance I get until year 3, wtf is this
wich one is better
>>546876721there's already in built drama from the races, the RL horses' careers, and then you have their personalities, so yeah. the porn ban probably doesn't help with the low amounts of umapyoi
>>546877123Unity can have some brutal slow rolls. I always go for rushing lv5 facility by or during summer
>>546874679I'd never use an SR crystal on the cleat SR ticket pool except for, maybe, King Halo SR and only if you really need it ASAP
>>546877395depends
>>546877224Re-read the conditions on her unique
>>546877035It's pretty close to the all spark banner but yeah it's a good banner, urara is p good too
>>546876747Anyone? I'm begging you here, someone, tell me something. Or the Spe is getting glued!
>>546877340they just accelerated too fast they cant keep up
>>546876721the majority of fanfiction is written by women and teenagers, the fanfiction for every franchise is like that
>>546877431>cleat SR ticket poolWhat do you mean?
THE BEAST OF HOKKAIDO vs THE BEAST OF KASAMATSU contest when
>opens at 494kYup. It's fucking over. 600k floor soon.
>the STRONGEST SSR speed card>the STRONGEST SR speed card>with your powers combined... i am a mediocre SR stam card...
Is Mile Maven worth if there are also shitton of other options?
>>546877464I don't understand what I missed. Do note that I entirely used in-game knowledge, not outside source. Are you saying my retardation is that I am misunderstanding, and Late Surger is viable, or that I am stupid because of the mistake I made, which I made because the in-game skill documentation provided me absolutely nothing and no information?
>>546877473Not really a fan of special week but I like the cute little thing she does with her hips in the swimsuit victory animation.Not even sexually I just think it’s dorbs
>>546876547>>546876569kek you just know that the poor retard in charge of doing this will get fired (or get a raise) for sure
>>546877513AAAA YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DEBUT YET
>>546877473TL; DR?
>>546876547>We apologize>no apolocaratsInsincere fucks
>>546877395raw? In my opinion ZRR, but Manhattan Cafe is up there, it depends on what you want
>>546877661I beg you to note the different symbols used
>>546876721go look at the pixiv novel section
>>546877669She's super cute, you have good taste. Too bad her skills fucking SUCK.>>546877729Well, the image is TL;DRSummer Spe has "Late Surger A", multiple Late Surger skills. But Dazzl'n Diver only works for pace/front.
Who are you training RIGHT NOW?
>>546877784So Cafe for long and Rob Roy for pace?
>>546877890
>>546876828Powerful
what unique skill inherits are going to be good for CM6?
>>546877823>But Dazzl'n Diver only works for pace/front.and why is that?
>>546877797?>>546877890SUMMER SPECIAL WEEK.
>>546877767They should give us another 1500 carats as an apology for their apology.
>>546877641it's not the highest priority over more skills imo
>>546877823>But Dazzl'n Diver only works for pace/frontwhat did he mean by that, you only need to activate 2 skills that's all
>>546877890GOD SHIP for CM6 matequickly noticing Riko is absolute dogshit for medium/long stam requirements
>>546877890Nicesu Nature Desu
>>546877232Only had this once and the end result was a barely passable ace. The ugly truth is that the RNG is brutal and if you have a severe skill issue (i.e. unlucky) you'll suffer endlessly.
Could I get some pointers, which of these are the better umas? I think it's grass2 and king2 because they have better stats and more skills but I'm not sure since the skills are mostly randomly chosen
>>546874623>:16that's the stuff
>>546877976And another 1500 for their SHAMEFUL backpedaling.
>>546877959>>546878032
>>546877497Every month you can exchange cleats for an SR+ support ticket, getting up to 3 per month, or 2 at best if you don't have rainbow cleats. These tickets have a 97% chance to get an SR support card from a determined pool (all the SRs you see here), using a crystal on these is not really worth
>>546877890My dick
>>546878247anon... that's 7th or lowerso she can be 1st and it will activate
>>546877968Can you spot the differences?
I have never cleated a card
>>546877890i put all of my medium horses in a race and promised to train the last place one and...it is vodka this time
>>546878328i'm not smart enough for this>>546878335no
>>546878247I seeso you're saying that Late Spe doesn't work because you have to be in Top70%which is Top6 in CMthe same condition as Ryan's ult
It still makes me laugh that Nishino’s parents come for the hot spring trip
>>546878248what about the SSRs
>failure on 74 speed with 3% chanceI'm uninstalling
How much extra speed is Distance S over A?
>>546878378Think about it this way, it will activate for sure during the mid race unless she's the only late in the race. Believe in her.
>>546878450They came cause they know what happens there
>>54687848310%
>>5468784835%
>>546878450Oh they do?
>>546878483+10.25% after accounting for racetrack stat thresholds and green skills
>>546878335>>546878328>>546878389I went on Umalator and the Pace beats the Late every time. I know its not accuratebut if it says that "order_rate>=50" is say, 8-16, then"order_rate<=70" would be 1-4?>>546878486I just can't follow it, sorry, none of this makes sense. I just hate how confusing this is. How is the <=70 not top like, 4 in a 16 lobby? My late surgers are always the back like 25-30%
>>546875853You hold on to it until you get Creek or Fine to atleast LB3. The latter has a banner on February if you decide to save now.>>546876232Normally FM is better but it really depends on the rest of your loadout
>>546878124for Grass it's right, no contestfor King left has slightly better skills and right stats, but there's not much diferenceI'd say you test them out in practice mode with some borrowed aces, that King is gonna get smoked in public rooms
>>546878450They know what lewd Trainers do to celebrate victory there
>>546878565So probably better than ~140 points or so short of max, because my stupid ass failed to cap, right?Better than a 1200 speed uma with no S right?
>>546878450...do we get to meet them?
>>546878592that's disgusting
wtf no apology carats cyjews?
>>546878483
>>546878710>-90% G>My 150 speed front with G wins versus 110 speed no names on debutok
>>546877641For some reason it and its white version never proc for me on pace, despite meeting the requirements. It's just 5th or higher early race right?
>just ran a room where this ooniger almost won by a neckyike
>>546878710fuckBack to career mode it is.
>>546878771retard
>> why dont i get daily free rolls anymore?
>>546878457The other 3% chance is also from a determined pool, if that's what you're asking
>>546878771Dumber than your -90% Wit Uma.
i don't even feel like logging in without the freebie 10 pull anymoremaybe they should give a freebie 10 pull once a week
>>546878592that's umazing
>>546878771That -90% wit seems to have applied to you as well as your trainee...
why dont i get daily free rolls anymore?
How much stamina do I need if I took both corner recovery and 777 for S.Maru?
>>546879009For what? The Long CM? More.
>>546878695Am I the only person who finds her midget muscles hot and like when she has the athletic body from the tv show
>>546878450Nishino is actually a child so that makes sense
>>546878581
Here's your suggested CM6 deck bro
>>546878876Minus Haru Urara, Mejiro McQueen and Rice Shower
>>546876547Dear Cygames,Your announcement today claiming the 1500 carats were actually from the 13th has caused me immediate emotional turmoil and irreversible financial damage to my carat portfolio. I had a full couple of minutes of believing I was getting another 1500, and in that brief window I managed to completely destroy my pull strategy, projections, and long-term savings plan. My charts are already red.Please be advised that you will be hearing from Mejiro lawyers within one week. They are preparing a very elegant and very disappointed complaint.Sincerely,A trainer whose carat economy collapsed in record time
>>546878581anonif there are 100 umas, Top70% is Top70. right?if there are 50 umas, it's Top35if there are 20 umas, it's Top14if there are 10 umas, it's Top7>BUT THERE ARE 16 UMAS16 is more than 10 and less than 20this means Top70% of 16 umas must be between 7 and 14this means Top70% of 16 umas can never be between 1 and 4
>>546879209Where's Smart Falcon 0lb for Groundwork?
A shame there's barely any fanart of her. She just exudes sex appeal despite dressing very conservatively.
SAY MY NAME!
>>546879263
>>546879251>>546879186What...But...I don't really...huh? But it says...But the documentation. It says...Look, like, Conditions of Dazzl'n Diver&order_rate<=70So that means its not the top 30% its the reverse?ow ow ow my brain hurts please The example saysorder_rate>=50You're in the second half of the pack.So >=50 is Second Half Of Pack<=50 is First Half Of Packso isn't <=70 First Third Of Pack??
This is probably a stupid question but I assume someone here knows: is there any noticeable difference in accent according to Japanese people depending on what country the foreigner speaker Japanese is from? Like in America for instance, if we hear a German speak English, or a Russian speak English, or an Irishman speak English it’s incredibly obvious where they are from. Is this also the case with Japanese? Would someone be able to guess that the (let’s say fluent but still with an accent) speaker is a tourist from Germany as opposed to a tourist from America? I’m curious because I’m unaware if “stereotypical foreign accents” are a thing in Japanese public consciousness as well
My data cap!
>>546879538If its heavy enough, yes.It's like telling Japanese, Chinese and Koreans apart. It's hard to do unless you're a giga-asia fetishistic weeb. But the asians can do it naturally, innately even, despite them arr rook same.
>>546879421Based. The fact that she's clearly much older is a big part of the sex appeal. It ignites my fantasies of rejuvenating an older woman's womb.
>>546879538That's the case for my native language so I assume it's the same for japanese
This any good?
Imagine raping doto posters but they are too dumb to know what is happening so they give you a slightly confused look as you shoot a fat load of cum into their womb
>>546879486why do you keep bringing up these "30%"?is number 30 in the condition with us right now?
>>546879538There's a huge overlap in phonemes with romance languages so you won't get Taiki Shuttle levels of accent
Is Doto even for (you)?
>>546879827n-nyo...
>>546879706Well I just wondered if it was more of a case in English because of it being a global cultural language in a way Japanese simply isn’t, but I guess that’s a fair point.
bricked
>fronts are starting to get more wins in cm roomsI will never forgive shit falcon
the rainbow droughts hit so much harder when you only get like 12 turns with speed training at 5hate aoharu so much it's unreal
>>546879735A 3* long or scenario spark would've made this better but it's alright. I give more leeway to umas with desirable uniques but I'm unsure if this one is a good off meta pick for next CM
Good enoughTime to try building Potential Uma for the first time
What's the SSR upgrade equivalent for SR Sweep?
>>546879864No, her story is a love story of bullying and rape with TM Opera, Admire Vega was there too.
Who should I use my ticket on? Is there any point in getting 0 LB creek or should I invest in my fine mo?
>>546879985Fine Motion is very good but she has a rerun, wait for that.
>>546879486It means positions less than 70% of the pack. That means first, second, ..., all the way to whatever position is 70% of the pack.
>>546879209
One day I will get Mile S on Vodka. But not this run I suppose.
>going through the new slice of life archive>i have every single conversation with every uma except curren chan who i only have 1/4 ofAre the other ones not in the game yet or have I just been weirdly unlucky not to see them
>>546879386Simbolos de Rodolfo
>>546878984Reply you horse apple eaters
>>546880021I...I see. I think?Thanks.
I don't understand
>>546880073She stops showing up once you talk with Falco
Kind of a fun thought but do riding crops not exist as a sexual fetish item in this universe? Cause horses were replaced by Uma girls. I wonder what the dominatrix item of choice is now.
>>546879968Ssr sweep?
>>546880073you just havent gotten themif your umas arent set to random you might be preventing yourself from getting em
>>546880141cuz gibs ran out bwo
>>546879538I think you can notice the different in this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JiDX4MeUys
Can this uma manage just being slightly below the minimum stam or should I get corner recovery at this point?
Fuck it, I gonna run this.
>>546878984you got cut off by the umalice for being a filliecon
>>546879538No. Japanese knowledge of different foreigners is incredibly surface level. Accent in which they speak is all too obscure information, they have no idea about it.In Upotte! the finnish elf Sako can't differentiate between "b" and "p", and is made fun of. This actually correct: for us finns, b = p.
>>546879251Rerun whenI didnt got her
>>546880073I'm missing 3 Curren Chan tooand 1 Teiobut nobody likes Teio
>wehh wahhhh ningen women won't date me until senior year!!!kek smell you later losers
Do alt outfit umas get an all new story in the archives or it's the same one
Support Exchange Pts 110 Should I go for 200 and spark Riko? I have her 2LB right now. I don't think I need any SRs, though some I'd like to get. I have Kitasan at 3LB, I still have a ticket, but I don't have Super Creek, hence I am holding it for now. What would you do in my situation? Other than swipe.
>>546880151Nobody does.
I like this guy's stuff, he makes the 90's anime look with umas really well.
>>546880337small indie companyplease understand
>>546880337they get an extra event that's all
Would you prefer left over right? Left is missing around 40 speed without the S aptitude. Also for those who took No Stopping Me does it usually proc in your practice runs?
>>546880269>training powerAHAHHAAHAHAHHA
>>546880337same overall story but new costume specific events iirc
I forgot train for Virgo.
>>546879209fuck you whale
>>546880387There is something incredibly alluring about Fujin Kiseki despite her having strong lesbian vibes
>>546879938eh it's good enoughbiggest upside of having riko at all is being able to borrow MLB FM
>>546880337Looking at the archive it's dumb that they're offering people to read up up to 4 chapters of Fuku's story like any other 3* umas
>>546880518>powerletdoes he even know what he's doing
>>546880475right, mile S + updrafters and unyielding spirit >
>>546880513kinda same, I feel so lazy to train my umas until the registration date
>>546880368do you have any rice?kinda a shit situation, lb2 riko is pretty much the sweet spot, lb3 doesnt do much more for youi wouldnt waste 90 more rolls just for that unless you have disposable cash you dont mind burning
I have lb0 creek and tazuna, a ticket, and a crystal. What do? Will there be some kitasan level card in the near future?
>>546879209That has to be like 5 grand, my parents would have disowned me
>>546880518Way more Wit than Power. We don't call /ourguy/ WitGod for nothing!
falconbros /ourgirl/ is still busted on mile
>>546874478jiiiiiiiiiiii~
What are your career run superstitions?>If I get a CM compatible green skill during the debut race, I play the career safely without too many risky trainings
I have a sneaking suspicion that this will be my worst CM yet.
>>5468807370LB Rice.I could but I am in a bit tight position. So I'd rather not. I have saved some carats and it will be enough, but I also want to save for Xmas Oguri. Maybe even for Kitasan banner
Hello friends, gents, and torenas. I am once again, asking for your support. 98% of lurkers won't spare even a single ml of semen after reading /uma/. But if only a few percentage of you readers donated just 3ml of cum to the organization (me) I'd have at least 3ml of cum! Wow! That's less than half the amount found in a single cumshot in a day. Surely you too can spare that amount even on a "busy" day, right? Anything you can spare can make the difference! Donate today! #torena #goals #fanclub
>>546880628>walking in on Vodka doing Motorcycle Position with her trainer
>>546880295get 30k carat and just dump it on All Uma Banner
What are torenas looking forward to?
>>546880945SEA detected.
>>546880368no. save the 13k. Next year there will be a lot of banners you'll need to double spark on so just hoard your carats
>accidentally lose a good run because i forgot to do career goalsjust fuck my shit up, bros
Even my trainees left me...
>>546880926save then bro, you are sorted with lb2 rikoi got duped by /uma/ scammers into spending $400 on lb4 rice and turns out shes fucking useless on medium/long CMs because you are meant to run riko+creek and she's useless on mile/sprint because you are meant to witmax..
I'm safe?
>>546881002>Next year there will be a lot of banners you'll need to double sparkFor example?
>>546881072tachyon, ramonu, pasa
>>546881061maybe? it was 515k
>>546881043trainer walking around during class hours expecting umas to be hanging out in the hallsdork
Is it posible to win Arima Kinen with a Late Surger?
Did everyone stop flatlining? CM and Unity Cup actually saved /uma/ clubs.
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE STOP ITTTTTT
>>546880262Anyone?
>>546880982
>>546880982Kawakami and then nothing for a few months. My favorite thing to do is try to win as many races in a career as possible which is really only okay in URA. I live for seeing how many white sparks i can get.
>2% failure failed spamFuck you game.
>>546881194Yes, even in both goal and non-goal races
>>546881224i'm deleting every single run that doesnt hit groundwork+early lead+mile s in the first inspirationsorry danchud
>>546880262you have enough stam. i've seen taikis win in whale lobbies with 560 stam and 350 guts
>>546881157Damn I thought it was only 505-510k
bros i can't wait for my group b gibs
Is there any actual irl lore for King Halo’s mom being such a bitch to her? Did the irl horse get mauled by its mother or something? Or is it just something they included to create a reason for her personality?
>>546881224We are calling it plateauing now.
>"parent farming nerfed! no longer guaranteed victory with front runners!">set Daiwa as Pace and do 10+ careers>noticeable amount of 2nd and worse; yup it's real>wait a minute>set Daiwa as front>win everything againOne day I will find you lying niggers and end you all.
>>546881509It's his jockey background.His father is famous jockey and his mother did not want him to try to follow him.
>>546881054What if you run Riko+Rice+Creek so you have huge stamina+power and a lot of hints for maestro to save skill points...That being said, yeah I think I will save after all.>>546881129Damn, those are some impressive cards. I hope 1/2 LB will be enough...
>>546881636Now do it with someone that doesn't have a front runner ult
>>546878581humor me, anonif order_rate<=70 is 1-4what is order_rate<=30?
>>546881224penis inspection status?
Why did they fuck over front runners and give suzuka a new style that's even worse bros?
>>546881913To make things funnier and not a S.Maru snoozefest
>>546881913They probably could not port the old version of the game with current QOL
Is she part owl
>>546881803I only lost Kikuka Sho
>>546882060what would make you think that
>>546882020The game never was. S.Maru could always get unlucky against other fronts and got owned by Oguri last cm. We went from every style being able to win but having drawbacks to front being the hardest to build, most easy to screw over and worst even if don't.
>>546881818I don't get it...
>4 sleep deprived in a rowFucking hell...
>>546881913don't worry frontrunners will get a goated card next yearbut you cant use it on SMaru lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>546882221Does her hair and eye setup not remind you of a sneaky owl
>>546882060She looks more like a fox to me.
of fucking course
have you managed to win every single turf G1 possible with S.maru?
The gymbro tv version of Cross is legitimately so attractive my knees buckle anonsYou just know it would be craaazy
>>546882402this villain is training in the DBZ time chamber
>wasn't paying attention>accidentally started a Teio borrow run with a late surger parent selected
I am having fun
>>546881432>my trainee? a rapist>my co-worker? a rapist>Tazuna? a rapistnext you are gonna tell me the Director is also a rapist
>>546882060No, she's a jobber.
>>546882863
>>546882964it's over...
>>546882991delicious marshmellow body
What the fuck is going on in parent runs, bros? Is the new duelling mechanic just fucking my uma in every race or something? I'm jobbing to umas with less than half my stats.
>576k TT in second attemptnice
>>546883224the lanes have been unclogged, now suddenly the 3/4ths of the racers that haven't been competitive are actually taking part
perfect
>>546882226what do you not get about this?order_rate>=50 is Bottom50%
Would you Obey Master?
kek uma got nominated in TGA
>>546883692It is?I think I understand (me when I lie)thank you...
https://youtu.be/xnuyOWG63Dw&t=94>starts monologuing about hachimi for no reasonwhy is she like this
>>546883774uma MAsume
>>546883395Naruhodo...
>>546883705who?
Just a little bit more and wit and it would've been really nice
>>546883774Hope it wins so we get some free stuff
>muscle pain from taking out the trashis she made of glass and paper or something?
>>546874696She lost it once for me because of a bad start
>>546883879Breeding stables
>>546883774thermogravimetric analysis...?
>>546883905>late oguri
>have 10 blue balls ready to explode>they never show up
>>546883952pls understand, Tracen has lots of stairs and no elevator
I keep winning unity races with no chances and losing unity races with good stats.
fuck Teio
>>546884046>T.Trainer waiting for Creek to kiss him
>>546884039I'm not grinding straight descent and all that shit
>>546883784in any casethere is no need for you to understand anything since the answer is right here
>>546879538I wondered the same thing. Like, does Eisen Flash have a "German" Japanese accent? How would that come across in translation?
>>546884110Rudolf wouldn't say that.
I don't use skills. Don't believe in them.
I like this version of Golshi
>>546879735it's good depends on the rest of the legacy tho if you got at least 7 stars total I'd say great
>>546883774you mean uma masamune
>>546884039STOP POSTING THAT IMAGE THE SMUG IS MOCKING ME
>>546884110extra training with Rudolf looks like this
This spechud looks almost Libra ready but holy shit I'm getting CM2 flashbacks, everything is SO expensive for long races you can barely afford anything with the heal tax.
>>546884132Fair enoughit seems it does work even if its not a great horse (but with my shit deck what can I expect)got lucky with the S's though so she can be my team trial long ace.
>>546884174Ogurin is really cute
>>546884226SEXSHI
>>546884210The average open league minmaxxer
Please blue balls stop appearing on guts
>>546884110Rudolf would never dress like that
>>546884226She’s shockingly beautiful when she actually tries to dress well. Her swimsuit version is so pretty. You can also really tell her relation to McQueen when she lets it all down.
>>546883784it's a sorta percentage, 0 being at the front and 100 at the backorder_rate<=30 means 0 to 30, so the front 30%order_rate<=70 means 0 to 30, so the front 70% or everyone except the last 30%order_rate>=40@order_rate<=60 means 40 to 60, so the middle runnersthis then depends on the amount of runners, with 10 runners the front 70% is 1st to 7th
>>546884614She would for really cheesy and dumb foreplay
We are in GOTY awards nowWE'RE GOING BIG UMADACCHI
Getting trapped in marvelous sundays marvelous reality marble during a training session...
Huh when did they add this?
>Like 2 rainbows away from being perfectThis game really likes to bust your balls
>>546884226Aa a birthday gift I should ask her to dress like this for one whole day
>>546884707Explained like that it makes sense, thanks. I just didn't get what it meant. But yeah I see...When I saw the <=70 I thought it was what the <=30 would meanwhew...I should've finished high school!
>>546882221She makes me wanna hoot.
>>5468848461) she's not real2) you're too ugly to get a hot golshi gf
>>546884965small pink onahole
>>546884174SPEED! POWER! STAMINA!
This is what happens when you don’t win the URA
>1/6 for mile s in recent runs
Damn, it's one of those huh
>>546884846The retard hat harness STAYS ON!!!
>>546884817>Trapped in the Marvelous Expansion™ until she's sufficiently umapyoi'd her trainer
>>546885145At least you won the junior cup.
>decide to throw one last single pull at Riko banner>get her to 1LBCygenerous!
>>546884226
>>546885115>with double aptitude 14* mile S
>>546885102Only to Rudolf? No one else? That's fine.
>>546885064Not trying to shame anyone but I do find the idea that some people are sexually attracted to Haru kind of weird…like she’s so incredibly innocent in her aura I feel like I’d just feel like an asshole if I actually had sex with her. Emotional purity. She would be lessened by the physical aspect.
>>546885307small tight pink onahole
Thoughts? This good enough?
>>546885307some people get off to corruption or even the idea that she's too stupid to recognize the implications of fucking her
>>546885430Why does she dress like a homeless meth addict
>>546885307do you know that one japanese meme about pink haired anime girls
>>546885307I feel that way about Doto and she's less immature. Like I would fuck McQueen into submission but I just want to kiss Doto on the forehead at most
>>546885307It’s just him trying to fit in.
stop posting long umas. im not even ready for the mile cm. STOP. STOPPPPPPPPPPP
>>546885524King is lethal here
>>546885512I dunno it's my first time training her and I skipped all the dialogue
images you can hear
Why didn't Riko show up again?
>>546885430is she good enough to survive the debuffers?
>>546885753Shes a cunt. Only trust your trainee.
i'm going to fucking job this cm bros i can feel it
>>546885753Maybe you're a lone wolf and she's respecting that
>>546885307>she is stupid so she can NEVER fuck EVER
What did you use your SSR ticket on? I was really hoping Nice Natty would be included but my only good options are making my Creek mlb, which I don't think gives me anything, or getting my Suzuka card to 3lb which gets me the base speed boost. which of the two is better?
>>546885307I'd still fuck her desu
>>546885785Ye, assuming she gets both heals
>>546885873I'm waiting for the kita rerundon't have enough to spark so I'm just gonna see if I luckshit my last one first
>>546885307imagine being so selfish that you would deny this cute uma the chance to start a family
>>546885873Ticket+ Crystal made my SC go from LB1 to LB3, which is neat
>>546885043>instant projectiondamn
>>546885753She's a maverick
I lost my first attempt at the Unity Cup and frankly I was sort of happy about it.Feels story appropriate for the other team to win as a way of rounding out Riko’s story arc and regaining her love for the game and umasThere’s always the URA for the player after all
>>546885984>get both heals>win the pump iron raffle>proc encroaching shadowThe road to unlocking her potential seems hard but she is good enough, stats wise. She's still missing nimble navigator/NSM though.
I just need 1 more Riko to MLB... I did 20 pulls after spark and got jack shit. Fuck this
>>546885873MLB my KSB
>>546885307>you must be THIS smart to experience love>you must be THIS attractive to even get a chance>you MUST have previous experienceI know
>>546886185Is that a fucking fetish ring around her neck? You loop a wire through the horse shoe and lead her around the bedroom?
Uma Masume
>>546886253you only need money
>>546886324she is a horse
>>546886360haha
>>546886048Creeks LB3 is a huge jump but mlb doesn't really add all that much more. certainly not enough to risk getting spooked by another copy.
>>546885873Nothing till the KB rerun.
>>546886253I want to have sex with mcqueen. Not for love or lust but because I want the resulting male child to get with Manhattan Cafe so we can get Mejiro Sunday
>>546885531doto does not agree
Would Maruzensky let me tap if I asked her nicely?This is very important
>>546886324Those are cleats. She's an uma.
>>546884226>beautiful in uma musume>beautiful in real lifeGold Ship can't keep getting away with it
>>546885531Doto would be disappointed of you
>>546886185Yeah I ran out of points, it was either Pump+Ramp or Nimble + Lone wolf
>>546886476she looks so pround of it too...
>>546886476I find her stupid mouth shape really offputting ngl
>>546886451I spent all my whale savings on Kita Black so I don't need another copy. It's also why I have such a good Suzuka card. Hasn't been worth shit since I flat out failed the first CM and have hit 3rd in the subsequent CM's but it's been nice to have
>>546886558>Would let you hit right away if you beggedKitasan BlackMaruzenskyTaiki ShuttleNice NatureMatikanetannhauserEl Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressureKing HaloMayano Top GunTokai TeioDaiwa ScarletNarita TaishinMejiro RyanMeisho Doto>Absolutely not without at least months of going steadySymboli RudolfTamamo CrossAir GrooveVodkaSilence SuzukaMejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)Gold City>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER termsCurren ChanSeiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)Biwa Hayahide (It's all calculated. Even if she's actually tier 5)Fuji Kiseki>easy to trick into sexHaru Urara (rip)Sakura Bakushin OMachifukuTwin Turbo>rapes you out of nowhere one dayGold ShipSuper CreekGrass WonderAgnes TachyonNarita BrianSatono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)>umacelSmart Falcon>loves food too much to have sexOguri CapSpechud
>>546886139I just want him to smarten up and try to looksmatch a real girl instead of staying a virgin and disappointing his family.
Did my first run of Unity Cup. I feel fucking dizzy. Do I try to TEAM MAX or continue to focus on friendship?
I just want my favorite horse to win. I have more than enough internet porn to make me happy. But nothing comes close TO WINNING!!!!https://files.catbox.moe/jq5y26.mp4
>>546886629Too busy staring at Doto's dotos to notice
>>546886476>>546886610Best part is she even explained that she'll be the chocolate for toreina to take
>>546886707you were just waiting for a chance to repost this didn't youit's great
>>546886558I do genuinely wonder how the flirtier Umas would react if their trainer actually was just like “yes I love you let’s have sex already” Like I think the panorama of brains short circuiting would be funny ngl Just call her bluff already. If you’re gonna stick your boobs in my face all that eventually an invitation.
Who are the /uma/ approved sloptubers besides 71M3, apple pony, erzzy the tranny, and witgod?
>>546886727I thought you guys appreciated being a virgin until marriage
>>546886895Only for women
>>546886707Akebono doko?
>>546886684I spent all my lingering CC rewards to spark Kita twice and only rolled 1 copy + 2 pity. It is nuts that even with $$$ you can still get mega fukt. Unless you're picrel whaling is not a valid strat in the gacha.
>long CM nextGolshi gaming...Home...
>>546886707>T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)This need to be updated to >rapes you out of nowhere one day
what level does SSR Riko need to be to outclass the maxed out R one?
>>546887094LB1LB0 trade blows with MLB R
>>546886731Team max first but also try to get friendship up as well. When you get to facility level 3 that's when you start picking double rainbows. And go full rainbow hunt on level 4/5
>>546886707>Super CreekActually disagree on this one Creek gives very “obliviously waves her chest around all day being your mommy until you assault her in a haze of confusion” vibes, followed by weird but good sex as she rubs your back and tells you it’s ok to do things
>>546886707tamamo could be the second tbhdesu
>>546887094LB1
>>546886830rednu, he's become more tolerable after losing 4 CM's in a row
>>546886707> T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)*rapes you*
>>546887225Homeless Single mom syndrome in her childhood so she’s not letting you smash unless she’s actually REALLY in love imo
>>546886707You signed your rights away on the first day.
>>546886731Team max with friendship building as the tie breaker. Do that for years 1 + 2 then go rainbow hunting for year 3. For the TT matches you can do the middle option once and still get the final +50 bonus against Zenith. DO NOT CHALLENGE THE TURF QUEENS.
>>546887339Can I just get with her or Oguri’s mom instead? Let me give those two some siblings
is straightaway spurt usable next CM?
>>546886731>Pre debut to first yearfarm bonds, and pick up good arrows on the way. Try to burst once before the first race>2nd yearfarm arrows on speed and wit rainbows. Bad turn = skipko (or rest if you are below 30% energy)>3rd yearAfter your team hits A rank early in the year, go ham on main stat rainbows
Uma Musume that draws>Agnes Digital>Mejiro Dober>Rice Shower>Super Creek^manga style, fan arts>Wonder Acute>Mejiro Ramonu^paintings, abstracts, scenery
How glue is this? I didn't realize CM was imminent and never got around to making a mile Taiki.>Shooting level 1I forgot she had medium E (I did medium Taiki for Leo) and didn't plan my races accordingly.
God, I can't decide which SSR... Super Creek getting 30 friendship at the start will be useful for how often I use her but I think I'd cry if I got a fifth copy of her. And I feel like my Suzuka card is close to falling off and the lb3 boosts aren't really good enough.Would Falcon or Vodka be a good choice even to just hit lb1? I've got Kawakami Princess who I can make lb1 too. My issue with the power cards is that I already have the good SR's mlb'd and maxed level. My only other option would be LB1 Bijin or Lb2 Fine Motion but I'm hyper investing in Nice Nature so neither of those would last for me.
>>546887759stamina too low sadly
>>546887759I don’t even train specifically for tourneys I just like to make the pretty horsies have nice stats Has worked pretty well so far, made the finals every time
>>546887608Here's a simple graphic to derive when straightaway spurt is good. Do you understand it?
Who here rollan for the hentai goddess
>good run>completely forgot to check my goals>end up on long track against zenith on URA>loseI completely forgot I was still training for mile
>>546887958I usually put in 1-3 days of directed training time for each CM. I've made it to A finals each time but Aoharu has been a struggle. Your way is the right way to do it.
“It’s Hapa making time Mein Darling!”
which uma is this?
>>546887759>redshiftit's a brick>lights of vaudevilleI think taiki doesn't like this one too much, not sure.Looks okayish otherwise aside from low power (900 breakpoint) and a little edging on stam, enough for a cope ace I guess. If you were to remake I'd say more midrace skills. Keep pulse, cut redshi and lights and add shadow break. Lots of taikis around and they will be competing for the 4th spot and if you don't proc ult you die
>>546887759>mile S>mile maven>straight descent>fuji ultyou're good, power may be a lil low but she will carry you
>>546888080Did something similar with vodka. Did so many extra races on a good run that I got hard stuck on medium URA, and had to use two clocks for finals because vodka consistently got third.
Do your 50 carat pulls!
>11* miles doesn't proc in all 3 borrowsAH MOLET ME MAKE YOU WORK MARUZENSKY
>>546887983so it's shit, got it
>>546888324Short hair but still pretty and feminine is insanely attractive as a phenotype
>>546888401nta but looks good to me
Finally got this Taiki after 12 runs. Any glaring issues?
>>546887891Kita a cute!
>hit 900 speed with 3 wit cards and zero speed cardsAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIM BECOMING WITPILLED
>>546888485Your two golds. If you’re fucked in positioning and gate number, the pack will outspeed you
>beat rudolf but lost to the fattynext time I'll get it
>>546888485>spade
>>546888485No mile S and no power
>post >>546888351>do the next 50 carat pull>it's another SSRexcept it's SHIT now
>>546887891>covered armpitsGo back
>>546888485You need more power and Mile S, you aren't running down strong fronts with that
>>546888485I know it's easier said than done but you'd be golden if you moved 90 of that wit to power
>>546887656cute
>>546886353are we going to get more carats for winning this?
>>546888574two golds? >>546888592so?>>546888596>>546888635>>546888663mile S is only 0.8L
>>546888401thats actually good for spurt i think?
what the fuck this dude just gassed my girlshow is that fair
>>546888759yes
>>546888480The final straight is ~0.0310686 miles after the last spurt starts, so the accel is a bit late. The straight is decently long so it isn't unusable but ideally you take it when the last spurt starts on the straight.
>>546888485If only you got no stopping me and 901 power that would be perfect
>>546888791it's a mile raceyou will feel that 0.8L a lot
>>546888351 >>546888631I got R Chiyono O XPLODE XPLODE XPLDE
>tfw no Riko SSR card >random 150 pull on her banner>obtain last needed KitaSuccess?
Oguri Cap is one of the few horses who look better in the anime than in the game. Shes pretty damn ugly in the game but in Cinderella Grey she’s pretty. Goldship is an example of the exact opposite. Weird as fuck looking in the show but cute here.
>>546888825why even risk your account like that?
>>546886707Kitachan is not a slut!
How are retards still bringing TWO teams on public lobbies when CM5 is starting soon. {;ease Cygames give me the ability to kick retards
>>546888986cingrey looks very good compared to the old uma season animes
I want to FUCK scarlet into a crying mess
>>546889075>he brought SIX umaswtf
Another day, another 3 borrows trying to make a usable Suzuka...
>>546888791>The sim says soThe 0.8L matters against properly-built umas. It's the difference-maker when you go up against better Taikis in the finals and cracked Maruzenskies. My winrate skyrocketed when I started running a Mile S Taiki.
>>546889005She falls into the “tempts her trainer into ‘rape’ but it’s actually what she wants” territory
>>546889183Did you get any good Suzuka
Will Pump work for the next CM?
>>546889105The only one who's gonna cry after the rape session is you anon
>>546889318For lates and end? Human rights tier skill.
>>546889075Not revealing my secret 3rd Uma, nigger
>>546888868what the fuck is 0.0310686 miles
I WILL be bringing an evil nature debuffer with Mile aptitude.This is your only warning.
>>546889105The real question here is if the ears or twintails are the ideal handlebars
>>546889339>>546889105Being raped by an Uma inevitably has you fracture something while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear as she milks you for what you’re worth. By the end you’re a sobbing dry mess and scarlet will simply say that she’ll come back with vodka next time
been able to hit this statline pretty consistently with this fuckass decknow if only that FUCKING mile S would procAHHHHHHHHHH
>>546889549they always whisper "it's trainers fault"
>>546889409Anon, the corner starts 100m into the late-race...
>>546889650>it’s trainer’s fault >you asked for this>if you didn’t want this you’d push me away
>>546889549
>>546889602I’m going to be honest here if you aren’t going for the romantic autumn pile of leaves kiss here you aren’t straight
>>546889731that's not that bad considering it's 3000m.
>>546889602
>>546889602CB WIFE!
>>546889602>>546889807Mr. CBT...
Why are you all so desperate to commit sexual assault and/or be sexually assaultedWhat led you down this path
What did she mean by this?
>>546889807Is that a boy with a horse mom?
>>546890012lonelinessalso someone touched me wrong when I was a kid
Only top 1000 chads can reply to this post.
>>546890012It’s mad funny
>>546890024is neicha old enough to know what a floppy is?
>run was great up until Aoharu finals>quintuple double circles>lose>fail the very last training before URA finals and lose 20 speed>resultI did the right thing putting her in the glue factory, right? I'm not taking that bullshit. Relying on Outer Post Proficiency sucks anyway.
I like how japs discuss the memes coming from us globalfriends.
>>546889265I have a bunch that are all almost good enough but none of them have the trifecta of stats + groundwork + mile S. Running them against each other or in the simulator doesn't give me a good idea of their actual strength because it's not like the actual race conditions. I'm just going to keep trying until I hit the gold standard, or I don't and simply fail the CM...
>>546890012lets sexually assault this umadachi
>>546886707You really see this girl's clothes and you think she's not a turbo slut?
>>546890151Yeah it's no good, too much RNG to worry about.
>>546890151>overstammed>not enough power>uncapped speed, barely better than capped A>bricked guts>low wit>prudent positioning without dodging danger>NO TRIPS TO ACTIVATE ULTyes, glue.
>>546890282>4th Suzuka>Mile MavenDid... did you use Rare Taiki in your deck
>>546890012>Why are you all so desperate to commit sexual assault and/or be sexually assaultedMemes>What led you down this pathMen want to be loved, fundamentally. Part of the problem with modern society is that we have forgotten how to love. Nobody has romance or sex anymore There is a great emotional appeal and niche in a Trainer romancing their Uma because they have spent years honing their skills together and overcoming adversity. Men desire to be heroes who are appreciated by beautiful women who also are appreciated and defended in turn Also less seriously female on male rape is kind of funny
I just realized the only uphill in virgo is last spurt, does 1500000 CC do anything or is it basically another homestretch?
>>546889634Not like your're gonna win as front anyways.
>>546890271I liked how they were amused by freaky dia
>>546890419Anon... I've been driven to extreme lengths. Don't ask questions if you don't want to know the answers.
>good stats and mile S>good stats and good skills>good skills and mile Swhich one?
>>546890468it's a cope triumphant pulse, you get free wins with it if you run a late surger
Kingu popped my triple crown cherry...
>>546890271It's actually Hip Hip Mun
>>546890559stats and s
>>546890314Gold City is incredibly prickly about not being seen purely as an object of beauty so unironically I think she would be essentially one of the hardest to sleep with. Anything less than a massive emotional connection with mutual respect would be a no go I think. It’s literally the whole “ you see *me* for me thing” but played fully straight
>>5468900121. umas are way stronger than humans. If anything at all happens to them, it's consensual.2. everyone wants to be desired. Rape is way more direct, but there is appeal in being desired so intently.3. it's funny
>>546890559I think many skills are overrated, stats plus S wins races
>>546890559stats and mile Sonly if it also has the bare minimum in skills and not like, missing accels tier bricked. It's the only one that has good synergy because mile S makes you go over the stat cap
God this game knows how to troll you. Had an amazing SMaru run with hints for all the great skills, more than I could buy. She proceeds to pick up slacker from random event and it takes 5 fucking infirmary attempts and 2 slacker trickers (tried training since I was at max energy) before it finally cures. Ended up with awful stats at the end, naturally.
>>546890559>good stats base of the pyramid>good skillsbody of the pyramid>mile Sorb on top of the pyramid
Are practice rooms with saved practice partners rigged in your favor or somethingMy umas are awfully consistent
Only recently getting really into Uma and taking it more "seriously". Should I roll and try and MLB Rice/Riko or are my support cards fine for now? I'm not too into Pvp.
>>546874478Fuji wife.
>>546890774At least her tits remained big.
>>546890817>humblebraggingyou WILL encounter the most dogshit rng in round 2 and finals. I've asked sweep to curse you personally
finally hit the legendary scene
>>546890915Kys
>>546890931I already encountered the dogshit RNG in the practice rooms I got the saved practice partners from
>>546890012I was ignored my entire life and treated like an invisible background character. I started working out and acquired a body that attracts attention and as soon as I felt a single picohitler of objectification directed towards me I was hooked permanently. The idea of a woman wanting me, treating me like a piece of meat, claiming me, wanting it so bad that she would force me... I crave it.
I want a cute girl to dive into leaves with me I fucking suck at romance Just let me fucking go down swinging as a knight at agincourt at this point I don’t care I just want to do something cool be impressive
>>546890915post more
Quick question Do Uma tails have the same consistency/texture as their hair or is it more like a horse tail where it’s thicker and more coarse
>>546891118Uma Musume: Pretty Derby General?
Can other umas rape each other?
Can skills save an uncapped speed?
>>546890903looks fineyou could roll more finemo but that's a little laterHaving your own mlb KSB means you don't really need to worry about much especially if you aren't sweating pvp. Decent selection of SRs too
VOTE BLUMA NO MATTER WHUMA
>>546891127
>>546891207Can Pokke rape Fuji because she’s injured or can Fuji fight back because she’s older? Much to think about
>>546891156More importantly, how lewd is tail grabbing your Uma during sweet lovemaking? Is it like a foot fetish tier taboo?
>>546891181anon should have said "umas" instead of girlsthen it'd be on topic>>546891239It could if it was mile S or even turf S. Not much hope here
I used to make fun of people with 3*spd3*stam3*prw parents but after seeing my friend consistently get good oshi runs with 6*/6*/6* parent combo, meanwhile all my runs end up lacking something like uncapped spd, not enough stam, no accel, not winning unity finals etc... I regret being so blind back then
>hit rest because I need more energy than what Riko gives>sleep deprived>hit rest because I need more energy than what Riko gives>sleep deprived>hit rest because I need more energy than what Riko gives>sleep deprivedGO TO SLEEP
>>546890054yeah, umas can have male human kids
>>546891270No. I like the lore, but the game is bad.
Do you run Aoharu or Ura Finale for debuffer building?
Wtf does dazzling disorientation actually do aside from throwing sand in Neicha's eyes? Does it cause umas to get blocked? But what if that helps them proc NSM?
>>546891438Helios is so pretty I want to take her on a romantic dinner so she can say stupid zoomer shit while I’m staring at her beautiful face
>>546891270>the goyim awardscute that you think your vote matters lole
>>546891539taking a fov debuffer is so hilariously retarded
>>546885873Still holding but thinking of doing Creek LB1 to LB3. I'm highly likely to continue skipping cards just to see what happens and how much it bricks me so no point to wait.
>>546891270My Riko roll luck was abysmal so I shant
Where did the universally accepted Dia rapist thing come from?
>>546890915based Fuji bringing Pokke to have a threesome
>>546891539nothing. FOV stuff is smoke and mirrors.
>>546891270they're just gonna give it to fortnite again
>>546891482what if they give us 5 clocks and a toughnes potion for winning tho?
I'm one star away from 3* the idiot but she refuses to show up in the shop
umasumi my dear /uma/…
>>546891740buy it with statues?
>>546874421sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>546891524aoharu makes more sense>more skill points>witmaxxing actually works>debuffers can kill enemy umas while other teammates win>more balanced stat spread for consistency
>>546891681the moment she decided we will be her trainer without asking first
>>546890915
>>546891616Found the daiichi ruby alt account
>>546891681canon texts and lore
I love Falcon round silly head
I have a Type guys…(Also the brown ones)
>>546891714Not possible, these are the only options
>>546891270How many carats are Cyjews going to give me if they win?
>>546891438>read this post>"lol lucklet">press rest>sleep deprivedFUCK
>>546891683She knows what we want.>>546891865Umazing.
A bit late for this game.
>>546886707I'd probably move Top Cun down a tierHer classic summer is basically that, you can tell her she makes your heart pound, but she doesn't really believe youShe'd gaslight herself into being more conservative.
>>546891960so wuwa is the only true rival?
>>546891908Falco's stupid hairstyle and boring idol dreas brings down her cuteness. She looks better straight out of bed.
falcon?
>>546892012smited by shiraoki
Ever since I read that thing about how the only Platinum title that matters is (You)r zodiac, I've been more at peace with things. >Taurus
>Why yes I run the Hopeless Stakes>I have Mile Aptitude? Of course that means I will also compete in the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies race.>Yes I know Aoharu is different. No I don't care.
>>546892014She’s one of the prettiest horses by farI didn’t expect her to have a nice chest either but the game is good about giving even the non longhair girls boobs sometimes
>>546892085I've heard the destiny game is actually pretty fun but it's also gacha and destiny, so no one gives a shit
>>546891270>"UMA MASUME"https://x.com/thegameawards/status/1990465456147194126
oh no....oh NO....
>>546891270offtopic but looking at the goty nominees made me remember no new games come out anymore
>>546892174Bro mine will be the 2nd MANT CM I'm just fucked
>>546892228as an ex destinyfag the idea of a mobile gacha destiny game makes me feel deeply ill and spiritually wounded.
>>546892290I'll never forget the time some lady on the program said "Jen-Sheen Impact" for Genshit
>>546890012My hot Filipina baby sitter used to make me rub her feet after nursing school
>>5468921972 races is still within passable ace territory because it gives you an extra skill while not gimping your stats too much. Also sets you up for the ult level up events and also doesn't brick your goals
>>546891967back in JP we got 1.5k iirc for winning a random google play award but that was in like 2022
>>546892182Would you do lewd things with a massive tallGirlAnons?
>>546892380yeah that's the major issue. Destiny players dont want to play a mobile gacha game and normies dont give a fuck about Destiny
>>546891820I'm at 74
>>546892356which one's that, how do you know when the first MANT CM is considering how accel varies
>>546891960I suppose hoyofags will vote for uma just to piss wuwa
>>546892304if you have 600 wit it might actually save youwitmaxxing in aoharu taught me that it's fucking huge in stam consumption
>>546892212She's by far my favourite uma. I love her aesthetic and her confident, reliable personality. Her career is really well done and from a gameplay perspective it's great the way she can be built to run at any distance and comes with an in-built gold recovery skill.
>>546892380bro is in a cygacha thread and has never heard of GBF
>>546874421>12* mile 6* turf>gold lights during first inspiration>no mile or turf>gold lights during second inspiration>no mile or turf
Do we tough love, /uma/?
I'm dumb and lazy, what uma musume is for me?
Do you guys think 4chan in this setting is Pro Uma(cute girls) or Anti Uma(cause we are racist here)
>>546892747Sky
>Finally get mile S>AND Fast learner>Wit cards rarely land on wit>Fail a few high value ~10% failure rate trainingsBut worst of all>Riko NEVER unlocked dates for the entire run.Go on without me bros.
>>546892454Since I'm training Suzuka and her career is primarily dogshit G2s I need to run extra races or she'll make a very disappointed face during her first fan rally event, so extra races are mandatory.
>>546892747Either Seiun Sky or Hishi Miracle
teio teio teio
>>546891960i will vote for uma because it's the only game out of that group which i play
>>546892174>piscesI'm FUCKED
>>546892739Legitimately I would assault someone who did this to a sweet girl Not even trying to sound tough
>>546892739No, this a vanilla-only general.
>make my Spe a brainlet with more guts and 350 wit>She gets rushed 30% of matches>She wins when she gets rushed
If uma wins dorito pope's gay show, do we get anything more than a couple hundred carats?
>>546891960>Persona 5pfffth heh
>>546892739why would you even become a trainer to do this?
i want to umapyoi with eishin, eishinposters, ardan, and ardanposters
>>546892954You're doing a good job of it then because you're sounding like a simp faggot, not tough
how do I mail-in ballots?
>>546893014if uma wins cygames will make horses real
>>546892759just imagine them as chuubas
dueling is actually pretty kino mechanic when it really lines up
So what do we need for Libra cupRight Handed, Fall Runner, Sunny Days, Firm Conditions?Straightaway Spurt seems like the only accel that works herePump activation feels like it will be too late, and redshift is wasted early
>>546892954the owner took the real Dantsu out of retirement and made him run again until the he broke down from exhaustion and died
>>546892739holy sex
>>546891960>P5XUh oh
>>546893126source?
>>546892867Teio cat
>>546893134Mental illness Hope he got barred after that
>>546892759We'd have ironic human supremacy threads and shit and then alternate universe Epstrein would've gotten caught with like 5 gigabytes of Filly porn.
>>546887537tama's mom is dead, bwo...
>>546892174>piscesuhhhh bros
>>546893017>the subway aweigher
>>546893126This is a video of the inside of an ear by the way.
>>546893126anon what the fuck is this video
>>546893126
>>546892174>LibraTime to start parent farming a Stam parent and a Power parent for Long I see
>>546892578Mine is Pisces which will be Haruten, the first CM after MANT is a Dirt one, you can check it in uma.moe the CMs that come after the Kitasan (Trainee) gacha.
dantsu flame is just special week but pink and red instead of blue and white
>>546893126is this sloppa
>>546893245Never ask AryanAnonUmaHater what race his mother and girlfriend are
>>546893267https://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/eye/are-there-really-arachnids-living-in-my-eyelashes.htm
>>546893195>>546893267>>546893275Can you guys stay on topic and answer my question?
>>546892174What's Scorpio's format again?
>>546893441Special week isn’t pretty Dantsu actually is
>>546893464Since accels don't work you have to rely on a character with an explosive speed ult.Think of Brian, Spechud, Natie, Mayano, Rudolf, or the one with an accel that actually works, Goldship.
>>546893048Dantsu's IRL trainer did this. If cygames had balls they would show it somehow in her career.
>>546892174>Capricorn>Sprint, Winter, Wet ConditionsSo uhhhh Bakushin, Kingu, and??????
>>5468935462000M Medium Turf. Just scroll to the bottom where it starts listing all the past JP CMs.https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting
All my pisces niggas hate CM
>>546893546tenno sho autumn 2000m in the rain
>>546893616This anon is blind
>>546893126idk why people are saying Pump is late?My Taishin hits Gold Spurt, moves up to 6th place a second later and hits Pump. Seems to be working pretty well.
>>546893654if cygames had balls they would implement a rape bar
>>546893464Anon, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never post an image/mp4/webm that is more interesting than the content of your post!”
>>546893716She doesn’t look like this
>>546893245>>546892759The alternate universe would be too different. Um4chan would be racist but primarily because it was full of bitter ningen women posting anonymously and seething. Men on Um4chan would be happily posting in their hobby threads and giving each other advice on how to cook carrot-themed meals on a budget.
>>546892174I don't believe in all that horoscope nonsense. I'm a Libra and we're very skeptical, you see.
>>546893654Why didn't Dantsu, the big strong horse, simply fight back against trainer-san?
>>546892739Only if they consent and aren't mentally ill, otherwise its gay
Do debuffers matter in miles?I have a late surger ace and a suzuka ready, I'm debating making another ace or a debuffer
>>546892174>librai'm just going to lose like last time
>>546893616respect the face of the franchise buddy
>>546893716Spe is now the fastest uma to give me a ticket, that being on her first run (summer alt,) so I guess I have to agree
>>546893839debuffers are OPimagine your aces getting hit with triple Hesitants
Is LB1 rice usable
I've won a CM without kitasan, creek nor finemo. There should be an exclusive achievement for that
>>546893703>>546893661Oof, I dont have anything good for that.
>>546892174>virgoNigger.
>>546893910that's just -0.45I used double dom with -0.5 amd it's like they just shrug that shit off
>>546892174>be me>capricorn>"capricorns are responsible and good with money">playing a gacha game
>>546893876but that's gold ship
so christmas fatty and end closers will be required for piscesGODS?
>>546893762She is cute
>>546894148Indeed, and I'm lucky my favorite is Tama and I want to give her both Tenno Sho.
>>546893765>Brigaded Umamblr infographics made by Um4chan shitposters reminding ningen women that Ponyplay is basically blackface>The market value of Ketamine is 1000x more I just got the idea of trans dudes wanting to be umas in my head and had to stop writing.
I like the girls who sing with deep voices They are so raspy and beautiful sounding
>>546893839Most mile aces are running the bare minimum stamina and have zero recoveries. Debuffs are pretty strong. Frankly I think it's the only recourse if you want to run a front runner.
>>546893826Horses are dumb
>>546894148I feel like I'm gonna retire from CM tryharding and just run Oguri and Tama in every CM
>>546893876>face of the franchiseNot for long lmao, Forever Young is now the new face of the franchise.
Spechud is not of the cute alignment, she's COOL once she gets her Commander of Japan and Supreme Racist buff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX3In3rFX8
>>546892174>Leo>Already lostI deserve nothing but death.
>>546893910>>546894283You forgot your Oguri faces
super creek just stole my teio's third crown...
>>546894076last time I checked golshit wasn't the twitter or app icon
>>546894539debuffs literally got banned in JP CMs
>>546894429pisses me off how that's not a permanent animation update
>>546894316This is illegal in half a dozen prefectures
>>546892304Dead Uma running down the green last spurt
>>546894250>>546894369my fuarking heroes will rape every other uma in march
>>546894265You're not alone anon. If there was any place I could anonymously write shitpost umafic I would be making larp rants about this very topic. It's hilarious if you think about it for even 5 seconds.
>>546894593special week is the janetty
>>546894594Only because the nips are bad at the game>The world was strong
>>546892520buy 25 for 1 statue and another one for 2 statues?
>>546891960Genuinely insane how bad P5X flubbed what should have been the easiest slam dunk in history
Special Week has no sex appeal
>>546891960website keeps shitting its ass and won't let me sign in
>>546894594That's mostly because of speed debuffs because you can't do anything about them and summer golshi ult making them more retarded
>>546894796I haven't played any of the persona games and I only know about them thanks to the teacherfucking
>>546894429>>546894636Both hers and Grass Wonder's ultis going off one after the other with the hype background music is umazing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZM57CYhmQY
>>546894782cope
>>546894539an incredibly nervous CM participant with 500 stam late surgers made this post>>546894593she doesnt' have to be because she literally runs the global franchise
>>546894762Spechud? DIMELESSGolshi? DIMES
Why does doto have hypnosis eyes?
>>546894682My dick says it's legal
Mcqueen is rmore for (you) than what I thought
I need inspiration pls. Any umafics that don't suck shit?
>>546895008no lies detected
>>546893839They can. Some people run them as oshi enablers but I still think 3 ace is the play. Keeneye was talked about but I doubt many will get much out of it
>>546894429>>546894907what event is this from? Also hold on, if your unique skill activates does the game start playing an idol track in the background sometimes...?
Uh bros? Wasn't there an announcement of a carat gift here this morning (that I never received)?
>>546895202is that the female version of a wedgie?
>>546895190You tried archive of our own?
>>546895226it's the next part of the main story, coming soon
>>546895101She's hypnotizing you with her cuteness!
Is speed eater even useful for CM5
>>546895190how about pixiv novels? there are a lot of fanfics there
>>546894762Special Week is Jamie Noble tier visuals with John Cena level of marketing, it's insane how they decided to portrait this basic bitch as a main character
>>546895226>he doesn't know about the anime opening ultshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlUsflET2aw
Tried to do a front ace with all the necessary early~late skills, 3 greens 1 groundwork, high power, and high wit since I got the resources, and I'm done with my aces.I used to talk shit at trainers who always used to do front runners but now I gotta respect the grind because of how they can find this style fun since it's honestly such a BORING style to watch and play. It's a style where their match is decided by who can take the lead at start, and if they can overtake at mid-race or can widen the margin at mid-race, and keep that lead till last spurt. There's nothing exciting happening with this style at all. It's not like they run away with huge margin unlike with ooniges, now that's exciting to see.Trainers that uses this style either get their neurons activated from this or just desperate for a win.
>>546895190Pixiv novels have good stuff
>>546895290they corrected it. it was the one on the 13th
>>546895290no that never happened you must have imagined it
>spend the entire week not getting Mile S>finally get a double S decent Vodka>also got hot springsIs this the power of love?
Someone please tell me what guts actually does. Currently my understanding is it:>was buffed to increase your speed in the last spurt? But by how much/does it matter?>is somehow involved in the new dueling mechanics but what does "winning" a duel actually do?>somehow serves as backup stamina(?) in the last spurt? Or it reduces your stamina consumption?
>>546895410Yes but you need to be top 3 to use it, so only useful on fronts
>>546895565no stopping me is not a good alternative for on your left but good luck
>>546895576We just don't know.
>>546895410very useful for front/pace. most speed debuffs are always good if you can afford them after getting everything else
>>546895513I don't like front running I just like seeing Suzuka's face when her unique activates.
>>546894826This won't last
>First race of the day>Find an opponent with mostly launch uma>They have all bad mood>Use a parfait >This should be good for another week, r-right?
>>546895290>(that I never received)?OH NO NO NO NO NO
For Front Runners, Red Shift or Fast Paced for Virgo?
>>546895689does the speed debuff affect their speed at the end too?
granny glasses
>>546895653nta but OYL sucks so it's a good alternative
>>546895818>>546894826It's going to be 600k by Friday.
>>546895513The exciting part is the early and midrace jockeying. It's almost all wit RNG and who can proc the most skills and you can never predict the outcome.
>>546895513The only front runner I'll do is Twin Turbo and I'll force her to be ooniger every CMs
>>546895513How is "whoever rolls dice better and activates more accels doing nothing for 2/3 of the race" better than fighting the most of the race?
>>546895867Fast paced. red shift doesn't do shit for front. it's not even that great on this track until late/end
>>546895539Phew, thanks.
>>546895945OYL sucks but NSM is far worse. I've seen it proc in a good spot only twice in about 50 races.
German meat
>>546895469Who is the Scott Hall uma where they're about absolute dimes machine but never held a major title?
>>546896092It's not like others doesn't do that. They need to have good placement before and when they activate their accels
Just RAPED these S rank freaks
>>546896287>absolute dimes but never held a major titleHas to be Nice Nature, either her or Maru but Maru got screwjobbed
What are good mid race skills to try to make Curren overtake, I made a couple but most of them are way too inconsistent, they win even less than late gamblers
>>546896092>Rolls a natural 1 on the groundwork wit check
I will
>>546896526The Derby Screwjob...
Why are the metas for Mile CM always so shit?>Whoever had Smart Falcon and/or Seiun Sky in Cancer Cup basically won, everyone else was using sloppy second cope options>Whoever has Taiki Shuttle for Virgo is practically guaranteed a winAt least for mediums and longs we had more ace variety, and although the meta favoured Gold Ship other aces were still viable.
>>546896526Wouldn't say no to a screwjob from Maru...
Maru "The Hitman" Zensky
>>546896760Just run the GOAT. She does it all!
>>546896216German meat with german drink.
>>546896572fronts are true gamble not those late fake "gamblers" having like 4 acceleration skills
>>546896936Who is the Goldberg to Maru's Bret Hart
>>546896526Yeah Maru is different, he literally wasn't allowed to be one of the greatest racers in history because of retarded xenophobic rules back then. Everyone knew Maruzensky was an unstoppable speed demon, but he wasnt allowed to compete.
>>546896760I didn't have either. My Vodka won CM3.
>>546895202a bit esoteric, no?
What happens when someone using a mod takes a photo?
>>546896964I would like some milk
Please tell me there will be no Evil Natures this time
>>546892174what do you mean by this
>>546897243debuffers don't get used in mile cups
>>546896760I got Cancer plat with Golshi.
>>546897228there are mods?
umadol
>>546897332You technically can but aoharu is giving too much stam that it's useless
boku...
>>546897592Boobku...
>>546897230That can be arranged.
>>546897096For the winning streak it would be T.M Opera OFor the giving a career ending concussion it would be uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>546896964>>546896216>>546897725I'm gonna glaze this german meat
>>546896760I won with pasa in CM3 THO
>>546897725>bite marks on booba
>>546896760I won Cancer with Suzuka.
>>546897796>For the giving a career ending concussion it would be uhhhhhhhhhhhhhThat would be the JRA kwabbing Maruzen's chances of an even bigger legacy
>>546897516Yeah but Curren Chan is better
>>546898150the JRA is Vince
>>546892174>find my zodiac>Nakayama — Turf>2500 m — Long — Clockwise>Good — Winter — Cloudycan i trade my Leo plat?
>>546895668>>546895576Please anons... I crave knowledge...
>>546898342No. :)
>mood down because I got napkins at the raffle>press riko button, tab out>tab back>mood is unchangedsometimes you don't even have enough pal events to counter the bad vibes...
>>546898364Just go to the gametora race mechanics handbook and ctrl+f guts
Why didnt anyone let me know i missed the queen elizabeth cup
>>546896760You never played front in Cancer cup. Fronts had to deal with blockers and late gamblers were both easy to build and win with.
>>546898448
baker?
>>546899061>>546899061>>546899061
>>546896760Incorrect, front runners actually perform better than Taiki if you can build them properly. Main problem is you need a whale tier deck.
>>546896760medium/longs are just Oguri/End Closer(99% of the time it's GolShi)/Debuffer every matchAce variety my ass
should i run riko at 0 lb or another witcant post images cause of enshittification of this sitehttps://files.catbox.moe/96z0ez.png
>>546896760I won Cancer with Curren Chan THOUGH
>>546893461Ah yes, demodexI learned about them from Cracked many moons agothey're harmless so I don't care
>>546895312no, it's a wrestling movebecause golshi hates jordan
>>546896526Maru still won Asahi Hai Sansai stakes
