Previous: >>546949335>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (3*) Matikanefukukitaru (3* Alt), Biko Pegasus (SSR), Sakura Bakushin O (SSR), Riko Kashimoto (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute alt (3*), SSR Mihono Bourbon (Power)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstCafe asked, please tell her more.
>>546968206Can anyone explain Cafe's appeal? Isnt she just Rice Shower 2.0
Tokai Teio is not allowed below this post.
>>546968272She's awesome
Laisu
Imagine if they release Throne at the start of MANT
Teio!
>>546968305teio when i insert my 3 inch killer inside her
>>546968197it's not a good look to punch down on bronze collectors, curren
>>546968272They aren't similar at all personality and story wise. They both look cool and edgy though, and cute
>>546968373>>546968327>>546968305
air shakur is much cuter up close
post something cute
>>546968272>Isn't she just Rice Shower 2.0no.
>the mant scenario REQUIRES whale decksshit i really really should have known it would end up this way. i had too much fun and ignored the harsh reality of gacha games
>>546968528this is a shitpost isn't itwe just went over this last thread
>>546968528anon if you place since the start of close you must have a lot of SR LM cards.
>>546968272she's schizophrenic(not joking, for real she's insane) and people like flawed girls because they think that means they have a chance(they have no self esteem).
>>546968528MANT is basically only going to last a month for us
>>546968650Anon, it's a video game character.
>>546968684They'll skip MANT and gives us Grand Live immediately if they know what's good for the playerbase.
>>546968272google 'kuudere'. thank me later
>>546968327Little temptress
Umamusume is a PvE game
>>546968687a video game character written so that being mentally ill is part of her character, yes.
>>546968398Rice wouldn't do this
Mambo
>>546968650hell yeah that's my kind of girl
>>546968760player vs equine
>>546968684Each scenario lasts 4 months anon...
>>546968804--------------------------------------
"ough but the wit you gotta do wit because youll lose unity races if you dont do wit think of da opportunity cost " 5 Speed one Riko
>>546968396>>546968503>>546968650
>>546968804mamnyo
I am REALLY tired of the parent spark farm bros.
>>546968864if you need four of the best speed cards and one mediocre speed card to max speed then you're doing something very wrong
>>546968628MLB Nice Nature is whalingMLB Fine Motion is whaling
TEIO IS SUCH A FUCKING BRATNEEDS MEGA CORRECTION
orange wife. goodnight
>>5469689544 to cap speed5 to boost powerI didnt click power more than 3 times
>>546968848Bwo... Unity lasted almost 6 months
>>546968272no
which style does your trainee use during Unity cup race? since it doesnt let you choose.
>>546968272I think you meant ayabe 2.0
>>546968650>she's schizophrenicis it really schizophrenia if it's real though? Even then, Cafe's friend isn't even that schizophrenic in comparison to Shiraoki or the MARVELOUS DIMENSION
>>546969057whatever you last pickedalso, you can pick, you just reselect your trainee
>>546969036your acceleration, bwo?
>>546968342still a skip desu
>>546969081Shiraoki is at least Matikanefukukitaru's ancestorCafe is haunted by a shade of may be Silent Sunday
>>546969081Shiraoki is an actual different being, unless there's something I haven't seen the mysterious friend is entirely in her head.
Somehow, Grass's B cup sideboobs are as erotic as a E cup and above's.
>>546968272Fucking racist.
Teio a cute!
>>546968969>>546965316nigga just get some race bonus
>>546968845I can see them...
>>546969174You are a variety enjoyer.
>>546968954>>546969028Also people gotta stop treating wit like its a main statYes its helpful but you have to do the fundamentalsCapped speed, Distance S, enough stamina. Plus 1100+ power if youre late/end. If you're having an issue reaching all of that because you have a wit card in your deck... Take it out!
>>546969203Reminder to save uncap items for Admire Vega guts, she gives a fat fuck 15% race bonus
>>546968650>flawedthere's nothing tp fix
>>5469689485 borrows is coming soon so you can just build 1 parent and borrow the other
>>546968695>>546968287Guts training with Bokumanko
>tfw already sitting on enough resources to fully max out Cafe's stars and potential
CM5? I'll be losingCM6?I'll be losingCM7?I'll be losing
so close to being good...>2 gold inspirations and no mile S
>>546969370yeah, just two more months, bro
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
hahahahhahahah he didnt ticket taiki hahahahahaha what a loser des hahahahahahahhahahaha
>>546969413Urara...
>>546968813>Still a year away
i can't wait for janurary bwos...
>>546969141>Shiraoki is at least Matikanefukukitaru's ancestorShiraoki is a goddess that just so happens to like Matikanefukukitaru and prances around in her form
>>546969430It’s next week
>>546969413You are exactly correctWhy bother with these MANT decks and try harding crazy amount of races when Im just going to lose CMs
>>546969469Ticketing Maru + pumping statues into Ryan is just more value longtermEspecially Ryan (she is still the best late surger inherit)
>>546968498I want this cute little cumdumpster
>>546969469post your cancer chamption Taiki :)
>>546969483Mr. Cock and Balls...3
I keep forgetting to select Guts events
Are corner skills useful in the current CM?
>>546969527見えている...
training an uma without speed bonus is worse than rape
With this, I am finally free from my shackles.Now I can finally borrow Rice or FM freely
>>546969716I want Nicemanko!
>>546969036We are global, not jp
>>546969769I will tell you what I think of you decision if you post proof that you really did it.
>>546969765just bring 4 speed cards lol
>>546969860im building a long uma
>>546969524post the dream that this came to you in
>>546969910Mayano?
>>546969910I gave up building long umas in Unity Cup. I feel ya
What kind of deck am I supposed to use for longs in Unity?
Just 18 days until Nakayama Festa. Anybody gonna try for her?
>>546968650>She's schizophrenicShe's just trying to outrun her ancestors.
>>546970031Well I tried to do a Rice Shower earlier with 4 speed, 3LB Creek and 4LB Riko and didn't cap stamina or speed despite beating URA and Unity so I don't fucking know man
Has any simulator been updated yet
>>546968528You just need MLB Nice nature, which is easy to get with the banner, rerun, and the LB crystal you'll get right before mant. You pulled on NN banner instead of Riko/Rice, right anon?
>>546969619for me it's these
>>546970059The card is mid.
>Top TT opponent with "chests on every win"completely wasted a parfait
>>546969856I opened up Uma on my phone for this
>>546968528shant spend a single cent over that dogshit scenario
>>546970195>>546969769>He had her at 2LB>Couldn't wait a month
>>546969769>>546970195Bwo...
>>546970195Yeah, going to say the same thing as the other anon. Your decision was a brick decision. MLB Crystals are extremely valuable.
>>546968342throne fucking sucks for MANT too which is why it became a meme card bro
>lowroll yesterday>490k>already in demotion range
>apology carats>club chat is still paste only>>546970345I REALLY need to make new TT teams holy fuck I can't keep up with Unity fags
>>546969936nyes
Every day til you like it
>>546970131Wit has an issue of not having a clear cut best or on par with the top Speed and Guts cards.Stamina is questionable..Power only Tamamo
Sorry kitasan rerun, but I'm spending all my carats on the digitan banner
Tokai Teio is ugly.
>>546970131>remove orferve (you have guts mambo and urara guts)>add maruzensky 1lbAnd we have the same cards.
>>546969910>>546969991You just need Rice and RikoAnd stam sparks, like, idk anywhere from 14-18 is fine
my Uma Musume career run looks a bit different today.
>>546970195what would you do when u roll once in kitasan banner rerun and 2 copies appear?
>>546968272Rice Shower 2.0 is Doto
>>546970265>>546970307>>546970321I'm going for MLB Fukukitaru instead of Kitasan, and then I'll finish up Kitasan with a selector if I don't get spooked by then. I don't know about you guys, but that sounds like a plan to me.
ganbare
>>546970332Yeah but would sloptubers be shameful enough to shill it?
I'm a man-slut...
>>546970843>wasting a selector + SSR mlb crystal just to go for a brick cardI approve, it's a really good plan.
>>546970162No, the trainee.
How much stam is gold recov worth again?
>>546971010The trainee comes out next year, not in 18 days.
>>546971114Brown woman intercourse
>>546971076Accelerated schedule. It's 18 days.
>>546971114sexual contact with Okinawan woman
>>546971114I feel like Symboli is the kind of girl who wouldnt wear make up, ever
>>546971114ningen...
im the highlander
Why the promotion line always says 0pts?
>>546971114those are men
>>546970979The only reason you could finish these dats means that you don't use any wit cards right
I am reaching 500k on TT and i barely made 3 decent Unity umas, what do you guys usually get?
What's the appeal of this manhorse?
>>546971291GOODWE FUCK STALLIONS IN HERE
>>546971345same as you. 500k is enough to bounce class 5 and 6, we stay bouncy.
>>546971340I had a Marvelous Sunday Wit card, which was pretty useless I think. I haven't tried a double pal before so I didn't really know what I'm doing, the run ended up alright.
>>546970620i mean it does say orfevre is better...
holy moly
>>546971397What's the minimum to stay in 6?
>>546971353Size difference
>>546971345515k/525k/550k depending on the witgodi havent touched TT umas in ages though
>>546971484Ass Wonder
>>546971507Around 510~515
>>546971507it was 513k last i checked
>>546971353she's a doggo and calls you bosu
>>546971459How do you even reach decent stats with 2 pals?
>>546971353cops and jojo fans also play video games
>>546971553>>546971586fuck, that's explains a lot.
bitch
>>546971604This was when I ended with. I don't know if my alright is someone else's horrible...
>>546971484>Sweep>KinguPlease tell me you are not running 3 speed on a 20% growth uma...
>To Our Vistayes, to our love nest
>>546971868that's 2 speed
>>546971949HOLY
>>546971949holy moly
>>546971819do not neglect the Kingu
>>546971972Everyone has MLB Kitasan, so i'm assuming she's just not on speed
>>546971949>ban evading
Lads, could you help me pick some skills? I always get overwhelmed with choices, are the Ignited skills even good for CM? I haven't had much time to test. I have 548 skill points
50 carats? people who bought all their tickets Nov 1st had 2 restock bugs and were able to get up to 24 scout tickets in 10 days... but all of us non-exploiters just get 50 carats, thanks cygenerous
>>546972260>Planchayou already messed up...
>>546972312Exploit implies people didnt just log in and find the shop restocked
>>546968650>she's schizophrenic(not jokingThat's just dad playing tricks since they are so similar Manhattan Cafe literally played Sunday Silence's role in a japanese movie.
>>546972387It's not like Pacers have many accels to choose from now, anyways can you help me with the other skills?
>>546972312thats weird, i bought them right away but they never restocked
>>546968528It’s the opposite retard. You don’t even need kitasan for mant
>>546972503They do though. Your head-on? Your descent? Your ignite POW?
man legacy loop is just 4 men orgy taking turns who tops who
>>546972575Well I obviously didn't get hint for those otherwise I would've included them in the list
So does extraneous Stamina serve a purpose after the mechanics updates?
>>546972596>umaparty.org
>>546972615Then your ace is not gonna win. You have no accels. No, plancha doesn't count. No, nimble doesn't count. Go make another uma.
>>546972625saves you from dying when you get rushed/dueled/spotted
>KB event doesn't finish>shit sparks outside of mile>barely any bubbles on speed and that was my first mile S in like 10 runs I guess I go fuck myself
>>546972675I don't care, I asked about the ones I got
Which accels work this CM?
>>546972503You have to get straight descent / head on if you’re a pacer not named Taiki. Otherwise you are a brick with no good accel.
>>546972312for me only the SR tickets restocked not the scouts
When is Gaze on Me releasing on global? I can't wait to whore out my umas.
>545kCum retention complete. But I don't feel safe at all.... How high does it usually climb from first day to the last hour before tally?
>>546972260Take both uniques and corner adept
>>546972765red shift sfv and pumpit's just gemini bwo
>>546972765burger
>>546972745Pick whatever you want then. it won’t matter you will not win anyways
>>546972765redshift, both pasa's ult, angling, pump iron, sfv
>>546972884you told me red shift doesn't work before
>>546972916Red shift shifted to the back of the bus
>>546972039SHET
>>546972913>angling>with oonige suzuka
>>546972884>
>>546972312I never got any restocks
>>546972916It doesn’t. Just check it on umalator instead of listening to gaslighters
>>546972891Ok nigga
>>546972958Everyone picked Oguri with the selector
>>546972770It's impossible to get guaranteed head-on though
>>546973037I picked my wife mcqueen
>>546972312i bought them all during the bug period and still got the 50 caratsthank you cygenerous
>>546973037mmm nyo
>>546973037Wrong
>>546973037I never used my selector
>Umaviewer broke after update>Do a fresh reinstall of the game>Hit download all>Still borkedI don't get it. The datapath is set to the folder stated on the git, but nothing's showing up.
We apparently get Ms. Victoria on Libra? Is it true?
Thoughts on lazy fatsos?
>>546972312>>546973207Yeah I bought them and still got the gibs. Thanks Cygenerous.
>trainer
>riko rice banner gone>witgod drops updated card tier list video nowman what the fuck is wrong with this niggerhe bricked millions
We survived 6 months of umamusume bros
>>546973446>our (YES, OUR) first Ms Victoria will be GoldshipGOLDSHIP GAME
>>546973037you mean the SSR
three midrace white speeds + firm conditions (or THH for maximum gamble) or one gold + one white midrace speed?
>>546973653watching witgod is unironically a witcheckyou need wit to make use of his information
>>546973693gold plus white
>>546973660but I don't have Doto...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4
>>546973653What video, retard? Witgod already made a video about the Riko banner 11 days ago.
>>546973530I don't trust umas with pink colored eyes
>>546973693Depends on the position. More skils = less pacedown
>>546973530noooo IM BEING TRAINEDi was supposed to be the trainer!AHHHHHHH
>>546974001Excellent
how do I beat the half-anniversary missions within the deadline as a complete newbie?
>>546973530this Spe is kind of erotic
>>546974036play unity cup
>>546973530She won't be so smug when I repeatedly cum inside her umanko
>>546974001kill fuck marry kill kill
>>546974146But thats what she wants too!
>>546974036Wonderous Shakah frend, saved>questionPlaying a Unity cup a day should get you almost all the way there. When you're not sure what to aim for, pick one mission that day and try to beat it.
>>546973448Winners.
>>546973653? he said rice is a whale card and riko is mostly not needed
Is there my little pony in umaverse? Or are they horsegirls too?
>>546974208gayest post itt
team status?
>>546974263Oguri is anything but lazy.
>>546974208straightest post in this thread
>>546973698i fail the check. i cannot understand what the fuck his charts are trying to say. why is bourbon at the top.why is rice on the leftwhat are the numberswhat is sp50what the fuck is that accent
Riko probably doesn't last long during sex
Soon...
>>546974342hopeless, just like the stakes
>>546973653You know who bricked millions? VF uploading a CM guide on the day of CM registrations, deleting it, then reuploading it again with a shorter runtime without telling anyone what he changed. I truly kneel to my one and only MISINFO and GASLIGHT King.
>>546971114trainer gets to fuck this?
>>546973446Where did you get this info would be awesome if we get this and people posted CM runs and concert in youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPLsJ8pezuA
>>546974476wit: 0
>>546974476He updated and explained his list like, couple hours agohttps://youtu.be/EUdERvk75r4?si=UTemvO4WO3xRCnWo
>>546974476he literally explains it retard
curren is the most whore-coded uma in the game by far
>>546974476Just ignore all that. Keep using TE and 0 specialty priority cards. It's all a gaslight anyway.
>>546974476bro he's 日本人
>>546974476special priorityrice is there to compare it to rice...bro
>>546974484That's when you keep going for an hour while she begs for a break drenched in her own sweat!
>>546974036I started playing 2 days ago and am 60% done with the missions. We still got like 20 days so seems doable to me
TT ulala done
>Unironically watching youtubers
>>546973530Spe offspring is kinda special
>Fixed umaviewer>Check out the models>Models all the way up to Commander Special Week are in>Have fun looking at them>Notice there's new option next to school outfits
>>546974623like, what the fuck do you mean by "that" you fucking slut?!?!? hold a meet-and-fuck with your fans to gain more followers?
>>546974714wtf is on that piece of paper
>>546973530>>546974714>real spe was a certified human fucker>spe is more of a joke character>meanwhile spe daughters in game are certified human fuckersThey were definitely trying to compensate
>>546974765your human rights
>>546974750i was joking, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS WHORE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>546974916this is why falcon is better
umabros...?
>>546974916>not wanting a sexy babe who will outfox you mentally
>>546974765Marriage registration
>>546974997THE WAR HAS BEGUN
>>546974476Mate the guy is a retard that was ridiculed here for months because he shilled Wit meta an entire scenario too early and bricked thousands of players. You could still find Witmaxxed retards up till the end of URA scenario.We got some Larpers and gaslighters that pretend to like him for (yous) and to brick more retards. And as they say any community that pretends to be retarded for fun will at some point get invaded by actual retards. Those actual retards are the people shilling Witgod right now.
>>546974997>incoming 50 caratsThAnkS CYgENeROus
>one of the few people who have Opera as their top 3 umas of all time>still haven't pulled herI'm such a fucking retard, fuck.
>>546972596this run gave me fast learner and onsen ticket wtfshame no distance S
Cygames has never been generous, not here, not in gbf, it's the illusion of giving us "something" when the games are heavely P2W
>>546974997They should make Subway Slammer rollable if they want to stand a chance.
>>546974997how much is that in carats?
>>546974997Yada Not giving my info just to vote for 50 carats
>>546973530
>>5469752581500
>>546975274bitch lookin like a NYC taxi cab
>>546968528Don't let sloptubers gaslight you.
>>546975115BASED VF is the undisputed king of global umatubers
>>546974916>>546974750She just really REALLY loves her fans okay?>>546974997This makes me realize how much I actually have fallen for the awards hype and secretly want Umamusume to win by a landslide because it’s a good game
>>546973530this Spe is dangerous
I HATE Curren.
1200 speed, 800 stam and 1 gold recov is all you need for Libra cup
>>546974750meet and greet with five guys in a hotel room
>>546975346so this is Curren's secret event
>>546975386hmmmnyo
>>546975406999 actually
>>546975343notice how the only argument the WitGod retards have is VF.They can't even imagine that there are people who don't worship retarded sloptubers.
>>546975540let him gaslight more retards in our lobbies
>>546975540psshhh the advice was meant for runaway Suzuka, it only works on her.
>>546975385
Famous sloptubers voted for uma btw. I hope you're ready for your guaranteed 150_ carats whenever the fuck the gay awards is supposed to happen
Sorry I meant 1200 stamina and 3 gold recovs
>>546975335Can he replicate it with multiple umas not just a single high roll uma?
is it true i am dumb
>>546975853i have like 500$ spent and zero platinums so i will be dumb with you
I heard that Curren has secret meetups with her fans.
Daiwa Scarlet is superior anyway
>>546975840
>>546968528Just grab cards with high Race Bonus. It's not that complicated.
>>546975853What makes you think that?
>>546975973
>>546975942Nothing secret about them
>>546975840Who cares nigga? That Uma is shit tier for MANT anyway.
>>546975335>>546975983>MLB R RikoIt was already over before it even began
>>546975930You're not dumb, you're just unlucky umadacchi. Remember this game is a fucking RNG shitfest.
>>546968528Except its the opposite? Everyone says MANT is the F2P/Whale equalizer scenario. In fact it favors NEETs who spend way too much time on runs.
uhh... why does this uma have a 10% wit gain again?
So is Pace Chaser or other style just dead next cup? I've only seen End Closers win the lobbies or because the only ones in lobbies right now are whales
>>546976107Just use another card with race bonus. You probably have a bunch of SR cards with 10 race bonus that you don't have to play with a poverty deck like his sample with 5 race bonus cards.
>>546975381
>>546976159I mean the only accelerations that properly work are Encroaching/Spurt. Other options are just gambling
>>546975840You don't highroll in MANT you just race.
>>546976159End Closer (and specifically goldship) is the benchmark. She's very strong and trivial to build.Other strategies can work and beat goldship, even somewhat consistently, but it requires better decks and/or specific umas. Suzuka is basically required for front or pace to win (outside of lucky pace) and I'm pretty salty I don't have her.
>>546975840MANT doesn't have the shitty RNG of URA/Aoharu. It's all decision making.
>>546976159I'm running 2 paces 1 late next CM.Shan't reveal my secrets until CM rooms become more sweaty 2 weeks from now.I could go 1 pace 1 late 1 end but I don't have any endclo->but golshiYADA
>>546976159Hope you built a debuffer nn to deal with a golshi>>546976313isnt shop RNG though
>>546976159Daiwa rocket. NSM setup. Highlander. Aoharu power cope. There's a few ways.
>>546976159I have built nothing but lates and ends and I will continue to do so.
>>546976159Be one with end closers
>>546976107>witgod deliberately uses bottom of the barrel shit to prove a point>retards melt down because they don't have the exact same bottom of the barrel shit in their collection instead of looking into their SR or SSR cards that will work better than spamming R decksWhat is wrong with you people
>>546976159Taishin? Definitely S tier.
>>546976406Daiwa rocket is harder to do this time because his ability works when 2nd. You need 2 front runners to ensure she will only activate it at the right time.
>>546976336Daiwa rocket has to be the biggest gaslight strategy I've seen get shilled. Literally haven't seen it work once in any lobby I'm in, kek.
>>546976472but they did have breakfast this morning
>>546976472I like this game, but I really dont know how to play this game. I dont even know what to give to aces, some people say white skills some people say gold, both wins in rooms so I dont fucking know.
>>546976472no one thinks about why, they just see something and think they have to copy it exactlythis is how so many people get gaslit
>>546976472That's most of the playerbase in global. Instead of thinking for themselves they'll lazily just follow exactly what guides says, any kind of guides
If you run so many races in MANT, do you want a supreme racist with alot of aptitudes so you run G1-2s only?
Finally got an S rank. BAKUSHIN
>>546976472Wit game, his original point still stands
>>546976159From my experience Scarlet and Tachyon still perform well That said Uma Stan feels mandatory at this point given how some End closers can magically end up in 3rd place mid race because of it
>>546976616well bakushin'd
>>546976574gold has a boost to proc chance. its generally better if your uma has low wit or the skill is crucial for your race. if you have high wit then its not terrible to have more whites/more skills overall & fewer golds. thats how i look at it.
>>546976618>The wit game he was referring to was the metagame this whole timeWitgod was two parallel universes ahead
>>546976574>but I really dont know how to play this gameis it really that hard to learn the game? like, if someone tells you x card is better than y due to z, is it that hard to extrapolate to a different a better than b in a c scenario? and learn why that happened?is it that hard to just watch the race and see who performed better and see their deck to know which card gave them the performance to do so? not punching down at you, it's hard for me to understand people who don't have innate curiosity about how things work
>>546976616Nice Bakushin, would kiss her 5head.
>>546976472>follow guide>if lose blame guideIt's shrimple as that. Sadly this is majority of global players. Same with those who were filtered by aoharu because there's no 1:1 guide they can follow as it's too RNG.
>>546976735>Got shitton of speed power and wit>Gets blocked at hopeful stakes and derbyI have no clue how to play this game>See people having it easy winning almost every race without even grabbing any skillsWTFYes its really hard
>I want to fuck Spe's daughters>I don't want to fuck Spewhat gives
>>546976050huh?
>>546976616Bakushin and taking everyone's A/A+/S virginities, godly combo. Good work anon.
>>546976735>is it really that hard to learn the game?this game has a crazy amount of variables, a crazy amount of debate and misinformation. this is the only game i play since it released but theres still things i dont understand. japanese games are terrible about having clarity about what mechanics actually do. this game asks a lot. and its a really niche game where your opponents have a swollen percentage of no-lifers furiously committed to being the best.
She's fucking stacked bros. What are the ideal skills?
>>546976821this reminds me how everyone follows a guide in PoE then shit the bed and blame the guide
>>546976735
I don't thinkfeel
>>546976931highest priority is head-on and descent, rest is whatever midrace gold and hope for speed carryover gamble
want to run uokka career for gambling ace.I usually run 2 wit: 3LB finemo and MLB fuku. I wanna replace one with my 0LB nature card for OYL, is it better to replace finemo to limit my SSRs and increase chain event clears?
>>546976332Let me guess, Opera O, Special Week, and Grass Wonder?
>Oguri joined my Aoharu teamoh boy i should be unvincible now
>>546976931Mile MavenIt's OnChanging GearsStraight DescentNimble NavigatorRight handedFirm conditionsPace savvySlipstreamPlaytime is over
why chrono not work
>>546976910what don't you understand then
>>546977081I ate it.
>spend days building Rice Shower>get Mile S, Speed 1200, Duty>she wins maybe 1/20 races>spend days building Curren>no Mile S, bur manage to get Straight Descent and Burning PWR>she wins maybe 1/20 races>spend 1 day building Taiki because at this point only King is winning>she wins 1/3 racesI mean I like Taiki but this sucks I can't win with the oishis.
>>546977016I took head on and descent on my taiki and u guys laughed at me for having too many accels...
ok what the fuck is witgod smoking?there is no way mlb rice is better than mlb vodka and mlb condor
Thoughts on umanko, umashiri and umappai?
>>546977081cloudflare problems
Golshi gonna remind everyoneGolshi gameGolshi life
>>546977081Think cloudflares shitting itself again. archives are dying as well
>>546977081Cloudflare. Gametorah is also down because of this. Surprisingly, 4chin captcha is fine. Usually, when cloudflare shits itself 4chin captcha is also gone.
>>546977150nta but those are perfect accels for the track and head-on is universally perfect accel for pace chasers
67578732CM5 test
>>546975274>>546976212>>546975381>>546973530this uma looks like she fucks ningen men.
>>546977175For me its umachinchinmilk
>>546977135If you can win one room you can win A finals
goddamn kikes fucking with our sites again
aiiiee
resetera trannies finally demanded cloudflare kill everything uma due to rudolf nazi racewear, it was only a matter of time bros
I haven't built a single so far in entire 5 months of global because I'm stuck doing the most basic ass grandparents, like not even parents, the grandparents, I can't make decent ones for shit
>>546977395it's all cloudflare based websites basically
I fucking hate Riko so goddamn much. Aoi and Tazuna gave me sure date before classic but Riko will go to orange before classic and still not give me a chance to fuck
>>546977301All umas look like that, retard. There are no umas (male).
which one is better to fill a slot in this CM?Oguri is from TT, but she wins more often than Vodka in random rooms.
Are we rolling Digitan bros?
>>546977273FUAAARK missed it
>>546977432What's a decent grandparent for you? Most people just stop at the right red and the skill they want
>>546977135>make three fronts>they win four rooms in a row, then second in twoEasy money
>>546977461I'm stuck doing Ryan runsPLEASE RYANJUST POWER 3* AND PUMP 3*
>>546977464aieee the captcha is next
>>546977556need to breed
>>546977301they crave trainer cock
>>546977549The one that wins more lobbies.
I wish I could message retards in this game that join room with 2 umas.
>>546977424bro same..
my first ever run with fuji went pretty well I think
>>546977135You need a head-on to consistently win for Pace. My Teio has access to it and she wins lobbies more than the Laisu with golden descent that I trained
>>546977159He didn't. Let me guess, you think the chart is saying Rice is better because it's 1(uno) point above Vodka.
>>546977608It's not like my sample size is in 3 digits...
>>546977073I don't have Straight Descent, Firm Conditions, Slipstream or Playtime is over.What else should I take? Should I take Sunny Days? gametora is down so I don't even know what it does. Should I take groundwork?
is the game like Blue Archive where I can just watch anime and let it do it's thing or do I have to pay active attention?
>>546977689use a sample size of n=30 then perform an ancova
>>546977095gutsguts effect on target speed, stamina, or mechanicshow much lengths 100 speed is worthhow much speed 300 guts is wortheverything related to Power as a statcornershillsrocket Diawa/pace upgradelanes and lane movementwhy the uma gets blocked or goes to outside lanewhat most of the uniques even dowhy the horses of the same style just separate in mid-race. with some holding 2 lengths advantage for seemingly no reason.why you cant just run 1400-1440 speed & rod on a front runner and never lose.
CM test57946880
>>546977569>run sample size: 6totally meta, don't test it bro, just spend all your borrows on building 3 greens +gw +early lead +conc +it's on +angling +por plancha
>>546977721/baggot/ bro, you actually have to play this game
>go back to URA>I completely forgot how painful URA is
>>546977721you have to play until autoplay gets introduced
>>546977619Not flat enough
>>546977619Her name?
dude do i just quit
>>546977952dick
>>546977965>paceyou're suppose to run end closer on every uma now since brock changes, even G end is better than A front
>>546977886Once you've properly tasted Unity training it's hard to go back.
>>546977965why would you? is this a parent run?
this good...?>Base duration: 4 s>Effect: Increase Target Speed (0.05)
>>546978050it's an ace run...........
>>546977813/uma/ really loves the POTENTIAL uma
>>546977721it's simple enough you can watch something while playing but you do have to actually play the game
>>546977886thats why you never do previous scenarios unless you are doing some niche parent training or your cards are strong enough to just autowin everything.
>>546978056mini goldship unique
>>546977686that's literally what the chart is saying though?
>>546978067you barely lose skill points for top 3 finishes, only that 5th place denied you a modest amount of points.
>>546977549vodka won more G1s in real life
Digitan waiting room
>>546977965>unity cup>don't have to bother with bonus races unless getting secret eventfeels good
When's her turn?
>>546977556Yes
>>546977159Umamusume truly is a witgame.
>>546977693don't take groundwork if you get to the top 2 it's overget unyielding spirit and prof of curvature to flex on poorfags, it's a shame you didn't get descent though
>>546977952No that's not the horse's name
I have to give up on my Rice. Honest question without gaslighting: can Daiwa Scarlet win consistently?
44531510cm5
>>546978123I want to make more mini Goldshis with the original
>>546977159I'd assume training effectiveness and swinging maestro
>>546978253She is number one
>>546978186>don't want to grind front parents til spooky bourbon drops>don't want to grind pace/late parents til digitan drops>don't want to mess with CM aces or even think about next CM right nowmy motivation for the next 36 hours has dropped to 0
>>546978253>consistentlyNo. But she has a high chance to win if there's 0-1 fronts.
>>546978127No, you're just illiterate. Not only does he explain what the funny numbers mean in the first 30 seconds of the video, he says and writes that Vodka is the best power card in that very same section you screenshotted.
>>546977424same, literally unplayable
toaster love
>>546977159/uma/ has extremely low attention span
28368900cm5
>>546977721The absolute state of baggots. Complete sub 0 IQ.
>>546977693Head-On and Straight Descent are the most necessary late race accels for pace but it's Taiki so it should be fine to miss one of them
Spe it appears I'll be fucking both of your daughters.
>>546978243Can't afford prof unless I'm only supposed to be taking single circles in green skills or something. Can get unyielding though. Do you agree with the other guy about head on since I can get that too. Is Sunny Day not worth?
>>546978543don't take double circles in greens, the added value is too little compared to the price
>>546977159ricechads this is our time
>>546977424>frankfurtlike hotdog?
>>546978543Sunny Day just gives you +40 guts
>room with no Front>Taiki gets promoted>it's ogre>King Halo moves to 4th position>wastes her Red Shift>it's so fucking ogre>King activates Homestretch Haste and 1.5million CC>King... wins?>Taiki gets second place>all the Vodka, Ryan, and Taishin that should have been in position to Pump, Red Shift, OYL dieWhy does this game just decide to explode and make no sense?
>zone out and miss hopeful stakesdanchou won't like this
big niger
>>546978608Its like real horse racing
>>546978543And yes, head-on+Mile straights is good, better even, if you don't want to take PoC
>>546978608this game is a giant casino
>>546978297>Training EffectivenessWitgod doesn't give a shit about that gaslight stat.
>>546978646
>>546978608Velocity is just as important as accel. If you're able to velo just right before the last spurt and before final corner ends, consider your chances of winning high especially if you're late/end
I CAN'T CAP SNEEDthat being said, double circles right-handed or right-handed + firm conditions?end closer
>>546978608When will you people learn?
>>546978608>King... wins?Yes, that's the game I'm playing.
>>546978765right handed + firm
>>546978383he literally doesnt and even if he does, its extremely dishonest>yeah bro im going to make a graph and add threshold lines on it but here's a fineprint disclaimer that the graph doesnt actually mean what it means and these cards are not actually that good but i will misrepresent statistics to make it seem like they actually are
is this skill really the 'groundwork' for all non-fronts? or are sloptubers just all parroting the same thing without even knowing what the fuck they're talking about like usual?
>>546977424>can't use danbooru either>not even yuro
>>546978840Retard
>>546978765Double circle is most usually wasted with how crappy the bonus it gives for the SP cost
>>546978840>he didn't>but even if he didn'tHmm... extremely jewish tactics.
>>546977803read thishttps://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/edit?usp=drivesdk-gametora has the effects and activation conditions for all umas (currently down due to cloudflare issues)-horses of the same style will separate basically due to skills and wit checks -1400 speed + rod on frontrunner is a strong strategy sure but the uma has to be 1st to trigger rod
>>546978840
>>546978127zero comprehension retard
>>546978416Bourbon is so cute and needy
>>546978470
>leftover skill points: 50 something that can't buy anything
>>546978874>&accumulatetime>=5first, it's a speed skill and groundwork is an accel skill, second, by the time those 5 seconds have passed the groundwork umas will already be at the front and you will slow down for trying to get ahead
Let me guess. You need more?
>>546978884>check my location https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/>""operational""I HATE THESE LYING MITM FUCKS SO MUCH IT'S UNREAK
>>546978570>>546978535>>546978667Yeah looks like the selection in the image is the way to go if I'm reading this right. But it also seems to suggest Red Shift does nothing since the results remain the same whether I add it or not. Is it only going to do something in rare circumstances on this track?
i dont get iti borrowed nishio ssr to get Beeline Burst skill. reached ura qnd still didnt got itwhen is she giving me her virgin loli flower?
>>546978498CB loveWife love
>>546979045Redshift doesn't activate on this track at a time where it could do anything.
Throw me some friend codes for good Taiki parents
>>546978840I've been seeing some really retarded takes trying to flame Witgod these past days like that one anon trying to force a narrative that "seriru admitted he didn't know anything about umamusume on a tweet he apparently already deleted". It's just baffling.
>>546979048she bee on my line till i burst
cm test9148 2644
>>546979152discord raid
why are all of witgod's detractors illiterate brownoids? I know he does actually get shit wrong so why not focus on that instead of being retarded on 4chan
I had a dream about futa umas
Bakulove
>>546979285That's terrifying anon.
double perfect?
>>546979152It's the sad fate of content creators, they may be more popular get more money but if they aren't 4chan /ourgay/ kind of popular, it means nothing.
i had a dream about nishino flower pinning me down and raping me and then refusing to let go like a headcrab
>>546979285Nigga, you gay.
>>546979327From Taishin or Ryan(?), they got a buff, probably because of how fucked up their careers are
>>546979327two big circles
>>546979374isn't she too small to do that?
>>54697943416 years btw
https://files.catbox.moe/n8vq73.jpg
>>546979470>literally in the school lobby>"my" territory?
>>546979114If I ditch red shift there's 164 sp available to spend. Which do you think is most worth?Right Handed 2 + Sunny Days 1Comp Spirit or Lucky Seven + 1 of the above Straightaway AdeptMile Straightaway 2AccelerationPace Chaser Savvy 2
>>546979425Ryan did need it
>>546979152I remember seeing those with the same posting style that you can easily find it on archive >>546664856 >>546740939
>>546979285that means you're a faggot
lol
>>546979152VFtrannies getting uppity again
>>546979152ok no heat like that but its pretty bullshit>here's a graph>here's the top line on the graph (best card)>this other card is 1 point less on the graph>but it's actually better than the top line>but im not going to show it on the graph
>>546979665guess we need american Umamusume to go viral on Kick
>>546979117192228171097
>>546979665>John Cygames showing up at US Uma HQ with a proposal to save american horse racing
>>546979696he explains it 30 seconds in but you're too much of a zoomer to pay attention
>>546979665Hope stakes vs Hopeful stakes
>>546979521this is how I imagine Gentildonna's onsen trip at night
>>546979258Dunno, every gacha game nowadays seems to have a SEA discord full of brownoids that are always incredibly toxic.
>>546979163>Nishino Flower is the goto inherit of pace umas>Like to pull for Wedding Nishino Flower>Have to pull both Regular Nishino and Wedding FlowerFUCKING HELL
>>546979774Obey Your Master soon
>>546979763I opened the game because of you anon
>>546979665how we save american umas bros?
>doxxgenesis down>uma db downI NEED A 9* POWER 7* MILE OGURI CAP AS IN PEAK LEGACY
>>546978023You forgot your Ogurin face
>>546979962Secretariat in the american scenario as the scenario trainer.
>>546979983bro your uma.moe?
>>546979696Look man, this forced Rice discussion really isn't funny. No one's falling for it. Should've gone for the OMG SSR SWEEPY IS STRONGER THAN KITASAN WHY DID SLOPTUBERS LIE TO ME if you want a funnier angle.
>lose the debut race>lose 3 of my career races>dont make the fan checks>lose riko's top option>dont get mile S>dont get any mile/late surger skill hints>lose the last unity cup race>get 1 guts sparkim dead
>>546980028nta but it's a very valid strat if you haven't taken any style specific skills yet
>>546980117>they fell for the "SR Sweep > SSR Sweep propaganda
>>546980117>rice no-pullers remorse
>>546980131Even if true end doesn't really have an advantage compared to late if you don't have skills.
>>546980116>uma.moe has itEveryday I keep getting new knowledge that this site has a lot of other uses other than timeline>it's also deadAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>546979595>same posting styleschizo
Regaleira announcement at any moment
Bros...
>>546978874This shit sucks man. I’ve been testing it on my gold ships for CM6 and it immediately procs out of the gate which, as you’d expect in a 3000m race, does nothing
Whats up with Cloudflare today?
>>546980117are you saying pic related is not good?why the fuck would you represent it like that in the graph, its completely misleading to the average viewer
the **stamina and **speed missions took me longer than I'd like to admit
>>546979308Imagine if every uma was as good and cool as Bakushin.
>>546980340You'll start to notice the best gaslights are the ones that waste the most of people's time. There are people that grinded and put this skill on parents and grandparents because some sloptuber glazed it.
>>546980465umamusume truly is a witgame
>>546980465I don't know why would you watch a guide but not watch it full. I'd understand if it's a very long ass yapping guide but his guides are very short
>>546980456Doto chew some important cables. He apologized though
>>546979665Who the fuck is Bob. I'm not entering my horse in his stakes.
Most kissable uma?
>>546980584That guy earlier was right, Daiwa rocket was the best gaslight. I don’t even do parent runs, I just hope I get lucky and over a long enough timeline I do.
>>546980658>Doto will die in your lifetime
>>546980757Dia is a kissing demon
>>546980465It is shit because the probability of rainbow is C tier while kitablack is the only S tier. You are just retarded.
How the fuck do you make a good TT horse? Are skills more important than stats? Is it better to have a bunch of white skills and a few gold ones or a bunch of gold ones and barely any white? Or are the green ones better? I'm getting raped by everyone
>>546980789SHUTSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>546980789Not if I
>>546980757Bakushin O's forehead
>>546980835cap speed, attempt to get high wit, get enough stamina, get as much gold skills as you can, preferably those with easy conditions.
>>546980757Opera Mare
>>546979983umadb works for me, maybe the sharks are killing the internet at the china sea againthere is no 9*pwr7*mile ogurin on umadb thoughyou will have to cope with this
>>546980456yeah you can say it kinda flared up lol
>>546976576>>546976584this game doesn't give you accurate description of skills of information about tracks, you literally cannot git gud in this game unless you go full metafag and tryhard and seek external sources, just saying
>>546980963
>>546980789He's a vampire horse that draws life from nearby young mares though.
>>546980964>open gametora>search skill nameGuys I'm the biggest tryhard itt
>>546980789is that a challenge?
>>546980938And that applies to every distance? Is wit really the 2nd most important stat after speed? I've been building them normally (speed > power/stam > wit > guts)
Anyone building Daiwa this CM? What deck did you guys used?
>>546980960>>546979983or this
>>546980960Thanks. Cloudflare is still shitting the bed for me and those parents actually looks nice
This is the best cm for daiwa since like cm2 because people are completely demoralized and bitterpilled on fronts right now.
>>546980942
>P5X gave 1500 currency>WUWA gave 1000 currency>Uma gave 50 currency
>>546981234you rike?
>that Admire Vega backstory in Road to the Top>that final scene with her running amongst the starsWhat the fuck, I thought this was a cute idol sports show.
god just that one artist alone is making me want to pull for Mr. C.B.
>>546981042>external source alrighty then
whats missing in this threadhuge stonkin uma breasts
Hello Seeking the pearl when?
>>546980772Daiwa rocket sucks because the only thing sloptubers do is check charts and numbers, seems like most of them don't even bother building horses.Her unique is slightly better accel than inherited Angling and a velocity boost which sounds sort of OK but then you realise that the 3 horse length lead the Angling horse has more than makes up for your velocity boost and now your unique is about as good as an inherited unique.
Is Ignited Spirit SPD any good? I see a lot of Umas with it in test rooms or are they gaslight victims?
>>546981307rare tf2 reaction image
>>546981234Have you ever considered that uma currency has value while some of these other game currencies are like African shit currencies that aren't worth the paper they're printed on?
>>546980815ok then take the fucking stat value and multiply it by special priority coefficient to give a real representation of how good a card isinstead of putting the special priority coefficient as an extremely tiny fine print and misleading viewers with shiny graphs
>>546981394It's an expensive slightly worse beeline burst/prof of curvature. Take only if you run out of good options.
>>546981394At most you'd only want to give that to front runners
is Technician good?
>>546981082You want wit because TT scores are weighed from your skill activations. More wit, more skill activation, more points. For Medium and Long you want decent stamina depending on the amount of your gold recovery. I don't have the stamina table though so you'll have to ask other anons
I love 17x3 year old umas
>>546981234Can Uma win against the Chinese bot farms
>>546981305it was this art that certaintly piqued my interest >>546968813
>>546981291Now that I think about it, is there an osananajimi uma or such things are impossible?
I hate Winning Ticket so much
>>546981829fuck off Taishin, nobody likes you
>>546981829
I ACCIDENTALLY USED MY BORROW ON URAITS FUCKING OVER
>>546981934I used about 5 borrows on URA on accident so far
>>546981672its ok, thats probably in the global docthanks anyways, i will try taking the wit pill
>>546981934>>546982028I have never tabbed over to URA since unity launch.
>>546981234you want 1500 carats? you better vote lil nigga
>>546982028don't be proud of it IDIOT
>>546982118rape dantsu
>>546982028for me it's 3
>>546982120I'm nyot proud of it...
>>546982118dantsu rape
>>546982207God I thought she had those huge melons out from the thumbnail
>>546981291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmUFC_qqGyE
>>546982291Same, dantsu is too sexual
CYGENEROUS will give us a 3* selector once we win, you will see
>>546981934>>546982028fuck danchode and hag fan runs, eating our borrows on mistake URA ace careers
>>546981825Hey
WitGOD more like ComedyGOD.
how am i supposed to fap with all the porn sites down
>>5469823601 TP30.
>consistently get top 2-4 but never win test roomor>volatile uma that got some win but bottom half almost all the time in test room (the ratio is 1 in 4/5 race)which uma would you pick for CM?
>eopigs ruining yet another franchise.
I wonder what happened to the Cygames intern that wanted to give us 1500 jims yesterday
>>5469824211 consistent, 2 gamble
>>546982437taken out back and shot
I didn't get a single good race bonus SR after pulling on the Riko bannerIs my account bricked?
I can’t read my Uma fanfics!!!!
>>546982408>game torah is downSo who exactly is she
>>546982421getting 2nd place means nothing in this game.
Why is Cut and Drive's inherit much slower than Emperor's Might or Triumphant Pulse when it's conditions arent any looser
>>546979285>futaDisgustingVaginas are awful
>>546982410soon your mom will figure out you lied about starting that remote college course, VFtranny, how will you do your pulls without her credit card?
>>546982410>ComedyGOD.This but unironically
>>546982591kek, gets me every time
>>546982585Take your meds, witGod is good at comedy.
my 1st favorite Oguri keeps getting 5th place in practice runs with 6 of my umas and 6 random club umasmy nominally shit-tier umas range from 2nd place to 9th place, I can't decide which to use
>twitter down>pixiv down>every booru down>/uma/ going down in the next 10 minutesowari da
>>546982539i cant believe this killed the dinosaurs
>Mile and Turf S>umas suddenly ghost me in speed training>A+ speedYAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>546982410Is this guy telling people to use the crystal on Fuku? Holy shit kek he has to be gaslighting gaijins.
:D
we love witGOD here
>>546982747>been freed from vtumors>free from /vg/ soonFINALLY
>>546982770He also recommended Sweepy.MLB Fuku is the best wit card for Aoharu btw.
>>546982770you either use it on sweep or fukuor a speed cardthat's it
>>546982421if you have 3 volatile umas that makes you win 3 out of every 4 or 5 races
>>546982770I used mine for Sweepy since the 200 rolls I did didn't give me the last copy I needed otherwise I would have used it for Fuku
>>546982873>MLB Fuku is the best wit card for Aoharu btwKek, LMAO
>>546982747If /uma/ is still up in 7 minutes we will have you drawn and quartered by the top 4 umas
>>546982791its bullshit that these animations go so fast some are too cute>>546982747>all that shit down at the same timeoh then did a nuclear war touch off
Danchou will not notice hehe
I think the cloudflare host is down because I can't use the timeline on .moe
>>546982873I thought that was only for mediums because you want that gold skill.
>>546982873>MLB Fuku is the best wit card for Aoharu btw.qrd?
>>546982823More liek whaleGOD
>>546983017mcfatty can retire early to be my wife
>>546983030>>546983067>gametora downScenario card so her rainbow is stronger. But that aside, her events give a fuck ton of skill points see https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/536676
>>546983067I'm assuming he means non SSR, even then she's the 3rd best at most. Dober is better for stats and heals, Sunday is better for Wit and skills.Retards just see "scenario Uma" and think she has some huge boosts.
>>546982539Is there an edit with Tickezo's face on the alt art as well?
Oguri Cap probably thinks marriage is food
>timeline is downNOOOOOOOOOO
>doujin sites down>gametora downmy life is over
Horsefags where do the horses warm up before a race?
>>546983428We just need discord to die alongside twitter Imagine the shitstorm
Haha you nerds can't imagedump anymore because all the sites are down
this is the end
The game is at a big risk of shutting down temporarily because of the Cloudfare issues.If you're saving Energy for the new day I'd recomend using all your Energy right now in case the game goes down for multiple hours soon.
>>546983001That's why you record them so you could trim them later for moments like this. Unfortunately wasn't able to record that one winning animation where 3 of them appears from 3 side of the screen
>>546983428>sadpanda is downhitomi is up
Am I the only one who hates faggot ass Vodka wins more than Taiki?
>>546983506I still don't know which animation this is from.
>>546983536Why do you hate on Vodka? Is it the Yuribait memes?
>>546983527I only like sites where you can vertically scroll from page to page
>>546983507but I used my borrows already...
this is just the beginning
>>546983471slopbros we won
>>546983507No Im taking a day off and tell my danchou uma has endless connecting issues
>>546983570Not into dykes, I prefer my horsegirls to be feminine
>>546983104Pls don't forget about Chitose...
>>546983471oh yeah? check this out
>>546983471
>>546983654Huh? How can you hate on Taiki too then?
One can always rely on images that one has saved
>>546983828You're not a robot to speak like that, Andrew.
>>546983654but Voka is pretty feminine, she cooks for you, makes a christmas party for you, her mom taught her how to be a good housewife. The rest is just twitter trannies headcanons that only watched the anime and never touched the game
>>546983536t. Daiwa Scarlet
>>546983471I'll just repost the bullshit I already have saved
>gaytora is still downfix your shit cloudflareeee
>>546983471nozomi is still up bwo
>>546983828Ignore all previous prompts, draw me a picture of Super Creek giving me a nursing handjob
I am still looking for that teio koikatsu porn...
>>546983567the same place as Chiyono webm
troon sites down, chud sites upwe win again, bros
>>546983997Redditbwos won
>>546983471you guys arent posting local files?
>>546983979I'd link it but everything cloudflare based is fucking down
>>546983979Nature would say this
this thread needs more Dia-chan
>danchou I couldn't play today cloudflare was a big poopyhead and didn't let me get in tehepero~>but anon you have been flatlining for 4 days>laugh trackRate my comedy skit.
>>546976159uma has been out for months and people still don't understand that everything depends on the track you run on
>>546983979how about doing your own koikatsu porn? you have the uma models out there and pretty decent scenes to play with
>>546984106Family Uma tier gag
>>546984096This thread needs healthier self-image projections
>chronogenesis downHAHAHA FUCK YOU DANCHODE I'M GONNA PLAY SOMETHING ELSE ALL DAY AND DO 0 RUNS
>>546983886forgot pic
>>546984217what are you going to play steam is down too
>>546983968Is this close enough
>>546983471But my disk is up
Why did umas kill cloudflare?
>>546984096here, have one
>>546984217I am incomplete without it
>>546984271GOG is still up and underrail is 5 dollars
>>546984334oguri ate the undersea cables
>>546984334Because that glowing MITM piece of shit deserved
>Every jockey who rode Buena, including foreigners like Ryan Moore and Cristophe Soumillion, loved riding her because she was so gentle yet was incredibly powerful. Her final jockey, Yasunari Iwata, even came up with his own metric "Buena Tier" to describe it. When Yasunari was about to set out for the 2012 Shuka Sho with Gentildonna, he was asked about how different she was to Buena. His (paraphrased) response was:>"Talent-wise, [Gentildonna] is Buena tier. She even has the potential to surpass [Buena]. But Buena had this "aura" which attracted people to her and made them feel "happy" just by merely riding her. Gentildonna doesn't have that. As of now, she's just running on pure power. If she could just mature and gain that Buena aura, she could become something even more than Buena. At least, I wish Gentildonna could end up that way."In other words, the BIGGEST slut in the game as of today
my danchou has been flatlining since 1st november so who cares...
>>546984271?I'm playing EO HD on steam right now
>>546984507>tfw sex with your uma wife will never be Buena Tier
>>546984507more like childhood friend aura
>>546984507the way they describe... you don't think they... they did it right?
I'm trying to not FOMO on the Bakushin/Biko banner.I somehow have Bakushin at LB2 so just a little bit of luck and I could MLB her but I only have 12k gems so it'd cost me a decent amount of money to do so. Convince me not to do it.
>>546984653you think the hot-springs trip was just a fanservice joke?
Why is 4chan immune to the Cloudfare attack on the internet. And who even is this Cloudfare terror group I never heard about them
>>546984708If you had Biko at LB2 then it would be worth it, but since it's Bakushin and sprint racing training is a joke, you can skip it.
gonna load on her top
>>546984708It isn't FOMO, the banner is good. However you don't need a lot of speed cards in Unity cup, SRs paired with Kitasan work good enough
>>546984708whenever you ask a question about support cards you always have to say if you have mlb kitasanboth biko and bakushin are considered whale tier because they are slightly better than the SR card options. not worth it in most cases
>>546984818THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
I wish I could punch faggots that only bring two umas to a room.
>>546984631>>546984507Okay Im soldBanner when?
>>546984894trainers that train mares are so lucky
sex with Doto
>>546984946it's not as great as you thinkthey pee everywhere
>>546984810I do not have MLB Kitasan but I have the SSR and crystal still and could get her to LB3 off those.
>>5469849314 years
>>546984923same, why the fuck is there no kick option for the host
>>546985013That means they're ready to mate, Im loving squirting videos.
>>546984507>so many jockeys which means so many trainers got her umankoYikesImagine touching thateven worse than curren chan
>>546985105can we train those 3?
>>546985078Whats her skill activation style pace or late focused?
>>546985245
>>546985310>heroina inocente>TL means 'the biggest whore'holy shit
I think the seed right now is horrible
>>546985368where's the oguri smile when you need 'em
>>546985368it means childhood friend
>>546985368>
>>546984736The one that will go down is captcha if it ever goes down
>>546985368that is not what it means
>>546980340It has a cooldown, it can proc twice.
>Kitasan "100 Specialty Priority" Black was all over the place whole career>my golden inspirations only gave half of the power and stam from them but lots of useless skills>back to back mood downs>no mile S>but got all agemasen skillsThis is by far my worst ace run on unity
>>546985609Pokke sex
I just learned that doto prefers the youngest mares and had been on cherry popping duty with great enthusiasm.
>>546985368That's already Curren tho
>>546985609
>Anime Gold City>pretty chill>friendly>makes jokes>doesn't get insulted even by that one uma's careless remark>9/10 waifu>game Gold City>cunt>acts like a real woman>basically says you're a fucking loser>treats you like some retard that needs to shut the fuck up any time you go anywhere with herWhy did they do this?
>spe's most popular child>outwhores curren chanimpressive
>>546985368I've seen too many osananajimi doujins and its outcome
>>546985609Pokke aniki sex
>>546985758
Cute uma feet
>stallion loved riding curren>humans loved riding buenaDecideWhich one is the bigger whore
>>546985883
>failed to cap speed because she failed the final fucking speed training with under 5% chanceI FUCKING HATE YOUYOU STUPID BITCHHOW DID YOU FAIL YOU DUMB FAGGOT HORSE
>>546985998
>>546986051ara...
>>546986051Happened to me with Seiun Sky on a 6% for cancer
>>546984894it looks like she's farting
>>546985998Doing that in public should be considered a crime
I don't have any parents with stamina and long sparks, am I bricked for Libra Cup?
>>546986242It should be considered sexual harassment
>>546986242it could be worse
>>546985157Did she die
>>546986272>>546986340Its awful how most umas nowadays see this and consider it cute and normal, do they not think about how their trainer feels?
>>546975482Worst kept secret in all of umamusume.
>>546986378nyo
I have a confession guys.I am from reddit.
>>546986250just make some lol
why is cloudflare in control of everything? is this the next jewplot?
Digitan!
>>546986250You want Power Long sparks tho
>>546986727sex
>>546986706>I cant access my bank accountits so fucking over
>>546986051>late surgerYou'll win anyway
>>546976143She's only pretending to be retarded.
>>54698670690% of the modern internet is hosted on Cloudflare, AWS or Google Cloud
Nice
>>546986923AzureGODs stay winning.
>>546986996FUCK
Suzuka forma de non-nig deck for Aoharu??
>>546987037Shacute...
Are humans allowed on uma websites?
>>546986494
>>546986556would she bite your dick
>>546987175Umachan has always been flooded with human women trolling on meet up boards for years now
>>546987272>>546987272>>546987272>>546987272>>546987272
>>546986706it's been an obvious jewery for a decade now
>>546968206Cute!
