>Season 2 in CNhttps://maxroll.gg/blue-protocol/news/season-2-update-cn-version>Main Website & Downloadhttps://playbpsr.com/>/bpsrg/ Resources, Links & Guideshttps://rentry.org/bpsrghttps://bptimer.com/https://github.com/winjwinj/bpsr-logs/releases/tag/app-v0.20.0>Guilds (DM the leader or officers when applying)YotsubaClovermesugakiZaibatsu>/vg/ World Channel4444>Full Line BypassApply to party > Move to Guild House > Leave Guild House>Official /vg/ Idle Spot NEW LOCATIONLine 145, Starter inn (Double Faced Coin)(CHANGED LINES FOR BUGGED ANONS)>emoteshttps://pastebin.com/Vevceetv>Previous>>546956842
I would never erp with (You)
If you play an m1 I'd like to feed you feet first into a woodchipper
If you play an F3 I'd like to kiss you.
if you play an m i'd like to massage your prostate
If you play an F2 we have to get bobba tea and shop at hot topic together.
If you're a brown F, apply on me to be my EB in Season 2
Did you know, witches are bald under the hat?
>Tfw never get complimented or my looks insulted in game, even from friends>Only from the threadI just don't know if my character actually looks good or not
>>546995741same!t.m1
The moment my crush stops DMing me, the game is EoS for me
If you're a F2 I would take a tankbuster for you.
>>546995884A real balding unc...
>>546995918Based crush behavior
>>546995910Same, I'm dropping this shit the second the GAM I cum with quit
>>546995918Anon most f2s are tanks...
>>546995904Sorry anon, I'm too shy to compliment your character ingame
>>546995371Brown Alice nakadashiBrown Alice irrumatioBrown Alice analBrown Alice nursing handjobsBrown Alice rimjobBrown Alice mindbreak rape blackmailing sex
>>546996036I will still take it for them.
1 is for support, 2 is for dps, 3 is for tanks and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>546995904Start by posting your character instead dummy, how else will we be able to help you? Also as long as you're happy with what you've created, isn't that all which matters? You're the one that's gonna be looking at it the most.
>>546995884
>>546995804Sorry my f2 is retarded and likes diet dr pepper
MY CLOVERWIVES:Alice 1Alice 2Alice 3Alice 4AcediaKoyoteKawaiitelyRikaCyreneCaraWarLaeunAppalLynsiEpheriaSinsaboChireiHiroRenChimooLoanKalinkaSarissaSansorikEmpyreanKohnaHorizonFentanylVPyknosSakanaAynvRoka
>>546996136my f3 is a dps tho but she is mid height
90 minutes until BWC~
>>546995904Sorry nonny I don't go to those slut gatherings I prefer to go out with my party members
>>546996313I'd give Noir my BWC hehehehehehehehe
>>546995741I'd let an f1+ do this to me
>>546996313We already decided that name was too lewd, the new name for the boss is "Big Boss Crusade"
my F1 wants to take care of some FX+!
My F1+ needs someone to help her with a throbbing problem...
>>546995601I hope you're not one of my crushes :(
jump if you're an f* interested in yuri with my f1...
>>546996905would my mouth be enough for her?
>>546996264>my wife is not on the rape listphew
ReleaseTheZaibatsu collage
>>546996313...>>546996690Thank you for your consideration
>bpsr is dying! eos! eos! eos!>meanwhile whales are spending $10k+ on gold modules
>>546997270I'll give you what you want if you beg for it
>>546997163Plenty of time, anon. All will eventually be on the list.
Most recent photo taken with someone Favorite song from the 2000's
>>546997113She may need more than your mouth...
>>546997235nyo :3
>>546997456Fine, but it isn't a safe day so you have to use the other hole! I'm not risking getting knocked up by another brat...
>>546996690>big boss crusade
>>546997000my f1 is only interested in yuri with her f1 gf
I wish I went HG instead of frost mage. Frost mage has kind of boring animations.
>>546997235A collage of what?
>>546997768All of the members.
Remember when we had drama? those were the days...
>>546997832Let me use my visage first before anyone does.
f1+ x m3f3+ x m1m2 x f2+
>>546984231>>546984260>>546984264I ended up going with red, although I know at some point I'll want to switch to the other color palette. Thank you for your input anons.
>>546997887Just give it time, two GAM will have a falling out and it will start up all over again.
game is so dead there's not even drama anymore
>m
>>546998001Cute. I like your characters vibes a lot
m1 x f1m2 x f2m3 x f3
f3 x my f2
>>546998001Is that fucking underboob?
>>546997351I never beg
my f1 x your f2+
>>546998154nyes
>>546998070so stunning and brave this is my fuarking hero
>>546998154Yes
z...zaibatsu l-leaker here,,mmmfmghhhhh Diamondi made a mess in the guild hall again
Anon, i dont want to sounds political, but what the fuck is frot
>>546998227Rubbing benises against each other
>>546998227Rubbing your dick together with someone else's
>>546998216Zaibatsu leaker hereDORARARARARARARARARARARARARA
>>546998001pretty...
>>546998227Frotting is the act of rubbing two penises together to feel good.
>>546998070m1 x f3m2 x f3m3 x f3
>>546998227It's what I really want to do with Lynette
>>546998304>>546998313>>546998406
What's the best way to farm Lv60 Reforge Stones? I'm 15.5k trying to catch up and I'm struggling :(
>>546998216Why would you do that... now it reeks...
>>546998304>>546998313>>546998406FROST MAGES ARE GAY?
>>546998216me m3 here, leaking to zaibatsu f1s
Why is everyone leaking...I'm calling a plumber
>>546998590Run M1 dungeons until you hit the weekly cap. Buy the stones from various shops as well if you haven't yet.
>>546998639Yes.t. F1 Fro*t Mage
>>546998590you can exchange some 40s for it and there’s the reclaim shop for more too
>>546998639Only the ones that have dicks.
>>546998590No point to bother this late, we get lvl 80 gear next week
the more i think about and play stormblade the more i get annoyed by the class design.>sword specstill has scythe in it>scythe speckdoes not have enough scythe in itunironically feels like a red headed adoptive child that got no love
>>546998639yes...? me f1 frot mage LOVES it
>>546998216Hey.Stop that.
Towa x NymNoir x AscalonEris x KenzouMikan x loukyCara x LynsiMaru x Eek (probably dead)Reisen x RingabelButts x LientriAme x lusting over Ascalon's cock
I want your hot sticky cum all over my c*ck please fr*t with me...
My f2cicle needs a m2 heavy guardian
>>546998826More grinding = more fun
>>546998070wrongm1 x f3m2 x f2m3 x f1
>dodged frot mage posting>dodged throatbind postingbeing a smite chad feels good
>>546998919as someone who has partied with lyncara and kenris it felt like i couldnt breath, if i were to be put in the same party with all 4 i would kill myself
>>546999120Smite is just a wasted party slot.A strictly inferior DissoGOD
>>546999120Fellow SmiteGOD
>>546999120why would you want to dodge it... it feels so good to frot with other nonnies.. and then have their smelly sticky cocks forced down your throat...
>>546999205>as someone who has partied with lyncara and kenris it felt like i couldnt breathQRD?
>>546998691>>546998790Thank you!
>>546999120All oracles are WHORACLES
>>546998070>>546999069as long as im getting an f2 i dont give a fuck about the other pairings so carry on
>>546999120>still a wh*racleyou lostthis message is brought to you by DissoGAWDS
>>546999069king
>>546999205>lyncara
>>546998001I'm really glad you listened to the anon who told you to put something in your hair
>>546998945>>546998859Frotting when???
>>546998838that's because it is one, we were originally getting a darkness scythe class, but they bolted it onto stormblade because stormblade was unfinished but it was more finished than the scythe class
>>546998790How do I exchange for 40s? Is there a potion similar to the one for advance books?
>>546999120Smut oracle
>>546998919>Towa x Nymreal>Noir x Ascalonunreal>Eris x Kenzouweird>Mikan x loukynot real>Cara x Lynsireal>Maru x Eek (probably dead)over>Reisen x Ringabelyes>Butts x Lientrifunny>Ame x lusting over Ascalon's cockunfunnythere's a couple more running around but I don't feel like adding them to the list yet
>>546999120>healer trying to fight You're literally build for instant loss and ryona, idiot!
>>546999393Beat Performer Super Racists gang ww@
>>546999591there’s another npc near the gear upgrade guy
>>546999675Mikan x louky is realMikan is louky's IRL owner
>>546999334you know that feeling when you're with 2 people that are clearly fucking but they want to pretend they dont to make it easier for others, but this only makes it feel forced and more apparent how much they're fucking and could be fucking there right in front of you if that was socially acceptable? its thatbut i do have to say kenris gives that feeling way harder than lyncara
>>546999568
>>546999225>>546999393uh cope>>546999264based>>546999631weak attempt!>>546999720nah I'd win
>>546999828do have to say I don’t care
>>546999675what makes kenris weird?
>>546999828yeah ok but how do I convince them to fuck in front of me
>>546999743Thanks again :)
>>547000056Based cuck bro
>>546999675>Noir x Ascalon>unrealit's not a coincidence that they both stopped playing at exactly the same time bro...
yotsuba alive status?
>>546999675I like how the only couples that survived were F2 x F2
Is it evil to expect your partner to be a cuck for you
yotsuba won
>>547000479that depends entirely on what you mean
the difference between throatbinds and smites is that us throatbinds know our place and dont brat!a whoracle is a whoracle after all~
>>546999971two schizos, it's weird how perfect a fit they are for each others
>>546999675>Butts x Lientristopped being funny ages agofixed it for you , its just kept there to ragebait at this point
>>547000479>to expectYes>to askNo, you should communicate things with them.
>>547000056if kenris, you only have to convince one of them>>547000479depends on whether or not they're into it, ive cucked people before and they were both into it
>>547000645and it clearly works...
>>547000645Hi Lientri!
>>546999675>ame and ascalon>unfunnyjust stfu
>>547000645shut the fuck up lientri
>>547000619for me, it’s the wildpack f1s that dress like this for their dogs
>>547000268transcalon is gone so it's looking good
>>546998947My M2 Heavy Guardian as the M2 Heavy Guardian who needs a F2cicle and is needed by your F2cicle.
>>547000268Better than mesugaki LMAO
>>547000764>>547000784>>547000841easiest yous ever, thank you for falling for it
>>547000619bps are the real sluts
Where do I use these?
>>547000880Well then that means they've said yes just because they know it's something you're into, and they want to spend time with you anyway. If you went ahead with it anyway you wouldn't bein the wrong, because you've asked and they said yes, but also know that it might make them upset and push them away if it's something they're not into.
>>547000956Hey....
>>547001058I'm going to do this with Eris.
>>547001058weird looking Iouky
>>547001058I am also going to do this with Eris
>>547001090will wish, in the same building as alchemy
>>547000624>it's weird how perfect a fit they are for each othersi dont think its weird, if eris stops harassing everything that moves and ken stops caring about what others think of him they're basicaly fixing each other which is cute af
Yall know Eris is dating Ken and she’s not a cheater right? lol. Stfu
>>547001263I hope they stay together as long as possible to make each other miserable, I'm glad they're together
>>546998919>No Cappu x Shotgundid they break up...
>>547000220Stop being weird.>>547000915Don't worry, I'll be back next week to ruin your time again.
>>547001495brother i saw eris getting passed around at the inn yesterday
>>547001495people that get close to ken gets targeted to hurt him because people think that gets under his skin its happened every single time
so the whole kenris narrative is based off the fact that they… took pair pictures together? kenzou took like 50 of these with chimoo but nobody batted an eye lolpromise you ive known eri for 4 years she doesn’t like mexicans
>>547001495Brother if only you knew how good Eris gives head.
Guys did you know glipglorp is dating zamoom?I can't believe lorpblorb would cheat on florpflab
>>547001721>promise you ive known eri for 4 years she doesn’t like mexicansdoes she have a boyfriendasking for a friend
>>547001721>he doesnt know4 years and you cant still see shit happening right in front of your eyes
>>547001660thoughts on ame?
>>547001495Dude, KILLER blowjobs my man. That bitch got some experience in her.
>>546998216Zaibatsu janitor herePlease stop that I have to scrub that up you know?
>>547001721>took pair pictures together?this is how people do it for the most part.if you stand next to someone for 5 minutes or take a couple of pictures then someone will surely pair you up in their head without even bothering to ask either of you
>>547001894I hate him (in a bro kinda way).
>>547001495im seconding >>547001694the shitposting about eris starts as soon as ken logs in everyday because they know he still reads the threadits not about fucking eris its about hurting ken, he logged in a few mins ago and spoke in gchat it was the same thing yesterday
>>547001660Sooo we’re at the point where beloved gameplay anons like Noir and Ascalon and Ame are logging in once a week to do their raid and using reclaim hub because they can’t even be assed to do unstable anymore?Is this what we’ve become?
>play aion 2>see glorpglorp left glip for another game.....
>>547001721>so the whole kenris narrative is based off the fact that they… took pair pictures together?No it's based off the fact that they "accidentally" posted flirty stuff in the gc over and over for 30 minutes while pretending each time that it was a mistake and the wrong chat
>>547001947ohh... you make me leak too...
>>547002120>beloved
everyone knows its kenzou himself astroturfing this shipand i for one is getting extremely tired of it, stop feeding it
>>547002292Ken has a habit of doing this shtick with whoever he’s shipped with to start shit lol.He did it in bnsg with a girl named Peck.
>>547001660When are you raping me with your Big British Cock
Which rewards from unstable make it into reclaim hub if I skip?
>>546999971>>547001721Because taking pictures with your friends is normal, even if it's just the two, and doesn't imply any kind of coupling at all. The weird part is putting THAT much effort into it. Even the definitely real confirmed couples haven't done that much (at least not that they have shared).
>>547002432All of them. Most things go to reclaim. Only focus stuff and guild stuff don't
>>547002167i can't believe she left him, they seemed inseparable...
>>547002120Every mmo has down periods like this, it's not too much of a surprise. Personally I like not feeling shackled into ticking off a full checklist every day, it makes me more likely to stick around long term even if I'm a lot more laid back going forward.>>547002409Kindly die.
me f3+ stormblade is built to mating press you f1 frot mage..
I think this e-dating shit is really cringe and you guys should stop talking about it. You're grown men acting like you're back in school. But also, I'm dating an anon.
>>547002553i dont know shit about eris but ive know my nigga ken for a while he's committal af
>>547002054does being shipped with others make you uncomfortable
where are the f3+ built to mating press f2?
>>547002689>can just skip all content and get it next week anyway this game is so weird
>>547002406This happened before any shipping though. Like it was clearly intended to start it.It's also odd that it hasn't been mentioned for over a week and now suddenly without any development the thread is talking about it again
>>547002757b-but anon... me frot mage has a dick too!!why would you....
>>547002783Dating anons isnt weird but you dont need to schizopost about it every thread six times.
>>547002854Here!
>>547000880that also depends on how exclusive. did you consider a middle ground like doing 3P together?if you felt that they clearly aren't ok with it but they agreed anyway, then it's basically what the other anon said. you might have future fights on your hands
>>547002945me f3 + bigger than you f1 +me on top
>>546997396https://youtu.be/B0H3lCFha1Q
>>547002832Yes it's very weird. Please stop.
>>547003057Wow, she's cute
>>547003095wish they would stop shipping me too, its tiresome and uncomfortable
kenbros?
>>547003095can I ship you with hating being shipped
>>547003095i ship you with myself and we are married in my head
>>547003230Who was this guy anyways?Is he still active? I was really fucking jealous watching Eris do this, it should've been me instead
>>547002873You lose like 5-10% of some things. Also no unbound luno or bound rose orbs ever go to reclaim, and those are your real long term progression resources. It doesn't take much to max those though.
>>547003230that happened weeks before they were a thing and the fact that she went for a ken lookalike literal who should tell you enough
>>547003332isn't he a literal npc in the town?
>>547003378>>547003431>They don't knowEris has history with that guy btw.
>>547003095i'm still gonna ship you with noir because you're cute together sorry
I ship myself with the tankbuster. Being at low HP after such a huge impact....trying to recover while your oracle cuck wants to participate. Knowing they'll never have what we have.
>>547003095>>547003225>>547002783Shut up bitch nigga I'll ship you with whoever I want
>Was going to make a collage of all the gakis for the thread>Realize there are a bunch of really cute ones that have never been posted because they keep to themselves and the guild is too big to do a proper collage of all members at onceForget you guys, I'm keeping them all for myself
>>547003524I don't care, it should have been meEris should only look at me, Eris should only have eyes for me, Eris should belong to me heart and mind
STOP LEWDING MY FUCKING CLASS!! FROST MAGES DO NOT ACT LIKE THIS
why would you date someone that dresses like a slut 24/7 anyways
>>547003174both are cute
>>547003740Yeah if the last few days has taught me anything. I'd keep to myself too.
honestly i don't care about eris' looks, she just seems boring
>>547003783frot
>>546997396Advanced fertilizer still isn't fast enough.Yes, this new fertilizer will work just nicely.. https://youtu.be/2A0wabip2Do?
>>547003790>not wanting other men to see your wife (male)’s tits, knowing they won’t ever have those moobslow test
>>547003967trvke, no personality outside of sex sex sex
>>547003967She's nice enough but don't expect much conversation outside of suggestive lewding or anime references
>Eris seems boringI assure you that she really isn't
>>547004025Alright whose alt is this.
>>547003790because ken's not an insecure faggoti am tho and i would kill myself if my gf did and said half the stuff eris does
>>547004205she is in fact really boring
>>547003095why are you hiding who you are?
>>547004290Skill issue? I have pretty good conversations with her.
Erismid defence force has arrived
>>547004118>don't expect much conversation outside of suggestive lewdingI need to talk with her
>>547004263Those are both main characters bwo...
>>547004278>ken's not an insecure faggotlol lmao
>>547002982but where is here??
>>546998227e-earthfrot hg f1...
>>547003740just admit you're lazy.
>>547004510as a hg f1 do NOT start the narrative
>ridiculous amount of astroturfing for people no one has given a shit about for agesKeep it to your dead guild please.
>>547003783My f2 icicle is like this
>>547004393tells us more about you
as an earthfrot hg f1 i need to frot so bad...
>>547004569But we're not talking about Zaibatwhos?
how does the fishing emote work, how do I pick which fish to show?
>>547004510stay away from my comfy tank spec
>>547004690stop this slander AT ONCE
>>547004569trvke, lolsuba isn't relevant anymore but they are desperate to be
me F1 frost mage~
Notice how the F2 couple shippings are the only ones without thread drama
>>547004854Do you wanna make out with another F1 frost mage~?
>>547004843>he says, giving them attention because he can't stop thinking of them
>uwu earthfrot spec>COCK SPEC
>>547004720for me, it’s railing my fellow zaibatswho f1s against the wall after WBC
>>547004727there's a whole selection submenu to choose your biggest/smallest of everything you've ever caught
>>547004471say what you want bro he's been shitposted to death for months between two generals and is still having fun ingame and has a cute wife my nigga is a tank
>>547004938not given a choice when they spam the thread 18 hours a day as if they got nothing better to do like play the game
>>547005098Thread pvp is the game retard
>>547004954it's confirmed that COCK spec has the biggest overall
>>547005187wrong, it’s thread erp, fucking casual
>>547004954CEASE
>>547005058okay kenzou
knower here. Kenzou astroturfs himself constantly. >>547005058
Yeap, I think yotsuba fucking won!
>>547004569Holy shit is that real
>>547005229>>547005269CAN'T BEAT THE COCK
>>547005058>nigga is a tank>pussyfoots after getting raped in gc after kicking lico>shits out multiple paragraphs about his decisions>does nothing for a month>guild implodes>immediately cites "failing health" like it's a real job and steps downBro didn't tank shit, he's on life support.
>>547002757why is it only the frot mages who get to be mating pressed...
>>547005327nyes
>>547004997thanks, I found it, you have to do it through the J menu on its own section in the emote box
>>547005358The kitzu school of tanking
>>547005358what did you expect from someone who would consistently ignore the concerns of guildmates and spends 18+ hours a day in the thread astroturfing his e-dating ships
>>547005470Why is it what's SKs that are complete retards incapable of tanking correctly
>>547005358If only you guys knew what kind of messages he sends in DMs...
>>547005528true...
>>547005560How do you tank correctly
>>546997396Too many to choose from aieeehttps://youtu.be/s0C8FDv7KOk
resolute breathing on the guild bed and touching our heavy blades together...
>>547005560A legit skill issue. I'm glad the zaibros I've played with know how to tank and have the proper imagines
>>547005795You move the fuck out when you have a tankbuster instead of cleaving the entire raid
>>547005620we know eris, you two have been "leaking" DMs for days now
>>547005795just move away from the party when you're targeted with the tb kitzu
>>547005898HEALERS ADJUSTDPS ADJUSTAUTO-USERS IN SHAMBLES
>>547005898>>547005940Can everyone else not just move away for a second
>>547005838f1s only have small blades meant to be under heavier ones
Isaac is so cute
>>547005976Kitzu literally is an auto user.
>>547005920I'm talking about discord bwo... Some of it is funny and some are downright embarrassing.
My otherguild M has a shitposting-addicted femcel F1 Yotsuwife and is a knower of lore you cannot even begin to imagine.
>>547006009One person moving is easier than 19 other people moving
>>547005620I know that he's an even bigger pussy in dms that can't take any modicum of accountability for his actions
>>547006009You don't do damage as a tank. Just move so 19 others don't.
>>547004889Got this drop from today's free event Wish coin
>>547005828kek
>>547006009this is based but you'll be more based if you move away and be helpful to the rest
>>547006093>shitposting-addicted F1yeah we already know about sani
>>547006172I'm happy for youKYSKYSKYSKYS
>>547006009>can I just not do the one thing I need to do and instead have a dozen people do it?Shut the fuck up Kitzu
Kinda want the core drive set just for the front hair...
I have Clover clique fatigue
>>547006009>everyone elsekitzu is that really you, what kind of a retard would make everyone else move when your role already needs minimum effort required.
>the absolute state of /bpsrg/ tanks
>>547006390>front hairIt's not a front hair. Like the outfit, it's a single hairstyle
>>547006518It literally is split, anon. Maybe not for males but females it's two halves
Apply for BWC~
>>547006419a king that’s who
>>547006095>>547006156>i'd rather die than ever do a single game mechanicdps players in a nutshell
>>547006601that's one way to be kept from raids.
>>547005560because most of the good SKs are lazychads, unironicallythey got their clears and they help out when needed, but otherwise they let other people get their M5 clears if they need them
>>547006518It definitely isn't and you are a retard
>>547006518False, its front and back hairt. actual haver
>>547001495You say that but Eris was taking Eristic's BBC in the Clover corner yesterday like a champ.
>everyone I wanted to do Stimen with already did it without meIt's actually over for me
Why is the rest of the raid getting hit by the tank buster anyway, the AoE is clearly visible.
>>547006673The only mechanic you have as a tank is to not kill other people with tankbusters or cleaves, is it really that hard to play the easiest role for you?
>>547006415Same, they're forcing theirselves even harder than Zaibatsu
>>547006830Because people assume the tank isn't retarded and will move like every other tank in the game, but Kitzu isn't the brightest
I have Yotsuba clique fatigue
Literally the equivalent of not returning the shopping cart, kitzu. Nigger tier behavior
>>547006970I wish zaibatsu posted here the most we get is their guild picture in game...
we all know the only guild that matters here is yotsuba
>>547006032qrd on Isaac
>>547006415What do you mean anon? I'm in clover too and I haven't struggled with cliques at all, do you need help?
>>547007060Which Zaibatsus are you looking for
>>547007124He is based.
>>547007143ALL OF THEM.
are cliques real or are you guys just dramafaggots that couldnt make friends? like bro
>>547007143the f1s that want to be bridal carried by an m3
>>547006830the only time i've seen raids get hit by tankbuster is when people are autoing lazily in stuff like goblin or tina since the hitboxes go a tiny bit further than the aoe indicator
>>547007205they're very real
>>547006093>>547006265Who are the thread biofems here’s besides sani?
>>547007124still straight so i can't creampie his ass
>>547007143The zaibrats and the pso2g popular girls clique
>>547007124very likely a biofem
>witness snufkin fight a f1 3x her size>witness snufkin kick a m1 out of the bar "kids are not allowed">hides under armorbros after doing a little trollingi don't care the gender. they are cute, CUTE!!!
>>547007040noir and ascalon are gone though
>>547006830>giant red "Do Not Stand In This" circle>every non-tank dives into you headfirstthey can't help themselves
>>547007205they're obviously real, people have friend groups and those they're familiar with from other mmosbut that doesn't mean you can't play or talk with people in those friends groups
>>547007205i will literally queue anything with anyone that talks in 4444 or my guild bro
>>547007364the other clique is as tiresome
>>546995371brown alice armpit sex
>>547007345what makes you say that
>>547007387Just return the shopping cart kitzu
>>547007205They aren't real I am a non psoger/xivger and made friends just fine
post the dps meter.
Where are all the GAY M2s and M3s that will bridal carry me?
>>547007396Then why everyone ignored me when i was asking for raid in 4444...
>>547007564You are an undesirable or asked at 4 in the morning
>>547007564mercury was in retrograde.
>>547001495Eris was drinking rob's cum yesterday, he even posted about it here and kenzou said it was okay as long as she didnt take it inside her pussy
>>547007564West Coast issue, the cliques would rather eRP during your hour
>>547007683I giggled like a faggot I hate you
>>547007448We’ve seen the /pso2g/ clique (bossu, butts, cappu, etc) and the /bnsg/ clique (kenzou, taly, cocona, sylnara, etc.)But who is the /xivg/ clique? I haven’t seen any of the /xivg/ers clique out very hard yet.
>>547007734I hate being west coast so much with this game. I don't think mega servers with EU was worth it
>>547007775taly is pso2g she was just attached to ken
>Tuesday afternoon>every single person I know has already done Stimen without meguess I'll have to pug it after level 80 gear unlocks next week
>>547007775Cappu and butts are not pso2g. Lientri is more pso2g than them
>>547007775there's like seven pso2g cliques
>>547007775Rob and only Rob
>>547007564You're not part of the clique, next
>>547007913actually quite wrong
>>547007775/xivg/ is spread out over all 4 of the guilds. It's the actual shadow council manipulating everything behind the scenes.
>>547007890I haven't done it yet! But I'm not home for 6 hours...
>>547007890Pugging can be a fun experience too! You get a bit of everything, maybe you will even meet someone interesting that you could form a bond with, so don't take it so badly!
>>546997396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65DtPZLeBzsI'm using this downtime ingame to get started on Berseria
>>547008018The La li lu le lo?
>>547008018tell me about the shadow council… who’s apart of it?
Any qrd regarding Sani x Pastel?
>>547007921not every group of friends is a clique
you are now remembering the sewer quest
I am no longer a beamsissy I'll be a proper iciclechad now
>>547007754
>>547008240Based you're still swapping between the two depending on content, right?
>>547008018The shadow council is a /pso2g/ meme actually, fuck off. /xivg/ cant do shit. I need to see some proof first before you steal our meme.
>>547007561Best compromise I can offer is my m1
>>547008221the sewer quest was okay nigga just hit escape. all that it did is out most of you fags as people who don't play mmosthe real annoying questline was the windhowl one
>>547008135>>547008149Yes, some of them are AI-driven. But they seek to shape the world into their views, even if it means destroying guilds. As you have seen in the past week.
>>547008073cute song but don't post my wife
>>547007561find me
the shadow council leader is the deegposter
>>547008018>xiv shadow council starts all the high school drama because they are jealous of L>pso2g shadow council points and laughs at them while blacklisting
>>547008319The shadow council is literally from WoW retard, PSO2 didn't even exist
>>547008371Half of them dont even play ff 14
>>547008371LET ME IN CREEP PLEASE
Shadow council is actually gw1. Meet at Temple of the Ages ae1
Who actually is the shadow council? Some of the shitposting last week was super coordinated and I already know it wasn’t /pso2g/ cause bossu was one of the targets.
>>547008221I actually literally don't remember it
>>547008428collect my pronouns ass post
No but really do I get the core drive hair?
>Yotsuba crashing out>Somehow all the guilds that took refugees in are completely fine>Yotsuba still the dedicated lolcow guild with nonstop leaksReally makes you think
can I get a real QRD only once onRimanahRegimontRatIsaacIrardArnaudMakuNjorZhanmadaoEristicChillyCallahanAzmi
>>547007890>after level 80 gear unlocks next weekpugs will be asking for 24k GS next week then>>547008065my first pug tank yesterday was immediately jumping down and pressing H. we even managed to make it work somehow till 47 floor.
>>547008876L was right about the cliques just saying.
>>547008876im crashing tf out rn
How....how could Yotsuba fall...we were the number one strongest guild in the general....so many people dying and fighting to join our ranks....we had everyone here in the palm of our hands....our kingdom, what has become of it...? Now look at us, we're the weakest guild and the biggest laughing stock. Forgive me Kenzou.
>>547008964>pug tankBRO YOUR GUILD
>>547008964>pugs will be asking for 24k GS next week thenA good point actually
>>547008734All the guild leaders are actually /xivg/ plants that have stolen prestigious anons names to make use of their authority
>>547008923Clover
>>547008923Tell me you're a faggot looking to dickhop without telling me you're a faggot looking to dickhop
>>547008031You probably aren't someone I know>>547008065yeah I can't wait to "form a bond" with another person who'll just do stimens without me>>547008964you're right maybe it's better to just quit at this point
>>547008876Smart decisive leaders make huge difference.
I'm only 17k... I'm never gonna make it through the pug battlefields
>>547009525I'm only 21k, pray for me, brother
>>547008923>dodged the listLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>547008876The last Yotsuba guild leak I saw was the shock collar one that was clearly from Butts, it's been quiet since then
>>547009743No one is chatting there is nothing to leak
>>547009253No i’m trying to pick the right male to marry my f1
>>547009743all the communication is done on discord, why talk in guild chat when it will get leaked for drama
>>547009708Exactly my thoughts, I'm just glad the weirdos aren't looking for me.
>>547009948it still screams dickhopping desu, you just aren't hopping off an initial cock
>>547008964what are tanks supposed to do stimen anyway
>>547010086That was 100% posted by one of the people on that list desperate for someone to say something nice about them though
>>547008558>all 3 have chokerswhat is it with this game and choker cosmetics
>>547010128Run around up top aggro all the mobs and hope they don't get stuck when you jump down
>>547010237Hides neck seams
>>547008558My cute friend on the left!!
>>547010128round up the mobs and hope that they don't clip into the fucking walls holy shit this game is held together by toothpaste and lego bricks
>>547008558full nelsonrimjobanal
>>547010128Jump down and pull the ground mobs up to the top of the stairs unless it's the wall of light stages.
>>547010439The red fishmen/lizardmen that appear on floor 45 onwards are horrendous for this. Our clear had them walking backwards and clipping into walls
If we meet again in the next MMO general, we need to borrow Laeun's cage and lock Kenzou in it so he can't come anywhere near a guild leaderhip position again.
>>547010260>>547010607w-which one is it
>>547010086I’m actually going to WRAP my hands AROUND HIS first fingers to feel his warmth and PUSH my face INTO his chest while SQUEEZING his shirt to make him feel loved. And once I’ve once I’ve gotten my FILL I’m going to wrap my arms around his NECK and make him PULL me up so I can have a TASTE of his lips. Anything he wants to do involving dick hopping he has to start cause I’m too shy and demure to start that.
>>547010691Fely tried warning you. If the ex guild leader leaves fucking leave
>>547010128Idk what pugs do, but my clique has the tank always drop down, gather the floor and run up the ramp (baiting the laser if it's one of those floors). Rest of party pulls the top meeting behind the pillar at the top of the ramp. On light wall floors, we do two pulls, an upper and lower. There's an issue with the darkness floors because block kinda struggles on that due the damage being % based and not having shields but a healer going with them, using a different spec tank or just meeting in the middle is also fine.
>>547010770unironically both, depends on the floor
Posting my crushes in game
>>547010770depends on the floor mech, on watcher you want to bring the mobs to the stair, the rest you just aggro the top one then jump
>>547010691Okay, but then where is she supposed to sleep if Kenny starts living in her cage?
so.. how many talent points are we suppose to have atm?
ban...kai...
>>547010691holy based
>>54701098270, you should have gotten max talents ages ago.....
>>547010691I doubt Ken will try to manage 100+ schizos again anon, he would've done way better leading a non containment guild
>>547010982Anon... all of themYou should have 70
Interesting.
it’s funny to think i probably would’ve turned out exactly like laeun if i had made a fetlife when i was 19
>>547011035kino...
Fuck sake. Refinement after level 13 is also ultra whale territory just like Imagines. Buri Mech Shards are really difficult to make because you only get 2/3 from spending 20 life skill on mining. I basically just spent 500 life skill mining and got many 50 total materials to create the shards. Which was like 5 fucking mech shards. And you also need the purple mech shards since level 13 to 14 refinement starts at +65%. So even with the +25% from 5/5 shards, you still need to use 4 purple mech shards which are hard to come by and incredibly expensive on the marketplace. I'm losing interest in this game because it really does feel like everything is put in place simply to make you pay real money. As it stands, you can MAYBE get 3 refinement levels per week if you are f2p after level 13 refinement.
>>547010906fely caused this by being a fag and giving leadership to him in the first place
>>547011097>>547011147I started a week ago and was wondering if there's more around...
>>547010916>There's an issue with the darkness floors because block kinda struggles on that due the damage being % based and not having shields but a healer going with them, using a different spec tank or just meeting in the middle is also fine.It's close but block can do it. Cast your countercrush and bastion before dropping down, pull the two groups while running between the lights. Save your dash for the end where you dash into the light at the top of the stairs. Normally I lived with ~3 or 4 ticks of darkness away from death.
>>547011136>againthat would imply ken did something. sylnara keeps mogging him in every mmo it's like a script at this point
>>547010902You'll get dicked just fine by most males then if you have enough initiative to hold hands, hug, and deeply kiss him. Dicking just comes naturally after that...
>>547011156ok eris
>>547009948o, cool>Rimanahthink he's into f1? he's straight and weird and those always like fucking children>Isaacis into f1 because he's white>Azmiis one of the m1 undesirables and known sexpest along with qbey>Irardis a weird schizo, and doesn't have a profile card, so you KNOW he's fucking nuts>Regiis taken>Njordoesn't like f1>Zahnquit the game lmao>Eristicdoesn't e-date>ChillyAzmi but m2 and doesn't sexpest>Arnaud Meh>Makusee above>Callahanmid asf
>>547007364their clique at least played the game
>>547007890>after level 80 gear unlocks next week>he doesn't knowall the m6 release dates are two weeks from now, it's just nightmare ice dragon.
>>547011174Moss mechs aren't typically worth buying to hit 100% vs just buying all the mats and hitting the RNG again
>>547011174Also WHY THE FUCK ARE PURPLE MECH SHARDS 3/3 MONTHLY FROM THE GUILD SHOP. MONTHLY, REALLY???
>>547011136he wouldn't have. he put more effort in taking shitty couple screenshots than being a leader.
>>547011174>3too generous
7 days...
>>547011291>njorisn't he m1? why does it hate f1?
>>547011035Me when I press volt surge
Eris is so cute... acts cute... the perfect girlfriend...
>>547011136>manage 100+ schizosHe didn't manage anything by his own admission. He was too afraid of upsetting anyone.
>friend collectorEngages with you on their terms. Contrary to popular belief, they may initiate conversation with you at times but unlike your first meeting, friend collectors tend to be quick to move on to whatever grabs their attention in the next immediate moments. Their response time is variable, but one of the telltale signs is that they'll start reading and responding slowly despite active conversation with you.>someone who has a social life separate from (You) but still appreciates youAvailability, response time to your initial message, and frequency of engagement varies. Often times they don't have great metrics in any of these, because (You) are not the center of their world. Despite this, they are able to immediately connect with you even if its been days, weeks, months or even years since you've last talked, and they show great effort and joy in their interactions with you even if it's not frequent. You'll be able to tell that they're greatly immersed in conversation with you and that they respect you as a friend.>(You) Either you're someone who is genuinely trying to make friends and letting your anxieties get to your head so you feel fearful of the idea of reaching out, or you're someone who's looking for a friend but you actually want a clingy lover-like relationship. Cancer basically.Hope this helps.
Seriously who are the biofems here
>>547011579Most of the males, now stop asking
>>547008558If i join mesugaki, will you stare at me like that and bully me?
>>547011579Me f2
>>547011338>just buying all the mats and hitting the RNG againThe mats are really expensive though
>>547008978why do you think they got schizoed so hard? truth hurts
-ahem-HIGANBANA MATING PRESSEEK MASKED FELLATIOMARU PAIZURIMERU STUCK IN WALL FREE USEKRITTENING EXHIBITIONISM SEXLAEUN RYONASNEED ANAL SEXOLD VAMPIRE LADY NURSING HANDJOBRURI ARMPIT SEXJIGGU + COCONA THREESOME SEXREDO SMALLDOM SEXMEVIUS FEMDOM SEXVESPERA AMAZON POSITION SEXCHILLY GOOSH GOOSHSOLETHE EMOTIONLESS SEXAYA REVERSE RAPE SEXEVEN MORE HIGANBANA MATING PRESSYUMYUM PRONE BONE SEXHIRONDELLE MISSIONARY SEXEFFY COMPENSATED SEXKUKULKAN BLACKMAIL SEXVERDI SUMATA SEXALICE IRRUMATIO SEXALICE MIND CONTROL SEXALICE NAKADASHI SEXALICE FOOT JOB SEXTHIRD ROUND OF HIGANBANA MATING PRESSNODE DID NOTHING WRONG
>>547011560you are my wife
>>547011237Idk if I'm just missing a light at the top of the stairs but it's a long haul from the floor, up the ramp, and down the hallway. I dash for the ramp and am bunny hopping the rest of the time and I usually am nearly dead before rounding that first corner. Idk how I'm supposed to make it back to the start.
>>547011550this I find especially amusing because after voicing my issues he told me he didn't care what I thought
>>5470113362 weeks from now is solo/duo for m6, it releases one week later
>>547008978>>547011705and who’s L in this analogy
>>547011579You're not playing with real women you stupid simp retard
>>547011698I know. Moss mechs are just even more expensive. Use the bound ones you get on your weapon attempts.
>>547011792Chad move
>>547011731how much will effy asks?
>>547011830Lientri nigga keep up
>>547011430>raids only go up to 8 people
>erm the kenris astroturfing is perfectly normal and out of nowhere!>casually turns a blind eye to how rob mentions went to 0 since the Yotsuba exodus while senny became a top namedropped male kenris is natural interest in the two biggest names in bpsrg, not real astroturfing
>>547011731kek
>>547011830Yagami Light
>>547011560You can't actually make friends anyways, everyone here who has friends made them 3+ years and several games agoIf you are actually going into this game without a friend group you are so beyond fucked it's impossible to even put it into words
>>547011560I thought I wanted friends, but whenever someone talks to me I just wish they would shut up
>>547011790>Idk how I'm supposed to make it back to the start.The other team members pull the top to the light by the stairs and meet you there. But you know what, I might have used 2k/s hp food now that I think about it.
>>547011579>bioNone.
>>547012171HP food would definitely fix it. I've been having my team meet me at that corner though and it's all been working okay.
>in homestead>get random guild invite from normiesWonder if I should join..
>>547011941And?
>>547011973>Kenzounobody cares>Eriscarried by her shamelessly attention whoring and avatarfagging for over a decade on this board
>>547012010you can ALWAYS make new friends. in fact, you WILL make new friends.this is a threat.
>>547011830>>547011982https://youtu.be/qR6dzwQahOMOfficial theme of nooticers
>>547011790do your mitigation when pulling on floor 40 forwards
>tfw talking to 4 people at the inn at onceHELPPP
>>547011973nothing natural about this, kenzou
>>547012391Oh I always do, just the darkness ticks hurt a ton on that long run up. What floor effects are there for 41-45 and 46-50?
>>547012303no, come back to yotsuba immediately senny
>>547012010>join guild>people are nice and want to help out with content>invite them again next time
>>547009948pleasebemycrushpleasebemycrushpleasebemycrush
>>547012535*smooch*
>>547012350>you will make new friendsI have been trying as hard as I can for the past month since the game launched to make friends with as many people as possible and not a single one of those people would ever actually call me their friend or do anything with meNot a single person is actually genuinely interested in spending time with me or playing the game with me. It's completely hopeless, unless people with actual friends are going to tell me this is normal and I actually just need to deal with this for months on end and then one day those people will go "wow we've been talking to each other for six months now I guess you can be my actual friend now"
Who are you guys marrying in s2?
>>547012759Boyce
Is Aya scary?
>>547012535Cute m1
>>547012387kek
>>547012734lol
>>547012759whoever is still playing.
Hmm..Hmm..RobVox..Cappu?
>>547012759Kenzou
>>547012779she's a biofem so think what you will
Who are the sad posters
anyone noticing more and more zaibatrannies are getting bored of the game so they’re starting to pop up in this thread with shitposts?never heard of most of these names but all of a sudden they get thrown around like candy like lmaowedonotcare, this is and has always been a Yotsuba thread and yall be late to the game on soul #impregnatejiggu
>>547012734join the bpsrg discord
>>547012493light orb and petrification, i forgot
the astroturfing is legit starting to make me dislike both kenzou and eris
>>547012759even if I personally think it would be cool if we found new cuties to marry ingame, i know my irl spouse would not like that
>>547012947me
>>547012960He said he wants friends not erp fuckbuddies
>>547012947I avatarfag while I'm happy and sadpost anonymously.
>>547012985Fug. Light orb is my least favorite
What's the latest clique opinion that influences the thread?
I used to reach out to people wanting friends but 99% of the time they’re a no show and 1% of the time they’re an insane schizo who just want someone to latch onto and drain all their social energy.
>>547012947Laeun and YumYum
>>547012734H-hi anon... I'd like to be genuine friends, check on you everyday and run content together.. can I get a hint or something..
>>547012903 DONT FORGET SENNY SENNY SENNY SENNY DONT FORGET THE BEST MALE SENNY DONT FORGET SENNY IN THE COLLAGES THE MYSTERIOUS WALLFLOWER SENNY SENNY SENNY SENNY(this is a real and valid post void of all astroturfing)
>>547012903I'm listening...
>>547012595>>547012787ty2
>>547010953Higanbana!
>>547012953Yotsuba lost maru you are irrelevant
>>547012025This is literally me, not sure if it's the people from this general or just my autism
If you want to make real friends then pick up fighting games with the aim to actually get good at them. You will meet many rivals along the way who share not just a similar goal, but also many other hobbies and interests with you.Doing this I have befriended many anons some of which I have kept contact with for already close to 10 years. We still play games together, talk about our interests, and even major events going on IRL (some of them have even gotten married).Pick up Blazblue Central Fiction for PC today!
>>547013072my party was a lifebind and i tanked the darkness no problem, am hg tho
>>547012759Is this an actually confirmed mechanic? Or just a thing we're joking about?
>>547012734>wow we've been talking to each other for six months now I guess you can be my actual friend nowThis is how it went for me once, this stupid bitch ghosted me for days and avoided me like the plague and even deleted me once but she's the one replying to me instantly nowit took a whole year, but I tamed the friend collector
>>547013316CF on PC sucks though
>>547013176sorry at this point I'm pretty burnt out and I don't really know if I want to keep reaching out to people
>>547013316fgc is full of trannies even in the least tranny adjacent fighting games like MK, stfu roli you’re probably a chaser
>>547012759I won't be marrying since nobody likes male characters. It's fine though.
>>547013316>fighting gamessorry I'm not black
>>547011174Even for the weapon, going from 13 to 15 is just +25 atk gain for the price of a half of Muku Chief will.Think I will be just selling smelting mats till I can get Muku Chief to lvl3
>>547013316>Pick up fighting gamesI'm listening>Blazblue CFaaand dropped
>>547013316die, ame
>>547013410>pity mewe like male characters just not yours
>>547012734hi, want me to approach you to yap at you about random stuff?
>>547013410We warned you about pso2g astroturfing males to laugh at them
>>547012734people who are friends don’t actually say “okay we’re friends now.”they just do stuff together and chat togethersometimes someone may lose interest and drift away but that’s fine tooyou may click with someone more than others and hang out with them more but that doesn’t mean others stopped being your friends
WIP biofem listLaeunYumYumAyaEriswho else?
>>5470134659k? WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>>547013473Some are Mexican
>>547013465there is kinda nothing to do I just log in do dailies and log out
>>547013316I'm a chopped unc, I only play SF4 and Marvel 3
>>547013124trvket. also reached out to a bunch of anons vagueposting
Why haven't (You) done this yet?
hope left in man status?
>>547013604Maru
>>547013329Earthfort though? It's mostly an issue on block I feel
>>547013740i dont wanna be a vtuber, dad
>>547013754the chinese aren't human
>>547012734I'll be your friend, but either you'll get bored of me or annoyed...
>>547013740i would have to talk to her first...
>>547013604>erisstart again nigga lmfao
>>547013604Node
>>547013878huh?? i thought eris was a girl?? she acts like one??
Good morning everyone.Evil spreadsheet anon hereIt’s time to drop the act. I’m not evil. Anyways, the Yotsuba Master Mode rentry is receiving an update in one week’s time.Namely, Friday November 28, 9PM PDT.This is to give everyone 5 days to get as high a master score with the new master difficulties and level 80 gearsFor those anons who have left, you will no longer be included Before the update, I will put a small update on the rentry called the>Hall of Fame (Level 60 Master Mode)It will list all players in Yotsuba who hit 2250 scoreThank you
>>547011174Who cares about refinements. It's so tiny. Finish your skill books. All of those reforge materials will become way cheaper later
>>547013604PlushAscalonFalsettoAphiSelvie
>>547013604>only two out of fourmight as well remake the list it’s already cooked
>>547013754My hope is here. We're not just back, we're so fucking back bros.
>>547013740There's marriage?
>>547012010Invite me to play and i'll play with you, talk to me and i'll talk to you. That's how he became my friend, this is the first mmo i play with you guys
>>547013878>he doesn't knoweris smells like the most biofem on this list
>>5470139050/1>>5470140372/5
>>547013754cannot find massive muscular armored M3 to handhold my F2 oracle so... 10% and rapidly dropping
>>547014129I think they just dyed some outfits white
>>547013981Good riddance faggot
>>547013262Correct!
No one ever rapeposts my f2 or molests her in dms
>>547014198I was thinking more of a system integrated into the game. Like reach friendship lvl 10 or whatever and it unlocks.
>>547014174>smellsstupid retard just archive his old xiv name or tera name and realize he’s admitted to being a tranny many times ill spoonfeedLuna Erina WHM - Miqote!f Pintail/Eri - Elin!f fuck off now
>>547014304This one is Aya!
I met Creep for the first time in front of a laundromat. He kept thanking me for "my support" and then signed and gave me a copy of the diary of anne frank. why?! he didn't write that book. then three people started chasing him down the street. He seems to work in mysterious ways.
>>547013740Why are they doing it there when there is a dedicated marriage spot in town?
>>547013370Do you really want to be friends with someone like that? If someone ghosts me for days and deletes me I'd be done with them.
>>547014352>reach friendship lvl 10 and it unlocks.DONT FORCE ME INTO DUNGEONS MOTHERFUCKRFHHFBVB
>>547014410Do you mean like an acual official mechanic or just a spot that people decided they're going to use?
>>547013978shes biotransfemme if that counts
>>547011035
>>547013981>2250 hall of famethe time to make this has long passedyou were probably a sub2k shitter who barely made it in this week and that’s why you delayed it
>>547014174Indian nigga when they get desperate for a girlfriend online
>>547014352>queue up dungeons daily with my bro, no homo>suddenly we get married
>adoring fans>obsessive stalkers>rumors of me and the manager fucking on top of rumors of me and the boy idol popstar datingmy idol career is off to a good start..?
>>547014379>he doesn't know
>>547014618Bromance is stronk
>>547013465Aion 2 status?
>>547014725need a phone number just to register.
>>547013465vrchat mains winning
>>547013393NEVER GIVE UP ANON
>>547014651SYBAU effy
>>547011731why am i on this list?
>>547013393you can give up today but make sure to keep trying!
>>547013631Well the alternative is console but that's still on delay instead of rollback>>547013398>>547013528I'm neither of these>>547013473Me neither>>547013521What's wrong with Blazblue CF :(>>547013631Based
>Marry bro>We're both tanks>Can never do content together>Become whoracle for broNo homo
>chat is still calling it BWCPlease stop trying to make us horny
>>547011731I’ll take one order of Chilly goosh goosh please!
I think I have to just abandon my other friends. They keep saying they want to run content so I wait and wait and wait for them but they never show up. I've passed on running things with my guild or 4444 because I wanted to do it with them but it's just not happening.
>>547014572sybau you fucking monkey
>>547014352do we have any info on the friendship system as it is?
>>547013480isnt refined attack/defense kinda big? as in they bypass defense/attack
>>547014984You're welcome.
>>547014948I replied to the wrong post/same post twice.It's over for me.
>>547015029no no noWHY am I on that list?
>>547015034what content are they asking you to run bwo?
>>547014352>waste dev time on a feature barely anyone will use locked behind insane requirementsyou're making mahjong delaying class changes look sane.
>>547014949why wouldn't you just dps stupid ass, now you can't play with any other tanks or other healers
>>547014196There's so many armorbros and they all like F2s you literally just have to talk to one of them so they realize you exist.
haha guys bwc is it still funny?
>>547014859I'm not sure if this list is what the anon wants to do with those characters, or what the anon has already done with those characters.
DPSgods won biglyI remember when everyone was panicking about lack of healers on launch and we ended up with way too many healers
>>547013604>Ayaerm
>>547013861What I want;>will talk to me three or four times a week, it's okay if you're busy on occasion and I don't see you for a day>will do things with me if I ask because I will go out of my way to do anything in my power/drop everything that isn't important for youand this one is very selfish but>doesn't make me feel like I'm inferior to the rest of their friends>>547014134>invite me to play and I'll play with youUnfortunately this entire episode I am having is because I invited several people to play with me and they blew me off because I'm unimportant
>>547015180>>547014382Chilly huh? this is nice...
I saw Creep at the bar in Asterleeds yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and emoting “Deep in Thought Deep in Thought Deep in Thought” and resting his hand shut on his chin front of my face. I walked away and continued with my socializing, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my drinks up front(Rob Chidori was the bartender btw) I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boiled water in his hands without paying.Chilly at the entrance was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the bar.When Rob took one of the boiled water and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any lil schizzie from joining Zaibatsu,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After Rob scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
>>547015414If you weren't retarded, which you are btw. You would simply write "hi my name is so and so does anyone want to group up later?" retard.
>>547015515Thank you for the astroturfing+10 threacred
>>547015384wash your hands they’re fucking filthy
>>547013604nigga that is not a womanhttps://vrchat.com/home/user/usr_29b3a6bc-33b2-4b00-a38a-51c32a4a257e
>poor me, i want friends but no one wants to play with me>i can be your friend if you wa->actually i'm kinda tired right now and don't ACTUALLY want friends.actual biofems posting in this general
>>547015570>does anyone want to group up laterI've done this and people just forget about it or later never comeslast week I had to repeatedly ask over and over until finally I was able to get a few reluctant people to play with me
>>547013598>people who are friends don’t actually say “okay we’re friends now.”my autistic ass does this sometimes if i feel like an anon is super wallflowery and shy
>>547015647>requires a login????????
>>547015647>log in needed
>>547015034Create the party and Invite them. If they are too shy they won't suddenly call you or rarely will even if they want. Something else you can do if you won't invite is posting your party at guild chat or 4444, if they see they will suddenly apply.
>>547015042Someone's feeling called out lmaoWhy do you waste hours of your life on autistic rankings nobody cares about
>>547015662I want a genuine friend and not someone pretending to be my friend out of pity or someone who is going to schizo me in the thread and call me a loser
>>547015034there's no content lockout, just run it then go again with them if they ever bother to play the game
>vrchat
>>547015662anon got several offers from multiple anons and only replied to a handful of themi think most people expect the "i need friends" posters to be baiting
Actual advice for friendlets who are really shit at making friends in online games:Stick around until people start to quit, until the guilds are down to like 10-20 regulars. They'll all know that the guild/game is dying, but they'll keep logging in because it's just a habit at that point. Eventually the game dies, but you stay in contact any play other games together. Now you've got a clique. I've repeated this process many times.
>>547015647That isn't even the same person dumbass
>>547015034Wish I had someone like this, my "friends" just immediately join whatever random party they can find and do everything as soon after reset as they possibly can so they can avoid playing with me
F3 for this feel?
>>547015662We really do have /xivg/ herePROTIP: never reach out to lonelyposters, you'll quickly find out why they're lonely
>>546997396
>>547016102that actually happened to me last mmo i played, 80% of the guild fell apart and suddenly the last members started talking to me
>>547015943You have two options. You either give people a chance knowing you might get shitposted, or you keep hoping that circumstances makes someone bump into you, take interest in you, and reach out to you first.One is proactive and has more risk, one is reactive and doesn't stop you from getting shitposted, but means you don't have to actually do anything and can just wait forever until it happens.Pick your poison anon. My philosophy is nothing worth doing is risk free.
>>547016318sniffing the fingers of the one on the left
>>547016312I will continue reaching out to lonelyposters. The worst of them never meet up in-game anyway.
>>547016102This is how I made friends from /bnsg/
>>547016385It really does work every time. When things get desperate and you're all in the trenches together, people open up and you can make some really long lasting friendships.
>>547015943>I want a genuine friendthen why are you looking for one in the mental asylum that is /bpsrg/, it's like rummaging through trash looking for fried chicken.
>>547015414>What I want;Okay, wanna give it a try? Where can i find you? This is kinda hard for me too you know?
>>546997396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsYooQGc8cUCaptcha: NTRJ0
>>547015254M5s, and vaults to a lesser degree.>>547015853They're just not online for me to kidnap like that. We'll talk in discord, and any time I ask it's"oh yeah I'm interested but rn I'm doing this other thing">>547015950I know there's not but I want to do it with them. I should just join some others that are doing it. I'm gonna just resolve to do that when I get home.>>547016152I get that. I wage, and am usually busy on Mondays in general so I barely have done anything for this week. People are already done and are going to just daily log for the rest of the week. Kinda sucks...
>>547016213Got a chubby from this
>>547016152i do both, join everything, but if i see any of them wanting to do content i join again to help
>>547016461one of them turned out absolutely mental and eventually just blocked me on disco despite my best efforts to keep in touchgranted, my "best" efforts probably fell short, but when every interaction is just nothing but a series of schizobabble and they don't ever wanna play games together, then there's really nothing else I can do with them
>>547016617>People are already donethink again motherfucker, we had people doing vaults last weekend. someone might even start a run in the middle of the week.
>>547016025>vrchat
>>547015943motherfucker how do you think people become friends? do you expect to not meet anyone at all and for a random autist in the guild to take you into a 2/5 and talk your ears off? there are some anons who are completely willing to do that, but they still initially meet people by forming parties and interacting with each other. you can't expect people to talk if you refuse that initial interaction.you have at least a solid 10 or so people willing to throw you a bone, do you really think everyone is going to troll you or pity you?
>>547016617it's fine to just make gameplay friends so you can simply run content togetherand when your friends also want to do content you can simply do it againif they don't, then you already got your runs in so no harm no foul
>>547016152I do this but it isn't so I can avoid playing with someone, it's because I want my dailies and weeklies over with ASAP
The dye system in this game is honestly so fucking trash. Why are dyes limited by life skill or the rare times you get dye boxes? In XIV you can just buy dyes off the marketboard cheaply. I cant believe they are limited fashion in a fucking idle fashion game.
I don't want to join a random vaults party in 4444I want to run vaults with people I know and want to be friends with
>>547016791It's more the m5 stuff than vaults. I passed up other groups pushing for 2250 and a lot of them now aren't really doing anything.
>>547015414I can do this, any descriptors or easy ways to find you?
So the bi-weekly cycle for the next month is Aion 2 (right now) > Tower of Fantasy > Guild Wars Remaster > XIV patch 7.4 then what?
>someone mentions BWC in World>brown girls instantly typeAnyone nooticing
>>547017002Yeah it's retardedPunishing people who want to play dressup will just encourage people to buy less outfits a
>>547015034you should try asking in guild chat so its more casual, dms can be alot of pressure for some of us. if we like you we will join, i join some peoples in the guild i dont even know yet because id like to be closer
>>547017065maplestory classic
>>547017065I hate that this is barely a joke
>>547017187DoA, they have post big bang retards with level 280 characters as their playtesters
>>547017006Lonely faggot
>>547016318my f1 is a chair for the one on the left..
>>547017002they want to monetize every aspect of this game without realizing people are more likely to spend if they are thrown a bone once in awhile
>>547017065For me it's Tower of Fantasissy
>>547017002>needs mixer>and dye powderMixer is probably the only issue but the powder can be bought from markets at least.
>>547008923>Rimanahlikes f1s, maybe your best bet>Regimonttaken>Ratquit>Isaacyour second best bet>Irardschizo>ArnaudIsaac but always naked>Makusure if you have no other choice>Njorisn't he e-dating Anubis already>Zhanmadaoquit the game>Eristicdoesn't e-date>Chillysame as above>Callahanold fart>Azmigo ahead
>>547017475>doesn't e-date>Chillynot even brown girls?
>>547017065GW remaster isn't going to pull anyone imo. It's an unc game that you either grew up with and like, or had zero exposure to and don't care. Aion 2 probably will filter a lot due to sheer Korean p2w, but the first weekend might be okay. ToF idk man they keep trying to make that IP work but this is like the 5th "release". XIV will be okay for it's usual 2 weeks before people othergame like always. We're between big single player releases though so ig you might be right.
>>547016582>>547017047I'm someone who usually hides this and is bubbly and friendly and always willing to help people, I'm usually at the inn if I'm not actively doing thingsIf you aren't a super wallflower odds are we've already talked at some point
you guys have some strange notion of what friends are. I don't personally talk to 95% of my guild but they are all my friends who I will die for. if I talk to someone irl about the people that I play games with I don't stress and try to quantify every single relationship I've had with someone in black and white terms, they are just my internet friends. it isn't this complicated, and some of you are stuck in a "fantasy friendship" ideal that is more akin to a spouse than an actual friend.
ngl sometimes i don't join m5 cause i think i'll doom my party haha..
>>547017475
Getting close to quitting myself. I just hate how so many artificial barriers are in place to force you to pay money. Imagines, dyes, refinements, books... fucking shit all of it. The only reason I don't want to quit is that I like chatting to people in game and taking pictures with them.
>>547017625me (tank)
>>547017475my nigga chilly plaps a lot of girls>t. knower
>>547017604>I don't personally talk to 95% of my guild but they are all my friends who I will die for.okay so why won't you run m5 with me when I ask in guild chat
>>547017669don't quit then and take it easy?the gear progression comes with time, socialize otherwise
>>547017720Tank anxiety is real
>>547017475>m1xf3 was realit should've been meeee!!!
>>547017669A lot of it they *could* give out tons of via events, but it's been kinda scant
>>547017625most are alright with progging, and if you get one that isnt fuck 'em
>>547017475Chilly does edate retard you missed his lonely posting about not a single f liking him
>>547017579I'm going to play it with Guardsman Bob once he stops coding his geoguessr clone
>>547017604there are people here who wants you just for them and will get mad if they see you talking too much with somebody else. just like a jealous married partner
locking emotes behind friendship coin grind and having a weekly limit is also top tier retarded
>>547017669I'm more annoyed by the keys. 2/day isn't much.
It's been fun guys, I can't tank this anymore
>>547017767I logged out because I finished my dailies sorry bro
>>547017945they never said it was by choice
>>547017601>another lonelyposter turned out to be a highly social friend collector who was not getting enough attention.getting really tired of that
>>547018004kenchou...;_;
>>547017835i like doing raids because it feels i have someone to lean on to, also yeah this is just a game but i dont want to let my bros down
>>547017767we're (probably) not in the same guild.
>>547017475>azmi >go aheadlmao noty
Which Clover male should I try to e-date then?
>>547018217Chilly
>>547017762>>547017945shut up I dont plap or edatei just wanna play game, make pictures, and craft joke posts and maybe marry a nice f2 or f3 and retire to my homestead
>>547018140i don't like raids, there are usually so many tanks that i don't even get to do any mechanics.
>>547018106>friend collectorI talk to every single person on my friends list who is willing to hold a conversation with me
>>546997396Waow!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx3s99FNXzI
>>547018305>Be HG>Literally never get a mechanic because shield knights are perma tauntingIt's kinda retarded
getting a bit bored of the game lads
>>547018138E*** did you finally make the dude kill himself?
>>547018427me (cockspec)
>>547018140You let them down by not doing it so JUST DO IT
>>547018465wanna...?
>>547017669You're not wrong. Shit is weirdly restricted, so much to the point that the devs have to put shit on the trading center just for the whales to buy up??? Why wouldn't you just make the tradable drops more common so players can sell them to the whales? Very stupid and obviously an intentional short-term cash grab.
>>547018465list anons that are this puffy
>>547018217so many of the Clover ones go for the old man look I just don't care for at all. you can make insanely hot anime men in this game, just because you're an unc doesn't mean you can't make some eye candy
>>547018507I am also COCK spec. Fucking hilarious that we have the best mitigation bar none and yet never get aggro because of the way taunt mechanics work
Which Clover females should I date
>>547018512i did anon, i get carried to 2100 and they all already 2250.. i wouldnt dare to ask for a 375 run goal just for me
>>547018217>>547018742The ones that never get namedropped
>>547018427>here's a tank-swap mechanic>just kidding, by tank-swap we mean shield knights will be passing aggro between themselves, sometimes unsuccessfullyU RAIK? I HATE IT HERE
>>547018646i just let the sk player do all the mechanic (and sometimes watch them die)
My f2 browsing your photo album
>>547012947Finally, my time to shine....
Remember the survey bwos
>>547018962my photo album is just me and my wife though
>>547018831>every clover female gets namedropped by cloverwife poster >every clover female is now undateable
>>547018552>Very stupid and obviously an intentional short-term cash grab.That's the feeling I'm getting from this desu. That they know they don't have enough content or longevity so they're just trying to cash out quickly. Things like WBC, raids and the dragon dungeon having the EXACT same models is so fucking bad.
>>547019019i don't even care about the borb reward, global is an afterthought and at best they'll fix the occasional type.
>>547018962Maybe I should take more goonable pics
>>547019019>Smooth and satisfying combat LMFAO!!!!!!!
>>547018943>and sometimes watch them dieyou mean drop tankbusters on dps?
>>547018106It's either this or they're too mentally ill to make friends and lash out at you for trying
>>547019041yes
>>547019129>they'll fix the occasional typePoetry
Me f2 x You f2...
>someone says they'll do something with me>already know they will "forget" they said that and it will never happen unless I remind them about it
>>547018481I'm sorry I'll play cobblemon!!!!!
>>547019163
>>547019163they're not kitzu so no
>>547017601I don't think I'd be able to find you by just that description...
>>547019047by the way, season 2 has the same exact WBCs.I think star resonance will be a real game in season 3 or season 4, but right now it's just cash grab and they've stated in CN interviews that they hope they can use the funds towards making it bigger. The issue with that line of thought is that it's not rewarding to re-invest the money into a dying/dead game. It's better to just keep it barely alive with low effort asset flips until EoS and then make off with the money. S2 dungeons, a lot of them are reskins already. And so is the main S2 area, maybe more.By the way, I'm laughing at all the copefags thinking this game would have modded content. Chinks didn't bother so there's no way westies would
>>547019212the chinese hacked my keyboard.
>>547017669What's killing me is the lack of fun outfit grind, to me glamour is the real endgame and most of the good outfits are just swipe to get which isn't satisfying at all
BWC action shot.
>>547019227my M2 flying economy class for a business meeting and sitting next to a woman with a crying baby for 6 hours
>>547018978Indeed it is.
>>547018978Picks you up. Headbutts you. Puts you down.
>>547019532kakkoi!
The things I'd do to Ruri...
>>547012947hello...
>>547019227biribiri is more of an F1
the things i'd let Ruri do to me...
I'm gonna do Ruri
>>547019738Vro...
>>547019774She's clearly 0 height 0 chest size f2
Ohhh... BWC... like cocks... like it's a sex joke... I see...
>>547019738>>547019902why do none of the black sluts here approach me for this?
>>547018285>I don't edate>I just wanna edateLmao
>>547020041sorry, my brown f1 is for personal use.
>>547020048thanks for finding my post funny please check out my FREE crowd work stand-up special on YouTube
my f1 immunity to namedrops is glitched
>>547020118Alice...
>>547019163What's a "tankbuster'?
>>547020118I would bleach brown Alice...
My F1 immunity to namedrops is BREAKING THE BARRIERS OF REALITY
>>547018465Hang yourself pedo
Why do you keep playing the game?
>>547019287>I'm sorryno you're not great job and good riddance
Namedrop wallflowers you want/wanted to play
>>547020258something that annihilates anyone who isn't a tank. and sometimes even the tank, if there's no mitigation active.
>>547019134You're telling me pressing H is not smooth and satisfying?
>>547020356I don’t I just shitpost here
>>547020356to creep on nonpon
>>547020396Oh. The thing I call a FUCK YOUR SHET attack
>>547020356To creep on Nonpon
>>547020258boss mechanic that kills tank if they're sloppy and any non tank if theyre in the affected area
>>547020356I play for a chance to play with a few people. Don't know if they'd do anything else with me & I enjoy this game enough that I'm fine with that
>>547019541not again...>>547019569...
>>547020356to escort people out of the building
>>547020356i have nothing better lined up yet.
>>547020661>i have nothing better lined up yet.WWM? AION 2? FFXIV?
>>547020356I still have some amount of fun with the raids and stuff, and unlocking an alt classI just wish the skill book + imagine progression wasn't such cancer
>>547020356Still waiting for my footjob
am i allowed to come back to yotsuba
>>547020356because playing with you all is fun
>>547020775He said better, anon
>>547019019I didn't get a survey
>>547020871probably
>>547020871You were allowed the second you left unless you were one of the blacklisted.
>>547020871Why would you want to?
DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK. poor f1s.
>>547020775>WWMnot really an mmo>Aion 2i'm no longer a teenager so i have no patience for korean mmo's and their bullshit>ff14i don't think there's anything they can do to unfuck dawntrail.
>>547020356boredom mostly
>>547021013who is blacklisted?>>547021016normie guild is boring
>>547020871yeah unless you're one of the few awful people
>>547021016NTA but I miss the usual names and sharing the space despite being a wallflower
>am I allowed to come back posts>no one came back after a week of the first postYour guild is dead no amount of astroturfing will save it
>>547021027haha
am i allowed to come back to mesugaki
>>547021027PLEASEI BEG OF YOU
>>547021027didn't know there was going to be another raid today but you seem to have managed ok, good job.
am i allowed to come
>>547021160anytime
Ahem
Stop flirting and doing couple shit at the afk spot to make me jealous
>>547021160Are you part of the patriots?
>>547021095>who is blacklisted?Lientri, Bossu, Butts, Lico
>>547017767I am literally sitting around hoping someone will ask for m5 help because I have nothing to do
there is nothing to do anymorethe next wave of content is just recycled shit
am i allowed to come back to zaibatsu
>>547021303>Stop flirting and doing couple shitwho?
>>547019532My wife is in this picture
we need to stop talking about dramas and respond to the doomposter
>>547021396forgot kyoppi and senny
>>547020356I'm extremely close to quitting though.
>>547021303Every time I see some people doing couple shit at the bar, I become viscerally ill with envy.
>>547021698Says who
>>547021027>>547021148banished forever im afraid
We need to stop responding to dramatroons and doomtroons. Both are there to treat the thread as their toilet.
>>547021396>>547021705and everyone else that left with them, if you leave yotsuba you're NEVER getting back
>>547021148Why is she staring at me like that?
next thread will be better.
it was already said that if your name isnt lico, bossu, butts, lientri or kyoppi you're welcomed in yotsuba
>>547021705Senny did nothing wrong.t. not senny
why lientri?
Who is on the Zaibatsu blacklist?
any ms that will let me cum on their tummy?
me f1 has not bathed in a week
>>547022097Everyone from Yotsubat. insider
>>547022097Me, for not giving good enough head
Despair edition>>547022186>>547022186>>547022186
chimoo
>>547022154you f1?
the last time you guys said ken killed himself he logged in to run shit and spam gchat like nothing happenedstop giving me hope
>>547022174My m2 will clean you with his tongue
>>547022231hell nah
>>547019749cute
>>547020174>>547020268isnt bleach for cleaning clothes
>>547022378not interested then
>>547022097In all seriousness?Probably only Kitzu (was in Zaibatsu for about an hour, tried to start shit and got kicked) and Lientri (obvious reasons).
>>547013316Do you have a steam group for this?
>>547018978Cute!
>>547018357Nice picture
>>547015515Wow, didn't think I'd see this copypasta here. 10/10
my f1 frost mage x (You)
