Pride of Avelorn Edition>Total War: Warhammer IIITides of Torment - Aislinn Gameplay: Showcase https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVfKmVgUG9w Tides of Torment: Meet Aislinn - https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/81-tides-of-torment-meet-aislinnTides of Torment arrives on 4th December - https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/85-total-war-warhammer-iii-tides-of-torment-arrives-on-4th-decemberTides of Torment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8 TWW3 - What's Next: Fixes, Tides of Torment and More: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/80Hotfix 6.3.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79-total-war-warhammer-iii-an-update-on-unit-recruitment-issuesPatch Notes 6.3: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/78-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-3Patch 6.3 Dev Blog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/77>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Officialprevious thread: >>546806517
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ONLY I DARE!
>>546922538Who were you usually playing as?
You will buy the dlc.
Ask sorry to Legend
>>546924471But...what does he dare?
Dark Elves and Wood Elves are owed a DLC.
Ok im getting bored of this, Ill admit it, Ive been actually shitting the thread up on Soteks behalf since the Legend videos came out, hes been on a crusade against any place that talks about Total War to villanize the balding cuck, his ego is as big as his belly for some reason. At first it was fun but now im kind of sick of this, not to mention the pays not worth the way you losers shitpost and dont even talk about the game
please give me attention
talk about the game then
>>546925134Send my regards to your wife, notSotek
>>546924638>"I dare you to kiss a Tigerwoman on the lips!'>"Oh my Mathlann, Lokhir that's so gross haha"
So with the WRE should I just ignore all the shitty technology that ruins their good buildings? Ive gotten enough money that I dont need their pagan shit but losing the library seems so detrimental esp when enough of them speefup the tech tree pretty quick
>>546925524he need some chapstickcrusty ass lookin ass nigga
>>546925771Betchu saying that shit cus you wanna kiss them lips, dontcha boy?
>>546925873aw hell naw nigga i aint gay like that nigga
The real forbidden knowledge is that Black Arks are extremely overpowered but none of you bother doing the rite that recruits them.
>>546926078>riteLMAOing at your life accursed land mongrel
>try Grimgor>stuck between fucking Kholek Suneater and Chaos Dwarfs>try to go after Chaos Dwarfs>somehow they manage to get two full stacks against Grimgor's army>loseWell, fuck.
Tuesday is Dechala blog day.
>>546924696What kind of giga-monter unit the Welves can get ?
>>546926389Athel Loren (Treeman)
Why is Aislinn capped at only 5 dragonships? Lokhir can have 10 black arks by turn 20.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridw3505gKE
>>546926717More like Anal Loren because wood elves have high sex drive but can't have kids.
>>546926178Your waagh stack?
What's the best gunpowder faction/LL currently? Vampire Coast need not apply.
>>546927385>>546927052>the real John WarhammerI kneel
>>546926178Most orc units got power crept hard but you should be able to rush black orcs.
>>546925605Basically. That line of your tech tree actually gives a lot of very powerful factionwide public order bonuses but losing out on the buildings is a huge tradeoff, especially the Aqueducts.
Egrimm van Horstmann will be the Skulls FLC for 2026.
Does Lohkirs corsairs drop off in mid/late game? I want to play him when the DLC drops.
>>546927521Just get a mod that gets rid of "forgetting" technology. Stupid fucking game logic that isn't close to being historically accurate.
>>546927430Empire/DwarvesElspeth von Drakk/Malakai
>>546927176It wasn't filled. I tried to take over their secondary town and fortify it to kill them in a siege, but they just outnumbered me because I forgot to pick Lightning Strike.Campaign was a stillborn.
>>546927385Honestly its fucking weird to me that Da Hammerman isn't specifically a Khorne Legendary Hero.
Old lords that got new mechanics alongside DLCs:Thrones of Decay:Karl FranzBalthasar GeltOmens of Destruction:Greasus GoldtoothSkrag the SlaughtererTides of Torment:TyrionTeclisWulfrikThroggAre there any other old Legendary Lords that you want to see get new mechanics?
>>546927920Oh, and I forgot: they rushed me before I could actually repair it. I should've pillaged or razed the town, but I planned to capture Chaos Dwarf lands and give them to some gobbos.>>546928210MARKUS WULFHEART
>>546927605Yes. But you can keep using them because DE high tier infantry is shit outside black guard carrying the elite anti large duty.
>>546928160Because for some reason, red won the vote they did like 20 years ago. Someone who has the picture of the nominees might post it but I can't find it.
>>546927385>vinyl scratch>yep that's me>you are probably wondering how I got folded in 3 minutes by Vlad
>>546928160His old model had gray armor. He's as undivided as it comes in lore.
>>546928249Man shall triumph over Beast
>>546928772I'm absolutely shit at Total War, but I just love the Empire. And the Dwarfs.But Wulfhart, honestly, I tried his campaign over and over and over, over 20 times, and I literally never, ever beat his first battle.
>>546926178I can already tell everything you did wrong>didnt rush Big Uns building in first settlement>didnt recruit all 3 orc heroes at once>wasted a slot building gobbo shit rather than money which Grimgors always low on
>>546928210A few drookie lords could use something unique instead of changing of the ways V4>Malekith could get his own version of Tyrion's two major campaign paths>Morathi should get more slanny stuff devoting stuff/gifts similarly to WoC>Fellhart is actually in a good spot for the most part>can't think of what I'd do for malus besides maybe more flavor from his source material, not an expert there so idk>Rakarth needs all the new monsters to play with + unique stuff for traveling to more far out places like MoM or Cathay, full on Hemingway shit>Hellebron... LOL
>>546928772He should become a Chaos Monster hunter instead, hell their DLC should have been Nakai and Markus trying to oneup each other on who can kill off more forces of Chaos given theyre both monster hunters, what a wasted opportunity also Huntsmen deserve more AP now that theyre severely outclassed by Hochland Long Rifles, why vanguard deploy them if Hochland Long Rifles just have a better punch with longer range
>>546928975Oh, that's not the army I had when I died. My army then was something like:> Grimgor> Gobbo Chief> Water Hag> Melanin-filled Orc Chief> 2 hard 'uns> starter black orcs> some boys> one troll> and some cavalry
>>546928210>>546928249Holy fuck this. I would fucking love if Marcus had a massive rework where he just got an Order version of Tamurkhan's Chieftains mechanic where he can gains the loyalty of an Elf, Dwarf, Ogre, Lizardman, Cathayan and Bretonnian heroes that gives him access to units from those factions. Playing a campaign a colonialist adventurer character with multi-racial armies would be so fucking sick.
>>546929241>Water Hag>Troll>against ChorfsNigger, the have weakness to fire, guess what the Chorfs have an abundance of
>>546929126That pic is so fucking funny to me.
Potential old Legendary Lords that might get new mechanics alongside an End Times DLC:TyrionMalekithArchaonGrimgor
>>546929410There it is.And yes, they do, but that one had shadow magic, it sounded good against enemy characters.
>>546923498>"ratfags">check archive>clearly a liggerevery time
>>546929618River Hags are good for the other guys, not for Grimgor. You have to double down on Orcs with Grimgor which is fitting given he hates gobbos in the lore. Your main army should have had stacks of Orc Arrer Boyz and Orc Big Uns the minute you could recruit them, Orc Boyz are too squishy for handling WoC, Tamurkhan, Ogres and the Chorfs and almost all the goblin units besides Nasty Skulkers are practically worthless to Grimgor and all those enemies. Especially with how hostile Grimgors start is, you really want a Big Uns stack followed by an army of the strays you still kept around and didnt die in battle yet.
>>546930263I'm capped at 2 Big Uns, likely because of the mod I use, Grimhammer.Dammit, I need to retry, and GET LIGHTNING STRIKE.Also does that mean I should get rid of the gobbo chief, then? I can get behind having a black orcs chief court.
>>546930416>modsYeah, youll probably want to leave Chorfs alone until you cant get units that are good against them, which with the Greenskins army comp, is basically their late game units
Reliquary wagon for Bretonnia when?
>>546930558Yep, that's a restarted campaign then. It's annoying, I have Kholek ot the North (and he terrifies me), Chorfs to the South and West (that I hate), and I don't even know what I have East.
>>546930416Also yeah, the gobbo chief is only really good against squishy archers in the back, use him for agent actions instead because nobody you go against has squishy enough archers anyways, their Blunderbusses will kill the gobbo chief in melee
>>546930614I don't anything about that but the boat loving helmet guy for Bretonnia should get access to unique gunpowder units.
>>546930614Corpse Carts (Unholy Lodestone + ammo) for Coast when?
guns would only encourage peasant rebellions and are not chivalrous
>>546930739I tried that, but even with all points put in blocking armies, assassinating characters or breaching walls, he fails every fucking time.I've had ninjas in Shogun 2 that were more useful, and ninjas in Shogun 2 are shit because the nanosecond you make one, any metsuke can smell his fear and they make a beeline for his lovely tight ninja ass.
Cant wait for Betrand the Brigand to drop and for every Bretonnian player to use his AP archer units
>>546924638>But...what does he dare?He dares...to dream.>>546928210>Are there any other old Legendary Lords that you want to see get new mechanics?All of the Bretonnian LLs aside from Alberic.
Cant wait for Egrimm Van Horstmann to drop and for every Tzeentch player to use his Chaos Warriors(Blue)(Dual Weapons)
>>546928210>NEEDMazdamundi (Teclis/Gelt style magic focus), Vlad(Elector Counts but undead), Grimgor(Taurox rampage), Malekith (Patrons of Ulthuan but drooki), and Morathi (Slaanesh stuff)>WantThorgrim (Franz/Tyrion diplo-defense focus), Leoncour (same), Lokhir (VCoast/naval stuff), Alberic (same), Azhag (Books of Nagash), Skrolk (Plague cauldron)Also I want new mechanics added for Lizardmen, Dark Elves and Bretonnia. Bring Dark Elf slaves into line with Chaos Dwarf slaves and maybe give them a way to raid people (I think I heard Norsca was getting a raiding mechanic?)Give Bretonnia Med2 crusades and a vassal swarm focus like Chaos WarriorsGive Lizardmen.... idk something to make them not boring
>>546931010Isn't he the only one who doesn't have a unique mechanic? I wouldn't know since I've barely played Bretonnia.
>>546928210Lokhir might, he's in a bunch of trailers as Aislinn's rival but I think he's just getting some minor campaign effects changes instead.>any other old LLs want to see get new mechanics?Hellbron just needs the death night voyages improved imo, they're really just like old brayherd/waaaghs and effectively non-factors compared to what they could be. Kemmler maybe? I think how he is now is decent, though I think Counts suffer from "every battle is against t1 empire garrisons for 50 turns", his just includes t1 bretonnian garrisons, but at least you can get some greenskin and welf battles in too. There's potential there for the lore of the lichemaster or a few tomb kang units. Mazda could use some OP bullshit too, dude can morph continents but some supweme spymaster gets more cheats and is his neighbor for no truly plausible reason.
>>546930749>I don't anything about that but the boat loving helmet guy for Bretonnia should get access to unique gunpowder units.I'd like it if he at least gets some firepower-related abilities (something similar to the Zhufbar 42-pounder or whatever the hell it's called that the Dwarfs have), but only in battles at sea, or defensive battles at port settlements.>>546930774>(Unholy Lodestone + ammo)This but on a rotting promethean instead of a corpse cart.
>>546931195Not really mechanics but in his skill tree or campaign effects iirc he benefits greatly from holding major ports so once you solve Lustria you sail around the world, grab major ports, and sell the neighboring territory to other orderbros, pretty ludo but takes forever to get there. One of the better lategame experiences imo.
I want the final turns to make Total War: Warhammer 3 feel like the Western Roman Empire in Attila.I want to fight a losing battle with just a glimmer of hope at the end of the long and arduous tunnel.I want my enemies to challenge me in both battle and campaign and break both my empire and my spirit.I want the End Times... and I think that you do, too.
>>546927597Nu uh, Skull will be for TWW40K 1st trailer (Valrak was right just the wrong year)
>>546931528Oh yeah and Khatep's sandstorm vortex didn't get the movement speed slowdown (actually a buff) that all other vortex spells got months ago. I think he got his hierophant back but I'd really like him to get better climate or an early campaign event to either boost relations with local powerhouses (Grombrindal, Sisters, Stanky) or teleport back home.
>Best Helves unit is women onlyKinda misandrist no?
>>546932392The White Lions are women only?
>>546932539White Lions of Chrace are not the best unit. Just because they have the most drips doesn't make them the best unit, okay?
>Louen LeoncouerI've never liked expanding into Empire lands as him, doesn't feel right.I'd like it if his faction had the ability to resurrect any order-aligned faction. Imagine purging the Empire of Norscans or Vampire Counts or Ulthuan of Dark Elves and handing those places back to their rightful owners. Maybe resurrecting previously-destroyed order factions could give you better trade deals with them or a small amount of income every turn like vassals do, to show that they are grateful to you for liberating them.
>>546932392Star Dragons are female?...Maybe Imrik was onto something......
What was the first Total War game that you played?For me: Empire as Prussia.
>>546932673Your words literally do not make sense. Do you have aphasia? Is that why your words come out as a nonsensical salad?
>>546932903For me, Medieval 2 as the English.
>>546931824>>546932842I wish there were more "Nation building" mechanics in Total War games. To be honest expanding endlessly is fucking boring as shit, but the idea of liberating lands taken by Chaos and returning them to other Order factions would be cool as fuck.
>>546933135There's a mod for that.
>>546932931Dead lion head on shoulder very sexy hotness, yes
>>546928210>Old lords that got new mechanics alongside DLCs:Shouldn't you count reworked Harmony and the Mother-land thing ?
>>546932903Shogun 1, mori clan. Those warrior monks were op
>>546932903RIFLES
>>546933068Same here. Luv longbows
>>546929126>>546929435>I told you man, the DEVIL
>>546932903>>546933068The fact that there are no games that reward you with playing the game with unlocking in game content for free like Medieval Total War 2 is a fuckign travesty.
>>546932903warhammer 1 as the dwarfs
>>546932903Rome 2 on launchAnd then I returned it and haven't played another historical Total War game since
>>546935449It isn't the exact same but some examples of unlocking content in Total War games:Empire: Unlock USA and different start date if you beat the tutorial campaignThree Kingdoms: Unlock Dong Zhuo if you defeat him or win a campaignWarhammer 1: Unlock Sarthorael if you beat a Chaos campaignWarhammer 3: Unlock Boris Ursus if you beat a special Kislev quest battle
>>546932903does spartan total war on my friend's gamecube count?
>>546931121>Malekith (Patrons of Ulthuan but drooki),Are you implying other Lords should be able to claim what belong to Malekith ?
>>546922046Yeah when I saw that I was shocked that people eat that but also made me laugh when draenei got those tentacle bits and people made them into horse-dick bitchesTo make this total war related warcraft total war would suck and it'll never happen thankfully>>546932059Did he say a 2025 40kTW trailer for skulls? Because if he did that's a pretty big fucking "Whoopsie my leak was wrong". Makes him seem a lot less infallible than people were giving him credit.I'll still expect 40kTW because why not (though starting to favor the idea of it being total war adjacent like arenas, rather than a conventional single player total war) but I thought he was always right.>>546932903Brutii in RTW, stuck in a vietnam quagmire as egypt sent stack after stack in Libya.
>>546936051Yes, he should have to constantly fight off political rivals (like he does in lore)Ideally his version would have all of Naggaroth plus also Ulthuan, perhaps he should be able to lock in certain seats somehow but he should have to scheme and politic
Luv the Fourth Age
>>546936356NTA, if I remember correctly Valrak said that trailer should be by the end of the year but he was having false hopes and copes for the early trailer during Skulls.
>>546932056What if the End Times dlc is a whole new campaign? They could use the IE map or an altered version of it. There would be less, larger playable factions based off end times alliances. They would start out with empires already established, making the experience different from IE where everyone starts out with 1-2 settlements.
>>546935914Oh you can actually play as Dong Zhuo? Neat!
new 40kino just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u_xsXy0GzY
>>546939472You have /tg/ for that, fuck off.
>>546939472lol necrons are just skeletons
>>546939472lol tyranids are just discount kreegans
>>546939472The Space Marines in this sloppa actually look less fucking stupid than their official appearance.
>>546939472Some of the matte paintings look cool.
>>546939472>The Emperor isnt Patrick SwayzeInstant pass
>>546928249>>546928772>>546929242>>546928951>>546929231With all the new "horde" (or "hordish") mechanics added lately (Changeling / Malakai / Elspeth / Golgfag / Aislinn), they could easily rework Markus to be a horde.>Captured settlements are offered to "New World Colonies" minor faction>Only keep small outposts ("Hunting Lodge") inside settlements (you may dedicate them to Electors for support)>Imperial Supplies give you "manpower" and "workforce" every few turns (faster and more if you please K.F and Electors may send their own).>You use your available "workforce" to unlock new units and your "manpower" to recruit them in new panel "Monster Hunter Regiments">Hostility still pop Lizards armies capturing/razing "New World Colonies" settlement (but it's not a big deal for you as you don't lose your "Monster Hunter Regiments" progression, it will still slow down your Imperial Supplies, "Hunting Lodge" are quickly rebuildable as they have only 2 or 3 building).>Unlocking the 5 Wulfhart's Hunters heroes work more like Tamurkhan championsMaybe when you play Wulfhart (and only him) Alberic start in Bretonnia and Yuan Bo in Cathay so you have less allies and more hostil Lizards around you
>>546939164That is my thinking. I am too lazy to dig up the official press wording but I remember CA referring to Fantasy and historical in a way that clearly said standalone products, releases. Not just DLC or whatever. My hunch being End Times was a big DLC that evolved into a standalone release. If you JUST buy it then you get the end times campaign and can play as the five cited by the Chinese leak (Cathay, Middenland, Glotkin, Thanquol and Nagash). If you own prior warhammers then you can play as those you own so I own welves and chaos dawi and thus can play them in end times.The china leak was 100% accurate I think, but the one problem I see with it is the elves are totally absent from the End Times Roster and that makes no sense. It may just be that the ones cited are the ones who get lots of new units. https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Category:End_Times_Unique_UnitsSome of these already exist as RoR or whatever, since I saw Knights of Tor Avral or some shit and that's Paunch and Warden. So I expect with end times everyone will get 'something' - but for some it might just be a few new units, a few RoR, while the five cited are the guys who get lots of new units.
>>546936395Who are his rival in lore ?
>>546940592MONSTER HUNTER?I miss playing it. All my friends quit it.
So I'm trying to get into the game & these guys look cool on aesthetics alone which guys would help me become familiar with in real time battles since when I last played I just wanted to auto through everything. (pardon the dlc markers my cream api doesn't want to cooperate with it for whatever reason)
>>546940729Morathi, the cult of Khaine, and any Dark Elf that gets too big a headA lot of these he keeps too terrified to do anything, but he has to regularly execute members of his own court to do so
>>546940893The Sultan's Game, but among elves.
>>546940889Skarbrand (The red demon) is a pretty retard proof campaign and faction overall. Skarbrand himself is a fire and forget army deleter which allows you to try and use the rest of your army to play mop up and get what Skarbrand can't.
>>546940889Tech skaven on the bottom leftWait on Sigvald and Morathi (the 3rd bitch and 2nd row blonde next to fat guy) because they are slaaneshi and will get slaanesh shit maybe with Tides.The nurlge guy you picked, I'd honestly say that Tamurkhan is better IF you use tamurkhan as a kind of mobile autoresolve. Tamurkhan on his mount is stupid overpowered, but if you just hold him back or put him on a garrisoning duty once your economy takes off then you can learn how to play the game but also have an option for when someone declares war on you and you don't find them fun to fight so you just want them to die
>>546939472Was that Sanguinius or Celestine lol ?
>>546940889Ok so:>Repanse and Fay Enchantress are Bretonnians, Bretonnians are the faction most like historical TW factions and will be best to teach you the most fundamental types of units (infantry, archers, cavalry, some artillery) and the tactic of hammer and anvil.>Volkmar is from the Empire which you could consider to be Bretonnia+, same deal, but with a bunch more varied units and more strategies lategame than just cavalry spam (they can also do it, just not as much).>Wurrzag and Grom are part of the greenskins faction which is an appropiate mirror of Bretonnia and the Empire, largely same unit variety but where Bretonnia and Empire have stronger cav and ranged and weaker infantry, greenskins have stronger infantry and monsters and weaker cav and ranged.>>Skarbrand is extremely easy and is part of the most overpowered faction in the game, but he'll also not teach you jackshit since it's both all about ignoring campaign mechanics everyone else has to deal with and just zerg rushing everyone with immensely broken melee units and a LL that can fight just about anything in the game. Wouldn't recommend unless you just want to retard smash to let out frustrations with learning the game.>Kostaltyn might be worth considering, Kislev is a generally well rounded faction units-wise, but their campaign position is tricky and Kislev relies a lot on hybrid units which might not be the best for you to learn.>Everyone else has weirder unit rosters and campaign mechanics that you might not be able to deal with as a beginner trying to learn the game. But if you feel like taking one step riskier, I'd tell you to look into Morathi, Astragoth and Ikit. Strong factions with well-rounded rosters, just a bit more niche in playstyle.
>>546940889I would say Kostaltyn or Morathi are probably the easiest ones with a classic/easy gameplay.
>>546940889>>546942027Yeah if you build Kostaltyn right you can get literal free recruitment, I'd go with him.
>>546939592this is a 40k thread now
>>546942564You are really desperate for any kind of validation huh. Too bad Fantasy still rapes 40000.
>>546940593I was thinking more like a campaign pack for Warhammer 3. It wouldn't really need A whole new game would be a little unnecessary since most of the units would be the same.
>>546940592Hordes are a design dead end but it's pretty clear that CA has a standing order to make hordes not shit since it opens up a lot of designspace, and successive DLCs have repeatedly tried their hands at making Hordes work without being gay as fuck.So far none have succeeded
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>>546945272I genuinely look just like this and am involuntarily celibate because of it.
is there anyway to have a frontline as the brets for a traditional hammer anvil experience? Not really with the whole 20 units of cav shitck. My Micro is too shit for that.
>>546945272>>546946792>when nice guys approach you in public
>>546946873Of course. Befriend a High Elf faction and use allied recruitment to obtain a staunch line of spears.
>>546946873On normal battle pilgrims do alright with some buffs
>>546946873paladins
>>546945272This is a Warhammer 3 model for the newest DLC right? Why is it so low-poly? Actual PS2 graphics.
>>546946792That is very surprising. I am aware of a number of communities that profess a sexual interest in horned, winged quadrupeds of various descriptions, several matching that picture.
>>546947259I hate hero spam. Leveling them up after every battle gets so tiresome.
>>546946873questing knights you dont need to micro just use them as a fast moving frontlineall the infantry is too shit
>>546946873battle pilgrims are not that badeven has silver shields now
>>546943617What are you talking about? The first game with hordes had a great implementation, where you stop suffering as a horde after a dozen or so turns and become landed and have fun again
I hear they're going to buff skaven
only 16 sleeps until TW 40K is announced
who are you guys playing in TW:40k?For me, it has to be the Eldar and then the Robot People.
>>546951529Necron, if i can't make my own dynasty then probably Imotekh.
>>546951529custodes
Coziest and most Mansion-like faction in WH3?Off the Top of my head;High ElvesDark ElvesVampire Counts
>>546951529I hope there will be a loyalty mechanic for imperial factions. If you fail to manage it, you will be declared a renegade, with options to climb back, stay renegade or even maybe fall to chaos.
>>546952457is mansion-core like the latest zoomer meme or something?
>>546952570If they can expand it like in WH40k: Chapter Master, that would be neat.
>>546952812I haven't heard of it as a zoomer meme. I"m just saying.
>>546952218they won't be a faction lolHow would you make low tier custodes unit
>>546946873use one army filled with basic peasants (FREE upkeep) and maybe reliques, followed by an actual cav army
>>546953830custodes (naked)
>>546953830single custodes those ones that go on covert missions solo
>>546951529Tau, but only using Auxillary race units.Full armies of Humans, Kroot, boogs and Tarellians and whatever other freaks I can get my hands on.
>>546953830They said the same thing about Ogres.Custodes have low tier units in tabletop just like every other faction. The beauty of all the Games Workshop IPs is that all the roster design and gameplay mechanics are already designed, all CA has to do is implement some stripped down version of them into their campaign formula.
Are 40kids retarded?Honest question.
>>546956120The fact you even have to ask that question makes me wonder more about you, my man.
>>546956120>noooo stop liking what i dont like
>>546956120You struck a nerve, the Cult is furious.
>>546957302may we see this furious cult?
>>546957476Take a look into the mirror
>>546957543ok, now it's your turn
>>546945272>we have rape horse at home
>>546957543You angered the Cult too, he's malding.
>>546952457What Mansion means in that context ?
>>546953830Probably sisters of silence.
thought this looked nice for a map, wanted to share with you guys :)
>>546958369Who is going to win?
>>546958828Looks a lot better than anything 40k can shit out.
>>546958828nice
>>546958009Just Mansionic. Elegant and Cozy.
>>546958828Very nice!
>>546959380>Dark Elves / Vampire Counts>Just Mansionic. Elegant and Cozy.
STOP MODDING JUST STOP IT
>>546959952let cheatfags enjoy their slop
>>546959952>MODDINGUhhh, gross, will never do that.
>>546960453>grokslop
What's with all this anti-modding yapping? Did tw get ported to consoles?
>being this newyiiiiikes
What's a good Khalida army comp? Did they buff the constructs recently (ushtabi/bone giant/stalkers)?
>>546961762bone giants good because extra ammo, monstrous units (16-32 unit sizes) are nearly always kind of badkhalida is pretty shit to be honest, a generic lord on a warspinx is better
>>546932903Shogun 1 Uesugi, I liked their clan leader's look and their faction colours.>Lost my first full effort campaign as them after sweeping across all of Japan and Shimazu was all that was left. >My Daimyo led the main army and his only adult son the second veteran army. >He had other sons but they were all children. >Shimazu had one castle and 2 armies left.>I had 10+ but all were east from recruitment reasons or recovery from the bloody wars.>2 full stacks could have gotten to my Daimyo in 3-4 turns.>I was overconfident and he had not lost a single battle>Even if he died he was in his 60's and his son would rule anyway>Decide to fight the siege>Second Shimazu army surrounds my own mid battle>Daimyo commits "GRORIOUS RASTU STANDU">His army is now on the defence>Its fine my veteran elite second army is coming in>Daimyo is now holding on with less than 20% of his forces left>Son has the uber cav support and I stupidly commit him and my cavalry to try to break through and save his father>Mid charge my Daimyo is killed>AI engulfs the son and he is now trapped>I cannot break him out and the rest of the army are stuck on the outside of the envelopment>Shimazu cut him down with elite infantry>Army panics, routs, is cut down.>Forgot he was the only 'of age' heir>Immediate campaign defeat screen.>Shimazu won the whole war with less than 1000 men when I had 20,000 across all of JapanI assume the Uesugi clan fell to multi clan uprisings across Japan and were dethroned, and the map was more or less reset. That is my headcanon anyway.I was so mad I uninstalled the game and did not touch it for a month. Since then I have not touched the Uesugi, even in Shogun 2 due to the trauma. That campaign took me 3 months almost every day after school and I played every battle manually. I still think they look cool in Shogun 2....
>>546960709Yeah.
>>546962049Sounds like a fucking amazing campaign. I seriously like almost every faction in Shogun 2, barring stuff like Hattori and Mori
>>546962434You say that but now I have to constantly fight the urge to turtle up hard and never have my FL lead invasions, only clean up or flank an enemy where they are weak. Even with Immortal LL I keep fucking default to this.
Is there a working mod for WH3 that gives redline skills to allied units? There was one that gave you the tech the faction they cam from had unlocked but the guy hasn't updated in almost a year and its non functional.
Do I use "Cathayan" to refer to something from Cathay or is that wrong?
>>546962265>beastmenBO-RING
>Starseer's Ruin features a Skaven plague priest bargaining a human women into becoming his (rape) slaveBros...
whats longma
>>546962987tell me moreheadcanon or implied or explicit
>>546962579Play takeda shingen, get the melee skills and terrifying presence. If he dies, he dies (he has so many sons) Thing is he won't die, and you'll win so much based on just the weight of your Daimyo and Fire cav hitting enemy lines
>>546963093
>>546963386frankly i think you're letting your coomer instincts read too much into this anon
>>546963826poor brown porn addicts shit up this thread every day, that's par for the course
Rollan for IE
Khalida's campaign is still shit, but it's the AI's cowardly bullshit that ruins it.Turn 1, you kill the first vamp army and take the 2nd settlement like the game tells you. Second turn, a second vamp army force marches to withing striking distance of your starting settlement. There's no way to intercept because you can only have one lord and it's too far away to move to. Enemy army sacks it next turn that force marches away towards Lahmia. You force march in return and take Lahmia the next few turns. Now the vamp army is force marching all the way down to the first settlement you took. They still havent fixed this gay ass whack-a-mole bullshit. The enemy AI would rather attack undefended settlements than fight my army in the field. Unfun, time-wasting bullshit.
>>546964272um achtually that's called being strategic, thoughverbeit
Nothing ever happens
I unironically am disappointed we didn't get Ind
>>546964272gotta lay ambushes
>Play Throt>Cheat myself to start in Skavenblight because fuck fighting Kislev for 30+ turns >Get the +45% speed +strider rat-only banner from the first fight>My starting Rat Ogre is suddenly super useful and fun, being able to keep up with Wolf Rats with his 90 speed, belly flopping from one archer squad to another at the speed of lightCheatgods win again. Who knew a simple speed buff would make the early game so much more fun? Pic related, I named the methed-up Rat Ogres "Deez Nuts" after this image
>>546964391GOOD MORNING, SIR!
>>546964272>t hannibal when Fabius was in charge
>>546964465Yeah yeah but the Tigermen stuff looked cool and it would have been a way to flesh out the Warhammer worldThey had all sorts of interesting lore blurbs in the loading screens and they just didn't use any of it
How quickly does Golgfag usually die? I have the defeat legendary lords bullshit cheat and wondering if starting as Greasus is better If I want to capture all the fat fuck LL's.
>>546964667That sounds cool and all, that's why GW will avoid it at all costs, just look at Araby, Kurgan, Hung, or other minor factions in WHFB.
>>546964096>poorI own a copy of TWW3, not many in India can say the same
>>546964740in my recent campaign as kislev he was alive and took a few empire provinces by turn 60, and then i took him out
>>546964740GoldFag can dominate his area in this patch
>>546964753Yeah, it's been a letdownI keep seeing cool lore get mentioned and then not followed up on, and keep thinking "if not now, when?"Old World has been slow as fuck releasing Cathay and still hasn't put out Kislev, so what other opportunity will there ever be for minor races like Khuresh, Monkey King, Ind, or everything you mentioned to ever be added in an official capacity?I feel like Total War Warhammer was Warhammer Fantasy's last, best chance at a fully fleshed out, official, GW approved, canon world and it blew it>>546964740Most ogres LLs last a whileHonestly though, Greasus and Golgfag's campaigns are different enough that you should really be choosing based on that, not on which gets you the LLs quickest
>>546964801how is Kislev after the "rework"? I dont have the hag dlc, so i'd be missing the newer units and lore.
>>546965226It's okayIt's better than it's ever been in TW3, but it's still not what I wantedCA or GW or whoever threw out the idea of the two peoples in one Kislev, so we'll never get all the Gospodar vs Ungol stuff that we should have gotten
>>546965226it's fine, you get some really strong buffs from their new mechanic and atamans are better and can sally out. also they ignore climate penalties if you have max happiness but i am not sure if it was like that before
league of votann are going to be in 40k purely because they have existing dwarf animations and models, right?
>>546964740All Ogre factions are a diceroll; either they get krumped right away or last super long. Golgfag is by far the sturdiest in the latest patch though. Greasus either gets sandwiched by Grimgor and Ghorst in 20 turns or snowballs into multi-province empire. Skrag either gets wiped out early or hangs on to 1-3 settlements for the rest of the game.
>>546965789Uhuh, and we will have humans in 40k because CA already made some humans in TW Empire. Who knows, maybe they will find use for Romans too.
>>546965975difference is imperium is going to be in TW 40k no matter what, votann is meme minor faction with nulore
>>546966091that's crazy
>>546966115how mad do you have to be in life to response with this level of seethe at an innocuous on topic postwas the fact i wasn't ERPing or posting tranime really that triggering for you?
>>546966229if you say so
>>546966249this general is going to be nothing but 40k for the next 5 yearsstrap in
>xer still thinks 40kek is happeningoh no no no no
>>546962737Please
>>546965789Of course votanns are going to be in, EVERYTHING is going to be in.By the time Votanns come out in the game, they'll be a full army in the tabletop.
>>546967438Didn't they just got 40k slayers?
>>546967685They got a new character
Ogres arent really good in a sustained fight. They get picked apart after the initial charge.Maybe not the best gunpowder faction lol.
>>546966325>Just 5 yearsThen we're fortunate
small updatei am now in a triple alliance with egypt and armenia against bactriaoriginally i was at war with egypt and fought a long war against them pushing them as far as arabia, they finally accepted peace though and turned against bactriaarmenia has been at peace with me for a while but have gotten their shit pushed in by bactria losing 2 major provincesgaul and thrace both declared war on me and I pushed 3 legions into upper thrace sacking 2 of their cities, sarmisegetusa and campus getae and then retreating, thrace quickly signed a peace treaty in exchange for sarmisegetusagaul signed quickly signed a peace treaty without any battles taking placeI think i have enough for 7 legions in syria right now, bactria is currently fielding 11 fully manned armiesi want to reestablish armenia as a buffer against bactria
>>546968454If they're in a sustained fight with something, you picked the wrong matchup or you didn't soften them up enough yet with leadbelchers
I can't the only one who's immediately going to do a N'kari elf rape campaign once the dlc drops, the other 2 slaanesh trannies look like weak jobbers
>>546926078>can only attack coastal settlementsthey're fucking shit
>>546968782I'm split between N'Kari and Throgg depending on what they do with him. Not a fan of the direction faction mechanics have gone in, so I have no interest in the lords themselves.
>>546968901>almost free stacks that don't increase supply lines >free replenishment and support abilities as long as they're close >extra slaves >get extra sack value You can't get enough of themEvery coastal settlement is your loot piñata
>>546940729>>546940893>>546940946Which dark elf would actually have a chance of dethroning malekith instead of morathi?
>>546958828That cannot be real looks like ai upscaling. But also imagine having scenery like this with actually weather mechanics and night battles. They could've done so much more if they spent the hyenas money on warhammer instead.
Outside of the giganigga greater demons which LL has the most combat experience?
>>546969549Hellebron could lead the nation through religion (the DE pope). If he was gone, it's anyone's game. Be rich enough and make enough concessions to nobility, and Lokhir or someone of similar stature could do the job. They would be much weaker leaders than Malekith, and would have to rule with the consent of the nobility.
>>546969549Malus Darkblade because he's the actual avatar of khaine or something and theoretically he COULD rouse Delves that support Khaine to overthrow Malekith if he just told everyone that Malekith being the avatar is a liar
>>546969932Someone like Gor Rok probably would fit. He could easily have been fighting since forever
Is there a mod that removes the stupid unit outlines?
>>546970316spacebar
>>546932903Shogun 1 demo from a demo disc.
>>546970049You mean Kroq-Gar. Gor-Rok is renown for lazing about pounding his skink harem for over 2000
>>546970026Malekith, Nagash and Archaon are the three main antagonists of the setting. And Malekith is the most successful of them. They have no equals no rivals.
>2 weeks til new dlc>everyone is talking about the 40k reveal coming the same daylmfao
>>546969549Malekith isn't just a ruler. He's a symbol. It is said time and time again in different books that if the druchii turn on him they will stop existing and go extinct. He's the glue that keeps them together.
complete and utter domination over bactrian shits
Norsca day.The day of Norsca.
>>546972171Mom said it's Slaanesh'es turn!
>>546972171:DDD
>>546969549>>546971297>>546971697There's several waysFirst, like has already been mentioned, he's NOT the actual Chosen of Khaine. Theoretically, the Khainite cult could launch a civil war against him if they wanted to. He keeps them happy enough not to want toSecond, there's a prophecy that a male sorcerer will depose him. If this is true, well, he'd be deposedThird, he could be killed or forced somewhere else, like how Teclis threw him into the Realms of Chaos When Malekith was in the Realm of Chaos he was effectively replaced by the captain of the Black Guard Kouran Darkhand Basically as soon as Malekith was presumed dead a bunch of Dreadlords tried to take over and actually managed to imprison Morathi (somehow). Kouran killed them all, freed Morathi, and pretty much took Malekith's place acting as a sort of loyal vizier or seneschal until his master returnedKouran actually managed to keep Naggaroth together in that time too, until Morathi backstabbed him and tried to rule everything by herself. And then Malekith got back, and bitchslapped his mom, and everything went back to normalAnyway, I think the whole "Kouran ruled in Malekith's place" thing actually proves Malekith himself isn't needed for Naggaroth to function, only the IDEA of Malekith is needed
>>546972724Kouran is a black guard. To take over Nagarroth you would have to beat the black guard. That's enough of a threat that no one would try it. Also they don't follow him because he's the chosen of Khaine. It's because Naggaroth is the continuation of Naggarythe and he's the crown prince.
>>546972948Being the supposed Chosen of Khaine is absolutely part of why they follow him
>>546973041Only the most fanatical retards which is explored in the End Times. All the dysfunctional dark elves go with Tyrion and lose time and time again, against Malekith and his forces.
>>546971297Archaon is a good guy acktually
>>546974947True. He exposed Sigmar as the fraud that he always was.
LL for this feel?
>>546975048Golgfag.
>>546975048Teclis
>>546975048Sigvald
>>546975375Teclis would break his wrists on that.
Shant be playing the fantasy games actually
Which factions have fun starting positions?
>>546945272>may i meet you?
>>546972603Arahan would be so easy to corrupt into a slaaneshi slut, she's lucky she only has to deal with beastmen
>>546975048What are you supposed to do with it? Lift it? dumbbells seem an easier choise also cheaper
Hellebron anon this one's for you, she was a real bitch to confederate btw, also how do you rate this army?
>>546976354Giga blender army. Not enough shade support.
>>546976423Yeah that's the idea, no point having shades when all the asur sissies outrange me anyways so I just rush them down
>>546977034How do you even deal with their cav and dragons?
>>546977117Master is a amazing anti-large hero.
>>546945272I legit got paranoid as fuck and thought the game was using my webcam when this guy showed up
Hey do siege gate health not scale with unit sizes? I can't really find info on this. I wanted to play ogres on small unit sizes (the idea of 40ish big guys taking on an army sounds cool) but since I'm gonna avoid ass ladder infantry, I'm kinda worried about the time It'll take to take down a gate/wall with the guys. I wouldn't worry too much if it also applied the other way around, but ogres don't have walled settlements from what I've seen while fighting them, so it's a pure malus.
>>546977117Yeah I sicked the master on the dragons and I also had the medusa RoR to snipe the phoenix, the cav I just pin down with sisters and take them out with magic
>>546978510couldn't be me, I just play with a (cheat) that gives ogres shatterstone
>>546978816But that's a chaos power!
>>546976354Based and meleepilled.
>>546976354>>546977034>Too many executioners. They really underperform in tons of situations. 2 max is ideal.>Witch Elves are fun and thematic, but you have a dark magic sorceress. You need 1 shadow and 1 beast sorceress to really boost their effectiveness.>Need a witch hag on Khaine statue for area buffs>That Medusa is fine i guess.>You basically have nothing to deal with large monsters. 2 shades or 2 blackguard is needed.
>>546979159The master is a better anti-large than anything else the DE roster has.
>>546979371That is just false. Even if that master has the anti-large trait, there is only 1 of him. A lategame ligger army or skaven army with mosnters would case so much damage to that.
>>546979159Surprised you didn't critique the warlocks lmao, I put them there purely for memes, replace them with cold ones and I've got anti large sorted for the most part.
>>546977034Hellebron really should just use all melee all the time For anti large the kharibdyss and hydra are good enough. Scourgerunner chariots can be doable but doubling down on big infantry pushes is the best. Its great. Best campaign in wh2 by far
>>546979847Not that guy but some light cav is essential for early game hellebronYou want to maximize melee contact and running people down so it makes sense to me
>>546979847>warlocks lmao, I put them there purely for memesWarlocks are fucking amazing why would i critize them? They compliment your witch elves with their bound debuff spells. If you have good micro, debuffing the enemy before you charge them is the optimal play.
>>546972724>until Morathi backstabbed him and tried to rule everything by herself.Did she sleep with him first though?
>>546980067Black guard are immunized against the witch elf and sorceress seduction.
>>546976354In no particular order:-you really want some Shades in there. Even if you don't end up using them for ranged, stalk & vanguard means you can use them to rush the the enemy's ranged troops/artillery.-A second Master couldn't hurt either.-Maybe drop 2 of the Executioners for Black Guard; you're doing fine on anti infantry already,You can drops the Sisters of Slaughter to make room; they're great tanks when you can get the right setup, but as Druchii you’re almost always better off going on the offensive.
this DLC is dead on arrival
I'm going to buy 2 copies just to make you seethe.
Is Legend still crashing out?What's the over-under on him crawling back to CA once he realizes Paradox doesn't pay as well?
Alright dark elf campaign done, thinking khorne next, which LL do I play?
>>546932903Rome 1 as Julii
>>546982419Skulltaker.Roll up a list of 10 LLs to kill, use the vision grnated by your quest battle to teleport out of Lustria and start hunting.
This general's day of reckoning is approaching. If the dreaded rumors of what is coming on December 4th is true, then we shall see a flood of 40kiddies that will overrtake the thread, destroy it's culture and things will never be the same.How are (You) coping with this fact?
Total War: BedroomStarting factions:Lego clone troopersGreen army menPlastic dinosaursTransformersDLC:Pokemon toysLego droid armyBioniclesHot Wheels militia
>>546982419Austria-Hungary in Napoleon
>>546981994>going from one crappy dev to an even WORSE dev to own the libslmao
>>546982717It was the same way when fantasy hit, there is still a lot of hist discussion. It will be 40K spam for the first few months but things will die down a bit and we'll see more balanced talk. Then bick up again after release. The real question is how many anons who are just here for fantasy will leave the series and general when TW:WH3 gets content?
>>546982717fantasois already ruined it so it will be kind of funny to see 40k kiddies shitting over everything
>>546981994His eu5 stream and video view numbers were abysmal. He'll be first to stream whatever CA announces nwxt month
>>546982717why would i cope about my hrt sisters throwing out all the hiscels and fantachuds
>>546982717>How are (You) coping with this fact?Nothing lasts forever.
>>546982717Im just going to predent like i always cared about 40k and watch some loreshit fromsloptubers.
>>546982717Drawing vanilla whfb porn.Also complain about Primaris like the old man I am.
>>546976354>>546977034-5 executioners-4 sisters -5 witches -2 warlocks -medusa+1 master+15 darkshards (shields)
>>546982717I’ve been warning of the 40k troontide for a while now.We’re fucked.
>>546983043the eu5 livestream performed fairly normally
>>546982717Saving suggestive 40k art to post so coomers destroy the thread
I'm excited for the Bretonnia rework
>>54698351240k is one of the least trooned franchises in the world which is impressive considering its wide appeal and the fact is has a troon faction ready to goit's certainly less trooned that warhammer fantasy that has endless porn addict spam here daily (porn addiction is early stage trooning out)
>>546983521>peak of eu5 hype>wont be passing Med2 stream
>>546983658Sire, I already told you the Prophetess said no rework is coming.
>>546983729
>>546983804>1 day ago>1 month ago
>>546983985Yeah i bet 20k+ people will be watching the vod in 1 month...
>>546984146legends videos have great staying power
>>546984382lol ok baldy
>>546980901which DE is good for someone who hasn't played them for a long time
>>546983193Trvke
>>546982780Endgame Crisishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI1Jy8TENug
>>546984592Probably Malekith.Knock out Grombindal quickly and you have a cozy start.Send a Black Ark east to raid the Norscans along the coast for slaves while you consolidate your homeland. Then either beat up Valkia and/or start your invasion of Ulthuan.You can pick up Hellebron and Malus fairly easily too.
>>546984592Morathi or Lokhir.
>>546984913ok which unit is a good can-opener at the start? Any worthwhile mods?
>>54698271740K will be like the Huns arriving after the Famtasygoths
>Cloudflare is down>CA cant release blogpost>DLC is delayed again
>>546983658What do you need in a Bret rework? Just buff the units, the core mechanic is fine.
>>546984971>ok which unit is a good can-opener at the start?Darkshards will wreck absolutely everything up until the late game. If you want a more aggresive style you can replace them with greatsword shades, but with tech upgrades and the right lord they remain viable.> Any worthwhile mods?Nothing I'd consider essential; DE as a race are in a pretty good spot. Get whatever reskin strikes your fancy and maybe Victory condition overhaul. Recruit Defeated LLs if you want to collect all the Labubus
>>546985396>CA dropped an asteroid on any city supporting a cloudflare hub to delay the DLCThey killed millions....
>>546983384You will link it when it's complete, right anon?
>>546985587ok thanks
>>546985828TO SAVE YEENILLIONS
>>546985832...It's been complete for years. I used to dump my nsfw stuff on imgur periodically, but since they no longer allow that I haven't really got a good place to direct people towards.
NEW SHOWCASE IS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6g8kZpuSwM
>>546986429imgur hate
>>546986950He's really transitioning into a paradoxcuck, lmao.
>>546987120its simple math
>>546965371Wtf is an ungol? And what's a godspodar while we're at it?
>>546986950>2 hours and 49 minutesI like EU V, but who actually sits down to watch this?
>>546987594legendheads
>>546986429Just use mega?
>>546983384I tire of attention whores
10 minutes until news
Mega muscle Morathi when?
Mega Milk Morathi when?
MEET DECHALA!https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/82-tides-of-torment-meet-dechala
>>546989364>Dechala’s campaign focuses on subjugating the populations of captured settlements, binding them to her will as Thralls who fuel her war efforts and sustain her growing dominion. Finally, the sex slave DLC.
>>546989648chorf (slaanesh)
>>546989364Chaos Sorcerer Lord of Slaanesh looks good.
>>546989364>dechala gets chaos dwarf building mechanics
>>546989364>boosts shit stack unitsactually based
>>546989814And the dark elf->chorf, slave->labourer->thrall mechanic. 1 FUCKING year, ladies and gentleman.
>When you have two or three upgraded Pleasure Palaces in place, you’ll find the income they bring mitigates the loss from declining Thrall Camps somewhat, which helps insure you against bankruptcy.>making more money helps against bankruptcythanks for the explanation CA_Pingu
>>546989364Great Burka
>>546990263plenty of parts like these to just pad the blog and give yo an impression of content. Like they talk about the xp stealing mechanic as some new layer of strategy
Dechala’s campaign seems fun.
>>546990332Aside from colour swap elfs, Slaanesh got the best looking units imo. Especially this flying rapist looks awesome.
>>546989364What part of this guy looks like Slaanesh?
>>546985587FUN
>>546990513He's wearing purple, stupid.
>>546990513>Has the slaanesh icon>Mostly pink and purple>horns? thats pretty slaanesh>Hooves, speedy.>Probably has a huge dildo up his ass that we cannot see.8/10
>>546990704And blue too
>>546990361>As a base statistic, Dechala steals 15% of the XP any of her other Lords would gain, so as soon as you begin raising and using new armies, you’ll see her start flying through the levels. It’s well worth keeping her on the expanding boundaries of your territory and conquering settlements, to capitalise on those bonuses with battle XP gains.>Dechala’s unique skill line offers mostly combat benefits, and the first skill available, The Praise of Slaanesh, is an absolute zinger. It unlocks the Wayfarer trait, boosting her acceleration and deceleration by 200% and granting Strider, so she’s unaffected by movement penalties caused by terrain and combat. This means she zips around the battlefield at breakneck speed, engaging and disengaging at will, and nipping off any priority units and characters you point her at.this is actually kind of hilarious
>>546990513He identifies as Slaanesh
>>546989648Its kinda hilarious how CA cucks are afraid of the word slave.
>>546990513>very clean, regularly takes showers>half naked, probably doesn't wear pants>hooves suggest horse cock
>>546990841you know what? I can't be mad at this, it brings me back to my university years where I had to pad an essay>>546990883it still maintainted for the DE tho, I guess they use different words to hide the recycling
>>546989648>perfect opportunity to call them concubines>use the term that should be reserved for Llamaian vampiresFucks sake
>>546991030I am 100 % sure that if they could they would change that for DE too, but they are just afraid of shitstorm this change would made.
>>546990513Yeah, this one felt very off to me as well. But then CA has shown multiple times that they dont really "get" warhammer fantasy aesthethic. I will cut them some slack in this case tho because it surprisingly hard to find art of explicitly slaanesh sorcerers, its usually nurgle or tzeentch. Still, they could have looked at other slaanesh art for inspiration.Thank god for mods
>>546991238now you're just making shit up in your head to get mad at
>>546990883>>546991030there was a rumor when chaos dwarfs dropped that it was actually a spaghetti code thing, because calling it "slaves" would mess with some file or anothernothing to base it on as far as I'm aware but it's believable
>>546990513the middle one i guess since he has the slaanesh markbut the guy on the left and right could really be considered tzeentch due to the potion and eyeball
>Dechala gets recycled chaos dwarf mechanics>Chaos dwarfs Mechanics are recycled from dark elves>Dechala also gets dark elves heroes and unitsMade of layers....like onions...
>>546991541no, its pottery because dechala was an elf
>>546989364>When she’s not admiring herself in her Vanity Mirrors or coiled up on the chaise-longueimagine
>>546991320Nah I am not mad, its just funny to me, I mean I understand them, I would not want Starmer thought police barging to me in the morning too.
>Dechala has to call her sex toys "thralls">Chorfs have to call their slaves "labourers">Dark Elves just call em slaveswtf cancel Malekith right NOW
>Dechala’s unique skill line offers mostly combat benefits, and the first skill available, The Praise of Slaanesh, is an absolute zinger. It unlocks the Wayfarer trait
>>546991734
>>546987382why are American EU V players they like this?
>how do we make slaaneshi beastmen>a spot of purple
>>546992068
>>546992237LMAOOOOO
>>546992237this can't be real
>>546992237Paracucks at their finest.
>bbckun is back with his modslmao>>546992454if it was it would be spammed all over /pol/ and /v/
>>546992237So this is why legend switched to paradox.
>>546992237We must be better...
>State of LegendFags
>>546992237There’s no fucking way
>>546993892You people really are brainlets
>Parabros on suicidewatchOh nooooo
preorder?
>>546995140lollmao even
>she can equip two weaponsThat’s about the funniest shit ever, definitely my first campaign of the patch now
>>546985460Bretonnian core mechanics:>>>
>>546997335>chivalry>vows>peasant economy
>>546996512>picture failed to uploadFuck it, here’s catbox insteadhttps://files.catbox.moe/fq8tow.png
Total War Tomboys will save us
>>546997621what is this facial expression trying to convey?
>>546997621she's cute (for an elf)
>>546997840elf rape
>>54699784010,000 cock stare
>>546997612>a progress bar>3 traits unlocked with map objectives that are a progress bar>a handicapping progress bar
dechala doesn't even have genitals
>>546992153the mask stays on
>>546997840The pleasure of equipping two weapons
>>546997623her mom is better
>>546997840reminds me of that one epstein video thumbnail
>>546998065it's just hard to see
>>546998065Where do you think snake genitals are located?
>>546998246Jeff is...I mean was not a chaos cultist
>>546992153>>546998071If I pull that off would he die?
>>546997621>coomsword + sok on one characterDamn.
>>546998146WRONG
Dechala is kinda sexy...
>>546998505I meant this one
>>546992068>>546992237
>>546998759no kidding, first hot slaanussi
>>546998759No one is buying it Dechala....
I notice they didn't really say anything about an actual Slaanesh reworkNot that they really need much, but I thought they'd say something about seducing enemies. Dechala's faction screen looks like there's some minor changes for the race but who knows
>>546990883The word "slave" is already in game, CA don't want to re use the same word for 2 (3 with Dechala's one) different mechanics.
>>546998759We know Sigvald.
>>546998751huh, I remembered karakusa differently
Get in here bros! Our dragon princess is showing off the new units live with her BVLL!!!https://www.twitch.tv/stimpak_vthttps://www.twitch.tv/stimpak_vthttps://www.twitch.tv/stimpak_vt
>>546998751Do you think love can bloom in Total War?
>>546999575All is fair in love and Total War.
>>546998964They didn't said anything about HE rework in Aislinn blog post either. Wait for devstream - just like with HEs.
>>546999403No Clio? I no seeo.
>>546996512>>546997621>Can corrupt ennemy units before battleIt's in addition to the "seduce units" before battle thing ?
>>547001372It seems it's baba yaga curses but horny.
>>546998751>>546999317CHESTO
MARKED-GORS! RAA-ROO!
>>546998246Do you think Malekith blew N'kari?
>>547001591No Malgors?
>>547001591>a race from 2016 is still getting new units ten years later Pestigors look the best
>>547001591>Pestigors instead of NurgorsShan't recruit
>>547001591Why did they make the slaangors into burqaniggers
>>546997621>40% xp on all characters>steals 15% xp from all other charactersThis bitch will be lever 50 by turn 30
>>547001746Not canon.>>547001801Leak says more content coming.>>547001828Can't say "Nugor" in the USA
>>547001591>Hood niggas>Nasty niggas>Angry Niggas>Beakless niggas
>>547002103>Can't say "Nugor" in the USABut you can say golgfag?
>>547002103>we're covered in nugors' blood
>>547002312Woke whorsip era is over.Nugors whorsip era is forever.
>>547001591Unironically they're all pretty shit
>>547003331Tzangors in Morghur's army are pretty good.
>>547003331I thought pestigors were a pretty good choice for slicing up armored enemies like stunties
>>547003331They're all really good early game and punch pretty well above their weight classIt's just that the early game does not exist any more
>>547003530>>547003667>>547003939Meant lookswise, Im sure gameplay wise they're fine.
is that hyenas font?
>>546997621Those tits look pretty big...
>>547001591Feel very similiar to the designs in that one mobile game. Could potentially be a GW mandate I suppose.
>>547004208hyena mindbroke you....
ERE elves do look fabulous
>>547004423I'm surprised that these retarded beastmen are mentally able to worship Slaanesh or Tzeentch.
>>547004718>dis feel good>we get changedTzeentch isn't just for the smarties, desperation also works
>>546997621>cathayan hinterlandsMap extension bros on the rope
>>547004718>me shit everywhere>me feel good>slaa happy
>>547004718All beastmen really need to worship Slaanesh is to be more rapey than they already are and feel even better about it than they already are.
>>547004423Because they looks like the models.
>>547004948Confirmed for 15 days now.Map expension (1 Province) is where Sayl start.
>>547005845in other words like shit
>>547006118They feel despair whenever they see a stone wall
>>546999403>https://www.twitch.tv/stimpak_vt>with @loremasterofsoyeksigh...
>>547006613I thought they felt mind-shattering RAEG? That's why I hate them, they're essentially Minecraft grifters.
>>547004718
>>547006683Why is /twg/ mad at a white man speaking to girls?
>>547006683Wtf bros I thought you told me Sotek lost?
>>547006771Yeah rage but then despair that they can't just hit it without consequenceThen they must plot to change that the wall is standing (put gorgon skull on it so that retard gorgon headbutts it down) (this is canon)
>WILLINGLY spending your time listening to womenlol
>>547007313If a guy is speaking to a girl anywhere I am being cucked
>>547007274Disgusting. I genuinely hate Beastmen on a ideological level. They are retarded slaves to darkness, happy to live in bondage.>>547007360These animals can PLOT? They truly are republicans: short-sighted, enraged by civilization, smelling bad, raping prisoners, worshipping evil gods...
>>547007274Also for Slaanesh.
>>547007313I dont care if she colab with a man, but im not big fan of basedtek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnHt4m7cB40
>anti-semitism in /twg/terrible times we're living in. Truly, the end is nigh
>>547007602NO BOUNDS WUSHRAI miss when franchises could sprinkle in some advertiser unfriendly spice like this...
>>547007602SOME KNOWLEDGE IS MEANT TO REMAIN FORBIDDENalso that army book looks ballin'
>>546989812It feels like a downgrade. Only nurgle got a decent sorceror while the rest are reskinning the original chaos sorceror.
>>546999403she's more excited about the frost wyrm than the new slaanesh units kek
>>546989812What the fuck do a sorcerer of slaanesh cast? Orgasm? Finger blasting? Balls twisting?
>>547007602>the decadent and corrupted pleasures both groups take with the other have no bounds
>>547007812were?
>>547008095Is this the only example of beastmen not being treated like shit by the rest of chaos?
>>547008951No, no. There's also Abaddon the Neverchosen using them as cannon fodder.
>>547008770>I cast One Jar For Every One Man!
>>547009047>5th grade literacy
Spot the difference:Nurgle has 3 Legendary LordsKhorne has 3 Legendary LordsSlaanesh has 3 Legendary LordsTzeentch has 2 Legendary Lords
>>547009526>go against slaanesh sorcerer>he points his finger at you>you hide behind your shield>nothing>you peek out>he's smiling>turns his hand, and flick his index>you think he's provoking you>then you feel it>a finger in your bum>poking against your prostate>start to run at him>his smile widens>move his finger to carress your prostate>you can only wobble to him>his smile covering half of his face>he puts his hands together, and stretches your ass magically>you cum in your Reikland uniform>he laughs>"I found me a twink, boys, keep him ali-">the arousal dies>look up>he's dead on the floor>bullet through his head>witch hunter walks up, look at you, and shake his head, a disappointed look on his face>"get up, soldier, the battle isn't over"
>>547009901KhorneBecause thats 3 OP campaigns while everyone else has 1
>>547009901Tzeentch will get 2 second DLC.
Drycha is like the Khorne of Wood Elves but she also has access to spells.
Valkia is like the Khorne of Warriors of Chaos but she also has access to spells.
>>547011234We look back at it fondly now but coc was a very low effort dlc.
Ungrim is like the Khorne of Dwarfs but he doesn't have spells
>>547009526This reminds me of the dude who shoved a glass cup up his ass
>>547009901Tzeentch will get the advisor as a FLC lord
Who is the Khorne of Khorne?
This map is bugged to fuck. Units keep phasing through the ground and splitting up all over the map.
>dechala can equip an extra weaponOk, CA still has a tiny bit of soul.
>>547012718Skarbrand
>>547012790>cheating is fine as long CA approves of it
>>547008770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAQSicsoEu0This minus the flesh-to-shit (that's a Nurgle spell) and chimp.
>>547012790all sofia
Haven't played in a while, can you guys recommend me a fun campaign?
>>547012718Itself.
>>547012770
>>547012983Volkmar because all the relevnat badlands races have been buffed recently
>>547012993>i'm literally Slaanesh irl!i wouldn't be surprised if the writer of this was a tranny by now
>>547013319run free company militia and flagellants only
>>547012690That would be kino but his voice actor retired
>>547012993he's so tsundere baka
>Remember, remember, the 5th of November>Dismember, dismember, on the 4th of December>Be wary, be wary, the 6th of JanuaryWhat does it all mean?
>>5470148626th is when legend comes crawling back .
>>5470148625th of November is the day that Be'lakor cast Pit of Shades in the middle of the tribal council in Albion.4th of December is the day that /twg/ dies.6th of January is the day that /twg/ is reborn.
>>547014862SEGA is taking control of the UK gubment
>grom the paunch>little gromwhat does it MEAN
I am your host, the man that hunts ghosts, Witch Hunter Hanshimmel Hansledhans von Hansdrechhansenhans, but if you're a faithful servant of Sigmar you can just call me Hans.We'll just start off with some radio graffiti and go from there, and we'll do it RAIGHT NYOW!True Sigmarite Radio, Radio Graffiti, first caller, you're on the air!
>>547015460the cannon is little compared to his GBC
>>547001895Slaaneshi girls refuse to fuck with them if they don't cover their horrible faces.
>>547013530Do they hold up in the late game or are they similar to Lohkir's corsairs?
>>547015858she fucked that btw
>>547015858>My mother's new son
>>547017042Andy Law said that long ago they planned for Shadowblade to be the incest child of Morathi and Malekith which was supposed to explain his 10 in every stat.
Any tips for the Gotrek&Felix quest battle (as bretonnia)?
>>547017346You've basically gotta have a suicide squad ready to make sure Gotrex doesn't die immediately. Be prepared to lose those units.
Is it bad I only recruit undivided units as Archaon...
>>547017346the way bretonnia solves any problem, cavalry charge
>>547017465>Is it bad I only recruit the units my LL specializes inIdk is it bad if I only recruit goblins as grom???
>>547017346Charge ahead fast so they don't get overwhelmed, bring some character-killers around the flanks to take out the heroes but take into consideration they can spawn a unit on their ass at any moment.
>>547017525>Alexa, play "Ride of the Rohirrim - 10 hour version"
Nightmaw should have been a summon.
>>547018009fucking hell i look like this...
>>547018009mods will fix it, as they always have
>>547018009nooo it just being a shitty bound spell is much funner than krell summon for some reason
>>547018085mods will fix it, as they always have
>>547017346Win it to unlock G&F.Hope this helps, be sure to upvote if it did!
Where should I be expanding as Leoun? I dont want to go to war with the empire.
>>547018430go souf or take a detour cucking belakor and then go souf
>>547015858Cute beast doe and beast fawn!
>>547018676>tfw no smelly gor gf to abuse and beat
>>547016039they are like zombies where you recruit them just to die and then recruit them again but they do more damagepretty good in his army, not as good in the other armiesbeen a while since I've played him so don't know how it holds up against the new units though
WHERE I GO, HIS GAZE FOLLOWS
>>547018804Surely you would be nice to your femgor warbride?
Belegar Ironhammer is one of the tankiest entities in all of Total War.
>>547018123This but unironically
>>547019379only if she's bigger than me
>>547019379sure, if she could give me uncorrupted children (half-goats are acceptable)
>>547018009He is...like me...
>>547018804>>547019379>>547019579>>547019673
A fertile universe PREGNANT with plague...
>>547019768that's not a gortoo clean
>>547021172you'd have to be gay to not breed this stinky beast every day
>>547021268I'll kill it and you and put your heads on spikes
>>547018009>Would require animating a new skeletonThat'd delay the DLC by six months at the very least, I'll take him as a summon.
Nobody made a webm of Decala's screen yet?
>>546990332Gonna pinch that hat for an HE Metal Mage.
>>5470173462 Hippogryphs + Lord on hippogryph to trivially kill the 3 Alluresses, ending the battle in like 2 minutes. Charge some knights in to help gotrek or something if you feel like it. Its really easy for Bretonnia.
>>547022289The fuck? That looks awful.
>>546990543I did say do it fast.Anyway, the only thing that's actually dangerous are the Irondrakes; you can pincushion the rest quite easily.
>>547022289>+1 weapon slotkinda cool
>>547022289+40% char exp across the board is pretty crazy.
They should just remove Danny boy from the game.
>Turn 40>Playing as Repanse in Immortal Empires>Basically left the south to fend for themselves, where Volkmar, Settra and Wurzzag are stuck in the world's worst threesome>Left for the North, which I've cleansed of Skaven and Beastmen>Arrived just in time to ally with the Enchantress and intervened right before Louen bit the dust, routing Kemmler and about to push Belakor off the mainlandWhere should I go next?
Mice here.Gimme some doodle ideas while Nioh2 downloads.
>>547022289>sigvald still remains the only heterosexual slaanesh option>he's also still pseudo-undivided for some reasonI shan't be playing Slaanesh until the humiliation rituals cease
>>547022289Dechala looks very charming, but she moves like a tranny.
>Still like 3 weeks to finally be able to play slaanesh and norscaIVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH
>>547023449female beastmen
>>547023482This but the other way around
>>547023532Norsca is already good, they've been good since they removed the dumb ports-only colonization
>>547023458Sigvald bend the knee to Archaon so he's in WoC. All champions that did that in ET are in WoC.
>>546991247>they dont really "get" warhammer fantasy aesthethic.I think all pretty chaos minies went to 40k and AoS. Hell, your guy on pic is a Lucius from 40k.I'm guessing CA's hands are tied by GW and they are forced to look at oldhammer minies or making spiky kitbashes.Warhammer Fantasy Battles died with boring chaos warriors, so Warhammer Total War will die the same way.
>>547023449Dechala. Sfw: just killing some chinksNsfw: forcing miao to eat her snussy
>>547023449a big black booty negro shaking his assas a niohslop fan that should be a treat for you
>>547023740Unfortunately The Old World also uses the boring way of making marked chaos warriors of just painting the generic WoC minis from AoS in the god color. For now you can't use the god flavored minis from AoS in TOW like pic related.
Gonna upgrade my PC next week bros, with my saved up Charlemagnes.>Ryzen 7 9800X3D CPU>Radeon RX 9070 XT OCThink it'll be good for WH3? Haven't touched any newer Total War game since I stopped playing WH2 4 years ago.
>>547022289>another subscriber to my Onlysnek
>Anno Domini MMXXV.>We still don't have an option to make our own custom faction leaders for all factions.>The only sort of hint that CA ever planned to do such thing is still Daniel, who's still just as shit and abandoned and irrelevant and invisible to the playerbase as in release.>I'll never make my own OC Chaos lord (NOT daemon prince).>I'll never make my own OC Empire general who you can assign to a knightly order to customize their weapons and traits further.>I'll never make my own OC Delf corsair looking for loot and items in coastal cities.>I'll never make my own OC Dawi lord who stands tall and resolute at one of the lesser known holds, away from the rest of the Karaz Ankor.>I'll never make my own OC Vampire who's trying to carve out a domain for himself.>And a long etc.
>>547024113TW3 plays 40fps on high settings on a 1060. You are more than fine.
>>547023449dechala sniffing the ground alarielle walks on
>>547023449Druchii Anointed and Elspeth talking about their clown/goth makeup.
>>547023449Wulfrik asking Sayl "Who are you?" and Sayl only managing to respond "I am you but s-" before getting sniped by a Hochland rifle.
>>547022289She cute
>>547024056For now, I'm guessing they are just waiting for the great chaos war supplement, so they could pull out every marked variant there.
>>547024304more like slithers on
>>547023449Monkey Norscans learning to build a fire (they're finally evolving sentience)
>>547024421Aren't the anointed druchii males?
>>547024809thats pretty hot i want
>>547024251AHEM
>>547025083Vampires are the most boring faction in the setting.
>>547024421this webm in reverse with "it's over" plastered underneath
>>547025012you can have the discount version for nowhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=347215527
>>547025215Your OC donut steel is the most boring guy in the setting, but you still have options available for playing him
>>547025012to fuck her
>>547023449Masque pointing like this to accompany dechalajak
>>547025471rotmg?
>>547023449sqvire x valkia in 40k in advance for Dec 4th
>>547022289Dechala is basically a beta test for Fulgrim
>>547025735my bad, missed 5 at the endhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3472155275
If Sigmar is so great, why couldn't he save a single man?
>Maraudermanii (French)
>>547026034He had to fight space marine revenue streams.
>>547024939Fake news!100% female cisoring with the Slaanesh Cultist in Slaanesh roster.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv5PLADH3Fg&t=5725
>>547026034I blame it on Kruber drinking bathwaterGoing from a true son of Sigmar to... that...
>>547025952going to use this for my dechala campaign
>>547026130>Now that Morathi has reawakened the Cult of Slaanesh, the Anointed have returned.Surely Morathi will get some of this stuff right? Haha..
>>547026130Also Druchii Anointed and Slaanesh Cultist scissoring could be a good doodle >>547023449
>>547023562
>>547026378Pearl man somewhat hinted that they might. He said he can't talk about Morathi's ability to recruit cult of pleasure's compatible units.
>>547026525based
>>547026525looks gay
>>547026801faaaaaag
>>547026917I just recognize the artstyle from the gay stuff you guys post
ONE THOUSAND GRUDGES
AZAZEL LOVES US
>>547026525Not sure if a Beastdoe or a cute Slaangor twik, but will RAA-ROO her!
>>547023562made for RAPE
>>547026525BVILT for unsatisfied averlander housewives
>>547026173>from BVLL OF OSTLAND to a French elf-simpGrim.
>>547026525
>slanngor don't have thighhighs
>>547026525Is that supposed to be some twink?Built for Big Averlander Cock anyways.
WE WERE ROBBED
we are ok with dechala being a ctrl+c/ctrl+v on chaos dwarf mechanics?
>>547028704yeah
>>547028704People were ok with DE being gutted and their mechanic being resold with Chorfs. Why wouldn't they be ok with it now?
>>547024661I can fix her
>>547028704I don't remember, there is a limit in turns to how much raw material / armaments outposts can produce ?
How did this little bitch just magic up units out of nowhere while running away from bretonnia?
>>547029571BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION MORTAL!!
>>547025249Like this ?
didthey say anything about the slaanesh rework
>>547027272Holy shit Wulfrik the Slanderer kneels
>>547029424its based on slaves, so kind of
>>547029571SCURVY DOGS
>>547029828no but in old of the old vlogs they said something along the lines of there not being a slaanesh rework except small qol things, maybe something for N'kari
>>547029828Not yet.Tomorow is the equivalent of that video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVfKmVgUG9wBut for Slaanesh.
>>547030420thanks>>547030370yeah, slaanesh is already decent. I just want for vassals to be unable to dislike you
>>547025897>NTR
>>547030370>No big slaaneshi reworkOuch. I'm rather mixed on this DLC, though in retrospect the only ones to really wow me were Tamurkhan and Chorfs and Champions of Chaos. That said, Dechala being non-daemonic oriented intrigues me, as I like using daemons more in an auxiliary role and not as the meat and potatoes of the group.>>547026130This is real cool armor at least >>547024251At this point I think it's some GW bullshit because it's so unfathomable not to have come up with that yourself. Daniel should have not existed in release and been Daniel(le) a warrior of chaos LL you can customize the initial appearance of, transforming bits and pieces until daemonic ascension.>>547023740>I think all pretty chaos minies went to 40k and AoS.I have to give it to AoS that they seem to do Chaos really well. I am trying to remember the tabletop thing I saw the varied marauders of chaos for AoS but they did a good job with it. There are exceptions, chorfs are fucking AIDs in AoS but if we got AoS:TW and it was as moddable as it is now I can see plenty of making lemonade from lemons for the more ugly designs.
The turn I confederate the fey enchantress, ikit claw fucking nukes castle carcassonne down to tier 1Give me a new campaign to play bretonnia is unbelievably shit
>>547031314>waaah waaah the faction doesn't win the game for mefiltered
>>547031221
>no Slaanesh reworkHoly lazy
>>547031583What do they even need?
>>547031251>Champions of Chaos.you're retarded
>>547031416It's more like the faction doesn't do anything and you just press end turn over and over otherwise you can't absorb other bretonnian factions>Wait for confederation simulator>Norscan army occasionally razes a minor settlement
>>547031650better vassal control
>>547031583>you have to keep rewooooorking why
>>547031946>noooo why doesn't the faction let me instantly confederate the whole map why do i have to play the game
>>547032057In what way?Their vassals already can't rebel, and you can force enemies to become vassals with the influence mechanic
>Slaanesh reworkNot needed if:- Dechala get her mechanic(s) confirmed- Masque get her own mechanics(s) confirmed- N'kari get her own mechanic(s)
>>547032290>N'kari >herehm...
>>547032290Crikey, I now understand how N'Kari inflicts terror.
>>547032253they can dislike you and that hurts my feelings
>>547024421Okay, off to punch my way through Japan now.Might do more pics tomorrow.
>>547031578>cuckfags cope
The Masque > Aislinn > Dechala > Sayl
>>547029689KINO
>>547031650this https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3465580284&searchtext=cult+slaaneshand maybe something like the vcoast infamy except it represents slaanesh's favor and the most favored slaanesh faction gets a bunch of bonuses
Lords that CA will likely add before Warhammer 3 is abandoned:NeferataMonkey KingEgrimm van HorstmannLi DaoYin YinBoris TodbringerValtenThanquolGlottkinNagash
>>547032704Don't you just loooove halloween?
>>547032290I will be mildly disappointed if N'kari doesn't get something. He's already the vassal cum-lord, all they need to do is add something onto thatMeanwhile poor Kugath gets uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>547032410She is as "he" than the Masque or any Daemonette.
The End Times will soon begin.Are you ready?
>>547032901They might bundle In Luthor Huss with Valten.Also Shadowblade
>>547032554my sister did this to me when i was a kid
>>547032901>Glottkinnot happening
>>547033010Respect his pronouns, chud. N'kari is a beautiful manly man.
Who will win the 1v1 between Karl Franz and Glottkin?
CHoose 1>Be friends with Skarbrand and he won't kill you>Be friends with N'kari and he won't tempt you>Be friends with Ku'gath and he won't make you sick>Be friends with Kairos and he won't shit on your house
>>547033558>Be friends with Kairos and he won't shit on your houseHe will make you shit on your house
>>547033486Never got the appeal of the Glottkin. I mean, they already had Tamurkhan and his Nurgle Ogres a couple of years earlier; why double down on that when they could have produced literally anything else?
>>547033558Why wouldn't I want N'kari to tempt me?
>>547032954Let me see your /twg/ ID.
>>547033773GW just loves Nurgle.
Damn I feel bad for never having played Kairos before, Tzeentch is very fun
>>547033412Yes, pronouns is "she".
>>547033773Three Big Boys working as one clusterfuck of a threat is kinda neat, and could be somewhat interesting to implement. Put them as three characters that have to be in the same army, with buffs depending on who you set as the lordThem as their own thing and Gutrot Spume for norsca would be cool but I don't want em that badly or anything
>>547034092force peace is so busted it's unreal
>>547034092Tell me about your campaign
>>547033558Skarbrand is the only logical option here, everyone else has too much baggage>N'kari being weird and jerking off all the time>Ku'gath making vile pet projects while you have to smell how bad he stinks>Kairos pranking you all the time while getting you in trouble for pranks he committed on other peopleSkarbrand has anger issues and might be a tad slow for eating dirt at mach 5, but at least he makes for an elder god tier bodyguard
>>547033412His pronouns are punching bad and jobber.
>>547034281>ctrl+f she>0 resultsNWNBAW
Hey, so I only know a little about the End Times.One of the Glottkin is that giant monster.One is a spellcaster.What does the 3rd brother do?
>>547034562Skarbrand is quite reasonable in WH3. I actually like it.
>>547034713Poses for the cameras
>>547034467I'm just starting, I never bought shadows of change and in general really disliked the monogod armies in 3, but I picked it up in a sale today so I'm giving tzeentch a goSarthorael is gone already....
>>547034751>>547034562ku'gath is reasonabler thoughhttps://youtu.be/ts7MJxkCmDA?t=106He'd be a bro
>>547034467well right now i'm playing rimworld for the first time and one of my settlers was almost eaten by a bear
>>547034010I can understand why they do. >Khorne- Big angry red spikey demons. The most painfully generic thing in existence. + Melee heavy and fighting heavy makes them great for video games>Slaanesh- The more risque look inhibits it, unique as they are.- Too fast, too nimble for most video games (Imagine chaff of slaanesh in Space Marine 2)>Tzeentch+ Very distinct visually, not commonly done as demons- Chaff isn't as readily available, though Rubric Marines are an option for sturdy tough enemies>Nurgle+ Perfect for video games as you have both chaff enemies and elite enemies+ straightforward theming~ Both visually distinct and not visually distinct. Other games or settings have fat bloated guys, have zombies and rot, but Nurgle's green rot is generally it's own thing. It tends to emphasize the life aspect as much as the death and decay.
>>547034713Otto is the melee champion with the scythe.Ethrac is the nurgle sorcererGhurek is the spawnThey are one model on the TT but in the plot they fight separately. Otto kills Karl in a duel.
>>547033558>SkarbrandHe drags you along to fights because you're his fren>N'kariHe likes to do exhibitionism. Not to tempt you but to give you entertainment. "Think of it like your Nippon illustrated manuscripts" he says.>Ku'gathMakes me think you can consume his potions but they don't get you sick. Literally - not asymptomatically rotting, to you it just tastes like regular soup/broth/food - not gross either, but not always good. He wants someone who can tell him how his brew tastes on a culinarian level.>KairosYou know the autistic friend who loves to ramble off about esoteric subjects to you?Yeah.
>>547034939Now tell me you could go hang at Ku'gath's place without instantly choking to death on the rancid stench
>>547035236And where did they train? ON THE FARM!?
>>547035313I'm healthier than a random old guy
>>547035335When their parents were killed by the Empire they created their own warband in Norsca and moved to the chaos wastes to walk the road of champions.
>>547034713Who got the best deal here?
>>547035779Ethrac. Nurgle sorcery is the miracle his mother always wanted to learn.
>>547035305>Think of it like your Nippon illustrated manuscripIs he punishing me for my sins
>>547033558At this point you're screwed, your soul is guaranteed to be going to the one of the Four you pick the daemon of. You're probably too sick to be affected by Ku'gath anyway, Skarbrand wants to kill everyone in a huge radius together with you or without you, you are too perverse to even need N'kari's temptation, and Kairos knows how to make you shit on your own car to establish dominance over the fucking pigeons. I guess I go for N'kari, but I think if you're such friends with any of the 4 greater daemons you're more than halfway to daemonhood, if not already there
>>547032554Nice and cute, saved.Thkwish there's a version without the makeup box somewhere
>>547035085I always felt like GW made Khorne too generic or at the very least they sell Khorne like this for most of the time.
>>547036458>if not already therethen why choose to be a daemon prince of slaaneshit's the worst deal out of the 4
>Someone makes new Amazons mod>They cover up the tits and assStill waiting to boot up 3 again....
>>547036821I dunno, I'd go for either Tzeentch or Slaanesh. For my daemonhood I don't want to be an ugly diseased fatass autist, I don't want to be a rage autist, being an autist (regular + bird) and autist (coomer) is preferable, but at this point of "friends with biggest deal daemon" your princehood is about guaranteed for Slaanesh, but it may not be for Tzeentch. He may pull one on me and turn me into a spawn or do something even worse for no real reason I can comprehend, Slaanesh/N'kari may too but the odds are way lower. Being a friend of Skarbrand's may not make princehood any easier because of his relationship with Khorne being complicated. Ku'gath IS an absolute bro though and Nurgle is the most likely to stay true unless I'm befriending Ku'gath around the time he fucked up in the lore, so maybe I am making a mistake here
>>547035236>Otto kills Karl in a duelAlmost.
>>547033558On my 99th thought I think Kairos is genuinely cute, I want to give him a hug.
>>547038087I wonder if he will be added to Warhammer 3. The power level would probably be too high but then again, Archaon is already playable.
>>547033558youtu.be/M2jz3Y8LjaY?t=33
>>547039916>Archaon is already playable.He's also pretty weak though.
>>547043132No no no. We don't accept Everchosen slander in this general.
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>>547039916China leak said something about an avatar of sigmar. Honestly I could see Sigmar, Nagash, and maybe the Cathayan emperor get in. They said no to the Cathayan emperor but are they going to ship End Times with Cathay (again, China leak that was 100% accurate) and what, have fucking Yinyin? Even the fire dragon feels kinda silly given his role is just policing the saars. The skaven already cover the comically inept shit with Thanquol. Then again Yinyin would be an excuse for a dragon more westward and involved in the end times main theatre. But she's also probably just going to be an FLC lord that borrows the maritime vibes of Aislinn.
>>547045035Also if they did the incarnate business the dumb move would be to limit it to just the actual lore ones, the smarter move would be to have it be some kind of incarnation you can achieve. IE in your campaign Mazdamundi might become the incarnate of - I can't fucking keep track of the fancy names but you know what I mean. Grimgor is the incarnate of beasts in the actual end times but in your campaign maybe it's Naestra and Arahan and maybe Chamon is Greasus Goldtooth.
Something something contractually obligated to add YinYin and Li Dao
Any lords who were made much more fun recently? I was thinking about Nakai since he's on the opposite side of the world, but I'm down for anyone no matter if its order/destruction.
Liu Bei campaign = send Guan Yu to kill enemy armyCao Cao campaign = send Xiahou Dun to kill enemy armyDong Zhuo campaign = send Lu Bu to kill enemy armyChinese generals are truly incredible strategists.
YinYin will have even stronger campaign mechanics than Aislinn but will have a bullshit start position.
>>547046814>got lost and ended up next to Kairoslvdokino
poor, brown tranny porn addicts ruined the thread againcant wait for 40k to wash them away in a tide of on topic game and lore discussion for years
I was watching some Tides of Torment multiplayer games and it seems like the Masque is really solid.Tiny target with great stats and a good mortis engine.
>>547048259You are delusional if you think every other 40k post isn't gonna be eldar/sororitas/guard waifu spam.
Dios mios!
>>547049193I'm looking forward to the genestealer art, personally.
>>547049476The leader of the strongest faction in Total War history.What an honour.
>>547049724I want both.
Haven't touched the game in a while, want to get back into it. I read somewhere that one of the patches broke the AI of a couple of faction in Immortal Empires. Is that shit fixed now? If it is, is there any other new shit that would fuck up my IE fun?
>>547049193I'm waiting for the greater good women.
>>547051614organic post
>>547031578Plebeian insert optionsReal ones insert as the character being fought over
>>547025474Greenskins and Dwarfs release WHEN!?
>>547046519you selected the wrong game mode on accident
>>547036668>wish there's a version without the makeup box somewhereNah, these are more about the joke.Drawing naked bodies is great anatomy practice, but making it actually look good takes a lot of polish and time; more than I'm willing to invest in some random doodle.
Have they said whether or not the siege rework is coming with ToT?
Haven't been following ToT showcases for the past week. Did we win?
>>547061939No mention so far, so no.Maybe first quarter of 2026 if we're lucky.
>>547062090Bigly
>>547062090No only Helves got anything "new" and that's just the Skycutter and a Dread Saurian reskin.The other two got variant spam.
>>547062090Volound and Legend are playing bingo in the same nursing home as we speak
>>547062090Aislinn looks good & the HE update fixes the few issues the race still had.Norsca gets some cav that makes non-monster stacks a bit more viable.Dechalla gets a bunch of new high tier Slaansesh unit, DE crossbows and a qt cenobyte gf.
>>547062383the norscan sandoworm is new too
>>547062090we lost big timelegend confirmed he isn't buying ToT
>>547062090sotek said its good
>>547062090we won big timelegend confirmed he isn't samefagging in /twg/ anymore
>>547063181>Sotek SaidWhy would I care what that fat, dishevelled faggot thinks?
>>547063281Hi Legend
>>547063281sotek is /ourguy/
>>547063501>>547063378the only people who hate legend in /twg/ are indian vtranny porn addicts
>>546939472K i n o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrwUWF0d_kw
>>546924273:((Who is the little goblin in the middle bottom ?)
>>547067998Was for (you) >>547059583
If I want to quintessential Kislev experience, which LL do I go for? And is that DLC for them worth it?
>>547068604Get the 'Guns of Erengrad' mod and 'The Motherland'.Pick Kostaltyn and do NOT recruit ice witches.
>>546932056I want the End Times, but without Balthasar Gelt "betraying" the empire. (I know it wasn't a conscious betrayal, but still)I like the funny yellow mask guy and I don't want to see his character destroyed by a bunch of fanfic tier troon writersEnough with the shaming rituals
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>turn 21>short victory completewhat the fuck