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Making my uma wear sexy panties
I thought this is the global thread. Who the fuck are those umas? Wtf is aoharu?
Don't breed Spe's daughter
>>547068035BOYS CAN'T WEAR BLOOMERS
>meme treshold for next CM is pow witWhat the fuck is wrong with Cyjews it's a fucking long track. This only benefits whales exclusively.
do we have a jiggie? would love to not do my daily run just yet
FAST FORWARD EVEN MOREI WANT MANTI WANT KITASAN
DO IT FOR HER
>>547067985German wife
>>54706768750k monies and 5 clocks take it or leave it
>>547068090901 power and 301 wit is doable for everybody bwo
Digitan LOVE
>>547068035What's with all these sexy Teio images
HORSE POWER !!
>>547068191
How would Buena Vista solve this problem?
>>547068258why do you people want to have sex with the greasy otaku? she probably smells like hot pockets and dried squid
>>547068112>Had more fun with the jiggle puzzle than playing umamusumeIt's so over...
>>547067985My paizuri slave
>>547068490i normally smell worse so i could take it
>>547068258it's digitan eve. are you excited?
2 more months...
>marked
>>547068486I need a translated version of this
>>547067985Best wife
>>547068258i wasn't too fond of her at first, but she grow on me
>>547068519
>>547068161>>547067069 >>547067825>Don't care for the blue hair>Indifferent towards Spe>Already a big fan of the new one purely because she's a proper fucking CF
>>547068585i NEED a shoulder-blade-job from tama's bony body
>>547068765but Cesario is ultra cute too anon, also I think she has one of the best voices in this game
Granny spotted! It is nice that the 2009 generation get to interact more with Buena added in now.
>sharing an umbrellathis is too much
>>547068929What little I've seen of her makes me feel quite "eh", the hair and look she gives doesn't help.>>547068969Cute!
>>547068969I like that they're a mix of turf and dirt uma buddies
>>547068619Middle says>The icecream machine broke down and won't stop at allTop>Keeps making icecreamRight>PanicLeft>Keeps calmBottom>Abandons the cause
>do 3 borrows>fail 5% training>no pink spark hits on any of them anywayaiieeee i can't take it anymore
>>547068929>she has one of the best voices in this gameAgreed.
Teio is no pan
>>547067897Just a heads up to Mr. Dan Chou, Im not doing my fan farming for the next 2 days, I hope you understand. I dont want to get burnt out and all by taking some time off and read stuff.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3935800/SLEEPLESS_A_Midsummer_Nights_Dream/
>>547069115
How do I get a gyaru to mark me?
>>547069245that's just blue special week
Why the FUCK does Gold City have to run the Spring Tenno Sho
>>547069287I don't think dachou is going to give a pass for you to jerk it...
>>547069287>https://store.steampowered.com/app/3935800/SLEEPLESS_A_Midsummer_Nights_Dream/I swear to god when I played that game 10 years ago they all had dicks
>>547068486>ticket crying over her icecreambweeehhh
Why do JPkeks even post here despite having their own thread? Is their thread so dead that they have to use up OUR space? lmaoaoo
Post more jp umas
>>547069217Borrows aren’t for aces. You make parents with borrows. If you don’t have a particular trainee for a skill you make high affinity parents for grandparent inheritance.
>>547069389you have to be fat, bald and ugly
eh fuck it one of these will have to do
>>547069620>making smaru without seiun skyyeah no i'm just gonna keep borrowing
>>547069551when I was in /fgoalter/ the jpfags would shit up our thread with every new servant, get used to their vandalism
When is Shinko Windy?
>>547069607
>>547069287>>547069459Danchou here, I will ONLY give you a pass if you jerk it and let me watch
>>547069287i recognise the starless artstyle by the cock
>>547069680>recovery and 2 standard distance on an end closer with 576 stam and mile Bngmi l2p
This game is cooked if we aren't even being guaranteed carats for voting in geoff's gay award show.
>>547069391I know, isn't that amazing?
>Cesario career has a subliminal marriage message with her trainer>Buena Vista career has a subliminal marriage message with her trainerwhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>547069885for real I want 1500 carats minimumno 15,000
>>547069920Would Spe be okay with Oyakodon?
>>547069840hey man not my fault the sparks didn't spark
>>547069885i'm not a gachaonly tranny, how bad is it if they don't give out free shit during game awards?
>>547069920Marry (your trainee) and reproduce (with your trainee)
>>547069920CREATE A FAMILYHAVE CHILDRENFUCK YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS
How does parent farming works in JP, aren't the "(Medium only)" and other restrictions going to be an issue
>>547069680The one with 1151 speed, it's your highest one.Pay no attention to the B Mile
>>547069991it's gb2/v/
>>547068792Licking Tamamo's sweaty tummy...
>>547069680kindly go to open atp
>>547069920heh
>>547069960They backtracked on their little thank you, what makes you think they'll give us anything even if we won?
I have to win Libra cup it's my fucking zodiac, so please tell me which skills should I aim for a pace and a lateno gaslights allowed
>>547069885>Bribes just to get a vote that's worth 10% in a gay award show
>When I call you ‘Trainer,’ my heart still beats a little fastWIFE!
>>547069748>deliciously flat>armpits>menheraseeeeeex
>>547070173We deserve 30,000 carats
>your bro shows up to give you deets on Buena
>>547069920I don't think you know what subliminal means. And it is incredibly in your face about how much they like you.
>>547070206>wants to fuck old menwhy do we keep going with this why cant we have girls date their age anymore
>>547069920good, now give me Daring Tact’s marriage message too
>>547070323her trainer is like 5 years older than her at maximum
>>547070323>why cant we have girls date their age anymorethis was a thing since the beginning of the times
>>547070052ur so right, thanks kingu>>547070143you can't enter a ranks in open dummy
>>547070323actually how old IS trainer if they were childhood friends?
Heroine poster.What's the TLDR of her story?
>>547070142>>547070206CFs will always be based and the best thing possible, the perfect ending to a story if you will.
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP POSTING THE NEW JP HORSE THAT'S 200% FOR (You) I HAVE TO WAIT LIKE 3 YEARS TO GET HER
>>547069061Only three months until I can umapyoi with Ardan..
>>547070456>TRAINER LOVE>TRAINER PROMISE>now we wait>TRAINER SPOTTED>TRAINER MARKED>TRAINER LOVE x2
>Can't play Tag because she'd outrun you every time>Can't play schoolyard games like kickball, tetherball, etc. because she'd overpower you every timeWhat's the benefit of having a childhood friend Uma
>>547069994Tracen is a matchmaking center. 9 out of 10 umas ended up matching with her Trainer
>>547070547Bro it can't be just THAT, she looks pretty innocent
>>547070549>Training with her helps you grow more than training with a weak f*male ningen
>>547070549Cute ears and tail. Go take advantage of your childhood friend benefits to touch them.
>>547070246
>>547068221spoiled rice
>>547070549you can just beat her at video games
hurray got my first S
>>547070556
>>547070556I will NOT be marrying a horse named Mr. Cock n Ball
>>547070323trainer is 5 years younger than his trainee, in every scenario
>>547070556Tell us that one story about your parents again, CB!
>>547070549They are emotionally retarded, like twice as retarded as a human child
>>547070450>has to finish college>has to finish university>has to finish 3 years of teacher training>has to finish actual work expierence>actually get accepted to tracen the most prestigious running school in all of Japan, they get to fucking create races and have a helicopter for fucks sakeTrainer has to be 35 at least
>finally earned enough carats to sparkHalloween Rice is coming home
>>547069680Why are you buying Maestro?? Are people using Nice Nature?
>>547070549Be a chess nerd or gamble
>>547070740
>>547070693
>>547070841Aoi is there and she's only like 24 so it can't be that bad
>>547070556>Hey
>>547070208Is there an uma that's the exact opposite of her in every way?
>>547070746If she's your trainee you WILL be dating, kissing, hugging, marrying, and impregnating her>>547070549Hide and seek?
>>547070739no long S but that's okayseems like I can get 1200/1200 without Cafe so I'll try taking Fuku instead next time
>>547070853>bricking your account
>>547070824
What would sex with CB be like?
>>547070918
>>547070549the benefit is that she's your bodyguard who protects you from the rowdy uma gangs
She bawls after losing to a photo finish against Vodka and Scarlet in that mock race, after you calm her down she tells you that your enthusiasm whenever you see her run gives her the purpose to race. Straight up does a confession about how you'll always be in her heart even if both of you were separated. As you were about to ask her to be your trainee, she steps closer and the screen turns white, she taps your lips close with her index finger telling she was one selfish request (her character song's instrumental plays). She wanted you to do it properly at the place both of you promised, under the three goddesses statue.
>>547070201>paceA lot of mid-game skills, key is Productive Plan/Mile Maven and Shifting/Changing Gears, gamba with hill abilities like Straight Descent and Highlander>lateMinimum 2 accels among Pump, Furious Feat, Slick Surge/OYL, and NSP. 3 is more recommended.
>>547071073lots of kisses and leg locking
Obey your ____ and Pay the ____
>>547070739>>547071009Congrats, and thanks for sharing your deck. Now I will steal your tech.
>>547071126W-what happens if a rowdy uma gang catches me alone?
>>547070841He isnt a teacherThe trainer college probably covers everything they need to be hired by tracenTrainer is probably in his 20s
>Xitter timeline is full of political posts>Follow artists and start blocking indian accounts>Xitter timeline is full of gacha pulls
>>547071073She would always want to do it with a new toy or a different position than previous times to not get bored.
>this shit again*taps sign*
>>547070958She is a nepo babydo you really want someone as inexpierenced as Aoi teach anyone?
>>547071130KINOOOO
>>547071250She isnt the director anymoreShe doesnt make the rules
>>547070753Me in the middle
>>547069808Curren would say this
>>547071196It's rape I'm afraid
>>547071250no one is fucking your anemic ass, Riko. you ghosting bitch
>>547071180Obey your cock and Pay the prostitute uma?
>>547071130This is just Tokimeki Memorial.
>>547071130>me reading thisKino, unironically, and I hate using that phrase.
I'm literally Buena Vista IRL, except my childhood friend has been gone for years now, he died in a car crash with his family
>>547071130Jesus christThe childhood friend won in umamusume...
>>547071057Based.
>>547070549Playing house and doctor
>>547070893What would having Nakayama Festa as a childhood friend, trainee, and eventually wife be like?
>>547071021Already have most of the meta horses. This one is for me
>>547071372Vodka couldn't rape herself out of a wet paper bag
>>547071372Not again...
>>547071456
>>547071515her nose isnt bleeding nearly enough in this imagethats a fake
>>547071372Vroom, VROOM!
>decide weeks ago im done building fronts>start building last minute seiun sky for this cm can't abandon my favorite uma even if her running style is shit
>>547068112Well all right if you're gonna ask for it thenhttps://jiggie.fun/TazdFrhttps://jiggie.fun/TazdFrhttps://jiggie.fun/TazdFr
Cafe's schizo daughter is here too, she's a full chuuni
>>547071441My condolences.>I'm literally Buena Vista IRLUID?
>>547071750Is this the official eyebags uma?
>>547071750Oh nyo the mental illness is spreading…
>>547071750It's so over
>We went from CF posting to wife/family postingThe general is healing.
>>547071130They're really pulling all stops
>>547071785nyes
Soon
>>547071730>rotationoh god
>>547071750Just when I thought uma ahoges couldn't get sillier
>>547071827>CFChampions Feeding?
>>547071919THIS anon gets it!
these two are a deadlier combo
>>547071130Can someone from japan explain why this uma is my childhood friend like still in love?
>>547071130Is Cygames increasingly resorting to for(you)slop as JP server revenues fall the ultimate proof that for(you) is lowest common denominator drek?
>>547072047Feeding?
>>547071750Is she more or less schizo than Cafe?
>>547072047Yes. You're very smart! *pats head*>>547072115It was explained last thread.>>547072154Post hands.
>>547072154shut up gay nigga
>>547072110>childhood friend taking advise from yakuza rapistNYOOOOOOOOOO
>>547071130>at the very least TWO fucking years before globalFuck me.
>>547072154im not into ntring the girl from her trainer tho
>>547071750>actually a vodka fangirlHAHAHA
How do i build a Susuka or Maruenzki for Virgo Cm?
>>547071441
Which uniques are good for pace chasers in this CM?
>>547072232>>547072234Sad how you neanderthals can't appreciate an uma's story unless she turns directly to the camera at the midpoint and states "now I want to marry and reproduce with you, the player, who I have fallen in love with!"
>the yuri backlash pre-release was so immense that they've gone full trainer/trainee shippingheteroGODS won. now if only grubble could be free from the yuri menace
>>547072417angling and scheming
>>547072154yuriseethe kek
>>547071180Ugly fake gyaru
>>547072163
>547072452>547072154Cope and seethe c/u/ck
>>547072452stay mad browny
I love this franchise man.
>12 PM Jakarta time
>>547071730>edge piece connected to non-edge piecewhat the hell
>>547072163Someone take this uma to the pool STAT
>>547072452>seething trannyFunny. Please find the nearest bridge and tell us about the view of the way down.
>JPchads post about peak CF characters>The browns instantly start having a rage fitLMAO every single fucking time, never gets old!
>>547072654UNLIMITED CORNER PIECES
>>547072417shadow break, triumphant pulse
>>547072604kitasan wasshoikitasan wasshoi
>547072452Go back to your poop throwing festival
>>547072463They really should've kept the bumping
>>547071750
>it continues to seethe and rage in anger over seeing HETEROSEXUAL (normal) stories that lead to children that won't suffer homosexual violence
>>547072876cutelove eyebags
Why does everyone suddenly love childhood friends now? They betray...
Why do you play Uma if you don't like the Umas stories and self insert as the trainer? There are plenty of other team management games that fit your autism.
>>547072667
>>547072876>those legsDoes this horse only eat once a week?
Yes, the umas love me and I love them. Simple as.
>>547071750Oyakodon!
>>547072163I will never stop laughing that while a lot of people in Cyge are just having fun with this fatty joke, someone else in that company is probably into this fetish.
>>547072876This horse would have burned this general at the stake in the 1300s
>try to make a libra ace>1000/900/700/500/700I miss being able to just spam wit
>>547072876I respect how dramatic it is
>>547072953I know the answer, but have you checked twitter or worse /v/? It's contrarian garbage, brain fucked people having to self insert their dog shit into already established communities, trying to break it all apart so NO ONE is happy, just like their own pathetic lives.Something something gatekeeping is insanely important, more so today than ever before. Shoo the (yuri)tards.
>>547072876I CRY I PRAY MON DIEU
>>547073014>>547072876>>547071750inb4 she will call her trainer "hero" like in every generic isekai
>>547072876Was the G1 victory promised to her 3000 years ago?
If you guys discussed Cesario you should've posted her scene.https://youtu.be/KnZB0b5HypA?t=311Context = American Oaks (G1) where cesario dominated burger uma and set a track record.
>>547072876Appearance wise, she's the closest to grub Nier. Combine her with Still in Love and you get her.
today's threads have been really bad. Im taking a break until tomorrow.
Is let's pump useless on Golshi for Libra if you already have spurt?
>>547073186i asked
>>547069445horses were stronger back then
did I click the wrong thread i thought this was global
it just works
>all my borrows didn't spark mile S>"okay it's just smaru not having good affinity">swaps to a taiki with double circs on my own parents>still a bunch of runs with no mile STHEY'RE FLUBBING THE SEEDS
>>547073212Pump is never useless, because when you hit that gamble your going to be glad you took it
>>547073263retard
>>547073212SS is more impactful, but both are good
>>547073263same
>>547073212has a delay before it activates. by the time it activates you honestly should be on 5th or higher, otherwise you built your uma wrong
Getting to 100 million fans wasn't as hard as I initially thought it would be.
>>547072604I love Kitasan's pussy
>>547073014Cafe got height mogged by her own daughter...
>>547073186see ya in 5 minutes
>>547073287I curse you
>>547073117I wouldn't say just the /u/tards as they’ve been around since the start and were someone coexist-able. What the problem was is the wider audience of the modern age, comprised mainly of>slacktivists>troons>puritans who screech at anything nsfw>kpop fan adjacentsAll of which uma global invited in which shat up whatever the global fanbase used to be
>>547073186It's been quite bad the past few days, I blame the lack of rolls. Same I'm out for a while.
>>547073592>someone*SomeWHAT
Don't care didn't ask. I'm going to blame browns again and I'm definitely not a troon btw.
gonna blame whites, americans, europoors and what else, and im totally not a troon
>>547073476>Most of Cafe's interactions in uma are with relatively short honses.>She's still shorter than them most of the time
The Golshi I made in unity isn't much better than my Gemini Golshi...
>>547073592Do those people even play the game?
>supposedly rejected every trainer for her "childhood friend">irl buena vista has many jockeysShe's straight up lying to YOUWake the fuck up
TONIGHT ON BOTTOM UMA GEARI WILL A RUN THE ARIMA KINEN WITH F APTITUDE IN LONG DAIWA SCARLET STEALS THE BRITISH CROWN AND REPLACES IT WITH CARROT CAKE AND GRASS WONDER RE-ENACTS THE MASSACRE IF NANJING TO EXTEND HER JAPANESE VISA
CHOWA
>>547072876Is she the waifu for people that embrace the blessings of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
>>547069920>>547070016>>547071130Buena Vista is my uma of choice.I will soon focus on getting late surger deck>>547072939Good thing umas are furry eared girls that never betray.
>>547074019Not gonna fall for your whore uma
>>547074019Sorry curren but your meeting was merely a blip on the radar of trainers pastVista is a bona fide childhood friend
Does Furious Feet do anything? Will it be good on the CM tomorrow? Man, this game has some real bad skill descriptions.
>>547074012Barely or anime onlies
>>547074019don't worry Vista prototype C, I still love you
>>547074019Curren WHORE
The existence of the Unity cup implies the existence of the Unreal and Source Cup.
>>547074019I believe this. My najimi Curren would never lie to me.
>>547074157FUCKING SLUT
>>547074036
>>547074157I'm gonna throw up
>get kicked from other club for flatlining>join another club to flatline and leech againpersonally i would kick him on the 28th
>Childhood friend Vista>Imouto Currenimagine the hyper-competitive threesomes...
>>547074114It's good when it procs at the right time
>>547074314>It's good when it procs at the right timeThat's like, every single skill in the game, anon...
>>547074019How do I know this one isn't lying to me like every other uma gaslighter?
>>547074385It's a picture of Curren instead of Oguri
Brutal
>>547074157WHORSE*
>>547074012From what I seen, if they do they're massive shitters and having MLB SRs and welfare SSRs is being a whale to them.
>>547073054I've come to the conclusion that if you don't have a second SSR you're basically fucked. You need Creek or Riko at high LBs.
>>547074019Takes one >>547074157 to know one huh
>>547074157UMM CURRENKEKS? WHAT IS THIS?
>>547074157AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE CYGAYS I DEMAND A REFUND!!!!
>>547074436>triangleI will never forgive the japanese for this.
>>547067985
>>547074157Disgusting
>>547074436Yeah, folks in umajp and nips in twitter basically said the same thing about Vista.She's cute but holy hell, she's actually underwhelmingly weak without proper sparks and parents. She's close to default Urara level of weak.
>>547074157>Dumps jockeys after 1 night standsThe jockey has no right to interfere in what Curren-chan does in her free time.
POST YOUR DIGITAN FUNDS
>>547074157UhhhCurren, why would you lie?
>>547074076Buena Vista is an End Closer, Red Desire is a Late Surger
>>547074157Heh. She can't even be loyal like Liberty ojou-chan
>>547074727worst case i will probably get one spark before her banner ends
>>547074763NEVER FORGIVENEVER FORGET
Daiwa only had one jockey in her life btw
we must be better trainers
>>547074157Falco has been warning you all along that Curren is riddled with STDs
>>547074372Not really.Some skills suck even when they proc, other skills will always proc at the right time, and so on
>>547074436>jack of all trades, master of noneJUST LIKE ME AAAAAAAA
>cloudflare dying again>half of the internet is downnice de-centralized system you have niggers
>>547074840Yeah, me
>>547074727
>>547074957How would you get out of this situation
I am ready folks.inb4 skills not triggering because of the shitty wit.
>>54707495711 kidsI hope you have enough funds bro
>>547068191My testicles only belong on their tongues.
all uma banner please come soon i need to roll for falco
>>547074727Is she that strong? She seems irrelevant to me.
>>547074734>Her key jockeys includedAs in those are not all of her jockeys
>>547074946>AWS went down>Azure went down>Cloudflare is dyingHeh...
how much speed do i need at the end of unity to reach 1200? I'm at 1164 right now not sure if i need to hit it once more on the last day
>>547075041It's very easy actually.
Damn, these NPCs got hands for a DEBUT race
>>547075069Holy smackers
>>547075069This isn't even a whale, it's a wholeass leviathan.Deck?
>>547074727I have to spark Kitasan so I can only throw like 15k at her and hope I win
>unironic uma gravure of middle schooler umasUHHHTRACEN??DIRECTOR AKIKAWA????
>>547075069Why Pump Iron?
>>547075069>S+>16kHoly fucking UberWhale
>>547075184+10~15 from your final race, +10 from the director, +5 from your uma, +0~5 from the reporterSo you're safe at around 1170 as long as you have some race bonus
>>547075503me on the left
>>547075069really expensive glue you have there
>>547075184If you beat Riko at Unity + beat the Sloppy Sisters at the end of URA, you should get enough without having to tap speed more than once
>>547075345>>547075441>>547075427Ran out of other good skills to get after career. That one is the best from the remaining of the yellow skills.
>>547075069>no long Sglue
>>547075390God I love the idol industry>>547075360MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>547075069Realistically speaking if you are playing end why do you need this much stam? Better to have higher wit for skills right
>>547075360A cute.
I subscribed to curren-chan's onlyuma, but she restricted nudes go the top tier now...
>>547075530THAR SHE BLOWS
>>547075390Spe's daughter earmogs her
>>547075530TEIOPOSTER. GET THIS GUY.
>>547075530OINK OINK SQUEAL SQUEAL PIGGER OINKY OINK SQUEEEEEEEEEE
>>547075069I thought a club member with 15k is already a monster and now I see this.
>>547075568He's only bringing a single gold recovery so it makes sense to go that high for stam
>buena has an event that is just showing spe being a fatfuck........?
Which umas will have unwanted teenage pregnancies? (All playable umas are 17 and under)
>>547075390>that smileSpecial Week likes them young?
>>547075752haven't seen a legit teiopost in a while... i think he's dead bwo
>>547075857>unwanted
>>547075530
>>547075817Would you rather have her lie and say that Spe isn't a fatty?
>>547075801The highest I've ever seen in person was this 16.9k Taiki
>>547075817The GLUTTON of Tracen.
>>547075390lmfao fucking japan dude
>>547075939well that would be closer to the real Spe, yes
>>547075894Oh no... The piggies finally caused him to have a stroke...
>>547075390Sir, THESE are middle schoolers
>>547075994Imagine the botting potential
>>547075069>>547075994I fear the chance of me encountering either of them. Save me three goddesses.
I want to make babies with Kris S
>>547075530>2LB SSR SweepyEXPLODE
>>547074727Halloween Rice funds
>>547076008But enough about Oguri Fat (as in obese)
>>547076058you wouldn't bully oguri would you
>>547076153bullshit
>>547072718I've been to a lot of uma communities and the ones screeching about trainer x uma while spouting yuri non-stop are always indonesians and filipinos...
>>547074727I also have 7 pink tickets. my account is bricked
>>547075894I miss that nigga
>>547076153Diachan is NOT this small
WHITE WHALEHOLY GRAIL
>>547076008She is like a baby next to the actual GLUTTON OF TRACEN
Could someone please post their Virgo Maruenzki?
>>547076257Only with hugs and head pats
oguri sex when...
>>547076279They're called yuripags for a reason
>>547075994>Mile ANah I'd win
>>547070206The trainer is described as being newly graduated
Director Aikawa beams this into the heads of the trainers and umas every night with mkUmaltra beam.
>>547076486Thats a wolf (dog) and not an uma.
>>547075902I want Akebono to make fun of my size..
>>547076486thats the horse that demanded a lap pillow no?
>>547076307>middle schooler
>>547076229>>547076335The FATASS Kaibatsu of Tracen...
>>547076593What's Aikawa's end game?
Lmao, nice career Buena>big N
>>547076612Here you go!
>>547076289It's over>>547076279To be honest that's because gacha communities are primarily non-white in general. It's an asian and asian-wannabe genre
>>547076749GOOKbros...
>>547076202Would she be a good mother?
>>547076279True, but not all of themBut still a big chunk like 80% of the yuri talk are from those crowdThey've flooded a small group of mine I literally just skip the hours they are online because they can't stop talking about crackships between horses.
I was checking the JP to global banner timeline and noticed this.Anyone can QRD me this banner and why is literally every uma in rateup? Is this guaranteed SSR or something?
>>547076749Is this censored in the Korean version?
>>547076749Thanks.Now I will go fap
>>547076894Every uma is sparkable.
>>547076749KOREABROS LOOK AWAY
>>547076731this isn't the jp thread
>>547076279online tranny flips are vocal online because they STILL get shunned by flip society for being gay in their everyday life even in this day and age
>>547076894It’s a banner that lets you spark any Uma.
>>547076798I believe, she's a nice uma with a bit of tism in her ability to express herself.
Buena Vista actually cried during her retirement ceremony...
>jpfags are posting here because their shit is DEADkek
>>547076894No, but you can spark / 200 pulls every uma on the list.It's a good banner if you want a specific uma you don't have.
>>547076891>the tail wagcute
>>547076731Why is she so fucking bright
>>547076731She will win.
...
>>547076279which umas are liked by thirdies the most?
Can't even remember the last time yuriseethers raided the thread, who shook the mudslimes cage? Been peaceful ish around here. Dumbasses been posting the same tired bait for 4mo and always make it obvious they don't actually play.
>>547076894If you do the maths, 0.0638% is distinctly not rate up.>>547077051>if you want a specific umathat doesn't have a banner between now and then, of course. Dedicated banners are always better.
Choose your trainee!
>>547076749VFSISTERS DON'T LOOK
>>547076749i feel ATTACKED
>>547077030Fair enough. All I know about her is her sick unique animation.
>>547076648I want to fuck that middle schooler's tits
>>547077247Her character story is nice.
>>547077135Tachyon by a mile
>>547077178kek
>>547077135you posted one
>>547077046YOU made the JP thread to begin with you disgusting browntoid, all cuz yo uwere angry over divegrass
>>547077305
>>547077178She will MESSATSU everyone.
>They just announced increasing borrows to 5 a day>It's only temporaryWHY, WHY NOT PERMANENT
>>547077178I will choose the uma betting slug
>"hmm what's that? A jigsaw puzzle?">"Thanks but I already solved it.">"Triple the pieces next time."How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>547077178Blob Creek
>>547077456Where did they announce that?
>>547075902>little
It's only natural Uma's are size queens, they are used to 30 incher horse cocks.
>>547077487Ok BIGhead
>failed right at the semifinals due to a 3400m longI hate doing optionals but I guess I'm adding in the secret race against Biwa from now on
>>547077281I want Dia to force me into marriage
>>547077487"Good job, banana fiend"
>>547077487shut up and gobble my banana, bitch
>>547077487I'll give her a 5k piece puzzle and eat a piece of it
>>547077572Horse? What is that?
>>547075390>Childhood friend moves to Tokyo>She immediately gets taken advantage of and her middle school cleavage is on display for all the oji-sansnot like this bros...
>>547077572>Name is Black>Make fun of small peepeeIs Kita-chan the ultimate gook destroyer uma?
>>547077597Just be glad it's not a mile S run, I had a few mile S Rice that died in the Haruten.
>>547077543Probably based on the one guy yesterday trying to divine the update based on JP history. Dreams upon dreams.
>>547077447why is there a nutsack hanging from a hole in the sky
>>547077597deck?
>>547077614Tachibana-san...
bros i don't want cute horse girls to laugh at my pp...
I don't have a single horse ready for CM5
I'm brown, thirdie , and my favorite uma is Mejiro Palmer
>>547077827If it's any consolation, you will only get participation trophy regardless.
>>547077819Don't worry, some umas prefer it small
I tried interacting with /v/ uma, but the fags there are too boring, all they discuss about is metafaggotry and crunching numbers
I know the actual favourite thirdie hors but I'm not going to post her because I like her too
>>547077857Having a Mejiro as an oshi makes you automatically white
>>547077857sex with heliosmarriage with palmerkilling browns together
>>547078106That's a cute robo uma
>>547078115This. Don't abuse the privilege too much
>>547077819Follow the KR example, throw a world-ending melty and threaten to kill the executives of cygames over even the possibility
>>547078115Which uma oshi makes you automatically black?
>>547078180black behavior
>brianposting I thought you guys didn’t care about her.
>>547078287Any cow uma
>>547077754Kita, 2lb Biko, Fukukita, ssr Natie, borrowed Oguri, 2lb Riko
>>547078287Taiki Shuttle
>>547078309I lied.
>>547078287Kita-chan. That's on her name.
>>547078287Grass Wonder
>>547078287Oguri.>has the SSJ powerup ult>fat
What am I supposed to be saving for after blowing my load on Kita rerun and Dober
>>547078287 goldship
>>547078301rude...
I just realized that my oshi uma died a virgin
>>547078429Maruzensky. Even one copy of her is great. Then after that, the Maruzensky/Fine Motion rerun dual gacha
>>547078287Definitely not Fenomeno lmao
>>547078539What if I already have finemo
>>547076058How am I not supposed to impregnate Oguri after this?
We stopped discussing about yuri and yuriposters like a month after release once all the /umajp/ posters left /uma/ but really strange coincidence now that yuriposters and yurihaters are both back. Really makes you think.
>>547078650If she's maxed then whatever. Get Tachyon after Maruzensky
>>547078703I think you're hallucinating distinct demographics of anon that don't really exist
>>547078447true
>>547076257She's the one who bullies my wallet every time we go to a restaurant together
>>547078793cute!
>>547078519how new
>>547078837You are supposed to only take her to all you can eat buffets on your own dime.
>>547076593I knew she was lying about not having access to Gold Ship's dreams
>>547078782Not a demographic but a certain anon
>>547078874Cafe wouldnt wear this
>>547078990She lounges in your office naked...?
>>547079056Ass Wonder
>>547074019Fine. Here you go. This is what you wanted, right?
>people using brownGPT for horse racing facts when it's also all listed on the english version of netkeibacmon
>even her mom points out how the two of you have been joined at the hip together for years
>>547077178Still in Love looks like she would digivolve into something badass
>>547079257>peoplebrown/zoomer are, not people
>>547079278stop spoiling
>>547079280kek she actually sort of looks like Digitamamon.
I am such a shiter that i had to use get rid of the Vodka str card and use another speed card to finally reach 1200 speed.
What's up my Nekos.Can I have a (You)?
>>547078287Bourbon
>>547079278keep spoilinggive me more
>>547079441Sure my nekka
No.
All umas are non virgin whores
>brian run>700/650/550/300/400 at tenno sho spring>also has a bunch of skills including lw and sympathy, only had 200 points left despite running all the parent g1s>bitch keeps getting 3rd somehowThis game is pure dogshit.
>>547071730https://jiggie.fun/TazdFrREINFORCEMENTS NEEDED
>>547079441
>Event Title: It's always fun when we're together>Wrapping dumplings together with Trainer-san... Hehe, I remember you used to be really bad at it, right?>Not anymore. I don't burn fried rice anymore either.
>>547077485Mirako butt...
>>547077046lmao, fuck these faggots.
AIIIEEEEEEEEE
just so you know, buena vista's most prominent jockey is the same jockey daiwa had in her entire career, which was also oguri's regional jockey, which was one of the people kitahara jones was based ofkatsumi ando(You)'re the whore this time, I'm afraid
do late surgers have a chance in Libra?
What if Tact is more (You)sexual than Cesario or Buena Vista?
>>547079441NYA NYA NYA
>>547079441U's have a bend in them. Calstone would ask for I's instead.
>>547079604>ywn have a cf love relationship
>>547079560mac or rice?
mares... never again...
>>547078287Michelle My Baby
>>547079708Yes. I've personally found my Brian to be pretty strong there.
haha yes my plushies are coming soon
>>547079560Were you running hardmode?
THANK YOU WITSHART GODI WAS SCARED AND THOUGHT I WOULDNT MAKE IT SINCE I WAS ONLY GETTING SUB 500K SINCE RESET
Curren chan doesnt like youshe only likes the dopamin hit from the endless stream of online commentsyou are just a vehicle to get more
>>547080153Umadol hands typed this slander
>>547080138heartbreaking: it's uma half anni and people still don't understand how team trials works
>>547080153Curren would say this
>>547080174
>>547080206you can understand how it works and never have the pins line up
>lets have a staring contest just like when we were kidsthey're literally just flirting in public
>>547080283
Fucking finally
WitGOD release the Libra videoNOW NOW NOW
>>547080363I love how the past few umas released are all extremely for (you)
>>547080396Tannhauser...
>>547080494who do you choose?
>>547080567>anon needs to be repeatedly fed the lie that someone cares about him
>>547080661eat shit browntoid
>>547080661sorry but kissing asmr is the best
>>547080396Kiss the mambo
>>547080723Dont lewd the mambo...
I HAVE ENOUGH GUTS I HAVE ENOUGH GUTS I HAVE ENOUGH GUTS
sex with your childhood friend?
:D
>>547080781I will mun mun the mambo
>>547080661Yeah umas are much better than any disgusting w*men.
it's just one of those bad borrow run days huh...
>>547080846After her career at least...
damn hussy doesn't look too bad ngl
>>547080878That cant be legal...
>>547080849big umabig uma
ei ei mun!!!
do umankos wink?do they produce a special jelly like dolphins?how hard is the grip?
>>547080609Holding til after Kitasan, but probably Creek or Motion.
>>547080849
>>547080567>are all extremely for (you)mostly it's the MARES that are heavily for (you)
If you STILL don't have any dirt shoes (which means no careers on taiki, falco, oguri, condor) you are a certified SOVL oshi trainer
>>547080846Before her career for sure
>>547079573sankyuu for hosting the jiggie, that was devilish
gee thanks
>>547071730That took a while...
Even the other umas know both of you are basically married already................
>>547081301
>there is already people doing SS rank umas, while im learning now how to do 13k umas
I can't read moonrunes bwo go back to /umaJP/
>>547081482this bitch is the Poochie of umamusume
>>547077135The anime only umas>>547076279So it wasn’t my imagination, huh.
>>547081442True love takes a long time to build
>>547081542what
>can't get to 1000 speed/powerWhat am I doing wrong? Borrowing fine motion
>>547080494The voucher doesn't expire? Also how much do i have to wait for the Kitasan banner?
>>547079908If I happen to have a kid I'm not letting him fumble anything
>>547081609What you're doing wrong is using a bunch of 0LB SSRs. That isn't how uma works (also Ticket just sucks).
>>547081545here's one even you should be able to understand then
>>547081609With cards at that low of level you're better off using MLB SRs. I was able to attain pretty okay umas and even got a couple platinum titles using SR MLB'd decks.
>>547081610>Also how much do i have to wait for the Kitasan banner?Dec 19, exactly 1 month from now
>>547081609That's a pretty terrible deck.
>>547081632seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex>>547081696gonna be all the harder to day, I feel, but man is it important since it will result in a confident kid.
>>547081727bright cute
>>547081610Like a month. I'm trying to double spark, but not sure if I can save enough. 47k ATM.
Goodnight /domg/
>547079441I hate cats.
>>547081727No bullying the umas!
My years of posting agemasen has paid off
>>547081846Polygamist, burn him
>>547081846MANWHORE
>>547081609bwo your deck is just not pigged up enough
What's domg?
>>547081746>>547081757I don't have much better other than maybe MLB Urara. I can probably get some more shit when kitasan rerun happens but anything I can do for now?
>>547081117Holy fuck the table my computer was on just cracked
>>547081956Just post your cards and let people choose for you.
>>547081930the other autobattler general
So are we getting 5 borrow runs tomorrow?
have you updated all your umas for team trials yet?
>>547081956Post what cards you have available, maybe something can be worked out. Otherwise just wait for Kitasan and double spark her prob.
>>547082085Need to fix my long team, and half of my sprint/meds
>>547082085I only have the deck to specifically make fronts, and only for sprint/mile. So no
>>547082062maybe
It's the VN heroine information broker Transcend giving out stuff you might not know about Buena.>About her normal school life>What she's been to lately>What Transcend thinks about Buena>"I'm good for now"All top 3 options give nothing, basically send you back to this menu until you pick the 4th option.Cygames surely having fun at this.
>>547081956You could just post cards like >>547082019 and >>547082091 say and you'll probably get pretty good advice. If you don't trust people like that go to gametora, use the comparison tool amongst cards you've currently got.
>>547081609uma is an MLB game
>>547082185FILLIES!
>>547082019The pain of joining late...
>>547081727cute...
>>547082085I've updated like two sprinters, two milers, and a long
>>547082085Trying to fix my medium/longs but they always end up with trash stamina (600~)
>>547082085No, because I've been trying to farm some decent parents first, but I'm now realizing that mediocre Unity runners blow most of my old runners out of the water. Currently working on a new Haru Urara, didn't even bother working an end closer spark into the family, because she'll be a massive improvement even with B proficiency.
>>547082243>and a longhand over the secret or matikanefukukitaru gets it
>>547082216I have brainrot because the world "filly" sound wrong to me now
>>547082232wow holy shit, ok
>>547082085i started doing that today and will finish tomorrow with digitan
>>547082232
>>547082196>MLB gamein more ways than you'd think!
Can go-home proc in every long TT race? Or is there an exception like in CM?
>>547082232>>547081609Fellow late joiner here. Who the fuck are you training? If it's not Air Groove or King Halo we can make some improvements.
>>547082196it's too bad hayahide probably has the worst events in the entire game
>>547079592the running in place one gets me everytime
>>547082173MY BRO
>>547082232narita brian, kitasanborrow a 3rd speed like bikope or whatever fitsuraradiawa intdober inttry to click power a few times with the high training effectiveness characters. and use int training to save energy and win unity. max out the speed facility and just click speed.
Are SEA hours always like this or is today the exception?
>>547082232I'd tell you to max out Narita Brian ASAP, Dober and Scarlet, Urara, use MLB SR Riko if you've managed that from the free 100 rolls (If you don't then flex slot for skills e.g. Groundwork from Smart Falcon) and then borrow Kitasan.That's gonna be a very f2p deck but it'll still work. Strategy is going to hope for a lot of double wit for energy, Narita and Kitasan for speed and Urara for her events and guts. Stam is Riko+your flex, power is secondary on speed/guts and the flex slot.It's much easier to raise secondary stats in Unity cup anyway so no real need to worry there.
>Akebono lifts up trainer to see the fireworks
>>547082309I didn't say it was well updated
>>547082232Do you have Club Points for Narita Brian? 2LB/3LB does a pretty good job, and your second speed will probably be a Kita MLB borrow, otherwise Bakushin is best for stats and Twin Turbo can be nice for extra energy, you can experiment with either one.Rice does a good enough job at giving stam and power at the same time.SSR Dober MLB + 2LB Daiwa will be your wit cards.Last card you can fit in MLB R Riko if you have her, your Aoi, another wit card like Tachyon, or Urara.This should work for current CM, next one will be even more of a pain, as it's tough even with a good deck, but main thing you'll have to swap your Kita borrow for a MLB Super Creek.
>>547082467Suzuka and Grass
>>547082232eh not that bad - get brian to lb3run kita, rice or daiwa power, urara, dober, borrow is flexible
>>547082216Yeah?
>>547082173I choose the BRO route
>>547082649Couple more things I should have asked: URA or Unity? If Unity what's your R Riko status?
>>547082309>>547082617forgot image, fuck
>>547082309NTA but updated one of my umas for long and i just bring 2stam 4spd, but it was on goldship which has 20% stam 10%pwr and she is witlet
>>547082232This is almost exactly my deck before sparking on Riko's, those empty SRs are painful to work with
>>547082583Wait until I sleep then the SEA hours should begin
>>547082232>Fantasy Golshi SSR not MLBBwo?
>>547082779Based
>>547082561Thanks, I've been trying to stack training effectiveness, but either I'm just having awful luck or there's something I am missing. I had one run where I tried 3 wit and could get +50 wit +25 speed on rainbows, but it wasn't common enough to make a difference>>547082627>Do you have Club Points for Narita Brian?880/900, so tomorrow I can get her another LB.>and your second speed will probably be a Kita MLB borrow, otherwise Bakushin is best for stats and Twin Turbo can be nice for extra energy, you can experiment with either one.Alright, will try>MLB R Riko if you have herShe's 3LB. Can I limp by on that?
Aren't all Umas for (you), some more than others? What's everyone freaking out about, or am I just mistaking excitement?
>>547082734Unity. URA I feel like I get more "control" over what is trained due to not needing to babysit spirit balls but I get lower stats and ranks in general.R Riko is 3LB.
Another uma musume literally asking help from Buena on how to have a better relationship with her trainer..
>>547082842So real life happened, and then the event ended
>>547082232Highest LB SR is guts... Kind of reminds me a bit of how my deck looked like when I started.With 20% speed you might be able to get away with borrowed MLB kita and golshi speed on a highroll, but otherwise you're going to have to either run 3 cards or forget about capping speed. If you can get brian speed to at least 2LB maybe you can use that as well. As for the rest, use the free max cards if you have nothing better, what can you do? Urara has good TE and race bonus at least.Check gametora and use their compare tool.
>>547083069Sitting on your trainers face is a great way to improve your relationship
>>547083069Stop... Tracen is not a dating school, I literally just want to have a job and stay professional! This was not part of the contract.
>>547081609>>547082232>can't get to 1000 speed/powerIf you're really struggling with this, you could try just sticking to two type of cards at first. you could try 4 speed 2 pow, or 4 sped 2 wit. Just to get the hang of things.>>547082867>3LB R RikoI had to run with that for a few days, it's not ideal but it still works pretty well
Tracen is NOT beating the allegations
>>547082867>She's 3LB. Can I limp by on that?3LB R Riko is just outside of being a card that will be used in a lot of A Finals decks. You can try her out for sure, as her strength of giving stamina is still good, but missing TE is pretty tough.I'll also add that if you see yourself getting over 650+ constantly with her then you prob won't need that stamina as much, and could safely swap her for another stat stick like Urara, who also gives good energy events.
what are you supposed to pick for taishin extra training to blow off steam event?
>>547076894Cygames tried this once but didnt realize whales could spark this 10 times to get literally every uma released and have no readon to pig out on other banners ever so they never did it again
>>547083237Energy for more chevrons.
>>547083148>he didn't read the contract
>>547082583Idk it's pretty chill now though?
how do I build umas for TT?
>>547083267that people keep saying that it's bad despite it being so good they never do it again is really funny lol
i am a TRAINER, all i want to do is TRAIN, respect MY BOUNDARIES
How do I sex Umas?
>>547083359Nein
>>547083342hoard gold skills and go high wit, while getting enough stats to win
>>547082960Also should have asked whether these are parents, CM, or TT umas. I'll assume TT for this reply. Depending on the mode and distance you have in mind some of these will change>Grass Borrow MLB KitasanSpeed GoldshipPower RiceRikoSSR DoberTachyon>SuzukaBorrow MLB KitasanNarita BrianPower RiceRiko SSR DoberTachyonTrain up some parents in URA with Smart Falcon and Suzuka's card to pass Groundwork and other front runner skills down. Front runners are really difficult to build well, especially Suzuka since she can't run her own card. You may want to put her on the back burner.
A HERO will win libra cup
>>547083267Fair point
>>547083069Tracen is really a matchmaking service in disguise...
>>547082926No?Some careers are not romantic at all
>>547083131Depending on the uma this would KILL the trainer
Every god damn test room has had some S-tier monsters in it.I know that I can probably get to group A finals just with a bit of luck, but I think I have to accept that my triple crown dream ends here.Didn't help that Tazuna has Agamasen'd FIVE concentrations holy shit why is that even allowed. Best front run I've done somehow managed to miss getting ANY two greens.Fuck WITgame how do I roll for luck?
>>547083148>Tracen is not a dating schoolNot with that attitude it isn't
>>547083570False, trainer-san can withstand all uma abuse thanks to cartoon logic
>>547083487Rice can win!
>>547083573Why are you running tazuna instead of suzuka then?
>>547083570I'm pretty sure umamusume weigh around the same as normal humans and have horse speed and strength because of anime magic bullshit.
>>547083394>>547083317She enslaved me..
>>547082926>Aren't all Umas for (you)not shakur
>>547083761Oh nein...
>"Hmm, so you were childhood friends, huh? And now they're a rookie trainer... Honestly... makes one suspicious, you know." reeeeee kill the paparazzi
>>547083714Because Suzuka only gives Focus? I guess I could run her and then buy focus before the final date with Tazuna? Not sure if that works.
>>547069245On my days she would be the best girl but losing heroine of a harem romcom
Female trainers are safe from umas
Is it actually worth reading through dialogues of Unity Cup and URA career? I should try doing that when I'm bored.
Does anyone have the funny picrel of teio pointing at stuff?
>>547083871The welfare stamina suzuka gives concentration
>>547083761>>547083798Oh nein, being the slave einer Deutschen Uma Frau, what shock horror!
>>547083909Nah
>>547083267no, they really couldn't. People keep misunderstanding thinking this banners special - its not. The spark part is special, the banner is as if you pulled right now any any uma banner excluding the uma on the banner.Cyjew is just cyjew. They've always been their own worst enemy. Could easily just run the banner the smartish way annually and just limit it to like 2 sparks or some shit, no one would bat an eye
>>547083798>>547083945It all started from that surprise trip to Germany.. I thought it'd just be a one and done vacation where I talked to her parents..
Only faggots like Rice.
>>547083709
>>547083914I guess I could run that, but running a stam card on a front mile Seiun seems like a recipe for trash stats. Good to know for the future though, thanks.
>>547070996
Don't forget to vote!https://thegameawards.com/nominees/best-mobile-game
>>547083573your first mistake is running fronts in virgo. Not even v.bourb would have a chance here
>>547083906URA's pretty nice due to Akikawa being an entertaining yet heartfelt characterbut I haven't cared that much about the Unity Cup dialogue.
>>547083871It gives guaranteed concentration as long as the chain completes. It might even be better than tazuna at highrolling stats, if you plan your inherits carefully to make sure you don't overstam. But fronts need more stam these days anyway.
>>547084010
>>547067897Uuuuh f2pbrosIm not feeling so good with the upcoming races wtf are these statsThe more I play the more I dont understand the game
>>547083378Take them to somewhere Tazuna won't find you. Tell them what you're going to do, they will all go along with it. Except maybe Bakushin.If you're REALLY desperate, you can probably overpower the weaker ones like Urara or Nishino
>been playing since day 1>no bourbonI kinda HATE this
>>547083709I did a 10 roll for Akebono and got spooked by her
>>547084194
>>547084221Raw stats matter deceptively little though. Mile S, Turf S, and the skill build matter a lot more. Not to mention which uma it is, because some uniques are busted on this course and some are worthless.
>>547084235Your face when Urara breaks your wrist without even trying
>>547084000Wife...
>>547084287>months daily pulling>dupe 3 stars while I have over half of them unavailable
>>547083378theres no male horses in the world so its easy
>>547084359>Raw stats matter deceptively little thoughBullshit I put a bunch of 950/850/950/320/900 with good skills against umas with 1200/800/1200/400/700 and got smoked.
>>547084221When in doubt, consult this image.
>>547084090I actually like fishing horse and think she's got a chance if my god damn Teio would stop overtaking her at the very final second.You're probably right though it's a dumb move motivated by selfish actions and a decent mile parent I luckrolled.>>547084137Yeah, but with my own 2LB Riko there's almost no point in running a stam card for Virgo aside from Concentration. Trading a guarantee there for a much higher chance of missing stat goals.
Will I ever get another opportunity to get this bitch or am I gourmandlocked forever except through borrowing?
>>547084575Your maestro+cooldown Rice, bro?
>>547084575its lost forever
>>547084000That's why you never trust a german gal, they're absolutely ruthless!
>>547084643Rice only gives Maestro though?
>>547084575I have heard that at some point you can get an item to replay an event but I don't know whether that's true because I never JP'd.
>>547084575you're eventually allowed to rerun the events but you'll already have replacements by then so I guess it's good for fags that latejoin
>pretty good run>get mile S>get onsen ticket>team immediately jobs next unity race>suddenly can't hit stat lines now because facilities take forever to upgrade
>>547084749Pick the top option team name, bro.
hmmm
>New data is availableAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>547084779>he doubted the green woman's prediction
>>547084780And then you lose NSM.
UPDATE
cool, new virus just dropped
>>547084771Waifu Neicha
The update just spawned an uma outside of my doorI think I'll just go to b
>6.7MBnani
>>547084812but she said i would win...
DON'T DOWNLOAD THE HORSE PORN
>>547084819a guaranteed gold recov > gamble skill any day
reminder to MLB dictus for MANT
>>547084575It will be sold in one of the shop in the future, but by then the card is obsolete.
>>547084906>gamble skillLmao, so you're one of the retards who bought a brick skill for Virgo
Why can't I just have all the story carats? I don't want to spend 20 mins clicking through all the stuff I haven't touched yet
>>547084524I'd just replace riko with a power or wit card then... I'm not so sure riko is suitable for highrolling anyway, especially in a mile cm.
Teiofags deserve it.
>>547084943what? i said nsm is gamble. This isn't even debateable
>>547084906Sure for the next CM that's the smart move, but what about when the next med CM rolls around?
Does gutsmaxxing work yet
>>547085020>nsm is gambleKeep telling yourself that, retard.
what LB rice SSR is usable?
>>547084945that's not a hors that's just Elaina (who did nothing wrong) and her BIG fucking hat
>>547085040its the secret meta for libra
>>547085096lb1 is good enough, lb3/MLB is preferable
>>547084984Maybe you're right, but Riko means I never have to step on Stam, even for the Tenno Sho with the inherits I have in mile. And even when highrolling being able to guarantee a mood up+equivalent of a (bad) rest is just too good.Something to experiment with after round one.
>>547083685I love this artist, so many cute Helios.
>>547085039well deep breaths is long only so...>>547085051who shit in your wheaties? Do you understand what gamble means? Do you english?
>>547085132do you think LB2 is fine for the next CM? i see the difference is 10 training effectiveness and some race bonus
>>547085039why do you need 2 golds for a mediumjust rice is enough to give you swingingand with the wit situation having 1 gold is barely worse than having 2 but low wit like in URA
Gonna skip virgo cup, as I don't want to get burnt out.
>Mile S>Dirt BBros is this ok for Dirt Team Trials
>>547085039Guts Urara.
>reddit cafe
>>547085110She did everything wrongElaina HATE
>reddit shower
>>547085216>pick graded>auto select team>land in B finalsit's that easy
Do CMs become better or worse the shorter the distance is?
>>547085203desu its going to be a hard card to use because you have extremely high targets for spd/sta, any pwr card is probably whales-only
>>547085203it's 5 training vs 10 training, I can live without it
>>547085306For f2p? Better. For whales? Worse.
>>547085306Longer is better for whales because f2ps struggle to cap their stam. Shorter ones are more of a dice roll which is better for f2ps.
>>547085306better imoI don't like mediums larping as longs with stink neichas and longs being "activate your heals or die"Virgo was just sabotaged by cyge giving you 1 week of prep with aoharu and the balance patch
>>547085320I was going to see if it would work with manhattan cafe given she has 30% stamina growth and run tazuna and riko
>>547084906When you're surrounded by 6 gamblers, not gambling just means you consistently lose... Not a lot of guaranteed accels around.
Biko is so cool bros
I already have an acceptable Taiki I made a week ago but I'm burning out pursuing trying to make a better one than this... I should move on already
>6.7MB WHAT THE FUCK THEY NERFED TAIKI
>do 3 borrow runs today>get the shittest spirits at start>every training has 1, maybe 2>have several turns where I don't even get spirits>it's so bad team barely wins first race>all 3 borrowed runs glue>come back from work>decide 1 shitty parent run before going to sleep>here's 4 spirits on Speed training>here's 3 spirits on Wit training>another 3 spirits on Power bro>4 spirits explosions before first team raceThis game SUCKS.
>>547085306What the other guys said. But this one in particular favors taiki, so f2ps without taiki will find it tough to compete with whale taikis.
I still don't know whether these are worth taking or not. Is it at least on par with Professor?
>>547085612lates compete fine with taikiit's just CM3 all over again
how does Unity Cup training work for longer distances since Im not running wit cards, do I still want to hit wit?
>>547085645roughly the same. it's just too expensive
>>547085645it is but for that cost? Might as well just pick up the discounted it's on, or any other midrace
Bring your CM umas. 66505645
Yeah guess we're married now
>>547085774>retard getting hitched unknowingly
>>547085825I am not retarded!
>>547085694You should still be running wit cards. >>547085720>>547085734Went ahead and grabbed it since this is a TT uma.
Do Debuffs used by my own umas harm my own team?
>>547085645>1.8s eh, it's actually an RNG skill since it counts speed * mood, and prof doesn't
>>547085903no friendly fire
>>547085694I'm shit at the game, so I ended up using 2 pals instead.
>>547085878you are going to use a wit card in a long CM?
>>547085774Is your wallet bottomless?
why are they called wit cards if they're retarded and never land on wit
>>547085921Good, then i may bring a nice nature to CM.
>>547085945wit reduces your stam consumption, so yes, you should. You aren't planning to run 350 wit umas in a long race again are you?
>>547085945During Unity, yes.
Why are they like this? Why do they hate and corrupt nice things?https://x.com/BlueRoseRice4/status/1989825586718527864
>>547085963What wit card are you using? does it have priority?
>>547085945wit checks happen in all disances
>>547085221Don't see why not, just have extra power to make up for it, it goes a long way in dirt tracks.
>>547086071dober SR of course
>>547086071dasca fukukita fm
>>547086070Please don't bring that rotten shit here
>>547086090so how are you going to hit 1200speed/1100 stam/1000 power>>547086038you can get to 400+ wit without using a wit card
>muh 1200 speed in 3000mYou better be an oinker to post like that
The update added Agnes Digital's lobby dialogue btw
>>547086161>so how are you going to hit 1200speed/1100 stam/1000 powernta but I won'tI will simply use a recovery unique then win
>>547085475ik that feel with my two LS. Just awful inspo procs ever since trying to make better For my taiki, not a ton i could do to improve especially since the mega rng descent
Bring your CM umas.66505645
is this what it was like for seiunbros in cm3?
>Valentine's Chocolate >(I overdid it a little back then, and I said we should lower the bar a bit...)>(The next year, we ended up making chocolate that goes in a mold together. Hehe, that was a lot of fun too.)>(...It ended up being kind of extravagant this year, but it can't be helped, right?)>(I mean... after all, Trainer-san is more reliable now than ever.)>...Oh, now I'm really getting excited. I hope my feelings will come across...
>>547085504Why does that Glass Girl have such a curvy body?
>>547085163
>>547086328Is she certified wife/10?
Am I safe? Feels pretty borderline to me.
>>547086318Seiun automatically won CM3
>>547086471I think you're fine for now, but I can see next 2 weeks will be around this level
>>547086471above 520 should be finelast week was 515. People are getting burned from the short CM notices
>>547086471528k apparently was the previous threshold, that will be the standard
>>547086070>I don't care what cunts do on twitterBut yeah that is pretty vile, the roleplay is already bad enough as is.
>>547086342You can't post that on a blue board
>>547086318MY HERO
>>547086606it was 510k on Sunday, and it was going up 3k per day so no way it was 528k
Meeting stam requirements is easyJust own MLB Riko and MLB Creek
It just needed Groundworks...
>>547086070It's a fetish. Normal weirdos would do that shit in a Discord and not receive any hate, but they choose to blast it out on Twitter because they get off on people seeing it. The Rice Shower one probably got a chub from all the KYS 41% memes.
>>547086070You guys don't use twitter for porn and hors news only?
Hey.
>>547078990Fixed.
>>547086296holy shit I won my gamblers actually gamblednot sure it means much though since it was an 18 lobby
>>547086776yeah i probably got lied
>>547084221>The more I play the more I dont understand the gameWe got the balance patch in a lower power scenario then the other servers. So we have to make a lot more compromises with skills and stats, but no one has quite figured out what's optimal yet given those limits. Maybe some have.At least that's my understanding of why things seem so confusing and more random at the moment in races
>>547086976
>>547086978JUST BELIEVE
>>547086976Is coffee good for you?
>>547086978what do you mean by "gamblers"? Also good run anon, i guess my Oguri has some chances in CM.
>>547087067Yes!
>>547086342Lack of exercise maybe
Is Arima Kinen in Vodka career a guaranteed loss?
????
I FUCKING HATE THIS MODE SO MUCH ALL THE FUCKING SPEED CARDS NEVER LAND ON SPEED IN SENIOR YEAR AND ALL THE BLUE BALLS KEEP CAMPING GUTS AND STAM AND THE 5 DOUBLE CIRCLES MIGHT AS WELL BE A JOKE WITH 2 LOSSES AND 3 DRAWS THIS IS THE FUCKING 3RD RUN IN A ROW ALREADY
>>547087189if you don't mutate her, yes.
>>547085110based, Elaina LOVE
>>547078874>>547086976This femoid is self inserting as Cafe now? (Please)
>>547087091Late Surger gamblingbasically stack late-race/last spurt gold accels and max velocity increases + Pump Some Iron and pray they proc at the perfect time so they zoom into the finish linedoesn't work all the time but when it happens it's silly seeing them go from double digit placing into top 3
>>547087192I beg your fucking pardon?
>>547087189You're not winning any race with F distancethat's like 80% top speed penalty or something
>>547087330Its a woman, cute uma is a prop for her getting railed by a trainer.
>>547087192oshi gaming
>hmmm i will try making a pace teio for virgo since she has 20% speed>500 stam>tenno sho spring>long B
>>547087067It may or may not cause you to develop schizophrenia
tried to update the bread with Buena Vista in JP>>547087642>>547087642>>547087642
>>547085909>it's actually an RNG skill since it counts speed * moodThat means it makes parfaits give a direct buff, doesn't it? I'm going to start grabbing these skills on all my TT runs.
>>547085645They are just too expensive, just doesn't seem worth it. Unless you get the 3 hints for the white skill instead
>>547087189think i won w/ C once
>>547085645that is a team trial only skill
>>547087192sovl
>>547087547>a trainera kpop idol that's way out of her league.let the femcel pretend she's cute enough to get the man of her dreams and go about your day.
>>547078309she's my oshi and i will whale for her on the all-spark banner
>>547084023I understand why muslims get so upset about people drawing Muhammad.
