>>546892330>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing>galleryhttps://files.riichi.moe/mjg/oc/tourneys/arts%20and%20crafts%206/
holy tokerass
>>546988450Toki internet Toki thread
holy ryuukass
Mahjong.
Cloudflare is back.
>>546988651heh
>>546978820I click this after every win and I don't care if it confuses japs
Actually that's not Toki
Team, our theme will be Team Nana next year, and this is not a discussion. Prep your OC early.
>>546989028draft me to the Nana team
>>546989028>>546989215>perfect time to make a Revue team>I know I won't be part of itLIFE IS CRUEL
>>546980229none of them stream league also one is straight from /j*ng/
draft me to the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rJLI3tuTw team
>>546989338>>I know I won't be part of itwhy?
>>546989551I'm never lucky
Actually, this is Toki.
>>546989551Captains are big gay
>been working for 10 days straight The human spirit was not made to endure such hardship.
I have come to the enlightenment that while retardation is a sin, autism is a virtue
am i the only one who sees a pattern in the recent thread posting rise
>>546989637How about you guys come up with a good theme for once, instead of making me hold a vote for one no one really wants?
>The quickest way for a college girl with a brocon to become a strong mahjong playerwhat in god's name is this
>>546989783I once heard something along the lines of "every man strives for autism when it comes to being singlemindedly good at a something"Wish I could remember where it's from
>>546990007what theme ideas haven't been done already, will be liked by all 10 others on your team with you, and isn't a franchise or IP?
>>546989954take your meds
was TO joking about retirement or do we ACTUALLY need to find a new meido
>>546990420TO is getting married after graduation.
>>546989706Your boss doesn't want you to know this, but you can just ignore him and play mahjong at work.
>>546990420we hire TOs for a 3 year contract
>>546990457TO is cucking us?
hand me the TO resumes, i'll pick the most suitable to lead league 7
>>546990467That's what I plan to do once we finish this sprint.
>>546990420Coño...
I nominate xer as the next XO.
>>546990420no more league!
>cloud flare is down meaning no captcha Does that mean only pass users were posting in the last hour or so?
no league genuinely means the death of /mjg/
>>546991321good.
>no league>no schizos, nameniggers and touristswhere do I sing up?
>>546991321This is what Sheentia wants.Gott Strafe Sheentia.
>>546991304see >>>/vip/133797
>>546991385i will still nameschizo regardless of leaguew
>>546988651lulthis sends fletfags into oblivion
MAHJONG!
>>546991731Wrong.
heh trust me you dont wanna miss the seventh league..
Hannah is the worst character in the roster and it's not even close.
>>546991863fitting that the hannah avatarfag is also the worst poster in the thread
but the hannah is banned forever?
Cynthia wouldn't say that.
you just know that sneedtia is a fucking bitch
The next TO will be from /jong/
I understand the furries and chubby chasers are aroused by Hanna. (Palindrome lovers are disappointed.)Do queers and women find Wanjirou arousing?I must know.
>>546992223>he's never seen a crow streamwanjirou is probably the most attractive jyanshi to the female population
>>546992340yjk
>>546992223I just checked and she's listed as "Hannah" in the wiki. I was wrong on the internet. Off to hang myself.there must have been something else which had a "hanna" in it.
>>546992463Why are you larping as a newfag?
>>546992463there's hana
>>546992209uh oh furrshit melty! go back to the erp discords
>mahjongsoul character discussion and erp general
>le... metadoompost
why does this feel so much like a gacha general instead of a mahjong general
>>546992961australienneetkeks
>>546992867What is... /mjg/?
>>546992961Some people don't know when to leave or shut the fuck up
euroneetkeks have done it again
Why can't we be friends...
>>546993026>alienI always knew we had ayys in /mjg/.
he was a australianeetkek boyshe was a euroneetkek girl
I dont want friends, friends just make your mahjong gameplay worse
>>546993557We're friends
My mother walked in during a very lewd mahjong soul loading background...
if i make friends with a saint, do you think they could tutor me to saint too?
>>546994298Hahi!!!
>He's not living by himself
>>546994313did she yell SEEEXOOOOOOOOO?
>>546994313lucky, now you can just tell her you were gooning instead of having to be humiliated trying to explain what mahjong is
>>546994313>"thank god, at least he's not gay"
What am I not seeing? Why does maka want to kill me?
>>546994662how is 4m safer than 7m
>>546994662so you're just allergic to first place huh
>>546994313My imouto walked in while I was getting into a match, and the loading screen happened to be the prillya collab one. She didn't say much, but didn't run away instantly.
>>546994753its not but 7m is dora
>>546994662It wants you to take responsibility for your kan
>>546994662you're pushing a tenpai with 3 calls in south 4, going from 7 winning tiles to 3 is terribleyou push any and every tile in this scenario
>>546995102even with those scores? Dealing into the toimen riichi is probably fine since he would just push any small hand here, but dealing into him with a dora would end up with me being 3rd
>>546995243yes, even with those scores. im not the one who called 3 times and also kan'd in this point situation
>>546995243wrongany average riichi is already worth a mangan on averageyou're dealing into ippatsu already so who gives a shit about dora, you will never get 4th and you have 1st place in reach
>>546994662Any win is first, any loss is surely third, dora doesn't matter, just take the wider wait, 4m is just as dangerous and dora adjacent
>>546995332I just waned a quick 2k point win, but youre right, i shouldnt have pussied out
i dolla ghillie'd on the ipplaps for first
why did you kan yourself to death aru
>>546995850I cant stop, if I see that kan button light up, especially on a triplet I already called, I have to press it
*inhales*
>>546995585yea sorry, i implied pushing and kanning like that is incorrect in my post, when almost any victory grabs you 1st. especially now its guaranteed with the riichi stickeither way, push push push
>>546994432why would i live by myself, who's gonna cook me dinner
>>546995585sir your fu and riichi stick? (I don't know fu)
>>546995850>names
>>546996287just order ubereats? now you never have to leave the house or talk to anyone for any reason ever
>>546994820wouldn't she already be used to you liking stuff like that anyway?
>>546996367Sorry I don't have cash, maybe I can pay some other way?
>
>>546996367it's not like i talk with my family much, they think i'm a freak who just spends whole days in his basement, but i pay half the bills and get dinner in exchange, so i think it's a win
>>546996548I'll take this then
>>546996408Not really, I usually play worksafe 4x games while they're around, but this time she snuck up on me.
I have pic related on my loading screen, I don't care, the reaction's probably gonna be >>546994583 anyway and it's a good thing.
>>546997105mahjong?
For me, its this Loading Screen
South 1, you're the dealer, it's turn 4, you've lost 7000 points, and you've drawn the 3m. WWYD?
>>546997428Bakyou?
>>546997428nan
>>546997428Looking for a head, maybe pinfu... discard the ryuuha?
I only use badass loading screens
>>546997726Nyagger is so fucking cool
>>546990293A Genpei War team
>>546997428>you've lost 7000 pointsDid the upwards pointing triangle not indicate that you have gained points?
>>546998159No
For me it's picrel
>>546997497>>546997531>>546997710>>546997713>>546997897>>546998159All incorrect.Tsuchida says that it's still too early in the 4th round, and thus you shouldn't discard a character tile. The recommended play is to discard the 5s to ensure the dora 6s draw.When entering the South round having already lost 7,000 points, there's often a tendency to rush into discarding honors. But around the 4th or 5th round, one should handle honors with caution, and only discard them at the perfect timing. Discarding them a beat later provides just the right breathing space to play.Discarding character tiles relentlessly from the very first round is a tactic only beginners are permitted to use.
>>546998272Momo's having lazy eye
I exclusively use lewd loading screens + that one ping pong one with fake Kodomo shoulder
>>546998321tsuchida is a hack
>>546998321>Tsuchida says that it's still too early in the 4th round, and thus you shouldn't discard a character tileSource?
For me it's
>>546998321>TsuchidophreniaForget I answered
>>546998321>Tsuchida saysStopped reading right there. I was correct.
>>546998489>>546998569>>546998797An occult master stronger than you is speaking. Listen and learn.>>546998545最強麻雀 土田システム (マイコミ麻雀BOOKS)
>>546998272Momo looks so fucking cute in that.
>>546998956Isn't it obvious to keep honors on your dealer turn?wait, this is nu/mjg/ we are talking about ahahahaha
>>546998972she just looks like a prebuscent boy
Guy who makes an Anki deck for WWYDs
>>546998956>An occult masterSo what like a novice 3?
>>546999356Anonchama he is a Tenhoui and he has been teaching mahjong for 40+ years. Kobago and his generation grew up on his lectures.
>>546997257The two ugliest characters in mahjong soul, and a male.
>>546999494Ok but what's his mjs rank?
>he plays with unoptimized feng shui in his roomngmi
>>546999079https://youtu.be/nNTyM5eSt2ITsuchida himself says to treat your dealer rounds as any other.
This is what Tsuchida has to say about Hagiwara:>Hagiwara Seijin, hailed as the top amateur player among entertainers, is my worthy rival.>Whether on TV broadcasts or in private gatherings, I've sat around the mahjong table with him countless times. His playing style is unmistakably professional.>Though Hagiwara has countless fans, few can truly evaluate his professional-level play. Why? Because he always appears so cool and charismatic that many overlook his genuine expertise.>Where does his expertise lie? In handling character tiles.>Personally, I distinguish pros from amateurs by how they handle character tiles, so I instantly recognized his play as unmistakably pro-level. And this skill belongs to the highest tier among professionals.>To put it bluntly, compared to discarding valuable character tiles when aiming for a yaku or a winning hand, this is something a master should naturally handle with ease.
>>546999702it helps only for chinkjong
>>546999734>Personally, I distinguish pros from amateurs by how they handle character tilesIsn't this the equivalent of saying>Personally, I distinguish pros from amateurs by how they handle the spades cardsWhy does he specify this one suit
>>546999939Character tiles usually refers to honors, anonchama.No, manzu doesn't count, because they have numbers on them, not just characters.
>>546999717Dealer turn should be fought for within reasonable boundaries.Tsuchida is wrong here no matter how you look at it.Very insidious advice.
>>547000070sou desu ne
This FAGGOT can't get Tsuchida's tiny COCK out of his mouth.
>>546998272hassaku onna
>>547000135Why would one of the strongest mahjong players in history be wrong?
>>547000135the takeaway here is that you should fight for all your turns
>>547000135What >>547000361 said.
If you losers spent more time reading real books instead of arguing over what the meme schizo believes, maybe you'd actually be good at this game.
While I do recognise Tsuchida is stronger than me I take his advice with a grain of saltWhat works for him won't work for everyone
>>546998272>UWWOOOHOOOHOOOOH MOMOCHAN UNYUUUU TIEM!!!!
>>547000070>hoard honors>whoa what a proTsuchida was digging really deep to find something nice to say here, didn't he.
>>547000487>implying you're good at this gamenice try
UPDATE YOURPOKOS
>>547000534Good post
>>547000316ywnbt
Would studying Tsuchida kill or save /mjg/?
>>547000502Yeah mahjong players were extremely retarded back then. It's no wonder how he got "pro" with bad plays. Everyone evolved and the game has truly changed.
>>547000474>>547000361don't reply to me ever retardsJUST WINWHAT AN ADVICE
>>547000487>real booksI just read Seveneves but it didn't make me any better at mahjong
>>547000716I'll simplify it for you anonon your dealer turn: chop wood, carry wateron your other turns: chop wood, carry water
>>547000716I replied
Pro books were never meant for genuine advice They are celebrity merch which helps supporting your favorite celebrity
>>547000706I imagine its like in poker, in 2005 you could make an insane amount of money just knowing the absolute bare minimum. Pot odds were still a mysterious concept
>>547001181>pot oddswhat a mystery, just don't call like a retard, wow
>>547001356it was unironically like that, if you knew to fold 5,6 unsuited you were in the top 10% of players
>>547001486meds
>>547001486eh, lady fortuna will protect meALL IN
>>546999734And he's completely right. Based Tsuchida once again spitting facts.
>>547001650Do not put the Lord your God to the test.
This is a difficult question based on theory. Ignore the score position, seating, round, and turn. Upon drawing a second 6p, WWYD?
>>547001959Just tell us why its not 6p
NOOO YOU MUST DISCARD HONORS FIRST TO NOT HURT YOUR COPEBOT SCORE
>>547002121The digital thing would be doragiri riichi though
>>5470019593m
>>547000657never be what?also sexo
>>547001959Actually yeah that's my answer>>547002225
>>547001959tsumogiri
Check this outhttps://files.catbox.moe/yjveve.mp4
>>547002121>>547002232>>547002279>>547002383>>547002423Surprisingly, the answer depends on your current luck level. If you feel confident in your luck, discard the 6p to reject tenpai. If your luck is poor, discard the dora 8p and declare riichi. If your luck is extremely bad, discard the dora and go yamiten. This is how Tsuchida would approach it.
>>547002481waow the plane went flippy
>>547001904mehprefer her with short hair
>>547002542For once I agree
>>547002268you will never be tsuchida
>gigantic red 5man lands on the mahjong tableChris-chan: What the...? Sonichu, chi!Sonichu: You don't have to tell me twice! But during the Showa era...!
>>547002542>what's the correct move to make in this situation>just, like, do whatever you feel like, bro
>>547003074this is how mahjong should be played, digitalkeks in shambles
>>547002542>it depends on your flow bro
I thought we hated digitalkeks hereWhat's the problem? This is basic occult theory and I'm not even joking
internet seems to be unfucked. Get inMajsoul Friends Room 90304(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=90304
>>547003278Sorry, that was all me
>>547003380I don't want to
>>547003278SlateSorceress is just releasing some angst, don't worry
>>547003518I respect your decision3/4
>>547003278We? You speaking french now?
my mahjong brain is still not fast enough to also pay attention to tsumogiri
>>547004329Keeping track at all times is pointlessOnly do it after someone's called or if someone pushes against riichi
>>547002481God I miss going to airshows.
>>547004608How else can I tell if someone is dama tenpai though
>>547003730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtcP0PFifpEfujitakana-11.png
>>547005253you can't
>>547005253don't worry about it babe, he's just in iishanten hell
>>547005253Read the kawa.
>>547005253The fact that they just dropped three middle musuji in a row might clue you in.
Kirara is a whore.
3 middle mutsuki?
no one is ever waiting for mating anymore
>>547006826Aru-channnnnnnnnnn
>>547004904Take your kids and wife, maybe organisers would even allow to fly on some
>>547003380GG all. Going to keep the room running3/4
>>547003278>occult theory
>>547007324Okay not theory but mindsetSome people do need to be told that it's okay to not go "by the book". If your gut says try it, try it. It's a game not a job, there's no one way to do things
>have to pull for bnuuy because of that outfitGod damnit
need one more for room. Majsoul Friends Room 90304(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=90304
>>547001959>Ignore the score position, seating, round, and turnwhat's the point then?
don't join it
where is RB2
>>547007847Being unable to handle ambiguity and uncertainty is a sign of autism.
>>547002268You will never be tall/Toyone
>>547007950i watched itcynthia-7.png
>>547008127
I love tall women so much it's unreal
>>547007742>>5470079453/4
We all hate Fu Ji here
>>547008127why can't big wives be real..
>>547008127I am actually taller than ToyoneGive us to her yostar you hacks, you have Maya Uchida on payroll
Total Fu Ji love
>>547008431who asked?
evens - pizza againodds - burger
>>547008652when's the last time you consumed a green vegetable
>>547008780years actually
>>547008592Are you the 210cm anon?
>>547007742Still 3/4
>>547008914No, only 200cmI took great pride in being probably the tallest one here, thanks for shattering that
>>547009174are you a gril
>>547009174lol manlet
im 168cm
My penis is 210 centimeters.
imagine not being dutch
>>547008602Looking at the jade always reminds me of picrel
bravo
>>547009473Don't come to meetups if you don't want to end up in this situation
SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide
bravo AUSkeks
>>547009473I'm shorter.
>cm
>>547009693how bad can it be? surely there are some 5,7 niggas out there in 'jg
>tfw no tall Toyone gfEven though I am 184cm, it would be nice
>>547009875
So who is the tallest anon, shortest anon, fattest anon, thinnest anon, oldest anon, and youngest anon?
>>547010120me
>>547009875let me put it this way, you dont want to sleep in the meetup kids room
>>547010120me, me, not me, me, not me, not me
>>547010120me (tallest, fattest, oldest anon)my mahjong crush (shortest, thinnest, youngest)
I look just like Joseph irl
>>547010665I can also stare like Joseph irl that's not a big achievement
>>547008127>5'6" in Japan
Someone asked a Zen Master, "How do you practice Zen?"The master said, "When you are hungry, eat,when you are tired, sleep,when you are driving, drink"
height is the single strongest correlator to p*nis size
>>547010120I'm the shortest anon
>>547010120You can gather all meetup photos and probably guess the mains and decide from there
>>547010968It's actually shoe size
>>547010979Cm?
>>547010968Wrong, foot size has a better correlation
>>547011063165
>>547011209Still slightly taller than the average Indonesian male.
>>547010979I have 219 different shortsI'm shorter than you
>>547010989The problem is anons have bad posture so you can't tell their height from the photos
let's play some mahjong! Standard southhttps://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10669
I'm actually so tall that I can't even see the tiles
So has the average age changed since League 3? Any anons reach 50?
>>5470114653/4, come play!
>>547012105>>547011465full, thanks for joining!
>>547012019Lazy edit.
>>547012019Go on... This could become a future A&C contender.
>>547012019>nu emote artist heads are so big even sheentia blob couldnt cover it
>>547012454>nu emote artistI don't know anon, seeing the new outfits and their emotes I think the blobchad artist has been sacked
>>547012945did you miss the kaguya emote
this is how emotes will look like in 2027
>>547012019Bwehfore bwehnlightenment, chop bwehd, carry bwehterBwehfter bwehnlightenment, chop bwehd, carry bwehter
>>547013061kek
>>547012019Why are you crying, oh wise cynthia of the bweh?
i dont bweh i do this
I missed the koishi/anchovy room...
>>547013061
>>547013797uhmods
>>547013797IS THAT A
>>547013797Showed this to my boss, got promoted.
>>547007742See you mahjong cowboys.
>>547003380gg
WELP... there goes the case for my YMI tiles, didn't even last a week...the tiles themselves are still fine, and unwraped.
>>547014543I can recommend making your own wooden case, lasts quite longer
>>547013105You stole my joke so I'll repeat it louder and get more laughs:BWEHFORE BWEHNLIGHTENMENT, CHOP BWEHD, CARRY BWEHTERBWEHFTER BWEHNLIGHTENMENT, CHOP BWEHD, CARRY BWEHTER
I have found that the Way of the samurai is death.
>>547015494
Can someone make a Sheentia shirokofox-7 emote?
>>547015673are there any good guro skeb artists?
>>547011465gg lads, thanks for the game!unfortunately somethings come up, so i can only play 1 for now. sorry about thatit's kinda ridiculous how many suji traps fed in that game
>>547011465Okay, this time the suji will pass
>>547015859You don't want to go down this morbid path, my friend.
>>547011465ggs
>>547013592
>>547011465GG poor biki
>>547016183>oy muh fockin telly!
>>547016183kek
Can we PLEASE stop ruining her reputation?
>>547013797Peak form.
>>547013797AI has gone too far this is too real.
UEFA World Cup Qualifiers Final Matchday
Anyone else getting 'Error 153Video player configuration error' on embedded yt vids?
>>547016930who am i supposed to cheer for in football?my country is ass at it
>>547017185Brazil. 1 PFFFTTTTTR 7 HAHAHAGAGA
>>547016715>reputation
>>547017185The waffles.
>have zero editing skills>tons of ideas for funny edits
>>547016183kek, cynthia bros, our character has become a fucking joke.
>>547017532send them to me on IRCi'm the famous emote editor
I dodged a tsuuiisou deal in today!
>>547018214then post it
>>547017693Cynthia as Shirokofaux doing a kodomo-0 pose.
@grok create a 4chan soundimage edit of amaekoromo-0 wearing roman legionnaire uniform with this as the sound file-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XklJBQ-GDt0
>>547018351done
>>547018297What would be the odds
>>547002481damn that's a sexy plane
>>547018523Where's the Shirokofocks aspect?
>>547018532>1st by 20k>dogshit tenpaiyeah i'd do the same
>>547018592how would the shirokofox add to the joke when cynthia is already doing koromo-0
and here I found where the bloody Riichi mod is for Minecraft is.frig dangit Pippa...
>>547018532Should have riichied
>>547018874You're thinking about it too hard + it'd be funny.
Da jia hao. Wo jiao Xin Xia.
>>547019568Shi shi shi shi shi shi, shi shi, shi shi shi shi.
>>547019828>死死死死死死死死死死死死死死死死死死死死死死死
Wo chaoji taoyan heigui
zhao xi xhing xao pho za xi!
I DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE FUCK OFF
>>547020239>buhui
>>547019828with how retarded that language is, this is probably a real sentence as long as you pronounce the vowel slightly different each time
>>547020401It's an excerpt from the poem about the lion-eating poet in the stone den
>>547020401Shi
https://youtu.be/ap-CbQAQde4cynthia-7.png
>cloudflare was down>no one moved to 4handid I miss a memo? wasn't that the evacuation plan?
>>547012002>2 anons over 40>It's probably the "sex with little girls" posters
>>5470211614han was so last yearWe all moved to the 'cord, sis
>>547021161I never have to fill in the capcha anyway, I'm such a good poster the site never asks me for it
I'm going to be 40 during league 14
>>547021080Why is poker so niggerish? You'd never get away with this in mahjong.
I updated my Tenhou now what
Hey, I'm new to Mahjong and need a reliable way to get my fix.Is Mahjong Soul the actual game with no frilly bullshit? Like I know there's anime tiddies and fagbait and all of that, but is the actual GAME as close to actual Mahjong as it can be?
>>547021525Yes, though if you want no nonsense riichi mahjong tenhou is the most sober client.
>>547021525Yes
>>547021080So is Hellmuth actually a good poker player? Every video I've seen of him has been him having a complete meltdown
>>547021647I mean, I clicked on a general OP with hebe anime girls with their ass cheeks hanging out so I'd say that doesn't really bother me. Just as long as there's no Balatro type bullshit, power-ups, extra tiles or whatever other nonsense they could ruin the game with, I'm happy.
If Yagiyui is so smart, why was she born a woman?
>>547021765No clue, I am just watching it for the banter.
>>547021831There's a balatro mode but it's not the main core of the game. This is just mahjong with cosmetics as part of the gacha. Characters don't serve any gameplay purpose and won't influence your luck in any way despite what the memes say.
>>547021525>as close to actual Mahjong as it can beI mean sort of? The game covers the minutia of the game like shuffling, scoring, drawing, etc. but that will happen with most clients. If you want "no frills" then Tenhou is probably the way to go if you still want automatic shuffling, dealing, etc. If you want to take it a step further and have some friends then Autotable can be pretty fun, it does the shuffling and initial deal but sorting your tiles, scoring, drawing, etc. are all done with the mouse. https://autotable.riichi.moe/>>547021765Yes, he's just a mentarulet. https://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?n=117
>>547021161It didn't impact 4chan
>>5470211614chan worked just fine
>>547021831It's normal mahjong, the gacha is just cosmetic.
>>547021996Ah so it's the Worf effect
>>547021481Surely that depends on where and with whom you are playing.
>>547021765He's a great player and his rants actually make a lot of sense when you understand the game.
>>547021831The gacha is cosmetic only, the game is ranked online play just like every other client.
>>547022412>The gacha is cosmetic onlyThis is the tip of the iceberg, don't seek the truths below
>>547021481>t. russianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynLSJHxBags
I forgot to update poko + I'm at work + I'm grinching
>>547022049>>547022105but it affected me
Now that the dust has settled on the gallery voting, can I get some real feedback on The Whale? I kinda just wrote it by feel, some parts of it I'm less proud than others. Preferably feedback that's not "it's too much of a poem".
>>547021525Tenhou for actual no bullshit mahjong but will require monthly fee later onSega MJ for no bullshit mahjong with tsuchida commentary MJS for suffering against chinks until gold room
>>547023818Which number is that
>>547019568I've heard so much awful TTS'd chinese I can hear this in my head with perfect pronounciation.
>>547023961170.pdf
>>547023847The monetization model for SegaMJ is way worse than Tenhou. It's one free ranked game a day and you have to pay gold to play more.
>>547021831>hebe anime girls with their ass cheeks hanginghop off somewhere else amerishart
>>547024530I'm polish
>>547023847I also suffered against chinks in the Gold and Jade room thoughbeit?
>>547024530Is that wrong, though?
>>547024612You aren't
>>547024612kill yourself fgotranny you worthless subhuman
doko
>>547018408
SEGAMJ KOKO/mjg/ragehttps://youtu.be/CASJQSdft-I?si=Tq_52vNo4iivDgMr
>>547025440>>547018408Oh here is script to convert video files like ones downloaded from grok to soundposts quickly. Just run the script, drag the file onto it, press enter, done.https://files.catbox.moe/7bs3f4.py
>>547026031You are helping make this a worse place. Thank you anon.
>>547018532of what
>>547025440>you weeaboo anime watching secondary motherfuckerWas that really necessary?
>>547025440no one cares slopshitter, fucking shitty 2000s era anime dub, who the fuck would even want this lmao
>>547026031ehmmm,can't you program the /mjg/ client instead of a shitty script like that?
>>5470256352/4
>pajeets slopping up another general with their AI garbageplease rangeban this god forsaken country already
>>547026251>2000s era anime dubwhy can't they get a better voice? probably scared of getting sued for copying someone importants voice
>>547025440I would've voted for this in A&C
>>547025635>SEGAMJ
>>547025635that will be nice if 2 more people join us
>>547025635I need to go eat. I'll join later tonight or whenever you need an extra player.
>>547022551On your bike.
>>547027186
>>547025635back to 2/4>>547027186
>>547023503You're reddit.
>>547025635is this in steam?
>>547022551>feel the power>do you feel my power, baby?
>>547028054no, but here is the site and guidehttps://sega-mj.com/>>546892993
>>547028317Fine. I download it only cos there is a Xenia guide.
>>547028317>amerivoices are gone
>>547029323They took way too much bandwidth
>>547028451>>547027186report status
the only thing i want to play on MJ is the sanma yakuman farming with collusion. frank's version of the gamemode is cringe banning collusion
>>547029708
>>547029870SONIC?
>>547024186Yeah SegaMJ is cancer and the only reason I only play friendlies in it
>>547029870Where did you get lost
>>547030442I forgot to make an account. I'm finishing it now
>>547030442I'm stuck here. I used the id I created and password, then this shows up.
>>547030947close and open the gametry logging again
>>547030947and i hope you saved login and password somewhere, right?
I want to stream my games. What is the best voice changer?
>>547031049>>547031205I chose something simple. What this thing say?
>>547031409just use google lens
>>547031409Make mustard gas?yes – later
>>547031409it says if you fine with logging in with a new accountpress yes for gods sake
>>547031268Not being brown
>>547031523which button is yes?
>>547031523Same error as before, but searching got into a different log in, and now this window appears.
>>547031268just put on an ESL accent, nobody will question it
>>547031820just put in your login data and you will be in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXrCjaKKSlc
>>547031820you've put your login right?
>>546988450How is this Mahjong?
Katanagatari collab soon!!!
>>547032026>>547032104Yes, I added the right info. Still nothing. Also, by pressing buttons it seems I made a guest account somehow. Maybe I will make a video of what is happening...
>>547032159Here is your answer
evens order a burger tomorrow odds order round table tomorrow 0 cook my meals for the rest of the year
>>547018214>denying a friend a yakumansoulless
>>547032308CHEERIO
>>547032308*Katamari
>>547032370random ranked shitters are no friends of mine
>>547032308draft me in the katanagatari team
>>547032591not with your attitude they won't be
>>547012002Unc aah general
>>547032672Only if you answer a simple question correctlyHime or Togame?
Yeah, I think a guest account was created. How I delete it to log in with the real one?
>>547032308I'll be the famous hime(short hair)
>>547032317>>547031409Wait a second, why the fuck do you have both sega and mjm logins?
>>547032159>he doesn't have a dead ghost girlfriend to help you cheat in mahjong
>>547032791Trick question! The answer is Nanami.
>>547032903120/100 points , impressive
Maoyuu Maou Yuusha collab next year
>>547032903
>>547032861I do not know... Someone needs to update xenia guide. Also I kept getting redirected to this linkhttps://ios-api.sega-mj.com/info/pc_lic
the sister is ALWAYS best girl, no exceptions
>>547033009only if it's the good manga artist
>>547032813Where did you create it?go herehttps://pl.sega-mj.com/cloudplay_view/loginpress the button i pointing out
>>547031878I'm already ESL. I just want a male voice!
>>547033294press the blue buttonit will create a logincopy that and go to your launcher and put it in
>>547033332just forget your voice training and use your natural voice
>>547033332get on t, sister!
Shitting up the thread before beddie-byes again, I see
why are tacokeks like this?
>oddloop poster fucking dies>thread quality down the guttercoincidence?
>>547033294>>547033456>it will create a login>copy that and go to your launcher and put it inI can't, there is an already guest account that I can't undo it. I chose a character and now this thing appears.
>>547033121nickname nigga
>>547033838>you are gay>you suck massive cockscoincidence?
>>547033878you dont even need to know moon to know what this says amaekoromo-5.png
Wish I was shittin' rn
>>547033878>>547033950it asks to make nickname
>updating poko>1.5gb
>>547033950>>547034025Ok niggers, now what?
>>547034141is poker chase the least optimized garbage client ever created unironically?
>updating poko this late I told you...
Time for mahjong solitaire
>>547034223>he hasn't unlocked the H scenes
>>547034220choose anything hereit asks for region and prefecture which affects nothing
>>547034220その他 because you will never be Japanese
>>547032903Jesus christ how horrifying.
>>547034223Fully developed by Japanese devs if you wondered why it's shit
>>547034371That's the appeal.
>>547034409I didnt wonder, I knew. Japanese SE is stuck in 2005, just look at the shadowverse client
Holy fuck just learn Nipponese already
>>547034313>>547034343So, well, I think I made another account, but it passed. Now some stuff is being downloaded.
poooooooooooooooooooooooooka~chae~ii~su~
>>547034220it's where you wanna be reincarnated when you get isekai'd
>>547034573After it's finished you can follow Xenia Guide
これから英語は禁止 日本語で話してくださいkujouriu-12.png
>>547034573Maybe i should hold dekinai classes for dekinai-kuns
>>547034519AI will read and speak Japanese fluently for me within the next ten years
I whaled for the gintama collab and now that it's over I don't feel like using those characters
>>547034519Fuck that., I won't learn that garbage language.
There's still an hour til maintenance, it's enough time for one friendly but only if you join now!Majsoul Friends Room 74780(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=747804 red fives, local yaku on.
僕のちんぽは痛いです
I've had that cure dolly textbook tab open for a few weeks now and I swear I'll get to it eventually
>>547034856魚をやってからでしょう
>>547034856医者が会おうぜ
>>547034828Full!
>>547034573please tell me you don't live in favella or something
ただいまCM中です
>>547034856shouldn't it be が here? は sounds weird
>>547025635Alright. I think I joined.
>>547035127は vs が is a matter of importance sometimesが is more natural but は is also grammatically correct
>>547035017>が
A turbo game of Dota 2 is literally a quickie
>>547035338 press the blue button
>>547034908>anon has been avoiding learning for so long he still has a cure dolly tab open and a core2k copy is buried in his downloads folder
>>547035375I said what I said
>>547035127Probably, I haven't opened an anki deck for 5 years
I want a mahjong gf like this huge retard. She'll deal in most of the times, but she's gonna get a yakuman once in a while and it's gonna be fun.
was uumensai menzenchin only?
Ok so i’ve been playing on a few smurf accounts lately and there’s no way this game ain’t scripted. I’m getting nagashi like every other day on brand new accounts. Meanwhile on my main 8 dan account on tenhou, I could play 500 games and never even see it happen once. It’s literally harder to get some yakumans than that, and yet here it just happens on command. Like nigger, it's super hard to even draw that many terminals and honors on your own. Every time you pull off a nagashi you're basically discarding one and a half kokushi hands worth of tiles. that should NOT happen by accident. Feels like they crank the luckshitting slider for new players or smurfs so the games look exciting. Once your account levels up, poof, back to drawing garbage tiles and feeding riichis. It’s not even subtle. Rounds ending right before you win, "lucky" tsumos out of nowhere, nagashi popping up like clockwork... yeah sure, totally random.
>>547035798I got a double yakuman on my second day of playing, it's how they get you hooked.
>>547035769You can get uumensai with an open hand in majsoul. It's still 2 han as well
>>547035918didnt happen
>>547035769no but menzen uumensai is 3 han instead of 2 han
emotes doko!!!
>>547036004It did and I posted it here and it's on my profile kys
このサイトのルールによると英語いがいのげんごで話すことわ禁止ですよね
>>547036116>he didn't get the extensionoh no no no no
>>547036240
Evens update SegaMJ Odds update poko 0 actually do my job at work
look at this cat
https://youtu.be/bPeFSYa-4Ow
>>547036229Then how come /int/ exists
this kills pokeks
>>547036229嘘なのよ
>>547036397i have no idea what game this is, but my mahjong sense is telling me to discard 2h
Mahjong in VR!
>>547036356join us anon
私は犬です
Making SuperBeer™
【雀魂】段位戦四麻雀傑3降段戦【その195】
>>547036469收到
>>547037192おはよう、お犬さんワンワンしてね
>>547037221>700
HOW DO I RIICHI!?!?!?!?!
>>547037648DON'T OPEN YOUR HAND BY CALLING YOU NYAGGER
>>547037648A button pops up that says Free Sex
when are we playing poko
>>547037462あなたは黒んぼ。。。ワン
Would you pon the south?How about the 2s would you chi that?
>>547036656That mindbreak face is the true pleasure of ronning someone
Wow training mode!!
>>547038047I don't see the point. I'd rather just let the two keksperts duke it out since we're so far ahead.
>>547038047no, no. what's the point?
>>547034519I already did, now I'm learning Classical Japanese and Classical Chinese.
すうまんこう
>>547025635GG
>>547038028いいえ、ただの白い女ですよありがとね、ワンちゃん!
>>546988450i'm addicted to the card game in star wars knights of the old republic. wish we could play that together during maintenance
>>547025635get back inside 3/4
I FORGOTTED MY POKO PASSWORD
>>547038779pazaak was the dumbest game everi still tried to get all the +/- cards, especially the +1/-1
>>547038779>star warsholy atheist redditor
>>547025635I was so close to a comeback.
>>547038626That's pretty cool, I imagine Classical Japanese and Classical Chinese are pretty similar depending on the period
>>547038941i will rape you for wasting my time and flow
>>547038963holy retard
>>547038047>>547038408>>547038483Of course you shouldn't call either of them.
>>547038047I don't see why you would pon south. You could break ippatsu with the 2s chi and fold you have a nice lead and don't have to forcefully hold on to dealer
>>547038923that's what im doing right now lol
>>547034828i fucking hate you guys
>Tenhou subscription expired>NAGA credits expire at the end of the month>Fortune charm about to run out>Not buying the Monthly Mascot fuck off Frank>I'm broke
>>547039220we love you, cat
>>547038047>>547038483If you want to break ippatsu it is good to do it with chi it loses less safe tiles than pon. With the first riichi you could still reach tenpai safely but with the 2nd you can't so breaking it and folder becomes a decent option.
>>547038626楚人有鬻盾与矛者,誉之曰:“吾盾之坚,物莫能陷也。”又誉其矛曰:“吾矛之利,于物无不陷也。”或曰:“以子之矛陷子之盾,何如?”其人弗能应也。众皆笑之。夫不可陷之盾与无不陷之矛,不可同世而立。
>>547028317do you know how the gacha for this works? like will i be forced to pay if i want baki or yujiro?
>>547034828MR PRESIDENT
>>547039182i played this game like after it came out and i still remember the sounds played when the cards are dealti regret all the time i wasted on save scumming to beat everyone
>>547039448I'm not even a fan of taking tenpai here with this lead
>>547039557Last I checked you can't roll the collaboration gacha for free. The only one you can roll is the base character one which just unlocks clothes that you can equip.If you participate in the collab tournaments (1 free match a day) you can get backgrounds and stuff though.
>>547039861ah okay
>>547039125Are you really gonna drop 2p 4p to keep dealer? 2s chi into 3x nan is the better play here to break both ippatsu
>>547025635>missed the segamj room
Can I confess something? I still mix up ツシ and ソン
Can't read my, can't read myNo, he can't read my poko face(She's got me like nobody)
>>547040552how is it even possible, did you even learn to write them (like, the stroke order and direction)? that might help
>>547039835>with this leadEven with 50k points...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbBZMpxlQjk
>>547040552I don't but I positively hate reading long strings of words in katakana, my brain always slows down and the Procrustean bed of Japanese phonetics always renders the resulting words illegible anyways, even if you know them beforehand.
>>547041442skill issueplay more chuunige
I ran out of slop to watch
>>547034828gg worst room of my life
>>547041506Been old long since I read a VN (a few months), just hard to slot in in the agenda when you are not a NEET.
>>547034828I should use the sex bunny more often, I get obscene flow with herAlso in mahjongggs
>>547034828GGs finished just in time
>>547041754yeah, same
>>547041754really? I started reding VNs a lot more once I got a job, playing games was too much work and reading is comfy
hiragana > kanji >>>> katakana
>>547034828>0 local yakuextra dora is always a mistake shiroko-7.pngGG
When are the grandchildren coming anon?
>>547025635gg thats enough for me
>>547042001when I jerk them off
man
>>547025635gg, thanks for the fun games lads
There's no reason to press the riichi button anymore
>>547041956woman spotted
>>547042232indeed, it was proven that the optimal playstyle involves going for dama twice as often as riichi
>>547025635ggsblud drained my balls of flow and yanked the stick to top>>547042223sorry for holding you hostage that much
>>547042001shouldn't have raised an autistic retard if you wanted grandchildren
poko doko
